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Wild Hogs
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[# Steve Winwood: |
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[Engine revving] |
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Wha... Ho! |
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[Yelling] Whoa! |
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Oh! Man, oh, man! |
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I almost lost it back there. |
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I didn't know what was going on. |
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Oh! |
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[Groaning] Oh... |
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Mmm. |
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- Oh, hey, babe? Doug? |
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Can you take Billy to school? |
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Yeah, yeah. Unless there's |
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Oh, was there an emergency? |
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You know, dentists |
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- Oh. |
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- Ah. |
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Hey, no, no! Not until your LDL |
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Well, Mr. Putnam, |
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- [Garbled mumbling] |
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He said we're taking |
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Africa. I don't think I've been |
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You owe it to yourself |
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You can't just live to work! |
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- [Yells] |
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Come on. Don't be a baby, |
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it's a d... Oh, the suction, |
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That'll suck the spots |
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Help me, help me, |
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Know what they call this? |
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That's the brand name. |
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See? I have plenty of excitement |
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- [Beeps] |
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Karen, I asked |
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I need to talk to you, Bobby. |
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Technically, |
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And technically, you're |
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Look, I know baby. I... I just |
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I know. But you know what? |
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I have to go to a job |
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And I'm late, so walk me to the door. |
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Come on, Bobby. |
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Oh, Wait. I forgot my cell phone. |
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- Stay. |
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- [High-pitch scream] |
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Hey, no. Inside voice. |
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- Inside voice. |
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God, it's like living |
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Whoa. What are you doing |
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- You look like a Eskimo hooker. |
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- You wanna look like a hooker? |
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It's hard for kids to respect a man |
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In my day the lady stayed home. |
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In your day the men |
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How old is that? |
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I'm in complete |
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- [screams] |
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Hush. Come. |
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How come she gets quiet |
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Because you, my darling, |
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Baby, I know your how-to book |
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But do you remember |
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No. |
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We had agreed that |
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to pursue this little fantasy |
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Now you and I had a deal. |
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Come on, baby. |
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Clients under duress. |
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I'm tired of dealing |
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Besides, how do we even know |
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- Because I called. |
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The Firm is ecstatic |
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You got a nine o'clock |
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- You call The Firm? |
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Some truck's driver must've crap |
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Good luck. |
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I didn't want to |
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but I didn't trust my instincts. |
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[Sighing] |
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I saw my father shot. |
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I got robbed yesterday, |
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your job is the bad one. |
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Yeah. |
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[Sighs] |
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- [computer] Dudley? |
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How's it going? |
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[Mac] It is now |
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Thanks, Mac. |
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- Command unknown. |
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Internet open. |
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I think I have to research |
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- Searching alternative sex. |
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[Woman] Granny Love dot org. |
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- Want granny to take her teeth out? |
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- [man] Barnyard love. |
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- I'm sorry. |
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[Woman] Granny's gonna |
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[Man] All kinds of fun. |
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- [roosters crowing] |
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[Computer shorting, whirring] |
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- Or not. |
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Well, iCat. |
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- Looks like it's you and me. |
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OK, Larry, so what are |
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- You're broke. |
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You've spent everything |
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This is right here. |
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You know what? |
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Maybe it's time for my wife, |
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to start paying for some things |
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You're getting divorced. |
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- Why would she pay? |
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You think I'm falling apart, |
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Not going broke. |
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- OK. |
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No, no, you listen to me, Toby. |
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We agreed on a price, and |
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You got it? And if you don't like it, |
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I'll tell you this, you can |
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If you screw with Woody Stevens, |
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What? |
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Don't insult me. |
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Money's never a problem! |
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You just have to honor |
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- What? |
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Well, then go home, Toby! |
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I can't do this many leaves |
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It'll take hours! |
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You should've thought of that |
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on the telephone pole saying, |
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Toby. Come on, let's talk. |
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Let's talk like men, OK? |
