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Wild Child
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Shit. |
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Shit. |
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(SCATTING) |
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POPPY: Molly? Molly. |
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- Molly! |
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Earth calling sisterling. Have you forgotten |
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Like you'd let me forget? Please tell me |
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Look, you know I love you, Mollster, |
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but there are some things |
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I know what I'm doing, though, okay? |
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- Trust me. |
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All right, guys. Let's give my dad's girlfriend |
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Everyone, help yourselves! |
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(ALL WHOOPING) |
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You can keep it, or you can throw it away! |
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GIRL 1: I want the bouncy ball! |
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- All right, let's get rid of it! |
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Oh, Poppy, you've really done it this time. |
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Ugh! |
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Hey, girls! Watch this! |
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(ALL GASPING) |
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(GIRLS SCREAMING) |
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GIRL 1: Where did she go? |
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GIRL 1: Is she still down there? |
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GIRL 2: There might be sharks. |
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Welcome to Malibu, biatch! |
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GERRY: Excuse me, excuse me. |
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Get up here, right now. Get up here! |
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Please, go home. Home, home. |
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GIRL 1:So uncool. |
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GERRY: Go on. Out, out. |
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- GIRL 2: Loser. |
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That is the final straw, Poppy. |
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- Let's go. |
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I don't even recognise you any more. |
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So what? Big deal! |
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You can just replace me with a newer, |
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You are going to boarding school |
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What? You think just because Mom |
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it's going to magically straighten me out? |
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(SIGHING) |
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Hi, Molly. |
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I think you might've |
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I know. |
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But England's so far away. |
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Well, at least |
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But who's going to cut |
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You're going to be fine, Moll. I promise. |
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In England, it rains 200 days out of the year. |
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- You will definitely get SAD. |
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(SCOFFS) Seasonal affected disorder. |
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Depression due to lack of sunlight, |
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- POPPY: What? |
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(GASPS) |
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Not those shoes. They don't do rain. |
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Just take them. |
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Hey, you promise we'll talk every day? |
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Dude, who loves ya? |
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POPPY: Ruby, you're my best friend. |
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I know, let's check out their website. |
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(TYPING) |
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- Oh, my God! |
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"Abbey Mount School is |
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- "for girls aged 11 to 17." |
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POPPY: "Founded in 1797, |
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"the school is one of England's |
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It's all brick! |
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Ugh! |
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Excuse me. |
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Hello. How are you? |
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- All right, Kate? |
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MRS KINGSLEY: Very good. |
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Mr Moore? I'm Mrs Kingsley. |
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Oh, please, call me Gerry. Thank you. |
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- I'm happy we could help out. |
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Just leave it to me, Mr Moore. |
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- Hello, how are you? |
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- Good holiday? |
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Good. |
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Hello, Poppy. Welcome to Abbey Mount. |
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Look, I understand you're just... |
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Uh-uh, uh-uh. |
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Lesson number one, Poppy. |
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Not something I tend to enter into. |
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- Hello. |
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How are you? |
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Wow. |
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GIRL 1: Who's she? |
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Is she new? |
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- Wow. |
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GIRL 4: Look at her. |
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Poppy, this is Kate. |
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You'll soon settle in. |
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- Hi, how do you do? |
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It's just school lingo. |
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Okay, but I choose my friends, |
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I'm sure that comment would sting |
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But, for the moment, let's just pretend |
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Saddle up, girls. |
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Mrs Kingsley, a gift. |
