Were The World Mine

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00:00:36 [whistle blows]
00:00:38 Come on, boys!
00:00:40 That was pathetic!
00:00:42 I wanna see sweat!
00:00:46 Hey, you playin'?
00:00:50 Timothy needs a ball!
00:00:52 He needs my balls!
00:00:56 You wish.
00:00:58 - Ready, boys?
00:01:01 Ready,
00:01:05 [whistle blows]
00:02:33 [whistle blows]
00:02:36 Showers!
00:02:52 Hey, you're gonna be late
00:02:54 Who cares!
00:02:55 That crap's like 400 years old.
00:02:57 It does to anyone with a brain.
00:02:59 A brain, but no dick!
00:03:01 All I know is rugby!
00:03:03 Rugby rocks! Give it up!
00:03:08 Good try.
00:03:10 We're so proud of you, Timmy!
00:03:12 My name's Timothy.
00:03:16 [with lisp]
00:03:22 - Need some ice?
00:03:34 [bell rings]
00:03:47 Nice eye shadow.
00:03:48 Gentlemen!
00:03:50 You will not disrespect
00:03:58 Today, I challenge you
00:04:02 Remembering
00:04:05 scribe away your thoughts
00:04:12 "What angel wakes me
00:04:17 (all)
00:04:21 "I pray thee gentle mortal,
00:04:26 "I pray thee
00:04:30 "Love looks not with
00:04:36 "Love looks not with the
00:04:40 "And therefore is wing'd
00:04:45 "And therefore is
00:05:06 # OH, TIMOTHY...
00:05:20 # OH, TIMOTHY... #
00:05:37 [bell ringing]
00:05:39 Timothy...
00:05:40 Oh, Timothy.
00:05:42 A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM...
00:05:45 the spring senior play.
00:05:47 Auditions are Friday.
00:05:49 I'm not an actor.
00:05:51 All the world's a stage.
00:05:56 Awaken and empower
00:05:59 I'd rather not.
00:06:28 Here he comes!
00:06:30 Your boyfriend is... mmm!
00:06:39 You like watching us
00:06:41 I love watching you play.
00:06:43 I bet you do.
00:06:59 Haaa!!!
00:07:01 Someone's jumpy today.
00:07:03 What the hell
00:07:04 Ouch!
00:07:05 - Was it a golfball?
00:07:07 Right, no blood.
00:07:09 # POOR PATHETIC GAY FOOL,
00:07:12 # WHERE ARE THE
00:07:15 # SAVE OUR BOY FROM ALL
00:07:19 # AND OBVIOUS HYPE #
00:07:22 - Was it a basketball?
00:07:24 # OH I'M IN A TIZZY
00:07:28 # IT'S SUCH A PITY,
00:07:31 # POOR, POOR, POOR,
00:07:34 Baseball?
00:07:36 # THE BALLS THEY JUST
00:07:39 # TOO BAD THEY AIN'T
00:07:42 # THE IRON Y
00:07:46 # AS THE POOR HORN DOG
00:07:50 It was a dodgeball.
00:07:52 That's boring.
00:07:54 Where's the PE-free school?
00:07:55 State law...
00:07:56 Fags play one hour of sports
00:07:59 Need a bodyguard?
00:08:01 What you need to do is stand
00:08:04 Since when did you start
00:08:07 Since I started my own
00:08:11 You gonna be
00:08:13 I don't have a choice.
00:08:16 - I heard she's a dyke.
00:08:18 Drinks soy milk.
00:08:20 I drink soy milk!
00:08:22 Plays guitar...
00:08:24 makes her own
00:08:26 emancipated herself
00:08:28 when she was 16.
00:08:31 I'm not a lesbian.
00:08:35 I'm hetero-flexible.
00:08:37 You know, why don't you
00:08:39 I've tried.
00:08:40 Have you?
00:08:41 Hetero-flexible?
00:08:43 I'm straight, but shit happens.
00:08:46 Let's go, lovebirds!
00:08:49 # OH I'M IN A TIZZY
00:08:51 # IT'S SUCH A PITY,
00:09:04 Timmy?
00:09:08 Timothy, sugar!
00:09:17 Thanks for the help, boys.
00:09:21 That's fine, honey.
00:09:24 You're home early.
00:09:26 No, I'm not.
00:09:31 What happened?
00:09:32 It was an accident.
00:09:37 So was that.
00:09:39 Why do I work my ass off
00:09:41 to put you in that
00:09:43 You finally got a job?
00:09:44 You're father was right.
00:09:45 I don't have a father!
00:09:48 I should just lock you
00:09:49 Do you know
00:09:53 Tell him I did get a job.
00:10:02 It was just a dodgeball.
00:10:11 Honey!
00:10:14 So what do you
00:10:17 They're perfect, actually.
00:10:19 Harder!
00:10:24 - I look sexy.
00:10:27 Smile, bitch.
00:10:29 Just 'cause I'm wearin'
00:10:34 Hey, girl!
00:10:36 Hot fire! Hot fire!
00:10:40 So what dead drag queen was it
00:10:43 It was my mom, actually.
00:10:45 Oh, your mom? She died?
00:10:47 What?
00:11:01 [knock on door]
00:11:12 Night, sugar.
00:11:42 Don't screw this up.
00:12:02 [doorbell rings]
00:12:11 Yes?
