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Weird Science
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This is so beautiful. |
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You know it, Gary. |
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Look at her. |
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Do you know |
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Shower with them. |
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Then we hit |
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dead on, |
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for a little drinks, |
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a little nightlife, |
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Dancing. |
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We throw a huge party, |
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Everybody's invited, |
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All these girls, |
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Naked bodies everywhere. |
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Gary. |
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They'll know my name. |
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What? |
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Nobody likes us. |
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Why are you messing |
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We know about |
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Don't ruin |
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And then, |
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we're a hit, man. |
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We're popular. |
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Man, we're studs. |
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When the smoke clears, |
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those two dames |
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fall amazingly, |
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and totally in love |
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Check it out. |
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Yo! |
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Check us out! |
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Look, we're |
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She's alive |
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She's alive |
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Weird science |
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Weird |
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Ooh |
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Weird science |
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Plastic tubes |
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Bits and pieces |
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And magic from our hands |
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We're makin' |
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Ooh, things |
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Behind bolted doors |
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And imagine, |
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Is it real? |
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It's my creation |
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I do not know |
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No hesitations |
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Your heart of gold |
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Is flesh and blood |
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I do not know |
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Why do I know? |
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From my heart |
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Why don't people |
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My intentions |
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Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh |
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Ooh |
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Ooh, ooh |
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Weird science |
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Things I've never |
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Behind bolted doors |
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Weird science |
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Bits and pieces |
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And bits and pieces |
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Science |
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Weird |
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Where did your |
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Cincinnati. |
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They're meeting the guy |
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Chloe? Who the hell |
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He's studying |
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Don't make a mess. |
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The maid doesn't come |
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How come your parents |
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Chet's coming home from |
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He's in charge. |
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Chet? Shit! |
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You should have |
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before I agreed |
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How do you |
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If I don't, he beats the shit out of me. |
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It's a habit he picked |
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He's very |
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Nice relationship. |
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Look.! |
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There's nothing |
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Look. |
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No blood, no decay. |
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Go on. |
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You'll have plenty |
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before |
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The storm |
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All the electrical |
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This time we're ready, |
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Let's have |
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Throw the switches. |
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Here in this machine, |
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I have discovered |
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that first brought life |
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Here's |
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the brain |
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The brain of a dead man |
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waiting to live again |
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It's not a bad idea. |
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What? |
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In 15 minutes, |
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Making a girl. |
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Actually making a girl... |
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just like Frankenstein, |
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except cuter. |
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Nobody must come here.! |
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Don't touch it.! |
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Sorry, Doctor. |
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You're serious. |
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Yes. |
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Look me in the eyes. |
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Do I look serious? |
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You're crazy.! |
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Crazy am I? |
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We'll see |
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whether I'm crazy or not. |
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Gary Wallace, |
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I'm not digging up |
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I'm not talking about |
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I'm talking about |
