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Who Made The Potatoe Salad
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WOMAN ON RADIO: Ocean five, ocean five, |
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Multiple warning. |
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OFFICER ON RADIO: Dispatch, requesting |
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Officer Jones in pursuit. |
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WOMAN ON RADIO: Ocean seven, |
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Code 1 proceed at five. South Linda Vista. |
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I'm gonna get you, dawg. |
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You're just making it worse on yourself! |
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Gonna bury your ass right into jail. |
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Don't fight it. Don't fight it. |
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Now I gotta put it on you. |
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Fat bastard, here we go. |
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I got you now. |
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I do this in the morning. |
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Put your hands behind your back. |
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(GROANS) |
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- What? |
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(GRUNTS) |
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Yeah, right. Whatever. |
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Ain't no Tae Bo gonna save you. |
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- Oh, shit! |
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Y'all get over here. |
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Y'all see what's going on with a brother? |
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Can't get my cuffs. |
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Look what you did to my drawers! |
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What, you a freak or something, yo? |
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(YELLING) |
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Give me my pants, man. |
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Backup! Backup! |
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Damn! |
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- Hey! Hey, fool! |
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What you gonna do? |
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(LAUGHS) |
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In his drawers? I'm clowning. |
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I'm gonna get the job done. |
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We apprehended the suspect, |
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and he is in county, |
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"An officer was found |
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"in his drawers, handcuffed |
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Yup. But you see, |
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So my fellow officers could move in |
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- Back at you. |
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It seems you often use |
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I'm gonna do whatever I have to do |
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I mean, I don't care |
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to slip past intricate alarm systems, |
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- That's what I'm gonna do. |
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- That's what you are. |
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My last collar was... |
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- When was your last collar? |
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- Tonight is the big night, right? |
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Yes, it is. Tonight, |
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You mean, now she can finally tell |
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Sorry. |
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What is with y'all? |
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We are, man. I mean, I am. |
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We are happy for you. |
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Suck my dick. |
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Anyway, dawg, |
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You know what I mean? |
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Check it out, write it down. |
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propose when the sun is like |
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It's romantic and it's quiet |
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You know what I mean? |
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- Dude. |
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Sorry, I was just reminiscing. |
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She was a fat-ass, though. |
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That's a fine piece of ass. Bang it on me. |
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You got one more time. One more time. |
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But seriously, |
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I'm about to sweep this woman |
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(WHOOPING) |
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WHITE: Are you okay? |
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These are for you. |
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- You look wonderful. |
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- What are you doing? |
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We've known each other |
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I can't imagine my life before you, |
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and I definitely don't want |
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You complete me, baby. |
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I'm just kidding. |
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I knew I'd get you with that one. |
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No, but seriously, seriously. |
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Oh, my God! |
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Will you marry me? |
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Oh, my God. |
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Come on now, girl, |
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Yes. Yes. Yes. |
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- Oh, my gosh. |
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Oh, baby, it's so beautiful. |
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Come here. |
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(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) |
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Can I get something to drink for you two? |
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Yes. We'll take a bottle of |
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1988. |
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I don't believe we carry that... |
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He's kidding. |
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Yeah. Strangé. |
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Oh, my gosh, we have so much planning to |
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What am I gonna wear? |
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Oh, babe, babe, babe. Calm down, okay? |
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Calm down. |
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I need to know, |
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Yes. Yeah. |
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Cool. I can't wait to break the news |
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Yeah. |
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WAITRESS: Your champagne. |
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(CHAMPAGNE CORK POPS) |
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Now, this is how a man |
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Do you know, you gotta hide this |
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Right. Right. Yeah. |
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Hey, you think we should do it |
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We'll just have to find |
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Well, you're right. You're right. |
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Baby, even if you don't click |
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Of course. I mean, of course. |
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Hey, remember this: love conquers all. |
