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Welcome to the Dollhouse
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Can I sit here? |
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If you feel like it. |
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Someone barfed there |
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Hi, Dawn. |
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But we were just wondering, |
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- Well, are you? |
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Liar. |
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Lesbo, lesbo, lesbo |
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Lesbo, lesbo |
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Fag! You're a faggot! |
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"I'm a faggot." |
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You look beautiful |
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- Look, get over here. |
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You fuckin' faggot. You're a faggot, |
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Aren't you? |
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Admit it. Say, "I'm a faggot." |
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- Say it, faggot. Say it! |
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- I'm a faggot. |
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Hey, guys, watch out. |
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It's dogface. |
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You guys are such jerks. |
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What's the matter, ugly? |
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Let's get out of here. |
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Are you all right, |
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Leave me alone, |
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Hey, that didn't sound |
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- Yeah, what's the matter, do you think? |
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It says B-flat. |
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Play me an "A." |
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- This is bad. |
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- I knew this band was gonna suck. |
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Missy, go play with Dawn. |
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We've just got to practice more. |
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What do you think the Stones sounded |
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Yeah. |
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I'm gonna close the garage door |
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Let's take it from the top. |
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A one and a two |
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Toss-up question: |
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S-a-t-e-l-l-i-t-e. |
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Correct. 20 points. |
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You're not supposed to drink |
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- Drop dead, lesbo. |
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- London is located along which river? |
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- Hold on, Rita. |
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Oh, Dawn! |
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Dawn, I want to speak |
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Stupid. |
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Tattletale. |
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- What did you call your sister? |
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I don't care what she was doing. |
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- Apologize or you're punished. |
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- That's it! Go to your room! |
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I don't want to hear it! |
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- American Revolution. |
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Toss-up: |
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I love her little profile. |
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- Hi, Missy. Is Dawn home? |
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- Mrs. Grissom? |
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- Brandon's trying to copy my answers. |
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You were too, |
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Quiet! |
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Dawn, Brandon, |
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I'm giving you both detention. |
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Oh, hi. |
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You didn't come in here |
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Y-Yes, I did. |
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You came in here |
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N-No. Really. |
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- My hands were dirty, that's all. |
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I can smell you from here. |
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- Please let me go. |
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take a shit. |
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- But I'll be late for Science. |
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You know, Lolita, me and my neighbor |
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And if you want, |
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Fuck you. |
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And I really wasn't the one |
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I know. |
