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Without a Paddle Nature s Calling
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Geek. |
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Ben, honey, |
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Twenty-two seconds into high school |
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Dweeb, nerd, slut. |
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Super nerd. Not you, you. |
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- Zach, what's up? |
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This is going to be our year, Benji. |
| 00:02:00 |
Yeah, I'll settle for a moderate drop |
| 00:02:03 |
- Still aiming low, huh? |
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You really think we got a shot |
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These girls aren't looking |
| 00:02:12 |
That'll come later. Am I right, ladies? |
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Let's go. |
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Howdy! Howdy! |
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Looks like she made two new friends |
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- Yeah! |
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Stand back as I boldly go |
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Just sign here. Rats have rights, too. |
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No more dissections. |
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Please just sign here. |
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- Just sign here. |
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Hi. I'm Heather. |
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- And you are? |
| 00:02:54 |
Right. Well, here's the petition. |
| 00:02:57 |
Yeah, dissections are terrible, |
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you know, the thing getting dissected. |
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Awesome! It's really cool |
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who is also into not killing animals. |
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Like sometimes, I'm afraid to tell people |
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- "Virgin"? |
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But... |
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Thanks. You've done a great thing here. |
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Ben Reed. |
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Just sign here. No more dissections. |
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- Look here. Fresh meat. |
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Maybe we should call him rat-boy, huh? |
| 00:03:47 |
Hey, Ben, are these boys |
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Guess I shouldn't be surprised. |
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Bruce Wayne or his Boy Wonder? |
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I'm guessing they both |
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Get him! |
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- Fight, fight! |
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- Guys! |
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- Oh, my God! |
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Stop it! Come on! |
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"I'm thinking they both like |
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I told you this was going to |
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Hey, do me a solid and wake me up |
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Sure thing. |
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Heather. |
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Sweetie, don't forget |
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You can expel me |
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but you can't make me give up the fight. |
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- You're done at this school. |
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Don't do this to the rats! |
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Free the rats! Free all the rats! |
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Don't worry, Benji. |
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Thank you. |
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How you doing, Mrs. Washington? |
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I'm going to be back |
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but this time I shuffle. |
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What's up, Mr. Reynolds? |
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Oh, yeah. |
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- Watch out, ladies. |
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By the way, Mrs. B, allow me to say |
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Parisian velour, am I right? |
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Zachary. |
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- You are such a flirt! |
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There you are, Grandmama. |
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Ready for another cracking good day |
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Oh, chit. |
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Zachary, this is |
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He's some computer whiz |
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Yes. Bristol, actually. |
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Though not really computers, mind you, |
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more mobile Internet device |
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All very technical, |
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Well, right-o! |
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Yes? Lovely. Here we go then. Right-o! |
