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00:00:41 # I came from the bottom #
00:00:43 # I made it to the top #
00:00:44 # And I'm married to the game,
00:00:46 # Coming to your town
00:00:48 # Yo, we live from the hood,
00:00:51 # I came from the bottom,
00:00:53 # I'm married to the game,
00:01:05 # I'm gonna drop #
00:01:06 # Whatever I drop is hot #
00:01:07 # It's gonna rock #
00:01:10 # Got so much money,
00:01:13 # Follow me
00:01:15 # I'm gettin' dollars, see,
00:01:18 # Green grass, yeah,
00:01:20 # Million-dollar caddy
00:01:31 #... from the bottom, I made it to the top #
00:01:33 # I'm married to the game,
00:01:35 # Coming to the your town
00:01:38 # We live from the hood,
00:01:40 # I came from the bottom,
00:01:42 # I'm married to the game,
00:01:45 # Coming to your town
00:01:47 # We ride from the hood,
00:01:50 # Yo, drop #
00:01:55 Nice ride
00:01:56 - What’s up, my guy?
00:01:59 - Is that right? Okay
00:02:01 What’s up, G?
00:02:03 Gnarls Barkley
00:02:04 Can you hook my boy up
00:02:06 I think he tryin to get
00:02:08 Hey, thanks a lot
00:02:09 All right? Peace, buddy
00:02:10 - Hey
00:02:12 You still breast feed?
00:02:15 Well, it ain't the Southside
00:02:17 - No
00:02:19 You got to be kidding
00:02:22 Is this the caliber of person
00:02:26 With all due respect, Mr Cummings,
00:02:28 he was the President of
00:02:32 An unfortunate accident
00:02:34 And besides, I cant stand the wife
00:02:37 Denied Next?
00:02:39 Oh, hmm, dykes on spikes
00:02:42 I’m led to believe he does have
00:02:45 Denied Next?
00:02:54 What’s happening, players?
00:02:55 What’s the burning in here?
00:03:01 - Blip pow
00:03:05 I call you back
00:03:06 And how you doin?
00:03:08 May I help you?
00:03:09 Yes, I want to get an application
00:03:13 You don't just apply
00:03:16 You have to be invited
00:03:18 Your eyes blue?
00:03:20 Ooh, I bet they be tryin to kiss you
00:03:29 Denied
00:03:31 Mr Cummings, we have a problem
00:03:35 There’s no problem
00:03:36 - Uh
00:03:38 That ain’t the Rev
00:03:39 I didn’t know Al Sharpton was a member
00:03:41 We in the right place?
00:03:43 How may we help you?
00:03:44 Im in desperate search
00:03:47 Uh, well
00:03:51 We always have a spot in the yard
00:03:53 for an enterprising young man
00:03:56 - What?
00:03:57 Did he call you a nigger?
00:03:58 - Uh...
00:04:00 If you’d prefer,
00:04:02 - Horses?!
00:04:04 - Shovel?!
00:04:06 Nigger, shovel that horse shit
00:04:08 - Meto shovel horse shit?
00:04:11 G, could you please school
00:04:14 Yes, I will
00:04:18 Shout it
00:04:21 You are in the presence
00:04:24 Preach that shit!
00:04:25 The impresario of hip-hop
00:04:28 - Bam!
00:04:33 - Bam!
00:04:36 Bam!
00:04:38 - Tell it, girl
00:04:41 the one, the only, C-Note
00:04:45 Southside
00:04:47 Southside!
00:04:49 Im sorry, Mr Note
00:04:51 I... I don't watch much MTV
00:04:54 As you can see,
00:04:55 were in the middle
00:04:58 for membership, so
00:05:00 Well, we just in time
00:05:02 Im afraid it doesn't work
00:05:04 You see, we have
00:05:08 Stringent
00:05:09 Can I get a stringent on the rocks?
00:05:12 Okay, G, could you please show him
00:05:20 - How's a million?
00:05:24 Keep the rest as a gratuity,
00:05:26 you know, for letting us
00:05:30 You feel me?
00:05:31 No, I don't feel you
00:05:36 This is a very exclusive club
00:05:39 We have a five-year waiting list
00:05:41 A five-year waiting list
00:05:44 of over 600 very qualified candidates
00:05:47 Very qualified
00:05:49 We only have 180 members
00:05:51 I can assure you, Mr Note,
00:05:53 there is not a chance in hell
00:05:57 You feel me?
00:06:00 That’s cold, my brother
00:06:02 Im not your brother
00:06:03 That’s some astringent shit
00:06:05 Please show Mr Note and his friends
00:06:08 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
00:06:12 Were gonna talk
00:06:13 Hes dead
00:06:15 Oh, wait a minute
00:06:16 You moron
00:06:18 Hes dead?
00:06:19 Lets ride
00:06:20 - Lets go
00:06:22 - All this is astringent
00:06:24 We comin back
00:06:27 Well be talkin to you soon
00:06:28 Step outside,
00:06:30 Come on here, girl
00:06:39 Great party house
00:06:40 on one of the best streets
00:06:42 Location, location, location, right?
00:06:46 Oh, it has a six-car garage,
00:06:49 and more square footage
00:06:52 Oh, Tom Cruise lives
00:06:54 His lot size is much smaller
00:06:57 Now, cant you just hear the blender
00:07:01 while you’re kicking back,
00:07:05 - Your what?
00:07:07 Watch your mouth, buddy
00:07:08 Oh, bitches, pretty girls, I get it
00:07:11 I could just smell those lines being cut
00:07:14 Are you pickin up
00:07:16 You feel me, don’t ya?
00:07:17 All right, lets move on
00:07:19 If I haven’t sold you already,
00:07:23 because this is
00:07:26 You have the entire
00:07:29 right here in your back yard
00:07:31 Oh, and that...
00:07:32 that right there is the 17th hole,
00:07:35 made famous
00:07:37 Best hole in all of golf
00:07:39 Yes, you’re a fan
00:07:41 Everybody knows Jacks the man
00:07:42 Yeah, but all about Tiger
00:07:44 - Hes so cute
00:07:47 That was my contact
00:07:50 Everything checks out
00:07:51 All right
00:07:54 Tell your client I need to close
00:07:57 - Can you do that?
00:07:59 You are really going to spice things up around
00:08:02 You bring the sugar
00:08:34 - Honey
00:08:36 I have a lesson with the golf pro today
00:08:38 That’s fine, honey
00:08:39 Just keep your head down
00:08:42 What do you think
00:08:44 Uh, yeah its perfect
00:08:55 Ugh
00:08:57 I think I wear this
00:08:59 it wont restrict my swing
00:09:01 Well, that’s perfect, honey
00:09:03 Just remember,
00:09:04 keep your head down
00:09:14 So when will you make a decision?
00:09:17 Within the next three weeks
00:09:19 Well, I think I speak
00:09:22 when I say
00:09:25 We did have
00:09:27 the year that Jack Nicklaus
00:09:31 Oh, yeah, he had a good round
00:09:32 its only two strokes
00:09:36 Did I ever tell you about that?
00:09:38 Just last week
00:09:40 - Never grows old, sir
00:09:42 Did you hear something?
00:09:44 Uh, I think its coming
00:09:50 Come on, girls, give it to me now
00:09:51 Stay close
00:09:52 - Sexy
00:09:55 - Oh
00:09:57 - Shit
00:10:00 - # Im back #
00:10:04 # Im your fireman,
00:10:07 # I got that fire, Im hollering #
00:10:09 # I got that fire, come and try me #
00:10:10 # You can spark it up,
00:10:13 # Ain’t nobody fucking
00:10:16 # Heatman, Ski Mask,
00:10:19 - # And I don’t even need a G pass #
00:10:22 # Im passing em out now#
00:10:24 # And you cant have that #
00:10:26 # And my chain Toucan Sam that #
00:10:27 # Tropical colors you cant match that #
00:10:29 # Gotta be abstract #
00:10:31 - Oh, how y’all...
