Win a Date with Tad Hamilton

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00:02:25 And now for all you romantics
00:02:34 Hello, Betty.
00:02:37 Shouldn't you be at the hospital,
00:02:42 Is there any way you can find it
00:02:48 I wonder if these two get together.
00:02:54 I'll forgive you on one condition.
00:02:57 - What's that?
00:03:28 Explain one thing to me.
00:03:31 What kind of desperate and pathetic
00:03:38 would actually buy that as an ending?
00:03:47 Rosie, do you think that in real life
00:03:50 Tad Hamilton is the man
00:03:53 Absolutely. I mean,
00:04:00 What do you think Tad Hamilton
00:04:05 I'll bet he's in church.
00:04:13 Watch this.
00:04:17 Yeah! Whoo!
00:04:25 - Told you that was him, right?
00:04:28 Tad Hamilton.
00:04:29 You don't make it easy on us, Tad.
00:04:31 What do you mean?
00:04:33 This is the shot the paparazzi got.
00:04:37 Congratulations. You're actually
00:04:41 leering and groping at the same time.
00:04:43 Which, on the one hand, is just about
00:04:48 Richard.
00:04:49 But, on the other hand, it can be argued
00:04:55 You play characters who have heart.
00:04:57 This is a person
00:05:00 I can't believe you guys are blaming
00:05:04 You are not unemployed.
00:05:08 You are simply between
00:05:12 As are we, since we both get
00:05:19 But this isn't about us.
00:05:21 Whatever happened to that part in the
00:05:26 Well, he's taking a breath.
00:05:30 - He's what?
00:05:33 He's pausing before deciding.
00:05:35 He's hemming and hawing
00:05:38 And this is only going
00:05:41 - What do we do?
00:05:45 - We generate a little positive PR.
00:05:48 I'm saying we just need
00:05:53 to remind Jimmy lng and America
00:05:58 I am the boy next door,
00:05:59 if you happen to live
00:06:43 Congratulations. You've eaten
00:06:48 What's your favorite Pringle?
00:06:50 Sour cream and onion or original?
00:06:53 Well, the sour cream and onion
00:06:57 So if you're eating a small amount,
00:07:01 But if you're eating more, you want
00:07:05 Wait until you discover barbecue flavor.
00:07:10 How's Modern Grocer
00:07:14 This is the swimsuit issue.
00:07:22 - Oh, my God.
00:07:25 - Win a date with Tad Hamilton.
00:07:28 lt's to benefit Save the Children.
00:07:30 - That is so like him.
00:07:34 Ohhh!
00:07:37 - Should I enter?
00:07:41 Sure. Heaven is just a mouse click away.
00:07:46 A mouse click and 100-buck donation.
00:07:47 We can raise 100 bucks.
00:07:55 - With your permission, Petey.
00:08:01 - Paper or plastic?
00:08:03 Would you help Rosalee win a date with
00:08:09 I certainly would.
00:08:15 - Aren't these great?
00:08:18 Along with a $125 check
00:08:21 in recognition of yet another Piggly
00:08:26 - Congratulations.
00:08:29 So, Pete, when do we
00:08:31 Because you're running
00:08:35 Well, I got my acceptance letter
00:08:39 - That's good.
00:08:42 So, there's just one more thing.
00:08:46 - What?
00:08:52 I need to have a discussion with
00:08:54 about the going
00:09:01 Jars are full.
00:09:05 I love everybody in this store so much.
00:09:07 Sorry for interrupting. Sorry.
00:09:28 It was nice to meet you.
00:09:30 It was nice to meet you, too.
00:09:32 - Good night.
00:09:39 - Are you taking off?
00:09:41 Muchas gracias.
00:09:43 Hasta el proximo miercoles.
00:09:46 I am the Albanian one, Mr. Hamilton.
00:09:50 I'm sorry.
00:09:53 "Muchas gracias" and
00:09:56 - Will do.
00:11:15 OK, what do I need to beat you?
00:11:18 Double 14, or it's all over.
00:11:22 That's not going to be a problem.
00:11:26 Don't miss. Don't miss, don't miss,
00:11:30 Um, are you actually doing that? Yeah.
00:11:44 And now Pete will get
00:11:49 - She's waiting for you.
00:11:54 Fine.
00:11:58 Angelica.
00:12:06 Yes, Pete?
00:12:13 We need another round.
00:12:17 One day, Pete, one day,
00:12:21 I know that the answer to that question
00:12:24 "You are the object of my desire."
00:12:29 OK. But for now
00:12:42 Oh, Pete.
00:12:45 Enough. Thank you, ladies.
00:12:47 You don't like her
00:12:49 What? Rosie...
00:12:52 No, she's not my type, OK?
00:12:54 You are so particular.
00:12:57 Who the heck are they?
00:13:00 If that fire alarm went off again...
00:13:03 Why would they send
00:13:06 Wait a second.
00:13:15 Right here, please.
00:13:22 In first class you get a DVD player
00:13:27 I'd like to touch intimately
00:13:30 We would like to begin
00:13:33 - That's you.
00:13:36 Guys. Just take it easy, OK?
00:13:38 Just give me a hug and tell me
00:13:42 OK.
00:13:47 Just be careful, OK?
00:13:51 - What do you mean?