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[Sighs] What's the problem? |
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- Money's the problem! |
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- I hate you. |
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Moron! |
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- [Doug] Kel, it's me. |
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Hey, Bill. |
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You wanna shoot some hoops or |
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- No, thanks. |
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- Uh... |
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- Mmm. |
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- [Phone ringing] |
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Hello? Cool. I'll ask right now. |
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- Can I play ball with Stew and his dad? |
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[Billy] Cool. Thanks. |
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Here, dude, I'll be right over, |
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I just asked you if you wanted |
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Well, yeah. I mean, |
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He can totally dunk. |
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The hoop's what? |
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- Anybody could dunk that. |
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Doug, I am so sorry. |
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It wasn't your fault. |
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What do I gotta do |
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[# Foghat: Slow Ride] |
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- Hey, guys? |
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Does this sound better? |
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Whoa! |
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I'm OK! I hit my butt. |
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[# George Thorogood: |
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[Indistinct chatter] |
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Thanks, Woody. |
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I feel really safe with you. |
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I noticed. If you ever |
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when you're riding bitch, |
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I... I was just trying |
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- I felt you smell my neck. |
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Did you smell |
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His cologne is fantastic. |
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It's musky with an oaky finish. |
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Like a lawyer cowboy. |
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Lawyer cowboy? |
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Wild Hogs aren't welcome here. |
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- Hey, Paul. |
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- Hey, guys. |
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Hey, Woody. |
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Just waiting on those K-ones |
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We also need to talk about that |
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Yeah, well, |
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OK. I'll set up lunch. |
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Now that was fun. |
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- Huh? |
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- Got your wine cooler, Dad. |
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- I'll see you Hogs in Hell! |
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- That was scary, Paul. Good work. |
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- I'm not coming here anymore. |
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We're not Wild Hogs, |
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It's just a patch |
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We sewed it on our jackets |
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- Is that a fact? |
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Well, what has |
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- Hard. |
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- Hey. |
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- All I'm saying is she's good-looking. |
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Come on. That's what your wife does. |
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And it... And a good one, |
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OK, here's a question: |
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Having... Having beers |
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No, no, no. Bigger picture. Life, man. |
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Riding in formation |
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- Is that it? |
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I got Tootsie Rolls |
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- [Groans] |
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that he can throw to the kids. |
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Man, you can't even put on your |
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Look, let's put some |
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- Road trip? |
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Just us. No rules. |
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Just us, the wind, |
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We camp out for a week, |
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wherever we want. |
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I mean, that's freedom, man. |
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As long as we stop |
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- count me in. Yep. |
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Eh, I can't. [stuttering] |
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- You know, I'm a doctor. |
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Look, in college... Man, |
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I'm not kidding. You know, |
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- He was fearless. |
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This guy, we called him |
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- I wanna see that guy again. |
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And that guy, uh, used to... |
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- What's Claudia gonna say about this? |
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She's in the Bahamas doing some |
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Look, if not now, when? |
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Y'all know me. |
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- But... |
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True. True. I said true! |
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Come on! |
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This is it, on the edge, we're living! |
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The Wild Bunch. |
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[All] Deliverance? |
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- Uh... You know... |
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[Bobby] Deliverance? |
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Hey, dudes. We're gonna |
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in the parade this year. |
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Each guy in our chapter |
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- A what? |
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- Who's gonna do the stripes? |
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Oh, boy. Hey, we're |
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I hope we don't get |
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You know what? |
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I'm going with you guys |
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You know what I mean? |
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Take your smelly tees. |
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- I said I'd go. |
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Hmm. Oh, I almost forgot. |
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We're also gonna be wearing |
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in honor of Tom Peterson. |
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Boom! Just like that. |
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Tom Peterson. Tom Peterson. |
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Do you remember that guy? |
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He was our age. |
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- Mom, want some gravy? |
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- So how was your ride? |
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All Woody did was yap about taking |
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Do you wanna talk |
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I can't go on a cross-country trip. |
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I can't walk away |
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Yeah, you know what, |
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It's just as well. |
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Road trips probably aren't |
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I mean, it's gotta be |
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Bunch of middle-aged guys |