00:10:33 - # Betta smash that #
00:10:38 What the hell are you doing
00:10:40 Shootin a music video
00:10:43 It looks to me like trespassing
00:10:45 It does look like trespassing
00:10:47 And you’re the one
00:10:49 Now, get your monkey ass
00:10:51 Your property?
00:10:52 You see that line?
00:10:55 It represents
00:10:58 Now, 99 years ago your club
00:11:02 That 99-year lease expired yesterday,
00:11:06 One acre belonging to Carolina Pines
00:11:09 reverted back to the owner
00:11:11 Guess who closed escrow yesterday?
00:11:15 Whoo!
00:11:20 How much do you want?
00:11:22 Oh, it ain’t about the money
00:11:23 I don't wanna beat you up
00:11:25 All I want is a membership,
00:11:29 I never get that past the board
00:11:31 All right, girls,
00:11:33 Everybody take off your tops
00:11:35 Whoa, whoa, whoa...
00:11:37 I do what I...
00:11:39 Okay
00:11:41 I keep you up
00:11:51 All right, everybody back to one
00:11:54 And action!
00:11:56 - # Yeah, yeah #
00:11:59 Just a slight misunderstanding
00:12:01 Is he a member?
00:12:03 No I assure you, no
00:12:05 I be back in three weeks
00:12:09 Well make this our little secret,
00:12:11 but if I find out that this
00:12:14 the only thing you’ll be hosting
00:12:19 I like those Bud Light commercials...
00:12:23 I’m all over it, sir
00:12:25 Can I go back and watch
00:12:28 No
00:12:34 Everyone
00:12:36 Id like to introduce you
00:12:39 Hello Nice to meet you all
00:12:42 I’ve hired Miss Williams
00:12:45 She comes highly recommended
00:12:46 Graduated top of her class
00:12:49 law degree from Columbia
00:12:51 Miss Williams
00:12:53 Gentlemen,
00:12:55 He owns the property legally
00:12:58 and you have
00:13:00 Now, the way I see it
00:13:03 Take his offer or buy him out
00:13:06 - Harrington?
00:13:09 - Well buy him out
00:13:12 As you legal counsel,
00:13:14 If I were you, Id take his offer
00:13:17 - Not an option
00:13:19 May I ask why?
00:13:20 Hes a... hes a rapper
00:13:23 Not quite our class, dear
00:13:24 This is not a strip club
00:13:28 its gentleman’s club
00:13:30 Well, its gonna cost you
00:13:32 Throw some money at him,
00:13:34 and make him go away
00:13:44 That’s right
00:13:45 So what I need you to do
00:13:47 crunch the numbers and y’all
00:13:50 I don’t think its working
00:13:52 You either want to be
00:13:53 Toodles Jackass
00:13:55 Sorry to interrupt you, C,
00:14:00 and she’s a
00:14:01 lawyer?
00:14:03 Can I interest you
00:14:05 No, thank you
00:14:07 - Water?
00:14:08 - Kool Aid?
00:14:10 - Juice?
00:14:13 All right, cool
00:14:17 Okay
00:14:19 We gotta give you a hand
00:14:22 - Smart play
00:14:25 Sending a beautiful, voluptuous,
00:14:30 to do battle with the big bad brother
00:14:32 Mr Hawkins,
00:14:35 You went to Dartmouth
00:14:37 You graduated
00:14:40 a minor in English lit
00:14:41 - Hmm
00:14:44 Rightwing, wasn’t it?
00:14:45 So this gangsta rap thing cover up
00:14:49 wont get any play with me
00:14:51 Well, either you know
00:14:55 or somebody done did their homework
00:14:56 Well, I like to know
00:14:59 So were dealing now
00:15:00 Yes, Im authorized
00:15:02 All I want is the membership
00:15:04 I don’t know nothing
00:15:05 My client was under duress
00:15:10 Hed like to honor his word but alter it
00:15:12 Oh, this ain’t about the money
00:15:14 I know
00:15:17 So what’s the number?
00:15:18 There is no number
00:15:20 Come on
00:15:23 Girl, you done brought me a gift?
00:15:25 Yes, we did
00:15:27 Three million dollars?
00:15:30 That’s grocery money, baby
00:15:31 Now, the property alone is worth
00:15:35 You do the math
00:15:38 Im not trying to play you
00:15:40 I just want to settle this
00:15:42 I want a membership,
00:15:45 and I wanna
00:15:50 And the deal is done
00:15:51 # You know it could happen,
00:15:53 # Till it happen, when it happen#
00:15:54 - # You gonna wish it never did #
00:15:56 That’s the 458, man
00:15:57 You got the 458
00:16:01 its stupid its stupid!
00:16:03 Are you sure you wont reconsider?
00:16:06 Well, I don’t know
00:16:08 You might have to tell your boss man,
00:16:13 C-100!
00:16:17 Bam, check it out
00:16:19 What’s up?
00:16:20 Plasma screen televisions,
00:16:23 30-gig mega... rrrrr
00:16:27 so you can download the
00:16:32 Navigation system
00:16:36 - # Ghost-ride the whip #
00:16:38 - # Ghost-ride the whip #
00:16:40 # Ghost-ride the whip #
00:16:41 # Now, freeze #
00:16:42 Let it go
00:16:44 - Bill me, baby
00:16:46 - What’s happenin?
00:16:47 - Yeah!
00:16:48 # Till it happen when it happen,
00:16:51 # You know it could happen#
00:16:53 # It don't happen
00:16:55 # You gonna wish it never did #
00:17:02 So how much it cost me?
00:17:04 Nothing Hes not interested
00:17:07 This is not acceptable,
00:17:10 I need you to kid-glove this guy,
00:17:14 you know, wine and dine him
00:17:17 Mr Cummings, I am a lawyer,
00:17:21 I didn’t mean to insult you,
00:17:23 Im just up against it
00:17:25 Exactly what are you up against?
00:17:28 His lifestyle has jeopardized
00:17:33 The USGAs going to be here
00:17:36 and I need this guy gone
00:17:37 I will not let a low-life street thug ruin everything
00:17:43 So give him a membership
00:17:45 Have you not been listening
00:17:46 According to your bylaws,
00:17:48 all new members are on probation
00:17:52 Ah
00:17:56 If he even breaks one rule,
00:18:00 Yeah, he wont last one day
00:18:01 And then you’ll have grounds
00:18:03 Dismemberment
00:18:09 I thought you would
00:18:12 Have a good day
00:18:49 Whoa, Killah Ink
00:19:35 Hey, Mr C
00:19:38 I have to hand it to you,
00:19:39 - That was a heck of an entrance
00:19:44 Show me the money
00:19:46 Show me that cheese
00:19:48 Money talkin, bullshitwalkin
00:19:49 We doin it just like the strip clubs
00:19:53 How you feelin, kid?
00:19:55 - Nothing but net
00:19:57 Okay, boys, listen up
00:19:59 Off the ice machine, into the pole,
00:20:01 off the fire extinguisher,
00:20:05 bounce, bounce, bounce,
00:20:07 into the bucket
00:20:08 Easy like Sunday morning, baby
00:20:09 Now, you good, Mick-o,
00:20:12 You guys, step back for me, huh?
00:20:13 Hey, what kind of odds
00:20:15 - What’s up? What you doin, hustler?
