When Harry Met Sally

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00:02:07 I was sitting with my friend
00:02:11 It was a Horn & Hardart cafeteria.
00:02:15 And this beautiful girl walked in,
00:02:19 and I said "Arthur, you see that girl?
00:02:24 And two weeks later we were married.
00:02:27 And it's over 50 years later,
00:02:30 and we're still married.
00:02:39 ~ It's very clear
00:02:41 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO - 1977
00:02:42 ~ Our love is here to stay
00:02:46 - I love you.
00:02:48 ~ Not for a year
00:02:52 ~ But ever and a day
00:02:57 ~ Oh, the radio and the telephone
00:03:03 ~ And the movies that we know
00:03:06 ~ May just be passing fancies...
00:03:21 Hi, Sally. Sally, this is Harry Burns.
00:03:24 - Harry, this is Sally Albright.
00:03:27 - Wanna drive the first shift?
00:03:31 Back's open.
00:03:34 - Call me.
00:03:37 - Call me from the road.
00:03:41 - I love you.
00:03:48 Sorry.
00:03:50 - I miss you already. I miss you already.
00:03:53 - Bye.
00:03:54 ~ In time, the Rockies may crumble
00:03:58 ~ Gibraltar may tumble
00:04:00 ~ They only made of clay
00:04:03 ~ But
00:04:05 ~ Our love is here to stay
00:04:11 I have it all figured out. It's an 18-hour trip,
00:04:16 Or, alternatively,
00:04:20 There's a... There's a map on the visor
00:04:23 that I've marked to show the locations
00:04:27 Grape?
00:04:29 No. I don't like to eat between meals.
00:04:36 I'll roll down the window.
00:04:46 Why don't you tell me
00:04:50 - The story of my life?
00:04:54 That won't even get us out of Chicago.
00:04:58 - So I'm going to New York.
00:05:01 - Yes.
00:05:02 Like I'm going to journalism school.
00:05:05 So you can write about things
00:05:09 - That's one way to look at it.
00:05:12 Suppose you never meet anybody,
00:05:15 then you die and nobody notices for two
00:05:23 - Amanda said you had a dark side.
00:05:26 - Your dark side?
00:05:30 I know, you probably
00:05:33 I have just as much of a
00:05:36 Oh, really? When I buy a new book,
00:05:39 That way, if I die before I finish
00:05:42 That, my friend, is a dark side.
00:05:45 That doesn't mean you're deep.
00:05:49 - So am I.
00:05:52 No, you're too busy being happy.
00:05:55 - Yes.
00:05:57 that drifts in and out of the transom
00:06:01 And this makes you a better person?
00:06:03 Look, when the shit comes down,
00:06:07 In the meantime, you're gonna
00:06:17 - You're wrong.
00:06:21 - That's why he puts her on the plane.
00:06:24 Of course she wants to stay! Wouldn't you
00:06:28 I don't wanna spend my life in Casablanca
00:06:33 That probably sounds snobbish
00:06:36 - You'd rather be in a loveless marriage...
00:06:39 ..than with the man you had
00:06:42 just because he owns a bar
00:06:45 Yes.
00:06:46 And so would any woman in
00:06:50 even Ingrid Bergman, which is why she
00:06:57 I understand.
00:06:59 - What? What?
00:07:02 - What?
00:07:04 - Forget about what?
00:07:07 No, just tell me.
00:07:09 Obviously you haven't had great sex yet.
00:07:12 - Two, please.
00:07:14 - Yes, I have.
00:07:17 It just so happens that
00:07:38 With whom?
00:07:40 - What?
00:07:44 I'm not gonna tell you that!
00:07:46 Fine. Don't tell me.
00:07:53 - Shel Gordon.
00:07:57 No. No, you did not have
00:08:00 - I did, too.
00:08:03 A Sheldon can do your taxes. If you
00:08:07 But humpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit.
00:08:10 "Do it to me, Sheldon." "You're an animal,
00:08:15 - It doesn't work.
00:08:18 - What can I get you?
00:08:21 The chef's salad with the oil and vinegar
00:08:25 Chef and apple á la mode.
00:08:29 But I'd like the pie heated
00:08:32 I'd like strawberry, if you have it. If not,
00:08:37 If it's out of a can, nothing.
00:08:39 - Not even the pie?
00:08:49 - What?
00:08:54 - How come you broke up with Sheldon?
00:08:57 If you didn't, you wouldn't be with me.
00:09:02 First of all, I am not with you.
00:09:06 And second of all, it is none
00:09:09 You're right, you're right.
00:09:15 Well, it was because he was jealous and
00:09:20 Sorry, I need a judge's ruling on this.
00:09:23 - Days-of-the-week underpants?
00:09:25 They had days of the week on them
00:09:29 Then one day Sheldon says to me
00:09:32 He's all suspicious.
00:09:35 And I told him and he didn't believe me.
00:09:38 - What?
00:09:41 - Why not?
00:09:48 OK, so 15 % of my share is 90.
00:09:53 $6.90.
00:09:58 Let's leave seven.
00:10:03 What?
00:10:06 Do I have something on my face?
00:10:09 You're a very attractive person.
00:10:13 Thank you.
00:10:14 Amanda never said
00:10:17 Maybe she doesn't think I'm attractive.
00:10:19 I don't think it's a matter of opinion.
00:10:25 Amanda is my friend.
00:10:27 So?
00:10:29 - So you're going with her.
00:10:32 So you're coming on to me!
00:10:34 No, I wasn't.
00:10:37 What?
00:10:39 Can't a man say a woman is attractive
00:10:43 All right, all right.
00:10:45 Let's just say, just for the sake
00:10:49 What d'you want me to do about it?
00:10:53 You can't take it back.
00:10:55 - Why not?
00:10:57 What are we supposed to do?
00:11:01 Just let it lie.
00:11:04 - OK?
00:11:09 That's what I always say: "Let it lie."
00:11:12 Wanna spend the night in a motel?
00:11:14 - See? I didn't let it lie.
00:11:16 I said I would, then I didn't.
00:11:18 - Harry!
00:11:19 We are just going to be friends, OK?
00:11:22 Great! Friends! It's the best thing.
00:11:26 You realise
00:11:29 - Why not?
00:11:31 and this is not a come-on
00:11:34 is that men and women can't be friends,
00:11:40 That's not true. I have a number of
00:11:45 - You don't.
00:11:46 - You don't.
00:11:47 You only think you do.
00:11:48 I have sex with them
00:11:51 No, they all wanna have sex with you.
00:11:54 - They do not.
00:11:56 - They do not.
00:11:58 How do you know?
00:11:59 No man can be friends
00:12:02 He always wants to have sex with her.
00:12:05 So you're saying a man can be friends
00:12:09 No, you pretty much
00:12:13 What if they don't wanna have sex?
00:12:15 Doesn't matter. The sex thing is already
00:12:22 - I guess we're not gonna be friends then.
00:12:24 That's too bad.