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every 20 minutes to take a pee... |
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My age? What kind of crack is that? |
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She talks like I'm not |
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Doug, I'm joking. |
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No, you know what I think? |
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I'm old and I'm boring now. |
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I think everybody thinks that |
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- Admit it! I'm lame! |
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No, I'm not gonna calm down. |
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"Calming down" means |
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I'm not lame! |
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Wild and free and a man, yeah! |
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A man that likes to eat meat. |
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Meat's good! |
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And potatoes. I like |
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on my potatoes. Yum, yum! |
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[Chuckling, gulping, gasping] |
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- Don't make sudden moves. |
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- It feels good, baby! |
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Butt out, LDLs! I miss butter. |
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The French think butter |
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They eat it just like this. |
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And the French, who've never won |
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- And I... |
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I am living, |
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[Sighs] |
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Mmm... |
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Hmm. [groaning, belching] |
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- Doug, are you OK? |
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- [Mumbling] |
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- Yeah! I'm all right... |
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Spit it out! Come on. |
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- Breathe, breathe! |
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- Well, Mr. Madsen... |
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Oh, really? Great. Then I can |
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You had a catecholamine-induced, |
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I'm actually a dentist, so I |
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- Stress-induced panic attack. |
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Your body says otherwise. |
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- I'm not middle-aged. |
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How 'bout we get you |
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[Woman] Dr. Wesley to imaging. |
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I am a middle-aged man, |
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- Only mathematically. |
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I think you need to let off some steam. |
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You used to love to travel. |
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No, Doug, you used to play hockey. |
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You don't even |
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Well, it's different now. |
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You know, I had to slow down |
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Oh, so I'm the one |
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I'm in a hospital. |
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It's easier for me now to blame |
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W... I think you should |
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If you don't, I will fire up |
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- Woody doesn't have a plan. |
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It's like taking a trip to nowhere. |
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Maybe that's exactly what you need. |
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What up? |
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Hey. You're late! Supposed to |
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Hey, look here, |
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OK, I'm at a toilet |
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- [All laugh] |
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I need y'all to cover for me. |
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Yeah, sure. |
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What? What? |
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I got a tat. |
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- Come on! |
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- Let's see it! |
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I got a tat! |
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- [Woody] It's an apple. |
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I know: Trademarked. |
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It's in my skin, bitch! |
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[Cackling] |
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- You guys aren't gonna wear helmets? |
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Maybe I don't want anything |
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You will if your head falls on it. |
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Woody, 62 percent of motorcycle |
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- the use of an approved DOT helmet. |
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What's that leather condom |
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The Red Baron? How about dating? |
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- You told me you liked it. |
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There are no rules on this trip. |
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- and there ain't no plans. |
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I figure we gotta be |
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Well, the way I mapped it out, |
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- past St. Louis by sundown. |
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What did I say? |
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- Who knows where we're gonna be? |
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Dudley hooked me up. |
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It's a GPS in my phone now. |
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- Look at that. |
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- Cool! |
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- Hey, what'd you do that for?! |
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You don't need a GPS |
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You need a bike and |
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Freedom. And if we have an |
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- No you don't. |
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Hey! Why did you do that? |
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Well, how does that feel, Woody? |
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Feels good. Whoo! |
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# It's my prerogative! |
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- No cell phones! |
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- Come on, get rid of it. |
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- No, no, wait, wait... |
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Yeah! Yeah, Wild Hogs, baby! |
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You did that so |
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- Exactly. |
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So we're not gonna discuss this? We're |
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- We need one phone. |
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- [Tires squealing] |
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- [Doug] Go, go! |
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[# Grand Funk Railroad: Walk Like A Man |
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[# Grand Funk Railroad: Walk Like A Man |
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- Hey! |
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Where're you guys headed? |
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I love you! |
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You're hot! |
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[Thundering] |
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- Losers. |
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Hey. |
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- [Girls laughing] |
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Well, all right. |
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Bobby, I got two words |
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Woody, I got four words for you: |
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[All chuckle] |
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Hey, guys, this is poop. |
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- Oh, God. |
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you're supposed to bury it, |
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This is plastic, |
