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00:01:14	- Good morning, Patrick.
00:01:31	You haven't wakened Mr. Simpson, yet?
00:01:46	Come in.
00:01:48	- I'm sorry, Mr. Simpson.
00:01:51	- I know, Mr. Simpson. My alarm clock.
00:01:54	You might have known
00:01:57	- Who won the boxing match, last night?
00:02:00	Oh, what a pity.
00:02:02	Now I owe Finney $3.
00:02:24	Come in.
00:02:33	- I'm very sorry, Mr. Stanhope.
00:02:36	Yes, sir.
00:02:37	Most careless of me,
00:02:39	- after your vacation, too.
00:02:41	- Say, who won the fight?
00:02:44	He did? I owe Finney a night off.
00:02:46	Well, with your night off and my $3,
00:02:50	You, too, eh?
00:02:52	- Maybe we should get rid of Finney.
00:02:54	Oh, yes. Now, what about the trout?
00:02:57	Yes, sir. They're all prepared,
00:03:01	Walls have ear trumpets.
00:03:27	- Who do you think this is?
00:03:30	No.
00:03:32	Try again.
00:03:34	Finney?
00:03:35	No!
00:03:38	Try again.
00:03:39	I give up.
00:03:42	- Surprised?
00:03:44	- Yes.
00:03:47	How did you sleep
00:03:49	- Deep, deep, deep.
00:03:54	I don't remember him being asked to go.
00:03:57	Didn't you hear him chanting,
00:03:59	Chanting?
00:04:02	Thank you for a lovely evening
00:04:15	My friends!
00:04:19	- And I caught every one of them.
00:04:21	That big one's mine.
00:04:22	I caught him on a Parmacheene Belle,
00:04:24	I do not. He's mine.
00:04:26	I remember taking that Professor
00:04:28	"Prof, old boy,
00:04:30	Jake, he's mine.
00:04:31	Remember, I changed from
00:04:34	Yes, yes, I guess you're right.
00:04:36	- You through with your orange juice?
00:04:38	Oh, he's too much.
00:04:40	Well, you claimed him, you eat him.
00:04:43	Well, I guess I can at that.
00:04:46	Jake, what day is today?
00:04:50	Monday, November 8th.
00:04:54	I'm having some people in tonight,
00:04:59	Don't you want to know who they are?
00:05:02	Whom are you having in?
00:05:04	The Merritts, the Carstairs, Raoul
00:05:07	- and Battleship.
00:05:09	Battleship took the count
00:05:11	- Rosenblatt got in a lucky punch, I guess.
00:05:15	But he wouldn't miss one of your parties.
00:05:18	- Then there'll be Vivian and Sylvia...
00:05:23	Jake, don't you know what day this is?
00:05:30	- Oh, it's our wedding anniversary.
00:05:34	Seems like only yesterday, doesn't it?
00:05:36	You better eat that fish
00:05:39	Jake.
00:05:43	All right.
00:06:05	Jake.
00:06:07	Darling!
00:06:09	Don't you ever ask me to go whale fishing.
00:06:12	Well, before I look again...
00:06:14	Hey, hey, stop.
00:06:15	Stop, please. I'll go quietly, Officer.
00:06:17	I don't know a thing about it.
00:06:22	Did you tell Mr. Stanhope
00:06:25	Yes, but she's sitting on his lap,
00:06:29	Whether Mr. Stanhope
00:06:31	- is no concern of yours.
00:06:36	Ellen, as you may have gathered,
00:06:39	- Hello, Ellen. Welcome to the institution.
00:06:46	What's to prevent me
00:06:49	- Wild horses.
00:06:52	- Glad to be home?
00:06:58	Say, that Ellen's a cute dish.
00:07:00	Yes. I'll fix it up for you.
00:07:03	Fat chance, with this one in the building.
00:07:05	Bye.
00:07:26	Good morning, Mr. Stanhope.
00:07:28	Glad to be back, Sam.
00:07:31	Good morning, Mr. Stanhope.
00:07:34	Good morning, Mr...
00:07:35	No, no, no, don't tell me, don't tell me.
00:07:38	- Bakewell.
00:07:41	I'm glad to be back, thank you.
00:07:43	Good morning, V.S.
00:07:46	Hello, Joe. Glad to be back.
00:07:50	- Good morning, Miss Spence.
00:07:53	Good morning. Glad to be back.
00:07:58	- Oh, good morning, Mr. Stanhope.
00:08:18	That's about right.
00:08:20	Hand me the hammer, Mary.
00:08:31	Why a man would keep such
00:08:35	Maybe I've been with him too long,
00:08:38	I think you're right, Whitey.
00:08:40	- V.S.
00:08:43	Oh, I'm sorry, V.S.,
00:08:46	How are you, Whitey?
00:08:48	- You been behaving yourself?
00:08:49	Cross your heart?
00:08:51	Well, twice.
00:08:53	My, how tanned you've gotten, V.S.
00:08:56	I'm afraid we'll have to change
00:08:58	- Whitey, it's great.
00:08:59	I don't see how you did it.
00:09:00	- Well, I spent $806.
00:09:03	Why, you're Michelangelo, Whitey.
00:09:07	That's paint. They just finished
00:09:09	- Oh, is it still wet?
00:09:10	No, I don't think so.
00:09:14	Nope, it's still wet.
00:09:15	How many things have piled up, Whitey?
00:09:18	- Almost.
00:09:20	Have an old-fashioned board meeting,
00:09:22	Knock down, drag out.
00:09:25	- Good idea, eh?
00:09:26	Mr. Williams and Mr. Trent
00:09:28	- Call the staff for a meeting at 3:00.
00:09:32	- You mean, you've arranged it for 11:00.
00:09:36	Come in.
00:09:38	- Hello, Harry.
00:09:39	- How are you, Ned?
00:09:41	Well, all the trout can breathe easy
00:09:44	All that's left. What's this?
00:09:46	That's Hoppy's cover
00:09:48	Now, it needs your rush
00:09:50	That's nice. Very effective.
00:09:54	I'll be interested to see the plates.
00:09:55	- All right, thanks, V.S.
00:09:57	Here's the January Mayfair dummy.
00:09:59	All right for page proofs?
00:10:09	Say, Alice has written
00:10:12	Let's give it a double spread,
00:10:14	January's the height of the deb season,
00:10:18	Otherwise, it's a swell book
00:10:19	- Thank you, V.S., I like that idea.
00:10:22	If we're meeting at 11:00,
00:10:25	Yes, V.S.
00:10:26	Oh, and by the way, Mr. Farnsworth
00:10:30	the Dolly Dane Lipstick account.
00:10:32	"Stop!
00:10:33	"Do you know what is happening to you?"
00:10:36	"Where does your lipstick go
00:10:37	"Does it evaporate? No."
00:10:39	New paragraph.
00:10:40	"There is no nourishment in paint.
00:10:43	Exclamation mark.
00:10:45	"50 cents
00:10:47	- That's not bad, Joe. I like it.
00:10:50	- What are you using for art?
00:10:53	- It's a David Bucknall.
