Whip It
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Five minutes, |
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Has anyone seen |
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Pash, this can't |
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WOMAN: Why aren't you |
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You know how it is. |
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They get to a certain |
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She said |
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Really? That's odd. |
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PASH: It says "temporary." |
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It did a minute ago, |
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My mom is |
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EMCEE: Now, Miss Amber Black. |
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If I could have dinner |
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Because what they say |
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Don't tell them |
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Those are the rules, |
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Let go. |
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Corbi Booth, |
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If I could have dinner |
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I love you, Papa. |
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And now, |
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If I could have |
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it would be |
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because not only was she |
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but she was |
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Thank you. |
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So enlighten me. |
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Are you trying to |
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Or was it just your |
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It was just a dare. |
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Oh. How did that |
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Not so great? |
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Corbi. |
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Congratulatlons, honey. |
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Thank you. |
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Thank you, |
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Bliss is so hard |
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Well, the Blue Bonnet pageant |
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And we'll be there. |
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Oh. See you later. |
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I'm sorry that |
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don't live up |
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but there's a lot you |
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no matter what you |
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You think you're |
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but no one's asking you |
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I wanna be Miss America. |
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And you're gonna be |
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Teeth. |
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Eyes. |
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Trudy, bless your heart |
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Well, hell. |
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Let me get my foils. |
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BROOKE: Now, |
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ANNOUNCER ON RAD!O: |
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They have now given up |
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and three field goals. |
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He's only had one takeaway |
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Hey. |
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I won another one. |
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Lord, child, |
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And had I known |
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BROOKE: Earl. |
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I mean, dang it, girl, |
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J ust defective, I guess. |
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BROOKE: N ice parenting, Earl. |
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Come on, now. |
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Ooh, I'll see you later. |
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WOMAN: Dinner. |
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Serlously, out of all |
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who would come to Bodeen? |
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PASH: Them. |
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at least they just |
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BIRDMAN: Go ahead |
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But without |
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You know what, Birdman, |
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I think I preferred you |
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You know, now |
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I know. I miss |
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Ladies, don't let |
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But y'all are gonna have to |
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It's more dignified. |
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Birdman is the only thing |
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That's what you think. |
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BLISS: Really? |
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PASH: Yeah. |
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PASH: Hey. |
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Make sure they |
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Hey, what can I |
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Hey, Corbi. |
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So what are you, like, |
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Alternative to what? |
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What's the name of that |
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That's the Squealer. |
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Yeah, you bring me |
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And I don't mean Corbi. |
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BOY: Let's go, buddy, |
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Oh, yes. |
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PASH: I can't believe |
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Baby, baby, |
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You make it sound very dirty. |
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Come on. Come on. |
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Go. Go. Go. |
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Come on. |
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That's my man. |
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It's free, bitches. |
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I was thinking |
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maybe we could |
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Really? |
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BOTH: |
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Show them all the beauty |
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...them a sense of pride |
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You hate them. |
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Well, they don't have |
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Hi. |