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I'll find a garbage can tomorrow. |
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So you gonna sit right next to me |
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Hey, come on. |
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Sitting around a fire, chilling with |
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Sorry, you gotta... |
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- Otherwise I'll vomit in your lap. |
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I'll hang it from a tree |
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- No, don't hang it in a tree! |
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- 'Cause bears don't eat shit! |
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What's up? |
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Ever wake up and wonder |
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I really had such great plans. |
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My life and my work |
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All of a sudden |
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Hey, look, Doug, |
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Look, I swore I would |
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where I had to wear |
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- You're still at The Firm? |
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And I get yelled at |
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- The whole thing has made me... |
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I was gonna say miserable. |
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No, I thought you were gonna say wimp, |
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You're a wimp, Bobby. |
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I mean, you're afraid of women. |
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- I'm afraid of women. |
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Bobby's afraid they'll kill him |
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- in his sleep. |
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Wow. Now I'm really |
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At least one of us |
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Right, Woody? Plenty of money, |
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you got the swimsuit model |
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At least one of us |
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Yeah, Well, one man's fairy tale |
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You think that the |
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Oh. Hey, look at that. Anybody |
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Starting to look like |
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All right. |
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- I think I'm halfway there. |
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Hey, Bobby, you sure |
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You could use one of the spare |
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Hey, Dudley, go get |
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I want... Kick, kick, |
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I got it! |
| 00:24:12 |
That's camp-stove fuel! |
| 00:24:14 |
[All exclaiming] |
| 00:24:17 |
No! |
| 00:24:19 |
This is the wrong jug! |
| 00:24:20 |
You think? |
| 00:24:22 |
Aw, God. |
| 00:24:24 |
This is supposed to be flame-retardant. |
| 00:24:26 |
I guess it wasn't |
| 00:24:30 |
All my drawers are burning. |
| 00:24:35 |
Oh, perfect! |
| 00:24:39 |
[Snoring] |
| 00:24:50 |
[Muttering] |
| 00:24:51 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:24:53 |
Huh? Keeping my face |
| 00:24:56 |
[Groans] Hey. Oh. |
| 00:25:01 |
[Dudley] Mine, too. |
| 00:25:02 |
It's Woody's fault |
| 00:25:06 |
The human body wasn't made to straddle |
| 00:25:10 |
Well, you know, it's gonna hurt a little |
| 00:25:14 |
That's why we didn't bring our wives. |
| 00:25:16 |
[Bobby] What the... |
| 00:25:18 |
Somebody wanna explain to me |
| 00:25:22 |
...when I got sore jaws |
| 00:25:27 |
Please, please for the love |
| 00:25:36 |
Let's see, what, uh... |
| 00:25:38 |
What exactly |
| 00:25:39 |
We've got... |
| 00:25:41 |
...one, two, three men... |
| 00:25:46 |
This is not what it looks like. |
| 00:25:47 |
This is a, uh... We, um... |
| 00:25:50 |
Camping. |
| 00:25:51 |
I'll tell you just exactly |
| 00:25:55 |
It is four counts |
| 00:25:57 |
two counts of lewd, |
| 00:26:02 |
...one count... |
| 00:26:05 |
- Huh? |
| 00:26:09 |
- Hey, look. |
| 00:26:10 |
Thanks for waking us up, |
| 00:26:12 |
- Oh, it was actually... |
| 00:26:16 |
That's terrific. |
| 00:26:17 |
Five's a crowd? Is that |
| 00:26:19 |
Yeah, five's... uneven number. |
| 00:26:23 |
You guys can't see it, can you? |
| 00:26:25 |
You don't realize how lucky |
| 00:26:29 |
Oh, daddy... Damn lucky. |
| 00:26:35 |
- I've always felt so. |
| 00:26:38 |
I have too. |
| 00:26:53 |
- You wearing pants? |
| 00:26:56 |
Would you please put some |
| 00:26:58 |
[Doug] Dudley! |
| 00:27:00 |
What a nice guy. |
| 00:27:04 |
Mmm. |
| 00:27:07 |
Whoo! Anybody else |
| 00:27:09 |
- No. |
| 00:27:11 |
Hey, guys, last |
| 00:27:13 |
I gotta pee again now. |
| 00:27:16 |
[Revving engines approaching] |
| 00:28:05 |
Wow. I can |
| 00:28:08 |
Gentlemen, |
| 00:28:12 |
[# Lynyrd Skynyrd: |
| 00:28:41 |
[Grunting] |
| 00:28:43 |
Ahh. |
| 00:28:45 |
What? |
| 00:28:48 |
- [Both laughing] |
| 00:28:58 |
[Both grunting] |
| 00:29:06 |
[Grumbling] |
| 00:29:14 |
Oh! Whoa, stop it! |
| 00:29:17 |
- Biker in trouble! |
| 00:29:19 |
[Spits] |
| 00:29:39 |
This is awesome! |
| 00:29:44 |
Thanks for |
| 00:29:47 |
Yoo-hoo! |
| 00:29:50 |
Oh, it's... |
| 00:29:54 |
- What? |
| 00:29:57 |
We're swimming. Did you guys |
| 00:30:00 |
There could be snapping |
| 00:30:02 |
I kept mine on 'cause I didn't |
| 00:30:05 |
I don't know, I thought we were |
| 00:30:08 |
Yeah, well... |
| 00:30:11 |
More like, old and lame, |
| 00:30:14 |
The high guy would've just |
| 00:30:17 |
back in the... back in the day. |
| 00:30:19 |
- But the day's today, isn't it? |
| 00:30:22 |
[Chuckles] Yeah, come on. |
| 00:30:28 |
Now you see what you started? |
| 00:30:31 |
What the hell, |
| 00:30:33 |
But everybody |
| 00:30:35 |
I don't want the whole size |
| 00:30:38 |
Launching mine. |
| 00:30:41 |
Whew. You guys are nuts. |
| 00:30:48 |
Come on! Huh? |
| 00:30:50 |
[Laughs] Fine. I will |
| 00:30:55 |
and if any of them look at |
| 00:31:02 |
Gentlemen, these are |
| 00:31:04 |
[All laugh] |
| 00:31:05 |
[All groan] |
| 00:31:08 |
[All laugh] |
| 00:31:10 |
- [Car horn honking] |
| 00:31:12 |
[Man] Come on, kids! |
| 00:31:14 |
- Whoo! |
| 00:31:17 |
Last one in |
| 00:31:18 |
Aw, hell no. |
| 00:31:20 |
Hope you guys don't mind company. |
| 00:31:24 |
There's a much shallower creek |
| 00:31:28 |
Oh, no, my kids like to dive. |
| 00:31:29 |
Marky, show this guy your dive. |
| 00:31:31 |
If you put your arms out, he |
| 00:31:34 |
No! Don't do that, |
| 00:31:36 |
Oh, hello. |
| 00:31:38 |
You gentlemen like potato salad? |
| 00:31:40 |
We've got extra. |
| 00:31:41 |
But, uh, you might wanna |
| 00:31:44 |
Uh, less ants and snakes. |
| 00:31:45 |
The kids are coming. |
| 00:31:48 |
No... Oh, whoa. Guys, |
| 00:31:50 |
Crawfish, big crawfish, |
| 00:31:52 |
Crawfish! [shouts] |
| 00:31:54 |
Lemme see if I can catch one! |
| 00:31:56 |
You see? He's |
| 00:31:59 |
- I told you! |
| 00:32:01 |
Where is he? |
| 00:32:07 |
Marky! Cooper! Ava! |
| 00:32:09 |
Let's, uh, let's get |
| 00:32:11 |
- Find a new spot. |
| 00:32:13 |
This is such a nice... |
| 00:32:16 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:32:18 |
- I didn't wanna do this. |
| 00:32:21 |
Kids, listen to your dad. |
| 00:32:23 |
- No! |
| 00:32:25 |
Get out of the damn water, now! |
| 00:32:28 |
Take it. Take it! What's wrong |
| 00:32:31 |
I'll bet her potato salad |
| 00:32:36 |
- Maybe we should go. |
| 00:32:39 |
Why? They ain't coming back! |
| 00:32:40 |
[Whistling] Fellas! |
| 00:32:45 |
More room for us, huh? |
| 00:32:50 |
You like what you see? |
| 00:32:59 |
Whoo! Now that's |
| 00:33:02 |
Whoo! |
| 00:33:04 |
I saw your bikes |
| 00:33:09 |
Chicken fights, fellas? |
| 00:33:12 |
No? Plan B... |
| 00:33:16 |
- Marco... |
| 00:33:18 |
Mar... Marco... |
| 00:33:21 |
[laughing] Marco! |
| 00:33:25 |
[# Jett: Get Me Outta Here] |
| 00:33:51 |
Thank you so much! |
| 00:33:53 |
And, uh, I left |
| 00:34:35 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:34:39 |
I'm buying, let's go. |
| 00:34:43 |
I hope they have bran muffins. |
| 00:34:51 |
- [Thudding] |
| 00:34:54 |
Oh, it's got an emblem, too. |
| 00:34:56 |
That is rare, man. Rare. |
| 00:34:58 |
- Can you see this? |
| 00:35:02 |
- What's wrong with you? |
| 00:35:04 |
[Rock music] |
| 00:35:07 |
[Music dwindles to a stop] |
| 00:35:17 |
- How 'bout this one? |
| 00:35:19 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:35:23 |
You guys want beers? |
| 00:35:24 |
I gotta find that guy with the |
| 00:35:29 |
Nice tat. |
| 00:35:33 |
Leavenworth. You? |
| 00:35:36 |
Meadow Hills Galleria. |
| 00:35:45 |
I don't think I've ever seen |
| 00:35:48 |
What's your, uh... |
| 00:35:50 |
- Hey, hey, hey, hey. |
| 00:35:52 |
That the name |
| 00:35:54 |
Not a gang. We're friends |
| 00:35:58 |
Hey, man. We in your seats? |
| 00:36:00 |
- No. |
| 00:36:02 |
No. No, no, |
| 00:36:05 |
...we'll roll out. |
| 00:36:09 |
- Sit? |
| 00:36:10 |
I think I'm gonna |
| 00:36:13 |
Actually, we have a... |
| 00:36:15 |
[Man] Yeah, let's join them. |
| 00:36:17 |
Make ourselves some |
| 00:36:21 |
- Nice patch. |
| 00:36:22 |
Did you get your grandmother |
| 00:36:25 |
Well, what's... what's going on |
| 00:36:28 |
What's your story? |
| 00:36:37 |
Wh... What is that |
| 00:36:40 |
He wasn't when he |
| 00:36:42 |
Hey! I'm talking to you! |
| 00:36:44 |
- You hear me? |
| 00:36:46 |
Look, we're... |
| 00:36:49 |
[Chuckling] I do. |
| 00:36:52 |
Actually, that's what |