00:20:17 - Hey, old timer How ya doin, bro?
00:20:20 - Good to see you, man
00:20:22 - Doin good, man
00:20:24 - Will do, will do
00:20:25 Why don’t you did deep
00:20:27 and get into this game?
00:20:28 Boy, you still out here
00:20:30 Is water still wet?
00:20:31 Does a bear shit in the woods
00:20:34 You’re damn right
00:20:37 Well, I tell you what
00:20:39 my man right here
00:20:42 If you wanna rake some easy cash,
00:20:44 Im gonna make it
00:20:46 I want a stack
00:20:47 That’s a stizzle on my nizzle
00:20:50 That’s the win if you know that one
00:20:51 Make it light on yourself, baby
00:21:05 Come on, baby
00:21:13 Yeah!
00:21:15 - Bam!
00:21:17 That boy got game
00:21:18 Tiger who?
00:21:21 Yes
00:21:27 # Throws some Ds on that #
00:21:29 # Just bought a Cadillac #
00:21:30 # Rich Boy sellin' it #
00:21:32 # All them haters wanna jack #
00:21:33 # Tight, no stick,
00:21:36 # Throw some Ds on that #
00:21:37 # Just bought a Cadillac #
00:21:39 # Throw some Ds on that b... #
00:21:41 Throw some Ds on that ho!
00:21:42 Sweet ride
00:21:44 Wilson, shut up
00:21:45 - Sorry
00:21:51 Mr C, Mr C, I didn’t know
00:21:53 I thought they was women’s britches
00:21:55 Look like a red-headed bitch
00:21:58 Quiet on the tee
00:22:14 I love it
00:22:19 Now its time to play some golf
00:22:26 # You know,
00:22:30 # Yeah, let me tell you
00:22:34 # I'm the best at this game #
00:22:35 # lost one as soon as you
00:22:38 # Told y'all, showed y'all
00:22:39 # Spittin' flames,
00:22:41 # So I rock my ice just to cool y'all #
00:22:43 # Do you know how much money
00:22:46 # Hold onto that thought,
00:22:48 # Starvin' MCs I E-A-T#
00:22:50 # Now, y'all couldn't beat us,
00:22:52 # On the golf course
00:22:55 # I'm far side,
00:22:56 # On the green, gettin' high
00:22:59 # Stop cry in',
00:23:01 # Like MTV, I'll burn this house #
00:23:03 # Might get mad, flip,
00:23:05 # Like you a bad mutha,
00:23:07 # I won this game like a champion#
00:23:10 # 'Cause I'm always doin'
00:23:11 # Another hole-in-one
00:23:13 # On a winnin' spree,
00:23:16 # I won this game like a champion#
00:23:18 # And I'm always doin'
00:23:21 # Another hole-in-one
00:23:22 # On a winnin’ spree,
00:23:25 # He don't talk the name about it... #
00:23:28 Oh, Mulligan!
00:23:32 Can I give you a piece of advice?
00:23:33 Take it back low and slow
00:23:36 And then when you come through
00:23:38 just don’t try to kill it
00:23:39 I gotcha
00:23:42 Whoo! Yeah
00:23:44 Nice call
00:23:46 - Who’s your caddy?
00:23:48 Ride up front with your boy
00:23:51 # I won this game like a champion #
00:23:53 # Another hole-in-one
00:23:55 # On a winnin spree,
00:23:58 Uh, give me my 60-degree wedge
00:24:05 Check this out
00:24:07 Is that a Nos system?
00:24:09 You better believe it
00:24:12 - Yeah
00:24:14 - What?
00:24:16 Three, two, one
00:24:34 Southside
00:24:36 Slow down!
00:24:38 Brake!
00:24:44 Incoming!
00:24:52 Oh
00:24:53 Ohh!
00:24:56 Damn
00:24:58 Hey, boy
00:25:03 Whoo!
00:25:05 Fore!
00:25:07 You stupid
00:25:11 - Here, come on
00:25:21 Hey, Mr C,
00:25:23 what’d you shoot today, baby?
00:25:24 Uh, I only got one hole in
00:25:27 So that means you shot a low score
00:25:32 Hello
00:25:36 That looks scrumptious-ssss
00:25:39 Well, its She Crab Soup
00:25:42 its our signature dish
00:25:47 I will
00:25:58 Mm-hmm
00:26:06 Hey my-guy,
00:26:08 Wilson, sir
00:26:10 Nah, don’t call me sir
00:26:12 Sorry, sir... I mean, Christopher, sir...
00:26:14 All right, Dice Clay Jr, sir
00:26:18 Holler at your boy, Mr C!
00:26:22 Holler at ya, Miss
00:26:30 # Freedom gonna come some day #
00:26:37 # Freedom, oh, oh #
00:26:52 You see something you like?
00:26:55 You better keep looking
00:26:58 bro
00:27:01 I know I got a bangin body
00:27:04 # You must like what you see #
00:27:06 # You must like what you see #
00:27:09 # Cause you see a brother like me #
00:27:11 # Huh, huh, huh,
00:27:14 # Im-a break it down #
00:27:15 # And when I wanna stop #
00:27:19 # Back to the beat #
00:27:22 # Bam, bam, bam #
00:27:24 Look, I know it looks big,
00:27:28 from the back wall
00:27:32 How's your mamma and them?
00:27:37 Oh, oh, oh
00:27:39 This is a nice-ass pad
00:27:41 What’s happenin, baby
00:27:43 Yeah, if you like turned-up collars
00:27:48 - Which we don’t
00:27:49 Now, what’s this, though?
00:27:53 Okay, not only do they have trophies,
00:27:56 Look at this, the Inglewood pimp cup
00:27:58 - Hmm
00:28:01 Yeah
00:28:05 Nah, no negras hear
00:28:09 We got goin?
00:28:10 Nah, hold up
00:28:14 No, that’s just a caddy
00:28:22 Hey, what up, Christopher?
00:28:23 I hear you’re getting
00:28:25 - That’s tight
00:28:28 Watch a doin?
00:28:30 Your dads got
00:28:33 Looks like
00:28:35 Yeah He cheats
00:28:36 What’s this right here?
00:28:38 Carolina Classic?
00:28:40 Its the biggest polo tournament
00:28:42 - You play?
00:28:44 - Can anybody play?
00:28:46 Hey, gang, I think its time
00:28:49 - G, you got me?
00:28:50 Call Ralph
00:28:55 - Yeah
00:28:56 - Horses
00:29:11 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:29:14 as you know, the jacket ceremony
00:29:19 is a sacred tradition
00:29:22 So lets get to it
00:29:23 Pray all assembled,
00:29:26 And join me in welcoming
00:29:30 Mr Carson Courtemarche
00:29:32 - Oh, hell no, hell no
00:29:34 You got a big-ass head, brother
00:29:36 Look at that big-ass head
00:29:38 Boo, boo, boo
00:29:40 Chump Nice haircut
00:29:43 Uh I have no words to describe
00:29:49 Ain’t no words!
00:29:50 - Damn right
00:29:53 So lets welcome
00:29:57 Yo, C!
00:30:01 Yeah, walk it off!
00:30:03 - Its about time
00:30:05 - Walk it off!
00:30:06 Bam! Bam! Bam!
00:30:09 - Killah Ink!
00:30:12 You’re doin it
00:30:14 You’re lookin good
00:30:16 Uh, unfortunately,
00:30:20 Uh-oh, somebody pregnant
00:30:21 Mr Hawkins, your membership
00:30:26 What?!
00:30:27 - Did he say nigger?
00:30:29 Hold on one second Back up, stiff
00:30:31 Hold on, khaki-man
00:30:32 What do you mean, revoked?
