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00:00:28 You keep asking me
00:00:31 Don't you know
00:00:33 Presbyterian?
00:00:35 That's the worst thing
00:00:38 Presbyterians are called
00:00:41 Wouldn't swing
00:00:50 #Just a closer
00:00:53 # De de de
00:00:55 # Grant it, Jesus,
00:01:00 # Boom de boom
00:01:01 # Daily walkin'
00:01:06 # Let it be, dear Lord #
00:01:09 # Let it be #
00:01:13 # I am weak,
00:01:19 #Jesus, keep us
00:01:25 # I'll be satisfied
00:01:30 #As I walk #
00:01:31 # Let me walk
00:01:36 #Just a closer
00:01:41 # Say, grant it,
00:01:48 # Daily walkin'
00:01:52 # Let it be,
00:01:55 # Let it be #
00:01:59 # Say, I am weak,
00:02:05 #Jesus, keep us
00:02:11 # I'll be satisfied
00:02:15 #As I walk, dear Lord,
00:02:21 # Boo boo doo
00:02:23 #... A closer walk
00:02:25 # Buh do doobie #
00:02:28 # Grant it, Jesus,
00:02:31 # Doobie #
00:02:32 # Buh doobie do #
00:02:33 # Daily walkin'
00:02:38 # Let it be #
00:02:42 # Dear Lord #
00:02:45 # Doobie doobie
00:02:48 # Let it be #
00:02:53 # Ba doo la
00:02:56 # Boo doo doo
00:03:01 Ha ha!
00:03:03 Whoo!
00:03:04 Oh, yeah!
00:03:06 Hey, guys, is this
00:03:10 You haven't put anything
00:03:13 Oh! Sorry, man.
00:03:14 50 be all right?
00:03:16 I'm just kidding.
00:03:18 Here you go.
00:03:20 I told you
00:03:22 Is this where
00:03:25 and Duck Johnson played?
00:03:26 King and Duck
00:03:28 That's 'cause
00:03:32 Keep singing, guys.
00:03:34 My old man
00:03:37 I love this shit.
00:03:40 He put a dollar in.
00:03:42 We give him
00:03:44 # Oooh, ooh, ooh #
00:03:50 # Oooh, ooh, ooh #
00:04:03 # Oooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh #
00:04:10 # Ooh, ooh, ooh,
00:04:14 # Ooh, ooh #
00:04:16 # Ooh, ooh, ooh #
00:04:29 # Ooh, ooh, ooh ##
00:04:40 [Rap Music Playing]
00:04:47 All right!
00:04:52 Don't worry
00:04:56 Pass it to
00:04:59 Let the little man
00:05:01 Take it
00:05:04 Let's go!
00:05:05 Get... get... get up!
00:05:08 Look at that.
00:05:10 Walter, throw that
00:05:13 I'm getting tired
00:05:16 It's hard work.
00:05:18 I'm fittin'
00:05:21 I'm fitting
00:05:23 Let me shut him up.
00:05:26 If you shoot it,
00:05:27 I'll knock it out
00:05:30 Can't take it
00:05:31 because you ain't
00:05:34 You think so?
00:05:35 Get some of this.
00:05:36 Ball!
00:05:38 You can't
00:05:40 Bring it! Bring it!
00:05:43 Get that shit
00:05:45 Ooh! Ooh!
00:05:47 Oh! Unh!
00:05:48 That shit went out
00:05:51 Oh, it hurts!
00:05:54 Hey, babies, I don't
00:05:57 but I'm
00:05:58 I am the greatest!
00:05:59 You all right, man?
00:06:01 Yeah.
00:06:01 Well,
00:06:03 Take your Colt-45
00:06:06 Aahh!
00:06:09 Yes, Walter!
00:06:11 Hard goddamn work,
00:06:15 Man, you fouled me!
00:06:17 Foul?
00:06:18 Just take the ball out
00:06:21 What's the count?
00:06:22 9-8, us.
00:06:24 Get the fuck
00:06:27 Junior,
00:06:29 you'd be
00:06:30 George, your mother's
00:06:32 He talked about
00:06:35 He playing you
00:06:37 I wouldn't
00:06:39 My mother
00:06:41 Say it! Say it!
00:06:43 Your mother
00:06:45 your father
00:06:48 Well, my mama
00:06:51 Jump his ass, man.
00:06:52 Me saying that
00:06:55 is just another
00:06:58 that you're
00:07:00 Well, let's just
00:07:02 'cause I just
00:07:04 Ow!
00:07:06 Keep my mama out
00:07:11 She's out.
00:07:13 She's out.
00:07:15 Cool.
00:07:17 She's out.
00:07:18 Cool!
00:07:20 She's out.
00:07:22 What time you want me
00:07:26 Yo! What's the score?
00:07:27 9-8, us.
00:07:29 We can't lose to you!
00:07:31 If we lose to you,
00:07:34 Fuck you,
00:07:36 Fuck this, you
00:07:38 Fuck this!
00:07:40 Shut up!
00:07:41 You're giving me Excedrin
00:07:44 Hey, man,
00:07:46 Chump!
00:07:48 What, you deaf?
00:07:51 I'm talking to
00:07:53 My name ain't chump.
00:07:57 Billy Hoyle?
00:07:59 Billy Hoyle.
00:08:01 OK, Billy,
00:08:02 can you count
00:08:05 Yeah.
00:08:06 Good.
00:08:07 What's the
00:08:09 I don't know.
00:08:11 Then you're a chump.
00:08:13 I may be a chump,
00:08:17 He put your ass in!
00:08:21 Fuck you.
00:08:23 Let's go!
00:08:26 8-8, your ball.
00:08:27 9-8, your ball.
00:08:29 I don't want
00:08:31 I called it even.
00:08:32 You better
00:08:35 It's your ball!
00:08:37 Sidney!
00:08:38 Your woman
00:08:40 Sidney!
00:08:41 Your woman
00:08:44 At least
00:08:46 I seen your mother kicking
00:08:50 I said, "What you doin'?"
00:08:53 Your mama's so old,
00:08:54 she drove chariots
00:08:56 Your mama's so fat,
00:08:57 she broke her leg
00:09:00 Hey, baby.
00:09:01 Hi, honey.
00:09:02 The check for the groceries
00:09:05 and I didn't
00:09:07 Sorry.
00:09:09 Mm-hmm, but 30
00:09:12 You hustling me?
00:09:13 You're the only one
00:09:17 I got things
00:09:19 Yo, man,
00:09:21 Daddy's got to go
00:09:25 Bye.
00:09:26 I told your mama
00:09:29 and the bitch
00:09:31 Your mother got a leather wig
00:09:35 Save your breath, man.
00:09:36 You need all the energy
00:09:39 Let's go.
00:09:40 I can't run, man.
00:09:42 What?
00:09:43 My bunions hurt.
00:09:44 Get somebody
00:09:47 That's all right.
00:09:54 That's it, baby.
00:09:56 Can anybody stand in
00:09:59 for Mr. Motherfucking
00:10:02 Hey, look.
00:10:04 No, man.
00:10:07 He might be good.
00:10:09 I don't want
00:10:12 Why not?
00:10:13 'Cause I'm white.
00:10:15 No difference.
00:10:16 You could bring
00:10:19 We hittin' two,
00:10:21 Swish! Swish!
00:10:23 Ha ha ha!
00:10:24 Let's go!
00:10:26 Ain't no need
00:10:29 Jane Fonda
00:10:31 Just act like you
00:10:33 Two quick ones,
00:10:35 bam, bam...
00:10:36 See ya!
00:10:39 You got
00:10:41 Kiss your game
00:10:43 Maybe I should do
00:10:45 You loose?
00:10:47 Come on
00:10:49 I got it!
00:10:50 Get out of here!
00:10:51 Billy, I'm gonna
00:10:53 Where you at, Billy?
00:10:55 I'm gonna tell you
00:11:00 Aahh!
00:11:06 Where are you
00:11:08 I got you.
00:11:11 This is my court!
00:11:13 Oh!
00:11:16 Yo! Look out!
00:11:20 - Whoo!
00:11:22 Yes, baby!
00:11:24 Luck.
00:11:25 Pure luck.
00:11:27 I believe the score
00:11:30 Take it out.
00:11:31 Ball in.
00:11:34 OK, chump.
00:11:35 The sun even shines
00:11:39 Anybody can win the lottery.
00:11:46 Give it up.
00:11:48 You want it back now?
00:11:54 Whoa!
00:11:55 Yeah, get out
00:11:58 Right on, man!
00:12:00 It's over now, baby.
00:12:01 Fuck you.
00:12:04 My mother's too drunk
00:12:07 You remind me of one of them dudes
00:12:12 He looks like
00:12:15 Yeah!
00:12:17 #The youngest one
00:12:19 Why you
00:12:20 Callin' me Brady Bunch
00:12:23 This motherfucker's
00:12:24 to even realize
00:12:26 Sidney, get off the court.
00:12:30 You might pull a couple of
00:12:34 but that don't mean
00:12:38 Oh, hey,
00:12:40 I mean, you ain't
00:12:43 What's it worth
00:12:46 What do we got?
00:12:47 50, 55,
00:12:50 $62.
00:12:52 I do detect
00:12:55 I'm gonna find out
00:12:59 Chump?
00:13:00 I just have to
00:13:04 I'm going to pull the ball
00:13:07 when I take
00:13:09 That is his money.
00:13:11 20, 40, 41...
00:13:13 You're short.
00:13:14 Big Junior.
00:13:15 Come here, man.
00:13:19 Do I look like
00:13:22 You think I'm
00:13:25 to this white boy here?
00:13:27 You better not
00:13:29 Give me my
00:13:31 We're gonna
00:13:33 Damn right!
00:13:35 And that is his money.
00:13:37 Let's go, baby. Best out of five...
00:13:41 Since you're the foreigner,
00:13:43 you can go first.
00:13:45 Oh, no, thank you.
00:13:48 No, no.
00:13:51 This is
00:13:53 I extend
00:13:55 That is very gracious,
00:13:58 but I won't take advantage of you
00:14:02 OK, but you might not
00:14:05 All right,
00:14:07 That's
00:14:08 This is outdoor ball.
00:14:09 It's different than
00:14:12 When you shoot,
00:14:15 Out at the beach,
00:14:17 the wind can push the ball
00:14:21 You wouldn't know
00:14:23 Ha ha ha!
00:14:26 What,
00:14:29 I'm sorry.
00:14:30 It's your shot.
00:14:32 I got to tell you,
00:14:35 I'll be lucky to hit
00:14:39 I'm going
00:14:41 Use 'em
00:14:43 - Whoo!
00:14:44 Oh, man!
00:14:47 I am feeling lucky.
00:14:49 Yes, indeed,
00:14:52 Show him how to
00:14:55 - Whoo!
00:14:57 Ooh, it's pretty,
00:15:00 Ha ha ha!
00:15:01 #We goin' Sizzler,
00:15:04 Ah!
00:15:06 #We goin' Sizzler ##
00:15:08 I never hit
00:15:14 Ooh!
