When In Rome

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00:00:01 [Jason Mraz: Kicking With You]
00:01:08 [3OH!3 featuring Katy Perry:
00:01:28 Great job, you guys.
00:01:31 Has anyone seen Stacy?
00:01:35 Stacy? Stacy, where are you guys?
00:01:38 Hey boss.
00:01:40 Hey, did you check out
00:01:42 The one breathing on the Monet?
00:01:44 I called security.
00:01:45 I think it's best to steer clear of him,
00:01:49 Is that for me?
00:01:50 - No, no, that's my...
00:01:51 The show is going great. To Beth!
00:01:54 - Our fearless leader.
00:01:56 Thank you, guys.
00:01:58 My God. Is that Brady Sacks?
00:02:01 Beth's ex? Where?
00:02:02 Not a funny joke.
00:02:04 Because if Brady
00:02:07 I mean at my event, no less, after he...
00:02:09 - Dumped you like yesterday's trash?
00:02:12 and fed it to the Central Park pigeons?
00:02:13 Come on, I'm not even
00:02:15 Well, I am, OK?
00:02:19 Who cares?! That's what I say.
00:02:25 He's right behind me, isn't he?
00:02:30 - Brady...
00:02:35 - Great show.
00:02:44 What are you...
00:02:47 Look, I know you're crazy busy,
00:02:48 but there's something
00:02:51 Something I think'll make up
00:02:57 OK.
00:02:59 I've got 3 words for you,
00:03:03 - I was wrong.
00:03:07 A year ago, when I broke up
00:03:09 you cared more about your work
00:03:12 Yeah, I remember, Brady, really clearly,
00:03:14 when you broke up with me
00:03:17 I'm sorry about that,
00:03:21 - I get it.
00:03:23 Barely. I think he said he gets it.
00:03:26 He gets it!
00:03:27 I'm ready to jump in again,
00:03:32 You want to jump in again?
00:03:36 Yeah.
00:03:40 Yeah. I mean, maybe. If it's slow.
00:03:43 You made me realize
00:03:46 how hard someone works,
00:03:51 Yes. I can't believe
00:03:54 I'm just a little overwhelmed.
00:03:55 I met someone who works
00:03:59 only now I can accept her for that.
00:04:02 - We're getting engaged!
00:04:05 Did I just hear that right?
00:04:07 Our host and curator, Beth Martin,
00:04:11 [Patrice Irving, Richard Wagner:
00:04:27 No, I'm not. I'm not getting engaged!
00:04:30 Not tonight, not to him.
00:04:40 Man.
00:04:42 But maybe.
00:04:45 I don't know. With someone else.
00:04:48 Got to see how it pans out. OK?
00:05:05 Well, at least it wasn't
00:05:16 Worst day ever.
00:05:30 - Joan?
00:05:34 I'm getting married!
00:05:37 Yay.
00:05:42 His name is Umberto.
00:05:46 We met on a flight to Italy
00:05:48 and now we're getting married. In Rome.
00:05:53 That... Joan.
00:05:56 He's the one, Beth. I know it.
00:06:00 And when I do, I will have known him
00:06:04 You know what?
00:06:06 when it comes to relationships.
00:06:09 OK, maybe not, but that is because
00:06:12 I have a relationship with my job.
00:06:14 I love my job. And when I find a guy
00:06:18 that's how I'll know he's the one.
00:06:20 OK, so basically what you need
00:06:22 Well, he doesn't have to be blonde.
00:06:26 You know that I mean this
00:06:28 but 2 weeks, Joan?
00:06:30 That's not long enough.
00:06:32 That's not even enough time
00:06:33 When you know, you don't need proof.
00:06:39 - Be happy for me, B.
00:06:45 I am.
00:06:46 She's doomed. I mean, come on,
00:06:48 you meet some Italian guy
00:06:51 - You don't marry him.
00:06:53 Just imagine working in a place
00:06:58 What? I'm just saying.
00:07:00 My baby sister is about to make
00:07:03 and there's nothing I can do about it.
00:07:05 She got swept away. It happens.
00:07:07 No, it doesn't.
00:07:09 Instead of chasing a fairy tale,
00:07:11 you could focus on work.
00:07:13 And you know what?
00:07:17 Well, you must be ecstatic.
00:07:20 And still single, I understand.
00:07:26 It appears we can begin.
00:07:30 the single most important event
00:07:33 The Board of Trustees'
00:07:36 This year, the special installation
00:07:39 is the brainchild of our youngest
00:07:41 and therefore least-experienced curator.
00:07:44 An exhibition centered
00:07:50 14 of our pieces
00:07:52 and 3 of the remaining 4
00:07:54 - And the remaining piece?
00:07:57 Yes, the centerpiece
00:08:00 We're resolving some
00:08:02 Last-minute? I can't say
00:08:05 It'll be here. I'll make sure of it.
00:08:08 Moving on...
00:08:10 There is one small little detail.
00:08:12 The day after tomorrow,
00:08:15 In Rome. Italy.
00:08:25 Well, that simply won't do.
00:08:27 Well, it's my baby sister's wedding.
00:08:30 Well, we all have sisters, Beth.
00:08:33 I will stay on top of this from Rome.
00:08:36 I'll be in and out in 48 hours,
00:08:39 The Circle of Gold Gala
00:08:42 It better. You may be talented, Beth,
00:08:44 but you're not irreplaceable.
00:08:47 Have a nice trip.
00:08:50 So...
00:08:51 [Paolo Nutini: Pencil Full of Lead]
00:09:01 How long you stay Rome?
00:09:04 48 hours and counting.
00:09:07 Is not so much time. But lucky for you,
00:09:10 it only takes a moment
00:09:14 The Eternal City is
00:09:17 You never lived until you loved in Rome.
00:09:20 Not a lot of reception around here?
00:09:22 Put down your phone and look,
00:09:26 Did I mention I'm late
00:09:29 Many times.
00:09:37 And, finally,
00:09:45 A place where romantics
00:09:48 come to wish for love.
00:09:50 Old people, young people, ugly people.
00:09:53 They get so lost in love. It's nice!
00:09:55 Yes, nice, thank you.
00:10:03 And good luck!