00:30:34 Enlighten him, Miss Williams
00:30:36 Who is Miss Wilson?
00:30:39 Mr Hawkins, you have violated
00:30:44 If you please turn your attention
00:30:47 - Court TV
00:30:49 Violation number one,
00:30:54 No personal or commercial aircrafts
00:30:58 except in case of emergency
00:31:01 Hold on, Ronald Reagan Jr
00:31:03 If you see the plasma, you see
00:31:05 Didn’t even touch the ground, lady
00:31:07 Oh, yeah, oh yeah
00:31:09 Can you say hovering?
00:31:12 Its a technicality
00:31:13 We are getting technical, aren't we?
00:31:15 Violation number two,
00:31:18 What did he do now,
00:31:20 Thirty-six, dash 12
00:31:23 No firearms are permitted
00:31:26 No, hold up, hold up
00:31:28 - I’m will whoop her ass
00:31:32 This is signed by the mayor
00:31:33 The permit to carry my weapon
00:31:37 - Forgery
00:31:38 The potato salad was a forgery
00:31:40 - No, Mr Mayor
00:31:44 - Anything else?
00:31:49 - That’s Big Large
00:31:51 Is that against the rules, too?
00:31:53 You are a disgrace to every member
00:31:54 You’re not fit to wear
00:31:57 What does this mean?
00:32:00 - Daddy?
00:32:01 Oh, shoot
00:32:03 Sweet Jesus
00:32:05 Excuse me, honey
00:32:07 What does this mean?
00:32:09 # What does it mean? #
00:32:12 Hes not fit to wear
00:32:16 - Preach on it!
00:32:18 Does this mean hes not the right size?
00:32:21 In the words of Whitney Houston,
00:32:24 Or is it about something else,
00:32:28 - Holler!
00:32:31 guns and golf carts
00:32:33 Tell it!
00:32:37 No, no, no
00:32:43 - Free Mandela!
00:32:46 This is about rich and poor
00:32:48 There’s a lot of rich,
00:32:51 Why cant a soul brother
00:32:53 - walk these fairways, huh?
00:32:56 Why cant a soul brother
00:33:00 # I wanna know#
00:33:01 Capn...
00:33:06 Capn Crunch
00:33:09 Captain Crunch?
00:33:11 He in the zone
00:33:13 If you strip this brother of his jacket,
00:33:16 you will strip yourselves
00:33:20 Hallelujah!
00:33:21 Halle-shunna-hiya-hiya,
00:33:39 Now I ask you
00:33:42 are you going to take away
00:33:45 - Mm-mmm
00:33:47 # What did the man say? #
00:33:51 I think not because if you do,
00:33:56 - Shit!
00:33:58 Can I get a amen?
00:33:59 Amen!
00:34:00 - Amen
00:34:01 Holler if you hear me
00:34:03 Peace out!
00:34:05 # Come on#
00:34:06 # Fire's gonna leave it low now#
00:34:09 - Here we go!
00:34:11 Who the hell was that?
00:34:14 Yeah, I told you
00:34:17 Hey, C-Note,
00:34:20 I was really impressed
00:34:22 I’ve never seen anyone
00:34:24 Well, Im gonna tell you something
00:34:26 You know what Im talkin about?
00:34:28 All right, what he do?
00:34:30 What up? What up?
00:34:33 What’s happening?
00:34:35 The boys wanna take the chopper
00:34:37 Y’all go ahead and do that
00:34:41 Ain’t she
00:34:45 Girl, you crazy Y’all have fun
00:34:46 - Crazy
00:34:47 My girlfriend Rashida
00:34:50 Shout me a holler, C!
00:34:53 So check this out
00:34:54 You wanna come to the city
00:34:56 I don’t know I mean,
00:34:59 Front seat
00:35:00 All right
00:35:02 Mmm
00:35:11 Ahh
00:35:12 - # She's so cinematic #
00:35:14 # She's so cinematic #
00:35:17 # She's turned me to an addict #
00:35:19 # Got me addicted to her #
00:35:22 # To her, to her, to her, to her #
00:35:26 - # To her, to her, to her #
00:35:31 # Ooh, yeah shawty so cinematic #
00:35:33 # I spit a little game
00:35:35 # It's me on the microphone,
00:35:38 # Yo, pimp yo' rabbit,
00:35:40 Yo, how you been doin?
00:35:42 Welcome to the club
00:35:44 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
00:35:48 Hey its a nice jacket
00:35:51 You earned it
00:35:53 You know I don’t back down
00:35:55 I don’t expect you to
00:35:57 Why don't we stop this
00:35:58 me versus you and
00:36:01 together take a little break and...
00:36:03 Take a break?
00:36:04 Get to know one another,
00:36:09 You know, hang?
00:36:11 - Hang
00:36:14 I got T-shirts, footies
00:36:22 Id rather scratch
00:36:26 We got some hood in us after all
00:36:29 Good-night, Mr Hawkins
00:36:32 Id rather say good-morning
00:36:36 Good-night
00:36:38 # She’s so cinematic #
00:36:40 # She’s so cinematic #
00:36:42 # She's turned me to an addict #
00:36:45 # Got me addicted to her #
00:36:48 # To her, to her, to her #
00:36:51 # To her, to her, to her, to her #
00:36:56 I like country clubs
00:37:01 Mick-a-leek-o
00:37:04 Looks like I ain’t the only one
00:37:07 Yeah, well, this is the only time
00:37:10 What are you practicing for?
00:37:12 I just love the game
00:37:16 If you have that much love for the game, you’ll have
00:37:22 They work for me
00:37:25 Oh, they sure do
00:37:29 Holler at your boy, man
00:37:30 Yup
00:37:32 # We ain't done, son#
00:37:37 # Uh-huh #
00:37:38 # Ha ha #
00:37:41 # Don't make that booty clap #
00:37:43 # Don't make that booty clap #
00:37:44 # We gonna make that booty clap #
00:37:46 # Gonna make that booty clap #
00:37:48 # Girl, don't make that booty clap #
00:37:50 # Don't make that booty clap #
00:37:52 # We gonna make that booty clap #
00:37:54 # Gonna make that booty clap #
00:37:55 # You ain't gonna do it #
00:38:00 # You ain't gonna... #
00:38:22 You like her, don’t you?
00:38:24 If my father knew I was here,
00:38:44 You wanna slap that ass?
00:38:47 Think I do
00:38:48 You have to know you do
00:38:52 You wanna... you wanna slap that ass?
00:38:54 I do
00:38:56 Whose ass is it?
00:38:58 Hers?
00:38:59 No
00:39:01 its your ass
00:39:03 its mine?
00:39:24 Okay, you better get your...
00:39:26 Its Tank, baby, in the flesh
00:39:31 Long time, no see
00:39:32 - Tank?
00:39:34 I thought you got life
00:39:35 Oh, no, baby
00:39:37 Oh
00:39:38 Think I could slap it?
00:39:40 I mean, not like a tiger,
00:39:44 Tigers play too rough
00:39:45 So slap it like a nice teddy bear
00:39:47 You been lifting weights?
00:39:49 Oh, Id rather be lifting you, girl
00:39:51 Oh, I know
00:39:54 - I’m eating a lot of sugar
00:39:56 its time to get
00:39:57 Uh-huh Oh, you want that chocolate?
00:39:59 Uh-huh, carve it up?
00:40:01 Yeah, melted, uh-huh
00:40:04 Lets pick up where we left off,
00:40:05 but there ain’t gonna be
00:40:07 Okay You know, Tank
00:40:10 All right I lifted that restraining order
00:40:12 its all... its all good
00:40:16 Come on Whoo!
