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00:01:00	[Woman] Do you know
00:01:04	A man's man
00:01:07	The kind of man other men
00:01:14	A man's man
00:01:16	[Chuckles] just doesn 't get
00:01:20	Nick, my ex-husband,
00:01:25	I probably never
00:01:27	I don't think he understood
00:01:29	So, this is Nick Marshall's office.
00:01:33	Don't worry.
00:01:35	He'll send you on more errands than
00:01:38	'cause he can't do
00:01:40	He's the least politically
00:01:44	He's the king of all
00:01:46	You want babes in bikinis ?
00:01:48	My dad ? How can I
00:01:52	He's always been...
00:01:55	Yeah, Uncle Dad.
00:01:57	Although,
00:02:01	Completely irresistible
00:02:04	which feeds into
00:02:08	You know about
00:02:11	Because once you understand
00:02:14	you understand Nick.
00:02:20	[Woman] Nick was actually
00:02:24	Nick's mother was a real,
00:02:30	When otherboys were outside
00:02:34	Nick was backstage
00:02:39	He was their mascot,
00:02:43	They couldn 't get enough
00:02:47	- Bang ! Bang !
00:02:51	lf you ask me, I'd say Nick's
00:02:54	for every woman
00:02:56	She had a lot of sugardaddies
00:03:00	but only one true love--
00:03:02	the boy
00:03:07	17, 18, 19, 20.
00:03:09	And since Nick
00:03:11	his mom made sure he was always
00:03:16	- Come here, huh ?
00:03:18	- Men her boy could look up to.
00:03:22	Keep countin', kid.
00:03:24	There was nothing normal about
00:03:28	So, what can you expect ?
00:03:31	You don't have to be Freud
00:03:33	this was one cockeyed way
00:03:58	[ Groaning ]
00:04:09	Oh !
00:04:13	Don't you ever knock ?
00:04:15	It's almost 10:00. You gotta go
00:04:18	And don't forget - Another one
00:04:21	Don't you know any women
00:04:24	- Toss me my lighter, babe ?
00:04:26	What am I,
00:04:29	I don't have time
00:04:31	so please do not start
00:04:33	And for the record, l don't like
00:04:37	What kind of woman
00:04:39	Hey, my mother wore
00:04:41	Just put them somewhere,
00:04:44	Well, ''babe'' is gonna put it
00:04:47	- So, your mother should excuse me.
00:04:49	Did you ever consider dating
00:04:51	The kind that covers the entire
00:04:54	- No. But if I do, should I call ?
00:04:58	I'm gonna go clean
00:05:01	You couldn't toast me
00:05:03	Light cream cheese, tomatoes.
00:05:06	Please! Come on.
00:05:08	Okay. Allright. But only because
00:05:12	Okay, you got it, babe.
00:05:21	Mr. Marshall,
00:05:23	- I'm fit as a dancing bear.
00:05:25	- [ Whistles ]
00:05:28	- You have an excellent day, sir.
00:05:35	At ease.
00:05:52	- [ Gasps ]
00:05:54	I absolutely
00:05:56	- Here. Let me get that for you.
00:05:58	No, I'm mortified.
00:06:01	- Thank you.
00:06:03	[ Grunts ]
00:06:05	- [ Giggles ] Thank you.
00:06:07	Halfcup, grande, nonfat,
00:06:09	''Halfcaff,'' grande, nonfat,
00:06:13	- So, when do you find out ?
00:06:15	Unless I didn't get it, and then
00:06:20	I'm sure I didn't get it. They were
00:06:22	I overheard the director
00:06:25	I'm an actress.
00:06:28	- Is that true, can you ?
00:06:30	Otherwise, I'm stuck playing ditsy
00:06:33	Thank you.
00:06:36	Oh ! Hi, Nick. Hi.
00:06:41	Oh, Lola, my love. When are you
00:06:44	Nick, I don't know why you don't
00:06:46	Trust me on this one. Cappuccino,
00:06:50	Grande. Or at least
00:06:53	- Next.
00:06:55	I'm getting some really
00:06:57	At least come out with me.
00:07:00	Memo to you:
00:07:03	Hi. What can I get you ?
00:07:05	- Hi. I'll take--
00:07:07	Sorry. This will
00:07:09	Because, Lola,
00:07:12	Yes, I'm gonna give you the word
00:07:15	Or at least I'm trying to be one.
00:07:19	So, you know, it would be
00:07:22	to stop asking me out !
00:07:25	Honey, you seem
00:07:27	I am stressed.
00:07:30	So, let's not talk
00:07:32	Why don't I meet you here,
00:07:34	- Okay, that would be good.
00:07:36	It's a date.
00:07:39	Sir,
00:07:42	I know.
00:07:46	[Woman]
00:07:48	- Good morning, Mr. Marshall.
00:07:50	- What's the dirt ?
00:07:52	- Hey, Norm ! You winning ?
00:07:54	I heard Miller's shopping around,
00:07:57	Miller Lite. I know.
00:07:59	Also, I heard Darcy McGuire left
00:08:02	-You're kidding. Left or was fired ?
00:08:04	Everyone there
00:08:06	Well, so much for
00:08:09	So, that girl we met
00:08:12	nothing happened after
00:08:14	It did ?
00:08:16	But she said she had to
00:08:18	I had her in bed by 11:00.
00:08:21	You - You're like a genius,
00:08:23	What can I tell you, buddy ? I'm
00:08:27	Not only is my ex-wife remarrying--
00:08:31	but Wanamaker called me himself,
00:08:34	- Called twice to confirm.
00:08:36	It's not gonna be as easy to suck up
00:08:40	Not to worry. I'll make us a lunch
00:08:44	Don't count your chickens,
00:08:47	Pick you up.
00:08:49	Can I borrow this ?
00:08:57	- Hey, Dina.
00:08:59	Do you know the difference
00:09:01	- What is it ?
00:09:04	- [ Laughing ]
00:09:06	I wouldn't do that if I were you.
00:09:10	- Oh, Mr. Marshall, hi.
00:09:12	I put the storyboards on your desk.
00:09:15	Got your glasses fixed.
00:09:17	This morning's staff meeting
00:09:19	And I got your cigarettes.
00:09:21	This morning's staff meeting
00:09:23	- That's what I was told.
00:09:26	Good morning, girls.
00:09:30	Good afternoon, sire.
00:09:32	Hey, anybody know why
00:09:35	Nobody called us.
00:09:37	Oh, but Mr. Wanamaker wants
00:09:40	which I told his office
00:09:44	- I know.
00:09:46	You know you're being promoted.
00:09:49	- Thank you.
00:09:51	- Very distinguished.
00:09:53	You able to handle yourselves
00:09:57	Are you kidding ?
00:09:59	Now, get up there already,
00:10:02	- Don't wait up.
00:10:05	- He's so adorable.
00:10:10	Boy.
00:10:14	Sorry, buddy. I was in the board
00:10:17	- Have you been here long ?
00:10:19	Jess, can I get a cup of decaf
00:10:22	And see if we got any Echinacea.
00:10:25	I got something on my tie.
00:10:29	I saw the mock-ups you did for
00:10:33	Oh, that's my job, Dan.
00:10:36	So, you know l'm not great
00:10:38	especially when I haven't
00:10:41	So, I'll do my best. I've been
00:10:45	Let me tell you something,
00:10:47	As a matter of fact,
00:10:50	The '80s
00:10:52	They were all about
00:10:55	I felt like
00:10:57	And then in the '90s, men stopped
00:11:01	and we lost our compass.
00:11:03	Women between 16 and 24 are
00:11:08	Girls who were born in the mid-'80s
00:11:13	Sorry. No Echinacea.
00:11:16	- Hey.
00:11:18	Red. No, no, lavender.
00:11:21	Lavender's good. While we've been
00:11:25	with the Swedish bikini team,
00:11:28	We were the agency in town
00:11:31	Now we're struggling
00:11:34	lf we don't evolve and think
00:11:37	we're gonna go down.
00:11:40	''Think beyond our natural -''
00:11:44	What do you know
00:11:46	Oh, hey, l heard on the whisper
00:11:49	I never met the woman, but
00:11:52	She won that Cleo last year we
00:11:55	Oh, yeah, right.
00:11:58	Yeah, I wish I had. Oh, boy, I hear
00:12:04	- That's very funny.
00:12:08	[ Stammers ]
00:12:12	To do what ?
00:12:16	You know I love you, Nick,
00:12:19	Getting into a women's psyche
00:12:23	You can get into their pants
00:12:25	but their psyche
00:12:27	You hired Darcy McGuire
00:12:31	She hasn't done it on her own yet,
00:12:35	And she's smart, Nick.
00:12:38	You made her creative director,
00:12:42	Sorry. This isn't easy, but I got
00:12:46	She's coming in this afternoon.
00:12:49	- Come on. Roll with this.
00:12:51	Work with her because she's got what
00:12:55	She's got what you need,
00:12:58	You know how we can
00:13:05	He's coming. He's coming.
00:13:08	[ Women Scream ]
00:13:10	Not so fast, girls.