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I love you. |
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But you know deep down inside |
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- Do I? |
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What family could resist |
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- Okay. |
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I can borrow a cup of sugar |
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You know this. |
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You are so stupid. |
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- Let's go. |
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Mama. Hey, Daddy. |
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MRS. JENKINS: Well, |
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Ashley, you didn't tell me he was this fine. |
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MICHAEL: Nice to meet you. |
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Yeah, well, I told my daughter about |
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Have to remember never to fold |
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- Daddy. |
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I was just having a little fun with him. |
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You guys put your bags |
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MRS. JENKINS: Girl, I like what you did |
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That's mine. |
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(DUCK QUACKING) |
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Duck hunting. |
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Oh, that's what I figured. Yeah. |
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Go on, put your bags in there. |
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I was holding those for my boy, |
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We were... |
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You wanna... |
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You know what? You're good. |
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Okay, there we go. |
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JENKINS: So, Mike, |
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ASHLEY: Daddy, don't start. |
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Ashley, baby, correct me if I'm wrong, |
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what the nigga that's popping |
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So, son, what is it that you do for a living? |
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I'm a cop. |
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What? |
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Ashley, you didn't tell me |
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I don't think it mattered anymore. |
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Jake, come on now, |
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Wait, wait, wait, what was years ago? |
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Jake did some time in the joint |
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MRS. JENKINS: That's all. |
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It wasn't no |
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It was self-defense. |
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- Daddy... |
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Whatever is said or done |
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it stays right here. You understand me? |
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You got that, pig? |
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- Huh? |
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- We're gonna talk. |
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So, welcome |
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Oh, yeah. |
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MICHAEL: This is nice. This is nice. |
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This reminds me |
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- You making fun of my decorations, boy? |
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It's okay, young blood. It's okay. |
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But just remember, |
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You want something? |
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Soda pop? Beer? Doughnut? |
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- You just go ahead and get comfortable. |
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Yeah, just... |
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- It's smooth, you know. |
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So, Ashley, how's work, baby? |
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It's going really good. I just got a raise. |
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- Oh, that's wonderful, baby. |
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So, Mike, how's work? |
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(HESITATING) |
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- Kill any niggas lately? |
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I'm just asking him a couple of questions. |
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No, I can't say I have. |
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- I'm curious, Mike. |
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Baby, let me just talk to the young man. |
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Why would a black man in America |
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I mean, you couldn't think |
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Maybe be a doctor, a lawyer |
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I mean, at least they make more money |
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Daddy. |
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All right. All right. All right. |
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It's gonna take me a minute |
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Anyway, Michael, what are your intentions |
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Well, |
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(POLICE SIREN WAILING) |
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actually, Ashley and I, |
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for quite some time. |
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Oh, what's bubblating, family? |
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- Hey, June Bug. |
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Hiya, sis, how're you doing? |
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like you've been sprouting up |
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Hey, June Bug. |
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So, what you home for, |
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Yeah. |
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How Diego treating my bitch? |
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It's fine. |
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Who this nigga? |
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My boyfriend, Michael. |
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How're you doing, June... |
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Anyway, Mom, my stomach killing me. |
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That's what jail do to a brother |
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I'm going to the kitchen, no, |
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I'll be right back. |
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Hold on, June Bug. |
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I'm not done yet. |
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Come here, boy. |
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So, Mike, you were saying. |
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Yeah, like I was saying, you know, |
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Ashley and I, we've been seeing each other |
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we actually have a little something |
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Hey, nigga, we gotta ride. |
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Mom ain't got enough flizzour |
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so you gotta ride with me right now. |
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Can't be riding around here |
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You know what I'm saying? |
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I won't be the only target. Let's go. |
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- I'm tired. |
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Go on, Michael. Go on. |
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Jesus Christ, Ashley. |
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Where did you find |