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One for you and one for Freddie. |
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Oh. |
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- Thank you. |
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Oh, I don't doubt that you did. |
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Well, perhaps you'd like to keep a hold |
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Nice thought, though. |
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(HARRIET SPEAKING LATIN) |
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Harriet. Head Girl. |
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You shake the hand of the Head Girl |
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When the Head Girl has earned my respect, |
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- I'm sorry? |
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Stunningly horridious ego |
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Can we oblige? Methinks so. |
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JANE AND CHARLOTTE: We think so, too. |
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I'll call you tomorrow morning, |
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I hope your flight gets seriously delayed. |
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(CHUCKLES) |
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And I hope your bags end up in Kazakhstan. |
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I'll come back for you |
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Sweetheart, you know I love you. |
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(CAR ENGINE STARTING) |
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Bye. |
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(THUNDER RUMBLING) |
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(SIGHING) |
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) |
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DRIPPY: I have to find this CD to play |
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You can borrow them, but only indoors. |
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DRIPPY: Yeah, my mum won't let me |
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JOSIE: I've got to be reserve |
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KIKl: I heard this on the radio. |
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- Thank you. |
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Excuse me. |
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Hi. I've been assigned this room. |
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You need to leave. |
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Oh, wow, communal. |
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Well, it's bed number five or the corridor. |
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Move your stinking socks, Drippy. |
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(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) |
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Gross. |
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(GIRLS CHATTERING) |
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You lock away your chocolate? |
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Key information, if it's |
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the Wagon Wheel is going to |
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- What's a Wagon Wheel? |
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Ew! |
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- That's carbs and sugar. |
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(CELL PHONE BEEPING) |
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- What the bleep is that? |
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It's an iPhone. |
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Good luck getting a signal. We only have |
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Maybe you should try entering |
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This place is medieval. |
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It's pointless anyway. |
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How am I supposed to call my therapist? |
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(GIRLS CHUCKLING) |
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She's joking, right? Oh, sweetheart, |
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Just put it away before Matron catches you. |
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- Where's your trunk? |
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(POPPY EXCLAIMS) |
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No. |
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No, no, no. Not the new season Gucci. No. |
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This is all only hand-washable. |
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- Why... |
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You know, in the UK |
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Welcome back, girls. |
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Oh, good, staff. How quickly |
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- Is she... |
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Oh, yes, we had one of those in 1997. |
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Accustom her to my rules, and she should |
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Mobile phones, please, girls. |
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Thank you, Kiki. Thank you, Josie. |
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Whoa! Hands off, mama. I said, hands off. |
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(POPPY QUESTIONING IN SPANISH) |
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I am Scottish, not remedial. |
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Good, then you understand. |
| 00:13:09 |
How dare you? No mufti for a week. |
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Fine. Mufti may be your thing, lady, |
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- She means no home clothes for a week. |
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- I'll be gone by then. |
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Two Sundays detention. |
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(GIRLS SIGH) |
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I'll deal with this. Look, hey. Hey. |
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Here's a Ben Franklin. |
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Well, anything. Whatever you get |
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Three Sundays. For everyone. |
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(GIRLS GROANING) |
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- Thanks a lot for that, you utter moron. |
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What? She was a grade one a-hole |
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The bell's going to go in a minute. |
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(BELL RINGING) |
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Now! |
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KATE: You will never get away |
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and FYI, no drinking, no smoking, |
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No fireworks, no dangerous weapons, |
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If you have a problem with someone, |
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No Web surfing, no bullying. |
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So, if you behave like an arsehole, |
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- or we will break you. |
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- GIRLS: Hi, Kate. Hi, how are you? Hi, Kate! |