00:12:26 You were the only person
00:12:29 ~ You say ee-ther, I say either
00:12:33 ~ You say nee-ther and I say neither
00:12:37 ~ Ee-ther, either
00:12:38 ~ And nee-ther, neither
00:12:40 ~ Let's call the whole thing off
00:12:44 ~ Yes, you like potato and I like pot-ahto
00:12:48 ~ You like tomato, I like tom-ahto
00:12:52 ~ Potato, pot-ahto
00:12:54 ~ Tomato, tom-ahto
00:12:56 ~ Let's call the whole thing off
00:13:06 - Thanks for the ride.
00:13:10 - It was nice knowing you.
00:13:22 - Well, have a nice life.
00:13:26 ~ You like potato and I like pot-ahto
00:13:29 ~ You like tomato, I like tom-ahto
00:13:33 ~ Potato, pot-ahto
00:13:35 ~ Tomato, tom-ahto
00:13:37 ~ Let's call the whole thing off
00:13:42 - We fell in love in high school.
00:13:46 But then after our junior year
00:13:50 - But I never forgot her.
00:13:54 No, her face was burned on my brain.
00:13:57 And it was 34 years later
00:14:01 and I saw her come out of Toffenetti's.
00:14:03 We both looked at each other,
00:14:05 and it was just as though
00:14:09 She was just as beautiful
00:14:13 He was just the same.
00:14:15 He looked exactly the same.
00:14:22 FIVE YEARS LATER
00:14:49 Joe! I thought it was you.
00:14:51 - Harry Burns.
00:14:53 - Good. How you doin'?
00:14:57 I was just walking by
00:14:59 Yeah, it was.
00:15:01 - You still with the DA's office?
00:15:05 I work with a small firm. We do
00:15:10 Harry, this is Sally Albright. Harry Burns.
00:15:14 Harry and I, we used to...
00:15:20 Well, listen, I got a plane to catch.
00:15:30 Thank God he couldn't place me. I drove
00:15:34 and it was the longest night of my life.
00:15:39 - What happened?
00:15:41 he was going with a girlfriend of mine...
00:15:45 Oh, God. I can't remember her name.
00:15:48 Don't get involved with me. I am 26
00:15:52 I was such good friends with
00:15:56 - So what happened?
00:15:58 When he made a pass, you said no...
00:16:01 I said we could just be friends.
00:16:04 And this part I remember. He said men
00:16:09 Do you think that's true?
00:16:12 No.
00:16:14 Do you have any women friends,
00:16:17 No.
00:16:19 But I will get one if it's important to you.
00:16:23 Amanda Reese!
00:16:25 That was her name. Thank God.
00:16:28 I will miss you. I love you.
00:16:32 - You do?
00:16:36 I love you.
00:17:01 - What would you like to drink?
00:17:03 - D'you have any Bloody Mary mix?
00:17:05 No, wait. Here's what I want. Regular
00:17:10 then add a splash of Bloody Mary mix -
00:17:15 The University of Chicago, right?
00:17:18 - Yes.
00:17:22 - No.
00:17:24 No. No!
00:17:27 We drove from Chicago to New York
00:17:31 - Would you two like to sit together?
00:17:40 You were a good friend of...
00:17:43 Amanda's. I can't believe
00:17:47 What do you mean?
00:17:49 - Reese.
00:17:52 - I have no idea.
00:17:55 You were friends. We didn't make it
00:17:58 - You went with her!
00:18:00 The sacrifice, for a friend
00:18:03 Harry, you might not believe this,
00:18:05 but I never considered
00:18:09 Fair enough. Fair enough.
00:18:15 - You wanted to be a gymnast.
00:18:17 - That's what I said. And?
00:18:21 Great. And you're with Joe.
00:18:23 Well, that's great. Great.
00:18:26 You're together, what, three weeks?
00:18:29 - A month. How did you know?
00:18:33 it's the beginning of a relationship. That
00:18:38 - Why?
00:18:41 and you don't take someone.
00:18:44 "How come you never take me
00:18:48 It's amazing. You look normal,
00:18:53 Are you gonna marry him?
00:18:56 We have known each other a month and
00:19:00 I'm getting married.
00:19:02 You are?
00:19:04 - You are?
00:19:07 - Who is she?
00:19:13 - You're getting married.
00:19:16 What's so funny about that?
00:19:20 It's just... It's just
00:19:23 You'd be amazed what
00:19:26 Well, it's wonderful.
00:19:29 Yeah. Plus, you get to a certain point
00:19:33 - What whole thing?
00:19:37 You meet someone, you have the safe
00:19:41 You go dancing,
00:19:45 go back to her place, have sex, and then
00:19:49 "How long do I have to lie here
00:19:52 "Is 30 seconds enough?"
00:19:55 That's what you're thinking? Is that true?
00:19:57 Sure. All men think that.
00:20:00 How long do you like to be
00:20:03 That's the problem. Somewhere between
00:20:07 - I don't have a problem.
00:20:24 - Staying over?
00:20:27 Would you like to have dinner?
00:20:30 You don't believe
00:20:33 - When did I say that?
00:20:35 No, no, no, no, I never said that.
00:20:38 Yes, that's right. They can't be friends.
00:20:42 Unless both are involved with someone.
00:20:46 If two people are in relationships, the
00:20:51 That doesn't work either.
00:20:55 why you need to be friends
00:20:57 like it means something
00:21:01 Then when you say "No, nothing
00:21:04 accuses you of being attracted
00:21:08 which you probably are.
00:21:11 So we're back to the rule
00:21:13 men and women can't be friends.
00:21:16 - Harry.
00:21:18 Goodbye.
00:21:20 OK.
00:21:28 I'll just stop walking. I'll let you go ahead.
00:21:35 We were married 40 years ago.
00:21:37 We were married three years,
00:21:41 - First you lived with Barbara.
00:21:43 But I didn't marry Barbara.
00:21:46 - Then you got a divorce.
00:21:49 Another divorce.
00:21:51 Then a couple of years later at
00:21:55 I was with some girl
00:21:58 - Roberta.
00:22:01 But I couldn't take my eyes off you.
00:22:03 I remember I snuck over to her
00:22:07 - What did I say?
00:22:10 Right. So I ditch Roberta, we go
00:22:14 35 years to the day
00:22:21 - I went through his pockets.
00:22:22 FIVE YEARS LATER
00:22:24 - You know what I found?
00:22:26 They just bought a dining-room table.
00:22:30 - Where?
00:22:33 The point is he's never gonna leave her.
00:22:35 What else is new?
00:22:38 You're right. I know you're right.
00:22:40 Can't you find someone single? When I
00:22:45 There must be someone.
00:22:47 Sally got the last good one.
00:22:50 - Joe and I broke up.
00:22:51 - When?
00:22:53 - You waited three days?
00:22:55 For God's sake, Marie, don't you
00:22:59 I'm not that upset.
00:23:02 But you were a couple.
