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00:02:24 I'm the wrong guy! I'm the wrong guy!
00:02:29 Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
00:02:32 Your mother's a whore! Man! Come on.
00:02:58 What's so fucking funny?
00:03:01 Hey, keep laughing at me
00:03:05 I'm not laughing at you.
00:03:10 Life ain't funny, so quit it!
00:03:12 Listen to me.
00:03:18 A secret so you can laugh too.
00:03:23 Listen to me, you fool!
00:03:26 I am gonna tell you something
00:03:35 You remember the old brick building
00:03:39 - There's a million brick buildings on...
00:03:43 The old flour factory.
00:03:47 With the bright gold brick.
00:04:01 What about it?
00:04:04 I'll wait for you
00:04:08 Listen to me, idiot.
00:04:11 I need a Mullinski.
00:04:16 Find someone to take the rap
00:04:21 I'll pay 15 grand.
00:04:24 Fifteen grand?
00:04:29 From a shoebox.
00:04:32 What shoebox?
00:04:36 It's under my bed.
00:04:40 You said we couldn't get married,
00:04:44 You lied to me, you son of a bitch.
00:04:51 If we'd used that money,
00:04:54 - You want that? You want me in jail?
00:04:57 - I want you to buy me a ring.
00:05:02 I heard about a job in here.
00:05:07 It'll give us all the money we could
00:05:13 If I get you a Mullinski,
00:05:18 Will you?
00:05:20 All right! All right! On my mother.
00:05:24 All right. I'll get you a Mullinski.
00:05:36 - Who is it?
00:05:41 Toto no here!
00:05:43 No Toto.
00:05:47 - How'd you find me?
00:05:50 - Well, how do you know?
00:05:55 Sweet Jesus. He gave me up, didn't he?
00:06:00 - I swear to God!
00:06:04 - He needs your help.
00:06:06 I'm like a caged animal! All day,
00:06:12 The cops can only get you through
00:06:17 But you've gotta help.
00:06:20 I can't Mullinski for him.
00:06:23 - The judge would lock us both up!
00:06:30 - The offer's 15 grand.
00:06:32 I spent a year in isolation for him,
00:06:38 Yeah, well, somebody told him
00:06:42 A job? What kind of job?
00:06:47 Can I trust you?
00:06:52 He says it could be his Bellini.
00:06:59 - Fifteen for a Mullinski?
00:07:01 - What's the charge?
00:07:04 Shit, forget it. I can't do it.
00:07:08 What are you talking about?
00:07:14 It's not the time. It's my mother.
00:07:21 Well, she'd die happier knowing
00:07:25 What are you, sick?
00:07:28 Look, you're gonna turn down
00:07:33 What do you want from me?
00:07:36 Let Cosimo rot.
00:07:40 - Look, swear you'll never repeat this.
00:07:44 Swear. Cosimo will kill me
00:07:49 - Come on. All right, I swear.
00:07:55 - Big? How big?
00:07:59 All that's huge about Cosimo
00:08:02 - He says it's his Bellini.
00:08:06 Everybody in this neighborhood's
00:08:10 - Hey, Mickey.
00:08:11 - How's your Bellini?
00:08:16 No. Cosimo's...
00:08:20 Cosimo's is real.
00:08:22 A lifer gave it up to him
00:08:25 That's why he's so desperate
00:08:30 A lifer gave it up to him?
00:08:32 You see, I figure...
00:08:37 ...if we help Cosimo get out, maybe we
00:08:45 - How much action?
00:08:52 - Holy shit.
00:08:58 I don't know.
00:09:00 Look. How much money did you wake up
00:09:09 Fifty-five cents.
00:09:11 What have you got to lose?
00:09:17 - Do you know Leon?
00:09:22 He's a nut case,
00:09:25 I can't do it.
00:09:29 Jesus. This will pay for the wedding.
00:09:36 Fiancé's a snob from the suburbs. If I
00:09:41 This is crazy. How hard can it be
00:09:44 You gotta know somebody
00:09:48 - Friends who'd be better off in jail.
00:09:53 It means what it means.
00:09:56 Screw Cosimo. Why give a shit?
00:10:01 - Yeah, but he's got a Bellini.
00:10:07 - You wanna find a Mullinski?
00:10:11 This one's legit.
00:10:15 Anybody who helps
00:10:19 - Why didn't the lifer pull it?
00:10:22 He went to the pen before he could.
00:10:26 A genuine Bellini?
00:10:31 I swear on my mother.
00:10:35 Goddamn.
00:10:39 You fellows know Riley?
00:10:46 What the fuck are you doing?
00:10:51 I just got the baby to sleep
00:10:54 - I'm sorry.
00:10:58 It's all right.
00:11:03 Noises...
00:11:08 ...and bright lights upset him terribly.
00:11:11 I'm sorry. If you're here for pictures,
00:11:16 My wife's in the pen. I had to sell my
00:11:22 But if you're interested...
00:11:26 ...I'm selling drinking glasses.
00:11:29 They're all hand-painted. By me.
