Whip It

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00:00:36 Five minutes,
00:00:40 Has anyone seen
00:00:43 Pash, this can't
00:00:47 WOMAN: Why aren't you
00:00:49 You know how it is.
00:00:50 They get to a certain
00:00:54 She said
00:00:55 Really? That's odd.
00:00:59 PASH: It says "temporary."
00:01:02 It did a minute ago,
00:01:04 My mom is
00:01:10 EMCEE: Now, Miss Amber Black.
00:01:13 If I could have dinner
00:01:18 Because what they say
00:01:25 Don't tell them
00:01:27 Those are the rules,
00:01:30 Let go.
00:01:33 Corbi Booth,
00:01:35 If I could have dinner
00:01:40 I love you, Papa.
00:01:45 And now,
00:02:10 If I could have
00:02:15 it would be
00:02:18 because not only was she
00:02:22 but she was
00:02:28 Thank you.
00:02:36 So enlighten me.
00:02:39 Are you trying to
00:02:41 Or was it just your
00:02:44 It was just a dare.
00:02:45 Oh. How did that
00:02:48 Not so great?
00:02:50 Corbi.
00:02:51 Congratulatlons, honey.
00:02:55 Thank you.
00:02:58 Thank you,
00:03:00 Bliss is so hard
00:03:03 Well, the Blue Bonnet pageant
00:03:07 And we'll be there.
00:03:10 Oh. See you later.
00:03:15 I'm sorry that
00:03:17 don't live up
00:03:21 but there's a lot you
00:03:23 no matter what you
00:03:25 You think you're
00:03:28 but no one's asking you
00:03:30 I wanna be Miss America.
00:03:32 And you're gonna be
00:03:34 Teeth.
00:03:38 Eyes.
00:03:44 Trudy, bless your heart
00:03:48 Well, hell.
00:03:52 Let me get my foils.
00:03:54 BROOKE: Now,
00:03:58 ANNOUNCER ON RAD!O:
00:03:59 They have now given up
00:04:02 and three field goals.
00:04:04 He's only had one takeaway
00:04:09 Hey.
00:04:12 I won another one.
00:04:14 Lord, child,
00:04:17 And had I known
00:04:19 BROOKE: Earl.
00:04:20 I mean, dang it, girl,
00:04:23 J ust defective, I guess.
00:04:26 BROOKE: N ice parenting, Earl.
00:04:28 Come on, now.
00:04:33 Ooh, I'll see you later.
00:04:36 WOMAN: Dinner.
00:04:45 Serlously, out of all
00:04:48 who would come to Bodeen?
00:04:50 PASH: Them.
00:04:52 at least they just
00:04:53 BIRDMAN: Go ahead
00:04:55 But without
00:04:58 You know what, Birdman,
00:05:00 I think I preferred you
00:05:04 You know, now
00:05:08 I know. I miss
00:05:10 Ladies, don't let
00:05:15 But y'all are gonna have to
00:05:18 It's more dignified.
00:05:21 Birdman is the only thing
00:05:25 That's what you think.
00:05:29 BLISS: Really?
00:05:31 PASH: Yeah.
00:05:35 PASH: Hey.
00:05:37 Make sure they
00:05:52 Hey, what can I
00:05:55 Hey, Corbi.
00:05:56 So what are you, like,
00:06:00 Alternative to what?
00:06:02 What's the name of that
00:06:06 That's the Squealer.
00:06:12 Yeah, you bring me
00:06:15 And I don't mean Corbi.
00:06:20 BOY: Let's go, buddy,
00:06:23 Oh, yes.
00:06:25 PASH: I can't believe
00:06:28 Baby, baby,
00:06:30 You make it sound very dirty.
00:06:33 Come on. Come on.
00:06:35 Go. Go. Go.
00:06:37 Come on.
00:06:39 That's my man.
00:06:44 It's free, bitches.
00:07:00 I was thinking
00:07:03 maybe we could
00:07:08 Really?
00:07:09 BOTH:
00:07:12 Show them all the beauty
00:07:19 ...them a sense of pride
00:07:27 You hate them.
00:07:29 Well, they don't have
00:07:36 Hi.
00:07:38 Thanks.
00:07:42 Ooh!
00:07:43 Pretty vases.
00:07:47 MALE CLERK: They're great
00:07:58 Um...
00:07:59 Thank you. Yup,
00:08:02 No, please, Bliss.
00:08:05 Don't...
00:08:08 It's funny.
00:08:09 I'm supposed to buy you
00:08:13 Does that really strike you
00:08:16 Fine. 'Cause shoes
00:08:19 For gosh sakes, Bliss.
00:08:22 ANNOUNCER ON TV:
00:08:24 There is a flag down.
00:08:26 Yeah, it's Earl.
00:08:28 Can you please explain
00:08:30 why it's inappropriate
00:08:35 Dad, it's not like that.
00:08:36 You took your
00:08:38 Are you off your nut?
00:08:39 You know,
00:08:42 it wouldn't make
00:08:44 Look, I am in the middle
00:08:47 So whatever
00:08:51 Give me that.
00:08:52 Earl, do you know
00:08:54 to raise these girls in
00:08:57 Yes, I do.
00:09:14 Hi.
00:09:17 Hello.
00:09:19 Perfect.
00:09:25 See you then.
00:09:40 Come on. All right,
00:10:08 BLISS: Screw you
00:10:16 Here.
00:10:19 No, what are you doing?
00:10:21 on your tips again,
00:10:23 Just take it, take it.
00:10:28 What is this?
00:10:33 Roller derby?
00:10:36 This is...
00:10:39 This is in Austin.
00:10:41 Yeah, I know.
00:10:44 Will there be
00:10:49 Hey, Mom, Dad,
00:10:55 It's an away game, but...
00:10:57 The team
00:10:59 No, no, no,
00:11:01 EARL: Well, sure.
00:11:03 Hey, I'll tell you what,
00:11:08 No, it's cool.
00:11:09 Yeah, I have my car.
00:11:11 No, but I mean, you know,
00:11:15 Earl, let the girls go on
00:11:18 And then you and I
00:11:32 I kind of feel bad
00:11:35 I don't. I give my
00:11:37 I get freedom.
00:11:43 She's a punk punk,
00:11:47 Punk punk, a punk rocker
00:12:00 Well, the kids
00:12:04 They're ready to go now
00:12:07 And they're going to
00:12:12 But she just couldn't stay
00:12:14 She had to break away
00:12:18 Well, New York City
00:12:20 Oh, yeah
00:12:22 Don't say I never
00:12:25 Sheena is a punk rocker
00:12:53 Okay, everybody,
00:12:58 I'm a little hung-over
00:13:01 Anyway, let me introduce you
00:13:04 Coming to you from
00:13:06 men, hold on
00:13:11 Number 99, captain
00:13:16 Number 69, Bloody Holly.
00:13:19 Number 3, Rosa Sparks.
00:13:22 Number 2, Smashley Simpson.