00:23:04 You had someone to go places with.
00:23:08 I said to myself "You deserve
00:23:11 - And the clock is ticking.
00:23:16 God, you're in such great shape.
00:23:18 Well, I've had a few days
00:23:22 Good. Then you're ready.
00:23:26 - Really, Marie!
00:23:29 I've got the perfect guy.
00:23:33 She doesn't have a problem with chins.
00:23:35 - Marie, I'm not ready yet.
00:23:38 I am over him,
00:23:44 - Who is it?
00:23:48 You fixed me up with him six years ago.
00:23:50 Sorry. God.
00:23:53 All right, wait. Here. Here we go.
00:23:55 - Ken Darman.
00:23:59 Really?
00:24:01 Married.
00:24:03 - Wait. Wait, I got one.
00:24:06 there is no point going out with someone
00:24:10 but who right now would
00:24:14 OK, but don't wait too long. Remember
00:24:18 His wife left him and everyone said "Give
00:24:23 Six months later he was dead.
00:24:25 Are you saying I should marry quickly
00:24:29 At least you could say you were married.
00:24:32 I'm saying that the right man is out there.
00:24:37 and you'll spend your life knowing that
00:24:45 Ten! Hut!
00:25:01 - When did this happen?
00:25:05 and she says "I don't know
00:25:09 Like it's the institution. Nothing personal,
00:25:14 I'm calm. I say "Why don't we take time to
00:25:19 - Yeah, right.
00:25:22 She wants a trial separation.
00:25:25 But we can still date -
00:25:29 I got married so I could stop dating,
00:25:33 since the last thing you wanna do
00:25:36 Which is what I'm saying to her,
00:25:40 So I say to her
00:25:43 D'you know what she says?
00:25:46 That's harsh. You don't
00:25:50 - Thanks, Jess.
00:25:53 That's particularly harsh.
00:25:55 Then she says someone in her office
00:25:58 and she can sublet his apartment.
00:26:03 "I can sublet his apartment" - the words
00:26:07 - Like a cartoon.
00:26:09 So I go to the door and there are moving
00:26:14 I say "Helen, when did you call
00:26:17 So I ask the movers
00:26:20 And they're three huge guys. One with
00:26:25 So I said "Helen, when did you make this
00:26:31 I said "You've known for a week
00:26:34 And she says
00:26:39 Mr Zero knew you were getting
00:26:42 - Mr Zero knew.
00:26:44 - I haven't told you the bad part yet.
00:26:49 It's all a lie.
00:26:51 She's in love with somebody else.
00:26:55 - She moved in with him.
00:26:59 I followed her. Stood outside the building.
00:27:02 - That's so humiliating!
00:27:05 And, you know, I knew. I knew that even
00:27:09 And that one day
00:27:11 Marriages don't break up due to infidelity.
00:27:17 Oh, really?
00:27:24 So I just happened to see
00:27:28 What do you mean
00:27:31 Well, he was shaving,
00:27:34 What if he came out and saw you?
00:27:37 You're missing the point.
00:27:40 He just spent $1 20
00:27:46 - I don't think he's ever gonna leave her.
00:27:51 You're right, you're right.
00:28:08 Someone is staring at you
00:28:14 I know him. You'd like him. He's married.
00:28:18 - Who is he?
00:28:22 He's cute.
00:28:24 - You think he's cute?
00:28:27 Last time I saw him
00:28:30 - When was that?
00:28:33 So he might not be married any more.
00:28:36 Also, he's obnoxious.
00:28:38 It's like in The Lady Vanishes, when she
00:28:42 - "The most contemptible".
00:28:45 - Also, he never remembers me.
00:28:50 - Hi, Harry.
00:28:52 It is. This is Marie.
00:28:56 Was Marie.
00:28:58 - How are you?
00:29:00 - How's Joe?
00:29:03 I hear he's fine.
00:29:05 - You're not with Joe any more?
00:29:10 I'm sorry. That's too bad.
00:29:13 Yeah. Well, you know.
00:29:16 Yeah.
00:29:17 So...
00:29:19 - What about you?
00:29:21 How's married life?
00:29:24 I'm getting a divorce.
00:29:27 I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
00:29:32 Yeah, well, what're you gonna do?
00:29:34 What happened with you guys?
00:29:36 When Joe and I started seeing each other
00:29:40 We didn't wanna get married because
00:29:44 it ruined their relationship.
00:29:48 It's true. That's one of the secrets
00:29:52 I would sit with my girlfriends who have
00:29:58 and she would complain about
00:30:02 She didn't even complain about it.
00:30:05 She said they were up all night,
00:30:09 the kids took every sexual impulse
00:30:14 Joe and I would say "We're so lucky.
00:30:18 "We can have sex on the kitchen floor
00:30:23 "We can fly off to Rome
00:30:27 Then one day I was taking
00:30:31 cos I promised to take her to the circus.
00:30:36 "I spy a mailbox", "I spy a lamppost".
00:30:39 And she looked out the window
00:30:43 with these two little kids, and the man
00:30:47 And she said "I spy a family."
00:30:52 And I started to cry.
00:30:57 And I went home
00:31:00 we never do fly off to Rome
00:31:03 And the kitchen floor...?
00:31:05 Not once. It's this very cold,
00:31:12 Anyway,
00:31:14 we talked about it for a long time. I said
00:31:19 And I said "Well, I guess it's over."
00:31:25 And the thing is, I... I feel really fine.
00:31:29 I am over him.
00:31:32 That was it for him.
00:31:35 And every time I think about it, I am more
00:31:40 Boy, you sound really healthy.
00:31:43 Yeah.
00:31:45 - At least I got the apartment.
00:31:48 But really, what's so hard about finding an
00:31:53 You find out who died, go to the building,
00:31:56 It'd be easier if they combined
00:32:00 Then you have "Mr Klein died,
00:32:04 and a spacious three-bedroom
00:32:11 The first time we met
00:32:14 - I didn't like you.
00:32:15 You were just so uptight then.
00:32:19 I hate that kind of remark. It sounds
00:32:23 OK, you're still as hard as nails.
00:32:25 I didn't wanna sleep with you
00:32:29 instead of dealing with the possibility
00:32:34 What's the statute of limitations
00:32:38 - Ten years.
00:32:46 Would you like to have
00:32:49 Are we becoming friends now?
00:32:53 Well...
00:32:56 Yeah.
00:32:59 Great! A woman friend.
00:33:03 You may be the first attractive woman I've
00:33:08 That's wonderful, Harry.
00:33:11 - We were born in the same hospital,...
00:33:14 - ..seven days apart.
00:33:17 - We both grew up one block apart.
00:33:20 - On the Lower East Side.
00:33:23 - I moved to the Bronx when I was ten.
00:33:26 - She moved when she was 1 1 .
00:33:29 - She worked on the 1 5th floor as a nurse.
00:33:34 - I had a practice on the 14th floor.
00:33:37 - We never met.
00:33:39 - Can you imagine that?