00:11:37 - Sweet Jesus, I am so broke.
00:11:42 You got a job?
00:11:44 Cosimo needs a Mullinski.
00:11:48 Ten large?
00:11:56 That's two bucks a jar.
00:11:59 I can't. It's impossible.
00:12:03 - Where's your wife?
00:12:05 They gave her a year for fraud.
00:12:09 They set her fine at 1000 bucks.
00:12:13 We're so broke, she had to do the time.
00:12:20 You know, they've got
00:12:24 - I was born there.
00:12:27 We need a Mullinski.
00:12:30 You're not gonna...
00:12:32 You're not gonna get an ex-con
00:12:36 You need somebody with a clean record
00:12:41 Jesus, it's not like
00:12:47 You guys know Pero?
00:12:53 Baby coming through.
00:12:56 Baby coming through.
00:13:00 Here, let's put this on you.
00:13:10 - Are you out of your lunatic mind?
00:13:13 - Cosimo won't share his job with them.
00:13:18 - I was talking, my mouth slipped.
00:13:22 He's gonna kill me.
00:13:23 - I'm not going to prison for that fool.
00:13:28 - You told us 10.
00:13:32 - You're fighting a priest.
00:13:35 You rather I fight a woman?
00:13:39 Tomorrow, I fight
00:13:41 - This jackass is our last chance.
00:13:46 He's this close. I say we go
00:13:50 A thousand dollars
00:13:53 What is it with you guys?
00:13:58 Man, she's right. If we don't
00:14:04 We'll go 16,000 on the deal.
00:14:09 I don't need it. When my career takes
00:14:14 - Mahlovic, you're up! Let's go.
00:14:17 See you after the fight.
00:14:19 Pero, buma- ye!
00:14:22 I'm so pretty. I'm so pretty. Come on!
00:14:43 Cosimo Cosanawowski, for attempted
00:14:48 - Stop the proceedings! Stop!
00:14:53 - Hold on! Hear me out. Hear me out.
00:14:59 Please, Your Honor, I'm here to confess.
00:15:05 Your Honor, I can no longer live
00:15:09 It was me who was stealing that car.
00:15:14 My brother Cosimo, Saint Cosimo,
00:15:20 ...was only trying to stop me.
00:15:24 "Cosimo, I mean to steal this car.
00:15:27 I am a car thief.
00:15:33 I'm gonna kill you!
00:15:35 - Wait. Hold on.
00:15:40 Not only that, you added six months.
00:15:45 Six months. Six months.
00:15:50 I just got three fucking years, man!
00:15:53 I want my money back. Otherwise,
00:15:57 - Get out.
00:16:00 I don't care about anything anymore.
00:16:03 What's the matter with you?
00:16:06 Come on. Prison is easy, you puss.
00:16:09 No. You don't understand.
00:16:14 Maybe he deserved it.
00:16:16 He's dying, you jackass!
00:16:23 Now he'll have to die alone.
00:16:26 Just last week he said to me...
00:16:30 He said, " Pero, be there for me
00:16:36 ...when death has me in its deadly grip.
00:16:41 I swore to him I wouldn't,
00:16:46 For a lousy 16 grand.
00:17:08 - You're a sick bastard.
00:17:14 I'm laughing at... You wanna hear
00:17:19 You know that old building
00:17:23 - There's a million old buildings.
00:17:27 - What about it?
00:17:31 Half became apartments.
00:17:36 I don't care.
00:17:39 - A jewelry shylock.
00:17:42 So my cellmate, the bricklayer,
00:17:46 - He pulled a Krazner.
00:17:48 You know, a Krazner.
00:17:50 He mortared the wall between
00:17:55 ...with sand and water.
00:17:58 Shylock's a big shot. The bricklayer
00:18:03 You still have to break
00:18:06 That's the beauty of it. Nobody lives
00:18:11 You're a bigger jackass
00:18:14 - What are you talking about?
00:18:18 ...why didn't the old man
00:18:21 Two days before the job,
00:18:25 Shoots her dead. He's a lifer now,
00:18:29 You were to spring me so I could
00:18:36 - Funny shit, huh?
00:18:39 - I mean, really funny, right?
00:18:44 - You're free to go.
00:18:46 Where's he going?
00:18:50 You know, I did,
00:18:55 I'm gonna fucking kill you! You son
00:19:01 - My mother's a what?
00:19:14 - Goddamn! Shit. Come to see me home?
00:19:20 I did my job, baby. It's not
00:19:24 - I'm dead if I don't get that money.
00:19:29 If it isn't a $ 16,000 man.
00:19:32 We don't care what went wrong. We just
00:19:37 What's the fuck's the matter
00:19:40 - That money's mine.
00:19:53 - You want me to take it out of your ass?
00:19:59 You want more, funny boy?
00:20:01 - Christ.
00:20:03 - I don't have it.
00:20:08 - Jesus Christ!
00:20:11 I gave the money to my debtors.
00:20:14 - All 16,000?
00:20:18 - He's lying.