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(RAP MUSIC PLAYING |
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JUNE BUG: It's crazy out here, man. |
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Right there. That's where we making |
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You got kids? |
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Hell, no, I look like making my kids fight? |
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Oh, that's where the big homie got shot. |
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Shot 17 times in the face. |
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- They call him Bullet Head. |
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Oh, snap. |
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I used to get my serve on |
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- You, right there? |
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- Big weight, huh? |
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- You did? |
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- Okay. Big weight. |
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So, what do you do back at the crib? |
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I just cool out, chill, you know, |
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You feel me? |
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- You feel me? |
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Like not really doing nothing, |
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sometimes seeing how long the fuck |
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- You know? I'm on that. |
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Hey, man, light this shit and roll it |
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No. No. I'm straight, man. I'm straight. |
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You don't smoke, nigga? |
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I don't trust no nigga that don't smoke. |
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(COUGHING) Hell, no. No, I'm good. |
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You're good? |
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- What do you coughing for? |
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- What kind of fool don't smoke? |
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- Me. |
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Who this fool right here? |
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Now you stay leaned up, |
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- What's going on? What's going on? |
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- No, I'm planning to put in work. |
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Whoa! Whoa! |
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- What kind of work? What kind of work? |
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June Bug, what's up, |
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It's T-Bone, nigga. |
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Shit, man. You better make it known |
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You almost got your cap peeled |
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Whatever, nigga, we'd have been some |
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- I'll be the shooting motherfucker here. |
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around here, nigga. |
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Okay, I'd have been the shooting |
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Whatever, man. You still coming |
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- Where y'all gonna be at? |
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Man, you know I love |
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She making that chitlin dip. |
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Hell, yeah, |
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- Holler at me! |
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JUNE BUG: Hey, your mama still got them |
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- She ain't got no more. |
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- Put the gun down. Put the gun down! |
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Don't act so motherfucking scared |
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(DOOR CLOSING) |
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- Hey. |
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Hey, Michael. |
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- You could say that. |
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What happened to June Bug? |
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- June Bug is at T-Bone's. |
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- Well, you know what that mean. |
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Ashley, come help me |
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Thanks for bringing |
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- T-Bone? |
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- Yeah. |
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Hey, Michael, come go with me. |
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Sure. |
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Oh, Jesus Christ. I have the hardest |
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My wife put all this plastic. Oh, Jesus. |
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Shit. Goddamn hot mix. |
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Is this you and Huey? |
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Yeah, that's me and Huey |
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That picture in the corner, |
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- At a march? |
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In the Bahamas on a vacation. |
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That's mother's milk, right there. |
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Oh, no. That's a man's drink, right there. |
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Look, young blood, |
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'cause I wanna rap with you for a taste. |
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I dedicated 30 years of my life |
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Fighting oppression |
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at the hands of a cold-blooded, |
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Back in the day, |
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You understand? |
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And I didn't raise my daughter |
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that I used to fight with on the streets. |
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Who murdered and killed |
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But I want you to know, |
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that I will kill you |
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You understand? |
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ASHLEY: Hey, guys, come and eat. |
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Come on, let's eat. |
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I know you like pork chops. |
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ASHLEY: Did you like it, honey? |
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- I told you my mama's cooking was good. |
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- You want something else to drink? |
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I'm licking the plate. |
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Mom, I'm not gonna lie to you. |
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Got my stomach bubbling |
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- Yeah, I missed your cooking, Mama. |
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- It was great, baby. |
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I gotta hand it you, Mrs. Jenkins, |
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Well, I am so glad you enjoyed it, Michael. |
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You didn't finish your pork chop, Michael. |
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Well, you know, I don't eat pork. |
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You don't what? |
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- I just don't eat pork. |
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What type of nigga? |
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ASHLEY: June Bug, why don't you |
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You don't smoke no weed, |
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JUNE BUG: What kind of nigga |
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You one of them Mussolinis |
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- Muslim. I'm not. And I'm not, but... |
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- You try to correctionalize me? |
