Willy Wonka The Chocolate Factory

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00:02:55 All right, what's it going to be?
00:02:58 A Triple Cream Cup for Christopher.
00:03:00 A Squelchy Snorter for Otis.
00:03:03 A Sizzler for June Marie.
00:03:07 - Wonka's got a new one today.
00:03:09 This one's a Scrumpdiddleumptious Bar.
00:03:12 Scrumpdiddleumptious Bar?
00:03:15 Do you ask a fish how it swims?
00:03:17 Or a bird how it flies?
00:03:19 No, you don't.
00:03:21 They were born to do it.
00:03:23 Just like Willy Wonka was born
00:03:26 ...and you were born to be a Wonkerer.
00:03:29 Who can take the sunrise
00:03:32 Sprinkle it with dew
00:03:36 Cover it in chocolate
00:03:40 The Candy Man!
00:03:43 The Candy Man can
00:03:46 'Cause he mixes it with love
00:03:49 And makes the world taste good
00:03:53 Who can take a rainbow
00:03:57 Wrap it in a sigh
00:04:00 Soak it in the sun
00:04:04 The Candy Man?
00:04:05 The Candy Man!
00:04:08 The Candy Man can!
00:04:11 'Cause he mixes it with love
00:04:15 ...taste good
00:04:18 Willy Wonka makes
00:04:19 Everything he bakes
00:04:21 Satisfying and delicious
00:04:25 Talk about your childhood wishes
00:04:28 You can even eat the dishes
00:04:42 Who can take tomorrow
00:04:44 Dip it in a dream
00:04:47 Separate the sorrow
00:04:50 - The Candy Man
00:04:54 The Candy Man can
00:04:58 The Candy Man can
00:05:02 And makes the world taste good
00:05:07 And the world tastes good
00:05:10 'Cause the Candy Man thinks it should
00:05:35 Hi, Mr. Jopeck.
00:05:37 Come along, Charlie.
00:05:41 It's payday, Mr. Jopeck.
00:05:43 You're right.
00:05:45 - There you are.
00:05:48 Say hello to your Grandpa Joe.
00:06:33 Up the airy mountain...
00:06:36 ...down the rushing glen.
00:06:38 We dare not go a-hunting...
00:06:41 ...for fear...
00:06:42 ...of little men.
00:06:44 You see...
00:06:46 ...nobody ever goes in...
00:06:52 ...nobody ever comes out.
00:07:04 Charlie's late.
00:07:06 He works too hard for a little boy.
00:07:09 He should have some time to play.
00:07:11 Not enough hours in the day.
00:07:13 With you four bedridden for 20 years...
00:07:16 ...it takes work
00:07:19 If only his father were alive.
00:07:21 When I get my strength back,
00:07:25 In all the years
00:07:29 ...I've yet to see you
00:07:33 Maybe if the floor wasn't so cold...
00:07:37 Hi, everybody!
00:07:39 Wake up, Charlie's home!
00:07:43 Grandpa George.
00:07:46 Grandma Georgina.
00:07:48 Grandma Josephine.
00:07:51 Grandpa Joe!
00:07:55 Is this your supper, Grandpa?
00:07:57 It's yours, too.
00:07:59 I'm fed up with cabbage water.
00:08:02 It's all we have!
00:08:04 What are you saying?
00:08:07 - How about this?
00:08:09 What difference
00:08:13 My first payday.
00:08:14 Good for you.
00:08:17 Mom?
00:08:19 Here's what's left.
00:08:22 Except for this.
00:08:24 From now on,
00:08:28 No one's going to pay for it.
00:08:32 Dad, it's only one pipe a day.
00:08:34 When bread looks like a banquet,
00:08:38 Go on, Grandpa.
00:08:40 Please take it.
00:08:49 After my paper route,
00:08:53 There was this strange man there.
00:08:56 I think he was a tinker.
00:08:58 He was standing behind me
00:09:01 Just before he left he said...
00:09:03 "Nobody ever goes in,
00:09:07 And right he was, Charlie!
00:09:09 Not since the tragic day
00:09:12 Why did he?
00:09:13 Because all the other chocolate makers
00:09:17 ...dressed as workers to steal
00:09:21 Especially Slugworth.
00:09:25 Finally, Mr. Wonka shouted,
00:09:28 "Close the factory!"
00:09:32 He locked the gates
00:09:36 And then, suddenly,
00:09:39 ...the most amazing thing happened.
00:09:42 The factory started again,
00:09:45 And more delicious candies
00:09:48 But the gates stayed locked.
00:09:51 ...not even Slugworth,
00:09:54 But Grandpa, someone must be helping
00:09:59 Thousands must be.
00:10:01 But who?
00:10:02 Who are they?
00:10:04 That is the biggest mystery of them all.
00:10:09 - Charlie Bucket?
00:10:12 I need an assistant.
00:10:17 We have nitric acid, glycerin...
00:10:19 ...and a special mixture of my own.
00:10:21 Together it's dangerous stuff,
00:10:24 But mixed together right,
00:10:29 - I don't know.
00:10:30 Because only I know.
00:10:32 If you knew, you'd be teaching me
00:10:36 And for a student to teach his teacher
00:10:40 - Yes, sir.
00:10:42 Mixed together in the right way,
00:10:46 ...make the finest wart remover.
00:10:49 The trick is to pour equal amounts.
00:10:52 Charlie, you take
00:10:55 ...and I'll take my special mixture.
00:10:58 Good lad. Pour.
00:11:03 Did we do it wrong?
00:11:04 Certainly not.
00:11:08 What's going on out there?
00:11:12 Come here! What's happening?
00:11:15 Willy Wonka's opening his factory!
00:11:18 Are you sure?
00:11:19 He's giving lots of chocolate away!
00:11:21 - Class dismissed!
00:11:24 Class un-dismissed.
00:11:26 He hid 5 Golden Tickets.
00:11:29 - Where'd he hide them?
00:11:34 Class re-dismissed!
00:11:47 Now, details of the announcement...
00:11:49 ...that has captured
00:11:52 Hidden among the billions
00:11:54 ...are 5 Gold Tickets.
00:11:57 And to the 5 people who find them
00:12:01 A lifetime supply of chocolate.
00:12:04 If this were not enough, each winner,
00:12:08 ...will be personally escorted...
00:12:10 They're all crazy!
00:12:11 The man's a genius!
00:12:13 He'll sell a million bars.
00:12:16 Do you think I've got a chance
00:12:18 One?! I'm counting on you
00:12:21 One's enough for me.
00:12:23 We have reports...
00:12:24 ...the response is phenomenal!
00:12:27 ...are disappearing...
00:12:29 ...at a rate to boggle the mind.
00:12:31 It is incredible...
00:12:33 ...the way Wonkamania
00:12:36 While the world searches,
00:12:40 ...where it will lead,
00:12:44 ...under the strain.
00:12:45 I still have these dreams, Doctor,
00:12:49 I've told you, Mr. Hoffstedder...
00:12:51 ...to believe in dreams
00:12:54 The sooner you accept this,
00:12:58 I dreamed the Archangel whispered into
00:13:03 What did he say?
00:13:05 What difference does that make?
00:13:08 - You said...
00:13:12 We begin with 5 Golden Tickets.
00:13:14 Like 5 lucky bolts of lightning
00:13:19 No one knew where or when
00:13:22 But last night we got our answer.
00:13:25 While America slept,
00:13:28 ...in the small town of
00:13:31 We've been waiting for the story,
00:13:37 Proud we are,
00:13:40 ...focuses today here in Duselheim.
00:13:42 A community thrust into prominence...
00:13:45 ...by the discovery of
00:13:48 Its finder is the son
00:13:52 The boys name, Augustus Gloop!