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You can join us again at 6:00 and 11:00 |
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Coming up next, |
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- For you. |
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- Ben Reed. |
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You'll never guess |
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Zach, can this wait? |
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Sure. No problem. |
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Yeah, will do. Later. |
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Ben, good news. The Laport brothers |
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- What? How is that good news for me? |
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since they must be |
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They thought you were going to |
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They shot up a deli |
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simply 'cause the deli |
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It's a minor miracle I got the judge |
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Well, you're right. |
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to represent them on, now doesn't it? |
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Once the cops catch up with them, |
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Ah, those Laport brothers. |
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Actually, sir, I was wondering |
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if you would assign another attorney |
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so I can finally get started on that |
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Got a new one here for you, Ben. |
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- You call me tonight on that, will you? |
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- I... Sir... |
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Yeah, I'm going to have to call you back. |
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That. Did you hear that? |
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Listen, I'm sorry... Yeah, I'm sorry. |
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Oh, God! Did you see that? |
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We need these done by Friday. |
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Thanks, guys. |
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Hi, Zach! |
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Easy, Mr. Reynolds. |
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Hey, listen, guys. If you guys |
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I know a club that has |
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So if you're not doing any... |
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Just a second. |
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Excuse me. |
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- Mrs. Bessler, is she okay? |
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I'm afraid she doesn't have much time. |
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- How are you, Mrs. B? |
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Don't talk, Mrs. Bessler. |
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Just shut up and listen. |
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- Okay. |
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I need to see her again before I die. |
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Of course. Just give me |
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I'll give her a call for you. |
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That's the problem. |
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Yes, seven years now, I'm afraid. |
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My step-sister left |
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Hasn't been seen since. |
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Interesting story how we came |
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It seems her father, Grandmama's son, |
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Nigel, please. |
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I need you to find my granddaughter |
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Please, Zachary. You're my only hope. |
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But my job. I can't just... |
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All I ask is that you take a few days. |
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You know, |
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- Somewhere in Oregon. |
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I can pay you. |
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I have some money in our coffeemaker. |
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I can't take your money, Mrs. B. |
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But I'd be happy to help you |
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Thank you, Zachary. Thank you. |
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Everything you need is in here. |
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All right. |
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Hey. Terribly sporting of you |
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though I do feel it's a bit |
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- What do you mean? |
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Twice, in fact. I engaged the services |
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but I'm afraid my step-sister |
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It's all in there, her last whereabouts, |
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Well, good luck. |
