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00:02:11 When your father
00:02:14 ...living with me here in Norway...
00:02:16 ...I told him about witches, too...
00:02:19 ...so that he would always be aware.
00:02:23 The most important thing
00:02:26 ...real witches is this.
00:02:28 Listen very carefully.
00:02:31 Real witches dress
00:02:34 ...and look very much like
00:02:37 They live in ordinary houses...
00:02:39 ...and they work in ordinary jobs.
00:02:46 Every country in the world has witches.
00:02:50 And there is a leader...
00:02:53 ...a high witch of each country.
00:02:56 And the ruler...
00:02:58 ...of all the witches...
00:03:00 ...is the most evil woman
00:03:04 The Grand High Witch herself.
00:03:13 Witches spend their time
00:03:18 Stalking the wretched child
00:03:21 ...stalks a bird in the forest.
00:03:24 Did they hunt you?
00:03:31 You said it was an accident.
00:03:33 A very unpleasant accident.
00:03:37 When I was younger...
00:03:40 ...I traveled the world
00:03:43 ...but I never found her.
00:03:45 I don't really believe
00:03:50 If no one's seen
00:03:52 ...how are you sure she exists?
00:03:54 Nobody's ever seen the devil,
00:03:59 For all you know, a witch might be
00:04:04 When I was little...
00:04:06 ...I lived beside
00:04:09 ...who was taken by a witch.
00:04:12 Erica had very strict parents.
00:04:15 But even that didn't save poor Erica...
00:04:18 ...because when a witch chooses a victim...
00:04:21 ...there is only one hope of escape:
00:04:24 Knowing everything about them
00:04:28 I'm warning you!
00:04:31 Erica, come in.
00:04:33 What makes her dangerous is the fact
00:04:37 You can never be sure
00:04:41 ...or a kind lady.
00:04:46 Erica!
00:04:49 How do you like my new painting?
00:04:51 It's magnifique, Papa.
00:04:54 Go to Larsen's...
00:04:56 ...and buy a liter of milk.
00:04:59 Yes, Papa.
00:05:04 Come straight home.
00:05:06 Real witches hate children.
00:05:14 Real witches are quite bald.
00:05:18 Although, of course,
00:05:20 ...that itch...
00:05:22 ...and cause them scalp rash.
00:05:24 Do you know
00:05:26 No.
00:05:27 Itching under the wig.
00:05:32 They look quite hideous
00:05:38 They can only be distinguished
00:05:42 ...if you are sharp enough
00:05:48 Real witches have no toes.
00:05:52 Their feet have square ends...
00:05:54 ...revolting stumps
00:05:59 So they never wear pointed
00:06:02 Just plain, sensible shoes.
00:06:06 Remember these things.
00:06:10 Perhaps if Erica had known them...
00:06:28 My poor Erica.
00:06:30 For weeks they searched.
00:06:33 But witches don't murder children
00:06:37 That's for people
00:06:39 And witches never get caught.
00:06:44 They searched for miles around.
00:06:47 Everyone in the town searched...
00:06:49 ...but she had completely disappeared.
00:07:00 I was there in Erica's house
00:07:04 Good day, Frau Larsen.
00:07:06 Come in, Helga.
00:07:08 I was her best friend
00:07:12 Then, that day...
00:07:14 ...while Erica's mother
00:07:17 ...her father came walking towards us.
00:07:21 It was as though
00:07:24 His face was all twisted up...
00:07:26 ...as he walked towards
00:07:30 There, as if it always
00:07:34 ...was Erica...
00:07:36 ...locked in the painting...
00:07:38 ...gazing at us.
00:07:42 Papa...
00:07:46 I don't believe it.
00:07:49 Many times.
00:07:51 But the peculiar thing
00:07:54 ...kept changing her position
00:07:58 One day she'd be feeding the ducks.
00:08:00 The next day,
00:08:03 ...looking out of a window.
00:08:05 Did you see her moving
00:08:07 Nobody did.
00:08:10 She was always just a figure...
00:08:13 ...motionless in the painting.
00:08:17 As the years went by,
00:08:22 And only five or six years ago...
00:08:25 ...the old woman that Erica had become...
00:08:28 ...bent and frail in the painting...
00:08:31 ...began to disappear.
00:08:35 Until...
00:08:37 ...one morning,
00:08:40 She died?
00:08:42 Who knows?
00:08:43 Mysterious things go on
00:08:49 It's almost 9:00.
00:08:51 Grandma's been telling me
00:08:53 And frightening you
00:08:57 Good night, darling.
00:08:59 Everything all right?
00:09:00 Very all right.
00:09:01 Go on. Enjoy yourselves.
00:09:03 Good-bye, Mom.
00:09:05 Here you go.
00:09:08 - Good night, son.
00:09:10 No more stories, okay?
00:09:13 Oh, no.
00:09:40 Come on, just one more story.
00:09:43 All right, one more.
00:09:48 Witches...
00:09:50 ...are very cruel.
00:09:52 They have a highly developed
00:09:57 A real witch could smell you
00:10:00 ...on a pitch-black night.
00:10:02 Not me.
00:10:04 Yes, she could.
00:10:06 The cleaner you are,
00:10:09 That doesn't make sense.
00:10:11 Yes, it does.
00:10:12 A dirty child,
00:10:16 A clean child,
00:10:22 I'll never have a shower again,
00:10:26 Well, just not too often.
00:10:27 Only once a month
00:10:31 So a witch could smell me right now?
00:10:33 To me, you smell of
00:10:37 ...but to a witch, you would smell
00:10:41 What kind of disgusting?
00:10:44 Like dog's droppings.