00:12:12 Hi, I'm Donna.
00:12:13 Not interested.
00:12:20 What is it?
00:12:21 I'm here for the training.
00:12:24 Oh... Donna.
00:12:26 Do come in.
00:12:33 I thought you were due
00:12:36 Oh, well, c'est la vie.
00:12:38 How are you this afternoon?
00:12:40 - I'm good.
00:12:43 First lesson:
00:12:44 At Nora Fay, you're grand!
00:12:56 Don't worry, darling.
00:13:03 [singing]
00:13:10 I'm better without the piano.
00:13:12 I'll take your word.
00:13:42 This shit is thick.
00:13:46 Well, don't rub so hard, dear.
00:13:51 Here...
00:13:55 Like that, you see...
00:14:00 There.
00:14:03 Now let's move on to lips.
00:14:06 Is that your normal shade?
00:14:12 Let's see...
00:14:14 With your coloring,
00:14:18 Lilac Delight.
00:14:27 Strong women wear lipstick.
00:14:36 Too strong.
00:14:39 "I see their knavery.
00:14:42 This is to make
00:14:44 To fright..."
00:14:52 Is this a girl's part?
00:14:55 You are dismissed.
00:14:58 Just so you know,
00:15:01 Oh?
00:15:11 Delightful!
00:15:19 Time's up!
00:15:21 We have ten minutes more.
00:15:23 What a team.
00:15:25 Your little warriors
00:15:28 Until then, the stage is ours.
00:15:31 That stage made
00:15:35 Where were we?
00:15:37 I was about to make
00:15:42 My dear, do not limit yourself.
00:15:45 Nora Fay can take you
00:15:48 to the edge of your imagination
00:15:50 Is this you?
00:15:51 Was.
00:15:52 - You a singer?
00:15:54 Was this your husband?
00:15:56 Is.
00:15:58 Really?
00:16:00 Enough questions...
00:16:01 My kid just started there.
00:16:03 Did yours go there?
00:16:04 Oh, God, no!
00:16:07 I thank the Lord above
00:16:10 just to spawn Nora Fay.
00:16:12 Come, dear.
00:16:14 "And the youth, mistook by me,
00:16:19 I don't even know
00:16:21 That will come.
00:16:26 "Shall we their
00:16:28 Lord, what fools
00:16:30 Agreed, indeed!
00:16:34 Let's sing.
00:16:38 Sing?
00:16:49 [singing]
00:17:11 Now you.
00:17:13 - I don't know it.
00:17:22 [singing]
00:17:51 With the lyrics...
00:17:54 # WE FAIRIES, THAT DO RUN #
00:18:01 # FROM THE PRESENCE
00:18:08 # WE FOLLOW...
00:18:15 # LIKE A DREAM... #
00:18:21 # LIKE A DREAM #
00:18:45 Who's that?
00:18:58 # WE FAIRIES,
00:19:04 # FROM THE PRESENCE
00:19:10 # WE FOLLOW...
00:19:16 # LIKE A DREAM... #
00:19:22 # LIKE A DREAM #
00:19:29 # ALL BE AS THOU
00:19:31 # SEE AS THOU WAST
00:19:35 # BE AS THOU WAST
00:19:38 # SEE AS THOU
00:20:00 Looks like I'm one
00:20:07 I'm not shaving.
00:20:08 At least you're not
00:20:10 At least the jackass
00:20:14 What is Thisby?
00:20:16 Is that a chick?
00:20:24 Congratulations, gentlemen.
00:20:27 Awaken and empower
00:20:35 Nice pipes.
00:20:37 I heard your audition.
00:20:50 I saw the list.
00:20:52 Good afternoon.
00:20:53 It's going to be superb.
00:20:55 So many fascinating...
00:20:57 I thought I told you my boys
00:21:01 Must I remind you that
00:21:04 clearly states that academics
00:21:11 Larry'll side with me
00:21:15 I'll note you in my
00:21:21 Puck!
00:21:22 He's Puck in the play.
00:21:24 - What play?
00:21:26 He's the main fairy.
00:21:28 - A fairy?
00:21:31 A fairy?!
00:21:32 A kick-ass fairy.
00:21:34 You have lines to memorize.
00:21:37 We need a plan of attack.
00:21:38 This is great.
00:21:44 Sick, aren't they?
00:21:49 Sick.
00:21:58 "I jest to Oberon
00:21:59 When I a fat and
00:22:02 Neighing in likeness
00:22:04 And sometime lurk I
00:22:07 In very likeness
00:22:10 And when she drinks,
00:22:20 This is for Helena.
00:22:24 Where's the rest of it?
00:22:26 One of my personal favorites!
00:22:29 Patience, Dr. Bellinger.
00:22:31 I've not forgotten
00:22:35 These are for the
00:22:38 which I have reinvented
00:22:42 That's hot, Ms. T.
00:22:43 Shakespeare was meant
00:22:48 #
00:22:50 [bell rings]
00:22:57 "How now, spirit!
00:22:59 "Either I mistake your shape
00:23:01 Or else you are that shrewd
00:23:04 Call'd Robin Goodfellow:
00:23:05 are you not he that frights
00:23:09 "Thou speak'st aright;
00:23:10 I am that merry wanderer
00:23:13 [bell gongs]
00:23:31 Now remember, my dear -
00:23:37 [doorbell rings]
00:23:41 You're early.