00:40:19 - I’m gonna do it
00:40:20 Im gonna do it I feel it
00:40:21 - Do it Slap it
00:40:26 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
00:40:39 Pop it one time
00:40:42 Yeah!
00:40:43 Don’t tease me, baby
00:40:47 - I work it, I work it
00:40:49 Bring it on
00:40:51 Back it up, back it up
00:40:53 Oh! Oh!
00:40:54 I think Im pregnant!
00:40:58 You’re not popping it enough
00:41:00 There you go
00:41:18 # We ain't done, son#
00:41:45 What do you want?
00:41:46 A little help
00:41:48 A little help?
00:41:49 Yeah, what do you mean, little?
00:41:52 Uh I mean, I have a small job
00:41:56 Small? What do you mean small?
00:41:59 Are you trying to disrespect me?
00:42:01 No, no, no, I meant no disrespect
00:42:04 Hey, check this out, big man
00:42:06 Come on, now
00:42:10 Im sorry
00:42:13 Uh, word on the street is
00:42:18 to see about a... a job
00:42:22 What are we talking about?
00:42:24 A hundred
00:42:26 - large
00:42:30 Who’s the mark?
00:42:31 Christopher Hawkins
00:42:33 C- Note?
00:42:34 I want him gone
00:42:35 - Gone permanently?
00:42:37 I want him out of my life
00:42:39 permanently
00:42:41 Consider him gone
00:42:47 You’ll get the other half
00:43:10 Hey, ma
00:43:13 Don’t you Hey, mamma me
00:43:14 I ain’t seen you in eight days,
00:43:18 I’ve been busy
00:43:19 Too busy to come see your mamma?
00:43:22 Nah, its just work, that’s all
00:43:23 Gangsta rap
00:43:26 Its just what I do
00:43:29 I roll with it when you grow up,
00:43:31 meet yourself a nice little girl
00:43:34 I have you know
00:43:37 Oh
00:43:38 I hope its not one of them little
00:43:43 She’s a lawyer
00:43:45 A lawyer, huh?
00:43:47 Now you’re swimming in deep water
00:43:50 She shot me down tonight
00:43:52 Not impressed with your money, huh?
00:43:54 - Guess not
00:43:57 What’s that? Im hungry
00:44:01 What do you think?
00:44:04 Go sit down
00:44:06 Whoo!
00:44:10 My god
00:44:54 Smell that fresh air
00:44:58 its goin down
00:45:00 You know, this is the whole
00:45:02 that Jack Nicklaus eagled
00:45:04 I know
00:45:06 Lt was like 20 years ago
00:45:09 Yeah, my dad caddied for him
00:45:11 Your dad is Bobby Hawkins?
00:45:13 Yeah
00:45:14 Hes a legend around here
00:45:16 And I heard
00:45:18 Well, it was a 59 unofficially
00:45:21 Cummings was never going to let
00:45:26 Is that what this is all about?
00:45:27 No I just love the game, my friend
00:45:31 Grab that flag over there for me
00:45:33 I show you how we do this here
00:45:35 What about you?
00:45:37 What about me?
00:45:38 Well, you should be playing
00:45:40 instead of toting my bag
00:45:41 Someday
00:45:48 Well, you know,
00:45:50 quicker than you think
00:45:51 You gotta chase it
00:45:53 Lets take it in
00:46:14 # We came to set the party off#
00:46:16 # I came to set the party off#
00:46:18 # You came to set the party off#
00:46:20 # Hey, pimp, get a girl... #
00:46:22 # Get a pimp, get a girl #
00:46:24 # Get a pimp, get a girl #
00:46:26 # Get a pimp, get a girl #
00:46:28 # Let's get this party off#
00:46:33 Mmm, delicious
00:46:35 Yeah, Im glad you like it
00:46:42 its my special recipe
00:46:54 # Do you like what I'm seeing'? #
00:46:55 # Mix up the black
00:46:57 # Even some European #
00:47:22 # Straight out of Compton#
00:47:23 # Here's the crazy bother
00:47:25 # From the stupid dope gang
00:47:27 - Oh, Jesus
00:47:29 # I got a sawed off#
00:47:30 # Kick knowledge
00:47:32 # You, too, boy if ya get with me #
00:47:35 - Wilson!
00:47:38 What’s that in your mouth?
00:47:39 Oh, that’s the grill, my niggard
00:47:42 I am not your niggard!
00:47:44 Whatever
00:47:46 # Goin' off on every body like that #
00:47:50 Yo, yo, yo, this is Kidd Clean
00:47:53 representin Killah Ink
00:47:54 My fellas,
00:47:57 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
00:47:59 Yeah, you all know what it is
00:48:01 I want everybody right now
00:48:03 give it up for my boy Wilson
00:48:07 - What’s up, badass?
00:48:11 Right now,
00:48:13 cause you all know
00:48:14 We got all the way from Atlanta, Georgia, just for
00:48:17 Give it up one time,
00:48:24 # I'm about it, who about it?
00:48:27 # What the hell you waiting for? #
00:48:28 # I'm about it, who about it? #
00:48:30 # Need to stop the hating, boy #
00:48:31 # Hey, shortie, let me see
00:48:34 # Commenced to getting to it
00:48:37 # Got the Chevy paint dripping
00:48:39 # Come and smoke with a pimp,
00:48:42 # Off to the A-T-L,
00:48:45 # Got a couple shorties
00:48:47 Are you hot?
00:48:49 Im good, not too bad
00:48:51 Not you, idiot!
00:48:53 Is it hot?
00:48:55 Give me a minute
00:48:57 # I love freaky girls,
00:49:01 # Hey, tell me
00:49:04 # Hey, what the hell you waiting for? #
00:49:05 This is Lil Rod
00:49:08 Well, light them up,
00:49:15 # What the hell you waiting for? #
00:49:17 # I'm about it, who about it?
00:49:18 # Who can stop the hatin', boy? #
00:49:19 # I keep the best, fine greenery
00:49:23 # I'm fresh from my head to feet,
00:49:25 # 'Cause your boy
00:49:27 # King of the crop, now#
00:49:28 # Not too long ago I had
00:49:31 # So give me
00:49:34 # When I walk by,
00:49:36 # They know I'm a baller,
00:49:40 Bomb! Bomb!
00:50:15 Hey, G, who did this?
00:50:17 I just got the word out
00:50:20 Just get me a name
00:50:22 You give me a couple days
00:50:25 I said I wanted him gone,
00:50:27 Gone is dead,
00:50:30 If you want an omelet, my brother,
00:50:34 You planted a bomb
00:50:36 Its called collateral damage
00:50:38 Collateral damage?!
00:50:41 The deals off
00:50:43 Im not paying you one penny more,
00:50:45 - Bite me!
00:50:47 Y’all are work it
00:50:52 You’re late, young man
00:50:54 Sorry, I got hung up, ma
00:50:57 its all right, though
00:50:58 Got hung up
00:51:01 You all right?
00:51:02 Im good
00:51:04 What you got goin on in here,
00:51:06 Well, Miss Williams wants to know
00:51:09 so she came to the source
00:51:11 Is that right?
00:51:14 Im gonna whip y’all up
00:51:16 Yes, maam
00:51:20 I gotta tell you,
00:51:24 In my day, you met somebody
00:51:28 You fell in love
00:51:31 none of this sleeping around
00:51:36 You kids got it all wrong
00:51:38 Momma, chill out
00:51:40 Damn right, we have to do it
00:51:42 Look at you
00:51:43 You’re running
00:51:46 shooting videos, carrying on,
00:51:49 but where’s the love, Christopher?
