Why Did I Get Married Too
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I'll get you. I'll get you! |
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You're playing with your ball, |
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How's my little baby doing? You good? |
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- Hey! |
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Yeah, I see that. |
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You guys. You guys are coddled |
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- Is that live? |
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And if he doesn't get out ofthere soon, |
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Which may not be a bad idea, honey. |
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Angela and him, |
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- I'm not for that today, |
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,,, before he got hurt. |
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I'm so proud of him, Look how good he is! |
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I'm talking ahout cheerleaders! |
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- Same old Marcus, |
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Come on, baby, we got to hury up, |
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We don't need the food, Mom, |
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This is not for you, It's for the kids. |
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- We gotta go, |
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They're going on their annual vacation, |
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- I wanna go! |
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That's right, Rememberwe went |
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"Not this time, It's gonna be me |
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- Okay. |
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It's you, Aunt Pat and Uncle Gavin, |
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Aunt Angela and Uncle Marcus |
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and Aunt Sheila and Uncle Mike. |
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Yeah, butthis time, |
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What happened to Uncle Mike? |
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- They got divorced, |
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- Who's taking that one? |
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Mom, Mom? |
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That's something you don't |
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because your mother and father |
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Okay? |
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- Okay, |
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It's when mo married people break up |
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They split up their children, house, |
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They fight over eveything, |
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Kenya! |
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You wanted her in the private school, |
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That's exactly like you at that age, |
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See, I got mo of them, |
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You guys behave while we're gone, okay? |
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- We will, |
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I love you, too, Kiss Mama, |
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- You guys be good, |
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I'II see you later, okay? |
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- See you later, |
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Okay, here's your decaf. |
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- Thanks, baby, |
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I know, I saw that. |
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Babe, what is it? |
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- What? |
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- What? |
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this hall to go get the coffee |
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You're just so happy. |
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- What's going on, What am I missing? |
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It's gonna be so nice. |
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And without Mike, I'm sure it's gonna be |
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Yeah. Yeah, hopefully. |
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Why couldn't you just get my luggage? |
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I mean, what are you working out for? |
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- Is that them? |
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That is them. |
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- Oh, my,,, |
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You better shut up, okay? |
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- It's always the same damn thing with you, |
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No, you know what? |
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Some rope and some ducttape and three |
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I will bust a cap in that ass! |
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$49,95. |
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- Hi, Di! |
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Hi, how you doing? |
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- I'm good, |
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He gets on my nerves. |
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- Hey! |
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Hey, Tery! Excuse me, |
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That hat, man! |
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This is my vacation hat! |
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Either that or it'll cut you! |
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Okay, y'all keep it down, |
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We're not tying to get |
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Tell that to the pirate, |
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You know what, Marcus? |
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The flight's a little delayed, so,,, |
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Yes, it's delayed, |
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Come on, man, |
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Good to see you, Angela, |
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Make me sick! |
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What is going on now? |
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Girl, ever since he got the little |
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Listen, We're gonna have |
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- Yes, |
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- Yes, just peace, |
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I need some peace! |
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Wait a second, |
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Girl, please. With that Negro? |
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You better be glad I ain't on crack, okay? |
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We have a flightto the Bahamas. |
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- And we're gonna connect to Nassau, |
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Ma'am, I understand that, |
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Hi |
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I'm Kelly, I love you on Sports Shuffle. |
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That's Kelly, She loves you, |
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Ma'am, we're both married. |
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Is this your bodyguard or something? |
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Yes, it is, This is my bodyguard, Rufus, |
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You watch my show, huh? |
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- All the time, |
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- Me and my dad, we watch it together, |
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You two are actually the same age, |
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You look good, girl! |
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I feel good! |
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Terry must be knocking it out the box |
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- for you to be smiling like that! |
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You glowing, girl! |
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What, you pregnant again? |
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No, no, After the surgey |
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I'm just happy he has his son, |
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He's happy, I'm happy, It's good, |
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He's so good with the kids, |
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Hey, hey, sister, |
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When things fall into place, |
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That is too bad. |
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Are you even listening to me? |
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Give me a minute. |
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Can I just get an autograph? |
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This is like a movie, Are you serious? |
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Marcus, you don't have time for this, |
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It's 9:00. |
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Twelve, 11, 10 o'clock. |
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What's wrong with you, Ruf? |
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What's wrong with your neck, man? |
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No, no, y'all got time, y'all got time. |
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You wanna write her number down? |
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Tery, Marcus wants to get the ho's number, |
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No, no, no, Marcus! |
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Eveybody, my husband, Marcus, |
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Calling all hos! |
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It's a brother over there, named Marcus, |
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Come get the ho's number, Marcus! |
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Boy, this is beautiful, |
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I love it. I love it. |
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- Hi! |
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- Welcome to the Bahamas! |
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Thank you! Oh, this is great, |
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Oh, word, Thank you, |
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Baby, look, |
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- Wow, |
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Oh, I love it! |
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This is better than the brochure! |
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Check it out. |