00:13:55 In his life, he's probably
00:14:00 No way. That's not even
00:14:04 Besides, like he's going
00:14:07 If he claims he doesn't like watching
00:14:12 Got it.
00:14:14 If he claims to love animals,
00:14:17 - OK.
00:14:20 Famous or grocers.
00:14:23 - Right.
00:14:28 - Guard your carnal treasure.
00:14:31 - Just guard your carnal treasure.
00:14:34 - Remember everything.
00:14:36 - Remember how he smells.
00:14:39 But not just vaguely.
00:14:42 he smells like a forest
00:14:47 OK, Cathy.
00:14:51 - I will bring you similes.
00:14:55 I almost forgot. I got you something.
00:14:58 lt's regular flavor.
00:15:02 In case you don't like
00:15:06 Thank you, Pete.
00:15:12 Right this way.
00:15:17 - Just guard your carnal treasure.
00:15:56 - That's me.
00:16:40 e
00:17:05 Oh!
00:17:07 - Can I have these?
00:17:10 Do you want to think about it?
00:17:12 Gee, what...
00:17:16 Tell me why you're making me
00:17:17 Because she's wholesome
00:17:21 And she's not an Okie.
00:17:26 So sorry.
00:17:27 You never wear them.
00:17:31 - So what's her name anyway?
00:17:35 Sounds insanely hot.
00:17:37 lt's very nice to meet you, Tad.
00:17:41 lt's so nice to meet you, Tad.
00:17:46 lt's great to meet you.
00:17:48 Please, just follow the rules.
00:17:50 "Smile for the cameras.
00:17:53 - Fine.
00:17:55 What about Jimmy lng?
00:17:57 No. Still breathing.
00:17:59 I passed Ashton Kutcher in my car
00:18:02 He's happy for other reasons. I´m sorry.
00:18:06 Hey, guys, how's this in the shoulders?
00:18:10 Seriously.
00:18:16 Your films will stand the test of time.
00:18:23 Your films will stand the test of time.
00:18:37 Hi. I´m Tad.
00:18:43 Your standing films will time
00:18:49 Thank you. You're pretty.
00:18:53 lt's Roseanne, right?
00:18:58 Ricky?
00:19:01 - lt's Rosalee.
00:19:03 Rosalee. Nice to meet you.
00:19:08 - So, you ready? OK, let's...
00:19:17 Yikes-a-bee.
00:19:21 So, how was your flight?
00:19:24 Your films will stand the test of time.
00:19:28 Thank you.
00:19:31 - So, you ready?
00:19:33 Right this way.
00:19:52 Rosalee Futch.
00:20:05 lt'll take a few minutes for the spots
00:20:09 - OK.
00:20:14 Is it always like that?
00:20:18 Well, pretty much.
00:20:23 - Shake-a-doo.
00:20:27 It just means "Wow."
00:20:33 Shake-a-doo.
00:20:35 So...
00:20:39 - You excited?
00:20:41 - This is like a fairy tale.
00:20:50 - You OK?
00:20:53 I'm just not used to sitting
00:20:58 We don't have sideways seating
00:21:02 And I think the cigarette smoke
00:21:05 You can come sit back here if you like.
00:21:09 I can't really move right now.
00:21:12 Boy, I don't feel well. "ve always been
00:21:16 Once, this carnival
00:21:18 and they had that ride
00:21:21 and you have to stand against the side
00:21:27 - And l...
00:21:31 - Pardon me.
00:21:33 Ahh!
00:21:38 This is just so far from the way
00:21:46 lt's perfectly all right.
00:21:48 - Perfectly all right.
00:21:50 Have a nice dinner.
00:21:54 Hey, Steve.
00:21:55 - Good to see you, Mr. Hamilton.
00:21:59 - Hey, man, how are you?
00:22:15 Hey.
00:22:17 This way.
00:22:23 Doesn't it hurt,
00:22:28 You get used to it.
00:22:31 - Should I do it?
00:22:33 You might not be able
00:22:36 Sure I will.
00:22:43 See that?
00:22:47 - That's horrible.
00:22:51 - You sure do have a lot of stuff.
00:22:55 I'm never out of touch
00:22:58 Who are they?
00:23:00 Agents, managers, people like that.
00:23:04 This man, Jimmy lng, who's
00:23:07 but, for whatever reason,
00:23:10 - A what?
00:23:14 lt's just all very competitive,
00:23:18 Everybody seems to be
00:23:21 The same parts in the same movies,
00:23:27 Well, I´m sure you have too much common
00:23:33 I mean, it's just a recipe
00:23:40 Obviously you have
00:23:44 - So, Rosalee, what do you do?
00:23:49 - I´m sorry?
00:23:52 - I bag and check.
00:23:54 Yeah. lt's a real dream come true.
00:23:58 But it's fun.
00:24:04 So, what do you do, Tad?
00:24:09 Oops.
00:24:13 What I mean is, what do you do
00:24:19 Not a lot, you know.
00:24:22 There's not a lot of time
00:24:26 And I don't really like watching sports,
00:24:31 Play with my dog,
00:24:36 l... I love animals, you know?
00:24:45 What do you think
00:24:48 I bet they're in her hotel room,
00:24:53 His manhood yearning to be free.
00:24:56 Her hands running over
00:25:00 Her perfect bosom crying out in ecstasy.