00:20:23 - I got Cosimo's Bellini.
00:20:27 I swear to God! I told him I got
00:20:32 - So what?
00:20:36 Equal shares. All of you.
00:20:38 It's the greatest job I ever heard of.
00:20:42 Let's hear it then.
00:20:44 - I can't breathe.
00:20:51 You watch yourself, fucker.
00:20:54 Fuck.
00:21:01 - I feel weak.
00:21:03 Jesus, we killed him.
00:21:06 The safe's on the second floor
00:21:11 The apartment next
00:21:15 We break into the apartment,
00:21:19 ...climb into the shylock's
00:21:26 That's the easy part.
00:21:29 Trouble is that building's like
00:21:33 The best way is through
00:21:37 Take the back fire escape to the roof.
00:21:40 Then we drop to the apartment window,
00:21:45 Anybody know a safecracker?
00:21:48 - Jerzy Antwerp is the only one I know.
00:21:55 I got an idea.
00:21:57 I was thinking, with a camera, I could
00:22:03 - We could get the combination.
00:22:06 Where we gonna get a camera?
00:22:08 We could pay a little visit
00:22:19 So, what are you hocking today, Riley?
00:22:22 Treat me with more respect.
00:22:25 It just so happens I came
00:22:30 - It's nice. I like the browns.
00:22:36 What do you think? It's for my sister.
00:22:40 Is there too much red?
00:22:42 She's been institutionalized, and the
00:22:48 Yes, after all, I believe
00:22:51 I'm sorry, Oswald,
00:22:55 Let's go to Sears.
00:23:03 Okay. Here we go.
00:23:09 - What is this?
00:23:11 I shot some footage of him
00:23:14 He's a cute baby.
00:23:16 That's his new food.
00:23:20 - I like it.
00:23:22 - It's good food.
00:23:25 Here we go.
00:23:28 - The Hassenfeffer 622.
00:23:33 Neither.
00:23:37 Okay, okay, watch this.
00:23:49 - Seventy-eight.
00:23:52 - Eight.
00:23:56 - Whoa.
00:24:06 - Seventy-seven.
00:24:08 Seventy-eight.
00:24:10 - What is the number?
00:24:15 - That's great.
00:24:17 Every time, on the last number,
00:24:21 He's like a gimp.
00:24:23 Sorry.
00:24:28 So, what do you think?
00:24:32 Well, as a film, it's a disaster.
00:24:35 It's a documentary.
00:24:42 The good news is,
00:24:47 So how do we...? What do we...?
00:24:50 How do we do this?
00:24:54 This may be a shock, but I don't
00:24:59 - See. What the hell's he doing here?
00:25:03 For 500 bucks,
00:25:06 - 500 bucks?
00:25:08 Be quiet. The baby.
00:25:11 We're all tapped out here. That's why
00:25:17 - We'll cut you in.
00:25:21 - There's a fortune in that safe.
00:25:26 - My time is valuable.
00:25:29 Hold your horses.
00:25:31 Can you get us through a Krazner wall?
00:25:36 Well, who do you think Krazner called?
00:25:42 - All right. So then it's a deal.
00:25:45 Be at my place Saturday afternoon.
00:25:47 If you'll excuse me,
00:25:54 Five hundred bucks? Did I mention I'm
00:25:59 - Where can we get that kind of money?
00:26:04 There's gotta be something.
00:26:08 I think I can get the money.
00:26:12 - How much do you need?
00:26:18 I met a nice girl.
00:26:23 You're getting married?
00:26:25 - lf she says yes.
00:26:30 Five hundred dollars.
00:26:32 Five hundred dollars?
00:26:37 It's beautiful.
00:26:42 Well, I hope she can make
00:26:49 At the usual interest?
00:26:52 - At the usual interest.
00:26:57 There are many methods
00:27:00 Each method has an inverse relationship
00:27:06 The quickest is Lipchiski Method, named
00:27:13 The Lipchiski Method requires a stick
00:27:19 But as we learned when Lipchiski blew
00:27:24 Hence, I teach the circular-saw method.
00:27:29 Not the quickest, but the cleanest.
00:27:35 This is the method that I was taught.
00:27:40 - You want Lipchiski, go somewhere else.
00:27:45 They were just here. Hide the safe.
00:27:48 - Where?
00:27:51 - We can't move it.
00:27:54 You think that's funny?
00:27:57 You little son of a bitch.
00:27:59 Fucking midget.
00:28:03 I'm gonna fuck you up.
00:28:11 Where was I?
00:28:12 - Circular...
00:28:18 You take the saw like so:
00:28:22 You crank it like so:
00:28:27 - What time is it?
00:28:29 - We'll now begin a full demonstration.
00:28:33 Baby! Sgt. Babitch is here.
00:28:37 - He'll bury us. Hide the fucking safe!
00:28:52 All right, guys. Take five.
00:28:55 Babitch! What a surprise.
00:29:00 You sing while you launder?
00:29:02 - Speak English.
00:29:07 - Which church is that?