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Stunning. I love it! I love it, |
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Come on, let's go outside, |
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This is paradise! |
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- Yo, Jet Skis! What? What? |
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I love it. How beautiful. |
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Honey, if you ever had a question... |
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Watch your step, |
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lfyou ever had a question |
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you can't deny this! |
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Stunning! |
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So this is where all our money went, huh? |
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Don't look at it that way, please, |
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This is what we need. |
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I need a job, |
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Okay, I don'twant you |
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Just relax. |
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But, babe, I mean, the move to Atlanta, |
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the new baby, |
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maybe we should have waited |
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Stop stressing, please, |
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I don't wanna waste this week. |
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Look around you, Come on! |
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Yeah, you're right, You're right, |
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- Welcome to Bahamas! |
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This is amazing! |
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- It looks better than it did online, |
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This is beautiful! This is gorgeous! |
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- Hey! |
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- Hi! |
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Good to see you! |
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You don't even look like |
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- Shut up! |
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- Where's Troy? |
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That sounds like a lot offun. |
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Go on and go, You know you want to, |
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- I can go? Thank you. |
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This is gonna be amazing for us, |
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- See you. |
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- I'm good! I'm so glad to see you! |
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He's wonderFul, He's wonderful. |
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I got some pictures, |
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When you gonna have another baby, Pat? |
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That's not gonna happen, |
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- No, |
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How's the house? |
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It's good. It's good, |
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And how is Troy adjusting to the South? |
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He's having trouble finding a job, |
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Girl, I feel terrible. |
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you know, just to be closerto my mom |
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- and you guys, |
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I don't know. |
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It'll work itself out, |
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I know. I know. |
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You hear that? |
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- Hey! |
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- Hi! |
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Come on in! |
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- Nice to see you! |
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Hey, baby. How are you? |
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- It's good to see you, |
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- Hi, sweetheart! |
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- You look beautiful! |
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- What's up? |
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What? |
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We flew over here with Angela and Marcus. |
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Yes, we flew over the cuckoo's nest. |
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See, this is whywe came early, |
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I told Dianne, I said, |
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She said, "No, I wanna make sure |
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- I should have listened, |
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- Now I've got a headache, man, |
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They're in the car, still arguing! |
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- You don't hearthem? |
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Yeah, I need some crack. |
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Oh, man, is that Troy out there? |
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- You know it is, |
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- Can I go? |
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Okay, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go. |
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I'II send Marcus outthere |
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Hell no! Don't do us any favors, |
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- Excuse us! |
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What's up, Ms, Thing! |
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You look gorgeous, you are glowing! |
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Why is eveybody saying that? |
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You are, that's why! |
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I haven't seen you look like this since |
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I don't know... |
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- See? Always! Always! |
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- What about the money thing? |
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Why'd you have to give him so much? |
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I didn't give him that,,, |
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It's my money, anyway, |
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You know you act like you're rich |
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And did you really have to talk football |
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This is the Bahamas! |
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That man don't knowyou! |
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As a matter of fact, do y'all know this guy? |
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I'II give you $20 if you know him, |
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I'II give you $100 if you know him, |
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Just because one ho at the airport |
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You ain't famous. |
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What the hell are y'all standing here for? |
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Y'all didn't know him, |
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You ain't getting a tip, either, |
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Ask herwhy eveybody at the airport |
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- You know what? Why don't you just,,, |
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- Say hi. |
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Hi, guys! |
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- Hi! Finally! |
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How you doing? |
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Hi! Hi, Shi-Shi! |
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- Hi, Marcus, |
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How you doing, Pat? |
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Oh, man! |
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Look at this! This cabana is hot! |
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It's not a cabana, baby, It's a beach house, |
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Beach houses are bigger than a cabana, |
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Oh, really? Okay. |
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What's that supposed to mean? |
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Some times I wonder, why did I get married? |
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Why did I get married, too? |
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Marcus, the guys are getting changed, |
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Oh, yeah? |
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Bye! |
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But I got to tell you, this is paradise, |
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Come on, let's go outto the beach, |
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Oh, no, Pattie! No, honey! |
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Come on, Pat! I came here to drink, okay? |
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Can you make some ofthose |
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Margaritas. Margaritas, |
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Margarita! Yes! |
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Okey-dokey, |
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Oh, man! You dudes are crazy, man, crazy! |
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I ain't never seen water that clear! |
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What are you talking about? |
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- This your first time here? |
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Man, I needed this break. |
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- Beer? |
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You know, I've been watching your show, |
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Thanks, brother. Yeah, You know... |
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Butfor evey good day I have atwork, |
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- That's Angela, |
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She hates the fact that I'm working, |
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which is crazy, because she was the one |
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about working and making money, |
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And now that I am, now she got |
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No, sir, I do not believe that. |
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There ain't no black woman complaining |
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I don't care what you say! |
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- Are you kidding me, man? |