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You can simulate stuff |
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Why can't we |
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I guess I could, |
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It's two-dimensional |
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It's not |
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But we can |
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We'll put it in |
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and see how it reacts. |
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Well, what about |
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She lives in Canada. |
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She has no morals. |
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I don't like that |
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Anyway, get to work. |
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Very nice. |
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Hold it, Wyatt. |
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Anything bigger |
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you're risking |
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Yeah. |
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Perfect. |
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Okay. Now what? |
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Should we give her |
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Yeah. We'll play chess |
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Chess? Just give her |
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That's all we can do |
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Did you get a free |
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The problem is, |
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Your computer |
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We need |
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What do you suggest? |
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We're in. |
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We're in trouble, Gary. |
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This is highly illegal. |
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We got to fill this thing with data. |
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We'll make her |
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I want her |
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I want her |
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Live.! |
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We know what you need |
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only right here |
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It's moving, |
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It's working |
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I lo mee li I lo la la mala kroo |
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kara kara chal |
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But, Gary... |
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by the way, |
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why are we wearing |
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Ceremonial. |
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You ready? |
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Yeah. |
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Let's go. |
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Turn it off! |
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It is off! |
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Hang up the phone! |
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Wyatt, |
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I don't know! |
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Unplug it! |
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Oh, shit! |
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Arf! Arf! |
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No! |
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Oh, shit! |
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Oh, shit! |
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Let's get this thing |
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You get it out! |
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This is |
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I'll get it out! |
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Whoa! |
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Oh, shit! |
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One, two, three. |
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She's alive. Alive.! |
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Uhhhhh. |
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So what would you little |
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You guys created me. |
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I didn't come |
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Before you messed around |
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I didn't even exist. |
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By the way, |
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Thank you. |
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Hello? |
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Isn't showering real fun? |
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If we're going to have |
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you guys |
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What're we gonna |
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We'll just go |
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By Sunday, you'll |
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You're |
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I'm just |
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I know. |
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Let's go. |
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What about |
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Clean it up |
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Okay, but don't get |
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or he'd kill me. |
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Where are we going? |
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We're going |
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Oh, my God! |
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Is that yours? |
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Gary, I don't know... |
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What is |
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I don't know! |
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Did you steal |
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No. |
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How did you get it? |
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I can get |
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Right now, |
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Party? |
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Yeah. Think up |
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What name |
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You think of one. |
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Lisa. |
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Why Lisa? |
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Why not? |
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He used to like |
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Oh, yeah? |
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She kicked him |
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Will you shut up? |
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It wasn't |
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All you said was |
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Shut up! |
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Guys, I like Lisa. |
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That'll do just fine. |
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You guys |
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Ready. |
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Lisa? |
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Yeah? |
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I don't think |
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Don't be silly. |
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It's a public place. |
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We'd both |
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but we're not 21. |
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You're 21. |
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Maybe you'd feel better |