00:10:57	Well, we can hardly improve
00:10:59	Well, the picture's all right as a picture,
00:11:00	but I'm just wondering
00:11:02	Frankly, V.S.,
00:11:04	well, I think the value lies
00:11:06	Yes, but how do you know
00:11:08	What's to prevent them
00:11:10	Oh, no. Now, two pages ahead of that,
00:11:12	there'll probably be a Bucknall girl
00:11:14	and two pages after, mouthwash.
00:11:17	No, that needs some little trick
00:11:21	Read it again.
00:11:23	"Stop!
00:11:24	"Do you know what is happening to you?
00:11:25	"Where does your lipstick go
00:11:28	- "There is no nourishment in paint..."
00:11:32	We'll use the Bucknall girl,
00:11:35	She'll be seated at a drug store counter,
00:11:37	a very pretty girl,
00:11:39	and she'll be drinking a soda.
00:11:40	Well, that'll give her a chance to pout,
00:11:43	Now, instead of having
00:11:47	it'll be stuck in a sloppy can of paint.
00:11:49	She'll be drinking paint,
00:11:52	- What do you think of that?
00:11:55	I like it, too, Joe.
00:11:57	- You get that, Whitey?
00:11:59	Now, straighten it out with Bucknall.
00:12:01	Mr. Harrington, concerning
00:12:03	- On your feet, Hal.
00:12:05	a depressing note into the proceedings.
00:12:09	We've had the Pandora Cold Cream
00:12:12	and we've always received the bulk
00:12:14	This year, however,
00:12:18	They claim they're finding they have
00:12:21	and for the first time in their history,
00:12:22	they're contemplating going
00:12:25	- the National Weekly.
00:12:28	They're not going to get very far
00:12:31	- in a five-cent magazine.
00:12:34	Their $2 cold cream now sells for $1.25.
00:12:37	Well, I'll think about it.
00:12:39	- That's all, isn't it, Whitey?
00:12:41	Ladies and gentlemen,
00:12:44	and stimulating afternoon.
00:12:45	- Now we'll have to take a vacation.
00:12:48	- It was an interesting meeting.
00:12:53	- Whitey, you know what I'm going to do?
00:12:56	Stanhope Publications
00:12:59	No, V. S.
00:13:00	We're going to make
00:13:01	Hal's right,
00:13:03	to the low-priced publications.
00:13:05	National Weekly is
00:13:07	and with our editorial
00:13:09	we could build it into the largest five-cent
00:13:11	But will Underwood sell it?
00:13:13	Well, Underwood's an old codger,
00:13:15	And what about the Hanson House crowd?
00:13:17	That's the one danger.
00:13:18	If Hanson House should get wind of this,
00:13:20	they'd get to Underwood with their bid
00:13:22	So we'll have to start
00:13:24	And we'll start right now.
00:13:26	- He's probably at his Oyster Bay place.
00:13:39	No, no. No, let's not use our switchboard.
00:13:52	Oyster Bay 1-1-7-0.
00:13:56	Twenty cents.
00:14:06	Hello. Is Mr. Underwood in?
00:14:11	He'll see if he's home.
00:14:15	One moment, please.
00:14:18	Hello?
00:14:20	Hello, Mr. Underwood. How are you?
00:14:22	I haven't seen you since the convention.
00:14:25	How's your back?
00:14:27	Oh, that's too bad.
00:14:30	Oh, I just thought
00:14:33	It's nothing special,
00:14:40	Here, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
00:14:41	- Please.
00:14:48	That's rich, J.D. That's very funny.
00:14:52	- Hello, Mrs. Stanhope.
00:14:54	- Is Mr. Stanhope in?
00:14:56	Mimi, darling!
00:14:58	I'm warning you, I don't intend paying
00:15:02	Oh, Van, don't be so silly.
00:15:05	I keep no secrets from my secretary.
00:15:07	- Miss Wilson, my mother.
00:15:09	How do you do?
00:15:10	Your mother would like to see
00:15:12	Well, go right in, ladies.
00:15:14	Open to the public weekdays, 3:00 to 5:00.
00:15:16	Don't stay too long, darling,
00:15:19	We won't stay long.
00:15:21	I'm positive I've got some figures
00:15:25	Dig them out, will you?
00:15:26	Well,
00:15:28	I must say, this isn't exactly
00:15:32	- Oh, what is it your idea of?
00:15:37	Why, Mimi, what do you mean?
00:15:40	No, no, of course. Don't be silly.
00:15:41	It's very pretty. Very, very pretty.
00:15:44	Whitey did it all while I was away.
00:15:45	I don't see why you didn't use Mr. Dorian.
00:15:48	He's been our decorator for over 20 years.
00:15:51	Because I use Whitey...
00:15:53	- He calls her "Whitey."
00:15:55	- Look, isn't it comfortable?
00:15:57	I don't see any reason
00:16:01	- Well, I think of myself as a sort of reason.
00:16:04	You've done wonders, Miss Whitey.
00:16:06	I'm so happy you like it, Mrs. Stanhope.
00:16:08	Now then, ladies, as breathtaking
00:16:11	Yes, I know. We're going.
00:16:13	Come along, Mimi darling,
00:16:17	You know, Whitey, the thing for me to do
00:16:19	we've got on this,
00:16:21	Jake, you suppose you could be home by...
00:16:22	That old buzzard's as smart as a whip.
00:16:23	I'll bet he knows our figures better than
00:16:27	I haven't been one to give you
00:16:30	You've been an absolutely model
00:16:33	All right then,
00:16:35	Get rid of that secretary of Van's.
00:16:38	Miss Wilson?
00:16:39	- Van couldn't live without her.
00:16:43	I assure you he doesn't.
00:16:46	You know, my dear, I've seen much more
00:16:49	and more of the Stanhope men.
00:16:54	warm-hearted, impulsive, active,
00:16:57	and temptation
00:16:59	Mimi darling, all Van's life
00:17:03	not only Miss Wilson,
00:17:06	the lovely actresses
00:17:09	If once I started to be suspicious...
00:17:11	Oh, I don't want you to be suspicious.
00:17:13	I only want you to be prudent.
00:17:17	and Van against all danger.
00:17:19	What's all this red flag-waving?
00:17:22	My protection, as you call it,
00:17:26	is to love and trust each other
00:17:29	That's simple and very dear, Mimi darling.
00:17:32	You're not a jealous person, are you?
00:17:34	I haven't time to be.
00:17:36	Besides, if I were,
00:17:40	I try to make his life smooth and pleasant,
00:17:43	the very opposite of all that back there.
00:17:46	The worry, action, achievement.
00:17:51	To laugh, or just be quiet with him.
00:17:54	There's no room for jealousy there,
00:17:56	I see your point of view, dear,
00:17:59	Nevertheless,
00:18:03	Never.
00:18:04	She's as important to him downtown,
00:18:08	Well, she's not the sort of person
00:18:11	- in a telephone booth with my husband.
00:18:15	Oh, you're terrible.
00:18:19	Van doesn't know
00:18:23	His father's son?
00:18:45	Well, Mr. Paper-reader, why don't you
00:18:49	Oh, don't be silly.
00:18:55	Caught red-handed. A pickpocket.
00:18:57	Why, I didn't know it was your pocket, sir.