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Well, there's women, |
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You know some thing? |
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- You think? |
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Y'all should have seen her |
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I'm telling you, Troy, |
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It took us 45 minutes... |
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Oh, no, mo-and-a-half hours to let them |
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Well, the fact is, she was a terrorist, |
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She terrorizes your black ass, |
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No, no, I mean,,, Seriously, |
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I thin. Angela argues with me on purpose |
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just so we can have make-up sex later, |
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- What's wrong with that? |
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- On purpose. |
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No, I'm dead serious, I'm dead serious. |
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She enjoys being mad at me, |
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because later the sex isjust kind of crazy, |
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I bet your ghetto ass be like, "Beat me, |
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And? |
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He says, "And"! |
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Let me tell you, I might be able |
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You let me slap Dianne, Dianne would |
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She'd call the cops, |
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You got to work her into that, |
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- No, man! No, no, I'm telling you, |
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- No, no, |
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Mywife is half-Asian, |
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The black half might have it, |
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You know what I've figured out, |
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I've searched and searched for reasons |
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I got nothing. Nothing! |
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You don't even have to look forthe |
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So I don't necessarily agree with |
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So, how's it been with you, T? |
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You been crossing the goal line lately? |
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What are you talking about? |
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End zone? |
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What the hell are you talking about, man? |
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Yes, man! Will you cut it out |
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I don't know what the hell |
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I'm still doing it? |
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Yes! |
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Y'all fellas are crazy, man, |
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Yeah, we all nuts, man, we all nuts, |
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Like you and Sheila, |
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Good, And the baby's good, |
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Yeah, man, And itwas Mike that led us |
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That she couldn't have the baby, |
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And when all the while, |
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it was his players on the sideline, |
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There you go again! |
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Marcus, are we gonna need an NFL |
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Dude, will you cut it out? |
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Look, I told Dianne, I said, "Listen, |
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When 0ianne was pregnant |
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I was scared to come home! |
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I had this time when Patricia was pregnant, |
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I'd come home, |
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and starts cying, |
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and then curses me out! |
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What's wrong with that? It's your fault, |
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You don't get it? |
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Don'tyou know all women are crazy? |
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They "mazy"! |
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Patricia doesn't even cuss! |
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- Yeah, Well, you know what? |
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There's sides of that woman |
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I saw it. |
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- When? |
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Martina Jimenez, |
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- You told Patricia you was atwork, |
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I remember that! |
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Yeah, I remember that. |
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I mean, she was worse than Angela, |
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No. |
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Ain't nobody worse than Angela, |
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Wait a minute, young man, |
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Hey, you're going to fit in right around here! |
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I mean, no disrespect, |
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She's out there, man, |
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My little mumin? |
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- Here you go, Pat, |
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Okay. You know you start |
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- Me? |
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Why? |
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- _our booh? He Cheated. So Now What? |
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- Can I quote you? |
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Y'all ready for this? Here we go, |
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_'ln relationships, you must,,, |
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_',,, respect each other's privacy,,," |
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I don't sound like that, do I? |
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- Yes, you do! Yes, you do! |
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Let me tell you a little _ecret, |
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Okay, never mind! |
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All right, "In relationships, |
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"Case in point, I don't have the password |
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"I trust him." |
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So, when I read that, I asked Marcus |
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Angela, why would you do that? |
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Because you told me to! |
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How did I tell you to? |
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Because you said that |
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to his cell phone because you trust him, |
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So, I took thatto mean that |
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- What? |
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- What did he say? |
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Evey time he lies, he says, |
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"I lost it, you know what I'm saying? |
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I don't have Troy's, I trust that man, |
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I trust Tery, but I do have his, |
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You have it? How? |
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He gave it to me, |
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What, you didn't have to do no tricks? |
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What's going on in here? |
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Oh, hell, no! Oh, hell, no, Mike! |
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I was hoping Marcus divorced your ass |
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and married a nicer, kinder, sexier woman. |
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Mike, don't playwith me, |
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Look, I own part of a timeshare, I'm here |
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This Negro got some neye! |
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And you're getting on the last one, |
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Now where are the fellas at? |
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Down on the Jet Skis. |
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Jet Skis, now that's a plan, |
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Hello, Sheila. |
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I hear you had a baby, Congratulations, |
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And what are these bags? |
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It's called luggage. As in baggage, |
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As in when you look in the mirror, |
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You are such a queen, |
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You know some thing? I'm not gonna |
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I'm gonna see the fellas, |
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I don't believe this. |
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I told you, man, |
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Ain't nothing there, |
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For the last three months, |
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- A happy woman,,, |
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Happy home, that's right, |
00:22:55 |
I wouldn't know anything about that, |
00:23:00 |
What the hell is he doing here? |
00:23:02 |
- Who? |
00:23:05 |
Are you serious? |
00:23:08 |
What's up, fellas? |
00:23:12 |
What are you doing here, Mike? |
00:23:13 |
My part ofthe timeshare. |
00:23:18 |
Okay, did you come through the house? |
00:23:20 |
- Yeah, |
00:23:22 |
- Yeah, they saw me, |
00:23:25 |
Angela said, "Oh, hell, no, no! |
00:23:31 |
She was patting her weave? |
00:23:33 |
Your wife, man... |
00:23:35 |
Man, I feel so sory for you. |
00:23:42 |
Hello, Sherim. |
00:23:44 |
What's up? |
00:23:45 |
Congratulations on the baby, |
00:23:49 |
So, you name him Mike Junior? |
00:23:52 |
What? It's ajoke! Man, come on, y'all! |
00:23:57 |
No, man, |
00:24:00 |
had you taken care ofyour business |
00:24:04 |
All right! So, Sherim, it's like that now? |
00:24:07 |
- Cut it out, man. Cut it out, |
00:24:09 |
Please tell me, numberone, |
00:24:12 |