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- And Brandon's always guilty. |
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You stay away from Brandon. |
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- Got it? |
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But shit. |
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Now, go on. |
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Leave it. |
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I want to see it |
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Why do you hate me? |
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Because you're ugly. |
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M-Mrs. Grissom, |
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Let me see. |
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Mrs. Grissom, |
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But I know I could have done better |
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- I was nervous. |
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But Mrs. Grissom, I really wasn't |
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and if I could just |
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Just once. |
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- I'm better than a D-minus. |
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Don't you have any dignity? |
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Now... |
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I want you to write |
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on the subject of dignity |
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You're excused. |
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She's got it so easy. |
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She'll always have it easy. |
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Maybe she'll die. |
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You don't know |
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- What? |
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-Do you think anyone will join our club? |
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I want to be popular. |
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So I think I may have swung a pretty |
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- I think we got him. |
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Steve Rodgers is only |
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We get him, we'll get invited |
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sweet sixteens, school dances, |
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- What does he play? |
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But mainly, he sings. |
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The point is, it's just exactly |
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With this kind of extracurricular |
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Maybe not the Big Three, |
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Well, we'll have to see |
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Mommy, could I join Mark's band? |
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- Oh, sweetheart. |
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And I think you should |
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She's always bothering me. |
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Honey, you don't mean that. |
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No matter what she does, |
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Dawn, tell Missy that you're sorry |
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- I'm not sorry. |
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You're her older sister, |
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- She does not. |
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- I love you. |
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- I do too. |
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You are not leaving this table until |
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Go to bed. |
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...this stupid doll. |
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Sweet candy from a baby |
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I know you're Daddy's girl |
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Won't you give me |
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Well, Dawn is very musical. |
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Yeah. No, I know. |
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I told her |
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What kid doesn't want |
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Right. |
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- Yes. |
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Let's get a little crazy |
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Well, bump it up, sugar |
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You see, I know |
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You're a pearl |
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I'm gonna steal that pearl |
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Won't you give me some |
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Gonna take candy |
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Sweet candy from a baby |
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"Dignity. |
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Dignity is an important quality |
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- Louder. |
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- Grade grubbing is bad... |
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because it means you're asking |
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Because if you got it, it wouldn't be |
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We can't hear you! |