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Holy shiitake! |
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Mr. Laport, you and your brother |
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Your only hope now is |
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Look, you little punk, |
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Sir, please don't talk to me like that. |
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Oh, yeah? |
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Well, maybe you should |
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Maybe you should look into |
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Hello. Hello? |
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That's just great. |
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- Yeah. |
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Mr. Harry Lipshutz is here to see you. |
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My high school principal? |
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Mr. Lipshutz, huh? |
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Figured you wouldn't come |
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- What's up, Zach? |
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- I need you to come along. |
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- I wish I could, but I'm... |
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"but I'll call you when things slow down." |
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Dude, are you not afraid |
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Look, I'm not asking for you, |
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I'm asking for her. |
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Heather? |
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After all these years. |
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- I wonder if she'll still remember me. |
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- Really? |
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She's going to remember you. |
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it's Zach and Ben together again, |
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- Yeah, we are. |
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Hello, mate. |
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Glad I caught you |
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Nigel, what are you doing here? |
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Well, Grandmama asked me |
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I guess three heads are better than one, |
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Cool. Well, Nigel, this is Ben. |
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- Nigel is Heather's step-brother. |
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- Nigel, pleasure. |
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Right-o, there you are. |
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Nice car. Don't scratch it. |
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Wow, that's old school. |
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- Excellent. Just lovely. |
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This should be cracking good fun. |
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Just think, the three of us |
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on the open road, |
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- Here we go. |
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We're on our way. |
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Reminds me of the time |
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with my mates from Cambridge. |
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"What-ho," I cried. Of course, the young |
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for a colloquial expression |
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Quick leak, then we're on our way. |
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Watch the wind, Nigel. |
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Who would talk and talk and talk. |
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About so big and sort of... Chop. |
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Tiny little trees. Did you see that? |
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I haven't felt a breeze like this |
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the dreaded flatulent elephants |
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Oh, yeah! I'm free! |
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I'm king of the world! |
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When he suggested that I am a 'tard, |
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I simply felt obliged to point out |
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ad, "to," and mors, "death." "To death." |
| 00:16:40 |
Hey, boat rentals. |
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You should have seen his face. |
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So, years later my search |
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picked up again in Belgium, |
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where I instinctively decided |
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Sounds like fun. Listen, Nigel, |
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Ben and I are gonna ask around |
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Division of labors and all that. |
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Remind me to tell you about my days |
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No. Don't. This will take care of |
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- You got the rest? |
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- Great. |
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I'm terribly sorry, chaps. |