and numbermo, you didn't bring,,, |
00:24:15 |
- Tricka? |
00:24:17 |
- Trina, Trina, |
00:24:19 |
Yeah, as long as you put |
00:24:21 |
- Come on, now, That's mywife. |
00:24:25 |
But, Sherim, don't you wory, man, |
00:24:27 |
- It's all good, |
00:24:33 |
Okay, |
00:24:38 |
Where are you going? |
00:24:41 |
Gonna check on mywife, |
00:24:44 |
He's gonna chec_ on his wife! |
00:24:48 |
- This is gonna be fun! |
00:24:50 |
All right, come on, Marcu_, |
00:24:51 |
No, man, the wake emect has got me |
00:24:56 |
- What? |
00:24:58 |
All right, I'm out, |
00:24:59 |
- Enjoy yourself, |
00:25:14 |
We know, we know. |
00:25:17 |
He's not staying, |
00:25:18 |
He can't stay, he can't, |
00:25:20 |
Tery, there is no way, |
00:25:22 |
Hey, you're a lamer, He paid his money, |
00:25:27 |
- Maybe we should leave then, |
00:25:29 |
No, guys, We spent our last to be here, |
00:25:32 |
Guys, guys, come on. |
00:25:35 |
We're all adults here, right? |
00:25:37 |
Sheila, we can ty to control him, |
00:25:38 |
Yeah... No. We all remember Colorado |
00:25:42 |
So, I don't know about controlling him, |
00:25:44 |
We are adults, we can handle this, |
00:25:46 |
We can run inter Ference |
00:25:50 |
against the opposing team, |
00:25:53 |
Marcus, whatthe hell are you |
00:25:58 |
Sory, I've been hosting too long, |
00:26:00 |
Negro, you onlywork on the weekend., |
00:26:02 |
You can't get nobody omthe 50-yard line |
00:26:04 |
'cause you can't get your little sliders |
00:26:08 |
That doesn't make any sense at all! |
00:26:11 |
- Why you always gotta start? |
00:26:12 |
Gavin's got a point. |
00:26:16 |
Rational? |
00:26:17 |
Oh, no, No, no, no, no, Don't... |
00:26:20 |
My wife agrees with me, |
00:26:22 |
Rational. |
00:26:24 |
Y'all be rational, okay? |
00:26:26 |
But ifthis fool gets out of line, |
00:26:29 |
Y'all know I'm from Camden, |
00:26:32 |
You all be rational, she's gonna be ghetto, |
00:26:35 |
All right, come on, let's go and unpack, |
00:26:41 |
Come on, Marcus. |
00:26:43 |
0id shejust grab his nipple? |
00:26:45 |
Probably, |
00:26:51 |
See what I mean? Make-up sex, |
00:26:55 |
- What'd he say? |
00:26:58 |
So, I guess he's staying, |
00:27:00 |
Okay, look, |
00:27:03 |
We are gonna enjoy ourselves, |
00:27:05 |
and we're not gonna waste ourtime |
00:27:08 |
- That's right, That's right, |
00:27:11 |
A deal's a deal. |
00:27:12 |
Sheila, |
00:27:15 |
can I tal to you for a minute? |
00:27:19 |
See? It's crazy that he's even here, |
00:27:21 |
I cannot believe that Mike is... |
00:27:25 |
It's so like him! |
00:27:26 |
I don't care nothing about that, |
00:27:28 |
Why'd you have to tell them that? |
00:27:30 |
- Say what? |
00:27:33 |
I didn't think about it. |
00:27:36 |
Baby, I don't want them to know that, |
00:27:37 |
Have you told them how hard it is |
00:27:40 |
They're our friend_, |
00:27:41 |
They're your friends, all right? |
00:27:43 |
I barely know them, |
00:27:45 |
And I don't want them all in our business. |
00:27:47 |
I definitely don't want |
00:27:49 |
I know you don't knowthem like I do, babe, |
00:27:51 |
But trust me, they're really good people,,, |
00:27:53 |
I don'twant them in our business. |
00:27:59 |
Okay, It won't happen again, |
00:28:06 |
I'm serious. |
00:28:09 |
We are on vacation. |
00:28:30 |
Shoot, last time I was here, |
00:28:32 |
I caught a fish thatwas 13-feet long, |
00:28:36 |
- Yeah, we hearyou! |
00:28:39 |
I even had to have help bringing |
00:28:42 |
I helped you, know what I'm saying? |
00:28:46 |
What? |
00:28:47 |
Nothing, Marcus, Nothing, |
00:28:49 |
Why didn't Troy come? |
00:28:50 |
What, you got to ask? |
00:28:52 |
You're sitting next |
00:28:54 |
so that's why the hell he didn't come! |
00:28:56 |
So, Mike, how'd you guys make out |
00:28:59 |
My firm held, man, |
00:29:03 |
In fact, one guy committed suicide, |
00:29:05 |
He was a trust fund baby, |
00:29:07 |
In fact, I got to tell Sheila about that |
00:29:09 |
'cause we had dinner with him |
00:29:11 |
and she always said he was unstable, |
00:29:13 |
That girl, I tell you, |
00:29:16 |
Almost. |
00:29:18 |
Watch it. |
00:29:19 |
- We'rejust kidding around, baby, |
00:29:21 |
I ain'tthat bad, so you need to stop, |
00:29:22 |
Okay, No, you ain't that bad! |
00:29:24 |
You're right, you're worse! |
00:29:27 |
Mike, why are you so sensitive? |
00:29:31 |
Sensitive. |
00:29:32 |
What ever! What ever! |
00:29:36 |
Look, we had some good times, |
00:29:39 |
- No! |
00:29:41 |
- Like, no, not at all. |
00:29:44 |
- Exactly, man, what does it matter? |
00:29:47 |
Say what? |
00:29:48 |
Look, I miss her, o_ay? I miss her, |
00:29:50 |
Hold up a second, Mike, who are you? |
00:29:53 |
I iust don't know what the hell |
00:29:54 |
We came on vacation, we came to have |
00:29:58 |
All right, I'm just looking back at my life, |
00:30:02 |
When you look back at your life, |
00:30:03 |
you find that old girl that you dogged out |
00:30:06 |
and you wish you knew then |
00:30:08 |
That's all, all right? Sheila's a good woman, |
00:30:11 |
You know _he'_ happily married, |
00:30:12 |
Exactly, happily married, |
00:30:13 |
Does she talk to Dianne or to Pat about me? |
00:30:17 |
She never talks about you, man, honestly, |
00:30:18 |
Sheila told Pat that she's happily married, |
00:30:21 |
Please fast fonNard that. |
00:30:22 |
Happily married, in spite ofthe fact |
00:30:27 |
- Troy's jobless? |
00:30:28 |
- He got nojob? |
00:30:29 |
- Don't tell him that! |
00:30:31 |
What, he laying on the couch? |
00:30:32 |
No, he's notjobless, they just moved |
00:30:36 |
So he's tying to find a job, |
00:30:37 |
- There's a dimerence_ |
00:30:38 |
Yo, we're about to kill all this. |
00:30:40 |
Marcus, does Sheila talk to Angela |
00:30:42 |
No, like, never. |
00:30:46 |
I know you're lying, |
00:30:47 |
I'm not lying, I'm telling you the truth! |
00:30:49 |
If he was lying, you would know he's lying, |
00:30:51 |
Hold on, hold on. |
00:30:52 |
Wait, wait, |
00:30:55 |
- How big was that fish, again? |
00:30:57 |
How big was the fish? |
00:30:59 |
- Thirteen feet, know what I'm saying? |
00:31:02 |
Oh, wait, wait, wait! |
00:31:05 |
And Sheila nevertalks to Angela about me? |
00:31:08 |
No. |
00:31:10 |
Know what I'm saying! It isn't happening, |
00:31:15 |
Why would Mikejust show up like that? |
00:31:17 |
'Cause he's a damn fool. |
00:31:21 |
Sometimes, when we haven't dealt with |
00:31:24 |
Yeah, but I dealt with that. |
00:31:25 |
How's Troy dealing with it? |
00:31:28 |
He's okay with Mike being here, |
00:31:30 |
but he got mad because I said |
00:31:34 |
- Yeah, I felt that, |
00:31:37 |
- 0id you spend your last? |
00:31:39 |
Well, then you weren't wrong, |
00:31:40 |
No, she wasn't wrong, but it is dimerent |
00:31:44 |
Oh, I know that. |
00:31:46 |
This man has so much on his mind, |
00:31:49 |
really bad that he can't give you |
00:31:51 |
But I never made him feel bad about that. |
00:31:54 |
I don't care about that stum, anyway, |
00:31:56 |
Yeah, but see, that doesn't matter. |
00:31:57 |
This is what he thinks |
00:31:59 |
is really tojustty to make him |
00:32:02 |
I thought I was doing that, |
00:32:03 |
Child, please, all that man needs is a job, |
00:32:07 |
And then when he gets a job, |
00:32:11 |
and staying out late all the time, |
00:32:13 |
and telling you how much |
00:32:16 |
and how much he's making more than you, |
00:32:19 |
and how he could be doing betterthan you |
00:32:26 |
- What? |
00:32:30 |
I'm notjealous! I just don't like hisjob! |
00:32:33 |
You dogged that man out |
00:32:36 |
then he got one |
00:32:39 |
Youjustwanna be in control |
00:32:41 |
And now that you feel that |
00:32:44 |
you'rejust taking all your frustrations |
00:32:46 |
Pat, I am not tying to control this man, |
00:32:49 |
I don'twanna control him, |
00:32:52 |
You see? There it is, right there! |
00:32:54 |
Listen, when people tend to change |
00:32:58 |
And then we panic, |
00:33:02 |
So you have all the answers, don't you? |
00:33:04 |
No, I don't have all the answers, |
00:33:06 |
but I do suggest that you loosen up |
00:33:11 |
You might see a dimerence, |
00:33:12 |
This is Marcus we are talking about, |
00:33:16 |
I loosen up my grip, |
00:33:19 |
She might be right about that, |
00:33:21 |
But it is absolutely amazing to me |
00:33:24 |
how you can look at eveybody else |
00:33:27 |
Angela, I'm a doctor, This is what I do, |
00:33:31 |
Yeah, Well, you know what? |
00:33:34 |
Let me get a few drinks up in y'all |
00:33:39 |
You know, you all act |
00:33:42 |
Matter of fact, bartender |
00:33:46 |
- Yes, ma'am, |
00:33:53 |
- ,,, nice looking, |
00:33:56 |
Baby, I hope you look good over there, |
00:33:58 |
- We got next, Careful. |
00:34:01 |
- They gonna lose, |
00:34:04 |
We are. We're about to win. |
00:34:06 |
Okay, Marcus, what've you got? |
00:34:07 |
- I gotfive and a possible. |
00:34:11 |
Come on, baby, |
00:34:12 |
No, I don't. |
00:34:14 |
I'm looking at at least three books |
00:34:17 |
Mike! |
00:34:18 |
What? The man ain't playing his hand, |
00:34:25 |
I guess ifanybody knows what to do |
00:34:31 |
What? I like this guy, Sheila, |
00:34:34 |
Hey, you're quick on yourfeet, buddy! |
00:34:37 |
Play your card, baby, |
00:34:38 |
Don't rush me. |
00:34:40 |
Mike, why don'twe go take a walk? |
00:34:45 |
Why would we do that? |
00:34:46 |
Because you're a third wheel, |
00:34:50 |
Right, |
00:34:52 |
I'm enjoying myself, thank you, |
00:34:55 |
So, Troy, how's life in Atlanta? |
00:35:01 |
- Life is good, thank you, |
00:35:03 |
- And she was talking to you,,, |
00:35:07 |
Life is good there, okay? |
00:35:12 |
Please, let's play cards, Come on, |
00:35:14 |
He can't speak for himself? |
00:35:17 |
When Sheila and I first moved there, |
00:35:19 |
and I was looking for a job, |
00:35:22 |
ltwas rough, How's theiob search? |
00:35:30 |
What? |
00:35:36 |
Wow. |
00:35:38 |
Let me tell you something, my man, |
00:35:41 |
I'm not the kind ofcat that's gonna sit here |
00:35:44 |
Matter offact, I don't even like |
00:35:47 |
But since you are here, do yourselfa favor, |
00:35:50 |
sit there, nurse your little fruitjuice |
00:35:53 |
and leave me and mine the hell alone. |
00:35:55 |
Cool? |
00:35:58 |
All right, got that? Appreciate it, |
00:36:15 |
- Yeah, |
00:36:21 |
- Whose phone is that? |
00:36:23 |
Isn't that your ring? |
00:36:24 |
Yeah, it's a voicemail, |
00:36:26 |
- Okay. I'll check it. Yeah. Be right back. |
00:36:29 |
Dianne can check the messages |
00:36:33 |
Wow, So she has his password, too, |
00:36:37 |
- Hey, you reneged. |
00:36:40 |
Yes, he did, That's four books for us, |
00:36:43 |
So we won! |
00:36:45 |
I'm just tired, know what I'm saying? |
00:36:50 |
Wait a minute, Marcus, no! |
00:36:51 |
How you gonna just renege like that |
00:36:56 |
Tery, that's not right, |
00:37:45 |
Baby, you know I didn't say anything |
00:37:51 |
Think that make. Me feel good? |
00:37:59 |
I'm sory, babe, |
00:38:02 |
Look, I know you've been tying, I do, |
00:38:10 |
And we're gonna be all right, okay? |
00:38:14 |
Just don't be mad, okay? |
00:38:20 |
I'm not. I iust wanna go to sleep, |
00:38:33 |
Yep, I agree, I agree with that, Pat, |
00:38:42 |
Marcus, what you got to hide? |
00:38:45 |
I don't know how manytimes |
00:38:47 |
Why don't you just drop it? |
00:38:49 |
Because your name is spelled S-N-E-A-K-Y, |
00:38:54 |
Look, I'm not giving you my password, |
00:38:57 |
- Why? |
00:38:59 |
Marcus, you remember Keisha? |
00:39:04 |
Why the hell should I trust you? |
00:39:06 |
Baby, that's been over three years, |
00:39:08 |
Have I given you any reason |
00:39:10 |
Yes, since you won't give me |
00:39:15 |
Okay. The password to my cell phone |
00:39:19 |
is G-O, the numbermo, H-E-L-L. |
00:39:31 |
Babe. |
00:39:32 |
Did you notice that Pat and Gavin |
00:39:36 |
I really didn't notice that, no, |
00:39:38 |
I don't think you were paying attention, |
00:39:39 |
I noticed it. |
00:39:40 |
I spoke to her, she said they're doing great, |
00:39:43 |
That's Pat, honey, She's always... |
00:39:47 |
You're right, She does say that a lot, |
00:39:48 |
Well, I'll talk to her. |
00:39:51 |
Yeah, talk to her after you talk to me, |
00:39:55 |
You wanna talk to me? |
00:39:59 |
Phil. |
00:40:05 |
Who's Phil? |
00:40:07 |
You're funny, "Who's Phil?" |
00:40:10 |
