What Just Happened

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00:00:35 [CAMERA CLICKS]
00:00:39 BEN:
00:00:41 ...as one of the 30 most powerful
00:00:44 WOMAN: Over on the wall there and
00:00:47 ...where each of you
00:00:50 BEN: Power is an elusive term,
00:00:53 I don't care
00:00:54 You either have it, want it,
00:00:57 Where you stand at these things
00:01:01 ...may not seem like the most
00:01:09 - Congratulations.
00:01:11 ...but I was wondering if some changes
00:01:15 - It's...
00:01:19 Some of these people
00:01:22 ..."producer" producers,
00:01:24 They just put their names
00:01:27 ...but they don't really do anything.
00:01:32 BEN: You see, recently,
00:01:34 ...my career, hell, my whole life,
00:01:38 Let's just say my power credentials
00:01:44 MAN 1 [IN MOVIE]: In his wacky crazy
00:01:48 BEN: And it all started in Costa Mesa
00:01:53 MAN 2 [IN MOVIE]:
00:01:54 BEN:
00:01:56 [INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING
00:02:09 [BIRDS SQUAWKING]
00:02:12 BEN: These test screenings
00:02:14 Always a lot of production people,
00:02:19 ...and of course the studio chief,
00:02:28 If the number is high,
00:02:30 ...if the number is low,
00:02:34 ...well, let's just say
00:02:38 She'll make sure of it.
00:02:49 I needed this one to work.
00:02:57 WOMAN [IN MOVIE]:
00:03:06 Go.
00:03:24 [GUNSHOT]
00:03:33 [DOG BARKING]
00:03:40 [BARKING]
00:03:46 I'm not gonna beg.
00:03:50 You think I care about me?
00:03:52 You think it's me I care about?
00:03:55 It's you I worry about.
00:03:57 I think they should kill him.
00:03:59 SEAN [IN MOVIE]:
00:04:03 Father, forgive them,
00:04:08 [SLURPING]
00:04:12 [DOG BARKING]
00:04:21 No!
00:04:23 [AUDIENCE GASP]
00:04:27 MAN 2:
00:04:29 WOMAN 1:
00:04:32 WOMAN 2:
00:04:36 MAN 3:
00:04:43 WOMAN 3:
00:05:03 [BIRDS SQUAWKING]
00:05:08 [GUNSHOT IN FILM]
00:05:17 MAN 4: Okay. How about that,
00:05:19 What do you think? Listen, we'll just
00:05:23 ...for just a few minutes
00:05:26 Will you hand out the cards,
00:05:28 We appreciate you
00:05:30 ...give us your thoughts. You are part
00:05:34 ...and we value whatever it is
00:05:36 I want to remind you guys,
00:05:39 That's gonna mean
00:05:42 When they're done, you want me to put
00:05:45 You can, you know how I feel. I don't
00:05:49 - You don't think they're relevant?
00:05:54 Sure, sure, sure.
00:05:56 ...right before Sean Penn gets killed
00:05:59 Like, the way the dog
00:06:02 ...it's the same thing
00:06:04 It's like he's, you know, he's building
00:06:08 Ben. Ben. Ben, thank you for
00:06:14 Fantastic. It's fantastic.
00:06:18 Jimmy.
00:06:20 [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
00:06:23 Ben, I'd like to introduce you to Jimmy.
00:06:26 We just met, yes.
00:06:28 Jimmy wants to invest
00:06:30 Oh, that's good.
00:06:32 - Hair.
00:06:33 - Hair.
00:06:36 - Yeah. More than 70 shops.
00:06:37 - Yeah.
00:06:40 - Good. Good. Okay.
00:06:42 Glad you guys liked the movie.
00:06:44 - Thank you. Nice to meet you.
00:06:57 BOB: The length is the very least
00:07:00 - Sitting in there, you hear the people?
00:07:03 BOB: That was brutal. Unrelenting.
00:07:07 BOB: The air was sucked out of the
00:07:11 I thought the girl was very, very good.
00:07:14 BOB:
00:07:16 Blood, body parts,
00:07:19 - How am I supposed to sell this thing?
00:07:22 - This could be the year for grief.
00:07:26 They shot the dog in the head.
00:07:31 Hey, Ben.
00:07:34 It's good to see you, Bob.
00:07:37 - Dick, what are you doing here?
00:07:41 She's gonna be a star.
00:07:43 I thought preview policy
00:07:45 I snuck in, I'm gonna sneak out.
00:07:50 So?
00:07:53 Yes?
00:07:55 What did you think?
00:07:56 Well, I thought there was
00:08:01 I loved the music.
00:08:04 It's still in my head.
00:08:11 Thanks.
00:08:16 MAN:
00:08:17 DAWN: It's almost there, Ben. If Jeremy
00:08:21 ...and we get lucky with the reviews,
00:08:24 We'll deal with all this tomorrow.
00:08:29 LOU: Ben. Where's your director?
00:08:31 Missed his plane at Heathrow, he's sick
00:08:35 It's hard to produce
00:08:37 Very.
00:08:38 - Sean. Just brilliant.
00:08:40 - Brilliant work.
00:08:42 You're never not great,
00:08:44 - Think we got a shot?
00:08:47 - Well, we'll see.
00:08:49 BEN: I'll see you later.
00:08:51 - Did you work out the G5?
00:08:53 I gotta smoke on the plane.
00:08:57 - We're gonna lose money.
00:08:59 - A lot of money.
00:09:03 That's right.
00:09:04 - Even before the DVD comes out?
00:09:28 [HARMONICA MUSIC PLAYING
00:10:25 [MUSIC STOPS]
00:10:35 [HAZARD LIGHT CLICKING]
00:10:45 [ALARM CLOCK CHIMING]
00:11:01 I did try to call Jeremy
00:11:04 MAN: You seemed reluctant.
00:11:05 He's the director, for God's sakes.
00:11:08 "Fuck me, why should this be easy?"
00:11:12 - You're feeling good about last night?
00:11:14 As I was saying,
00:11:17 ...and it's a little too soon
00:11:19 ...but all signs to me say,
00:11:22 - Through the roof? That's great.
00:11:24 - That's great.
00:11:27 - About Jack?
00:11:29 - Yeah, I couldn't believe it.
00:11:31 Yeah, it's terrible.
00:11:33 Who would have guessed?
00:11:36 "Ten percenter
00:11:38 Bad joke.
00:11:39 Yeah, it's page one, that's cold.
00:11:42 But you still gotta admit
00:11:44 I can see how sympathetic you are.
00:11:49 Argh.
00:11:51 Oh, come
00:12:02 I'm on my way.
00:12:05 No, I'm not late at all.
00:12:07 I'm not late, they'll be there
00:12:10 They will be there on time. Hello?
00:12:14 Hello? Hello?
00:12:35 MAX:
00:12:36 - Morning, gorgeouses.
00:12:42 Who dresses you guys?
00:12:43 MAX: We do.
00:12:44 MAX: Mom wants to ask you something.
00:12:46 SOPHIE: She said it's okay
00:12:49 ...instead of using your cell phone.
00:12:52 Get in the car
00:12:54 SOPHIE:
00:13:00 BEN:
00:13:02 You always say you'll do it,
00:13:04 I know, I'm under siege. I realize I
00:13:08 - For all of us.
00:13:11 A grand total of 90 minutes per day
00:13:13 - Or the kids can't stay over.
00:13:26 BEN: Where's the old sofa chair?
00:13:29 - I miss it.
00:13:32 I love that chair.