00:10:08 Joan, the Amsale dress looks gorgeous.
00:10:10 - Hi! Hi.
00:10:14 Look at you.
00:10:17 - Thanks, Mom.
00:10:20 - You look beautiful.
00:10:22 What happened to "don't see the bride
00:10:25 - Isn't this bad luck?
00:10:28 Your father's current tramp of the month
00:10:31 I heard that. And she's not a tramp.
00:10:35 She's a pro beach volleyball player.
00:10:38 Hi, Daddy.
00:10:40 - How are you?
00:10:41 Beth, this is Umberto, my fiancé.
00:10:45 So, you're my sister too, now.
00:10:50 - Yeah.
00:10:52 You have to meet his family.
00:10:54 See if he has a brother.
00:10:55 - Dad!
00:10:57 [Canon and Gigue in D Major: Gigue]
00:11:10 [Jani Lane: Cherry Pie playing]
00:11:17 Slippery little... Come on.
00:11:19 How does he get service?
00:11:26 - You're late, Nick.
00:11:28 Where's your tie?
00:11:33 There we go.
00:11:56 I know, but I can't get
00:11:58 I need to know that you're on top
00:12:04 Hey!
00:12:06 You're breaking up.
00:12:13 - Stacy?
00:12:16 Taking care of business.
00:12:17 - Always.
00:12:19 Yeah. You know me,
00:12:23 If you're gonna be a bear,
00:12:26 I don't know what that means.
00:12:29 - So, what do you think of Tina?
00:12:33 That's all you can say?
00:12:35 Tan and odds-on favorite
00:12:39 You're a very lucky man.
00:12:41 I only wish for you the feeling I have
00:12:45 Come on, Beth. Get going here.
00:12:48 You will. You're due
00:12:53 I'm sorry, that was a low blow.
00:12:55 Quite a pair.
00:12:56 You refuse to fall in love,
00:13:00 Promise me one thing.
00:13:01 When it comes, you'll be open to it.
00:13:04 - I will try, Daddy.
00:13:07 - It's vase-breaking time.
00:13:09 It's a tradition.
00:13:12 and the number of pieces symbolizes
00:13:14 the years of happiness
00:13:17 That's a lot of pressure.
00:13:18 Right? So smash it hard.
00:13:20 - OK.
00:13:53 I'm so sorry.
00:13:55 I was not aiming for that,
00:14:06 She wishes them a life
00:14:08 - of great tragedy!
00:14:11 I just... I'm trying to break it.
00:14:13 I cracked it!
00:14:16 OK. We're almost there. Excuse me.
00:14:23 Die! Man!
00:14:26 Let's just go ahead
00:14:37 You are... you're...
00:14:39 You're quite the determined
00:14:42 Yeah, well, I cracked it
00:14:44 I know. Yeah, I know.
00:14:46 - I'm Nick, by the way.
00:14:48 Nice to meet you.
00:14:50 but I was running a little late.
00:14:51 Yeah, I noticed.
00:14:52 I was in the hills doing an interview,
00:14:54 and on my way back
00:14:56 - My God! You hit a goat?
00:14:59 It wasn't my fault, and the goat's fine.
00:15:05 - What are they saying?
00:15:07 I think you're up again. There you go.
00:15:10 Hello again.
00:15:13 I'm Beth, sister of the bride.
00:15:22 Umberto, though I haven't
00:15:31 I'm sorry. I don't speak any Italian.
00:15:34 Umberto, although I haven't
00:15:44 I'm a little rusty, so if you stay away
00:15:45 from any obscure idioms,
00:15:47 Yeah. Sure.
00:15:51 When I look at you, Joan,
00:15:52 I remember a little girl
00:15:57 As I look at you right now...
00:16:00 I see a grown woman
00:16:02 who has seen all the magic in the world
00:16:13 Joan...
00:16:15 Joan likes magic...
00:16:23 This is harder than I thought.
00:16:26 Maybe if we all clap loudly...
00:16:29 she'll wrap it up.
00:16:37 Because you and Umberto
00:16:41 Well, it was worth a try...
00:16:45 And I know that, if you could,
00:16:52 And I know that you'll...
00:16:54 share him with me.
00:17:07 OK. It appears our best man
00:17:11 so cheers.
00:17:15 I liked your toast.
00:17:18 Thank you. Umberto's brother
00:17:22 and most of his family
00:17:29 They do that for good luck.
00:17:31 So where did you learn
00:17:35 Syracuse.
00:17:38 He taught me
00:17:42 and I taught him American football.
00:17:45 I wanted to ask you before...
00:17:49 - Who is your service provider?
00:17:52 I saw you e-mailing earlier,
00:17:55 Give me your phone. I need
00:17:57 - If I don't...
00:17:59 - Why not?
00:18:01 - I'm not gonna take your number.
00:18:04 and call your phone with it
00:18:06 and I can't have you booty-calling me
00:18:07 - at 2:30 in the morning.
00:18:09 Wait! You know what? I do. I need it.
00:18:11 Because I need to block it
00:18:13 I can't give it to you, because
00:18:16 - So it's on vibrate?
00:18:19 - Like "off" off?
00:18:20 - Nicholas!
00:18:23 - Nicholas!
00:18:25 - All right.
00:18:26 Maybe some cards again tonight?
00:18:29 I don't think so. You cleaned me out
00:18:32 No more cards for me, pal.
00:18:33 I take my vows only 6 months ago.
00:18:36 They say it's a work in the progress.
00:18:37 - Sure.
00:18:40 Come on, Father. It's OK.
00:18:42 It's just a card game. It's OK.
00:18:43 It's OK. No more cards.
00:18:45 - It's OK.
00:18:52 - Look at those 2.
00:18:55 - He's a saint. Her?
00:18:59 A saint and an angel.
00:19:01 I would not even give it 6 months.
00:19:03 This marriage has the shelf life
00:19:05 They've known each other 2 weeks.
00:19:07 That's not even enough time
00:19:10 - What?
00:19:17 Hey!
00:19:19 No, wait! I don't want to... No, wait!
00:19:53 It's my bad.
00:20:02 Sorry about that.
00:20:06 Go ahead.
00:20:13 What are you...?