What I was about to saywas, |
00:40:14 |
so we can take a bath. |
00:40:19 |
0o you wanna take a bath together? |
00:40:23 |
Yeah. Yeah, let's do that. |
00:40:25 |
Okay, |
00:40:39 |
I am not |
00:40:42 |
going through |
00:40:45 |
I'm not gonna do thatwith you, all right? |
00:40:48 |
I ain't Mike. |
00:40:49 |
Well, you know what? |
00:40:51 |
Not talking to me, |
00:40:54 |
You are putting me |
00:40:57 |
and it is not good, Trust me, |
00:40:59 |
- Can you please let this go? |
00:41:01 |
Now, I know I wanted us to move. |
00:41:05 |
But you agreed, |
00:41:07 |
And I know you haven't found a job, |
00:41:11 |
So we're gonna make it together, okay? |
00:41:13 |
I don't wanna talk about this right now, |
00:41:15 |
You know what? Lfthis is too much |
00:41:20 |
Because I'm not gonna do this with you, |
00:41:22 |
I'm not gonna do this with you |
00:41:25 |
What are you saying? |
00:41:28 |
I'm not going anmhere, Sheila, |
00:41:29 |
Then why aren't you looking at me? |
00:41:32 |
Why aren't you acting like my husband? |
00:41:36 |
Goodness! I'm just tying,,, |
00:41:41 |
You know what? Let me find out |
00:41:43 |
Look, I'm not talking to you |
00:41:46 |
because you're crazy, |
00:41:48 |
- I'm crazy? |
00:41:50 |
But eveytime we go to dinner, |
00:41:53 |
you lay your cell phone |
00:41:55 |
And then when you get text messages, |
00:41:57 |
you read them away from me |
00:42:00 |
And you come home late from work |
00:42:02 |
I have late games, I'm in locker rooms late, |
00:42:05 |
You know what? Then them must be |
00:42:09 |
'cause you come home |
00:42:11 |
with lipstic. On your collar, |
00:42:14 |
You know what? I'm going to sleep, |
00:42:18 |
Marcus. No, you're not going to sleep, |
00:42:19 |
I want the password to your cell phone, |
00:42:23 |
Marcus, I want that password, |
00:42:24 |
Do you know that Dianne has |
00:42:28 |
And Patricia, she even gives an acronym |
00:42:33 |
which is what evey relationship |
00:42:36 |
and I'm tying to wor_ that tru_t, |
00:42:39 |
T, talk, |
00:42:40 |
communicate, which is what |
00:42:43 |
R, release, |
00:42:45 |
which means I should be cussing |
00:42:48 |
U is for understanding, |
00:42:52 |
why I want the password |
00:42:55 |
S is for submit, I ain't doing that, |
00:42:58 |
T stands fortalk to that bastard |
00:42:59 |
till he gives you |
00:43:02 |
Give me the password number |
00:43:04 |
- You want it? |
00:43:06 |
- I know what you want, |
00:43:08 |
- You want it? |
00:43:09 |
- Yeah, I know what you want. |
00:43:10 |
I want that password to that cell phone, |
00:43:12 |
Marcus, stop it! I want that password, |
00:43:14 |
I said I want the password, |
00:43:16 |
No, I want the password to the cell phone, |
00:43:19 |
I want the password! Give me the password, |
00:43:22 |
Give me the... |
00:43:27 |
Marcus, I want the password, |
00:43:29 |
Come here. |
00:43:31 |
Stop fighting me, Come here, Come here, |
00:43:42 |
I don't think you understand |
00:43:47 |
I've always been able to provide, |
00:43:51 |
It's been months. |
00:43:55 |
And the money from the sale ofthe store, |
00:44:02 |
I'm just stressed, man, |
00:44:07 |
It doesn't have anything |
00:44:10 |
I iust need some time, It's just,,, |
00:44:14 |
You have to communicate thatwith me. |
00:44:20 |
I am not the same woman I used to be. |
00:44:22 |
I am not the kind of woman |
00:44:28 |
Baby, the hardest thing in the world |
00:44:30 |
is to have a good man |
00:44:35 |
I thin. It's harderto have a good woman |
00:44:38 |
after she's had a bad man. |
00:44:40 |
Then when you punish me |
00:44:43 |
for loving you or wanting to talk to you, |
00:44:49 |
you make me wanna do something |
00:44:54 |
Can you feel me on that? |
00:44:56 |
I've been a bad boy, |
00:44:59 |
I thin. I need to be punished, |
00:45:02 |
- What is the problem? |
00:45:04 |
You can't understand me. |
00:45:05 |
I'm not gonna do this with you right now, |
00:45:07 |
No, listen to me, |
00:45:08 |
Marcus and Angela, |
00:45:12 |
I'm not gonna go through this, |
00:45:15 |
Sounds like Patricia. |
00:45:17 |
- I'II go, babe, |
00:45:23 |
Keep your voice down, |
00:45:32 |
Hey, Pat, Are you okay? |
00:45:39 |
I'm rine. |
00:45:40 |
0id I just hear you guys arguing in there? |
00:45:44 |
No, we're fine. |
00:45:49 |
Pat, |
00:45:52 |
you can't spend your entire life |
00:45:56 |
Dianne, I know that. |
00:45:58 |
If you know that, okay, well, then tell me, |
00:46:00 |
'Cause you never tell anybody |
00:46:05 |
I'm fine, really, |
00:46:10 |
You wanna go get some warm milk |
00:46:12 |
No, but I was gonna go get some water, |
00:46:14 |
- I'll go with you, |
00:46:21 |
Honey, you're gonna lose your mind |
00:46:27 |
Please go back to bed, okay? |
00:46:33 |
We're fine. |
00:47:13 |
Good morning, Sheila, |
00:47:19 |
You know, there's staff that does that. |
00:47:21 |
It's part of the package, |
00:47:24 |
Troy likes my cooking, |
00:47:26 |
Troy, I used to love your cooking, |
00:47:30 |
Yeah. That's why I ate so much of it alone, |
00:47:36 |
How are you? |
00:47:41 |
Okay, Mike, |
00:47:43 |
What the hell are you doing here? |
00:47:46 |
Are you here tying to start some mess? |
00:47:49 |
Lfyou're tying to start some mess, |
00:47:55 |
I'm over it, and I am overyou, |
00:48:00 |
Is it really that easy to get over someone? |
00:48:03 |
Especially after all the time we shared? |
00:48:09 |
Look, do you remember the night |
00:48:13 |
Ltwas storming out. |
00:48:20 |
I remember you were scared to death, |
00:48:22 |
It was fun. |
00:48:25 |
But I remember you cried all the way home, |
00:48:29 |
'cause you thought |
00:48:31 |
Itwas the rirsttime we made love. |
00:48:34 |
It was the best. |
00:48:38 |
I've been sitting at home, |
00:48:40 |
thin_ing about all the good times we had, |
00:48:45 |
0o you remember the first apartment |
00:48:49 |
The green carpet in the bedroom? |
00:48:54 |
The out-of-date, pink tile in the bathroom? |
00:48:58 |
And the kitchen, you loved the _itchen, |
00:49:00 |
You painted the kitchen orange, |
00:49:02 |
- It was yellow, |
00:49:06 |
It was yellow, |
00:49:09 |
I remember it because |
00:49:14 |
of that hole in the wall, |
00:49:17 |
the one when you pushed me into it, |
00:49:20 |
And I remember the pink tile, |
00:49:26 |
And forthe life of me, I couldn't... |
00:49:30 |
I couldn't get that blood up, |
00:49:32 |
And I remember the bedroom. |
00:49:36 |
Itwas cold, |
00:49:40 |
vey cold, |
00:49:43 |
And there was no light, |
00:49:45 |
None. |
00:49:47 |
And I was so depressed, |
00:49:55 |
That's what I remember |
00:50:07 |
- Look, Sheila,,, |
00:50:10 |
I don't know what came over me, okay? |
00:50:15 |
I am so sory. And, look, I miss you,,, |
00:50:18 |
Please, stop! |
00:50:20 |
You are my past, |
00:50:21 |
and there ain't no future in it, okay? |
00:50:25 |
I know. |
00:50:29 |
Get your ass out ofthis kitchen, Go! |
00:50:58 |
Hi, you guys! Oh, God, |
00:51:03 |
I feel so relaxed. |
00:51:05 |
- Could you stay that way? |
00:51:07 |
Come in, it's so warm out there. |
00:51:09 |
Nope, I've already been in, |
00:51:12 |
- Come on, Dianne! |
00:51:18 |
What is this? |
00:51:19 |
I'm so sory, it's the wind, |
00:51:21 |
0id the voodoo king and queen |
00:51:25 |
- Angela! |
00:51:27 |
What did y'all just do? |
00:51:30 |
No, we had a friend |
00:51:32 |
- What |
00:51:33 |
it's a little unpredictable here, I'm so sory, |
00:51:36 |
Please forgive us, butthese are her ashes, |
00:51:44 |
- Calm down, Angela, |
00:51:46 |
Just relax! |
00:51:48 |
Calm down, Angela! |
00:51:53 |
Is there anything we can do? |
00:51:54 |
Just ignore her, She'll be totallyfine! |
00:51:59 |
That's befitting, 'cause our friend |
00:52:02 |
Her name was Bertha Monroe, |
00:52:05 |
And she was a character |
00:52:08 |
- How long ago did she pass? |
00:52:11 |
I'm sory to hearthat, |
00:52:13 |
How old was she? |
00:52:14 |
I don't know, she'd nevertell us. |
00:52:15 |
Well, she nevertold us the truth, |
00:52:20 |
I'm so sory, I'm Patricia Agnew, |
00:52:21 |
- Hello |
00:52:24 |
Hi, Sheila. |
00:52:25 |
All right, my name is Porter Jones, |
00:52:28 |
- Nice to meet you. |
00:52:30 |
And once again, forgive us, we're sory, |
00:52:31 |
We're just going down the beach |
00:52:35 |
Fireworks! |
00:52:36 |
It's the annual carnival, |
00:52:39 |
Wait,, . |
00:52:40 |
- We should invite them to dinner, |
00:52:41 |
Mr, and Mrs, Jones |
00:52:43 |
Yeah, it's our last night here, |
00:52:45 |
It's when we share our |
00:52:47 |
It would only be befitting |
00:52:51 |
We would absolutely love it, |
00:52:53 |
I don't thin. Eveybody would love it, |
00:53:03 |
Fourteen years, we're still in love, |
00:53:07 |
Life is good, |
00:53:10 |
And I knew that I didn't wanna |
00:53:13 |
spend the rest of my life |
00:53:17 |
So I married her. |
00:53:20 |
And I'm so glad I did, |
00:53:23 |
You are so sweet, |
00:53:26 |
I love you, too, baby, |
00:53:30 |
Wait_ Watch your _tep, |
00:53:31 |
Sheila, Troy, your turn, |
00:53:35 |
Yes. |
00:53:37 |
Okay, I can't hold that, |
00:53:42 |
Here we go. We're alway. Up, |
00:53:46 |
Why I got married is simple, |
00:53:51 |
Behind her eyes was |
00:53:53 |
so much pain and truth and love |
00:53:57 |
that I wanted to help her, heal her, |
00:54:02 |
I wanted to be her hero. |
00:54:06 |
Little did I know that |
00:54:10 |
she'd be all that for me, and then some. |
00:54:13 |
She's my queen, |
00:54:15 |
Why did I get married? |
00:54:18 |
When I met Troy, it was his eyes, |
00:54:21 |
They said that I could mary him, |
00:54:26 |
I needed to trust and to love |
00:54:30 |
because I've been through a lot of pain |
00:54:33 |
in my past relationship and in my life, |
00:54:36 |
I believed that there had to be an opposite |
00:54:42 |
to the misey, the loneliness, |
00:54:44 |
and I found that exact opposite |
00:54:48 |
in this man. |
00:54:53 |
Marcus, Angela? |
00:54:55 |
I pass, |
00:54:56 |
Y'all know she ain't got |
00:54:58 |
All right, you mo, stop! |
00:54:59 |
Why don't you leave me a message, |
00:55:01 |
and I'll check it |
00:55:05 |
How about that? |
00:55:06 |
Here we go, |
00:55:10 |
Pat and Gavin, you wanna go? |
00:55:17 |
I think we should allow |
00:55:20 |
I agree with what she said, yeah, |
00:55:25 |
So be it. |
00:55:27 |
All you do is go up |
00:55:32 |
Okay, |
00:55:34 |
It's been so long, |
00:55:37 |
Oh, stop it, |
00:55:39 |
Mademoiselle, please, |
00:55:42 |
I didn't know we was gonna be on exhibit, |
00:55:50 |
We've been married 53 years, right? |
00:55:52 |
- Fifty-five, |
00:55:54 |
Yes. |
00:55:56 |
I just said that to see |
00:55:59 |
Right, |
00:56:01 |
I married this sweet little soul |
00:56:07 |
She was the only woman for me, |
00:56:10 |
That's not how I remember it. |
00:56:14 |
He asked me to wait because |
00:56:21 |
And when he came back home, |
00:56:27 |
But he wanted Edna Rankins. |
00:56:31 |
No, let bygones be bygones, |
00:56:33 |
- I'm gonna spill it, |
00:56:35 |
He married this little hussy, you see? |
00:56:38 |
And in three years time, she run off, |
00:56:44 |
- So you waited for him, |
00:56:48 |
I married Washington Freeman, |
00:56:52 |
He was the countriest man I ever met. |
00:56:54 |
- Three times her age, |
00:56:56 |
He was so old, |
00:56:59 |
Shut up! |
00:57:04 |
He worked in the fields, with the cows. |
00:57:06 |
He always smelled like cow chips, |
00:57:07 |
Just stop it, |
00:57:11 |
Well, his marriage ended |
00:57:15 |
Literally! The milkman! |
00:57:17 |
Leaving him with mo children to raise, |
00:57:20 |
You know, I wentto the market one day, |
00:57:22 |
and I saw him there |
00:57:26 |
- I laughed so hard! He got mad at me! |
00:57:29 |
She was vey rude! |
00:57:31 |
There I am, tying to get the children |
00:57:34 |
I said to him, |
00:57:36 |
"The grass wasn't so green after all!" |
00:57:39 |
I swore that I would never |
00:57:41 |
Of course, you know, I did, |
00:57:44 |
Next winter, Washington took ill, |
00:57:49 |
By the summer, |
00:57:53 |
I buried him, |
00:57:55 |
and then we had to leave the farm |
00:58:01 |
I went to church, and I prayed fora miracle, |
00:58:06 |
a place for me |
00:58:12 |
I looked up and I saw an angel! |
00:58:18 |
Ltwas the finest, |
00:58:24 |
He said, |
00:58:27 |
"Hello, Ola," |
00:58:30 |
It was him. |