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- Oh, I get it. I get it. |
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A pig that don't eat pig. |
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Oh, Jake. |
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Dad, I used to be getting your jokes. |
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I don't get that one. What do you mean? |
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Your sister Ashley here, |
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This motherfucker right here, June Bug, |
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You a police officer? You got me... |
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Why did you have to tell him that? |
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Okay, okay, this has gone too far. |
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- You a one-time? |
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MICHAEL: The point where |
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JENKINS: You relax. You want me to relax? |
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(ALL YELLING) |
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My father ate pork. Your father ate pork. |
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(YELLING CONTINUES) |
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- Okay, hold on! |
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Wait a minute. Now, stop, Daddy. |
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Come on, don't be upset. |
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My father and brother are just like that. |
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- What, this is normal for you? |
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I just know how they are, you know? |
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Especially my dad, you know, he's just... |
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I don't know. |
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Yeah, I can see that. Shit. |
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Don't be upset, all right? |
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- I'll make it up to you. |
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(JENKINS SINGING) |
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. |
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Ashley, |
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now you know goddamn well, |
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Let's go, Shaft. You on the couch tonight. |
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Thank you. |
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(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY) |
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You need to go, Shaft. |
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"Shaft, go sleep on the couch." |
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Keep calling me Shaft. |
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Ashley, |
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- how old are you? |
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Remember this, you ain't never too old |
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And chop that up in your head a little bit. |
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Who the hell has a plastic couch |
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Sweat out five pounds |
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I can't even get freaking comfortable... |
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(DOG BARKING) |
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God damn! |
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God damn. |
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(MIMICKING DOG) |
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Fuck! All right, come on, just relax. |
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Just relax, come on. Just relax. |
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How come she's upstairs? |
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You better knock that shit off, Lil' Ray. |
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I swear for God, next time, |
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Ray, he's just being a kid. |
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RAY: Mmm-hmm. |
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Ray Ray. Ray Ray. |
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Hit me again |
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That's why you can't dooky, |
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Look here, when is sleeping booty |
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I don't know. Why don't we find out? |
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- Hey, Shaft! |
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JENKINS: Shaft, wake it up. |
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- Whoa, Shaft! |
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Wake it up there, boy. |
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MRS. JENKINS: Ashley's sister Mookie |
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And her whole family |
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Come on in |
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- Morning, everybody. Morning, baby. |
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How you doing? I'm Michael. |
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God damn, boy, |
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It smell like you got a naked demon |
| 00:27:00 |
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. |
| 00:27:01 |
- What did you eat last night? Shit? |
| 00:27:05 |
I'm just playing, baby. I'm just playing. |
| 00:27:10 |
Okay, you got me. You got me. |
| 00:27:11 |
- I'm Ray Ray. |
| 00:27:14 |
- This is my wife, Mookie. |
| 00:27:17 |
That's my little bad-ass son, |
| 00:27:20 |
That's Lil' Ray. Holler. |
| 00:27:23 |
Holler back. |
| 00:27:26 |
Go on, have a seat, Michael. |
| 00:27:29 |
Mookie cooked breakfast for us |
| 00:27:31 |
All right. Thank you, Mookie, |
| 00:27:35 |
That's right. Go on and help yourself |
| 00:27:37 |
Brought that straight from Georgia. |
| 00:27:39 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:27:42 |
Ray Ray, |
| 00:27:45 |
- you know, Michael here don't eat no pork. |
| 00:27:48 |
Mmm-hmm. |
| 00:27:49 |
ASHLEY: Daddy, why don't you just |
| 00:27:52 |
Girl, you're about to get |
| 00:27:55 |
Don't you ever tell your daddy to shut up. |
| 00:28:02 |
(CROWD CHEERING ON TV) |
| 00:28:03 |
MAN 1: Hut, hut! |
| 00:28:05 |
JENKINS: There you go, there you go, |
| 00:28:10 |
Touchdown, baby. |
| 00:28:11 |
- Jenkins, I tell you, them boys ain't shit. |
| 00:28:16 |
Go through this every year. |
| 00:28:19 |
Hey, Ray Ray, it's good to see you, |
| 00:28:22 |
Now, you're gonna be at the picnic, right? |
| 00:28:24 |
'Cause I need you to bring |
| 00:28:27 |
I can't do it, man. I gotta take Lil' Ray Jr. |
| 00:28:31 |
The boy ain't boo-booed in a whole week? |
| 00:28:32 |
Hell, no. I'm worried about him, man. |
| 00:28:35 |
I told you he don't eat enough |
| 00:28:37 |
Yeah, you gotta eat vegetables. |
| 00:28:39 |
Hey, how's it going in here, fellas, hey? |
| 00:28:42 |
What we got going? What we got going? |
| 00:28:44 |
- Let me move over some, boy. |
| 00:28:57 |
What the fuck did you do? |
| 00:29:00 |
Yeah, boy, what kind of French shit is that |
| 00:29:03 |
It's called Yves Jean René. |
| 00:29:06 |
- Chardonnay. Ain't that a liquor, boy? |
| 00:29:10 |
No. |
| 00:29:12 |
I'm just playing with you, boy. |
| 00:29:14 |
Hey. You! |
| 00:29:18 |
That's my team right there. |
| 00:29:20 |
They ain't shit. |
| 00:29:24 |
RAY RAY: I told you they ain't shit, Jenkins. |
| 00:29:27 |
All right, so, what do you do |
| 00:29:31 |
- Well, I'm... |
| 00:29:38 |
What's that? |
| 00:29:39 |
The mascot for a local rib joint |
| 00:29:42 |
No, no, no. |
| 00:29:44 |
Pig as in pig. Po-po. Five-O. Johnny Law. |
| 00:29:49 |
Oh. Locking motherfuckers up. |
| 00:29:52 |
Okay. How long have you been doing that? |
| 00:29:56 |
As long as they've been letting |
| 00:30:01 |
- About five years. |
| 00:30:04 |
Yeah. Yeah. |
| 00:30:07 |
I like that shirt. |
| 00:30:10 |
- You like this? |
| 00:30:12 |
Yeah, boy, this is some sexy shit, ain't it? |
| 00:30:14 |
You got that out of the trash? |
| 00:30:16 |
Well, you find a lot of surprising stuff |
| 00:30:18 |
All types of good shit you can use. |
| 00:30:20 |
Toothpaste, lotion, soap, |
| 00:30:25 |
Lot of good shit in the trash. |
| 00:30:28 |
(DOORBELL RINGING) |
| 00:30:29 |
Young blood, help me out. |
| 00:30:35 |
- Get the goddamn door. |
| 00:30:40 |
Yeah. |
| 00:30:43 |
Jenkins, why didn't you tell me |
| 00:30:46 |
You know I'm on probation. |
| 00:30:55 |
- Hola. |
| 00:30:58 |
You are June Boog? Or June Bug? |
| 00:31:02 |
No, no, no. I'm Michael. |
| 00:31:04 |
JENKINS: Hey, Shaft, who is it? |
| 00:31:06 |
It's for June Bug. |
| 00:31:09 |
Well, let him in, dipshit. |
| 00:31:11 |
You ordered the mail-order bride? |
| 00:31:15 |