00:13:56 The pride of Duselheim,
00:14:00 An example for the whole world.
00:14:03 How does it feel to be
00:14:06 - Hungry.
00:14:08 Sorry for Wonka.
00:14:11 Mr. Gloop, would you mind...
00:14:14 Mrs. Gloop, would you say
00:14:18 I knew he would find a Golden Ticket.
00:14:22 He wouldn't do it unless
00:14:28 Happy birthday, Charlie!
00:14:32 Here you are, Charlie.
00:14:34 Thank you.
00:14:42 It's terrific!
00:14:43 We each knitted, Grandmas
00:14:47 I did the end pieces with the tassels.
00:14:49 And here's a little gift
00:14:53 I think I know what this is.
00:14:56 - It is! A Wonka!
00:14:59 Let's see that Golden Ticket.
00:15:01 - Wouldn't it be fantastic?
00:15:03 Never mind. Open it.
00:15:06 Stop it!
00:15:08 - I've got the same chance as anybody!
00:15:11 You want it more.
00:15:13 Go on, open it!
00:15:15 Here goes!
00:15:19 - I got it!
00:15:21 Let's see!
00:15:22 Fooled you, didn't I?
00:15:25 You thought I really had it.
00:15:28 Never mind, Charlie.
00:15:30 You'll find one.
00:15:32 - Here, everybody have a bite.
00:15:48 I wanted to find the first
00:15:51 I know, angel.
00:15:54 I've got every girl on staff
00:15:57 Where is it?
00:15:59 Veruca, sweetheart,
00:16:03 Give me time!
00:16:04 I want it now!
00:16:08 For five days now,
00:16:11 They haven't shelled a peanut
00:16:14 They've been shelling
00:16:18 Work nights!
00:16:21 Come along, you girls!
00:16:23 Put a jerk in it,
00:16:26 And listen: The first girl...
00:16:28 ...that finds a Golden Ticket
00:16:33 What do you think of that?!
00:16:37 They're not even trying!
00:16:38 They don't want to find it!
00:16:41 Sweetheart,
00:16:43 19,000 bars an hour they're shelling!
00:16:46 760,000 they've done so far!
00:16:48 You promised!
00:16:50 You promised I'd have it the first day!
00:16:52 You're going to be very unpopular
00:16:57 It breaks my heart.
00:17:00 I won't talk to you!
00:17:02 You're a rotten father!
00:17:05 I won't go to school!
00:17:07 Veruca! Sweetheart! Angel!
00:17:10 There are only 4 tickets
00:17:13 ...and the whole world's
00:17:16 What can I do?
00:17:18 I got it, Mr. Salt! Here it is!
00:17:22 About time, too! I want it!
00:17:30 Give me my ticket! It's mine!
00:17:33 I found the Golden Ticket!
00:17:41 Thank God!
00:17:43 Happiness is what counts with children.
00:17:46 Happiness and harmony.
00:17:49 This is the sign of our times.
00:17:54 ...the mad craze
00:17:56 Whatever corner of the globe we are in,
00:18:01 ...the great Wonka Bar search continues.
00:18:05 ...of our 43rd day
00:18:09 Everywhere, are signs of anxiety.
00:18:12 Every hour...
00:18:13 ...new shipments
00:18:16 But they're not moving fast enough.
00:18:18 And as time passes the men who seek them
00:18:23 Gentlemen, I know how anxious
00:18:27 But now I think I can safely say...
00:18:30 ...that your time and money
00:18:33 We're about to witness
00:18:37 Based on the revolutionary
00:18:41 ...will tell us the precise location
00:18:45 ...Golden Tickets.
00:18:56 It says...
00:18:57 ..."I won't tell.
00:19:06 I am now telling the computer...
00:19:08 ...if it will tell me the correct answer
00:19:13 ...the grand prize.
00:19:19 He says...
00:19:20 ..."What would a computer do
00:19:29 I am now telling the computer exactly
00:19:36 It can happen here, too,
00:19:40 ...right here in America.
00:19:41 Where even in the smallest town,
00:19:46 Here she is...
00:19:48 ...Violet Beauregarde,
00:19:52 From Miles City, Montana.
00:19:54 And the proud parents.
00:19:55 Mr. Beauregarde,
00:19:59 Sam Beauregarde,
00:20:01 ...with great giveaway bargains.
00:20:03 The finest values in the entire country!
00:20:06 - Here's a sedan...
00:20:08 - Care to say a few words?
00:20:10 Here is Golden Ticket number 3,
00:20:15 I'm a gum chewer,
00:20:18 ...I laid off gum and switched to candy.
00:20:21 Now, of course, I'm back on gum.
00:20:23 I chew it all day, except at mealtimes
00:20:26 - Violet!
00:20:27 This piece of gum I've been chewing
00:20:32 It beat the record
00:20:36 ...and was she mad!
00:20:38 Hi Cornelia, sweetie!
00:20:39 Let me just say,
00:20:54 - What are you doing here?
00:20:57 I'm not ready.
00:21:01 Then I guess I'll be going.
00:21:04 Why not stay a minute.
00:21:06 Pull up a pile of clothes and sit down.
00:21:11 School all right?
00:21:13 Yep.
00:21:14 Good.
00:21:16 Go on your newspaper route?
00:21:18 Just finished.
00:21:19 Good.
00:21:23 I wanted to tell you something.
00:21:28 They found the third ticket.
00:21:30 Did they?
00:21:35 I guess I'll be going now.
00:21:38 That's all?
00:21:40 I thought you'd like to know.
00:21:42 Most people are pretty interested.
00:21:46 There are only two tickets left,
00:21:49 Pretty soon, just one.
00:21:51 I wonder who'll be the lucky ones.
00:21:53 If you're wondering,
00:21:55 If you're wondering,
00:22:00 There are 100 billion people...
00:22:02 ...and only 5 will find Golden Tickets.
00:22:05 Even with a sack of money,
00:22:09 When this is over you'll be no different
00:22:14 But I am different.
00:22:18 You'll get your chance.
00:22:21 When? When will they change?
00:22:24 Probably when you least expect it.
00:22:29 See you later.
00:22:44 You get blue like everyone
00:22:49 But me and Grandpa Joe
00:22:53 Can make your troubles go away
00:22:57 Blow away
00:23:01 There they go
00:23:05 Cheer up, Charlie
00:23:09 Give me a smile
00:23:12 What happened
00:23:18 Don't you know your grin
00:23:21 Has always been my sunshine
00:23:26 Let that sunshine show
00:23:31 Come on, Charlie
00:23:35 No need to frown
00:23:38 Deep down you know
00:23:40 The world is still your toy
00:23:45 When the world gets heavy
00:23:48 Never pit-a-pat 'em
00:23:52 Up and at 'em, boy
00:23:58 Some day...
00:24:00 ...sweet as a song
00:24:03 Charlie's lucky day will come along
00:24:10 Till that day
00:24:17 Up on top is right where you belong
00:24:24 Look up, Charlie
00:24:28 You'll see a star
00:24:31 Just follow it
00:24:33 And keep your dream in view
00:24:38 Pretty soon the sky
00:24:45 Cheer up, Charlie, do
00:24:52 Cheer up, Charlie
00:24:57 Just be glad you're you
00:25:10 While the world searches...
00:25:12 ...here it has actually happened.
00:25:14 There's only one Golden Ticket
00:25:18 Because right here,
00:25:22 ...is lucky winner number four!
00:25:24 The name to be heard around
00:25:28 Can we shut that off?
00:25:30 - Are you crazy?
00:25:33 The country wants to hear from you!
00:25:35 Can't you shut up?
00:25:37 What a show!
00:25:39 I serve all his dinners here.
00:25:41 He's never been to the table.
00:25:43 - You love TV?