00:13:14	We'll break it out soon.
00:13:18	We're not moving
00:13:20	Not today.
00:13:24	- Oh.
00:13:27	Gigi, your ex is here.
00:13:37	Honey, you look like...
00:13:41	Thank you.
00:13:44	- May I kiss the bride ?
00:13:48	- Nick.
00:13:50	Congratulations, Ted.
00:13:54	Well, thanks.
00:13:56	So, you're going on a cruise.
00:13:59	Well, actually, the cruise
00:14:01	Alexandra has an itinerary,
00:14:03	to your office yesterday,
00:14:05	Ted's office has one,
00:14:08	-In case I've fallen off the planet?
00:14:11	[ Chuckles ]
00:14:14	Hey, here she is. Pretty in pink.
00:14:18	- Yeah, how you gonna handle it ?
00:14:21	You can take care of your old man.
00:14:25	- Yeah, that'll be happening.
00:14:28	- Mom !
00:14:31	You have a boyfriend ?
00:14:34	Am I ?
00:14:36	[ Chuckles ]
00:14:40	Look, I wanna meet Cameron.
00:14:42	- Okay if I meet Dad at his place ?
00:14:44	- Yeah, well, I -
00:14:46	8:00. 9:00, maybe ?
00:14:49	- 7:30.
00:14:51	- Bye, Mom.
00:14:54	I'm gonna miss you too.
00:14:57	- Bye, pumpkin.
00:15:00	- Nick.
00:15:02	Later.
00:15:06	Yeah, 7:30's fine.
00:15:10	And the name's Dad.
00:15:21	- Here you go.
00:15:25	-Hey, I heard. I can't believe this.
00:15:28	Don't worry.
00:15:30	Yeah.
00:15:32	[ Laughing ] Everyone, everyone,
00:15:37	- Oh, jeez.
00:15:39	- My goodness. Everybody showed up.
00:15:43	- Nice to see you. Hi !
00:15:46	- God, what a small world.
00:15:49	I'm so glad to meet you.
00:15:55	Hello. I'm Darcy.
00:15:58	Hi. I'm Nick Marshall.
00:16:00	Oh, I've heard
00:16:03	-I've heard a lot about you too.
00:16:06	[ Chuckling ]
00:16:09	Hey.
00:16:11	Hey, standing room only.
00:16:15	I'm very, very excited for you all
00:16:18	-[Applause]
00:16:21	as a leader in the field
00:16:23	At B.B.D. & O., Darcy led
00:16:26	that snagged $500 million
00:16:29	And that was
00:16:31	At Sloane-Curtis, we've prided
00:16:35	Now it's time for us to step up
00:16:40	in the marketplace.
00:16:42	And l'm thrilled that Darcy
00:16:44	join our team and lead us
00:16:47	- [ Chuckles ]
00:16:50	Thank you, Dan.
00:16:52	And thank you all
00:16:54	Let me start off by saying
00:16:56	I am absolutely
00:16:59	When I first started
00:17:02	to work at Sloane-Curtis.
00:17:04	I even believe I applied
00:17:06	- Somebody call personnel.
00:17:10	But it was B.B.D. & O.
00:17:13	And what I learned there
00:17:16	was a direct result of the team
00:17:19	I know that two heads
00:17:22	I know that five heads
00:17:24	And I know that if we put our heads
00:17:28	we will deliver,
00:17:30	Now, I love challenges.
00:17:33	I look forward to sitting at this
00:17:36	until what I fear will be
00:17:40	I want the work we do
00:17:44	- How we think, what we feel.
00:17:48	[ Coughs ]
00:17:51	So, as our friends in Hollywood say,
00:17:55	How are we gonna turn
00:18:00	When Sears decided to go
00:18:03	and said, ''Come see
00:18:05	their revenues
00:18:07	Thirty percent.
00:18:10	Female-driven advertising
00:18:15	And Sloane-Curtis' share
00:18:20	Zero.
00:18:21	If you want to sell
00:18:24	or a Ford Mustang
00:18:27	but this is the last place
00:18:29	And we can't afford to not have
00:18:33	So, I have put together
00:18:37	Nobody panic.
00:18:40	Every product in this box
00:18:44	right now, and they're
00:18:46	l'm pretty sure all the women here
00:18:50	so for the men let's just
00:18:53	- [ Cracking Knuckles ]
00:19:00	Thank you.
00:19:02	Each kit contains
00:19:05	mascara,
00:19:08	bath beads,
00:19:10	an at-home waxing kit,
00:19:15	- a pregnancy test, hair volumizer,
00:19:19	pore cleansing strips,
00:19:21	control-top pantyhose
00:19:25	Now I want everybody
00:19:28	for one product, for two,
00:19:31	We'll get together tomorrow,
00:19:34	How's 8:30 for everybody ?
00:19:37	Great. See you at 8.:30
00:19:44	A nightmare.
00:19:46	Read my lips -
00:19:49	night-mare.
00:19:52	- [ Crowd Cheering ]
00:19:54	That's another 500 bucks.
00:19:58	- [Switching Channels]
00:20:01	A game of chess...
00:20:05	''Adversary'' ?
00:20:10	Vinaigrette
00:20:13	- ...women's political caucus.
00:20:20	[ Impersonating Sean Connery ]
00:20:22	I'd steal her buns
00:20:26	Here it comes.
00:20:29	Now let's check in
00:20:32	[ Grumbles ]
00:20:34	There's way too much estrogen
00:20:41	And as we all know,
00:20:44	[ Grunts ]
00:20:47	Oh, I need some Frank.
00:20:54	Help me, buddy.
00:21:04	[ Frank Sinatra ]
00:21:10	[ Singing Along ]
00:22:16	- Don't panic.
00:22:19	This is supposed to be fun.
00:22:21	- Okay. Okay, I can do this.
00:22:24	I'm a professional.
00:22:28	Lipstick. All right.
00:22:30	Lipstick on a guy's collar ?
00:22:34	Lipstick on a guy's collar
00:22:36	No, that's even worse.
00:22:38	Okay, okay, okay,
00:22:41	All right, I'm a broad.
00:22:45	I see lipstick...
00:22:47	on a dark-haired
00:22:50	standing under a waterfall,
00:22:54	Water cascading
00:22:57	I'm a lesbian.
00:23:00	[ Scoffs ]
00:23:03	I wonder. I wonder.
00:23:06	Oh, Alex, thank you.
00:23:11	Ah, jackpot !
00:23:15	Oh, she's hot.
00:23:37	- You go, girl.
00:23:39	[ Singing Along ]
00:23:49	- Looks like big dandruff.
00:23:52	Smooth, yeah, smooth.
00:23:55	Wow, mascara.
00:23:59	[ Mumbles ]
00:24:01	[ Sighs ]
00:24:04	Ow ! Ow ! Shit, that stings !
00:24:08	Okay, fine. Well, I need
00:24:12	[ Exhales Deeply ]
00:24:14	[ Gargles ]
00:24:18	[ Burps ]
00:24:20	[ Sighs ]
00:24:23	for the piece de resistance,
00:24:26	We have the right leg.
00:24:29	And the hot, hot wax.
00:24:34	Here we go.
00:24:37	Jeez ! Ooh, that's hot.
00:24:39	Okay, test of manhood.
00:24:42	Okay, we passed.
00:24:44	And next... we immediately apply
00:24:49	over the waxed... area.
00:24:52	Straight ahead.
00:24:54	Yes.
00:24:56	Yeah... it feels
00:24:59	I don't know why women complain
00:25:02	''In one smooth motion,
00:25:05	in the opposite direction
00:25:07	No, no,
00:25:09	One, two, three.
00:25:13	[ Gasping ]
00:25:16	[ Scoffiing ]
00:25:21	[Light Clangs]
00:25:24	Women are insane.
00:25:28	I don't know. Why would
00:25:38	Ah, yes,
00:25:40	Wax it off
00:25:42	Yeah. Ally-oop !
00:25:48	Oh, shit !
00:25:52	One down, two to go.
00:26:00	[ Grunting ]
00:26:03	Okay. Okay.
00:26:11	Okay.
00:26:15	[ Clears Throat ]
00:26:17	Oh.
00:26:21	Honey, you just lost
00:26:24	[ Chuckles ]
00:26:27	Oh.
00:26:30	- [ Gasps ]
00:26:33	- Hi !
00:26:35	Exfoliating ?
00:26:37	- Yo.
00:26:40	Cameron, my boyfriend.
00:26:42	- Her father.
00:26:46	Yeah, I'm just doing a new
00:26:50	- Get into the female psyche--
00:26:52	Yeah.
00:26:54	I should probably
00:26:57	- No, you don't have to.
00:27:00	- Bye.
00:27:04	- I'll call you.
00:27:06	Nice meeting you, eh ?
00:27:08	Yeah.
00:27:12	- Excuse me. Did you kiss that guy ?
00:27:14	- Your zipper thing. You're kissing?
00:27:18	I needed some music.
00:27:20	What are you, allergic to listening?
00:27:24	If I'm stuck staying here, then
00:27:28	I don't want you to just
00:27:31	- I don't listen to you ?