| 00:36:56 |
[Chuckling] |
| 00:36:57 |
That's what he's |
| 00:36:59 |
- [Cackling] |
| 00:37:05 |
Shut up. |
| 00:37:09 |
All right. |
| 00:37:11 |
You're looking for trouble? |
| 00:37:16 |
You gotta be careful |
| 00:37:18 |
His temper's like |
| 00:37:20 |
Man... |
| 00:37:23 |
On the other hand, |
| 00:37:25 |
you get him mad, |
| 00:37:29 |
Doug makes kids cry. |
| 00:37:31 |
- What? |
| 00:37:34 |
You made my child cry. |
| 00:37:36 |
Your kid was crying |
| 00:37:38 |
Yeah. But I asked you |
| 00:37:40 |
- It calms her down. |
| 00:37:42 |
- All right, shut up! |
| 00:37:45 |
I think we better get out of here. |
| 00:37:47 |
No. We'll get |
| 00:37:50 |
After we've had our beverage. |
| 00:37:51 |
Sundown, Hoss? What? |
| 00:37:54 |
These are on me. You got |
| 00:37:59 |
- Ah... |
| 00:38:01 |
- [Chortling] Another Wild Hog! |
| 00:38:06 |
Yep-er-oonie. |
| 00:38:09 |
Hey, uh, who owns that |
| 00:38:13 |
Uh, that's my '48. |
| 00:38:15 |
Sweet ride. |
| 00:38:17 |
And I'm sick of it. |
| 00:38:21 |
- Dudley. Dudley, Dudley. |
| 00:38:24 |
I'm just on a Sportster. |
| 00:38:26 |
A Sportster? |
| 00:38:28 |
I've been wanting another Sportster! |
| 00:38:30 |
Oh? No, no, no. |
| 00:38:33 |
In the gas tank |
| 00:38:35 |
I dropped it in there when I was |
| 00:38:39 |
- Dudley? |
| 00:38:41 |
Dudley... |
| 00:38:43 |
- Seriously? You're serious? |
| 00:38:47 |
Dudley, I wanna see |
| 00:38:49 |
- You're on. |
| 00:38:51 |
[Doug] Ah! Dudley! |
| 00:38:53 |
[Dudley] We gotta trade... |
| 00:38:55 |
Yo, check this out. |
| 00:38:57 |
Does anybody else get |
| 00:39:00 |
I do. [chuckles] |
| 00:39:07 |
Oh, oh, this is great! |
| 00:39:09 |
No, no, no, no, no, no. |
| 00:39:11 |
I thought we were |
| 00:39:13 |
Hey, your Panhead is over here. |
| 00:39:15 |
Oh. I was talking about... |
| 00:39:17 |
Nah, no, no, no, no. |
| 00:39:20 |
It's right over here. |
| 00:39:24 |
- Where? |
| 00:39:25 |
That's a Panhead. |
| 00:39:27 |
- That? |
| 00:39:29 |
That's a pile of junk. |
| 00:39:31 |
Yeah. That's your pile of junk. |
| 00:39:38 |
- This guy's joking you. |
| 00:39:41 |
The joke is suburban assholes |
| 00:39:43 |
who think they're bikers. |
| 00:39:47 |
You wanna know who |
| 00:39:50 |
He founded the Del Fuegos |
| 00:39:53 |
for real bikers, not this! |
| 00:39:55 |
Hey, we have a right |
| 00:39:57 |
You don't have any rights. |
| 00:39:59 |
the minute I laid eyes on you. |
| 00:40:02 |
- You don't know us. |
| 00:40:05 |
What? You're probably a... |
| 00:40:07 |
or a ear-nose-and-throat specialist. |
| 00:40:09 |
- I wish. |
| 00:40:11 |
Oh. Close enough. |
| 00:40:14 |
And you, Bobby, |
| 00:40:17 |
- Right? Your wife wears the pants. |
| 00:40:20 |
And you, you anal-retentive wimp, |
| 00:40:22 |
guarantee you bag your own shit. |
| 00:40:25 |
Wow, you're good. |
| 00:40:27 |
- What color am I thinking of? |
| 00:40:30 |
You're the biggest |
| 00:40:33 |
aren't you, squinty? |
| 00:40:35 |
Go home. Just go home. |
| 00:40:38 |
Go home. You couldn't |
| 00:40:40 |
Get out of here. |
| 00:40:43 |
Let's get our bikes. |
| 00:40:45 |
You're not listening. |
| 00:40:48 |
and you guys are gonna |
| 00:40:50 |
to wherever the hell it is |
| 00:40:53 |
We're gonna have to |
| 00:40:55 |
All right. |
| 00:40:59 |
[# John Fogerty: |
| 00:41:13 |
Hey! What's going on? |
| 00:41:17 |
- What's up, man? What's up? |
| 00:41:20 |
We should go back there |
| 00:41:22 |
That's why we're stopping? |
| 00:41:24 |
We're gonna call the police. |
| 00:41:26 |
I gotta borrow somebody's cell phone. |
| 00:41:28 |
Einstein had us |
| 00:41:30 |
Hey, look, man, |
| 00:41:32 |
He's gonna have to roll |
| 00:41:34 |
- Right. |
| 00:41:36 |
Come on. The trip is over 'cause |
| 00:41:40 |
[Both] Yeah. |
| 00:41:42 |
I go where you go. |
| 00:41:44 |
Good. See? He's got balls. |
| 00:41:45 |
No. I mean my sidecar's |
| 00:41:48 |
I'd rather turn back. |
| 00:41:50 |
I'm not gonna |
| 00:41:52 |
I say we go back |
| 00:41:54 |
- You? |
| 00:41:55 |
Who died and elected you pope? This |
| 00:41:59 |
You, you. All through high school |
| 00:42:02 |
- and I am sick of it! |
| 00:42:04 |
It's not my fault |
| 00:42:05 |
- I love my life. Why do you...? |
| 00:42:08 |
This trip's supposed |
| 00:42:11 |
But no. You're too busy dragging |
| 00:42:14 |
Well, thank you, Dr. Freud. |
| 00:42:16 |
Look, I'm not going back |
| 00:42:18 |
to satisfy your bruised ego. |
| 00:42:20 |
- Oh, I'm with you. |
| 00:42:22 |
There you go, Woody. |
| 00:42:25 |
[Dudley] Should we go after him? |
| 00:42:28 |
[Doug sighs] Probably. |
| 00:42:29 |
- Are we going to? |
| 00:42:38 |
[Bikers cheering] |
| 00:42:46 |
[Chattering indistinctly] |
| 00:42:49 |
[# Bon Jovi: |
| 00:43:30 |
Come after us now, assholes. |
| 00:43:44 |
[Motorcycle approaching] |
| 00:43:53 |
- I'll be a son of a gun. |
| 00:43:57 |
You did it! |
| 00:43:59 |
- Woo-hoo! |
| 00:44:01 |
Who's your daddy?! |
| 00:44:02 |
- You are my daddy! |
| 00:44:05 |
Aw, man! |
| 00:44:07 |
- Thank you! |
| 00:44:09 |
OK, they were |
| 00:44:12 |
So I take a new tact. Reality. |
| 00:44:14 |
So I said to 'em, |
| 00:44:17 |
Because we may not be |
| 00:44:19 |
but we know real lawyers. |
| 00:44:21 |
we'll sue you for everything |
| 00:44:24 |
you're gonna have." |
| 00:44:26 |
They totally backed down. |
| 00:44:28 |
- You really said that? |
| 00:44:30 |
My man! |
| 00:44:32 |
- Show me love. Show me love. |
| 00:44:34 |
Hey, guess what. |
| 00:44:37 |
- It's back on! |
| 00:44:38 |
Wait. We're gonna |
| 00:44:41 |
Yeah, they don't care. |
| 00:44:42 |
We should just do it before |
| 00:44:46 |
- Pacific Ocean, here we come! |
| 00:44:49 |
[# ACIDC: Highway to Hell] |
| 00:44:56 |
[Indistinct chatter] |
| 00:45:01 |
Son of a bitch. |
| 00:45:23 |
- [Honking] |
| 00:45:30 |
Those assholes got balls. |
| 00:45:33 |
That I'm gonna put in |
| 00:45:37 |
You're gonna put what |
| 00:45:42 |
Come on! Del Fuegos, |
| 00:45:45 |
- Let's go! |
| 00:45:56 |
What the hell...? |
| 00:45:58 |
Fire, fire! |
| 00:46:01 |
Hey! Fire, |
| 00:46:03 |
Fire, fire! |
| 00:46:04 |
Come on! |
| 00:46:06 |
Get out of there! |
| 00:46:12 |
[All shouting] |
| 00:46:25 |
Oh, shit! |
| 00:46:28 |
Oh, God. Oh, no. |
| 00:46:33 |
- [Tires squealing] |
| 00:46:36 |
What's your rush? |
| 00:46:38 |
It's... It's the open road, man. |
| 00:46:40 |
It's riding free, |
| 00:46:42 |
This isn't freedom, |
| 00:46:44 |
Built by the man! |
| 00:46:47 |
My soul needs |
| 00:46:49 |
I need gas. |
| 00:46:50 |
We'll get gas at the next station. |
| 00:46:52 |
Come on, Wild Hogs. Let's go! |
| 00:46:54 |
- [Engines revving] |
| 00:46:57 |
Did I miss the espresso stop? |
| 00:46:59 |
- [Woody continues hooting] |
| 00:47:02 |
Yahoo! |
| 00:47:27 |
- [Grunting] |
| 00:47:28 |
They should've had |
| 00:47:30 |
"Last gas X amount of miles." |
| 00:47:37 |
- [Squawking] |
| 00:47:39 |
I'm thirsty... |
| 00:47:42 |
[Doug] Yeah. You know, |
| 00:47:46 |
so it's like a drink of water, |
| 00:47:47 |
and it just keeps |
| 00:47:50 |
[Bobby panting] |
| 00:47:52 |
something to drink |
| 00:47:55 |
Where are the cactuses? |
| 00:47:57 |
We're in a desert |
| 00:47:59 |
Yeah. |
| 00:48:01 |
Actually, I think |
| 00:48:05 |
- I'm killing him. |
| 00:48:07 |
We're all thinking it. |
| 00:48:10 |
He'll put up the least struggle. |
| 00:48:11 |
- Move out of the way. |
| 00:48:14 |
It's the sun. |
| 00:48:16 |
You're right, man. |
| 00:48:19 |
You know, I don't know |
| 00:48:21 |
Dehydration. Your blood's thickening, |
| 00:48:25 |
to pump it through your arteries. |
| 00:48:28 |
Our bodies are literally |
| 00:48:31 |
All right. I'm killing him. |
| 00:48:32 |
[Doug] Wait a minute. |
| 00:48:35 |
Curve of the road. |
| 00:48:36 |
- Madrid? Spain? |
| 00:48:40 |
That's what the locals say. |
| 00:48:42 |
Gonna be water, food and gas. |
| 00:48:44 |
- We're gonna live. |
| 00:48:48 |
We gonna live, baby! |
| 00:48:51 |
[Country music plays] |
| 00:48:55 |
[Doug] It's closed! |
| 00:48:57 |
Ah, man! It's closed! |
| 00:48:59 |
But the diner up here... |
| 00:49:02 |
The diner's open! |
| 00:49:04 |
- [All panting] |
| 00:49:07 |
- We need water! |
| 00:49:09 |
- Hey! Come on! |
| 00:49:12 |
Whoa! |
| 00:49:13 |
- Oh! Right here! Me! |
| 00:49:16 |
- You? |
| 00:49:18 |
[Growling] |
| 00:49:21 |
- Hey! |
| 00:49:24 |
They were here three weeks ago. |
| 00:49:28 |
It's OK, I got it. |
| 00:49:31 |
[Belching] |
| 00:49:35 |
- You gentlemen like a seat? |
| 00:49:37 |
- Let's go! |
| 00:49:39 |
- Yeah. Uh, what? |
| 00:49:42 |
- Keep moving! |
| 00:49:48 |
So, uh, I... |
| 00:49:54 |
Uh... |
| 00:50:03 |
- She is perfect. |
| 00:50:06 |
Oh, man. I wanted to say |
| 00:50:09 |
but all I could think |
| 00:50:12 |
- Like which ones? |
| 00:50:15 |
Why don't you tell the one that ends |
| 00:50:19 |
- Would that be funny? |
| 00:50:22 |
Oh, I'll be cracking up. |
| 00:50:25 |
- [Bell chimes] |
| 00:50:34 |
- You boys here for the Chile Festival? |
| 00:50:38 |
You look like you saw something |
| 00:50:41 |
We're just passing through. |
| 00:50:42 |
The people around here |
| 00:50:46 |
Now me, I got no problem |
| 00:50:49 |
as long as you boys |
| 00:50:51 |
No, no. No, we're... we're not |
| 00:50:54 |
- You're not? |
| 00:50:56 |
- For real? |
| 00:50:58 |
[Exhales deeply] |
| 00:51:01 |
[All sigh, murmuring] |
| 00:51:03 |
Are the Del Fuegos |
| 00:51:05 |
Only if you expect 'em |
| 00:51:08 |
or a beer they just drank. |
| 00:51:10 |
- Won't have problems with us. |
| 00:51:12 |
- Then welcome to Madrid. |
| 00:51:15 |
- Uh, the Del Fuegos? |
| 00:51:17 |
OK, now. How often might |
| 00:51:21 |
Oh, once every few months. |
| 00:51:23 |
- Oh? |
| 00:51:24 |
And... the gas station, |
| 00:51:27 |
That's closed on Sundays. |
| 00:51:29 |
Oh, God. |
| 00:51:31 |
But maybe you should seriously |
| 00:51:34 |
Because we're having |
| 00:51:38 |
The Chile Festival is not |
| 00:51:41 |
Last year, somebody's throat |
| 00:51:44 |
Oh, damn! |
| 00:51:47 |
Yeah. Changed their life. |
| 00:51:49 |
It's great. Think about it. |
| 00:51:53 |
We gotta get out of this town, man. |
| 00:51:56 |
- We gotta find a way out. |
| 00:51:59 |
We finally get a chance to relax. |
| 00:52:01 |
Yeah. And being able |