00:13:26 Razor Magee's Hurl Scouts
00:13:30 This league has five teams,
00:13:33 What outlaw do we have
00:13:36 this fine Texas
00:13:39 I'm talking about the girls
00:13:43 Give it up for the
00:13:49 Last season's champs
00:13:52 the league's leading
00:13:56 Yeah, she's the one
00:13:58 I'm feeling hot
00:14:02 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:14:03 let's play some
00:14:10 A jammer scores
00:14:12 by passing members
00:14:15 Maven gets a great jump.
00:14:17 And she's out
00:14:18 Iron Maven,
00:14:21 Folks, the ones to watch
00:14:24 Those are the ones
00:14:27 Some of you might remember
00:14:30 but it was reborn right here
00:14:34 a true Austin traditlon.
00:14:36 Maven's heading up
00:14:39 That's a big hit
00:14:41 Jackie Daniels is down.
00:14:43 Lucky for
00:14:46 because the Rollers
00:14:57 MAN: Thank you, Maggie.
00:15:01 I just wanna tell you all
00:15:04 It's your
00:15:07 Yeah.
00:15:08 Well, put some skates on,
00:15:11 The last time
00:15:15 Hey, you know, none of us
00:15:18 You should come to
00:15:20 You have to be 21.
00:15:24 Two... I'm 22.
00:15:27 Yeah, I just had my...
00:15:30 Great, it's this
00:15:32 It is?
00:15:35 I'm Maggie,
00:15:38 I'm Bliss,
00:15:41 Yeah, you'll have
00:15:43 Don't be late.
00:15:45 "Twenty-two.
00:15:49 Twenty-one,
00:15:50 Twenty-two's way
00:15:52 I guess, 'cause you're
00:15:57 Why don't
00:15:59 Excuse me?
00:16:00 I didn't have
00:16:02 I had a fat-kid-sits-inside-
00:16:05 You know that.
00:16:07 Well, what makes you
00:16:11 Because
00:16:14 And those
00:16:18 And you are not.
00:16:20 Geez.
00:16:23 Not to mentlon
00:16:25 She doesn't
00:16:28 You don't have
00:16:33 I can grow the balls.
00:16:46 No way.
00:17:30 Mmm.
00:17:33 Hey.
00:17:39 Do you have room
00:17:50 I like your hair.
00:17:51 Thanks, hon.
00:17:56 DRIVER: All right,
00:18:54 DERBY PLAYER 1: Hey.
00:18:55 What's your derby name?
00:18:57 Pocket Rocket.
00:18:58 What's yours?
00:18:59 Jaba the Slut.
00:19:01 Hey, you made it.
00:19:04 Yeah, I'm glad
00:19:06 Thanks.
00:19:15 What is that?
00:19:16 That would be Razor.
00:19:19 He's a good guy.
00:19:22 All right, ladies.
00:19:25 Ooh, jean shorts.
00:19:26 Every single day.
00:19:31 Meet the
00:19:32 Gift from the Ottawa
00:19:36 They both seem
00:19:39 Maybe we can finally
00:19:41 Maybe.
00:19:44 All right, listen up,
00:19:46 There's a lot more
00:19:49 This is a sport.
00:19:51 Now, the league
00:19:53 So whatever shred
00:19:55 hope you leave it out
00:19:59 Okay, what is it?
00:20:00 Sorry.
00:20:02 Just what are the rules?
00:20:07 Derby 101, people.
00:20:08 Four blockers from each team
00:20:10 Ten feet behind them,
00:20:12 two jammers are lined up,
00:20:14 We're the ones
00:20:15 First whistle blows
00:20:18 Then a second whistle blows
00:20:21 Some of us faster
00:20:25 Once the jammer
00:20:26 she hauls ass around
00:20:30 For every player
00:20:33 she gets a point.
00:20:34 Most points wins the game
00:20:37 Now, line up
00:20:43 Get up.
00:20:48 Go, ladies. Move it.
00:20:52 Up, up, up. Go.
00:20:55 Looking good, Barbie.
00:20:57 It's roller derby,
00:20:59 Come on,
00:21:07 God damn it, Diane.
00:21:12 Hey. That move will
00:21:15 There's no place in
00:21:19 What?
00:21:22 Okay. Sorry.
00:21:24 But I like the aggresslon.
00:21:30 Is it bad?
00:21:32 Mmm-mmm.
00:21:34 No. Mmm-mmm.
00:21:36 Forty-one,
00:21:41 Twenty-nine. Let's go.
00:21:48 Twenty-three?
00:21:56 Looks like you've
00:21:57 Yeah, yeah, wake me
00:22:07 Or take one.
00:22:28 Hey, you're
00:22:30 That's right,
00:22:34 Why don't you suck up
00:22:35 There's still part of
00:22:41 MAVEN: Nice shorts.
00:22:44 Can somebody help me? I...
00:22:54 Just kidding.
00:22:58 Hey, by the way,
00:23:02 Nice work out there.
00:23:13 I never knew
00:23:18 When I'd be saying to you
00:23:20 "Don't let this good love
00:23:23 Your feet are on fire.
00:23:25 Serlously, look,
00:23:26 You're changing
00:23:28 Well, I have to.
00:23:30 Don't leave me alone
00:23:32 You can change
00:23:34 I can't. I'm actually
00:23:40 So caught up in you,
00:23:44 That I never did
00:23:47 So caught up in you,
00:23:52 That I never want
00:23:59 You caught me
00:24:02 How good it could be
00:24:08 BROOKE: Shania, I am not
00:24:12 Hey, I just wanted
00:24:15 that I'm gonna change
00:24:16 to Mondays, Wednesdays,
00:24:18 'cause I wanna
00:24:22 I'm impressed.
00:24:24 Me, too.
00:24:26 I like smart girls,
00:24:30 Well, that and I
00:24:35 So caught up in you,
00:24:39 You're the one that's
00:24:42 So caught up in you,
00:24:46 That I never want
00:24:49 And, baby, it's true
00:24:52 You're the one
00:24:54 Who caught me
00:24:57 How good it could be
00:25:01 Fill your days
00:25:05 No need to ever
00:25:08 Oh, no
00:25:12 Whenever you want me
00:25:21 Shouldn't...
00:25:24 Yeah, hurry up, you guys,
00:25:27 Careful, Pee-Wee here
00:25:31 You don't?
00:25:33 All that "We're Number 1 "
00:25:36 Our bad attitude's
00:25:39 Okay, ladies.
00:25:42 Hot off the presses,
00:25:47 Your hands clean?
00:25:48 Yes, my hands
00:25:50 Pay particular attentlon
00:25:53 I think it's gonna
00:25:55 Smashley,
00:25:56 I know.
00:25:58 Well, then you must also
00:26:02 Hey...
00:26:04 Who's up for
00:26:08 SMASHLEY: I'm in.
00:26:09 ROSA: Me, too.
00:26:10 I'm in.
00:26:13 You weren't invited.
00:26:17 I'm still in.
00:26:19 There's no such thing
00:26:21 We practice
00:26:22 Maven, you know
00:26:24 Bliss, show me
00:26:31 You ready?