00:51:56 Little girl, I got your number, too
00:51:59 You running around town
00:52:01 with your big fancy law degree
00:52:05 spending your time
00:52:08 Your eggs aren’t getting any fresher
00:52:13 Yes, maam
00:52:17 This is it
00:52:19 Oh got pictures
00:52:26 Oh
00:52:29 Nice look
00:52:31 Now, that was so long ago
00:52:32 Okay, so tell me,
00:52:35 about stealing his clothes
00:52:39 Well, if you really want to know the truth,
00:52:41 it took me about six, seven months
00:52:45 but LL did help me win
00:52:50 Pow
00:52:51 Im sure you did need love,
00:52:55 Don’t do me like that
00:52:57 I’ve got a couple fashion skeletons
00:53:02 That must’ve been
00:53:07 Whoo
00:53:09 - You’re crazy
00:53:16 Well
00:53:19 Well, you... I should be going
00:53:22 I guess you gotta go
00:53:23 Yeah, I better go
00:53:26 You gotta go
00:53:27 I gotta go
00:53:30 Better go
00:53:31 I better go
00:53:36 Shannon
00:53:39 I be right there Okay
00:53:42 You gotta go?
00:53:44 Yeah Um, tell your mom
00:53:53 Um
00:53:55 you know,
00:54:01 and I met Christopher Hawkins
00:54:05 You’re all right with me
00:54:10 Damn
00:54:20 Well, it really is
00:54:24 home of the storied Carolina Cup
00:54:26 We’re just minutes away
00:54:30 which promises to be
00:54:33 Hey there
00:54:37 Mrs Cummings
00:54:39 How you doing?
00:54:40 Are you smiling at me,
00:54:44 Now, you know there’s only one way
00:54:47 How's that?
00:54:48 Play dirty
00:54:52 Dirty
00:54:56 Well, I think you done tuned
00:54:58 Fellas?
00:55:00 - That’s what Im talkin about
00:55:02 That’s what we do
00:55:04 We’ve been trying to do that
00:55:06 We do that
00:55:08 Is that?
00:55:11 Would you like a sip?
00:55:17 Sweet grapes
00:55:19 Ooh, Mrs Cummings
00:55:22 I can bite you
00:55:24 Can you?
00:55:25 They’re gonna kick us out of the South
00:55:28 This is, of course,
00:55:30 of this wonderful tournament.
00:55:31 I'm sure every one here
00:55:35 Good luck today, Señor Cummings
00:55:37 What are you doing?
00:55:39 I got a better offer
00:55:41 You’ve been playing
00:55:44 Where’s the loyalty?
00:55:45 This is all about money
00:55:51 Yeah, now, slow down,
00:55:55 This is serious skunk weed
00:55:58 Hmm? You’re not gonna make it
00:56:02 You know you’re not
00:56:03 Hey, who does your hair?
00:56:19 Hey, yo, suckers,
00:56:22 What’s up, baby?
00:56:24 Come on, all right
00:56:28 All right, how's everybody doing so far?
00:56:29 Doing fine
00:56:31 How you feeling?
00:56:32 They’ve been playing this
00:56:34 This ain’t our sport
00:56:36 Come on, man, stop whining
00:56:38 - Si
00:56:39 You’re Kobe Bryant
00:56:41 - No problem Vamos
00:56:43 All right, you know what were gonna do
00:56:45 - No
00:56:48 The streets?
00:56:51 We smoke grass Don’t tell nobody
00:56:54 Think about the good grass
00:56:56 - You are Señor Shaq
00:56:58 - Hes Kobe
00:57:00 - Shaq
00:57:01 Kobe, Shaq, me and Mexico
00:57:03 The new version
00:57:04 - I got it
00:57:06 All right
00:57:07 Blondie,
00:57:10 My bad Anyway, were gonna do
00:57:13 Y’all ready?
00:57:15 - Uno
00:57:17 - Three
00:57:21 And now, taking the field,
00:57:25 for our defending champions
00:57:28 wearing their signature navy and gold
00:57:34 please let's hear it
00:57:43 And on the opposite side of the wall,
00:57:49 in their first tournament here ever,
00:57:57 All right, C-Note!
00:57:59 # They call me Nicky-Nicky
00:58:00 What’s up, Prime Time?
00:58:01 Go kick my daddy’s ass!
00:58:05 # We should take his head off#
00:58:07 # We should take his head off#
00:58:10 # I believe there's a... #
00:58:12 # We should take his head off#
00:58:13 # I'm taking his head off#
00:58:15 # I'm taking his head off#
00:58:16 # I'm taking his head off#
00:58:18 Good afternoon, ladies
00:58:22 You don’t stand a chance
00:58:24 You know,
00:58:26 Well, lets play some ball
00:58:34 And it's Magrini and Cummings
00:58:35 heading up the field together
00:58:38 They're 30 yards away, 20,
00:58:40 and Cummings is
00:58:42 and he shoots and scores!
00:58:44 # Whether it's rock and roll
00:58:47 - # It don't matter #
00:58:48 - # Disco, Calypso, it don't matter #
00:58:51 - Welcome to my world
00:58:52 # It don't matter #
00:58:54 # Snakeskin’s or Timberlands,
00:58:57 # Tight fade or long braid,
00:58:59 # Red head or brunette #
00:59:01 # It don't matter #
00:59:03 # Break-dance, slam dance #
00:59:04 # It don't matter #
00:59:06 # Do the jerk until it hurts,
00:59:08 - # Ain't nothing wrong with that #
00:59:13 Oh, come on, please
00:59:20 No, no!
00:59:25 # Ain't nothing wrong with that #
00:59:32 - # Ain't nothing wrong with that #
00:59:37 Get out there and score!
00:59:39 Lord have mercy
00:59:43 I need a horse
00:59:44 # Ain't nothing wrong with that #
00:59:47 Magrini is once again chasing the ball.
00:59:51 He reaches the goal mouth, and the goal!
00:59:56 which means we'll go to sudden death, where the next
01:00:08 That hurt my momma
01:01:01 Let the big dog eat, baby!
01:01:17 Ha!
01:01:19 Ha! Ha!
01:01:21 Ha! Ha! Ha!
01:01:24 Yeah
01:01:34 Miss Williams,
01:01:37 I cant take this one day more
01:01:41 What exactly is wrong?
01:01:42 Look around
01:01:45 I don’t care
01:01:47 its my club
01:01:49 I tell them when to enjoy themselves
01:01:52 My recommendation
01:01:55 I think that Christopher Hawkins
01:01:59 Now you need to find someone else
01:02:03 You cant quit me
01:02:05 I just did
01:02:09 You did it!
01:02:14 One of us has to go
01:02:16 How you wanna handle it?
01:02:17 Golf match
01:02:19 Your team wins, I go
01:02:21 That’s cool,
01:02:23 you’re gonna take
01:02:25 You hear me?
01:02:26 Ridiculous! I hold the course record
01:02:30 Who’s this? Who’s that?
01:02:33 Arnold Palmer
01:02:34 - The caddy
01:02:36 Yeah, the caddy
01:02:39 a caddy you fired
01:02:41 because he was a better golfer
01:02:44 His name was Robert Hawkins
01:02:46 Is that what this is about?
01:02:49 A caddy?
01:02:50 That was my father
01:02:52 You think he shot a 59, don’t you?
01:02:57 Caddy Mack
01:02:59 I played with him
01:03:03 If you’re calling him a liar,
01:03:13 I saw this score card 20 years ago
01:03:17 It is, to be kinda forgery
01:03:21 its as worthless today as it was then
01:03:25 It doesn’t matter
01:03:26 its the truth
01:03:28 He was the best golfer I ever saw,
01:03:30 professional or amateur
01:03:36 We will settle this
01:03:39 Im looking forward to it
01:03:45 its a very simple question!