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We don't mingle, okay? |
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Then we'll invite these people |
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and we could all |
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We'll mingle. |
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Hi, dudes. |
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Well, goddamn! |
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Listening to |
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reminds me of my own |
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as a young guy. |
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My folks |
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You guys get along |
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I guess you guys |
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Uh, what's this, sir? |
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Drink it. |
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That's a very |
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but I really don't... |
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Until now. |
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See you guys |
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Pretty lady, |
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what's a beautiful broad |
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doing with a malaca |
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It's purely sexual. |
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No shit. |
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She's into |
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Ha ha ha ha ha! |
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She's into malacas! |
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Do you believe that? |
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Ha ha ha ha ha! |
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You can |
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Fats, man, let me tell you |
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Last year, |
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I was insane for this |
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Crazy insane? |
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Insane? |
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I was nuts |
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I'm tellin' |
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I was nuts for the girl. |
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She had big titties. |
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She wouldn't have had |
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for the rest of her life. |
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That's the truth. |
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I called her every night |
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Every damn night? |
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Every night, Mitch. |
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On the telephone? |
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What's this boy talkin' |
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Explain it |
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We know |
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But he hung up |
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The chick with |
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You know what |
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Lay it on me. |
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Listen... |
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She kneed you |
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She did what? |
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Bitch kneed your nuts? |
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Bitch kneed my nuts! |
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In the family |
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In the family jewels, man. |
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Broke my heart in two. |
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She broke more |
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Forget |
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You got this fine jewel sitting by you. |
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Ain't that the truth, |
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That's the plain truth! |
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Party's over. |
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Party's over, |
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Here's money for you... |
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$50 for you, |
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I'll bet $5 that boy won't |
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Woo, baby |
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You know I love you |
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I really shouldn't |
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Listen, |
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I don't feel |
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Okay, forget it. |
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I'll drive. |
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Give me the keys! |
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Will he |
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I warned him about |
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He don't have |
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I don't even have |
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Hey, let's scout |
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What will you |
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Nothing. |
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Nothing? |
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That's not very |
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I'm just trying to |
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Concentrate harder. |
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You're running |
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Oh, shit! |
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I hate that stuff! |
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I hate this car! |
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Are you okay? |
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My nuts |
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Other than that, |
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Think of what |
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He's one serious idiot. |
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You're stewed, butt-wad! |
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Who, me? |
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Know what time it is? |
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Uh, 2:00? |
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Time to pay the fiddler. |
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I was kind of |
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to be human about this. |
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Here's the |
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I'm telling Mom and Dad |
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And I'm even considering |
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All right, Chet. |
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$175 and zero cents, |
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New bills, |
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in my wallet by 7 A.M. |
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Thank you. |
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Hey, what are |
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See you upstairs. |
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How to be jilted. |
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Pllllttt. |
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Shh. |
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The boozehounds return. |
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What a joke! |
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Hi, girls. |
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Feeling kind of queasy? |
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How about a nice |
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served in |
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He pukes, you die. |
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He's not laughing |
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Yes, I am. |
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Did you tell Chet about |