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I think I've left all my US currency |
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This is a little bit embarrassing. |
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- This happened to me years ago in... |
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...Dublin, I think. |
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But we really do have to get underway. |
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- Sorry, this is silly. I'm sorry. |
| 00:17:35 |
- Silly me. Sorry about that. |
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- Keep going. Go. Keep going. |
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Sorry. |
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Ten straight hours without shutting up, |
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Look, I know he's |
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but couldn't Nigel meet |
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like falling on someone's knife |
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Benji, eyes on the prize. |
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Let's ask around, |
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All right. All right. All right. |
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- All right? |
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The only other place open is a bar. |
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My kind of town. |
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That's fine. |
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Nice decorating job. |
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Yeah. The way I like my women, |
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Gentlemen. |
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Nothing like that first beer of the day, |
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Actually, make mine a coffee. Decaf. |
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One Bud and |
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one coffee, decaf. |
| 00:19:03 |
That's... That's good coffee. |
| 00:19:08 |
We were wondering, |
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Earthchild. |
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- Earthchild? |
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Her hippie name. |
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She and her pal Thunderstorm |
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Didn't like the atmosphere much. |
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Earthchild and Thunderstorm, man. |
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I haven't thought about them in years. |
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Talk about boner fiders. |
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Yeah. Too bad they're both dead. |
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- Dead? |
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What happened? |
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They went deep into the woods, |
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Well, that doesn't mean |
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They could've moved on |
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- Yeah. |
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What part of D-E-D |
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Them woods got a reputation. |
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A reputation? |
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A creature |
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watching, waiting. |
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And when you least expect it... |
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It snatch you up. |
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- Yeah. Okay. |
| 00:20:25 |
Fine, don't believe us. |
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Chalk it up to the superstitious rants |
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No, no. |
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Before you dismiss us completely, |
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just take a ponder |
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Well, this has all been |
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- Yeah. |
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to where Earthchild |
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you know, before they were killed. |
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Suit yourself. |
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I've never been there myself, mind you. |
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Just going by what I heard. |
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Okay. |
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What's this here, "A shapely pass"? |
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Actually, shapely ass. |
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When you find it, you'll know your rear. |
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I mean, near. |
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Of course, by that time, |
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- Of course. |
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Well, thank you very much. |
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- We'll see you around. |
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Okay. |
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Have you ever seen so many idiots |
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Well, not outside a courtroom. |
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Come on! Creatures, wall of the dead, |
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Smile, boys. |
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That's not good. |
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- Let's go. |