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Thanks. |
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Ooh! |
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Pretty vases. |
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MALE CLERK: They're great |
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Um... |
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Thank you. Yup, |
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No, please, Bliss. |
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Don't... |
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It's funny. |
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I'm supposed to buy you |
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Does that really strike you |
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Fine. 'Cause shoes |
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For gosh sakes, Bliss. |
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ANNOUNCER ON TV: |
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There is a flag down. |
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Yeah, it's Earl. |
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Can you please explain |
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why it's inappropriate |
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Dad, it's not like that. |
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You took your |
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Are you off your nut? |
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You know, |
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it wouldn't make |
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Look, I am in the middle |
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So whatever |
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Give me that. |
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Earl, do you know |
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to raise these girls in |
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Yes, I do. |
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Hi. |
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Hello. |
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Perfect. |
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See you then. |
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Come on. All right, |
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BLISS: Screw you |
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Here. |
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No, what are you doing? |
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on your tips again, |
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Just take it, take it. |
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What is this? |
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Roller derby? |
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This is... |
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This is in Austin. |
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Yeah, I know. |
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Will there be |
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Hey, Mom, Dad, |
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It's an away game, but... |
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The team |
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No, no, no, |
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EARL: Well, sure. |
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Hey, I'll tell you what, |
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No, it's cool. |
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Yeah, I have my car. |
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No, but I mean, you know, |
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Earl, let the girls go on |
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And then you and I |
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I kind of feel bad |
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I don't. I give my |
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I get freedom. |
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She's a punk punk, |
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Punk punk, a punk rocker |
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Well, the kids |
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They're ready to go now |
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And they're going to |
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But she just couldn't stay |
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She had to break away |
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Well, New York City |
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Oh, yeah |
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Don't say I never |
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Sheena is a punk rocker |
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Okay, everybody, |
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I'm a little hung-over |
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Anyway, let me introduce you |
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Coming to you from |
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men, hold on |
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Number 99, captain |
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Number 69, Bloody Holly. |
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Number 3, Rosa Sparks. |
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Number 2, Smashley Simpson. |
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Razor Magee's Hurl Scouts |
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This league has five teams, |
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What outlaw do we have |
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this fine Texas |
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I'm talking about the girls |
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Give it up for the |
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Last season's champs |
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the league's leading |
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Yeah, she's the one |
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I'm feeling hot |
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Ladies and gentlemen, |
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let's play some |
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A jammer scores |
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by passing members |
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Maven gets a great jump. |
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And she's out |
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Iron Maven, |
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Folks, the ones to watch |
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Those are the ones |
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Some of you might remember |
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but it was reborn right here |
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a true Austin traditlon. |
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Maven's heading up |
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That's a big hit |
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Jackie Daniels is down. |
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Lucky for |
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because the Rollers |
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MAN: Thank you, Maggie. |
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I just wanna tell you all |
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It's your |
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Yeah. |
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Well, put some skates on, |
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The last time |
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Hey, you know, none of us |
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You should come to |