00:20:16 - I'm sorry.
00:20:19 Just put that back in there. Thank you.
00:20:34 Hey!
00:20:36 Hey.
00:20:40 - What did he just yell at you?
00:20:42 - What?
00:20:44 It means "the hit."
00:20:47 I played some football in college and...
00:20:51 I took kind of a big hit.
00:20:55 Football. Goats. You get hit a lot.
00:20:59 It's kind of a famous hit.
00:21:01 It's not exactly what you want
00:21:04 But it's football. Doesn't everyone
00:21:07 I got hit by lightning. OK?
00:21:10 On the field. In a game.
00:21:15 Yeah. See, I get that look a lot.
00:21:18 It's OK. It's OK.
00:21:21 Aside from a slight
00:21:26 Yeah?
00:21:32 You smell like lavender.
00:21:36 You smell like livestock.
00:21:41 You're not so tough.
00:21:51 Beth! It's time to cut the cake.
00:21:57 All right.
00:22:01 He looks nice.
00:22:03 But so did your father.
00:22:19 - You seen her?
00:22:26 Be open to it, Beth.
00:22:28 Trust in love, Beth.
00:22:31 Believe in magic, Beth.
00:22:36 What the hell.
00:23:05 Come on. There you go.
00:23:08 OK...
00:23:13 Of course.
00:23:33 What an idiot.
00:24:06 What are you looking at?
00:24:12 What a crock.
00:24:17 for some perfect guy to come in
00:24:22 Well, guess what. He's not coming.
00:24:46 Each one of you
00:24:51 that is never gonna come true.
00:25:06 So I'm saving you.
00:25:18 And...
00:25:22 saving you.
00:25:30 You, I don't give a damn about.
00:25:37 But I am saving you.
00:25:42 Magic.
00:25:47 - And you...
00:25:50 Thank you.
00:26:03 And I'm saving you.
00:26:09 - Hey, Father Dino.
00:26:28 The love police.
00:27:02 - Hello.
00:27:06 Nick who?
00:27:07 - Beamon. From the wedding.
00:27:10 - Joan gave me your number.
00:27:13 I wasn't really
00:27:15 You want me to hang up
00:27:17 - No. This is good.
00:27:20 Did you get lost?
00:27:22 I'm looking for the bottle opener.
00:27:24 It's on the fridge. See it from here.
00:27:26 Dude, you gave me the instruction card.
00:27:28 - That's a helpful card.
00:27:30 - I put it in a glass of water.
00:27:32 - I don't know.
00:27:34 I was thinking maybe
00:27:36 I'm already having dinner.
00:27:39 Maybe a drink? Some coffee?
00:27:41 - Nope.
00:27:44 - The drink or the coffee?
00:27:47 It's just sort of a blanket nope.
00:27:49 Nick, how long you gonna take?
00:27:50 We watched Roots while you were gone!
00:27:53 Maybe I'm a little off base here,
00:27:55 but I thought that we hit it off
00:27:57 Yeah, Nick, you're a little off base.
00:28:02 Who would win in a fight?
00:28:06 Definitely a whale.
00:28:07 It also depends
00:28:09 What about, like,
00:28:11 If they're in water, they'll lose.
00:28:13 Don't think they swim good?
00:28:14 I think they swim well.
00:28:16 Let's be an English major,
00:28:18 Dude, what took you so long?
00:28:20 I didn't have a beard
00:28:22 Nice. What's this?
00:28:24 - What's it look like?
00:28:26 Use that to open beer bottles?
00:28:29 That would've been nice.
00:28:31 Whoa! You didn't call some chick
00:28:33 - during our game, did you?
00:28:35 You don't mind if I hit redial?
00:28:38 - No, no, no, no. Give me that!
00:28:40 - So touchy all of a sudden.
00:28:43 You're sensitive all of a sudden.
00:28:44 I'm not... I'm not sensitive.
00:28:48 That's what a sensitive person
00:28:50 Yeah, whatever.
00:28:51 Methinks some girl
00:29:09 [Tina Parol: Hold Onto Your Heart]
00:29:36 No!
00:29:41 Wait! I just need to see your feet!
00:29:44 OK, I chase. No problem.
00:29:47 This is a great view from behind.
00:29:51 Wait!
00:29:53 Now the game is on!
00:29:54 In Italia, when a woman run away,
00:29:58 You must love me so much!
00:30:03 How can I prove my love to you,
00:30:06 Mi amore, I just need
00:30:11 I'm coming!
00:30:18 You out of your frigging mind, dude?
00:30:19 Are you OK?
00:30:22 I don't know what you're saying.
00:30:24 I don't know. I don't speak idiot.
00:30:28 Please, allow me...
00:30:29 to see your magnifico feet.
00:30:34 What? No!
00:30:36 Hey, this is you.
00:30:37 - And this one, too.
00:30:41 My name is Antonio Guiseppe Donatello.
00:30:44 I'm from the village of Nunzio
00:30:46 I... My spleen. It's OK.
00:30:50 Two days ago, I have a vision.
00:30:53 I see the face of love, your face.
00:30:56 Then I see your neck,
00:30:59 Got it. I get it.
00:31:01 But... I could not paint your feet.
00:31:05 You came from Italy to paint my feet?
00:31:07 No, also to earn your love.
00:31:11 I think you have me confused
00:31:13 Put some ice on it and be careful.
00:31:16 OK! I will paint your face
00:31:20 until you recognize my love!
00:31:27 Hi. I'm kind of in a hurry, so...
00:31:29 No problem.
00:31:31 Isn't this place the greatest?
00:31:33 You can get your work done,
00:31:36 Food's great. Low carb, high protein.
00:31:39 The only way to go when
00:31:42 shredded and dieseled out.
00:31:45 Yeah, here, don't crane your neck.
00:31:47 Go ahead. Feast your eyes.
00:31:52 You're intimidated
00:31:54 But I don't want you to be scared,
00:31:58 This is my portfolio.
00:32:01 These are mostly non-paying jobs,
00:32:04 I think that's a real dog.
00:32:07 And here's the crown jewel.
00:32:13 I'm Gale.
00:32:15 Like a gale-force wind.