00:15:15 I'm very lucky.
00:15:16 Yep,
00:15:18 Ugly shot, ugly shot...
00:15:19 Look like
00:15:22 No aesthetic beauty
00:15:24 Now, mine,
00:15:28 - Whoo!
00:15:30 Bbb bbb bbb!
00:15:32 It hurts being this good!
00:15:33 "A thing of beauty
00:15:37 My man John Keats
00:15:40 I never hit
00:15:43 I'll
00:15:44 I can look at you.
00:15:47 - Oh!
00:15:49 Oh!
00:15:52 Color me lucky.
00:15:54 Sometimes you wake up,
00:15:57 That's a decent shot.
00:16:01 You are the greatest,
00:16:03 Thank you.
00:16:04 But I'm feeling lucky.
00:16:08 Oh!
00:16:10 Four in a row...
00:16:12 This is like
00:16:15 only I'm not Irish.
00:16:17 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:16:18 Come on, now.
00:16:20 I got this
00:16:22 Hey,
00:16:24 Michael Jordan
00:16:26 Took him
00:16:28 Air Michael Jordan!
00:16:30 I saw
00:16:32 Michael said,
00:16:35 I said, "No... "
00:16:37 Hell, no!
00:16:38 "Shit might
00:16:40 We can't have it,
00:16:43 Shoot it.
00:16:47 - Whoo!
00:16:51 I'll just
00:16:54 Give me some,
00:16:58 Oh! Oh, shit.
00:17:02 Ho ho ho ho ho!
00:17:03 It's hard goddamn work
00:17:06 Shut the fuck up.
00:17:09 Rabbit ears, am I starting
00:17:12 You're just making
00:17:14 The thing is,
00:17:18 you see
00:17:20 and you say,
00:17:23 A fucking geek.
00:17:24 What you don't realize is
00:17:28 It is
00:17:31 making something
00:17:33 look like a chump.
00:17:35 I must be doing it
00:17:38 You got me convinced.
00:17:40 I miss this shot,
00:17:41 I walk away,
00:17:44 Go ahead and walk away,
00:17:47 You miss,
00:17:49 well, not once
00:17:51 by a slow, white,
00:17:53 Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:17:56 Ain't no thing.
00:17:59 No thing but a chicken wing
00:18:02 From Burger King.
00:18:03 I noticed that wind
00:18:07 You might want to
00:18:09 6, 8 inches
00:18:12 This is the big one.
00:18:14 Don't worry, Sidney,
00:18:16 a hell of a lot better
00:18:19 Don't put up
00:18:21 Stop yapping,
00:18:27 Yeah, I got it.
00:18:29 It's in the wrist.
00:18:30 Ha ha.
00:18:31 Oh, sweet.
00:18:36 Shit!
00:18:38 Brick.
00:18:39 Hey, man,
00:18:42 It's a money thing,
00:18:44 There's a man
00:18:46 Don't push your luck.
00:18:47 Nothing to do with luck.
00:18:49 You said we was going
00:18:52 Shut your anorexic,
00:18:54 overdosed Dick Gregory
00:18:57 Leave me alone.
00:19:05 # Oww! I feel good #
00:19:09 # I knew that I would, now #
00:19:11 # Oww, I feel good #
00:19:15 # I knew that I would, now #
00:19:18 # So good, so good #
00:19:21 # I got you #
00:19:23 # Oww! I feel nice #
00:19:27 # Like sugar and spice #
00:19:30 # I feel nice #
00:19:33 # Like sugar and spice #
00:19:36 # So nice, so nice #
00:19:39 # 'Cause I got you ##
00:19:42 Honey...
00:19:43 I'm home.
00:19:44 How much money
00:19:47 I missed you, too.
00:19:49 Oh, I'm sorry,
00:19:52 $62, minus $5.16
00:19:56 garden burger,
00:19:59 pita bread.
00:20:00 I told you, I don't eat that
00:20:04 You'll eat it
00:20:07 OK, since you
00:20:09 Let's see,
00:20:13 58.84, which gives us
00:20:16 We still owe the Stucci brothers
00:20:20 We don't
00:20:22 They're holding you up.
00:20:24 How often do we have
00:20:27 There are certain things
00:20:28 that just are
00:20:31 Nothing will get rid
00:20:35 What's the deal
00:20:39 Come on, lookit.
00:20:40 I've been studying
00:20:43 and assassinations.
00:20:45 Come on, come on,
00:20:47 All right.
00:20:50 Ahh. Leon Czolgosz...
00:20:53 Who killed
00:20:55 You're unbelievable.
00:20:56 I know it. I know it.
00:20:59 Jeopardy!
00:21:00 Don't count on it,
00:21:04 The last words
00:21:07 "It wasn't me,
00:21:10 Get it? The...
00:21:11 Yeah, yeah,
00:21:13 I got it, I got it.
00:21:16 Honey, honey.
00:21:17 How much
00:21:22 I love you infinity.
00:21:23 That's not enough.
00:21:25 Infinity's the biggest
00:21:27 It's not.
00:21:28 What's bigger?
00:21:29 Infinity plus two.
00:21:32 I love you
00:21:34 Billy,
00:21:36 You should have said
00:21:39 I love you
00:21:40 Infinity plus infinity.
00:21:42 There's a bigger number
00:21:46 I give up.
00:21:47 You haven't
00:21:51 No! Take a shower.
00:21:54 Go ahead! You stink!
00:21:56 All right.
00:21:57 Wait right there.
00:21:59 Hold that thought.
00:22:00 I'll come back and put my mouth
00:22:05 Ha ha ha!
00:22:10 [Singing In Spanish]
00:22:23 [Knock On Door]
00:22:25 Billy!
00:22:27 Somebody's at the door.
00:22:29 Billy!
00:22:32 Billy,
00:22:34 Someone's at the door!
00:22:36 Stay calm. Stay calm.
00:22:38 Hurry up! Hurry up!
00:22:41 Honey, I love you, but I ain't
00:22:46 Our debt.
00:22:47 Whoever's fucking debt,
00:22:50 Count to 30,
00:22:54 Meet me on Pico.
00:22:55 Honey, I love you.
00:22:57 I love you, too.
00:22:59 [Knock On Door]
00:23:00 Who is it?
00:23:02 It's the manager.
00:23:03 What do you want?
00:23:05 I got a message.
00:23:06 Brady Bunch!
00:23:10 1,010... 1,011...
00:23:13 1,012... 1,013...
00:23:15 Did somebody
00:23:18 Yo, I just want to talk.
00:23:20 1,029... 30.
00:23:22 How'd you find me?
00:23:23 No one has ever worked me
00:23:27 I beat your ass
00:23:30 Don't cry about it.
00:23:31 I'm not here
00:23:35 I'm here on business.
00:23:37 30 seconds.
00:23:39 Sorry.
00:23:40 Who's this?
00:23:41 Sidney Deane.
00:23:43 So?
00:23:44 Your boyfriend
00:23:46 I happened
00:23:48 Take that,
00:23:50 What's up?
00:23:53 Excuse me?
00:23:55 Holy cow.
00:23:56 You comfortable?
00:23:58 A futon is actually
00:24:01 So, Billy,
00:24:03 Some college
00:24:04 Things didn't
00:24:05 You been hustling
00:24:07 Nobody knows me here.
00:24:10 I have a business proposal.
00:24:12 It could mean more cash
00:24:14 than this chump change.
00:24:16 What is it?
00:24:18 There's a two-on-two
00:24:21 sponsored
00:24:23 You want me
00:24:25 Yep. In the meantime,
00:24:29 if you don't mind hustling.
00:24:30 What kind of hustle?
00:24:32 Heh heh.
00:24:34 Ball up.
00:24:35 You ain't got shit.
00:24:37 You ain't funny.
00:24:39 You got me by what,
00:24:42 7,000 pounds, man?
00:24:44 Watch the pick.
00:24:46 Look up, look up!
00:24:48 Goddamn!
00:24:50 Way to go!
00:24:51 Mmm, mmm, mmm.
00:24:53 I tell you,
00:24:55 it's hard work
00:24:58 Who the fuck told you to talk,
00:25:01 You score on me,
00:25:02 Shut me down,
00:25:05 Eat shit, shut up.
00:25:06 You took me. Why?
00:25:07 I let you take me
00:25:11 I take you anywhere,
00:25:13 Put up some jack.
00:25:15 Who rattled your cage,
00:25:17 You talkin' a whole lot
00:25:19 I'll pick
00:25:22 even the worst
00:25:24 for $500.
00:25:25 Excuse me?
00:25:26 Scu... scu... scuse me?
00:25:27 I'll let you
00:25:30 Motherfucker
00:25:31 I don't believe
00:25:34 Anybody.
00:25:35 $500, baby, and you can pick
00:25:39 Anybody. Anybody.
00:25:40 I don't believe this.
00:25:42 Yo, Raymond,
00:25:45 Give him the chump.
00:25:47 No, no, no.
00:25:49 Hell, no. No, no.
00:25:50 You give me
00:25:53 You got him,
00:25:54 the goofy-looking guy.
00:25:56 Me?
00:25:57 Yeah, you.
00:25:58 I'm fucked.
00:26:00 Hey, chump,
00:26:01 you want to run?
00:26:02 You mean
00:26:05 No. We mean ice hockey.
00:26:07 Get your tired butt
00:26:10 Where's your money?
00:26:12 I'll get it.
00:26:13 I got my $500.
00:26:16 I said I'll get it.
00:26:18 I'm going to the glove
00:26:20 Go, and bring your Sasquatch butt
00:26:24 I got a hot hand.
00:26:26 I got your back,
00:26:27 What's this?
00:26:28 What the hell
00:26:31 Look at this. I ain't got nothing
00:26:36 except Cathy Rigby
00:26:38 Yo, man,
00:26:41 Is he ever going to
00:26:54 Hey, give me your money!
00:26:56 Raymond, that you?
00:26:57 [Falsetto]
00:26:59 Take off that mask
00:27:03 Shit.
00:27:04 What you trying to do?
00:27:06 I got me some chumps
00:27:09 Loan me some money.
00:27:10 Get the fuck out.
00:27:12 All right.
00:27:13 Look, man,
00:27:16 There are some crazy
00:27:18 walking around
00:27:19 a lot crazier
00:27:21 Give me $300 for it.
00:27:23 200.
00:27:24 Come on, man. 275.
00:27:26 250.
00:27:27 All right.
00:27:28 Now you robbing me.
00:27:30 #Jump for it... #
00:27:32 You got busted
00:27:34 You think you can win
00:27:37 Here we go.
00:27:40 I got $250, man.
00:27:42 I said 500,
00:27:45 250, take it
00:27:47 He just got out of jail.
00:27:50 He ain't goin'
00:27:53 Let's do this.
00:27:54 I'll dog you.
00:27:56 I can make you
00:27:58 Your mouth
00:28:00 If I was you, I'd stab myself
00:28:04 Come on.
00:28:06 Move right.