00:19:00	Outside, young lady.
00:19:02	- Show it to me now, Dave.
00:19:05	- Patience, woman, patience.
00:19:08	Well, he has something to show me.
00:19:10	This is his idea of wearing the pants
00:19:13	If and when
00:19:16	I'll wear the pants.
00:19:20	- What's that?
00:19:22	- I said nothing.
00:19:24	and stop hinting.
00:19:25	All you have to do to get a divorce
00:19:29	I know. For the last 10 years,
00:19:35	Hello?
00:19:36	Yes, Mr. Stanhope.
00:19:40	Holy mackerel, I've never known it to fail.
00:19:43	Yes, she's here, Mr. Stanhope.
00:19:47	- Hello?
00:19:49	Do you remember
00:19:52	mailing to newsstands
00:19:54	I don't think so, V.S.
00:19:56	I think they counted with the newsstands.
00:20:00	Oh, I think I'd better go over
00:20:03	You run down to the office
00:20:04	It's in the small safe. Thanks.
00:20:07	You weren't doing anything tonight,
00:20:11	Well, that's perfectly all right, V.S.
00:20:13	If I leave here now,
00:20:16	All right.
00:20:19	Well, that's great. Just great.
00:20:23	It may be your idea of a good job,
00:20:26	You know, if that's happened once,
00:20:29	I never saw anybody so inconsiderate.
00:20:31	Doesn't it ever occur to him that you
00:20:33	for a good time or something?
00:20:35	Now, Dave,
00:20:37	If you'll just give me my ticket
00:20:39	I'll be there as soon as I can,
00:20:43	I'm not going out with a girl,
00:20:47	Except, Stanhope gives birth
00:20:50	- Miss Wilson?
00:20:52	I've often spoken to you
00:20:54	- Of course. You're Simpson.
00:20:57	If you'll just be seated.
00:21:01	I'll tell Mr. Stanhope you're here.
00:21:12	Do you suppose that's on the level,
00:21:14	or just for the effect
00:21:17	Don't look now, Van, but there's
00:21:21	You know what did it, don't you?
00:21:23	Just envy.
00:21:30	Happy?
00:21:32	I don't know.
00:21:33	You've never shown me anything else.
00:21:42	Sickening.
00:21:44	- May I cut in?
00:21:46	I didn't invite him.
00:21:52	Miss Wilson is here, sir.
00:21:55	I'll never forgive you for coming this late.
00:21:58	- Shall we dance?
00:22:02	Now, that's interesting.
00:22:04	Come on upstairs, Whitey.
00:22:06	- Hello, Herb.
00:22:07	Say, who is this?
00:22:09	Why don't you wear that thing
00:22:13	Hello, kids.
00:22:16	- Oh, my.
00:22:18	- He said his secretary was coming over.
00:22:21	I'll be a so-and-so.
00:22:23	Relax, dear. This is their third anniversary,
00:22:26	- Hello, Linda.
00:22:28	- Yes.
00:22:29	Well, that is, I saw him
00:22:33	How did I know
00:22:36	My mother always used to tell me,
00:22:42	- Simpson.
00:22:44	Have you seen Mr. Stanhope?
00:22:45	Yes, madam.
00:22:47	- Thanks, Simpson.
00:23:05	- Excuse me, Raoul.
00:23:09	- Oh, good evening, Mrs. Stanhope.
00:23:11	Why, Van,
00:23:13	- Oh, that's all right.
00:23:16	- Oh, no, I...
00:23:18	- Come on, Whitey, join the party.
00:23:21	- I'd only be intruding.
00:23:23	Oh, no. You'd be doing me a favor.
00:23:24	There are half a dozen extra men,
00:23:27	- They need you.
00:23:28	someone's waiting for me at the theater.
00:23:30	Well, the theaters are out by now.
00:23:32	- Are you sure?
00:23:55	Whitey, you're good at this.
00:23:57	Thanks, V.S.
00:23:59	V. S? No, not when we're dancing.
00:24:02	- Thanks, Van.
00:24:16	Hey, Battleship,
00:24:19	I'm beginning to wonder.
00:24:27	I must definitely meet that.
00:24:29	I wish my wife
00:24:32	Gentlemen, I fear that even I could give
00:24:37	- It was a lovely party, Linda.
00:24:40	I think I've discovered your secret
00:24:43	You're not jealous of his business.
00:24:44	Well, I don't understand a woman
00:24:47	as if it were a bad habit
00:24:49	and then spends every cent he makes.
00:24:52	Isn't she sweet?
00:24:53	And what a lovely-looking creature
00:24:56	You know, Linda, that proves something.
00:24:58	Most wives couldn't afford to have
00:25:01	but you're so sure of Van.
00:25:04	Well, I don't think Van's the kind of man
00:25:06	Oh, of course not.
00:25:09	- Good night, dear.
00:25:17	Oh, Linda,
00:25:20	You've got nothing to worry about,
00:25:24	- Good night, sweetie.
00:25:52	I just signed the hotel register.
00:25:53	Mr. and Mrs. John Smith
00:25:55	- Oh, idiot.
00:25:58	if it weren't for the wife whom I love,
00:26:02	But I do love my wife.
00:26:06	I'm the best, aren't I?
00:26:09	You're the top.
00:26:10	The only best, always?
00:26:13	You know, someday they're going
00:26:16	and then when my lumbago
00:26:20	honey, you look out.
00:26:24	Well, I've worked for a lot of them,
00:26:27	What do you think?
00:26:29	- He certainly is.
00:26:31	And the missus, she's a pip, too.
00:26:33	- You know, I'd do anything for her.
00:26:36	But him, the way he acts,
00:26:39	always clowning around
00:26:42	Hey, what's the matter?
00:26:43	Do you want to get run over,
00:26:45	Does he act like that down in the office?
00:26:47	Sometimes.
00:26:49	Well, he certainly must get
00:26:51	Everything he does is all in fun.
00:26:55	Yes.
00:26:57	It's all in fun.
00:27:09	- Good night, Miss Wilson.
00:27:38	David.
00:27:40	David, wake up. You'll be late.
00:27:46	Okay, Mom.
00:27:50	Oh, hello.
00:27:53	- What time is it?
00:27:56	- I was going home at 12:00.
00:27:59	We didn't finish work until 11:00,
00:28:01	and I couldn't have got
00:28:03	That's all right.
00:28:06	I might have been able
00:28:08	but they asked me to stay.
00:28:09	Party? How was it?
00:28:12	You can't believe it.
00:28:14	Their home,
00:28:17	Fred Evans came up after the show
00:28:19	Kitty Hobart.
00:28:21	She's pretty old when
00:28:24	And Battleship did a double somersault
00:28:27	Did he? Gee, that's something.
00:28:29	- What's that?
00:28:35	$75 a week.
00:28:37	A $20 raise. What happened?
00:28:40	- It's all your fault.
00:28:45	Yep. I was sitting in the office,
00:28:48	I must have been looking at it
00:28:50	$55 a week, I said.
00:28:53	Next year, this time, it'll be $65,
00:28:55	That's two whole years out of my life,
00:28:58	waiting for that number to come around.
00:29:01	Well, I got up and I walked right into
00:29:03	before I had time to think.