01:03:48 Im just a businessman
01:03:50 I’ve got no beef with you
01:03:52 You know, we can do this
01:03:55 Cause I love
01:03:58 and Im gonna ride tonight
01:04:00 Love makes a brother stupid
01:04:02 You don’t wanna see me stupid,
01:04:04 You got a big-ass mouth, bitch!
01:04:07 Ooh, is that all you got?
01:04:12 Hurry up, Tank!
01:04:16 The more time I spend hitting you,
01:04:20 Next time bring it from the shoulder,
01:04:25 Doh... uh yeah?
01:04:29 The last time Im gonna ask
01:04:34 Oh, its... its...
01:04:35 No, don’t, big boy
01:04:40 cause you gonna need it
01:04:44 Now, if you thought he was bad,
01:04:48 Im queen bitch of this universe
01:04:51 Now, if you don’t tell me
01:04:54 after I whoop your ass...
01:04:57 Okay, okay, okay
01:05:04 Mick-a-leek-a
01:05:05 Thought I might find you here
01:05:07 Not much
01:05:10 You should be working on your game
01:05:12 Oh, its too late for that
01:05:13 its never too late
01:05:15 Besides, I hear Cummings got a ringer
01:05:18 I got a ringer of my own, though
01:05:23 I need this job
01:05:25 No, you don’t,
01:05:29 Here’s your boy I got you
01:05:31 - All right
01:05:33 What the hell
01:05:34 Giddy-up Lets get it done
01:05:36 - Yeah
01:05:38 # Now, on your mark, get set, go #
01:05:40 # It's time to let it show#
01:05:42 # Relax your mind
01:05:44 # Go go go go #
01:05:45 # And let your arms go #
01:05:47 # Go go go #
01:05:49 # Now, I've been waitin' a long time #
01:05:51 # I'm patient enough #
01:05:52 # Been gettin' my work on#
01:05:53 # And now it's time to let it show#
01:05:56 # Time, time I let it show#
01:05:59 # You keep on cry in’ all night #
01:06:01 # You call for the sun#
01:06:03 # Your hair to the sky,
01:06:08 Hey, hey, hey
01:06:11 Top of the morning to you
01:06:13 What’s happening, Mr C?
01:06:14 Ow!
01:06:15 What’s goin on, baby?
01:06:16 Looks like everybody showed up
01:06:19 Actually, they showed up to watch
01:06:22 him whoop on your ass
01:06:34 All right, let me in here, let me in here
01:06:37 Come on, who’s betting on the kid?
01:06:40 Okay, okay,
01:06:42 Ladies and gentlemen,
01:06:45 to this rather special contest
01:06:47 Let me explain
01:06:49 Well play 18 holes of match play,
01:06:53 Mr Parnevik, its your tee, sir
01:06:56 Thank you
01:07:01 Attaboy, Jesper!
01:07:04 - Eat a sandwich
01:07:13 Whoa, great shot
01:07:17 Sweet
01:07:20 So who wants to follow that one?
01:07:22 Is that all you got?
01:07:24 Im just getting warmed up
01:07:28 Lets go, C-Note
01:07:32 Come on, breathe, breathe
01:07:39 Play for your freedom
01:07:44 Yeah
01:07:54 Looking good, Mick, looking good
01:07:59 Whoo Whoo
01:08:04 What did I tell you?
01:08:11 Oh, this guy
01:08:14 Chump
01:08:29 Stop
01:08:31 My mouth was open
01:08:33 Damn, that’s a lot of sound
01:08:37 Are you done?
01:08:42 Swing away
01:08:57 Watch out there!
01:09:02 - Boo
01:09:22 Oh
01:09:26 Oh
01:09:46 Damn, that waters deep
01:09:57 Oh
01:10:02 Oh
01:10:21 Does this smell infected?
01:10:41 Shoot him
01:10:42 Ladies and gentlemen,
01:10:46 Mr Cummings team is four holes up
01:10:49 We shall take a 15-minute break
01:10:53 Thank you
01:10:54 Cant we kill him?
01:10:57 I thought it was
01:11:00 You ain’t foolin, man
01:11:02 Yo, wait
01:11:05 Man, were getting bitch-slapped
01:11:08 This guys got shots in his bag
01:11:11 Big deal
01:11:14 What are you,
01:11:17 Hes great
01:11:19 See, that’s your problem
01:11:20 You’re playing him
01:11:22 It doesn’t matter how great he is
01:11:23 Every time you put a peg in the turf,
01:11:27 Now, you’ve got two choices...
01:11:34 Im going to go warm up
01:11:39 You know
01:11:40 whether you win or lose,
01:11:44 He didn’t give a damn
01:11:46 He golfed his ball
01:11:50 And that’s what you need to do
01:11:52 See, this could be the last time
01:11:56 Make it count
01:12:13 Hey
01:12:14 Hey, hey
01:12:17 I wanted you to know
01:12:21 So sorry
01:12:25 That’s cool
01:12:27 Gotta do what you gotta do, right?
01:12:29 Yeah
01:12:30 Yeah, you think you’re working
01:12:33 then you find out later they’re not
01:12:37 Well, the three blind mice
01:12:41 Want to wish you luck on your back nine
01:12:44 Well, you know Im gonna shake em up
01:12:47 All I have is time for the bliss, baby
01:13:09 Bing! Bam!
01:13:26 I didn’t bring you all this way
01:13:28 - Choke, sir?
01:13:30 Whoo!
01:14:13 Ladies and gentlemen,
01:14:14 after 17 holes, we are dead even
01:14:17 The winner of the next hole
01:14:20 Mick, its your tee
01:14:22 Hey, our ticket right there
01:14:25 Come on, Mick!
01:14:27 Don’t piss like a puppy
01:14:29 Let the big dogs eat, brother
01:14:32 You the man!
01:14:41 Yeah, that’s my dawg
01:14:43 Give it to em, baby
01:14:46 Yeah, that’s that money shot!
01:14:50 Oh! Let me lay down on it
01:14:59 - I hate you
01:15:03 Oh!
01:15:12 That’s the best shot he hit all day
01:15:17 Nice shot Beautiful
01:15:35 Give me a five iron
01:15:39 Don’t sweat it
01:15:40 Like I said, you either play big,
01:15:46 This is my home
01:15:47 Well, lets act like it
01:15:50 Come on, Mick-o
01:16:01 There it is
01:16:02 Get close, baby
01:16:08 Whoo
01:16:13 Oh
01:16:17 How many points you get
01:16:21 Oh
01:16:44 All right Whatta I got?
01:16:46 230 yards uphill into the wind?
01:16:50 I don’t have that shot in my bag,
01:16:52 No one does
01:16:55 All right, give me my driver
01:16:57 Come on, baby
01:16:59 Let me show you how we do this
01:17:00 Think about the course
01:17:01 We play big, or we go home
01:17:43 Ease up
01:18:23 # People take it
01:18:27 Mick, we won!
01:18:29 What did I tell you?
01:18:33 # We can take the slow... like this #
01:18:40 Just like money in the bank
01:18:46 Hey, Dick
01:18:48 - Richard Cummings
01:18:50 You’re under arrest
01:18:53 That’s ridiculous
01:18:54 Yo must have
01:18:57 Remember me?
01:18:58 This mans a liar
01:19:02 - Ooh
01:19:04 Ooh, that was a lot of little strength
01:19:06 Oh, yeah
01:19:08 - All day long?