00:25:08 Great.
00:25:10 All righty.
00:25:26 - I had one of those.
00:25:30 Yeah, on the lowers
00:25:34 I had really bad teeth as a kid.
00:25:36 Yeah, I´m sure
00:25:38 I was like anybody else.
00:25:43 Combination skin.
00:25:47 - Well, you came together nicely.
00:25:52 So did you.
00:25:59 - Bon appetit!
00:26:19 Thanks, Mickey.
00:26:26 Oh, wow. This is beautiful.
00:26:30 These people sure leave
00:26:34 lt's beautiful.
00:26:37 It is.
00:26:42 And you, if I may say so,
00:26:50 How would you like to come back
00:27:04 Sure. For a little bit.
00:27:33 - Shake-a-doo?
00:27:37 Good.
00:27:44 Miss Ramirez.
00:27:47 Sonja.
00:27:50 Anybody in the casa?
00:27:58 I think we're all alone.
00:28:00 Oh!
00:28:06 Do you want to come in a little further?
00:28:12 Um, you know what, Tad, thank you, but
00:28:16 Wow.
00:28:19 OK.
00:28:21 I don't want the concierge
00:28:25 Good for you. Good for you.
00:28:31 You don't have to do that.
00:28:33 No, it would be my pleasure.
00:28:36 OK, thanks.
00:28:43 Rosalee, it's been
00:28:45 I wish you only good things in life.
00:28:49 And to me, wonderfulness, too.
00:28:52 And to you,
00:28:58 - You know what I´m saying?
00:29:00 - Thanks for the best night of my life.
00:29:08 May I give you a kiss goodbye?
00:29:12 I think you might maybe may.
00:29:31 - Good evening.
00:29:36 Good night, Rosalee.
00:29:43 Sweet dreams.
00:30:02 God!
00:30:19 The limo door swung open.
00:30:24 My foot hit the ground
00:30:26 and I turned to take
00:30:30 At those eyes, at that smile.
00:30:33 And then, regretfully,
00:30:38 - Please tell me we're done now.
00:30:42 Wow. I cannot remember a time
00:30:47 Peter, I was asked to provide
00:30:51 And you did.
00:30:54 I felt like I was there.
00:30:56 Sort of against my will, but I did.
00:30:59 OK, guys, with your permission,
00:31:01 I think we should all now
00:31:08 OK.
00:31:10 Actually...
00:31:13 Rosie, I kind of had something
00:31:24 Rosie.
00:31:29 Whatever.
00:31:32 lt's something that
00:31:36 I hope you're going to like.
00:31:39 Something I really hope
00:31:44 lt's been a long time coming,
00:31:47 Or not, or maybe not. I don't know.
00:31:50 I'm like...
00:31:54 Look, OK,
00:32:00 l...
00:32:03 Hey.
00:32:12 Let me ask you, what would be
00:32:15 that could happen to me right now?
00:32:31 - Hi.
00:32:35 I'm Tad.
00:32:39 This is my Cathy friend.
00:32:44 - And my Pete friend.
00:32:47 lt's quite pleased and pleasant to...
00:32:51 I've heard a lot about you both.
00:32:53 - Have you?
00:32:58 - So what are you doing here?
00:33:02 - No way. You're just... That's just...
00:33:05 - You can't... Here?
00:33:07 You mean your normal business itinerary
00:33:12 No.
00:33:15 OK, Cathy.
00:33:17 - Am I too late to take you to lunch?
00:33:21 - Great. Shall we?
00:33:25 - If that's OK, Pete.
00:33:27 - If that's OK.
00:33:29 If you're going back
00:33:32 By the route 73 cloverleaf,
00:33:36 in ways you have only
00:33:41 - It was great to meet you.
00:33:47 Was there something
00:33:51 It was nothing.
00:33:53 OK.
00:34:10 - Wow. Nice car.
00:34:12 I asked the manager for a rental convertible
00:34:18 Really?
00:34:19 And that was the last time
00:34:24 Cathy, he's not her type.
00:34:27 No. Rich, famous, handsome,
00:34:33 You are absolutely right.
00:34:40 - Move these cheeseburgers.
00:34:45 Oh, my gosh.
00:34:47 - Here you go, Rosie.
00:34:50 Thank you.
00:34:59 - Thank you.
00:35:02 I still can't believe you're here.
00:35:05 It was something I had to do.
00:35:07 Sure. Fly clear across the country to
00:35:12 I couldn't let that night
00:35:15 Can I just stop you
00:35:17 - What's that?
00:35:20 Rosalee, nobody is nobody.
00:35:24 - Fine.
00:35:28 Sometimes you have to do that,
00:35:33 Because in the gap between
00:35:38 and what our heart tells us we must do,
00:35:48 That's from The Road to El Dorado.
00:35:53 You really are a big fan, aren't you?
00:35:57 Is that how you get women?
00:36:01 Not anymore. Wow.
00:36:03 I hope not. That would
00:36:06 Rosie, the truth is
00:36:12 you said something
00:36:14 You said you were sure
00:36:18 But here's the thing.
00:36:24 My entire life has been about
00:36:28 becoming this thing that I am.
00:36:31 And you were right,
00:36:34 I need a positive influence, somebody
00:36:38 somebody who seems to understand life
00:36:41 and how to live it
00:36:45 I just want to be around you.