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It doesn't matter whether |
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man or a child, |
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You should never be |
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Therefore, dignity is a good quality |
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Thank you. |
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I am here |
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about the dangers |
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For l, Mary Ellen Moriarty... |
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once talked to strangers... |
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and that is how I became the innocent |
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Almost one year ago, |
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memorizing my lines for Hello, Dolly-- |
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when one day... |
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a day that I will |
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I was walking home |
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I'd missed my car pool. |
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And I was waiting at the street corner |
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All of a sudden a dark car |
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and a big man |
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He was older... |
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and good looking. |
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And, um-- |
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And he had a tattoo |
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And then the next thing |
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Students, I'm telling you |
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Now what exactly |
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- I shot a spitball. |
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I shot a spitball. |
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- You shot a what? |
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- A teacher was almost blinded. |
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Whoever told you |
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Dawn, are you having |
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Yes. She's got no friends. |
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- I've got friends. |
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Ralphy. |
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Case closed. |
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Dawn, let me put it to you straight. |
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But you've got to understand, |
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This goes in the computer |
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Couple of years, this kind of incident |
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Any questions? |
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Were you playing |
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How's it going? |
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How come you got here |
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I don't know. |
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Well, never mind. |
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-Is that your Computer Science notebook? |
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Yeah. |
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- Are you Mark's sister? |
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- You in junior high? |
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- Ben Frank? |
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You like it? |
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Yeah, Ben Frank's pretty bad. |
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- You went there too? |
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- I was almost expelled. |
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Why? |
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- I hated it. |
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Well, don't worry. |
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Steve-- |
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Out. |
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So did you get started |
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It's real important to |
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"Dear Mark, I thought long and hard... |
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over what we discussed at camp |
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She agrees with me: Sex is |
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before marriage, but only if there is |
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This is my third letter |
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that you do not want |
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if I do not hear back |
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Sincerely, |
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Naomi Hayes-Blatt. |
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P.S. I'm getting hooked up |
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I'll let you know my address |
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Yeah? |
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- What are you doing? |
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Is Steve good |
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He's fair. He's definitely |
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but he doesn't fail. |
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- Why do you think that is? |
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Because he's lazy. |
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Do you think about girls? |