00:26:36 RAZOR: Let's go,
00:26:39 Don't block your own player,
00:26:41 Crossover the turn,
00:26:44 Bend those knees.
00:26:49 BLISS: Ow!
00:26:57 What the hell
00:26:59 You had Maven beat,
00:27:01 'cause you're too
00:27:02 And then you quit.
00:27:04 I need you to
00:27:05 I want you to
00:27:09 Yeah.
00:27:12 That's right,
00:27:15 This is
00:27:17 Eventually I'm gonna
00:27:21 Next group up.
00:27:23 MAGGIE: Just ignore him.
00:27:25 Serlously.
00:27:31 I mean, he's right.
00:27:35 You know what I
00:27:38 My ex.
00:27:40 Little piece
00:27:41 Don't fall for your
00:27:43 and think that he's not
00:27:45 because he cheated on you,
00:27:49 And when I think
00:27:55 which, for the record,
00:27:59 I really, really
00:28:02 You have to find that
00:28:10 Have you ever had crabs?
00:28:12 No.
00:28:13 No. Okay. My doctor said
00:28:22 B- man, come on.
00:28:26 Pash has to come.
00:28:30 Yeah, well,
00:28:32 I mean, did anybody
00:28:34 "Hey, Birdman might
00:28:38 "beating the crap
00:28:41 No, they did not.
00:28:44 Do you wanna come, too?
00:28:47 Yeah, but I can't.
00:28:52 I'm covering for Pash.
00:28:56 Yes. We love you.
00:28:58 Yeah?
00:28:59 Thank you. We do.
00:29:01 Yeah, yeah. Not enough.
00:29:03 We're crazy about you.
00:29:05 Oh, yeah.
00:29:11 You can never have
00:29:17 Or LashBlast.
00:29:19 Here's a little gift
00:29:21 Safety is sexy.
00:29:25 You'll need these, too.
00:29:28 Guys, thanks.
00:29:32 Let the bout come to you.
00:29:36 Let the bout come to you.
00:29:37 So, are you ready
00:29:42 Has anyone ever thrown up
00:29:46 Yeah.
00:29:48 Let's get them.
00:29:51 Skate fast, skate hard.
00:29:52 I'm gonna puke.
00:29:54 JOHNNY ON PA:
00:29:56 Tammy, and Rachael,
00:29:57 All right, let
00:29:59 Okay.
00:30:02 ALL: One, two,
00:30:05 And they're off.
00:30:06 Jamming for the Widows,
00:30:10 Bloody Holly who
00:30:12 And, oh, she passes the block
00:30:16 But wait a second,
00:30:18 Eva Destructlon shows up
00:30:21 Each girl the jammer passes,
00:30:24 Pass a girl,
00:30:26 And she's gotten
00:30:32 And the Widows
00:30:34 Hey, Black Widows,
00:30:37 About to make a sequel
00:30:40 Yeah,
00:30:43 Yeah, it is
00:30:47 Air trombone, yeah.
00:30:50 Nice jam, man.
00:30:53 That was amazing.
00:30:54 Thanks.
00:30:55 Yeah. Thank you.
00:30:57 Where did you learn
00:30:59 Well, I once tried out
00:31:01 but that didn't
00:31:03 You gotta maintain the
00:31:06 I've been over it and
00:31:09 What do you want
00:31:10 I don't need to do
00:31:16 JOHNNY: It's the
00:31:18 jamming for
00:31:20 This is a rough
00:31:23 These girls are lean,
00:31:25 And they gotta go fast
00:31:27 who are trying
00:31:29 And by "knock them down,"
00:31:33 Eva's gonna grab
00:31:34 bringing
00:31:38 Team captain Maggie Mayhem
00:31:43 Getting Widows jammer
00:31:46 and Whiskey sweeps
00:31:48 making room for Honey
00:31:50 to collect another
00:31:56 That makes
00:32:01 They say the Scouts have
00:32:03 and being the worst team
00:32:07 Oh, Rosa Sparks,
00:32:10 God damn it.
00:32:13 JOHNNY: Okay, folks,
00:32:16 late in the game.
00:32:17 Hurl Scouts coach Razor
00:32:18 still sticking with
00:32:21 She's up against the Widows'
00:32:24 Oh! The Widows' jammer
00:32:29 Well, our favorite
00:32:32 is about to bag
00:32:36 Clean-up on Aisle 5.
00:32:37 With time left for
00:32:40 Smashley Simpson
00:32:44 Okay, you're in.
00:32:47 Show me why they
00:33:04 Go get you some.
00:33:09 Okay, Austin, get ready to
00:33:13 Here she is, Number 22,
00:33:19 Babe Ruthless?
00:33:23 JOHNNY: All right, it's
00:33:26 I like the taste
00:33:29 And Razor,
00:33:32 into the last jam on
00:33:35 And dang.
00:33:36 Babe Ruthless gets
00:33:40 But she's back up
00:33:43 Okay, okay, that's good.
00:33:49 She darts down
00:33:52 and makes a run for it
00:33:54 Oh, but here comes
00:33:57 hoping to ruin
00:33:59 Ruthless is out of
00:34:06 That's my best friend.
00:34:08 Rumor has it that
00:34:11 and you could
00:34:14 And now Manson Number 1
00:34:16 Feeling the heat
00:34:18 and she gets through
00:34:21 And Ruthless
00:34:24 PASH: Go, Babe Ruthless.
00:34:25 Babe Ruthless scored
00:34:27 but the Widows
00:34:30 Congratulatlons,
00:34:33 That's great.
00:34:37 Yeah, it's all a big joke.
00:34:39 We came second.
00:34:40 We came second.
00:34:42 We came in second
00:34:46 ALL:
00:34:48 We're Number 2.
00:34:51 We're Number 2.
00:34:53 Well, I didn't
00:34:55 That'll do.
00:34:57 Hey.
00:34:58 Oh, my God.
00:35:02 You kicked ass.
00:35:03 Oh, yeah. And I saw
00:35:06 Mmm-hmm.
00:35:07 Bliss.
00:35:09 Oh, I can't. I gotta
00:35:12 No.
00:35:15 Yeah, man,
00:35:16 What's Hot Tubs?
00:35:18 Oh, well, here
00:35:22 But here he's
00:35:25 Even though he's not
00:35:28 until he got us one.
00:35:30 Huh.
00:35:32 All right.
00:35:34 No, that's
00:35:39 Coke?
00:35:41 That's hilarlous.
00:35:44 Not in this
00:35:46 Or the next one.
00:35:49 Hey.
00:36:00 What's up, ladies?
00:36:02 Should we help him?
00:36:03 Nah. That's her fiance.
00:36:06 That's my fiance.
00:36:10 EVA: You know, there's
00:36:13 Johnny.
00:36:17 MAN: Y'all check it out.
00:36:21 ...I need you
00:36:27 It's gonna be all right
00:36:31 'Cause you are in my sight
00:36:34 All night, all night
00:36:38 Tonight, tonight, all night
00:36:46 Hey, sweet thing,
00:36:50 That one thing,
00:36:54 Why? 'Cause I need it
00:36:57 SMASHLEY: Hey, man,
00:36:58 That's not a bruise.