Yes, yes, yes, we must, how do you say? |
| 00:31:21 |
Make love. |
| 00:31:23 |
- Make babies. |
| 00:31:25 |
- Yes, yes. |
| 00:31:27 |
I can't handle... Hey, hey. |
| 00:31:31 |
Hey. |
| 00:31:32 |
That is for June Bug. |
| 00:31:37 |
Don't just stand there. |
| 00:31:39 |
Go knock on the goddamn door, boy. |
| 00:31:41 |
No, I was just about to do that, |
| 00:31:47 |
- JUNE BUG: Fuck you. |
| 00:31:53 |
- Hell you want, nigga? |
| 00:31:58 |
Is she pregnant? |
| 00:32:01 |
- It's a mail-order bride. |
| 00:32:08 |
Damn! You fine in person and |
| 00:32:13 |
I'm Lupe. I'm the mail-order bride |
| 00:32:15 |
Lupe el... |
| 00:32:16 |
- El hello ho. |
| 00:32:19 |
I sure did. Let me look at you, |
| 00:32:23 |
June Bug, June Bug. |
| 00:32:27 |
Knock it out of the park. |
| 00:32:28 |
(SPEAKING SPANISH) |
| 00:32:29 |
Told you I was gonna make something |
| 00:32:33 |
Come here. |
| 00:32:35 |
LUPE: Okay. |
| 00:32:38 |
Come here, I need you. |
| 00:32:39 |
(LUPE SCREAMS) |
| 00:32:41 |
MAN 1: I wrote the book |
| 00:32:45 |
MAN 2: Dominoes for Blood? |
| 00:32:46 |
Dominoes for Blood, |
| 00:32:49 |
- Hell of a title that is. |
| 00:32:51 |
- That done put it on them. |
| 00:32:53 |
Lay it down. |
| 00:32:55 |
Twenty-five, motherfucker. |
| 00:32:58 |
Now if you gonna keep sticking |
| 00:33:01 |
somebody gonna confuse |
| 00:33:04 |
(LAUGHS) |
| 00:33:05 |
Okey-dokey, pokey. |
| 00:33:09 |
What the fuck are you laughing at? |
| 00:33:13 |
It's your play, young blood. |
| 00:33:16 |
And you better come with some shit. |
| 00:33:18 |
- Man, relax, take it easy, dawg. |
| 00:33:22 |
- Go on, play, dawg. |
| 00:33:26 |
I got this, I got this, I got this. |
| 00:33:29 |
Fifteen. |
| 00:33:30 |
- Sure is. |
| 00:33:33 |
That's a 15, if ever I saw a 15. |
| 00:33:36 |
MRS. JENKINS: Come on, Ashley baby, |
| 00:33:38 |
I need you to come help me |
| 00:33:40 |
Mama, I was kind of enjoying myself |
| 00:33:43 |
Girl, come on here, |
| 00:33:46 |
ASHLEY: All right meet me over there. |
| 00:33:53 |
MAN 1: Mmm-mmm-mmm! |
| 00:33:54 |
Look at the swing on that back porch. |
| 00:33:59 |
(MIMICKING HORSE) |
| 00:34:01 |
She sure got a hell of a future behind her. |
| 00:34:04 |
Yeah, but she walk like her pussy |
| 00:34:06 |
MAN 1: Not to me. |
| 00:34:08 |
What she need to do, |
| 00:34:10 |
Get a second opinion. |
| 00:34:12 |
- Now, you thinking about ménage à trois. |
| 00:34:15 |
No, no, no, you got some freaking |
| 00:34:17 |
That my wife and my daughter |
| 00:34:20 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:34:22 |
- I'm sorry. |
| 00:34:26 |
- Okay, all right. |
| 00:34:29 |
What's the count? |
| 00:34:31 |
The count? |
| 00:34:34 |
Of course, young blood, |
| 00:34:37 |
And, of course, that means you got... zero. |
| 00:34:45 |
Oh, man. |
| 00:34:47 |
Know what? |
| 00:34:49 |
I'm about to bust your fucking ass. |
| 00:34:51 |
- Sit down, dawg, don't get excited. |
| 00:34:54 |
(ALL CLAMORING) |
| 00:34:59 |
Hold him, hold him. |
| 00:35:01 |
- Come on! |
| 00:35:02 |
Boy, you're lucky. You're lucky |
| 00:35:05 |
Relax. Look, relax, all right, |
| 00:35:08 |
You're goddamn right, it's worth it. |
| 00:35:10 |
You let them two niggas talk about |
| 00:35:13 |
- Hey, hey, look, let it go. |
| 00:35:16 |
Y'all only brave when you got your badge |
| 00:35:20 |
- Look... |
| 00:35:33 |
- Hey. |
| 00:35:34 |
We're looking for somebody to play |
| 00:35:37 |
- No, I'm cool. |
| 00:35:41 |
Am I... |
| 00:35:43 |
You think I'm scared? Bring it on. |
| 00:35:47 |
All right, look. We gonna run deep outs |
| 00:35:50 |
All right, here we go, |
| 00:35:53 |
Okay, but you gotta sell that fake, |
| 00:35:55 |
And you, you gonna run like this, all right. |
| 00:35:58 |
You gotta juke them right there. |
| 00:35:59 |
And the rest of you two, you block, okay? |
| 00:36:01 |
Hey, hey, hey, hey. No long faces, all right. |
| 00:36:04 |
Break on three. All right, bring it in, |
| 00:36:06 |
One, two, three, break. |
| 00:36:08 |
- Come on, come on, come on. |
| 00:36:10 |
Y'all better bring your A-game today. |
| 00:36:13 |
'Cause I'm gonna sack your bitch ass |
| 00:36:18 |
Down, set, hut, hut, hut! |
| 00:36:22 |
Come on and get it! |
| 00:36:31 |
(GRUNTS) |
| 00:36:32 |
Hey! |
| 00:36:34 |
Got you, nigga, |
| 00:36:38 |
Punk. |
| 00:36:40 |
Fat bastard. |
| 00:36:43 |
All right, look. |
| 00:36:47 |
Just block. |
| 00:36:49 |
Hey, anybody know who to contact in case |
| 00:36:54 |
'Cause this nigga |
| 00:36:58 |
Down, set, hut. |
| 00:37:00 |
BOY: One alligator, two alligator, |
| 00:37:13 |
(MICHAEL JEERING) |
| 00:37:15 |
Kicked your bitch ass now, yeah. |
| 00:37:21 |
Look at all y'all faces, all y'all faces. Yeah. |
| 00:37:25 |
Get your butt up. |
| 00:37:32 |
Come on, guys. It's cool, no. |
| 00:37:34 |
We just playing. We just playing. |
| 00:37:40 |
MICHAEL: I'm sorry. I said... |
| 00:37:46 |
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't hurt the boy. |
| 00:37:50 |
Oh, damn. |
| 00:37:56 |
- (LAUGHING) I'm sorry, baby. |
| 00:37:58 |
I ain't seen a motherfucker run like that |
| 00:38:03 |
Mike, how did you learn to run like that? |
| 00:38:08 |
Chasing niggas? |
| 00:38:09 |
Come on, Jake. |
| 00:38:13 |
- I'm just saying, baby. |
| 00:38:15 |
Look, y'all still hungry? I'll tell you what, |
| 00:38:19 |
And you stop laughing at him, be nice. |
| 00:38:21 |
Run, nigga, run. |
| 00:38:24 |
Run from the man. |
| 00:38:28 |
It's okay, baby, I still love you. |
| 00:38:32 |
- Even though you ran. |
| 00:38:35 |
I was looking for a more secure place |
| 00:38:38 |
- There were kids out there. |
| 00:38:39 |
- They were little. |
| 00:38:43 |
This is not |
| 00:38:45 |
Your father is never gonna |
| 00:38:48 |
- He'll come around. |
| 00:38:51 |
Baby, I love you no matter what, all right? |
| 00:38:55 |
My family is my family, but you're my boo, |
| 00:39:00 |
Nobody's gonna come in between that. |
| 00:39:03 |
Love conquers all. |
| 00:39:06 |
Isn't that what you told me |
| 00:39:11 |
I love you. |
| 00:39:14 |
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) |
| 00:39:17 |
Hold that thought. |
| 00:39:30 |
ASHLEY: Hey, Monster, |
| 00:39:34 |
How you doing, baby? I heard you was |
| 00:39:37 |
- Okay. |
| 00:39:40 |
This is my boyfriend, Mike. |
| 00:39:47 |
- Nice to meet you, homie. |
| 00:39:50 |
Nice to meet you... Monster, it was? |
| 00:39:52 |
Yeah, Mr. Monster. |
| 00:39:54 |
Mr... That's cool. |
| 00:39:58 |
You know what? I've always had a crush |
| 00:40:01 |
- Let me just get my arm out. |
| 00:40:06 |
Did you and Ashley go to school together |
| 00:40:10 |
You know what? You look better |
| 00:40:13 |
Thank you. |
| 00:40:15 |
MRS. JENKINS: Ashley, can you come |
| 00:40:17 |
- Gotta go, thanks. |
| 00:40:22 |
- You know, I was... |
| 00:40:26 |
I'll spit all over you, you hear me? |
| 00:40:29 |
- Where you from? |
| 00:40:32 |
- No, I said what set you from? |
| 00:40:35 |
You know what I mean, nigga. |
| 00:40:36 |
What set, what hood, |
| 00:40:39 |
Gang... Oh, no, no, no, I'm not... |
| 00:40:42 |
I'm not into all that. |
| 00:40:45 |
- What are you into? |
| 00:40:48 |
You... What was that word |
| 00:40:50 |
Come on, come on, say it, say it, |
| 00:40:57 |
MICHAEL: Cop. |
| 00:41:00 |
Help. Help. |
| 00:41:04 |
Let him go, let him go, Monster, |
| 00:41:07 |
No, this is your last day on Earth, cop. |
| 00:41:09 |
One-time killed my brother. |
| 00:41:19 |
- Daddy? Monster, he tripping again. |
| 00:41:28 |
What did I tell you? |
| 00:41:30 |
Not to step foot |
| 00:41:32 |
Motherfucker! |
| 00:41:34 |
Bust your ass again |
| 00:41:36 |
I was just leaving, Mr. Jenkins. |
| 00:41:37 |
You'd better! |
| 00:41:41 |
Big son of a bitch. |
| 00:41:49 |
You all right? |
| 00:41:51 |
Yeah, I'm fine, |
| 00:41:53 |
Not you, asshole. |
| 00:41:55 |
I'm talking to my daughter. |
| 00:41:57 |
I'm fine, Daddy. I'm fine. |
| 00:42:02 |
And you're supposed to be |
| 00:42:10 |
The shit I do for your love. |
| 00:42:16 |
You hungry? |
| 00:42:20 |
So, your dad really wanted you |
| 00:42:22 |
Yeah. |
| 00:42:24 |
I mean, his dad and my dad, |
| 00:42:28 |
And it kind of seemed like |
| 00:42:33 |
- Up until he robbed that bank. |
| 00:42:36 |
Yeah, he's been in jail |
| 00:42:42 |
- How much time did he get? |
| 00:42:46 |
And this is the man |
| 00:42:49 |
Yeah. |
| 00:42:52 |
I love you, Ashley. |
| 00:42:54 |
But I ain't robbing no banks |
| 00:43:01 |
Ashley. |
| 00:43:07 |
Don't forget where you are, young lady. |
| 00:43:10 |
Now, this thing came in the mail |
| 00:43:13 |
- What is it? |
| 00:43:17 |
Didn't have a return address on it. |
| 00:43:32 |
Come on, baby, break this up right here, |
| 00:43:46 |
I can never get comfortable on this couch. |
| 00:43:50 |
Where'd that come from? |
| 00:43:52 |
Look, baby, it's Malik. |
| 00:43:57 |
Hey, baby. It's Malik. |
| 00:44:00 |
Daddy, do we have to watch this? |
| 00:44:02 |
How come you block all my calls |
| 00:44:05 |
Ashley, let's just watch it |
| 00:44:07 |
it might be something really nice. |
| 00:44:09 |
And return all my letters. Unread. |
| 00:44:14 |
I just thought |
| 00:44:16 |
Thanks to this new videogram program, |
| 00:44:18 |
put together |
| 00:44:21 |
I'm able to send you |
| 00:44:27 |
Just for you. |
| 00:44:29 |
They say it helps keep us |
| 00:44:32 |
You probably wondering |
| 00:44:35 |