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What are you, like, |
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Kate's got a terrible affliction. |
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You're actually lucky that you don't have it. |
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Hey, get up. |
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Screw them. |
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That's physical abuse. |
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With what? |
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Well, hello, Freddie. |
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How kind of you to grace us |
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And cue Harriet in three, two, one... |
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- Subject's moved in on target. |
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- Walk, Annabelle. |
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(BOTH CHUCKLING) |
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DRIPPY: I love that Freddie's always here |
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Such a perfect welcome back. |
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- So, who is Freddie? |
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Devastating heartthrob. |
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playing doctors and nurses with a girl |
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Massive hoo-hah. |
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- They're not together now, though. |
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No. Fraternizing is forbidden. |
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WAITRESS: Here you go. |
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- I can't eat this. |
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Because if it's bulimia we'd rather |
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on their birthdays. It's such a waste. |
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Actually, I'm a pescetarian |
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fruitarian Thursday through Sunday |
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For what we are about to receive... |
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(CHANTING) |
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ALL: Amen. |
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(SPEAKING HINDl) |
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- KATE: (WHISPERS) Get out of the way! |
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Two hundred goats died for this. |
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We meet again. How sublime. |
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When it comes to right of way, |
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Teachers, prefects, scholars, |
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Kate? See to it she falls in line. |
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What is this place? Hogwarts? |
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- Bedtime, girls. |
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The correct school uniform. Wear it. Bed. |
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Poppy Moore, bed! Now! |
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(MR NELLIST GREETING IN FRENCH) |
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(GIRLS GREETING IN FRENCH) |
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(PANTING) Right. |
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Translation today, everyone. |
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Ergo, which means? Anyone? Ergo? |
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- Oh, Mr Nellist. |
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- "Er, leave"? |
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Therefore, you'll probably finish early, |
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to ask me questions about my trip |
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Now, sadly, my ex-girlfriend. |
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(GIRLS GIGGLING) |
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Put the headphones on, please. |
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Hi, guys. You don't happen |
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GIRLS: No. |
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Do you guys have any eyebrow tints? |
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(POP MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES) |
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(WHISPERING) |
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KATE: What? Why? |
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DRIPPY: To look Brazilian. |
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If you say so. |
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- Do you think she's done it? |
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She's definitely done the missionary |
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- I can tell. |
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From the angle of her hips. |
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Can I help you? |
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- Is there a problem? |
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Well, there was Brandon, eight-pack. |
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Tyler. Bajillionaire. Derek. |
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And, oh, Jack. He was all-around sick. |
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- Christ. |
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- Shit! Kate! |
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(DRIPPY WHINING) |
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That is butters. |
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Honey, eyebrows are the least |
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MATRON: Lights out, girls. |
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KIKl: Night, Matron. |
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(DRIPPY GROANING) |
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- KATE: Hey, switch that off! |
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KIKl: Internet is only allowed |
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Whoa! We are not allowed |
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- Oh, look. They're not out. |
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KATE: What are you doing? |
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KIKl: Come back. |
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POPPY: Dear Ruby, oh, my God. |
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and I'm going out of my mind. |
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These girls are all ugly losers |
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is some kind of Latin greeting. |
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(DRIPPY GROANING) |
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Mmm! |
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(SOFTLY) Ew. |
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(BELL RINGING) |
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- MATRON: Come on! Fire practise! |
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MATRON: Remove yourselves |
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Come on. |
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Come on, stop being so slovenly. |
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(FIRE ALARM BLARING) |
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(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) |
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MATRON: Come on, girls! Hurry up! |
