When Evil Calls
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Come out, come out, |
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Gugenheim. |
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Gugenheim! |
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When we get a hold of you, |
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we're gonna kick the shit out of you, |
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Gugenheim? |
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What kind of fucking |
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I didn't mean to scare you. |
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Calm down, cool your boots. |
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Don't be scared, |
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Those... |
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bullies chased you |
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Come in. |
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I don't bite... |
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much. |
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I'll bet you wish that you were popular, |
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Yeah. |
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I used to as a kid. |
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Let me tell you, it's not all |
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Don't actually believe me, |
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Let me tell you something |
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You see, because for 20 long, |
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I tidied up after you |
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And boy, oh, boy, have I fucking seen |
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Oh, yes. |
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Nothing quite as strange |
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Oh, yeah. |
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Maybe then, Gugenheim, |
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you wouldn't be in such |
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I suppose it started on a day like... |
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any other day, really. |
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Hey, I was looking for you everywhere. |
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Why didn't you wait for me? |
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You go on ahead. |
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Daniel! |
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Who the hell are you? |
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You're the Headmaster's daughter. |
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Freak. |
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I wish I was popular. |
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Who's that? |
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You want a balloon? |
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Gimme, gimme. |
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I wish to be popular. |
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At any cost? |
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You don't believe me, |
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Oh, Samantha. |
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Well, what happened to Samantha |
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a sequence of events that would... |
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change everything that she believed in, |
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of a tiny little wish. |
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Cheers. |
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It was the very next day... |
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Hey, you all right? |
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Maybe with a bit of make-up, |
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you can look really hot. |
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Be careful with that. |
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If you spill it on your skin, |
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You are pretty. |
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Pretty fucking ugly! |
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Help me. |
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Wait. |
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We need some help! |
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Now that's what I call a bad trip. |
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See, well, I'm sorry, |
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bad trip, trip bad, acid bad, |
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trip bad, bad. |
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You know what? |
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It's all right. |
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Anyway, now, that's not the end. |
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Now, Victoria we'll get back to later on. |
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Well, you see, |
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get the text was Neville. |
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Now, Neville... |
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he was covered all over his face |
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by these spots and boils |
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Every time he'd smile, |
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one would burst. |
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It was fucking disgusting. |
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Disgusting! |
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Now let me tell you. |
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Hey, Samantha. |
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Hey, Sam. |
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It's Sam. |
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Hello, Pizza Boy. |
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Looks like some |
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Did anyone order a margarita? |
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You just bought yourself a detention, Miss. |
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Usual time, usual place. |
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You're dead meat, crater face. |
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No, please! |
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Please! |
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Ah, shit! |
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It looked like those rats |
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had a little tale of their own to tell. |
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Rats, tail, you see. |
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For fuck's sake, |
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into the spirit of things? |
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Fucking hard work, |
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Where was I? |
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That Kirsty was a... |
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really nasty piece |
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Neville, of course, |
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Now, there was this little fleshy fat, fat, |
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fat, funky chunker. |
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He was just dying |
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Oh, you're gonna get the "dying" pun |
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once I've told you the story. |
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It's not fucking rocket science. |
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Use your imagination, for fuck's sake. |
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Fat Boy. |
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Hey, darling. |
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When's the last time |
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I'll join you. |
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Now, that is one fatty |
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who is now a little flatty. |
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It's lovely, that is. |
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Oh, yeah. Where was I? |
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Now, it was |
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that Detective Ringwald |
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Cheers. |
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You're so sexy. |
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Good morning, sir. |
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How are you today? |
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Good. |
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I've arranged to meet |
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The Headmaster. |
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All right. |
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Hello, I'm Detective Nelson. |