00:37:02 SMASHLEY: Yeah,
00:37:12 Pash?
00:37:45 Nice choice.
00:37:47 Yeah?
00:37:48 Yeah, and I love
00:37:51 So where you from?
00:37:55 Well, I hail from
00:38:00 Uh, the tiny town, right?
00:38:02 That would be the one.
00:38:05 You live alone?
00:38:07 Roommate.
00:38:08 Me, too.
00:38:11 Why Bodeen? If you
00:38:16 By day, I work
00:38:21 But by night...
00:38:24 Oliver.
00:38:25 One second.
00:38:28 Oliver.
00:38:34 Get your ass down here.
00:38:36 All right, dill weed.
00:38:38 Shut up, douche bag.
00:38:39 Nimrod.
00:38:40 Tool.
00:38:46 What are you doing
00:38:50 No official plans.
00:38:52 Great.
00:38:54 I'll go bring
00:39:07 There she is.
00:39:12 Hey.
00:39:21 Let's get a beer.
00:39:25 Oh, my God.
00:39:28 Okay, you can
00:39:33 PASH: Who are you,
00:39:35 Pash?
00:39:41 Savage and I
00:39:44 Yeah, I bet.
00:39:46 My belly hurts.
00:39:47 There's a storm
00:39:51 It really does, though.
00:39:53 Come on. Hold on.
00:39:58 It's cool.
00:40:00 No, come on.
00:40:02 No, you stick your finger
00:40:04 Pash. Have you ever
00:40:10 Your dad's naked body?
00:40:12 What?
00:40:13 His balls jiggling.
00:40:16 Sweaty.
00:40:23 That's not fair.
00:40:25 Could you get me
00:40:26 Yeah.
00:40:29 I'm sorry I ruined
00:40:34 But I want dirt.
00:40:38 His name's Oliver.
00:40:44 Yeah, if you like
00:40:54 You're gonna have to
00:40:59 Sorry.
00:41:03 Ugh.
00:41:20 Hey, girl.
00:41:21 Fine.
00:41:35 BROOKE: Bliss,
00:41:38 The Blue Bonnet brunch
00:41:42 Did you forget?
00:41:46 You think you have
00:41:50 but there's not many girls
00:41:54 And I hate to admit it,
00:41:57 You got to make the most
00:42:01 Nobody tells you that.
00:42:02 Mom, you're still
00:42:06 Save your sarcasm
00:42:09 How's your inspiratlon
00:42:12 I'm working on it.
00:42:14 Not yet.
00:42:26 Bodeen, Bodeen,
00:42:32 Someone get me
00:42:36 It's depressing
00:42:38 I'm all over
00:42:41 And I'm jonesing
00:42:44 Yeah. That's right.
00:42:48 Bodeen, Bodeen,
00:42:56 BLISS: Oh, my God,
00:43:00 What do I do?
00:43:01 Go ask him if he
00:43:18 Are you stalking me?
00:43:19 No, ma'am.
00:43:21 I happen to be here
00:43:26 And, yeah,
00:43:33 Okay.
00:43:36 Can you take a break?
00:43:44 You owe me. I wasn't even
00:43:50 I love you.
00:44:01 Is this you?
00:44:07 Technically,
00:44:11 And I'll be taking
00:44:16 Wow. From here it
00:44:21 Stryper? Yeah,
00:44:25 I mean, "In the name
00:44:30 Well, I suppose if
00:44:35 What's this?
00:44:37 Oh, that's nothing.
00:44:41 You wanna know?
00:44:43 It's a little thing
00:44:47 At just the right...
00:44:51 Is this what you do
00:44:54 You take them here to
00:44:56 Yeah. And it
00:45:01 Oh, yeah?
00:45:05 Maybe we should do
00:45:10 Stars at night
00:45:16 BOTH: Deep in
00:45:23 I should probably
00:45:32 Shit.
00:45:36 Um...
00:45:38 I think I might
00:45:41 BLISS: Marco.
00:45:45 Marco.
00:45:47 Polo.
00:45:49 Marco!
00:45:51 Polo!
00:45:55 Found them.
00:45:57 Cool, I guess
00:46:04 Oops.
00:46:05 I'm gonna kill you.
00:46:07 I'm gonna tear you up.
00:46:09 I am going to...
00:46:10 I realize this.
00:46:15 HOLLY: Holy crap, you guys.
00:46:18 ROSA: Yeah, almost.
00:46:19 You know, Razor's play
00:46:22 Man, maybe we ought
00:46:25 What's up,
00:46:27 That was so
00:46:28 It was really cute to see
00:46:33 I hate her.
00:46:35 Bliss.
00:46:37 Remember all that
00:46:41 Forget it.
00:46:43 I wanna beat
00:46:46 Me, too.
00:46:53 WINNING PLAYER:
00:47:01 Look what Corbi did.
00:47:06 With all that
00:47:07 this is the best
00:47:09 BLISS: They got
00:47:11 That they did.
00:47:27 Hey, are you all right?
00:47:29 You can't do that.
00:47:31 She just did.
00:47:33 We deserve
00:47:35 JOHNNY ON PA:
00:47:37 but the game is
00:47:39 giving the Fight Attendants
00:47:43 Okay, ladies,
00:47:46 Time to show
00:47:51 Let's run Play Number 3.
00:47:55 Number 3?
00:47:56 Yeah. I think we only
00:47:59 Like, one and a half.
00:48:03 RAZOR: You didn't learn
00:48:05 What's it gonna
00:48:08 You know what?
00:48:13 Did he just
00:48:17 Come on.
00:48:20 Hey, what's up, Razor?
00:48:23 Forfeit my ass.
00:48:28 What do I look like?
00:48:30 Anyway, I've got
00:48:34 Here's $20. You know
00:48:36 You run the play.
00:48:38 you got another 20 coming
00:48:42 Just run the play, Jeff.
00:48:43 You all right?
00:48:45 Ladies, we've got
00:48:48 Hey, don't let that traitor
00:48:53 Did Razor just coach
00:48:57 I don't even know
00:48:59 'cause I don't know
00:49:01 Fight Attendants are
00:49:03 Whoa! Holy crap,
00:49:06 Kami Kaze makes her way
00:49:11 Fight Attendants, 22,
00:49:13 Is that Play Number 3?
00:49:15 Works pretty well,
00:49:18 You suck.
00:49:19 HOLLY: You turncoat.
00:49:21 Want me to give them
00:49:24 No.
00:49:26 Okay. Take a knee.
00:49:30 Okay. I wanna put what
00:49:33 I know I've moved on.
00:49:36 Fire and Smashley,
00:49:41 Yes.
00:49:42 Okay.
00:49:44 Then get out there
00:49:46 Hey, Scouts. You mind
00:49:50 Survey says you're
00:49:56 Let's go ape shit.
00:50:02 Yeah.
00:50:09 JOHNNY: Coming out
00:50:12 Coach Razor puts former
00:50:16 who launches furlously
00:50:18 The team is on their
00:50:21 And she makes it
00:50:23 grabbing a total
00:50:26 Come on, come on.