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What if there was a real fire? |
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(WATER SPLASHING) |
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FREDDIE: Hey, who's there? |
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Poppy. |
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- FREDDIE: Last name? |
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Well, Moore, Poppy Moore, |
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- Sorry, I'm new here. |
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But weren't you listening in physics class? |
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Fire tends to be hot, |
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Okay. Where do I go? |
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FREDDIE: Out the door, |
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POPPY: Run towards the bright orange |
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- FREDDIE: Oh, and try not to get caught. |
| 00:22:03 |
(RAP SONG PLAYING) |
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SARA: Lovely, Harriet. |
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Ew! |
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Crack on, team. Lovely stick work, Harriet. |
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Hi. |
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- Hello, Mr Nellist. |
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Well, super, super effort. |
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We may not win the championships, |
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So bloody English. |
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Really. And you could do better? |
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Laugh it up, but I could whip |
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This I'd love to see. |
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Oh, it's on like Donkey Kong. |
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(WHISTLES) |
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(BOTH SHOUTING) |
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Foul! Body check. Body check! |
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(HARRIET AND POPPY SCREAMING) |
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Please! |
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(CAR HONKING) |
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- HARRIET: Perfectly legal. |
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Hi, Fredster. Dig the car. |
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(CAR REVVING) |
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- Hello, Moore. Poppy Moore. |
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Hey! |
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Bye. |
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Ooh, do you love Fredster? |
| 00:24:01 |
- Do you want to kiss Fredster on the lips? |
| 00:24:05 |
Don't try and hide it, honey. |
| 00:24:08 |
Sweaty Upper Lip Alert. |
| 00:24:11 |
(GIRLS GIGGLING) |
| 00:24:13 |
(HARRIET WHIMPERS) |
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How on Earth did Freddie know her name? |
| 00:24:20 |
- But, I still have to turn down your bed. |
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I don't understand. |
| 00:24:30 |
Why was he looking at her? |
| 00:24:32 |
He was looking at her |
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He needs to be careful. He can't get caught. |
| 00:24:39 |
Yeah, and if he looked at you too much, |
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Like, when I have to look sad, I think about |
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So to Freddie, Poppy's the equivalent |
| 00:24:52 |
You're probably right. |
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But we're going to have to do something |
| 00:25:00 |
She needs a lesson |
| 00:25:04 |
BOTH: We think so, too. |
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- I didn't start it. It wasn't my fault. |
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But you asked to see me. |
| 00:25:12 |
Yes, well, you have to knock |
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POPPY: I can't believe it. |
| 00:25:19 |
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) |
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Who is it? |
| 00:25:23 |
Jesus Christ! |
| 00:25:24 |
Oh, dear. We were led to believe |
| 00:25:27 |
Now, we'll have to change that |
| 00:25:30 |
Look, I didn't start it, it wasn't my fault, |
| 00:25:35 |
That girl is a grade one a-hole |
| 00:25:39 |
I know perfectly well |
| 00:25:41 |
Then why isn't Harriet here too? |
| 00:25:43 |
Because, unsurprisingly, |
| 00:25:47 |
Look, I know it's very difficult |
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You mean, the only normal girl. |
| 00:25:55 |
- What do you like to read, Poppy? |
| 00:26:01 |
Well, might you be able to tackle |
| 00:26:04 |
- I prefer movies. |
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seems to be missing |
| 00:26:10 |
So, perhaps you might try this. |
| 00:26:14 |
- Oh, my uncle's producing the film version. |
| 00:26:20 |
You might surprise yourself |
| 00:26:24 |
(SCOFFS) This is my punishment? |
| 00:26:27 |
This school is so weird. |
| 00:26:28 |
What do you want |
| 00:26:31 |
To get out of this school. |
| 00:26:33 |
You know, this school has produced |
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Our leading light was the girl |
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So, if your aim is to make |
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then this isn't the place for you. |
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What we do produce are smart, |
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good-hearted girls |
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The kind of girl that, behind all |
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Run along now, I must get on. |
| 00:27:20 |
Not brown enough. More coffee. |
| 00:27:26 |
(GRUNTS) |
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More elbow grease. |
| 00:27:29 |
You're ageing these clothes, |
| 00:27:32 |
I need complete authenticity. |
| 00:27:36 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:27:38 |
Charlotte heard Freddie say |
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Right! That's done. Empty the water. |
| 00:27:59 |
Not that way, fool. You'll spill it. |
| 00:28:01 |
- Out the window? |
| 00:28:07 |
Are you sure? |
| 00:28:08 |
(POPPY GASPS) |
| 00:28:12 |
(GASPS) |
| 00:28:13 |
So sorry. |
| 00:28:18 |
Do you have a pass |
| 00:28:21 |
- Oh, yeah, I do. It's right here! |
| 00:28:37 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:29:02 |
For the tenth time, |
| 00:29:06 |
Jesus. What's so bloody hard? |
| 00:29:27 |
Sit down. I'll do that. |
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Thanks. |
| 00:29:36 |
- You're freezing. You need a jumper. |
| 00:29:42 |
I don't think I have anything |
| 00:29:49 |
Thanks. I didn't really come prepared. |
| 00:29:56 |
Nothing worse than the only message you |
| 00:30:00 |
But Matron took all the phones. |
| 00:30:03 |
No. She took all your phones. |
| 00:30:06 |
She has no idea that none of them work. |
| 00:30:12 |
Here. Call your parents. Call your therapist. |
| 00:30:17 |
But why would you do this for me? |
| 00:30:21 |
No, you behave like an arsehole. |
| 00:30:28 |
Look, I know that I'm not |
| 00:30:33 |
but I can guess that you're feeling scared |
| 00:30:39 |
Which, in my experience, doesn't actually |
| 00:30:50 |
Sweet photo. |
| 00:30:53 |
Is it your mum? |
| 00:30:57 |
She going to come out and visit? |
| 00:31:02 |
She died in a car accident when I was 11. |
| 00:31:07 |
Oh. |
| 00:31:15 |
Poppy, I'm so sorry. |
| 00:31:18 |
I know you're not some |
| 00:31:35 |