00:25:44 About that Golden ticket...
00:25:46 I want to catch this!
00:25:48 - Like killings?
00:25:51 Mike, would you tell us if...
00:25:54 Wait till I get a real one.
00:25:56 Colt 45.
00:25:57 Pop won't let me have one yet, will you?
00:26:00 Not till you're 12, son.
00:26:08 Four down, one to go.
00:26:11 And somewhere out there another
00:26:15 ...to finding the last of the most
00:26:20 Though we can envy him,
00:26:23 ...and might be tempted
00:26:26 ...we must remember there are
00:26:29 Many more important things!
00:26:32 Offhand, I can't think of what they are
00:26:36 Now for weather and...
00:26:40 Why did you wake me up?
00:26:49 Grandpa!
00:26:52 I've told you, I've given it up.
00:26:54 Go on, open it!
00:26:55 One ticket left.
00:26:58 No, you do it. I can't.
00:27:01 We're going to be lucky this time.
00:27:04 I've got a funny feeling inside.
00:27:08 Which end shall I open first?
00:27:11 That end. Just a tiny bit.
00:27:15 - Like this?
00:27:19 - You finish it! I can't.
00:27:22 All right.
00:27:24 Here goes.
00:27:32 You know...
00:27:34 ...I bet those Golden Tickets
00:27:48 Lot 403.
00:27:51 I can personally guarantee...
00:27:53 ...that this is the absolutely
00:27:57 ...left in the United Kingdom.
00:27:59 Shall we start the bidding at
00:28:03 1,500 pounds?
00:28:05 2,000?
00:28:06 I have 2,500.
00:28:08 4,000?
00:28:09 4,500 pounds?
00:28:11 5,000?
00:28:13 Your Majesty!
00:28:18 I'm sorry, Mrs. Curtis.
00:28:20 There isn't anything to give us a clue.
00:28:22 They kidnapped my husband
00:28:25 When will we hear?
00:28:27 Stay calm. They want ransom.
00:28:31 I'll give them anything they want.
00:28:33 All I want is Harold back!
00:28:41 Go ahead, we're listening.
00:28:48 Whatever they asked for
00:28:51 They want your case of Wonka Bars.
00:28:59 Did you hear me?
00:29:01 It's your husband's life
00:29:06 How long do I have to think it over?
00:29:10 That's it!
00:29:11 The Wonka contest is all over.
00:29:13 The final ticket has been found...
00:29:16 ...we've got a live report in from
00:29:20 It is finished.
00:29:23 The last Golden Ticket has been found...
00:29:26 ...right here in Paraguay.
00:29:27 The finder is lucky Alberto Minoleta...
00:29:31 ...the millionaire owner
00:29:35 Here is the most recent picture
00:29:39 Turn it off!
00:29:42 Well, that's that.
00:29:44 No more Golden Tickets.
00:29:46 A lot of rubbish, the whole thing.
00:29:48 Not to Charlie, it wasn't.
00:29:50 A boy needs something to hope for.
00:29:55 Who's going to tell him?
00:29:57 Let's not wake him.
00:30:00 Yeah, let him sleep.
00:30:02 Let him have one last dream.
00:30:12 I've decided to switch
00:30:15 Which means Friday's test
00:30:19 ...will now be Monday
00:30:22 Since today's Tuesday,
00:30:24 Pencils ready!
00:30:28 Today, we are going to learn about...
00:30:32 ...percentages.
00:30:33 For example, let's take
00:30:37 Suppose there are
00:30:40 ...and you each opened
00:30:44 That number is...
00:30:47 ...a percent. Understand?
00:30:51 Madeline Durkin, how many
00:30:54 About 100.
00:30:55 There are ten 100's in 1,000,
00:31:01 Peter Goff, how many did you open?
00:31:03 150.
00:31:05 10% half over again, which makes
00:31:10 - How many did you open?
00:31:12 That's easy. 200 is twice...
00:31:15 Not 200.
00:31:17 Just 2.
00:31:19 What do you mean, you only opened 2?
00:31:22 I don't care much for chocolate.
00:31:24 I can't figure out just 2!
00:31:26 Let's pretend you opened 200.
00:31:29 If you opened 200 Wonka Bars,
00:31:33 ...you'd use 20% of 1,000...
00:31:35 ...which is 15 percent half again,
00:32:28 I'd like a bar of chocolate, please.
00:32:30 Why, sure.
00:32:31 What kind?
00:32:32 A Slugworth Sizzler?
00:32:36 - Whichever's biggest.
00:32:39 Now that the tickets are found,
00:32:56 Take it easy!
00:32:57 You'll get a stomach ache.
00:33:00 - 'Bye.
00:33:10 I think I'll buy just one more,
00:33:13 Sure.
00:33:15 Try a regular Wonka Bar.
00:33:18 Fine.
00:33:32 - Take it easy! One at a time!
00:33:35 That gambler from Paraguay
00:33:38 There's one Golden Ticket
00:33:41 The nerve of that guy!
00:33:45 He was a crook! This means
00:34:33 You got the last Golden Ticket!
00:34:35 The kid's found the last Golden Ticket!
00:34:41 Stand back!
00:34:46 Break it up!
00:34:48 Charlie! Hold onto that ticket!
00:34:51 Run for it! Run straight home!
00:34:54 Don't stop till you get there!
00:35:27 I congratulate you.
00:35:29 Well done.
00:35:31 You've found the fifth Golden Ticket.
00:35:34 May I introduce myself?
00:35:36 Arthur Slugworth.
00:35:37 President of Slugworth Chocolates.
00:35:41 Listen carefully, because
00:35:45 Mr. Wonka is working on
00:35:49 The Everlasting Gobstopper.
00:35:52 If he succeeds, he'll ruin me.
00:35:54 I want you to get just one
00:35:58 ...and bring it to me
00:36:01 Your reward will be...
00:36:03 ...10,000 of these.
00:36:05 Think it over, will you?
00:36:07 A new house for your family...
00:36:09 ...food and comfort
00:36:13 And don't forget the name...
00:36:15 ...Everlasting Gobstopper.
00:36:47 I've got it!
00:36:51 You're pulling our legs, Charlie.
00:36:53 There aren't any more Golden Tickets.
00:36:56 The last one's fake!
00:36:59 I found money, bought a Wonka Bar
00:37:03 Look at it! See for yourself!
00:37:06 Read it, Joe, for heaven's sake!
00:37:09 "Greetings to you, the lucky finder
00:37:13 "... from Mr. Willy Wonka. Present
00:37:17 "... at 10 o'clock in the morning,
00:37:22 "You may bring with you one member
00:37:27 "In your wildest dreams
00:37:30 "... the marvelous surprises
00:37:33 You've done it!
00:37:37 It says I can take somebody with me.
00:37:39 I wish you could go.
00:37:52 Charlie!
00:38:00 That's good, Charlie.
00:38:02 Now help me up.
00:38:17 Are you okay?
00:38:18 I'm fine, Charlie.
00:38:30 Watch it, Joe!
00:38:41 Look at me!
00:38:45 Look at me!
00:38:48 Up and about!
00:38:51 I haven't done this in 20 years!
00:39:01 I never thought my life could be
00:39:06 Anything but catastrophe
00:39:11 But suddenly I begin to see
00:39:15 A bit of good luck for me
00:39:20 'Cause I've got a Golden Ticket
00:39:26 I've got a golden twinkle...
00:39:30 ...in my eye
00:39:36 I never had a chance to shine
00:39:39 Never a happy song to sing
00:39:41 But suddenly half the world is mine
00:39:43 What an amazing thing
00:39:45 'Cause I've got a Golden Ticket
00:39:47 It's ours, Charlie!
00:39:49 I've got a golden sun up in the sky
00:39:53 Slippers, Charlie!