00:32:16 I took on that name because
00:32:18 it's the most powerful force
00:32:20 For shaping and
00:32:23 You can feel it.
00:32:24 Actually, I think that's water,
00:32:27 Don't think it's water.
00:32:28 - Like the Grand Canyon.
00:32:32 This is crazy. I don't know
00:32:34 whether to look at
00:32:36 - that's how beautiful you are.
00:32:39 OK, you asked for it.
00:32:42 - Yeah, she's back. Hi.
00:32:46 I don't hear any complaints
00:32:50 - Put your shirt back on, creep.
00:32:55 I know this looks nuts, all right?
00:32:57 And maybe I am a little nuts
00:32:59 tried to share my beauty
00:33:01 And I think it's because
00:33:06 Great first date, Beth!
00:33:08 Let's get another one on the books soon.
00:33:11 Come on, man, put your shirt on.
00:33:13 Honestly though,
00:33:14 because there's some kind
00:33:17 Yeah, that can't be normal, can it?
00:33:20 Jeez, Louise, dessert's served.
00:33:22 Sit down, Gas guy.
00:33:36 - Sorry.
00:33:38 I believe you dropped this.
00:33:42 My... Yeah, thank you.
00:33:45 I don't know how that fell off. Thanks.
00:33:48 Miss?
00:33:55 How did you...?
00:33:56 Time flies, but magic flies faster.
00:34:00 You're a street magician.
00:34:02 I really appreciate it,
00:34:05 You have all the time in the world.
00:34:09 Damn it. All right,
00:34:12 because you must have just
00:34:15 Pick a card, and I'll show you my heart.
00:34:19 - Come on, do it!
00:34:21 If I pick a card,
00:34:25 - Probably.
00:34:28 Take a good look.
00:34:30 - Wasn't gonna.
00:34:32 Ready, everyone?
00:34:45 That's not my card.
00:34:46 I know... because the joker is me.
00:34:50 A fool for love.
00:35:02 Is this your card?
00:35:05 Get over here.
00:35:10 Hey, little girl, could you please
00:35:19 Is it me, or is New York
00:35:21 - Your sister's on line 2.
00:35:23 - She says it's kind of important.
00:35:26 Hi, Joan.
00:35:28 What were you doing
00:35:30 - during my wedding?
00:35:33 I'm looking at a picture of you.
00:35:35 It's front-page news over here, sis.
00:35:38 I don't know.
00:35:41 little bit of champagne,
00:35:43 And the next thing I'm sitting
00:35:46 She took coins from the fontana?
00:35:49 - Why not so good?
00:35:51 if you take someone's coin
00:35:53 they will fall in love with you.
00:35:55 - Except that is ridiculous.
00:36:01 I totally believe in magic coins.
00:36:05 - Were you on that call?
00:36:09 So have any men come on to you
00:36:12 - Well...
00:36:14 Yeah, a couple of weirdos
00:36:17 There are some magical forces
00:36:19 I don't believe in magic.
00:36:21 Art. Where's my Slater Bradley?
00:36:23 Told you I was on top of it.
00:36:25 The insurance company
00:36:27 so in an effort to be more assertive,
00:36:32 You told Hillman and Craft to shove it?
00:36:35 - Yeah.
00:36:36 from a collector in Australia.
00:36:38 Even if we got it on a jet today,
00:36:39 it would never clear customs
00:36:41 That means I have no centerpiece
00:36:44 I'll get Hillman and Craft on the phone.
00:36:46 - I don't think I burned that bridge.
00:36:51 I have to tell Celeste.
00:36:57 Hello?
00:36:58 Hey. Did I mention Joan
00:37:00 - Little busy now. What do you want?
00:37:04 What is it going to take for me
00:37:06 - that I'm not interested in you?
00:37:09 It's going to take you looking me
00:37:12 That'd require seeing you,
00:37:15 - Hi.
00:37:18 No, I'm just running into you
00:37:21 I have a big problem
00:37:23 I just lost the centerpiece to my show.
00:37:25 - Beth?
00:37:28 This is Mr. Al Russo, our newest patron.
00:37:30 He asked specifically to see you.
00:37:32 Of course. Hi.
00:37:36 - I'm sorry. Have we met before?
00:37:44 Beth has secured a rare Slater Bradley
00:37:48 Actually, Celeste...
00:37:49 - Nick Beamon? Are you Nick Beamon?
00:37:53 Nick the Hit! You want to talk
00:38:00 - A million volts in the neck.
00:38:03 Beth, you do have
00:38:06 - Celeste, it's...
00:38:09 and I was meaning to tell you...
00:38:10 Actually, she has access
00:38:12 - This is really not the time.
00:38:15 The title of the photograph is Anguish.
00:38:17 It too has never been viewed in public.
00:38:19 A Petrocelli that's never been viewed?
00:38:22 That's right. Damian Petrocelli
00:38:25 - and burn the negative.
00:38:27 Because I happen to be
00:38:31 And I'm willing to relive
00:38:33 because I know that
00:38:35 it will be in good hands.
00:38:41 How about that private tour
00:38:44 Follow me.
00:38:46 including Cézanne, Degas,
00:38:49 Manet, Picasso and Van Gogh...
00:38:52 They're just really nicely spaced.
00:38:55 You did such a great job.
00:38:57 Let me... I have something for you.
00:39:03 My.
00:39:05 It's not from Tiffany.
00:39:10 - Sausage. That's your face.
00:39:15 This may sound a little odd to you,
00:39:18 but encased meat is my life's work.
00:39:21 I am like a curator, just like you.
00:39:25 - Well, passion is passion.
00:39:29 There is not an emotion on Earth
00:39:32 that can't be expressed
00:39:36 And that bratwurst is saying,
00:39:39 "Hello, and thank you
00:39:45 Who knew bratwurst
00:39:48 - Beth.
00:39:50 because you have
00:39:52 I have a deep appreciation,
00:39:56 That's it. Tour's over.
00:39:58 I know it seems crazy.
00:40:02 Want to play cat and mouse?
00:40:08 You forgot your sausages!
00:40:43 No.
00:40:45 - I'm so sorry.
00:40:47 I'm so sorry. I didn't know
00:40:50 I'm really sorry.