00:23:42 Oh... we could...
00:23:46 Couldn't wait one moment more
00:23:50 Nora Fay!
00:23:53 Did you bring the new lotions?
00:23:54 Darling, we brought everything!
00:23:58 Go ahead!
00:24:04 She doesn't get it.
00:24:07 This year's varsity rugby team
00:24:10 in the history
00:24:12 So, this has nothing to
00:24:18 We are concerned
00:24:20 members of the rugby team
00:24:24 Truth be told!
00:24:25 It's bad for morale.
00:24:29 Only because you've
00:24:30 to cast judgement
00:24:33 The Academy is concerned that we
00:24:38 The Academy has been
00:24:41 in this fashion
00:24:43 We live in a different time.
00:24:45 Your ignorance of the history
00:24:47 and the history of the
00:24:51 Women were prohibited by law
00:24:55 Men filled the void.
00:24:57 If this confabulation is about
00:25:01 or the sexuality of
00:25:03 I don't have issues
00:25:07 A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM
00:25:09 The cast is chosen.
00:25:11 Thank you, gentlemen.
00:25:24 - Jock boy?
00:25:26 I think he wants
00:25:28 I think my star quality
00:25:32 Why don't you rub up
00:25:36 Maxie...
00:25:38 Well, stop waiting for him.
00:25:40 # MAYBE THAT'S WHY
00:25:46 # TO RUB AND KISS
00:25:49 # OR GIVE ME
00:25:51 # 'CAUSE HE'S GAY,
00:25:55 He's not gay!
00:25:57 Mom!
00:25:58 Mom?!
00:26:02 Hey, Ms. Tebbit needs
00:26:04 Really?
00:26:05 Hey!
00:26:19 Where we going?
00:26:20 It's wet out here.
00:26:28 You look beautiful.
00:26:30 Right.
00:26:35 Training was good?
00:26:37 Apparently, I've got a lot
00:26:40 She said that?
00:26:41 I know I could sell the shit
00:26:43 if she'd just let me
00:26:49 I miss your daddy.
00:26:55 - Dad's an asshole.
00:27:00 What?
00:27:01 - You didn't even try.
00:27:03 You left!
00:27:05 You can have him.
00:27:08 So, you'd rather live
00:27:10 She a better mother?
00:27:11 You're my mother!
00:27:20 Why are you gay?
00:27:22 What did I do?
00:27:26 You didn't make me queer.
00:27:29 Don't use that word, Timothy!
00:27:30 Nobody did.
00:27:32 - So deal with it.
00:27:35 I do deal with it, Timothy.
00:27:38 You're not the only one
00:27:41 Every single day I come out
00:27:43 This is not just your problem.
00:27:46 It's both of ours
00:28:21 #
00:28:35 I'm open.
00:28:42 Good form.
00:28:45 "What angel wakes me
00:28:48 [bell rings]
00:28:53 #
00:29:38 Good form?
00:29:39 He said that?
00:29:41 Isn't he like super jock?
00:29:43 Come on, keep going.
00:29:49 Demetrius says,
00:29:54 "Follow my voice:
00:29:59 You'll need that manhood
00:30:01 That's not what it means.
00:30:02 Manhood!
00:30:04 "Courage! They're about
00:30:09 "My gentle Puck, come hither.
00:30:11 Thou rememberest
00:30:14 but thou couldst not,
00:30:16 a certain aim he took at
00:30:21 "Vestal throned by the west.
00:30:25 And loosed his love-shaft
00:30:29 As it should pierce
00:30:32 Go on.
00:30:34 "Yet marked I where
00:30:36 It fell upon a little
00:30:42 "Before milk-white,
00:30:46 Luscious. Continue.
00:30:47 "Fetch me that flower;
00:30:51 The juice of it on
00:30:53 Will make or man
00:30:56 Upon the next
00:30:58 "I'll put a girdle round about
00:31:05 "Having once this juice -
00:31:08 "I'll watch Titania
00:31:11 And drop the liquor
00:31:14 "The next thing then
00:31:19 She shall pursue it
00:31:25 We'd love to have you
00:31:28 - I have wings to make.
00:31:30 No, for my son.
00:31:32 - A fairy?
00:31:34 Well, in real life, too.
00:31:38 He's gay.
00:31:39 My son is gay...
00:31:43 Or queer.
00:31:48 But the wings
00:31:52 A man shall not
00:31:54 Do you want the damn
00:32:04 Now, with the soul of love
00:32:06 I ask of you the memorization
00:32:18 Timothy.
00:32:20 How is your text coming?
00:32:22 I'm trying, but I don't
00:32:24 Unite rhythm with words
00:32:27 and they will unlock
00:32:31 like A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S
00:32:34 "Take pains;
00:32:50 Down... up... 9!
00:32:52 Down...
00:33:22 Who did it?
00:33:23 Look who just
00:33:25 Did you?
00:33:26 Hey, bud, calm down.
00:33:28 - Who did it?
00:33:31 Faggot!
00:33:34 Fight! Fight!
00:33:36 Look, guys!
00:33:38 Leave the pansy alone.
00:33:41 Get out of here!
00:33:43 He's not worth it.
00:34:17 "I'll put a girdle round about
00:34:22 A girdle?