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He's drunk. |
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No shit. |
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No shit, Chet. |
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You donkey dicks couldn't |
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You're absolutely right. |
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You're absolutely |
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Hey, Gary. |
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What? |
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Ha ha ha ha! |
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He's an asshole. |
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Look at his haircut. |
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Anybody with |
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is an asshole. |
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Psst. Lisa. |
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Where are you? |
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I'm right behind you. |
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Surprise! |
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I won't hurt you. |
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Your lips feel like |
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Relax a little bit. |
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I wasn't expecting you |
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I mean, I was just... |
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I was... uh... |
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Oh |
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That was better. |
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Want to try it again? |
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If you don't mind. |
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I mean, |
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Oh oh oh oh |
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Oh |
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Mmph! |
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You sure |
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I'll be 16 in June. |
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You made me. |
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You control me. |
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What are you |
| 00:27:00 |
Um... |
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women's gymnastics. |
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Well, I don't know. |
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I'll do my best. |
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Good. |
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Oh. |
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Wyatt, Wyatt, |
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Wyatt, where are you? |
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I'm right here, Gary. |
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What happened? |
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I don't know. |
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I think |
| 00:28:02 |
What? |
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Everything... |
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It had to be a dream. |
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We were both in it. |
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Two people can't have |
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It had to be a dream. |
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In your dream, |
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did I get up in the middle of the night |
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and yak |
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Didn't throw up. No. |
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Maybe it was a dream, |
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A very weird, bizarre, |
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vivid, erotic, wet, |
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Maybe we have malaria. |
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Shit. |
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Gary! Wyatt! |
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Breakfast.! |
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I don't |
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to pay Chet off |
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You can't fear Chet |
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Why not? |
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I don't know, Wyatt. |
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I mean, it's seriously |
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10 seconds into |
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you passed out. |
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You slept. |
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I did my toes. |
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By the way, |
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We'll try it again |
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Good morning, |
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Hi, Chet. |
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You spit in this? |
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Not that |
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Hey, that looks |
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Now make yourself one, |
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I like your panties. |
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It's a joke, Chet. |
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That's not a joke! |
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That is a severe |
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Those are women's |
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Next you'll be wearing |
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The old man's |
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All right, Chet. |
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How much? |
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This goes way beyond |
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Come on, Chet. |
| 00:30:40 |
Well... |
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your VCR |
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for openers. |
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Thank you. |
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For Christ's sakes, |
| 00:31:13 |
You guys looking for |
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I really don't |
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Do you guys have, |
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One does not refer to |
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as a girlfriend. |
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Uh, mistress, Gar. |
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Um, lover. |
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Sexpot. |
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She's a sexpot. |
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You guys are the ones that got beat up |
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at the homecoming |
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Do you think |
| 00:31:53 |
a bottle of |
| 00:31:57 |
Um, two. |
| 00:31:58 |
Set yourself up |
| 00:32:01 |
Three scents, please. |
| 00:32:04 |
If you were |
| 00:32:08 |
would these |
| 00:32:10 |
I think so, too. |
| 00:32:20 |
Do you have a bra |
| 00:32:24 |
something leather, |
| 00:32:27 |
Give me a break. |
| 00:32:32 |
Check it out. |
| 00:32:34 |
What? |
| 00:32:40 |
Five bucks? |
| 00:32:41 |
Finsky. |
| 00:32:45 |
Max, what |
| 00:32:51 |
For the first time |
| 00:32:54 |
I don't feel like |
| 00:32:58 |
Yeah, me either. |
| 00:33:02 |
Ha ha ha ha ha! |
| 00:33:10 |
Ha ha ha ha.! |
| 00:33:12 |
Sorry, boys. |
| 00:33:13 |
Momentary loss |
| 00:33:16 |
You guys getting |
| 00:33:19 |
There's a big |
| 00:33:22 |
at Towel World! |
| 00:33:24 |
We're not impressed. |
| 00:33:32 |
Can I have some |
| 00:33:37 |
Their shit bores me. |
| 00:33:39 |
Should we dump them? |
| 00:33:41 |
We've been with them |
| 00:33:44 |
We've been |
| 00:33:47 |
We won't go |
| 00:33:50 |
We'll go into |
| 00:33:53 |
Sorry. |
| 00:33:54 |
Let's give them |
| 00:33:57 |
Okay. |
| 00:33:59 |
Will you |
| 00:34:01 |
Oh, you guys. |
| 00:34:03 |
What will |
| 00:34:40 |
Excuse me! |
| 00:34:41 |
We got her, |
| 00:34:55 |
Hey! |
| 00:35:02 |
Hey. |
| 00:35:04 |
Hi. |
| 00:35:07 |
That's Ian. |
| 00:35:09 |
This is Max. |
| 00:35:11 |
We call him Mad Max. |
| 00:35:13 |
I saw you |