| 00:52:03 |
- that might be a good idea. |
| 00:52:06 |
And you gonna re-use the bag? |
| 00:52:08 |
Woody, remember |
| 00:52:10 |
"Whatever," remember? |
| 00:52:12 |
OK, fine! Fine. |
| 00:52:13 |
We'll stay the night, |
| 00:52:16 |
Calm down. |
| 00:52:18 |
I'm not in a rush, man. |
| 00:52:21 |
I just wanna ride. You know? |
| 00:52:23 |
# Ride, Sally, ride # |
| 00:52:25 |
You are so weird. He asks the... |
| 00:52:29 |
You're like, "We're digging roots, |
| 00:52:32 |
Yeah. Why don't you just... [sobbing] |
| 00:52:35 |
What?! What? |
| 00:52:46 |
All right, everybody come here. |
| 00:52:47 |
Come on. |
| 00:52:51 |
All right. |
| 00:52:54 |
We're here. Right? |
| 00:52:55 |
They could be in any of these towns. |
| 00:52:59 |
We're gonna find them, |
| 00:53:01 |
I don't know, Jack. |
| 00:53:02 |
I mean, by my calculations... |
| 00:53:05 |
if they're four hours |
| 00:53:07 |
Shut up! Anybody else wanna |
| 00:53:11 |
Huh? Any other naysayers? |
| 00:53:13 |
Good. I want you to |
| 00:53:17 |
You call me when you find 'em. |
| 00:53:19 |
- [Indistinct chatter] |
| 00:53:19 |
- [Indistinct chatter] |
| 00:53:27 |
[Singing] |
| 00:53:50 |
Oh, snap. |
| 00:53:54 |
You... I gotta win |
| 00:53:56 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:53:58 |
Oh, I know I'm good at this. |
| 00:54:00 |
Hey, on my Little League team, |
| 00:54:03 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:54:05 |
Right. |
| 00:54:06 |
A hundred forty-four innings, |
| 00:54:09 |
Watch me work, baby. |
| 00:54:10 |
- Here you go. |
| 00:54:12 |
- Good luck. |
| 00:54:13 |
All right, Bull's Eye Bobby, folks! |
| 00:54:17 |
Bull's Eye Bobby, baby. |
| 00:54:20 |
It's probably been, what? |
| 00:54:23 |
[Up-tempo music plays] |
| 00:54:30 |
- Hey. |
| 00:54:34 |
So, um... |
| 00:54:37 |
- Excuse me? |
| 00:54:39 |
- So you like chili? |
| 00:54:43 |
But you put a nice, |
| 00:54:45 |
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna eat it. |
| 00:54:47 |
That's too bad 'cause |
| 00:54:49 |
...it's pretty hot. |
| 00:54:51 |
I like your kinda hot. The... |
| 00:54:55 |
That's the kinda hot |
| 00:55:00 |
OK. If you're sure |
| 00:55:02 |
Handle it? I'm a biker. |
| 00:55:04 |
- What'd you call him? |
| 00:55:06 |
Bull's Eye Bobby, baby. |
| 00:55:08 |
- Yeah, Bull's Eye. Yep. |
| 00:55:12 |
- [Muffled groan] |
| 00:55:17 |
- I guess that counts as a walk? |
| 00:55:21 |
[# Don't Cha] |
| 00:55:24 |
[Singing] |
| 00:55:38 |
Mmm. |
| 00:55:40 |
Smooth. Tasty. |
| 00:55:42 |
Little... [coughs]... spice. |
| 00:55:45 |
It gets a little hotter |
| 00:55:48 |
- [Groans] |
| 00:55:51 |
Mm. |
| 00:55:52 |
You want some of this? |
| 00:55:54 |
[Garbling, muttering] |
| 00:55:59 |
Don't worry, your throat |
| 00:56:01 |
- [Continues garbling] |
| 00:56:09 |
[Dudley] Mother of God! |
| 00:56:12 |
[Continues singing] |
| 00:56:20 |
Hundred and forty-four innings, |
| 00:56:22 |
you never hit anybody |
| 00:56:24 |
Not on purpose, man, all right? |
| 00:56:26 |
- Yeah, it's... Good fastball. |
| 00:56:30 |
to meet my deputies, |
| 00:56:32 |
- How are you, Earl? |
| 00:56:34 |
- [Doug] Earl, Buck. |
| 00:56:36 |
Brother with the word "ear" in his name |
| 00:56:42 |
See, I can only say that |
| 00:56:45 |
which, as you can see, |
| 00:56:47 |
- You say something? |
| 00:56:49 |
Needless to say, |
| 00:56:53 |
I mean, sometimes |
| 00:56:55 |
you think they're not loaded, |
| 00:56:57 |
They blow your |
| 00:56:59 |
Yeah. |
| 00:57:04 |
What brings you boys |
| 00:57:06 |
Firstly, we had to get away, OK? |
| 00:57:09 |
And secondly, you know, |
| 00:57:11 |
how many more summers |
| 00:57:14 |
- Do you? |
| 00:57:17 |
I just came on this trip, |
| 00:57:19 |
you know, hoping to reclaim |
| 00:57:22 |
You know, I know |
| 00:57:26 |
You know, you can never let life |
| 00:57:30 |
Every now and then you gotta do |
| 00:57:31 |
what we folks around here |
| 00:57:35 |
"Slapping the Bull"? |
| 00:57:36 |
That's just a little game we play |
| 00:57:39 |
to make sure your life |
| 00:57:41 |
Yeah, I wanna do that. |
| 00:57:43 |
Oh, come on, guys. |
| 00:57:45 |
I think we should just put |
| 00:57:48 |
in a shed with the doors closed, |
| 00:57:52 |
in the... in the room |
| 00:57:54 |
Look, Aunt Bee, maybe you wanna do |
| 00:57:58 |
Yeah. |
| 00:57:59 |
- How 'bout a little Bull Slap? |
| 00:58:02 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:58:04 |
Look, Bull Slap for everybody. |
| 00:58:07 |
- Let's have a little Bull Slap. |
| 00:58:11 |
So literally, we're gonna slap a bull? |
| 00:58:13 |
Yep. Right on the ass. And then you're |
| 00:58:17 |
- Why? |
| 00:58:19 |
- Mm-hmm. |
| 00:58:20 |
Hey, man, I thought |
| 00:58:23 |
Yeah, you know, you got |
| 00:58:26 |
A chicken, I'd slap a chicken. |
| 00:58:28 |
A ferret, I'd slap, you know? |
| 00:58:30 |
But I'm not... |
| 00:58:32 |
Oh, come on, Doug. |
| 00:58:35 |
I didn't know we... |
| 00:58:38 |
[Woody] Come on! |
| 00:58:39 |
- [Doug] It's not safe. |
| 00:58:41 |
- You snooze, you lose. I'm going. |
| 00:58:44 |
- Yep! |
| 00:58:46 |
You jackass. Go ahead, Woody. |
| 00:58:50 |
- Right on the ass. |
| 00:58:53 |
Easy. |
| 00:59:04 |
Whoa! |
| 00:59:05 |
- Come on, get back, now! |
| 00:59:10 |
Way to get back! |
| 00:59:12 |
I just slapped |
| 00:59:15 |
That was awesome! Who's next? |
| 00:59:17 |
- Uh, Doug? |
| 00:59:19 |
Yeah, no, |
| 00:59:21 |
Come on, Doug. Do it! |
| 00:59:23 |
It's... it... you could... |
| 00:59:24 |
That's really an, um... |
| 00:59:26 |
Doug, go. |
| 00:59:28 |
- Come on, man! |
| 00:59:30 |
- [Woody] It was easy. |
| 00:59:32 |
[Woody] Yeah, come on! It's fun! |
| 00:59:35 |
Old days, Doug. Old days. |
| 00:59:37 |
All right, all right, |
| 00:59:39 |
- I'm gonna slap that bull. |
| 00:59:41 |
- [Woody] That's my Doug! |
| 00:59:44 |
Just slap it right there |
| 00:59:46 |
Right on the hind haunches. |
| 00:59:51 |
You know, this is so good for Doug. |
| 00:59:54 |
- Actually, it's good for all of us. |
| 00:59:56 |
Hey, thanks for bringing us here. |
| 00:59:58 |
Sure. Glad we could help. |
| 01:00:00 |
Yeah, and we never |
| 01:00:02 |
- Mm-mmm. |
| 01:00:04 |
Be interesting to see how |
| 01:00:06 |
- now that he's alert. |
| 01:00:09 |
[Both] Alert? |
| 01:00:11 |
- [Bellowing] |
| 01:00:13 |
- [All yelling] |
| 01:00:15 |
- Hurry! |
| 01:00:18 |
- [Screaming] |
| 01:00:20 |
Ow! [groans] |
| 01:00:24 |
- He coming back! |
| 01:00:28 |
Bull! |
| 01:00:29 |
He coming back! |
| 01:00:33 |
Oh! Oh! Oh! |
| 01:00:37 |
Come on! What's this bully want? |
| 01:00:39 |
You don't wanna use mockery! |
| 01:00:42 |
Cowboy's in trouble! |
| 01:00:45 |
Maybe if you just |
| 01:00:47 |
- He's coming back for more! Look out! |
| 01:00:49 |
He's more afraid of you |
| 01:00:53 |
[Sheriff] Watch out! |
| 01:00:54 |
Watch out, watch out. |
| 01:00:56 |
- Come on, let's go, let's go! |
| 01:01:02 |
What?! |
| 01:01:04 |
- [Woody] Yeah, man, this is living! |
| 01:01:08 |
- Yes, sir! |
| 01:01:10 |
[Sheriff] Yeah, you sure did. |
| 01:01:12 |
- You sure did! |
| 01:01:15 |
I was shaking and baking |
| 01:01:18 |
You hear what I'm saying? |
| 01:01:20 |
I delivered it |
| 01:01:23 |
[# Kiss You All Over] |
| 01:01:33 |
[Singing] |
| 01:01:42 |
- Hey, look at him. |
| 01:01:44 |
Hey, man, that damn bull |
| 01:01:47 |
- You think it was my cologne? |
| 01:01:51 |
- Hold on... |
| 01:01:52 |
- [Laughing] |
| 01:01:55 |
I apologize for saying you had |
| 01:01:58 |
I'm sorry I called you a pussy. |
| 01:02:02 |
You didn't call me a pussy. |
| 01:02:04 |
No, not to your face, |
| 01:02:07 |
Hey, we're just saying how much fun |
| 01:02:11 |
I was so close this time! |
| 01:02:14 |
What's the matter, Dudley? |
| 01:02:16 |
The waitress. I think she likes me. |
| 01:02:18 |
- [Both] Good. |
| 01:02:20 |
She told me to meet her |
| 01:02:22 |
- So? |
| 01:02:23 |
I can't go on the dance floor. |
| 01:02:27 |
The music moves me, |
| 01:02:29 |
Well, do that... sprinkler thing |
| 01:02:32 |
- Yeah. |
| 01:02:34 |
I've gotta... I need to... |
| 01:02:38 |
- No. |
| 01:02:40 |
I said no. |
| 01:02:41 |
[Woody] Why don't we keep it simple, |
| 01:02:44 |
We'll do the lindy. |
| 01:02:47 |
There we go. |
| 01:02:50 |
- OK. Yeah, right. |
| 01:02:52 |
and three and four, |
| 01:02:55 |
- and start over again. |
| 01:02:57 |
- Whatever you want. |
| 01:02:59 |
- Be the guy, I'll be the girl. |
| 01:03:01 |
And one and two |
| 01:03:04 |
One and two and three and four, |
| 01:03:08 |
- Oh, yeah! Now we're... |
| 01:03:10 |
- That's, uh, good lesson. |
| 01:03:13 |
- Yeah, that's enough. |
| 01:03:16 |
[Up-tempo music plays] |
| 01:03:18 |
There she is. |
| 01:03:20 |
- Yeah, let's do it. |
| 01:03:22 |
You're ready. |
| 01:03:50 |
[Laughing] |
| 01:03:52 |
Yeah! |
| 01:03:59 |
- [Woman] Whoo! |
| 01:04:11 |
- [Gasps] Oh! |
| 01:04:13 |
[All] Oh! Whoa, whoa. |
| 01:04:18 |
[Both] He's panicking. |
| 01:04:49 |
Hey! That's my phone! [grunts] |
| 01:04:52 |
Your minutes just expired. |
| 01:04:55 |
- Baby! Baby, it's Murdock. |
| 01:04:59 |
We did. They're in Madrid. |
| 01:05:02 |
[Cackles] Good! Good, good, |
| 01:05:05 |
The ground is soft enough |
| 01:05:07 |
You want us to |
| 01:05:09 |
[Jack] No! No! Listen to me! |
| 01:05:11 |
You just make sure |
| 01:05:13 |
But do not touch them. |
| 01:05:15 |
I wanna feel their |
| 01:05:18 |
Sounds like |
| 01:05:19 |
We'll leave 'em for you, then. |
| 01:05:23 |
Anyone else want some |
| 01:05:26 |
[All cheering] |
| 01:05:27 |
- [Man] Yee-ha! |
| 01:05:31 |
[Spits] |
| 01:05:33 |
You expect me to pay |
| 01:05:35 |
Here, you can have it back. |
| 01:05:38 |
- [Laughing] |
| 01:05:42 |
If we drank piss, |
| 01:05:46 |
What?! |
| 01:05:49 |
Wait, guys, guys, |
| 01:05:51 |
We don't drink piss! |
| 01:05:54 |
- [Man] Hey, hey. |
| 01:05:56 |
Hey, Woody. |
| 01:05:59 |
another one of your famous talks. |
| 01:06:01 |
I think we just avoid them, OK? |
| 01:06:04 |
You know what? I'm talking |
| 01:06:07 |
You shouldn't have to do it twice. |
| 01:06:09 |
You took care of them |
| 01:06:12 |
But this time, you know what? |
| 01:06:15 |
- Bobby, Bob... |
| 01:06:18 |
[Bobby] Hey, assholes! |
| 01:06:19 |
You boys got a hell of a lot of trouble |