00:40:52 It hurts so bad, but tastes so good.
00:40:54 - What is that, mint?
00:40:57 You startled me, I didn't have
00:40:59 Can I see it? Take your hands away.
00:41:01 - You're gonna make it worse.
00:41:03 Don't be such a baby.
00:41:06 I did not know
00:41:10 It doesn't hurt that bad.
00:41:15 You think you're real charming,
00:41:17 - Little bit.
00:41:21 - What?
00:41:22 Where are you going?
00:41:23 I know your type of guy, Nick.
00:41:25 And what type is that?
00:41:27 Come on. The girl in the red dress
00:41:31 - You saw that?
00:41:33 That's why you've been cold
00:41:35 Is that so hard to believe?
00:41:37 That was Umberto's crazy cousin, OK?
00:41:39 You know the blood runs hot
00:41:41 Yeah, you seemed so sick about it.
00:41:43 I was a little sick about it.
00:41:49 Wait!
00:41:50 No. Let's go this way.
00:41:53 - Hey, Beth! It's me, Al Russo!
00:42:00 Wait one second.
00:42:03 - One second!
00:42:05 - Just...
00:42:07 Hold on! Beth! Beth, wait.
00:42:21 I did not see that one coming!
00:42:25 OK, Lance, you can do this.
00:42:29 I will do the Great Mummy Escape,
00:42:33 This worked for Houdini,
00:42:36 OK, here she comes.
00:42:38 Well,
00:42:40 I don't know, Joan. OK?
00:42:43 All I know is that this is crazy,
00:42:47 We told you this would happen.
00:42:49 OK, then what is it gonna take
00:42:53 You have to return the coins
00:42:56 Wait, that's it?
00:42:58 And spell broken,
00:43:00 I'm overnighting you
00:43:02 That's no good. She needs
00:43:05 I cannot just fly back to Italy to put
00:43:09 There's got to be another way
00:43:12 - Try and enjoy the attention?
00:43:15 Beth! It's me, Lance.
00:43:19 I'm setting a record for you.
00:43:21 I know this looks scary and dangerous,
00:43:23 but if I can do this,
00:43:26 Stop! Stop!
00:43:32 What are you doing in my apartment?
00:43:35 Blowing your mind!
00:43:38 No one's ever done the Mummy Escape
00:43:42 - Juan, what's my time?
00:43:46 I don't know. That felt pretty tight.
00:43:48 Are you sure you timed that right?
00:43:50 You know, you want to find the rabbit,
00:43:54 You're just not putting in
00:43:56 - Not in front of my girlfriend.
00:43:59 That's Juan, my assistant.
00:44:00 He's just been video chronicling
00:44:03 Both of you, out of my apartment, now.
00:44:05 No, wait. Now listen up.
00:44:07 My goodness.
00:44:09 and your hair smells like cinnamon!
00:44:19 Get out!
00:44:21 Hey, Nick... Douche.
00:44:26 You get those old Giant photos
00:44:28 I am a professional photographer.
00:44:30 I'm not your girl Friday, OK?
00:44:31 I would appreciate some respect,
00:44:34 Or, in lieu of respect, I'd appreciate
00:44:39 and leaving the one that knows more
00:44:43 I'm not gonna be able
00:44:45 What? No, Saturday night
00:44:47 That's a work and play event, dude.
00:44:52 - The museum girl, isn't it? I knew it.
00:44:55 You should see this girl.
00:44:57 She's smart.
00:44:58 She's beautiful. She's funny.
00:45:01 My God, no.
00:45:04 Do not go any further until I can do
00:45:07 Recon? What are you, black ops?
00:45:10 What do you really know about her?
00:45:12 I'm not going to let my boy
00:45:13 - Puck! No!
00:45:15 - No!
00:45:16 - No.
00:45:18 OK, go.
00:45:20 [Katy Perry: If You Can Afford Me]
00:45:27 Hey! Look at you!
00:45:29 Look at me, we look great!
00:45:31 I can't jog. I have a weak hamstring.
00:45:44 It's OK. I nearly die. But I...
00:45:50 Robert Longo,
00:46:37 That looks great!
00:46:40 Let's be beautiful together.
00:46:43 It's gonna come back around
00:46:44 It's gonna be great!
00:46:49 I can explain.
00:46:50 There's a nude mural of you
00:46:55 I know. That is actually a funny...
00:47:01 - Could we start somewhere else?
00:47:04 A sudden, unexplained change in
00:47:09 I need to have confidence
00:47:11 You wouldn't believe if...
00:47:16 You're right.
00:47:19 - I'm sorry.
00:47:21 - would go off without a hitch.
00:47:25 Let me be perfectly clear.
00:47:29 that the only artwork
00:47:31 are the velvet Elvis paintings
00:47:34 - Got it?
00:47:37 This is gonna be
00:47:40 Maybe you should sit down.
00:47:42 Remember that girl? The one
00:47:45 The one you wanted to be
00:47:47 Well, guess what. Mama's
00:47:50 Shazam! Check it out.
00:47:52 Foreign guys, old dudes,
00:47:57 This girl sees more action
00:47:59 than you saw
00:48:02 Look, I'm sorry, man,
00:48:06 It's pretty clear what I have to do.
00:48:10 Yeah.
00:48:16 I got to pick up my game.
00:48:25 - I was just thinking about you.
00:48:29 I'm sorry I ran off the other day.
00:48:31 I've just been having
00:48:34 Yeah, so it would seem.
00:48:37 Yeah. There's a lot
00:48:39 Unfortunately, I need to cut
00:48:42 My fundraiser at the museum,
00:48:46 - and I need to get my hands on that...
00:48:49 I'm kind of wavering on that now.
00:48:51 But that's the centerpiece
00:48:54 Yeah, but have you thought at all
00:48:57 - What?
00:48:59 if we could sit down, talk about it,
00:49:02 I know this place
00:49:03 - I was thinking 8:00?
00:49:06 - Actually, it's extortion.
00:49:09 - can I have my Petrocelli?
00:49:17 - You have a date?
00:49:21 So, what are you gonna wear?
00:49:23 My navy blouse, a pencil skirt,
00:49:26 [Jason Damato: Floating Down a River]
00:49:35 - Hey.