00:29:10 We tour.
00:29:17 Would you know anything
00:29:20 A safe with a hole
00:29:25 Where's Youngstown?
00:29:30 Now, wait a minute here.
00:29:34 I know all you guys.
00:29:37 You're all from Collinwood.
00:29:42 And you're all bums.
00:29:46 You're Pero Mahlovic, aren't you?
00:29:51 He was a shitty fighter,
00:29:55 - What's your angle here, Mahlovic?
00:29:59 You're a joker, huh?
00:30:02 Well, you keep laughing, champ.
00:30:09 If a job goes down in the next few
00:30:19 Jesus.
00:30:22 You better watch your back, boys.
00:30:26 Where have you been?
00:30:29 - The bus never came. I had to walk.
00:30:34 Give me a square,
00:30:37 The shylock comes at 6.
00:30:41 Good luck.
00:30:44 Hey, give me a light.
00:30:56 Jesus, she's a live one.
00:31:04 Yeah.
00:31:33 What the fuck is this, man?
00:31:38 - Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
00:31:43 My best friend's cousin told me
00:31:51 They're getting senile.
00:31:54 So he moved them in next door
00:32:00 - The girl's their maid.
00:32:04 Well, don't worry.
00:32:12 You sure this isn't gonna
00:32:16 You're a piece of work.
00:32:18 As hard as you find it to believe,
00:32:36 - Shit.
00:32:39 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:32:42 - Baby, where you going in such a hurry?
00:32:48 Whoa, slow down, sugar.
00:32:52 Whoa, whoa.
00:32:54 Look at that. Baby got an ass
00:32:58 The kind we like to lick.
00:33:00 Why don't you leave the girl alone,
00:33:04 Scram, before we lay one on you.
00:33:14 - I'll carve you like a turkey, honky.
00:33:18 Hit me.
00:33:20 Put the knife...
00:33:23 - Don't hit me no more.
00:33:26 - Are you okay?
00:33:29 Miss! Miss, I don't mean any harm.
00:33:33 Miss. Are you all right, miss?
00:33:36 That was quite an experience.
00:33:40 " Pero, you're a lucky man. Your father
00:33:45 ...where among gaining a degree in
00:33:50 - That was quite a punch you threw.
00:33:55 - I wanted to make sure you're okay.
00:34:00 You're late? That's funny. So am I.
00:34:05 - This way.
00:34:09 - What are you late for?
00:34:12 - He's a doctor.
00:34:16 Me? I don't work.
00:34:20 Oh, really? Well, I'm a salesman.
00:34:23 Congratulations. What do you sell?
00:34:26 All sorts of things.
00:34:31 - You from around here?
00:34:33 Even though I could afford more,
00:34:38 For instance, if you were, say,
00:34:44 ...I'd still think you were
00:34:47 Hey, what's happening, young blood?
00:34:51 Crazy kids.
00:34:55 So where do you live?
00:34:57 I live in an apartment with my aunts,
00:35:02 - The doctor?
00:35:05 You have another boyfriend?
00:35:08 Yeah, I have lots of boyfriends.
00:35:16 - So you going to ask me out, or what?
00:35:20 What about your boyfriends?
00:35:22 They understand I'm a liberated woman.
00:35:26 - Sure.
00:35:30 - We'll meet at your house?
00:35:36 ...deloused.
00:35:38 - There's a street carnival.
00:35:40 - On St. Clair.
00:35:43 - In front of the church.
00:35:48 Okay.
00:35:50 Okay.
00:35:55 - Okay.
00:36:00 I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch.
00:36:06 I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch.
00:36:18 I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch.
00:36:21 I'm gonna kill that...
00:36:36 Hey, I don't want to miss my bus now.
00:36:52 - Thank you.
00:36:57 Look, a fun house!
00:37:00 Hey, if it's fun you want,
00:37:12 Where did you go?
00:37:15 Which one is you? Where are you?
00:37:18 Guess you'll just have
00:37:21 Come here.
00:37:23 Come here.
00:37:29 Where you going?
00:37:34 - I'm gonna kill you, you son of a bitch!
00:37:40 Want something, baby?
00:37:43 - Jesus Christ, where's Mahlovic?
00:37:46 - Didn't you hear?
00:37:48 - Cosimo broke out of the joint!
00:37:53 - I'll kill you! Your mother's a whore!
00:37:59 You sick bastard!
00:38:01 - You stole my Bellini!
00:38:05 You puta! I'll spit on you!
00:38:08 - I'll spit on all of you!
00:38:11 I got it all planned out.
00:38:15 You traitorous whore!
00:38:25 Listen to me,
00:38:28 This job is mine! Anybody tries
00:38:33 I'm gonna kill anybody!
00:38:42 You okay?
00:38:44 - He get you good?
00:38:46 Just get away from me.
00:38:56 Fuck him.
00:39:00 Leon.
00:39:02 Leon, stakeout. Let's go.
00:39:06 - What do you want?
00:39:08 - Leon ain't here.
00:39:12 I'll let him know you came by.