00:10:47 I don't believe it.
00:10:49 You don't believe it?
00:10:51 What's more, to a witch,
00:10:55 That's not true.
00:10:57 There's no point in arguing.
00:11:00 So, if you see a woman holding her nose
00:11:04 ...she could easily be a witch.
00:11:07 And now it is definitely bedtime.
00:11:12 Good night, Grandma.
00:11:49 Mom?
00:11:52 Dad?
00:12:28 Frau Evershim,
00:12:31 I'm afraid
00:12:33 Come in.
00:12:35 Wait here.
00:12:58 Come here to me.
00:13:00 Come on.
00:13:02 Let's cuddle up here.
00:13:04 Sit on my lap.
00:13:27 - Shall we bring them to England?
00:13:30 Let's do that.
00:13:33 I really do.
00:13:35 Quite a talent there,
00:13:42 Thanks.
00:13:55 After the accident...
00:13:57 ...I didn't take Luke
00:14:01 We went to England
00:14:04 He started at the school his parents
00:14:08 - Bald?
00:14:10 Before they came to me
00:14:13 They itch and scratch a lot.
00:14:14 I saw a woman yesterday
00:14:35 Hello, young man.
00:14:37 What a magnificent tree house.
00:14:40 Did you build it yourself?
00:14:42 My dad and I did.
00:14:46 I've got something
00:14:49 Something I think
00:14:52 - Jump down and I'll show you.
00:14:54 - What?
00:14:56 It's worth a lot of money.
00:14:59 This is private property.
00:15:01 There's nothing
00:15:02 I just wanted
00:15:06 I found him on my walk.
00:15:11 See?
00:15:13 Little boys love snakes.
00:15:17 Here, he's yours.
00:15:20 Grandma! Grandma!
00:15:22 I'll leave him here if you like.
00:15:26 They wriggle away quite quickly...
00:15:30 ...unless you tell them not to.
00:15:37 Grandma!
00:15:41 Perhaps you'd like some chocolate.
00:15:44 Grandma!
00:15:47 She can't hear you.
00:15:51 What's your name?
00:15:53 Is it...
00:15:56 ...Luke?
00:15:58 Thought so.
00:15:59 Here you are, Luke.
00:16:02 A big bar of chocolate.
00:16:06 - If you...
00:16:09 Luke, it's dinnertime.
00:16:19 Luke, dinnertime.
00:16:28 - Did you see her?
00:16:32 I think she was a witch.
00:16:35 She wanted me
00:16:37 ...she hypnotized a snake
00:16:39 A real one?
00:16:40 A real snake, yes!
00:16:46 I swear.
00:16:50 I believe you.
00:17:05 Close your eyes.
00:17:06 To your chair.
00:17:09 "Happy birthday to you...
00:17:11 "Happy birthday to you...
00:17:14 "Happy birthday, dear Luke...
00:17:17 "Happy birthday to you."
00:17:19 There!
00:17:20 They're great!
00:17:23 I'll build them a whole circus...
00:17:25 ...teach them tricks
00:17:28 It must be so neat being a mouse.
00:17:30 Just play all day and eat,
00:17:34 I'll rig up a whole room with...
00:17:38 Grandma!
00:17:42 Grandma!
00:17:46 Your granny has a mild case of diabetes.
00:17:49 It's nothing to worry about.
00:17:51 Have a good rest,
00:17:54 You'll be better.
00:17:56 I'm putting you
00:17:58 No cakes, candies,
00:18:02 Those cigars won't do you any good.
00:18:05 See?
00:18:05 There are some more pills to take.
00:18:07 With that and a good holiday
00:18:10 ...you'll be good as new.
00:18:12 Come on, leave your granny to rest.
00:18:15 Perhaps you can bring her breakfast
00:18:19 By tomorrow afternoon,
00:18:23 - Bye-bye, Mrs. Evershim.
00:18:25 See you in a couple of days.
00:18:28 - Can you find your way?
00:18:29 How come doctors speak to everybody
00:18:32 I know.
00:18:35 I'm sorry for spoiling your birthday...
00:18:38 ...and for giving you a fright.
00:18:41 Is it all right if I play
00:18:44 Yes, of course.
00:19:03 Listen, Mary Mouse,
00:19:06 ...we're going with her
00:19:09 You've never been
00:19:11 I'll tell you,
00:19:23 Look at the hotel, Grandma.
00:19:25 It's not half bad.
00:19:40 - Welcome, madam.
00:19:41 Think it'll be a nice day, yes?
00:19:44 Can you manage, Luke?
00:20:05 Come on, Luke.
00:20:12 Welcome to the Excelsior!
00:20:15 I've looked forward to meeting you.
00:20:17 You look marvelous.
00:20:18 Wish I could say the same for you.
00:20:22 Miss Ernst.
00:20:26 We're very happy
00:20:28 Delighted.
00:20:31 This is my secretary.
00:20:33 Yes. How are you?
00:20:35 Ladies.
00:20:37 - Ina Clay Beckman.
00:20:39 Julia Whitman.
00:20:41 Julia. Yes. Where are you from?
00:20:43 Darlington.
00:20:45 - Lois Leffour, from Southampton.
00:21:00 In there, that must be where you sleep.
00:21:04 The carpetbag on the bed, please.
00:21:08 I'll have a wash and brush-up
00:21:11 Then we shall have tea together...
00:21:14 ...and you'll show me around, yes?
00:21:17 Thank you.
00:21:18 Don't lock me out.
00:21:19 I promise I won't.
00:21:32 You look wonderful, Miss Ernst.
00:21:34 We are looking forward to this afternoon.
00:22:16 What are you doing?