01:19:09 - You can climb me like a tree
01:19:12 - Lets go, come on
01:19:16 Holler at your boy, Mr C
01:19:17 # A growin' boy need vitamin C #
01:19:19 # Can't wait four years
01:19:22 # So I'm gonna try to be all I can be #
01:19:24 # Minus the army and Uncle Sam #
01:19:26 # God damn,
01:19:28 # Get higher like this #
01:19:29 # On the days when I'm back to...,
01:19:32 # Take it
01:20:10 Nice round, pop
01:20:23 The USGA is here
01:20:27 Thanks for everything
01:20:31 Well, he deserved it
01:20:34 And you deserve it, too
01:20:51 Very nice to see you again
01:20:53 Where’s Cummings?
01:20:55 Hes actually not a member
01:20:58 Joined another club,
01:20:59 but let me introduce you
01:21:01 Christopher Hawkins
01:21:02 its good to meet you
01:21:05 Frosty, right
01:21:07 As you can see, we made
01:21:10 you know what Im sayin?
01:21:11 Were still exclusive
01:21:12 but were more open-minded
01:21:16 What up, family?
01:21:18 - Southside
01:21:23 Ross King:
01:21:24 of the US Open...
01:21:26 Sergio Garcia, Tiger Woods
01:21:29 and become Open Champion
01:21:32 right here at Carolina Pines
01:21:35 The club itself established
01:21:38 It really has stood the test of time,
01:21:40 and it is absolutely steeped
01:21:43 But I've got to now welcome the man,
01:21:44 the President of the club here,
01:21:46 Christopher, good to see you.
01:21:47 How you doing, Ross?
01:21:48 Hi, mom.
01:21:49 Christopher, this I've got to say,
01:21:53 Well, I'd love to take credit,
01:21:54 but I've got a terrific staff
01:21:56 Well, it certainly shows.
01:21:58 Now, a lot of low scores
01:22:01 possibility that your father’s record's
01:22:03 You know
01:22:05 its either your ass
01:22:08 or the remote
01:22:10 How did I get this?
01:22:13 I don’t know Go sit down
01:22:41 Let me give you a lesson
01:22:43 Everybody talkin about the black man
01:22:45 got the biggest doobah-doobah
01:22:48 I don’t know
01:22:49 I ain’t seen
01:22:51 My doobah-doobah
01:22:53 Hey, Mick,
01:22:55 Can you help me out with something?
01:22:57 Yeah, no problem
01:22:58 Hold this for me, please
01:23:02 - Hey, my...!
01:23:07 You want some candy, little boy?
01:23:09 - Yeah
01:23:11 You still breast feed?
01:23:12 Im still on the bottle
01:23:14 Breast milk
01:23:15 Ain’t my fault you people speak French
01:23:17 Oui, Oui! You have a little wee-wee
01:23:20 I got a boom bam!
01:23:23 Boom bam, bam bam!
01:23:25 Bah! Bah! Bam!
01:23:28 Whoo-hoo!
01:23:30 # You must like what you see #
01:23:32 # You must like what you see #
01:23:34 # Cause you see a brother like me #
01:23:36 # Im gonna break it down
01:23:38 # And then Im gonna stop #
01:23:42 # Back to the beat #
01:23:43 # Oh, pretty, pretty girl
01:23:47 I almost took my own head off
01:23:50 Okay
01:23:52 Air ball!
01:23:55 You’ll get the other half
01:24:04 What do you mean half?
01:24:05 # Make it feel nice #
01:24:07 # No more strife #
01:24:08 # Make you my wife #
01:24:09 # Baby, I would make
01:24:26 Tyrone, is that you?
01:24:29 - My grandmother used to baby-sit you
01:24:32 TT, you peed in the bed
01:24:35 I know you remember me
01:24:46 Goodbye, peace out!
01:24:54 # To be with you #
01:24:56 # Yes, girl #
01:24:58 # Yes, girl #
01:25:00 # And they say,
01:25:02 # "Why you no it, he said #
01:25:03 # I wanna sticky-sticky #
01:25:04 Damn, your tittys hanging out
01:25:09 Little bitty titty
01:25:10 Don’t be selfish I gotta smoke, too
01:25:12 I gotta make some brownies
01:25:15 You know what?
01:25:18 All right
01:25:19 Take it, take it
01:25:21 Damn good try
01:25:25 I take those two Benjamin’s
01:25:27 If you gotta take your pants off first,
01:25:30 hey, player, I understand
01:25:32 Huh! Huh, huh, huh!
01:25:35 Huh! Huh!
01:25:37 Uh, oh, yeah
01:25:40 Yeah!
01:25:41 Yeah?
01:25:43 Boom, doo-chah-doo, doo-chah-doo
01:25:45 Doo-chah, doo-chah, doo-chah-doo
01:25:49 Doo-cha, doo...
01:25:51 doo-cha, doo-te-doo
01:26:07 # Tell me who'll I say
01:26:09 # Tell me who'll I say
01:26:11 # Tell me who'll I say
01:26:14 # Jump around, jump around #
01:26:16 # Tell me who'll I say
01:26:18 # Tell me who'll I say
01:26:21 # Tell me who'll I say
01:26:24 # Jump around, jump around #
01:26:48 # One, two, three, four #
01:26:50 # Girl, don't make that booty clap #
01:26:52 # Don't make that booty clap #
01:26:54 # We gonna make that booty clap #
01:26:56 # Gonna make that booty clap #
01:26:58 # Girl, don't make that booty clap #
01:26:59 # Don't make that booty clap #
01:27:01 # We gonna make that booty clap #
01:27:03 # Gonna make that booty... #
01:27:27 # Comin' at ya! #
01:27:41 # I came from the bottom,
01:27:43 # And I'm married to the game,
01:27:46 # Comin' to your town
01:27:48 # We ride from the hood,
01:27:51 # I came from the bottom,
01:27:53 # I'm married to the game,
01:27:56 # Comin’ to your town
01:27:58 # We ride from the hood,
01:28:00 # Follow me
01:28:03 # I'm hittin' dollars, see,
01:28:06 # Green grass, yeah,
01:28:08 # Million-dollar caddy,
01:28:10 # I came from the bottom,
01:28:12 # I'm married to the game,
01:28:15 # Comin’ to your town
01:28:17 # Yo, we ride from the hood,
01:29:38 # She's so cinematic #
01:29:43 # She's turned me to an addict #
01:29:45 # Got me addicted to her #
01:29:48 # To her, to her, to her #
01:29:52 # To her, to her, to her, to her #
01:29:57 # She's so cinematic #
01:29:59 # She's so cinematic #
01:30:02 # She's turned me to an addict #
01:30:04 # Got me addicted to her #
01:30:07 # To her, to her, to her #
01:30:09 # To her, to her, to her, to her #
01:30:15 # We came to set the party off#
01:30:17 # I came to set the party off#
01:30:19 # You came to set the party off#
01:30:21 # Get a pimp, get a girl... #
01:30:24 # Get a pimp, get a girl #
01:30:26 # Get a pimp, get a girl #
01:30:28 # Get a pimp, get a girl #
01:30:30 # We came to set the party off#
01:30:32 # You flossin'? #
01:30:33 # I'm flossin'#
01:30:34 # You flossin'? #
01:30:35 # I'm flossin'#
01:30:36 # You flossin'? #
01:30:37 # I'm flossin'#
01:30:39 # Do you like what I'm seeing'? #
01:30:41 # Mix up the black
01:30:42 # Even some European#
01:30:44 # You talk about the man,
01:30:46 # You talk about the man,
01:30:54 # We do it big, we do it big,
01:30:57 # We do it big, we do it big,
01:31:00 # We ain't done, son#