00:36:46 I want some of that goodness
00:36:53 Do you mean goodness
00:36:54 No, a platonic goodness.
00:36:58 No funny business here.
00:37:01 - Did I say something wrong?
00:37:08 So, are you going to be
00:37:12 I think I have to. If I´m going to reset
00:37:17 I got to get out of that fishbowl.
00:37:27 So, what do you say?
00:37:31 I say, yikes-a-bee.
00:37:35 What does that mean?
00:37:38 lt's just something my dad and I say
00:37:41 and there's nowhere to go but forward.
00:37:45 - Is that like "yes"?
00:37:48 Yes.
00:37:55 Thanks for lunch.
00:38:00 - I'll see you at seven, then.
00:38:02 - OK.
00:38:26 Stop. Seriously.
00:38:29 You go, girl. You get your man.
00:38:58 lt's room eight.
00:39:01 Just go down
00:39:03 - All right.
00:39:05 If you hit nine, you've gone too far.
00:39:09 - Got you. No phone calls, please.
00:39:11 - Thank you.
00:39:14 - You, too.
00:39:17 - Very good.
00:39:20 OK.
00:40:07 He wants your goodness
00:40:13 - I know, right?
00:40:16 And you actually believe this?
00:40:20 - Why wouldn't l?
00:40:23 There's innocent, there's childlike,
00:40:27 He wants your goodness
00:40:29 He wants your ass
00:40:32 - Oh, my God.
00:40:34 - You can't go out with him tonight.
00:40:38 I mean that I need you
00:40:42 Janine's sick.
00:40:46 - She does not.
00:40:51 She's definitely coming down
00:40:55 No, she's not.
00:40:57 Janine, cough for me. Cough for me.
00:41:00 - See? God, it's all in your lungs.
00:41:03 - Nothing. You're fine.
00:41:05 Do not tell my employees
00:41:08 She's fine.
00:41:10 Even if she weren't,
00:41:13 because I am going out
00:41:20 - Stop that.
00:41:23 You're not getting off tonight, Janine.
00:41:30 - Everywhere Inn.
00:41:33 Do you guys have any other rooms?
00:41:37 Well, yeah, we got sweets.
00:41:40 if you want to come on by
00:41:45 No, I mean maybe something
00:41:48 - Bigger and newer?
00:41:51 And no, we don't have suites like that.
00:41:55 OK, I guess that's cool.
00:41:59 - Can you hold on a second?
00:42:04 - Hello.
00:42:08 I'm at a motel in Fraziers Bottom,
00:42:11 OK. Words I never heard anyone utter.
00:42:14 - She's special, Richard.
00:42:16 - The girl from the charity thing.
00:42:20 You flew to a place actually called
00:42:24 and are staying in a motel
00:42:29 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:42:30 I don't want to nail her.
00:42:33 Oh, forgive me, Lord Byron.
00:42:35 I want to be around her, you know?
00:42:39 She has a goodness.
00:42:41 I'm trying to feed my soul, OK?
00:42:43 - I´m trying to find a way to be happy.
00:42:47 - This is big for me, Richard.
00:42:49 - This is a turning point for me.
00:42:53 But by the end of the week,
00:42:56 you're going to feel differently.
00:43:00 And what do you suppose happens then?
00:43:02 - I don't...
00:43:06 You pulverize her heart,
00:43:10 and all the good that was done
00:43:14 And Jimmy lng continues breathing.
00:43:17 People like you can't have
00:43:21 - West Virginia.
00:43:23 - Why not?
00:43:25 Your values are different.
00:43:27 - For example, she has them.
00:43:31 It can't and when it ends,
00:43:34 There are more important things
00:43:38 I don't even know who I´m talking
00:43:41 - What have you done with Tad?
00:43:44 No, you do not got to go. You're going
00:43:49 An extreme version of your normal
00:43:54 And it has a hold of you.
00:43:57 have a Bushmills and a Percocet,
00:44:00 looking to advance her career and
00:44:04 - I'll talk to you soon.
00:44:07 - Bye, Richard.
00:44:14 Owww!
00:44:18 - Hello?
00:44:21 You wouldn't happen to have
00:44:23 No, but I am a very fast learner,
00:44:28 and I could, you know... Hello?
00:44:44 It always comes around
00:45:35 Coming.
00:45:41 You must be Tad.
00:45:43 Must be. You are Tad.
00:45:45 - Nice to meet you, Mr. Futch.
00:45:48 - Please, come in.
00:45:50 - Rosie'll be down in a minute.
00:45:56 May I offer you a chocolate martini?
00:46:00 - Wow, look at that.
00:46:03 Yeah? Yeah, I guess they are.
00:46:07 I'm driving, so...
00:46:10 Attaboy.
00:46:14 Have a seat.
00:46:23 So, it looks like
00:46:27 will top $100 mill in domestic BO.
00:46:32 Yeah.
00:46:33 And Quantum Studios, I think
00:46:37 either by buying a web or a weblet.
00:46:40 Could be.
00:46:43 Yes. Yeah.
00:46:52 - Hey.
00:46:55 - I see you've met Dad.
00:46:59 So what do you want to do tonight?
00:47:01 - Do you guys have a movie theater?