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Are you kidding? |
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My future's, like, important. |
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Besides, none of the girls at school |
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What about Maria Esposito? |
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Gross. |
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- Steve went out with her once. |
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Really? |
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- How horny? |
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as long as it was a girl |
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Willing to do what exactly? |
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Go all the way. |
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You mean, have intercourse? |
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Duh ! |
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Why? Are you in love |
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But, Mark, when you say |
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as long as they're willing |
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does that mean they |
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You know Tammy Steinfeld, |
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- Yeah. |
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Not that pretty really. |
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Dawn, she's a dog, |
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Has he ever done it with anyone |
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- You know Ginger Friedman? |
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Well, why not |
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Be back in a second. |
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um, Ginger? |
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It's about Steve Rodgers. |
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We gotta talk. |
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So what do you know about me and Steve? |
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- My brother. |
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- Mark Wiener. |
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I know, but he told me you used |
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We fingerfucked. |
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That's it. |
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What else? |
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Well, I was wondering |
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if he wanted |
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- Not a chance. |
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Sorry, Dawn, but that's |
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- You don't cut it. |
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Dawn, look in the mirror. |
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We fingerfucked. |
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That's it. |
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- What are you doing in there? |
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- Is Mark around? |
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Shit. |
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He'll be back real soon, |
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If you want, you can |
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- You have anything to eat? |
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You like Yodels? |
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Yeah, sure. |
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Ring Dings, Pop-Tarts, |
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Whatever you want. We've got |
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- Yeah? Like what? |
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All right. |
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- I know how to make Jell-O. |
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You know, |
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I'm pouring you some Hawaiian Punch. |
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- Whatever. |
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You're not hungry? |
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You know, |
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Oh, yeah? |
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Yeah, |
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I could have kept going, |
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Yeah, well, you're still better |
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- You think so? |
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He ought to be |
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Yeah, well, I don't think I have time |
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but you want to see |
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Yeah, I see 'em. |
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Shit. |
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Please wait. |
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This time with no mistakes. |
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- We're home! |
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Where were you? |
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Getting groceries |
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- Do you know what time it is? |
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Do you know what time |
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- What? |
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- What about the problems? |
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No, we won't. |
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Hear me. |