00:28:07 Come on, come on.
00:28:08 #That man
00:28:13 Sucker.
00:28:16 - Yeah!
00:28:18 Oh, lovely, lovely.
00:28:19 What did you say
00:28:22 Billy Ho.
00:28:24 Nice to meet you.
00:28:25 Do it.
00:28:26 Let's go.
00:28:28 # Don't take no mess,
00:28:30 #You got to jump for it #
00:28:32 # If you really want
00:28:35 #Jump to understand
00:28:39 # Oh, yeah #
00:28:40 # Life's about
00:28:42 # Not taking the ball... #
00:28:46 You're slow
00:28:49 Weight slows me down.
00:28:50 # Oh, yeah, well... #
00:28:51 Come on.
00:28:52 Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:28:55 Tim Hardaway,
00:28:57 Get over there!
00:28:59 Shoot! Shoot!
00:29:00 Stay on him!
00:29:02 # Everybody really wants
00:29:05 #The moment don't stop,
00:29:07 #What you see
00:29:08 #You know I never step #
00:29:09 #And if you think
00:29:10 #You ain't seen
00:29:11 # In this
00:29:13 #You know
00:29:14 Man, he traveled!
00:29:15 Shit!
00:29:17 Point game.
00:29:19 Point game...
00:29:20 That means one more point,
00:29:23 I understand.
00:29:24 You going to teach class
00:29:27 I'm taking you right
00:29:30 Class is in session
00:29:32 Check.
00:29:33 Check this.
00:29:34 Too stupid
00:29:36 Yeah?
00:29:38 Look out,
00:29:40 I'll make you
00:29:42 Here we go,
00:29:43 You better stay off,
00:29:45 Where you at?
00:29:47 Where you at,
00:29:50 Shit!
00:29:51 Aha!
00:29:52 Give me my money!
00:29:54 What you doin'?
00:29:55 Hard goddamn work!
00:29:57 Aw, come here,
00:29:59 You played
00:30:00 These motherfuckers
00:30:02 Hey, man!
00:30:04 Hard goddamn work!
00:30:06 Raymond! Raymond!
00:30:07 Motherfucker!
00:30:08 Raymond!
00:30:10 You ain't gonna
00:30:12 You set me up!
00:30:13 Look, look, look!
00:30:15 I seen you hustle!
00:30:16 I never used no goofy white
00:30:19 Who you calling
00:30:21 You!
00:30:22 That's cool.
00:30:24 Wait a minute!
00:30:27 Look, Raymond,
00:30:29 I've never seen this
00:30:33 Sidney, you're negotiating
00:30:35 You got a wife and kid!
00:30:37 You know my name?
00:30:39 He's talking about
00:30:41 What?
00:30:42 Wait a minute!
00:30:43 You talking about
00:30:46 and don't know me?
00:30:48 Raymond, cut this
00:30:49 Yo, say what?
00:30:51 Cut that motherfucker
00:30:54 No, no. Fuck this.
00:30:55 Both you motherfuckers
00:30:57 I'm going to my car...
00:30:59 get my other gun,
00:31:01 shoot everybody's ass.
00:31:03 I'm outta here.
00:31:05 [Woman]
00:31:06 Raymond!
00:31:08 Aw, shit, man!
00:31:09 Y'all better
00:31:11 Raymond!
00:31:13 Shit. Come on!
00:31:15 Come on!
00:31:21 Come on!
00:31:25 Come on! Come on!
00:31:26 Go! Go! Go!
00:31:30 Whoo hoo! Hoo!
00:31:33 Ooh! Took Raymond
00:31:37 Boo yaa!
00:31:38 Whoo!
00:31:40 You know, nobody's done that
00:31:43 the King
00:31:45 King and Duck!
00:31:47 King and the Duck!
00:31:51 [Purple Haze Playing]
00:31:52 Hey...
00:31:54 what is this?
00:31:56 Jimi Hendrix.
00:31:57 I know.
00:32:00 Because I like
00:32:03 That's the problem.
00:32:05 What am I supposed to do,
00:32:08 No. You're supposed
00:32:10 I said I like to
00:32:13 There's a difference between
00:32:16 White people can't
00:32:19 What are you talking about?
00:32:22 Ah ho ho ho!
00:32:25 Get out! Jimi Hendrix'
00:32:28 Yes, he did.
00:32:31 See?
00:32:32 This is a picture!
00:32:33 Whole band is white
00:32:37 This is a picture!
00:32:38 Airbrushed! Jimi didn't have
00:32:41 You cannot hear Jimi!
00:32:44 All right. Fine.
00:32:46 All right.
00:32:48 Check this out.
00:32:51 #He said I'll love you #
00:32:54 # Till I die... #
00:32:55 Who is this?
00:32:57 The greatest troubadour
00:32:59 is who it is.
00:33:01 Troubadour?
00:33:03 That's a labrador, man.
00:33:05 Don't insult
00:33:07 Take this out.
00:33:08 You're listening,
00:33:10 I don't want to listen
00:33:13 This is pollution
00:33:15 Explain to this Gladys Knight
00:33:18 It's Gladys Knight
00:33:20 Put Jimi back in.
00:33:23 You're supposed to
00:33:25 Who you yelling at?
00:33:27 Get rid of that gum!
00:33:29 I'm tired of
00:33:32 #He still loved her
00:33:34 Tell this bubblehead
00:33:37 Guy could get shot
00:33:39 playing this shit
00:33:42 Let me off
00:33:44 Penthouse is
00:33:46 #Kept some letters
00:33:49 Vista View.
00:33:50 The flyest view
00:33:53 Home sweet home.
00:33:54 You know it, baby.
00:33:56 That was
00:33:58 Good run.
00:34:00 Some of that money
00:34:02 you could take this car
00:34:06 This is one
00:34:08 You got
00:34:10 Keep your hands off her.
00:34:12 I said she was fine.
00:34:14 I didn't say I was
00:34:17 Touch her,
00:34:20 You hear me?
00:34:22 Ho ho.
00:34:24 Looky, looky, looky.
00:34:26 It's all starting
00:34:29 Good.
00:34:30 You're a cool customer
00:34:32 real chill
00:34:35 can't be rattled
00:34:37 You don't even fall
00:34:41 But when it comes to
00:34:44 that's a different
00:34:46 Look at you.
00:34:47 I ain't talked trash or pushed up
00:34:52 and you already
00:34:55 Shut the fuck up.
00:34:56 But this is good.
00:34:58 This is really
00:35:01 I know
00:35:02 You like all the white boys
00:35:05 You're like every brother
00:35:08 You'd rather look good
00:35:12 You don't know shit
00:35:15 I know plenty
00:35:17 How many dinners this chain
00:35:24 Just go home,
00:35:26 OK, Brady Bunch?
00:35:28 I ain't tired.
00:35:32 Bye, Gloria.
00:35:33 Oh, goodbye.
00:35:35 It was nice
00:35:37 Oh, same here.
00:35:39 I like these rings.
00:35:41 Thank you!
00:35:42 Take care.
00:35:44 Yo, Billy, tomorrow we goin'
00:35:47 We goin' to hustle out there.
00:35:50 Tough games out there.
00:35:53 Mm-hmm.
00:35:54 Don't take it
00:35:56 We teammates.
00:35:58 Ebony and ivory.
00:36:00 Ha ha ha!
00:36:01 Hey, I got
00:36:04 Oh, right. Fuck me.
00:36:05 Better get your ass across La Brea
00:36:08 No problem.
00:36:15 The guy's full of shit.
00:36:16 Here.
00:36:20 [Ray Charles Singing]
00:36:24 # Whoa, love #
00:36:25 Would somebody
00:36:27 why this Negro is singing
00:36:31 You know this is
00:36:34 It makes me think about
00:36:37 It makes me want to
00:36:41 and make love to you
00:36:44 and over and over.
00:36:47 I didn't say
00:36:50 Yeah?
00:36:51 This can't be safe.
00:36:53 You know, I believe
00:36:56 #For you to hurt me... #
00:37:01 I want to
00:37:04 Honey, no! No!
00:37:05 No, honey! Stop!
00:37:07 # I want you to know #
00:37:08 #That I was blind,
00:37:19 # I say, I once was blind,
00:37:31 #Well, you know,
00:37:35 #Was blind #
00:37:39 # But now I see #
00:37:43 #That that old love
00:37:52 Honey?
00:37:54 My mouth is dry.
00:38:00 Honey, I'm thirsty.
00:38:02 Umm...
00:38:12 [Water Runs]
00:38:20 There you go, honey.
00:38:24 When I said
00:38:27 it doesn't mean
00:38:30 It doesn't?
00:38:32 You're missing
00:38:34 of me saying
00:38:36 If I have a problem,
00:38:40 Men always make the mistake
00:38:43 they can solve
00:38:46 It makes them feel
00:38:48 Omnipotent?
00:38:49 Did you have
00:38:52 It's a way
00:38:55 Bringing them
00:38:57 Yes.
00:38:58 I read it
00:39:01 See, if I'm thirsty,
00:39:02 I don't want
00:39:05 I want you
00:39:08 I want you to say,
00:39:10 "Gloria, I, too,
00:39:14 I, too,
00:39:17 I want you to
00:39:20 through sharing
00:39:22 the concept
00:39:25 This is all
00:39:29 You're into control.
00:39:31 Shut up.
00:39:33 See?
00:39:36 You make me sick.
00:39:37 Don't give me
00:39:39 When I say I'm thirsty,
00:39:41 it means if anybody
00:39:45 I'd love a sip.
00:39:47 When I say I want to
00:39:50 it means, let's screw.
00:39:51 Exactly the kind of thing
00:39:54 I don't like
00:39:57 I prefer "make love"
00:39:59 Screwing is
00:40:06 Oh, you're
00:40:08 Oh, honey.
00:40:10 Ohh!
00:40:11 Where you going?
00:40:13 Anywhere...
00:40:14 to get the hell
00:40:17 Psycho,
00:40:19 Oh, come back!
00:40:23 Honey, come back!
00:40:27 Ah. Forget you, then.
00:40:29 Piece of shit.
00:40:32 Asshole.
00:40:40 #Whoo #
00:40:41 # Come on... #
00:40:42 Look! There he is.
00:40:49 Honey!
00:40:50 The Stuccis!
00:40:51 The Stuccis?
00:40:52 Oh!
00:40:54 Honey, hurry!
00:40:55 How did they find us?
00:40:57 The money!
00:41:00 All right!
00:41:01 I got the money!
00:41:04 OK, OK.
00:41:06 # If you wanna try
00:41:09 #That's a door
00:41:16 [Gloria]
00:41:18 I'm coming, honey!
00:41:19 Go! Come on!
00:41:23 Slow up!
00:41:27 Wait for me!
00:41:29 How come you're
00:41:32 I'm carrying everything.
00:41:34 You want me to
00:41:37 Oh, shit!
00:41:38 Come on!
00:41:41 Come on, honey!