00:27:33	- Yeah.
00:27:35	What's my boyfriend's name ?
00:27:37	Uh, it's--
00:27:39	- Good night.
00:27:42	Dustin is his name.
00:27:44	Right ? No.
00:27:48	C-Carson.
00:27:51	Carmen. Carmine !
00:27:53	- [DoorLocks]
00:27:59	I can't remember a guy's name, they
00:28:03	[ Sighs ]
00:28:10	What do women want ?
00:28:13	I know it has three syllables.
00:28:17	[ Hair Dryer Whirs ]
00:28:19	Cameron.
00:28:30	Whoa !
00:28:43	[ Panting ]
00:28:51	Oh, Jesus.
00:28:55	Ninety percent
00:29:21	[Sirens Wailing]
00:29:31	Oh, what the hell
00:29:36	I hope he's not dead.
00:29:39	[ Groans ]
00:29:43	[ Groans ]
00:29:46	Are you sure ?
00:29:49	[ Shudders ]
00:29:54	[ Groaning ]
00:30:12	Cleaner pores.
00:30:16	Very weird headache.
00:30:19	Now I gotta clean up bras
00:30:22	The man doesn't pay me enough
00:30:25	Oh, Jesus,
00:30:27	Now he's a cross-dresser ?
00:30:29	I was just experimenting with a few
00:30:35	- Did I say anything ?
00:30:39	To sleep till 8:00. He'd fire
00:30:43	Whew, are we
00:30:46	Same as every other day.
00:30:50	Honey, make me a little bagel
00:30:53	You know I can't think
00:30:56	For your information,
00:30:59	Who said you were ?
00:31:03	- Mr. Marshall.
00:31:05	Let me get you
00:31:07	Sure.
00:31:09	- [ Whistles ]
00:31:12	[ Thinking ]
00:31:14	What did you say ?
00:31:16	Me ? Nothing.
00:31:19	- You sure ?
00:31:23	[ Growls To Herself]
00:31:27	You know what ?
00:31:29	- I could use a little fresh air.
00:31:32	with your fine ass
00:31:36	Whew ! I could just
00:31:39	- [ Horn Honking ]
00:31:42	- You okay, sir ?
00:31:50	Did I turn the coffee maker off?l
00:31:54	l can't remember. I saw the light,
00:31:59	-What ? What ?
00:32:02	- Does it ?
00:32:06	- Hmm ?
00:32:08	Two slices of toast, 150 calories,
00:32:11	Estrogen is good for the heart
00:32:15	- What ?
00:32:18	- Get him to listen to what I say.
00:32:21	[ Gasps ]
00:32:24	[ All Thinking At Once ]
00:32:32	- [ Elevator Bell Dings ]
00:32:34	[ Screams ]
00:32:36	Oh, God,
00:32:39	Too bad he missed.
00:32:45	- [ Beeping ]
00:32:52	- Good morning.
00:32:54	Don't look up. He'll make me
00:32:58	He's such a schmuck.
00:33:01	She thinks I'm a schmuck ?
00:33:07	Whoa, lighten up
00:33:15	Oh, what ? Oh, yeah,
00:33:19	Jeez.
00:33:21	- Hi, Mr. Marshall.
00:33:23	What ? I was going to tell you
00:33:26	And I went out last night and
00:33:29	Here's
00:33:33	Thankyou.
00:33:35	- You okay ?
00:33:38	Do you realize that I have
00:33:41	and that running your stupid
00:33:43	Take me seriously and give me
00:33:46	Oh, yeah, I remember why.
00:33:49	- Aah !
00:33:54	Oh, good, you're on time.
00:33:56	- Morning.
00:34:00	You know, I think
00:34:02	- It looks thicker, doesn't it ?
00:34:04	- Oh, oh, okay.
00:34:07	- New cologne ?
00:34:14	Th-That's it ?
00:34:18	- What do you mean ?
00:34:22	[ Mumbling ]
00:34:24	''Linens, linings,
00:34:26	- [Mumbling]
00:34:29	Uh, Nick ?
00:34:31	What are you doing ?
00:34:33	Can't go. Gotta find a doctor.
00:34:36	- Definitely can't go.
00:34:38	- What's wrong with you ?
00:34:40	Maybe I need,
00:34:43	Under ''E'' for exorcist.
00:34:45	There are no exorcists
00:34:48	Let's pull it together and sell
00:34:53	Sorry to interrupt.
00:34:55	[ Panting ]
00:34:57	By the way, your hair looks
00:34:59	[ Thinking ] And it's okay
00:35:01	because I use the company phone
00:35:04	for an hour.
00:35:07	Tell me you heard that.
00:35:09	Your hair looks really good.
00:35:12	The - The other thing !
00:35:15	I don't think she thinks too much.
00:35:19	I'll have you know she went
00:35:21	- Doubt that.
00:35:24	calling him in Israel,
00:35:26	I didn't hear it
00:35:28	Pull it together. We're gonna
00:35:35	Morgan, in case I, like,
00:35:39	Can we walk ? 'Cause in case
00:35:43	Here's what happened,
00:35:46	I got drunk, and I tried on
00:35:49	- You did not.
00:35:52	nail polish, panty hose,
00:35:54	- You tried on the panty hose ?
00:35:56	Anyway, I was drying my hair,
00:35:58	fell into the bathtub
00:36:00	I blacked out,
00:36:02	I could hear what every woman
00:36:05	- Uh-huh.
00:36:08	The stuff that nobody is
00:36:10	You know what I'm saying ?
00:36:14	Can you ? Good, 'cause that's not
00:36:17	You don't believe me.
00:36:20	-See this attorney coming toward us?
00:36:24	Oh, she thinks
00:36:27	- What ?
00:36:31	It's driving me crazy. Even
00:36:33	So we're on the same page,
00:36:36	You freaked out over losing
00:36:39	But if you tell anybody you can hear
00:36:43	What if I jumped out the window?
00:36:48	Would they notice ? Probably not
00:36:52	That girl with the fruit is funny.
00:36:56	Nick, what girl
00:36:59	- The--
00:37:05	Last one to arrive.
00:37:08	Okay, you're a star.
00:37:10	She thinks I'm late because I want
00:37:13	- What is she talking about ?
00:37:16	Ooh, I can't believe
00:37:19	Feels like
00:37:24	Okay, so let's see
00:37:26	[Thinking]
00:37:29	Everyone's avoiding me,
00:37:34	Unbelievable. The only one
00:37:38	At least he's looking at my eyes
00:37:41	- Nick, what did you come up with ?
00:37:44	What did I come up with ?
00:37:46	He's so wired.
00:37:49	Mostly...
00:37:51	I thought about
00:37:54	never having worn
00:37:58	I tried to imagine what I'd want
00:38:01	- Oh, spare me.
00:38:04	You know,
00:38:06	I thought of a Tahitian beauty,
00:38:12	Oy, I'm gonna die here
00:38:15	But, uh, you know, I'm
00:38:19	Anybody interested in an idea
00:38:24	I do know them all
00:38:26	- Oh, what an idiot.
00:38:29	- What a pig.
00:38:32	I should have asked
00:38:36	I spent the night trying to figure
00:38:40	You know what ?
00:38:43	[Giggles]
00:38:45	I take it every time
00:38:48	Works like a charm.
00:38:50	I-I got a great one.
00:38:53	- Do you mind if I interrupt, Dina ?
00:38:55	I hate that
00:39:00	[ Chuckles ]
00:39:02	So, we're in a bedroom,
00:39:05	There's a woman in bed,
00:39:07	Her husband suggestively
00:39:13	''So mild and gentle,
00:39:15	even when you're
00:39:19	[ Laughter ]
00:39:21	Woman turns to her husband and says,
00:39:27	- He's back.
00:39:31	What ? Come on. That doesn't
00:39:36	- No.
00:39:38	- I don't.
00:39:40	Sue Cranston, you've done that,
00:39:45	No, Nick, I haven't.
00:39:49	No, wait, wait, wait.
00:39:52	I mean, you've been married
00:39:55	You've never faked a headache ?
00:40:02	No, Nick, I haven't.
00:40:04	I mean, no, it doesn't,
00:40:08	- [ Thinking ] What an asshole !
00:40:11	What's good is you're looking at
00:40:17	Um, I don't think Advil
00:40:20	and I'm pretty sure every woman
00:40:23	Other than that,
00:40:25	You're on the right track.
00:40:27	Great antenna there, babe.
00:40:46	- [ Screams ]
00:40:49	- What are you doing home early ?
00:40:52	This is hideous. My boyfriend
00:40:55	Don't think anything. The outlook
00:40:59	- The score was four to two.
00:41:01	- Where is it ?
00:41:05	Oh, God !
00:41:08	Okay, look. Everybody
00:41:12	There'll be no chilling.
00:41:15	Come on, man. Relax.
00:41:17	- How old are you ?
00:41:20	Well, she's 1 5.
00:41:22	You know what I'm saying,
00:41:24	Dad ! [ Thinking ] We're going
00:41:27	- You're not going with this punk.