KATE: Listen. |
| 00:31:37 |
- Are you serious about getting out of here? |
| 00:31:41 |
Then, you're going to have to get |
| 00:31:44 |
Okay. |
| 00:31:46 |
"Anybody disporting themselves |
| 00:31:50 |
- "for expulsion before the Honour Court." |
| 00:31:54 |
It's like a trial in front of the whole school |
| 00:31:56 |
by your peers, your teachers, |
| 00:32:00 |
But I'm telling you, it hardly ever happens. |
| 00:32:03 |
If you really want to get expelled, |
| 00:32:07 |
You have to drive it up onto the rocks, |
| 00:32:08 |
set fire to the galley |
| 00:32:11 |
- You have to take it all the way. |
| 00:32:15 |
Make your calls. |
| 00:32:21 |
Tip for best reception. |
| 00:32:27 |
Hi, Ruby. I miss you. |
| 00:32:31 |
You have no idea what it's like here. |
| 00:32:33 |
Ew! |
| 00:32:35 |
Who is she? Zero lip gloss upkeep, |
| 00:32:41 |
I wish you could come and rescue me. |
| 00:32:43 |
She is such a romantic, Roddy. |
| 00:32:46 |
Take care of Roddy for me. |
| 00:32:48 |
(PHONE BEEPS) |
| 00:32:50 |
You already have. Let's hit the pool. |
| 00:32:56 |
(CREAKING) |
| 00:32:59 |
(OWL HOOTING) |
| 00:33:00 |
(GASPS) |
| 00:33:08 |
(POPPY SHRIEKS) |
| 00:33:11 |
Watch it, Wee Willie Winkie, |
| 00:33:14 |
Now, I've had a word with the girls. |
| 00:33:16 |
True, some of them took |
| 00:33:20 |
But it's decided. We're going to help you. |
| 00:33:22 |
We're your very own crack unit. |
| 00:33:25 |
- Kiki, please explain. |
| 00:33:28 |
We'll commence with an entry-level basic |
| 00:33:32 |
POPPY: It smells like pee in here. |
| 00:33:34 |
(GREETING IN FRENCH) |
| 00:33:35 |
(GIRLS GREETING IN FRENCH) |
| 00:33:36 |
KIKI: But it's no good |
| 00:33:39 |
Try to be as imaginative as possible. |
| 00:33:43 |
Only do things that will get you noticed. |
| 00:33:48 |
And although we'll all be helping you, |
| 00:33:52 |
GIRL: Harriet! |
| 00:33:53 |
KIKI: Is that you have to get the blame |
| 00:33:57 |
Run along. |
| 00:34:00 |
Speaking. |
| 00:34:01 |
MR NELLIST: Headphones on, girls. |
| 00:34:04 |
Come on, everybody. Don't run too fast |
| 00:34:08 |
have a quick paddle about, warm up, |
| 00:34:11 |
Yes, I'm in school right now. |
| 00:34:15 |
Regulation uniform. |
| 00:34:18 |
(SCOFFS) |
| 00:34:20 |
Of course. |
| 00:34:22 |
They are a simple polyester. |
| 00:34:26 |
No, I have certainly not been naughty. |
| 00:34:32 |
Are you okay? |
| 00:34:36 |
SARA: Get out. Get out! |
| 00:34:40 |
Please, get out. |
| 00:34:42 |
(SARA WHISTLING) |
| 00:34:48 |
(GIRLS READING IN FRENCH) |
| 00:35:01 |
MR NELLIST: (STUTTERING) Yes, |
| 00:35:04 |
KIKI: If you make enough |
| 00:35:06 |
Poppy Moore! |
| 00:35:09 |
KIKI: She will eventually bow to |
| 00:35:13 |
Naturally I'll call her father, |
| 00:35:16 |
No, Sara, please. It's all right, dear. |
| 00:35:18 |
- Mr Nellist. |
| 00:35:19 |
KIKI: And then, with any luck, |
| 00:35:25 |
Unbe-bloody-lievable! |
| 00:35:29 |
She's got more lives than a Buddhist cat. |
| 00:35:32 |
Kingsley's not even |
| 00:35:35 |
- I think people are starting to like her. |
| 00:35:39 |
People can learn to get used |
| 00:35:42 |
- if they live with it for long enough. |
| 00:35:46 |
It'd be a nightmare if she stayed. |
| 00:35:50 |
She's not staying. Take it from me. |
| 00:35:53 |
Five generations of my family |
| 00:35:57 |
The school motto is |
| 00:36:01 |
Not be a slutty, whore-y shit-brain. |
| 00:36:06 |
So brilliante, Harriet. |
| 00:36:08 |
SARA: Mr Nellist, don't cry. Maybe a tissue. |
| 00:36:11 |
MR NELLIST: (CRYING) |
| 00:36:13 |
MRS KINGSLEY: Perhaps a strong cup of tea. |
| 00:36:16 |
SARA: Cup of tea. |
| 00:36:22 |
POPPY: Come on, quick. |
| 00:36:23 |
(BOTH GIGGLING) |
| 00:36:29 |
- Quick. Give me the tape. Give me the tape. |
| 00:36:33 |
Pull the button off. |
| 00:36:36 |
- Oh, my God. There's a car. |
| 00:36:53 |
Whoa! It's all right, Cerberus. Only me. |
| 00:36:55 |
- Who's Cerberus? |
| 00:37:02 |
- (WHISPERING) Go, go. Get away. |
| 00:37:10 |
(SNEEZING) |
| 00:37:13 |
(IMITATES SNEEZING) |
| 00:37:16 |
Sorry, terrible allergies. |
| 00:37:20 |
(FLATULENT SOUND) |
| 00:37:23 |
Oh, sorry. Better an empty house |
| 00:37:31 |
I don't get it. It's like you've got immunity. |
| 00:37:37 |
Yup. I'm the Goddaughter. |
| 00:37:39 |
Whatever it is, |
| 00:37:43 |
We need to up the ante. In fact, |
| 00:37:50 |
Oh, my God. You have to snog Freddie. |
| 00:37:52 |
Snog? That sounds disgusting. |
| 00:37:55 |
- It's English for make out. |
| 00:37:58 |
- And Harriet would have an absolute fit. |
| 00:38:03 |
- KATE: And he'll be at the social. |
| 00:38:06 |
Just remember, the point is to get caught. |
| 00:38:09 |
All right, so, what's the deal with the social? |
| 00:38:10 |
It's the school dance on Saturday night. |
| 00:38:12 |
Traditionally, it's fancy dress. |
| 00:38:17 |
But the only ones who bother to dress up |
| 00:38:23 |
I say we dress up fancy. Real fancy. |
| 00:38:27 |
This mission needs to be planned precisely. |
| 00:38:30 |
- Kiki? |
| 00:38:32 |
Operation Freedom, part two, step one. |
| 00:38:38 |
Step one, subsection A, look the part. |
| 00:38:42 |
Kiki, you're actually making something |
| 00:38:46 |
(GIRLS GIGGLING) |
| 00:38:47 |
Basically, we're going into town, |
| 00:38:50 |
DRIPPY: I want something |
| 00:38:53 |
"but at the same time |
| 00:38:57 |
In fact, I'm not that bothered about elegant. |
| 00:39:15 |
POPPY: So apparently, the key is to hook up |
| 00:39:19 |
I'll do your trick, Rubes. |
| 00:39:22 |
Oh, come on, Poppy. |
| 00:39:24 |
Don't forget to log off now, you ninny. |
| 00:39:30 |
Everyone, sign out. Remember you are |
| 00:39:34 |
- Sign your own name. Come on. |
| 00:39:38 |
You are going into town, |
| 00:39:42 |
- Change immediately. |
| 00:39:44 |
I thought you might be quite concerned |
| 00:39:47 |
So we had a little look-see |
| 00:39:51 |
- Didn't we? |
| 00:39:55 |
It'll suit you. |
| 00:39:59 |
Promise. |
| 00:40:03 |
(GIRL BARKING) |
| 00:40:04 |
(GIRLS LAUGHING) |
| 00:40:05 |
DRIPPY: Well, that's cute. |
| 00:40:08 |
KIKl: Poppy, I think your jumper |
| 00:40:20 |
BUS CONDUCTOR: Come on, girls. |
| 00:40:29 |
Don't push. Don't push. Plenty of room. |
| 00:40:34 |
- Come on, Poppy! Jump! |
| 00:40:36 |
I can't find my sanitiser! |
| 00:40:40 |
- You left it in the dorm! |
| 00:40:49 |
Ew! |
| 00:40:50 |
GIRLS: Ew! |
| 00:40:55 |
(GIRLS CHATTERING) |
| 00:40:57 |
Oh, my God, look. |
| 00:40:59 |
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC |
| 00:41:18 |
(DOGS BARKING) |
| 00:41:23 |
- GIRLS: Oh, hello. |
| 00:41:25 |
Ew! Gross! |
| 00:41:29 |
- Where are we going? |
| 00:41:32 |
Cancer research? |
| 00:41:33 |
Girls, I'm all about finding a cure, |
| 00:41:37 |
I don't know how much help I'm going to be. |
| 00:41:41 |
- this is supposed to be shopping time. |
| 00:41:45 |
This is a charity shop. |
| 00:41:49 |
Oh, I just had a heart palpitation. |
| 00:41:50 |
You guys are so adorable, |
| 00:41:54 |
- So let's go hit Oxford Street. |
| 00:41:58 |
Oxford Street is in London, my friend. |
| 00:42:04 |
(GIRLS LAUGHING) |
| 00:42:08 |
KIKl: Josie, take that big bra off my head. |
| 00:42:13 |
- Hey, Kate! What about this for Ascot? |
| 00:42:17 |
Is this too workaday? |
| 00:42:21 |
Come on now, girls. |
| 00:42:25 |
Now, Poppy, how about something |
| 00:42:29 |
It looks like someone died in it. |
| 00:42:33 |
You're a Buddhist, right? |
| 00:42:37 |
Honey, even Buddha wouldn't be |
| 00:42:40 |
Still, I guess anything's possible. |
| 00:42:46 |
(POP SONG PLAYING) |
| 00:43:41 |
(ALL WHOOP) |
| 00:43:43 |
Unbelievable. This season Marni. |
| 00:43:48 |
- Hot to trot? |
| 00:43:51 |
If we could just call this stuff vintage |
| 00:43:55 |
I could totally get into it. |
| 00:43:56 |
Perfection. Operation Freddie |
| 00:44:00 |
Malibu moment. |
| 00:44:03 |
- Who are we? |
| 00:44:05 |
(CAMERA CLICKING) |
| 00:44:06 |
MR CHRISTOPHER: I think he's down, |
| 00:44:10 |
- KATE: Really stupid ones. |
| 00:44:15 |
Would you like to say that any louder? |
| 00:44:18 |
And I need a back wax |
| 00:44:20 |