00:41:44 We'd shoot you, Billy,
00:41:46 But first
00:41:48 We've got your number
00:41:51 # Get in my limo, baby #
00:41:55 # Gonna take you
00:42:00 #And I tell you
00:42:03 #Then you tell me
00:42:06 Hurry up!
00:42:07 Go! Go! Go!
00:42:12 [Kids Singing]
00:42:13 #Tonga Sherry #
00:42:14 # Evie Ivy over #
00:42:16 # Mama's in the kitchen
00:42:18 # Daddy's outside
00:42:20 # Baby in the cradle
00:42:22 #And here comes sister
00:42:26 This is
00:42:28 great house.
00:42:29 But the number's a little steep
00:42:33 Sidney,
00:42:36 Excuse me.
00:42:38 #Jack be quick #
00:42:39 #Jack jump over
00:42:41 Baby,
00:42:43 Baby, I know.
00:42:46 but it's expensive.
00:42:48 They want first,
00:42:50 I'll get a job.
00:42:51 No, no, baby.
00:42:54 the cable thing, the roof thing,
00:42:58 Construction is
00:43:00 but basketball is
00:43:02 Basketball isn't
00:43:05 I got to go.
00:43:07 I'm working on
00:43:09 I'm sure it's
00:43:12 but I still
00:43:16 OK?
00:43:17 OK.
00:43:18 OK?
00:43:21 # 213 #
00:43:24 # Gotta give 'em
00:43:25 #Area code #
00:43:29 # 213 #
00:43:32 # Oh, yeah #
00:43:33 #Area code ##
00:43:42 Pass the ball!
00:43:43 Foul! Foul!
00:43:45 No! All ball!
00:43:47 No. Your hand is
00:43:50 The wrist is a part
00:43:53 Knee bone's connected
00:43:56 You fouled Robert.
00:43:58 You didn't see
00:44:00 You couldn't carry my jockstrap
00:44:03 I thought this
00:44:05 Thought you had
00:44:07 This ain't
00:44:08 I'm tired of
00:44:11 Your mother threw you out
00:44:13 Talking about
00:44:15 Nobody talks about
00:44:17 Don't ever talk
00:44:19 Me and any guy here
00:44:22 How much you
00:44:24 Oh, my God!
00:44:26 Oh! What is this?
00:44:27 Oh! Look at this!
00:44:30 There could be more.
00:44:33 Hold on a second.
00:44:34 Did you rob
00:44:36 11, 12, 13.
00:44:38 Is there some more?
00:44:40 14, 15, honey.
00:44:43 Your rent money?
00:44:44 16!
00:44:45 Ooh!
00:44:47 It's coming
00:44:49 17! $1,700, baby.
00:44:51 We get to pick
00:44:54 Pick any
00:44:57 Anybody. $1,700.
00:44:58 Don't talk
00:45:00 How about right here?
00:45:01 No, no, no, no.
00:45:04 I want that guy.
00:45:05 The white boy
00:45:09 That scraggly-looking
00:45:10 Ha ha ha ha!
00:45:15 No, no, no, no.
00:45:17 Wait a minute.
00:45:18 I got 800.
00:45:21 I got 50 bucks.
00:45:23 Come up with 1,700,
00:45:26 Play us
00:45:28 Play a tune
00:45:31 Hold on.
00:45:33 Sweetheart,
00:45:34 What's up?
00:45:36 You look so good.
00:45:37 What's up, baby?
00:45:39 I need the diamond.
00:45:40 I told you
00:45:43 You gave me this
00:45:45 I'll give you two.
00:45:47 We'll go to Zales
00:45:49 Do you listen to me?
00:45:52 He's a dog! D-O-G!
00:45:54 This ain't no diamond!
00:45:57 I'll tell you what.
00:45:58 This shit here is
00:46:01 I'll put my 1,700
00:46:04 That's a bet!
00:46:06 I'll hold the money.
00:46:07 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:46:10 I'll hold it.
00:46:13 He ain't going nowhere.
00:46:17 We play to 10 by 1 s.
00:46:21 Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:46:24 Martha Graham,
00:46:27 # Can you come out
00:46:30 # Do you think
00:46:35 # Can you come out
00:46:39 # Do you think
00:46:42 I got it!
00:46:43 Call out the screen!
00:46:45 Nice pick, man.
00:46:47 Damn! Switch, man!
00:46:48 Switch, my ass!
00:46:51 OK.
00:46:56 Do it here!
00:46:57 I got it!
00:47:00 # Can you come out
00:47:04 # Do you think
00:47:08 Whoo! Yes!
00:47:10 Yes!
00:47:11 Go back to Sea World,
00:47:13 You let him back door you
00:47:16 I thought he was going to pass
00:47:20 "D" up, man.
00:47:21 You don't know
00:47:23 [Sidney]
00:47:25 You fucking Globetrotter.
00:47:27 Come on! Come on!
00:47:31 Come on, man!
00:47:34 # Can you come out
00:47:36 # Hey, hey #
00:47:38 # Do you think
00:47:42 # Can you come out
00:47:46 Were you
00:47:48 He was on my ass.
00:47:50 You were wide-open.
00:47:52 $1,700 is
00:47:54 I'm not forcing
00:47:55 # Do you think
00:47:59 # Can you come out
00:48:02 Yes, baby!
00:48:03 Why are you
00:48:06 Take the shot.
00:48:07 I'm sorry, man.
00:48:08 You OK?
00:48:10 Yeah.
00:48:11 9-8, us, point game!
00:48:14 One more bucket,
00:48:17 No.
00:48:18 You tried to hustle.
00:48:21 Are we going to
00:48:24 Get the fuck out!
00:48:25 Take me to
00:48:28 Let's go!
00:48:29 I practice on people
00:48:32 Practice
00:48:33 Ball! Ball!
00:48:35 I'm going to take your money,
00:48:39 Take your old girl.
00:48:41 You're holding me!
00:48:42 I ain't holding you!
00:48:44 That's all you're doing.
00:48:45 Hey!
00:48:47 Oh!
00:48:49 Yes!
00:48:50 Both of y'all go
00:48:53 1,700!
00:48:55 Hey!
00:48:58 Goddamn!
00:49:00 Give me my money.
00:49:02 It was so nice
00:49:05 I am dead.
00:49:07 Oh, man.
00:49:10 I thought
00:49:12 I'm dog meat.
00:49:15 I feel terrible.
00:49:18 Shit! We're better
00:49:20 I've beat guys
00:49:23 I know.
00:49:25 It's nobody's fault.
00:49:27 Sometimes the ball
00:49:29 Look, man.
00:49:31 I'm taking the rail.
00:49:33 I got to figure out how I'm going
00:49:38 I lost everything
00:49:40 then figure out where
00:49:59 Hey, Billy,
00:50:01 I mean that!
00:50:50 39 is the answer.
00:50:51 What is
00:50:54 How many books are in
00:50:58 I am so fuckin' good.
00:51:00 Did Jeopardy!
00:51:01 Not yet, but I'll
00:51:04 When they call,
00:51:07 You want to hear
00:51:10 of the Old Testament
00:51:12 It's Malachi,
00:51:14 Honey, please.
00:51:15 I did famous women
00:51:17 and foods that
00:51:19 You couldn't imagine
00:51:22 that actually start
00:51:24 Honey, will you
00:51:26 What's wrong with you?
00:51:29 I lost the money.
00:51:33 Oh, Jesus, Billy!
00:51:35 Not again!
00:51:37 How much?
00:51:39 A lot of it.
00:51:42 Most of it.
00:51:48 Roughly... all of it.
00:51:50 Billy, you lost all
00:51:53 Shit, Billy!
00:51:55 Jesus, man!
00:51:57 $1,700!
00:51:59 Billy!
00:52:00 We were on our way
00:52:03 Were your opponents
00:52:05 I beat better guys
00:52:08 You weren't hitting
00:52:10 I was hitting mine.
00:52:12 What about Sidney?
00:52:13 He had an off day.
00:52:15 He wasn't
00:52:17 This guy scored
00:52:19 He wasn't D-ing up.
00:52:21 He usually plays
00:52:23 You got hustled.
00:52:26 I did not
00:52:28 You got set up.
00:52:32 No. He's a good guy.
00:52:34 You said
00:52:36 And he's a good guy!
00:52:38 You're full of shit.
00:52:40 And fuck that shit!
00:52:41 I'm going back to
00:52:44 and getting
00:52:46 No, no, no, honey.
00:52:47 A man cannot ask
00:52:50 He lives in
00:52:54 No, honey, we can't.
00:52:56 They don't let white people
00:52:58 in the Crenshaw District.
00:52:59 I don't know
00:53:02 but it's a reverse
00:53:04 We dropped off Sidney on the corner
00:53:09 Honey,
00:53:10 Men understand
00:53:13 Wasn't there
00:53:16 Let me explain.
00:53:17 Men's rules
00:53:19 If you win, you win.
00:53:23 You don't ask
00:53:26 Why not?
00:53:28 It's not part
00:53:30 Yeah? I got a different
00:53:33 Want to hear them?
00:53:35 Sometimes when you win,
00:53:39 Sometimes when you lose,
00:53:42 Sometimes when you win
00:53:46 Sometimes when you tie,
00:53:49 I hate it when you
00:53:52 It makes me crazy
00:53:55 Winning and losing is
00:53:58 from which one extracts
00:54:01 I'm fucked.
00:54:03 Forget it.
00:54:06 I'm not getting
00:54:08 No, stop!
00:54:14 Can we discuss it?
00:54:16 Can we have
00:54:18 [Doorbell Rings]
00:54:20 Yes?
00:54:22 Does Sidney Deane
00:54:24 He does.
00:54:27 He's my husband.
00:54:29 Yeah, well,
00:54:32 from my boyfriend.
00:54:37 Really?
00:54:40 Just a minute.
00:54:42 Sidney?
00:54:44 Yeah, baby?
00:54:45 Some people out here
00:54:49 Oh, shit.
00:54:51 No, baby.
00:54:54 I hustled his money.
00:54:56 Yo! Cindy Brady!
00:54:57 That girl is fine!
00:54:59 Cindy Brady,
00:00:02 Who invited you
00:00:04 I did.
00:00:07 Gloria.
00:00:09 [Sidney]
00:00:10 long before
00:00:13 I saw
00:00:15 What goes around
00:00:17 Then you won't mind
00:00:21 You want something
00:00:22 Please.
00:00:23 This boy got
00:00:26 Billy Ho!
00:00:29 You look swell!
00:00:31 You fucked me, man.
00:00:33 Get out in front
00:00:36 You fucked me!
00:00:38 We had a partnership!
00:00:40 We were never partners.
00:00:41 Look,
00:00:43 You either smoke,
00:00:46 And you got smoked!
00:00:48 Clean as my gun.
00:00:50 Yes, it was.
00:00:51 Smooth.
00:00:52 A thing of beauty
00:00:55 Sidney, get this guy
00:00:59 I'll go the way
00:01:01 I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
00:01:05 I want my money.