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You will make love to me. |
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You will take me away |
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Love's a confusing thing |
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In my suburban home |
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I feel so alone |
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I walk through sterile rooms |
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There's voices in my head |
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Or coming from the phone |
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I got a blow-up doll |
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Little girl |
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Well, the two of us |
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Little girl |
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So welcome to the dollhouse |
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- I got it all set up for you |
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Hey, Steve, I think your singing was |
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Barry, why don't you play |
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You got that, Steve? |
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Fuck this shit. |
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- What's got into him? |
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- Great. There goes the band. Shit. |
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What do you want? |
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- You can't just go. |
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- The band needs you. |
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And you can tell your shitface brother |
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than get any more help |
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I can't believe |
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Well, he did, shitface. |
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She's just lucky |
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- Yeah. |
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Do you think I'll get |
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Boys always get in. |
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Do you think they'll go on a trip |
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I don't know! Maybe. It depends. |
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- On what? |
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- Drop dead! |
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What's the matter, faggot? |
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- Shut up. |
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- You think you're so cool. |
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but you're just cold diarrhea. |
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- Ooh ! Listen to this faggot. |
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- Shut up, you assholes. |
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Man, if I were you, faggot, |
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'Cause when you go to junior high, man, |
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that little fairy face of yours |
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At least he won't |
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Retard. |
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- Hey, Wiener. |
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You better get ready 'cause |
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Forget that ugly bitch. |
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Bug off. |
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You want to come over |
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Just get the fuck |
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Oh, come on. |
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Get the fuck off. |
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Nice try, bitch. |
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- No, I was trying to meet you. |
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- I'm sorry. |
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- So you still think I'm a retard? |
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Please stop. |
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Now strip. |
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Strip. |
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Bitch. |
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Now, listen. |
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the talking, |
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Oh, Dawn! Come join us. |
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We need your help. |
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- We're having a party. |
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Mom and Dad's 20th, |
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I was talking with your dad, |
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it would be a great idea |
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we celebrated our anniversary |
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We could set up tables, |
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Mark's band is gonna be the music. |
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has even promised |
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It's our 20th, you know. |
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What do you think, |
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Mom wants you to tear down |
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But that's |
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Oh, honey, I know. |
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But we really |