00:47:05 lt's part of
00:47:09 - Have you seen King Arthur of Britain?
00:47:12 You two enjoy yourselves.
00:47:14 Have her back by dawn.
00:47:17 No, sir.
00:47:24 - How was l?
00:47:29 - Good night.
00:47:32 - I´m telling you, that's him.
00:47:36 - Mom, I swear it's him.
00:47:38 Yes, it's Tad Hamilton.
00:47:40 You look so sad there.
00:47:44 Give me a break.
00:47:50 Next week, on a very special
00:48:03 And what were your respective ages?
00:48:06 - I was 12 and she was 30.
00:48:11 Yeah.
00:48:15 Hasta el proximo miercoles.
00:48:16 Ahora disponsible en viernes
00:48:22 So, what do people do at this point
00:48:27 - Well, they go to the diner.
00:48:30 We haven't eaten anything
00:48:34 - Or they go home.
00:48:38 Of course, if it were a date,
00:48:44 And what do people do there?
00:48:48 They park.
00:48:51 And then?
00:48:54 And then they marvel at what
00:48:57 But this isn't a date.
00:49:00 - No.
00:49:02 I don't want to do anything
00:49:05 Me neither.
00:49:08 Over two trillion tons of water
00:49:12 pass through the gap every hour.
00:49:18 That's enough water
00:49:22 Or put out every fire in West Virginia.
00:49:24 - No kidding.
00:49:28 Excuse me.
00:49:38 Huh.
00:49:51 - Hello.
00:49:55 Hiya, Pete. Rosie's not here.
00:49:57 She's out with Tad Hamilton.
00:50:00 Really? I hadn't...
00:50:03 He seems like a very nice guy.
00:50:06 He does. A lovely, lovely guy.
00:50:10 So, like, where did they go?
00:50:13 - The movies.
00:50:16 It looks like the seven o'clock
00:50:22 or so someone happened
00:50:28 So I guess that would
00:50:31 and onto their next activity.
00:50:36 I guess it would, Pete.
00:50:40 Yeah, I just had
00:50:42 A little dairy-case query.
00:50:47 But we can clear that up tomorrow.
00:50:49 OK, Pete. Goodbye.
00:50:53 All right.
00:50:58 Rosie...
00:51:07 Could I see
00:51:11 - Yikes-a-bee.
00:51:15 - Rosalee?
00:51:18 Hi. Wow.
00:51:21 - Oh, boy.
00:51:24 We heard you were in town,
00:51:27 - Did you?
00:51:30 Yes. Yes, I am, Officer.
00:51:32 - Tom?
00:51:36 We got a call saying
00:51:39 and you know
00:51:43 - You got a call at this hour?
00:51:46 From who, a raccoon?
00:51:54 Never mind.
00:51:56 I am going to kill Pete, bring him
00:52:00 Calm down. Calm down.
00:52:02 - Why aren't you upset?
00:52:07 OK?
00:52:11 What happened here tonight
00:52:19 Two people set out to be friends,
00:52:25 Nature wanted them to be more.
00:52:29 And nature is going
00:52:54 What did I tell you?
00:52:56 What did I tell you about your
00:53:01 - You said to guard it.
00:53:04 And what did you do?
00:53:07 You're acting like it was a sleazy night.
00:53:11 lt's not like he took you to the movies
00:53:15 The evening evolved, Pete.
00:53:18 My God, did he actually say that?
00:53:20 It started as two friends
00:53:23 - And it evolved into dry humping.
00:53:26 He didn't want to do anything
00:53:30 Wow. Did he actually...
00:53:36 - And I can't believe you bought it.
00:53:39 OK, fellas, a show of hands.
00:53:43 of the "don't want to harm
00:53:51 - Father Newell?
00:53:56 Rosie, what are Tad's pectorals
00:54:00 Are they warm yet firm like...
00:54:02 - Cath, that's really not helping now.
00:54:05 Thanks. Listen, Rosie, just...
00:54:11 Listen to me, bottom line.
00:54:13 Tad Hamilton is an actor, OK?
00:54:19 How do you know
00:54:24 - He's not acting.
00:54:27 He is. He's playing a role.
00:54:30 The role of Hollywood bad boy
00:54:35 OK, after you guys have...
00:54:39 After you guys have been
00:54:44 he's out of here, OK?
00:54:48 You will never see him again.
00:54:53 Hey, Rosie, guess what?
00:54:56 I bought a house.
00:55:00 lt's actually a farm with a house
00:55:05 - Really? You bought a house.
00:55:08 We're putting down roots, baby.
00:55:12 - What do you think of that?
00:55:14 Come see it. Maybe after work?
00:55:17 - I'd love to.
00:55:23 Great.
00:55:46 He's going to stay in the motel
00:55:49 - He's a farmer all of a sudden?
00:55:53 He's from Malibu, California.
00:55:55 The only thing they grow there
00:55:58 Could you smile a little bit?
00:56:00 - This means nothing.
00:56:03 What? Rosie, people like this
00:56:07 - lt's called a tax shelter.
00:56:10 I can guarantee you
00:56:13 Tad's farm and his house
00:56:17 and his fricking wheat
00:56:20 Why? What are you going to do?
00:56:23 Nothing. You know,
00:56:33 Howdy.