00:33:43 - I was visiting family.
00:33:46 He was on the third floor,
00:33:49 I rode up nine extra floors
00:33:52 Nine extra floors.
00:34:04 - Hello.
00:34:07 - No, I was watching "Casablanca".
00:34:10 - Eleven.
00:34:13 So you'd be happier with Victor Laszlo
00:34:17 - When did I say that?
00:34:20 - I never said that. I'd never say that.
00:34:26 - Have you been sleeping?
00:34:28 Cos I haven't been sleeping.
00:34:33 Maybe I'm coming down with something. I
00:34:38 "Buenos días, Seòor Cleaver.
00:34:42 I'm not well.
00:34:43 I went to bed at 7.30.
00:34:47 That's the good thing
00:34:50 - I'm not depressed.
00:34:53 Do you still sleep
00:34:56 I did for a while,
00:34:59 God, that's great. I feel weird
00:35:04 I miss her.
00:35:07 - I don't miss him. I really don't.
00:35:10 You know what I miss?
00:35:12 I miss the idea ofhim.
00:35:16 Maybe I only miss the idea ofHelen.
00:35:19 No, I miss the whole Helen.
00:35:24 Last scene.
00:35:29 Goodbye, Rick. God bless you.
00:35:33 lngrid Bergman. She's low maintenance.
00:35:36 - Low maintenance?
00:35:39 - High maintenance and low maintenance.
00:35:43 An LM, definitely.
00:35:45 - Which one am I?
00:35:47 You're high maintenance,
00:35:50 - I don't see that.
00:35:52 "Waiter, a house salad,
00:35:55 "I'll have balsamic vinegar - on the side."
00:35:57 "Then salmon with mustard sauce,
00:36:01 - "On the side" is a big thing for you.
00:36:05 I know. High maintenance.
00:36:07 .. 10,000F should pay our expenses.
00:36:10 Our expenses?
00:36:12 Louis, I think this is the beginning
00:36:17 Best last line of a movie ever.
00:36:23 I'm definitely coming down with
00:36:28 - You don't have a tumour.
00:36:30 - If you're so worried, go see a doctor.
00:36:35 - Will you be able to sleep?
00:36:37 - What'll you do?
00:36:41 Maybe I should practise now.
00:36:49 Good night, Harry.
00:36:51 Good night.
00:37:27 I had my dream again - where I'm making
00:37:31 I'd nailed the compulsories,
00:37:34 I got a 9.8 from the Canadian,
00:37:38 and my mother, disguised as
00:37:41 Must've been the dismount.
00:37:44 Basically it's the same one
00:37:47 - What happens?
00:37:49 - Don't tell me.
00:37:52 - What's he look like?
00:37:56 A faceless guy. OK. Then what happens?
00:37:59 He rips off my clothes.
00:38:01 - Then what happens?
00:38:06 That's it? A faceless guy
00:38:08 And that's the sex fantasy you've had
00:38:13 Well, sometimes I vary it a little.
00:38:15 - Which part?
00:38:23 - What?
00:38:27 I have decided that for today
00:38:30 we are going to talk like this.
00:38:33 - Like this?
00:38:36 - Pepper.
00:38:37 - Pepper.
00:38:38 - Pepper.
00:38:39 - Pepper.
00:38:40 Waiter, there is too much pepper
00:38:45 Waiter, there is too much pepper
00:38:49 But I would be proud
00:38:53 Oh, no!
00:38:54 - But I would be proud.
00:38:56 - To partake.
00:38:58 - Of your pecan pie.
00:39:01 - Pecan pie.
00:39:02 - Pecan pie.
00:39:06 - Would you like to go to the movies?
00:39:09 Not to repeat. Please, to answer. Would
00:39:17 Well, I'd love to, Harry, but I can't.
00:39:19 What do you have? A hot date?
00:39:22 - Well, yeah. Yeah.
00:39:25 Yeah. I was gonna tell you,
00:39:29 - Why?
00:39:32 I think it's great that you have a date.
00:39:34 - You do?
00:39:43 - Is that what you're gonna wear?
00:39:45 Well, I don't know. Why?
00:39:49 I think you should wear skirts more.
00:39:53 - I do?
00:39:56 I think hieroglyphics are really a comic
00:40:01 - Harry, you should get out there, too.
00:40:05 - You should.
00:40:09 It's time.
00:40:10 It was the most
00:40:14 See, no, it has to go this way.
00:40:17 The first date back
00:40:20 You only had one date.
00:40:22 - How do you know it won't get worse?
00:40:25 than finishing dinner, having him pull
00:40:30 We're talking dream date
00:40:33 It started out fine.
00:40:37 And we're talking in this Ethiopian
00:40:41 I was making jokes, like
00:40:44 "This'll be a quick meal. I'll order
00:40:48 Yeah! Nothing from her, not even a smile.
00:40:50 I downshift into small talk
00:40:53 She says Michigan State.
00:40:57 All of a sudden I'm in the middle
00:41:00 my heart's beatin' fast
00:41:03 - Helen went to Michigan State?
00:41:06 But they're both Big Ten schools.
00:41:08 I got so upset
00:41:13 Harry, I think this takes a long time.
00:41:15 It might be months before we're able
00:41:19 Yeah.
00:41:21 Maybe longer before we're able
00:41:24 I went to bed with her.
00:41:27 - You went to bed with her?!
00:41:36 - I don't understand this relationship.
00:41:39 - Enjoy being with her?
00:41:41 - You find her attractive?
00:41:43 - And you're not sleeping with her?
00:41:45 You're afraid to let yourself be happy.
00:41:47 Why can't you gimme credit for this?
00:41:51 I never had a relationship with a woman
00:41:54 - Are you finished?
00:41:58 - Were not.
00:41:59 - Were not!
00:42:01 - Big jerk.
00:42:04 - Where was I?
00:42:05 Yeah.
00:42:07 It's very freeing. I can say anything to her.
00:42:11 Are you saying you can say things to her
00:42:14 No, it's just a different perspective.
00:42:19 She tells me about the men she sees,
00:42:23 - You tell her about other women?
00:42:25 Like the other night, I made love
00:42:28 I took her to a place that wasn't human.
00:42:32 - You made a woman meow?
00:42:37 And the great thing is, I don't have to lie
00:42:41 - I can just be myself.
00:42:46 What do you do with these women?
00:42:49 - Sure.
00:42:52 I say I have an early meeting,
00:42:55 - You don't play squash.
00:42:59 - That's disgusting.
00:43:02 I'm so glad I never got involved with you.
00:43:04 I just would've been some woman you
00:43:08 and go clean your andirons.
00:43:11 - Not that I would know this.
00:43:15 Yes, it is! You are a human affront
00:43:19 Hey, I don't hear anyone complaining.
00:43:22 Of course not.
00:43:25 - I think they have an OK time.
00:43:29 What d'ya mean how do I know? I know.
00:43:31 - Because they...
00:43:36 - How do you know that they're really...