00:13:34 I even remember
00:13:36 Okay, Ben, let's play by the rules.
00:13:40 I thought our last session
00:13:43 Yeah, but this therapy is called
00:13:49 So we can move on gracefully.
00:13:52 Well, I still have feelings.
00:13:55 So do I.
00:13:57 That dark green velvet
00:14:01 What? I felt like a change.
00:14:03 [CAR HORN HONKING]
00:14:07 Can I call you?
00:14:10 [SIGHS]
00:14:11 Yeah. Of course.
00:14:32 BEN:
00:14:38 SCOTT: Hey, Ben.
00:14:41 - So how were the numbers last night?
00:14:44 SCOTT: Oh, by the way,
00:14:46 BEN:
00:14:49 Come on, don't play hard to get,
00:14:51 I'm not gonna tell you.
00:14:53 BEN:
00:14:55 SCOTT: It's about a florist.
00:14:58 SCOTT:
00:14:59 A flower shop as a background
00:15:02 It's the Rose Bowl Parade meets
00:15:06 - It's not a movie.
00:15:09 Flowers on the big screen?
00:15:12 - Try Leonard, it might be his thing.
00:15:15 BEN: You went to Leonard
00:15:17 He's the coach
00:15:19 Scott, come on. Leonard?
00:15:21 What difference does it make
00:15:24 Loyalty matters to me.
00:15:26 There were
00:15:28 What did he say?
00:15:30 - He said it's not a movie.
00:15:33 SCOTT: It's too bad about Jack, huh?
00:15:35 Usually agents kill others,
00:15:37 - Yeah, but out of the blue? I mean...
00:15:41 - Suicide, it happens?
00:15:46 See you later.
00:15:49 MAN [ON STEREO]:
00:15:52 [INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
00:15:54 [PHONE RINGS]
00:15:55 BEN: Cal, talk to me,
00:15:57 CAL: You're not gonna believe it. Bruce
00:16:01 He's got a Grizzly Adams beard?
00:16:02 Yes, and he's a pig.
00:16:04 That's not my job.
00:16:07 - He's fat.
00:16:09 Overweight,
00:16:11 - He's fooling with you.
00:16:14 - Don't worry.
00:16:16 I will see you this afternoon.
00:16:18 I'm at a production meeting right now,
00:16:26 - Hey.
00:16:29 I think Mom's in the back
00:16:32 Do I have to?
00:16:39 Your eyes are all red.
00:16:42 No. No.
00:16:45 - A little bit.
00:16:48 If it's boy stuff,
00:16:51 I know some things
00:16:53 - I'm sure you do.
00:16:55 - Okay. Yeah.
00:16:58 Okay. I'll be right back.
00:17:10 BEN:
00:17:12 Oh, girl stuff. I don't know.
00:17:15 Is she dating? Parties or anything? She
00:17:18 she just kind of
00:17:20 I think she gets that from you.
00:17:23 as much about what she does as
00:17:27 Secrets seem to be
00:17:29 I think it's in the DNA.
00:17:32 Boy, this place has gone way up.
00:17:36 Yeah, but you don't.
00:17:40 Gotta go.
00:17:41 - Bye.
00:17:43 - Looking good, Ben.
00:17:47 Bye.
00:17:48 ZOE: You know,
00:17:50 who still has their dad
00:17:53 I kind of like it.
00:17:56 BEN: You are a kid, and I'm a lucky guy.
00:18:05 Think you'll still pick me up
00:18:08 You bet, if you'll let me.
00:18:09 I don't know,
00:18:13 I'm a good negotiator.
00:18:15 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
00:18:25 Will you please stop saying,
00:18:28 we may have something
00:18:31 - I know that.
00:18:33 I don't want to get
00:18:36 but I made a film that doesn't wallow
00:18:39 I don't want to satisfy
00:18:41 - by letting them get even.
00:18:43 - I didn't do that when you hired me.
00:18:46 But let's just say that when those that
00:18:50 the bad guys get away
00:18:53 they get concerned.
00:18:55 Look, for my part,
00:19:01 If the kids all love it and laugh,
00:19:05 Probably that'll never happen. Kids
00:19:08 Fucking hell. Didn't you?
00:19:10 You said to me, that Lou said,
00:19:12 - "It's a good movie"?
00:19:16 And that concerns you?
00:19:18 - A bit.
00:19:21 Jeremy, I don't know what "good"
00:19:24 but north of Pico
00:19:27 where Lou says "good" three times,
00:19:29 bite down hard,
00:19:31 I'm not buying it, mate. Come on.
00:19:35 [SIGHS]
00:19:36 I mean, were you watching
00:19:39 - Of course I was.
00:19:41 Like they took their kids to Disneyland,
00:19:45 douse himself with gasoline
00:19:48 [LAUGHS]
00:19:49 I'm actually all right with that.
00:19:53 It's like, what? What we got?
00:19:56 The festival took the film because they
00:20:00 The studio could pull it
00:20:03 JEREMY:
00:20:05 I don't think so. We're gonna have to
00:20:08 Throw her a bone, something,
00:20:11 JEREMY: What, you're saying
00:20:14 I'm gonna protect your cut.
00:20:15 DAWN: That's what Ben does.
00:20:17 I just want you to understand
00:20:20 - The preview was terrifying.
00:20:23 Just stand united and we'll prevail.
00:20:27 I'll explain the whole sort of raison
00:20:31 - All right?
00:20:34 JEREMY: Look, all I'm saying is, and I
00:20:38 I think you should be proud.
00:20:41 BEN:
00:20:42 JEREMY: Yeah, well,
00:20:45 BEN: We already got the money,
00:20:50 JEREMY:
00:21:09 In the end, no director, no stars,
00:21:15 A big number.
00:21:21 LOU:
00:21:25 My God, kill the dog.
00:21:27 Of course.
00:21:29 What a brilliant tactical move.
00:21:34 You know, Ben,
00:21:37 with good instinctive negotiating
00:21:41 Well, we wanted
00:21:43 JEREMY:
00:21:45 Sometimes you just gotta muss up
00:21:48 - . just to make sure they're breathing.
00:21:52 LOU:
00:21:55 You figured, leave the dead dog
00:21:58 knowing it wasn't in the script,
00:22:00 "Okay, Lou, dog stuff's gone,
00:22:04 keep the rest of the stuff as it is,
00:22:07 I'm too old for this.
00:22:09 Well, Lou, I think there's
00:22:12 What are you saying?
00:22:14 We've got a problem.
00:22:17 Hold on. Hold on, you're not gonna
00:22:20 I mean, that's not what I'm hearing,
00:22:23 - Did anyone see Amores Perros?
00:22:26 JEREMY:
00:22:28 I mean, what's that film about?
00:22:32 It's about reality, and about loss.
00:22:34 And, you know, I mean, look.
00:22:37 the simple thing is
00:22:40 that has a bit more
00:22:42 and something that people
00:22:45 or the same old
00:22:47 I mean, I thought we were
00:22:51 No? I mean, I toned it down.
00:22:54 I mean, I toned it way down.
00:22:56 - Didn't I? With that scene.
00:22:58 Serious problem.
00:23:00 Look, the dog has to die.
00:23:05 Trust me, kemosabe,
00:23:08 LOU: I'm sorry, maybe I'm not
00:23:11 Sorry, excuse me, I don't think Sean
00:23:15 if it weren't hard-hitting
00:23:18 - Absolutely.
00:23:25 Now, please?
00:23:38 Look, I've lost $25 million before.