00:22:18 The raisins are all around the edge
00:22:21 They're really good.
00:22:23 Thanks.
00:22:26 My name's Luke.
00:22:29 Bruno Jenkins.
00:22:31 The cucumber sandwiches
00:22:34 ...except when they use margarine
00:22:37 How much pocket money
00:22:40 My dad's rich,
00:22:43 We've got three cars.
00:22:45 Hello, boys.
00:22:46 I hope there's butter
00:22:49 I really do hate margarine.
00:22:52 You've got those excellent cakes again.
00:22:55 There should be 14 of the...
00:22:58 Mr. Stringer!
00:23:02 - What happened?
00:23:06 - What?
00:23:10 Calm down.
00:23:24 Is this your room?
00:23:27 Yes.
00:23:30 I'm sorry, madam,
00:23:33 How dare you say that
00:23:36 ...is full of rats anyway?
00:23:38 Rats?
00:23:40 There are no rats
00:23:41 I saw one this morning running
00:23:45 Madam, you only arrived
00:23:50 Morning, afternoon.
00:23:51 I saw a rat in your hotel...
00:23:54 ...and if matters do not improve...
00:23:56 ...I'll have to report you
00:24:02 Look, madam,
00:24:04 The cakes in the lounge are nibbled
00:24:08 If you're not careful...
00:24:09 ...the health people
00:24:12 ...before everyone gets typhoid fever.
00:24:15 You can't be serious, madam.
00:24:17 I've never been more serious
00:24:19 Now, will you or will you not
00:24:24 ...keep his hygienic
00:24:35 If they are kept in the cage,
00:24:38 Nowhere else in the hotel!
00:24:39 Agreed.
00:24:41 Very well.
00:24:51 Grandma...
00:24:53 ...I can't train my mice
00:24:55 Nibbled cakes, indeed.
00:24:58 There were,
00:25:02 I'm teaching William and Mary
00:25:06 I brought the circus
00:25:09 Good. Show me.
00:25:14 Let's see.
00:25:15 Look. I'm planning them a major house.
00:25:17 Ramp ways here, a bathtub.
00:25:22 You really did this yourself?
00:25:26 You must train your mice...
00:25:28 ...but you mustn't get caught
00:25:31 ...because if that hysterical maid
00:25:35 Now it's teatime.
00:25:37 I just love English hotel teas.
00:25:41 Cream cakes and shortbread and...
00:25:43 No, Grandma.
00:25:45 No cream cakes.
00:25:46 And no shortbread, either.
00:25:49 I shall end up eating the same diet
00:25:52 That's the trouble with this country:
00:25:56 They wouldn't think to have
00:25:58 No, that'd be too convenient
00:26:01 They'll want two lumps of ice
00:26:04 They'd queue for their own funerals
00:26:08 I know that woman
00:26:11 ...but I can't for the life of me
00:26:16 Her face is so familiar.
00:26:19 Which one?
00:26:21 My memory's going.
00:26:23 But it's as if I met her before.
00:26:26 She's probably on TV
00:26:28 Cucumber sandwiches.
00:26:33 Fish paste.
00:26:35 You got the wrong one.
00:26:38 Oh, no. Sugar.
00:26:41 Sugar can kill you.
00:26:43 I know, but it was very little.
00:26:47 Something very odd is going on.
00:26:49 Are you listening to me?
00:26:51 You'll have some fresh air
00:26:55 We didn't come here for you to sit eating
00:26:58 All the other boys are out there
00:27:01 Pick up your knife.
00:27:03 You're just like your father.
00:27:11 Good afternoon, madam.
00:27:15 Go on.
00:27:16 Are you sure you're all right?
00:27:19 Fine, fine.
00:27:21 What are you going to do now?
00:27:23 I'm gonna take William and Mary
00:27:26 Just don't get into trouble,
00:27:29 I won't.
00:27:30 Come on.
00:27:36 Excuse me, please.
00:27:41 That's fine.
00:27:45 Carry on with the rest of them.
00:27:46 No. In the kitchen.
00:28:41 Wait there.
00:28:59 Great. Now do it again.
00:29:03 Come on.
00:29:04 I'm sure your delegates
00:29:07 If there's anything we can do...
00:29:10 Come on, Nicola,
00:29:14 Drinks will be served
00:29:18 ...you've concluded your meeting.
00:29:20 Skies are clearing,
00:29:22 Sit down.
00:29:24 We've prepared a fine meal
00:29:26 The chef's special soup...
00:29:36 Look at her eyes.
00:29:41 I'll leave you to business.
00:29:43 Fine. Thank you.
00:29:45 Everybody sitting?
00:29:47 Up front, sit down!
00:29:48 Not yet!
00:29:51 We've got to get out of here.
00:29:53 Come along, ladies.
00:29:54 The sooner you're ready,
00:29:58 Thank you for letting me stay.
00:30:01 - That's all right, Elsie.
00:30:04 - Good.
00:30:05 Then we'll begin.
00:30:36 You may remove your shoes.
00:30:43 You may remove your wigs.
00:30:47 The doors, are they locked and bolted?
00:30:51 Locked and bolted,
00:30:53 Good. Help me.
00:31:18 Witches of England...
00:31:23 ...you're a disgrace!
00:31:27 Miserable witches...
00:31:30 ...you are good-for-nothing worms!
00:31:34 Everywhere I look...
00:31:39 ...I see the repulsive sight...
00:31:42 ...of hundreds...
00:31:44 ...thousands...
00:31:47 ...of revolting little children.
00:31:52 I ask you:
00:31:55 Why?
00:31:59 One child a week
00:32:02 We will do better.