00:01:06 You not getting
00:01:09 You giving me
00:01:11 I'm not giving
00:01:12 Billy and Sidney
00:01:14 Teammates can't
00:01:16 Oh, really?
00:01:18 It's not artistic!
00:01:19 I don't care
00:01:21 All I care about
00:01:24 of the Vista View
00:01:27 There ain't
00:01:29 or no vista
00:01:31 You want cream,
00:01:34 Cream.
00:01:36 I trusted you.
00:01:39 There's an ethics
00:01:40 That you wouldn't know
00:01:43 I never shook anyone's hand
00:01:46 The Indians shook hands
00:01:49 and look who got fucked.
00:01:51 Who you calling Pilgrim?
00:01:52 You, motherfucking
00:01:54 Gobble this, turkey.
00:01:55 I got a gun
00:01:58 What the fuck's
00:02:00 Shoot this motherfucker!
00:02:01 Hold it!
00:02:02 It's up!
00:02:03 Quick!
00:02:04 Aw, man!
00:02:07 [Billy]
00:02:09 Good play.
00:02:10 That's a black man.
00:02:14 Throughout our
00:02:16 I bought a car from the Stuccis
00:02:20 It was shit.
00:02:23 They told Billy unless he got
00:02:26 they would cut me up.
00:02:29 He had to
00:02:31 The Stuccis decided
00:02:34 Billy agreed,
00:02:36 he got pissed off
00:02:39 The Stuccis
00:02:41 Wake up, girlfriend.
00:02:44 He's got some problems.
00:02:46 He's just bad with money.
00:02:48 The Stuccis are
00:02:51 It's a sad story.
00:02:53 But I'm not giving
00:02:56 I might, however,
00:02:58 be willing to discuss
00:03:04 Hey, there's Cadee.
00:03:06 That ain't Cadee.
00:03:07 Oh, that's Eddie.
00:03:09 All right, listen up.
00:03:11 We have a solution.
00:03:13 Tell them to move.
00:03:14 They're black women.
00:03:17 Here's the scenario.
00:03:19 Rhonda's going to give me
00:03:22 We figured out a way
00:03:25 You guys need to
00:03:29 and play
00:03:30 Hell, no.
00:03:32 I ain't playing with
00:03:35 I don't hustle with people
00:03:38 That's something
00:03:40 That's not fair.
00:03:42 Farrakhan disciple
00:03:44 No, I ain't doing it.
00:03:46 #The stars belong
00:03:49 # Everyone #
00:03:51 #They gleam there
00:03:56 #The flowers in spring #
00:03:59 #The robins that sing #
00:04:02 #The sunbeams that shine #
00:04:04 #They're yours,
00:04:07 Welcome to the first annual
00:04:10 Two-On-Two For Brotherhood
00:04:14 also known as the TTBBT,
00:04:18 sponsored by a coalition
00:04:21 in the spirit of promoting
00:04:25 That's bullshit.
00:04:27 And now,
00:04:28 let the games begin!
00:04:31 [Blows Whistle]
00:04:37 Hey, wait!
00:04:38 Oh, look at that.
00:04:40 Why can't you check somebody,
00:04:43 You fat mustard
00:04:45 What you
00:04:47 We ain't got
00:04:49 They spend too much time arguing
00:04:52 and both their mothers
00:04:54 All right,
00:04:56 Yeah, sack it.
00:04:57 Yeah, that's two...
00:04:59 One for you.
00:05:01 Work-release program
00:05:03 Motherfucker
00:05:06 These two we definitely
00:05:09 This is Flight. That's Willie.
00:05:12 They'll be
00:05:17 Oh!
00:05:19 Shit, that's
00:05:21 No, that shit
00:05:23 It's too easy!
00:05:24 No, that shit is...
00:05:26 Fuck it.
00:05:27 I don't want
00:05:29 We won't
00:05:32 Hey, chump.
00:05:34 Yeah, you,
00:05:36 You know
00:05:38 If that's
00:05:40 grab that free T-shirt
00:05:43 What the hell
00:05:46 Did you bring
00:05:48 You're too pretty
00:05:50 You got that big "Z"
00:05:53 Are you
00:05:56 That's enough.
00:05:57 You get your haircut
00:06:00 What's Opie Taylor
00:06:03 Opie Taylor?
00:06:04 I got your Opie,
00:06:05 you big, bad, Gomer Pyle,
00:06:09 Take your ass
00:06:11 Tell Aunt Bee
00:06:14 or I'll kick her ass.
00:06:16 Hey, Lurch and Morticia.
00:06:18 What the fuck
00:06:20 I'm doing two things.
00:06:22 I'm making them mad.
00:06:25 You're embarrassing me.
00:06:26 That's the other thing
00:06:29 You're not
00:06:31 You're pissing me off.
00:06:32 Good. I assume you play better
00:06:35 Am I right?
00:06:37 I'm not listening.
00:06:38 But you are hearing me.
00:06:40 You're hearing me.
00:06:42 You still
00:06:44 What did I say?
00:06:46 You still
00:06:48 What is this,
00:06:51 I need a welding torch
00:06:55 Let's stop and gather
00:06:57 Let's build
00:07:00 so maybe your mother
00:07:02 Fuck you!
00:07:04 Fuck that fucker!
00:07:05 And your sister, too.
00:07:07 I want your mother and your sister
00:07:10 [Blows Whistle]
00:07:11 What the fuck you talking about,
00:07:14 What are you, racist?
00:07:16 I'm talking about
00:07:18 Here you go, sir.
00:07:20 How you feeling today?
00:07:21 Didn't I school you
00:07:23 You going to
00:07:26 Give us something, man.
00:07:28 Don't let him pull that move on you,
00:07:31 Don't let him
00:07:34 That's the move!
00:07:35 Oh! That's the move!
00:07:37 I tried to warn you.
00:07:39 You call that defense?
00:07:40 You gonna
00:07:42 Will we get
00:07:45 I got better things to do
00:07:49 There's this chicky babe
00:07:51 watching his
00:07:54 Bring it on, bad boy!
00:07:56 Oh!
00:07:58 But he ain't got shit!
00:08:00 He ain't got shit!
00:08:03 Ah! You suckers!
00:08:05 Bunch of suckers.
00:08:07 What a great
00:08:09 The mustard
00:08:13 My man ain't getting nothing
00:08:15 Lurch, I looked up
00:08:18 in the dictionary,
00:08:21 Be quiet!
00:08:23 Bring it on,
00:08:24 Excuse me.
00:08:27 Shut up.
00:08:28 Pretty boy,
00:08:30 if you make it
00:08:33 Hey, I got some
00:08:36 You ain't gonna see $5,000.
00:08:39 Do you ever shut up?
00:08:41 What the fuck
00:08:44 I'm in the fucking zone.
00:08:46 It's one thing
00:08:48 It's another
00:08:50 to piss these guys off
00:08:54 That's plain
00:08:56 Listen to your teammate,
00:08:58 You've gone past stupid
00:09:01 It's called suicide, chump.
00:09:03 Call me chump.
00:09:05 What the fuck
00:09:08 What are you
00:09:10 I'm in the zone.
00:09:11 They're pissed off.
00:09:14 This isn't about
00:09:17 This is about money,
00:09:19 Look, man, I need
00:09:22 I won't let you
00:09:24 You pissed off?
00:09:27 No, I ain't pissed off.
00:09:29 You pissed off at me?
00:09:31 You want to get me
00:09:35 You ain't good enough.
00:09:38 Is that another
00:09:39 you fucking racist?
00:09:41 There's certain
00:09:44 I can hear Jimi!
00:09:45 You can't hear Jimi.
00:09:46 Fuck you!
00:09:48 Good, fuck me.
00:09:50 Say it with feeling.
00:09:51 Fuck you!
00:09:52 Fuck me! Fuck me!
00:09:54 Check, asshole.
00:09:56 Go, Lurch.
00:09:57 Check it, Casper.
00:09:59 You got shit for brains,
00:10:01 Fuck you, faggot.
00:10:04 Let's go!
00:10:05 # I got it #
00:10:07 #Watch magic #
00:10:08 # I got it, hey #
00:10:12 # I got something
00:10:16 [Blows Whistle]
00:10:19 Stop them before
00:10:23 [Whistle Blows]
00:10:25 You start fighting,
00:10:28 That bullshit
00:10:30 Come on, man.
00:10:32 I hope this
00:10:34 # Now I got a move
00:10:38 # Some kind of deal #
00:10:42 # Now I got a move
00:10:46 # Sometimes I feel so nice #
00:10:50 Why didn't you dunk it?
00:10:52 Give me
00:10:55 Take the goddamn
00:10:57 # I'm in love #
00:10:59 # I love to do my thing #
00:11:04 #And I don't need
00:11:07 Brick!
00:11:10 You got the lane.
00:11:12 Give me a better pass.
00:11:16 It was a fucking
00:11:18 Tired of
00:11:20 You piggybacking me?
00:11:21 Yeah.
00:11:27 #Wham! Come on!
00:11:37 You ever been
00:11:39 I'm going to
00:11:42 and dropping you off
00:11:45 Stay on him!
00:11:46 Go flight!
00:11:48 Thank you, thank you.
00:11:50 Big fucking deal.
00:11:51 Can you do it?
00:11:53 [Whistle Blows]
00:11:55 Yeah! Yeah!
00:11:58 #What it's all about #
00:12:03 He's setting
00:12:09 Check them up.
00:12:12 # Hey! #
00:12:20 Cut, man.
00:12:22 In his ass.
00:12:32 # I got the something #
00:12:33 Damn!
00:12:35 # I got that thing #
00:12:37 We need this.
00:12:39 # I got soul #
00:12:44 Goddamn, man.
00:12:46 You let this motherfucker
00:12:50 Opie pissing on you!
00:12:51 Oh, he's pissing
00:12:53 Why don't you
00:12:55 Game point, $5,000.
00:12:58 I've been saving your ass
00:13:01 Shut the fuck up, man.
00:13:02 Point game.
00:13:04 Mr. Deane
00:13:13 #And all around #
00:13:18 # Right on, people #
00:13:20 # Let it all hang out #
00:13:22 Cut! Cut!
00:13:23 Will you cut?
00:13:25 Call the cops.
00:13:29 # Don't you boys know
00:13:34 Oh, shit!
00:13:37 # Gimme, gimme #
00:13:41 # Gimme #
00:13:49 Let's pay them
00:13:51 Oh, yes!
00:13:53 Whoo!
00:13:54 Yes, baby!
00:13:55 Damn!
00:13:57 You're supposed
00:13:59 Why you dish
00:14:01 I thought you
00:14:03 You're lucky we didn't
00:14:05 on your hot dog shit.
00:14:07 Why didn't
00:14:09 Right in his face!
00:14:10 Shut the fuck up.
00:14:14 Yes, yes,
00:14:15 it's wonderful when the spirit
00:14:19 brings out the best
00:14:22 And now I'd like
00:14:25 to the second-place
00:14:27 the fine team
00:14:31 and Willie Lewis,
00:14:33 receiving checks
00:14:36 Yo, man, you said 1,500!