00:50:28 The Hurl Scouts are
00:50:32 As this space
00:50:34 Babe Ruthless uses
00:50:39 Oh! Axels of Evil
00:50:42 But she's back up.
00:50:45 A choreographed move
00:50:46 Has to be from
00:50:48 That makes
00:50:51 a first in the history
00:50:53 I can't believe
00:50:56 We got a tie game
00:50:59 Oh, yeah?
00:51:01 Really?
00:51:03 Ooh, watch out, Tammy.
00:51:05 Here comes Smashley.
00:51:07 Get off me,
00:51:09 We've got two girls
00:51:11 I don't know whether to
00:51:13 Hell hath no fury
00:51:16 That's not legal.
00:51:18 By day, these ladies are
00:51:21 but by night these
00:51:26 Smashley Simpson is
00:51:30 and the Hurl Scouts
00:51:32 We're at a 70-67.
00:51:37 Okay, grab her wrists,
00:51:43 Play Number 8.
00:51:45 Put your arm out,
00:51:47 JOHNNY: It's the final
00:51:48 Manson ramps Cookie Rumble,
00:51:51 a classic move in derby.
00:51:53 Babe and Maggie
00:51:55 Nothing gives you
00:51:59 A whip. Ruthless is
00:52:01 while her teammates
00:52:03 of clearing the way.
00:52:08 Break out
00:52:12 The Hurl Scouts
00:52:15 Fight Attendants,
00:52:17 It's gonna be a long, bumpy
00:52:20 ALL:...you win the game.
00:52:23 How about them
00:52:26 How about them Hurl Scouts?
00:52:27 Touche, ladies. Touche.
00:52:30 We got to run the plays.
00:52:33 MAGGIE: We'll do
00:52:34 There're only 10
00:52:37 Let's get those
00:52:39 BOTH: Yes.
00:52:49 OLIVER:
00:52:51 You say oh-oh-oh-oh
00:52:53 I put a bomb in your fire
00:52:55 Murray. Murray.
00:52:59 There is a way
00:53:04 You are a sheep
00:53:07 I am a-coming to get you
00:53:11 There is a way to predict
00:53:14 Please tell me
00:53:20 Actually, I did.
00:53:21 Corbi has a huge
00:53:24 I know that you're
00:53:27 but she has to
00:53:29 And she's gonna
00:53:33 MRS. WEAVER: I'd
00:53:40 JOHNNY: She's passing
00:53:44 If you're still having
00:53:46 don't worry,
00:53:47 We'll keep track of
00:53:49 You keep track
00:53:51 This is a whole new Hurl
00:53:54 They ain't playing scared,
00:53:59 Number 22 pulls it off again,
00:54:03 Looks like she's on her way
00:54:05 and I can't think
00:54:08 Oh! They gave her the whip.
00:54:10 You wanted it and they
00:54:12 You've been whipped.
00:54:14 Nothing gives you
00:54:17 And the Scouts,
00:54:19 inching even closer to
00:54:24 And When
00:54:28 There is no way around this
00:54:34 Can you feel my flame?
00:54:45 So my brother's been
00:54:49 And it looks like
00:54:54 That's really great.
00:54:56 Yeah, I guess.
00:54:58 Thirty-four days crammed
00:55:03 Like a bathroom on
00:55:06 That's a long time.
00:55:08 No, it's cool.
00:55:13 Look, you'll be
00:55:18 It'll go by fast,
00:55:37 EARL: Hit it.
00:55:41 Go, go, go, baby.
00:55:44 Oh, my God.
00:55:47 No,
00:55:49 Blisster?
00:55:53 I'm watching the game.
00:55:58 That's what I tell
00:56:01 I tell your mom
00:56:04 Dad, I'm not
00:56:11 Why do you feel like
00:56:19 You gotta pick your
00:56:21 because she is a fighter.
00:56:27 This Blue Bonnet deal
00:56:33 And I think it's really
00:56:39 But you know
00:56:41 You know that, right?
00:56:43 I'm aware.
00:56:44 All right.
00:56:49 Can I have one?
00:56:51 No, you may not,
00:56:58 Oh! Go.
00:57:04 That was a nice...
00:57:09 Since when do you
00:57:12 I don't. I better go.
00:57:24 Hey. Listen up.
00:57:26 then you get right
00:57:28 The champlonship bout
00:57:31 You got your flyers
00:57:33 If the Hurl Scouts
00:57:37 Good luck with that.
00:57:38 Now I'd like to
00:57:42 Love you, Eva.
00:57:44 Thank you.
00:57:46 In the grand
00:57:48 as you know, the new
00:57:53 Sorry, Widows.
00:57:55 Suck on this, girls.
00:58:02 ROSA: Yes.
00:58:03 Very cute.
00:58:09 One for our team, man.
00:58:14 There she is.
00:58:16 Yeah, yeah.
00:58:17 Make the face. Do it.
00:58:19 Yeah.
00:58:30 SMASHLEY: Exactly.
00:58:33 Congratulatlons,
00:58:38 Hey, Smash.
00:58:39 What's up, Maven?
00:58:41 Hurl Scouts.
00:58:43 I just wanna
00:58:46 ALL: Yeah.
00:58:47 Yeah, you worked hard
00:58:49 That's really
00:58:51 Hey.
00:58:52 You guys hang on a sec.
00:58:53 That's okay.
00:58:55 It's just a French fry.
00:59:05 Yes! Yes!
00:59:09 Ruthless,
00:59:12 ROSA: Okay. I love it.
00:59:15 I like banana cream,
00:59:21 Food fight!
00:59:42 BROOKE: Gorgeous.
00:59:47 How's your speech coming?
00:59:48 It's good.
00:59:50 Okay. Turn around.
00:59:55 What is that?
00:59:57 Oh, it's...
01:00:00 Are you okay?
01:00:02 It's a bruise.
01:00:03 It looks like it hurt.
01:00:21 You got
01:00:24 Oh, shit.
01:00:28 JOHNNY ON PA: This is
01:00:30 This is the last game
01:00:32 The winner today
01:00:36 And Ruthless is
01:00:38 And the Scouts
01:00:41 The Hurl Scouts have won.
01:00:45 Listen to how high
01:00:49 I'm like a woman.
01:00:55 POLICEMAN ON MEGAPHONE:
01:00:57 you are hereby ordered
01:01:00 JOHNNY: Well, this
01:01:02 The Holy Rollers
01:01:05 so now the Hurl Scouts
01:01:07 in the champlonship game
01:01:11 Come on, man,
01:01:13 lllegally filling
01:01:14 with too many people is.
01:01:18 Hey, hey, you two.
01:01:20 I was just leaving.
01:01:21 Look, you can
01:01:26 Young lady,
01:01:30 Seventeen, huh?
01:01:35 That's why
01:01:36 Yeah, good idea.
01:01:38 Hey. Hi. Come on.
01:01:42 What do you say?
01:01:54 I gotta find Pash.