00:34:31 "I'll put a girdle round about
00:34:41 [whispers]
00:34:51 "I'll put a girdle
00:35:15 Cupid's love juice...
00:37:10 # I SEE THEIR KNAVERY #
00:37:14 # THIS IS TO MAKE
00:37:18 # TO FRIGHT ME
00:37:25 # BUT I WILL NOT STIR
00:37:28 # DO WHAT THEY CAN #
00:37:31 # I WILL WORK
00:37:41 # AND I WILL SING
00:37:50 # THAT I AM NOT #
00:37:53 # I AM NOTAFRAID... #
00:38:05 # I KNOW NOT BY WHAT
00:38:08 # BUT STILL YOU FLOUT
00:38:12 # THE MORE MY PRAYER
00:38:18 # MY EAR SHOULD
00:38:21 # MY EYE YOUR EYE #
00:38:23 # MY TONGUE SHOULD CATCH #
00:38:24 # YOUR TONGUE'S
00:38:26 # MY TONGUE YOUR TONGUE #
00:38:29 # WERE THE WORLD MINE #
00:38:32 # AND I WILL SING #
00:38:35 # THAT THEY SHALL HEAR #
00:38:39 # THAT I AM NOT #
00:38:42 # I AM NOTAFRAID... #
00:38:51 # FAIRIES AWAY #
00:38:52 # FETCH ME THAT FLOWER #
00:38:54 # UP AND DOWN
00:38:56 # I WILL LEAD THEM
00:39:01 # FAIRIES AWAY
00:39:05 # UP AND DOWN
00:39:07 # I WILL LEAD THEM
00:39:12 # OH, WHY REBUKE YOU HIM #
00:39:16 # THAT LOVES YOU SO? #
00:39:19 # LAY BREATH SO BITTER
00:39:25 # ON YOUR BITTER FOE #
00:39:31 # WHAT ANGEL WAKES ME
00:39:36 # I PRAY THEE
00:39:38 # SING AGAIN #
00:39:39 # I PRAY THEE GENTLE MORTAL
00:39:48 # MINE EAR IS MUCH ENAMOURED
00:39:52 # SO IS MINE EYE
00:39:56 # I'LL FOLLOW THEE #
00:39:59 # I'LL FOLLOW THEE...
00:40:10 # I'LL FOLLOW THEE #
00:40:14 # I'LL FOLLOW THEE...
00:40:24 # AND MAKE A HEAVEN OF HELL #
00:40:33 # ALL FAIRIES AWAY! #
00:40:35 # FETCH ME THAT FLOWER! #
00:40:36 # UP AND DOWN
00:40:37 # I WILL LEAD THEM
00:40:41 # ALL FAIRIES AWAY #
00:40:43 # SWIFT AS A SHADOW #
00:40:45 # UP AND DOWN
00:40:46 # I WILL LEAD THEM
00:41:03 # ALL FAIRIES AWAY #
00:41:04 # FETCH ME THAT FLOWER #
00:41:06 # UP AND DOWN
00:41:08 # I WILL LEAD THEM
00:41:12 # ALL FAIRIES AWAY #
00:41:13 # SWIFT AS A SHADOW #
00:41:15 # UP AND DOWN
00:41:16 # I WILL LEAD THEM
00:41:25 # MY EAR SHOULD
00:41:28 # MY EYE SHOULD CATCH
00:41:32 # MY TONGUE YOUR TONGUE #
00:41:35 # WERE THE WORLD MINE #
00:41:53 Hey, I'm here.
00:41:55 Hold on.
00:42:02 Hey, fairy boy,
00:42:06 What the...
00:42:15 Are you OK?
00:42:18 "How now, mad spirit?"
00:42:25 Timmy?
00:42:26 Oh, God, my mom!
00:42:30 It's so hot in here!
00:42:33 No! No!
00:42:35 Timmy!
00:42:36 Just stay in here.
00:42:40 Anything for you.
00:42:42 Shit!
00:42:46 Mom, I... we're working.
00:42:48 Am I too old to date?
00:42:50 We're really busy...
00:42:51 You gotta see.
00:42:53 No!
00:42:54 Mom, look, Max is gonna
00:42:57 Fine.
00:42:59 Later?
00:43:04 You should be proud!
00:43:06 Your mom sold
00:43:10 I missed you.
00:43:11 I'm not sure, but I think
00:43:13 No! Just stay there.
00:43:16 And put your shirt back on.
00:43:20 Where is that damn page?
00:43:25 "I'll put a girdle round about
00:43:29 "I'll put a girdle...
00:43:32 Shit!
00:43:33 "...In forty minutes."
00:43:49 Don't they get how lucky they
00:43:52 No, Max. They don't.
00:44:05 That jock boy
00:44:15 Not for long.
00:44:17 Do you think
00:44:20 Mom!
00:44:25 You need to go home, OK?
00:44:27 You need to go home
00:44:35 Don't tell a soul about this.
00:44:37 About us?
00:44:41 My lips are sealed to quench
00:44:44 Max, goodbye.
00:44:46 "Parting is such sweet sorrow!"
00:45:53 What now?
00:46:00 If you could make
00:46:03 Shit. Obviously.
00:46:06 I was asleep.
00:46:08 Max helped me
00:46:11 Yeah?
00:46:12 He really likes you.
00:46:14 Is that in danger of
00:46:17 He wanted you to know.