00:49:37 You look great.
00:49:39 I didn't really have time
00:49:42 So this is it?
00:49:44 Yeah. It's supposed to get
00:49:47 - OK.
00:49:51 Actually, we got off on the right foot,
00:49:52 and Umberto's cousin
00:49:55 I don't even want to talk about that
00:49:57 I just wanted to tell you
00:50:00 Hi! My name is Ilona,
00:50:02 and I'll be your sensory guide
00:50:06 Tonight you will enjoy
00:50:10 without your primary sense of sight.
00:50:13 In this way your other senses
00:50:18 to bring you an exciting,
00:50:22 Is she serious?
00:50:23 Yeah. Our last great moment
00:50:24 was the night the lights went out
00:50:26 so I figured we'd pick up
00:50:30 That's beautiful.
00:50:32 and I will lead you to your table.
00:50:35 Let's make a train.
00:50:39 Here we are. Now,
00:50:44 Just let your eyes take a back seat
00:50:46 while your senses do the driving.
00:50:50 It's furniture.
00:50:51 That's a chair.
00:50:54 You wouldn't have gotten
00:50:56 My!
00:50:59 - I'm so sorry. I am so sorry.
00:51:02 All right. That's a head.
00:51:06 - There are so many people!
00:51:07 Just keep coming forward.
00:51:10 - Sorry.
00:51:12 Here's your table.
00:51:15 - Follow my voice to the chair.
00:51:17 Where's my voice?
00:51:21 I know you can't see this,
00:51:25 Let me help you with your jacket.
00:51:27 It's a struggle because
00:51:30 - Yeah.
00:51:35 Are you smelling me?
00:51:37 OK. So, in just a few minutes,
00:51:41 If you need anything at all,
00:51:44 and one of our attendants
00:51:47 Remember, you can't see us,
00:51:53 This is... This is kind of...
00:51:56 - Kind of cool.
00:51:58 - It's awesome!
00:52:01 Your wine is being poured
00:52:07 There you go.
00:52:08 I hope you didn't order
00:52:10 She could have switched it
00:52:12 and we'd have no way of knowing.
00:52:14 Still here.
00:52:19 You going to be there
00:52:21 No. I'm going to let the 2 of you
00:52:22 get to know each other
00:52:25 and I'm going to go touch
00:52:28 - OK, then. Thank you.
00:52:32 I think she's finally gone.
00:52:35 I'll tell you this.
00:52:38 This is actually kind of nice.
00:52:40 This is the best I've felt since Rome.
00:52:41 Beth, it's me! Al Russo.
00:52:43 - I've been looking all over for you.
00:52:45 - Your liverwurst nightmare, pal.
00:52:50 The feet...
00:52:52 Look who it is, principessa.
00:52:55 - Meatball!
00:52:56 Does anyone have... the time?
00:52:58 - God.
00:53:00 Try being gorgeous,
00:53:03 - Who is that?
00:53:04 Feel like I'm driving a Lamborghini
00:53:07 Ordered an 8-pack? Please enjoy.
00:53:09 I had a great time, but I got to go!
00:53:13 "Great time?" We just got here!
00:53:17 - Ma'am!
00:53:19 People really drop
00:53:24 Are you dark dining and dashing?
00:53:26 I had her, and you blew it.
00:53:27 He make her disappear with magic.
00:53:29 Bring her back, warlock!
00:53:31 Taxi!
00:53:34 - Beth!
00:53:36 Do you mind telling me
00:53:40 - How many guys are you seeing?
00:53:43 You don't...
00:53:45 They're just under a... spell.
00:53:48 Beth! Beth, hi!
00:53:50 Why don't you leave me alone!
00:53:52 Beth, it's me.
00:53:59 - Sorry, Dr. Moscowitz. Hi.
00:54:04 God, yeah.
00:54:05 - And I'm flossing twice a day.
00:54:07 - I don't want to talk about it.
00:54:12 I just want to get out of here.
00:54:18 OK.
00:54:20 - Where do you want to go?
00:54:22 Where would you feel safe?
00:54:31 I used to come here with my parents
00:54:36 I thought this place was magic.
00:54:42 And my father told me
00:54:46 so that God could see the paintings
00:54:57 I know.
00:55:01 Her name was Marie-Thérèse Walter.
00:55:03 She was 17 when Picasso
00:55:07 Picasso was already married,
00:55:11 so they kept their affair a secret.
00:55:14 But he documented his passion
00:55:16 by hiding her initials
00:55:20 Of course,
00:55:22 Picasso wasn't completely
00:55:25 and he left Marie-Therese for Dora Maar
00:55:28 just like he left his wife Olga
00:55:34 But Marie-Therese
00:55:40 And she hung herself after his death.
00:55:48 Hey...
00:55:52 You OK?
00:55:55 She just loved him so much,
00:55:56 and in the end,
00:56:02 It's just sad.
00:56:05 You know, it doesn't always
00:56:08 Every time I've ever put myself
00:56:12 Every time.
00:56:16 It's like I meet a guy,
00:56:19 And anyone else
00:56:22 how much greater it's going to get.
00:56:25 And I'm constantly waiting
00:56:32 You know, lightning does strike
00:56:35 Trust me. I know.
00:56:41 I wish I could believe that.
00:56:42 You can.
00:56:45 No other shoes
00:56:48 This is real.
00:56:54 I'm real.
00:57:12 - Damn it!
00:57:15 - It's OK.
00:57:21 6 beers enter, no beers leave!
00:57:25 What are you doing? Come on.
00:57:27 Is she here? What's her name? Betsy?
00:57:30 I hate you. You're ruining my life.
00:57:41 - You found it.
00:57:46 - And so sad.
00:57:56 You know, every time I look at that,
00:58:01 everything football
00:58:05 and especially my old man.
00:58:08 All the dreams...
00:58:12 gone in an instant.
00:58:17 That was the real hit.
00:58:45 No.
00:58:53 - What?
00:58:54 What's wrong? We can slow down.
00:58:56 - I just have to go.
00:58:59 Hold on. Hey!
00:59:03 - I don't get it.
00:59:06 And you probably never will.
00:59:09 But it's not real.