00:23:42 . I'll lose $25 million again.
00:23:45 We've managed to put together
00:23:48 Very extensive. If you do the kind of
00:23:52 I'll lose a little less.
00:23:56 So you're asking me
00:23:59 so you can lose
00:24:01 - I would be very appreciative.
00:24:04 Well, let us chew on this.
00:24:07 No, look, the dog dies!
00:24:10 - I don't think so.
00:24:14 No, not really.
00:24:15 Listen, let's not make this
00:24:18 - We respect you. Fix it.
00:24:21 - My guts are in that cut, mate. Right?
00:24:24 Right?
00:24:25 LOU:
00:24:28 - Oh, the right thing, now, is it?
00:24:30 I'm sorry, does he have final cut?
00:24:33 Um Um No.
00:24:36 - The right thing.
00:24:37 Or your big evening in Cannes
00:24:40 and I'll take the movie away
00:25:05 Jeremy. Jeremy. Jeremy.
00:25:10 Stop. Take it easy, take it easy.
00:25:12 Take it easy. Get ahold of yourself.
00:25:14 - Get ahold of yourself.
00:25:16 BEN:
00:25:19 He'll be fine. It's jet lag.
00:25:23 - Get a grip.
00:25:25 [SOBBING]
00:25:27 Let's just Let's just go.
00:25:39 - We don't have much time.
00:25:42 [JEREMY SOBBING]
00:25:55 LOU:
00:25:58 BEN: Yeah, I saw it. Had 10 percent
00:26:02 I'd fuck him.
00:26:11 My old bed. God, I love this bed.
00:26:16 Are these new sheets?
00:26:20 - This is a huge mistake.
00:26:22 No, I just I can't do this.
00:26:25 And this is as much my fault
00:26:27 This is why we're seeing Dr. Randall,
00:26:30 Let's not tell her.
00:26:32 Why are you so comfortable
00:26:35 - Why is that?
00:26:39 I appreciate that.
00:26:44 You want me to go?
00:26:47 - Yes, no.
00:26:49 No, I'd like to talk.
00:26:52 - Good, let's talk. I'll start.
00:26:55 I admit, I do love this bed
00:26:59 but only with you in it.
00:27:02 Even if only for a moment,
00:27:05 - Really?
00:27:09 I don't know, all the lawyers
00:27:12 - It's awkward, you know?
00:27:16 Yeah. I don't know.
00:27:19 I just feel like if I could do this,
00:27:22 I know how you feel.
00:27:24 It's complicated.
00:27:27 I understand.
00:27:30 - Really?
00:27:35 I.
00:27:36 [PHONE RINGING]
00:27:43 - This could be important.
00:27:47 - If you could just focus.
00:27:58 - Hello?
00:27:59 - Who?
00:28:01 - Who?
00:28:03 Oh, yeah? Okay, good, good.
00:28:04 BRUCE: Hello?
00:28:08 BRUCE:
00:28:09 - What?
00:28:11 - Or is it buyer's remorse?
00:28:14 Hang on a second, wait a second.
00:28:18 It's business.
00:28:20 - I got issues to resolve.
00:28:21 Like shaving the beard, it's like
00:28:23 It sounds crazy, but it's a big deal.
00:28:26 Tell him you'll call him back.
00:28:28 - You're right, you're right. Hello?
00:28:30 - Hey, hey, there you are.
00:28:32 Listen, did I tell you how truly happy
00:28:36 - A lot of actors were circling this, but
00:28:40 Can you give me five seconds?
00:28:43 - What? Yeah.
00:28:45 - You're kidding, right?
00:28:48 Kelly. Kelly.
00:28:51 - Hello? Yeah, I'm back.
00:28:53 - We should talk about this.
00:28:55 No, I think face to face.
00:28:56 Face to face is always better.
00:28:59 Could you just give me five seconds?
00:29:03 Kelly? Kelly. Kelly. Kelly.
00:29:07 [PHONE HANGS UP]
00:29:08 Hello? Hello?
00:29:11 Kelly!
00:29:39 Kelly.
00:29:41 BEN: Jeremy,
00:29:43 I know we have things to talk about.
00:29:45 You know,
00:29:48 - You get our star?
00:29:51 - What's this?
00:29:56 These aren't Hallmark cards, Carl.
00:29:59 - This isn't magazine material.
00:30:01 - This is private business.
00:30:04 - Put them in a drawer, lock them up.
00:30:07 You let somebody in the office
00:30:10 - No, no
00:30:12 - What are we doing? Falling apart.
00:30:15 I can't believe this.
00:30:17 After one bad screening?
00:30:20 Son of a bitch, I can't
00:30:23 Ruthless pricks.
00:30:25 - Who's moving in here?
00:30:27 Who is moving in here?
00:30:29 - Who is coming in here, Carl?
00:30:32 Yeah, him, him, the guy you let in
00:30:35 CARL: No, this is for the new carpeting.
00:30:38 What new carpeting? When?
00:30:41 - The carpet you ordered.
00:30:43 Back in February.
00:30:45 - So it's? I ordered it in February?
00:30:47 It takes three months
00:30:50 I badgered them. It was a special order
00:30:54 - You know
00:30:56 You gotta be kidding me.
00:30:59 You said it went well
00:31:01 - That's why you ordered white shag.
00:31:05 - Really?
00:31:08 JEREMY:
00:31:18 You may not realize this now.
00:31:20 but I was protecting you
00:31:23 I went out, man. I really went out.
00:31:27 I can see that,
00:31:30 No. No, I went out.
00:31:32 I had 11 months 22 days,
00:31:36 I had no drugs, I had no alcohol...
00:31:39 till after that meeting
00:31:42 and your assassin in training,
00:31:46 he decides to give me an Ativan.
00:31:49 Well, one Ativan
00:31:51 Yeah, right.
00:31:52 Try following it up with three Dilaudids
00:31:56 and all washed down
00:31:58 Okay, then, you needed a release.
00:32:01 No, look, look.
00:32:03 I was seven days away
00:32:06 Right? A cake for a year sober.
00:32:14 And you and your diabolical
00:32:18 took that away from me.
00:32:20 - No, that's not true.
00:32:22 - Come on, Jeremy.
00:32:25 - Jeremy.
00:32:28 - How's that?
00:32:32 Shouldn't we save this high drama
00:32:34 Yeah, or that one,
00:32:37 - I know that, and I'm the producer.
00:32:41 Blood that goes all the way back
00:32:44 a little shtetl.
00:32:46 How could you possibly understand
00:32:52 Let me get you a Valium.
00:32:54 Just for now. It's not that I don't
00:32:57 This is for us, these changes.
00:33:00 Can I have a couple of Vicodin
00:33:02 Sure, easy.
00:33:03 - Go get three of them, Ben.
00:33:10 Yeah, get me My office
00:33:13 and bring them to the cutting room
00:33:17 Let's put that down.
00:33:20 [AUDIO SCRUBBING]
00:33:22 Jeremy, look, we're gonna need you
00:33:25 You can do it.
00:33:28 I get these bastards to spend a lot
00:33:32 - You can do it.
00:33:35 I mean, you know, it's my work.
00:33:38 Trust me, once you make
00:33:40 and take out that damn dead dog,
00:33:43 You will forget the pain.
00:33:48 [GUNSHOT]
00:33:49 It's okay.
00:33:52 As long as we do a viewing together
00:33:55 - Call me anytime you want.
00:33:59 Give me a hug.
00:34:01 [JEREMY SOBBING]
00:34:02 I'm sorry.