01:03:23 I was
01:03:28 When you came up behind me
01:03:32 With your silent
01:03:37 Your reflectlon
01:03:41 It was the hottest day
01:03:46 We were heading
01:03:50 For a second
01:03:55 You put your arms
01:04:13 You put your arms around
01:04:18 From your mouth
01:04:22 The softest words
01:04:27 What's broken
01:04:31 What's fixed will
01:05:01 A heart that's
01:05:05 full up like a landfill
01:05:11 A job that
01:05:17 Bruises that won't heal
01:05:27 You look so tired-unhappy
01:05:33 Bring down the government
01:05:40 They don't
01:05:54 Where the hell
01:05:58 We got a phone call
01:06:04 That wasn't fun.
01:06:06 This is your SAT class?
01:06:12 Excuse me,
01:06:15 You can't do that.
01:06:17 Hey, you lied, kiddo,
01:06:21 Okay. All right,
01:06:25 I get it, but what
01:06:27 Was I supposed to
01:06:29 I mean, you would
01:06:30 You're damn straight,
01:06:32 What do you think
01:06:34 that the world thinks
01:06:36 Do you think they
01:06:39 Or getting
01:06:42 Or going to
01:06:43 I think it depends
01:06:45 Or finding a husband?
01:06:46 No, you just limit
01:06:48 Serlously,
01:06:49 You really need
01:06:51 your psychotic idea
01:06:58 And pageants?
01:07:02 That's my point, Bliss.
01:07:05 I didn't have a mother
01:07:06 to navigate all
01:07:10 I am in love with this.
01:07:14 I mean,
01:07:17 It won't last.
01:07:19 In two or three years,
01:07:22 Well, how great is that?
01:07:26 You don't understand.
01:07:28 You will
01:07:30 I do support myself.
01:07:31 No, you don't.
01:07:33 You buy shoes.
01:07:43 You're full of shit.
01:07:46 You know what,
01:07:47 Hey.
01:07:48 Hey, you calm down,
01:07:50 Why don't you go back
01:07:53 so you don't have
01:08:09 You all right?
01:08:14 I just don't
01:08:16 Pash, come on.
01:08:19 You told me
01:08:21 I was so busy waiting
01:08:24 coming over to arrest me
01:08:26 Shit, are you okay?
01:08:27 No, actually,
01:08:30 On top of everything,
01:08:34 so they can track
01:08:40 So what's your problem?
01:08:42 Hope the joyride
01:08:45 Wait, wait.
01:08:48 I didn't put that
01:08:49 You know what?
01:08:52 and you have
01:08:54 But I'm trying to get out
01:08:58 And last time I checked,
01:09:00 getting arrested
01:09:03 that Ivy League schools
01:09:07 Do you really think that
01:09:13 That's not what
01:09:14 Oh, yeah, right.
01:09:16 I'm sorry, Pash.
01:09:26 Thanks for
01:09:28 Anytime.
01:09:32 That's Riley back there.
01:09:38 So that's why you never
01:09:40 Yeah, he pretty
01:09:43 Uh-huh.
01:09:45 Okay, first stop, sitter.
01:09:59 Ruthless, Ruthless,
01:10:05 Maven, Maven, Maven?
01:10:08 Hey, guess how old I am.
01:10:12 Twenty-seven?
01:10:13 Oh, that's sweet.
01:10:16 I'm 36.
01:10:21 Guess when I
01:10:24 I was 31.
01:10:26 'Cause it took me that
01:10:36 And you know what?
01:10:42 Yeah, me, too.
01:10:45 It's too bad
01:10:49 What do you think
01:10:53 Or your teammates,
01:10:57 That's gonna be rough.
01:10:59 No, you look.
01:11:01 One day it will be your
01:11:05 And if I was you,
01:11:30 Fuck.
01:11:33 It's Oliver.
01:11:37 Hey, Oliver.
01:11:41 I just need to talk to you.
01:11:48 Look, I've left home.
01:11:53 I... You know, this...
01:11:57 I don't wanna do this
01:12:00 so maybe you can get me
01:12:04 512-697-4998.
01:12:10 And then we can just...
01:12:18 Oink Joint.
01:12:20 Hey, Bliss.
01:12:21 Is Pash there?
01:12:25 She's not here.
01:12:30 Yeah, okay. Bye.
01:12:44 If, you know,
01:12:49 when I say that I've
01:12:52 to a gang of
01:12:56 and that the only highlight
01:12:59 who can't even chew it,
01:13:06 I'm happy.
01:13:24 Okay. That was odd.
01:13:32 Oddly glorlous.
01:13:35 SMASHLEY:
01:13:38 I just had something
01:13:42 ALL: Seventeen?
01:13:44 What if you'd
01:13:45 Her parents could sue
01:13:47 MAGGIE: I know.
01:13:48 We're in enough trouble
01:13:50 Exactly.
01:13:52 as long as she gets
01:13:58 I can't.
01:13:59 I'm not even living
01:14:03 Well, even though you
01:14:07 you're still
01:14:09 Yeah, you could
01:14:13 SMASHLEY: Okay, go.
01:14:17 You can't understand
01:14:23 Yeah, that's what
01:14:26 but you're not
01:14:28 Oh, I'm the cool aunt?
01:14:29 Yeah.
01:14:34 Why don't I just cut
01:14:39 Bliss, I know what
01:14:41 believe me, I do.
01:14:42 But maybe there's
01:14:45 without making
01:14:49 What?
01:14:51 I think maybe
01:14:59 Okay, no.
01:15:02 She's the one
01:15:05 down my throat
01:15:08 First of all,
01:15:12 And just because
01:15:14 doesn't mean she's wrong
01:15:17 And if Riley ever lies
01:15:21 he wouldn't even be able
01:15:24 I'm just kidding, honey.
01:15:30 I am here for you,
01:15:31 but just because you've found
01:15:48 Have a swell day at
01:15:53 You didn't see that,
01:16:22 I put
01:16:25 I put a bomb in your fire
01:16:29 There is a way to predict
01:16:36 You are a sheep
01:17:14 Please don't
01:17:23 Whoever he is,
01:17:30 Come here.
01:17:36 I feel sick.
01:17:39 I know you do.
01:17:51 I gave him everything.
01:17:53 No, don't say that.
01:18:05 No, it's true.
01:18:09 I did.
01:18:40 That's a lot to process.
01:18:48 She was wearing
01:18:51 I just don't understand
01:18:54 Your T-shirt?
01:18:57 It's the only
01:19:00 That you'd know about.
01:19:03 Stryper.
01:19:10 Mom, this isn't...
01:19:13 This isn't working.
01:19:17 I know.
01:19:20 You just make me
01:19:23 That's not what I want.
01:19:29 I deserve it sometimes.
01:19:31 Well, I know I can go
01:19:39 But when the person
01:19:43 tells you
01:19:49 If you want me to do
01:19:53 No, no, no, no.
01:19:56 No, it's not a big deal.
01:20:04 Don't do it for me.
01:20:08 Fine, I'll do it
01:20:17 Look who's back.
01:20:20 Hi.
01:20:29 Glad you're safe.