00:58:34 |
Itwas the way he said my name, |
00:58:37 |
It was the kindest, sweetest |
00:58:42 |
sound I had ever heard. |
00:58:47 |
And I knew then |
00:58:50 |
that I wanted to mary him, |
00:59:08 |
Sweet little angel, |
00:59:12 |
We love each other. |
00:59:16 |
There's no fear. |
00:59:18 |
There's no ego, no attitude, |
00:59:22 |
I look at these young people today, |
00:59:26 |
Looking and wanting love so bad, |
00:59:32 |
not knowing howto find it, |
00:59:34 |
to show them what it is and how to get it, |
00:59:38 |
lfyou don't remember anything |
00:59:43 |
Love, pure love, |
00:59:47 |
will never return to you void, |
00:59:58 |
See why I love this man? |
01:00:06 |
Okay, your turn, Pat and Gavin, |
01:00:12 |
So, y'all want us to go aRer that? |
01:00:14 |
Come on. |
01:00:21 |
Okay, |
01:00:22 |
That was so beautiful. |
01:00:37 |
Well, you all know |
01:00:41 |
and we love each other. |
01:00:45 |
Gavin and I have decided to get a divorce, |
01:00:59 |
Patricia... |
01:01:00 |
We love each other vey, vey much, |
01:01:06 |
And we've just grown apart, |
01:01:12 |
I'm sory, |
01:01:16 |
I'm so sory, |
01:01:17 |
We're. Till gonna be vey good friend, |
01:01:19 |
Gavin... |
01:01:21 |
Evemhing's gonna be okay, watch |
01:01:25 |
We're gonna be best of friends, |
01:02:00 |
Gavin was telling me |
01:02:03 |
I think I should make it down |
01:02:05 |
Yeah, Phil, you definitely should, |
01:02:10 |
All right, |
01:02:13 |
I was talking to Dianne about this divorce, |
01:02:16 |
We think it's great how civil |
01:02:18 |
Well, we told you we would be, |
01:02:21 |
Gavin and I love each other vey much, |
01:02:23 |
Right, sweetie? |
01:02:25 |
And we just think it's better |
01:02:30 |
Okay, Well, we took your direction |
01:02:32 |
and divided eveything down the middle, |
01:02:33 |
Okay, |
01:02:35 |
Yeah, all the real property comes to |
01:02:39 |
to be sold and split, 50-50, |
01:02:41 |
Yeah. |
01:02:42 |
All the bank accounts |
01:02:45 |
we're showing that bemeen |
01:02:49 |
IRA retirements and 401Ks. |
01:02:53 |
You mo will be splitting $970,000, |
01:02:56 |
Yeah, that sounds about right. Yeah, |
01:03:02 |
Don't forget about the other account, |
01:03:07 |
Gavin was telling me that |
01:03:08 |
there was another account |
01:03:11 |
It has about $800,000 in it. |
01:03:17 |
Yeah, that's the money from my book, |
01:03:20 |
That's not included? |
01:03:22 |
We're not omering that, |
01:03:27 |
Well, I didn't know that. |
01:03:30 |
But why would I, Gavin? |
01:03:33 |
- It's ours, |
01:03:36 |
Gavin, that's the money I made |
01:03:38 |
Why would I include that in the settlement? |
01:03:39 |
It's what we built together, Patricia, |
01:03:42 |
- We? |
01:03:43 |
"We"? What page did you write, Gavin? |
01:03:45 |
What book tour lecture were you on? |
01:03:49 |
Patricia, how many nights |
01:03:53 |
listening to you and your ideas |
01:03:57 |
Yeah, but, Gavin, |
01:03:59 |
Yes, you have. You always do, |
01:04:03 |
- Are you serious? |
01:04:04 |
All right, Gavin, |
01:04:07 |
It's my money. I earned it, |
01:04:11 |
So, can we move on, please? |
01:04:13 |
No, we're not just gonna move on, |
01:04:16 |
Okay? You wanna be reasonable? |
01:04:19 |
- Are you reallytying to do this? |
01:04:28 |
All right, fine, |
01:04:30 |
So, you wanna include it? |
01:04:32 |
No, I'm not including it, 0ianne, |
01:04:34 |
- No? |
01:04:36 |
This ain't about the money, |
01:04:39 |
- This is about greed. Your greed, |
01:04:42 |
- Yeah. |
01:04:43 |
I should be greedy, |
01:04:45 |
'cause I've been starving |
01:04:48 |
Can we talk about this in private, please? |
01:04:50 |
Now you wanna talk about things in private, |
01:04:54 |
You didn't feel thatway |
01:04:56 |
When you announced that |
01:04:58 |
in front of all ourfriends, |
01:05:01 |
Patricia, that is the problem, okay? |
01:05:02 |
Evemhing is always private with us, |
01:05:04 |
That is whywe're here, |
01:05:06 |
Oh, my God, where is this coming from? |
01:05:08 |
You look in the mirror and you tell me |
01:05:10 |
how you kept up |
01:05:14 |
when I could've been out there |
01:05:17 |
Instead, I've been waiting for you |
01:05:25 |
You know I love you, Gavin, |
01:05:26 |
You tolerate me. |
01:05:28 |
- You tolerate, there's a dimerence, |
01:05:30 |
And ever since Noah died, |
01:05:34 |
All right, |
01:05:36 |
You're tying to hurt me, |
01:05:39 |
- You're not gonna do what? |
01:05:41 |
I'm not doing thi_, |
01:05:43 |
No, you're gonna sit here and listen to this, |
01:05:44 |
- Not today, I'm not, |
01:05:46 |
- Ye_, you are, |
01:05:47 |
- You're gonna listen to this. |
01:05:51 |
Get out of myway, |
01:05:56 |
Go ahead, Go run, Play your little game, |
01:06:00 |
Go play hide and seek, Pattie, |
01:06:02 |
Dianne, it is on. |
01:06:04 |
You tell herto prepare for a fight, |
01:06:08 |
Excuse me. |
01:06:20 |
All right, Come on, |
01:06:23 |
- You good, babe? |
01:06:26 |
All right, Come on, baby, |
01:06:28 |
Go on in the house. |
01:06:29 |
Hello! |
01:06:31 |
Angela, |
01:06:32 |
- Hi! |
01:06:34 |
Could I talk to you for,,, No, no, |
01:06:36 |
Could I talk to you for just a second? |
01:06:37 |
Ms, Tan, I have to go |
01:06:39 |
It'II just be a minute, |
01:06:40 |
I really need to talk to you, |
01:06:45 |
- Did you have a good vacation? |
01:06:47 |
- Oh, great. |
01:06:49 |
So, come closer, please. I really,, . |
01:06:52 |
Okay, What is it? |
01:06:54 |
I don't like the way he looks at me, |
01:07:00 |
You called me all the way over here |
01:07:01 |
No, no, no, Well, you know I work at night, |
01:07:04 |
I volunteer at the hospital, |
01:07:08 |
- What's wrong? |
01:07:09 |
- Is it my kids? |
01:07:11 |
It's not that kind of noise. |
01:07:14 |
Well, Ms, Tannenbaum, |
01:07:17 |
Well, it's from your bedroom, |
01:07:20 |
Tuesdays and Thursdays at noon, |
01:07:22 |
the noise coming from your bedroom, |
01:07:25 |
It's... |
01:07:30 |
You know... |
01:07:35 |
Sexual noises. |
01:07:41 |
Are you _ure about that? |
01:07:42 |
Yeah, I do know a little bit about sex. |
01:07:46 |
Ms, Tannenbaum, |
01:07:49 |
Well, if you're at work, |
01:07:54 |
Can you watch the kids for me, |
01:08:11 |
- Hey, |
01:08:16 |
How did it go? |
01:08:26 |
I didn't get it, |
01:08:30 |
I'm sory, |
01:08:32 |
Over-qualified, |
01:08:36 |
There. |
01:08:39 |
0id anybody call? |
01:08:42 |
No. |
01:08:48 |
I don't know what we're gonna do, |
01:08:51 |
The mortgage is due here and back home, |
01:08:54 |
I don't have the money, |
01:09:00 |
I've been thinking about that, |
01:09:05 |
I'm gonna borrow the money |
01:09:08 |
No, you're not, |
01:09:09 |
We borrow money from each other |
01:09:12 |
- Sheila. |
01:09:14 |
- and we need that, |
01:09:16 |
You must not have heard |
01:09:21 |
I'm gonna getthe money, okay? |
01:09:26 |
You really need to getyour pride |
01:09:29 |
I'll handle this. |
01:09:35 |
I've neverseen you like this! |
01:09:41 |
You know, |
01:09:43 |
I should have followed my first mind, |
01:09:49 |
Okay, |
01:09:50 |
So, you're blaming me forthis? |
01:09:59 |
I'm gonna make some calls, |
01:10:02 |
Troy... |
01:10:03 |
Give me some space! |
01:10:05 |
0on'tyou evertalk to me like that again! |
01:10:15 |
This book is about a little boy, |
01:10:18 |
people would tell him, "You can't do that!" |
01:10:20 |
And when he'd ask, he'd say, "Why?" |
01:10:22 |
- 0id anybody evertell you "they"? |
01:10:24 |
- Who's "they"? |
01:10:26 |
Other people, right. |
01:10:28 |
This is a great book, |
01:10:29 |
Hello! |
01:10:31 |
- Hey! |
01:10:32 |
- Hey, Mommy! |
01:10:35 |
- You need some help, babe? |
01:10:40 |
I picked up this magazine for you, |
01:10:43 |
There's this great article on kids' health, |
01:10:46 |
- Thanks, Hey, |
01:10:51 |
So, howwas your day? |
01:10:54 |
It was good, |
01:10:56 |
- Okay. |
01:11:00 |
Itwas really good, Howwas yours? |
01:11:02 |
- I had a greatday, I did, |
01:11:04 |
Yeah, I mean, itwas a heavy workload |
01:11:08 |
- but itwas still a great day, |
01:11:10 |
You know what I wanna know, right? |
01:11:12 |
What are you talking about? |
01:11:14 |
Pat and Gavin, honey, What happened? |
01:11:15 |
You know I can't talk about it, right? |
01:11:17 |
But I will say that |
01:11:21 |
- Yeah, |
01:11:23 |
- Don't they smell great? |
01:11:26 |
Yeah, they smell good, |
01:11:28 |
Mom, Dad taught me howto do fraction, |
01:11:30 |
He did? Well, that's fantastic! |
01:11:33 |
Tery, Tery_ Tery! |
01:11:38 |
- Feel like chicken? |
01:11:40 |
- Yeah? |
01:11:41 |
Chicken it is, Great. |
01:11:44 |
You must've had a really great day at work, |
01:11:48 |
You're so happy, honey, |
01:11:49 |
- It was a good day, Yeah! |
01:11:53 |
- These come with a card? |
01:11:57 |
- No? |
01:12:01 |
There's a stick for a card. |
01:12:04 |
Right, Well, you know, |
01:12:13 |
The florist made a mistake, huh? |
01:12:15 |
Okay, I'm gonna get started on the chicken, |
01:12:19 |
I hope you kids are hungy, |
01:12:23 |
There you go_ And what about you? |
01:12:24 |
- I'm all right, |
01:12:26 |
- I wanna watch my dad, |
01:12:32 |
- There he is! |
01:12:33 |
that much tramic? What was he thinking? |
01:12:34 |
I Don't know what he was thinhing... |
01:12:36 |
- Hey, where's Marcus at? |
01:12:38 |
- Marcus! |
01:12:40 |
- Wait a minute, What's this? |
01:12:41 |
- Marcus, |
01:12:43 |
I don't give a damn about you being live! |
01:12:45 |
How you doing. Rodney? |
01:12:47 |
Marcus. Whothe hell |
01:12:49 |
On Tuesdays and Thursday 5 |
01:12:52 |
Maybe we should watch something else, |
01:12:54 |
You are a nas... |
01:12:57 |
Wow. |
01:13:00 |
Marcus' nasty behind |
01:13:04 |
with them little wide receivers, |
01:13:08 |
having touchdowns up in my bed! |
01:13:10 |
Your nasty ass... I'm so sick of this! |
01:13:13 |
Marcus! Who'd you have in my bed? |
01:13:15 |
Well, evidently we have some |
01:13:18 |
And we'll have that foryou |
01:13:21 |
0on't go anywhere, |
01:13:22 |
What is this, Springer? |
01:13:24 |
And we're out, _et's goto commercial. |
01:13:26 |
You are like three crazy people! |
01:13:28 |
Oh, yeah? You know what, Marcus? |
01:13:30 |
Who did you have at my house in my bed? |
01:13:32 |
How many times I got to tell you? Nobody! |
01:13:34 |
You are such a liar. |
01:13:36 |
- You tying to make me lose myjob? |
01:13:39 |
You're about to lose yourwife |
01:13:45 |
You're so damn evil! |
01:13:47 |
Yeah? You ain't seen evil. |
01:13:49 |
What do you want? |
01:13:52 |
All right, I'll give you the cell phone, |
01:13:54 |
I'II give you the cell phone, Here you go, |
01:13:55 |
Take the damn cell phone. All right? |
01:13:57 |
The password to my cell phone |
01:14:03 |
Now, just getto stepping, |
01:14:05 |
'Cause you know good and damn well |
01:14:08 |
because your damn salon |
01:14:10 |
That's whatyou think this is? |
01:14:12 |
Because I'm going through a recession? |
01:14:15 |
That thatjustifies you to bring |
01:14:20 |
Are you listening to anything |
01:14:22 |
or just the crazy people in your own head? |
01:14:28 |
Get your ass out of here, |
01:14:30 |
Yeah, I'm leaving, but this ain't over with, |
01:14:32 |
Where is my damn purse? I'll see you later, |
01:14:35 |
What y'all doing, you little nosy-ass,,, |
01:14:37 |
Just going over notes, |
01:14:38 |
- ,,, Sporfs Shunle people? |
01:14:41 |
- Yeah, |
01:14:42 |
I'm done with this, Marcus! |
01:14:46 |
- I'm about to dump you,,, |
01:14:48 |
And we're back in five, four, three... |
01:14:53 |
No, I can't... |
01:14:57 |
Listen, I'll talk to you later, |
01:15:07 |
You know, I think it's best if I move out. |
01:15:10 |
It's a good idea, |
01:15:11 |
How do you do that? |
01:15:14 |
Always have to be in control, |
01:15:19 |
You've been drinking again, |
01:15:23 |
What do you want me to do? My wife |
01:15:27 |
doesn't love me. |
01:15:31 |
You know who does love me? |
01:15:34 |
Your co-worker. |
01:15:39 |
What's her name? Denise, |
01:15:41 |
"Gavin, I love you," |
01:15:42 |
You know what you are right now? |
01:15:46 |
Be an adult, okay? Settle this, Gavin, |
01:15:49 |
Give me the money! |
01:15:51 |
Stop drinking, okay? |
01:15:53 |
You know what? |
01:15:58 |
Gavin, you're not taking our pictures, |
01:15:59 |
- You're not taking those pictures! |
01:16:01 |
What do you care about, okay? |