'Cause you got a big old, fat, juicy ass, girl, |
| 00:44:41 |
Them motherfuckers float over my head |
| 00:44:45 |
Plus, Daddy just wanna make sure |
| 00:44:48 |
Me? I'm cool, you know what I'm saying? |
| 00:44:52 |
Long as there ain't no crooked cop |
| 00:44:55 |
Getting shanked by a nigga. |
| 00:44:56 |
Motherfucker trying to... You know, |
| 00:44:59 |
treat me like I'm some kind of |
| 00:45:03 |
Or a motherfucker |
| 00:45:05 |
with all that bullshit |
| 00:45:07 |
Still trying to figure out |
| 00:45:10 |
and they ain't even had |
| 00:45:15 |
Other than that, |
| 00:45:17 |
prison's been a positive, |
| 00:45:23 |
I never told you what went wrong |
| 00:45:28 |
You know, it wasn't the "alleged" bank |
| 00:45:34 |
It was the amount of explosives |
| 00:45:39 |
They tried to charge me |
| 00:45:41 |
I ain't no motherfucking terrorist! |
| 00:45:43 |
I don't fit the motherfucking description, |
| 00:45:48 |
Anyway, I just opened up 'cause, |
| 00:45:51 |
I guess it's my institutionalized way |
| 00:45:59 |
You knows, what we had, baby, |
| 00:46:03 |
You remember that time, |
| 00:46:07 |
when I came to pick you up? |
| 00:46:09 |
And everybody like, "Who the fuck |
| 00:46:11 |
"You know, coming to grab |
| 00:46:14 |
Like I was some kind of child molester |
| 00:46:16 |
You know what I'm saying? Remember |
| 00:46:18 |
and all them little bitches ran? |
| 00:46:20 |
All right, I took you down |
| 00:46:23 |
And I taught you how to do it tiger-style. |
| 00:46:27 |
I will never forget that shit, |
| 00:46:31 |
Power of duct tape. |
| 00:46:35 |
Girl, there ain't a day go by |
| 00:46:37 |
I don't think about you. |
| 00:46:39 |
When I'm shanking the shit out of a |
| 00:46:45 |
Yeah, when I'm squirting the motherfucker |
| 00:46:48 |
all between that motherfucker's cell, |
| 00:46:55 |
I'm thinking about you, girl. |
| 00:46:57 |
When I'm in this motherfucking cell, |
| 00:47:00 |
You know what I'm saying? |
| 00:47:02 |
You know, I'm not really by myself, |
| 00:47:04 |
you know what I'm saying? |
| 00:47:07 |
I got my motherfucker... |
| 00:47:10 |
Petroleum jelly. |
| 00:47:14 |
$1.99. |
| 00:47:16 |
Commissary. They got deals |
| 00:47:22 |
And I start beating up on the defendant. |
| 00:47:25 |
Guilty, guilty, guilty. |
| 00:47:29 |
I'm thinking about you, girl. |
| 00:47:31 |
Daddy, please shut this off. |
| 00:47:39 |
MAN: Guard, get in here. |
| 00:47:43 |
Oh, man, what the fuck you want? |
| 00:47:45 |
Every time a nigga |
| 00:47:48 |
here come your tight-suit-wearing |
| 00:47:50 |
- Put your hands up against the wall. |
| 00:47:51 |
GUARD: Put your hands down, |
| 00:47:53 |
MALIK: Nigga, you gonna jack it off for me? |
| 00:47:55 |
GUARD: Get down on... |
| 00:48:09 |
What the fuck you looking at, |
| 00:48:18 |
Cover's on the side of the couch, |
| 00:48:23 |
And, Ashley, I think it's about time |
| 00:48:31 |
(GROWLING) |
| 00:48:36 |
Tiger-style. |
| 00:48:38 |
(GROWLING) |
| 00:48:40 |
Whatever. |
| 00:49:06 |
Michael? |
| 00:49:09 |
Baby. |
| 00:49:11 |
- What are you doing here? |
| 00:49:16 |
- What about your daddy? |
| 00:49:25 |
Big girls do big people things. |
| 00:49:31 |
Baby. |
| 00:49:33 |
- Really, we should... |
| 00:49:36 |
- We should keep this PG-13. |
| 00:49:52 |
- Baby, be gentle. |
| 00:49:57 |
That's it. |
| 00:50:07 |
(MUMBLING) |
| 00:50:10 |
Wake it up, asshole. |
| 00:50:20 |
It's breakfast. |
| 00:50:23 |
'Cause we don't want no hard dicks |
| 00:50:34 |
- Good morning, baby. |
| 00:50:37 |
(GROANING) |
| 00:50:40 |
MICHAEL: Good morning. |
| 00:50:43 |
Okay, Michael, |
| 00:50:48 |
Oh, great, okay, it's a pleasure |
| 00:50:52 |
No, baby, this is my mama's parents, |
| 00:50:57 |
Yeah, and you get that shit right. |
| 00:51:02 |
Very nice to meet you, |
| 00:51:05 |
- Glad to meet you, too, son. |
| 00:51:11 |
You'll have to excuse her, |
| 00:51:15 |
- What? |
| 00:51:19 |
He's a nice young man. |
| 00:51:22 |
Too bad you couldn't have met |
| 00:51:29 |
Now I've said something to you before |
| 00:51:31 |
Don't come over here |
| 00:51:33 |
- Not today, please, Papa. |
| 00:51:36 |
You need to shut up. |
| 00:51:40 |
Your daddy about to get |
| 00:51:43 |
- That's what's gonna down... |
| 00:51:45 |
Hey, hey! |
| 00:51:50 |
This is Michael's first visit with us. |
| 00:51:52 |
You want the young man to think |
| 00:51:55 |
We is. |
| 00:51:57 |
Yeah, you're right. |
| 00:52:01 |
What is it you do for a living, Mike? |
| 00:52:05 |
Somebody pass me the bacon. |
| 00:52:09 |
I'm a police officer. |
| 00:52:12 |
- As in, "cop"? |
| 00:52:16 |
- Might be nice to have a cop in the family. |
| 00:52:21 |
- Really? |
| 00:52:24 |
Yeah. |
| 00:52:26 |
I've got a couple of moving violations, |
| 00:52:31 |
We can talk about that later, you know, |
| 00:52:35 |
- Yeah, he doesn't really do that. |
| 00:52:37 |
You know, we can talk about that later. |
| 00:52:40 |
JUNE BUG: Good morning, y'all, what's up, |
| 00:52:42 |
MR. BROWN: Hey, June Bug! |
| 00:52:45 |
(CHATTERING) |
| 00:52:48 |
Have a look at all the senior sexy in here. |
| 00:52:53 |
- What's that I smell? |
| 00:52:56 |
Bullshit! That's reefer I smell. |
| 00:52:59 |
You've been smoking reefer |
| 00:53:06 |
No, Grandpa, you know |
| 00:53:08 |
I saved you some. |
| 00:53:10 |
- Some of that biblical-type mind... |
| 00:53:16 |
Careful what you say now. |
| 00:53:22 |
Babylon is in the house. |
| 00:53:27 |
Five-O. |
| 00:53:30 |
- Morning. |
| 00:53:32 |
Kind of uncomfortable with me sitting |
| 00:53:35 |
You're used to me being in the back seat, |
| 00:53:37 |
Do something now. Do something now! |
| 00:53:40 |
Anyway, before I was |
| 00:53:45 |
Later on, at the dinner we's having |
| 00:53:48 |
Right, I was gonna announce my |
| 00:53:51 |
I got her over there from like Monte... |
| 00:53:54 |
She's like from places where they don't... |
| 00:53:56 |
You know, where they be speaking |
| 00:53:58 |
Like I say this, |
| 00:54:03 |
Unfortunately, |
| 00:54:07 |
Consummate. |
| 00:54:09 |
- What, Mama? The word you told me... |
| 00:54:12 |
Before we got a chance to get together, |
| 00:54:16 |
(ALL EXCLAIMING) |
| 00:54:18 |
- MRS. BROWN: That dirty bitch. |
| 00:54:22 |
Talking about she was |
| 00:54:24 |
she says, you know, |
| 00:54:27 |
Keeping it pimping like Daddy. |
| 00:54:29 |
Keep it pimping like Daddy |
| 00:54:32 |
Like you said, Daddy, |
| 00:54:34 |
"Ten years, fuck the bitch," |
| 00:54:36 |
Daddy was like, "After 10 years, |
| 00:54:39 |
"Your mama barely got by," |
| 00:54:40 |
you remember |
| 00:54:41 |
You were like, "She was cool, |
| 00:54:45 |
Hey, you know, Ashley and I, we kind of |
| 00:54:53 |
- We've been dating for quite some time. |
| 00:54:56 |
Yeah, I'm tired, too, man. |
| 00:54:59 |
Grandpa, you wanna go do that? |
| 00:55:00 |
JUNE BUG: I'm tired. |
| 00:55:03 |
RAY RAY: I'm right behind you. |
| 00:55:07 |
Don't you all just drop the dishes |
| 00:55:10 |
ASHLEY: We know, we know, |
| 00:55:20 |
I don't believe we've met. |
| 00:55:25 |
MAN ANNOUNCING ON TV: We'll be |
| 00:55:27 |
part of our Thanksgiving Day |
| 00:55:58 |
Well, this is some marathon. |
| 00:56:02 |
Yeah. |
| 00:56:32 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:56:35 |
Would you help me |
| 00:56:39 |
I'd be happy to. |
| 00:56:57 |
(MRS. BROWN MOANING) |
| 00:57:00 |
MR. BROWN: Oh, pussy, that's it. |
| 00:57:02 |
MRS. BROWN: Oh, it's sure on, Daddy! |
| 00:57:04 |
(MR. BROWN LAUGHING) |
| 00:57:08 |
MRS. BROWN: You gonna give me |
| 00:57:11 |
- Did your grandma... |
| 00:57:16 |
(JENKINS LAUGHING) |
| 00:57:19 |
Yeah, you know, everybody was out there |
| 00:57:22 |
I burned the whole goddamn turkey. |
| 00:57:24 |
It had the stuffing and the plastic |
| 00:57:27 |
Oh, my Lord! |
| 00:57:30 |
Why'd you bring that shit up right now? |
| 00:57:32 |
I thought my daddy was never gonna |
| 00:57:36 |
Yeah, well, he hasn't, |
| 00:57:40 |
Which brings me to my next point. |
| 00:57:43 |
You see the way in which |
| 00:57:45 |
- Yeah, I see that. |
| 00:57:48 |
Never have. |
| 00:57:53 |
Where you going with this, baby? |
| 00:57:55 |
You're treating Michael |
| 00:57:58 |
- No, it ain't the same. |
| 00:58:00 |
No, it ain't. Goddamn it, it ain't. |
| 00:58:03 |
Now, that boy's a stinking-ass cop, |
| 00:58:06 |
Oh, come on, now. |
| 00:58:08 |
You know, you are much too old |
| 00:58:12 |
seize-the-time black power crap. |
| 00:58:16 |
Now, I know damn well |
| 00:58:18 |
who used to march side by side |
| 00:58:21 |
the pick with the fist on it, |
| 00:58:23 |
and that damn dashiki, |
| 00:58:27 |
Well, if you haven't noticed, |
| 00:58:31 |
You know, I joined the work force. |
| 00:58:33 |
What's that got to do |
| 00:58:35 |
It's a different world today, Jake. |
| 00:58:37 |
You got everybody wanting to be a thug |
| 00:58:42 |
You ought to be glad |
| 00:58:44 |
with some gang-banger named Poop Dog, |
| 00:58:47 |
with his pants hanging half off his ass. |
| 00:58:50 |
Well, baby, ain't nothing wrong with that, |
| 00:58:51 |
that's the way |
| 00:58:53 |
- that's the style. |
| 00:58:55 |
Please, if we'd have had it your way, |
| 00:58:57 |
she'd have ended up married |
| 00:59:01 |
She'd be his ninth baby mama by now. |
| 00:59:03 |
She'd be raising the child all by herself, |
| 00:59:10 |
- Quadruple life. |
| 00:59:13 |
You know, you ought to be glad |