00:14:38 That's $2,000.
00:14:39 Oh, brotherhood, my ass!
00:14:40 You said 1,500!
00:14:42 Thank you, gentlemen.
00:14:44 I'll find you,
00:14:47 Buy yourself
00:14:48 And now,
00:14:50 the grand prize
00:14:54 the wonderful team
00:14:57 and Billy Hoyle.
00:14:59 Hey, put it there.
00:15:00 I've never been able
00:15:03 You ain't, either,
00:15:05 And here is your check,
00:15:07 and here is your check.
00:15:09 "Sidney Deane"...
00:15:12 Now give them
00:15:14 You're welcome.
00:15:15 What about
00:15:17 We keep the big trophy.
00:15:18 We won!
00:15:20 Give us the real trophy.
00:15:21 We keep that trophy,
00:15:24 Thank you,
00:15:26 from the Coalition
00:15:29 and the TTBBT.
00:15:31 [Rap Music Plays On Radio]
00:15:38 Whoo!
00:15:40 She's going to
00:15:42 Damn!
00:15:45 You know something?
00:15:46 I can jam, man.
00:15:48 OK.
00:15:49 You keep telling everybody
00:15:53 I say that to get
00:15:56 Just 'cause I don't
00:15:59 don't mean I can't.
00:16:00 OK, fine.
00:16:02 But you don't think
00:16:06 Billy, I don't care
00:16:10 if you can
00:16:13 Stop the fucking car.
00:16:15 What?
00:16:16 Stop the car.
00:16:19 Turn that shit down.
00:16:20 What is that shit?
00:16:22 It's good music.
00:16:24 I'll bet my half of the 5 grand
00:16:29 that I can stuff it.
00:16:31 Let me give you
00:16:34 Buy your girl
00:16:37 in case she gets on
00:16:40 You're either stupid
00:16:42 You can't be stupid
00:16:44 because stupid people know
00:16:47 So you must
00:16:49 To who?
00:16:50 To yourself.
00:16:52 I don't jam in a game
00:16:54 because it's showboating
00:16:58 which you know about...
00:17:00 I look good playing.
00:17:01 Like a behind-the-back pass
00:17:04 Passing? You have a hard-enough time
00:17:07 It goes back
00:17:09 A white man wants to win first,
00:17:13 A black man wants to look good first,
00:17:17 That's the most ridiculous
00:17:19 philosophical bullshit
00:17:20 Look, right over here.
00:17:22 There's a goal.
00:17:23 Get your money,
00:17:26 That's absolute garbage.
00:17:27 I'm tired
00:17:30 Just put your money
00:17:33 I just need three tries.
00:17:35 That's all you need?
00:17:37 One of us is definitely
00:17:41 Aah!
00:17:42 Man, you were
00:17:46 I was with you.
00:17:48 Damn. Come on, baby.
00:17:50 You can do this.
00:17:51 Youse a sucker, man.
00:17:53 Is this shit regulation?
00:17:56 This shit ain't regulation.
00:17:59 Get the fuck out of here.
00:18:01 Move out the way.
00:18:03 I'll check it
00:18:05 Move.
00:18:12 Yeah, yeah.
00:18:13 Just about right.
00:18:15 Let's go, baby.
00:18:17 I believe in you.
00:18:19 I know what the problem is.
00:18:22 Get out of
00:18:24 Yo, I'm trying to help.
00:18:26 It's a bet.
00:18:27 All right.
00:18:30 Go.
00:18:34 Ah! Fuck me!
00:18:35 Mmm mmm mmm.
00:18:38 When I was looking
00:18:41 I thought it was
00:18:44 but after re-evaluating,
00:18:45 I think it was
00:18:48 I know the problem.
00:18:50 I can't let you
00:18:53 Get the fuck
00:18:56 I'll pump you up.
00:18:58 It's a bet, man.
00:19:01 Billy.
00:19:02 Shut up, man.
00:19:03 Billy.
00:19:05 Shut up.
00:19:06 Billy, listen.
00:19:07 What?
00:19:08 White men can't jump.
00:19:23 Shit!
00:19:26 Good luck with Gloria.
00:19:30 # If I lose,
00:19:35 That sucker
00:19:36 I walk away with
00:19:40 White boys can be
00:19:41 #This game is getting
00:19:47 Way to go, Billy.
00:19:48 # Some you miss,
00:19:51 # Some you give,
00:19:57 # I guess I get it wrong #
00:20:03 # If I lose,
00:20:09 # I am the truth,
00:20:13 #And I can't hear
00:20:17 #To my song #
00:20:22 # Some you fix,
00:20:25 # Some you stand,
00:20:30 # I guess
00:20:36 # In a world of loving #
00:20:42 # Love exists #
00:20:45 # Please tell me
00:20:53 # I would gladly
00:20:57 # If I knew
00:21:01 # Or if I ever despair #
00:21:08 # If I do leave,
00:21:15 #And I'm crying,
00:21:19 #And my heart is waiting #
00:21:22 #Waiting for another goal #
00:21:27 # Some you beg,
00:21:31 # Some you fake,
00:21:36 # Oh, yes,
00:21:43 You called hours ago.
00:21:45 Sidney's already home.
00:21:48 Fucking pizza's
00:21:50 and the wine is warm.
00:21:52 Present for you.
00:21:57 Oh, honey.
00:22:02 Oh, God.
00:22:07 What a shrew I am.
00:22:09 I'm sorry, honey.
00:22:11 Tell me about
00:22:13 There was some
00:22:15 Me and Sidney
00:22:18 OK? You guys
00:22:30 Oh...
00:22:35 oh, my,
00:22:48 Gloria?
00:22:49 Gloria.
00:22:51 Yes?
00:22:59 Um... this is beautiful.
00:23:02 Thank you.
00:23:07 Honey...
00:23:16 I... lost the money.
00:23:19 What?
00:23:32 I... lost the money.
00:23:45 You want to run that
00:23:52 It, uh...
00:23:56 it...
00:23:58 it happened again.
00:24:00 It?
00:24:04 It?
00:24:06 It?
00:24:08 No! No, Billy!
00:24:09 What the fuck
00:24:12 There is no it!
00:24:14 It is you!
00:24:15 You happened again!
00:24:17 Damn it, Billy!
00:24:26 The money was mine
00:24:28 to keep us going
00:24:31 Honey, Jeopardy!
00:24:33 When are you going
00:24:36 Jeopardy! is
00:24:38 It's my destiny to triumph
00:24:42 I'll never do that
00:24:43 wearing this stupid,
00:24:46 which was a poor excuse
00:24:48 to cover up the fact
00:24:54 I'm gonna win,
00:24:56 I'm gonna get on
00:24:59 and I'm gonna win
00:25:00 because I'm overwhelmed
00:25:03 than any human being
00:25:07 Who's James K. Polk?
00:25:09 How many moons
00:25:12 What's a quince?
00:25:13 It's a food, Billy,
00:25:15 that starts with
00:25:17 And I got seven more!
00:25:19 I can't believe
00:25:29 Honey, where you going?
00:25:32 Honey?
00:25:35 Honey. Honey.
00:25:37 Honey,
00:25:40 You can't leave me.
00:25:41 What is a solar eclipse?
00:25:44 Who's Marcel Cerdan?
00:25:45 Where was
00:25:47 What are you doing?
00:25:49 Honey,
00:25:51 This is L.A.
00:25:52 Go ahead!
00:25:53 Billy!
00:25:54 Go ahead.
00:25:56 Go ahead!
00:25:57 Billy.
00:25:58 Ow! These people
00:26:00 Billy!
00:26:01 What?
00:26:02 The carpet's on fire.
00:26:05 Oh, shit.
00:26:07 Don't move, honey.
00:26:10 Put your arm down.
00:26:17 Come on in here, honey.
00:26:29 Oh, shit!
00:26:30 Shit!
00:26:31 Don't you get
00:26:37 Billy, you can run,
00:26:40 The great Joe Louis
00:26:43 You believe that?
00:26:45 Time to take
00:26:47 I'm telling you,
00:26:50 I swear to God,
00:26:53 Goddamn it, Billy.
00:26:58 The shave was working.
00:27:01 Nobody would have known.
00:27:02 Why didn't you
00:27:05 Guy said
00:27:07 He called me
00:27:10 You are
00:27:12 But I can score.
00:27:13 We were the team,
00:27:17 Life is a bunch
00:27:20 One week.
00:27:21 Where's your
00:27:23 Where is she?
00:27:25 She left me.
00:27:27 Oh, Billy!
00:27:28 Show him the fucking
00:27:30 Get up. I'm going
00:27:33 This is what happens
00:27:36 See these?
00:27:37 Look at the Polaroids!
00:27:42 I swear to God,
00:27:44 One week.
00:27:49 Maravich, my ass.
00:27:51 I got your Pistol
00:27:53 You got one week.
00:28:01 Oh, man.
00:28:03 Oh.
00:28:12 # You're fakin' the funk #
00:28:13 # Talkin'
00:28:15 #And probably a punk #
00:28:17 #And I'm-a let you know #
00:28:18 # That this week
00:28:20 # With your
00:28:22 #Mean kick, sidekick,
00:28:24 # Got to get smoked
00:28:26 # They need
00:28:28 $5.00 an hour!
00:28:32 Hey, hey.
00:28:35 Cinco la hora.
00:28:37 Hey, Sidney.
00:28:38 ¿Que pasa, Ruben?
00:28:39 ¿Quiere trabajo?
00:28:41 No.
00:28:42 Por cinco a la hora.
00:28:44 No, no, no.
00:28:45 Para otra semana.
00:28:47 All right.
00:28:48 Sidney! You're late!
00:28:50 Sorry. I'll be right there.
00:28:52 ¿Como esta?
00:28:53 Sidney, I've been
00:28:56 I'm very sorry.
00:28:58 My wife and I want
00:29:01 with the mansard roof.
00:29:02 Mmm, how unusual.
00:29:04 Thank you.
00:29:05 But I don't
00:29:06 a city
00:29:08 OK. I can go through the city
00:29:12 I can eliminate
00:29:14 or be the middleman.
00:29:16 I'm offering the full service...
00:29:19 My wife and I have decided
00:29:23 Thank you.
00:29:24 If you write a check
00:29:27 That's D-E-A-N-E.
00:29:29 Sidney!
00:29:31 Dude.
00:29:33 $300 could
00:29:35 Sidney! Sidney.
00:29:37 Hey, man,
00:29:39 I got to talk to you.
00:29:41 No. I'm doing business.
00:29:43 300.
00:29:44 It's really
00:29:46 Thank you.
00:29:49 Tell her hi.
00:29:52 God bless you.
00:29:53 Goddamn it! What?
00:29:55 I'm desperate, man.
00:29:57 A man should never
00:30:00 It's impractical.
00:30:01 And frankly,
00:30:03 I find it
00:30:05 I'd rather look ugly
00:30:08 Shut the fuck up.
00:30:10 Sidney...
00:30:11 Gloria left me.