00:32:04 We will do much better.
00:32:07 Better is no good, either!
00:32:11 I demand maximum results.
00:32:16 So...
00:32:19 ...here are my orders.
00:32:23 My orders are...
00:32:26 ...that every child...
00:32:28 ...in England...
00:32:30 ...shall be rubbed out.
00:32:33 Destroyed!
00:32:36 Every single child eliminated!
00:32:40 Do I make myself clear?
00:32:48 We can't possibly wipe out all of them.
00:32:52 Who spoke?
00:32:56 Who dares to argue with me?
00:33:02 It was you?
00:33:04 I didn't mean to argue.
00:33:05 You dare to argue with me?
00:33:08 No, honestly. It just was a...
00:33:11 A stupid witch who answers back...
00:33:15 ...must burn until
00:33:17 No.
00:33:18 A foolish witch...
00:33:21 ...without a brain...
00:33:23 ...must sizzle into fiery flame!
00:33:26 A witch...
00:33:28 ...who dares to say I'm wrong...
00:33:32 ...will not be with us...
00:33:34 ...very long!
00:33:39 What the devil?
00:33:58 I hope nobody else
00:34:06 Now, this is my plan.
00:34:10 Each of you...
00:34:11 ...will go back to your homes...
00:34:14 ...and resign from your jobs.
00:34:18 Give notice.
00:34:19 Retire.
00:34:22 You will then buy,
00:34:26 ...sweet shops.
00:34:28 Candy stores.
00:34:30 The best and most respectable
00:34:41 Upstairs I have a trunkload
00:34:45 ...so you'll be able to offer three...
00:34:48 ...maybe four times
00:34:51 Go.
00:34:55 On a certain day...
00:34:57 ...when all our plans are prepared...
00:34:59 ...you'll announce
00:35:04 ...with free sweets, candies,
00:35:09 Poison sweets.
00:35:11 We'll wipe them out
00:35:14 - Who spoke?
00:35:18 It's brilliant.
00:35:20 Poison?
00:35:22 And you don't mind getting caught?
00:35:25 Exposed?
00:35:27 Vilified?
00:35:29 I just thought...
00:35:31 Spineless bumpkin!
00:35:33 You blithering bogvumper!
00:35:36 No wonder England is swarming with...
00:35:50 Everything you sell that day...
00:35:55 ...will have been treated...
00:35:57 ...with my very latest...
00:36:00 ...and very greatest magic formula.
00:36:04 Witches work only with magic!
00:36:09 Wait. Come here.
00:36:12 Formula 86.
00:36:15 My greatest triumph.
00:36:18 A work of...
00:36:20 ...genius.
00:36:23 Formula 86!
00:36:26 In this bottle...
00:36:28 ...500 doses...
00:36:31 ...with a delay mechanism...
00:36:33 ...that prevents it from working
00:36:37 ...after it has been taken.
00:36:41 What does it do...
00:36:43 ...genius one?
00:36:53 One dose...
00:36:55 ...and the time works
00:36:59 But more than five doses...
00:37:01 ...breaks the delay barrier...
00:37:03 ...and the formula works instantly.
00:37:14 The child...
00:37:17 ...starts to shrink.
00:37:24 The child...
00:37:26 ...starts to...
00:37:29 ...grow fur.
00:37:34 Starts...
00:37:36 ...growing a tail.
00:37:41 All this happens
00:37:48 Shrinking more.
00:37:55 The child...
00:37:57 ...is no longer a child.
00:38:07 The child...
00:38:12 ...is a mouse!
00:38:18 Silence.
00:38:20 Shut up.
00:38:22 Silence. Enough.
00:38:29 This afternoon...
00:38:31 ...at precisely 4:15...
00:38:34 ...I put one dose of my formula...
00:38:37 ...on a bar of chocolate.
00:38:40 I gave it to a repulsive...
00:38:43 ...smelly boy...
00:38:44 ...who was in the lobby.
00:38:48 "Was that good?"
00:38:53 "Got any more?"...
00:38:56 ...said the nauseating child.
00:38:59 "Six more bars like that one,"
00:39:05 In two minutes' time...
00:39:07 ...this appalling,
00:39:09 ...is coming to collect his reward.
00:39:13 In five minutes' time...
00:39:16 ...you'll see my magic formula
00:39:21 We're going to see.
00:39:27 Quickly! Wigs!
00:39:30 The appalling child will be here...
00:39:33 ...and you'll see my miracle.
00:39:35 Come on. Hurry up!
00:39:38 That's good.
00:39:40 Hurry up, everybody.
00:39:42 Come on!
00:39:46 Quickly!
00:39:49 I'm being as quick as I can.
00:39:51 Hurry up!
00:40:02 Ready.
00:40:05 Hello, little boy.
00:40:08 Come on in then.
00:40:10 Come on.
00:40:18 What's your name then?
00:40:21 Bruno.
00:40:23 Madam!
00:40:40 That lady promised me
00:40:43 ...of cream-whip hazelnut milk chocolate.
00:40:50 I've come to collect.
00:40:54 Ladies...
00:40:56 ...may I introduce Bruno?
00:40:59 Come up, Bruno.
00:41:01 I have the chocolate here.
00:41:07 I said 6:15.
00:41:10 And that is 15 seconds from now.
00:41:19 You are in for a treat.
00:41:24 We all are!
00:41:33 What's going on?
00:41:35 Just a few moments.
00:41:40 Five...
00:41:41 I can't see any chocolates.
00:41:42 ...three, two, one, zero!
00:41:52 We have ignition!
00:41:57 Everybody, look!
00:41:59 It's begun!