but we don't always get what we want. |
| 00:44:25 |
Yorkie fan. It's a nice dog, Yorkie. |
| 00:44:31 |
Got savaged to death by a badger. |
| 00:44:35 |
- Aren't you the soufflé that didn't arise. |
| 00:44:40 |
I need these extensions taken out, |
| 00:44:43 |
I'm thinking side bangs |
| 00:44:45 |
and maybe a few honey tones. |
| 00:44:47 |
And I'd like a night on Fireman Island, |
| 00:44:51 |
So here's what's on offer for you. |
| 00:44:53 |
- A tight perm. |
| 00:44:56 |
How about this? A wee bob. |
| 00:44:58 |
- No. |
| 00:45:00 |
Oh, a pineapple. |
| 00:45:02 |
- Oh, Hawaii. |
| 00:45:05 |
What about something |
| 00:45:09 |
- Natural? |
| 00:45:15 |
- Natural it is. |
| 00:45:18 |
Okay. Ladies, let's do this. |
| 00:45:22 |
Oh, right now, we're gonna need |
| 00:45:28 |
(MACHINE WHIRRING) |
| 00:45:30 |
Oh, no, I... Don't look at... |
| 00:45:36 |
Hey, Mummy. |
| 00:45:40 |
(BLOW DRYER WHIRRING) |
| 00:45:41 |
Don't you look at me like that. |
| 00:45:46 |
Nix that. |
| 00:45:48 |
You ready? Okay. |
| 00:45:53 |
- Et voila. |
| 00:45:56 |
You're welcome, darling. |
| 00:45:57 |
I'm cream-crackered. |
| 00:46:02 |
- You look so... |
| 00:46:05 |
- I look like my mom. |
| 00:46:08 |
- She was. Very. |
| 00:46:14 |
(GIRLS LAUGHING) |
| 00:46:16 |
- Okay. Time for the juice. Any bright ideas? |
| 00:46:26 |
So, Susan, do you like your new office? |
| 00:46:31 |
I don't know what's worse, |
| 00:46:37 |
Keith from Accounts is driving me crazy. |
| 00:46:41 |
He wants that report |
| 00:46:44 |
What's the report about? |
| 00:46:49 |
- Business. |
| 00:46:52 |
Do you want to buy a carpet tomorrow? |
| 00:46:55 |
Yes. After I've dropped |
| 00:47:01 |
In my saloon car. |
| 00:47:04 |
Two bottles of Grizinski |
| 00:47:09 |
And two Creme Eggs, please. |
| 00:47:12 |
(SCOFFS) |
| 00:47:16 |
Why did you order the Creme Eggs, |
| 00:47:18 |
Why did you only get two, Drippy? |
| 00:47:21 |
- He believed us till then. |
| 00:47:24 |
Maybe if you hadn't asked me what |
| 00:47:28 |
- Are you okay? |
| 00:47:31 |
I know. Never mind. Let's go. |
| 00:47:35 |
(POP MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:47:42 |
Would you boys like a drink? |
| 00:47:50 |
Hello, hello. |
| 00:47:52 |
Name's Nellist. Roger Nellist. |
| 00:47:58 |
Gosh, you look like James Bond. |
| 00:48:01 |
I thought you might like a fruit punch. |
| 00:48:03 |
Oh, I'll have it shaken and not stirred. |
| 00:48:10 |
OLD LADY: Why aren't you dancing? They're |
| 00:48:15 |
JANE: Mr Nellist. |
| 00:48:16 |
- Harriet's coming. |
| 00:48:18 |
Right, yes, yes, yes. |
| 00:48:24 |
(SLOW INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:48:31 |
(BOYS LAUGHING) |
| 00:48:39 |
Mr Darcy. |
| 00:48:42 |
What undue pleasure it is |
| 00:48:45 |
- Hi. |
| 00:48:48 |
when you are completely, |
| 00:48:53 |
Okay. Cool. |
| 00:48:56 |
Freddie, it's me. |
| 00:48:59 |
Of course, Harriet. |
| 00:49:01 |
(POP MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:49:05 |
KIKI: Okay, Poppy, let's get Freddie. |
| 00:49:29 |
Lips, hips, hips, and butt. |
| 00:49:32 |
(KATE WHOOPS) |
| 00:49:34 |
(BOYS WHISTLING) |
| 00:49:41 |
- Hi. |
| 00:49:44 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:49:49 |
not a dwarf prostitutes' convention. |
| 00:49:52 |
I'm so sorry. |
| 00:49:55 |
You make an excellent Shrek. |
| 00:49:59 |
(HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING) |
| 00:50:14 |
(MUSIC STOPS) |
| 00:50:20 |
(HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING) |
| 00:50:38 |
(GIRLS WHOOPING) |
| 00:50:49 |
KIKl: Yeah, go on, Poppy. |
| 00:50:57 |
Go, girlfriend. That is entirely wicked. |
| 00:51:07 |
(POPPY SHRIEKS) |
| 00:51:11 |
- Hey, you okay? |
| 00:51:14 |
Is she okay? Shall I call an ambulance? |
| 00:51:19 |
She's acting like she's drunk. |
| 00:51:22 |
- Freddie can do the honours. |
| 00:51:25 |
Mr Darcy doesn't think so. |
| 00:51:27 |
She's just a little concussed. |
| 00:51:29 |
- Great idea. |
| 00:51:36 |
She's up to something. |
| 00:51:40 |
- So, explain yourself, Miss Moore. |
| 00:51:44 |
"because I am not myself right now, |
| 00:51:46 |
(FREDDIE CHUCKLES) |
| 00:51:48 |
- Said Alice to the Caterpillar. |
| 00:51:52 |
I was Alice in the school play. |
| 00:51:58 |
Hey. |
| 00:52:00 |
You so don't need to play hard to get. |
| 00:52:04 |
Hey, come on. Calm down. |
| 00:52:08 |
Okay. Leading lady, all-boys school, |
| 00:52:13 |
Cards on the table. Are you gay? |
| 00:52:15 |
(LAUGHS) |
| 00:52:16 |
Just English. |
| 00:52:18 |
And I am sober and sensible, |
| 00:52:21 |
are overexcited and concussed. |
| 00:52:24 |
I go back to school tomorrow, |
| 00:52:28 |
How about I see you then? |
| 00:52:31 |
- Okay. |
| 00:52:34 |
No more head-fry behaviour. |
| 00:52:37 |
I won't fry your head |
| 00:52:42 |
Deal. |
| 00:52:43 |
(CHARLOTTE CLEARS THROAT) |
| 00:52:45 |
Crap. Tweedledum and Tweedledee. |
| 00:52:47 |
Fraternizing with the girls, Freddie Kingsley, |
| 00:52:51 |
- is not allowed. |
| 00:53:04 |
- Tell Harriet. |
| 00:53:07 |
she'll skin us alive first. |
| 00:53:12 |
- Me think not. |
| 00:53:18 |
Nice work, Kate. |
| 00:53:20 |
So, is Operation Freddie |
| 00:53:23 |
God knows. Harriet didn't come, |
| 00:53:24 |
so it just depends on whether Tweedledum |
| 00:53:28 |
- There's nothing to worry about. |
| 00:53:31 |
We're going to have to come up |
| 00:53:34 |
Isn't it ironic how my ticket out of here |
| 00:53:39 |
I mean, one of the reasons, anyways. |
| 00:53:41 |
Someone call Al Gore. |
| 00:53:44 |
What an excellent night. |
| 00:53:45 |
Eight boys have actually come up |
| 00:53:50 |
Now, for all you lovers out there. |
| 00:53:54 |
It's your final chance. It's the last dance. |
| 00:53:59 |
- Come on. |
| 00:54:00 |
- DRIPPY: Last dance, everybody! Come on! |
| 00:54:05 |
We already know. You wax your bum. |
| 00:54:08 |
(SENTIMENTAL SONG PLAYING) |
| 00:54:10 |
- Not quite, but similar ballpark. |
| 00:54:15 |
No. I mean, I couldn't admit it back home, |
| 00:54:22 |
Welcome to the nunnery. |
| 00:54:25 |
GIRLS: (SINGING) I'm loving angels instead |
| 00:54:31 |
GIRL 1: Come on, girls. If we lose today |
| 00:54:43 |
Perhaps you'd like |
| 00:54:49 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:54:52 |
Well, as I understand it, |
| 00:54:55 |
by Mr Nellist and Miss Rees-Withers |
| 00:55:00 |
Actually, it was Kate's vomit, Mrs Kingsley. |
| 00:55:06 |
I expect better of you two. |
| 00:55:07 |
You know the values |
| 00:55:11 |
And as for you, Poppy, |
| 00:55:13 |
that you've finally made some friends here, |
| 00:55:18 |
Dismissed. |
| 00:55:24 |
Not you, Miss Moore. |
| 00:55:27 |
I gave your father my word |
| 00:55:30 |
but I'll be honest, |
| 00:55:34 |
You're cleverer and better than this, Poppy. |
| 00:55:41 |
Try at something. |
| 00:55:46 |
Because judging by the outfits |
| 00:55:48 |
when you put your mind to something, |
| 00:55:52 |
Don't give up on yourself. |
| 00:55:56 |
Because I haven't. |
| 00:56:01 |
Now off you go. |
| 00:56:06 |
DRIPPY: I really do feel sick. |
| 00:56:10 |
- What did she want? |
| 00:56:22 |
(GIRLS SCREAMING) |
| 00:56:24 |
(GIRLS CHEERING) |
| 00:56:29 |
Come on, guys. |
| 00:56:38 |
God, I feel really vile. |
| 00:56:40 |
I think I'm going to puke. Seriously, Poppy, |
| 00:56:43 |
There's only seven minutes left. |
| 00:56:44 |
(DRIPPY RETCHING) |
| 00:56:46 |
Oh, cripes! |
| 00:56:49 |
- Poppy can take my place. |
| 00:56:53 |
We'll play one man down. |
| 00:56:56 |
- No offence. |
| 00:56:58 |
But seeing as how you don't want |
| 00:57:01 |
well, I'm frigging playing. |
| 00:57:05 |
(HARRIET GRUNTS) |
| 00:57:07 |
Into the bucket. |
| 00:57:08 |
Josie, on the wing! Poppy, go long! |
| 00:57:11 |
All right. Wow, okay. |
| 00:57:12 |
Let's just pretend the ball is |
| 00:57:17 |
Okay. |
| 00:57:19 |
Let's pull it out the bag. Offence. Yeah. |
| 00:57:24 |
Eye on the prize. Oh, my God. |
| 00:57:27 |
Poppy, roll over it and pick it up! |
| 00:57:30 |
POPPY: Yeah! You go, girlfriend. |
| 00:57:32 |
You dunk that bitch. |
| 00:57:34 |