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You have to be 21. |
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Two... I'm 22. |
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Yeah, I just had my... |
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Great, it's this |
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It is? |
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I'm Maggie, |
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I'm Bliss, |
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Yeah, you'll have |
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Don't be late. |
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"Twenty-two. |
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Twenty-one, |
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Twenty-two's way |
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I guess, 'cause you're |
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Why don't |
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Excuse me? |
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I didn't have |
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I had a fat-kid-sits-inside- |
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You know that. |
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Well, what makes you |
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Because |
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And those |
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And you are not. |
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Geez. |
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Not to mentlon |
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She doesn't |
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You don't have |
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I can grow the balls. |
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No way. |
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Mmm. |
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Hey. |
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Do you have room |
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I like your hair. |
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Thanks, hon. |
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DRIVER: All right, |
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DERBY PLAYER 1: Hey. |
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What's your derby name? |
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Pocket Rocket. |
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What's yours? |
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Jaba the Slut. |
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Hey, you made it. |
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Yeah, I'm glad |
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Thanks. |
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What is that? |
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That would be Razor. |
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He's a good guy. |
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All right, ladies. |
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Ooh, jean shorts. |
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Every single day. |
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Meet the |
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Gift from the Ottawa |
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They both seem |
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Maybe we can finally |
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Maybe. |
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All right, listen up, |
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There's a lot more |
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This is a sport. |
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Now, the league |
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So whatever shred |
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hope you leave it out |
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Okay, what is it? |
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Sorry. |
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Just what are the rules? |
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Derby 101, people. |
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Four blockers from each team |
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Ten feet behind them, |
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two jammers are lined up, |
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We're the ones |
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First whistle blows |
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Then a second whistle blows |
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Some of us faster |
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Once the jammer |
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she hauls ass around |
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For every player |
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she gets a point. |
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Most points wins the game |
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Now, line up |
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Get up. |
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Go, ladies. Move it. |
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Up, up, up. Go. |
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Looking good, Barbie. |
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It's roller derby, |
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Come on, |
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God damn it, Diane. |
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Hey. That move will |
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There's no place in |
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What? |
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Okay. Sorry. |
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But I like the aggresslon. |
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Is it bad? |
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Mmm-mmm. |
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No. Mmm-mmm. |
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Forty-one, |
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Twenty-nine. Let's go. |
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Twenty-three? |
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Looks like you've |
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Yeah, yeah, wake me |
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Or take one. |
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Hey, you're |
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That's right, |
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Why don't you suck up |
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There's still part of |
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MAVEN: Nice shorts. |
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Can somebody help me? I... |
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Just kidding. |
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Hey, by the way, |
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Nice work out there. |
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I never knew |
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When I'd be saying to you |
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"Don't let this good love |
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Your feet are on fire. |
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Serlously, look, |
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You're changing |
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Well, I have to. |
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Don't leave me alone |
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You can change |
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I can't. I'm actually |
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So caught up in you, |