00:30:19 I'm sorry, man.
00:30:21 I don't know how,
00:30:23 but I got to
00:30:26 Oh, brother.
00:30:27 You know, I got this
00:30:30 a tiny little spot
00:30:33 that actually likes you.
00:30:35 It's horrible to admit,
00:30:37 but everybody has got
00:30:40 and you're
00:30:42 What's that
00:30:44 It means
00:30:46 Yes!
00:30:47 Don't kiss me, man.
00:30:50 What are you
00:30:52 I got an idea,
00:30:54 but you're
00:30:57 That's what
00:30:59 You in my house.
00:31:02 Oh, what you want now?
00:31:04 Pete, I don't need no pick.
00:31:06 You ready?
00:31:08 You call that "D"?
00:31:11 You call that "D"?
00:31:12 Where are you?
00:31:14 Yeah!
00:31:15 Whoo!
00:31:17 That's what
00:31:19 This is my house!
00:31:20 So where you going?
00:31:22 Got a job, baby.
00:31:24 Robert, you're smooth.
00:31:25 Looking almost
00:31:28 Ah!
00:31:30 Yo, Billy,
00:31:31 why don't you get that money
00:31:34 buy some
00:31:36 Robert, are they still making
00:31:40 at the studio
00:31:42 All the game shows
00:31:45 She's been trying
00:31:48 Robert, can you
00:31:51 Nobody gets on my lot
00:31:54 I'm a security
00:31:56 Can you do it for me,
00:31:59 Ball breaker
00:32:03 She broke my heart.
00:32:05 Heart, balls... details.
00:32:06 Give me
00:32:08 why I should do anything
00:32:11 [Imitating Brando In The Godfather]
00:32:15 He'll owe you.
00:32:20 OK.
00:32:22 Tell you what...
00:32:24 I'll give you
00:32:27 You make it,
00:32:28 I'll let
00:32:30 You miss,
00:32:34 No problem.
00:32:37 Yo!
00:32:38 No, no, no, no.
00:32:40 Billy boy,
00:32:43 You, my friend,
00:32:45 are shooting
00:32:47 Huh?
00:32:48 Ha ha ha!
00:32:50 Yeah.
00:32:51 And a hook shot.
00:32:53 And a hook shot!
00:32:54 Don't look at me.
00:32:57 It's their court.
00:32:59 You want me to punt it?
00:33:04 Can I use my right arm?
00:33:08 He can't make it.
00:33:10 #This is the hook #
00:33:13 # Everybody, everybody,
00:33:15 #This is the hook #
00:33:18 # Everybody, everybody,
00:33:24 Yes!
00:33:27 This is Jeopardy!
00:33:30 Now entering the studio
00:33:32 are today's contestants.
00:33:34 An English teacher
00:33:36 Dr. Leonard Allen.
00:33:38 A former disco queen
00:33:40 originally from Brooklyn,
00:33:42 Gloria Clemente.
00:33:44 And our returning champion,
00:33:48 from Pasadena, California,
00:33:50 And now here is the host
00:33:54 Alex Trebek!
00:33:56 Thank you, Johnny Gilbert.
00:33:58 Hi, everyone.
00:34:00 I hope you've seen
00:34:03 Our champion
00:34:05 averaging over $12,000
00:34:08 If our newcomers
00:34:10 hope to replace him
00:34:13 they have their work
00:34:16 Good luck to you all.
00:34:19 In this round,
00:34:22 in one
00:34:24 medicine,
00:34:26 natural disasters,
00:34:29 and finally, foods that
00:34:32 She knows seven foods
00:34:36 The champion always starts.
00:34:38 Sports, please, for $100.
00:34:39 The first clue is...
00:34:44 - Wilt the Stilt.
00:34:45 Who is Babe Ruth?
00:34:47 No. That is wrong.
00:34:49 Babe Ruth?
00:34:50 She's not good
00:34:52 Correct. Pick again.
00:34:54 I'll change subjects
00:34:57 Make a wish,
00:34:59 a fowl's V-shaped clavicles.
00:35:01 What is a wishbone?
00:35:03 Sweet!
00:35:04 She's good.
00:35:05 Natural disasters
00:35:07 This volcano's eruption
00:35:09 buried the city
00:35:12 What is
00:35:14 I need a ruling on that.
00:35:16 Yeah.
00:35:18 OK.
00:35:20 That's close enough.
00:35:21 Yeah. Yes!
00:35:23 Foods that start
00:35:25 A game bird related
00:35:29 What is a quail?
00:35:31 Man!
00:35:34 Foods that start with "Q'
00:35:37 A custard pie often made
00:35:40 What is a quiche?
00:35:42 Yes.
00:35:43 Foods with "Q'
00:35:45 A large edible clam
00:35:49 What is a quahog?
00:35:51 Right.
00:35:52 Foods with "Q'
00:35:54 The answer there is...
00:35:56 the Daily Double.
00:35:57 Well, Gloria,
00:36:00 You're performing
00:36:02 How much will you risk
00:36:04 on your knowledge of foods
00:36:07 All of it.
00:36:08 Oh, my God.
00:36:10 The forbidden fruit
00:36:13 What is a quince?
00:36:14 Yes.
00:36:16 Who knows
00:36:18 As we begin
00:36:21 Leonard, you get to make
00:36:25 Popes for $200,
00:36:26 He was pope
00:36:28 when America's first
00:36:31 Who was John XXIII?
00:36:33 Yes.
00:36:34 Popes for $400.
00:36:35 His reign was the shortest
00:36:39 Who was John Paul I?
00:36:42 Ruling class
00:36:44 18th-century czar who...
00:36:45 Who is Peter the Great?
00:36:47 Who is the Emperor
00:36:50 Who is King George?
00:36:52 She's in the zone.
00:36:53 Who was Victoriano Huerta?
00:36:56 You are right.
00:36:57 What is a toadstool?
00:36:59 What is chlorophyll?
00:37:01 Yes!
00:37:02 What are spores?
00:37:03 What is Australia?
00:37:06 What is
00:37:08 Yes!
00:37:09 Yeah!
00:37:11 Whoo!
00:37:15 [Pounding]
00:37:16 Gloria!
00:37:18 Billy, listen to me.
00:37:19 Even if Gloria
00:37:22 which would be
00:37:24 don't blow it.
00:37:26 Listen to the woman
00:37:28 Women know shit.
00:37:29 Even if you don't know
00:37:33 just listen.
00:37:34 All right.
00:37:37 I'm sorry.
00:37:40 Gloria!
00:37:42 Hey! I said she doesn't
00:37:45 Jesus!
00:37:47 It's locked.
00:37:48 Bitch.
00:37:50 It's OK.
00:37:52 There's another door, man.
00:37:55 And remember,
00:37:57 All right, man.
00:37:59 All right?
00:38:13 Honey.
00:38:14 All right...
00:38:16 don't say anything,
00:38:18 Just listen for a second.
00:38:22 Ahem.
00:38:37 Ahem.
00:38:41 # I will never
00:38:44 #When you're thirsting
00:38:47 #You know I #
00:38:49 # Understand dry-mouthedness #
00:38:53 #And I sympathize instead #
00:38:57 #And if you take me
00:39:00 # I won't be
00:39:05 Let's screw.
00:39:10 # I'd even trade
00:39:12 # For the part-time job,
00:39:18 # My Gloria #
00:39:21 # Gloria #
00:39:23 # My, my Gloria #
00:39:27 # Gloria #
00:39:29 # I know that
00:39:31 #And you probably
00:39:34 #And I know screwing
00:39:38 # So let's make love
00:39:40 #And I know
00:39:44 # So forgive me
00:39:47 # Gloria #
00:39:55 # My Gloria #
00:39:59 #Yeah ##
00:40:02 Tell me the truth.
00:40:04 You didn't think that
00:40:07 did you?
00:40:09 I must confess,
00:40:11 That's why you got to
00:40:14 You're right,
00:40:15 I know.
00:40:17 I've been thinking
00:40:19 - I really...
00:40:21 The future is like
00:40:25 I mean, it's like...
00:40:27 I got to confess
00:40:28 that the summer pro league
00:40:30 isn't knocking down
00:40:32 There comes a time
00:40:35 when he has to get on
00:40:44 I want you to take
00:40:50 OK?
00:40:52 I think
00:40:54 No, it's a good idea.
00:40:57 Go buy yourself
00:41:00 Not for me... I like you
00:41:04 but you got to look good
00:41:07 Job interviews?
00:41:08 Yeah.
00:41:10 I want you to aim high.
00:41:13 Well, I... I...
00:41:15 I want to aim high,
00:41:17 but I'm just nervous
00:41:19 about taking
00:41:21 I'm afraid I might
00:41:24 Take it.
00:41:26 I trust you.
00:41:35 [Police Radio Transmission]
00:41:48 They took everything.
00:41:50 I feel raped.
00:41:51 They took everything!
00:41:53 They wiped us out.
00:41:56 They took my TV,
00:41:58 my baby's crib.
00:42:00 What kind of human being
00:42:03 I've been trying
00:42:06 They took everything.
00:42:07 Who?
00:42:09 Burglars.
00:42:11 Your TV, your stereo,
00:42:13 And they trashed
00:42:15 Oh, look
00:42:17 I'll be goddamned!
00:42:19 Baby, we'll get
00:42:21 You promised
00:42:24 They took our $5,000,
00:42:26 Wiped us out.
00:42:28 I know somebody knows
00:42:31 You can't take that stuff
00:42:35 You didn't have to
00:42:38 Fuck me!
00:42:55 I'm sorry.
00:42:56 OK?
00:43:00 I'm sorry.
00:43:07 I'm sorry
00:43:10 Baby, you don't have to
00:43:15 I want a job.
00:43:20 OK.
00:43:21 All right.
00:43:24 Right now,
00:43:26 how to get us out of
00:43:29 All right?
00:43:36 If I can win 12,000
00:43:39 Times 5,
00:43:41 plus 20
00:43:43 that'll give us...
00:43:45 80 grand.
00:43:47 We're rolling now.
00:43:49 I could take
00:43:51 get on a soap,
00:43:54 I'll be ready for the big screen
00:43:58 You're made
00:44:01 Billy!
00:44:02 It's Sidney.
00:44:04 Sidney.
00:44:05 Hey, Billy!
00:44:08 Billy.
00:44:09 Sidney.
00:44:10 I've been
00:44:12 We got to talk...
00:44:14 What's this,
00:44:16 Come on, now.
00:44:18 Can I watch?
00:44:19 Don't worry
00:44:24 Billy, you got
00:44:27 A little. Why?
00:44:28 Eddie "The King" Faroo
00:44:32 They're working courts
00:44:33 They're cleaning up.
00:44:35 The King and Duck?
00:44:38 It costs 2,500
00:44:40 I got 2 grand, man!
00:44:42 Good, good.
00:44:44 Hold it.
00:44:49 Hold on, man.
00:44:50 I just got back together
00:44:53 I don't know
00:44:56 This money could
00:44:58 With this score,
00:45:02 I don't think
00:45:05 Make her!