00:39:57 I never thought I'd see the day
00:40:01 Good morning
00:40:05 I never thought that I would be
00:40:08 'Cause I'd have said
00:40:10 It couldn't be done
00:40:12 But it can be done
00:40:15 The cane, Charlie!
00:40:22 Here I go!
00:40:24 Watch my speed!
00:40:33 I never dreamed that I would climb
00:40:37 But nevertheless it's there that I'm
00:40:41 'Cause I've got a Golden Ticket
00:40:44 I've got a golden chance to make my way
00:40:48 And with a Golden Ticket
00:41:09 Good morning! Look at the sun!
00:41:17 'Cause I'd have said
00:41:21 But it can be done
00:41:24 I never dreamed that I would climb
00:41:28 But, nevertheless, it's there that I'm
00:41:32 'Cause I've got a Golden Ticket
00:41:35 I've got a Golden Ticket
00:41:37 I've got a golden chance to make my way
00:41:41 And with a Golden Ticket
00:41:50 Stop! It says the first of October.
00:41:53 We've got a lot to do! Comb your hair,
00:41:58 - I'll take care of everything.
00:42:01 Grandpa... on the way home today,
00:42:30 Hey, Mom, we're on TV!
00:42:32 Hi, everybody in Marble Falls!
00:42:34 Hi, Billy! Hi, Maggie! Hi, Fishface!
00:42:37 How do I look?
00:42:38 - You guys ready?
00:42:39 This is the big day.
00:42:41 The day Willy Wonka will open his gates
00:42:46 From over the globe, people have
00:42:50 ...to see that legendary magician,
00:42:56 Hi, friends! Don't forget
00:42:59 Cut it out, Dad!
00:43:02 Hi, Cornelia! I've still got it.
00:43:19 I want to go in first, before anybody.
00:43:22 Anything you say.
00:43:27 Save some room for later,
00:43:33 I don't believe it! We did it.
00:43:37 To see the greatest of them all,
00:45:26 Thank you.
00:45:28 Welcome, my friends.
00:45:30 Welcome to my chocolate factory.
00:45:32 Would you come forward?
00:45:35 Get back!
00:45:43 That's Slugworth,
00:45:50 Welcome.
00:45:53 I'm so glad you could come.
00:45:55 This is going to be such an
00:45:59 I think you will.
00:46:01 Please show me your Golden tickets.
00:46:04 I'm Veruca Salt.
00:46:06 Dear Veruca, what a pleasure!
00:46:08 You look pretty in that mink coat!
00:46:10 I've got three others.
00:46:13 Overjoyed to see you, sir.
00:46:17 Augustus Gloop.
00:46:18 Augustus, my dear boy!
00:46:20 Good to see you, and in such fine shape!
00:46:23 This must be the radiant Mrs. Gloop.
00:46:27 - Violet Beauregarde.
00:46:30 What kind of gum you got?
00:46:32 Charming!
00:46:34 Sam Beauregarde here!
00:46:35 What a genuine pleasure.
00:46:37 Any automotive needs, call.
00:46:40 "With Sam B., it's a guarantee!"
00:46:43 I'm Mike Teevee.
00:46:45 Wham, you're dead!
00:46:47 Wonderful to meet you!
00:46:49 Mrs. Teevee, how do you do?
00:46:51 - What an adorable boy you have.
00:46:54 Charlie Bucket.
00:46:55 I read all about you in the papers.
00:47:00 My grandfather, Grandpa Joe.
00:47:01 Delighted.
00:47:03 Overjoyed. Enraptured. Entranced.
00:47:05 Are we ready?
00:47:07 In with you!
00:47:43 Hats, coats, galoshes over here.
00:47:46 Hurry, we have so much time
00:47:49 Wait a minute! Strike that.
00:47:51 Reverse it. Thank you.
00:47:56 - When do I get my chocolate?
00:47:59 Boy, what weird coat hangers!
00:48:03 Surprises around every corner, but
00:48:08 As soon as your outer vestments
00:48:11 ...we'll begin.
00:48:13 Now...
00:48:14 ...will the children
00:48:28 Accidents? What kind of accidents?
00:48:30 I didn't know we had to sign anything.
00:48:33 I can't read the bottom.
00:48:35 Violet, you first.
00:48:37 Sign here.
00:48:38 Hold it!
00:48:39 Let me through.
00:48:42 What's this about?
00:48:43 Standard form of contract.
00:48:45 Don't talk contracts, I use them myself.
00:48:49 You wouldn't begrudge me
00:48:53 I don't sign anything without my lawyer.
00:48:54 - Veruca don't sign anything either!
00:48:57 I'm sorry. House rules.
00:48:59 - I want to go in. Don't try to stop me!
00:49:03 Give me that pen!
00:49:08 Nicely handled! She's a girl
00:49:13 What's all that small print?
00:49:16 Any problems? Dial Information.
00:49:22 I assume there's
00:49:25 Never between friends.
00:49:26 Saw this in a movie. A guy signed
00:49:30 - Then he bumped her off.
00:49:32 What about me, Grandpa?
00:49:33 Sign away, Charlie!
00:49:35 Let's go in! Come on!
00:49:38 Patience.
00:49:41 Everyone signed? Yes?
00:49:43 Good. On we go!
00:49:54 Ninety-nine...
00:49:56 ...forty-four...
00:49:57 ...one hundred percent pure.
00:50:01 Just through the other door, please.
00:50:05 There's some mistake here.
00:50:08 There is no other door.
00:50:10 There's no way out!
00:50:11 I know there's a door here someplace.
00:50:14 I don't like this, Wonka!
00:50:16 Is this a trick?
00:50:18 Mr. Wonka, help!
00:50:20 I'm getting squashed!
00:50:22 Is it my soul that calls my name?
00:50:24 Let me out or I'll scream!
00:50:26 - Somebody's touching me!
00:50:28 Question time will come at the end
00:50:35 - Here we are.
00:50:37 That's the way we came in.
00:50:38 It is? Are you sure?
00:50:41 We've just come through there.
00:50:43 How do you like that?
00:50:46 - There we are.
00:50:48 A funhouse?
00:50:50 Why? Having fun?
00:50:51 I'm not going in there.
00:50:53 We're getting out of here.
00:50:55 You can't get out backwards.
00:50:59 Better press on.
00:51:01 - The room is getting smaller.
00:51:04 - He's getting bigger.
00:51:06 - Where's the chocolate?
00:51:09 I doubt if any of us will get out alive.
00:51:12 Never doubt what nobody is sure about.
00:51:15 You can't squeeze me through that door.
00:51:17 You're off your nut.
00:51:20 My dear friends...
00:51:21 ...you are now about to enter
00:51:24 ...to the entire Wonka factory.
00:51:27 Inside this room,
00:51:32 And some of my realities become dreams.
00:51:34 And almost everything you'll see
00:51:38 I mean, you can eat almost everything.
00:51:40 Let me in, I'm starving!
00:51:42 Don't get overexcited.
00:51:45 We wouldn't want to lose that.
00:51:49 Yet.
00:51:51 Now, the combination.
00:51:53 This is a musical lock.
00:51:57 Rachmaninoff.
00:51:58 Ladies and gentlemen...
00:52:01 ...boys and girls...
00:52:04 ...the Chocolate Room.
00:52:43 Hold your breath. Make a wish.
00:52:46 Count to three.
00:52:48 Come with me
00:52:50 And you'll be
00:52:52 In a world of pure imagination
00:52:56 Take a look
00:52:58 And you'll see into your imagination
00:53:09 We'll begin
00:53:12 With a spin
00:53:14 Traveling in the world of my creation
00:53:18 What we'll see will defy
00:53:23 Explanation
00:53:35 If you want to view paradise
00:53:39 Simply look around and view it
00:53:44 Anything you want to, do it
00:53:47 Want to change the world
00:53:51 There's nothing to it
00:54:02 Hurry, Violet!