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- We really need two kegs? |
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What if something happens to the first? |
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Like what? |
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- Like we finish it. |
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We're in luck, chaps. |
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It looks like it's gonna be |
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Took the words right out of my mouth. |
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Nigel, is all this really necessary? |
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Oh, you're joking. Of course. |
| 00:23:00 |
- Papaya enzyme scrub? |
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Skin calmer? |
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Nair for Men? |
| 00:23:07 |
Well, the ladies prefer me smooth. |
| 00:23:10 |
Let's avoid that particular stop |
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What's this? |
| 00:23:15 |
My darts. I was Commonwealth |
| 00:23:18 |
Practice makes perfect, and all that. |
| 00:23:20 |
Really? Only four years? |
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Yes. Well, I would have won |
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but I was visiting with the Dalai Lama |
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Dalai Lama? |
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Right. |
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Can I grease a fellow up? |
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- No. |
| 00:23:37 |
No? Okay. You wouldn't mind |
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- What? No, I... |
| 00:23:44 |
- Thank you. I appreciate it. |
| 00:23:46 |
Thank you. |
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Zach. |
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Go for it, buddy. |
| 00:23:51 |
- This is... |
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Just a pea-sized blob. Thank you. |
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Lift your hair. |
| 00:24:01 |
Little more. |
| 00:24:05 |
That's cold. |
| 00:24:07 |
Let's never speak of this. |
| 00:24:08 |
- Little shiver down my spine. |
| 00:24:10 |
- In fact, let's not talk now. |
| 00:24:16 |
Oh, that's lovely. |
| 00:24:19 |
- You boys ready? |
| 00:24:22 |
- Nigel. |
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Stroke! Stroke! |
| 00:24:29 |
Stroke! Stroke! |
| 00:24:32 |
It feels like I'm back |
| 00:24:34 |
Stroke! |
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- What the hell are you doing? |
| 00:24:37 |
Isn't that what Lyle and Kyle |
| 00:24:40 |
No, I believe that was cock-stain. |
| 00:24:42 |
- Cock-stain. |
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is the setter of the pace, lads. |
| 00:24:45 |
I crewed for two years at Harberton. |
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Oh, those were the days. |
| 00:24:49 |
Chapel, choir. |
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First alternate to the chess squad, |
| 00:24:54 |
- He's just so annoying. |
| 00:24:57 |
I mean, here we are |
| 00:24:59 |
It's quiet, it's peaceful, |
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Reed here. No. No, you don't know |
| 00:25:09 |
No, they shot up a deli. |
| 00:25:12 |
No. No. Send our investigators, ASAP. |
| 00:25:16 |
And whatever you do, |
| 00:25:18 |
Okay. I'm gonna call you later. |
| 00:25:21 |
Bye. |
| 00:25:22 |
Yeah. |
| 00:25:24 |
Just lovely. This stretch reminds me |
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Minus all the tsetse flies, |
| 00:25:31 |
Hey, here's a thought. |
| 00:25:34 |
Yes. Very good, sir. It's the truth. |
| 00:25:39 |
Please. Tell me we're getting close. |
| 00:25:40 |
Map says we're coming up |
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Dead Man's Run. |
| 00:25:46 |
Yeah, this should be exhilarating. |
| 00:25:48 |
- Dead Man's Run? |
| 00:25:56 |
All right. Here we go. Here we go. |
| 00:26:01 |
Come on. |
| 00:26:07 |
Yes, dig in. |
| 00:26:11 |
Right side! Right side! Starboard! |
| 00:26:15 |
That's right. |
| 00:26:17 |
That's right. Keep on. |
| 00:26:25 |
Come on. |
| 00:26:32 |
Dig in, boys! Dig in! |
| 00:26:36 |
Yeah! |
| 00:26:40 |
- Push hard to the left! |
| 00:26:46 |
I must say that was really |
| 00:26:50 |
- Actually, it was kind of fun. |
| 00:26:58 |
Oh, what a ride. |
| 00:27:00 |
Yeah. |
| 00:27:07 |
So, what's next? |
| 00:27:09 |
All right. |
| 00:27:12 |
Well, that sounds easy enough. |
| 00:27:14 |
- Let's do it. |
| 00:27:19 |
Who said rafting was difficult? |
| 00:27:23 |
- Okay. |
| 00:27:26 |
- This doesn't look too heavenly! |
| 00:27:28 |
- We just dig in and give over to... |
| 00:27:30 |
- Retreat! |
| 00:27:35 |
My Lord, give us strength. |
| 00:27:38 |
Come on, dig in! |
| 00:27:47 |
Come on, now. Come on. |
| 00:27:52 |
Paddle it. Paddle it. |
| 00:27:54 |
To the left. To the left. |
| 00:27:59 |
That's good. |
| 00:28:00 |
That's good. Forward two! Forward two! |
| 00:28:06 |
Coming around. |
| 00:28:08 |
- Coming up right side. |
| 00:28:10 |
- Look out. |
| 00:28:12 |
Come on! |
| 00:28:16 |
Yeah! |
| 00:28:23 |
Left! To your left! To your left! |
| 00:28:29 |
Come on. |
| 00:28:31 |
Come on! Yeah! |
| 00:28:33 |
End of the line here, boys! |
| 00:28:40 |
Oh, yeah! |
| 00:28:44 |
Yeah! |
| 00:28:46 |
- Yeah! Yeah! |
| 00:28:48 |
What a ride. |
| 00:28:51 |
Yeah! |
| 00:28:56 |
I haven't been this exhausted |
| 00:28:58 |
with two beautiful physical therapists |
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I didn't know you went to Texas. |
| 00:29:03 |
This looks like a lovely little spot. |
| 00:29:05 |
- Shall we? |
| 00:29:06 |
Bring her in, lads. |
| 00:29:11 |
- Nice land. |
| 00:29:16 |
I bet that bartender sent us down |
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the most insane part |
| 00:29:20 |
I see you got the beer. |