| 01:06:22 |
I'm gonna tell you again, |
| 01:06:24 |
like my friend told your stupid-ass, |
| 01:06:27 |
Did he just say "cracker"? |
| 01:06:29 |
- "Cracker-ass." |
| 01:06:31 |
You touch us, and we'll |
| 01:06:34 |
you'll be taking out |
| 01:06:36 |
Now, if that ain't clear enough |
| 01:06:40 |
Huh? Got it? |
| 01:06:42 |
Splash! Splash! Splash! |
| 01:06:45 |
You crossed |
| 01:06:47 |
No, no, no, no, no! |
| 01:06:50 |
Jack'll kill us if we touch him. |
| 01:06:52 |
- So just... |
| 01:06:54 |
Got a little treat for you. |
| 01:06:55 |
Huh? Break a little of that up. |
| 01:06:57 |
[All exclaiming] |
| 01:07:00 |
Can you hear that? |
| 01:07:02 |
Uhh! Uhh! |
| 01:07:04 |
Uhhh! |
| 01:07:06 |
- That's not a discussion. |
| 01:07:09 |
- [Grunting] |
| 01:07:11 |
- Aw, look at that. |
| 01:07:17 |
That's gonna stain. |
| 01:07:19 |
Ha! You boys look like you |
| 01:07:22 |
[Chuckles] Now, |
| 01:07:24 |
If there's any other Del Fuegos |
| 01:07:29 |
you tell them |
| 01:07:35 |
...are right here in Madrid, baby... |
| 01:07:36 |
...ready to explain it again. |
| 01:07:39 |
- You got that? |
| 01:07:41 |
I said you got that?! |
| 01:07:43 |
- [Crunching] |
| 01:07:44 |
Sweet mother of mercy! |
| 01:07:47 |
- [Gasping] |
| 01:07:48 |
[Grumbling] |
| 01:07:50 |
He don't want it. |
| 01:07:54 |
[All cheering] |
| 01:07:56 |
Let's evacuate! Come on! |
| 01:07:59 |
- [Country music plays] |
| 01:08:02 |
- Beer, here! |
| 01:08:06 |
you don't know |
| 01:08:08 |
you guys saved this town. |
| 01:08:09 |
Sheriff, it's the least we could do |
| 01:08:13 |
- Right, Bobby? |
| 01:08:15 |
[All] Wild Hogs! |
| 01:08:18 |
That's some good work |
| 01:08:19 |
Hey, thank you, sheriff. |
| 01:08:21 |
Now look, you know, if you need |
| 01:08:24 |
You know what I mean? |
| 01:08:27 |
Let's say them peanuts |
| 01:08:29 |
Huh? I don't wanna hear it! |
| 01:08:31 |
What'd the sheriff tell you? |
| 01:08:34 |
What the...? |
| 01:08:37 |
I ain't got no problem with it. |
| 01:08:40 |
Yeah. Yeah. |
| 01:08:44 |
This is great. Right, Woody? |
| 01:08:47 |
- Huh? |
| 01:08:53 |
Yeah... |
| 01:08:55 |
- I'm gonna call Kelly. |
| 01:08:57 |
Remind her just what |
| 01:08:59 |
All right, |
| 01:09:03 |
[Cries] |
| 01:09:05 |
Hey, hey, Bobby! |
| 01:09:07 |
Next time, I handle |
| 01:09:09 |
The wrath of Dudley! |
| 01:09:12 |
[All] Wild Hogs! |
| 01:09:14 |
Tequila, on the Wild Hogs. |
| 01:09:20 |
In New Mexico. |
| 01:09:23 |
Slapped it right on the ass. |
| 01:09:25 |
You have no idea |
| 01:09:27 |
- but please be careful. |
| 01:09:29 |
- Well, Bobby is. |
| 01:09:32 |
- Macadamia nuts? |
| 01:09:34 |
I'd kick it out the park. |
| 01:09:35 |
Hey! And guess who |
| 01:09:38 |
Karen. Yeah, I think |
| 01:09:40 |
- Who's that? |
| 01:09:42 |
Says they're having |
| 01:09:44 |
Kelly, don't tell her |
| 01:09:46 |
Road trip?! |
| 01:09:50 |
Hey! Dudley, |
| 01:09:53 |
I'm fine. I'm just gonna, um, |
| 01:09:55 |
sit out here |
| 01:09:58 |
OK. You OK? |
| 01:10:00 |
I'm fine. I'm... uh... |
| 01:10:07 |
No, the truth is I'm not OK. |
| 01:10:08 |
The truth is I like you a lot, Maggie. |
| 01:10:13 |
I'm liking you a lot too. |
| 01:10:16 |
See, that's what I was afraid of. |
| 01:10:20 |
That you would like me |
| 01:10:23 |
Without me telling you... |
| 01:10:28 |
I'm not a cool biker, Maggie. |
| 01:10:31 |
I'm not a cool anything. |
| 01:10:34 |
I'm a computer programmer. |
| 01:10:35 |
I'm just a geek. |
| 01:10:38 |
I'm sorry if you thought |
| 01:10:49 |
Mm-mm. You're not a geek. |
| 01:10:56 |
- You're a lot of fun. |
| 01:11:01 |
And you're really honest. |
| 01:11:07 |
And you're really sweet. |
| 01:11:13 |
You're the kind of guy |
| 01:11:24 |
- Sorry. |
| 01:11:26 |
Try again. One more time. |
| 01:11:29 |
[Chuckles] |
| 01:11:34 |
[Woody] All right, Bobby! |
| 01:11:37 |
- Whoo! All gassed up, baby! |
| 01:11:41 |
- Clive, what's up? |
| 01:11:43 |
What you know? No good? |
| 01:11:45 |
We're going to high altitudes. |
| 01:11:48 |
Whoa, no, no, little buddy. |
| 01:11:50 |
We gotta ride. |
| 01:11:52 |
We got new experiences |
| 01:11:55 |
We can't leave, man. |
| 01:11:58 |
- My people need me. |
| 01:12:01 |
Hey, guys. |
| 01:12:03 |
We decided we wanna |
| 01:12:05 |
Come on! Hey, cowboy! |
| 01:12:07 |
You're burning daylight. Let's go! |
| 01:12:09 |
Got a problem with |
| 01:12:11 |
Do I look like |
| 01:12:13 |
- Yeah. |
| 01:12:14 |
There you go again. |
| 01:12:17 |
- [Engines revving] |
| 01:12:28 |
Del Fuegos! |
| 01:12:30 |
- [Dudley] Why, why? |
| 01:12:33 |
What's wrong? |
| 01:12:37 |
- What's going on? |
| 01:12:50 |
- Oh, God! |
| 01:12:52 |
You took care of this |
| 01:12:55 |
No, not like you think, OK? |
| 01:12:56 |
Well, what is it that I think? |
| 01:12:59 |
I didn't really talk to them, OK? |
| 01:13:01 |
- You serious? |
| 01:13:04 |
Dudley, you're like, |
| 01:13:06 |
Not Dudley's fault! |
| 01:13:07 |
...take my bike, give me |
| 01:13:09 |
You're all, |
| 01:13:11 |
- Whatever. |
| 01:13:13 |
The Del Fuegos are all, |
| 01:13:15 |
- We're real bikers." |
| 01:13:17 |
- What did you do? |
| 01:13:20 |
I... [murmuring] |
| 01:13:24 |
I cut the gas lines |
| 01:13:27 |
And then I... |
| 01:13:29 |
- What? |
| 01:13:32 |
- Oh! |
| 01:13:33 |
- [Dudley] Oh, we're dead! |
| 01:13:36 |
Wait a minute! |
| 01:13:39 |
That means they're |
| 01:13:47 |
No sign of 'em, Jack. |
| 01:13:49 |
[Growling] |
| 01:13:53 |
Wild Hogs! |
| 01:13:55 |
Come out, come out, |
| 01:13:58 |
I finally meet a girl, |
| 01:14:01 |
So all the mustard |
| 01:14:03 |
...didn't help the situation, huh? |
| 01:14:05 |
Ohhh! |
| 01:14:07 |
[Jack] Oh, you don't |
| 01:14:11 |
There's only one road |
| 01:14:14 |
We own it! |
| 01:14:16 |
Me and my boys will be |
| 01:14:20 |
Get out of here! |
| 01:14:24 |
the worse it's gonna get for |
| 01:14:33 |
Jack! I'm going |
| 01:14:37 |
What did you say, |
| 01:14:38 |
- What did he say? |
| 01:14:43 |
- [Bikers laugh] |
| 01:14:45 |
Enjoy. |
| 01:14:47 |
OK, I made a mistake. |
| 01:14:48 |
Woody, we could have just |
| 01:14:52 |
Yeah, well, you know, |
| 01:14:54 |
[Sighs] Claudia left me. |
| 01:14:56 |
[Sighing] Three months ago she left. |
| 01:14:58 |
And then I fell apart. |
| 01:15:01 |
And then I lost my job. |
| 01:15:03 |
Now I got to sell the house |
| 01:15:06 |
Can't even get |
| 01:15:08 |
I just got the bike and I got |
| 01:15:11 |
So this trip is |
| 01:15:14 |
from your miserable, screwed-up life? |
| 01:15:17 |
[Stuttering] |
| 01:15:19 |
Asshole! |
| 01:15:21 |
I'm sorry about your situation, |
| 01:15:25 |
- Which is like an asshole's asshole. |
| 01:15:28 |
I thought that being a Wild Hog |
| 01:15:32 |
You don't care about me! |
| 01:15:35 |
It doesn't mean anything, Woody! |
| 01:15:37 |
Remember, it's just |
| 01:15:39 |
We should go somewhere |
| 01:15:41 |
where there aren't people |
| 01:15:49 |
Hey, Maggie. |
| 01:15:52 |
Thanks for letting us |
| 01:15:54 |
Yeah, thanks. |
| 01:15:55 |
It's hard not to when you're |
| 01:15:59 |
Hey. |
| 01:16:00 |
You OK? |
| 01:16:02 |
Mm. Yeah. |
| 01:16:05 |
If that gets destroyed, it's... |
| 01:16:07 |
[sighs] But you're safe. |
| 01:16:11 |
Now just stay put. |
| 01:16:13 |
Nobody has to go out |
| 01:16:15 |
You got that right. |
| 01:16:17 |
- You guys aren't going out there? |
| 01:16:21 |
[Sheriff] Like, sheriff |
| 01:16:24 |
I got my qualification |
| 01:16:27 |
For arms training, |
| 01:16:30 |
I say we just wait it out, |
| 01:16:32 |
they'll lose interest, |
| 01:16:34 |
Yeah, I agree. |
| 01:16:37 |
Hey. Where's Dudley? |
| 01:16:46 |
[# Electric Light Orchestra: |
| 01:16:48 |
Oh, Dudley. Don't do that. |
| 01:16:55 |
All right, you Del Fuegos... |
| 01:16:57 |
[indistinct chattering] |
| 01:17:03 |
Hey! |
| 01:17:08 |
Let's end this. |
| 01:17:09 |
At least one of you |
| 01:17:12 |
Very brave. |
| 01:17:14 |
But stupid. |
| 01:17:16 |
I didn't come to face any music. |
| 01:17:18 |
I came here to stop you fellas |
| 01:17:21 |
which the love of my life |
| 01:17:25 |
So, if it's gotta get ugly... |
| 01:17:30 |
- [Glass shattering] |
| 01:17:38 |
It slipped out of my glove. |
| 01:17:40 |
Hey! Is it OK if I |
| 01:17:43 |
I should be getting back. |
| 01:17:45 |
The guys are gonna be worrying. |
| 01:17:49 |
Guys! Guys! |
| 01:17:51 |
No, no. You don't get to |
| 01:17:53 |
You get to hide outside with those |
| 01:17:57 |
- They got Dudley. Look out the window. |
| 01:18:00 |
[Jack] All right, this is |
| 01:18:03 |
You're gonna pay |
| 01:18:07 |
Plus another $40,000 |
| 01:18:11 |
And if you wanna |
| 01:18:14 |
do not call the cops! |
| 01:18:16 |
If you're not here |
| 01:18:19 |
I'm gonna take the fine out |
| 01:18:22 |
I'm gonna break 'em |
| 01:18:24 |
- [Bikers yelling] |
| 01:18:27 |
I'm a computer programmer! |
| 01:18:30 |
Fine! I'll break his hands! |
| 01:18:33 |
- [Bikers] Yeah! |
| 01:18:35 |
Bring the money! |
| 01:18:37 |
Definitely! |
| 01:18:39 |
- Get him out of here! |
| 01:18:44 |
[Sniffing] |
| 01:18:45 |
Dudley went to save the diner, |
| 01:18:48 |
No, they're not. We're gonna... |
| 01:18:51 |
I've called the highway patrol. |
| 01:18:54 |
Hey, man. They said no cops, or else |
| 01:18:59 |
We don't wanna piss 'em off |
| 01:19:02 |
You know, he's not exactly |
| 01:19:04 |
Why not? |
| 01:19:06 |
- What the...? |
| 01:19:09 |
- [All laughing] |
| 01:19:13 |
You look like |
| 01:19:15 |
[All laughing] |
| 01:19:16 |
I think... I think I'm gonna keep you |
| 01:19:20 |
And then if they don't, |
| 01:19:22 |
and we're gonna see |
| 01:19:26 |
[Dudley] |
| 01:19:29 |
- What are we gonna do? |
| 01:19:31 |
Well, I know what I'm gonna do. |
| 01:19:33 |
[Scoffs] There you go |
| 01:19:36 |
- They will kill you. |
| 01:19:39 |
I have three people left |
| 01:19:42 |
and I let you guys down. |
| 01:19:44 |
Nah. I'd rather go out there |
| 01:19:47 |
and die doing it than be the asshole |
| 01:19:50 |
Hey, hey, Woody. |
| 01:19:59 |
Woody! |
| 01:20:02 |
Don't you know hogs |
| 01:20:08 |
We're still Wild Hogs? |
| 01:20:10 |
- Wild Hogs, man. |
| 01:20:13 |
All right, here's how it's gotta go. |
| 01:20:16 |
It's only duct tape holding that rope. |
| 01:20:20 |
- and I'll save Dudley. |
| 01:20:23 |