00:56:35 - Tad, this place is unbelievable.
00:56:41 This barn sits on what they call
00:56:45 Yeah. I´m not sure exactly
00:56:50 I'm going to guess that's a lot.
00:56:53 I'm going to guess 40.
00:56:56 Oh, yeah. Could be.
00:56:59 Tad, being a new farm owner and all,
00:57:03 I know you'll probably get some people
00:57:07 hell, I'd be happy to show you
00:57:10 Really? Pete, that would be great.
00:57:13 Tad, that's not a problem.
00:57:18 What you're going to do here
00:57:24 essentially one of the nipples,
00:57:26 and just pull it firmly but gently
00:57:29 You're going to freak out a...
00:57:33 Mmm, look at all that creamy milk.
00:57:38 - You are making old Tad thirsty.
00:57:42 Pete, you remember my remake
00:57:52 OK, so, the trick is
00:57:55 so as to split the log in one swift...
00:58:01 stroke.
00:58:04 OK.
00:58:07 Yeah. Let's do this.
00:58:11 So, you work out?
00:58:14 - No.
00:58:17 I know, it's like... Me neither.
00:58:19 OK. lt's just basically
00:58:26 OK. And sometimes, basically,
00:58:31 And sometimes you don't.
00:58:34 That's good. Beginner's luck.
00:58:41 And the luck continues.
00:58:44 Did you ever see a movie I did called
00:58:48 If it came out, Tad,
00:58:51 then I saw it.
00:58:55 I think the ax is actually broken.
00:58:58 You got it. Good.
00:59:09 Get someone else to cry,
00:59:13 I don't do that.
00:59:20 Which is why I try to stay away
00:59:25 Oh, my God. I finally did it.
00:59:28 People, are you watching this? Rosie.
01:00:15 - Pete.
01:00:18 - Hey.
01:00:21 Yeah, sure.
01:00:23 - Forgive the intrusion, but...
01:00:29 OK. Here it is.
01:00:38 You win, OK?
01:00:42 - You win.
01:00:45 You did have an advantage
01:00:50 Excuse me, we're in the middle
01:00:53 Yeah, no problem.
01:01:00 I want Rosie to be happy.
01:01:02 So, I got to ask you
01:01:08 Do you know how long she keeps her hair
01:01:11 What?
01:01:13 Or why her favorite necklace
01:01:16 No.
01:01:17 Do you even know
01:01:21 - She has six smiles?
01:01:23 One when something
01:01:25 One when she's laughing
01:01:28 But there's one when she makes plans.
01:01:31 One when she makes fun of herself.
01:01:32 One when she's uncomfortable.
01:01:38 One when she's talking
01:01:44 - I don't know those things yet, Pete.
01:01:47 I'm telling you, she is more of...
01:01:51 a treasure than you can possibly know.
01:01:55 She's not just some
01:01:58 some good-for-you breath of fresh air.
01:02:00 Tad, she is a wonderful person
01:02:04 Yeah.
01:02:05 And the kind of beauty that a guy
01:02:11 Listen, Tad, if there is even a chance
01:02:19 please, just, for her sake...
01:02:24 walk away, man.
01:02:27 I could never break Rosalee's heart. OK?
01:02:30 Good. Because if you do, I swear to God,
01:02:33 I will tear you to pieces
01:02:36 Or vicious rhetoric.
01:02:45 You're a good guy, Pete.
01:02:47 But it's apparently not good enough.
01:03:05 - Do you mind if l...
01:03:07 Finish up in here. I´m sorry.
01:03:19 You're a good kisser.
01:03:23 But I guess it doesn't come
01:03:27 You're a really good kisser.
01:03:30 - Even compared to Hollywood girls?
01:03:35 That's just ridiculous.
01:03:45 Oh, Tad Hamilton.
01:03:47 Your favorite people are here.
01:03:49 - You got to be kidding me.
01:03:51 - Guess who?
01:03:54 Taddy? Tadala.
01:03:57 - This is a nightmare.
01:04:01 Let us in.
01:04:03 - Hey, Tad.
01:04:07 Open zee zleibenshlocken.
01:04:08 Come on.
01:04:13 - Fellas.
01:04:21 - Howdy, little lady.
01:04:26 My manager, Richard Levy
01:04:31 You're both named Richard Levy?
01:04:33 Who isn't?
01:04:38 You.
01:04:40 - You must be Rosalee.
01:04:43 - Did we come at a bad time?
01:04:45 Actually, yes.
01:04:48 Well, Tad.
01:04:53 - What?
01:04:55 Seems he saw something that
01:04:59 - It was the body of your work.
01:05:04 Your credits.
01:05:07 He called me and said,
01:05:09 "Tad Hamilton has to play this part."
01:05:12 There's nobody else.
01:05:16 Fellas, I have never felt better
01:05:19 Except for that weekend in Cabo.
01:05:22 That is exactly
01:05:27 Easy, "ve got a bad back.
01:05:30 That's exactly what I´m talking about.
01:05:34 I told you a little good career news
01:05:40 - So then you're leaving?
01:05:44 Fittings Monday and rehearsals Tuesday.
01:05:46 You're back on the beam, pally.
01:05:51 Boy, things happen fast.
01:06:01 Oh, my God.
01:06:03 - You're right.