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That I never did |
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So caught up in you, |
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That I never want |
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You caught me |
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How good it could be |
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BROOKE: Shania, I am not |
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Hey, I just wanted |
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that I'm gonna change |
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to Mondays, Wednesdays, |
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'cause I wanna |
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I'm impressed. |
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Me, too. |
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I like smart girls, |
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Well, that and I |
00:24:35 |
So caught up in you, |
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You're the one that's |
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So caught up in you, |
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That I never want |
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And, baby, it's true |
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You're the one |
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Who caught me |
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How good it could be |
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Fill your days |
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No need to ever |
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Oh, no |
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Whenever you want me |
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Shouldn't... |
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Yeah, hurry up, you guys, |
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Careful, Pee-Wee here |
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You don't? |
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All that "We're Number 1 " |
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Our bad attitude's |
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Okay, ladies. |
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Hot off the presses, |
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Your hands clean? |
00:25:48 |
Yes, my hands |
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Pay particular attentlon |
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I think it's gonna |
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Smashley, |
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I know. |
00:25:58 |
Well, then you must also |
00:26:02 |
Hey... |
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Who's up for |
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SMASHLEY: I'm in. |
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ROSA: Me, too. |
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I'm in. |
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You weren't invited. |
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I'm still in. |
00:26:19 |
There's no such thing |
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We practice |
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Maven, you know |
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Bliss, show me |
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You ready? |
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RAZOR: Let's go, |
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Don't block your own player, |
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Crossover the turn, |
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Bend those knees. |
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BLISS: Ow! |
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What the hell |
00:26:59 |
You had Maven beat, |
00:27:01 |
'cause you're too |
00:27:02 |
And then you quit. |
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I need you to |
00:27:05 |
I want you to |
00:27:09 |
Yeah. |
00:27:12 |
That's right, |
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This is |
00:27:17 |
Eventually I'm gonna |
00:27:21 |
Next group up. |
00:27:23 |
MAGGIE: Just ignore him. |
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Serlously. |
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I mean, he's right. |
00:27:35 |
You know what I |
00:27:38 |
My ex. |
00:27:40 |
Little piece |
00:27:41 |
Don't fall for your |
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and think that he's not |
00:27:45 |
because he cheated on you, |
00:27:49 |
And when I think |
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which, for the record, |
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I really, really |
00:28:02 |
You have to find that |
00:28:10 |
Have you ever had crabs? |
00:28:12 |
No. |
00:28:13 |
No. Okay. My doctor said |
00:28:22 |
B- man, come on. |
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Pash has to come. |
00:28:30 |
Yeah, well, |
00:28:32 |
I mean, did anybody |
00:28:34 |
"Hey, Birdman might |
00:28:38 |
"beating the crap |
00:28:41 |
No, they did not. |
00:28:44 |
Do you wanna come, too? |
00:28:47 |
Yeah, but I can't. |
00:28:52 |
I'm covering for Pash. |
00:28:56 |
Yes. We love you. |
00:28:58 |
Yeah? |
00:28:59 |
Thank you. We do. |
00:29:01 |
Yeah, yeah. Not enough. |
00:29:03 |
We're crazy about you. |
00:29:05 |
Oh, yeah. |
00:29:11 |
You can never have |
00:29:17 |
Or LashBlast. |
00:29:19 |
Here's a little gift |
00:29:21 |
Safety is sexy. |
00:29:25 |
You'll need these, too. |
00:29:28 |
Guys, thanks. |
00:29:32 |
Let the bout come to you. |
00:29:36 |
Let the bout come to you. |
00:29:37 |
So, are you ready |
00:29:42 |
Has anyone ever thrown up |
00:29:46 |
Yeah. |
00:29:48 |
Let's get them. |
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Skate fast, skate hard. |
00:29:52 |
I'm gonna puke. |
00:29:54 |
JOHNNY ON PA: |
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Tammy, and Rachael, |
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All right, let |
00:29:59 |
Okay. |
00:30:02 |
ALL: One, two, |
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And they're off. |
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Jamming for the Widows, |
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Bloody Holly who |
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And, oh, she passes the block |
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But wait a second, |
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Eva Destructlon shows up |
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Each girl the jammer passes, |
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Pass a girl, |
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And she's gotten |
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And the Widows |
00:30:34 |
Hey, Black Widows, |
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About to make a sequel |
00:30:40 |
Yeah, |
00:30:43 |
Yeah, it is |
00:30:47 |
Air trombone, yeah. |
00:30:50 |
Nice jam, man. |
00:30:53 |
That was amazing. |
00:30:54 |
Thanks. |
00:30:55 |
Yeah. Thank you. |
00:30:57 |
Where did you learn |
00:30:59 |
Well, I once tried out |
00:31:01 |
but that didn't |
00:31:03 |
You gotta maintain the |
00:31:06 |
I've been over it and |
00:31:09 |
What do you want |
00:31:10 |
I don't need to do |
00:31:16 |
JOHNNY: It's the |
00:31:18 |
jamming for |
00:31:20 |
This is a rough |
00:31:23 |
These girls are lean, |
00:31:25 |
And they gotta go fast |
00:31:27 |
who are trying |
00:31:29 |
And by "knock them down," |
00:31:33 |
Eva's gonna grab |
00:31:34 |
bringing |
00:31:38 |
Team captain Maggie Mayhem |
00:31:43 |
Getting Widows jammer |
00:31:46 |
and Whiskey sweeps |
00:31:48 |
making room for Honey |
00:31:50 |
to collect another |
00:31:56 |
That makes |
00:32:01 |
They say the Scouts have |
00:32:03 |
and being the worst team |
00:32:07 |
Oh, Rosa Sparks, |
00:32:10 |
God damn it. |
00:32:13 |
JOHNNY: Okay, folks, |
00:32:16 |
late in the game. |
00:32:17 |
Hurl Scouts coach Razor |
00:32:18 |
still sticking with |
00:32:21 |