00:39:14 Shit. I'm Basil.
00:39:17 - What?
00:39:22 I will.
00:39:24 And you?
00:39:27 Are...?
00:39:30 Right. I'm Michelle.
00:39:34 Leon's sister.
00:39:35 - I'm Basil.
00:39:45 That's a pretty ring.
00:39:47 It's from my fiancé.
00:39:58 So...
00:40:00 ...Basil...
00:40:02 ...you wanna come in?
00:40:18 This place is kind of stale,
00:40:22 Maybe we could, you know,
00:40:28 - But my aunts will be there, so...
00:40:33 - No, I can't leave, really.
00:40:37 - Because.
00:40:40 - I told another date to meet me here.
00:40:44 I cannot be dating just one guy.
00:40:49 Dear God, woman!
00:40:54 It's enough to make
00:40:56 If you ask me,
00:40:59 I'll date whoever I please.
00:41:02 - Hello, Beddo.
00:41:04 - Hi. This is my date.
00:41:08 This is your date?
00:41:14 Excuse us, please.
00:41:16 Another polka heading your way.
00:41:19 Here we go with something called
00:41:27 I'm starting to think
00:41:30 It's spinning out of control.
00:41:32 This job's not spinning
00:41:36 Try getting into her apartment,
00:41:39 I've been trying to get in
00:41:43 - She's a tease. I don't understand her.
00:41:48 - I don't fall in love, sweetheart.
00:41:54 It's all over your face.
00:42:02 Motherfucker.
00:42:07 - Hands off, midget.
00:42:09 - She's with me tonight.
00:42:12 - Yeah, really.
00:42:17 Who is he, your pimp?
00:42:32 Come on, come on.
00:42:38 What the fuck are you doing?
00:42:40 How could you lose your head over
00:42:49 Wait, Carmela. Carmela.
00:42:51 Carmela, wait a second!
00:42:53 I'm sorry for the disturbance.
00:42:56 But I was enjoying an evening
00:42:59 ...when that mob attacked me.
00:43:03 Pero Mahlovic. 122 Ivanhoe.
00:43:07 - Sgt. Babitch, thank God you're here...
00:43:12 The way you're going,
00:43:17 You're such a kidder, Sgt. Babitch.
00:43:21 Don't get smart with me,
00:43:24 - I will shit in you.
00:43:30 I'll be seeing you around, champ.
00:43:35 Okay, then.
00:43:38 Maybe at the mixer next week?
00:43:46 So that was very noble of you,
00:43:51 No one's ever fought
00:43:54 Well, I can't help it.
00:44:01 Why did that girl say
00:44:04 You know, she was jealous.
00:44:07 Yeah.
00:44:11 She was telling the truth.
00:44:15 I'm really just a maid.
00:44:18 I thought because you were
00:44:22 ...you wouldn't like me as much, so...
00:44:25 Please. We live in a democracy.
00:44:30 You can be anything you want.
00:44:33 I know. I just...
00:44:36 I don't know. I was just being silly.
00:44:40 You're not silly.
00:44:45 - You know those old ladies I work for?
00:44:48 They're going out of town on Tuesday.
00:44:51 And I live over on the West Side,
00:44:58 ...come over for a nice,
00:45:01 I'd like that. I'd like that a lot.
00:45:06 - That I'm off on Tuesday night and I...
00:45:10 They're going to see
00:45:14 - You could come to my place.
00:45:17 Except, I have a date.
00:45:22 - You have a date?
00:45:27 We bowl. In a bowling league.
00:45:31 I like to bowl. Could I come?
00:45:36 It's a men's league.
00:45:39 Yeah.
00:45:41 But we could go out another night.
00:45:45 - One more beer!
00:45:51 - Get the fuck out!
00:45:55 Carmela. Look at me.
00:46:03 I like you.
00:46:06 I like you a lot.
00:46:09 I like you too.
00:46:11 - Yeah?
00:46:18 No!
00:46:19 - No! Help! Help me!
00:46:24 Somebody help me!
00:46:39 What a shitty way to go, huh?
00:46:45 - Something ain't right in the world.
00:46:49 His mother was a whore.
00:46:52 Sorry, I can't go in.
00:46:58 Excuse me, gentlemen. It's time.
00:47:01 We ain't done nothing to Cosimo
00:47:06 - Still don't make it right, I guess.
00:47:11 What are you talking about?
00:47:14 He'd screw his mother
00:47:17 Watch your mouth.
00:47:21 It's not about him anyway.
00:47:24 It's about the job.
00:47:28 This is our dream
00:47:32 What's your son gonna eat?
00:47:36 Who'll pay for that wedding reception?
00:47:42 You're the poorest man I ever seen.
00:47:46 And you. Are you gonna stay
00:47:50 This is about the job, plain and simple.
00:47:55 And there ain't a goddamn thing
00:48:01 How you doing?
00:48:05 It's Antwerp.
00:48:07 The tools are ready for tonight.
00:48:10 They're in a duffle bag in a dumpster
00:48:17 Why are you dressed like a priest?