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And, besides, it's not |
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And you're getting |
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Whom may I say is calling, |
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Certainly. Hold on a moment. |
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It's for you. |
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Hey, ugly. |
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- Why'd you hurry off like that? |
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- Fuck you were. Tomorrow. |
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Same time, same place. |
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You get raped. |
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So, who is this Brandon? |
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Just this kid from school. |
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Is he a nice boy? |
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Yeah, he's okay. |
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- You alone? |
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- What time do you have to be home by? |
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Wait. I have something |
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Come on. This way. |
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And don't try anything stupid. |
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Do you want me to lie down? |
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- You want a smoke first? |
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- Afraid? |
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But I think marijuana |
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Why do you always |
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I'm sorry. |
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Brandon, |
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You know I've got a brother? |
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No, I never knew that. |
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He's not in any grade. |
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I'm sorry. |
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There's nothing |
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He could beat you up |
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I'm sorry. |
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Brandon, are you still |
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What time is it? |
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I don't know, but I guess |
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- Nah, there's not enough time. |
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Yeah, but just remember: |
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I mean no one, |
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I won't tell anybody, |
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'Cause if you do, I really will |
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I have to tell you, |
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But, Mommy, |
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I know. |
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But, Mom, I already |
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- And did you apologize? |
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I just had to promise to give him $200 |
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- Two hundred dollars? |
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He's coming by later |
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There's a big Computer Science test |
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What about you, Dawn? Are you going |
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Dawn, I am talking to you. |
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Dawn, listen to your mom |
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The clubhouse stands, |
| 00:46:23 |
Fine. |
| 00:46:29 |
Be smart. |
| 00:46:38 |
- Now, this I like. |
| 00:46:40 |
- The supermarket. |
| 00:47:09 |
Mom, since Dawn isn't eating hers, |
| 00:47:13 |
Yeah, can we? |
| 00:47:16 |
Please? |
| 00:47:34 |
Go ahead. |
| 00:47:47 |
I'm gonna need your help |
| 00:47:49 |
- What do we have to do? |
| 00:48:22 |
- What do you think? |
| 00:48:25 |
They're all so beautiful. |
| 00:48:28 |
They're from this summer. |
| 00:48:31 |
Who took them? |
| 00:48:34 |
uh, Valerie Mondello. |
| 00:48:40 |
Was she your girlfriend? |
| 00:48:43 |
For a few days. |
| 00:48:47 |
It was worth it, though, |
| 00:48:49 |
Yes. |
| 00:48:54 |
I'm thinking of using this one |
| 00:48:57 |
You're going to be |
| 00:49:00 |
It'll happen. |
| 00:49:04 |
It's just |
| 00:49:06 |
You think |
| 00:49:09 |
Fuck graduation. |
| 00:49:13 |
- What about college? |
| 00:49:16 |
I'm just doing this Computer Science |
| 00:49:21 |
As soon as I make enough money, |
| 00:49:25 |
That's where |
| 00:49:30 |
I found the disk. |
| 00:49:37 |
What do you mean, "no"? |
| 00:49:39 |
Steve and I are talking. |
| 00:49:42 |
Come on, I said out. |
| 00:49:46 |
- Mom! |
| 00:49:49 |
This is my room. |
| 00:49:51 |
- So what? You're being a total fascist. |
| 00:50:11 |
Did you solve |
| 00:50:14 |
Good morning, students. |
| 00:50:18 |
going on the concert tour |
| 00:50:20 |
must hand in signed permission slips |
| 00:50:26 |
On a more worrisome note, |
| 00:50:28 |
extinguished yesterday |
| 00:50:31 |
Now, I want to remind you all that any |
| 00:50:36 |
will be immediately expelled from school |
| 00:50:42 |
There will be no exceptions. |
| 00:50:45 |
Drugs are illegal. |
| 00:50:50 |
Thank you |
| 00:50:53 |
- Mrs. Iannone? |
| 00:50:56 |
- I have an announcement. |
| 00:51:02 |
For everyone coming to my birthday |
| 00:51:06 |
That's all. |
| 00:51:25 |
- Hey, Cookie. |
| 00:51:29 |
How come I wasn't invited? |
| 00:51:34 |
Oh, well, I really |
| 00:51:36 |
but we needed an even number |