She's up against the Widows' |
00:32:24 |
Oh! The Widows' jammer |
00:32:29 |
Well, our favorite |
00:32:32 |
is about to bag |
00:32:36 |
Clean-up on Aisle 5. |
00:32:37 |
With time left for |
00:32:40 |
Smashley Simpson |
00:32:44 |
Okay, you're in. |
00:32:47 |
Show me why they |
00:33:04 |
Go get you some. |
00:33:09 |
Okay, Austin, get ready to |
00:33:13 |
Here she is, Number 22, |
00:33:19 |
Babe Ruthless? |
00:33:23 |
JOHNNY: All right, it's |
00:33:26 |
I like the taste |
00:33:29 |
And Razor, |
00:33:32 |
into the last jam on |
00:33:35 |
And dang. |
00:33:36 |
Babe Ruthless gets |
00:33:40 |
But she's back up |
00:33:43 |
Okay, okay, that's good. |
00:33:49 |
She darts down |
00:33:52 |
and makes a run for it |
00:33:54 |
Oh, but here comes |
00:33:57 |
hoping to ruin |
00:33:59 |
Ruthless is out of |
00:34:06 |
That's my best friend. |
00:34:08 |
Rumor has it that |
00:34:11 |
and you could |
00:34:14 |
And now Manson Number 1 |
00:34:16 |
Feeling the heat |
00:34:18 |
and she gets through |
00:34:21 |
And Ruthless |
00:34:24 |
PASH: Go, Babe Ruthless. |
00:34:25 |
Babe Ruthless scored |
00:34:27 |
but the Widows |
00:34:30 |
Congratulatlons, |
00:34:33 |
That's great. |
00:34:37 |
Yeah, it's all a big joke. |
00:34:39 |
We came second. |
00:34:40 |
We came second. |
00:34:42 |
We came in second |
00:34:46 |
ALL: |
00:34:48 |
We're Number 2. |
00:34:51 |
We're Number 2. |
00:34:53 |
Well, I didn't |
00:34:55 |
That'll do. |
00:34:57 |
Hey. |
00:34:58 |
Oh, my God. |
00:35:02 |
You kicked ass. |
00:35:03 |
Oh, yeah. And I saw |
00:35:06 |
Mmm-hmm. |
00:35:07 |
Bliss. |
00:35:09 |
Oh, I can't. I gotta |
00:35:12 |
No. |
00:35:15 |
Yeah, man, |
00:35:16 |
What's Hot Tubs? |
00:35:18 |
Oh, well, here |
00:35:22 |
But here he's |
00:35:25 |
Even though he's not |
00:35:28 |
until he got us one. |
00:35:30 |
Huh. |
00:35:32 |
All right. |
00:35:34 |
No, that's |
00:35:39 |
Coke? |
00:35:41 |
That's hilarlous. |
00:35:44 |
Not in this |
00:35:46 |
Or the next one. |
00:35:49 |
Hey. |
00:36:00 |
What's up, ladies? |
00:36:02 |
Should we help him? |
00:36:03 |
Nah. That's her fiance. |
00:36:06 |
That's my fiance. |
00:36:10 |
EVA: You know, there's |
00:36:13 |
Johnny. |
00:36:17 |
MAN: Y'all check it out. |
00:36:21 |
...I need you |
00:36:27 |
It's gonna be all right |
00:36:31 |
'Cause you are in my sight |
00:36:34 |
All night, all night |
00:36:38 |
Tonight, tonight, all night |
00:36:46 |
Hey, sweet thing, |
00:36:50 |
That one thing, |
00:36:54 |
Why? 'Cause I need it |
00:36:57 |
SMASHLEY: Hey, man, |
00:36:58 |
That's not a bruise. |
00:37:02 |
SMASHLEY: Yeah, |
00:37:12 |
Pash? |
00:37:45 |
Nice choice. |
00:37:47 |
Yeah? |
00:37:48 |
Yeah, and I love |
00:37:51 |
So where you from? |
00:37:55 |
Well, I hail from |
00:38:00 |
Uh, the tiny town, right? |
00:38:02 |
That would be the one. |
00:38:05 |
You live alone? |
00:38:07 |
Roommate. |
00:38:08 |
Me, too. |
00:38:11 |
Why Bodeen? If you |
00:38:16 |
By day, I work |
00:38:21 |
But by night... |
00:38:24 |
Oliver. |
00:38:25 |
One second. |
00:38:28 |
Oliver. |
00:38:34 |
Get your ass down here. |
00:38:36 |
All right, dill weed. |
00:38:38 |
Shut up, douche bag. |
00:38:39 |
Nimrod. |
00:38:40 |
Tool. |
00:38:46 |
What are you doing |
00:38:50 |
No official plans. |
00:38:52 |
Great. |
00:38:54 |
I'll go bring |
00:39:07 |
There she is. |
00:39:12 |
Hey. |
00:39:21 |
Let's get a beer. |
00:39:25 |
Oh, my God. |
00:39:28 |
Okay, you can |
00:39:33 |
PASH: Who are you, |
00:39:35 |
Pash? |
00:39:41 |
Savage and I |
00:39:44 |
Yeah, I bet. |
00:39:46 |
My belly hurts. |
00:39:47 |
There's a storm |
00:39:51 |
It really does, though. |
00:39:53 |
Come on. Hold on. |
00:39:58 |
It's cool. |
00:40:00 |
No, come on. |
00:40:02 |
No, you stick your finger |
00:40:04 |
Pash. Have you ever |
00:40:10 |
Your dad's naked body? |
00:40:12 |
What? |
00:40:13 |
His balls jiggling. |
00:40:16 |
Sweaty. |
00:40:23 |
That's not fair. |
00:40:25 |
Could you get me |
00:40:26 |
Yeah. |
00:40:29 |
I'm sorry I ruined |
00:40:34 |
But I want dirt. |
00:40:38 |
His name's Oliver. |
00:40:44 |
Yeah, if you like |
00:40:54 |
You're gonna have to |
00:40:59 |
Sorry. |
00:41:03 |
Ugh. |
00:41:20 |
Hey, girl. |
00:41:21 |
Fine. |
00:41:35 |
BROOKE: Bliss, |
00:41:38 |
The Blue Bonnet brunch |
00:41:42 |
Did you forget? |
00:41:46 |
You think you have |
00:41:50 |
but there's not many girls |
00:41:54 |
And I hate to admit it, |
00:41:57 |
You got to make the most |
00:42:01 |
Nobody tells you that. |
00:42:02 |
Mom, you're still |
00:42:06 |
Save your sarcasm |
00:42:09 |
How's your inspiratlon |
00:42:12 |
I'm working on it. |
00:42:14 |
Not yet. |
00:42:26 |
Bodeen, Bodeen, |
00:42:32 |
Someone get me |
00:42:36 |
It's depressing |
00:42:38 |
I'm all over |
00:42:41 |
And I'm jonesing |
00:42:44 |
Yeah. That's right. |
00:42:48 |
Bodeen, Bodeen, |
00:42:56 |
BLISS: Oh, my God, |
00:43:00 |
What do I do? |
00:43:01 |
Go ask him if he |
00:43:18 |
Are you stalking me? |
00:43:19 |
No, ma'am. |
00:43:21 |
I happen to be here |
00:43:26 |
And, yeah, |
00:43:33 |
Okay. |
00:43:36 |
Can you take a break? |
00:43:44 |
You owe me. I wasn't even |
00:43:50 |
I love you. |
00:44:01 |
Is this you? |
00:44:07 |
Technically, |
00:44:11 |
And I'll be taking |
00:44:16 |
Wow. From here it |
00:44:21 |
Stryper? Yeah, |
00:44:25 |
I mean, "In the name |
00:44:30 |
Well, I suppose if |
00:44:35 |
What's this? |
00:44:37 |
Oh, that's nothing. |
00:44:41 |
You wanna know? |
00:44:43 |
It's a little thing |
00:44:47 |
At just the right... |
00:44:51 |
Is this what you do |
00:44:54 |
You take them here to |
00:44:56 |
Yeah. And it |
00:45:01 |
Oh, yeah? |
00:45:05 |
Maybe we should do |
00:45:10 |
Stars at night |
00:45:16 |
BOTH: Deep in |
00:45:23 |
I should probably |
00:45:32 |
Shit. |
00:45:36 |
Um... |
00:45:38 |
I think I might |
00:45:41 |
BLISS: Marco. |
00:45:45 |
Marco. |
00:45:47 |
Polo. |
00:45:49 |
Marco! |
00:45:51 |
Polo! |
00:45:55 |
Found them. |
00:45:57 |
Cool, I guess |
00:46:04 |
Oops. |
00:46:05 |
I'm gonna kill you. |
00:46:07 |
I'm gonna tear you up. |
00:46:09 |
I am going to... |
00:46:10 |
I realize this. |
00:46:15 |
HOLLY: Holy crap, you guys. |
00:46:18 |
ROSA: Yeah, almost. |
00:46:19 |
You know, Razor's play |
00:46:22 |
Man, maybe we ought |
00:46:25 |
What's up, |
00:46:27 |
That was so |
00:46:28 |
It was really cute to see |
00:46:33 |
I hate her. |
00:46:35 |
Bliss. |
00:46:37 |
Remember all that |
00:46:41 |
Forget it. |
00:46:43 |
I wanna beat |
00:46:46 |
Me, too. |
00:46:53 |
WINNING PLAYER: |
00:47:01 |
Look what Corbi did. |
00:47:06 |
With all that |
00:47:07 |
this is the best |
00:47:09 |
BLISS: They got |
00:47:11 |
That they did. |
00:47:27 |
Hey, are you all right? |
00:47:29 |
You can't do that. |
00:47:31 |
She just did. |
00:47:33 |
We deserve |
00:47:35 |
JOHNNY ON PA: |
00:47:37 |
but the game is |
00:47:39 |
giving the Fight Attendants |
00:47:43 |
Okay, ladies, |
00:47:46 |
Time to show |
00:47:51 |
Let's run Play Number 3. |
00:47:55 |
Number 3? |
00:47:56 |
Yeah. I think we only |
00:47:59 |
Like, one and a half. |
00:48:03 |
RAZOR: You didn't learn |
00:48:05 |
What's it gonna |
00:48:08 |
You know what? |
00:48:13 |
Did he just |
00:48:17 |
Come on. |
00:48:20 |
Hey, what's up, Razor? |
00:48:23 |
Forfeit my ass. |
00:48:28 |
What do I look like? |
00:48:30 |
Anyway, I've got |
00:48:34 |
Here's $20. You know |
00:48:36 |
You run the play. |
00:48:38 |
you got another 20 coming |
00:48:42 |
Just run the play, Jeff. |
00:48:43 |
You all right? |
00:48:45 |
Ladies, we've got |
00:48:48 |
Hey, don't let that traitor |
00:48:53 |
Did Razor just coach |
00:48:57 |
I don't even know |
00:48:59 |
'cause I don't know |
00:49:01 |
Fight Attendants are |
00:49:03 |
Whoa! Holy crap, |
00:49:06 |
Kami Kaze makes her way |
00:49:11 |
Fight Attendants, 22, |
00:49:13 |
Is that Play Number 3? |
00:49:15 |
Works pretty well, |
00:49:18 |
You suck. |
00:49:19 |
HOLLY: You turncoat. |
00:49:21 |
Want me to give them |
00:49:24 |
No. |
00:49:26 |
Okay. Take a knee. |
00:49:30 |
Okay. I wanna put what |
00:49:33 |
I know I've moved on. |
00:49:36 |
Fire and Smashley, |
00:49:41 |
Yes. |
00:49:42 |
Okay. |
00:49:44 |
Then get out there |
00:49:46 |
Hey, Scouts. You mind |
00:49:50 |
Survey says you're |
00:49:56 |
Let's go ape shit. |
00:50:02 |
Yeah. |
00:50:09 |
JOHNNY: Coming out |