00:54:03 This way, Grandpa!
00:54:11 There is no life I know
00:54:14 To compare with pure imagination
00:54:18 Living there
00:54:21 If you truly wish to be
00:55:06 If you want to view paradise
00:55:10 Simply look around and view it
00:55:14 Anything you want to, do it
00:55:18 Want to change the world
00:55:20 There's nothing...
00:55:23 ...to it
00:55:36 There is no life I know
00:55:42 To compare with pure imagination
00:55:48 Living there
00:55:52 You'll be free
00:55:55 If you truly...
00:56:01 ...wish to be
00:56:16 What a disgusting, dirty river!
00:56:18 It's industrial waste.
00:56:20 A ruined watershed, Wonka.
00:56:22 It's chocolate.
00:56:23 That's chocolate?
00:56:25 That's chocolate.
00:56:26 A chocolate river.
00:56:28 The most fantastic thing I've ever seen.
00:56:31 10,000 gallons an hour.
00:56:32 Look at my waterfall.
00:56:37 It's mixing my chocolate.
00:56:41 No other factory in the world
00:56:46 But it's the only way
00:56:49 Grandpa, look over across the river!
00:56:52 Little men!
00:56:53 Jumping crocodiles, Charlie!
00:56:55 Now we know who makes it.
00:56:57 I never saw anybody
00:57:01 Funny looking people.
00:57:03 What are they doing?
00:57:05 Creaming and sugaring time.
00:57:07 - They can't be real people.
00:57:10 Nonsense!
00:57:11 No, Oompa Loompas.
00:57:15 From Loompaland.
00:57:16 Loompaland?
00:57:18 Excuse me, dear lady...
00:57:19 I teach geography.
00:57:21 Then you know all about it.
00:57:22 And what a terrible country it is.
00:57:24 Nothing but desolate wastes
00:57:28 The poor little Oompa Loompas
00:57:31 ...they would get gobbled up.
00:57:34 A Wangdoodle would eat
00:57:37 And so I said...
00:57:39 "Come and live with me
00:57:42 "... away from all the Wangdoodles
00:57:45 "... and Snozzwangers
00:57:49 Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids?
00:57:53 I'm sorry, questions
00:57:56 So, in the greatest of secrecy...
00:57:58 ...I transported the entire population
00:58:02 I want an Oompa Loompa.
00:58:06 All right, I'll get you one
00:58:09 I want an Oompa Loompa now!
00:58:11 Can it, you nit!
00:58:13 This is terrific.
00:58:15 - Grandpa, look at Augustus.
00:58:19 Augustus, sweetheart,
00:58:23 Don't do that! My chocolate
00:58:28 Don't do that!
00:58:31 Please, I beg you!
00:58:34 My chocolate!
00:58:35 Help!
00:58:38 My chocolate!
00:58:41 Don't just stand there!
00:58:44 Help. Police. Murder.
00:58:47 Grab this!
00:58:50 What's happening to him?
00:58:52 - Looks like he's drowning.
00:58:54 - Save him!
00:58:55 - Too late?
00:58:57 - The suction's got him.
00:59:00 Where is he?
00:59:01 Watch the pipe.
00:59:03 How long is he going to stay down?
00:59:05 - He can't swim!
00:59:08 His coat's going up the pipe!
00:59:10 Call a plumber!
00:59:11 He's stuck in the pipe, isn't he?
00:59:13 It's his stomach.
00:59:16 - He's blocking the chocolate!
00:59:19 The pressure will get him out.
00:59:24 I wonder how long it's going to take?
00:59:26 The suspense is terrible.
00:59:29 I hope it'll last.
00:59:33 He'll never get out.
00:59:35 Yes, he will.
00:59:36 Remember you once asked me
00:59:41 He'll be marshmallows in 5 seconds!
00:59:43 - Impossible, dear lady! Unthinkable!
00:59:47 Because that pipe
00:59:49 You terrible man!
00:59:53 Take Mrs. Gloop to the Fudge Room,
00:59:56 ...or her boy will get in the boiler.
00:59:59 You boiled him up!
01:00:01 Nil desperandum. Across the desert
01:00:04 Goodbye, Mrs. Gloop.
01:00:06 Adieu! Auf wiedersehen.
01:00:12 Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do
01:00:14 I've got a perfect puzzle for you
01:00:18 Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Dee
01:00:21 If you are wise you'll listen to me
01:00:24 What do you get
01:00:28 Eating as much as an elephant eats
01:00:31 What are you at getting terribly fat?
01:00:34 What do you think will come of that?
01:00:39 I don't like the look of it
01:00:41 Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Da
01:00:44 If you're not greedy,
01:00:47 You will live in happiness too
01:00:51 Like the Oompa Loompa
01:01:04 What kind of place you running here?
01:01:11 What's he talking about?
01:01:32 Wow, what a boat!
01:01:33 Looks good enough to eat!
01:01:36 That's a nice little canoe.
01:01:38 "All I ask is a tall ship
01:01:42 All aboard!
01:01:43 Ladies first.
01:01:46 If she's a lady,
01:01:49 - You sure this thing will float?
01:01:53 She's très jolie,
01:01:55 Nothing to worry about.
01:01:59 - You took good care of that August kid.
01:02:04 You're going to love this.
01:02:06 Just love it.
01:02:38 I want a boat like this. A beautiful
01:02:42 What she wants is a kick in the pants.
01:02:45 I'm going to be seasick.
01:02:47 - Try one of these.
01:02:48 Rainbow drops.
01:02:51 Spitting's a dirty habit.
01:02:53 I know a worse one.
01:03:06 - What business are you in?
01:03:21 Where are we going?
01:03:23 I don't like that tunnel.
01:03:25 I want off!
01:03:26 Around the world and home again.
01:03:32 I don't like this ride, Daddy!
01:03:38 We're going too fast!
01:03:40 We're going to sink!
01:03:42 - Why doesn't he stop the boat?!
01:03:44 Close your eyes and hang on tight!
01:03:51 - What is this, a freak-out?!
01:03:54 You can't possibly see
01:03:56 You're right. I can't.
01:03:58 This would make a great series!
01:04:02 - This is kind of strange.
01:04:09 I want to get off the boat, Wonka!
01:04:13 I may get sick!
01:04:14 This is going too far!
01:04:16 Tell that little guy to turn us around!
01:04:19 Now I am going to be sick!
01:04:28 There's no earthly way of knowing
01:04:33 Which direction we are going
01:04:37 There's no knowing where we're rowing
01:04:41 Or which way the river's flowing
01:04:45 Is it raining
01:04:47 Is it snowing
01:04:49 Is a hurricane a-blowing
01:04:55 Not a speck of light is showing,
01:04:59 Are the fires of hell a-blowing?
01:05:03 Is the grizzly reaper mowing?
01:05:06 Yes!
01:05:07 The danger must be growing
01:05:12 And they're certainly not showing...
01:05:15 ...any signs that they are slowing!
01:05:24 Make him stop, Daddy!
01:05:26 - This has gone far enough!
01:05:28 Stop the boat!
01:05:31 - We're there.
01:05:33 Here.
01:05:34 A small step for mankind,
01:05:38 All ashore!
01:05:40 Let me off this freight!
01:05:42 - Why don't they show that stuff on TV?
01:05:45 What a nightmare!
01:05:47 Daddy, I do not want a boat like this.
01:05:50 "Dairy cream. "
01:05:51 "Whipped cream. "
01:05:52 - "Coffee cream. "
01:05:54 "Hair cream?"
01:05:59 That's not French.