00:43:41 - It's possible.
00:43:43 Why? Most women
00:43:47 - They haven't faked it with me.
00:43:51 Because I know.
00:43:55 Right. That's right.
00:43:57 I forgot. You're a man.
00:43:59 - What is that supposed to mean?
00:44:01 All men are sure it never happened
00:44:05 so you do the math.
00:44:07 You don't think I could tell the difference?
00:44:10 - No.
00:44:26 Are you OK?
00:44:32 Oh, God.
00:44:35 Oh, God.
00:44:44 Oh, God.
00:44:46 Oh, yeah, right there.
00:44:54 Oh, God.
00:44:56 Yes! Yes! Yes!
00:45:00 Yes! Yes!
00:45:01 Yes!
00:45:05 Oh, yes! Yes! Yes!
00:45:09 Yes! Yes! Yes!
00:45:12 Yes! Yes! Yes!
00:45:18 Oh, God.
00:45:29 I'll have what she's having.
00:45:33 ~ Sleigh bells ring
00:45:35 ~ Are you listening?
00:45:37 ~ ln the lane snow is glistening
00:45:41 ~ A beautiful sight
00:45:44 ~ We're happy tonight
00:45:46 ~ Walking in a winter wonderland
00:45:49 ~ Gone away is the bluebird
00:45:53 ~ Here to stay is a new bird
00:45:58 ~ He sings a love song as we go along
00:46:02 ~ Walking in a winter wonderland
00:46:06 ~ ln the meadow we can build a snowman
00:46:11 ~ And pretend that he is Parson Brown
00:46:15 ~ He'll say "Are you married?"
00:46:16 ~ We'll say "No, man"
00:46:19 ~ "But you can do thejob
00:46:23 ~ Later on we'll conspire
00:46:28 ~ As we dream by the fire
00:46:32 ~ To face unafraid the plans that we made
00:46:36 ~ Walking in a winter wonderland
00:46:40 ~ lfthey asked me
00:46:43 ~ I could write a book
00:46:47 ~ About the way you walk and whisper...
00:46:52 - I like you with no beard. I see your face.
00:46:56 Whoa! Dipping you.
00:47:01 - Thank you for taking me out tonight.
00:47:05 The next New Year's Eve, if neither
00:47:08 Deal.
00:47:11 See? Now we can dance cheek to cheek.
00:47:17 ~ lsjust to tell them
00:47:19 ~ That I love you a lot
00:47:24 ~ Then the world discovers
00:47:29 ~ As my book ends
00:47:32 ~ How to make two lovers
00:47:37 ~ Of friends
00:47:39 Hey, everybody!
00:47:42 - Ten,...
00:47:45 - Yeah.
00:47:48 three, two, one!
00:47:50 Happy New Year!
00:48:13 - Happy New Year.
00:48:22 He was a head counsellor at boys' camp,
00:48:27 and they had a social one night,
00:48:31 I thought he was coming
00:48:34 cos people were always
00:48:38 But he was coming to talk to me,
00:48:41 "I'm Ben Small
00:48:44 At that moment I knew. I knew
00:48:50 You sent flowers to yourself.
00:48:52 $60 I spent on this big arrangement
00:48:56 that I planned to leave on the table
00:49:00 What did the card say?
00:49:03 "Please say yes. Love Jonathan."
00:49:05 - Did it work?
00:49:07 He forgot a charity thing his wife is
00:49:11 - Of course he isn't.
00:49:15 - Where is this place?
00:49:18 I can't believe I'm doing this.
00:49:20 Harry is one of my best friends
00:49:24 And if you two hit it off, we could still
00:49:28 like you do when you date someone
00:49:31 You and I haven't drifted apart
00:49:35 If Arthur ever left his wife
00:49:39 I am sure that you and I would drift apart.
00:49:42 He's never gonna leave her.
00:49:44 Of course he isn't.
00:49:47 You're right. I know you're right.
00:49:49 - I dunno about this.
00:49:51 I've finally gotten to a place where I'm
00:49:56 - If she's so great why don't you date her?
00:50:00 - So she's not attractive?
00:50:03 - You said she had a good personality.
00:50:09 What?
00:50:10 When someone's not attractive, they're
00:50:15 If you'd asked about looks and
00:50:18 she's not attractive.
00:50:20 But because I mentioned she has
00:50:24 Attractive with a good personality,
00:50:28 - So which one is she?
00:50:30 But not beautiful, right?
00:50:34 It's like, whenever I read Jimmy Breslin,
00:50:39 - for the City of New York.
00:50:43 He's saying that we've got people
00:50:49 Would I have seen any of your windows?
00:50:51 A couple of weeks ago
00:50:55 - The people in blindfolds.
00:50:58 I thought it was like late '80s.
00:51:01 That's interesting.
00:51:03 Let's just say I'm not
00:51:06 Well, he's the reason I became a writer,
00:51:23 Harry, you and Marie
00:51:26 - Really?
00:51:28 - South Orange.
00:51:37 - So, what are we gonna order?
00:51:41 Jess, Sally is a great orderer.
00:51:44 but she orders it in a way even the chef
00:51:48 - Restaurants have become too important.
00:51:51 "Restaurants are to people in the '80s
00:51:55 I read that in a magazine.
00:51:58 I wrote that.
00:52:00 - Get outta here.
00:52:03 I've never quoted anything
00:52:06 Don't you think that's amazing?
00:52:09 I also wrote
00:52:12 - Get over yourself!
00:52:15 - Where did I read that?
00:52:17 Sally writes for New York Magazine.
00:52:20 You know, that piece had a real impact
00:52:24 It spoke to you, and that pleases me.
00:52:26 I mean, you have to admire people
00:52:30 Nobody has ever quoted
00:52:43 I've been looking for a red suede pump.
00:52:48 What do you think of Jess?
00:52:51 - Well...
00:52:55 - I don't know...
00:52:59 - You wanna go out with Jess.
00:53:02 Sure. Sure. I'm just worried about Harry.
00:53:05 He's sensitive, he's going through a rough
00:53:10 I wouldn't. I totally understand.
00:53:13 If you don't think you're gonna call Marie,
00:53:16 - No, no.
00:53:18 But for tonight you shouldn't.
00:53:22 You can call Marie, but wait a week or so.
00:53:26 Fine. No problem.
00:53:30 Well, I don't feel like walking any more.
00:53:34 - I'll go with you.
00:53:48 A man came to me and said
00:53:53 "She lives in the next village
00:53:57 and she is ready for marriage."
00:54:02 We were not supposed to meet
00:54:06 but I wanted to make sure.
00:54:08 So I sneak into her village,
00:54:12 watch her washing the clothes.
00:54:16 I think if I don't like the way she looks,
00:54:21 But she looked very nice to me.
00:54:24 So I said "OK" to the man.
00:54:28 We get married.
00:54:30 We married for 55 years.
00:54:35 FOUR MONTHS LATER
00:54:40 - I have to get this.