00:50:12 |
Coach Razor puts former |
00:50:16 |
who launches furlously |
00:50:18 |
The team is on their |
00:50:21 |
And she makes it |
00:50:23 |
grabbing a total |
00:50:26 |
Come on, come on. |
00:50:28 |
The Hurl Scouts are |
00:50:32 |
As this space |
00:50:34 |
Babe Ruthless uses |
00:50:39 |
Oh! Axels of Evil |
00:50:42 |
But she's back up. |
00:50:45 |
A choreographed move |
00:50:46 |
Has to be from |
00:50:48 |
That makes |
00:50:51 |
a first in the history |
00:50:53 |
I can't believe |
00:50:56 |
We got a tie game |
00:50:59 |
Oh, yeah? |
00:51:01 |
Really? |
00:51:03 |
Ooh, watch out, Tammy. |
00:51:05 |
Here comes Smashley. |
00:51:07 |
Get off me, |
00:51:09 |
We've got two girls |
00:51:11 |
I don't know whether to |
00:51:13 |
Hell hath no fury |
00:51:16 |
That's not legal. |
00:51:18 |
By day, these ladies are |
00:51:21 |
but by night these |
00:51:26 |
Smashley Simpson is |
00:51:30 |
and the Hurl Scouts |
00:51:32 |
We're at a 70-67. |
00:51:37 |
Okay, grab her wrists, |
00:51:43 |
Play Number 8. |
00:51:45 |
Put your arm out, |
00:51:47 |
JOHNNY: It's the final |
00:51:48 |
Manson ramps Cookie Rumble, |
00:51:51 |
a classic move in derby. |
00:51:53 |
Babe and Maggie |
00:51:55 |
Nothing gives you |
00:51:59 |
A whip. Ruthless is |
00:52:01 |
while her teammates |
00:52:03 |
of clearing the way. |
00:52:08 |
Break out |
00:52:12 |
The Hurl Scouts |
00:52:15 |
Fight Attendants, |
00:52:17 |
It's gonna be a long, bumpy |
00:52:20 |
ALL:...you win the game. |
00:52:23 |
How about them |
00:52:26 |
How about them Hurl Scouts? |
00:52:27 |
Touche, ladies. Touche. |
00:52:30 |
We got to run the plays. |
00:52:33 |
MAGGIE: We'll do |
00:52:34 |
There're only 10 |
00:52:37 |
Let's get those |
00:52:39 |
BOTH: Yes. |
00:52:49 |
OLIVER: |
00:52:51 |
You say oh-oh-oh-oh |
00:52:53 |
I put a bomb in your fire |
00:52:55 |
Murray. Murray. |
00:52:59 |
There is a way |
00:53:04 |
You are a sheep |
00:53:07 |
I am a-coming to get you |
00:53:11 |
There is a way to predict |
00:53:14 |
Please tell me |
00:53:20 |
Actually, I did. |
00:53:21 |
Corbi has a huge |
00:53:24 |
I know that you're |
00:53:27 |
but she has to |
00:53:29 |
And she's gonna |
00:53:33 |
MRS. WEAVER: I'd |
00:53:40 |
JOHNNY: She's passing |
00:53:44 |
If you're still having |
00:53:46 |
don't worry, |
00:53:47 |
We'll keep track of |
00:53:49 |
You keep track |
00:53:51 |
This is a whole new Hurl |
00:53:54 |
They ain't playing scared, |
00:53:59 |
Number 22 pulls it off again, |
00:54:03 |
Looks like she's on her way |
00:54:05 |
and I can't think |
00:54:08 |
Oh! They gave her the whip. |
00:54:10 |
You wanted it and they |
00:54:12 |
You've been whipped. |
00:54:14 |
Nothing gives you |
00:54:17 |
And the Scouts, |
00:54:19 |
inching even closer to |
00:54:24 |
And When |
00:54:28 |
There is no way around this |
00:54:34 |
Can you feel my flame? |
00:54:45 |
So my brother's been |
00:54:49 |
And it looks like |
00:54:54 |
That's really great. |
00:54:56 |
Yeah, I guess. |
00:54:58 |
Thirty-four days crammed |
00:55:03 |
Like a bathroom on |
00:55:06 |
That's a long time. |
00:55:08 |
No, it's cool. |
00:55:13 |
Look, you'll be |
00:55:18 |
It'll go by fast, |
00:55:37 |
EARL: Hit it. |
00:55:41 |
Go, go, go, baby. |
00:55:44 |
Oh, my God. |
00:55:47 |
No, |
00:55:49 |
Blisster? |
00:55:53 |
I'm watching the game. |
00:55:58 |
That's what I tell |
00:56:01 |
I tell your mom |
00:56:04 |
Dad, I'm not |
00:56:11 |
Why do you feel like |
00:56:19 |
You gotta pick your |
00:56:21 |
because she is a fighter. |
00:56:27 |
This Blue Bonnet deal |
00:56:33 |
And I think it's really |
00:56:39 |
But you know |
00:56:41 |
You know that, right? |
00:56:43 |
I'm aware. |
00:56:44 |
All right. |
00:56:49 |
Can I have one? |
00:56:51 |
No, you may not, |
00:56:58 |
Oh! Go. |
00:57:04 |
That was a nice... |
00:57:09 |
Since when do you |
00:57:12 |
I don't. I better go. |
00:57:24 |
Hey. Listen up. |
00:57:26 |
then you get right |
00:57:28 |
The champlonship bout |
00:57:31 |
You got your flyers |
00:57:33 |
If the Hurl Scouts |
00:57:37 |
Good luck with that. |
00:57:38 |
Now I'd like to |
00:57:42 |
Love you, Eva. |
00:57:44 |
Thank you. |
00:57:46 |
In the grand |
00:57:48 |
as you know, the new |
00:57:53 |
Sorry, Widows. |
00:57:55 |
Suck on this, girls. |
00:58:02 |
ROSA: Yes. |
00:58:03 |
Very cute. |
00:58:09 |
One for our team, man. |
00:58:14 |
There she is. |
00:58:16 |
Yeah, yeah. |
00:58:17 |
Make the face. Do it. |
00:58:19 |
Yeah. |
00:58:30 |
SMASHLEY: Exactly. |
00:58:33 |
Congratulatlons, |
00:58:38 |
Hey, Smash. |
00:58:39 |
What's up, Maven? |
00:58:41 |
Hurl Scouts. |
00:58:43 |
I just wanna |
00:58:46 |
ALL: Yeah. |
00:58:47 |
Yeah, you worked hard |
00:58:49 |
That's really |
00:58:51 |
Hey. |
00:58:52 |
You guys hang on a sec. |
00:58:53 |
That's okay. |
00:58:55 |
It's just a French fry. |
00:59:05 |
Yes! Yes! |
00:59:09 |
Ruthless, |
00:59:12 |
ROSA: Okay. I love it. |
00:59:15 |
I like banana cream, |
00:59:21 |
Food fight! |
00:59:42 |
BROOKE: Gorgeous. |
00:59:47 |
How's your speech coming? |
00:59:48 |
It's good. |
00:59:50 |
Okay. Turn around. |
00:59:55 |
What is that? |
00:59:57 |
Oh, it's... |
01:00:00 |
Are you okay? |
01:00:02 |
It's a bruise. |
01:00:03 |
It looks like it hurt. |
01:00:21 |
You got |
01:00:24 |
Oh, shit. |
01:00:28 |
JOHNNY ON PA: This is |
01:00:30 |
This is the last game |
01:00:32 |
The winner today |
01:00:36 |
And Ruthless is |
01:00:38 |
And the Scouts |
01:00:41 |
The Hurl Scouts have won. |
01:00:45 |
Listen to how high |
01:00:49 |
I'm like a woman. |
01:00:55 |
POLICEMAN ON MEGAPHONE: |
01:00:57 |
you are hereby ordered |
01:01:00 |
JOHNNY: Well, this |
01:01:02 |
The Holy Rollers |
01:01:05 |
so now the Hurl Scouts |
01:01:07 |
in the champlonship game |
01:01:11 |
Come on, man, |
01:01:13 |
lllegally filling |
01:01:14 |
with too many people is. |
01:01:18 |
Hey, hey, you two. |
01:01:20 |
I was just leaving. |
01:01:21 |
Look, you can |
01:01:26 |
Young lady, |
01:01:30 |
Seventeen, huh? |
01:01:35 |
That's why |
01:01:36 |
Yeah, good idea. |
01:01:38 |
Hey. Hi. Come on. |
01:01:42 |
What do you say? |
01:01:54 |
I gotta find Pash. |
01:03:23 |
I was |
01:03:28 |
When you came up behind me |
01:03:32 |
With your silent |
01:03:37 |
Your reflectlon |
01:03:41 |
It was the hottest day |
01:03:46 |
We were heading |
01:03:50 |
For a second |
01:03:55 |
You put your arms |
01:04:13 |
You put your arms around |
01:04:18 |
From your mouth |
01:04:22 |
The softest words |
01:04:27 |
What's broken |
01:04:31 |
What's fixed will |
01:05:01 |
A heart that's |
01:05:05 |
full up like a landfill |
01:05:11 |
A job that |
01:05:17 |
Bruises that won't heal |
01:05:27 |
You look so tired-unhappy |
01:05:33 |
Bring down the government |
01:05:40 |
They don't |
01:05:54 |
Where the hell |
01:05:58 |
We got a phone call |
01:06:04 |
That wasn't fun. |
01:06:06 |
This is your SAT class? |
01:06:12 |
Excuse me, |
01:06:15 |
You can't do that. |
01:06:17 |
Hey, you lied, kiddo, |
01:06:21 |
Okay. All right, |
01:06:25 |
I get it, but what |
01:06:27 |
Was I supposed to |
01:06:29 |
I mean, you would |
01:06:30 |
You're damn straight, |
01:06:32 |
What do you think |
01:06:34 |
that the world thinks |
01:06:36 |
Do you think they |
01:06:39 |
Or getting |
01:06:42 |
Or going to |
01:06:43 |
I think it depends |
01:06:45 |
Or finding a husband? |
01:06:46 |
No, you just limit |
01:06:48 |
Serlously, |
01:06:49 |
You really need |
01:06:51 |
your psychotic idea |
01:06:58 |
And pageants? |
01:07:02 |
That's my point, Bliss. |
01:07:05 |
I didn't have a mother |
01:07:06 |
to navigate all |
01:07:10 |
I am in love with this. |
01:07:14 |
I mean, |
01:07:17 |
It won't last. |
01:07:19 |
In two or three years, |
01:07:22 |
Well, how great is that? |
01:07:26 |
You don't understand. |
01:07:28 |
You will |
01:07:30 |
I do support myself. |
01:07:31 |
No, you don't. |
01:07:33 |
You buy shoes. |
01:07:43 |
You're full of shit. |
01:07:46 |
You know what, |
01:07:47 |
Hey. |
01:07:48 |
Hey, you calm down, |
01:07:50 |
Why don't you go back |
01:07:53 |
so you don't have |
01:08:09 |
You all right? |
01:08:14 |
I just don't |
01:08:16 |
Pash, come on. |
01:08:19 |
You told me |
01:08:21 |
I was so busy waiting |
01:08:24 |
coming over to arrest me |
01:08:26 |
Shit, are you okay? |
01:08:27 |
No, actually, |
01:08:30 |