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Detective. |
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This is the Headmaster. |
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Headmaster, this is |
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Detective. |
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He says something is very wrong here. |
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Surely he doesn't... |
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Surely you don't suspect foul play? |
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There's nothing going on |
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that we can't handle in house. |
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Now, gentlemen, if you'll excuse me... |
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I must get on. |
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What does that mean? |
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Thank you for your time. |
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Nutter. |
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Yo, Molly? |
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Shut up, Molly. |
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Come here, you. |
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What are you doing, kissing my Molly? |
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Come here, you. |
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You fucking asshole. |
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You kissing my girl, yeah? |
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You see, Kenny... |
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just wasn't woman enough for Molly. |
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Now, see, |
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Now, if the thought |
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gets you all hot under the collar, |
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you wait until the next story. |
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It's gonna have you... dribbling. |
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Shouldn't you be in class? |
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Right! |
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Come on! |
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Outrageous! |
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Look at me when |
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You can't just go screaming |
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He gets very upset. |
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He's actually a rather sensitive man. |
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Aren't you, Mike? |
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So, are you going to tell me |
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what this is all about? |
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I can wait. |
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Here's your father. |
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Perhaps you'd like to tell him. |
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Martin. |
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All was laid bare in that tale. |
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I mean Martin was one kid... |
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who learned the naked truth. |
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You got to be very careful |
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Charlie. |
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Now, Charlie wanted |
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The thing that you can't cheat... |
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is death. |
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Ross. |
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Let me copy you. |
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Mr. Parker, I'm watching you. |
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Pathogens and disease, |
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I forgot to revise that. |
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The best I'll be able to get is a B. |
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My parents will kill me. |
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I can't get a B. |
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It's unfeasible. |
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Hold on. |
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It's my fault. |
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I made the wish. |
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I asked to see into his brain. |
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Quoi? |
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Quoi? |
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How is it your fault, son? |
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He's just suffering from shock, that's all. |
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Now, that's really got to hurt. |
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Oh, yeah, remember... |
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Victoria? |
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Well, now. |
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Victoria got offered a wish |
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she could hardly refuse. |
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I wish... I was beautiful. |
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You're beautiful to me. |
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Mrs. Hooper! |
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Now, Detective. |
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I'm not an expert at jigsaw puzzles. |
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Can you give me a hand? |
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...ad Dominum et Spiritus santi. |
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She is at peace now. |
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She looks so beautiful. |
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She does. |
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Now Victoria really is |
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Dead gorgeous. |
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See what I did there? |
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Now, of course, |
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who also wasn't very happy |
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But her... |
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chances of survival |
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as her weight |
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due to the very real danger |
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of dieting. |
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Looks like that Hilary gave her right arm |
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to lose some weight. |
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That bitch was really... |
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cut down to size, wasn't she? |
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Oh, I'm sorry. |
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Are you feeling a bit peckish? |
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Would you like a sandwich? |
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Don't be shy. |
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Tuck in. |
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Oh, you're enjoying that, |
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Yeah, well I got another tale... |
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for you to chew on. |
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Good day, sir. |
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I gotcha. |
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Nice to see you looking well. |
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Okay. |
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This way. |
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Close the school, eh? |
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Yes, sir, yes. |
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Are you insane? |
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That kind of publicité |
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could ruin a place |
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And on what grounds, raison, |
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do you expect me to do it? |
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What? What grounds? |
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Yes, I can read. |
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That's just pure clumsiness. |
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Students, let me tell you, |
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are always killing |
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It's good for their health, |
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All right, all right. |
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That's a wrap. Okay. |
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He said, "Have a nice day." |
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Au revoirl Tell him. |
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Molly, Molly, Molly. |