00:54:43 - We'll find something. Great stuff.
00:54:47 - Here. Perfect for them.
00:54:50 Battery-operated pith helmet, with fan.
00:54:53 - Why is this necessary in life?
00:54:55 Look at this. Also makes great fries.
00:54:59 Good. Call off the dogs. The hunt is over.
00:55:02 Sally, this is the greatest.
00:55:05 Sally, please report to me.
00:55:08 Look. This is the greatest.
00:55:10 This is a singing machine. Look, you sing
00:55:16 - This is from Oklahoma!
00:55:19 Yes, perfect.
00:55:23 ~ Chicks and ducks and geese
00:55:26 ~ When I take you out in my surrey
00:55:29 ~ When I take you out in my surrey
00:55:33 Now you!
00:55:34 ~ Watch that fringe and see how it flutters
00:55:37 ~ When I drive those
00:55:40 ~ Nosey pokes'll
00:55:42 ~ And their eyes will pop!
00:55:44 ~ The wheels are yellow,
00:55:47 ~ The dashboard's genuine leather
00:55:50 ~ With isinglass curtains that will ro...
00:55:53 What?
00:55:54 It's my voice, isn't it? You hate my voice.
00:55:57 - I know, it's terrible. Joe hated it...
00:56:01 Helen?
00:56:03 She's coming right towards me.
00:56:13 - How are you, Harry?
00:56:18 This is Ira Stone. Harry Burns.
00:56:21 Harry.
00:56:27 I'm sorry. This is Sally Albright.
00:56:30 and Ira.
00:56:32 Sally.
00:56:34 - Nice to meet you.
00:56:39 Well...
00:56:41 - See you.
00:56:46 Nice to meet you, Ira.
00:56:53 You OK?
00:56:56 Yeah, I'm perfect.
00:56:59 She looked weird, didn't she?
00:57:02 - I've never seen her before.
00:57:06 - Must be retaining water.
00:57:08 Believe me, the woman saved everything.
00:57:13 Sure you're OK?
00:57:15 I'm fine.
00:57:18 In a city of eight million, you're bound
00:57:23 And now I'm fine.
00:57:27 I like it. It works. It says "home" to me.
00:57:30 All right. All right.
00:57:34 What do you think?
00:57:37 - It's nice.
00:57:39 Of course he likes it - he's a guy.
00:57:41 Sally?
00:57:45 What's so awful about it?
00:57:46 It's so awful, there's no way to begin
00:57:50 Honey, I don't object to your things.
00:57:53 If we had room, you could put
00:57:56 Honey, wait, wait. Honey, wait.
00:58:01 Harry, come on,
00:58:04 I'm on your side.
00:58:06 I have good taste!
00:58:09 Everybody thinks they have good taste,
00:58:14 You know, it's funny.
00:58:17 We hung things, we picked out tiles
00:58:22 Six years later you're singing "Surrey
00:58:27 - Do we have to talk about this right now?
00:58:32 because I want our friends to benefit
00:58:36 Right now everything is great. Everyone
00:58:41 But sooner or later, you'll be screaming
00:58:46 This $8 dish will cost $1 ,000 in calls to the
00:58:51 - Harry!
00:58:53 Jess, Marie,
00:58:56 Put your name in your books right now
00:59:00 because some day you'll go 1 5 rounds
00:59:06 This stupid, wagon-wheel,
00:59:12 - I thought you liked it.
00:59:20 He just bumped into Helen.
00:59:29 I want you to know
00:59:32 that I will never want
00:59:45 I know, I know, I shouldn't have done it.
00:59:48 Harry, you have to try to find a way of
00:59:52 every moment that you have them.
00:59:55 - Oh, really?
00:59:57 There are times and places for things.
01:00:00 Well, the next time you're giving a lecture
01:00:05 Hey! You don't have
01:00:09 I'm entitled to throw anger your way.
01:00:11 Especially when I'm being told how
01:00:15 - What's that supposed to mean?
01:00:19 - You never get upset about anything!
01:00:22 What?
01:00:24 You never get upset about Joe. I never
01:00:28 - Don't you experience feelings of loss?
01:00:32 - If you're over Joe, why not see people?
01:00:36 See people! Have you slept
01:00:39 What the hell does that
01:00:42 That will prove I'm over Joe
01:00:46 You have to move back to New Jersey cos
01:00:50 I don't see that turning Helen
01:00:54 Besides, I will make love
01:00:57 Not the way you do it,
01:01:01 Are you finished now?
01:01:04 Yes.
01:01:05 Can I say something?
01:01:08 Yes.
01:01:12 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:01:25 Don't say a word!
01:01:31 It's a monkey, a monkey.
01:01:34 - It's an ape. Going ape.
01:01:37 - Planet ofthe Apes!
01:01:40 - It doesn't look like a baby.
01:01:44 - Baby ape!
01:01:47 - Baby's breath.
01:01:50 - "Won't You Come Home, Bill Baby?"
01:01:53 - "Melancholy Baby's Mouth"!
01:01:58 - 1 5 seconds.
01:02:00 - Baby boom!
01:02:02 Draw something resembling anything!
01:02:04 - Crying baby. Kiss the baby.
01:02:08 - "Yes Sir, That's My Baby".
01:02:12 - That's it. Time's up.
01:02:15 Baby talk? What's that?
01:02:18 But "baby-fish mouth" is sweeping
01:02:22 Final score. Our team: 1 10.
01:02:25 You guys: 60.
01:02:27 - Ouch. Fix! Definitely a fix.
01:02:30 - I can't draw.
01:02:35 You're wonderful.
01:02:37 - Who wants coffee?
01:02:40 - D'you have tea?
01:02:43 - I'll help you. Decaf?
01:02:47 - Three.
01:02:49 - Where's the bathroom?
01:02:58 Never looked like a baby to me.
01:03:00 - Which part?
01:03:02 - You were gonna show me a book cover.
01:03:05 Julian, help yourself.
01:03:10 I like saying den. Got a nice ring to it.
01:03:12 Emily's a little young for Harry,
01:03:15 Well, she's young,
01:03:18 What has she done? She makes desserts.
01:03:20 - Does Julian seem a little stuffy to you?
01:03:25 He's too tall to talk to.
01:03:26 She makes 3,500
01:03:30 Emily is "Aunt Emily"?
01:03:33 He took us to a Met game last week.
01:03:35 - You all went to a Met game together?
01:03:40 But Sally hates baseball.
01:03:41 Harry doesn't even like sweets.
01:03:43 Julian is great.
01:03:46 I know. He's a grown-up.
01:03:48 - Emily is terrific.
01:03:51 when Kennedy was shot,
01:04:06 - Hello?
01:04:08 Yeah. I was just finishing a book.
01:04:10 - Could you come over?
01:04:14 - He's getting married.
01:04:17 Joe!
01:04:19 I'll be right there.
01:04:25 - Hi.
01:04:30 Come on in.