01:16:02 |
You didn't shed one tear |
01:16:05 |
- That's enough, That's enough, |
01:16:07 |
0on't talk to me about no damn picture, |
01:16:09 |
No, You know what? |
01:16:12 |
Gavin, stop! |
01:16:13 |
No, you're gonna sit here,,, |
01:16:15 |
You're gonna sit here |
01:16:18 |
- I'm gonna tell you,,, |
01:16:19 |
..., what I've been holding on to |
01:16:21 |
You're drunk, Look, you're,,, |
01:16:24 |
- How about it? You want tojoin me? |
01:16:26 |
Let's drink together, |
01:16:28 |
- Gavin, stop it! |
01:16:29 |
- Stop it! |
01:16:31 |
You're drunk. |
01:16:34 |
I'm gonna tell you, |
01:16:36 |
You say purge, right? No, no, no,,, |
01:16:38 |
No, get omof me! Get omof me! |
01:16:43 |
Baby, listen, |
01:16:44 |
- Now, isn't this what you tell your readers? |
01:16:47 |
You tell your readers to purge, right? |
01:16:50 |
I'm gonna purge, Now, listen to me, |
01:16:53 |
- I'm gonna purge,,, No, listen,,, |
01:16:57 |
- 0octor, doctor, listen to your patient, |
01:16:59 |
Listen to your patient, |
01:17:01 |
I'm gonna purge. I'm gonna dump, |
01:17:03 |
No, no, This is what you tell them? |
01:17:06 |
- I'm gonna purge, I'm gonna dump, |
01:17:09 |
No, listen, Just tell me. Tell me something, |
01:17:12 |
Baby, listen, no, no, Listen, tell me, |
01:17:15 |
Why,,, Why do you always have to,,, |
01:17:18 |
Why do you always have to be right? |
01:17:22 |
Just tell me something, |
01:17:26 |
What happened to you? |
01:17:29 |
No, no, just tell me, |
01:17:32 |
- You,,, |
01:17:34 |
- You got all this advice for eveybody,,, |
01:17:36 |
- No, no,,, |
01:17:37 |
- You got advice for eveybody,,, |
01:17:39 |
- ,,, but you don't wantto help yourself! |
01:17:41 |
- You don't want to,,, |
01:17:49 |
You're sick! You're psychotic! |
01:17:53 |
- Baby, listen,,, |
01:17:54 |
Hey! Baby! |
01:17:55 |
No, No, Gavin. |
01:17:58 |
Not the baby's pictures! |
01:18:01 |
Gavin, don't! |
01:18:02 |
- You like that? You like that? |
01:18:11 |
I love you, |
01:18:14 |
I love you. I love you, |
01:18:30 |
Okay, |
01:18:37 |
Okay, Okay, |
01:18:46 |
- Hey, babe, |
01:18:49 |
I'm glad you called me, |
01:18:51 |
- How are you? |
01:18:54 |
I can't lie, I was,,, |
01:18:58 |
I really wa, |
01:19:00 |
I knew you missed me, |
01:19:01 |
Stop, |
01:19:03 |
Joke. |
01:19:04 |
I'm just here because I need a favor, |
01:19:06 |
What is it? |
01:19:11 |
I cannot believe I'm asking you this, |
01:19:13 |
What is it? |
01:19:16 |
Are you still friends with |
01:19:19 |
0o you still play golf with him? |
01:19:21 |
Yeah, why? |
01:19:22 |
Troy's been tying to get ajob and |
01:19:27 |
Can you help him? |
01:19:30 |
Sheila. |
01:19:31 |
Just a yes or a no, |
01:19:36 |
Sure. |
01:19:38 |
Sure, I'll give him a call, |
01:19:42 |
Thank you, |
01:19:43 |
Is that the only reason you came? |
01:19:46 |
Yeah. |
01:19:49 |
But, Mike, |
01:19:56 |
Yeah, I won't say a word, |
01:20:00 |
It's really good seeing you. You look great, |
01:20:04 |
Thank you, |
01:20:22 |
What's wrong with you? |
01:20:25 |
- Why are you being so nice? |
01:20:30 |
Who do you think you're talking to? |
01:20:33 |
I know you, |
01:20:37 |
Okay, |
01:20:40 |
Look, I,, . |
01:20:42 |
I've made some bad decisions in my life |
01:20:46 |
and I just want to fix them, that's all, |
01:20:49 |
That's good, |
01:20:52 |
I'm glad foryou, |
01:20:53 |
I do miss you, |
01:20:54 |
Oh, God. |
01:20:59 |
I'm gonna go and meetwith the girls, |
01:21:03 |
Tell them hi. |
01:21:13 |
Noises? From the bedroom? |
01:21:16 |
Yeah, can you believe that? |
01:21:20 |
and I'm gonna find out the truth, |
01:21:27 |
What the hell are you looking at? |
01:21:28 |
Was that you on Sports Shunle? |
01:21:30 |
You know what? |
01:21:32 |
and leave me the hell alone, okay? |
01:21:35 |
- Shuflle that! Thank you vey much! |
01:21:37 |
Absolutely nothing, |
01:21:41 |
Can you believe, |
01:21:43 |
- In my bed, |
01:21:45 |
- Has he lost his mind? |
01:21:46 |
Hi, Sheila. |
01:21:47 |
Hi, how are you? |
01:21:50 |
Sory, I'm late, |
01:21:51 |
Where's Pat? |
01:21:52 |
I tried to call her, |
01:21:55 |
Oh, my God, Dianne, Is she okay? |
01:21:57 |
- You guys, I can'ttalk aboutthe case, |
01:22:00 |
Please, don't,,, Don't ask me, No. |
01:22:01 |
Come on, She's not okay, |
01:22:04 |
It's gonna get ugly, I know it, |
01:22:06 |
0ivorce_ are born to be ugly, |
01:22:10 |
- I know, |
01:22:13 |
I know. Me, too. |
01:22:14 |
I mean, whenever I got into it with Tery, |
01:22:16 |
"What would Patricia do?" |
01:22:18 |
He's cheating on her, ain't he? |
01:22:20 |
- Gavin? No, |
01:22:21 |
- Come on, give up the goods, Dianne. |
01:22:25 |
How do you really know that your spouse |
01:22:28 |
Lfyou think he's cheating, |
01:22:31 |
Wait a second, just because you suspect, |
01:22:34 |
that doesn't mean that it's the truth, |
01:22:36 |
I di_agree with that, |
01:22:38 |
Dianne, eveytime |
01:22:41 |
I knew it before I found out. |
01:22:42 |
I know because I know how to listen |
01:22:46 |
that tells me when a man is cheating, |
01:22:49 |
The voice? |
01:22:51 |
Yeah, butyou smoked |
01:22:54 |
Baby, you might not want to listen |
01:22:57 |
It's probably still high, |
01:23:03 |
Seriously, ifyou're always |
01:23:07 |
you mightwant to reconsider |
01:23:10 |
eveything that you're doing, |
01:23:12 |
And thinking, too, |
01:23:14 |
What is this, an intervention? |
01:23:16 |
That has absolutely nothing to do with it, |
01:23:19 |
I know howto tell. |
01:23:20 |
Lfyour man, if he goes to work all day long |
01:23:23 |
and then comes home |
01:23:26 |
something's up. I ain't got time |
01:23:31 |
Relationships are supposed to be about |
01:23:35 |
- trust, |
01:23:37 |
I'm checking his bank statements, |
01:23:41 |
I'm checking his timecard atwork |
01:23:44 |
to the hours that he said he was working |
01:23:46 |
and it better match the money |
01:23:48 |
I'm checking his cell phone bill, |
01:23:50 |
I'm checking the numbers that |
01:23:52 |
I'm checking his mileage in the car, |
01:23:55 |
Hisjob is 10,5 miles, |
01:23:57 |
The kids' school is 2.1 miles. |
01:24:00 |
I checked the mileage when he goes |
01:24:02 |
That is 6,7 miles. |
01:24:04 |
And when any ofthose miles come back |
01:24:10 |
If he comes back |
01:24:12 |
and I see 4,8 and a halfofa mile, |
01:24:15 |
that means he came from Keisha's house, |
01:24:17 |
he rode to the store |
01:24:20 |
Do you check his pulse |
01:24:22 |
His resting heart rate is 42 beats a minute, |
01:24:25 |
If Marcus comes home to the house |
01:24:29 |
if that resting heart beat is 58 beats |
01:24:33 |
I'm not doing all that, That's a full-time job, |
01:24:36 |
- Exactly, |
01:24:38 |
is that I have to check him. |
01:24:40 |
All that time I spent training that man |
01:24:45 |
you think that I'm really gonna let |
01:24:48 |
ta_e all that on-the-job training? |
01:24:51 |
- What is he, a man or a puppy? 'Cause,,, |
01:24:53 |
That's why I got his cell phone right here, |
01:25:07 |
I just hate that Gavin and Patricia |
01:25:10 |
It's unbelievable, really, |
01:25:13 |
Dianne, what happened? |
01:25:16 |
They want a divorce, that's all I can tell you, |
01:25:22 |
- I can't say anything, Stop asking me. |
01:25:27 |
Patricia! |
01:25:28 |
Her car is out there, |
01:25:31 |
Hey, babe, it's us, |
01:25:33 |
Come on, let us in. |
01:25:34 |
We're worried aboutyou, baby, please, |
01:26:15 |
Hey, |
01:26:17 |
- Hey, where you been? |
01:26:21 |
Where's our son? |
01:26:23 |
I put him down about an hourago, |
01:26:26 |
- Okay. |
01:26:29 |
I'm sory, |
01:26:32 |
You know, I thought you'd left me, |
01:26:36 |
Why would you think that? |
01:26:38 |
Because evey time we get into it, |
01:26:41 |
I'm not gonna leave you, |
01:26:44 |
Good. |
01:26:46 |
'Cause I don'twant you to leave, |
01:26:50 |
Baby, married people argue, |
01:26:53 |
- I know, |
01:26:58 |
I don't know what I'd do with out you, |
01:27:06 |
I cooked. |
01:27:12 |
Smells good, |
01:27:15 |
You want some? |
01:27:21 |
I got a job, |
01:27:25 |
- I got a job! |
01:27:29 |
I start tomorrow. |
01:27:32 |
I mean, it,,, Itjust came out of now here, |
01:27:38 |
- Told you. |
01:27:46 |
Sory, man, I saw that, though, |
01:27:48 |
I'm sitting at home watching it going, |
01:27:51 |
What's up, Gavin? |
01:27:53 |
- Hey, hey! |
01:27:56 |
You good, buddy? |
01:27:58 |
Yeah. |
01:28:14 |
What's up, man? |
01:28:16 |
What's happening, Gavin? |
01:28:18 |
Are you all right? |
01:28:20 |
Yeah, yeah, |
01:28:21 |
You ready to move? |
01:28:24 |
Yeah. |
01:28:28 |
Are you gonna open the door? |
01:28:32 |
Yeah. |
01:28:36 |
Gavin! |
01:28:39 |
She changed the locks, |
01:28:43 |
Are you crazy? |
01:28:53 |
Gavin! Man, did you just throw a,,, |
01:28:56 |
Gavin, man, what are you... |
01:28:58 |
We came to help you move, I don'twant |
01:29:01 |
No, that's fine, Okay, I have some suitcases |
01:29:03 |
- some other stum in this, |
01:29:06 |
I don't know, I waited across the street |
01:29:09 |
This dude just threw a ficus |
01:29:12 |
Waiting for her,,, What,,, Man, this is not |
01:29:15 |
Stop this, okay? Please, stop it, |
01:29:18 |
- She cheated on you, didn't she? |
01:29:20 |
- You cheated? |
01:29:21 |
Damn, eveybody ain't cheating, okay,,, |
01:29:23 |
Look, guys, please, Hury up and help me |
01:29:30 |
Gavin, she don't know about this? |
01:29:33 |
- No, |
01:29:36 |
Okay, wait, listen, |
01:29:39 |
Fourteen years |
01:29:40 |
There's gotto be something |
01:29:44 |
that's worth fighting for, This is not cool, |
01:29:45 |
You can only fight with a person when |
01:29:49 |
She doesn't love me anymore, |
01:29:51 |
That's what she said, She said |
01:29:54 |
I don't love my wife all the time, |
01:29:56 |
It's marriage, It goes in cycles, |
01:29:58 |
Sometimes you love them, sometimes |
01:30:01 |
See? See? It goes around,,, |
01:30:03 |
That is the problem when you're married |
01:30:05 |
They think they know evey damn thing, |
01:30:07 |
Now, please, |
01:30:11 |
Man, why do I feel like |
01:30:13 |
'Cause we're going tojail, |
01:30:14 |
This is why |
01:30:16 |
The only people who want to get married |
01:30:18 |
Is this a game you wantto play with me? |
01:30:24 |
What do you want me to do? |
01:30:26 |
I want you to be a man, all right? |
01:30:29 |
Leave this marriage |
01:30:32 |
Look, I am a man, first ofall, Okay? |
01:30:34 |
Second ofall, you go down to the bank |
01:30:38 |
I got it all now, |
01:30:39 |
What makes you think you deserve a dime |
01:30:43 |
You want to fight? |
01:30:45 |
Patricia, Patricia, wait. |
01:30:48 |
- You wantto be crazy? |
01:30:49 |
I'II showyou crazy! Come on! |
01:30:51 |
- I'll showyou! I'll give you crazy! |
01:30:53 |
Patricia, wait a minute, What are you,,, |
01:30:55 |
I'll show you crazy! |
01:30:56 |
Wait a minute! What are you doing? |
01:30:58 |
Married for 14 years! |
01:31:01 |
For 14 years! |
01:31:03 |
Patricia, hold on a second, Patricia! |
01:31:06 |
I thought you were somebody! |
01:31:09 |
I gave you all my 14 years! |
01:31:12 |
Who's the one who put the down payment |
01:31:15 |
You greedy, selfish son ofa bitch! |
01:31:19 |
Who gave you the money |
01:31:22 |
Greedy, selfish son ofa bitch! |
01:31:26 |
Patricia, wait... |
01:31:29 |
Selfish bastard! |
01:31:32 |
Selfish bastard! |
01:31:37 |
Get out of my house, |
01:31:39 |
Get out of my house! |
01:31:42 |
Get out! This is my house! Get out! |
01:31:54 |
- Hey, Sheila. |
01:31:57 |
- What'd I do? |
01:32:00 |
Lfyou think you got me over a barrel |
01:32:04 |
- you are wrong! |
01:32:05 |
I will tell my husband myself |
01:32:10 |
Do you understand that? |
01:32:13 |
- That's not what I'm tying to do, |
01:32:17 |
I just, I need your help, |
01:32:29 |
- Angela! You scared me, |
01:32:32 |
- I can't, The noise, |
01:32:36 |
And I want to see what noises |
01:32:38 |
I'm so sory. I'm sory, |
01:32:40 |
Sory, I brought it up, |
01:32:46 |
I'm so sory, |
01:32:50 |
Sounds like he's really giving it to her, |
01:32:52 |
Yeah, and I'm aboutto give it |
01:33:46 |
What the hell is wrong with you! |
01:33:49 |
With your ho up in here! I'll kill you! |
01:33:51 |
I'm gonna kill you! |
01:33:54 |
Marcus, my bed! |
01:33:55 |
What the hell is wrong with you, Marcus? |
01:33:58 |
You got some ho in my bed, |
01:34:03 |
Alex? |
01:34:05 |