00:29:07	And there he was.
00:29:09	Oh, I'll never forget it.
00:29:13	And I walked right up to his desk
00:29:16	"Mr. Kemp, I believe
00:29:19	"Would you be interested
00:29:24	He didn't say anything.
00:29:26	He just... Just kept puffing on that match,
00:29:29	and then that one went out,
00:29:32	He didn't even look at me.
00:29:35	or maybe he didn't even hear me at all.
00:29:37	And then, suddenly,
00:29:41	"$75," and smiled. Old Poker Face.
00:29:45	- I bet I was white as a sheet.
00:29:48	I don't even remember
00:29:50	I just turned around
00:29:51	Oh, Dave.
00:29:53	Honey,
00:29:56	you better hand in
00:30:01	We could have a servant, Dave.
00:30:04	Now, we've been over all that.
00:30:07	It isn't like being married.
00:30:11	Why isn't it?
00:30:15	We could live much better on two salaries.
00:30:17	On mine alone we could save enough
00:30:20	Well,
00:30:22	you'll be all tired at night.
00:30:24	You work late.
00:30:28	We're not giving marriage a fair break.
00:30:32	Maybe. Like everybody else.
00:30:38	Whitey, you're not like the rest of the girls
00:30:42	They all had little jobs
00:30:46	and they didn't mind staying at home.
00:30:48	But you've got this good job,
00:30:50	and you're getting
00:30:52	and you see parties, like tonight,
00:30:56	meet men like Stanhope. Millionaires.
00:31:01	Well, that spoils you, honey.
00:31:05	You can't help yourself.
00:31:07	You'll get so that you won't
00:31:10	and kids until it's too late.
00:31:13	A girl like you has to make up her mind
00:31:17	That's natural.
00:31:19	What you're doing isn't.
00:31:23	Come on.
00:31:26	Come on, give Stanhope your notice
00:31:30	I mean, make it a month's notice
00:31:36	I can't do that now, Dave.
00:31:41	Darling, we'll iron it out.
00:31:44	We just don't want to do anything
00:31:54	You're parked on the wrong side
00:31:57	You've been here for over an hour,
00:32:01	- I'm sorry.
00:32:03	Well, sir, if me feet didn't hurt me,
00:32:05	I'd write you out
00:32:10	My golly, they're killing me.
00:32:15	You might get your death of cold
00:32:16	with only that bit of rabbit you have
00:32:22	Now, let's see, where was I?
00:32:24	"The reason I prefer
00:32:26	Oh, yes.
00:32:28	"The reason I prefer individual contracts
00:32:33	"Is because I have found
00:32:39	I don't know
00:32:40	- My mind isn't on this.
00:32:44	You know, Whitey,
00:32:47	Do you really think he'll fall for this hooey?
00:32:48	Well, he should,
00:32:52	Hello, J.D. How are you? How's your back?
00:32:54	Never mind that, son.
00:32:57	What are you here for?
00:32:59	Oh no, no. He's smoother than that.
00:33:01	He won't talk business
00:33:04	- Hello, Van.
00:33:06	- How's your back?
00:33:08	What are you here for?
00:33:10	Well, now.
00:33:12	I don't care what you're here for.
00:33:14	It's more interesting for me to tell you
00:33:17	Van, I've got a brand new kind
00:33:21	some fellow in Belgium invented,
00:33:25	You know,
00:33:28	- You haven't?
00:33:42	Like it?
00:33:44	Wonderful, marvelous.
00:33:46	Van, enough beating about the bush.
00:33:50	J.D., did anybody ever put anything
00:33:54	Well, you're not far wrong.
00:33:55	Hell, I'll lay my cards on the table.
00:33:58	I'm thinking of starting a five-cent weekly.
00:34:00	Oh, so you're gonna try
00:34:03	Oh, no, no.
00:34:05	Well, you're a clever
00:34:08	but I'm not so old a bird that I'm afraid
00:34:12	So take my warning.
00:34:14	I hate to throw cold water on you.
00:34:19	You're too late.
00:34:22	As a matter of fact,
00:34:24	if you're thinking of going in
00:34:27	why don't you think a better idea?
00:34:30	- Well, what's that?
00:34:33	Why not take something already set up?
00:34:36	- How do you mean, J. D?
00:34:40	What? Buy National Weekly?
00:34:42	But your price would be prohibitive.
00:34:44	Besides, that's your pet sheet.
00:34:47	Oh, I hadn't even thought of it.
00:34:48	- You'll have to admit it's an idea.
00:34:53	Well, it takes an old flabbergaster like me
00:34:58	that you haven't got all the ideas
00:35:01	Why the deuce
00:35:04	Well, it's probably this new steam bath.
00:35:07	Yeah, that's right.
00:35:13	A four million circulation under one man,
00:35:16	- that's power, boy.
00:35:18	I can tie it on a milk bottle, all right.
00:35:20	- How'd you get dressed this morning?
00:35:22	- How is she?
00:35:23	- She's too good for you.
00:35:25	When does your directors meeting
00:35:27	About two months.
00:35:28	Well, I'll send you all the figures you need,
00:35:30	- and you can get used to them.
00:35:33	- those boys are awfully conservative.
00:35:36	If they do, maybe we can get together.
00:35:37	You run the works,
00:35:39	play golf the rest of my life.
00:35:46	You couldn't believe it.
00:35:47	He spent the last 20 minutes
00:35:52	It's his idea now.
00:35:55	Oh, that's wonderful, V.S.
00:35:59	- Finney, take Miss Wilson home.
00:36:03	Whitey, if the faintest rumor of this
00:36:07	I understand, V.S.
00:36:08	- I can't even tell Linda a thing like this.
00:36:11	Well, I wasn't worrying about trusting you.
00:36:13	I was only afraid that you might
00:36:16	Good night.
00:36:17	Good night.
00:36:40	What are we having for dinner?
00:36:41	Mr. and Mrs. Barker.
00:36:43	Oh, penny-a-point Barker.
00:36:46	- So am I.
00:36:50	I was thinking that.
00:36:51	I called you at the office
00:36:54	Why didn't you?
00:36:55	Well, I didn't go back to the office,
00:36:58	- What'd you want?
00:37:00	Come on, now.
00:37:04	It's too late, won't talk now.
00:37:06	Well, it probably
00:37:09	Well, you're not going to get it out of me
00:37:11	Well, what'd you want to tell me?
00:37:14	Oh, the mood's gone. It's all different now.
00:37:17	Oh, it is, eh?
00:37:20	The mood's gone, eh?
00:37:23	The mood's gone, eh? It is?
00:37:33	You know, the first time
00:37:37	I am definitely going to break
00:37:45	That tie's been remade since this morning.
00:37:48	Hey, you are observant.
00:37:50	Well, I was swimming at the club
00:37:53	The world's divided
00:37:55	Those who believe that bow-tie ends
00:37:59	and those who don't.
00:38:00	Personally I'm very tolerant, ask anybody.
00:38:04	But anyone who believes a bow-tie end
00:38:07	should be deported from this country.
00:38:09	Boiling in oil is too good for them.
00:38:13	That's the way I feel about it, too.