On top of everything, |
01:08:34 |
so they can track |
01:08:40 |
So what's your problem? |
01:08:42 |
Hope the joyride |
01:08:45 |
Wait, wait. |
01:08:48 |
I didn't put that |
01:08:49 |
You know what? |
01:08:52 |
and you have |
01:08:54 |
But I'm trying to get out |
01:08:58 |
And last time I checked, |
01:09:00 |
getting arrested |
01:09:03 |
that Ivy League schools |
01:09:07 |
Do you really think that |
01:09:13 |
That's not what |
01:09:14 |
Oh, yeah, right. |
01:09:16 |
I'm sorry, Pash. |
01:09:26 |
Thanks for |
01:09:28 |
Anytime. |
01:09:32 |
That's Riley back there. |
01:09:38 |
So that's why you never |
01:09:40 |
Yeah, he pretty |
01:09:43 |
Uh-huh. |
01:09:45 |
Okay, first stop, sitter. |
01:09:59 |
Ruthless, Ruthless, |
01:10:05 |
Maven, Maven, Maven? |
01:10:08 |
Hey, guess how old I am. |
01:10:12 |
Twenty-seven? |
01:10:13 |
Oh, that's sweet. |
01:10:16 |
I'm 36. |
01:10:21 |
Guess when I |
01:10:24 |
I was 31. |
01:10:26 |
'Cause it took me that |
01:10:36 |
And you know what? |
01:10:42 |
Yeah, me, too. |
01:10:45 |
It's too bad |
01:10:49 |
What do you think |
01:10:53 |
Or your teammates, |
01:10:57 |
That's gonna be rough. |
01:10:59 |
No, you look. |
01:11:01 |
One day it will be your |
01:11:05 |
And if I was you, |
01:11:30 |
Fuck. |
01:11:33 |
It's Oliver. |
01:11:37 |
Hey, Oliver. |
01:11:41 |
I just need to talk to you. |
01:11:48 |
Look, I've left home. |
01:11:53 |
I... You know, this... |
01:11:57 |
I don't wanna do this |
01:12:00 |
so maybe you can get me |
01:12:04 |
512-697-4998. |
01:12:10 |
And then we can just... |
01:12:18 |
Oink Joint. |
01:12:20 |
Hey, Bliss. |
01:12:21 |
Is Pash there? |
01:12:25 |
She's not here. |
01:12:30 |
Yeah, okay. Bye. |
01:12:44 |
If, you know, |
01:12:49 |
when I say that I've |
01:12:52 |
to a gang of |
01:12:56 |
and that the only highlight |
01:12:59 |
who can't even chew it, |
01:13:06 |
I'm happy. |
01:13:24 |
Okay. That was odd. |
01:13:32 |
Oddly glorlous. |
01:13:35 |
SMASHLEY: |
01:13:38 |
I just had something |
01:13:42 |
ALL: Seventeen? |
01:13:44 |
What if you'd |
01:13:45 |
Her parents could sue |
01:13:47 |
MAGGIE: I know. |
01:13:48 |
We're in enough trouble |
01:13:50 |
Exactly. |
01:13:52 |
as long as she gets |
01:13:58 |
I can't. |
01:13:59 |
I'm not even living |
01:14:03 |
Well, even though you |
01:14:07 |
you're still |
01:14:09 |
Yeah, you could |
01:14:13 |
SMASHLEY: Okay, go. |
01:14:17 |
You can't understand |
01:14:23 |
Yeah, that's what |
01:14:26 |
but you're not |
01:14:28 |
Oh, I'm the cool aunt? |
01:14:29 |
Yeah. |
01:14:34 |
Why don't I just cut |
01:14:39 |
Bliss, I know what |
01:14:41 |
believe me, I do. |
01:14:42 |
But maybe there's |
01:14:45 |
without making |
01:14:49 |
What? |
01:14:51 |
I think maybe |
01:14:59 |
Okay, no. |
01:15:02 |
She's the one |
01:15:05 |
down my throat |
01:15:08 |
First of all, |
01:15:12 |
And just because |
01:15:14 |
doesn't mean she's wrong |
01:15:17 |
And if Riley ever lies |
01:15:21 |
he wouldn't even be able |
01:15:24 |
I'm just kidding, honey. |
01:15:30 |
I am here for you, |
01:15:31 |
but just because you've found |
01:15:48 |
Have a swell day at |
01:15:53 |
You didn't see that, |
01:16:22 |
I put |
01:16:25 |
I put a bomb in your fire |
01:16:29 |
There is a way to predict |
01:16:36 |
You are a sheep |
01:17:14 |
Please don't |
01:17:23 |
Whoever he is, |
01:17:30 |
Come here. |
01:17:36 |
I feel sick. |
01:17:39 |
I know you do. |
01:17:51 |
I gave him everything. |
01:17:53 |
No, don't say that. |
01:18:05 |
No, it's true. |
01:18:09 |
I did. |
01:18:40 |
That's a lot to process. |
01:18:48 |
She was wearing |
01:18:51 |
I just don't understand |
01:18:54 |
Your T-shirt? |
01:18:57 |
It's the only |
01:19:00 |
That you'd know about. |
01:19:03 |
Stryper. |
01:19:10 |
Mom, this isn't... |
01:19:13 |
This isn't working. |
01:19:17 |
I know. |
01:19:20 |
You just make me |
01:19:23 |
That's not what I want. |
01:19:29 |
I deserve it sometimes. |
01:19:31 |
Well, I know I can go |
01:19:39 |
But when the person |
01:19:43 |
tells you |
01:19:49 |
If you want me to do |
01:19:53 |
No, no, no, no. |
01:19:56 |
No, it's not a big deal. |
01:20:04 |
Don't do it for me. |
01:20:08 |
Fine, I'll do it |
01:20:17 |
Look who's back. |
01:20:20 |
Hi. |
01:20:29 |
Glad you're safe. |
01:20:33 |
I shouldn't have said |
01:20:40 |
AIready forgotten, kiddo. |
01:20:52 |
PASH: She's trying to |
01:20:58 |
How long you gonna |
01:21:12 |
Thanks. |
01:21:16 |
Pash, I'm sorry. |
01:21:19 |
Come on. |
01:21:20 |
I'm sorry. |
01:21:25 |
I'm really sorry. |
01:21:27 |
I know. |
01:21:31 |
Just keep... |
01:21:33 |
Yeah. |
01:21:34 |
Over and over |
01:21:36 |
Yeah, I will. |
01:21:40 |
So what happened? |
01:21:41 |
God. I just feel |
01:21:45 |
I'm stupid. I'm just... |
01:21:51 |
Yeah, that's why I |
01:21:54 |
It's so much simpler. |
01:21:57 |
Well, while you were |
01:22:03 |
I got some news. |
01:22:07 |
What... What... What's... |
01:22:09 |
I got into some colleges. |
01:22:12 |
Wow! |
01:22:14 |
My parents want me |
01:22:16 |
but I think I'm |
01:22:20 |
I know. I'm gonna see what |
01:22:24 |
That's amazing. |
01:22:33 |
Do you still have |
01:22:45 |
SHANIA: Did he turn into |
01:22:47 |
No, he stayed a Birdman. |
01:22:49 |
But the worst part is, |
01:22:54 |
Really good. |
01:22:56 |
Congratulatlons |
01:22:58 |
Uh, no. Let's not |
01:23:02 |
I like Birdman. |
01:23:04 |
Hey, Bliss. Somebody |
01:23:09 |
Well, look at you. |
01:23:10 |
I got a makeover. |
01:23:11 |
Yes, you did. |
01:23:18 |
Hello. |
01:23:19 |
MAGGIE: Ruthless, |
01:23:20 |
Don't even tell me |
01:23:23 |
I can't. |
01:23:24 |
Is it her mom? |
01:23:29 |
Just tell your mom |
01:23:32 |
The pageant is the same day |
01:23:34 |
Well, you have to try harder |
01:23:38 |
SMASHLEY: Let me |
01:23:39 |
I'll kick her in her... |
01:23:42 |
You're selling out. |
01:24:00 |
"Babe Ruthless." |
01:24:03 |
JOHNNY:...a classic |
01:24:05 |
Babe and Maggie |
01:24:08 |
Nothing gives you |
01:24:22 |
Excuse me, ladies. |
01:24:25 |
I'm looking for Maggie, |
01:24:33 |
Good pageant, y'all. |
01:24:38 |
Love the dress, Amber. |
01:24:44 |
EARL: We'll have |
01:24:47 |
What time is it? |
01:24:51 |
Your gown is |
01:24:54 |
It's beautiful. |
01:24:56 |
Thanks. |
01:25:00 |
Your dress is nice, |
01:25:04 |
Hey. |
01:25:07 |
We need to talk. |
01:25:14 |
Ma'am, put down |
01:25:16 |
Step away from the mirror. |
01:25:20 |
What are you all |
01:25:23 |
You're just springing |
01:25:25 |
I know the timing sucks, |
01:25:26 |
but I've been |
01:25:29 |
by her playing |
01:25:31 |
In fact, I think |
01:25:32 |
I went on the website, |
01:25:35 |
And it looks like |
01:25:37 |
Earl, we just spent |
01:25:41 |
and you want her |
01:25:44 |
Yeah, but her team is in |
01:25:47 |
The game's tonight. |
01:25:48 |
$800, Earl. |
01:25:55 |
I can take |
01:25:58 |
I cannot take losing |
01:26:04 |
I love her. |
01:26:06 |
Really sweet. |
01:26:08 |
BLISS: You guys gotta |
01:26:09 |
Bliss. |
01:26:13 |
BLISS: Hey. |
01:26:14 |
BROOKE: Bliss. |
01:26:16 |
Your daddy is about to |
01:26:19 |
for you to go off |
01:26:23 |
I don't agree. |
01:26:25 |
When you told me that |
01:26:30 |
did you mean it? |
01:26:42 |
Well, good luck. |
01:27:03 |
Come on, ladies. |
01:27:07 |
SMASHLEY: Ready to play. |
01:27:09 |
Okay. |
01:27:15 |
Wait. One more thing. |
01:27:21 |
HOLLY: Yeah. |
01:27:24 |
Step it up. |
01:27:31 |
That's when... |
01:27:34 |
Hi. |
01:27:38 |
I got it. |
01:27:40 |
We just got back into town. |
01:27:43 |
I probably still smell |
01:27:48 |
I went on your website |
01:27:51 |
Oh, that girl... |
01:27:54 |
She just climbed |
01:27:56 |
threw on your shirt. |
01:28:00 |
You know, I don't |
01:28:03 |
What girl? |
01:28:05 |
I don't wanna be the girl |
01:28:10 |
and hear about what |
01:28:14 |
You don't. And this is |
01:28:20 |
But you never |
01:28:24 |
Okay. |
01:28:25 |
I know I should've called, |
01:28:28 |
And then I got |
01:28:38 |
I would've called. |
01:28:42 |
My mom wants |
01:28:52 |
That's right, I'm back. |
01:28:55 |
Thanks a lot for outing me. |
01:28:57 |
I didn't out you. |
01:29:01 |
I was just |
01:29:02 |
I don't wanna beat |
01:29:04 |
I wanna beat your ass on |
01:29:09 |
JOHNNY ON PA: It is |
01:29:11 |
There they are, |
01:29:13 |
being nice and diplomatic |
01:29:15 |
right before |
01:29:20 |
Oh, I love it, Austin. |
01:29:22 |