| 00:35:16 |
You were looking |
| 00:35:21 |
Yeah. |
| 00:35:27 |
So what |
| 00:35:30 |
Nothing. |
| 00:35:31 |
I'm waiting |
| 00:35:46 |
Lis, |
| 00:35:48 |
come on, hon. |
| 00:35:50 |
Honey, move. |
| 00:35:52 |
Speak |
| 00:36:04 |
She likes the rough stuff. |
| 00:36:07 |
What can I do? |
| 00:36:13 |
There's a party tonight |
| 00:36:16 |
You can find his name |
| 00:36:20 |
under Donnely. |
| 00:36:21 |
Pass the word around. |
| 00:36:28 |
Party? |
| 00:36:36 |
Don't ask. |
| 00:36:41 |
You'll have a heart attack |
| 00:36:45 |
Learn to relax. |
| 00:36:47 |
Have you tried |
| 00:36:49 |
Lisa, you don't |
| 00:36:52 |
What's there |
| 00:36:54 |
They're oppressive, |
| 00:36:56 |
difficult, demanding, |
| 00:36:59 |
They're normal parents. |
| 00:37:01 |
Go get dressed. |
| 00:37:03 |
Lisa, I created you. |
| 00:37:05 |
Why do you do things |
| 00:37:09 |
You and Gary want friends, |
| 00:37:11 |
you want popularity, |
| 00:37:13 |
you want |
| 00:37:16 |
I thought about it. |
| 00:37:19 |
So I'm |
| 00:37:23 |
Thank you, |
| 00:37:25 |
but I don't want it |
| 00:37:29 |
If you want to be |
| 00:37:31 |
learn to live |
| 00:37:35 |
Now go get dressed. |
| 00:37:37 |
I'll pick up Gary. |
| 00:37:39 |
I can't wait |
| 00:37:49 |
Do you go |
| 00:37:52 |
Do I look like |
| 00:37:55 |
No. |
| 00:37:57 |
She's a foreign |
| 00:37:59 |
They have a different |
| 00:38:03 |
happening |
| 00:38:05 |
You look very... |
| 00:38:08 |
mature. |
| 00:38:09 |
Doesn't she? |
| 00:38:11 |
I was thinking |
| 00:38:14 |
What do you do |
| 00:38:18 |
I'm an independent |
| 00:38:20 |
My dad's a plumber. |
| 00:38:23 |
I guess you plumb, |
| 00:38:29 |
Yeah. |
| 00:38:30 |
I think |
| 00:38:33 |
You ready? |
| 00:38:34 |
Where are you going? |
| 00:38:36 |
To a party. |
| 00:38:39 |
Movie party, |
| 00:38:42 |
No. I've whipped up |
| 00:38:45 |
at his friend |
| 00:38:48 |
Soir what? |
| 00:38:49 |
Soiree, honey. |
| 00:38:51 |
I think |
| 00:38:53 |
Party. |
| 00:38:54 |
There's going to be |
| 00:38:59 |
chips, dips, chains, whips... |
| 00:39:00 |
Your basic high school orgy. |
| 00:39:04 |
I'm not talking |
| 00:39:07 |
Just hundreds of kids |
| 00:39:09 |
running around in their underwear |
| 00:39:14 |
I've heard enough! |
| 00:39:16 |
Gary, get to your room! |
| 00:39:18 |
Yes, sir! |
| 00:39:20 |
It's okay. |
| 00:39:23 |
Girlie, get out |
| 00:39:26 |
Don't threaten me, Al! |
| 00:39:28 |
You're out of shape. |
| 00:39:30 |
I'll kick your ass. |
| 00:39:32 |
I'm going to make this |
| 00:39:36 |
I'm taking Gary |
| 00:39:39 |
Over my dead body. |
| 00:39:41 |
He's a good kid. |
| 00:39:43 |
He studies hard. |
| 00:39:45 |
If anybody |
| 00:39:48 |
it should be Gary. |
| 00:39:50 |
You ever compliment him |
| 00:39:54 |
Or on anything? |
| 00:39:55 |
Hey! Hey! |
| 00:39:57 |
Compliments |
| 00:39:58 |
Shut up! |
| 00:40:02 |
It's so sad that your son's |
| 00:40:08 |
is tossing off to magazines |
| 00:40:11 |
Oh, Gary! |
| 00:40:13 |
I never tossed off! |
| 00:40:15 |
You said you were |
| 00:40:18 |
I was! |
| 00:40:20 |
Gary, shut up! |
| 00:40:22 |
Water's running |
| 00:40:24 |
Shut up! |
| 00:40:25 |
I never tossed off! |
| 00:40:28 |
And you wouldn't tell |
| 00:40:31 |
Shut up! |
| 00:40:35 |
This guy |
| 00:40:39 |
Look, I don't know |
| 00:40:42 |
what you are, |
| 00:40:46 |
but I'm not taking |
| 00:40:50 |
Dial the police, Lucy, |
| 00:40:53 |
I'm going to get the... |
| 00:40:58 |
Give me the phone. |
| 00:41:00 |
Well, here it is. |
| 00:41:07 |
Jesus, God. |
| 00:41:09 |
Oh, Christ. |
| 00:41:11 |
Oh, Lord God. |
| 00:41:16 |
Oh. |
| 00:41:18 |
Whoa. |
| 00:41:20 |
Go ahead... |
| 00:41:22 |
make your day? |
| 00:41:30 |
I'm sorry it has to |
| 00:41:33 |
Come to what? |
| 00:41:35 |
Cheer up, or I'll |
| 00:41:49 |
Don't be |
| 00:41:52 |
Everything's cool. |
| 00:41:54 |
Everything's cool! |
| 00:41:56 |
My dad's going to |
| 00:41:58 |
My mother almost had |
| 00:42:01 |
I'll be grounded |
| 00:42:04 |
Other than that, |
| 00:42:07 |
Couldn't be better. |
| 00:42:09 |
Trust me for once, |
| 00:42:13 |
They don't know |
| 00:42:18 |
Did you think |
| 00:42:20 |
Gary was acting a little |
| 00:42:25 |
Gary? |
| 00:42:28 |
Who's Gary? |
| 00:42:33 |
Lisa, promise me things |
| 00:42:38 |
Don't worry. |
| 00:42:40 |
You're just having |
| 00:42:43 |
I don't have |
| 00:42:46 |
He doesn't. |
| 00:42:49 |
Boy ain't lying. |
| 00:42:52 |
You do now. |
| 00:43:03 |
Hi. |
| 00:43:04 |
Hi! Hi! Hi! |
| 00:43:07 |
Party.! |
| 00:43:08 |
Party.! Party.! Party.! |
| 00:43:15 |
Standin' here |
| 00:43:18 |
Starin' out |
| 00:43:20 |
Gotta save me |
| 00:43:26 |
Oh, baby |
| 00:43:28 |
It's gonna work out fine |
| 00:43:30 |
You heard the sound |
| 00:43:33 |
Swinging across the floor... |
| 00:43:39 |
Ho! |
| 00:43:40 |
How you doing? |
| 00:43:44 |
Where's the bar? |
| 00:43:45 |
Bar! |
| 00:43:49 |
Do you think they'll |
| 00:43:52 |
Yeah. |
| 00:44:01 |
Caviar? |
| 00:44:02 |
If Max and Ian |
| 00:44:05 |
it's over for us. |
| 00:44:07 |
How's your stomach? |
| 00:44:10 |
Better. |
| 00:44:11 |
If you're gonna float an |
| 00:44:15 |
Float a what? |
| 00:44:17 |
If you fart, |
| 00:44:20 |
Sorry. I suffer |
| 00:44:23 |
due to occasional |
| 00:44:26 |
We always talk about |
| 00:44:30 |
if we went to parties. |
| 00:44:32 |
Now it's our party, hundreds |
| 00:44:36 |
and we're in the John. |
| 00:44:39 |
You're as uptight |
| 00:44:42 |
Nobody can be |
| 00:44:45 |
Your middle name |
| 00:44:47 |
Wyatt "Tense Up" |
| 00:44:49 |
It's not that bad. |
| 00:44:51 |
We can hear the music. |
| 00:44:54 |
Maybe if we put |
| 00:44:58 |
we can smell the food. |
| 00:45:00 |
Hey, brother! |
| 00:45:01 |
What's happening, |
| 00:45:04 |
Right on! |
| 00:45:05 |
Scotch. |
| 00:45:07 |
Straight up? |
| 00:45:08 |
Give me |
| 00:45:10 |
Bend over. |
| 00:45:12 |
I'll shove it |
| 00:45:15 |
On the rocks is fine. |
| 00:45:18 |
Ha ha ha ha! |
| 00:45:20 |
Yeah, that's what |
| 00:45:37 |
There she is. |
| 00:45:39 |
You deal |
| 00:45:40 |
I'll kill the girls. |
| 00:45:54 |
I wonder |
| 00:45:57 |
Lisa could have fun at |
| 00:46:01 |
The thing |
| 00:46:04 |
is that she's ours |
| 00:46:06 |
and we can't |
| 00:46:10 |
Hit the fan. |
| 00:46:15 |
This is the best party |
| 00:46:19 |
It's great! |
| 00:46:21 |
Whose house is this? |
| 00:46:23 |
It's probably that girl |
| 00:46:27 |
She doesn't have a zit |
| 00:46:31 |
She has zero fat. |
| 00:46:33 |
And she's so relaxed. |
| 00:46:35 |
She burped |
| 00:46:41 |
Uh, yeah. |
| 00:46:43 |
The bathroom. |
| 00:46:51 |
Ladies. |
| 00:46:52 |
Hi. |
| 00:46:54 |
Hi. |
| 00:46:55 |
I can't believe you.! |
| 00:46:57 |
You're dropping |
| 00:46:59 |
and chicks are outside.! |
| 00:47:01 |
Light a match! |
| 00:47:06 |
Hi. |
| 00:47:08 |
Hi. |
| 00:47:09 |
We thought there were |
| 00:47:13 |
It's just us dudes. |
| 00:47:15 |
Why are you here? |
| 00:47:17 |
Gary was just |
| 00:47:20 |
I meant... |
| 00:47:23 |
What are you doing |
| 00:47:27 |
Oh, it's my house. |
| 00:47:29 |
This is your party? |
| 00:47:31 |
We like to do this |
| 00:47:35 |
throw little |
| 00:47:37 |
Haven't you guys |
| 00:47:39 |
How did we |
| 00:47:42 |
So many people, |
| 00:47:45 |
So many parties. |
| 00:47:46 |
You lose track. |
| 00:47:48 |
Can I come in |
| 00:47:52 |
What's wrong with it? |
| 00:47:54 |
Can we come in? |
| 00:47:56 |
Come on in. |
| 00:47:58 |
Sure. Be our guests. |
| 00:48:00 |
Thanks, guys. |
| 00:48:04 |
We've seen you |
| 00:48:06 |
but we've never met. |
| 00:48:08 |
You're Hilly. |
| 00:48:10 |
You're Deb. |
| 00:48:11 |
Hi. I'm Gary. |
| 00:48:13 |
Hi, Gary. |
| 00:48:15 |
What have you guys |
| 00:48:18 |
I didn't know you guys |
| 00:48:22 |
Neither did we. |
| 00:48:24 |
Who's the girl |
| 00:48:26 |
I thought |
| 00:48:29 |
You mean the sensuous |
| 00:48:33 |
Yeah. |
| 00:48:34 |
She's with us. |
| 00:48:36 |
She's with... you guys? |
| 00:48:40 |
Come on, Lisa. |
| 00:48:42 |
Because I belong |
| 00:48:45 |
Did they make you in the |
| 00:48:50 |
Do they own you? |
| 00:48:52 |
Control you? |
| 00:48:54 |
Seriously. |
| 00:48:55 |
Seriously. |
| 00:48:57 |
They're toads. |
| 00:48:58 |
Do I look like |
| 00:49:03 |
You do. |
| 00:49:04 |
Gary and Wyatt |
| 00:49:06 |
will force everyone |
| 00:49:10 |
And you're completely |
| 00:49:13 |
I do whatever they say. |
| 00:49:28 |
Hi. |
| 00:49:32 |
Could you excuse us |
| 00:49:36 |
No problem. |
| 00:49:49 |
Okay, fine. |
| 00:49:54 |
They're stoked |
| 00:49:56 |
Should we go for it? |
| 00:49:58 |
What about Lisa? |
| 00:50:00 |
She said we should party. |
| 00:50:02 |
Let's score points |
| 00:50:05 |
We'll deal with |
| 00:50:08 |
Sounds good. |
| 00:50:09 |
Let's not hurt |
| 00:50:12 |
She wants |
| 00:50:14 |
Ready to party? |
| 00:50:28 |
Those guys are weird, |
| 00:50:32 |
Hi. |
| 00:50:33 |
Where did you two |
| 00:50:36 |
We were in the bathroom. |
| 00:50:40 |
Eating. |
| 00:50:42 |
Have you met |
| 00:50:45 |
Yes. |
| 00:50:47 |
Sort of. |
| 00:50:50 |
If you get the chance, |
| 00:50:54 |
I did. |
| 00:50:55 |
It's a mind scrambler! |