01:20:33 I shouldn't have said
01:20:40 AIready forgotten, kiddo.
01:20:52 PASH: She's trying to
01:20:58 How long you gonna
01:21:12 Thanks.
01:21:16 Pash, I'm sorry.
01:21:19 Come on.
01:21:20 I'm sorry.
01:21:25 I'm really sorry.
01:21:27 I know.
01:21:31 Just keep...
01:21:33 Yeah.
01:21:34 Over and over
01:21:36 Yeah, I will.
01:21:40 So what happened?
01:21:41 God. I just feel
01:21:45 I'm stupid. I'm just...
01:21:51 Yeah, that's why I
01:21:54 It's so much simpler.
01:21:57 Well, while you were
01:22:03 I got some news.
01:22:07 What... What... What's...
01:22:09 I got into some colleges.
01:22:12 Wow!
01:22:14 My parents want me
01:22:16 but I think I'm
01:22:20 I know. I'm gonna see what
01:22:24 That's amazing.
01:22:33 Do you still have
01:22:45 SHANIA: Did he turn into
01:22:47 No, he stayed a Birdman.
01:22:49 But the worst part is,
01:22:54 Really good.
01:22:56 Congratulatlons
01:22:58 Uh, no. Let's not
01:23:02 I like Birdman.
01:23:04 Hey, Bliss. Somebody
01:23:09 Well, look at you.
01:23:10 I got a makeover.
01:23:11 Yes, you did.
01:23:18 Hello.
01:23:19 MAGGIE: Ruthless,
01:23:20 Don't even tell me
01:23:23 I can't.
01:23:24 Is it her mom?
01:23:29 Just tell your mom
01:23:32 The pageant is the same day
01:23:34 Well, you have to try harder
01:23:38 SMASHLEY: Let me
01:23:39 I'll kick her in her...
01:23:42 You're selling out.
01:24:00 "Babe Ruthless."
01:24:03 JOHNNY:...a classic
01:24:05 Babe and Maggie
01:24:08 Nothing gives you
01:24:22 Excuse me, ladies.
01:24:25 I'm looking for Maggie,
01:24:33 Good pageant, y'all.
01:24:38 Love the dress, Amber.
01:24:44 EARL: We'll have
01:24:47 What time is it?
01:24:51 Your gown is
01:24:54 It's beautiful.
01:24:56 Thanks.
01:25:00 Your dress is nice,
01:25:04 Hey.
01:25:07 We need to talk.
01:25:14 Ma'am, put down
01:25:16 Step away from the mirror.
01:25:20 What are you all
01:25:23 You're just springing
01:25:25 I know the timing sucks,
01:25:26 but I've been
01:25:29 by her playing
01:25:31 In fact, I think
01:25:32 I went on the website,
01:25:35 And it looks like
01:25:37 Earl, we just spent
01:25:41 and you want her
01:25:44 Yeah, but her team is in
01:25:47 The game's tonight.
01:25:48 $800, Earl.
01:25:55 I can take
01:25:58 I cannot take losing
01:26:04 I love her.
01:26:06 Really sweet.
01:26:08 BLISS: You guys gotta
01:26:09 Bliss.
01:26:13 BLISS: Hey.
01:26:14 BROOKE: Bliss.
01:26:16 Your daddy is about to
01:26:19 for you to go off
01:26:23 I don't agree.
01:26:25 When you told me that
01:26:30 did you mean it?
01:26:42 Well, good luck.
01:27:03 Come on, ladies.
01:27:07 SMASHLEY: Ready to play.
01:27:09 Okay.
01:27:15 Wait. One more thing.
01:27:21 HOLLY: Yeah.
01:27:24 Step it up.
01:27:31 That's when...
01:27:34 Hi.
01:27:38 I got it.
01:27:40 We just got back into town.
01:27:43 I probably still smell
01:27:48 I went on your website
01:27:51 Oh, that girl...
01:27:54 She just climbed
01:27:56 threw on your shirt.
01:28:00 You know, I don't
01:28:03 What girl?
01:28:05 I don't wanna be the girl
01:28:10 and hear about what
01:28:14 You don't. And this is
01:28:20 But you never
01:28:24 Okay.
01:28:25 I know I should've called,
01:28:28 And then I got
01:28:38 I would've called.
01:28:42 My mom wants
01:28:52 That's right, I'm back.
01:28:55 Thanks a lot for outing me.
01:28:57 I didn't out you.
01:29:01 I was just
01:29:02 I don't wanna beat
01:29:04 I wanna beat your ass on
01:29:09 JOHNNY ON PA: It is
01:29:11 There they are,
01:29:13 being nice and diplomatic
01:29:15 right before
01:29:20 Oh, I love it, Austin.
01:29:22 That's right,
01:29:24 we're talking about the
01:29:26 versus the upstart
01:29:32 Yes.
01:29:36 Our jammers,
01:29:39 head-to-head,
01:29:42 As they approach
01:29:44 Ruthless seems to be
01:29:47 slithering through
01:29:51 There's Babe Ruthless,
01:29:54 They've been
01:29:58 That's a hip check
01:29:59 You don't see Maven
01:30:01 Did you see that?
01:30:04 That was illegal.
01:30:06 It's a clean hit.
01:30:07 That was illegal.
01:30:09 Calm her down.
01:30:12 I'll show you ruthless,
01:30:17 JOHNNY: It's the
01:30:18 We got Babe Ruthless
01:30:25 Finally, I made it
01:30:27 Okay, don't embarrass me
01:30:30 Never.
01:30:34 Go, Bliss. Go!
01:30:37 Go, Babe Ruthless!
01:30:39 Go!
01:30:41 JOHNNY: Babe Ruthless
01:30:42 but she's having
01:30:44 That tiny pipsqueak finds
01:30:47 breaks out of the pack,
01:30:50 Rollers just picked up
01:30:54 Rollers in the lead.
01:30:57 Slaya takes down Smashley.
01:30:59 Oh, but the Mansons
01:31:01 and Smashley flies
01:31:07 You just
01:31:13 JOHNNY: Princess Slaya,
01:31:18 That's gonna hurt tomorrow
01:31:22 Listen. You play smart,
01:31:24 Don't leave any holes
01:31:26 Bliss, this may be time
01:31:29 LBJ. Knock them out.
01:31:34 JOHNNY: Coach Razor
01:31:36 as she makes her way
01:31:38 Look, she gets a hand
01:31:41 This could be big.
01:31:43 And one of
01:31:47 Maven can yell
01:31:52 No, serlously,
01:31:58 I'll tell you what.
01:32:01 if they're gonna have
01:32:03 otherwise she's
01:32:08 All the Scouts
01:32:11 Not one schoolgirl
01:32:15 But we are tied as we
01:32:18 Ladies and gentlemen,
01:32:33 ROSA: Okay, Razor,
01:32:35 We're gonna
01:32:38 Hey, Smashley,
01:32:40 would you be paying
01:32:42 You know what,
01:32:45 No. My head
01:32:49 Then get out there
01:33:00 JOHNNY: Slaya hip-checks
01:33:02 She's up and over
01:33:05 And Smashley Simpson
01:33:08 Slaya and Smashley
01:33:10 And it looks like Smashley
01:33:14 I hope the medic is ready
01:33:15 'cause it looks like
01:33:19 This game's about
01:33:22 Wait, I don't
01:33:23 Smashley goes for the points
01:33:27 That is for you, Razor!