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You look good enough to eat. |
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I wish I looked good enough to eat. |
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You look good enough to eat. |
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If I ate shit. |
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What are you doing? |
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I think... |
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At this point, |
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Ferme ta gueulel |
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Get to class. |
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Move! |
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See, school dinners have |
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But then again, you see, |
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Now, Alice is not |
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as being particularly good-looking. |
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In fact, Gugenheim, |
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But her boyfriend thought that bigger |
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was gonna be better. |
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So he decided... |
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on some rather drastic surgery. |
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Oh, my God. |
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I wish my girlfriend had massive breasts. |
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You know, like massive breasts. |
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What, like mine? |
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Oh, hiya, um... |
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Watcha doing? |
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Just talking about you, actually. |
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Yeah? |
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Nothing. |
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Fine, whatever. |
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Can anyone tell me how to calculate |
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the surface area of a circle? |
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Anyone? |
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We have been over |
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I don't know why you have |
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(2pi)r. |
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It's not difficult. |
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This is very basic, |
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and you should |
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It's very boring. |
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If we increase surface area |
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the diameter doubles. |
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It's not good enough |
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It's really not good enough. |
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Does someone want |
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Lovely. |
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It looks like Alice's boyfriend... |
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you're gonna love this... |
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got more than he bra-gained for. |
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Fuckin' boom... boom... |
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bargained for! |
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Fuck, you know? |
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I'm on fire. |
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Really, I'm on fire. |
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I'm on fire. |
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Anyway... |
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Clear the sinuses. |
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Samantha... |
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oh, no, she was doing fine. |
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She was doing absolutely fine. |
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In fact... |
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that very night was the night |
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she introduced Daniel to her parents. |
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Daniel. |
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Can I just say how... |
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surprised I am |
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To be honest, |
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we don't usually |
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friends. |
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Do we? |
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You're kidding me. |
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Samantha's the most |
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So, what have you two |
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Hey, I got a text today |
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Samantha. |
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Sorry, Dad. |
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Sounds terribly exciting. |
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And can I just guess |
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what it is you wished for? |
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I wished that my stepdad wasn't dead. |
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He passed away last year. |
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I'll get it. |
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Who is it at the door? |
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It's no one. |
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Are you all right, Samantha? |
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I'm good. |
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Is Daniel home? |
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Do we have some plastic bags and a saw? |
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I'm not being funny, |
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from beyond the gravy. |
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Anyway, you know. |
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Daniel's father was |
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In fact, he was practically... |
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practically decomposing. |
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From one roast to another. |
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You really want to be hot? |
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Try this. |
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Watch out! |
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Made... wish. |
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Came... true. |
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Hey. |
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A party this weekend. |
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You will be there, won't you? |
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Lt'll be a total flop without you there. |
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It seems to me that the detective |
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There was something |
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that ignited something |
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in the booze-rattled brain |
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Where was I? |
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Oh, yeah. |
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I'm back in the library. |
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Now. |
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Sally thought that Mark |
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But what I think is |
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she was about to stop seeing him... |
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permanently. |
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...than you do with Mrs. Snuggles? |
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No, I love you more. |
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Oh, I really love you. |
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Oh, I love you, too. |
00:45:10 |
No, I love you more. |
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I love you more. |
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Mark! |
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I think he loves me more. |
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You know, |
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If I could have one wish, |
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it would be that I never |
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Linda. |
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Linda. |
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I'll bet she didn't see that one coming. |
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And the school was in absolute chaos. |