00:41:30	Look, I don't know.
00:41:32	It's not gonna happen
00:41:35	I know what boys want, and he's not
00:41:38	Your daughter ?
00:41:41	- How am I related to this asshole ?
00:41:44	- I want Mom.
00:41:48	- l'm real sorry about this.
00:41:51	That's mine.
00:41:54	Where-- Where are you--
00:41:58	[ Sighs ]
00:42:01	Great day.
00:42:03	[Thunderclap]
00:42:05	Okay, l'm not losing
00:42:09	- I'm already losing my mind.
00:42:12	- This will work. It's gotta work.
00:42:14	-This has gotta work. Shit. Perfect.
00:42:53	- [ Screams ]
00:43:04	[Thunderclap]
00:43:18	Come on !
00:43:23	Turn me into me again !
00:43:29	[ Hair Dryer Whirring ]
00:44:10	Oh, good, I'm not dead.
00:44:13	[ Panting ]
00:44:15	Please, please, please.
00:44:18	- [ Beeping ]
00:44:22	- For what city, please ?
00:44:25	and think of your favorite color
00:44:28	For what city, please ?
00:44:30	[ Sighs ]
00:44:34	Flo ? Hey, Flo !
00:44:37	- Flo ?
00:44:45	I can't believe this.
00:44:48	I need a woman.
00:45:26	-Try this one.
00:45:29	Oh, it's my mother's birthday
00:45:32	You've been a great help.
00:45:34	Do you have a Kleenex back there
00:45:37	I'm sure she'll like it.
00:45:40	- Do I get a free gift with this ?
00:45:44	Thank you.
00:45:52	Stop it. You've got the dress.
00:45:55	- No, I have enough at home.
00:45:59	I have too many lipsticks. I have
00:46:02	- I'll buy it for you.
00:46:06	- I swear to God !
00:46:09	[ Women Thinking
00:46:21	[ Nick Screaming ]
00:46:30	[ Buzzing ]
00:46:32	- Dr., you may not remember me.
00:46:35	I'm Nick Marshall. I came here about
00:46:39	- [ Thinking ] Oh, Christ, not him.
00:46:42	I'm sorry to barge in like this,
00:46:47	I'm afraid to go to work.
00:46:50	I'm-- I'm afraid
00:46:52	Mr. Marshall,
00:46:55	Let me make sure I completely
00:46:57	[ Sighs ]
00:47:03	I hear what women think.
00:47:06	Yeah. You know,
00:47:09	this kind of imaginary
00:47:12	- I'm not imag--
00:47:14	I do, however, have a very good
00:47:17	who specializes in male menopause
00:47:21	She's fabulous. I think what I'll do
00:47:25	and send you overthere.
00:47:27	Why did I answer my door ? I was so
00:47:32	- How much was it going for ?
00:47:36	The lamp on eBay.
00:47:41	Oh, I see. That's good.
00:47:45	- Dr. Skolnick, please.
00:47:49	Go on. Pick a number.
00:47:52	Okay. A number
00:47:54	- A million. Why not ?
00:47:56	All right.
00:47:59	Mm.
00:48:01	644,998-- 99-- 90.
00:48:05	Wanna make a decision here ?
00:48:08	- Oy vay!
00:48:11	- I didn't say anything.
00:48:15	Okay. Okay. Let's say--
00:48:19	- Yeah.
00:48:23	Even though I'm a grown
00:48:27	- 47.
00:48:30	Holy crap !
00:48:33	- That's all right.
00:48:37	- You can hear inside my head.
00:48:39	Why would you want to get rid
00:48:42	Well, for starters,
00:48:45	almost every woman I know
00:48:48	- What I thought when I met you.
00:48:51	Mr. Marshall, you might
00:48:54	but would you mind
00:48:56	- No, no, I understand.
00:49:10	[ Coughs ]
00:49:12	Let's try to look at
00:49:15	You know, Freud died at age 83
00:49:19	''What do women want ?''
00:49:21	Wouldn't it be strange and wonderful
00:49:25	finally able to answer
00:49:28	Listen to me, Nick.
00:49:30	and I think miraculous
00:49:33	My advice is
00:49:36	You know, there isn't
00:49:39	that doesn't wish her man
00:49:41	If men are from Mars and women are
00:49:45	the world can be yours.
00:49:48	I don't know how this
00:49:53	but you may just be
00:49:56	lmagine the possibilities.
00:49:59	lf you know
00:50:02	you can rule.
00:50:12	[ No Audible Dialogue ]
00:50:32	[ Thinking ] Hubba-hubba, here he
00:50:35	And I haven't had sex
00:50:38	Why did I tell him to stop
00:50:41	- Idiot ! Idiot !
00:50:44	Hey, Nick, how's it going ?
00:50:47	Lola, my love.
00:50:51	- About what ?
00:50:54	[ Chuckles ]
00:50:57	Just don't hurt me, Nick.
00:51:02	I know how hard it is
00:51:05	I mean, there's always
00:51:08	well, getting hurt.
00:51:11	- At least that's how I feel inside.
00:51:14	- [ Sighs ] All the time.
00:51:17	Let's just take it slow
00:51:20	Slow is good.
00:51:22	Slow is really good.
00:51:24	- Yeah.
00:51:28	So, you don't think I'm gay ?
00:51:31	- I never said that.
00:51:34	Is it the hair ? The highlights
00:51:36	- Morgan, I have a meeting.
00:51:38	- You never said that.
00:51:43	Okay.
00:51:45	[ Thinking ]
00:51:47	- Morning.
00:51:49	Well, then check your E-mail.
00:51:51	Hi, Annie.
00:51:53	I want to thank you
00:51:55	That's above and beyond.
00:51:58	Uh, can I get you
00:52:01	some water
00:52:03	No, but thank you. If I'm thirsty,
00:52:07	That's right, guys, don't help.
00:52:11	Why don't you step on
00:52:13	- Here you go. How you doing ?
00:52:16	Oh, fine.
00:52:20	- You're welcome, um--
00:52:23	Erin. You be careful,
00:52:25	Yeah, sure.
00:52:28	Heavy.
00:52:32	What do you know ?
00:52:41	Breakfast Tuesday sounds great.
00:52:43	Thanks for the info.
00:52:52	You too.
00:52:56	Set meeting, Nike,
00:53:00	- Hi.
00:53:03	Well, you've been here five minutes.
00:53:05	Oh, yeah. I'm compulsive.
00:53:08	[Thinking] Why do I always
00:53:13	I wonder what he's got
00:53:16	- Great photographs.
00:53:19	They're not all Margaret
00:53:22	Yeah, they are.
00:53:25	Wow. It's
00:53:27	- Thanks. So how's it going ?
00:53:30	You know, I was gonna
00:53:32	It's starting slow.
00:53:35	- I'm evaluating staff, that's hard.
00:53:37	Yeah, right.
00:53:48	Well, you know, I don't
00:53:51	- What I'd like to propose--
00:53:54	- Oh, sorry. Sorry. [ Chuckles ]
00:53:57	- Uh, yes--
00:53:59	- You got another one. Wow !
00:54:02	[ Chuckling ]
00:54:05	I know nothing about the products
00:54:09	but I do believe
00:54:11	once I know
00:54:14	And what I'd really like,
00:54:16	is to go after
00:54:19	I mean, the one
00:54:21	I'll learn what I need to know,
00:54:23	No, actually, I think
00:54:26	That is, unless you're going after
00:54:29	No. It's just that there're several
00:54:32	Oh, yeah ?
00:54:34	To your mind,
00:54:37	Um, Nike--
00:54:40	You heard
00:54:42	I got wind of it.
00:54:44	- Amazing. I heard no one knew.
00:54:47	- I heard no one else knew.
00:54:51	- We're on the same team. Besides,
00:54:53	I heard someone say once
00:54:56	- Oh, you were listening.
00:54:59	Okay,
00:55:02	Nike is shopping,
00:55:04	But if they make a change,
00:55:07	Now, you know this is
00:55:10	It would be a tough one for anybody
00:55:12	- That's all we'd need.
00:55:16	So, what do they want
00:55:19	They wanna empower women.
00:55:22	- What ?
00:55:25	- That won't work.
00:55:28	- I understand. Go on.
00:55:31	and reach them
00:55:34	Don't take this wrong, but you got
00:55:37	- I know.
00:55:42	You sure you wanna
00:55:44	You get 'em here in two weeks,
00:55:47	[ Chuckles ]
00:55:49	Hey !
00:55:51	- You got a minute ?
00:55:54	I want you to look at these boards
00:55:57	- Right.
00:56:00	Hmm. I don't like
00:56:02	Feels a bit parochial.
00:56:05	Maybe it should be
00:56:07	- What do you think, Nick ?
00:56:10	but, I don't know,
00:56:13	What's the word ?
00:56:15	Um, what do you think,
00:56:18	I totally agree,
00:56:21	They're parochial.
00:56:23	Yeah ?
00:56:25	Why don't you get them to
00:56:29	Might punch it up
00:56:32	What ?