00:46:19 OK.
00:46:23 There was an accident.
00:46:25 What?
00:46:31 I'll fix it.
00:46:39 [door creaking]
00:46:45 I couldn't sleep either.
00:47:02 Isn't that your
00:47:05 Was.
00:47:21 Don't run off and
00:47:39 #
00:47:58 "But, gentle friend,
00:48:00 Lie further off;
00:48:10 "Here is my bed:
00:48:16 "With half that wish
00:48:22 Sleep!
00:48:34 "Through the forest
00:48:35 But Athenian found I none,
00:48:37 On whose eyes
00:48:39 This flower's force
00:48:46 Night and silence.
00:48:54 Who is here?
00:48:56 Weeds of Athens he doth wear.
00:49:00 And the maiden,
00:49:02 On the dank
00:49:05 Fag.
00:49:10 Ahh, the fairy brought
00:49:28 "Churl, upon thy eyes I throw
00:49:30 All the power
00:49:44 Timothy?
00:49:50 Awww! Nasty!
00:49:56 I can't see!
00:50:31 What in hell?
00:50:41 Careful there, Coach.
00:51:00 Timothy!
00:51:02 What did you do
00:51:04 I missed your bright eyes.
00:51:05 - Come on!
00:51:07 Don't leave me.
00:51:18 Gentlemen, this afternoon
00:51:21 we focus on balance
00:51:26 Essential skills to hone
00:51:32 Excellent!
00:51:34 Onward to the field, gentles!
00:51:49 Coach!
00:51:53 I'll see you later,
00:51:59 You're mocking me, right?
00:52:01 You said he liked me.
00:52:05 How far I've chased you...
00:52:08 Sweet, why flee so fast?
00:52:10 You have practice!
00:52:11 I can see
00:52:13 I'm not done here yet, sport!
00:52:15 Is this the accident?
00:52:18 - Boyfriend?
00:52:20 Max was the accident!
00:52:23 Let's walk.
00:52:26 No!
00:52:28 Timothy!
00:52:29 What is wrong with you?
00:52:36 What is wrong
00:52:42 This is really fucked up!
00:52:49 Donna, darling...
00:52:53 I vacillated after
00:52:55 but you surprise me daily.
00:52:57 First impressions
00:52:59 They must be.
00:53:00 Lawrence says from the moment
00:53:04 it was true love.
00:53:06 Was it?
00:53:07 There are no limitations.
00:53:10 I have none and you, too,
00:53:13 Remember, what you believe,
00:53:19 Timothy... that's my son!
00:53:26 Timothy!
00:53:32 You know her?
00:53:33 That's my mom.
00:53:37 I'm Jonathon.
00:53:38 You have a brilliant son.
00:53:41 Oh, shit!
00:53:42 Sorry.
00:53:43 We just had our nails done.
00:53:45 Nora Fay!
00:53:46 Mom, we've got to go.
00:53:48 We've got a lot of...
00:53:51 Timothy...
00:53:55 And Jonathon Cordon!
00:53:59 You look quite luminous.
00:54:02 I'm in love.
00:54:04 Yes.
00:54:06 This is exactly what I meant
00:54:09 Your son,
00:54:11 compatriots with
00:54:15 We're not compatriots.
00:54:19 I'm sorry.
00:54:22 We have got to go!
00:54:30 Johnny!
00:54:34 Your son is a homosexual?
00:54:37 Ummm...
00:54:39 Yes, he is.
00:54:46 Has your coach
00:54:48 I've outgrown you.
00:54:51 Is this a joke?
00:54:53 Don't mock my love.
00:54:55 Who would not change
00:54:59 What?
00:55:00 Fly away.
00:55:01 How could he not
00:55:03 It's unnatural!
00:55:04 Let's go!
00:55:08 Wait here.
00:55:10 You better pick me
00:55:15 You can take your
00:55:17 and shove it up
00:55:24 May God bless you
00:55:27 I got your back, Mom.
00:55:28 Both of you!
00:55:33 Get out of my way!
00:55:34 Timothy! What the hell is that?
00:55:35 Ohhhh! My mascara!
00:55:39 Let her walk in one
00:55:42 My eyes are tingling!
00:55:52 Donna...
00:55:54 Donna, Donna, Donna,
00:56:01 Be not so bashful,
00:56:07 these luscious kissing
00:56:25 I'd like to welcome everyone
00:56:27 to the 56th Annual Morgan Hill
00:56:30 We are honored to have
00:56:33 to help us ring in
00:56:35 First and foremost,
00:56:42 We were also hoping
00:56:45 from one of our sponsors -
00:56:46 my beautiful wife,
00:56:49 but she is most likely
00:56:52 some lucky townsperson.
00:57:00 Let's not go.
00:57:02 Why?
00:57:04 You're different now.
00:57:08 What about
00:57:10 I'm don't think
00:57:12 I cross my heart.
00:57:15 Seriously.
00:57:16 I was beaten up
00:57:18 before I even knew
00:57:20 Don't worry. I'll protect you.
00:57:22 I don't need someone
00:57:24 You didn't even
00:57:26 Sure, I did.
00:57:28 But I fell in love
00:57:31 - Come on.
00:57:37 - You are perfection.
00:57:40 Come on!
00:57:42 It'll be fun.
00:57:44 There's a kissing booth.