00:38:15	Stand still.
00:38:22	Our butcher sends us
00:38:24	We never have chicken livers like this.
00:38:26	I think Molly puts egg or something in it.
00:38:28	Ted, I never saw you looking better
00:38:29	What are you doing
00:38:31	What's the matter, dear?
00:38:32	Simpson. Will you get Anne
00:38:35	Well, I discovered that to keep in trim,
00:38:38	Now, once a week, now,
00:38:40	I take the afternoon off and go to the club.
00:38:43	I've been swimming in that pool
00:38:46	and I can tell you I feel like a new man.
00:38:49	You ought to get Van to do that.
00:38:55	Thank you.
00:38:56	Van, you don't take enough exercise.
00:38:59	- You...
00:39:01	- a little jar of chicken livers.
00:39:02	- She'll give you a recipe, too.
00:39:05	It's no trouble at all.
00:39:08	- Want one?
00:39:23	Molly, will you make up a little jar
00:39:27	- and then write out the recipe, please?
00:39:30	But I have no little jar.
00:39:32	- Good evening, Mrs. Stanhope.
00:39:36	- Finney, will you run an errand?
00:39:37	You've had your dinner, haven't you?
00:39:41	No, ma'am. I took Miss Wilson home
00:39:44	I see.
00:39:46	Don't you want me
00:39:50	Yes. Yes, Finney.
00:39:52	Have your dinner,
00:39:55	Yes, ma'am.
00:40:06	Ted just said that he told Anne tonight
00:40:08	he thought
00:40:10	Oh, no, I didn't mean that.
00:41:16	Tighter.
00:41:19	You know, I could get you skates.
00:41:20	Oh, no. I don't feel like it. I'll just watch.
00:41:24	- There you are.
00:41:35	I wouldn't sit here if I was cold, Linda.
00:41:37	I'm all bundled up.
00:41:41	Not long. I'm not very crazy about this.
00:41:43	They sent me an engraved invitation,
00:41:48	- Good evening, Mrs. Stanhope.
00:41:51	- Aren't you skating?
00:41:54	- I've got an awful cold.
00:41:57	- May I borrow your husband?
00:41:59	- Thank you. May I?
00:42:02	- Keep bundled up, now.
00:42:15	It's marvelous there's a spirit in
00:42:20	Don't you think, V. S?
00:42:22	When we're dancing or skating,
00:42:24	Yes, Van.
00:42:33	- Look, Crack the Whip. Are you game?
00:43:06	Oh, my feet.
00:43:11	- How did you get out of skating?
00:43:14	Lucky you.
00:43:16	- The husband's skating, or the boyfriend?
00:43:20	So is mine, if I can find him.
00:43:24	- Were you here last year?
00:43:27	- How long have you been with Stanhope?
00:43:31	Oh, three years.
00:43:34	Say, there's Stanhope now.
00:43:37	- Where?
00:43:39	The man with the beard?
00:43:42	That's my husband.
00:43:45	Oh, see him? That's Stanhope over there.
00:43:48	The good-looking one.
00:43:50	He is good-looking, isn't he?
00:43:52	Who's that with him?
00:43:55	His secretary.
00:44:00	He's married, isn't he?
00:44:02	So is my husband.
00:44:04	But his secretary's 40 if she's a day.
00:44:51	Why, you're not going, Linda?
00:44:53	Tell Van I'll be waiting for him in the car.
00:44:56	- Certainly.
00:44:58	Oh, what fun!
00:44:59	You know, next year I'd like to surprise
00:45:03	Yeah, your figure was doing all right.
00:45:05	What do you mean?
00:45:06	It went over pretty big with Stanhope,
00:45:09	Darling, you're kidding, aren't you?
00:45:12	I told you once that knowing millionaires
00:45:16	- For guys like me, anyway.
00:45:18	Maybe I meant it would eventually
00:45:22	You've been sitting here thinking that?
00:45:24	I've been a chump.
00:45:30	I've got taxi fare home, Dave.
00:45:36	And I don't need your ring, either.
00:45:42	I guess you never needed it, or anything.
00:45:50	- Linda's waiting for you in the car.
00:45:53	Well, good night, kids.
00:45:55	But if any of you are five minutes late
00:45:58	Good old boss.
00:45:59	Just a minute.
00:46:01	Well, what is it?
00:46:02	Miss Miller's husband
00:46:05	and she's leaving a hole
00:46:08	Now, I thought if Whitey...
00:46:15	It's 10:30, ma'am.
00:46:17	Thank you, Finney.
00:46:34	How's your cold, dear?
00:46:37	It wasn't improved any waiting outside.
00:46:39	I'm sorry, darling.
00:46:44	You know, Linda,
00:46:46	I was offered a chance to do something
00:46:49	What was it?
00:46:51	One of the department heads
00:46:54	and I wouldn't let her go.
00:46:56	Why not?
00:46:57	Well, I'm not really sure it's a promotion.
00:46:59	And I've managed to convince myself
00:47:03	Well, I'm being selfish
00:47:05	You know, it's amazing how a man
00:47:11	I think you should give her the promotion.
00:47:14	But it'd take years
00:47:17	Well, I'd appreciate it
00:47:20	You gals certainly stick together.
00:47:22	You know, you'd rather see
00:47:25	It's really my own comfort I'm thinking of.
00:47:27	Do you know that I sat
00:47:30	who didn't know I was Mrs. Stanhope,
00:47:32	and who was convinced that
00:47:37	What? Did somebody say that?
00:47:40	Well, after all, Van,
00:47:43	I don't know of anyone in our crowd
00:47:46	And people aren't willing to believe
00:47:49	Well, one of the smallest troubles
00:47:52	thank heaven,
00:47:55	Shall I tell you something
00:47:58	I care.
00:48:00	Please give her the promotion.
00:48:02	Well, I certainly wouldn't give it to her
00:48:05	because someone thinks
00:48:08	Then I'll ask it for another reason,
00:48:12	as though you asked me
00:48:14	But that's not a fair comparison.
00:48:19	I know, but other people
00:48:22	- They think... How different?
00:48:25	Since when are we concerned
00:48:28	Linda, someone hearing you would think
00:48:31	I'm not jealous.
00:48:34	Although most wives would have been
00:48:37	Oh, darling.
00:48:38	This conversation's getting pretty dull,
00:48:44	Aren't you going to do it?
00:48:46	No, I'm not, dear.
00:49:06	- Take me to the club.
00:49:10	Just a pair of jacks.
00:49:12	Pair of kings.
00:49:14	Horseshoe Stanhope.
00:49:16	You're holding six cards again, Van.
00:49:18	That's the third time, sucker.
00:49:21	I don't know how that happened.
00:49:23	- Whose deal?
00:50:05	Mrs. Stanhope on the phone, sir.
00:50:11	- I'm out.
00:50:20	Yes?
00:50:21	Van,
00:50:24	come home.
00:50:28	Darling, I'll be right there.
00:50:33	Good night.
00:50:34	- Good night.
00:50:38	Hey, Pat, bring my coat and hat.
00:50:41	Come on.
00:50:45	Hey, taxi! Taxi!
00:50:48	Come on, come on, come on!