00:42:02 I can't stand it!
00:42:05 It's fantastic!
00:42:37 Where'd he go?
00:42:45 Keys!
00:42:48 Enough! Silence!
00:42:51 Before the banquet tonight,
00:42:54 Room number 208.
00:42:57 I'll give you each a bottle
00:43:00 Also plenty of money.
00:43:02 Do not forget your nose plugs
00:43:05 The dining room will be full
00:43:07 Without your nose plugs,
00:43:12 Now we'll have drinks on the terrace
00:43:15 Any questions?
00:43:19 What if one of the chocolates
00:43:24 That's just too bad for the grownup.
00:43:26 The meeting is over.
00:43:29 Until next year.
00:43:35 Wait!
00:43:44 I smell...
00:43:47 ...dog's droppings.
00:43:53 She's right.
00:43:56 The smell!
00:44:10 She's right!
00:44:15 Search out this small lump of dung!
00:44:20 Find it!
00:44:22 It must be exterminated immediately!
00:44:32 There he is!
00:44:54 He's wiggling through.
00:44:55 He's getting away.
00:44:57 Come here, boy.
00:44:59 Bring him to me!
00:45:18 There he is!
00:45:49 I saw him come this way.
00:45:51 Where could he be?
00:46:08 Bye-bye.
00:46:19 No! My baby! Stop!
00:46:31 A baby in a pram.
00:46:37 Lovely!
00:46:51 Oh, no.
00:46:52 Get the boy!
00:47:39 Grandma, wake up!
00:47:41 Please, Grandma!
00:47:44 My grandma!
00:47:46 An old adversary,
00:47:50 Very old.
00:47:52 If you hurt my grandma...
00:47:54 Silence!
00:47:58 We've got him, madam.
00:48:07 Don't bite.
00:48:11 Open up.
00:48:14 Five hundred doses.
00:48:22 Come along.
00:48:25 Get up.
00:48:39 Look.
00:48:47 This stinking little carbuncle
00:48:53 We are having instantaneous action.
00:49:10 'Bye.
00:49:30 Kill him.
00:49:32 Kill him!
00:49:46 Leave that little stinkpot!
00:49:49 It's not worth bothering about.
00:49:51 Come. Some whiskey and
00:49:55 Bruno? I don't believe it,
00:49:59 Bruno?
00:50:03 Who's that?
00:50:04 Bruno, it's me. Luke.
00:50:08 I'm down here.
00:50:10 Where?
00:50:12 Down here.
00:50:14 You can talk, too.
00:50:16 This is weird.
00:50:21 - This icing is terrific.
00:50:23 They didn't give me
00:50:26 You couldn't eat six bars of candy
00:50:29 Don't be stupid.
00:50:32 Just because you're a...
00:50:35 That doesn't mean that I'm a...
00:50:38 Good Lord.
00:50:43 I'm not too keen on being a mouse.
00:50:46 We gotta find a way out of here.
00:50:48 How long before we change back,
00:50:50 I don't think we will.
00:50:51 Of course we will.
00:50:53 We've gotta get upstairs and wake
00:50:58 Maybe it was the witch,
00:51:01 I only know
00:51:04 She's got some peanuts, too.
00:51:07 Dry-roasted?
00:51:09 All right.
00:51:12 Come on.
00:51:15 William and Mary!
00:51:17 Hi. It's me, Luke.
00:51:18 Are you two all right?
00:51:20 Crikey. Did they eat
00:51:24 They were my pet mice.
00:51:27 Catch you two later.
00:51:34 Come on, Bruno.
00:51:37 This way.
00:51:56 They're gone.
00:51:57 It's all clear.
00:51:59 Come on.
00:52:01 Wait for me.
00:52:05 Running on a full stomach
00:52:10 Better than being caught.
00:52:15 - Keep up, Bruno.
00:52:24 Get back.
00:52:25 Okay, when I say "go", go!
00:52:29 Go!
00:52:30 - Run!
00:52:34 Follow me.
00:52:43 How will we get upstairs?
00:52:45 I'm sorry.
00:52:46 I don't know what I'm paying for.
00:52:49 An overheated room.
00:52:50 Dad? Hey, there's my dad!
00:52:53 He doesn't know what's happened.
00:52:56 My own father?
00:52:57 The photographer of that brochure
00:53:01 I'm going to tell him.
00:53:04 No, not now.
00:53:05 Trust me, he'll stamp on you
00:53:09 Quick!
00:53:13 It's so nice not having the kids around.
00:53:16 I smell food.
00:53:20 They'll be fine.
00:53:22 I think John was getting a cold.
00:53:24 It's always the same.
00:53:27 All right.
00:53:30 This is it.
00:53:31 - No more sports!
00:53:35 Faster! Faster!
00:53:40 I forgot my tail.
00:53:44 Keep to the side!
00:53:50 Being like this
00:53:52 There won't be any more school.
00:53:55 That would be all right.
00:53:56 Look at that.
00:53:59 Remember, we've got two enemies now:
00:54:03 We've got three cats at home.
00:54:05 They'll have to go.
00:54:06 My mother loves them,
00:54:11 Grandma!
00:54:13 Grandma!
00:54:18 Take your afternoon off tomorrow.
00:54:23 Let's go.
00:54:24 What? Hey, wait!
00:54:26 There are four more floors
00:54:29 Yes, sir.
00:54:32 You do over there.
00:54:34 I'll get this one.
00:54:36 Back.
00:54:40 It bit me!
00:54:42 - What bit you?
00:54:45 A mouse?
00:54:56 Is she sober?
00:54:57 Of course she's sober.
00:55:01 I mean, I...