| 00:29:23 |
Okay. |
| 00:29:26 |
Damn it. Light a fire? |
| 00:29:35 |
Tell me again why |
| 00:29:37 |
It was the little green shorts |
| 00:29:40 |
That and the camping. |
| 00:29:43 |
It's all coming back to me. |
| 00:29:44 |
Little more kindling. |
| 00:29:50 |
Right. I'll give it a shot. |
| 00:29:52 |
- Oh, you go. |
| 00:29:55 |
- There she goes. |
| 00:29:58 |
Nothing like a roaring blaze |
| 00:30:01 |
Hear, hear. |
| 00:30:04 |
Right. What's for supper? |
| 00:30:10 |
Wait, you brought two kegs of beer, |
| 00:30:12 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:30:14 |
That's okay. |
| 00:30:15 |
I can go muster us up a meal. |
| 00:30:17 |
I'll be back in a tick. |
| 00:30:19 |
What are the darts for? |
| 00:30:20 |
Fishing, dear boy. Fishing. |
| 00:30:25 |
"Fishing." |
| 00:30:27 |
You should have brought some |
| 00:30:31 |
What do you mean, |
| 00:30:35 |
No. No. |
| 00:30:37 |
Keep searching, and call me |
| 00:30:42 |
Okay, bye. |
| 00:30:46 |
What? |
| 00:30:49 |
Nothing. |
| 00:30:52 |
Look, I'm sorry, |
| 00:30:55 |
where I can just drop everything and go. |
| 00:31:01 |
Okay, okay, okay. Fine. I'm done. |
| 00:31:07 |
Now what? |
| 00:31:08 |
I don't know, man. We talk. |
| 00:31:10 |
Okay. |
| 00:31:11 |
Talk about... |
| 00:31:13 |
We talk about whatever. |
| 00:31:15 |
We talk about, like... |
| 00:31:17 |
I don't know. |
| 00:31:22 |
I mean, let's talk about, like, |
| 00:31:28 |
or the fact that we saw two stuffed |
| 00:31:31 |
That was awesome! |
| 00:31:32 |
We're on a crazy adventure right now. |
| 00:31:43 |
Where is Nigel? |
| 00:31:44 |
- He's been gone a long time. |
| 00:31:46 |
Right. |
| 00:31:48 |
Hey. Hey, maybe |
| 00:31:54 |
Oh, it reminds me of my days |
| 00:31:56 |
and serving as Vice Chair |
| 00:32:00 |
- That was good. |
| 00:32:04 |
Listen, man, I'm sorry about before. |
| 00:32:06 |
Yeah, me, too. |
| 00:32:09 |
It's just, you know... Things just got |
| 00:32:16 |
I've had a lot going on lately. |
| 00:32:19 |
Yeah, but you've got to admit it, though, |
| 00:32:21 |
if it wasn't for Heather, you wouldn't |
| 00:32:25 |
- That's not true. |
| 00:32:28 |
You are obsessed with this girl. |
| 00:32:31 |
Obsessed? That's insane. |
| 00:32:34 |
No more insane than |
| 00:32:36 |
in every other girl |
| 00:32:39 |
- What? You're... |
| 00:32:41 |
Okay, allow me to demonstrate. |
| 00:32:44 |
- Hey, no. |
| 00:32:46 |
Here we go. Remember Joy? |
| 00:32:49 |
Okay, I... I can see there's a slight |
| 00:32:54 |
resemblance. |
| 00:32:56 |
- Slight? |
| 00:32:57 |
Okay. |
| 00:32:58 |
Then tell me, |
| 00:33:05 |
Or, let's see... Elaine. |
| 00:33:09 |
- Well... |
| 00:33:21 |
Look, man, I'm sorry. |
| 00:33:23 |
No, you're right. |
| 00:33:27 |
I am obsessed. |
| 00:33:29 |
I mean, even if we do |
| 00:33:32 |
which is a pretty big "if," |
| 00:33:35 |
why would she give a damn |
| 00:33:39 |
I don't know, man. |
| 00:33:43 |
it's about the getting there |
| 00:33:45 |
more than the being there, |
| 00:33:52 |
I have no idea what you just said. |
| 00:33:54 |
Neither do I. |
| 00:33:57 |
Cheers. |
| 00:34:01 |
What was that? |
| 00:34:05 |
Maybe it's the yokels from the bar |
| 00:34:08 |
Yeah. |
| 00:34:09 |
Trying to make us think there's actually |
| 00:34:13 |
Right. |
| 00:34:24 |
Are... |
| 00:34:25 |
Are we drunk? |
| 00:34:28 |
You mean we're not? |
| 00:34:34 |
You seeing shadows? |
| 00:34:36 |
I was hoping that was just the beer. |
| 00:34:40 |
Nigel, what are you doing? |
| 00:34:42 |
You okay? |
| 00:34:44 |
Didn't you hear the howling noise? |
| 00:34:46 |
I'm sure you're just referring |
| 00:34:49 |
commonly known as the coyote. |
| 00:34:51 |
Although they do sound |
| 00:34:54 |
- Yes. |
| 00:34:57 |
Well, the good news is, |
| 00:35:01 |
- Freshwater trout. |
| 00:35:03 |
Dude, what would we do without you? |
| 00:35:05 |
Oh, come off it. I'm sure you chaps |
| 00:35:11 |
Sure. |
| 00:35:13 |
How about we just eat? |
| 00:35:14 |
Excellent. Right. |
| 00:35:29 |
You weren't really scared |
| 00:35:32 |
- Are you kidding me? No. |
| 00:35:35 |
- Right. |
| 00:35:40 |
Dude, that trout was fantastic. |
| 00:35:43 |
I still can't believe |
| 00:35:46 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:35:47 |
while I was on the circuit. |
| 00:35:50 |
Though not much of a life, I'm afraid. |
| 00:35:54 |
I spent every night in a pub, |
| 00:35:56 |
drinking and tossing, |
| 00:36:01 |
Oh, apologies for earlier, by the way. |
| 00:36:04 |
I had no intention |
| 00:36:06 |
We weren't really mad, Nigel. |
| 00:36:08 |
It was just something that these |
| 00:36:11 |
Right. They said there's like |
| 00:36:16 |
Really? Well, we'll just have |
| 00:36:27 |
Dude. |
| 00:36:28 |
Right. Fancy a splash? |
| 00:36:30 |
Oh, no, I got a beer, so... |
| 00:36:31 |
No. Oh, okay. More for me. Lovely. |
| 00:36:34 |
All right, let's tuck in. |
| 00:36:39 |
That's good trout. |
| 00:36:43 |
I would've had the wine |
| 00:37:14 |
Damn it. |
| 00:37:38 |
Hey, what are you doing? |
| 00:37:44 |
Hey! |
| 00:37:47 |
Go away. |
| 00:37:52 |
I said, get out of here. |
| 00:37:58 |
I'm sorry, little buddy, |
| 00:38:09 |
Easy there, Pepé. |
| 00:38:13 |
Zach, wake up! |
| 00:38:15 |
Zach, you got to get this thing off me. |
| 00:38:18 |
Zach! |
| 00:38:32 |
Oh, boy. |
| 00:38:39 |
Zach. Zach. |
| 00:38:42 |
You got to wake up, man. |
| 00:38:44 |
- What's going on? |
| 00:38:47 |
We got to go. Now, now. |
| 00:38:51 |
Come on. |
| 00:38:53 |
Holy shiitake! |
| 00:38:54 |
Come on. |
| 00:39:03 |
- Early morning workout? |
| 00:39:05 |
psycho squirrels heading our way. |
| 00:39:07 |
Oh, well, good for you. |
| 00:39:08 |
I'm pretty sure they mean us |
| 00:39:10 |
Not a problem. |
| 00:39:20 |
This is going to make for |
| 00:39:21 |
Don't worry. Once those |
| 00:39:24 |
there won't be anything left to bury. |
| 00:39:28 |
What did you do to |
| 00:39:30 |
- Go! |
| 00:39:31 |
Don't try to pin this on me. |
| 00:39:33 |
Stroke, stroke, stroke! |
| 00:39:36 |
- Stroke, stroke, stroke! |
| 00:39:38 |
- Keep going. |
| 00:39:44 |