| 00:50:58 |
Oh, hurts so good. |
| 00:51:05 |
She took a shower |
| 00:51:08 |
I have a wonderful |
| 00:51:11 |
After dinner, let's |
| 00:51:15 |
He's alone |
| 00:51:18 |
Doesn't he have |
| 00:51:21 |
I don't know, dear, |
| 00:51:23 |
but nothing's more |
| 00:51:27 |
than his grandparents. |
| 00:51:28 |
We'll drop by. |
| 00:51:37 |
Ha ha ha! |
| 00:51:45 |
I'd like to apologize |
| 00:51:50 |
It was very immature. |
| 00:51:53 |
It was just, |
| 00:51:56 |
We are sorry. |
| 00:51:58 |
It happened. |
| 00:52:01 |
What's the deal |
| 00:52:03 |
Can we borrow her? |
| 00:52:05 |
We can't do that, guys. |
| 00:52:07 |
Common decency |
| 00:52:09 |
We can't. |
| 00:52:12 |
Well, she said |
| 00:52:14 |
We can't take advantage |
| 00:52:18 |
That's really |
| 00:52:20 |
Just forget it, guys. |
| 00:52:22 |
We can't do it, |
| 00:52:25 |
Come on. |
| 00:52:28 |
Hey, come on. |
| 00:52:29 |
Regardless of what |
| 00:52:33 |
our feelings for Lisa |
| 00:52:37 |
So do ours |
| 00:52:40 |
It's respect, the time |
| 00:52:43 |
You guys deserve them. |
| 00:52:46 |
We want to make |
| 00:52:49 |
Let us have |
| 00:52:52 |
and Deb and Hilly |
| 00:52:55 |
Can you guys |
| 00:52:58 |
Sure. |
| 00:52:59 |
A secret? |
| 00:53:01 |
Look again. |
| 00:53:03 |
No, no. |
| 00:53:04 |
It's our boy, Gary. |
| 00:53:06 |
He's our |
| 00:53:09 |
I don't know |
| 00:53:11 |
what the hell you're |
| 00:53:14 |
I feel |
| 00:53:17 |
This had better work. |
| 00:53:18 |
This is just |
| 00:53:21 |
You like it? |
| 00:53:23 |
Bigger tits. |
| 00:53:25 |
Go, go, go, go! |
| 00:53:27 |
Give him |
| 00:53:30 |
What the hell's |
| 00:53:38 |
Excuse me, Arthur. |
| 00:53:40 |
It's Art. |
| 00:53:41 |
Excuse me, Art. |
| 00:53:58 |
Oh, shit. |
| 00:54:02 |
Aah! |
| 00:54:05 |
Weird |
| 00:54:09 |
Weird science |
| 00:54:15 |
Eddie and Grandpa |
| 00:54:16 |
are working on |
| 00:54:21 |
They're working on |
| 00:54:28 |
Oh! |
| 00:54:30 |
Oh! Oh! Oh! |
| 00:54:37 |
What's going on? |
| 00:54:39 |
Turn this thing off! |
| 00:54:41 |
You'll love it! |
| 00:54:43 |
I'm shitting |
| 00:54:52 |
Weird science |
| 00:54:54 |
Ooh |
| 00:55:00 |
Weird |
| 00:55:02 |
Ooh |
| 00:55:13 |
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh |
| 00:55:17 |
Ooh |
| 00:55:19 |
Ooh |
| 00:55:22 |
Aah! |
| 00:55:27 |
Aah! |
| 00:55:33 |
Aah! Aah! |
| 00:55:35 |
Aah! Aah! Aah! |
| 00:55:42 |
Whoa! |
| 00:55:44 |
Aah! |
| 00:55:47 |
Aah! |
| 00:56:04 |
It worked. |
| 00:56:23 |
You had to be big shots, |
| 00:56:27 |
You had to show off. |
| 00:56:29 |
People will like you |
| 00:56:33 |
not for what |
| 00:56:36 |
In your race |
| 00:56:39 |
you forgot |
| 00:56:43 |
We forgot to |
| 00:56:46 |
You forgot to |
| 00:57:31 |
Something's going on here, Carmen. |
| 00:57:33 |
I have a feeling |
| 00:57:37 |
A missile! |
| 00:57:41 |
A missile |
| 00:57:45 |
This puppy's |
| 00:57:48 |
It was an accident. |
| 00:57:50 |
It happens... |
| 00:57:51 |
Accident my ass, Gary! |
| 00:57:53 |
My parents and Chet |
| 00:57:56 |
They'll shit egg rolls. |
| 00:57:59 |
Get out! |
| 00:58:00 |
Get out! Scat! |
| 00:58:02 |
Out! Disgusting tramps! |
| 00:58:04 |
You, you, you... |
| 00:58:06 |
Out! Out! |
| 00:58:08 |
Stop that! |
| 00:58:10 |
You shouldn't walk |
| 00:58:13 |
and hit people |
| 00:58:15 |
This is |
| 00:58:17 |
Who are you? |
| 00:58:19 |
I'm a close personal |
| 00:58:24 |
Henry, |
| 00:58:26 |
I'll have you |
| 00:58:28 |
Here's the deal... |
| 00:58:30 |
Gary and Wyatt... they |
| 00:58:34 |
I'm not going to listen |
| 00:58:38 |
He doesn't stand |
| 00:58:41 |
Do you mind waiting? |
| 00:58:43 |
I won't be a moment. |
| 00:58:47 |
Have you ever? |
| 00:58:49 |
Never. |
| 00:58:52 |
Wyatt, your grandparents are downstairs. |
| 00:58:56 |
Okay. Thanks, Lis. |
| 00:59:01 |
Lisa! |
| 00:59:03 |
Yes? |
| 00:59:05 |
Where are |
| 00:59:07 |
Your kitchen |
| 00:59:09 |
Want to try one? |
| 00:59:11 |
Where are |
| 00:59:13 |
They're all |
| 00:59:20 |
You're going to |
| 00:59:28 |
Are they all right? |
| 00:59:30 |
They're fine. |
| 00:59:31 |
They're |
| 00:59:33 |
They're not aging |
| 00:59:37 |
See? They're smiling. |
| 00:59:40 |
If any more of his relatives drop by, |
| 00:59:44 |
we'll be upstairs |
| 00:59:48 |
Those guys really need |
| 00:59:52 |
a challenge... |
| 00:59:54 |
Something that'll bring out |
| 00:59:56 |
their inner strength |
| 01:00:03 |
I'm so bloody clever. |
| 01:00:08 |
Now! |
| 01:00:34 |
Aaah! |
| 01:00:38 |
Aaah! |
| 01:00:44 |
Arrggghhh! |
| 01:00:46 |
Ha ha ha ha! |
| 01:00:58 |
This Bud's for you. |
| 01:01:02 |
Arrggghhh! |
| 01:01:06 |
This party's lame, Max. |
| 01:01:08 |
What about the girls? |
| 01:01:12 |
Girls, shmirls. |
| 01:01:17 |
Aaah! |
| 01:01:22 |
Aaah! |
| 01:01:35 |
Lisa.! |
| 01:01:36 |
What's going on? |
| 01:01:39 |
Aaah! |
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Arrggghhh! |
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Aaah! |
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Oh! |
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Oh! |
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Gary! |
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Gary, listen to me. |
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There are motorcycles |
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There are killer mutants |
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Screw the house. |
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Aaaaahhhh! |
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Ha ha ha ha! |
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Guys, you have |
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Ask them to leave. |
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They're getting |
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Ha ha ha ha! |
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This is |
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for you to prove your |
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Those are outdated concepts. |
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Don't let John Wayne |
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The man is dead! |
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So are you if you don't |
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No, thanks. |
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Gary, do you feel |
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If I could shoot an |
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Will all these people |
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I don't know. |
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We can deal with shame. |
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Death is |
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Aah! |
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Aah! |
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Grrr. |
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We'll get you guys |
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You look like |
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Arrggghhh! |
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Is this your party? |
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Uh... well, kind of. |
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I don't know if |
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It's, um, |
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How come two unpopular dicks like you |
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is having a party? |
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I don't know. |
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Dicks sometimes do |
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I don't know. |
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How would you like |
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to know that you wear |
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Ha ha ha ha! |
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Ha ha! |
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Tossed off into any good |
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Ha ha ha ha! |
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You two can't even |
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with a beautiful woman |
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without wearing |
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Ha ha ha ha! |
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You! |
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Come here! |
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Now! |
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Grrr. |
| 01:06:05 |
Yah! |
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Ha ha ha ha! |
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Aah! |
| 01:06:13 |
Oh! |
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Haaa! |
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Prepare to die, |