00:55:03 ...I saw her...
00:55:04 Yes, she's sober.
00:55:06 Go to the second floor.
00:55:08 Grandma! Grandma!
00:55:11 Here by the phone.
00:55:14 It's me Luke.
00:55:18 Are you all right?
00:55:22 Luke?
00:55:23 It's me, Grandma.
00:55:27 Luke!
00:55:28 It was the Grand High Witch.
00:55:31 My God!
00:55:33 Don't cry.
00:55:36 Things could have been worse.
00:55:38 I got away from them.
00:55:39 I'm still alive.
00:55:41 My darling Luke.
00:55:43 What have they done to you?
00:55:45 They turned me into a mouse.
00:55:48 I'm sorry.
00:55:52 The Grand High Witch, here?
00:55:55 There's hundreds of them
00:55:58 I knew it.
00:56:01 Lord.
00:56:03 You squashed me.
00:56:07 Grandma.
00:56:09 I'm sorry.
00:56:10 He said you've got dry-roast peanuts.
00:56:14 Yes.
00:56:16 Good. Thanks.
00:56:20 We've got to stop them.
00:56:22 They leave tomorrow with a bundle
00:56:25 ...that will change every kid
00:56:28 We must stop them.
00:56:32 - Miss Ernst.
00:56:35 Nice to see a bit of
00:56:38 - How do you do?
00:56:40 What?
00:56:41 Jet lag's the curse of
00:56:44 Hope you don't mind me joining you.
00:56:46 You're most welcome, sir.
00:56:49 Herbert Jenkins.
00:56:51 I'd like to say hello
00:56:53 You collect stamps?
00:56:55 Charities.
00:56:57 This R.S.P.C.C.
00:56:59 What is this R.S. P...
00:57:01 Cruelty to children.
00:57:03 Of course, you give money
00:57:08 ...children and...
00:57:11 ...we, of course...
00:57:13 ...we also give money
00:57:17 I see you're holding
00:57:19 Funnily enough...
00:57:21 ...I addressed the last annual meeting
00:57:24 Do you know much
00:57:32 If I could get the formula
00:57:36 You just have to get me down
00:57:40 I'm ready.
00:57:42 I don't know.
00:57:43 I've got to find the formula.
00:57:46 No.
00:57:47 This is too dangerous.
00:57:49 Grandma.
00:57:53 It's not far down.
00:57:55 You're asking me to lower you
00:57:58 You two can't take on
00:58:01 We can.
00:58:04 No one else will believe us.
00:58:06 Quick, before she comes back.
00:58:17 Luke, be careful.
00:58:19 Please be careful.
00:58:21 I'll be careful.
00:58:22 Don't worry.
00:58:24 Not so fast.
00:58:35 Be careful.
00:58:36 I will.
00:58:48 Oh, no!
00:58:52 Grandma!
00:58:55 Luke, what happened?
00:58:58 Why don't you answer?
00:59:03 Down, cat.
00:59:05 No, cat.
00:59:09 Grandma, help!
00:59:15 Down, cat!
00:59:16 No. Go, cat.
00:59:20 Grandma!
00:59:22 Get away. Help!
00:59:23 Get him away, Grandma!
00:59:28 Grandma, help!
00:59:31 Puss!
00:59:32 Grandma, come on!
00:59:35 Get it, cat.
00:59:36 Cat, puss.
00:59:39 Come on.
00:59:44 Keep him there, Grandma.
00:59:46 Come on,
00:59:48 Come on, pussy.
00:59:49 Keep him busy.
00:59:52 Here. Take it.
00:59:59 Come on.
01:00:00 Take it, you silly cat.
01:00:03 Don't let him in.
01:00:05 Puss.
01:00:07 Here.
01:00:24 Hang on, tail.
01:00:32 Come on, formula.
01:01:00 It has been unforgettable,
01:01:03 My pleasure, madam.
01:01:05 What a stimulating conversation
01:01:07 It's not every day that one meets a lady
01:01:10 ...and compassion.
01:01:27 It's got to be somewhere up here.
01:01:29 It's just got to be.
01:01:39 Oh, man.
01:01:46 We've got it, Grandma.
01:01:51 Did you realize
01:01:54 Dreadful man.
01:01:56 It was an act of mercy.
01:01:57 The child shall never grow up
01:02:02 - Thanks.
01:02:09 Liebchen?
01:02:19 What is this?
01:02:22 I'm so sorry.
01:02:23 - I dropped my knitting.
01:02:27 I'm knitting for my grandson.
01:02:29 Have you seen him?
01:02:31 No, no.
01:02:33 Come, Liebchen.
01:02:34 I'm dreadfully sorry.
01:02:37 That's quite all right.
01:02:39 If I see your grandson, I will...
01:02:44 I will turn him into a mouse.
01:02:45 And you, meddling old woman,
01:02:56 - Room 208.
01:02:59 Miss Ernst.
01:03:02 Who is it?
01:03:03 You told them to come up
01:03:07 All right,
01:03:15 Come in.
01:03:17 You were wonderful
01:03:24 You bad cat, Liebchen.
01:03:41 So, when do you think
01:03:44 First of the year,
01:03:46 This is a very pleasant hotel.
01:03:49 The question is:
01:04:13 I've got the formula!
01:04:15 Thank God.
01:04:18 Darling, I was so worried.
01:04:20 There's 500 doses
01:04:23 It's enough to change all the witches
01:04:27 Where's Bruno?
01:04:29 There's some jolly good grapes here.
01:04:32 What's happening?
01:04:33 Nothing until dinnertime.
01:04:35 We've got to get you back
01:04:38 What time is it?