01:04:35 - I'm sorry to call you so late.
01:04:39 - I need a Kleenex!
01:04:41 OK. OK.
01:04:43 He just called me up,
01:04:46 "Fine. How are you?" "Fine."
01:04:48 His secretary's on vacation,
01:04:52 He's got a big case in Newark,
01:04:57 And I'm sitting on the phone thinking
01:05:01 I can't believe I was ever
01:05:06 And then he said "I have some news."
01:05:13 She works in his office. She's a paralegal.
01:05:19 He just met her!
01:05:21 She's supposed to be his
01:05:31 All this time, I've been saying
01:05:37 But the truth is,
01:05:39 he didn't wanna marry me.
01:05:45 He didn't love me.
01:05:51 If you could take him back
01:05:55 No!
01:05:57 But why didn't he wanna marry me?
01:06:01 - What's the matter with me?
01:06:04 - I'm difficult.
01:06:06 - I'm too structured. I'm closed off.
01:06:11 No, no, no. I drove him away.
01:06:16 And I'm gonna be 40!
01:06:19 When?
01:06:21 - Some day.
01:06:23 But it's there! It's just sitting there
01:06:30 And it's not the same for men. Charlie
01:06:35 Yeah, but he was too old to pick 'em up.
01:06:43 Come here. Come here.
01:06:45 It's gonna be OK.
01:06:47 It's gonna be fine, you'll see.
01:06:51 Go ahead. It's not one
01:06:55 It's gonna be OK. Hm?
01:07:03 Hm? OK?
01:07:06 OK.
01:07:10 - I'll make some tea.
01:07:14 Oh, sure.
01:07:22 OK? Hm?
01:07:55 Are you comfortable?
01:07:57 Sure.
01:08:03 - D'you want something to drink?
01:08:08 I'm going to get up for some water,
01:08:12 OK. Water.
01:09:07 You have all your video tapes
01:09:11 Thank you.
01:09:13 - D'you wanna watch something?
01:09:17 No. That's OK.
01:09:32 - D'you wanna go to sleep?
01:10:09 Where are you going?
01:10:11 I gotta go.
01:10:15 Gotta go home, change my clothes
01:10:18 But after work I'd like to take you
01:10:22 - Yes.
01:10:25 - Fine.
01:10:45 - Yours!
01:10:47 - Sorry to call so early.
01:10:50 No one I know would call at this hour.
01:10:53 - No one I know would call.
01:10:55 - I need to talk.
01:10:57 - Harry came over.
01:10:59 - I was upset Joe was marrying.
01:11:02 - Before I knew it we were kissing. Then...
01:11:05 They did it!
01:11:06 - That's great!
01:11:08 - You shoulda done it before.
01:11:11 - You belong together.
01:11:14 - Two wrongs make a right.
01:11:16 - During part was good,...
01:11:18 - ..then I felt suffocated.
01:11:20 - Sorry.
01:11:21 - I had to go.
01:11:23 - I feel bad.
01:11:25 I don't blame you.
01:11:26 - I feel ill.
01:11:28 Look, it didn't work out.
01:11:30 Never sleep with anyone
01:11:33 - Who's talking?
01:11:35 - It's Jane Fonda on the VCR.
01:11:38 Wanna have breakfast?
01:11:39 - No, I'm not up to it.
01:11:41 - Good.
01:11:43 - But call me later.
01:11:46 - OK. Bye.
01:11:47 - Bye.
01:11:50 - God!
01:11:54 Tell me I'll never have to be
01:12:00 You will never have to be out there again.
01:12:06 I'll just say we made a mistake.
01:12:09 Sally, it was a mistake.
01:12:14 I just hope I get to say it first.
01:12:17 I hope she says it before I do.
01:12:23 - It was a mistake.
01:12:28 I'm not saying last night wasn't great.
01:12:31 - It was!
01:12:35 - We just never should have done it.
01:12:38 - I am so relieved!
01:12:42 Yeah.
01:12:46 Two mixed green salads.
01:13:16 It is so nice when you can sit
01:13:25 Most of the time,
01:13:27 then she tells you all her stories,
01:13:31 But with Sally and me,
01:13:35 So once we went to bed, we didn't know
01:13:39 Sure, Harry.
01:13:42 I don't know.
01:13:43 Maybe you get to a point in a relationship
01:13:58 Is Harry bringing anyone to the wedding?
01:14:00 I don't think so.
01:14:04 - Is he seeing anyone?
01:14:10 - What does she look like?
01:14:14 Your basic nightmare.
01:14:20 What d'ya think?
01:14:24 Marie...
01:14:26 Tell the truth.
01:14:29 It's just beautiful.
01:15:02 We are gathered here today to celebrate
01:15:08 And to consecrate
01:15:11 The vows they will take join their lives.
01:15:15 The wine they will share
01:15:20 And by the rings they will wear,
01:15:22 they will be known to all
01:15:37 I've never seen her so happy.
01:15:41 Oh, yeah, she is. It's great,
01:15:45 - Me?
01:15:48 - Oh, yeah! Yeah, I do.
01:15:53 - Hi.
01:15:59 - Nice ceremony.
01:16:05 Boy, the holidays are rough! Every year I
01:16:10 A lot of suicides.
01:16:13 - Would you like a pea pod with shrimp?
01:16:18 - How've you been?
01:16:20 - Seeing anybody?
01:16:22 - What?
01:16:24 - Why not?
01:16:28 Why can't we get past this? Are we
01:16:32 - Forever? It just happened!
01:16:36 You know how a year to a person
01:16:40 Yes!
01:16:44 Is one of us supposed to be a dog
01:16:47 - Yes.
01:16:50 - You are.
01:16:53 I am the dog! I...
01:17:01 I don't see that. You are the dog. You act
01:17:06 No, I don't, but why
01:17:09 Because it does! You know it better than
01:17:15 - I didn't walk out.
01:17:18 - We both agreed it was a mistake.
01:17:23 - What do you want from me?
01:17:25 Fine! But let's just get one thing straight. I
01:17:30 But you looked at me with these weepy
01:17:34 - What was I supposed to do?
01:17:38 - No! I was...
01:17:44 Everybody, could I have
01:17:47 I'd like to propose a toast,
01:17:51 To Harry and Sally.
01:17:53 If Marie or I had found either of them
01:17:58 we would not be here today.
01:18:09 ~ Have yourselfa merry little Christmas
01:18:15 ~ Let yourselfbe light
01:18:19 ~ From now on
01:18:29 ~ Have yourself a merry little Christmas
01:18:34 ~ Make the yuletide gay
01:18:38 ~ From now on
01:18:46 Hi, it's me. It's the holiday season,
01:18:48 and I thought I'd remind you
01:18:52 And, although it's not widely known,
01:18:56 So, if you felt like calling me back,
01:18:59 I'd be more than happy to do
01:19:03 Give me a call.
01:19:20 Hi, I'm not home. I'll call you right back.
01:19:23 If you're there, please pick up.