01:33:32 Okay, we're running
01:33:35 Get back out there
01:33:37 All right.
01:33:40 Let's go, you know what
01:33:44 JOHNNY: The game's still
01:33:45 but the Scouts
01:33:47 Looks like they're
01:33:50 The entire Rollers team
01:33:55 Wait, out of nowhere,
01:34:26 JOHNNY: She's okay.
01:34:29 Give it up, folks.
01:34:40 Let's remember
01:34:43 We've seen our fair share
01:34:46 fishnet burns
01:34:50 It's the final jam.
01:34:52 Two points
01:34:54 Let me hear you, folks.
01:34:59 It's Iron Maven
01:35:02 Would you have it
01:35:04 The Mansons play Maven
01:35:09 They're calling for the whip,
01:35:11 They got it.
01:35:21 Go, Maven.
01:35:24 Ruthless gets out first.
01:35:26 And now as she gets a hand
01:35:28 No, Maven sneaks out
01:35:31 But wait, the Manson sisters
01:35:51 Ruthless is surging ahead.
01:35:54 But no.
01:35:57 That's it.
01:35:58 Iron Maven brings
01:36:01 The Holy Rollers
01:36:04 and are league champlons
01:36:09 The Holy Rollers
01:36:14 Undefeated three years
01:36:18 What a game.
01:36:20 You gotta take your
01:36:23 As for the Hurl Scouts,
01:36:28 But this year
01:36:32 once again,
01:36:34 I'm sorry, Razor.
01:36:35 Sorry, my ass.
01:36:38 Still, who do they
01:36:40 Did you see
01:36:42 How about that jump
01:36:45 Smashley's dive
01:36:49 Yeah! Holy Rollers!
01:36:54 ROSA: We did it.
01:36:55 ALL:
01:36:58 We're Number 2.
01:36:59 We're Number 2.
01:37:02 Ladies, just seeing
01:37:04 I can't tell you how good
01:37:06 MAGGIE: Razor,
01:37:07 No, I'm not gonna cry.
01:37:08 It's just it's such
01:37:11 I think he might cry.
01:37:18 Hurl Scouts on three.
01:37:19 ALL: One, two, three.
01:37:42 Nice jump, EveI KnieveI.
01:37:45 Thanks.
01:37:46 Maybe I'll teach it
01:37:50 Really?
01:37:53 Okay.
01:38:15 JOHNNY: Listen, folks,
01:38:17 at the Texas Roller
01:38:18 I've enjoyed the
01:38:22 Come out next year,
01:38:25 And if you would,
01:38:28 so please
01:38:30 And whatever you do,
01:38:32 All right,
01:38:35 I love you.
01:38:44 BROOKE: This is your
01:38:48 Actually, how
01:38:49 3.
01:38:51 3 each?
01:38:54 It's a piece
01:38:55 Yeah, they support the...
01:38:57 How much for
01:39:08 I'll tell you what,
01:39:12 but this...
01:39:34 I really didn't think
01:39:40 I'm really glad you did.
01:39:44 That was scary.
01:39:49 I...
01:39:51 I can't change what
01:39:59 Probably not.
01:40:04 I want to move to Austin,
01:40:07 and I need to know
01:40:13 That's gonna be
01:40:24 In poetry, if...
01:40:26 I know. Okay.
01:40:36 Hi, Mrs. Cavendar.
01:40:38 Hi, Amber.
01:40:39 I just wanted to
01:40:40 Thank you.
01:40:41 Oh, and Bliss left
01:40:43 I wasn't sure if
01:40:45 Thank you.
01:40:47 How did you do?
01:40:48 I came in second.
01:40:50 Good for you.
01:40:52 Bye.
01:41:08 "The person I admire most
01:41:13 "is my mother,
01:41:17 "who never gives up
01:41:21 "and she never
01:41:25 "Obvlously, I would be
01:41:30 "But knowing my mother
01:41:37 "means more than
01:42:18 Earl.
01:42:20 Ronny.
01:43:06 Wait. Turn the music up.
01:43:11 WOMAN: Roller derby
01:43:13 MAN: Come on, man.
01:43:25 Lollipop,
01:43:27 Lollipop, lollipop...
01:43:31 Undefeated.
01:43:41 Ow!
01:43:56 How do I get out?
01:43:58 MAGGIE: There we go.
01:44:00 Get out. I can't do it.
01:44:15 Female Fight Club!
01:44:26 I love you.
01:44:28 Some of
01:44:30 Are going into this mike
01:44:32 Are coming out of this mouth
01:44:34 I'll tell you now
01:44:35 So you think that
01:44:37 But I suggest
01:44:38 Don't even try it
01:44:40 Taking it
01:44:43 Hey, inbreeders,
01:44:54 If Jack Black
01:44:58 He's sexy.
01:45:01 Here you go, baby.
01:45:04 Okay.
01:45:08 It's just so funny.
01:45:12 Hey.
01:45:15 Fishnets and
01:45:19 I gotta
01:45:21 It's like a wedding
01:45:23 My name is Young MC
01:45:25 'Cause when I get
01:45:27 And I can do it
01:45:33 I got know-how
01:45:44 Ow! Ow!
01:45:50 I found
01:45:57 Of all's inside of me
01:46:13 Here it comes
01:46:16 Guess for years
01:46:21 What's inside me
01:46:26 I don't know what to say
01:46:29 To give me away
01:46:32 The dream's the same
01:46:35 I'm alone on
01:46:40 Wake up here
01:46:45 And there's
01:46:51 Next time around
01:46:55 When I turn 28
01:46:59 Things are all gonna be great
01:47:03 At 28
01:47:05 So don't sit so close
01:47:09 Can't you see
01:47:14 Every day I've been
01:47:19 Tell them I was brave
01:47:22 Tell yourself the same
01:47:25 Tell everyone that I plan
01:47:29 When I turn 28
01:47:33 Things are all gonna be great
01:47:36 At 28
01:47:40 Oh, 28
01:47:45 They say that I will
01:47:50 But I can't keep my eyes
01:47:54 Shouldn't be writing
01:48:01 The candle's lit
01:48:04 Waiting patient
01:48:09 But none of last year's
01:48:13 And I keep waiting for you
01:48:20 I made my wish then
01:48:24 When I turn 28
01:48:28 Things are all gonna be great
01:48:32 At 28
01:48:39 Tell everyone that
01:48:43 When I turn 29
01:48:47 Things are all gonna be fine
01:48:51 At 29
01:49:07 You ask me
01:49:12 When I'll grow
01:49:17 Never my love
01:49:27 You wonder
01:49:31 Will lose
01:49:36 Never my love
01:49:46 What makes you think
01:49:49 When you know
01:49:52 Depends on you
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