00:34:05 It's okay. It's okay.
00:34:08 - That's okay.
00:34:11 No, don't look.
00:34:15 I'm so scared, Ben.
00:34:19 We're on a deadline,
00:34:22 Okay? Let's get to work.
00:34:26 BEN: Cal, Cal, relax.
00:34:30 No, no, you're not listening.
00:34:35 Five minutes away.
00:34:37 Relax, I'm going over the hill.
00:34:41 It doesn't matter. It'll be fine.
00:34:46 MAN [ON STEREO]: This is Fiercely.
00:34:49 [INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING
00:36:00 MAN: I need grips and I need stand-ins.
00:36:18 CAL: Ten minutes
00:36:20 - We got a crisis here.
00:36:24 I saw Moses through the window.
00:36:28 CAL: I don't know.
00:36:30 CAL: I'm gonna bring it up,
00:36:33 BEN: We start shooting Friday.
00:36:35 CAL: I'm the director,
00:36:37 I suppose it took a long time
00:36:39 Probably wants to wait
00:36:41 That's what I thought,
00:36:44 I got the sense
00:36:46 - It's an artistic choice.
00:36:49 - It can't be.
00:36:51 Cal, we got the studio to pay him
00:36:55 For that kind of money,
00:36:58 CAL: They expect a good performance.
00:37:00 For that kind of money,
00:37:03 to want intercourse with him.
00:37:05 Do you understand
00:37:06 You want a poster that says,
00:37:10 Okay. Okay.
00:37:13 MAN 1:
00:37:16 BEN: Okay.
00:37:19 - Okay, let's go tell him to shave.
00:37:23 Okay. He'll shave, okay?
00:37:27 That's the hope.
00:37:29 BRUCE:
00:37:33 Motherfuckers!
00:37:35 We are talking about my fucking
00:37:41 My artistic integrity, okay?
00:37:47 Audiences wanna know it's you,
00:37:49 And we're talking about
00:37:51 What are you talking about?
00:37:54 "Where'd Bruce go, huh?
00:37:57 Where's my favorite movie star?
00:38:00 I see him right there,
00:38:03 Yes, but there's a
00:38:04 You know,
00:38:06 that has to be served, Bruce.
00:38:08 That's the business.
00:38:10 I mean, that's just a fact.
00:38:13 There's a tradition to this stuff, Bruce,
00:38:17 - Oh, I see, we're talking about pussy.
00:38:21 I understand, I understand.
00:38:23 Let me tell you a funny story.
00:38:27 I've been knocking off trim 24/7,
00:38:30 - Maybe we should listen to
00:38:32 Hollywood producer, my ass.
00:38:36 Really, should've seen it coming.
00:38:41 BEN: Bruce, Bruce, Bruce.
00:38:44 Bruce, Bruce, come on.
00:38:47 - You wanna talk about integrity?
00:38:50 - Let's talk about fucking integrity.
00:38:53 Let's talk about integrity.
00:38:57 I'm willing to stack my three
00:39:00 How about that, huh?
00:39:04 You don't have three pictures.
00:39:07 You know why?
00:39:10 Well, why don't we start.
00:39:11 by giving your overblown salary
00:39:14 - That would show me some integrity.
00:39:25 Sorry.
00:39:27 Motherfuckers.
00:39:35 Fucking babies!
00:39:39 No, no, no, you shouldn't
00:39:41 How about this?
00:39:42 Why don't we just not have clothes
00:39:45 How about fucking paying for that?
00:39:48 I never realized
00:39:52 I think he wants it.
00:39:53 BRUCE: This here's your fucking chair.
00:39:56 You motherfuckers.
00:40:00 Will somebody fix this fucking door?
00:40:04 You happy now
00:40:07 You fucking
00:40:10 BEN: Well, somehow
00:40:13 CAL: You know, in a very early draft,
00:40:17 - A very early draft.
00:40:19 Hey, now that video's done,
00:40:23 Blow me, you motherfuckers!
00:40:27 - We don't have much of a choice.
00:40:29 - The beard's not so bad anyway.
00:40:34 MAN [ON STEREO]:
00:40:38 [INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING
00:40:43 BEN:
00:40:45 Of all the studio heads,
00:40:47 - But listen
00:40:49 You're welcome.
00:40:52 This is Bruce Willis
00:40:54 Maybe we need to bend a little,
00:40:57 In fact, I gotta say, he might be right,
00:41:01 You never know.
00:41:03 - Let's keep it simple.
00:41:05 Let's keep it simple, Ben.
00:41:08 Yes.
00:41:12 If that bastard doesn't shave
00:41:16 A, we shut the movie down,
00:41:20 . and C, we then sue you
00:41:23 Oh, Sidney, come on.
00:41:24 Let's sit down and have lunch
00:41:27 - Come on.
00:41:29 - Call my office.
00:41:32 Sidney. Hello?
00:41:36 BEN [ON SPEAKERPHONE]: Are you
00:41:39 You're his agent,
00:41:41 We're on the ledge on this one.
00:41:43 He's got four days to clean himself up,
00:41:45 I'll even personally pay for the trainer.
00:41:48 - You have got to be kidding.
00:41:50 No, I'm not kidding, Dick,
00:41:53 - You tell me it's happening?
00:41:55 - It can't be.
00:41:59 [DICK GAGGING]
00:42:01 What's that?
00:42:04 - What's that? Dick.
00:42:07 - That's nothing?
00:42:09 - How much does he know, huh?
00:42:13 We got lathered up. Things might
00:42:16 - Tell me exactly what was said.
00:42:19 "Fuck you." "No, no, fuck you."
00:42:22 Why not call me back
00:42:25 Tell him he's gonna get fired and sued
00:42:29 I don't want to.
00:42:30 - You give him the bad news.
00:42:33 Delivering bad news
00:42:36 I can't do it.
00:42:38 You know that. I can't.
00:42:40 I've been working with him
00:42:42 He's one of my most important clients,
00:42:47 - He can snap at any time.
00:42:50 I'm not scared of him,
00:42:56 - Could you hold a sec?
00:42:58 [DICK GRUNTING]
00:42:59 You okay?
00:43:01 Dick, you okay?
00:43:03 Maybe we should do this later.
00:43:06 It's a... It's a...
00:43:09 It's a stomach disorder.
00:43:10 It comes and it.
00:43:12 [DICK GRUNTING]
00:43:14 . goes.
00:43:16 - You sure?
00:43:18 Absolutely. They cut me back
00:43:21 ...so I can get it up.
00:43:22 But the withdrawal
00:43:24 It sounds worse than it is.
00:43:29 - When do you take that?
00:43:31 - Whenever I pack.
00:43:34 Your client has got to give us
00:43:36 Let's figure out
00:43:38 Well, to start, why don't we let him
00:43:43 What is the big deal?
00:43:44 Oh, no, no, no.
00:43:47 Do you know the ramifications
00:43:50 I do.
00:43:52 [DICK GRUNTING & GAGGING]
00:43:55 Jesus, man,
00:43:59 You should talk to somebody
00:44:02 - Okay, gotta go.
00:44:03 - Bye, now.
00:44:10 KELLY [ON MACHINE]: Hi, leave
00:44:13 Kelly, it's Ben, just call me
00:44:17 Okay, bye.
00:44:44 KELLY [ON MACHINE]: Hi, leave
00:44:47 Kelly.
00:44:51 It's me. I'm on my cell.
00:44:55 I'm having dinner
00:44:57 but you're more important to me.