00:59:15 What about the photograph?
00:59:19 Keep it.
00:59:22 I don't want to see you in pain.
00:59:24 [Adele: Make You Feel My Love]
00:59:55 Is this all the programs?
01:00:00 Everything's gonna be OK, Beth.
01:00:05 No, it's not.
01:00:09 It's his chip. He's just under a spell.
01:00:19 - Hello.
01:00:21 Umberto talked to his nana.
01:00:23 She said there's another way
01:00:26 - There is?
01:00:27 All you have to do is return the coins
01:00:30 It doesn't have to be the fountain.
01:00:31 Return the coin, return the love.
01:00:34 If I return the coins,
01:00:36 Yeah.
01:00:38 That'll break the spell?
01:00:39 And that'll get me
01:00:41 Yeah! It'll be all over.
01:00:45 - Yeah. It's great.
01:00:49 This is for your own good, boss.
01:00:52 It's exactly what I wanted.
01:00:54 Yeah! I got to go.
01:00:56 I'll call you later.
01:00:57 I love you, OK? Bye!
01:01:00 OK.
01:01:02 Hey, boss, I'm gonna start setting up.
01:01:47 Come on in.
01:01:55 OK.
01:01:56 It's nice here. Very nice.
01:01:58 I like what you do. It's sort of modern.
01:02:01 - Very nice place.
01:02:02 Really nice. You look great.
01:02:09 You OK? You seem sad.
01:02:16 This is going to be
01:02:22 I'm actually glad that you're all here.
01:02:26 Just because I need
01:02:29 Come here.
01:02:40 The couch. You can sit on the couch.
01:02:43 - You're gonna tell us on the couch?
01:02:48 I think she's gonna pick one of us.
01:02:50 Like The Bachelor.
01:02:52 - I like my odds.
01:02:59 I don't know any other way
01:03:03 You don't love me.
01:03:04 - Trust me, I love you.
01:03:07 - They don't, but I do.
01:03:10 Well, I was drunk, but I took
01:03:14 - I do love you.
01:03:18 - As much as I can love someone.
01:03:20 We're not in love with each other. I'm
01:03:28 I love Nick.
01:03:36 I love Nick more than I love my job,
01:03:40 which is big for me.
01:03:43 And it's not your fault,
01:03:46 I love him even if
01:03:52 You know?
01:03:55 I understand loving somebody and...
01:03:59 them not loving you back.
01:04:01 We all do.
01:04:05 - It's a bummer.
01:04:10 I'm sorry, guys.
01:04:15 OK...
01:04:17 The whole point of love
01:04:19 is to put someone else's needs
01:04:23 Maybe that's why I'm here.
01:04:27 Maybe for you.
01:04:30 - He may be on to something.
01:04:33 - How can we help?
01:04:37 And this will all be a little clearer
01:04:46 No.
01:04:49 Stacy.
01:04:55 - What the heck is...?
01:04:58 - That was weird.
01:05:01 It was just...
01:05:05 freak electrical storm has caused
01:05:08 throughout the city. Traffic lights
01:05:12 New York City is at a standstill.
01:05:15 - We got to stay in.
01:05:18 No, no, no. We're not staying here.
01:05:21 I need to be at the Guggenheim.
01:05:26 After we eat.
01:05:28 Hold it, hold it.
01:05:30 If we love her, we'll get her to the
01:05:37 Let's do this.
01:05:40 I'll do it. And I'm going to do it
01:05:43 We take my car.
01:05:46 - You have a car?
01:05:48 For 1, 2... No, it be fine.
01:05:53 Come on! Move it!
01:05:55 - Comfortable up there?
01:05:57 I had the keys in your apartment.
01:05:59 - Have the key.
01:06:04 - I am what I am.
01:06:06 Who makes this car, Fisher-Price?
01:06:08 In Italia this is a midsize car.
01:06:11 In America it's a clown car.
01:06:20 Careful.
01:06:21 It's Stacy. Leave a message.
01:06:23 Stacey.
01:06:24 And don't do anything
01:06:27 - I was expecting a little bit bigger.
01:06:30 Hit the horn. Thread the needle.
01:06:34 - Just drive like you're in Rome.
01:06:38 [MB20: How Far We've Come]
01:06:43 Hey, coming through!
01:06:51 I'm OK.
01:06:54 If you can't reach the dashboard,
01:06:55 and you wanna hold onto
01:07:00 There's a fat guy on a bike.
01:07:08 Sorry about that.
01:07:10 I'll give you a thousand bucks
01:07:17 - OK, that hurt.
01:07:19 Come on up.
01:07:25 There's the Gugg!
01:07:35 Coming through!
01:07:37 - You can just let me out here.
01:07:39 I take you right upstairs.
01:07:49 - No, Antonio. The doors!
01:07:53 - I don't believe!
01:07:55 I believe!
01:07:58 Open!
01:08:05 I did it!
01:08:17 Could you push 5?
01:08:46 Stacy.
01:08:59 Beth. There you are.
01:09:03 The Petrocelli is... How?
01:09:05 Nick sent it over late this afternoon.
01:09:08 - And Celeste is...
01:09:10 We've already received a record number
01:09:14 I'm very proud of you.
01:09:20 Anyone who would care to join me in
01:09:26 Stacy... I need the coins.
01:09:30 But look at what's happened, Beth.
01:09:34 - He loves you.
01:09:36 But if I take his love against his will,
01:09:43 Please, Stacy. The coins.
01:09:48 You are not going
01:09:49 This isn't my scene.
01:09:50 What are you talking about?
01:09:53 LT is here. What up, son?
01:09:56 - LT!
01:09:59 He knows his name.
01:10:01 Hey, how's it going?
01:10:03 Good to see you. We're big fans.
01:10:06 Thank you.
01:10:07 Somebody we wanted
01:10:10 - How you doing? Read your article.
01:10:12 - Spelled my name wrong.
01:10:16 - This guy right here?
01:10:19 Excuse me, I've got
01:10:21 - You don't know how to spell?
01:10:24 Beth. Hey, how are you?
01:10:26 Nick, there's something
01:10:29 Even though it won't matter
01:10:32 I want to thank you...
01:10:34 for making me believe in love again.