Focus, focus. Do you see the goal? |
| 00:57:49 |
GIRL 1: Way to go! |
| 00:57:54 |
And finally, in news as shocking |
| 00:57:59 |
our under-18 lacrosse team |
| 00:58:00 |
has gone through to the second round |
| 00:58:03 |
for the first time since 1976. |
| 00:58:09 |
To sign up for extra practise, |
| 00:58:14 |
My apologies. |
| 00:58:19 |
(GIRLS MURMURING) |
| 00:58:21 |
(GIRLS GRUNTING) |
| 00:58:23 |
POPPY: All right, people. |
| 00:58:25 |
From now on each sentence starts |
| 00:58:30 |
I will want to saliva vomit |
| 00:58:35 |
Shut up. Hit it. |
| 00:58:39 |
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) |
| 00:58:40 |
Go, go! Crawl, crawl, crawl! |
| 00:58:43 |
Get it! That's okay. Pick it up, scoop it! |
| 00:58:45 |
Pass it, pass it. |
| 00:58:48 |
This is ridiculous. |
| 00:58:51 |
Call the ball. "Mine." "I got it." "Your ball." |
| 00:58:54 |
KATE: Come on, Josie. |
| 00:58:55 |
KATE: Josie... |
| 00:58:57 |
POPPY: Go on, Kate! Go on! Shoot! |
| 00:59:00 |
MRS KINGSLEY: Congratulations once again |
| 00:59:04 |
who beat Bodley Girls on Saturday, 5-2. |
| 00:59:12 |
POPPY: Come on, you guys! |
| 00:59:14 |
Come on, shake it like this, Kiki. |
| 00:59:19 |
KATE: Go! Go! Come on, Josie! |
| 00:59:22 |
(JOSIE GRUNTING) |
| 00:59:30 |
Come on. Quicker, quicker, quicker! |
| 00:59:34 |
- Josie, come on! Yeah! |
| 00:59:37 |
POPPY: Shoot, Kiki, shoot! |
| 00:59:38 |
MRS KINGSLEY: |
| 00:59:40 |
is that Abbey Mount is through |
| 00:59:45 |
POPPY: Dear Ruby, today's my big date |
| 00:59:49 |
Wish me luck, |
| 00:59:51 |
Lover boy's waiting outside for you. |
| 00:59:58 |
But remember, |
| 01:00:01 |
- So stay near school, and good luck. |
| 01:00:23 |
Freddie Kingsley. Nice to finally see you |
| 01:00:27 |
Don't speak too soon. |
| 01:00:28 |
And is it wrong for me to say that |
| 01:00:32 |
- Come on, trouble. Let's hit the road. |
| 01:00:35 |
take a romantic stroll |
| 01:00:37 |
(LAUGHS) And get caught? |
| 01:00:40 |
Call me old-fashioned, |
| 01:00:49 |
I thought you said you could drive. |
| 01:00:50 |
It's not my fault |
| 01:00:53 |
- Have you ever thought of changing gears? |
| 01:00:57 |
Turn right here. |
| 01:00:59 |
- We drive on the left in this country. |
| 01:01:01 |
(POP SONG PLAYING) |
| 01:01:24 |
POPPY: And so I threw the whole lot |
| 01:01:26 |
My dad went mental, as Drippy would say. |
| 01:01:30 |
but Kate said she would have done |
| 01:01:34 |
Sorry, chattering away like this. |
| 01:01:38 |
Well, remind me |
| 01:01:41 |
But the thing is, |
| 01:02:01 |
- Here you go, trouble. |
| 01:02:06 |
If I affect your life in no other way, |
| 01:02:07 |
then allow me this honour, |
| 01:02:10 |
Here we go. |
| 01:02:20 |
Kind of gross, but I like it. |
| 01:02:28 |
You know, this is one of the best dates I... |
| 01:02:35 |
The best date I've ever had. |
| 01:02:37 |
There's something about you, Poppy Moore. |
| 01:02:41 |
Every moment I'm with you, |
| 01:02:47 |
(SLOW SONG PLAYING) |
| 01:03:03 |
Clutch. |
| 01:03:16 |
Guys. Guess what? You'll never believe it. |
| 01:03:22 |
- What happened? |
| 01:03:26 |
"you cannot imagine |
| 01:03:29 |
"They're a bunch of ugly losers |
| 01:03:33 |
"I despise these village idiots, |
| 01:03:35 |
"but I have to pretend to like them |
| 01:03:38 |
"I tried doing it on my own, |
| 01:03:46 |
"Still, they're so thick they'll never realise. |
| 01:03:48 |
"I'll be out of this asylum |
| 01:03:53 |
I didn't write that. |
| 01:03:56 |
- But that was weeks ago. |
| 01:03:58 |
And it's from your e-mail address. |
| 01:04:01 |
- Where did you get it? |
| 01:04:04 |
You're a seriously horridious cow. |
| 01:04:07 |
POPPY: Come on, guys. |
| 01:04:09 |
- You have to believe me. |
| 01:04:13 |
- Why would you do that? |
| 01:04:17 |
All we did was to try to make |
| 01:04:22 |
I thought we were friends. |
| 01:04:25 |
(DOOR CLOSING) |
| 01:04:33 |
POPPY: So, all I have to do is hook up |
| 01:04:35 |
and it's a sure thing that they expel me. |
| 01:04:37 |
He's a total English dweeb. |
| 01:04:42 |
Give me a week, tops. |
| 01:04:44 |
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) |
| 01:04:48 |
I can explain. |
| 01:05:01 |
POPPY: Please, I really need to talk to you. |
| 01:05:03 |
Can't right now. |
| 01:05:05 |
and I have nada to wear. |
| 01:05:06 |
- Where are you going? |
| 01:05:09 |
Not the Jimmy Choos. |
| 01:05:13 |
Rubes, I just need some advice. |
| 01:05:16 |
Crap. Fashion emergency. |
| 01:05:21 |
- Love you. |
| 01:05:26 |
Sorry, Roddy. Couldn't get rid of her. |
| 01:05:31 |
- Roddy? Babe? |
| 01:05:40 |
(SCOFFS) |
| 01:05:44 |
(SIGHING) |
| 01:06:11 |
Shit. |
| 01:06:12 |
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) |
| 01:06:14 |
Shit. |
| 01:06:29 |
(PANTING) |
| 01:06:44 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 01:06:57 |
Kate. Kate, quick. Wake up. |
| 01:07:00 |
KATE: What's wrong now? |
| 01:07:02 |
It was an accident. I thought I put it out. |
| 01:07:05 |
I don't know what happened. |
| 01:07:07 |
- Jesus, Poppy. You're a proper psycho. |
| 01:07:10 |
KATE: Josie. Josie, get up. |
| 01:07:14 |
(FIRE ALARM RINGING) |
| 01:07:16 |
Fire! Fire, everyone get up! |
| 01:07:18 |
Fire! It's a real fire! Get out of bed! |
| 01:07:22 |
This isn't a practise. You guys, get up. |
| 01:07:24 |
Come on, darling, get up. |
| 01:07:27 |
(SIRENS WAILING) |
| 01:07:33 |
KATE: Josie... |
| 01:07:34 |
KATE: Get up, we're on fire! |
| 01:07:36 |
It's a real fire! Please, everybody get up! |
| 01:07:44 |
- Phoebe Faircloff. |
| 01:07:46 |
- MRS KINGSLEY: Susan Casey. |
| 01:07:48 |
DRIPPY: Let me out! Let me out! |
| 01:07:50 |
(DRIPPY BANGING ON DOOR) |
| 01:07:56 |
FIREMAN 1: |
| 01:07:58 |
FIREMAN 2: Charlie, take the first position. |
| 01:07:59 |
- Daisy Bevin? |
| 01:08:02 |
- Can't hear you, Daisy. |
| 01:08:10 |
Jennifer Logan. |
| 01:08:13 |
Jennifer? Has anyone seen Drippy? |
| 01:08:17 |
Come on, girls! |
| 01:08:20 |
Freezer. Drippy's in the freezer! |
| 01:08:23 |
MRS KINGSLEY: Poppy, come back. |
| 01:08:25 |
- MRS KINGSLEY: Stay back, girls. |
| 01:08:36 |
POPPY: Drippy! Drippy! |
| 01:08:40 |
Drippy! |
| 01:08:46 |
GIRL 1: What's going on? |
| 01:08:48 |
(GIRLS CHATTERING) |
| 01:08:57 |
(POPPY COUGHING) |
| 01:09:13 |
MRS KINGSLEY: |
| 01:09:15 |
All right, off to the ambulance now. |
| 01:09:17 |
FREDDIE: My God. |
| 01:09:20 |
- What do you think happened? |
| 01:09:22 |
We're lucky, could've been a lot worse. |
| 01:09:34 |
GIRL 1: Well done, Poppy. |
| 01:09:44 |
- Hey. I believe this is yours. |
| 01:09:49 |
Do you realise you could have killed her? |
| 01:09:51 |
GIRL 4: Thank you. |
| 01:09:52 |
- You could have killed all of us. |
| 01:09:55 |
I thought I'd stopped it. I swear. |
| 01:09:58 |
I don't understand. |
| 01:10:01 |
I was just so upset at everything, |
| 01:10:07 |
I really wish you hadn't done it, too. |
| 01:10:14 |
(SIGHING) |
| 01:10:15 |
MRS KINGSLEY: Someone here knows |
| 01:10:20 |
What we're clear on is |
| 01:10:24 |
If you have the sense to own up, |
| 01:10:29 |
If not, it will be passed on |
| 01:10:34 |
You have until the end of the day |
| 01:11:07 |
POPPY: Dear Freddie, |
| 01:11:11 |
You are good and honest and true, |
| 01:11:17 |
But I'm learning. |
| 01:11:21 |
And if it means I have to leave here, |
| 01:11:22 |
I just want you to know, |
| 01:11:28 |
For a moment there, yeah, |
| 01:11:31 |
But then I got to know you. |
| 01:11:33 |
I have never felt this way before |
| 01:11:37 |
and I really need you to know that. |
| 01:11:41 |
(EXHALES) |
| 01:11:47 |
MRS KINGSLEY: Come in. |
| 01:11:50 |
Oh, what can I do for you, Poppy? |
| 01:11:57 |
It's what I used to start it. |
| 01:12:03 |
But I guess not. Obviously not. |
| 01:12:07 |
Oh, Poppy. |
| 01:12:11 |
You realise what this means, don't you? |
| 01:12:15 |
- Will I be expelled? |
| 01:12:19 |
but I suspect you'll understand |
| 01:12:24 |
The weird thing is |
| 01:12:29 |
I didn't want to disappoint you. |
| 01:12:37 |
I'm so sorry, too, Poppy. |
| 01:12:42 |
Do you think maybe |
| 01:13:00 |