00:50:56	All right.
00:51:07	Linda.
00:51:10	Darling.
00:51:13	It all happened because
00:51:15	- No, no, no, darling. It was all my fault.
00:51:19	No, you were right about Whitey.
00:51:21	- She deserves it.
00:51:23	She should be your secretary.
00:51:25	Promise me you'll keep her.
00:51:28	Darling, we're going on a little vacation:
00:51:32	- When?
00:51:33	You get yourself a lot of nice things,
00:51:37	- Oh, my darling.
00:51:39	I shouldn't have left you out
00:51:41	My poor little Linda
00:51:45	You'll catch my cold.
00:51:47	Who, me? I never caught a cold in my life.
00:51:55	Why, you've got a cold, V.S.,
00:51:57	and on such a nice morning,
00:51:59	Perfectly all right.
00:52:02	Underwood sent you over
00:52:04	- and I put it in your little safe.
00:52:06	We got most of the figures,
00:52:09	to get everything together
00:52:16	What is it? What's a matter?
00:52:19	Oh, nothing, nothing.
00:52:21	What?
00:52:23	There's an old Chinese proverb that says,
00:52:25	"If you want to keep a man honest,
00:52:29	Well, I don't know anything
00:52:31	but I do know you've got a good week's
00:52:34	It's all right.
00:52:37	And for the final compilation,
00:52:38	you better hire your own private
00:52:41	- you know.
00:52:43	Oh, yes, and look,
00:52:45	I said I did.
00:52:55	One moment, please.
00:52:59	Will Mr. Stanhope
00:53:02	I can't call him for a minute, yet.
00:53:05	11,300, 31,600,
00:53:09	10,000.
00:53:12	Give me a total on that.
00:53:15	Well, it doesn't look as though the old
00:53:18	3,200,000 copies for a rough estimate.
00:53:21	Well, about.
00:53:24	Well, that auditor you're bringing in
00:53:27	Hour's up, Whitey. Let's quit.
00:53:29	What do you think
00:53:31	- about your buying National Weekly?
00:53:34	But I'm just thinking.
00:53:35	Perhaps that old fox Underwood
00:53:38	- Oh, come on, huh?
00:53:40	He finds out
00:53:42	and then he submits a proposition
00:53:44	who will probably pay twice
00:53:46	just to keep Stanhope out
00:53:49	I wonder.
00:53:51	Yes? Well, put him on, please.
00:53:53	It's Harrington from Havana.
00:53:55	Hello.
00:53:56	Hello, Hal. How's your stomachache?
00:53:59	Why, it's fine.
00:54:02	In fact, I haven't got it anymore.
00:54:05	No, no. I have something else, though,
00:54:08	but it isn't a stomachache.
00:54:12	Well, the doctor says it's appendicitis,
00:54:15	and in 20 minutes
00:54:18	and put him under ether.
00:54:21	I'm sorry it had to happen
00:54:24	with the convention just starting.
00:54:27	Don't you worry, Hal.
00:54:28	You just relax and take your time
00:54:31	Yes, you better stay down there
00:54:35	That's all right.
00:54:40	Now, that's tough. Appendicitis.
00:54:43	And only yesterday he was sitting here
00:54:46	Well, who's gonna cover
00:54:48	I don't know. I'll send Miller, I guess.
00:54:51	V.S., I think it might be a good idea
00:54:55	Me? I haven't done that in years.
00:54:57	Underwood's there, you know.
00:55:00	Hey, what's the matter with me?
00:55:02	If your worry about Hanson House
00:55:05	it wouldn't do any harm
00:55:07	Whitey, you're a modern Mata Hari.
00:55:10	This'll be a good excuse
00:55:12	Book me on the first plane to Havana,
00:55:13	and call Mrs. Stanhope.
00:55:15	Yes, sir.
00:55:24	- Goodbye, Ellen.
00:55:33	I've been waiting for that call
00:55:36	I knew everything I was going to pack.
00:55:39	I've been over it in my mind
00:55:46	I've a special reason
00:55:49	Why?
00:55:51	Well, we had a fight, sort of.
00:55:55	And you've been so busy, I haven't had
00:55:58	I want this to be
00:56:01	Oh, my darling.
00:56:04	You know, Linda, sometimes
00:56:09	And I try to be very fair about it,
00:56:12	And I say to myself,
00:56:13	"Who are you to think
00:56:15	"Are you good enough for her?"
00:56:17	Then I say to myself, "No."
00:56:19	Then I say to myself,
00:56:22	"Is anybody good enough for her?"
00:56:24	Then I say to myself, "No."
00:56:27	Then I say to myself,
00:56:29	"Well, you're as little entitled to her
00:56:34	And I'm holding.
00:56:37	So you think
00:56:40	If you ever let go,
00:56:47	How long are we staying in Havana,
00:56:49	No, dear.
00:56:51	Oh, I don't care if it's only a few days.
00:56:54	We just won't go to sleep, that's all.
00:56:56	Linda,
00:56:58	Harrington's having his appendix out
00:57:01	and somebody has to be
00:57:04	Don't say I'm not going.
00:57:05	But, darling, this isn't our Havana trip.
00:57:08	We're still going to have it,
00:57:11	I don't mind two days.
00:57:15	Take me along, Jake.
00:57:16	Oh, but, darling, I wouldn't have
00:57:19	I'll have to be at the convention
00:57:21	and with Underwood at night.
00:57:22	Well, I don't want much time, really.
00:57:27	I just wanna see you for five minutes
00:57:31	Oh, darling,
00:57:34	Call me every day.
00:57:36	7:00.
00:57:42	Twice a day.
00:57:44	Twice a day.
00:57:49	This way, please.
00:57:55	- Won't you sit down, Mr. Jenkins?
00:57:58	The job is personal auditor
00:58:00	Have you ever kept books
00:58:03	Yes, ma'am, for Mr. Harold Stone,
00:58:07	I have references from him.
00:58:09	The agency says you last worked
00:58:12	Hanson House.
00:58:17	How long were you there?
00:58:19	Two weeks.
00:58:20	But that's all I was hired for.
00:58:24	who had to compile some special data
00:58:28	What sort of work was it?
00:58:30	Why, I thought it was similar
00:58:35	We had the returns from the
00:58:39	and then we went through the advertising
00:58:43	in order to find out their revenue
00:58:47	not knowing their actual contract rates.
00:58:50	Yes, I see. That's usual.
00:58:52	Yes, ma'am.
00:58:53	You can start work tomorrow.
00:58:57	Thank you, ma'am.
00:59:03	Find out the exact time
00:59:07	I'm sorry, he isn't in yet.
00:59:10	One moment, please.
00:59:15	Mr. Stanhope's card just came through.
00:59:18	- Will you hold the wire?
00:59:21	Oh, will you excuse me a moment, Mary?
00:59:33	Yes, hello.
00:59:36	All right, put them on.
00:59:38	Hello?
00:59:40	Yes, hello, Whitey. What's the matter?
00:59:45	What?
00:59:47	Well, what other reason could it be?
00:59:48	They could have gotten the
00:59:51	and they checked up on
00:59:55	You're right. You're right.
00:59:59	Stay on the wire.