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The clown's terror-iffic |
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But Detective Ringwald |
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was on the case. |
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An important lead |
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to Samantha's part |
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Yet, well, you know, |
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I'm not the best sort |
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but I'm actually trying |
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Sorry. Got something else |
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Well, go back outside and get |
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No! I thought not. |
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and you might |
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Now, where was I? |
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Oh, yeah. |
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Okay! |
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Here, here, here! |
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Ah, oui. |
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Ah, oui, oui, oui, |
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"It is common practice |
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"for evil djinnis to use such devices |
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as mobile phones and emails |
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"The initial wisher, or summoner, |
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"is granted their wish... |
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"in return for forwarding |
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"through chain letters, |
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"where they can wreak their mayhem. |
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"The only way to stop the djinni |
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"to retract their wish, |
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to the state they were previously." |
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A text message that is killing people. |
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Yes! |
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Don't you think that's just a little bit |
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Just a little bit far-fetched? |
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I just wished... people could see... |
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how beautiful I was on the inside. |
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- Oh, God. |
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Well, it appears that beauty |
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I want to be fair. |
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to make a wish like that, didn't it? |
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Now, moving on swiftly |
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The teenage crush. |
00:51:16 |
That age-old die-lemma. |
00:51:27 |
This is bloody disgraceful! |
00:51:29 |
Fail! Jennifer! |
00:51:31 |
And a fail for you, too. |
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chew gum in my class |
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This is abysmal! |
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I waste my entire weekend |
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Will you spell drivel for me, Linnet? |
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I doubt it. |
00:51:46 |
No, silly me. |
00:51:47 |
You're only taking English "A" level |
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in three months' time. |
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Why should you be able to spell? |
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You can't bloody write English. |
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Half of you can hardly |
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Well, I tell you, I'm bloody furious. |
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It's not funny! |
00:52:03 |
None of this is funny! |
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Mr. Dale. |
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I wondered if I could talk to you a little. |
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You see, I seem to be |
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with verb positioning? |
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I just don't seem to know |
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where to put it... in front, |
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or... behind? |
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Now, Carol, please. |
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While you're a pupil of mine, |
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And I would appreciate it |
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Really. |
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Mike. |
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Ah, Miss Nibb. |
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A spot of human biology? |
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Oh, yes. Oh, yes! |
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I wish I was old now. |
00:53:42 |
Who's there? |
00:53:46 |
Carol, is that you? |
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Please help me! |
00:54:08 |
Now, this young girl |
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made a pass on Mr. Dale... |
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Naughty, naughty... |
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but ended up needing |
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A bus pass, that is. |
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As for Samantha, |
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poor love, you know her |
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So hold on to your trousers |
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'cause it's full scream ahead... |
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for my next tale. |
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No! |
00:56:20 |
I have to stop this. |
00:56:22 |
I've got to call the police |
00:57:00 |
Do I really want to go back |
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Hello? |
00:57:23 |
Daniel. |
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What are you doing |
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Yeah. |
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Same here. |
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Yes, I wish come true for me. |
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Okay, I guess I've got to run. |
00:57:49 |
My parents will be wondering |
00:57:50 |
in the middle of the night. |
00:57:55 |
Yeah. |
00:57:57 |
See you. |
00:58:06 |
You'll have to be strong. |
00:58:16 |
It's too late. |
00:58:40 |
Seems to me like Samantha's |
00:58:44 |
I mean, is this freakish, funny man |
00:58:48 |
or... |
00:58:50 |
will Samantha seize the day? |
00:58:56 |
Meanwhile, Molly and Kirsty |
00:59:00 |
are just beginning to get close. |
00:59:04 |
I mean, is there anything that can tear |
00:59:08 |
these star-crossed lovers apart? |
00:59:10 |
I wonder. |
01:01:17 |
I wish me and Molly were |
01:01:31 |
Hello. |
01:01:47 |
I'm sorry. |
01:02:18 |
I think these two girls found out that love... |
01:02:21 |
love can be |
01:02:27 |
You see, but... |
01:02:29 |
an eternity or two together |
01:02:32 |
of their relationship. |
01:02:37 |
Now, here's another twist |
01:02:42 |
Linda, you see, of course, |
01:02:44 |
can't actually see anything. |
01:02:47 |
But her "eye-fright" is |
01:02:50 |
because her boyfriend is |
01:02:54 |
Don't blink... |
01:02:56 |
or you'll miss it. |
01:03:25 |
See you tomorrow. |
01:03:29 |
Well, I certainly won't be seeing you. |
01:03:48 |
Good morning. |
01:03:59 |
I can see. |
01:04:17 |
You okay? |
01:04:53 |
You've got one last wish to make. |
01:04:57 |
Don't make me go back to being a geek. |
01:04:59 |
No. |
01:05:12 |
He says you've got to |
01:05:15 |
There you go. |
01:05:30 |
That's it? |
01:06:08 |
I think that her eyes |
01:06:15 |
What's that? |
01:06:17 |
You want to go to the loo? |
01:06:19 |
You're having |
01:06:20 |
You sit down. |
01:06:26 |
Sit down. |
01:06:27 |
Samantha... Well, she's got |
01:06:31 |
stop clowning about. |
01:06:34 |
So pop your ass in a pew |
01:06:36 |
and pay attention. |
01:06:38 |
I'm nearly done. |
01:07:24 |
Hello! |
01:07:26 |
Please! |
01:07:32 |
Yes, yes. What? Who? |
01:07:37 |
Now? Yes! A big hand |
01:07:40 |
for the most popular boy |
01:07:45 |
Yes, the couple you voted this year's |
01:07:52 |
Well done. |
01:08:12 |
No! |
01:09:05 |
Do you really want to go back to being |
01:09:10 |
Do you really want |
01:09:13 |
unpopular? Hmm? |
01:09:15 |
I wish... |
01:09:17 |
I had never met you! |
01:09:39 |
- Hey. |
01:09:42 |
Who are you? |
01:09:44 |
Who are you? |
01:09:47 |
You. What are you doing here? |
01:09:50 |
What are you doing in my room? |
01:09:52 |
Job done. |
01:09:57 |
Au revoir, poulette. |
01:10:27 |
Freak. |
01:11:08 |
What? Ahem. |
01:11:10 |
There you go, kid. |
01:11:13 |
That's my story. |
01:11:17 |
Careful what you |
01:11:30 |
Fuckin' hell. |
01:11:34 |
Right. Well, I guess those kids outside |
01:11:36 |
would have gone by now, |
01:11:39 |
Go on. Jog on. Fuck off. |
01:11:41 |
Bye. |