00:57:46 And last, but not least,
00:57:56 I love this man!
00:58:02 If he's here with that fag,
00:58:05 You are completely
00:58:07 I love this school.
00:58:10 Our love for one another
00:58:13 shines brighter than
00:58:34 I hate this town.
00:58:37 I can't wait to graduate
00:58:39 and get the hell out
00:58:42 It's not that bad.
00:58:43 Try looking at it
00:58:47 What about your family?
00:58:49 You mean my mom?
00:58:51 Everyone.
00:58:52 It's just my mom...
00:59:00 - I don't want to go back.
00:59:04 Real life.
00:59:05 This is real.
00:59:07 But so, so far from where
00:59:17 People were staring at us.
00:59:19 Stare back.
00:59:24 People are just jealous...
00:59:27 'cause I'm with
00:59:48 People can change.
00:59:58 If they experienced that,
01:00:04 Look.
01:00:08 How many people
01:00:11 Ten-thousand, maybe.
01:00:16 Let's go.
01:00:18 - Why?
01:00:30 Game's over, sport!
01:00:31 What?
01:00:32 I missed you.
01:00:33 Get the hell off of him!
01:00:38 Leave him alone!
01:00:40 He's just messin'
01:00:41 He's mine!
01:00:42 Stop teasing him and go
01:00:44 Any love I had
01:00:46 Max, you love Frankie!
01:00:49 Yes! Thank you.
01:00:52 I love you.
01:00:54 When I vow, I weep.
01:00:56 My tears do tell the truth.
01:00:59 I am going insane, officially!
01:01:04 Found the fags!
01:01:08 You asshole!
01:01:11 Stop it!
01:01:14 He's mine!
01:01:19 No! No!
01:01:22 Can you please
01:01:24 Who is this goddess?
01:01:26 Nymph!
01:01:27 - Perfect!
01:01:36 Timothy, I love you.
01:01:39 I swear on my life I do.
01:01:41 I love you more
01:01:42 Prove it!
01:01:44 You want to fight?
01:01:45 You're on, jock boy!
01:01:46 Max!
01:01:50 - You comin'?
01:01:53 Be certain.
01:01:56 Follow, if you dare.
01:02:02 Get off me!
01:02:13 Timothy, have we had
01:02:40 #
01:02:59 Go away!
01:03:01 Donna!
01:03:03 Darling, please don't
01:03:06 Think of what
01:03:09 I am not a lesbian!
01:03:20 Nora! Darling!
01:04:06 Lawrence!
01:04:07 I can see your light on.
01:04:10 Driskill, I have a wife!
01:04:12 If she doesn't ask,
01:04:59 # THE COURSE OF TRUE LOVE
01:05:18 # THE COURSE OF TRUE LOVE
01:05:33 # THE COURSE OF TRUE LOVE
01:05:42 # NO! NO! NO! #
01:05:57 # THE COURSE OF TRUE LOVE
01:06:07 # NO, NO, NO #
01:07:09 Jock boy, shed none;
01:07:16 I fought with everything
01:07:28 My heart belongs to Jonathon.
01:07:32 - I don't exist without you.
01:07:39 It's late.
01:07:48 Be gone then!
01:08:10 (Reporter)
01:08:11 made the shocking announcement
01:08:13 his wife of 11 years.
01:08:17 will begin issuing marriage
01:08:21 The mayor issued
01:08:23 "The Constitution prohibits
01:08:26 based on religion.
01:08:29 legions of citizens from
01:08:32 because of religious
01:08:35 unconstitutional and silly. "
01:08:38 I woke up this morning
01:08:40 Timmy!
01:08:48 There are dozens
01:08:50 who are ready
01:08:52 We'd only be guessing
01:08:54 have driven long distances
01:08:57 of this landmark
01:09:00 We've known
01:09:03 We've been neighbors.
01:09:04 And this morning
01:09:06 and we just knew
01:09:10 We have a new
01:09:12 What about family values?
01:09:14 What about 'em?
01:09:16 We have families.
01:09:19 Come on, Frankie,
01:09:40 Over there, look!
01:09:41 Gay... gay...
01:09:49 We'll find him.
01:10:07 Driskill!
01:10:08 Why the hell
01:10:10 I missed you.
01:10:11 What the hell's
01:10:14 That speech last night,
01:10:16 We were refining
01:10:18 to play a skillful game.
01:10:22 My wife wouldn't let me
01:10:25 That makes two of us -
01:10:30 She said,
01:10:32 never did run smooth."
01:10:36 [knocking on door]
01:10:39 Oh, Lawrence!
01:10:41 Dr. Bellinger!
01:10:45 Dr. Bellinger, my family
01:10:48 and Cole said,
01:10:50 And I want everyone
01:10:53 This is not my little Cole!
01:10:55 There's been something
01:10:57 ever since he
01:10:58 And now...
01:10:59 Has it ever occurred to you
01:11:01 You need to fix this!
01:11:07 Dr. Bellinger!
01:11:14 Look!
01:11:16 They're everywhere.
01:11:18 [horn beeping]
01:11:20 Who's that?
01:11:25 Donna, darling!
01:11:28 Oh, shit.
01:11:31 Donna!
01:11:33 Donna!
01:11:34 I found her!
01:11:37 Oh, Donna, look at you!
01:11:39 How fresh and lovely
01:11:43 Go!
