White On Rice

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00:00:17 Japan-The Feudal Era.
00:00:26 Hordes of Masterless Samurai
00:00:30 ...seeking employment
00:01:05 Ambush at Blood-Trail Gate
00:02:21 This movie sucks.
00:02:22 This is the worse movie l've ever seen.
00:02:24 Be quiet! This is his big scene!
00:02:27 My big brother's a movie star!
00:02:30 This is the highlight of my whole career.
00:02:32 Even better than working in
00:02:36 Hey! Be nice.
00:02:38 Ouch.
00:03:03 l love this movie.
00:04:05 This is it.
00:04:06 Best scene in the whole movie.
00:05:26 (Haiku) Looking back at twelve
00:05:32 Tak.
00:05:41 See you tonight.
00:07:02 You think she'd go out with me?
00:07:05 Maybe if you took her husband along.
00:08:12 Hey! What do you think you're doing?
00:08:19 Do you really think l'd hide
00:08:22 l thought l had 'em for sure.
00:08:25 Put your seatbelt on.
00:08:31 l need to talk to you about something.
00:08:34 ls Tak upset with me?
00:08:38 l'm not worried.
00:08:40 Why won't Tak give me a break?
00:08:43 He was probably just like me
00:08:55 Pizza's here!
00:08:56 -Again?
00:08:58 Can you grab the phone?
00:09:27 Wow, is this Ramona?
00:09:31 Yep.
00:09:36 She's not a child anymore...
00:09:47 How's the apartment search going?
00:09:51 Pretty well.
00:09:53 Not bad at all.
00:09:55 Actually really well because
00:10:03 Well, l've been thinking a lot lately...
00:10:06 ...and l've decided that until
00:10:10 ...l should remain here.
00:10:14 ...son of a....
00:10:15 Good idea.
00:10:17 These things take time.
00:10:19 Thank you!
00:10:20 l'm taking my time, playing the field...
00:10:23 l can find somebody better than my ex-wife.
00:10:35 He's weird!
00:10:36 No matter how you look at it,
00:10:39 Don't you think you're overreacting?
00:10:41 No, l'm just angy that our son
00:10:46 So he should live in his car again?
00:10:50 What about the guest room?
00:10:52 But Ramona's coming!
00:10:54 So let's stum him in the attic!
00:10:56 lf that doesn't work,
00:10:58 Or the neighbors' neighbon.
00:11:29 Can't we just get Hajime remarried...
00:11:29 Can't we just get Hajime remarried...
00:11:33 ...and out of here so
00:11:38 l'm going to set him up with Shiho.
00:11:43 That tall girl?
00:11:47 l dunno about that.
00:11:51 Goodnight.
00:11:55 l'll find someone better than you.
00:14:34 Let me talk to Aiko.
00:14:36 She went out.
00:14:38 Are you sure?
00:14:40 She's not here!
00:14:42 What do you want?
00:14:45 Hello?
00:16:17 Did you wash your hands?
00:16:41 Come say hi to Shiho.
00:16:47 Nice to meet you, Hajime.
00:16:51 ...nice to meet you too.
00:16:54 Call me Jimmy.
00:16:56 You go by Jimmy?
00:16:58 That's a funny name for a Japanese.
00:17:00 Yes, it is.
00:17:04 Can l speak with you in private?
00:17:07 What were you thinking?
00:17:08 You're so cruel!
00:17:10 Just relax. Get to know her.
00:17:13 She's enonnous!
00:17:20 l don't want to get to know
00:17:23 She'll crush me!
00:17:25 You should thank me.
00:17:29 She's gonna think l'm weird.
00:17:32 ...Well, don't be weird...
00:17:34 and don't be short.
00:18:00 What kind of work do you do?
00:18:04 Do you eat a lot of protein?
00:18:09 Soy. Customer service.
00:18:13 Oh, really?
00:18:15 ls that fun?
00:18:17 The office ceiling is vey low, so l like it.
00:18:19 Much more comfortable that way.
00:18:23 Hajime! Eat your vegetables.
00:18:25 You like this stum, right?
00:18:35 Aiko tells me you like dinosaurs.
00:18:41 Yes, it's something of a hobby.
00:18:45 Do you have a favorite dinosaur?
00:18:48 Me?
00:18:49 Favorite dinosaur? l've never really
00:18:51 Let me guess!
00:18:54 The Brontosaurus.