00:44:59 Call me on my cell
00:45:02 Thank you.
00:45:11 [ALL SPEAKING IN
00:45:15 - The money is in the box.
00:45:17 Could you make the movie
00:45:19 No.
00:45:21 [MEN SPEAKING
00:45:25 ABA: Well, we're sitting there drinking
00:45:29 Sly, Sly, Sly.
00:45:31 and Don Johnson
00:45:34 He'd be very good in this.
00:45:38 Ah.
00:45:41 Could you excuse me
00:45:47 - Where'd he get his money from?
00:45:50 He started by cleaning
00:45:53 He charged them like $10 a suit.
00:45:56 Next time, he charged them $50 a suit.
00:46:00 Next time, charged them $100 a suit.
00:46:03 He said, "I wanna be in the movie
00:46:06 [PHONE RINGS]
00:46:08 - Kelly. Kelly Oh, Kelly Excuse me.
00:46:12 I'll be right back. Yes, Kelly.
00:46:17 I'm so glad you called me back.
00:46:19 So an actor more important
00:46:22 Of course I don't think
00:46:25 - Ten times, you called.
00:46:27 I did not call you 10 times today,
00:46:30 Well, what was so damn important?
00:46:32 Look, let me find a quiet place
00:46:35 I'll tell you what's so important.
00:46:39 I wanted to know...
00:46:41 is anyone else other than you
00:46:44 What?
00:46:46 You lost that privilege
00:46:49 Wait a second, I believe 30,000
00:46:52 - You know, I gotta be frank with you.
00:46:55 I have never heard you say:
00:46:57 "Fuck you", like that to me
00:46:59 - What are you doing?
00:47:02 Okay, I'm all done.
00:47:04 Can't we discuss this now?
00:47:06 - No. No.
00:47:08 - No. No.
00:47:10 - Ben, no.
00:47:14 - You're hurting?
00:47:17 - I'm hurting.
00:47:19 Yeah, yeah, I am, I am.
00:47:21 Oh, hold on.
00:47:23 - Yeah, I'm hurting.
00:47:26 You're right. I know it's a bad habit.
00:47:29 Look, can't we please
00:47:32 I have to I gotta go. I gotta go.
00:47:34 Okay, all right, all right.
00:47:37 Thanks for Yeah, we'll speak soon.
00:47:44 DICK:
00:47:46 I'll order two martinis
00:47:48 - I could use it. I could use it.
00:47:53 DICK: Hi.
00:47:55 Huh?
00:47:56 - Did you tell him?
00:48:00 - "Alluded"?
00:48:02 I don't care what you meant.
00:48:05 - "Alluded." A-L-L-U-D-E-D.
00:48:08 - Okay.
00:48:10 A picture is about to get canceled.
00:48:14 I told him I have something
00:48:17 - And you told him what it was about?
00:48:21 A-B-O-U-T, "about"?
00:48:26 - Not yet.
00:48:28 - No, no.
00:48:30 - What's with the patch?
00:48:32 My lid, occasionally it flutters.
00:48:35 I'm just glad
00:48:37 [ALL LAUGH]
00:48:38 - Hey, if I went blind, you'd celebrate.
00:48:42 [ALL LAUGH]
00:48:43 I hope you know you're sitting
00:48:46 - Yeah.
00:48:48 - Yeah.
00:48:50 He has lots of time.
00:48:54 How could you call
00:48:56 There's a logic to these things.
00:48:59 When I called him today,
00:49:01 That's the wrong time.
00:49:03 You gotta do this
00:49:05 We don't have that many windows left.
00:49:08 - After AA would be an open window.
00:49:10 - Two days.
00:49:11 - What's tomorrow morning?
00:49:15 You don't wanna mention lawsuit
00:49:18 Listen to me. I don't care.
00:49:27 [DOOR OPENS]
00:49:29 I know what you think
00:49:33 Johnny did not send me here
00:49:36 I wanted to meet you on my own.
00:49:39 I know everything you've done.
00:49:41 And I'm not just some silly girl
00:49:45 - I went to Stanford.
00:49:49 I just.
00:49:52 BEN:
00:49:55 What's your name again?
00:49:56 - Laura.
00:49:57 I respect you and your movies.
00:50:01 And I know
00:50:03 no matter how aggressive
00:50:06 my chance will never
00:50:09 That's so flattering.
00:50:11 I mean, I guess if I were a tailor,
00:50:15 [LAURA LAUGHS]
00:50:17 You are such a funny person.
00:50:21 And I want you to know that
00:50:28 for a chance to see you
00:50:30 with no strings attached.
00:50:33 Unless you wanna
00:50:36 BEN:
00:50:37 [TOILET FLUSHES]
00:50:39 LAURA: Well, why don't you just
00:50:43 Try not to get that wet.
00:51:02 [BEEP]
00:51:09 [PHONE RINGING ON OTHER END]
00:51:15 KELLY [ON MACHINE]: Hi. Leave
00:51:53 [ALARM CHIMES]
00:52:09 WOMAN [ON STEREO]: Inhale,
00:52:14 Exhale to downward dog.
00:52:17 Take five deep
00:52:19 LAURA: I can't stay for breakfast.
00:52:22 Hm.
00:52:31 - You wanna kiss them one more time?
00:52:34 You don't remember a thing,
00:52:37 I remember offering you
00:52:40 And that was before
00:52:43 WOMAN: Before you do that
00:52:46 I dig older guys.
00:53:03 [PHONE RINGING]
00:53:04 Seventy-four, 75, 76, 77...
00:53:12 BEN: Hello?
00:53:14 BEN: I'm not here.
00:53:16 Man, I hate that thing.
00:53:19 Sid wants the Bruce/beard
00:53:22 [PHONE RINGS]
00:53:24 CARL: Hey, just got an e-mail.
00:53:27 Thirty most powerful producers
00:53:30 How about that?
00:53:34 [PHONE RINGS]
00:53:38 CAL: Sid's office called again.
00:53:41 "I want the beard situation resolved
00:53:47 BEN: Can you call Sid's office, tell him
00:53:51 I'll talk to him at lunch.
00:54:01 WAITRESS:
00:54:02 Mr. Voss's office just called
00:54:06 They sent over this note.
00:54:08 For you.
00:54:10 MAN: Oh, how are you?
00:54:15 I forgot my reading glasses
00:54:17 Could you read it to me, please?
00:54:19 Of course.
00:54:25 "Dear Ben,
00:54:27 having lunch was gonna change
00:54:31 thing.
00:54:35 Unless that fucking beard goes.
00:54:39 then we fucking shut.
00:54:42 the whole fucking movie down."
00:54:49 Betty, tell Sid I tried
00:54:51 I can't get him on the phone.
00:54:55 - We start shooting on Friday.
00:54:57 I know I'm running out of time.
00:54:59 - You've gotta make it happen.
00:55:01 Ben? I got Kelly holding on 2.
00:55:03 Okay.
00:55:04 - Jeremy's on 3. He says it's urgent.
00:55:11 KELLY [ON PHONE]: Ben? Ben?
00:55:13 - Ben.
00:55:15 JEREMY: You better like it, baby.
00:55:18 - Get here. Now. Jesus.
00:55:21 - Coming.
00:55:28 Hi. Kelly? Kelly? Kelly?
00:55:36 Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go.
00:55:58 What's up?
00:56:00 Afternoon. Do I look happy?
00:56:04 Enough to scare me.
00:56:07 You like it?
00:56:09 It's good, I know, but it's the feather
00:56:12 You know what I mean?