Hey, will you look at this? |
| 00:39:46 |
He's looking right at me. |
| 00:39:48 |
Hello, there, little fellow. |
| 00:39:50 |
Get him off! |
| 00:39:52 |
Oh, it hurts! Oh, it hurts! |
| 00:39:55 |
Well, left the trunk behind, |
| 00:40:07 |
So, what's next on the map? |
| 00:40:09 |
Okay, we're either heading for |
| 00:40:12 |
"Piss Filled Halls" or "Fist Full of Balls." |
| 00:40:17 |
I don't know. Benji, can you look at this? |
| 00:40:19 |
Dude, I'm still helping you |
| 00:40:22 |
I don't know. I can't read that. |
| 00:40:24 |
What is it? |
| 00:40:27 |
It's not a map. |
| 00:40:28 |
- Where are we? |
| 00:40:30 |
Feel like you're in a Piss Filled Hall? |
| 00:40:32 |
I don't feel like I'm in a Fist Full of Balls. |
| 00:40:35 |
I don't want to know what that feels like. |
| 00:40:37 |
Yeah, well, we still got Twin Boulders |
| 00:40:40 |
but I don't think I've seen any of those. |
| 00:40:41 |
- Me, neither. |
| 00:40:43 |
No, no, no. Got a leak. Got a leak. |
| 00:40:45 |
- Can it wait? |
| 00:40:48 |
Yeah, and this time, |
| 00:40:49 |
No, I don't mean I've got to take a leak. |
| 00:40:51 |
I mean, we've got a leak in the raft! |
| 00:40:53 |
- What? |
| 00:40:59 |
Okay, this is not the time to panic. |
| 00:41:01 |
Well, how about now? Now? |
| 00:41:04 |
- Is now a good time? |
| 00:41:05 |
I'm afraid we're going to have to rid |
| 00:41:08 |
Damn it, Nigel. |
| 00:41:09 |
Fine, the keg. Throw the keg. |
| 00:41:11 |
- No, not the beer! |
| 00:41:12 |
- No, no. |
| 00:41:14 |
Got to let it go, buddy. |
| 00:41:21 |
Fellows, I think I know |
| 00:41:25 |
talking about now. |
| 00:41:28 |
Oh, shiitake! |
| 00:41:29 |
We're gonna die. We're gonna die. |
| 00:41:32 |
- Bail! |
| 00:41:35 |
What? |
| 00:41:38 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:41:41 |
Bail water. |
| 00:41:43 |
For a lawyer, you need |
| 00:41:46 |
Why don't we talk about that? |
| 00:41:53 |
No way back across from here, lads. |
| 00:41:57 |
Sure. Assuming we don't drown first. |
| 00:42:01 |
Good one, Benjamin. Good one. |
| 00:42:03 |
I do envy you, boys. |
| 00:42:05 |
Going over those falls should |
| 00:42:08 |
Well, best of British luck to you. |
| 00:42:10 |
I hate that guy. Come on. |
| 00:42:22 |
Dude. |
| 00:42:24 |
We're going down. |
| 00:42:26 |
Not in a good way. |
| 00:42:50 |
Bloody nightmare. |
| 00:42:59 |
Now I've just got to |
| 00:43:01 |
So... |
| 00:43:04 |
All right. |
| 00:43:10 |
Land! |
| 00:43:13 |
Dry land. |
| 00:43:22 |
- We made it. |
| 00:43:25 |
You know what that means? |
| 00:43:27 |
It's just the two of us now. |
| 00:43:29 |
- Yeah! |
| 00:43:35 |
So, what's the plan? |
| 00:43:37 |
Well, we've got no raft. |
| 00:43:40 |
We've got no supplies, |
| 00:43:43 |
no food. |
| 00:43:45 |
- No beer. |
| 00:43:46 |
No. |
| 00:43:47 |
Well, logic dictates |
| 00:43:51 |
- And what do you say? |
| 00:43:58 |
Twin Boulders. |
| 00:44:05 |
What's next on the map? |
| 00:44:11 |
There's only one landmark |
| 00:44:14 |
- Shapely Ass! |
| 00:44:22 |
Okay, I admit it. |
| 00:44:23 |
I'm disappointed. I was looking |
| 00:44:26 |
This profession is about results. |
| 00:44:35 |
Split up. |
| 00:44:37 |
Split up. |
| 00:45:06 |
Overton. |
| 00:45:15 |
Massey. |
| 00:45:16 |
Nigel. |
| 00:45:18 |
Mr. Cahill sends his best. |
| 00:45:22 |
I bet he does. |
| 00:45:25 |
What's the point of |
| 00:45:27 |
Even if they survived the falls, |
| 00:45:28 |
they've no doubt turned tail |
| 00:45:32 |
You know, Mr. Cahill is quite |
| 00:45:37 |
You should not have failed to lose |
| 00:45:40 |
- as promised. |
| 00:45:42 |
I'm afraid my pride took over |
| 00:45:45 |
But, as I have already explained |
| 00:45:48 |
I will be able to pay back my full debt |
| 00:45:50 |
just as soon as I inherit |
| 00:45:53 |
It should be any day now, so... |
| 00:45:55 |
And what if your sister |
| 00:45:58 |
Step-sister. |
| 00:45:59 |
And, no, she won't inherit. She won't |
| 00:46:04 |
Plus, have you seen |
| 00:46:07 |
They couldn't find their peckers |
| 00:46:10 |
and headed north, trust me. |
| 00:46:14 |
Those two are not long for these woods. |
| 00:46:16 |
Well, you better hope so. Overton. |
| 00:46:23 |
Hey, so, have you thought of what you're |
| 00:46:26 |
No, dude, I haven't |
| 00:46:29 |
Hey, I know. What you've gotta do |
| 00:46:30 |
No, no, no. The last time |
| 00:46:33 |
the one about the monkey |
| 00:46:35 |
it didn't work, man. |
| 00:46:38 |
Well, it always works for me. |
| 00:47:07 |
This is an absolute waste of time. |
| 00:47:10 |
They wouldn't have survived those falls. |
| 00:47:13 |
hit their head on a rock, |
| 00:47:18 |
Truth is, we're lost, aren't we? |
| 00:47:22 |
Just be honest with me. |
| 00:47:24 |
The three of us are getting on famously. |
| 00:47:28 |
Nice work, Overton. |
| 00:47:31 |
Oh, come on, that could belong |
| 00:47:35 |
But it doesn't, does it? |
| 00:47:39 |
Bother. |
| 00:47:42 |
I'm so hungry, dude. |
| 00:47:44 |
I know. |
| 00:47:45 |
I want a spicy chicken |
| 00:47:49 |
I want to find, like, blueberry tree. |
| 00:47:54 |
I could go for some chili fries. |
| 00:47:56 |
Zach? Zach? |
| 00:47:58 |
Yeah? Shapely Ass? |
| 00:47:59 |
No. |
| 00:48:03 |
What is this? |
| 00:48:07 |
What the... |
| 00:48:09 |
This does not look good. |
| 00:48:18 |
- What the... |
| 00:48:19 |
Me, too. |
| 00:48:20 |
Well, I guess it doesn't matter |
| 00:48:23 |
That crazy bartender |
| 00:48:25 |
Wall of the dead, here we come! |
| 00:48:48 |
Shapely Ass. |
| 00:48:50 |
What? |
| 00:49:08 |
- Ben? |
| 00:49:12 |
This is... |
| 00:49:16 |
It actually feels like we're upside down. |
| 00:49:20 |
Zach, we are upside down, dude. |
| 00:49:24 |
Very upside down. |
| 00:49:33 |
- Ben? |
| 00:49:37 |
Do creatures have breasts? |
| 00:49:41 |
We in heaven? |
| 00:49:49 |
All right, get up. |
| 00:49:51 |
- You! |
| 00:49:52 |
- Get in there! |
| 00:49:53 |
- What? |
| 00:49:54 |
- Move it! |
| 00:49:55 |
A little faster, come on. |
| 00:49:57 |
All the way. |
| 00:49:58 |
Move it. |
| 00:49:59 |
There you go. |
| 00:50:03 |
We'll do anything you want. |
| 00:50:04 |