Alex, what the hell |
01:34:08 |
How dare you be having sex |
01:34:12 |
And with my maid? Oh, hell, no! |
01:34:15 |
You're supposed to be cleaning up |
01:34:17 |
Not sleeping in my bed! |
01:34:21 |
and wash my damn sheets! |
01:34:22 |
I'm sick ofthis! |
01:34:25 |
Get out of here! |
01:34:27 |
Cet the hell out! |
01:34:30 |
You stupid ass! |
01:34:35 |
I'm really worried about them, |
01:34:36 |
I've never seen her like this. |
01:34:38 |
You need to at least call her orsomething, |
01:34:41 |
We did, we called her. |
01:34:43 |
Well, you need to go over there, |
01:34:45 |
We did go overthere, |
01:34:49 |
I'm worried about her, and him, too. |
01:34:51 |
Well, me, too. Trust me. |
01:34:54 |
But, you know, I'll tell you what, |
01:34:57 |
and we'll refuse to leave |
01:35:00 |
Okay? |
01:35:01 |
We'll figure evemhing out, |
01:35:06 |
Are you wearing that to work? |
01:35:08 |
Yeah. |
01:35:12 |
Sexy, |
01:35:16 |
Oh, yeah? |
01:35:25 |
I'm glad you think it's sey, |
01:35:48 |
Have you slept with him? |
01:35:51 |
Slept with who? What,,, |
01:35:55 |
Sixty-three days ago, honey, |
01:36:01 |
You were happier than I've ever seen you, |
01:36:04 |
From that dayto thi_ one, |
01:36:07 |
you started taking a whole lot ofcare |
01:36:10 |
Your make up in the morning |
01:36:12 |
your perFumes are dimerent, |
01:36:15 |
From that day to this one, |
01:36:18 |
Honey, it's you that makes me,,, |
01:36:20 |
Dianne, don't make me think I'm crazy |
01:36:24 |
I know, tell me. Dianne. |
01:36:32 |
Honey, I love your heartbeat, I know, |
01:36:35 |
I'm in tune with you, |
01:36:37 |
You can't be this arrogant |
01:36:41 |
Is his name Philip? |
01:36:53 |
I'm tying to fix this, okay? |
01:36:56 |
I'm tying to fix this, |
01:36:58 |
You're just gonna piss me om, |
01:37:01 |
Dianne, just tell me the truth, |
01:37:03 |
Is it Philip? |
01:37:06 |
We haven't done anything, I promise, |
01:37:10 |
He's funny, he makes me laugh and he,,, |
01:37:15 |
He works at another firm, |
01:37:22 |
Well, we worked on a case together |
01:37:27 |
Februay 17th, |
01:37:32 |
You must have sat really close to him |
01:37:37 |
I could smell him |
01:37:39 |
We did not do anything, |
01:37:41 |
After the dinner |
01:37:44 |
and I talked to him through e-mail, |
01:37:46 |
What happened on March the 8th? |
01:37:48 |
How do you mean? |
01:37:54 |
I was the only person in the world, |
01:37:57 |
Were you with him that night? |
01:37:58 |
I saw him that day, yes, |
01:38:01 |
Tery, I love you, |
01:38:03 |
I love you, |
01:38:05 |
So... |
01:38:09 |
When we were having sex, |
01:38:15 |
Yeah. |
01:38:16 |
If you thought about it, then you should, |
01:38:19 |
Tery, please, I'm sory! |
01:38:22 |
I'm sory, please! |
01:38:25 |
I'll never speak to him, |
01:38:28 |
You have to know that I love you, baby! |
01:38:34 |
Tery! |
01:38:55 |
So you working late again, Marcus? |
01:38:59 |
- Yeah, |
01:39:05 |
You have my phone, |
01:39:07 |
Yeah, and somebody's been calling |
01:39:11 |
Baby, please don't start, |
01:39:13 |
Oh, and look at it, it's ringing again, |
01:39:18 |
Look atthat! |
01:39:20 |
Hello! |
01:39:22 |
Hello? |
01:39:23 |
Hey, you know what, ho? |
01:39:26 |
Stop ringing this damn phone! |
01:39:28 |
And I hear you breathing, |
01:39:32 |
Yeah, All right, You know what? |
01:39:35 |
- You ain't got nothing to say, |
01:39:40 |
Here, Go on and call your little ho back, |
01:39:45 |
Angela, these are text messages, |
01:39:48 |
You cannot answer a text message |
01:39:52 |
Nobody has been calling all day, |
01:39:55 |
That is ridiculous! Some old stupid phone |
01:39:59 |
Maybe it ain't the phone that',,, |
01:40:02 |
Look, Just read the text messages, |
01:40:05 |
No, I ain't reading nothing, Marcus, No, |
01:40:07 |
Good night, |
01:40:10 |
Just give me the damn phone, |
01:40:13 |
How do you wore this thing? |
01:40:21 |
Whatever. |
01:40:23 |
Wow, that's all from work? |
01:40:28 |
You still don't trust me. |
01:40:30 |
Honey, I'm so sory! |
01:40:33 |
Honey, come here, Wait a minute, |
01:40:37 |
Come here, Honey, I'm so sory! Sit,,, |
01:40:43 |
Honey, I'm sory I didn't trust you, |
01:40:45 |
It's okay, Angela, |
01:40:50 |
No, let's talk! |
01:40:51 |
It's a good time to talk, |
01:40:54 |
I'm so sory, |
01:40:57 |
I don't know why I act so crazy, |
01:41:00 |
Sometimes I feel like you might end up |
01:41:05 |
Is that what you been thinking about? |
01:41:08 |
Baby, I am so past that age, |
01:41:11 |
Those days are over for me, |
01:41:13 |
Believe me, Trust me. |
01:41:17 |
Honey, sometimes, I just... I don't know, |
01:41:19 |
I just wonder, like, |
01:41:22 |
Baby, I love you! |
01:41:24 |
That's why I'm here, |
01:41:27 |
And one day, you are gonna know that, |
01:41:29 |
And one day, |
01:41:33 |
But right now, I got to get some sleep, |
01:41:37 |
- Honey, I love you so much, |
01:41:39 |
And the kids are asleep, |
01:41:41 |
And maybe me and you |
01:41:43 |
- Come on now, We got,,, |
01:41:47 |
I'm tired. |
01:41:49 |
What's that? |
01:41:51 |
I don't know. |
01:41:54 |
- Hey, yeah, since the kids are asleep,,, |
01:41:56 |
What is that? |
01:42:03 |
Marcus! |
01:42:05 |
What are you doing |
01:42:07 |
- You had mine! |
01:42:09 |
- I don't give a damn if I had the cell phone! |
01:42:11 |
Eveytime I tyto trustyou, Marcus, |
01:42:15 |
Then eveybody ty to make me out |
01:42:18 |
and I ain't crazy! |
01:42:26 |
- Good job today there, rookie, |
01:42:29 |
Looks like they trained you well |
01:42:31 |
Yeah, they did, |
01:42:33 |
I got to be honest with you, |
01:42:34 |
Anytime the boss tells us |
01:42:38 |
you never know, |
01:42:39 |
Highly recommended by who? |
01:42:42 |
One of his golfing buddies, |
01:42:45 |
The guy's a jerk, |
01:42:47 |
Anmay, he said that your wife asked him |
01:42:51 |
You know where he lives? |
01:43:27 |
What the hell are you doing here? |
01:43:31 |
Are you tying to play me |
01:43:33 |
- I am not,,, |
01:43:35 |
- You are not supposed to be here! |
01:43:37 |
Where is he? Where is he? Don't touch me! |
01:43:39 |
Listen to me, Listen to me. |
01:43:41 |
- Wait! Wait! Wait! |
01:43:43 |
Don't touch me, |
01:43:45 |
- Let me just talk to you! |
01:43:47 |
You can't explain this! Where is he? |
01:43:49 |
Oh, my God! |
01:43:50 |
Get up! |
01:43:51 |
Yo, get up! Get up! |
01:43:54 |
I'm talking to you, Get up! |
01:43:56 |
Oh, my God, Oh, my God. Wait, wait, Troy! |
01:44:01 |
- What? How could you be here? |
01:44:03 |
You think I need him to get a job? |
01:44:05 |
He's got cancer, |
01:44:08 |
I don't care. I don't care! |
01:44:12 |
- That's howyou do me? |
01:44:20 |
I'm sory, |
01:44:32 |
It's a mess in here. |
01:44:39 |
Why won't this light come on? |
01:44:41 |
- Open the drapes, |
01:44:47 |
I'm okay, |
01:44:49 |
Can you please leave? |
01:44:52 |
Pattie, we're not leaving, |
01:44:55 |
Angela... I have,,, |
01:44:59 |
I have no more fight left in me. Please, |
01:45:06 |
- Please, |
01:45:16 |
Please leave. |
01:45:18 |
Okay, listen, can we make a deal with you? |
01:45:21 |
What ifwe just sit here? |
01:45:24 |
Then can we stay? |
01:46:27 |
Gavin, man, it's irrelevant, |
01:46:30 |
He don't know me, I don't know him. |
01:46:31 |
But it's her, |
01:46:33 |
At least she didn't do nothing with him, |
01:46:35 |
Marcus, man, come on. |
01:46:36 |
It don't matter ifshe slept with him or not, |
01:46:39 |
Men can have sex with this one and |
01:46:42 |
get up and go on about their business, |
01:46:43 |
leave 8200 on the dresser. |
01:46:45 |
Women are emotional creatures, and |
01:46:49 |
it's way worse than sex, |
01:46:52 |
She vowed not to talk to him again, |
01:46:55 |
- I don't wantto hearthat, |
01:46:57 |
Tery, trust me, |
01:47:01 |
Why, because |
01:47:03 |
You don't want to be like him, |
01:47:05 |
That's what I'm tying to say, trust me, |
01:47:07 |
Hey, Sheriff, |
01:47:08 |
I'm sory if I hurt you. I didn't know, |
01:47:11 |
We're good, |
01:47:12 |
Look, I know we don't know each other. |
01:47:14 |
But you should know your wife |
01:47:18 |
I know my wife, |
01:47:20 |
There you go, |
01:47:22 |
The best man won. |
01:47:24 |
Now, y'all listen up, evey one ofyou, |
01:47:27 |
Man, life is too short. |
01:47:29 |
Trust me. |
01:47:32 |
So, you all need to make this right. |
01:47:35 |
So, why didn't you tell us |
01:47:38 |
That's what I want to know, man, |
01:47:40 |
What good would that have done? |
01:47:42 |
You guys are still at each other's throats, |
01:47:44 |
Yeah, butwe'd have looked out for you, |
01:47:46 |
Look, I'll be fine, all right? |
01:47:48 |
You know I'm a fighter, |
01:47:52 |
I'II beat it. |
01:47:57 |
All right. I'm gonna get some work done, |
01:48:00 |
- All right, man, |
01:48:04 |
Yo, O'Malley, |
01:48:06 |
Come on, Sheriff. |
01:48:09 |
O'Malley, give him a drink, |
01:48:19 |
- Hey, Ross, good to see you, |
01:48:21 |
- Is Gavin here? |
01:48:24 |
Bring it in, guys, |
01:48:28 |
Yeah, I did... |
01:48:30 |
- I didn't know it was your birthday! |
01:48:34 |
Patricia, what are you doing? |
01:48:35 |
Can I get eveyone's attention, please? |
01:48:37 |
Patricia, what are you doing? |
01:48:38 |
I would like for all of us to sing |
01:48:42 |
It's his birthday today, |
01:48:49 |
Patricia, I'm warning you, |
01:48:53 |
Patricia. |
01:48:59 |
Now, eveyone, count to three, |
01:49:02 |
- One, mo, three! |
01:49:05 |
Surprise! |
01:49:12 |
You think this is funny? |
01:49:13 |
- All this is for you, |
01:49:16 |
In front of all your associates, |
01:49:19 |
If you want to be a bitch, |
01:49:24 |
This is the last time I tell you, |
01:49:26 |
What you got, huh? |
01:49:28 |
You leave here right now,,, |
01:49:29 |
Don't put your finger in my face! |
01:49:31 |
- Patricia! |
01:49:33 |
Whatyou,,, Huh? |
01:49:34 |
I'm sick ofyour selfish ass, Gavin! |
01:49:38 |
Go ahead. |
01:49:40 |
Run, Run, Gavin, Run. |
01:49:43 |
Run like a little girl! |
01:49:44 |
- Yeah, You really have issues. |
01:49:47 |
- You need to handle that, |
01:49:49 |
- You need to handle that, woman, |
01:49:50 |
- And face me like a man! |
01:49:52 |
You know what? You are a bitch, |
01:49:54 |
You ingrate! |
01:49:55 |
- How dare you,,, |
01:49:56 |
How dare you ty to ta_e all my money? |
01:49:57 |
You knowwhat? |
01:49:59 |
- I've got nothing to say to you! |
01:50:02 |
Go ahead, look at you run! |
01:50:05 |
Come on, face me, Face me! |
01:50:09 |
You ingrate! You selfish ingrate! |
01:50:14 |
How dare you? Run! Run, you little bitch! |
01:50:19 |
You are not gonna touch |
01:50:30 |
Oh, my God! |
01:50:46 |
What did I do? |
01:50:48 |
I didn't mean it! What did I do? |
01:50:51 |
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's okay, |
01:50:54 |
- He's gonna be okay, |
01:50:55 |
It's stupid! |
01:50:57 |
Just stupid! Fighting, fighting forwhat? |
01:51:01 |
I don't care about any of that, |
01:51:04 |
We know that. |
01:51:06 |
I just want him to be okay, |
01:51:09 |
Look at me. |
01:51:12 |
You don't want to end up like this, |
01:51:15 |
Love one another. Please, fix it! |
01:51:18 |
Fix it! Fix it! |
01:51:55 |
Tonight, we |
01:51:59 |
say goodbye to a friend, |
01:52:03 |
someone we love |
01:52:07 |
and we'll miss. |
01:52:10 |
Truly a |
01:52:13 |
great brother, |
01:52:16 |
husband. |
01:52:23 |
We say goodbye to you, Gavin, |
01:52:26 |
May your soul rest in eternal peace, |
01:53:22 |
- Excuse me, Professor Agnew. |
01:53:24 |
You left out so quickly, |
01:53:26 |
I'm sory. |
01:53:29 |
Thatwas a great lecture |
01:53:32 |
Thank you. |
01:53:35 |
I know it's been only a year |
01:53:39 |
This may be really inappropriate |
01:53:40 |
but in your lecture, |
01:53:44 |
Okay, what's going on? |
01:53:46 |
There's someone who wants to meet you, |
01:53:47 |
- Professor,,, |
01:53:49 |
He's a philanthropist, |
01:53:52 |
He reads your books, |
01:53:55 |
Lillian, with all due respect, you,,, |
01:53:58 |
Can you please just say hi? |
01:54:02 |
We need his funding, |
01:54:04 |
All right, all right, Fine, where is he? |
01:54:20 |
Hi, I'm so soryto bombard you this way, |
01:54:23 |
I'm Daniel Franklin, |
01:54:26 |
your lecture todaywas really amazing, |
01:54:29 |
And I also wanted to letyou know |
01:54:34 |
a pretty tough divorce, |
01:54:40 |
And I was also wondering ifyou thought |