00:56:14 the studio, the Lone Ranger, like.
00:56:16 I mean, I'm not gonna
00:56:19 A fucking waste of time.
00:56:21 Jeremy, sometimes it takes more guts
00:56:25 Have a seat. Come on.
00:56:27 [AUDIO SCRUBBING]
00:56:28 Got about 10 minutes out of this
00:56:33 And here comes
00:56:37 [GUNSHOT]
00:56:46 Like the music? It contradicts
00:56:50 Here we go.
00:56:56 SEAN [IN FILM]: Father, forgive them.
00:57:15 - See? Now dog.
00:57:19 Ah. Dog not shot.
00:57:21 Runs to master to comfort him.
00:57:25 [DOG WHIMPERING]
00:57:29 It's great.
00:57:39 JEREMY:
00:57:40 [BOTH LAUGHING]
00:57:42 - So?
00:57:52 [JEREMY LAUGHING]
00:57:59 Wow.
00:58:01 - Not bad, eh?
00:58:02 Lou will come in her pants.
00:58:04 - Yeah. Panties.
00:58:08 Point taken. I don't know, Jeremy.
00:58:14 - How did you figure?
00:58:16 We had about 10 of them.
00:58:17 You remember? We could never
00:58:20 Lovely though he was.
00:58:23 He was always licking his face.
00:58:25 - It's brilliant.
00:58:28 Quite simple, really.
00:58:29 - Brilliant. Brilliant.
00:58:31 It certainly
00:58:34 Yeah. No, I know what
00:58:36 It won't mean nothing now.
00:58:38 The truth of it is we can take comfort
00:58:42 Jeremy, I don't get it.
00:58:43 - This isn't you talking.
00:58:47 - I mean, how did you get there?
00:58:52 There we go. Oh, Christ.
00:58:54 I'll grab them later.
00:58:57 And you're meant to take it
00:58:59 You could watch your old mom
00:59:03 and still appreciate the weather.
00:59:05 Apparently the stuff works.
00:59:07 I gotta call Lou.
00:59:14 Hello? Judy?
00:59:17 Hello, Judy?
00:59:18 Is Lou there?
00:59:21 [PHONE RINGS]
00:59:22 - Yes, Ben?
00:59:24 Lou, Jeremy has done it.
00:59:28 Really done it.
00:59:31 - I knew you would make this work.
00:59:34 Not that I doubt you,
00:59:37 [TOILET FLUSHES]
00:59:39 - You can see it whenever you want.
00:59:42 Okay, okay, I'll tell him.
00:59:44 She'll be by this afternoon
00:59:48 Pick out your tux and leisure wear...
00:59:50 because we're gonna be heading
00:59:53 Where can I kiss you? Where?
00:59:56 Name the location. Where?
01:00:00 JEREMY: Placidil is not hearing.
01:00:03 JEREMY:
01:00:04 It's nice to see you happy, mate.
01:00:07 Boy. Jeremy, I'm so relieved.
01:00:10 - Oh, me too.
01:00:14 - Keep up the good Work.
01:00:18 Happy?
01:00:20 Yep.
01:00:22 BEN:
01:00:26 You have to face this thing now.
01:00:27 You've gotta tell Bruce
01:00:30 You understand? Now.
01:00:33 Now. Right away.
01:00:34 You've gotta tell
01:00:37 I can't afford
01:00:40 Get back to me.
01:00:41 I thought the goal here
01:00:44 but to help us feel better
01:00:47 You know, moving on gracefully.
01:00:49 - We share two kids.
01:00:51 This is an exercise to help couples
01:00:54 instead of acrimony.
01:00:55 It's not about trying to control
01:00:58 - Okay.
01:01:01 Is there anything you can think of
01:01:04 while you were married
01:01:08 Well, that question feels so vague.
01:01:11 I don't know.
01:01:13 Okay, here's an example.
01:01:15 When you were married,
01:01:16 about your whereabouts
01:01:19 No.
01:01:21 Well, there was.
01:01:24 Yeah, there was one time
01:01:26 when I did think of seeing Ann.
01:01:32 - Really?
01:01:34 - And did you?
01:01:37 Yes, I... But nothing happened.
01:01:41 Well, I guess I wanted to, but, hey.
01:01:45 You know,
01:01:47 I'm starting to feel
01:01:50 - Is that everything on this matter?
01:01:52 Not true.
01:01:55 The complete truth
01:01:58 Well, there was...
01:02:00 There was one time...
01:02:03 I was at a party with...
01:02:05 I was at a party once with Ann.
01:02:08 Where?
01:02:09 - Hm?
01:02:11 In the bathroom.
01:02:13 You fucker.
01:02:14 That's very good, Ben.
01:02:16 Now, Kelly, it is not for you to judge.
01:02:20 We're running short on time.
01:02:23 And then next week,
01:02:25 - You ready, Kelly?
01:02:28 Did you ever use your kids
01:02:32 No.
01:02:33 Did you ever have an affair
01:02:36 Absolutely not.
01:02:38 Okay, then. Is that all?
01:02:41 Well, there was
01:02:44 Alan's son's bar mitzvah.
01:02:45 I kissed Alan on the mouth
01:02:48 You kissed him on the mouth?
01:02:52 - I mean.
01:02:54 Alan on the m?
01:02:56 What about Sheila?
01:02:58 - Oh, please.
01:02:59 Please. That's all that happened.
01:03:01 - That's very good.
01:03:04 I thought about it, actually.
01:03:07 That's very good.
01:03:11 What about? I mean I mean
01:03:15 Aren't we gonna talk about what
01:03:18 Why don't we talk about
01:03:20 - What?
01:03:25 You didn't wanna talk
01:03:27 No. Now.
01:03:29 You know what. Now.
01:03:31 Yeah, but "now" before was not okay.
01:03:34 I have no problem with 'now'.
01:03:37 - That is not why we're here.
01:03:40 Doctor, is this some classic case
01:03:42 I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to
01:03:46 What you guys are doing takes guts,
01:03:51 I congratulate both of you.
01:03:55 You'll see.
01:03:57 As we dig deeper, you're gonna
01:04:00 that you're never gonna wanna
01:04:08 But I'm just, you know, why?
01:04:11 Can't we just talk about the 'now'
01:04:14 - Like what she's doing.
01:04:16 She said no. She said no.
01:04:18 - Why can't we talk?
01:04:20 I know time is up.
01:04:21 - We can't stay two more minutes?
01:04:24 THERAPIST:
01:04:25 Thanks.
01:04:27 KELLY:
01:04:29 Let's go.
01:04:34 [PHONE RINGING]
01:04:49 [PHONE CONTINUES RINGING]
01:05:04 [PHONE STOPS RINGING]
01:05:09 Thank you.
01:05:29 CARL [ON PHONE]:
01:05:31 and they say that they're gonna try
01:05:34 They'll get back to us in 10 or 15.
01:05:35 [BEEP]
01:05:37 CARL: Nobody seems to know where
01:05:40 [BEEP]
01:05:41 CARL: I tried Bruce's office and he told
01:05:44 . so I don't where should I go?
01:05:46 [BEEP]
01:05:47 CARL: Ben, Sidney Voss just called.
01:05:50 Not his office. He's
01:05:52 BEN: You know how important
01:05:55 I got alimony, I got child support,
01:05:59 I'm fucking drowning. I gotta find.
01:06:13 - You talk to Bruce?
01:06:17 - I've got to know.
01:06:20 - I'm trying to relax.
01:06:22 - You should have one.