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I can't wait to die. |
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We're gonna kick... |
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ass. |
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Okay. This is war. |
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Hands off the girls. |
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Leave the girls |
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Ha ha ha ha! |
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I said hands off! |
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Now.! |
| 01:06:38 |
Ah... ahh! |
| 01:06:40 |
Hee hee hee hee! |
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Why don't you |
| 01:06:54 |
And as for |
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you don't come into |
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with your faggot friends, |
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driving your motorbikes |
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stinking up the place... |
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You're going to |
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and apologize |
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Get on your bikes. |
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Pedal your ugly asses |
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Ha ha ha ha! |
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We're gentlemen, |
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You can |
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or you can stay and die. |
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Ugh! |
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The choice is yours. |
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Aaaahhhhh! |
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Get out of here. |
| 01:08:41 |
Beg your pardon. |
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Terribly sorry. |
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Call me. |
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Can we keep this |
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I'd hate to lose |
| 01:09:00 |
God bless you. |
| 01:09:12 |
I can't believe it. |
| 01:09:14 |
Is everyone all right? |
| 01:09:16 |
We're heroes. |
| 01:09:17 |
We showed |
| 01:09:20 |
You and me saved |
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This could mean a guest |
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This is exciting, man! |
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Where did you |
| 01:09:32 |
It's a squirt gun. |
| 01:09:35 |
Aah! |
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That's my boys. |
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Crimson morning skyline |
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Whoa oh |
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What a weird night, huh? |
| 01:10:01 |
You really weren't |
| 01:10:07 |
I was scared. |
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But what could I do? |
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I probably shouldn't |
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about tonight. |
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Probably. |
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Since this is |
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can I ask you |
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Would you kiss me? |
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What about Ian? |
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We all make mistakes. |
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Okay. |
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Where do you want it? |
| 01:11:02 |
Can I ask you |
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Yeah. |
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How do you feel |
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I love her. |
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That's what I figured. |
| 01:11:16 |
But, uh... |
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it's definitely a |
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You know, |
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like big sisters, |
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But she's |
| 01:11:34 |
Yeah, she's |
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And her body is... |
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It's a nice figure. |
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So... |
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I mean, what would I be compared to her? |
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Deb, Lisa is everything |
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before I knew |
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I know that if |
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I'd make her |
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Honest. |
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Dead honest. |
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I'm like... I'm really honest |
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I'm so very honest. |
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I mean that. |
| 01:13:23 |
What the hell? |
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Ucch.! |
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That little bastard. |
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If my room's okay, |
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I'll just hurt him |
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Freeze. |
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Chet! |
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Where's my brother? |
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Ow. |
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Uh... |
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I don't know. |
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You're dead meat, |
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Uh... |
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Chet, Chet, |
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She has nothing |
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Okay. You die. |
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She walks out of here |
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I'll be back. |
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That's Wyatt's |
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He's an asshole. |
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Oh, hi, Chet. |
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What the hell's |
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Chet, it was |
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An accident? |
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Do you realize |
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goddamn it? |
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Some weird shit |
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It doesn't take a genius |
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monkey dick. |
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Start talking. |
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Gary and I made a |
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She went crazy and |
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Don't smart-mouth me, |
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Leave him alone. |
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This is a family |
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Chet, just let me |
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She'll clear |
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You can have |
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and my social security, |
| 01:15:57 |
So you guys think |
| 01:16:01 |
Huh? |
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You've synched everybody |
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This is |
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My name is Chet. |
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And I didn't think |
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Hi, Nanny. |
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I'm not a moron. |
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I... |
| 01:16:33 |
Was that |
| 01:16:40 |
Are they dead? |
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No. They're |
| 01:16:44 |
What are they |
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I put them in there. |
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They weren't having a very |
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Do you think |
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catatonic in a closet? |