01:06:06 - I´m going to turn it down.
01:06:08 - What?
01:06:10 I came here vowing
01:06:12 and at the first opportunity
01:06:16 You're not going to turn down the part.
01:06:22 - Give us a minute, will you, fellas?
01:06:29 I wonder if they have
01:06:44 - I want you to go with me.
01:06:48 - What?
01:06:51 I won't take the part
01:06:54 Although we could work something out.
01:06:56 - Really?
01:06:59 Rosie, have you been listening
01:07:04 I love you.
01:07:09 How many times in your life
01:07:16 - Not counting the movies?
01:07:23 I've said it a few times.
01:07:26 But...
01:07:29 But I never knew what it meant.
01:07:37 I can't go with you, Tad.
01:07:41 Because you don't love me.
01:07:45 You maybe want to love me,
01:07:47 but I think what you love right now
01:07:53 You can't love someone
01:07:55 You have to love them for their details,
01:07:57 for the things that are
01:08:00 - I do love you for your details, Rosie.
01:08:03 You couldn't possibly.
01:08:16 - You have six smiles.
01:08:22 You have six smiles.
01:08:26 One when something
01:08:30 And one when you're just
01:08:35 One when you're making plans
01:08:37 and one when
01:08:41 One when you're uncomfortable
01:08:47 One when you're talking
01:08:50 - How many is that?
01:08:54 I told you. I told you.
01:09:00 That is so much better
01:09:04 I had a better writer.
01:09:08 So...
01:09:12 Will you go?
01:09:24 Yes.
01:09:29 He's going back to Cali,
01:09:35 - What are you thinking?
01:09:39 If I´m making a huge mistake,
01:09:42 You're not making a mistake.
01:09:56 You know, as a bartender
01:09:57 you do learn to kind of recognize
01:10:03 Angelica, I´m fine.
01:10:06 But could I have, like, six more of these?
01:10:09 No, Pete. You really need to talk.
01:10:16 OK.
01:10:19 I think that our friend Rosie...
01:10:24 might be falling in love
01:10:27 Yeah, didn't have to be a bartender
01:10:31 Right, but the problem with that is...
01:10:38 that I´m in love with Rosie.
01:10:43 You know, I always thought
01:10:57 So how much do you love her?
01:11:00 Is it love, is it big love
01:11:04 What do you mean?
01:11:07 Love you get over in two months.
01:11:09 Big love, two years.
01:11:13 And great love...
01:11:15 - Yeah?
01:11:28 Oh, my God.
01:11:30 lt's great love.
01:11:38 lsn't that great?
01:11:41 You got to win her back.
01:11:44 Angelica, trust me,
01:11:50 What did she say
01:11:57 Well, actually,
01:12:02 What did she say when you kissed her?
01:12:05 OK, maybe it's more like
01:12:09 Well, what have you tried?
01:12:12 I have very unsubtly
01:12:20 - OK, get up.
01:12:21 - Get your ass off the barstool.
01:12:24 Hey, if you feel it and you don't do
01:12:29 you are basically
01:12:32 I hate to break it to you,
01:12:39 As my father told me when I said
01:12:43 "Honey, your odds go up
01:12:48 Sure, but I´m up against...
01:12:53 Tad Hamilton.
01:12:58 You are Tad Hamilton.
01:13:02 - What?
01:13:04 Everybody's Tad Hamilton
01:13:07 Rosalee's Tad Hamilton to you.
01:13:11 And you're Tad Hamilton to me.
01:13:17 Angelica, thank you.
01:13:20 So start acting like it.
01:13:23 OK.
01:13:25 Yeah, OK.
01:13:29 You are a really good bartender.
01:13:46 - Hi.
01:13:47 Come in, come in.
01:13:53 I have something to talk to you about.
01:13:55 - Me, too.
01:13:57 - No, you go first.
01:13:59 - Seriously, you go first.
01:14:04 Tad got a part in this huge movie
01:14:05 and he asked me to go with him
01:14:08 We leave tomorrow afternoon.
01:14:13 I probably should've gone first.
01:14:15 Why? What were you going to say?
01:14:21 lt's nothing. It was nothing.
01:14:24 Just, you know, travel safely, OK?
01:14:28 And just really enjoy the shoot.
01:14:35 Actually, no, I remember
01:14:49 I love you, Rosie.
01:14:53 I always have.
01:14:55 If "ve been a jerk this last week,
01:15:00 I have been fighting for you.
01:15:04 I don't want to lose you
01:15:12 You're the one.
01:15:21 So, any reaction to any of this?
01:15:25 Because now would be an excellent time.
01:15:32 Now? You kiss me now?
01:15:37 You say this to me now,
01:15:45 Yes, to all questions.
01:15:52 I'm...
01:15:57 I have to pack.
01:16:03 You're telling me that you can't answer
01:16:04 the most important question
01:16:08 because you have to pack?
01:16:10 Not only do I have to pack, but I have
01:16:13 and my dad called my relatives
01:16:17 and they're expecting me, so..
01:16:19 it's all in the works.
01:16:21 But this is...
01:16:25 Rosie, what's in your heart?
01:16:38 I'm sorry.
01:16:49 I'm sorry, too.
01:17:07 - You OK, Pete?
01:17:12 Listen, Pete, obviously
01:17:15 by Tad Hamilton's presence.