01:04:40 7:00.
01:04:41 They'll be in the bar.
01:04:43 A sherry and a large malt whiskey
01:04:45 ...at 7:00 sharp.
01:04:47 It gives you an appetite.
01:04:49 Does it?
01:04:50 Come on.
01:04:52 Into my handbag,
01:04:55 This is going to be difficult.
01:04:58 I'm full.
01:04:59 We've got to get to
01:05:03 That tickles.
01:05:07 Is that them?
01:05:08 Yes. Listen, Grandma.
01:05:10 Maybe we ought to...
01:05:12 No, wait! Listen.
01:05:17 Don't drown it.
01:05:19 - Sorry.
01:05:21 She was drowning it.
01:05:23 Are you Mr. And Mrs. Jenkins?
01:05:26 Hole in one.
01:05:29 I'd like to have a word
01:05:33 Sit down.
01:05:37 What's the little tyke
01:05:39 Raiding the kitchen,
01:05:43 If we could go somewhere more private.
01:05:46 Private?
01:05:48 Well, it is rather a...
01:05:51 ...personal matter.
01:05:52 Look, Mrs. Whatever your name is...
01:05:55 ...if Bruno has broken a window
01:05:58 ...I'll pay for it,
01:06:01 We always sit at this table.
01:06:02 Where is Bruno anyway?
01:06:07 He is here already.
01:06:10 What?
01:06:11 In my handbag.
01:06:14 Your son has suffered a mishap.
01:06:17 He has been drastically altered.
01:06:21 Altered?
01:06:22 What do you mean, "altered"?
01:06:24 I'm trying to tell you
01:06:28 My grandson saw them
01:06:31 Saw who doing what?
01:06:34 Saw the witches turn him
01:06:42 Are you crackers?
01:06:46 Tell the manager to throw
01:06:49 You need a funny farm, you do.
01:06:52 Tell them, Bruno.
01:06:56 It's a mouse!
01:06:58 I can't stand them!
01:07:01 It is Bruno.
01:07:04 Get out of here!
01:07:06 - Tell them, Bruno.
01:07:10 It's me, Mum.
01:07:12 Out, before I call the police,
01:07:15 I don't think
01:07:18 Push off!
01:07:19 Never come back,
01:07:22 I did my best, Bruno.
01:07:24 Don't worry, dear.
01:07:28 Evening, madam, I'm just popping
01:07:32 How is the room service here?
01:07:33 - Diabolical.
01:07:35 How do you know
01:07:37 Come along. Walk downstairs.
01:07:40 I suppose it must be.
01:07:42 - It's a five-course meal.
01:09:02 I'd like to go home,
01:09:05 - What are you doing here?
01:09:07 No! Go to your room
01:09:11 ...tomorrow's flight.
01:09:14 But it's our banquet!
01:09:16 You are not here
01:09:18 You are here as my staff.
01:09:20 Go to your room! Now!
01:09:23 Ladies.
01:09:27 I quit!
01:09:42 I can't go through with it.
01:09:46 Grandma, if we don't try...
01:09:48 ...every mother and father
01:09:53 - I know.
01:09:55 8:03. Now, 8:15 exactly.
01:09:58 - I'll remember.
01:10:01 Grandma, now!
01:10:06 No, madam.
01:10:07 I'm sorry.
01:10:09 I am sorry, truly.
01:10:11 The guests are not permitted, madam.
01:10:14 I am sorry, but...
01:10:54 One moment.
01:11:06 How is the cress soup
01:11:12 A soup!
01:11:14 Very good,
01:11:15 No more?
01:11:21 What are you doing?
01:11:23 Are you a murderer
01:11:43 They're everywhere.
01:11:51 Table 5 says
01:11:53 I will take care of
01:12:00 Chef!
01:12:03 The R.S.P.C.C. Party all want soup.
01:12:06 That's 87 for watercress.
01:12:08 Debby, bring the soup tureens.
01:12:10 He'll adore it now.
01:12:41 I'll check the soup
01:12:54 She's eating the soup.
01:13:03 I'll see you later.
01:13:05 We're short-staffed tonight.
01:13:12 I may be a little late.
01:13:15 I can wait.
01:13:28 What is it?
01:13:41 Now.
01:13:47 A mouse!
01:13:55 There's a mouse running around
01:13:59 For goodness sake.
01:14:03 Get it out!
01:14:05 Take your trousers off,
01:14:07 Take your pants off.
01:14:09 Give me that.
01:14:10 Somebody get it out
01:14:16 I got to get out of here.
01:14:17 Somebody get it out!
01:14:21 I saw it.
01:14:22 Do you see it?
01:14:23 Nothing.
01:14:26 There's nothing much in there.
01:14:30 A lot of fuss
01:14:36 It's gone.
01:14:55 Yes?
01:14:57 What kind of soup is that?
01:14:58 That is the cress soup.
01:15:00 If they're all having cress soup,
01:15:04 That soup is specially made for
01:15:07 The soup on the menu tonight
01:15:10 ...and very nice it is, too.
01:15:12 But I don't want cock-a-leekie.
01:15:14 I don't like cock-a-leekie.
01:15:17 So take that back to the kitchen...
01:15:19 ...and tell the chef there's one more order
01:15:22 There's a laddie.
01:15:40 What's that then?
01:15:56 Don't touch it!
01:15:59 Don't touch the soup!
01:16:00 Child!
01:16:03 Good.
01:16:05 Hurry up.
01:16:12 Nearly 8:15.
01:16:18 No. I can't believe it.
01:16:20 Dear me!
01:16:21 No, madam, please.
01:16:23 Just a moment.