| 00:59:16 |
with a man got a job, |
| 00:59:20 |
Jake, baby, |
| 00:59:22 |
you know, you keep this up, |
| 00:59:25 |
further and further away |
| 00:59:51 |
Better not nobody say nothing |
| 00:59:55 |
Took me three days to make this, |
| 00:59:56 |
I don't wanna hear no, |
| 00:59:59 |
Or it's gonna be on. |
| 01:00:06 |
(ALL SNIFFING) |
| 01:00:16 |
Okay, okay. |
| 01:00:19 |
Yeah, so, Ashley, |
| 01:00:23 |
I mean, y'all talking marriage, |
| 01:00:26 |
- Maybe. |
| 01:00:30 |
- MOOKIE: I think he's a keeper. |
| 01:00:32 |
I just get so upset that Daddy and him |
| 01:00:37 |
Sweetie-pie, you can't be |
| 01:00:40 |
Girl, I can't think of one boyfriend I had |
| 01:00:44 |
The last one I had that he liked was Malik. |
| 01:00:46 |
- Now that ought to tell you something. |
| 01:00:49 |
Is that boy still locked up? |
| 01:00:51 |
- Four life sentences. I think so. |
| 01:00:56 |
Baby, you know when your |
| 01:01:00 |
I thought your daddy |
| 01:01:04 |
but she up and married him anyway. |
| 01:01:07 |
- Thank you, Mama. |
| 01:01:15 |
You know what, baby? |
| 01:01:17 |
As long as he hitting that spot |
| 01:01:21 |
you know everything is all right. |
| 01:01:26 |
Where your daddy at? |
| 01:01:29 |
Mr. Brown? Mr. Brown. |
| 01:01:36 |
Mr. Brown. |
| 01:01:39 |
Go, go, go! Ain't this part a bitch? |
| 01:01:42 |
The boy did fumble the ball |
| 01:01:44 |
How in the hell do you drop the ball |
| 01:01:47 |
- Damn. |
| 01:01:49 |
I done told you about cussing |
| 01:01:51 |
Get your little ass out of here. |
| 01:01:54 |
I wonder where the hell |
| 01:01:57 |
Probably from you, you ignorant ass. |
| 01:02:01 |
- Keep talking, wheelchair bitch. |
| 01:02:05 |
And I'm gonna whoop off |
| 01:02:07 |
like your step-daddy should have, |
| 01:02:09 |
You freckle-faced bitch. |
| 01:02:11 |
Hey, y'all come on now, it's Thanksgiving. |
| 01:02:14 |
Get this pussy out of my face. |
| 01:02:16 |
You better give thanks that I don't whoop |
| 01:02:20 |
- Baby. |
| 01:02:23 |
- Okay. |
| 01:02:24 |
Grandpa. Damn. Dinner's ready, y'all. |
| 01:02:27 |
Y'all think y'all can stop fighting |
| 01:02:30 |
I'll let him slide that long. |
| 01:02:33 |
Come on, go, go, go. |
| 01:02:35 |
I'm going to take the batteries out of |
| 01:02:38 |
Take this battery, bitch. |
| 01:02:44 |
MAN ANNOUNCING ON TV: Scott Stevens |
| 01:02:47 |
Oh, and it's a completed pass to Stevens! |
| 01:02:56 |
Good game. |
| 01:02:58 |
Approaching the red zone. |
| 01:02:59 |
And it looks like it's going to be |
| 01:03:17 |
MRS. JENKINS: Let's bless the table. |
| 01:03:20 |
All right. |
| 01:03:23 |
Y'all weren't gonna say no grace |
| 01:03:25 |
June Bug, sit your crazy ass down. |
| 01:03:29 |
Let's bless our table. Bow our heads. |
| 01:03:33 |
Dear heavenly Father, thank you |
| 01:03:38 |
Thank you for my entire family, |
| 01:03:40 |
as well as our new extended |
| 01:03:45 |
We thank you for this food, |
| 01:03:48 |
and we pray that the hands |
| 01:03:53 |
- Amen. |
| 01:03:55 |
- Amen, daughter. |
| 01:03:56 |
Let's grub, let's grub! |
| 01:03:58 |
Get back into hearing amen |
| 01:04:00 |
And whatever come after "A" and "men..." |
| 01:04:03 |
June Bug, get your fingers out the turkey. |
| 01:04:06 |
In front of people, don't do it? |
| 01:04:08 |
- What's wrong with you? |
| 01:04:11 |
These candy yams look delicious. |
| 01:04:14 |
Yes. My mama made them. |
| 01:04:17 |
Thank you, baby. |
| 01:04:18 |
Aren't you gonna try |
| 01:04:24 |
- I'm afraid I don't eat pork, ma'am. |
| 01:04:29 |
A black man that don't eat pork |
| 01:04:34 |
Don't be rude, boy. |
| 01:04:35 |
Go on and eat some of the ham. |
| 01:04:39 |
Got cloves in it. |
| 01:04:42 |
MRS. BROWN: Yeah, just try a little taste. |
| 01:04:45 |
MR. BROWN: Yeah, eat up. |
| 01:04:47 |
MRS. BROWN: Go on, |
| 01:04:49 |
All right, just for you. Just a little piece. |
| 01:04:54 |
Just a little piece. There you go. |
| 01:04:57 |
Baby, that ain't enough |
| 01:05:00 |
Come on and try this ham. Come on. |
| 01:05:03 |
JENKINS: Yes, shove it in his mouth. |
| 01:05:05 |
- Chew, nigga. |
| 01:05:06 |
JUNE BUG: Get used to that. |
| 01:05:07 |
RAY RAY: Chew. |
| 01:05:11 |
It's good. It's real good. |
| 01:05:13 |
Good. Anybody else want some ham? |
| 01:05:16 |
- No. |
| 01:05:17 |
No. I can't do it now. |
| 01:05:19 |
- No. |
| 01:05:22 |
ASHLEY: Love you, Grandma. |
| 01:05:25 |
- Lil' Ray, that's enough. |
| 01:05:29 |
You better eat all of them vegetables up |
| 01:05:31 |
and you'll be backed up. |
| 01:05:38 |
Potatoe salad. |
| 01:05:43 |
Who made the potatoe salad? |
| 01:05:45 |
RAY RAY: This motherfucker... |
| 01:05:46 |
JUNE BUG: Oh, shit. |
| 01:05:51 |
Why, huh? Why, nigga? |
| 01:05:54 |
You don't walk into a fast-food restaurant |
| 01:05:58 |
Do you waddle up into Roscoe's and ask |
| 01:06:02 |
Huh? No, no, no, you don't. |
| 01:06:04 |
So why does it matter |
| 01:06:08 |
- It don't really matter. |
| 01:06:11 |
Now, scoop some up on your |
| 01:06:17 |
Now! |
| 01:06:19 |
- Scooping. Scooping. |
| 01:06:21 |
- Scoop, nigga. |
| 01:06:22 |
- Scoop right here. |
| 01:06:23 |
- He didn't mean it, Mookie. |
| 01:06:27 |
You know he didn't mean it. |
| 01:06:28 |
There's nothing wrong |
| 01:06:30 |
Yeah. |
| 01:06:32 |
Your potatoe salad is dry. |
| 01:06:35 |
- MRS. BROWN: Yeah, it like the desert. |
| 01:06:39 |
It is not dry. |
| 01:06:44 |
I just didn't have enough mayonnaise |
| 01:06:47 |
That's right. |
| 01:06:48 |
What about the year before last? |
| 01:06:52 |
All right. All right, dear. |
| 01:06:54 |
I mean, what about that nasty ham |
| 01:06:57 |
What? |
| 01:07:00 |
- I thought it was good. |
| 01:07:01 |
- Shut your ass up. |
| 01:07:03 |
You about to get your ass whipped, boy. |
| 01:07:05 |
Since we're speaking of nasty, |
| 01:07:08 |
what about this nasty-ass raw turkey |
| 01:07:14 |
- You better watch your damn mouth. |
| 01:07:15 |
You know what, son of a bitch? |
| 01:07:18 |
I didn't want you |
| 01:07:20 |
Yeah, this turkey is good. |
| 01:07:23 |
It ain't nothing wrong with this turkey. |
| 01:07:26 |
Rare, my ass. The turkey is raw. |
| 01:07:31 |
- It's raw every goddamn year. |
| 01:07:35 |
Last year, you cooked up |
| 01:07:38 |
with the giblets still inside |
| 01:07:42 |
And the plastic bag was raw. |
| 01:07:44 |
You say another fucking word, I'll carve |
| 01:07:47 |
- The shit is raw and bad. |
| 01:07:51 |
Your ass is raw. |
| 01:07:52 |
That's why I have to drink |
| 01:07:57 |
to wash the shit down. |
| 01:07:59 |
You said you liked my punch, Papa. |
| 01:08:03 |
(ALL GROANING) |
| 01:08:05 |
(ALL CHATTERING) |
| 01:08:10 |
They gonna be cracking in here |
| 01:08:12 |
- No, I ain't taking no ass-whooping. |
| 01:08:15 |
Take the goddamn carver |
| 01:08:18 |
Ray Ray, rip his ass. |
| 01:08:20 |
That ain't your son, no way. That ain't... |
| 01:08:22 |
Get him, Grandpa! |
| 01:08:27 |
(ALL YELLING) |
| 01:08:38 |
MR. BROWN: Bring your bags. |
| 01:08:39 |
I'm getting out of this ragged |
| 01:08:44 |
Never forgiving that fool. |
| 01:08:51 |
I don't need it... Come on, get the hell out. |
| 01:08:53 |
If we wanted to be treated like this, |
| 01:08:58 |
and had dinner with the homeless |
| 01:09:02 |
Well, you know what, you son of a bitch? |
| 01:09:05 |
Stop it, Jake. |
| 01:09:07 |
JENKINS: I don't like your goddamn father, |
| 01:09:09 |
That ain't the point. These are my parents. |
| 01:09:11 |
Mama, Daddy, please stay. I'm sorry. |
| 01:09:15 |
What's she sorry about? |
| 01:09:18 |
She is sorry |
| 01:09:21 |
to be so rude to her mother and her father. |
| 01:09:25 |
MRS. BROWN: Who's her mother |
| 01:09:27 |
- Jesus Christ, she's crazy... |
| 01:09:29 |
Stop it. |
| 01:09:30 |
Come on, baby, |
| 01:09:32 |
JENKINS: That'll be a good goddamn idea. |
| 01:09:34 |
- Come on, Daddy. |
| 01:09:36 |
All right. |
| 01:09:38 |
Where we gonna have |
| 01:09:42 |
- Mama. |
| 01:09:45 |
- Come back Christmas, Mama. |
| 01:09:50 |
- Take your ragged-ass hat with you. |
| 01:09:52 |
- Take that shit... |
| 01:09:55 |
I'm tired of it. |
| 01:09:56 |
It took me three damn days |
| 01:09:59 |
You would think for once I wouldn't have |
| 01:10:02 |
(RAY RAY CHATTERING) |
| 01:10:03 |
- It was good. It was good. |
| 01:10:07 |
Y'all, I'm sorry I acted the way I did, |
| 01:10:10 |
- can French kiss my ass. |
| 01:10:13 |
Hey, Ray Ray, you be good. |
| 01:10:17 |
Well, there goes Thanksgiving. |
| 01:10:19 |
I told you when I seen that little boy, |
| 01:10:22 |
the little motherfucker |
| 01:10:24 |
It wasn't his fault, Daddy. |
| 01:10:26 |
Yeah, whatever. |
| 01:10:31 |
God! |
| 01:10:36 |
There's plenty of food left |
| 01:10:42 |
Thanks, Mom. |
| 01:10:49 |
June... |
| 01:10:51 |
You have the right to remain |
| 01:10:55 |
Anything the fuck you say, |
| 01:11:01 |
in the streets I'm motherfucking with. |
| 01:11:08 |
- This is all my fault. |
| 01:11:12 |
Believe it or not, |
| 01:11:16 |
Thanks, but that really doesn't |
| 01:11:20 |
Well, we're leaving tomorrow. |
| 01:11:24 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa. |
| 01:11:28 |
What about making |
| 01:11:33 |
- It's gonna have to wait. |
| 01:11:36 |
Look, I'm sorry, but... |
| 01:11:40 |
Sorry, we'll just have to talk about it |
| 01:11:46 |
Try to get some sleep. |
| 01:12:05 |
Frank, yeah, what's up, man? |
| 01:12:09 |