01:12:05 He hasn't been here.
01:12:07 He'll turn up.
01:12:07 Yeah, in a ditch somewhere
01:12:13 [knocking on door]
01:12:14 Don't get it.
01:12:15 - What if it's him?
01:12:19 Good morning.
01:12:21 Frankie! How's your song?
01:12:24 Where's Timothy?
01:12:25 He didn't come
01:12:26 Where is my son?
01:12:29 There's a meeting
01:12:31 Is he in trouble?
01:12:32 You should come with me.
01:12:33 What about the play?
01:12:35 The play will go on...
01:12:36 just don't you
01:12:42 I am not leaving my son
01:12:45 Please stay calm, sir.
01:12:47 No one needs
01:12:49 from this institution!
01:12:51 Where is Ms. Tebbit?
01:12:53 This is my son.
01:12:55 I found him
01:12:56 with his best friend Russ.
01:12:58 They were holding
01:13:01 Believe me, I taught them
01:13:04 "The course of true love
01:13:06 What did you say?
01:13:07 My son said the same thing!
01:13:10 Ladies and gentlemen,
01:13:11 what we have here is
01:13:15 - I'm in love!
01:13:18 Has everyone gone insane?
01:13:21 He's in love!
01:13:23 Love!
01:13:24 The Bible states
01:13:27 is contagious -
01:13:29 It's that alternative
01:13:31 Shakespeare was queer, too!
01:13:33 - It's wicked!
01:13:38 Ladies and Gentlemen,
01:13:41 A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM
01:13:43 No!
01:13:44 That is entirely
01:13:47 They've been
01:13:49 And I am putting Ms. Tebbit
01:13:59 Firstly...
01:14:00 Mr. William Shakespeare
01:14:03 to be a homosexual.
01:14:05 Bisexual, perhaps.
01:14:09 Regardless, if you will all
01:14:13 for the play, I'm sure we
01:14:18 - My son's not coming!
01:14:22 The play must go on!
01:14:26 Your concerns will fade
01:14:31 or with any luck,
01:14:50 I must locate your son.
01:14:52 My words will appease
01:14:55 We looked everywhere.
01:14:57 I have a notion.
01:15:22 # OVER HILL,
01:15:24 # THOROUGH BUSH,
01:15:26 # OVER PARK, OVER PALE, #
01:15:29 # THOROUGH FLOOD,
01:15:33 "I do wander everywhere."
01:15:38 # SWIFTER THAN
01:15:45 # WHAT HAVE WE DONE? #
01:15:47 # WE HAVE
01:15:49 # AND LAID
01:15:51 # ON SOME
01:15:57 # THIEVES OF LOVE! #
01:15:58 # WE'VE COME BY NIGHT #
01:16:00 # AND STOLEN LOVERS'
01:16:06 Let me go!
01:16:07 Let me go!
01:16:11 # THE WILL OF MAN #
01:16:14 # IS BY YOUR
01:16:17 # WITH SUCH FORCE
01:16:23 # WITH ALL GOOD WILL #
01:16:26 # WITH ALL MY HEART #
01:16:28 # ALL THINGS
01:16:38 # SO FAR BLAMELESS #
01:16:39 # PROVES MY ENTERPRISE, #
01:16:41 # THAT I HAVE 'NOINTED
01:16:45 Think of your friends,
01:16:47 No!
01:16:47 # SO FAR AM I GLAD
01:16:51 # AS THIS THEIR JANGLING
01:17:00 # THE WILL OF MAN IS
01:17:06 # WITH SUCH FORCE
01:17:12 # WITH ALL GOOD WILL,
01:17:17 # ALL THINGS
01:17:23 # WE FAIRIES, #
01:17:27 # THAT DO RUN #
01:17:30 # FROM THE PRESENCE #
01:17:35 # OF THE SUN, #
01:17:39 # WE FOLLOW DARKNESS
01:17:48 # BE AS THOU
01:17:50 # SEE AS THOU
01:17:58 "Will you rent our
01:18:09 # TAKE COMFORT #
01:18:10 # HE NO MORE
01:18:13 # WHOM I DO LOVE AND
01:18:16 # BE AS THOU
01:18:20 # SEE AS THOU
01:18:23 # BE AS THOU
01:18:27 # SEE AS THOU
01:18:46 "I have a device
01:18:49 Crush this herb
01:18:52 Whose liquor hath
01:18:56 To take from thence all
01:18:59 And make their eyeballs
01:19:02 When next they wake,
01:19:05 Shall seem a dream
01:19:08 Don't haste,
01:19:12 And with some luck there,
01:19:17 "I swear to thee,
01:19:20 By all the vows that
01:19:25 I'll be there.
01:19:31 # ALL THINGS SHALL BE PEACE #
01:19:46 Hi, Sugar.
01:19:48 I've got to get you
01:20:07 "Follow my voice:
01:20:10 "The villain is much
01:20:13 I follow'd fast,
01:20:16 Come, thou gentle day!
01:20:20 For if but once thou
01:20:22 I'll find Demetrius
01:20:29 "Ho, ho, ho!
01:20:33 "Where art thou now?"
01:20:35 "Come hither: I am here."
01:20:38 "Nay, then, thou mock'st me.
01:20:41 Thou shalt buy this dear,
01:20:43 If ever I thy face
01:20:45 Now, go thy way.