Together, guys. Together we can do this. |
| 01:20:26 |
I'm ready. |
| 01:20:28 |
- What? |
| 01:20:30 |
- It's gonna sound kind of stupid. |
| 01:20:32 |
Well, before I go, |
| 01:20:35 |
"It's the Golden Knight!" |
| 01:20:38 |
Yeah, baby! |
| 01:20:40 |
- It helps motivate me. |
| 01:20:43 |
[Laughing] |
| 01:20:46 |
With gusto, though. |
| 01:20:48 |
[Engines revving] |
| 01:20:56 |
- Now? |
| 01:20:58 |
Holy crap, |
| 01:21:01 |
[# White Zombie: |
| 01:21:10 |
Clear 'em out, boys! |
| 01:21:13 |
Del Fuego! |
| 01:21:16 |
All day, baby! All day! |
| 01:21:18 |
Thirty-five, 35, exactly 35! |
| 01:21:21 |
[Indistinct shouting] |
| 01:21:23 |
Wild Hogs, baby! Wild Hogs! |
| 01:21:26 |
[Muffled groaning, grunting] |
| 01:21:28 |
OK, guys, slow down... |
| 01:21:31 |
Oh, no, no, no... |
| 01:21:33 |
- [All laughing] |
| 01:21:37 |
- Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho... |
| 01:21:41 |
- You having fun? |
| 01:21:44 |
The tape was supposed to break! |
| 01:21:47 |
Oh... |
| 01:21:48 |
- [grunting] |
| 01:21:50 |
- Oh... |
| 01:21:52 |
- Is there a problem? |
| 01:21:53 |
- Is there a problem? |
| 01:21:55 |
You burned down Damien's bar, |
| 01:21:57 |
you pull this little |
| 01:21:59 |
now you're gonna see what |
| 01:22:03 |
- That's right. |
| 01:22:05 |
- Torch it! |
| 01:22:07 |
We can come up |
| 01:22:08 |
I got a little bit |
| 01:22:10 |
It was my fault. I did it. |
| 01:22:13 |
Let me deal with it. |
| 01:22:15 |
No! We're not gonna pay any money |
| 01:22:20 |
We're gonna stand here and fight. |
| 01:22:25 |
You don't want our money. |
| 01:22:27 |
What do you need money for? |
| 01:22:29 |
You're just here to get what you get |
| 01:22:32 |
'Cause you're scary people. |
| 01:22:36 |
including give up the biggest |
| 01:22:39 |
Let's have a little adventure, huh? |
| 01:22:42 |
- Let's do it! |
| 01:22:44 |
- Let's kick some Del Taco ass. |
| 01:22:48 |
Do either of you guys |
| 01:22:50 |
A nail clipper? |
| 01:22:51 |
All right, |
| 01:22:53 |
Like high school? |
| 01:22:55 |
- Oh! |
| 01:22:57 |
Murdock, Red, Tiny. |
| 01:23:01 |
- Body or face, pretty boy? |
| 01:23:04 |
[Grunts] Ow! |
| 01:23:08 |
[Grunting] |
| 01:23:18 |
- I'll take him. |
| 01:23:21 |
Yah! [shouts] |
| 01:23:24 |
[Yelling] |
| 01:23:31 |
- Trade back! Trade back. |
| 01:23:34 |
It's not really fair, |
| 01:23:39 |
You ever see a hook off the jab? |
| 01:23:42 |
[Yells] |
| 01:23:46 |
[Both grunting] |
| 01:23:49 |
- Oh! |
| 01:23:52 |
Whew. Let's play. |
| 01:23:54 |
Golden Glove, baby. |
| 01:23:57 |
[Shouting] |
| 01:24:00 |
Ow! Ow! You hit my helmet. |
| 01:24:02 |
Are you OK, man? |
| 01:24:04 |
That actually really hurt. |
| 01:24:06 |
Whoa! |
| 01:24:08 |
[Groans] |
| 01:24:11 |
Good shot! Get off! |
| 01:24:13 |
Oh! |
| 01:24:15 |
Uh-oh, no, no, no, no, don't... |
| 01:24:18 |
- Throw sand! |
| 01:24:19 |
- Throw sand! |
| 01:24:23 |
I didn't mean to aim there... |
| 01:24:26 |
Ha! Whoo! Nice... |
| 01:24:29 |
[laughs] |
| 01:24:30 |
[Groans] |
| 01:24:35 |
Damn! |
| 01:24:38 |
- Come on. You all right? |
| 01:24:45 |
- [groaning] |
| 01:24:49 |
Well, that was easy. |
| 01:24:53 |
- Come on. |
| 01:24:55 |
- [Bikers] Yeah! |
| 01:24:59 |
- Oh, good. You want some more? |
| 01:25:02 |
I got no wife. |
| 01:25:05 |
I got my friends, though. |
| 01:25:09 |
- Oh! |
| 01:25:12 |
[Doug] You know, you know |
| 01:25:15 |
We wanted to be like you guys. What I |
| 01:25:19 |
whose biggest decision in life is, |
| 01:25:24 |
Do I shit behind the rock, |
| 01:25:27 |
Grown men. |
| 01:25:29 |
You go ahead |
| 01:25:31 |
Because we're not the posers. |
| 01:25:34 |
- Ow! |
| 01:25:37 |
Hey! Do yourselves a favor |
| 01:25:41 |
Twenty-five years |
| 01:25:43 |
Man, I ain't taking this... |
| 01:25:48 |
And I got a girlfriend. |
| 01:25:53 |
Hmm? [chuckles] |
| 01:26:00 |
- Oh. |
| 01:26:06 |
- Let's do it. |
| 01:26:08 |
Come on. |
| 01:26:14 |
- Come on. |
| 01:26:25 |
You're kidding me, right? |
| 01:26:31 |
What's wrong with you guys? |
| 01:26:34 |
[Jack] All right! |
| 01:26:37 |
- [Car door slams] |
| 01:26:39 |
You're done, Jack. |
| 01:26:44 |
And we want you |
| 01:26:47 |
- And who's "we"? |
| 01:26:49 |
[Cackling] |
| 01:26:53 |
If four people could |
| 01:26:56 |
I guess we can too! |
| 01:26:58 |
Well, we'll fight you and |
| 01:27:01 |
'Cause the Del Fuegos don't |
| 01:27:05 |
And we're gonna |
| 01:27:08 |
[Man] Wrong, Jack. |
| 01:27:12 |
It's my highway. |
| 01:27:14 |
Blade. |
| 01:27:17 |
Hi, Maggie. |
| 01:27:20 |
- Hmm. Bar burned down. |
| 01:27:24 |
These posers, these |
| 01:27:27 |
Four guys |
| 01:27:33 |
...and they're the posers? |
| 01:27:35 |
They burnt down |
| 01:27:37 |
It was a shithole. |
| 01:27:38 |
I insured it for |
| 01:27:41 |
The guys did me a favor. |
| 01:27:42 |
We were just following |
| 01:27:45 |
Why do you think |
| 01:27:48 |
Why do you think I ride alone? |
| 01:27:49 |
'Cause you don't |
| 01:27:52 |
I think you all oughta get back on your |
| 01:27:55 |
until you remember |
| 01:27:59 |
Let it go, Jack. |
| 01:28:13 |
OK, Pop. |
| 01:28:17 |
Takes after his mom. |
| 01:28:19 |
[All cheering] |
| 01:28:28 |
[Exhaling heavily] |
| 01:28:29 |
Man, that was like |
| 01:28:33 |
The posers. |
| 01:28:35 |
- What do you guys call yourselves? |
| 01:28:37 |
- I'm Bobby. |
| 01:28:39 |
No, no, no. You all riding together? |
| 01:28:41 |
- What do you... |
| 01:28:43 |
Wild... |
| 01:28:46 |
Well, Wild Hogs, |
| 01:28:50 |
- Yeah. |
| 01:28:57 |
- Freedom, baby. |
| 01:28:59 |
All day. All day. |
| 01:29:02 |
Hey! Hey! We're Wild Hogs! |
| 01:29:19 |
[Tires squealing] |
| 01:29:21 |
What the hell? |
| 01:29:22 |
What in the world |
| 01:29:27 |
Plumbing conference? |
| 01:29:29 |
Have you lost your mind? |
| 01:29:30 |
Shut up, Doug! |
| 01:29:32 |
Bobby, who are these people, |
| 01:29:35 |
Well, obviously, I'm not at a... |
| 01:29:39 |
Oh, really? |
| 01:29:40 |
Baby, I've been |
| 01:29:42 |
this little Chinese |
| 01:29:44 |
I've been slapping bulls... |
| 01:29:46 |
Bobby, I don't give a damn |
| 01:29:50 |
Now, I want you to get |
| 01:29:52 |
because we are going home. |
| 01:29:54 |
I cannot believe you'd |
| 01:29:56 |
- Karen... |
| 01:29:57 |
Karen! |
| 01:30:00 |
Slow your roll. |
| 01:30:02 |
Look, baby, I love you, OK? |
| 01:30:05 |
But I'm tired of being talked at. |
| 01:30:07 |
I don't talk at you, Bobby! |
| 01:30:09 |
- I talk... |
| 01:30:12 |
- [Sighs] |
| 01:30:14 |
OK, baby, all right, |
| 01:30:16 |
Right now I just need |
| 01:30:19 |
Just a little bit of love. |
| 01:30:21 |
Oh... Mmm... |
| 01:30:25 |
[smacking] |
| 01:30:29 |
You seriously got |
| 01:30:31 |
A whole bunch of 'em. |
| 01:30:33 |
There was 50 of them. |
| 01:30:34 |
- It was something. |
| 01:30:36 |
I gotta tell the guys |
| 01:30:38 |
I'll be right back, OK? |
| 01:30:40 |
Doug, are you sure you're OK? |
| 01:30:42 |
[Chuckles] |
| 01:30:43 |
- Ow, ow, ow, ow... |
| 01:30:45 |
- You're standing on my foot! |
| 01:30:47 |
So I'll see you when I get back? |
| 01:30:49 |
- Mm-hmm. |
| 01:30:51 |
- Mmm. I love you. |
| 01:30:54 |
All right. |
| 01:31:02 |
Get a room, baby. |
| 01:31:03 |
Can we? Do we have time? |
| 01:31:06 |
When are you |
| 01:31:08 |
A biker never knows. |
| 01:31:10 |
Maybe a week. |
| 01:31:12 |
Maybe a month. |
| 01:31:14 |
Six days, ten hours, 27 minutes, |
| 01:31:17 |
give or take six minutes |
| 01:31:24 |
Well, I sure do wish |
| 01:31:27 |
We got some riding to do, sheriff. |
| 01:31:30 |
Well, I'll just say it: |
| 01:31:31 |
You fellas were |
| 01:31:33 |
I mean, I'm not gonna |
| 01:31:36 |
like old hamburger head |
| 01:31:40 |
What did you |
| 01:31:42 |
Uh, see, when we walked up, |
| 01:31:45 |
You son of a bitch! |
| 01:31:49 |
Come on, Buck, I swear. |
| 01:31:51 |
- I don't wanna hear it! |
| 01:31:54 |
I heard that. |
| 01:31:55 |
- Ready to ride, guys? |
| 01:31:58 |
Let's see what the |
| 01:32:01 |
Think there'll be |
| 01:32:03 |
Oh, I hope so. |
| 01:32:05 |
Yeah, I like |
| 01:32:07 |
I like the way you think. |
| 01:32:19 |
[All gasp] |
| 01:32:26 |
I'm OK! |
| 01:32:29 |
[All cheering] |
| 01:32:31 |
[# Brian Wilson: |
| 01:33:22 |
Wow. |
| 01:33:25 |
- [Doug] Hey, we did it! |
| 01:33:27 |
Do you believe this? |
| 01:33:34 |
- [Dudley] Hello! |
| 01:33:37 |
Whoa, oh, no. Oh, no. |
| 01:33:39 |
- Whoa! Ah! |
| 01:33:41 |
Whoa! |
| 01:33:43 |
Whoa! Sorry, sorry. |
| 01:33:47 |
Two thousand miles, |
| 01:33:49 |
'Bout time, rookie! |
| 01:33:54 |
- Lot of distractions. |
| 01:33:58 |
[All groan] |
| 01:34:04 |
[Laughs] |
| 01:34:17 |
Welcome back |
| 01:34:19 |
Now, we've met |
| 01:34:22 |
but this could be |
| 01:34:24 |
We've ever seen. |
| 01:34:25 |
This family has lost everything. |
| 01:34:28 |
They've lost their home, |
| 01:34:31 |
they've lost their heritage. |
| 01:34:32 |
But this week, we've done |
| 01:34:35 |
So let's welcome back... |
| 01:34:38 |
[All cheering] |
| 01:34:45 |
Well, Jack, two months ago, man, |
| 01:34:46 |
you lost the only home |
| 01:34:48 |
But thanks to a call |
| 01:34:51 |
we built you a new one. |
| 01:34:52 |
[Dudley] That's so great. |
| 01:34:54 |
They... He didn't have to |
| 01:34:57 |
So you guys know what to say? |
| 01:34:59 |
- Say it with me! |
| 01:35:03 |
[All cheer] |
| 01:35:07 |
Oh! |
| 01:35:10 |
Wow! |
| 01:35:18 |
[Ty] Usually we have some |
| 01:35:21 |
but, uh, Jack, you know, wow. |
| 01:35:24 |
I'm not sure what |
| 01:35:28 |
[Whimpering] Oh... |
| 01:35:30 |
Thanks to our friends at Sears |
| 01:35:33 |
who provided state-of-the-art taps |
| 01:35:36 |
[All cheering] |
| 01:35:40 |
Oh, my God! That is so cool! |
| 01:35:43 |
[Screaming] That is so cool! |
| 01:35:45 |
Cool as a parking lot |
| 01:35:48 |
- Oh! |
| 01:35:50 |
That is so [bleep] rad! |
| 01:35:55 |
The bar was my home. |
| 01:35:59 |
I felt... homeless. |
| 01:36:03 |
Del Fuegos, |
| 01:36:12 |
[Ty] Here's the thing, you're |
| 01:36:15 |
that grew up in broken homes. |
| 01:36:18 |
And now they've got one. |
| 01:36:20 |
- Thank you! |
| 01:36:24 |
[Exhales heavily] |
| 01:36:27 |
[Sniffles] |
| 01:36:28 |
[All] We love our bar. |
| 01:36:32 |
- Yeah! |
| 01:36:33 |
Wild Hogs! |
| 01:36:35 |
[# Bon Jovi: Lost Highway] |