01:17:19 No one more so than me.
01:17:22 But that doesn't mean I don't know
01:17:27 and who she would be with
01:17:34 - Well, it's not.
01:17:40 When I was your age I was completely
01:17:49 Of the chocolate Hersheys?
01:17:53 The Hershey chocolates?
01:17:57 She was a great girl,
01:18:00 I actually met her
01:18:04 Anyway, there was this French guy.
01:18:07 He owned, like, France.
01:18:11 I didn't stand a chance.
01:18:13 It happens that way sometimes.
01:18:16 Sometimes Goliath
01:18:22 lt's just nobody bothers
01:18:26 Well, thanks, Mr. Futch.
01:18:30 I feel much better now.
01:18:36 - Goodbye, Mr. Futch.
01:18:57 Are you sure you know what you're doing?
01:19:00 No.
01:19:02 Ever feel more confused or alone?
01:19:05 No.
01:19:07 Have a nice flight.
01:19:18 So, we'll see you
01:19:21 Yes, Daddy.
01:19:24 You guys don't mind not flying with us?
01:19:27 - That's fine.
01:19:29 We look forward
01:19:32 I always wanted
01:19:35 - We will be absolutely fine.
01:19:37 So we'll be in LA by April?
01:19:43 We'll be fine.
01:19:46 - lt's time.
01:19:48 - Safe trip, Tad.
01:19:55 - Welcome aboard, Mr. Hamilton.
01:19:59 - Miss?
01:20:06 Stop it. Stop it.
01:20:09 Come on.
01:20:13 There's got to be room for one more.
01:20:15 Will you pull yourself together?
01:20:18 Thank you.
01:20:20 Would you like a Vicodin?
01:21:04 Jimmy, being
01:21:06 In fact, it's more than a privilege.
01:21:12 Can l... Do you mind if I call you back
01:21:18 OK, thank you, sir.
01:21:32 - You OK?
01:21:36 I'm just a little nervous
01:21:40 I have a little nervous feeling
01:21:44 - But that's only natural, right?
01:21:46 This is a pretty huge thing I´m doing.
01:21:50 Kind of a great leap of faith.
01:21:52 But I have that faith in you.
01:21:56 So I´m fine. lt's going to be great.
01:21:59 - Good.
01:22:08 Which one is it?
01:22:11 - What?
01:22:14 lt's...
01:22:16 Wait, it was one.
01:22:23 No, one was when something
01:22:28 - Right?
01:22:48 Rosie...
01:22:52 I didn't know about your six smiles.
01:22:55 He made me swear
01:22:58 or he would tear me to pieces,
01:23:01 either with his bare hands
01:23:06 I stole the speech from Pete
01:23:09 I lied. And I´m sorry.
01:23:14 And I know you're going to be
01:23:19 - Pete told you about the six smiles?
01:23:23 And made you swear
01:23:27 Or he'd tear you to pieces, with either
01:23:32 Yeah.
01:23:36 That is just so...
01:23:43 adorable.
01:23:48 What?
01:23:51 Do you think it's possible
01:23:54 to love someone your whole life
01:23:59 until something happens
01:24:04 - What's that from?
01:24:08 I'm just saying it to you.
01:24:14 Wow.
01:24:26 Man, what a week.
01:24:30 Fell in love for the first time,
01:24:35 was honorable for the first time.
01:24:38 Got bit in the ass for being
01:24:42 Bought a farm.
01:24:44 I'm sorry about the broken-heart part.
01:24:58 Do you think
01:25:02 Yeah.
01:25:17 Thank you.
01:25:22 - Cathy.
01:25:24 - Where's Pete?
01:25:27 What do you mean?
01:25:30 No. He didn't come in today.
01:25:34 Can I borrow your car?
01:25:37 Yes.
01:25:40 Thank you.
01:25:55 Pete. Pete.
01:26:06 Not Pete.
01:26:11 Wow.
01:26:27 I'm just here because Pete
01:26:32 - Why? Where's he going?
01:26:36 And he isn't going.
01:26:38 He's gone.
01:26:41 He's gone to Richmond?
01:26:45 Why?
01:26:47 I cannot believe I am taking
01:26:55 When great love is rejected, Rosalee,
01:27:01 So all he can do is run away,
01:27:03 where he can meet the girl
01:27:11 - Unless...
01:27:14 Unless you can get to him
01:27:19 But once it's closed, it's closed.
01:27:22 lt's finished. lt's gone, dead.
01:27:26 lt's crushed. lt's beaten. lt's buried.
01:27:29 It is lost for all of time in a sea...
01:27:31 - Angelica.
01:27:36 I owe you.
01:27:40 Go.
01:28:11 If you've been dumped,
01:28:14 Let's go to line one.
01:28:28 What? Pass me.
01:28:33 Pete. Pete.
01:28:49 - Are you OK?
01:28:52 No, I meant to do that.
01:29:27 You have five smiles, Pete.
01:29:32 One when you think someone's an idiot.
01:29:36 One when you think
01:29:41 One when you're getting all dressed up.
01:29:45 One when you're singing Barry White.
01:29:49 And one...
01:29:53 when you're looking at me.
01:30:14 For all you lovers out there,
01:30:30 I can't believe
01:30:37 would you like to dance?