01:06:07 I can't take much more.
01:06:12 The Inventing Room.
01:06:15 Now remember, no messing about.
01:06:17 No touching, no tasting, no telling.
01:06:20 No telling what?
01:06:21 All of my most secret inventions
01:06:26 Old Slugworth would give his false teeth
01:06:30 So don't touch a thing!
01:06:58 Inventing room?
01:06:59 Looks more like a Turkish bath.
01:07:01 Even if Slugworth did get in here,
01:07:05 - You got a garbage strike?
01:07:08 Shouldn't you wear gloves?
01:07:09 You'll have health inspectors after you.
01:07:11 Invention, my dear friends,
01:07:15 ...6% electricity...
01:07:18 ...4% evaporation...
01:07:20 ...and 2% butterscotch ripple.
01:07:22 That's one hundred and five percent!
01:07:25 Any good?
01:07:27 Yes.
01:07:29 Excuse me.
01:07:33 Time is a precious thing.
01:07:38 - He's absolutely bonkers!
01:07:44 In springtime
01:07:48 Birds sing
01:07:51 Sweet lovers love...
01:07:54 ...the spring
01:07:58 I told you not to, silly boy.
01:08:00 Your teeth!
01:08:02 Boy, that's great stuff.
01:08:04 That's exploding candy,
01:08:07 Not ready yet.
01:08:20 What's that for?
01:08:22 Gives it a little kick.
01:08:26 Wonka!
01:08:29 Butterscotch? Buttergin?
01:08:31 Something going on inside?
01:08:33 "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. "
01:08:40 What's the matter?
01:08:43 Too cold! Far too cold.
01:08:45 That's gourmet cooking for you.
01:08:48 No! Don't, please.
01:08:50 Forgive me, but no one
01:08:53 This is the most secret machine
01:08:57 - This one's going to sizzle Slugworth.
01:09:02 - Would you like to see?
01:09:27 What's it do?
01:09:29 Can't you see?
01:09:32 Everlasting Gobstoppers?
01:09:34 For children with little pocket money.
01:09:37 I want an Everlasting Gobstopper!
01:09:39 - Me, too!
01:09:40 Fantastic. Revolutionize the industry.
01:09:43 You suck them and they'll
01:09:47 ...I think.
01:09:48 - Few more tests.
01:09:51 I'm a trifle deaf in this ear.
01:09:54 - Who wants an Everlasting Gobstopper?
01:09:59 I can only give them to you if you
01:10:03 And never show them
01:10:08 Agreed?
01:10:09 Agreed!
01:10:10 Good. One for you,
01:10:14 What about Charlie?
01:10:15 And one for Charlie.
01:10:17 Hey, she's got two!
01:10:19 - Stop squawking, you twit!
01:10:22 And one is enough for anybody.
01:10:27 If you'll follow me...
01:10:29 ...I have something special to show you.
01:10:32 It's special, all right.
01:10:34 I only hope Veruca doesn't want one.
01:10:36 What a contraption!
01:10:37 Isn't she scrumptious?
01:10:39 My revolutionary,
01:10:43 Button, button,
01:10:45 It's over there.
01:10:48 - Here?
01:11:05 What you are witnessing, dear friends...
01:11:07 ...is the most enormous miracle
01:11:10 The creation of a confectionery giant!
01:11:23 - Finito!
01:11:25 Don't you know what this is?
01:11:27 - By gum, it's gum!
01:11:29 It's the most fabulous,
01:11:33 What's so fab about it?
01:11:34 - This piece of gum is a 3-course dinner.
01:11:38 - Roast beef, but it's not right yet.
01:11:41 I wouldn't do that.
01:11:43 If it's gum, that's for me.
01:11:45 Violet, don't do anything stupid.
01:11:47 What's it taste like?
01:11:50 Madness! It's tomato soup!
01:11:53 It's creamy. I can feel it
01:11:56 Stop. Don't.
01:11:57 Why doesn't she listen?
01:11:59 Because, Charlie, she's a nitwit.
01:12:02 Great soup!
01:12:03 The second course is coming.
01:12:05 Roast beef and a baked potato!
01:12:08 With sour cream?
01:12:12 - What's for dessert?
01:12:15 Blueberry pie and cream! It's
01:12:19 - What's happening to your face?
01:12:21 Let me finish.
01:12:23 You're face is turning blue!
01:12:25 - You're turning violet, Violet!
01:12:28 I told you I hadn't got it right yet.
01:12:30 Look what it's done to my kid!
01:12:33 It always goes wrong when we
01:12:38 What are you doing!
01:12:39 - You're blowing up!
01:12:41 - I'm not surprised.
01:12:43 - You're like a balloon!
01:12:45 - Call a doctor!
01:12:48 - She'll pop!
01:12:50 - They all become blueberries.
01:12:53 I'll break you for this!
01:12:55 I'll get it right in the end.
01:12:57 Help!
01:12:58 We've got to let the air out of her!
01:13:01 There's no air.
01:13:03 - That's juice.
01:13:04 Would you roll her down
01:13:08 - What for?
01:13:10 She has to be squeezed
01:13:12 - Explodes?!
01:13:16 Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do
01:13:19 I've got another puzzle for you
01:13:23 Oompa Loompa Doompa Da Dee
01:13:26 If you are wise you'll listen to me
01:13:30 Gum chewing's fine
01:13:33 It stops you from smoking
01:13:37 But it's repulsive
01:13:41 Chewing and chewing
01:13:43 All day long
01:13:46 The way that a cow does
01:13:50 Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Da
01:13:54 Given good manners
01:13:57 You will live in happiness too
01:14:01 Like the Oompa Loompa
01:14:09 I'll get even with you for this,
01:14:13 I got a blueberry for a daughter!
01:14:16 "Where is fancy bred?
01:14:22 Shall we roll on?
01:14:27 Thank you.
01:14:30 Well, well, well!
01:14:35 Three good, sweet little children left.
01:14:40 Hurry, please.
01:14:46 Wait a minute.
01:14:49 Lickable wallpaper for nursery walls.
01:14:52 Lick an orange or pineapple.
01:14:58 I got a plum!
01:15:00 Grandpa, this banana's fantastic!
01:15:04 Try some more. The strawberries
01:15:07 The snozzberries
01:15:10 Snozzberries?
01:15:14 We are the music makers.
01:15:16 And we are the dreamers of dreams.
01:15:21 Come along.
01:15:25 Something very unusual in here.
01:15:29 Bubbles, bubbles everywhere,
01:15:32 Yet.
01:15:33 What's it making?
01:15:35 Fizzy-Lifting drinks. They fill you
01:15:40 ...off the ground like a balloon.
01:15:42 Isn't it high?
01:15:44 But it's still too powerful.
01:15:46 Let us try some!
01:15:48 No, no. There'd be children
01:15:53 Come along, don't hang about.
01:15:55 You'll be wild about this next one.
01:15:59 Let's take a drink.
01:16:02 A small one won't hurt us.
01:16:09 Not bad.
01:16:12 Well?
01:16:14 Nothing's happening.
01:16:16 You're right, Charlie.
01:16:21 I feel terribly strange.
01:16:23 - What do we do now?
01:16:27 - Mr. Wonka isn't going to like this!
01:16:31 - You're right, but...
01:16:33 All right, Charlie,
01:16:37 It's fun! It works!
01:16:41 - I haven't swam in 20 years.
01:16:44 I don't think I ought to.
01:16:49 This is great!
01:16:51 Try this, Grandpa!
01:16:53 All right, Charlie.
01:16:59 - I'm a shooting star!
01:17:04 This is really great!
01:17:06 Look, I'm a bird!
01:17:10 I feel light as a feather.
01:17:13 Look down.
01:17:14 We're really high now.