00:45:07 You owe me.
00:45:08 I know, man, but I...
00:45:10 All right.
00:45:12 What's up?
00:45:14 Honey...
00:45:15 you are so beautiful.
00:45:17 Sometimes I don't realize
00:45:22 You know something,
00:45:24 There is a big game
00:45:28 For money?
00:45:29 No! No, no.
00:45:31 Well, yeah.
00:45:34 Billy!
00:45:36 You're thinking about playing
00:45:39 Your money?
00:45:42 To get a job!
00:45:43 I promised Sidney,
00:45:45 You promised me!
00:45:47 I promised you and him.
00:45:49 I owe you and him.
00:45:51 I'll give you
00:45:54 I don't care
00:45:56 I don't want
00:45:58 What do you want?
00:46:00 I want you, stupid!
00:46:02 We can take these guys.
00:46:05 Look, Billy,
00:46:08 and we're through.
00:46:10 I promise
00:46:12 Do you think that
00:46:16 You take me
00:46:19 All right.
00:46:20 All right.
00:46:23 I will guarantee victory.
00:46:25 I've never
00:46:27 I will guarantee victory.
00:46:29 L... we...
00:46:31 We can guarantee
00:46:37 Yeah.
00:46:48 I love you, Billy.
00:46:56 Goodbye.
00:47:15 Honey.
00:47:17 All right, honey.
00:47:19 All right. Listen,
00:47:22 we'll just meet up
00:47:25 and we'll party.
00:47:27 We'll celebrate.
00:47:28 We're on a roll, honey.
00:47:30 We're on a roll!
00:47:42 Show him that
00:47:45 Come on, Billy.
00:47:48 He can dunk,
00:47:50 You got him.
00:47:52 All right.
00:47:54 King,
00:47:55 Come on, Duck!
00:47:57 You got some money?
00:47:59 Hell, yeah.
00:48:01 You got me.
00:48:32 Pop! Pop! Pop!
00:48:34 Sweet!
00:48:35 Oh, yes!
00:48:37 Yeah!
00:48:39 Yes! Yes!
00:49:02 Sweet!
00:49:04 "D" up!
00:49:06 Stay up.
00:49:09 Watch the pick!
00:49:11 Watch the back door!
00:49:18 Yes! Come on.
00:49:22 Take it in.
00:49:24 Take it in, Sid!
00:49:26 All right, man!
00:50:03 Play some defense, Billy!
00:50:07 # Dig this #
00:50:09 # I love the pearl #
00:50:11 # Ow! Where's my girl? #
00:50:12 # Ow! ##
00:50:16 All the way,
00:50:17 Yeah.
00:50:19 Way to go, baby.
00:50:21 Damn!
00:50:23 Uh!
00:50:28 Fuck!
00:50:33 Get your hands up.
00:50:36 Come on, man!
00:50:38 Push it, Sidney.
00:50:41 My man!
00:50:43 Ah! Ya-haa!
00:50:47 Yeah, yeah!
00:50:49 Yeah, Sidney!
00:50:54 All of it
00:50:57 14-13.
00:50:59 Point game.
00:51:00 Got to put
00:51:03 You're gonna rock,
00:51:07 Come on with it.
00:51:09 Hit him hard, man.
00:51:11 Hit him hard.
00:51:12 Stay with him.
00:51:15 You want to dance or
00:51:20 You going to dance
00:51:23 Watch him down low.
00:51:26 I got him.
00:51:37 To the right!
00:51:38 Bringing it up.
00:51:42 Give it up, man.
00:51:44 Watch the pick.
00:52:01 Aaahh!
00:52:07 Hoo hoo!
00:52:20 Whoo!
00:52:32 Gloria.
00:52:33 Gloria?
00:52:37 Gloria!
00:52:41 Gloria!
00:52:43 Honey!
00:52:50 She's gone.
00:52:54 Oh, man!
00:52:57 Oh, man. Now,
00:53:00 That's not right.
00:53:03 I didn't lose
00:53:05 I doubled the money,
00:53:06 and I still
00:53:09 How can that be?
00:53:16 She said
00:53:18 She said sometimes
00:53:21 you actually lose
00:53:23 but when you tie,
00:53:26 or some shit.
00:53:28 You got to
00:53:30 from an organic
00:53:32 Brother, I only have
00:53:36 listen to the woman.
00:53:38 What the hell
00:53:40 I tried to listen.
00:53:42 You talked me
00:53:44 I presented an option,
00:53:47 You should have listened
00:53:50 I should listen
00:53:52 Yeah. I'm giving
00:53:55 Who should I listen to?
00:53:57 You're a grown man.
00:54:07 Oh, shit.
00:54:15 [Cocks Gun]
00:54:16 Ah!
00:54:19 The game is over, William.
00:54:21 Still hit the old jumper,
00:54:24 Where's the cash?
00:54:32 [Camera Shutter Clicking]
00:54:38 OK, Frankie.
00:54:40 That's good
00:54:42 Yeah.
00:54:47 We can finally show our face again
00:54:50 The Stucci brothers
00:54:52 No hard feelings,
00:54:54 No.
00:54:57 Billy...
00:54:59 it's all
00:55:00 You understand?
00:55:02 Good.
00:55:05 I respect you guys.
00:55:12 See you later.
00:55:22 Yo, man,
00:55:25 Gloria is not
00:55:29 Yeah, I know.
00:55:34 You know,
00:55:37 lots of times.
00:55:38 She'll get to the door,
00:55:40 I'll talk fast,
00:55:43 Or she'll get
00:55:45 be gone
00:55:48 and I'll play her a song,
00:55:51 and, you know,
00:55:54 This is it.
00:55:56 She's gone.
00:55:58 # Hmm #
00:56:00 Maybe you two
00:56:03 without each other.
00:56:05 Yeah.
00:56:08 Tell me something,
00:56:10 If I listen
00:56:12 do I have to agree
00:56:15 You listen.
00:56:17 I don't want to
00:56:20 # Hmm hmm
00:56:23 # Mmm hmmm #
00:56:26 # Hmm doo doo doo doo #
00:56:29 I got to get a job.
00:56:32 # Mmm hmm #
00:56:34 Can you get me a job?
00:56:37 # Mmm hmm hmm #
00:56:40 Have you got
00:56:42 You.
00:56:44 You're going to
00:56:47 You're starting
00:56:49 I can hear Jimi now?
00:56:51 I didn't say that.
00:56:55 Jimi ain't music?
00:56:56 It is, but you can't
00:56:59 Don't be dissin' Jimi.
00:57:01 You just
00:57:03 How did you know
00:57:06 up high enough,
00:57:09 Even the sun shines
00:57:12 On a dog's ass?
00:57:15 Don't start.
00:57:16 Hitting one dunk
00:57:19 Putting a cat in an oven
00:57:23 Your mama is so stupid,
00:57:26 It takes her 2 hours
00:57:30 Stop hurting yourself.
00:57:31 # Mm hmm hmm... ##
00:57:33 Hey, man.
00:57:34 Smooth, baby.
00:57:35 You dropped
00:57:38 Yeah. If I don't take care
00:57:42 I'll bet you 20
00:57:45 I'm not playing you.
00:57:47 No, no. You misunderstand.
00:57:49 How could you look ugly
00:57:52 You calling me ugly?
00:57:54 Your mother did.
00:57:57 # Can you come out
00:58:01 # Do you think you can hang
00:58:05 # Can you come out
00:58:09 # Do you think you can hang
00:58:13 #You were dressed up
00:58:17 # Uh, uh #
00:58:18 #You were
00:58:21 # Oh, baby #
00:58:22 # Girl, you were so fine #
00:58:25 # Ooh, I, I couldn't let you
00:58:31 #White #
00:58:32 # Men #
00:58:33 #White #
00:58:34 # Men #
00:58:35 #White #
00:58:36 # Men #
00:58:39 #White #
00:58:40 #To the beat, y'all #
00:58:46 # Men #
00:58:48 # Sometimes you have to do #
00:58:50 #What you gotta do #
00:58:53 #To even out the score #
00:58:55 #That's right #
00:58:57 # Don't ever fake the game #
00:58:59 # It's not a sure thing #
00:59:01 # Hold on
00:59:05 # Bet your bottom dollar #
00:59:07 #That you can
00:59:09 # Don't you know that
00:59:12 #Yeah, yeah #
00:59:14 #And if you say it louder #
00:59:15 #Then you might
00:59:18 # Don't you know that
00:59:21 #White men can't jump #
00:59:23 #To the beat, y'all #
00:59:26 # Don't you know that
00:59:29 #Yeah, yeah ##
00:59:31 # 213 #
00:59:35 #Area code #
00:59:38 # Berdoo hick, a new dip
00:59:41 # Going hell-for-leather
00:59:43 # Pullin' it,
00:59:45 #Throw the body in the trunk
00:59:47 #That's how I'm livin',
00:59:49 # Got to be out by 11 #
00:59:51 # Gangster sniper,
00:59:53 # Disguised himself
00:59:55 # Stood there
00:59:57 # Get the gat, it's dead #
00:59:58 # I gotta think fast #
00:59:59 # Movin', always thinkin',
01:00:02 #The body bag's stinkin' #
01:00:03 # Everyone's thinkin',
01:00:05 #Tie you up
01:00:07 # Help move the bit
01:00:10 # Return
01:00:12 # 213 #
01:00:15 #Area code #
01:00:17 # Come on,
01:00:19 # Come on ##
01:00:21 # I'm going up #
01:00:23 #And I won't come down #
01:00:26 #There's no regrets #
01:00:28 # In this world
01:00:31 # I can hear music #
01:00:33 # Of a joyful sound #
01:00:36 # I'm going up #
01:00:39 #And I won't come down #
01:00:41 # I'm going up #
01:00:44 #And I won't come down ##
01:00:46 I ain't coming down.
01:00:52 # Look for the hook #
01:00:55 # Everybody, everybody,
01:00:57 #Went to the studio
01:00:59 #The tempo being funky,
01:01:01 # If you trip,
01:01:02 #With a quick pass,
01:01:04 # Like I did when I cut class...
01:01:06 # Mommy was a teacher,
01:01:08 # So I was born a brain
01:01:11 #Jersey born and bred
01:01:13 #That's where
01:01:14 # Building bloods
01:01:16 #Yeah, I'm a roughneck
01:01:19 #Wanna step? Bet #
01:01:20 # No, this ain't a prank,
01:01:21 # From Latifah, the big chief,
01:01:25 # Here comes the hook #
01:01:26 #This is the hook #
01:01:28 # Everybody, everybody,
01:01:31 #This is the hook #
01:01:33 # Everybody, everybody,
01:01:36 # Left hook, uhh #
01:01:37 # Right hook, uhh #
01:01:38 # Left hook, uhh #
01:01:39 # Right hook, uhh #
01:01:41 # Left hook, uhh #
01:01:42 # Right hook, uhh #
01:01:43 # Left hook, uhh #
01:01:44 # Right hook, uhh ##