I told her it was me. |
| 01:13:02 |
I'm going to the Honour Court, |
| 01:13:05 |
So, this is for you. |
| 01:13:07 |
Well done. You finally got what you wanted. |
| 01:13:13 |
- I couldn't be more unhappy. |
| 01:13:55 |
POPPY: Mom? |
| 01:14:21 |
- Hey, I've been looking for you. |
| 01:14:26 |
- So you backed out of our deal. |
| 01:14:30 |
- That you won't fry my head. |
| 01:14:34 |
(SNIFFLING) But you poached my heart. |
| 01:14:37 |
Hey. Come on. |
| 01:14:42 |
What if it doesn't have a moral? |
| 01:14:46 |
I think I just fell down the rabbit hole |
| 01:14:50 |
Look. |
| 01:14:55 |
- She looks exactly like you. |
| 01:15:00 |
She went to this school. I didn't even know. |
| 01:15:11 |
Well, guess it's time to face the music now. |
| 01:15:24 |
(GIRLS ARGUING) |
| 01:15:26 |
Josie, I'm never wrong. |
| 01:15:29 |
You're wrong when we did |
| 01:15:31 |
Hey! She's confessed. |
| 01:15:35 |
- That's brave. |
| 01:15:38 |
Because guess what I've discovered. |
| 01:15:41 |
It is with great regret and sadness |
| 01:15:47 |
The e-mails were sent 11:40 in the morning. |
| 01:15:52 |
Poppy left the computer room |
| 01:15:56 |
I got my 11:00 Wagon Wheel, |
| 01:15:59 |
She left immediately. |
| 01:16:01 |
I was able to access the keystroke order |
| 01:16:04 |
to find out |
| 01:16:06 |
- And guess who the only other person was? |
| 01:16:11 |
It will henceforth be our job to objectively |
| 01:16:14 |
and dispassionately ascertain |
| 01:16:18 |
that will hence to forth long blight |
| 01:16:24 |
And when you think about it, |
| 01:16:27 |
She calls it a bloody samosa or something. |
| 01:16:28 |
- "Semester." |
| 01:16:32 |
I had a sneaky look |
| 01:16:36 |
KATE: Don't do that. |
| 01:16:40 |
"I think, deep breath, I kind of love them |
| 01:16:46 |
"They've made me say words |
| 01:16:49 |
"Which is sort of whack, and I'd probably |
| 01:16:53 |
"But I like that I am now one of them." |
| 01:16:58 |
Apart from some |
| 01:17:01 |
it's all a bit more kosher, don't you think? |
| 01:17:05 |
And now she's going to get thrown out. |
| 01:17:08 |
It is your duty |
| 01:17:10 |
to understand the dark forces |
| 01:17:15 |
Harriet? May I remind you |
| 01:17:18 |
is no place |
| 01:17:20 |
and that Poppy has a right to speak |
| 01:17:22 |
before the Court as a whole |
| 01:17:25 |
Thank you, Mrs Kingsley. |
| 01:17:29 |
I won't insult everybody |
| 01:17:39 |
So, I think it's safe to say that |
| 01:17:44 |
And I apologise profusely. |
| 01:17:52 |
I tried really hard to get out of this school, |
| 01:17:54 |
and only now do I realise |
| 01:18:00 |
I've learnt so much being here. |
| 01:18:05 |
And in some ways being with my mom, |
| 01:18:09 |
who I found out was actually a student here. |
| 01:18:13 |
I've had a hole in my heart for five years, |
| 01:18:16 |
and somehow being here, |
| 01:18:21 |
I know I may have looked |
| 01:18:26 |
but in my heart I've discovered |
| 01:18:34 |
Objection! Sustained. |
| 01:18:36 |
The court will heretofore disregard |
| 01:18:39 |
and perhaps heretofore |
| 01:18:43 |
Can you tell us, in your own words, |
| 01:18:45 |
where were you |
| 01:18:48 |
Honestly, Harriet. |
| 01:18:51 |
- Just leave this to me. |
| 01:18:56 |
Poppy, were you in the cook's sitting room |
| 01:19:00 |
Yes, I was. |
| 01:19:02 |
- Were you there with permission? |
| 01:19:06 |
- Quiet, please. Silence in court. |
| 01:19:13 |
- Not really. |
| 01:19:15 |
- Does the defendant mean yes or no? |
| 01:19:19 |
It means no, |
| 01:19:22 |
- Was anyone else with you? |
| 01:19:26 |
I was. |
| 01:19:28 |
I was. |
| 01:19:30 |
- I was. |
| 01:19:32 |
- GIRL 1: I was. |
| 01:19:35 |
- I was. |
| 01:19:36 |
GIRLS: I was. |
| 01:19:37 |
- I was. |
| 01:19:40 |
Objection! Stop! Order! |
| 01:19:43 |
- I was. |
| 01:19:44 |
- GIRL 3: (WHISPERS) Come on. |
| 01:19:47 |
This is ridiculous! |
| 01:19:52 |
- They're lying, Mrs Kingsley. |
| 01:19:56 |
This is a conspiracy. |
| 01:20:00 |
- and they know that. |
| 01:20:05 |
It's a black-and-white case. |
| 01:20:10 |
The girl set fire to the school, |
| 01:20:15 |
She walked in there, lighter at the ready, |
| 01:20:20 |
- Lighter? |
| 01:20:22 |
- Have respect for court protocol. |
| 01:20:26 |
Jesus, Charlotte, |
| 01:20:29 |
That ridiculous "I heart LA" lighter of hers. |
| 01:20:35 |
Except, how do you know that, Harriet? |
| 01:20:41 |
What? Yes, they have. |
| 01:20:45 |
- Objection. |
| 01:20:50 |
I have to second Jane's question, Harriet. |
| 01:20:57 |
HARRIET: Well, I... |
| 01:20:59 |
Freddie found the lighter |
| 01:21:02 |
How could you possibly know unless... |
| 01:21:08 |
This is absurd. |
| 01:21:12 |
I had put it out. And I heard footsteps. |
| 01:21:17 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:21:20 |
- Harriet, is this true? |
| 01:21:22 |
It all makes sense now. I knew it. |
| 01:21:27 |
- We think so, too. |
| 01:21:30 |
You awful bitch! |
| 01:21:31 |
You've turned this school upside down. |
| 01:21:34 |
You started it. |
| 01:21:38 |
Harriet? My office, now. |
| 01:21:42 |
(HARRIET GASPING) |
| 01:21:59 |
(GIRLS CHEERING) |
| 01:22:02 |
Okay, suckers, show time. |
| 01:22:06 |
(GIRLS CHANTING) |
| 01:22:07 |
POPPY: You can do it. |
| 01:22:12 |
GIRL 1: Let's go, Abbey Mount! |
| 01:22:17 |
Come on, girls. |
| 01:22:20 |
GIRL 2: Take it. Come on! |
| 01:22:25 |
(WHISTLES) |
| 01:22:28 |
Come on, guys. |
| 01:22:37 |
POPPY: You got it! |
| 01:22:39 |
- Mrs Kingsley? |
| 01:22:42 |
- GERRY: Yes, I did. |
| 01:22:44 |
- Did I miss much? |
| 01:22:48 |
- Where's Poppy? |
| 01:23:14 |
She's the spitting image of her mother, |
| 01:23:19 |
She most certainly is. |
| 01:23:25 |
Come on, Abbey Mount! |
| 01:23:29 |
(SHOUTING) |
| 01:23:42 |
Come on, Abbey Mount. Let's go! |
| 01:23:44 |
(REFEREE WHISTLING) |
| 01:23:45 |
GIRLS: Two, four, six, eight |
| 01:23:51 |
I don't know. You're trying really hard. |
| 01:23:56 |
STOWE COACH: We're two-nil up. |
| 01:23:59 |
(GIRLS LAUGHING) |
| 01:24:02 |
All right, ladies. |
| 01:24:07 |
Who are we? |
| 01:24:08 |
- Abbey Mount! |
| 01:24:10 |
POPPY: Who are we? |
| 01:24:11 |
- Abbey Mount! |
| 01:24:12 |
POPPY: What are we? |
| 01:24:13 |
A leading single-sex school |
| 01:24:18 |
Wrong! We're winners! |
| 01:24:21 |
(FAST UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 01:24:23 |
(GIRLS SCREAMING) |
| 01:24:52 |
- GIRL 1: Come on! |
| 01:25:02 |
Come along, girls. Well done. |
| 01:25:12 |
- Abbey Mount. |
| 01:25:17 |
GIRL 2: Pass to Poppy, quick. |
| 01:25:23 |
Come on, Poppy. |
| 01:25:25 |
(GIRLS GRUNTING) |
| 01:25:41 |
This is our last chance. Let's make it count! |
| 01:25:53 |
Kiki! |
| 01:25:55 |
Drippy! |
| 01:25:56 |
Why would you pass it to me? Oh, my God. |
| 01:26:00 |
Where is everyone? Who do I pass it to? |
| 01:26:04 |
(GROANS) |
| 01:26:08 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 01:26:11 |
(REFEREE WHISTLING) |
| 01:26:21 |
- Yes! |
| 01:26:24 |
I told you, you could do it. I told you. |
| 01:26:36 |
GERRY: Poppy. |
| 01:26:39 |
Dad? My dad! My dad! |
| 01:26:45 |
Mrs Kingsley called. |
| 01:26:50 |
Why didn't you just tell me, Dad? |
| 01:26:51 |
I'm sorry, Poppy. |
| 01:26:55 |
I did know that you needed to breathe |
| 01:27:00 |
Did I do the right thing? |
| 01:27:02 |
You did. Did you know Mom |
| 01:27:05 |
Yes. |
| 01:27:08 |
And I also know that she is |
| 01:27:14 |
As am I. |
| 01:27:23 |
Daddy, put your back into it. |
| 01:27:25 |
- Harriet. We think you forgot this. |
| 01:27:29 |
Methinks so, too. |
| 01:27:33 |
Mummy! |
| 01:27:34 |
(POP MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 01:27:38 |
GIRLS: Who are we? |
| 01:28:00 |
Fire! |
| 01:28:42 |
(SIGHS) |
| 01:28:44 |
Major bloody SULA. |
| 01:28:49 |
(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
| 01:28:55 |
- Who's Ruby? |
| 01:28:59 |
Just some horridious cow I used to know. |
| 01:29:09 |
- Can't do it. |
| 01:29:12 |
You're completely insane. |
| 01:29:14 |
- Are you guys ready? |
| 01:29:16 |
One. |
| 01:29:17 |
- Two, three. |
| 01:29:19 |
(GIRLS SCREAMING) |