01:20:49 Faintness constraineth me
01:20:50 To measure out my length
01:20:54 He's gathering all the mixed
01:21:06 "O weary night,
01:21:10 Free will must be restored.
01:21:12 "Abate thy hour!
01:21:13 And sleep, that sometimes
01:21:16 Steal me awhile
01:21:21 "Yet but three?
01:21:23 Two of both kinds
01:21:26 Here she comes,
01:21:31 Cupid is a knavish lad,
01:21:35 "Never so weary,
01:21:38 Bedabbled with the dew
01:21:42 I can no further crawl,
01:21:46 My legs can keep no
01:22:09 Sing!
01:22:13 # ON THE GROUND #
01:22:16 # SLEEP SOUND... #
01:22:28 # I'LL APPLY TO YOUR EYE, #
01:22:34 # GENTLE LOVER, REMEDY #
01:22:52 Go on.
01:22:59 # WHEN THOU WAKEST
01:23:03 # TRUE DELIGHT IN THE SIGHT #
01:23:06 # OF THY FORMER
01:23:09 # JACK SHALL HAVE JILL; #
01:23:11 # NOUGHT SHALL GO ILL; #
01:23:16 # THE MAN SHALL HAVE
01:23:21 # AND ALL SHALL BE WELL #
01:23:47 Goodbye.
01:24:01 This part of the show?
01:24:02 Damn, this is cool.
01:24:05 - Get off me, dude.
01:24:07 Come along, please.
01:24:10 Frankie, you're on!
01:24:11 "I will hear that play;
01:24:14 For never anything
01:24:17 When simpleness
01:24:22 # GENTLES, PERCHANCE
01:24:27 # BUT WONDER ON, #
01:24:29 # TILL TRUTH MAKES
01:24:33 # THIS MAN IS PYRAMUS,
01:24:37 # THIS BEAUTEOUS LADY
01:24:44 2, 3, 4...
01:24:54 # BY MOONSHINE DID
01:24:56 # NO SCORN MET AT A TOMB #
01:24:59 # TO WOO BY PALE MOONLIGHT #
01:25:02 # THIS GRISLY BEAST,
01:25:06 # THE TRUSTY THISBY,
01:25:13 That's my girlfriend!
01:25:14 She fuckin' rocks!
01:25:16 # IF WE OFFEND,
01:25:19 # IF WE ARE CRUDE,
01:25:21 # OUR TRUE INTENT
01:25:23 # IT'S MERRY!
01:25:27 # OH, PYRAMUS, #
01:25:30 # PYRAMUS LOVED THISBY #
01:25:38 # AND, AS SHE FLED,
01:25:41 # WHICH LION VILE WITH
01:25:46 # ANON COMES PYRAMUS,
01:25:49 # AND FINDS HIS TRUSTY
01:26:00 # WHEREAT, WITH BLADE, #
01:26:02 # WITH BLOODY
01:26:03 # HE BRAVELY BROACH'D
01:26:06 # THUS HE DIED #
01:26:07 # HE DIED, HE DIED #
01:26:09 # HIS SOUL IS IN THE SKY #
01:26:12 # NOW THISBY'S PASSION
01:26:14 # ASLEEP, MY LOVE?
01:26:15 # ARISE! #
01:26:17 # TONGUE NOT A WORD: #
01:26:18 # COME BLADE MY
01:26:20 # THUS THIS BY ENDS;
01:26:22 # ADIEU, ADIEU, ADIEU, ADIEU! #
01:26:28 # IF WE OFFEND,
01:26:30 # IF WE ARE CRUDE,
01:26:33 # OUR TRUE INTENT
01:26:36 # IT'S MERRY!
01:26:39 # OH, PYRAMUS, #
01:26:42 # PYRAMUS LOVED THIS BY... #
01:26:55 # OH, PYRAMUS, #
01:26:58 # PYRAMUS LOVED THIS BY #
01:27:03 [applause]
01:27:09 Nora?
01:27:20 It's time to fly.
01:27:39 "If we shadows
01:27:42 Think but this,
01:27:44 That you have
01:27:47 While these visions
01:27:50 And this weak
01:27:52 No more yielding
01:27:54 Gentles, do not reprehend:
01:27:59 And, as I am
01:28:03 If we have unearned luck
01:28:05 Now to 'scape
01:28:07 We will make
01:28:09 Else the Puck a liar call;
01:28:18 So, good night unto you all.
01:28:22 Give me your hands,
01:28:25 And Robin shall
01:28:33 [applause]
01:29:20 Donna, darling...
01:29:22 will you join me
01:29:25 OK.
01:29:28 Yes, of course.
01:29:31 You're very lucky to have
01:29:38 Goodnight.
01:29:40 You know, when I was
01:29:42 I made quite
01:29:44 I bet you did.
01:29:48 Good evening, Coach.
01:29:50 What a talented bunch!
01:29:52 Indeed.
01:29:54 See you on Monday, Coach?
01:29:58 Evening, Nora.
01:30:00 Goodnight.
01:30:19 You were
01:30:22 Don't you feel...
01:30:25 I feel like myself.
01:30:27 "It's not enough to speak,
01:30:33 Dude, awesome job!
01:30:38 You two love birds
01:30:40 It's gonna be beyond!
01:31:10 Who's next?
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