01:16:35 8:15. I made it!
01:16:41 One more...
01:16:43 ...cress soup, table 9.
01:17:20 Hi, Bruno.
01:17:24 Lovely, isn't it?
01:17:25 Red.
01:17:27 Yes.
01:17:28 Red.
01:17:34 I didn't want to be
01:17:41 I'll bring you
01:17:44 - Well?
01:17:46 - The whole bottle?
01:17:49 You angel.
01:17:51 You're bleeding.
01:17:53 A cook tried to cut off my tail
01:17:57 Look! The Grand High Witch
01:18:03 They all are.
01:18:14 Another roll, sir?
01:18:15 No, thanks.
01:18:17 I'd like some...
01:18:22 I'd like some black pepper, please.
01:18:24 - My God!
01:18:27 Bruno's father
01:18:30 - Stop him!
01:18:32 I agree, dear,
01:18:36 At least we got some cress soup.
01:18:38 Don't touch it!
01:18:40 I told you she was a loony.
01:18:44 Look at my bloody soup!
01:18:46 And all that stuff about Bruno!
01:18:49 Bruno has been turned into...
01:18:52 He has not been turned into a...
01:18:54 Yes, I have.
01:19:04 Don't worry, Dad.
01:19:08 ...just so long as the cat doesn't get me.
01:19:10 Bruno.
01:19:11 No more school,
01:19:14 I'll live in the kitchen cupboard.
01:19:18 This is a trick.
01:19:20 It's that whiskey.
01:19:23 Hello, Mum.
01:19:26 Would you like to know
01:19:37 It's working.
01:19:48 Let go of me!
01:19:53 My Formula 86!
01:19:58 That woman over there.
01:20:02 She is the Grand High Witch.
01:20:09 Grandma,
01:20:14 She did it to Bruno...
01:20:18 ...and thousands of other children
01:20:26 Good evening.
01:20:27 You're doomed,
01:20:30 You're doomed forever!
01:20:32 It must work.
01:20:34 You.
01:20:43 This is it, Bruno.
01:20:56 Come on!
01:20:57 Get the mice!
01:21:06 One is a witch.
01:21:08 The most evil and appalling woman
01:21:13 A loathsome...
01:21:15 ...hideous disgrace!
01:21:18 Yeah, Grandma!
01:21:19 I'm not finished with you yet,
01:21:24 Next time!
01:21:27 No next time.
01:21:29 This time it's your turn.
01:21:45 Herbert, do something!
01:21:46 It's in your garment.
01:21:48 - Good night.
01:21:53 Get that brown one!
01:21:58 Look, it's her.
01:22:01 Get away from me!
01:22:03 Don't let her get away.
01:22:05 Get away!
01:22:11 Get me out of here!
01:22:16 Get out of my hotel!
01:22:21 Mr. Stringer.
01:22:24 There's an especially impetuous one
01:22:28 Thank you.
01:22:29 It's a pleasure.
01:22:32 Get away from me!
01:22:33 I tell you,
01:22:37 Get away from me!
01:22:52 My mum's not very crazy about mice.
01:22:55 So I see.
01:22:58 Here is Bruno.
01:23:01 - Thank you.
01:23:04 Hi, Dad. Hi, Mum.
01:23:07 Stop it, dear. Stop it.
01:23:09 This is our Bruno.
01:23:12 Don't cry, Mum.
01:23:18 Just a minute, Grandma.
01:23:19 'Bye, Bruno.
01:23:21 'Bye.
01:23:23 Excuse me.
01:23:27 You always wanted me
01:23:29 Well, look at me now.
01:23:40 There. But I still don't understand.
01:23:43 I won't be long.
01:23:51 Come on, this way.
01:23:52 Right to the main dining room.
01:23:55 Hurry up.
01:23:56 - Your taxi, madam.
01:24:25 Put it down, Bill.
01:24:27 - That's it.
01:24:31 - Can you manage?
01:24:33 Look out.
01:24:38 - Mrs. Evershim?
01:24:40 - There's a trunk for you.
01:24:43 - Will you sign for it?
01:24:46 Come in.
01:24:48 Great!
01:24:50 Don't open it yet.
01:24:53 Put it down there.
01:24:55 All right, ma'am.
01:24:57 That's it.
01:24:59 Here I come.
01:25:02 Thank you.
01:25:04 I still have no idea
01:25:07 This is really gonna surprise you.
01:25:12 Open it.
01:25:14 - But what is it?
01:25:18 Money!
01:25:21 I saw it in the Grand High Witch's room.
01:25:23 I figured we could use it
01:25:28 America?
01:25:30 We've got to
01:25:33 Look!
01:25:36 It was the Grand High Witch's.
01:25:38 It has the name and address
01:25:49 You are a genius.
01:25:57 "It doesn't matter who you are
01:26:01 "As long as somebody loves you"
01:26:05 Luke.
01:26:05 What a day.
01:26:08 Perhaps we could find
01:26:11 ...to turn you back
01:26:13 I'll never be able to
01:26:17 I don't know.
01:26:18 How long do mice live?
01:26:20 I hope we have time to take on
01:26:25 Shall we go to New York?
01:26:26 I've never been to New York.
01:26:32 Can we travel by ship?
01:26:34 First class.
01:26:36 The best cabin.
01:26:38 The best of everything.
01:26:44 Good night, Grandma.
01:26:47 Good night, Luke.
01:27:00 I really am happy to be a mouse,
01:27:05 I know, my darling.
01:27:54 Grandma!
01:27:57 Grandma, what's happening?
01:28:41 Off you go,
01:28:48 Look, they're back!
01:28:57 Don't forget Bruno!