01:06:25 The feet are connected to the soul.
01:06:27 I gotta know. I gotta know.
01:06:30 I'll be done in 5, 10 minutes.
01:06:33 You should have one.
01:06:35 - Five minutes.
01:06:44 DICK:
01:06:48 BEN: No, no, no. I'm waiting for him.
01:06:51 I'm just
01:06:52 [GIRLS SPEAKING IN
01:06:59 DICK:
01:07:09 [PHONE RINGING]
01:07:16 Excuse me.
01:07:19 - Yeah.
01:07:21 Come on. What's happening? Did
01:07:24 - Tell him the consequence if he didn't?
01:07:27 What'd he say?
01:07:28 He told me that he hopes
01:07:31 and die a slow, withering death.
01:07:33 BEN: He's a beauty.
01:07:36 - He said, "You gutless little turd."
01:07:41 [LAUGHS]
01:07:42 "You're fired."
01:07:43 Oh, wow, terrible, terrible. I mean
01:07:46 - My biggest client.
01:07:48 My biggest paying client,
01:07:53 - . hang up the phone.
01:07:56 Man, you are strong. I don't know
01:07:59 He add anything else about the movie?
01:08:03 Can't you let this moment
01:08:05 Yeah, okay, it's about you. Right.
01:08:09 My moment. Not yours, mine.
01:08:15 I lost him, I lost my biggest fucking
01:08:20 - He hangs up. The man responsible
01:08:24 I'll be right back.
01:08:25 DICK: I am not where you going?
01:08:29 - Where you going? Where you going?
01:08:32 I'm gonna just go outside
01:08:35 DICK:
01:09:02 DICK [ON PHONE]:
01:09:03 I thought I saw something.
01:09:18 MAN: It's just business, business,
01:09:30 [PLAYING ORGAN]
01:10:11 Hi, Zoe. What are you doing here?
01:10:14 Oh, God.
01:10:16 Terrible, terrible thing.
01:10:19 Yeah, it's the worst.
01:10:20 I didn't know you knew him.
01:10:25 - You knew him?
01:10:29 How?
01:10:30 Well, it's really not the time.
01:10:41 Is that tie Jack's?
01:10:45 For God's sakes, it's 10:00 in the
01:10:53 - Ben All right.
01:10:55 Something important to talk about.
01:10:57 Why not.? No, let's do it now.
01:11:01 - No, no, no.
01:11:04 We'll do it after the service.
01:11:08 I mean, when did you and Jack
01:11:14 Does that matter now?
01:11:16 Honey, I know, I know.
01:11:23 Really, what's the difference?
01:11:28 It makes a big difference.
01:11:32 I'm sorry. That was harsh, but.
01:11:38 I mean, I don't know, an agent?
01:11:42 He was wonderful.
01:11:44 He taught me so much about me.
01:11:48 He took drugs.
01:11:55 He touched me.
01:11:58 Where?
01:12:03 Everywhere.
01:12:06 You're a kid.
01:12:08 MAN 1:
01:12:09 [MAN SPEAKING SPANISH]
01:12:12 Nice crowd.
01:12:15 Believe me, most of Colombia
01:12:17 MAN 1: If I only had one-tenth
01:12:21 Where did he find them?
01:12:26 - So young.
01:12:31 RABBI: Few people knew and truly
01:12:46 Morning.
01:12:47 Oh, my God. He looks even thicker
01:12:52 BRUCE:
01:12:58 Jack Gregory Levine McDonagh.
01:13:04 Not just an agent.
01:13:07 I see so many people out here.
01:13:10 that I'd rather be eulogizing today
01:13:14 [CROWD LAUGHS]
01:13:19 When a life gets cut short
01:13:23 But when it had the promise
01:13:26 in an industry that, let's face it.
01:13:30 is often known for mercilessly
01:13:36 But Jack transcended
01:13:39 I have never seen so many agents
01:13:43 attend a funeral for one of
01:13:49 My first reaction was to assume
01:13:51 that most of you were here
01:13:53 while they were still
01:13:56 rather than pay your respects.
01:14:00 [WHISPERING] You know that stuff
01:14:04 - You know.?
01:14:06 If I could have one.
01:14:07 But I see true respect and love here.
01:14:13 Everybody knows
01:14:16 Hunter S. Thompson
01:14:19 "Bruce, my boy, the movie business
01:14:24 where thieves and pimps run free
01:14:31 And then he added,
01:14:35 [CROWD LAUGHS]
01:14:37 Tomorrow at 4,
01:14:39 or the whole picture goes down.
01:14:42 BRUCE:
01:14:44 The turnout at that funeral
01:14:48 And Billy Wilder was asked:
01:14:50 "Why did so many people show up
01:14:53 And Mr. Wilder said,
01:14:58 'Give the audience what they want
01:15:03 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
01:15:17 Hey, Ben. Ben.
01:15:20 - Hey.
01:15:22 - I think if we talk, you know, terms
01:15:25 - Oh, are we negotiating?
01:15:28 You wanna negotiate?
01:15:30 Later. You wanna talk about
01:15:36 - No. What are? What do you mean?
01:15:38 You sleep in my ex-fucking-bed
01:15:42 in my ex-fucking house,
01:15:45 - No, no, no!
01:15:47 What's wrong with you,
01:15:54 All you'll be able to do is write
01:15:58 Tampon jingles, you fucking hack.
01:16:02 [SCOTT SCREAMING]
01:16:05 - Are you all right?
01:16:10 - For a minute I thought you were
01:16:14 Nothing.
01:16:16 Anyway, so remember
01:16:20 There's a star attached now.
01:16:22 and frankly, I would much rather
01:16:25 No, no. Who do you think I am?
01:16:27 I don't understand. You wanna throw
01:16:31 Well, my agent thought
01:16:33 You're the guy who could get money
01:16:37 - Frankly, I agree.
01:16:39 - Why?
01:16:44 There's a couple of things that
01:16:47 - Sure. Like what?
01:16:51 You've been divorced.
01:16:53 - . for a year and a half.
01:16:55 You almost married somebody else
01:16:57 So what? It's not right.
01:17:00 It's wrong. I mean, Scott,
01:17:02 What difference does that make?
01:17:06 Not happy.
01:17:08 Is this a feeling
01:17:14 - I'm gonna have to think about this.
01:17:22 By the way, who's the actor
01:17:25 - Brad Pitt.
01:17:27 SCOTT: Hundred percent.
01:17:30 SCOTT:
01:17:33 I already have a couple of thoughts.
01:17:35 - Oh, yeah?
01:17:39 RABBI: Ladies and gentlemen, one last
01:17:43 I wanna invite all of you
01:17:45 to come forward and to lay
01:17:49 That every one of us
01:17:52 And after that, we'll sing,
01:17:55 BRUCE:
01:17:58 It couldn't be helped.
01:18:00 Look, I'm certain we're both making
01:18:05 I told you. Answer's no.
01:18:08 "No" means the picture
01:18:10 That's not good for you or me.
01:18:13 BRUCE:
01:18:15 Look.
01:18:17 You're just a producer.
01:18:19 You're just the fucking mayonnaise
01:18:23 They're gonna crush your nuts.
01:18:26 Yeah, I don't think
01:18:31 - We'll see.
01:18:35 I'd hate to have to fucking
01:18:38 [SINGING IN HEBREW]
01:18:44 [SOBBING]
01:19:26 [DICK GRUNTING]
01:19:28 MAN:
01:19:32 SCOTT:
01:19:33 MAN 2: Come on. Lift up.