| 00:51:39 |
and if you were invited... |
| 00:51:41 |
there would be too many boys. |
| 00:51:45 |
Well, I got something for you. |
| 00:51:49 |
- What is it? |
| 00:52:05 |
I didn't eat my dessert |
| 00:52:08 |
I saved it for you. |
| 00:52:10 |
Now can I come to |
| 00:52:13 |
But Brandon, |
| 00:52:34 |
- What are you looking at? |
| 00:53:33 |
Sorry about your locker. |
| 00:53:36 |
It's okay. I mean, it's not really |
| 00:53:42 |
Anyway, I hate those |
| 00:53:45 |
They always treat you |
| 00:53:47 |
- She probably had a fucking magician. |
| 00:53:51 |
I hate parties too. |
| 00:53:54 |
My parents are tearing |
| 00:53:56 |
Fuck. What for? |
| 00:53:59 |
- Their anniversary. |
| 00:54:04 |
- Where'd you get that cassette player? |
| 00:54:06 |
- Why do you hang out with that faggot? |
| 00:54:08 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:54:11 |
doesn't mean he's an asshole. |
| 00:54:14 |
Yeah, maybe. |
| 00:54:27 |
I can't be your girlfriend. |
| 00:54:30 |
Huh? |
| 00:54:32 |
I want to, |
| 00:54:35 |
- Who? |
| 00:54:37 |
- What's his name? |
| 00:54:39 |
- What's his name? |
| 00:54:41 |
- What's his fucking name? |
| 00:54:46 |
Brandon, wait! |
| 00:54:50 |
Where are you going? |
| 00:54:53 |
Asshole. |
| 00:55:10 |
Don't feel bad, Dawn. |
| 00:55:14 |
Faggot! |
| 00:55:26 |
It was 20 years ago today |
| 00:55:31 |
When Harv and Marj were married |
| 00:55:36 |
There were three little twinkles |
| 00:55:41 |
When over the threshold |
| 00:55:50 |
Harv and Marj |
| 00:55:52 |
You're the greatest couple |
| 00:55:57 |
We love you both |
| 00:55:59 |
Happy anniversary |
| 00:56:02 |
Happy anniversary |
| 00:56:06 |
Happy anniversary to you |
| 00:56:09 |
Happy anniversary |
| 00:56:12 |
Happy anniversary to you |
| 00:56:17 |
You're the king |
| 00:56:23 |
And Marj |
| 00:56:30 |
Missy, Mark and Dawn |
| 00:56:35 |
- Are your lucky |
| 00:56:38 |
- Son and daughters |
| 00:56:42 |
Rita, did you see Dawn? |
| 00:56:44 |
Happy anniversary |
| 00:56:47 |
Happy anniversary to you |
| 00:56:50 |
Happy anniversary |
| 00:56:54 |
Happy anniversary to you |
| 00:57:10 |
- How are you? |
| 00:57:12 |
Yeah? |
| 00:57:28 |
- Really? You think so? |
| 00:57:30 |
- Where's Steve? |
| 00:57:32 |
- Where have you been? |
| 00:57:43 |
- Where's Steve? |
| 00:57:45 |
I'm trying |
| 00:58:05 |
- Where's Steve? |
| 00:58:16 |
Steve! Open up! |
| 00:58:21 |
- Hey, Dawn, what's up? |
| 00:58:26 |
- What about? |
| 00:58:34 |
Well, I've been thinking |
| 00:58:39 |
another clubhouse, |
| 00:58:41 |
Would you be interested in being |
| 00:58:46 |
What-What are you talking about? |
| 00:58:49 |
The Special People Club. |
| 00:58:53 |
"Special People"? |
| 00:58:55 |
What's the matter? |
| 00:58:58 |
Do you know what |
| 00:59:00 |
What? |
| 00:59:02 |
"Special people" equals retarded. |
| 00:59:06 |
Your club is for retards. |
| 00:59:22 |
- Hey, Mommy, look! |
| 00:59:24 |
Oh, look at Missy! |
| 00:59:29 |
Oh, look at her dancing |
| 00:59:33 |
And look at me and Steve! |
| 00:59:37 |
- Hey, I look pretty good there! |
| 00:59:41 |
Oh, Harv, we have |
| 00:59:44 |
Yeah. unfortunately, |
| 00:59:47 |
What? I just gave him $200. |
| 00:59:50 |
Didn't you just tell me he got an "A" |
| 00:59:53 |
It's not that. |
| 00:59:56 |
He wants to try making it |
| 00:59:59 |
- Stupid idiot kid. He'll never make it. |
| 01:00:03 |
-He'll never get into a good school now. |
| 01:00:05 |
- Never make it. |
| 01:00:13 |
Mommy, let's watch it again! |
| 01:01:40 |
You're so lucky. |
| 01:03:06 |
Would you ask Brandon McCarthy |
| 01:03:09 |
- Is something wrong? |
| 01:03:12 |
Brandon, |
| 01:03:18 |
Leave your test. |
| 01:03:24 |
Come along, Brandon. |
| 01:03:29 |
Thank you, Martha. |
| 01:03:53 |
I'm so glad I caught you. |
| 01:03:56 |
His car broke down, and I have |
| 01:03:59 |
I've left a note in the kitchen |
| 01:04:03 |
but in case she doesn't |
| 01:04:05 |
tell her to get a ride home |
| 01:04:08 |
I won't be able to pick her up |
| 01:04:11 |
- Okay? |
| 01:04:13 |
- Now you won't forget? |
| 01:04:36 |
And that means hungry for love. |
| 01:04:38 |
They haven't gotten enough love. |
| 01:04:40 |
They haven't gotten enough affection. |
| 01:04:42 |
They haven't gotten enough |
| 01:04:46 |
or from the people in their life. |
| 01:04:48 |
I like to think |
| 01:04:50 |
as a living, |
| 01:04:52 |
I have found that in my program |
| 01:04:55 |
I'll get it! |
| 01:04:59 |
Wiener residence. |
| 01:05:04 |
It's Ralphy. |
| 01:05:06 |
- Tell him I'm punished. |
| 01:05:09 |
Well, I don't feel |
| 01:05:11 |
But he's your friend. |
| 01:05:15 |
- Dawn. |
| 01:05:17 |
I don't want to speak |
| 01:05:20 |
- But, Dawn-- |
| 01:05:22 |
- But he's your friend. |
| 01:05:26 |
- But, Dawn, Ralphy likes you. |
| 01:05:29 |
Well, that's too bad, 'cause you can |
| 01:05:32 |
- Maybe you should say you're sorry. |
| 01:05:43 |
You know you're not supposed |
| 01:05:48 |
Oh, hey, Missy! |
| 01:05:51 |
What? |
| 01:05:56 |
Nothing. |
| 01:06:20 |
- Haven't seen her since 6:15. |
| 01:06:24 |
Iast seen wearing |
| 01:06:26 |
pink ballet slippers |
| 01:06:30 |
She has an older sister, |
| 01:06:32 |
She gave her the note |
| 01:06:34 |
She claims to have |
| 01:06:36 |
- Her sister says she gave her the note. |
| 01:06:43 |
- This was taken last summer. |
| 01:06:47 |
- Mom's afraid I'll be kidnapped also. |
| 01:06:51 |
What? |
| 01:06:53 |
Never mind. |
| 01:07:04 |
What do you think |
| 01:07:06 |
- Clues. |
| 01:07:08 |
Duh ! |
| 01:07:11 |
Do you think |
| 01:07:23 |
Excuse me, Sergeant. |
| 01:07:27 |
Do you think they'll find her? |
| 01:07:29 |
- Are you the big sister? |
| 01:07:32 |
- And you're the big brother? |
| 01:07:36 |
Take whatever you need. |
| 01:07:39 |
Excuse me. |
| 01:07:47 |
You know Dad's real sick. He's probably |
| 01:07:50 |
- Why? What's wrong with him? |
| 01:07:53 |
but Mom thinks it might be |
| 01:07:55 |
It's probably just his gallbladder. |
| 01:07:59 |
- I'll help, Mom. |
| 01:08:02 |
Take that up to your father |
| 01:08:05 |
Sure, Mom. |
| 01:08:23 |
I brought you some tea. |
| 01:08:26 |
How are you feeling? |