00:56:35	No. I just swear I was
00:56:39	[ Weak Chuckle ]
00:56:43	Black and white could really help.
00:56:46	Good idea, Nick ?
00:56:48	- Say something before he leaves.
00:56:50	Want me to look at the boards ? Once
00:56:55	- I will. Thanks, buddy.
00:56:57	ln case they find Nick's idea
00:57:01	-Oh, yeah.
00:57:03	I'd be ready with some--
00:57:08	Maybe there's something about
00:57:12	No, I think we're fine, really.
00:57:14	- I like Nick's fix on this.
00:57:17	Hey, you wanna come by later ? I got
00:57:19	- Great.
00:57:21	You smoke cigars ?
00:57:24	No.
00:57:26	You know, your office
00:57:28	- I love the red.
00:57:31	Mr. Marshall,
00:57:33	- Oh. I'm sorry. Would you mind--
00:57:37	He has a daughter ?
00:57:40	She's 15. She's staying with me
00:57:43	- He's married ?
00:57:46	- Oh.
00:57:48	Uh-huh. Oh, sure, honey.
00:57:50	''Honey'' ?
00:57:52	Okay, look, I'm gonna go out
00:57:55	Then can I bring them back to your
00:57:58	No, no, no, no.
00:58:00	- What time are you gonna be home ?
00:58:02	- I don't know. I gotta go.
00:58:06	l love you too.
00:58:09	Total shocker.
00:58:12	- Sorry, duty calls.
00:58:15	- She's 15 ?
00:58:19	- And you hate that, right ?
00:58:21	Yeah. But she digs him,
00:58:25	- That's a big deal, I guess.
00:58:29	- You know that, right ? Oh, yeah.
00:58:31	Once you got the dress handled,
00:58:34	This feels like a date. Why did I
00:58:38	Well, I'm out of here.
00:58:40	Do some research downtown,
00:58:43	- Well, if you need any help--
00:58:45	- You got it.
00:58:49	Oh, God.
00:58:52	She won't last a month.
00:58:54	Oh, I like that one, but it says
00:58:57	-That one's cute.
00:59:01	- [Nick Knocking At Door]Alex ?
00:59:06	What? Say something.
00:59:08	Uh, hi.
00:59:12	- Hi.
00:59:14	- Deadbeat.
00:59:17	[Girl#2 Thinking]
00:59:20	Why is he just standing there ?
00:59:22	Oh, I-I just wanted
00:59:25	and that I got sort of a date
00:59:29	But I'll be home early. Hey,
00:59:31	There's not a scrap of food
00:59:33	I also wanted to know if maybe you
00:59:37	I'd like to take you shopping
00:59:39	Oh, that is so sweet.
00:59:41	I wish my dad would do
00:59:44	- [Girl#1 Thinking] I love him.
00:59:47	First, you throw Cameron out.
00:59:49	Now you wanna take me shopping
00:59:51	I overreacted, and I just wanna make
00:59:56	I mean, it's a pretty
00:59:59	They say it's all downhill
01:00:02	He must be stoned.
01:00:04	I'll get the most expensive dress,
01:00:07	And what the hell.
01:00:10	While we're at it, we'll get you
01:00:13	- What do you say ?
01:00:16	Whatever meaning ''yes.''
01:00:19	Yes.
01:00:21	Great. Nice to have met you two.
01:00:24	- Definitely.
01:00:26	- Love the apartment.
01:00:28	Thank you.
01:00:44	I gotta tell ya, I'm not
01:00:47	It's just... you've been
01:00:50	- You've been so sensitive...
01:00:52	and so understanding and--
01:00:54	Hey.
01:00:59	- You wanna come up ?
01:01:02	I can't believe I asked him up.
01:01:05	If I sleep with him, he'll think
01:01:07	Or he'll call me all the time 'cause
01:01:11	Oh, what's the difference ?
01:01:14	He reminds me of my sister.
01:01:17	- So, what do you think ?
01:01:19	I'll only come up
01:01:22	I don't want you to do anything
01:01:25	- I can wait.
01:01:27	- Oh, he's got a great body.
01:01:31	But-- Whoa !
01:01:33	What's with the tongue ? I'm
01:01:36	Thank you.
01:01:38	Ooh.
01:01:41	- Ouch ! Right, they're attached.
01:01:45	Oh !
01:01:48	Uh-huh.
01:01:52	Okay.
01:01:54	[ Groans ]
01:01:56	Would you mind if we had
01:01:59	- No, you want the light on ?
01:02:02	Okay, if it'll help.
01:02:04	God, I hope he's better
01:02:09	He's so all over the place.
01:02:16	Is Britney Spears
01:02:18	[ Panting ]
01:02:20	- You okay ?
01:02:22	Yeah, I'm just fine.
01:02:29	What--
01:02:32	Shaking--
01:02:35	[ Groans ]
01:02:38	Okay. All right.
01:02:40	Now, let's pull this
01:02:43	I mean,
01:02:48	- You okay ?
01:02:50	Just regrouping.
01:02:52	- [ Chuckling ]
01:02:54	- I can do this better.
01:02:59	Yeah.
01:03:01	[Train Passing By]
01:03:06	[Moaning]
01:03:09	Amazing !
01:03:12	Oh ! It was like...
01:03:14	you were more inside of me
01:03:18	- [ Panting ]
01:03:21	- I tried.
01:03:24	- I mean, more inside my head.
01:03:27	Like, you knew what I wanted
01:03:32	We connected in a way
01:03:37	beyond--
01:03:39	Oh, my heart !
01:03:42	My heart is beating
01:03:45	[ Thinking ]
01:03:47	then turns out to be
01:03:50	Ladies and gentlemen,
01:03:55	Oh, yeah.
01:04:11	- [ Women's Voices Thinking ]
01:04:28	- [ Voices Overlapping ]
01:04:51	- [ Elevator Bell Dings ]
01:05:03	- Living life.
01:05:06	- Life. Livin' it.
01:05:08	- Ooh. That's good.
01:05:11	- [ Bell Dings ]
01:05:20	- [ Thinking, Indistinct ]
01:05:34	Ha !
01:05:36	- [KnockingAt Door]
01:05:43	- [Dan] I know. I know.
01:05:46	- Wait a minute.
01:05:59	- No, it's great.
01:06:05	[ All Laughing ]
01:06:08	Okay, that was a--
01:06:11	Okay, you know why guys like
01:06:13	- Why ?
01:06:18	- That's a good one. Anyway.
01:06:21	I heard that in
01:06:24	- But seriously. Dee ?
01:06:26	That other thing we were
01:06:30	Come on. I mean, he can't
01:06:32	stay glued to the TV
01:06:34	and then expect you
01:06:37	I mean, I wouldn't
01:06:39	I mean, you're either
01:06:42	Ask him to decide.
01:06:44	- Can I write that down ?
01:06:46	I'm either interesting
01:06:51	Hmm.
01:06:55	He won't say
01:06:59	Trust me.
01:07:01	Okay, I did it.
01:07:03	I told Chaim
01:07:07	Yeah, good.
01:07:09	I said what you said.
01:07:11	If I'm going to be in advertising,
01:07:14	[ Whistles ]
01:07:16	- I don't know. It was in Hebrew.
01:07:18	But I don't think it was,
01:07:21	I don't know. I'd wait it out.
01:07:24	I can't.
01:07:27	Be strong.
01:07:31	Well, girls, been nice chattin'.
01:07:34	[ All Chattering ]
01:07:37	- Can I make you a sandwich ?
01:07:39	Really.
01:07:42	But thank you, anyway.
01:07:46	[ All ]
01:07:49	[ Thinking ]
01:07:52	More insightful
01:07:56	This line doesn't feel
01:07:59	If you're thinking that line isn't
01:08:02	There's something not exactly
01:08:04	I mean, it's not bad. It's
01:08:09	Well, what do you think
01:08:11	Uh, well, I--
01:08:15	Let's see.
01:08:17	Uh, she's thinking about
01:08:20	What's she gonna accomplish ?
01:08:23	Women, you know,
01:08:26	I mean,
01:08:28	They worry all the time
01:08:31	You're so right.
01:08:34	Well, you know,
01:08:36	[ Chuckles ]
01:08:39	So maybe running gives her
01:08:42	It gives her something she can't
01:08:46	God.
01:08:48	She looks so free,
01:08:50	No one's judging her,
01:08:53	no guys to worry about,
01:08:56	I like that.
01:08:58	That'd be nice in life,
01:09:01	Okay, can I just think
01:09:04	- Take your time.
01:09:06	Okay.
01:09:08	No games.
01:09:11	She's running.
01:09:14	Just the sound of her feet
01:09:17	She likes to run alone.
01:09:20	This is the one place
01:09:24	Look any way she wants,
01:09:28	No gameplaying, no rules.
01:09:31	Games, sports, rules.
01:09:34	Playing games versus playing--
01:09:36	Playing by the rules.
01:09:40	- Why are you nodding ?
01:09:44	- Am I ?
01:09:46	Well, I was thinking about
01:09:49	Something about games versus--
01:09:52	I feel like
01:09:54	- Playing games versus playing--
01:09:56	Yes ! Thank you.