That's right, |
01:29:24 |
we're talking about the |
01:29:26 |
versus the upstart |
01:29:32 |
Yes. |
01:29:36 |
Our jammers, |
01:29:39 |
head-to-head, |
01:29:42 |
As they approach |
01:29:44 |
Ruthless seems to be |
01:29:47 |
slithering through |
01:29:51 |
There's Babe Ruthless, |
01:29:54 |
They've been |
01:29:58 |
That's a hip check |
01:29:59 |
You don't see Maven |
01:30:01 |
Did you see that? |
01:30:04 |
That was illegal. |
01:30:06 |
It's a clean hit. |
01:30:07 |
That was illegal. |
01:30:09 |
Calm her down. |
01:30:12 |
I'll show you ruthless, |
01:30:17 |
JOHNNY: It's the |
01:30:18 |
We got Babe Ruthless |
01:30:25 |
Finally, I made it |
01:30:27 |
Okay, don't embarrass me |
01:30:30 |
Never. |
01:30:34 |
Go, Bliss. Go! |
01:30:37 |
Go, Babe Ruthless! |
01:30:39 |
Go! |
01:30:41 |
JOHNNY: Babe Ruthless |
01:30:42 |
but she's having |
01:30:44 |
That tiny pipsqueak finds |
01:30:47 |
breaks out of the pack, |
01:30:50 |
Rollers just picked up |
01:30:54 |
Rollers in the lead. |
01:30:57 |
Slaya takes down Smashley. |
01:30:59 |
Oh, but the Mansons |
01:31:01 |
and Smashley flies |
01:31:07 |
You just |
01:31:13 |
JOHNNY: Princess Slaya, |
01:31:18 |
That's gonna hurt tomorrow |
01:31:22 |
Listen. You play smart, |
01:31:24 |
Don't leave any holes |
01:31:26 |
Bliss, this may be time |
01:31:29 |
LBJ. Knock them out. |
01:31:34 |
JOHNNY: Coach Razor |
01:31:36 |
as she makes her way |
01:31:38 |
Look, she gets a hand |
01:31:41 |
This could be big. |
01:31:43 |
And one of |
01:31:47 |
Maven can yell |
01:31:52 |
No, serlously, |
01:31:58 |
I'll tell you what. |
01:32:01 |
if they're gonna have |
01:32:03 |
otherwise she's |
01:32:08 |
All the Scouts |
01:32:11 |
Not one schoolgirl |
01:32:15 |
But we are tied as we |
01:32:18 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
01:32:33 |
ROSA: Okay, Razor, |
01:32:35 |
We're gonna |
01:32:38 |
Hey, Smashley, |
01:32:40 |
would you be paying |
01:32:42 |
You know what, |
01:32:45 |
No. My head |
01:32:49 |
Then get out there |
01:33:00 |
JOHNNY: Slaya hip-checks |
01:33:02 |
She's up and over |
01:33:05 |
And Smashley Simpson |
01:33:08 |
Slaya and Smashley |
01:33:10 |
And it looks like Smashley |
01:33:14 |
I hope the medic is ready |
01:33:15 |
'cause it looks like |
01:33:19 |
This game's about |
01:33:22 |
Wait, I don't |
01:33:23 |
Smashley goes for the points |
01:33:27 |
That is for you, Razor! |
01:33:32 |
Okay, we're running |
01:33:35 |
Get back out there |
01:33:37 |
All right. |
01:33:40 |
Let's go, you know what |
01:33:44 |
JOHNNY: The game's still |
01:33:45 |
but the Scouts |
01:33:47 |
Looks like they're |
01:33:50 |
The entire Rollers team |
01:33:55 |
Wait, out of nowhere, |
01:34:26 |
JOHNNY: She's okay. |
01:34:29 |
Give it up, folks. |
01:34:40 |
Let's remember |
01:34:43 |
We've seen our fair share |
01:34:46 |
fishnet burns |
01:34:50 |
It's the final jam. |
01:34:52 |
Two points |
01:34:54 |
Let me hear you, folks. |
01:34:59 |
It's Iron Maven |
01:35:02 |
Would you have it |
01:35:04 |
The Mansons play Maven |
01:35:09 |
They're calling for the whip, |
01:35:11 |
They got it. |
01:35:21 |
Go, Maven. |
01:35:24 |
Ruthless gets out first. |
01:35:26 |
And now as she gets a hand |
01:35:28 |
No, Maven sneaks out |
01:35:31 |
But wait, the Manson sisters |
01:35:51 |
Ruthless is surging ahead. |
01:35:54 |
But no. |
01:35:57 |
That's it. |
01:35:58 |
Iron Maven brings |
01:36:01 |
The Holy Rollers |
01:36:04 |
and are league champlons |
01:36:09 |
The Holy Rollers |
01:36:14 |
Undefeated three years |
01:36:18 |
What a game. |
01:36:20 |
You gotta take your |
01:36:23 |
As for the Hurl Scouts, |
01:36:28 |
But this year |
01:36:32 |
once again, |
01:36:34 |
I'm sorry, Razor. |
01:36:35 |
Sorry, my ass. |
01:36:38 |
Still, who do they |
01:36:40 |
Did you see |
01:36:42 |
How about that jump |
01:36:45 |
Smashley's dive |
01:36:49 |
Yeah! Holy Rollers! |
01:36:54 |
ROSA: We did it. |
01:36:55 |
ALL: |
01:36:58 |
We're Number 2. |
01:36:59 |
We're Number 2. |
01:37:02 |
Ladies, just seeing |
01:37:04 |
I can't tell you how good |
01:37:06 |
MAGGIE: Razor, |
01:37:07 |
No, I'm not gonna cry. |
01:37:08 |
It's just it's such |
01:37:11 |
I think he might cry. |
01:37:18 |
Hurl Scouts on three. |
01:37:19 |
ALL: One, two, three. |
01:37:42 |
Nice jump, EveI KnieveI. |
01:37:45 |
Thanks. |
01:37:46 |
Maybe I'll teach it |
01:37:50 |
Really? |
01:37:53 |
Okay. |
01:38:15 |
JOHNNY: Listen, folks, |
01:38:17 |
at the Texas Roller |
01:38:18 |
I've enjoyed the |
01:38:22 |
Come out next year, |
01:38:25 |
And if you would, |
01:38:28 |
so please |
01:38:30 |
And whatever you do, |
01:38:32 |
All right, |
01:38:35 |
I love you. |
01:38:44 |
BROOKE: This is your |
01:38:48 |
Actually, how |
01:38:49 |
3. |
01:38:51 |
3 each? |
01:38:54 |
It's a piece |
01:38:55 |
Yeah, they support the... |
01:38:57 |
How much for |
01:39:08 |
I'll tell you what, |
01:39:12 |
but this... |
01:39:34 |
I really didn't think |
01:39:40 |
I'm really glad you did. |
01:39:44 |
That was scary. |
01:39:49 |
I... |
01:39:51 |
I can't change what |
01:39:59 |
Probably not. |
01:40:04 |
I want to move to Austin, |
01:40:07 |
and I need to know |
01:40:13 |
That's gonna be |
01:40:24 |
In poetry, if... |
01:40:26 |
I know. Okay. |
01:40:36 |
Hi, Mrs. Cavendar. |
01:40:38 |
Hi, Amber. |
01:40:39 |
I just wanted to |
01:40:40 |
Thank you. |
01:40:41 |
Oh, and Bliss left |
01:40:43 |
I wasn't sure if |
01:40:45 |
Thank you. |
01:40:47 |
How did you do? |
01:40:48 |
I came in second. |
01:40:50 |
Good for you. |
01:40:52 |
Bye. |
01:41:08 |
"The person I admire most |
01:41:13 |
"is my mother, |
01:41:17 |
"who never gives up |
01:41:21 |
"and she never |
01:41:25 |
"Obvlously, I would be |
01:41:30 |
"But knowing my mother |
01:41:37 |
"means more than |
01:42:18 |
Earl. |
01:42:20 |
Ronny. |
01:43:06 |
Wait. Turn the music up. |
01:43:11 |
WOMAN: Roller derby |
01:43:13 |
MAN: Come on, man. |
01:43:25 |
Lollipop, |
01:43:27 |
Lollipop, lollipop... |
01:43:31 |
Undefeated. |
01:43:41 |
Ow! |
01:43:56 |
How do I get out? |
01:43:58 |
MAGGIE: There we go. |
01:44:00 |
Get out. I can't do it. |
01:44:15 |
Female Fight Club! |
01:44:26 |
I love you. |
01:44:28 |
Some of |
01:44:30 |
Are going into this mike |
01:44:32 |
Are coming out of this mouth |
01:44:34 |
I'll tell you now |
01:44:35 |
So you think that |
01:44:37 |
But I suggest |
01:44:38 |
Don't even try it |
01:44:40 |
Taking it |
01:44:43 |
Hey, inbreeders, |
01:44:54 |
If Jack Black |
01:44:58 |
He's sexy. |
01:45:01 |
Here you go, baby. |
01:45:04 |
Okay. |
01:45:08 |
It's just so funny. |
01:45:12 |
Hey. |
01:45:15 |
Fishnets and |
01:45:19 |
I gotta |
01:45:21 |
It's like a wedding |
01:45:23 |
My name is Young MC |
01:45:25 |
'Cause when I get |
01:45:27 |
And I can do it |
01:45:33 |
I got know-how |
01:45:44 |
Ow! Ow! |
01:45:50 |
I found |
01:45:57 |
Of all's inside of me |
01:46:13 |
Here it comes |
01:46:16 |
Guess for years |
01:46:21 |
What's inside me |
01:46:26 |
I don't know what to say |
01:46:29 |
To give me away |
01:46:32 |
The dream's the same |
01:46:35 |
I'm alone on |
01:46:40 |
Wake up here |
01:46:45 |
And there's |
01:46:51 |
Next time around |
01:46:55 |
When I turn 28 |
01:46:59 |
Things are all gonna be great |
01:47:03 |
At 28 |
01:47:05 |
So don't sit so close |
01:47:09 |
Can't you see |
01:47:14 |
Every day I've been |
01:47:19 |
Tell them I was brave |
01:47:22 |
Tell yourself the same |
01:47:25 |
Tell everyone that I plan |
01:47:29 |
When I turn 28 |
01:47:33 |
Things are all gonna be great |
01:47:36 |
At 28 |
01:47:40 |
Oh, 28 |
01:47:45 |
They say that I will |
01:47:50 |
But I can't keep my eyes |
01:47:54 |
Shouldn't be writing |
01:48:01 |
The candle's lit |
01:48:04 |
Waiting patient |
01:48:09 |
But none of last year's |
01:48:13 |
And I keep waiting for you |
01:48:20 |
I made my wish then |
01:48:24 |
When I turn 28 |
01:48:28 |
Things are all gonna be great |
01:48:32 |
At 28 |
01:48:39 |
Tell everyone that |
01:48:43 |
When I turn 29 |
01:48:47 |
Things are all gonna be fine |
01:48:51 |
At 29 |
01:49:07 |
You ask me |
01:49:12 |
When I'll grow |
01:49:17 |
Never my love |
01:49:27 |
You wonder |
01:49:31 |
Will lose |
01:49:36 |
Never my love |
01:49:46 |
What makes you think |
01:49:49 |
When you know |
01:49:52 |
Depends on you |
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