01:17:20 Watch this, Grandpa.
01:17:25 Wonderful, Charlie!
01:17:27 - Try it, Grandpa!
01:17:29 Come on, Grandpa!
01:17:31 All right.
01:17:35 Hey, you did it, Grandpa!
01:17:39 I hit an air pocket.
01:17:41 You can fly to the moon this way!
01:17:43 Let's fly south for the winter.
01:17:45 Why not?
01:17:48 I'm a bird!
01:17:50 I'm a plane!
01:17:51 I'm...
01:17:52 ...going too high!
01:17:55 Hey, Grandpa, I can't get down!
01:17:57 Help!
01:17:59 Grandpa, the fan!
01:18:00 It’ll chop us to bits!
01:18:03 We're in trouble!
01:18:05 It's pulling me in!
01:18:07 I can't stop!
01:18:09 - What do we do?
01:18:12 There's nothing to grab onto! Help!
01:18:15 We'll be killed!
01:18:17 Help! Help!
01:18:18 Mr. Wonka, please!
01:18:25 I'm going down!
01:18:27 Burp! If you don't,
01:18:30 - I can't! Help!
01:18:32 It's the only way!
01:18:34 That-a-boy! Burp again!
01:18:37 That-a-boy! Come on!
01:18:41 That's wonderful, Charlie!
01:18:50 Grab on.
01:19:01 Good boy!
01:19:03 From now on
01:19:05 Let's catch up to the others!
01:19:10 I know what you're thinking.
01:19:12 They can't be doing that.
01:19:14 But they are. They have to.
01:19:16 The Oompa Loompas can't do it.
01:19:19 The geese that lay the golden eggs!
01:19:21 They're larger than ordinary geese.
01:19:24 They're quadruple-size,
01:19:27 ...octuple-size eggs.
01:19:30 But Easter's over!
01:19:32 They don't know that.
01:19:34 I'm trying to get ahead for next year.
01:19:38 What if they drop an egg?
01:19:40 An omelet fit for a king, sir.
01:19:43 Are they chocolate eggs?
01:19:45 Golden chocolate eggs!
01:19:48 But don't get too close.
01:19:49 The geese are temperamental.
01:19:53 The Eggdicator tells the difference
01:19:57 ...and a bad egg.
01:19:59 If it's good, it's shined
01:20:02 If it's a bad egg...
01:20:05 ...down the chute.
01:20:11 An educated Eggdicator.
01:20:13 It's a lot of nonsense.
01:20:15 A little nonsense now and then...
01:20:18 ...Is relished by the wisest men.
01:20:22 I want a golden goose!
01:20:24 Here we go again.
01:20:25 All right, sweetheart.
01:20:27 You'll get one as soon as we get home.
01:20:30 No, I want one of those!
01:20:33 How much do you want for the goose?
01:20:35 - Not for sale.
01:20:37 She can't have one.
01:20:38 Who says I can't?
01:20:39 - The man with the hat.
01:20:41 I want a golden goose!
01:20:44 Gooses!
01:20:45 Geeses!
01:20:46 I want my geese to lay
01:20:49 - It will, sweetheart.
01:20:52 - Anything you say.
01:20:55 I want a feast.
01:20:56 You ate before you came.
01:20:58 I want a bean-feast
01:21:00 One of those.
01:21:01 Cream buns and doughnuts
01:21:04 - So good you could go nuts
01:21:08 No, now! I want a ball!
01:21:11 I want a party
01:21:13 Pink macaroons
01:21:16 And performing baboons and...
01:21:18 ...give it to me
01:21:20 Now!
01:21:21 I want the world
01:21:23 I want the whole world
01:21:26 I want to lock it all up in my pocket
01:21:30 Give it to me now
01:21:34 I want today
01:21:36 I want tomorrow
01:21:38 I want to wear them
01:21:41 And I don't want to share them
01:21:47 I want a party with roomfuls of laughter
01:21:51 10,000 tons of ice cream
01:21:54 And if I don't get the things I am after
01:21:58 I'm going to scream
01:22:12 I want the works
01:22:14 I want the whole works
01:22:15 Presents and prizes
01:22:18 Of all shapes and sizes
01:22:21 Don't care how
01:22:26 Don't care how
01:22:38 She was a bad egg.
01:22:41 Where's she gone?
01:22:42 Where all the other bad eggs go.
01:22:46 The garbage chute!
01:22:48 Where does it lead to?
01:22:50 To the furnace.
01:22:52 The furnace?
01:22:54 - She'll sizzle like a sausage.
01:22:57 She could be stuck inside the tube.
01:23:00 Hold on!
01:23:01 Veruca! Sweetheart!
01:23:03 Daddy's coming!
01:23:07 There'll be a lot of garbage today.
01:23:10 Mr. Salt finally got what he wanted.
01:23:13 - What's that?
01:23:16 Mr. Wonka, they won't really
01:23:20 I think that furnace is lit
01:23:24 So they have a good sporting chance.
01:23:27 Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do
01:23:31 I've got another puzzle for you
01:23:34 Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Dee
01:23:38 If you are wise you'll listen to me
01:23:41 Who do you blame
01:23:45 Pampered and spoiled
01:23:48 Blaming the kids
01:23:52 You know exactly
01:23:54 Who's to blame
01:23:57 The mother and the father
01:24:01 Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Da
01:24:04 If you're not spoiled
01:24:08 You will live in happiness too
01:24:13 Like the Oompa Loompa
01:24:18 The children are
01:24:21 We still have each other.
01:24:25 Can't we sit down for a minute?
01:24:27 - The pace is killing me.
01:24:36 Behold the Wonkamobile!
01:24:38 "A thing of beauty is a joy forever. "
01:24:40 Places, please.
01:24:43 Grab a seat, they're going fast!
01:24:46 What's that they're filling it up with?
01:24:49 Ginger ale, ginger pop,
01:24:52 ...bubble cola, double cola,
01:24:55 ...that carbonated stuff
01:24:58 Few people realize the power
01:25:02 I'm sorry I asked.
01:25:04 Would Slugworth pay extra
01:25:07 Just keep your eyes open
01:25:11 Everybody set?
01:25:13 Will this go fast?
01:25:14 It should. It's got more gas
01:25:17 Hold on. I'm going to open her up
01:25:29 Swifter than eagles...
01:25:32 ...stronger than lions.
01:25:42 It's getting in my eyes!
01:25:44 It's seeping in my shoes!
01:25:46 I'm soaked!
01:25:49 It's sticking to my gun!
01:25:59 My dress! My hair! My face!
01:26:03 I'm sending you
01:26:09 I'm dry cleaned!
01:26:15 Hey, Grandpa...
01:26:17 ...what was that we just went through?
01:26:19 Hsaw Aknow.
01:26:21 - Is that Japanese?
01:26:24 That's it. The journey's over.
01:26:26 Finest bath I've had in twenty years!
01:26:29 Let's do it again!
01:26:30 - That's as far as it goes?
01:26:34 If the Lord meant for us to walk
01:26:38 Would you put these on?
01:26:40 We have to be careful.
01:26:43 There's dangerous stuff inside.
01:26:48 Wonkavision!
01:26:50 My very latest and greatest invention.
01:26:53 - It's television!
01:26:55 You all know how
01:26:59 I do! You photograph something...
01:27:01 ...then it's split
01:27:04 ...that fly through the air and arrive
01:27:09 You should open your mouth
01:27:12 If they can do it with a photograph...
01:27:15 ...why not a bar of chocolate?
01:27:20 I shall now send this chocolate bar
01:27:24 It has to be big, because
01:27:28 ...it always ends up smaller.
01:27:31 Goggles on, please.
01:27:34 Lights... camera...
01:27:37 ...action!
01:27:40 You can remove your goggles.