01:00:02	- Would you care for some fruit, sir?
01:00:05	- Thank you.
01:00:07	- Thank you, sir.
01:00:19	Whitey, you don't mind flying, do you?
01:00:23	Oh, no.
01:00:25	Well, get all those papers out of the safe,
01:00:28	Underwood's here, not New York.
01:00:31	And hurry it up, toots.
01:00:53	- Well, how'd you like it?
01:00:58	Oh, my.
01:01:00	Well, Whitey, as usual,
01:01:03	All in the line of duty, sir.
01:01:06	He's going to act like that, sir.
01:01:09	Obviously, Underwood's been feeling out
01:01:12	You and I are going to stop all that.
01:01:13	We're going to sweep him
01:01:15	- right here in the dust of Havana.
01:01:17	Well, if I should get you every available
01:01:20	who are willing to die for the cause,
01:01:22	do you think that you could turn out
01:01:25	to present to Mr. Underwood
01:01:27	- We'll have to.
01:01:29	Now, how do you feel?
01:01:31	I don't know. What time is it?
01:01:33	- 1:00.
01:01:37	- Miss Wilson's reservation.
01:01:39	Oh, hello, Tom.
01:01:41	Why, Van, I never expected to see you
01:01:43	Well, I am. Business is where
01:01:46	Miss Wilson, may I present Tom Axel,
01:01:48	- You needn't be courteous to him.
01:01:50	How do you do?
01:01:52	- Yes, I remember.
01:01:54	- So long.
01:01:59	Business is where you can find it,
01:02:06	Hey, it's 8:30. What time does that
01:02:09	- You better call up.
01:02:11	You can't use the phone,
01:02:14	- Oh, that was at 7:00.
01:02:23	"...to revert to the original corporation."
01:02:29	Oh, I can't do any more, Whitey.
01:02:31	I'm all fagged out.
01:02:34	- Careful of those papers.
01:02:37	You better get some rest.
01:02:40	4:00. Four hours sleep, breakfast,
01:02:43	speech at 9:00, and back at it at 11:00.
01:02:46	- Do you think we can finish it by tonight?
01:02:49	You better get some sleep, too.
01:02:51	Well, I'll just type some sheets.
01:02:53	Why can't they do that?
01:02:55	Well, there are some sheets
01:02:58	Smart girl.
01:03:02	You better go to my room.
01:03:05	All right.
01:03:11	- Good night and good morning.
01:03:31	... my profession of advertising,
01:03:33	a contribution to American civilization,
01:03:36	a great contribution.
01:03:39	In every home
01:03:42	Necessities, mind you,
01:03:46	without the beneficial force...
01:03:48	- When are you going home?
01:03:50	- I'd like to see you tonight.
01:03:53	Something important.
01:03:54	Well, your board of directors doesn't meet
01:03:56	I don't need the board of directors.
01:03:58	7:00 all right?
01:04:05	Goodbye.
01:04:06	- Goodbye.
01:04:12	And 15 minutes to spare.
01:04:14	- You better get some sleep, Whitey.
01:04:18	I was a while back, four or five hours ago,
01:04:21	but now I don't think
01:04:24	You know, what you need
01:04:28	There's something in that.
01:04:34	Lots of luck, V.S.
01:04:35	Thanks, Whitey. Thanks for everything.
01:04:59	It's all a matter of psychology, J.D.
01:05:01	If I can go to them Tuesday
01:05:03	they'll want to feel it's all right.
01:05:05	But if I've got to put it up to them,
01:05:06	they'll start arguing, and deciding,
01:05:09	Well, we'll never get together.
01:05:10	I know it, J.D.
01:05:12	Yeah, but to sit here in a hotel room
01:05:15	- We have lawyers in New York.
01:05:17	We're making the deal.
01:06:44	May I join you, madam?
01:06:54	What happened, V.S?
01:07:00	I'm so happy for you.
01:07:03	I know you are, Whitey.
01:07:07	How many drinks has this young lady had?
01:07:13	- Four, señor.
01:07:14	Well, bring me one rye
01:07:20	Whitey, tonight we let loose.
01:07:23	The party doesn't answer.
01:07:27	Yes, please.
01:07:59	- You probably think I'm drunk, don't you?
01:08:02	Well, you should, because I am.
01:08:12	Thank you for a lovely evening.
01:08:14	Thank you.
01:08:16	Good night.
01:08:17	Not good. Just fair.
01:08:25	I don't think I ought to leave my notes
01:08:45	Why don't you lie down?
01:08:58	It's unlucky to be in bed
01:09:56	We've had an awful lot to drink.
01:10:00	Yes, we have.
01:10:08	That's a good idea. You better beat it.
01:10:11	Think I'll have something to eat.
01:10:15	Send up a pot of black coffee
01:10:17	Yes, Mr. Stanhope.
01:10:20	Mr. Stanhope can take
01:10:23	Ma'am, will you take the Havana call now?
01:10:27	Yes.
01:10:30	Hello?
01:10:32	I'll hold on.
01:10:35	Yes.
01:10:37	Hello?
01:10:39	Hello?
01:10:56	Even in Havana.
01:11:03	- There's your party.
01:11:05	I think so. One moment, please.
01:11:13	Yes?
01:11:14	Were you disconnected
01:11:19	It's a New York call.
01:11:22	What?
01:11:24	Linda. Get her back on the phone.
01:11:27	Please get the New York party back.
01:11:30	The number's Regent 4-1-6-4-4.
01:11:47	Linda. Linda! Do you hear me? Answer me.
01:12:08	The New York operator reports
01:12:21	I'm terribly sorry.
01:12:24	That's all right, Whitey.
01:12:26	- Good night.
01:12:47	Good morning, sir.
01:12:50	- Is Mrs. Stanhope awake, Simpson?
01:12:51	Her tray went up 20 minutes ago, sir.
01:13:15	Good morning, Ellen.
01:13:17	She's in the bath, sir.
01:13:18	Tell her that I'm waiting for her
01:13:20	Mrs. Stanhope's had her breakfast, sir.
01:13:22	I think Simpson's serving yours
01:13:25	Well, tell Mrs. Stanhope that I'm back,
01:13:28	Yes, sir.
01:13:50	- Good morning.
01:13:52	Yes, I have an appointment
01:13:55	Well, it's rather early for you, isn't it?
01:13:57	Well, hairdressers are very arrogant,
01:14:00	You have to take what you can get.
01:14:02	Are you dining at home tonight?
01:14:05	Why, yes, naturally.
01:14:12	- Yes, madam.
01:14:14	tell Molly there'll be dinner for one.
01:14:16	I won't be able to plan with her now.
01:14:19	- Yes, madam.
01:14:21	I wanna talk to you before you go out.
01:14:23	- Can't it wait till later?
01:14:28	Linda, why do you treat me like this?
01:14:32	- I treat you?
01:14:35	Helen Wilson flew down to Havana
01:14:38	She discovered something about...
01:14:40	Well, about my National Weekly deal.
01:14:44	And, well, it's about the biggest thing
01:14:47	And a situation developed whereby,
01:14:50	well, I had to close the deal in Havana.
01:14:53	Well, you see, we discovered
01:14:56	They're publishers, you know that...