00:48:20 You're an idiot.
00:48:23 You see that?
00:48:27 Babitch smells blood.
00:48:36 - He's putting the screws on us.
00:48:39 We pull this job,
00:48:43 Don't worry about Babitch.
00:48:47 My place, 8:00.
00:48:50 We need this.
00:48:53 We need this.
00:49:11 What the fuck is this?
00:49:14 It's almost $ 16,000.
00:49:20 If something should happen
00:49:25 ...I'm hoping you'll forget...
00:49:28 ...you ever saw us.
00:49:36 Stupid bastard.
00:49:39 Give me one good reason
00:49:43 Give me one good reason.
00:49:45 Babitch.
00:49:48 What do you make?
00:49:53 You live in a one-bathroom house, man.
00:49:58 You drive a Chevette. Your wife
00:50:03 Just so you can protect some money
00:50:09 For what?
00:50:20 Look at me.
00:50:23 Nobody gets hurt.
00:50:26 They won't get hurt.
00:50:39 Now get off my porch.
00:50:48 You know, you should get going.
00:50:52 I don't know. I was thinking, maybe it's
00:50:58 Tell him what?
00:51:00 About us.
00:51:03 - That we're in love.
00:51:06 You think I'm gonna leave
00:51:10 - But we're in love.
00:51:13 He can get me out
00:51:16 - I can get you out of here.
00:51:21 What do you want, then?
00:51:23 Your rich man?
00:51:26 - Is that gonna make you happy?
00:51:32 No.
00:51:35 I don't know.
00:51:37 Well, what do you want?
00:51:41 I want an honest man.
00:51:48 You all right?
00:51:50 I'm fine.
00:51:52 - You want a drink?
00:51:56 What do you want?
00:51:57 I need a favor. Only you can help me.
00:52:03 I don't want anything
00:52:06 I know you don't, but I don't
00:52:11 For him.
00:52:13 I'm not good with children.
00:52:15 Listen to me.
00:52:18 I need your help.
00:52:21 I think you're a good person, Rosalind.
00:52:27 And he needs that.
00:52:30 And I think maybe...
00:52:32 ...you need that too.
00:52:46 He's so tiny.
00:52:49 Please.
00:52:54 All right, but just for tonight.
00:52:58 I put his things in that box.
00:53:07 If he cries, whistle.
00:53:10 Just whistle to him. He...
00:53:19 Don't worry. You'll see him tomorrow.
00:53:38 If they don't get here in five minutes,
00:53:42 - I'm sorry. Sorry, I'm late.
00:53:46 - It's not a prop. I was beaten.
00:53:49 By the cops?
00:53:50 No. Oswald.
00:53:54 I ran into him and his brother.
00:53:57 - For stealing a camera?
00:54:00 This is a disaster. What are those?
00:54:03 Hydrocodone...
00:54:06 ...bitar... Bitartrate.
00:54:08 They're bullshit! I've taken bunches,
00:54:13 You took bunches of these?
00:54:16 You wanna go into a coma?
00:54:18 Are you telling me
00:54:23 - He's out. Get him out of here.
00:54:29 - He's useless! Look at him!
00:54:32 What? We've gotta leave for the job.
00:54:35 I've been meaning
00:54:38 You're not cutting me out!
00:54:41 I'm clean enough to go to the cops.
00:54:44 I'm clean enough to go on this job,
00:54:49 - You wouldn't. You wouldn't dare.
00:54:54 Jesus.
00:54:56 - Where the fuck hell is Leon?!
00:55:02 Wait! You don't understand.
00:55:04 She was a beautiful flower,
00:55:07 - I'll make you bleed.
00:55:11 - No. No. No.
00:55:15 She's already engaged!
00:55:19 I'm not a thief anymore. I quit.
00:55:23 - What did you say?
00:55:27 I'm not going tonight.
00:55:29 - I'm in love with Michelle.
00:55:32 I wanna marry her.
00:55:33 I have to be an honest man to do that.
00:55:38 So I got a job.
00:55:41 Jesus-fucking-Christ.
00:55:44 This is a fucking fiasco.
00:55:51 If you still wanna kill me, I'll be
00:55:56 I start tonight.
00:56:21 This Bellini is starting to look
00:56:27 Watch your mouth!
00:56:29 Are you insane?
00:56:33 - Where are you going?
00:56:36 Can we do the job
00:56:38 At this point,
00:56:44 Wait a minute, here.
00:56:48 Let's calm down
00:56:51 Minds right? You're standing there
00:56:57 Hi.
00:57:02 - The girl, she's here! Out the window.
00:57:05 - The chick, the maid. Out the window!
00:57:13 - I'm not going out there.
00:57:16 There's no place to go
00:57:21 Oh, my God!
00:57:24 - Carmela.
00:57:27 What a surprise.
00:57:30 How did you know where to find me?
00:57:34 - Is this your place?
00:57:39 This is my brother's place.
00:57:42 My brother Mico.