01:19:38 MAN 2:
01:19:40 SCOTT: Dick, come on.
01:19:42 - Dick. Dick.
01:19:47 Come here.
01:19:50 [DICK GRUNTING]
01:19:58 [CHATTERING]
01:20:09 CAL: Here's what happened. He went
01:20:13 BEN: What did he look like?
01:20:15 He had a hat, sunglasses
01:20:18 That Makeup guy and his assistant
01:20:22 - Door's locked.
01:20:24 Said he didn't notice.
01:20:26 I ran into him yesterday
01:20:28 Well?
01:20:29 Not good.
01:20:32 [BELL RINGING]
01:20:35 MAN 1: All right.
01:20:38 Sid has asked me to come out
01:20:41 But he's adamant, if the status is quo,
01:20:44 Let's be patient.
01:20:46 We're gonna be ready in 10.
01:20:48 MAN 3: Allison, let's make sure
01:20:51 - "If the status is quo"?
01:20:54 God.
01:20:59 MAN:
01:21:08 He'll be out in a minute.
01:21:10 Huh?
01:21:12 Two.
01:21:14 We're almost there.
01:21:22 I'm betting beard.
01:21:24 What kind of remark is that?
01:21:28 Make a note:
01:21:49 They say, you know, we're measured
01:21:52 Okay, you're gonna have to stop it,
01:21:56 CAL:
01:21:59 Why not, what the hell?
01:22:12 Okay, that's it, here we are!
01:22:16 Fuck.
01:22:34 Come on!
01:22:42 [ALL GROANING]
01:22:57 Hey, how about we get this fucker
01:23:02 [CREW CHEERING]
01:23:25 [THUNDER RUMBLING]
01:24:13 [CHATTERING]
01:24:22 JOHNNY:
01:24:30 [JEREMY SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
01:24:32 Ben, Ben, I'd like to introduce
01:24:35 They're kind of young.
01:24:36 Not really, 16 and 16 is 32.
01:24:39 Aba knows numbers.
01:24:44 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
01:24:47 [BARKS]
01:24:49 Hey, how are you?
01:24:52 BEN:
01:24:54 - So long as we kept our edge.
01:24:58 BEN:
01:25:05 JEREMY: I'm certainly optimistic.
01:25:10 Yeah, no.
01:25:13 You haven't seen his cut?
01:25:15 - No.
01:25:18 - It's finally there.
01:25:20 - It's been a long hard one, but
01:25:22 No, but you guys
01:25:25 Well, thank you.
01:25:27 [MC SPEAKING IN FRENCH ON PA]
01:25:29 MC:
01:25:33 Thank you.
01:25:38 [MC SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
01:26:09 [SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
01:27:29 They like him.
01:27:30 They do.
01:27:32 There's a seat on the jet
01:27:35 Wheels up, 2 a.m. sharp.
01:27:37 - I'll get you the tail number, the details.
01:27:43 - Nice job.
01:27:47 [INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING
01:27:56 [FOOTSTEPS IN FILM]
01:28:07 [CROWD LAUGHING]
01:28:20 [TIRES SCREECH IN FILM]
01:28:23 [INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING
01:28:37 [GUNSHOT]
01:28:51 [SNIFFLES]
01:28:58 [BARKING]
01:29:04 SEAN: Father, forgive them,
01:29:09 [BARKING]
01:29:12 No!
01:29:14 [CROWD GASPING]
01:29:22 [GUNSHOT]
01:29:26 [WOMAN SPEAKING FRENCH]
01:29:28 [GUNSHOT]
01:29:57 [CROWD GASPING]
01:30:09 [GUNSHOT]
01:30:24 MAN 1:
01:30:28 [CROWD BOOING]
01:30:33 MAN 2:
01:30:36 [CROWD CHEERING]
01:30:47 [CAMERAS CLICKING]
01:31:13 [BARKS]
01:31:19 ABA:
01:31:27 You know, Lou...
01:31:30 I gotta say
01:31:34 And I've given this
01:31:37 LOU: You've given it a thought.
01:31:39 After seeing the movie tonight
01:31:41 - . it really kind of grew on me.
01:31:44 - And you know what?
01:31:48 I think the ending
01:31:53 Lot of courage.
01:31:56 That's good to know.
01:32:11 [DRIVER SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
01:32:14 Excuse me?
01:32:17 DRIVER:
01:32:19 Yes.
01:32:25 [PHONE RINGS]
01:32:31 - Hello.
01:32:34 - Hello.
01:32:36 - Ben?
01:32:37 Hi. Hi.
01:32:40 You know the big sofa chair? It just
01:32:45 and when I sat in it,
01:32:48 So I thought I'd call and see how
01:32:55 Oh, yeah. Yeah. It was okay.
01:32:59 - So the chair came back?
01:33:03 What sort of fabric?
01:33:05 It's a beautiful
01:33:12 Bright red.
01:33:14 You know, I always thought
01:33:18 I felt like a change.
01:33:21 - Passport.
01:33:23 Okay. Yeah, hi.
01:33:26 Just hold on a second.
01:33:29 It's 2112F. Two-one-one-two F.
01:33:33 [SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
01:33:38 [GUARD SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
01:33:41 What's he saying?
01:33:44 He says the plane already gone.
01:33:47 No, it can't be gone
01:33:50 DRIVER: But
01:33:55 Ben, Ben, Ben.
01:33:57 [BOTH SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
01:33:59 BEN: No, no, I can't.
01:34:08 Whoa! Whoa!
01:34:10 Lou. Lou, it's me. Lou, Lou. Wait.
01:34:15 [JET ENGINE ROARING
01:34:18 Hey, hey. Lou.
01:34:24 Hey, hey, hey.
01:34:41 Hello, hello, hello.
01:34:46 - Hello, Kelly?
01:34:48 Oh, yeah, there's a lot of congestion
01:34:51 - You know, a lot of traffic.
01:34:53 Yeah. Yeah, you know, I think that
01:34:58 I heard about this French bistro
01:35:00 I thought, you know,
01:35:04 Life's not bad.
01:35:09 Well, I'm jealous.
01:35:12 - So the chair came back?
01:35:18 Yeah, but red, honey,
01:35:21 I like it. It's really pretty.
01:35:25 No, I just well, all right.
01:35:28 I know that now, I know that.
01:35:29 You actually said,
01:35:34 That's amazing.
01:35:40 So I'll let you go.
01:35:44 Okay. I'll see you when I see you.
01:35:49 Okay. Okay, I'll call you
01:35:53 Bonjour.
01:36:09 BEN: Remember
01:36:16 Hey, Todd.
01:36:17 I saw that thing on the Internet
01:36:21 - Hey, hang in there.
01:36:24 Went like gangbusters.
01:36:26 Over on the wall
01:36:28 which indicate where
01:36:31 BEN: I was promised
01:36:34 ...the O and the W, where Stuart is.
01:36:36 But once word leaked out
01:36:39 I was sent way over by the P.
01:36:41 Inches away from being
01:36:44 WOMAN: Actually, Ben, the P.
01:36:48 Right. The other way. Yeah. No, left.
01:36:51 My left, your right.
01:36:54 If you go right on the other side. That's
01:36:58 Right. If you'd switch with Todd.
01:37:00 Little farther. Little bit more.
01:37:06 You're near the P.
01:37:10 Great. Yeah, that's right.
01:37:13 On the other side. Yeah.
01:38:56 MAN:
01:40:17 MAN: This is Fiercely,
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