01:09:58	A lot. I like the idea that you can
01:10:02	I do too.
01:10:05	[ Stammering ]
01:10:07	'Cause I was circling around
01:10:09	-which is great, we're on the same--
01:10:11	Sorry, I'm not thinking straight.
01:10:15	Maybe they should be more swollen.
01:10:18	Just sports.
01:10:21	- Oh.
01:10:23	All right.
01:10:25	Did he come up with that,
01:10:31	Boy, can I be--
01:10:35	What ?
01:10:37	Uh, well,
01:10:41	Please do.
01:10:43	Before I came here, I heard you
01:10:46	I didn't know you were
01:10:48	- Sorry. I'm-- Sorry.
01:10:51	No, that's okay. You must have
01:10:54	I was dreading it. I had this whole
01:10:57	Well, since we're sharing,
01:11:01	Yes, I'm sure. I'm the ''man-eating
01:11:06	Verbatim.
01:11:08	Really ? All right.
01:11:11	That's not who I am at all.
01:11:15	Just for the record,
01:11:18	I don't.
01:11:20	Thank you.
01:11:27	See, no games equals
01:11:30	Don't fall for a guy at work.
01:11:33	- Don't fall for a guy at work.
01:11:35	Why what ?
01:11:37	Why won't-- Why don't I just
01:11:41	and then bring them back around
01:11:44	I'm free.
01:11:46	l'm flirting.
01:11:48	God ! I just looked at his penis.
01:11:52	Oh, shit ! I just looked
01:11:56	- Are you all right ?
01:11:59	Allright, um--
01:12:02	So tomorrow will be--
01:12:06	- Uh, good work by the way.
01:12:09	- You sure you're all right ?
01:13:23	- Are you laughing at me ?
01:13:25	- Yeah.
01:13:28	I didn't think anyone else
01:13:30	- I didn't know anyone was here.
01:13:33	It's after 1 0:00.
01:13:35	- I didn't realize it was so late.
01:13:38	Um-- I didn't catch that.
01:13:41	- I didn't realize how late it was.
01:13:43	I'm stuck.
01:13:46	- You want a hand with this ?
01:13:50	Yeah, I'm not buying it.
01:13:52	Well, I have an early meeting
01:13:55	and I wanted to make it
01:13:59	But then you slipped in there
01:14:02	which left me with
01:14:05	It's fine. I'm just not
01:14:07	- Sorry.
01:14:10	[Coughs]
01:14:12	I just don't want him
01:14:14	Hey, why don't we go through
01:14:17	- Really ?
01:14:19	- Unless you're too tired.
01:14:22	- I'm not tired.
01:14:27	It's just so far beyond
01:14:30	I've basically stopped sleeping
01:14:33	- You have ?
01:14:36	I, um--
01:14:39	You don't feel quite
01:14:41	No, I don't.
01:14:44	Boy.
01:14:48	Plus, I'm mad
01:14:50	I never, ever get sick.
01:14:52	you don't have to sit
01:14:54	No, come here.
01:14:56	So, where do we kick off ?
01:14:58	- Control-top panty hose ?
01:15:01	Personally, I think
01:15:03	You've worn
01:15:08	- Did you put a pair in the box ?
01:15:10	Oh, yeah.
01:15:13	- You are full of surprises.
01:15:16	No, no, no. I mean that
01:15:19	- And how did you look in them ?
01:15:24	My daughter and her boyfriend
01:15:29	And they said what when
01:15:31	It was the turquoise Wonderbra
01:15:35	[ Indistinct ]
01:16:01	[Alex] The dress
01:16:03	- l'm not coming out.
01:16:06	I look like a nun--
01:16:08	Why ? Because it's gray ?
01:16:15	If he says he likes it,
01:16:17	Okay, next.
01:16:20	This, I love.
01:16:24	Thank you.
01:17:51	I think this is the one.
01:17:54	I like that--
01:17:56	Okay, this is it.
01:17:58	Let me take a look.
01:18:00	Yes !
01:18:02	This is great.
01:18:06	Oh, I'll buy a padded bra
01:18:09	I can't believe this is what I'll be
01:18:12	- Or what I'll be taking off.
01:18:18	- Alex ?
01:18:20	I wanna talk to you about something
01:18:23	- I've never talked to you about--
01:18:25	He's actually gonna try
01:18:28	This should be hilarious.
01:18:30	I realize I haven't been
01:18:32	[ Thinking ] Understatement of the
01:18:35	Yeah, sure, sure. But that does
01:18:38	to talk to you about--
01:18:42	- [ Clears Throat ]
01:18:45	All right.
01:18:47	and you may be flirting
01:18:52	Having sex ?
01:18:54	Um, can I get a lemonade,
01:18:57	Well, you know, boys and girls
01:19:00	My hunch is girls just want guys
01:19:05	Whereas guys--
01:19:08	But most guys, they pretty much
01:19:13	Okay, I'm--
01:19:16	I don't want you
01:19:19	- because your boyfriend's older.
01:19:22	Mom had this talk with me
01:19:25	You're supposed to have sex when
01:19:30	And Mom knows me for real
01:19:33	so let's leave the parental
01:19:36	- I promised Cameron I'd do it.
01:19:39	And also, let's not make me
01:19:42	or whatever this new thing
01:19:44	- What new thing ?
01:19:47	This ridiculous new guy
01:19:49	Clowning around with me ?
01:19:53	Watch Friends together ?
01:19:55	I mean, it's nuts
01:19:58	I mean, come on.
01:20:00	Who are you to talk about
01:20:02	You never had a real relationship
01:20:07	Look, l'm supposed
01:20:10	- So I'm gonna go, okay ?
01:20:13	Thanks for the dress.
01:20:18	[Woman Thinking]
01:20:20	Johnny-come-lately,
01:20:22	- Oh, teenagers.
01:20:24	- She's totally right.
01:20:27	[ Groans ]
01:20:32	Now you've seen how
01:20:34	The next time you admire a wedding
01:20:38	Wow.
01:20:44	- [ Announcer ] Fit, vibrant hair.
01:20:48	I hated being overweight. I always
01:20:51	and wear cute little clothes.
01:20:53	lt built and it built,
01:20:55	And I couldn 't walk
01:20:58	to even stand up at the park for
01:21:01	I tried sitting on the swings, and
01:21:05	And I couldn't -
01:21:07	And I was tired
01:21:10	[ Sobbing ]
01:21:12	- What the hell's wrong with me ?
01:21:18	- Hello ?
01:21:21	- [TVShuts Off]
01:21:23	How did you know it was me ?
01:21:26	I, uh, just sensed it.
01:21:28	Shit. I'm such an idiot.
01:21:31	- Excuse me ?
01:21:35	I had your number here,
01:21:39	Thinking of calling you.
01:21:42	Obviously,
01:21:44	Oh, no, that's all right.
01:21:47	I was thinking about you too.
01:22:10	Well, here's to another
01:22:12	- What, ''Let's meet for a drink'' ?
01:22:14	- Yeah ?
01:22:17	Sometimes I think
01:22:21	But I don't have to be
01:22:23	- Hmm.
01:22:25	- I know. It's a curse.
01:22:27	- Are you kidding ?
01:22:30	Do you know how rare that is
01:22:33	Do you have any idea how rare it is
01:22:38	Trust me, this has not been
01:22:41	My ex-husband didn't love me.
01:22:45	He didn't love you ?
01:22:47	Did I just say that ?
01:22:49	Oh, God !
01:22:51	Um, I meant to say ''it.''
01:22:54	that I spoke my mind.
01:22:59	If you wanna know the truth,
01:23:02	- Ooh.
01:23:05	God. A smart person would
01:23:10	How long
01:23:12	A little less than a year.
01:23:14	I've been divorced about nine
01:23:17	- You know that, right ?
01:23:19	- I heard it.
01:23:22	- What was that like ?
01:23:26	But it changed.
01:23:29	Suddenly, the better I did,
01:23:35	The price I pay
01:23:37	- I know that now. No, truly.
01:23:39	- Oh.
01:23:43	Do you wanna know
01:23:45	Keep going.
01:23:49	Well, that's why I needed
01:23:52	as scary as it was.
01:23:55	I mean, not scary,
01:23:59	Well, yeah,
01:24:01	- Why ?
01:24:05	I guess I wasn't sure
01:24:07	I mean,
01:24:09	but I'm finding Sloane-Curtis
01:24:15	I'm sorry.
01:24:17	- I know you were up for my job.
01:24:20	- I'm sorry I'm the one that got it.
01:24:24	- I've learned a lot from you.
01:24:28	Like what ? For starters,
01:24:30	- You really love what you do.
01:24:33	How can you say that ?
01:24:35	You're so great at it.
01:24:37	I think Dan's even wondering
01:24:42	I think the bloom
01:24:47	You wanna hear something
01:24:49	Yeah.
01:24:51	I just closed escrow on
01:24:54	Finally, I own my own place.
01:24:59	- What? I wish I was a mind reader.
01:25:04	I was just thinking...