01:10:37 Even if it wasn't real for you,
01:10:42 What does that mean?
01:10:45 Beth. Beth!
01:10:57 Hey!
01:11:10 I'm guessing this belongs to you?
01:11:14 Does it?
01:11:18 Check your purse.
01:11:22 OK, stop it. I need you to take this.
01:11:25 Come on. Close your hand.
01:11:26 - Wait, I have another trick.
01:11:36 Now I remember.
01:11:40 I never had the guts
01:11:42 until I wanted to do it for you.
01:11:46 What am I going to do without you?
01:11:49 You'll find your muse. Your true muse.
01:11:52 Trust me, you won't be sorry.
01:12:01 Are you a coin collector?
01:12:11 When I threw this coin in the fountain
01:12:13 I wasn't wishing
01:12:17 I knew that wouldn't happen.
01:12:19 I was just wishing to get a chance to
01:12:25 And...
01:12:29 my wish came true. You gave me that.
01:12:34 Thank you.
01:12:40 Hey!
01:12:50 Come on!
01:12:52 Is this your euro?
01:13:03 - That's weird.
01:13:06 - It's Anthony, actually.
01:13:10 No. Newark. New Jersey.
01:13:14 Are you really a tortured artist?
01:13:16 Tortured. Been in retail shoe sales
01:13:20 As far as being an artist, I guess
01:13:25 I think you're an artist.
01:13:28 I do. And I'm not just saying that
01:13:32 - It's my professional opinion.
01:13:44 I think I'll miss you least of all.
01:13:52 Honestly, I don't think
01:13:57 - No?
01:14:01 You're welcome.
01:14:06 Good luck. It's all right.
01:14:12 - What's going on?
01:14:14 Some kind of freak electrical storm.
01:14:16 I wouldn't cross there if I were you!
01:14:21 Crap, not again.
01:14:28 I didn't see that one coming.
01:14:32 - That was both our faults, really.
01:14:35 Didn't think I was going to let
01:14:38 - I feel safer. Thank you.
01:14:42 - She's married.
01:14:45 Come on. Get in.
01:14:47 You're buying me a new windshield.
01:14:49 - Don't kick my car. I'll hit you again!
01:14:52 - I'm fine. Don't worry about me.
01:14:57 And I guess there's one more.
01:15:01 Looking for something?
01:15:03 I need that.
01:15:07 Oopsie-daisy, where'd it go?
01:15:11 There they are.
01:15:13 Now, there's 2.
01:15:15 - Back to 1.
01:16:06 So, I guess it's over now.
01:16:10 - Is that really what you want?
01:16:17 You've got your will back.
01:16:21 Ever since I saw you
01:16:25 something changed in me.
01:16:28 I can't do anything
01:16:31 I don't know what is going on with me,
01:16:33 but I want to know
01:16:35 You seem to think that all these guys
01:16:38 and that I'm one of them, but I'm not.
01:16:42 And I ran all the way up 5th Avenue
01:16:45 - because I wanted to tell you...
01:16:48 - I never said I loved you.
01:16:51 I just never said it. You said it,
01:16:55 OK, you go. You say it.
01:16:58 Look...
01:17:01 The only spell that I'm under...
01:17:05 is yours.
01:17:11 I'm in love with you, Beth.
01:17:34 - Did she invite you, too?
01:17:36 - Gale.
01:17:38 - Nice to see you.
01:17:40 You look great.
01:17:41 You look terrific.
01:17:43 Beautiful silhouette.
01:17:45 - You can hold a suit. Yeah.
01:17:48 - You're an artist.
01:17:50 I would love to do a nude with you.
01:17:53 I'd like that.
01:17:55 Great.
01:17:57 I'd really like that.
01:17:59 I am really sorry about this,
01:18:03 I found that in my bag of tricks.
01:18:10 - It's not mine, so...
01:18:13 I guess I accidentally gave you
01:18:16 He's still under the spell.
01:18:18 - OK, thank you. Time to go.
01:18:22 - Would you like to see an illusion?
01:18:24 Don't you want to be dazzled?
01:18:28 - My God, Beth. I'm so sorry.
01:18:32 Showtime.
01:18:35 Dad.
01:18:37 When you married Mom, did you
01:18:44 Elizabeth Ann.
01:18:47 Honey, you cannot learn
01:18:51 You're going to have to go out there
01:18:54 Now, you could get your heart broken or
01:18:58 you could have the greatest
01:19:02 but you're not going to know
01:19:07 But what if there was a guarantee
01:19:11 Baby... the passion is in the risk.
01:19:18 It's like I always say,
01:19:21 - "Be a grizzly."
01:20:34 A marriage is like all contracts
01:20:36 that the 2 enter under the eyes
01:20:41 If there's anybody here
01:20:47 and Nicholas should not
01:20:51 speak now or forever
01:20:56 Anybody?
01:20:59 Anybody?
01:21:02 Anybody?
01:21:05 It could be anybody. You don't
01:21:08 OK, padre, it seems nobody's objecting,
01:21:14 Do you, Nicholas, take Beth
01:21:19 "Lawful." Yes. Yes, I do.
01:21:31 What is with him?
01:21:32 And do you, Beth, take Nicholas to be
01:21:36 To love, amore, to honor
01:21:40 until morte, death, do you part?
01:21:46 Think, bella.
01:21:49 It's a very big responsibility, no?
01:21:58 No.
01:22:02 I can't do this to you, Nick. I'm sorry.
01:22:37 You think you're pretty funny,
01:22:43 Did you enjoy watching me go crazy?
01:22:46 Did you have fun watching my life
01:22:53 Because I did.
01:22:55 Beth!
01:22:58 Beth!
01:23:06 I've got a question.
01:23:08 Why do you keep giving me
01:23:11 Because you deserve to have it back.
01:23:14 You threw it in the fountain
01:23:17 and I don't want to keep it anymore.
01:23:20 - No, I didn't.
01:23:23 - No.
01:23:26 I have no idea.
01:23:29 Then this is all real?
01:23:39 How's this for real?
01:23:46 Free of temptation!
01:23:54 Didn't you say
01:23:57 The padre cleaned me out
01:24:04 Subtitles: Arigon
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