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Do you have any idea |
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I wouldn't give |
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for your ass right now. |
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You guys |
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Wyatt, |
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Gary, take the Ferrari. |
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The Ferrari? |
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I want to be alone |
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Good to see you. |
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Get out of here! |
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Take your little |
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I want to get to |
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A.S.A.F.P. |
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Oh, so do I. |
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First, I'd like to |
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Why must you be |
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Because |
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I want you to |
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about everything |
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Treat Wyatt and Gary |
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Oh, really? |
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Yeah. Really. |
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I can be |
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if I don't get |
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Ooh. Hit me |
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How fast |
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About 35. |
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Wait. |
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Are you looking |
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No. I'm looking at |
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Bye! |
| 01:19:39 |
This happens |
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Oh, my. Whew! |
| 01:19:44 |
That was great! |
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You son of a bitch! |
| 01:19:58 |
Al, Al! |
| 01:20:01 |
Who is this |
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I had a great time |
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I'll probably be grounded |
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I'll wait for you. |
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Oh |
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Mmph! |
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Mmm. |
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Whoa |
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah |
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Hilly! |
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I love you! |
| 01:21:03 |
All right! |
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I want to thank you |
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Same here. |
| 01:21:15 |
I have kind of |
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I'm really |
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That's not my car. |
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This is not my suit. |
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Those people |
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Why are you telling me |
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Because I want you |
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for what I am. |
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Whatever you are, |
| 01:22:03 |
Whew! |
| 01:22:05 |
Well, I'd better |
| 01:22:08 |
Wyatt and I still |
| 01:22:13 |
Quit screwing around! |
| 01:22:14 |
This isn't funny, |
| 01:22:17 |
Careful, Chet. |
| 01:22:21 |
Sorry. |
| 01:22:25 |
That's better. |
| 01:22:27 |
Turn me back |
| 01:22:30 |
I haven't done |
| 01:22:33 |
You've done plenty |
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Like what? |
| 01:22:37 |
You've nagged him, |
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Huh, me? |
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Supressed him, |
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It was done |
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I should give you |
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Heeagghh! |
| 01:22:56 |
Promise me you'll leave |
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and I'll change you back. |
| 01:23:04 |
Oh, all right. |
| 01:23:06 |
Shake on it, huh? |
| 01:23:11 |
No, thanks. |
| 01:23:14 |
Wait! |
| 01:23:16 |
I have to |
| 01:23:20 |
What about me? |
| 01:23:21 |
The effect |
| 01:23:37 |
Well? |
| 01:23:40 |
I'm in love. |
| 01:23:42 |
Isn't it great? |
| 01:23:43 |
The best. |
| 01:23:45 |
I'll tell you what. |
| 01:23:46 |
Things are |
| 01:23:49 |
I mean it. |
| 01:23:51 |
Okay, what about Lisa? |
| 01:23:56 |
We'll have |
| 01:24:01 |
Think she'll understand? |
| 01:24:03 |
I think so. |
| 01:24:05 |
I sure as hell wouldn't |
| 01:24:09 |
You're not my type. |
| 01:24:19 |
Chet? |
| 01:24:21 |
Chet? |
| 01:24:24 |
Hi, dudes! |
| 01:24:30 |
I'm sorry, Wyatt, |
| 01:24:32 |
for being a shit to you |
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And gee, |
| 01:24:40 |
I love you. |
| 01:24:42 |
Blech! |
| 01:24:44 |
Ha ha ha ha! |
| 01:24:47 |
That's nasty, Wyatt. |
| 01:24:49 |
That's Chet, Gary. |
| 01:24:54 |
Hey, hey. |
| 01:24:57 |
Mmm. |
| 01:25:02 |
Mmm! |
| 01:25:06 |
Oh, my God! |
| 01:25:10 |
Lisa? |
| 01:25:11 |
In here. |
| 01:25:13 |
Lisa. |
| 01:25:15 |
Yeah? |
| 01:25:16 |
You saw Chet? |
| 01:25:18 |
Yes, I did. |
| 01:25:19 |
You're |
| 01:25:22 |
Yes, I am. |
| 01:25:24 |
Lisa, we can't |
| 01:25:28 |
It'd ruin Christmas. |
| 01:25:30 |
He'll be fine |
| 01:25:34 |
He won't |
| 01:25:36 |
And he won't bug you |
| 01:25:41 |
Um, Lisa, we have to |
| 01:25:47 |
What's on your mind? |
| 01:25:49 |
I really don't know |
| 01:25:53 |
You guys found |
| 01:25:56 |
Fell in love |
| 01:25:58 |
They fell in love |
| 01:26:02 |
That's all I ever |
| 01:26:05 |
You're not hurt? |
| 01:26:09 |
Yeah, sure I'm hurt. |
| 01:26:12 |
But I wouldn't |
| 01:26:15 |
I'm really |
| 01:26:17 |
seeing you guys |
| 01:26:30 |
I have to go. |
| 01:26:48 |
Oh. |
| 01:26:51 |
I've had |
| 01:27:03 |
Lisa. |
| 01:27:07 |
Bye. |
| 01:28:27 |
Boys? |
| 01:28:28 |
We're home! |
| 01:28:35 |
Hi, Mr. Donnely. |
| 01:28:38 |
Hi, honey. |
| 01:28:40 |
Dad, hi. |
| 01:28:42 |
No, no, no. |
| 01:28:43 |
What did you guys |
| 01:28:47 |
Not much. |
| 01:28:49 |
Hung around the house. |
| 01:28:51 |
Daddy thought |
| 01:28:54 |
or do something nutty. |
| 01:28:58 |
Not us. |
| 01:28:59 |
No way. |
| 01:29:23 |
Shh, shh, shh. |
| 01:29:45 |
Okay. |
| 01:29:48 |
Drop and give me 20. |
| 01:29:55 |
She's alive |
| 01:29:58 |
Weird science |
| 01:30:06 |
Weird science |
| 01:30:08 |
Plastic tubes |
| 01:30:10 |
Bits and pieces |
| 01:30:11 |
And magic from our hands |
| 01:30:13 |
Weird science |
| 01:30:15 |
Ooh |
| 01:30:16 |
Plastic tubes |
| 01:30:17 |
Bits and pieces |
| 01:30:20 |
And bits and pieces |
| 01:30:21 |
It's my creation |
| 01:30:23 |
Is it real? |
| 01:30:24 |
It's my creation |
| 01:30:26 |
Ooh, my creation |
| 01:30:27 |
It's my creation |
| 01:30:43 |
Weird |
| 01:30:45 |
Ooh |
| 01:30:51 |
Weird science |
| 01:30:53 |
Ooh |
| 01:30:54 |
Magic and technology |
| 01:30:55 |
Voodoo dolls and chants, |
| 01:30:57 |
We're makin' |
| 01:31:00 |
Fantasy and microchips |
| 01:31:02 |
Bits and pieces |
| 01:31:05 |
And bits and pieces |
| 01:31:06 |
It's my creation |
| 01:31:07 |
Is it real? |
| 01:31:09 |
It's my creation |
| 01:31:11 |
I do not know |
| 01:31:13 |
No hesitation |
| 01:31:15 |
No heart of gold |
| 01:31:17 |
Just flesh and blood |
| 01:31:19 |
I do not know, |
| 01:31:21 |
From my heart |
| 01:31:23 |
Why don't people |
| 01:31:25 |
My intentions? |
| 01:31:28 |
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh |
| 01:31:31 |
Ooh |
| 01:31:37 |
Weird science |
| 01:31:39 |
Magic and technology |
| 01:31:41 |
Voodoo dolls and chants |
| 01:31:44 |
Weird science |
| 01:31:46 |
Things I've never |
| 01:31:48 |
Behind bolted doors |
| 01:31:50 |
Whoa whoa whoa |
| 01:31:52 |
Weird science |
| 01:31:53 |
Ooh |
| 01:31:59 |
Weird |
| 01:32:07 |
Weird science |
| 01:32:14 |
Weird science |
| 01:32:16 |
Ooh |
| 01:32:18 |
Oh whoa whoa whoa |
| 01:32:19 |
Bits and pieces |
| 01:32:20 |
Bits and pieces |
| 01:32:22 |
Weird science |
| 01:32:33 |
It's my creation |
| 01:32:35 |
Is it real? |
| 01:32:36 |
It's my creation |
| 01:32:38 |
I do not know |
| 01:32:40 |
Ooh, my creation |
| 01:32:42 |
Is it real? |
| 01:32:44 |
It's flesh and blood |
| 01:32:46 |
Just flesh and blood |
| 01:33:06 |
Weird science |
| 01:33:11 |
Weird science |
| 01:33:17 |
Weird science |