00:57:47 - Hi, Mico. I'm Carmela.
00:57:50 I'd shake your hands,
00:57:55 What's the matter?
00:57:57 I'm afraid of...
00:58:04 I wanted to tell you something.
00:58:08 I quit the old ladies tonight. Yeah.
00:58:13 - You'll find another job.
00:58:17 I never told you this before,
00:58:21 The things they would make me do.
00:58:26 But then I met you, and you made me
00:58:32 I thought, " I have Pero. I don't have
00:58:37 So I called them "spoiled babies,"
00:58:42 They were so upset by it...
00:58:44 ...they canceled their stupid trip
00:58:50 What? What?
00:58:52 Yeah, but then they went anyway
00:58:57 And I kept the keys.
00:59:01 My, my, my.
00:59:04 Yeah, I heard her, Mico.
00:59:06 You know what? You're very upset.
00:59:11 I don't wanna interrupt your bowling.
00:59:16 My arm's broken. I'm not going
00:59:22 Poor Mico.
00:59:42 The window seems to be okay.
00:59:44 If you have any more problems,
00:59:50 Okay.
00:59:51 Am I dead?
00:59:54 There you go.
01:00:02 Next stop, 25th Street. Ohio City.
01:00:11 I like your brother Mico.
01:00:14 He's a little strange though.
01:00:17 He had...
01:00:20 ...syphilis as a baby.
01:00:24 Yeah.
01:00:27 You know what?
01:00:30 Now that I think about it, I wish
01:00:35 If anything were to happen
01:00:38 ...those old crows,
01:00:41 How could they blame you?
01:00:45 - Could you do me a huge favor?
01:00:49 Could you take the keys
01:00:52 ...and drop them off with the janitor?
01:00:57 But how could they blame you?
01:01:02 Oh, no. Pero, they're not here.
01:01:06 I think I left them in the front door.
01:01:09 Someone will rip that place off.
01:01:13 - Driver!
01:01:15 Hold on a second.
01:01:18 - No, they're not in there.
01:01:24 - Thank you. They would have killed me.
01:01:30 Look at all this lipstick.
01:01:33 No.
01:01:37 Well, there's only one from now on.
01:01:42 Don't worry. You sleep good tonight.
01:01:45 And I'll take the keys back. Okay?
01:01:48 - Yeah.
01:01:50 You're always so good to me.
01:01:53 No, you are. You're the best.
01:02:06 - Where the fuck have you been?
01:02:10 I couldn't get near them.
01:02:14 - But we're two hours behind.
01:02:38 Motherfucker!
01:02:42 Don't come down! Don't...
01:02:49 - I can't swim!
01:02:51 - I can't swim!
01:02:55 Goddamn toothless...
01:02:59 - Put your goddamn pants on.
01:03:03 Come on, let's go.
01:03:19 You ready?
01:03:31 - Can you get it?
01:03:35 - Higher.
01:03:38 Just a few more inches.
01:03:39 One, two...
01:03:44 I got it.
01:03:50 - I think he bit off his tongue.
01:03:53 No, it's right there.
01:03:58 You want one of these?
01:04:02 All right, we're losing time.
01:04:35 Shit!
01:04:37 Hot!
01:04:39 Shit! Hot!
01:04:42 Seems sturdy.
01:04:44 I don't know.
01:04:46 We should test it.
01:04:48 Test it?
01:05:14 - Chill, Riley! Chill!
01:05:30 - Okay. Go.
01:05:33 What? What do you mean, you can't?
01:05:35 He's afraid of heights.
01:05:43 You have to.
01:05:49 I can't.
01:05:54 Stop moving around, Toto. Stop it.
01:05:58 Get your hands off my face!
01:06:00 Stop moving around
01:06:04 I'm scared.
01:06:15 Get him off me! Get him off me!
01:06:18 Oh, my God! Whatever about my ass
01:06:22 You cause enough embarrassment
01:06:26 When we went to your mother's...
01:06:28 - My shorts are coming down.
01:06:31 And who came in? Your cousin,
01:06:37 That's so sick.
01:06:39 - What about Eddie?
01:06:42 - lf you cause a scene, I'm leaving.
01:06:47 - Screw you!
01:06:51 Get him off me! Get him off me!
01:06:56 Go. Go.
01:07:00 Next time I say to keep your pants on,
01:07:03 It's this one.
01:07:08 - It's this one. It's this one.
01:07:34 Come on.
01:07:45 Oh, jeez. This place is like a palace.
01:08:02 All right. It wasn't that heavy.
01:08:07 This is it. Guys, come on.
01:08:12 We can drill a pilot hole right there.
01:08:31 This is it.
01:08:43 - Fuck!
01:08:51 Put this in.
01:08:57 - What a bizarre wall.
01:09:03 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
01:09:28 Ms. Wiener, I'm in the apartment now,
01:09:34 Wait. There's some water
01:09:40 Goddamn! Oh, fuck!
01:09:42 No, it's the cat, Ms. Wiener.
01:09:45 No, the cat peed on the floor again.