01:14:58	That they were investigating
01:15:01	And Underwood, he's the owner...
01:15:06	Won't you try and understand?
01:15:11	It is clear.
01:15:13	Perfectly clear.
01:15:16	You mean you don't care to believe
01:15:21	I mean that you haven't touched
01:15:23	as to why Miss Wilson was in your room
01:15:26	Linda, I know that looks bad. I know it.
01:15:28	And I don't blame you
01:15:30	But believe me,
01:15:34	I'm sorry.
01:15:36	But that's the way I feel about it.
01:15:39	Linda.
01:15:53	Oh, Linda, dear.
01:15:55	Hello, Mimi.
01:15:57	- Will you put me up for a few days?
01:16:01	Oh, what a pleasure that'll be to have you.
01:16:04	- And Van, too?
01:16:13	Oh, Mimi, you were so right.
01:16:18	Oh, I'm so unhappy.
01:16:22	The secretary?
01:16:24	Yes.
01:16:27	She went to Havana with him.
01:16:31	He wouldn't take me. I begged him to.
01:16:36	Then he didn't call me for two days.
01:16:38	And when I called him
01:16:41	she answered the phone.
01:16:44	From his room at 2:00 in the morning.
01:16:48	Oh, you poor child. You poor children.
01:16:50	It's horrible.
01:16:52	But there, you mustn't be too hard on him.
01:16:55	He really loves you.
01:16:57	Loves me? You call that love?
01:17:01	My dear, men are like that.
01:17:02	So honorable, and able, and wise
01:17:05	and just like naughty children in others.
01:17:08	You wouldn't blame a little boy
01:17:12	if left alone in a room
01:17:16	You have no doubt it's true then?
01:17:18	Have you?
01:17:20	No.
01:17:23	No, I haven't.
01:17:27	But I thought maybe you,
01:17:29	Oh, as his own mother,
01:17:33	But a girl in a man's hotel room
01:17:37	at 2:00 in the morning...
01:17:40	I could forgive
01:17:43	but this was planned, it was arranged.
01:17:49	The night before he left for Havana,
01:17:54	he told me how much he loved me.
01:17:58	What could he have been thinking?
01:18:01	How could he have said the things he said,
01:18:08	There, little one. There, child.
01:18:16	Mr. Campbell on the phone, madam.
01:18:19	Mr. Campbell?
01:18:23	Oh, maybe it's the storage man.
01:18:30	Hello?
01:18:34	I asked you not to call, Van.
01:18:38	I won't talk to your lawyers, Linda.
01:18:51	Good afternoon, Mrs. Stanhope.
01:18:52	Good afternoon. Is Mrs. Carstairs ready?
01:18:54	She'll be down in a minute.
01:18:56	Thank you.
01:19:01	Don't blame Joan. I made her do it.
01:19:03	Van, you're just making us uncomfortable.
01:19:05	Linda, you've never really
01:19:07	- Please, Van...
01:19:09	that neither of us
01:19:11	We're in love, Linda. You know we are.
01:19:15	Linda, you still love me.
01:19:18	I know you do.
01:19:21	Please, Linda. We need each other.
01:19:35	Well, I can't do any more.
01:19:39	I don't know that I want to.
01:19:46	You don't know how bucked up
01:19:49	- They can't wait to get started.
01:19:51	I don't know what Hanson House is...
01:19:53	On the Ile de France?
01:19:56	Oh, Mrs. Stanhope.
01:19:58	I'll take it.
01:20:01	Yes?
01:20:02	Mrs. Stanhope wanted an outside
01:20:06	But we've just got a cancellation.
01:20:08	Is it all right to move her baggage
01:20:11	Oh, I'll give you the number
01:20:13	"Butterfield 8-2-0-8-5."
01:20:16	You're welcome.
01:20:17	You're an editor
01:20:20	Now what else do you want out of life,
01:20:22	I'm sorry, boys,
01:20:24	Come on, Frawley.
01:20:27	Where they had better Scotch.
01:20:37	- Hello?
01:20:39	What is it, Dave?
01:20:41	Well, I just thought I'd call.
01:20:47	I have to go now, Dave. I'm sorry.
01:20:59	Get me a reservation tomorrow
01:21:01	If nothing's sailing tomorrow,
01:21:04	You ever been to Bermuda, Whitey?
01:21:06	- No, I haven't.
01:21:09	How'd you like to go?
01:21:11	I need somebody to talk to,
01:21:15	Yes.
01:21:17	Get yourself a stateroom.
01:21:19	We'd better clean
01:21:21	I've gotta see my lawyers now
01:21:24	Yes.
01:22:04	Is it possible, by special delivery,
01:22:10	No, it's too late. It sails in a half an hour.
01:22:13	So there's no use
01:22:15	No.
01:22:18	Special delivery, please.
01:22:21	That'll be 13 cents.
01:22:29	Hey, miss, you forgot your change.
01:22:37	The French Line Pier. Hurry, please.
01:22:52	All ashore who's going ashore!
01:23:00	I want to talk to you.
01:23:02	- We're leaving in a few minutes.
01:23:06	- Well, I'm not at all interested.
01:23:10	My husband loves me. He's innocent.
01:23:12	You want me to go back to him.
01:23:15	But I don't want you to go back to him.
01:23:19	You're frank about it, anyway.
01:23:23	All ashore who's going ashore.
01:23:26	You'd really better go.
01:23:28	If you leave him now,
01:23:31	Yes. It's occurred to me.
01:23:34	He's going to be lonely.
01:23:36	His life won't end with you, you know.
01:23:38	And when the rebound sets in,
01:23:41	- And you know who it'll be.
01:23:44	Tomorrow he's taking me to Bermuda
01:23:48	Pretty soon he'll want to buy me things.
01:23:50	That's how it always starts.
01:23:52	And then it'll be too late.
01:23:54	Because if he ever turns to me,
01:23:56	I won't turn away.
01:23:59	You've only a minute.
01:24:01	I'll take him second-best,
01:24:05	Not as happy as he was,
01:24:08	but as happy as anybody else
01:24:13	You're still going?
01:24:15	Yes.
01:24:19	You're a fool, for which I am grateful.
01:24:24	All ashore who's going ashore.
01:24:50	Where were you?
01:24:52	I thought the letters better go tonight.
01:24:55	- Have you had anything to eat yet?
01:24:57	Neither have I. We'll get something later.
01:25:09	- Excuse me.
01:25:14	You know, what you better do tomorrow
01:25:16	and get yourself some things,
01:25:19	Charge them to me.
01:25:22	No, I couldn't, V. S., really.
01:25:25	No woman ever has enough clothes.
01:25:43	I'd better make another copy of this.
01:25:57	Linda.
01:26:00	Van.
01:26:20	Whitey!
01:26:36	I've been here for three nights.
01:26:40	This is the longest fight we ever had.
01:26:44	Gosh, all the fighting
01:26:47	it always seems to be about one thing.
01:26:50	They don't seem to trust each other.
01:26:55	Well, I've found this out.
01:26:57	Don't look for trouble
01:27:00	because if you don't find it, you'll make it.
01:27:05	Just believe in someone.

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