01:19:29 The fact you're not answering leads me
01:19:34 B: home, but don't wanna talk to me, or C:
01:19:37 home, desperately wanna talk to me,
01:19:42 If it's either A or C, please call me back.
01:19:47 Obviously she doesn't wanna talk to me.
01:19:51 If she wants to call, she'll call.
01:19:55 ~ If you're feeling sad and lonely
01:19:58 ~ There's a service I can render
01:20:01 ~ Tell the one who digs you only
01:20:04 ~ I can be so warm and tender
01:20:08 ~ Call me
01:20:09 ~ Maybe it's late tojust call me
01:20:13 ~ Don't be afraid to just phone moi
01:20:16 ~ Call me and I'll be around
01:20:20 Give me a call.
01:20:22 - Hi, Harry.
01:20:24 I didn't know that you would...
01:20:27 - What're you doing?
01:20:30 Where you going?
01:20:32 - What do you want, Harry?
01:20:35 I... I just called to say I'm sorry.
01:20:40 OK.
01:20:48 - I gotta go.
01:20:52 What're you doin' for New Year's? Going
01:20:56 If you don't have a date, we always said
01:21:02 I can't do this any more.
01:21:06 Goodbye.
01:21:16 And here we are once again. The 16th
01:21:22 coming to you live...
01:21:24 What's so bad about this?
01:21:27 You got Mallomars,
01:21:30 And you're about to give the Knicks
01:21:51 I don't know why I let you drag me to this.
01:21:58 This is much better. Fresh air,
01:22:02 Who needs to be at a big, crowded party,
01:22:06 Plus, this is the perfect time
01:22:10 This is good.
01:22:23 So the guy says "Read the card."
01:22:35 - I'm going home.
01:22:39 Oh, God!
01:23:07 You realise that
01:23:10 - Why not?
01:23:12 men and women can't be friends,
01:23:16 That's not true!
01:23:17 No man can be friends
01:23:20 - He always wants to have sex with her.
01:23:24 Doesn't matter. The sex thing is already
01:23:28 And that is the end ofthe story.
01:23:30 - I guess we're not gonna be friends then.
01:23:33 That's too bad.
01:23:35 You were the only person
01:23:41 ~ It had to be you
01:23:50 ~ It had to be you
01:23:57 ~ I wandered around
01:24:00 ~ And I finally found
01:24:04 ~ The somebody who
01:24:11 ~ Could make me be true
01:24:17 ~ And could make me be blue...
01:24:22 - I'm going.
01:24:26 - The thought of not kissing somebody...
01:24:30 Hey, taxi! Taxi!
01:24:33 Taxi!
01:24:35 Shit.
01:24:38 - Come on, stay. Please.
01:24:42 - Wait two minutes.
01:24:45 ~ Might never be mean
01:24:52 ~ Might never be cross
01:24:56 ~ Or try to be boss
01:25:00 ~ But they wouldn't do
01:25:06 ~ For nobody else
01:25:10 ~ Gave me a thrill
01:25:14 ~ With all your faults
01:25:17 ~ I love you still
01:25:20 ~ It had to be you...
01:25:23 I've been doin' a lot of thinkin',
01:25:27 - What?
01:25:30 - How d'you expect me to respond to this?
01:25:34 - How about I'm leaving?
01:25:38 Sorry, Harry. I know it's New Year's Eve,
01:25:42 but you just can't show up, say you love
01:25:48 - It doesn't work this way.
01:25:51 - I don't know, but not this way.
01:25:55 I love that you get cold when it's 71° out.
01:25:57 I love that it takes you 1 1/2 hours
01:26:00 I love that you get a crinkle here
01:26:03 I love that after I spend a day with you
01:26:07 And I love that you are the last person I
01:26:12 And it's not because I'm lonely
01:26:16 I came cos when you realise you wanna
01:26:20 you want the rest of your life
01:26:26 You see?
01:26:29 That is just like you, Harry.
01:26:31 You say things like that and you make it
01:26:36 And I hate you, Harry.
01:26:40 I really hate you.
01:26:46 I hate you.
01:27:04 What does this song mean?
01:27:08 "Should auld acquaintance be forgot" -
01:27:11 Or if we forget them,
01:27:14 Which is not possible
01:27:16 Maybe it just means we should remember
01:27:23 Anyway, it's about old friends.
01:27:33 The first time we met
01:27:35 No, I hated you. The second time we met,
01:27:40 I did, too! I remembered you.
01:27:42 The third time we met
01:27:45 - We were friends for a long time.
01:27:48 And then we fell in love.
01:27:51 - Three months later we got married.
01:27:55 12 years and three months.
01:27:56 - We had a really wonderful wedding.
01:28:01 - We had this enormous coconut cake.
01:28:05 And there was this very rich
01:28:08 Right. Cos not everybody likes it
01:28:12 Particularly, the coconut soaks up a lot,
01:28:16 ~ It had to be you
01:28:19 ~ It had to be you
01:28:22 ~ I wandered around and finally found
01:28:24 ~ The somebody who
01:28:27 ~ Could make me be true
01:28:29 ~ Could make me be blue
01:28:32 ~ And even be gladjust to be sad
01:28:34 ~ Thinking of you
01:28:38 ~ But you say ee-ther, and I say either
01:28:40 ~ You say nee-ther, I say neither
01:28:43 ~ Ee-ther, either Nee-ther, neither
01:28:45 ~ Let's call the whole thing off
01:28:48 ~ You say potato and I say pot-ahto
01:28:50 ~ You say tomato, I say tom-ahto
01:28:53 ~ Potato, pot-ahto Tomato, tom-ahto
01:28:55 ~ Let's call the whole thing off
01:28:58 ~ Oh, if we call the whole thing off,
01:29:03 ~ And though if we ever part,
01:29:08 ~ You say laughter, I say larf-ter
01:29:11 ~ You say after, I say arf-ter
01:29:13 ~ Before we know we need each other
01:29:15 ~ So we'd better call, call it off, oh!
01:29:18 ~ Let's
01:29:20 ~ Oh, let's
01:29:23 ~ Baby, let's
01:29:25 ~ Sugar, why don't we
01:29:28 ~ Let's, let's call the whole thing
01:30:12 ~ They're writing songs oflove,
01:30:17 ~ A lucky star's above, but not for me
01:30:22 ~ With love to lead the way,
01:30:27 ~ Than any Russian play could guarantee
01:30:32 ~ I was a fool to fall and get that way
01:30:37 ~ Hi-ho alas
01:30:39 ~ And also lackaday
01:30:42 ~ Although I can't dismiss
01:30:48 ~ I guess she's not
01:30:51 ~ For
01:30:53 ~ Me
01:30:58 ~ It had to be you
01:31:00 ~ It had to be you
01:31:08 ~ For nobody else gave me a thrill
01:31:10 ~ With all your faults, I love you still
01:31:13 ~ It had to be you, wonderful you
01:31:16 ~ It had to be you