01:09:50 No, I will not. No, I'm the janitor.
01:09:54 What's that? Yeah, a very nice
01:09:58 ...for the girl
01:10:02 Yeah, okay.
01:10:05 Yeah, I'll lock up.
01:10:07 Yeah, okay. Bye, Ms. Wiener.
01:10:10 Bitch.
01:10:12 Goddamn fucking cat.
01:10:16 Crazy fucking people.
01:10:21 Okay, okay...
01:10:23 - You miserable son of a bitch.
01:10:28 - lf I kept them, she could finger me.
01:10:32 They would've had her arrested
01:10:36 So we had to crawl in like "aminals"?
01:10:41 Look. What's done is done.
01:10:44 And all the arguing in the world
01:10:48 Now let's just shut up
01:11:23 Come on. Come on. It's giving.
01:11:25 It's been giving
01:11:33 I need a breather, man.
01:11:36 So how much do you
01:11:41 Well...
01:11:44 ...Cosimo said that the old man swore
01:11:50 Goddamn. That's a lot of money.
01:11:54 A person could live several lives
01:12:01 I'm gonna buy a big loft
01:12:06 And one for my boy.
01:12:08 I'll pay them off so he never has
01:12:13 I'm gonna move to the country.
01:12:17 Houses there are so far apart
01:12:21 ...and read the newspaper
01:12:26 I'm gonna buy my wife
01:12:30 You know, one that stands up.
01:12:33 With little angels carved. In marble.
01:12:39 So, what are you gonna do?
01:12:44 I think I'm gonna build a gym.
01:12:47 I know everybody thinks
01:12:51 ...but I think I'd be a good teacher,
01:12:55 Man, I can't wait another minute.
01:13:00 Come on, guys,
01:13:05 Toto, get us some water.
01:13:09 All right, come on.
01:13:16 Something's happening.
01:13:23 It's giving.
01:13:26 Shit. Here it comes.
01:13:32 Here it comes.
01:13:45 Yes! Yes. Yes.
01:13:54 Good, sweet Jesus.
01:13:58 I'm getting the water.
01:14:00 My God.
01:14:04 It's the kitchen.
01:14:05 - The kitchen?
01:14:08 It's the kitchen!
01:14:13 Cosimo said the wall was in the
01:14:18 How can this be the living room
01:14:24 What do you think,
01:14:34 - Shit.
01:14:37 You unbelievable idiot moron.
01:14:41 How was I supposed to know
01:14:45 - Who has two living rooms?
01:14:49 You should've looked
01:14:53 - I got the water!
01:14:56 You poser. You've killed us.
01:14:58 - Me?
01:15:00 What are you talking about? We move
01:15:05 It's 3 a.m. We'd never get
01:15:10 - We could drill fast.
01:15:13 We'd drill our way
01:15:16 We can still do it.
01:15:21 I'm telling you.
01:15:23 - Leon, help me.
01:15:30 Hey, Toto. Come on.
01:15:35 God, I needed that money.
01:15:41 What are you talking about?
01:15:45 I got the Bellini. I planned the job.
01:15:51 I did everything. I gave everything
01:15:57 You know what we did? We believed.
01:16:01 You gave us hope
01:16:05 And then you ripped our hearts out,
01:16:09 What is that? What?
01:16:11 Christ, I'm more broke now than
01:16:16 I wish I'd never met you.
01:16:21 Jesus, I think I'm gonna be sick.
01:16:34 I'm sorry.
01:16:37 I got a kid, for chrissake.
01:16:40 Sweet Jesus.
01:16:45 It's a cookie-jar stash.
01:16:50 There must be 1000 bucks here.
01:16:55 Let me see that.
01:17:11 It's delicious.
01:17:13 The girl must have made it
01:17:16 I'm gonna heat this up.
01:17:31 The pilot light must be out.
01:17:35 Got a match?
01:17:40 Wait a minute. Does anybody smell...?
01:17:52 I think it's probably a good idea
01:18:06 Wait a second.
01:18:11 I gotta give you your cut of the take.
01:18:35 It's for your wife. Get her home.
01:18:47 Thanks.
01:18:58 What are you gonna do?
01:19:02 It just wasn't our night.
01:19:06 I better get home
01:19:14 Be well, old man.
01:19:19 If you get any more Bellinis...
01:19:23 ...just give me a call.
01:19:37 So...
01:19:40 ...where are you going?
01:19:48 I don't know.
01:19:50 Get cleaned up,
01:19:56 That's a good idea.
01:19:59 She's a nice girl.
01:20:02 Yeah.
01:20:10 I'll see...
01:20:13 Hey, this safe...
01:20:17 ...this job, it's nothing.
01:20:22 It's just money.
01:20:25 Money comes, money goes.
01:20:30 I'm an old man, I know.
01:20:34 But to have someone...
01:20:39 ...somebody to walk with...
01:20:42 ...at your side...
01:20:46 ...is everything.
01:20:50 She's a nice girl.
01:20:53 Yeah. Yeah, she is.
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