01:27:42 Where's the chocolate?
01:27:44 It's flying over our heads
01:27:49 Now watch the screen.
01:27:53 Here it comes.
01:27:56 There it is.
01:27:58 Take it.
01:27:59 How? It's just a picture.
01:28:01 All right, you take it.
01:28:04 It's real!
01:28:05 Taste it!
01:28:06 It's just gotten smaller.
01:28:10 It's perfect!
01:28:11 Unbelievable!
01:28:12 A miracle!
01:28:13 A TV dinner!
01:28:14 It's Wonkavision.
01:28:15 It could change the world!
01:28:17 Can you send other things?
01:28:19 - Not just chocolate.
01:28:21 What about people?
01:28:23 People?
01:28:26 I don't really know.
01:28:29 Yes, I'm sure I could.
01:28:32 But it might have messy results.
01:28:34 I'm going to be the first person
01:28:37 Get away!
01:28:38 Stop. Don't. Come back.
01:28:40 Lights... camera... action!
01:28:46 Where are you?
01:28:47 He's up there, in a million pieces.
01:28:50 - Mike, are you there?
01:28:56 Mike? Why is he taking so long?
01:28:59 A million pieces
01:29:01 - Where are they?
01:29:04 - Is it Mike?
01:29:08 The little groover's getting smaller.
01:29:10 Look at me! I'm the first person
01:29:15 Wow, what a wild trip that was!
01:29:18 It's the greatest thing
01:29:20 Am I coming in clear?
01:29:24 Great. He's completely unharmed.
01:29:26 You call that unharmed?!
01:29:29 Wow! That was something!
01:29:32 There'll be nothing!
01:29:34 Don't worry, Mom.
01:29:36 I'm famous! I'm a TV star!
01:29:38 Wait till the kids hear!
01:29:40 No one will hear!
01:29:42 Where are you taking me?
01:29:44 I don't want to go in there!
01:29:45 Be quiet!
01:29:47 Well?
01:29:49 Fortunately, small boys
01:29:52 So, I think we'll put him in my
01:29:57 To the Taffy-Pulling Room.
01:29:58 The boy is in his mother's purse.
01:30:04 What's he saying?
01:30:06 No, I won't hold you responsible.
01:30:10 And now, my dearest lady,
01:30:14 No, no! Don't speak!
01:30:16 For some moments in life,
01:30:27 Adieu.
01:30:29 "Parting is such sweet sorrow. "
01:30:41 Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do
01:30:44 I've got another puzzle for you
01:30:48 Oompa Loompa Doompa Da Dee
01:30:52 If you are wise you'll listen to me
01:30:55 What do you get from a glut of TV?
01:30:58 A pain in the neck and an IQ of 3
01:31:02 Why don't you try simply reading a book?
01:31:05 Or could you just not bear to look?
01:31:08 You'll get no
01:31:13 You'll get no commercials
01:31:16 Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Da
01:31:20 If you like reading you will go far
01:31:24 You will live in happiness too
01:31:28 Like the...
01:31:30 ...Oompa...
01:31:32 ...Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do!
01:31:38 So much to do, so much to do.
01:31:43 I must answer that note from the queen.
01:31:47 What will happen to the others?
01:31:50 My dear boy...
01:31:52 ...they'll be quite all right.
01:31:54 When they leave here they'll be restored
01:31:59 But maybe a little wiser for the wear.
01:32:02 Don't worry.
01:32:04 What do we do now, Mr. Wonka?
01:32:07 I hope you enjoyed yourselves.
01:32:11 Up the stairs. I'm busy.
01:32:13 A whole day wasted.
01:32:20 What happened?
01:32:24 I don't know, Charlie.
01:32:26 But I'm going to find out.
01:32:46 I am extraordinarily busy, sir.
01:32:49 I wanted to ask about the chocolate.
01:32:52 The lifetime supply of chocolate?
01:32:56 When does he get it?
01:32:57 - He doesn't.
01:33:00 Because he broke the rules.
01:33:02 What rules?
01:33:05 Wrong, sir! Wrong!
01:33:07 Under Section 37-B of the
01:33:11 ...it states clearly that all offers
01:33:15 ...and you can read it
01:33:19 "I, the undersigned...
01:33:20 "... shall forfeit all rights,
01:33:23 "... herein contained," et cetera...
01:33:26 "... fax mentis...
01:33:27 "... incendium gloria culpam,"
01:33:30 "Memo bis punitor della cattum!"
01:33:33 It's all there! Black and white!
01:33:36 You stole Fizzy-Lifting drinks!
01:33:39 You bumped into the ceiling
01:33:43 So you get nothing!
01:33:45 You lose!
01:33:46 Good day, sir!
01:33:49 You're a crook!
01:33:51 A cheat and a swindler,
01:33:54 How can you do this?!
01:33:56 Build up a little boy's hopes and
01:34:00 You're an inhuman monster!
01:34:02 I said, "Good day"!
01:34:08 Come on, Charlie.
01:34:11 I'll get even,
01:34:14 If Slugworth wants a Gobstopper,
01:34:50 "So shines a good deed...
01:34:53 "... in a weary world. "
01:34:59 My boy.
01:35:01 You've won!
01:35:03 You did it! You did it!
01:35:05 I knew you would!
01:35:09 Forgive me for putting you through this.
01:35:12 Come in, Mr. Wilkinson.
01:35:16 - Pleasure.
01:35:17 That's not Slugworth!
01:35:20 - For you?
01:35:22 And you passed the test.
01:35:26 - Won what?
01:35:28 - The grand and glorious jackpot!
01:35:31 The chocolate, yes.
01:35:34 We have so much time
01:35:38 Strike that. Reverse it.
01:35:40 This way, please!
01:35:42 We'll take the Wonkavator.
01:35:45 Step in, Charlie.
01:35:55 - This is the great glass Wonkavator.
01:36:00 A Wonkavator.
01:36:02 But the Wonkavator goes
01:36:05 And frontways?
01:36:07 ...and any ways you can think of.
01:36:09 It can take you to any room by pressing
01:36:14 Press a button and zing!
01:36:17 And up until now,
01:36:20 Except one.
01:36:23 This one.
01:36:25 Go ahead, Charlie.
01:36:26 Me?
01:36:30 There it goes!
01:36:34 Hold on tight!
01:36:36 I'm not exactly sure
01:36:39 Faster! If we don't pick up speed,
01:36:43 Through what?
01:36:45 - You mean, we're going..?
01:36:47 This roof is glass.
01:36:50 - We'll be cut to ribbons!
01:36:57 Hold on, everybody!
01:36:59 Here it comes!
01:37:17 - You did it! Congratulations!
01:37:21 Our town looks so pretty.
01:37:23 Look over here, Charlie.
01:37:25 I think I see our house.
01:37:29 It really looks beautiful.
01:37:30 There's my school!
01:37:38 How did you like the chocolate factory?
01:37:41 It's the most wonderful place
01:37:44 I'm pleased to hear you say that...
01:37:46 ...because I'm giving it to you.
01:37:50 - What?
01:37:52 - You're giving Charlie the...
01:37:55 And I don't really want to try.
01:37:57 Who can I trust to run the factory, and
01:38:02 Not a grown-up.
01:38:04 A grown-up would do
01:38:07 That's why I decided long ago
01:38:11 A very honest...
01:38:13 ...loving child...
01:38:15 ...to whom I can tell all my
01:38:19 - That's why you sent the Golden Tickets.
01:38:22 The factory's yours.
01:38:24 - And me?
01:38:27 - What happens to the rest...
01:38:29 I want you to bring them all.
01:38:35 But Charlie...
01:38:37 ...don't forget what happened to the man
01:38:41 What happened?
01:38:42 He lived happily ever after.