01:25:09	how men like me
01:25:13	I don't think
01:25:17	If we kissed,
01:25:22	Listen to me.
01:25:25	I think...
01:25:28	you are one of
01:25:30	I really do.
01:25:40	I'm sorry.
01:25:43	But I just meant to say
01:25:47	I'm so sorry.
01:26:21	Well, I, uh,
01:26:23	in, let's see,
01:26:30	Nick, may I just say...
01:26:33	you are an exceptionally
01:26:37	No, I mean
01:26:39	Well, I haven't had
01:26:47	I've never had
01:26:49	Me either.
01:26:52	- Don't let this get weird at work ?
01:26:54	We have nothing
01:26:57	We made out.
01:27:03	- And if I may, it was--
01:27:07	God. That's just what
01:27:10	But I think I said it first,
01:27:13	- Oh, no, you did.
01:27:17	Um, well,
01:27:27	Oh, I'm a grown woman.
01:27:30	Do you want to come back
01:27:32	Say it !
01:27:35	Good night, Darcy.
01:27:37	Good night.
01:27:57	Good night.
01:28:11	What am I doing ?
01:28:25	Lola.
01:28:29	It's okay. Okay.
01:28:32	- [Lola Muttering, lndistinct]
01:28:36	I know I haven't
01:28:38	Lola, how long
01:28:41	Just a few... hours.
01:28:43	Nick, you said that
01:28:46	And then you slept with me, and then
01:28:49	So that, in the world of me,
01:28:53	I mean, we have this totally
01:28:57	and then
01:28:59	I mean, you-you-you
01:29:01	Lola, I'm so sorry.
01:29:04	It's okay.
01:29:06	It's okay, because
01:29:08	- You did ?
01:29:11	How else would you know
01:29:13	- It wasn't obvious to anybody else.
01:29:17	You're so sensitive.
01:29:20	You're so tuned in.
01:29:23	You talk to me like a woman,
01:29:26	Nick ! Come on ! Admit it.
01:29:31	- I am ?
01:29:33	Oh ! I mean, if you're not,
01:29:36	Based on the other night--
01:29:40	Are you or aren't you ?
01:29:42	Say you're gay. Then l'm not nuts.
01:29:44	Not rejected by another guy !
01:29:49	Okay.
01:29:58	I'm gay.
01:30:02	How gay ?
01:30:04	Oh !
01:30:12	You're gonna make some guy
01:30:14	Oh, from your lips.
01:30:19	God, I hate that
01:30:21	Well, look it.
01:30:25	If things should ever change
01:30:27	- You'll be the first to know.
01:30:29	Oh, yeah, I promise.
01:30:48	Oh, boy.
01:30:55	-It was very nice meeting you, Nick.
01:30:57	Thanks for pep talk, yes ?
01:30:59	You two just
01:31:01	- And thanks for the yarmulke.
01:31:03	- You wear it well, yes ?
01:31:06	- Isn't he great ?
01:31:12	I need to talk to you.
01:31:14	Uh-oh, look at him.
01:31:18	This is not about last night.
01:31:22	And I honestly believe
01:31:24	- that you should make the pitch.
01:31:27	-I guilted you into this last night.
01:31:29	- It would be better if you did it.
01:31:31	This is your baby.
01:31:33	I gotta go meet and greet
01:31:36	- It's not my baby.
01:31:45	I predict no one will even know I'm
01:31:49	It could be days.
01:31:53	And then someone
01:31:55	''Where's the geek in the glasses
01:32:03	Do either of you two know what
01:32:06	- Miss Lonely Hearts ? Who knows ?
01:32:08	Ooh, I know.
01:32:11	She tried to be a copywriter
01:32:13	- So she got stuck as a messenger.
01:32:16	You did, sire.
01:32:19	Well, did I ever
01:32:23	I don't think so. As I recall,
01:32:26	Well, I wanna meet
01:32:28	The kid's got something.
01:32:30	This is your lucky day. I just saw
01:32:33	All women. Your specialty.
01:32:36	I hate what I'm doing to Darcy.
01:32:38	I'm gonna write her
01:32:40	- You're doing Darcy ? Since when ?
01:32:42	I said I hate what
01:32:44	- Men are stupider. It's true.
01:32:46	- They are.
01:32:50	Oh, I wish. A woman wouldn't have
01:32:52	No, they don't think that way.
01:32:55	- This thing about penis envy.
01:32:57	Not true. No.
01:32:59	Half of'em
01:33:01	You know who has
01:33:03	That's why we cheat
01:33:05	because we're all obsessed
01:33:07	- You ready ? Okay.
01:33:09	Thanks.
01:33:13	[Nick] You don't stand in front
01:33:16	and wonder what the road
01:33:19	You don't have to listen to its
01:33:25	lt would not be easier to run
01:33:28	The road doesn't notice
01:33:31	lt does not care
01:33:33	You do not feel
01:33:35	because you make more money
01:33:39	And you can call on the road
01:33:42	whether it's been a day...
01:33:44	or even a couple of hours
01:33:48	The only thing
01:33:51	is that you pay it a visit
01:33:54	Nike.
01:33:57	Just sports.
01:34:03	- [Woman Thinking]He nailed it.
01:34:06	[Woman #3 Thinking]
01:34:10	[Frank Sinatra On Stereo]
01:34:27	[ Singing Along ]
01:34:55	Why are you not the happiest guy
01:34:58	You just did so great.
01:35:00	No, no, I didn't do so great.
01:35:02	No, actually,
01:35:06	- You.
01:35:08	We did great !
01:35:10	Will you come with me someplace ?
01:35:14	- I have something I need to finish.
01:35:18	Please.
01:35:31	Okay.
01:35:36	- Come with me.
01:35:38	-Should I close my eyes or anything?
01:35:41	So, you see those top
01:35:45	I do.
01:35:48	- All mine.
01:35:53	Come here.
01:35:58	So this is my--
01:36:14	living room.
01:36:16	It's beautiful.
01:36:45	What are you thinking ?
01:36:49	You've got that look
01:36:54	Yeah ? No. I was just wondering
01:36:57	Well, they said
01:37:00	Okay.
01:37:06	- The fireplace works. Come here.
01:37:10	I can see elegant parties in here.
01:37:13	- you in a beautiful gown.
01:37:16	Maybe you're naked and I'm the only
01:37:19	Okay.
01:37:22	There's a second bedroom
01:37:27	- And this is my boudoir.
01:37:34	Your boudoir comes with
01:37:36	It does.
01:37:38	Where is that coming from ?
01:37:49	Let's turn up the volume.
01:37:58	So, where's your bed going ?
01:38:00	Uh, right... here.
01:38:23	So, if you had a bed,
01:38:25	we'd be dancing on it.
01:38:39	I like it here.
01:38:43	I like it here too.
01:38:45	No. I mean,
01:38:51	Oh.
01:39:21	[Thunder Rumbling]
01:39:25	[Dan] Believe me, we're
01:39:28	- Dan ? I gotta talk to you.
01:39:30	He'll be there. Bye. I gotta
01:39:34	They're gonna announce to the trades
01:39:36	I gotta hand it to you. You saved
01:39:40	Actually, Dan, I had very little
01:39:43	It's Darcy you should be thanking,
01:39:46	Darcy ? Please. I was there.
01:39:49	Look, I'm a big enough man
01:39:52	I looked at the marketplace
01:39:55	Nick, forgive me.
01:39:58	No, no, no, no. Dan, you did
01:40:01	I mean, she is the best creative
01:40:04	- This isn't about-- She's adorable.
01:40:08	- But this isn't about that ?
01:40:11	Please. Look.
01:40:13	I've been doing
01:40:16	And I've decided...
01:40:19	I need to get away from here
01:40:22	What are you, nuts ? What is this ?
01:40:25	This is the biggest account
01:40:27	Do you want me to have
01:40:29	What are you talking about ?
01:40:32	For somebody who listens a lot,
01:40:35	I had a meeting with her today.
01:40:37	- We had a talk.
01:40:39	- Tell me you didn't fire her.
01:40:42	- Oh, Dan, no !
01:40:44	No, no. It's not too late.
01:40:47	Tell her you need her back,
01:40:49	- Hey, calm down. I can't do that.
01:40:51	Because I talked to the board and I
01:40:55	- Oh !
01:40:57	Besides, Nike says they want you.
01:41:00	- [ Groans ]
01:41:02	Would you come out for one second ?
01:41:04	My job is to deliver you.
01:41:06	Dan, Nike bought an idea.
01:41:09	Every good idea that they loved
01:41:12	And if you don't get Darcy McGuire
01:41:15	the board is gonna be
01:41:17	This is all about
01:41:19	Save it.
01:41:29	Annie, get a hold of Darcy's address
01:41:32	- Yeah, sure.
01:41:35	Erin ? I don't think
01:41:43	- Did she call in sick ?
01:41:47	Oh, where does she live ?
01:41:49	-Does anyone know where Erin lives ?
01:41:51	And then someone
01:41:53	''Where's the geek in the glasses
01:42:05	[ Whistling ]
01:42:07	[ Cell Phone Ringing ]
01:42:09	Hey. Yeah.