| 01:08:29 |
Better? |
| 01:08:32 |
Well, don't worry, they'll find Missy. |
| 01:08:38 |
And if they don't, |
| 01:08:42 |
You've still got me and Mark. |
| 01:09:16 |
Hello. |
| 01:09:22 |
Tommy? Tommy! |
| 01:09:26 |
Go on, |
| 01:09:29 |
- Who are you? |
| 01:09:32 |
- I'm a friend of Brandon McCarthy. |
| 01:09:36 |
Well, I was wondering |
| 01:09:40 |
- How come you're not in school? |
| 01:09:44 |
My mom let me |
| 01:09:47 |
- What do you want with Brandon? |
| 01:09:51 |
What'd he do, |
| 01:09:55 |
Okay, then, go ahead. |
| 01:09:58 |
Go on, |
| 01:10:02 |
But you got just one hour, |
| 01:10:05 |
Thank you, Mr. McCarthy. |
| 01:10:44 |
Hi, Brandon. |
| 01:10:47 |
What are you doing here? |
| 01:10:51 |
I tried calling you, but my mom wouldn't |
| 01:10:55 |
Yeah, I heard. |
| 01:11:12 |
I want to be your girlfriend. |
| 01:11:15 |
Too late. |
| 01:11:18 |
- Where are you going? |
| 01:11:22 |
- Can I come along? |
| 01:11:25 |
- Are you gonna go back to school? |
| 01:11:30 |
I'm not goin' to no |
| 01:11:33 |
My dad thinks I'm goin', but he can |
| 01:11:39 |
- You mean you're running away? |
| 01:11:48 |
- Does anybody know? |
| 01:11:55 |
Get off of me. |
| 01:11:57 |
I'm the one that |
| 01:12:09 |
- Now come on. |
| 01:12:12 |
Now or never. |
| 01:12:14 |
- But I can't now. |
| 01:12:17 |
- No, but l-- |
| 01:12:19 |
Can't you wait just a little longer? |
| 01:12:21 |
will let you back in |
| 01:12:24 |
Who said I deal drugs? |
| 01:12:27 |
But, Brandon, everyone says-- |
| 01:12:32 |
And you believe them all. |
| 01:12:35 |
You mean, you didn't? |
| 01:12:39 |
Asshole. |
| 01:12:43 |
But, hey, don't feel bad. |
| 01:12:45 |
You're like everyone else. |
| 01:12:47 |
You think |
| 01:12:50 |
And you know something, Dawn? |
| 01:12:54 |
I believe you. |
| 01:12:57 |
Gee, thanks. |
| 01:12:59 |
- But I really do! |
| 01:13:02 |
Brandon, I do! |
| 01:13:05 |
- Lying piece of shit. |
| 01:13:08 |
- I'm so sorry. |
| 01:13:11 |
I'm gettin' outta here. Who knows? |
| 01:13:15 |
You packed? |
| 01:13:21 |
Well, you comin'? |
| 01:13:26 |
I can't. |
| 01:13:30 |
Brandon, wait! |
| 01:14:19 |
So, how's Dad? |
| 01:14:24 |
They don't know yet. |
| 01:14:26 |
They're still |
| 01:14:29 |
Can I visit him? |
| 01:14:34 |
What are you doing |
| 01:14:37 |
Tomorrow's no good. |
| 01:14:41 |
But I'm sure |
| 01:14:44 |
No, Mark. |
| 01:14:47 |
Go. I want you to. |
| 01:14:53 |
Dawn can come with me |
| 01:14:56 |
and I'll get your Aunt Phyllis |
| 01:15:02 |
Hello? Yes. |
| 01:15:11 |
Oh. |
| 01:15:13 |
In Times Square? |
| 01:15:18 |
Are you sure? |
| 01:15:23 |
Yes. |
| 01:15:25 |
Thank you. |
| 01:15:32 |
They found her tutu. |
| 01:16:48 |
Excuse me. |
| 01:16:55 |
Pardon me. Have you seen my sister? |
| 01:17:08 |
Have you seen my sister? |
| 01:17:30 |
Help! Dawn, help me! |
| 01:17:33 |
Help me! |
| 01:17:36 |
Help! Help! |
| 01:17:43 |
Wait! Wait! |
| 01:17:44 |
Stop! Stop! |
| 01:17:47 |
Let go of my sister! |
| 01:17:59 |
You're the best daughter |
| 01:18:02 |
- I love you so much. |
| 01:18:05 |
Me too. |
| 01:18:07 |
- Oh, Dawn, I love you. |
| 01:18:11 |
- And you know I've always loved you. |
| 01:18:46 |
- Yeah, I'll accept. |
| 01:18:49 |
- It's Dawn. |
| 01:18:52 |
- Where are you? |
| 01:18:54 |
- What are you doing there? |
| 01:18:57 |
- Are you serious? |
| 01:19:00 |
- Way to go. |
| 01:19:04 |
Not really. |
| 01:19:07 |
- Is she dead? |
| 01:19:10 |
It turns out Mr. Kasdan |
| 01:19:12 |
- Really? |
| 01:19:13 |
Mrs. Kasdan is gonna |
| 01:19:16 |
Turns out he'd built this |
| 01:19:18 |
beneath the shuffleboard |
| 01:19:21 |
- Did he rape her? |
| 01:19:23 |
I think he videotaped her |
| 01:19:26 |
Is she in the hospital? |
| 01:19:28 |
No, she's here. |
| 01:19:31 |
Actually, I think she may |
| 01:19:34 |
'cause she had her own TV |
| 01:19:37 |
She also got to have as much candy |
| 01:19:41 |
Can you get Mom? |
| 01:19:43 |
Yeah, hold on. |
| 01:19:47 |
Mom, it's Dawn. |
| 01:19:49 |
- Will you move? |
| 01:19:51 |
Can you call back |
| 01:19:53 |
- She's being interviewed. |
| 01:20:05 |
And now, students, |
| 01:20:08 |
to Dawn Wiener. |
| 01:20:24 |
"I'm standing here today to express |
| 01:20:30 |
for the support in helping us get |
| 01:20:36 |
If it hadn't been for your help |
| 01:20:40 |
with the information leading |
| 01:20:45 |
my sister might not |
| 01:20:49 |
Your emotional |
| 01:20:51 |
has been invaluable. |
| 01:20:55 |
Missy has always been like |
| 01:20:59 |
- Wienerdog! |
| 01:21:02 |
- And now that she is safe and sound-- |
| 01:21:06 |
- Wienerdog! |
| 01:21:09 |
And now that she's safe and sound-- |
| 01:21:23 |
Quiet! |
| 01:21:30 |
Go on, Dawn. |
| 01:21:39 |
I can rest easy in the knowledge that, |
| 01:21:43 |
Thank you very much." |
| 01:21:49 |
...were unavailable for comment. |
| 01:21:51 |
Friends and neighbors, however, |
| 01:21:53 |
described Joseph Kasdan |
| 01:21:55 |
who would often dress up |
| 01:21:58 |
Now we bring you an exclusive |
| 01:22:01 |
While you're at it, |
| 01:22:03 |
- And a glass of diet Coke. |
| 01:22:06 |
- Okay. |
| 01:22:10 |
I don't know. |
| 01:22:14 |
Anyway, I bet you're happy |
| 01:22:17 |
Yes. |
| 01:22:24 |
Tell me, Mrs. Wiener, how did |
| 01:22:30 |
Mark, is eighth grade |
| 01:22:35 |
Not really. |
| 01:22:37 |
What about ninth? |
| 01:22:41 |
All of junior high school sucks. |
| 01:22:43 |
High school's better. It's closer |
| 01:22:47 |
but not as much to your face. |
| 01:22:54 |
How did you feel being kidnapped |
| 01:22:58 |
- Were you scared? |
| 01:23:01 |
- I don't want to go to Disney World. |
| 01:23:06 |
If nothing else, it'll look good |
| 01:23:18 |
Look in the sky |
| 01:23:22 |
With wings that move faster |
| 01:23:26 |
Hummingbirds |
| 01:23:30 |
Hooray, Hurrah, Sis-boom-bah |
| 01:23:33 |
Now put on a smile, kids |
| 01:23:37 |
We're hummable Hummingbirds |
| 01:23:40 |
Happy and sunny birds |
| 01:23:43 |
Come and join us in our song |
| 01:23:47 |
Hum |
| 01:23:49 |
Hummable Hummingbirds |
| 01:23:52 |
Hum hummable Hummingbirds |
| 01:23:55 |
We go up, up, up into the sky |
| 01:23:59 |
We're the Hummingbirds |