00:18:55 You know, the huge one with
00:18:59 l bet it's really convenient to be able
00:19:04 What are you tying to say?
00:19:06 Nothing.
00:19:08 This is just one of Hajime's little jokes.
00:19:10 What are you tying to say, shorty?
00:19:12 See? l told you!
00:19:15 lt's always like this.
00:19:18 Men are always afraid of my height.
00:19:20 No...Hajime's just a little intimidated
00:19:25 Yeah, and l wouldn't
00:19:28 l bet you can dunk, right?
00:19:33 What? What did l say?
00:19:36 Shiho! l'm sory, sweetie! l'm sory!
00:19:38 Are you okay?
00:22:30 How did an old fogey like Tak convince you
00:22:35 What do you mean?
00:22:37 Well, he isn't handsome
00:22:40 ...and he dresses like a grandpa.
00:22:45 Sory.
00:22:47 He must have some secret though.
00:22:49 There's no big secret!
00:22:51 He just took me to things
00:22:57 Museums, concerts...
00:23:01 He would even play the violin for me back then.
00:23:06 That's it? You gave it up for that?
00:23:11 lt was fun!
00:23:14 lt really was fun.
00:23:17 lt was fun? It WAS fun?
00:23:19 Oh, shut up.
00:26:53 Can you believe it? Almost 12 years.
00:26:59 Time sure flies.
00:27:03 Why don't we go someplace
00:27:08 How about Ishigaki island?
00:27:17 Hello?
00:27:21 We can't leave Hajime in charge.
00:27:24 You remember the last time?
00:27:29 Oh right. That carpet still smells awful.
00:31:05 l'm not so sure how l feel about this.
00:31:08 Why? Education is never a bad thing.
00:31:13 How's he going to pay for it?
00:31:16 l told him we would...help.
00:31:21 Perfect.
00:31:45 This coffin is just the right size for Hajime.
00:31:53 What? It is.
00:31:56 He can't do anything by himself.
00:31:58 lts just like having a dead guy around.
00:32:28 We're brother and sister, you know.
00:32:30 We're more alike than you think.
00:32:34 Please don't say that.
00:32:38 But he's fun!
00:32:40 l know he's a handful, but...
00:32:44 ...isn't it fun having him around?
00:32:49 l'm not fun?
00:32:52 You don't think l'm fun?
00:37:22 l'm vey impressed with Ramona.
00:37:25 What do you mean?
00:37:28 Nothing, l just think...she's great.
00:37:32 The last couple ofyears
00:37:35 Why?
00:37:37 She had a hard time after Tim
00:37:41 So l was just a little worried about her.
00:37:43 Oh, l see.
00:37:47 Wait, what about Tim?
00:37:49 Don't you remember?
00:37:52 They dated all through high school.
00:37:55 Eveyone thought they would
00:37:59 Wait...is this the same Ramona?
00:38:02 l never got the whole stoy...
00:38:04 but her mother said Ramona
00:38:08 so she left Tim for grad school.
00:38:12 lt was pretty sad. Poor Tim.
00:38:15 No! Not poor Tim!
00:38:17 Why is this the first time
00:38:20 Don't yell, he'll hear you!
00:38:23 l don't care!
00:38:25 Wait...who'll hear me?
00:38:27 Tim!
00:38:29 He's downstain with Ramona.
00:38:32 WHAT?
00:38:42 Did you finish your homework?
00:44:27 And the police took 45 minutes to show up!
00:44:30 l could've walked to the station by then.
00:44:39 Did you ask Bob about his math test?
00:44:42 He had a math test?
00:44:48 l'm sure he's fine.
00:44:51 He can take care of himself.
00:44:54 The one l'm worried about...
00:44:56 ...is the other, bigger kid!
00:46:52 Sometimes l wish l could...
00:46:58 Really?
00:47:01 Even though we live
00:47:04 ...sometimes l feel like l'm
00:47:10 What about this...
00:47:12 Take him out, just the two
00:47:14 One week do something that he likes...
00:47:16 the next, do something you like to do.
00:47:20 You don't mind being left alone like that?
00:47:23 Of course not! l've got plenty
00:47:27 l don't know how you'll hold up...
00:47:31 Get ready to spend lots of time
00:47:36 Really? Him too?
00:47:38 Of coune!
00:47:40 Ever since he was a kid, that's all
00:47:44 Wait a minute.
00:47:47 Aren't we talking about Bob?