01:42:12	No ? Keep trying. And when you get
01:42:16	I'm coming right over. I just have
01:42:42	Do you know where this is ?
01:42:56	Down the alley.
01:43:01	Just down the alley.
01:43:05	Thanks.
01:44:17	- Come on, Erin. Be there. Please--
01:44:26	Erin ?
01:44:34	Hello ?
01:44:52	[Cat Meows]
01:45:12	No, no.
01:45:16	Dear Mom--
01:45:22	- [ Yells ]
01:45:27	Mr. Marshall !
01:45:30	Yes, Erin.
01:45:32	- [ Panting ]
01:45:34	I really did not mean
01:45:37	I just wanted to come
01:45:39	How are you ?
01:45:41	Mr. Marshall, if you're here because
01:45:44	I was just about to call.
01:45:46	No, I'm not here because
01:45:49	But I'm here--
01:45:52	I bet you're wondering
01:45:55	As a matter of fact,
01:45:57	I was thinking, ''Why is Mr. Marshall
01:46:02	You were...
01:46:06	Yeah, in my head.
01:46:08	I must have water
01:46:11	But you're, you know,
01:46:17	I'm thinking a million things.
01:46:19	Really ?
01:46:21	Because, you know,
01:46:24	I can, uh--
01:46:29	You are thinking something
01:46:31	Mr. Marshall, I am thinking
01:46:41	I think--
01:46:43	I think I lost--
01:46:48	It's gone.
01:46:53	I'm back.
01:46:56	- I'm back.
01:47:00	Yeah ?
01:47:02	I'm sorry. Is there something
01:47:08	No.
01:47:11	No, Erin, uh--
01:47:14	Actually, I came here to see if
01:47:19	- For me ?
01:47:22	See, the truth is--
01:47:26	The truth--
01:47:30	Erin, the truth is,
01:47:33	I'm glad I got here before you
01:47:41	What makes you think that
01:47:43	do something
01:47:48	I just sensed it.
01:47:52	Really ?
01:47:55	You could sense that ?
01:48:02	Well, that's not--
01:48:06	[Sobbing]
01:48:09	Yeah. But the real reason
01:48:13	Well, here's the thing. The real
01:48:16	As you know
01:48:18	and we have a job opening
01:48:20	And Darcy McGuire and I,
01:48:23	really spitballing on who could be
01:48:26	Suddenly, your name popped
01:48:28	that you once applied
01:48:31	I thought I'd come down here and
01:48:35	Didn't you try and meet with me
01:48:37	Yeah, I tried, but you were
01:48:42	Well, now I'm available.
01:48:44	And as you can plainly see
01:48:47	so I'm here
01:48:49	if you're available.
01:48:54	I'm available.
01:48:56	I'm unbelievably available.
01:49:05	[ Buzzing ]
01:49:16	[Dialing]
01:49:20	[ Ringing ]
01:49:28	[Darcy On Answering Machine]
01:49:30	l'm not home right now,
01:49:32	- I'll get back as soon as I can.
01:49:36	Darcy ?
01:49:39	Uh, l'm standing right outside
01:49:41	I sure wish I could find you,
01:49:44	Are you all right ?
01:49:46	Anyway, call me
01:49:48	I'm on my cell.
01:49:52	I really need to talk to you.
01:49:54	Uh--
01:49:57	Just making sure
01:49:59	You're not, right ?
01:50:02	All right, so call me, please.
01:50:05	Bye.
01:50:29	[Cell Phone Ringing]
01:50:32	- Darcy ?
01:50:35	Gigi ? Uh--
01:50:38	- Are you back in town already ?
01:50:40	Alex called me three times
01:50:44	Then we got disconnected. What's
01:50:48	[ Sighs ]
01:51:13	Excuse me. Do you know
01:51:16	Little tenth grader ?
01:51:18	I saw her in the ladies' room.
01:51:26	Alex, are you in here ?
01:51:29	[Alex Sobbing]
01:51:33	Alex, it's me.
01:51:35	[Scoffs]
01:51:37	Oh, honey, I just--
01:51:39	You know, I can't believe
01:51:41	I wasn't there when
01:51:43	Yeah, well, that's not why l'm
01:51:48	Oh, boy, I feel awful.
01:51:51	Come on out. Let me see
01:51:53	- Come on.
01:51:56	I already took my hair out
01:52:04	So, you know,
01:52:08	Well, if I told you,
01:52:12	What have you got to lose ?
01:52:16	Okay.
01:52:19	Cameron and his friends,
01:52:23	They rented this hotelroom
01:52:29	It was like a suite.
01:52:32	Basically, I promised him
01:52:37	I can't believe I'm gonna
01:52:41	I promised him that
01:52:44	sleep with him
01:52:49	And like an hour ago,
01:52:51	we were on the dance floor
01:52:54	''I'm sorry, Cameron.
01:52:57	Good.
01:52:59	- Dad, come on !
01:53:02	Then he goes, ''Well, the limo,
01:53:04	it all cost me 400 bucks. ''
01:53:07	And I said,
01:53:10	And he cuts me off
01:53:14	''I never should've asked a sophomore
01:53:21	Then two seconds later,
01:53:24	he goes and meets up
01:53:27	and starts making out
01:53:29	I mean, this disgusting slut
01:53:32	And then they were
01:53:35	I just can't
01:53:37	- Oh, honey, l'm so proud of you.
01:53:40	- What are you doing ?
01:53:42	But I am.
01:53:46	I know what it's like
01:53:48	I mean, it's not
01:53:53	You stood up for yourself. You know
01:53:57	Anyway, a guy that treats you like
01:54:00	- he's not--
01:54:03	- It's true. He's not.
01:54:10	You are so much smarter
01:54:20	And look at you.
01:54:23	That clown made out with a girl
01:54:29	Honey...
01:54:32	you look beautiful.
01:54:37	Thanks.
01:54:46	Take me home, Dad.
01:55:42	What am I doing ?
01:56:01	I wonder if it's too late
01:56:04	No, it's not too late. It's never
01:56:07	That's what I'll do. I'll go over
01:56:16	[lntercom Buzzing]
01:56:23	Hello ?
01:56:25	Uh, hi, it's me.
01:56:27	Uh--
01:56:29	Can I come up ?
01:56:33	Darcy ?
01:56:36	[Door Buzzing]
01:56:40	Hey.
01:56:42	You need to what ?
01:56:45	I need to talk to you.
01:56:47	Okay.
01:56:51	Thanks.
01:56:56	So, you sleep here now ?
01:56:59	I thought I might as well give it a
01:57:02	Sell it? You're not
01:57:04	Can't afford to keep it.
01:57:06	You know, you ought to try
01:57:10	- You got your job back.
01:57:13	- You're a riot. You know that ?
01:57:15	Dan told me so himself.
01:57:17	Why would he tell you that ? I
01:57:21	Even I don't blame him
01:57:23	Look, I'm, uh--
01:57:26	I don't have any chairs,
01:57:28	What if I told you that...
01:57:30	you did everything
01:57:32	everything-- but that
01:57:38	Picking your brain,
01:57:42	Well, you-- you never
01:57:46	- How is that possible ?
01:57:49	Well, who would do
01:57:55	I would.
01:58:00	I was a dope
01:58:02	And when you came with the job
01:58:07	I mean, it didn't matter
01:58:11	you were better at it than me
01:58:14	As far as I was concerned, it was
01:58:19	So I took advantage of you
01:58:26	Have you ever done that ?
01:58:28	Taken the wrong road and--
01:58:32	You wouldn't do that.
01:58:36	Somebody like me does that.
01:58:38	And, uh--
01:58:41	The problem with that was that while
01:58:47	I found out
01:58:49	And the more I found out...
01:58:52	the more you dazzled me.
01:58:56	I mean, shook my world,
01:59:02	And guys like that ex-husband
01:59:07	the price you pay
01:59:10	is that you don't get
01:59:12	Isn't that what you were
01:59:15	That you weren't complete ?
01:59:21	Everything about you--
01:59:23	how smart you are,
01:59:27	everything just makes me
01:59:35	Oh, wow.
01:59:37	So it looks like I'm here
01:59:40	being all heroic
01:59:44	but the truth is...
01:59:46	I'm the one that needs
01:59:56	I sure wish
02:00:06	Well, I was thinking that, um,
02:00:09	if everything you're saying
02:00:14	if I really have
02:00:22	then I think you're fired.
02:00:28	Well, I never-- I never really
02:00:35	Well, not that
02:00:39	I'm stuttering.
02:00:54	Now I feel kind of, uh,
02:00:56	embarrassed that I told you
02:01:00	But that's-that's fine.
02:01:17	That's it ?
02:01:25	I don't want that to be it.
02:01:27	I don't want that
02:01:29	Then don't let a little thing like
02:01:38	I didn't know
02:01:42	Hey, news flash.
02:01:44	I took the wrong road.
02:01:48	What kind of knight
02:01:50	if the man I love
02:01:53	and I just let him
02:02:04	My hero.

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