I know I haven't talked to you |
| 01:12:12 |
And I missed your wedding |
| 01:12:15 |
Yeah, I know all that, okay, |
| 01:12:18 |
This is important. I need a big favor. |
| 01:12:29 |
MRS. JENKINS: All right, baby. |
| 01:12:31 |
(JENKINS GROANING) |
| 01:12:35 |
- Jake. |
| 01:12:36 |
- Take your shirt off. |
| 01:12:37 |
- Baby, you're sweating my hair. |
| 01:12:40 |
(SNORING) |
| 01:13:05 |
(THUDDING) |
| 01:13:13 |
(WHISPERING) Frank. Frank, is that you? |
| 01:13:15 |
- Is that you? |
| 01:13:18 |
You didn't tell me |
| 01:13:20 |
Man, there's dogs out there. Pit bulls. |
| 01:13:23 |
Look, man, are you sure |
| 01:13:25 |
Yeah, they do, but don't worry |
| 01:13:27 |
- What? |
| 01:13:29 |
How come you didn't wear |
| 01:13:32 |
Ain't nobody gonna believe |
| 01:13:34 |
- They didn't have any at the 99 cent store. |
| 01:13:37 |
Besides, people'll just think |
| 01:13:40 |
Whatever. Come on. Come on. |
| 01:13:44 |
- Come on. Help me move this coffee table. |
| 01:13:46 |
This is where I'm gonna whoop you at, |
| 01:13:48 |
Sounds good to me. Yeah. |
| 01:13:52 |
All right. Cool. Cool. All right. |
| 01:13:55 |
- Let's be... 'Cause... |
| 01:13:57 |
They'll see me when they come down. |
| 01:14:01 |
- Yeah, good thinking. |
| 01:14:03 |
- Here we go. |
| 01:14:05 |
Now we gonna do this just like |
| 01:14:07 |
Nothing different. Stay loose. |
| 01:14:12 |
Go. |
| 01:14:13 |
(GLASS BREAKING) |
| 01:14:14 |
Santa Claus? |
| 01:14:16 |
(MICHAEL YELLING) |
| 01:14:18 |
- Who's that, baby? |
| 01:14:19 |
Come up in this motherfucker? |
| 01:14:23 |
Good. Right where I left it. |
| 01:14:26 |
Come on! |
| 01:14:29 |
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. |
| 01:14:31 |
(FRANK GROANING) |
| 01:14:34 |
(ALL SHOUTING) |
| 01:14:38 |
I got this. I got this. I got this. |
| 01:14:43 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 01:14:45 |
(ALL CLAMORING) |
| 01:14:47 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 01:14:57 |
(WOMAN CHATTERING |
| 01:15:04 |
(GROANING) |
| 01:15:05 |
Teach you to fuck |
| 01:15:11 |
Michael. |
| 01:15:13 |
How could you do this? |
| 01:15:15 |
FRANK: Oh, God. |
| 01:15:24 |
I have no idea how he knew my name. |
| 01:15:28 |
Really? |
| 01:15:30 |
Wait. Wait a minute. |
| 01:15:34 |
No. |
| 01:15:38 |
Well, kind of. |
| 01:15:41 |
What the fuck do you mean, "Kind of," |
| 01:15:43 |
Yeah, what do you mean, Michael? |
| 01:15:48 |
MRS. JENKINS: Michael, please tell me |
| 01:15:51 |
JENKINS: Hell, no. |
| 01:15:54 |
Look, I just figured if... |
| 01:15:58 |
I figured if I staged a burglary, |
| 01:16:01 |
your dad would like me. |
| 01:16:02 |
Then we could tell him |
| 01:16:08 |
Married? Hell, no. |
| 01:16:13 |
I would never allow my daughter |
| 01:16:18 |
You put my family in jeopardy |
| 01:16:20 |
with this nonsense |
| 01:16:23 |
Look, sir... |
| 01:16:24 |
Tell the paramedics to come back. |
| 01:16:28 |
How could you do this, Michael? |
| 01:16:31 |
Baby, I just wanted |
| 01:16:34 |
You said we would be together whether |
| 01:16:38 |
I didn't care whether they liked you or not, |
| 01:16:44 |
Maybe we shouldn't be together. |
| 01:16:46 |
- No, Ashley, Ashley, don't... |
| 01:16:50 |
Just get your shit and get out. |
| 01:17:16 |
I am truly disappointed. |
| 01:18:43 |
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) |
| 01:18:45 |
Baby, we're about to hit rush hour traffic. |
| 01:18:50 |
Tell me, Daddy, |
| 01:18:55 |
- 'Cause the boy's a pig, Ashley. |
| 01:19:00 |
What was so wrong with him? |
| 01:19:02 |
He's a punk. |
| 01:19:04 |
The boy is soft. |
| 01:19:07 |
- Is that it? |
| 01:19:12 |
Me being happy. |
| 01:19:13 |
And that makes you happy? |
| 01:19:19 |
Staged robberies in my house |
| 01:19:22 |
No. |
| 01:19:24 |
Me being with Michael makes me happy. |
| 01:19:29 |
I love everything about him. His laugh, |
| 01:19:34 |
his personality, everything. |
| 01:19:38 |
But he's a pig, Ashley. |
| 01:19:42 |
Daddy, it's not the '60s anymore. God! |
| 01:19:48 |
Decent black men, proud black men |
| 01:19:51 |
Well, I don't know anything |
| 01:19:56 |
Isn't civil rights and equal opportunity |
| 01:19:58 |
what you guys were fighting for |
| 01:20:02 |
Yeah. |
| 01:20:03 |
Yeah, well, I'll say Michael |
| 01:20:07 |
A proud black man |
| 01:20:11 |
who just happens to be a police officer. |
| 01:20:17 |
Daddy, if that's not an example |
| 01:20:27 |
Ashley, baby, we gotta go. |
| 01:20:59 |
Hey, Mike. |
| 01:21:02 |
Hey, man, I'm sorry to hear |
| 01:21:06 |
It's all right. |
| 01:21:09 |
So, she is single now. |
| 01:21:12 |
Sorry, tough break. |
| 01:21:15 |
Mike, you know how we do? |
| 01:21:18 |
You know what I'm saying? |
| 01:21:20 |
Yeah, you know, I got divorced |
| 01:21:24 |
- Dude, it was rough. |
| 01:21:26 |
Yeah, but they say |
| 01:21:29 |
You're just on your first, you know... |
| 01:21:34 |
Mike, let me get him out of here. |
| 01:21:38 |
talk to me, give me a call, whatever. |
| 01:21:40 |
You're good. I appreciate that. |
| 01:21:41 |
- Cool? |
| 01:21:42 |
- You're sure? |
| 01:21:43 |
- Let's go. |
| 01:21:45 |
Come on, White. Damn. |
| 01:21:57 |
Hey, young blood. How you doing? |
| 01:22:03 |
What are you doing here? |
| 01:22:10 |
Is there somewhere that |
| 01:22:14 |
Yeah, yeah. You know, we could... |
| 01:22:17 |
Right here. |
| 01:22:30 |
Have a seat, son. |
| 01:22:33 |
Now, I came down here to rap with you |
| 01:22:38 |
'cause I didn't like what went down |
| 01:22:41 |
- Listen, Mr. Jenkins, I didn't... |
| 01:22:45 |
Now, |
| 01:22:48 |
to say that me and the pigs... |
| 01:22:55 |
I mean, law enforcement, have an |
| 01:23:01 |
Not only was there |
| 01:23:04 |
of a police officer, |
| 01:23:07 |
but it's the fact that the pigs... |
| 01:23:12 |
I'm sorry, the cops, |
| 01:23:15 |
along with the Federal Government, |
| 01:23:19 |
plotted to take my party down. |
| 01:23:23 |
They infiltrated my organization |
| 01:23:29 |
turning a lot of us into snitches, |
| 01:23:35 |
They would have you to believe |
| 01:23:41 |
We wasn't no gang. |
| 01:23:44 |
We had all kinds of beautiful programs |
| 01:23:48 |
We had after-school programs, |
| 01:23:53 |
we registered our people to vote. |
| 01:23:55 |
All we were trying to do |
| 01:24:05 |
Thanks. |
| 01:24:08 |
And my feeling for police officers |
| 01:24:17 |
But I came here to tell you |
| 01:24:20 |
that my feelings for my daughter |
| 01:24:26 |
I see the way that she loves you |
| 01:24:31 |
and I don't want to lose my baby girl. |
| 01:24:35 |
So I came here to tell you |
| 01:24:41 |
that I would be happy |
| 01:24:46 |
As long as you don't stage no more |
| 01:24:54 |
No more "Keystone Kop," "Shaft" shit, |
| 01:25:01 |
All right, I won't fuck with you |
| 01:25:08 |
I don't have to eat pork, do I? |
| 01:25:10 |
Well, you know, I was always conflicted |
| 01:25:12 |
about the pork issue |
| 01:25:15 |
I mean, pork ain't never killed nobody. |
| 01:25:20 |
Okay, no pork. |
| 01:25:24 |
Hey, look, I just want to say |
| 01:25:28 |
I'm sorry for being so hard on you. |
| 01:25:32 |
No, that... No, it's... |
| 01:25:37 |
That's right. That's good enough |
| 01:25:40 |
Now fall back, now. Fall back. |
| 01:25:42 |
- Okay, no. |
| 01:25:48 |
- Who's in there? |
| 01:26:01 |
Hey, Daddy. |
| 01:26:03 |
Why don't you and him |
| 01:26:14 |
Love conquers all, right? |
| 01:26:18 |
Yeah, baby, yeah. |
| 01:26:32 |
- Chill that metro shit! |
| 01:26:52 |
MICHAEL: So, there it is. |
| 01:26:55 |
Me and Ashley were married |
| 01:26:58 |
in South Central, |
| 01:27:03 |
That is until Christmas at the Jenkins'. |
| 01:27:18 |
Due to some counseling, a good time |
| 01:27:23 |
I'm able to correspond |
| 01:27:26 |
Now, I just wanted to call |
| 01:27:31 |
and congratulate you on your nuptials. |
| 01:27:34 |
You know, with whatever mock-ass nigga |
| 01:27:38 |
Now, I ain't hating, you know, |
| 01:27:41 |
But you know what fucks with me? |
| 01:27:44 |
Is the fact that you'll probably |
| 01:27:46 |
that motherfucking slithering cobra. |
| 01:27:49 |
You know how that helmet gets fatter |
| 01:27:51 |
than a motherfucking fat-rat. |
| 01:27:54 |
You know what I'm saying? You'll never |
| 01:27:57 |
the bull's blow, the rat-a-tat-tat. |
| 01:28:04 |
No, but on the real, you know, |
| 01:28:07 |
congratulations on y'all |
| 01:28:09 |
You know, I ain't no hating. |
| 01:28:12 |
Congratulating like a motherfucker. |
| 01:28:13 |
There's enough pussy to go around. |
| 01:28:16 |
I know there's about 235 bitches |
| 01:28:20 |
since I'm locked the fuck up. |
| 01:28:23 |
Plus that little half a bitch, that midget, |
| 01:28:26 |
Like to toss her around. |
| 01:28:29 |
But you was my favorite girl. Yeah. |
| 01:28:35 |
Hey, on a real, though, |
| 01:28:37 |
that little mock-ass |
| 01:28:40 |
you know, y'all coming out |
| 01:28:42 |
you know, and they start throwing rice, |
| 01:28:46 |
You know what I'm saying? |
| 01:28:48 |
your mama, all them motherfuckers |
| 01:28:51 |
All y'all is some punk motherfuckers. |
| 01:28:54 |
Yeah. G-up! |
| 01:28:58 |
Kiss my motherfucking ass, bitch. |
| 01:29:02 |
"You may now kiss the bride," bitch. |
| 01:29:04 |
He kissing my dick, tell that nigga that. |
| 01:29:08 |
What's that nigga's name? |
| 01:29:11 |
Write me back, baby. |
| 01:29:13 |
Write me back. |
| 01:29:19 |
Thinking about you, always. |