00:48:56 Let's skip the concert and
00:49:00 Jimmy and Bob are out for Halloween,
00:49:05 That's a good idea.
00:49:06 l actually need to catch up
00:49:10 Let's go home.
00:49:15 Should we get this to go?
00:51:23 Hey gorilla!
00:51:23 Hey gorilla!
00:51:25 How was trick-or-treating?
00:51:27 All right.
00:51:29 How'd his costume work out?
00:51:35 l thought he was going as a ghost.
00:51:53 We have a problem!
00:51:54 l forgot!
00:51:56 l forgot l was supposed to take him.
00:51:59 Bob's gone!
00:52:03 He just left Bob here?
00:53:09 l have done eveything for you.
00:53:12 The one time l ask you for anything,
00:53:30 Where did you go?
00:53:32 Eveyone was womied!
00:58:41 Remember when he worked on
00:58:46 He was gone forever.
00:58:47 That's true...
00:58:49 lt's just been so long with no word...
00:58:52 l can't help but woy!
00:58:56 Hold on just a second!
00:59:02 So how's school going?
00:59:07 l see.
00:59:10 What else were you doing today?
01:04:16 For all of the many troubles
01:04:20 ...l offer my sincerest apologies.
01:04:25 You've said that six times already.
01:04:29 Where are you living right now?
01:04:31 ln an apartment.
01:04:35 Actually...in the closet at work.
01:04:41 l see.
01:04:45 The reason l've come here today...
01:04:47 l've landed ajob showing dinosaurs
01:04:54 Until l start, l'd love to see Aiko and Bob
01:05:00 And l'd like to move back in.
01:05:05 One last time.
01:06:05 Your sister won't be home until later...
01:06:10 ...so be prepared for the water works.
01:06:17 And one more thing.
01:06:19 Don't forget our agreement.
01:06:23 Yes, sir.
01:06:25 l've got something to attend to.
01:06:29 l'll be back later.
01:06:40 Let's get to work.
01:09:31 Not again.
01:09:36 What's going on?
01:09:38 l was just tying to make cuy!
01:09:42 Hajime, you moron.
01:09:45 l told you to clean the house,
01:09:53 Look at this!
01:09:55 l'm on to you.
01:09:57 You screw up eveything on purpose!
01:10:02 But that's the last time!
01:10:07 Are you okay?
01:10:09 My leg...it's broken...
01:10:16 You bastard!
01:10:18 -Hold still, okay?
01:10:20 Hey! Cut it out!
01:13:18 Don't woy. l saved his life.
01:13:20 And l found a job!
01:13:37 Honey!
01:13:40 Honey, can you hear me?
01:13:44 How do you feel?
01:14:49 You could have told me where you went,
01:14:52 l'm not ajerk.
01:14:53 After all, l just saved the day.
01:14:57 That's true. Good job.
01:15:03 lt hasn't been easy you know.
01:15:09 You don't undentand.
01:15:11 You have Tak and Bob...
01:15:14 But l have nobody!
01:15:19 l thought that Ramona was
01:15:25 l know, l know...
01:17:11 The place looks great, Aiko!
01:17:15 Thanks! You really think so?
01:17:17 Hope they paid well.
01:17:20 Big brother...how's your stomach?
01:17:24 You should be more careful
01:17:28 Did you bring them a present?
01:17:31 That's unexpected. What is it?
01:17:36 -C'mon, tell me!
01:19:25 Hey...who's that girl with Hajime?
01:19:59 lt's freezing out here.
01:20:02 l can't believe it's fall again.
01:20:06 Are you sure you don't need a ride?
01:20:08 My taxi will be here soon.
01:20:12 Be sure to tell Bob l'll pay back
01:20:16 Don't wory about that.
01:20:18 Just don't get fired.
01:20:22 My dream job.
01:20:25 l hope you're getting a good wage.
01:20:28 Are they giving you insurance?
01:20:31 lt's a little complicated.
01:20:33 What is?
01:20:35 l'm a docent. Avolunteer.
01:20:39 You're joking, right?
01:20:43 l'll start om strong, all business.
01:20:48 They'll give me a paying position
01:20:50 Where will you sleep?
01:20:53 l've never really thought about that.
01:20:55 But don't wory, l always land on my feet.
01:21:00 This is my destiny.
01:21:02 From this day on, l'm a new man.
01:21:36 You're taking this car the whole way?
01:21:39 Don't wory. We'll be fine.