Silence, tree killers, |
| 00:50:07 |
First you survey the forest, |
| 00:50:10 |
Then you send in your logging crews |
| 00:50:15 |
Well, your path of destruction ends now. |
| 00:50:17 |
No, no. |
| 00:50:21 |
Heather? |
| 00:50:22 |
Heather? |
| 00:50:24 |
I go by my eco-warrior name |
| 00:50:26 |
- but how did you know that... |
| 00:50:29 |
We went to Palm Ridge High together. |
| 00:50:34 |
Remember? |
| 00:50:36 |
Ben Reed, he signed your petition |
| 00:50:39 |
Zach Howel? |
| 00:50:41 |
I remember now. |
| 00:50:52 |
So, you're not surveyors |
| 00:50:55 |
No, I'm a lawyer, he's a nurse. |
| 00:50:59 |
This is |
| 00:51:01 |
What's up? |
| 00:51:03 |
Welcome to our home. |
| 00:51:05 |
Thanks. |
| 00:51:09 |
- Awesome! |
| 00:51:21 |
Wow, this place is incredible, Heather. |
| 00:51:25 |
Thanks. Thunderstorm and I built it, |
| 00:51:27 |
you know, to serve as a base |
| 00:51:31 |
and, you know, all the beauty |
| 00:51:38 |
So, all that talk in town about |
| 00:51:41 |
Yeah, and the skeleton bones, |
| 00:51:44 |
and threatening us thing? |
| 00:51:46 |
Yeah. All to scare away |
| 00:51:49 |
Sorry. |
| 00:51:50 |
- Hey, that's cool. |
| 00:51:52 |
So, if you're not loggers, |
| 00:51:55 |
Yeah, I mean it's not like |
| 00:51:57 |
since high school, right? |
| 00:52:03 |
No, no. |
| 00:52:05 |
We came here with |
| 00:52:08 |
Nigel? Is he okay? |
| 00:52:09 |
Oh, yeah. He's fine. |
| 00:52:11 |
and he went back to town to wait for us. |
| 00:52:13 |
We're really here |
| 00:52:16 |
Nana Bessler? |
| 00:52:17 |
Yeah, she doesn't have |
| 00:52:20 |
and really wanted to see you again |
| 00:52:29 |
And you guys came all the way |
| 00:52:33 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:52:39 |
You know, the only reason |
| 00:52:43 |
leaving my Nana Bessler behind. |
| 00:52:45 |
- I have to go see her. |
| 00:52:47 |
You leave first thing in the morning. |
| 00:52:49 |
- I'll stay and watch over things here. |
| 00:52:52 |
And you guys are going to |
| 00:52:58 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:53:00 |
Yeah. |
| 00:53:01 |
I mean, we don't have |
| 00:53:04 |
- Might as well. |
| 00:53:07 |
Bottoms up. |
| 00:53:09 |
Easiest tracking job ever, eh? |
| 00:53:11 |
Well, now you just have to worry about |
| 00:53:14 |
Well, I'm just saying. |
| 00:53:16 |
There be beasties here. |
| 00:53:22 |
It's like they just disappeared. |
| 00:53:24 |
Oh, come on, you old hound dog. |
| 00:53:27 |
Give it a little sniff and a lick. |
| 00:53:29 |
You're spooked, though. He's spooked. |
| 00:53:32 |
Look at him. |
| 00:53:35 |
He was dragged off |
| 00:53:38 |
You're a big guy. You got guns, too. |
| 00:53:49 |
More dried chickweed? |
| 00:53:52 |
No, thanks. I'm actually trying to |
| 00:53:56 |
I will have a few more of |
| 00:53:58 |
- Oh, me, too. |
| 00:54:01 |
Well, like everything on this table, |
| 00:54:05 |
Our goal is to leave the smallest imprint |
| 00:54:10 |
We even recycle our own excrement |
| 00:54:14 |
Like, for those strawberries. |
| 00:54:25 |
- It's delicious. |
| 00:54:29 |
I'm so excited to see my nana. |
| 00:54:31 |
And Nigel, too. Isn't he just like |
| 00:54:37 |
My turn to clean up. |
| 00:54:39 |
You three relax. |
| 00:54:53 |
I'm thinking of taking |
| 00:54:56 |
in case anyone wants to |
| 00:55:08 |
- What? |
| 00:55:09 |
Oh, no, I think she's just being polite. |
| 00:55:12 |
- Benji, go after her. |
| 00:55:17 |
Stupid walk. |
| 00:55:30 |
Mind if I join you? |
| 00:55:32 |
- Sure. |
| 00:55:38 |
So, kind of a nature freak, huh? |
| 00:55:42 |
- I guess you could say that. |
| 00:55:47 |
I've just... |
| 00:55:49 |
I've always had a connection |
| 00:55:53 |
Good. You know, |
| 00:55:57 |
A lot of people talk the talk, |
| 00:56:01 |
I mean, walk the walk. |
| 00:56:04 |
- Thank you. |
| 00:56:06 |
Wow. |
| 00:56:10 |
Well, your passion for a cause is |
| 00:56:11 |
what inspired me to become |
| 00:56:14 |
- Really? |
| 00:56:16 |
Wow. |
| 00:56:17 |
What kind of lawyer? |
| 00:56:21 |
Well, that was the original plan, |
| 00:56:24 |
Ended up what? |
| 00:56:27 |
Look! Look, a hummingbird. |
| 00:56:33 |
So beautiful. |
| 00:56:35 |
Can't you just feel its energy |
| 00:56:43 |
Oh, yeah. Absolutely. |
| 00:56:48 |
Flowers. |
| 00:56:51 |
I love flowers. |
| 00:56:53 |
Listen, Heather... I mean, Earthchild. |
| 00:56:56 |
There's... There's something |
| 00:57:01 |
What's that, Ben? |
| 00:57:04 |
Well... |
| 00:57:11 |
That day at school |
| 00:57:18 |
It didn't just get me interested in law. |
| 00:57:24 |
Where was I? |
| 00:57:26 |
You were saying something |
| 00:57:29 |
Right. |
| 00:57:32 |
What? |
| 00:57:35 |
Something... Something else |
| 00:57:38 |
Something that... |
| 00:57:40 |
Even more significant than |
| 00:57:43 |
my future choice of career. |
| 00:57:52 |
What are you trying to say, Ben? |
| 00:57:55 |
What I'm trying to say is... Damn it, I... |
| 00:57:59 |
I realized something that day. |
| 00:58:02 |
Yeah? |
| 00:58:06 |
I realized I... I... |
| 00:58:13 |
I'm a vegetarian. |
| 00:58:17 |
Well, on behalf of all things |
| 00:58:24 |
we thank you. |
| 00:58:35 |
This just makes no sense. |
| 00:58:37 |
People don't just disappear. |
| 00:58:39 |
- Unless... |
| 00:58:42 |
- Nothing. |
| 00:58:44 |
is that they're gone, so why don't |
| 00:58:47 |
have ourselves a beer and just... |
| 00:58:52 |
Urine. Human. Female. |
| 00:59:02 |
Lactose intolerant. |
| 00:59:06 |
We're getting close. |
| 00:59:12 |
- Stop it. |
| 00:59:15 |
It was the biggest bear I ever saw. |
| 00:59:20 |
He was as big as a house. |
| 00:59:29 |
Yeah. |
| 00:59:32 |
Indeed. |
| 00:59:34 |
It's so beautiful. |
| 00:59:35 |
Overton. |
| 00:59:38 |
We're just about out of wood. |
| 00:59:40 |
Why don't you go fetch us some more? |
| 00:59:46 |
I'm happy to go, mate. |
| 00:59:49 |
Yeah, you're right. |
| 00:59:52 |
Don't tell me you're afraid |
| 00:59:54 |
there's some angry creature |
| 00:59:56 |
For the last time, |
| 01:00:00 |
All right. Jeez. |
| 01:00:08 |
So why didn't you go? Didn't fancy it? |
| 01:00:11 |
The answer to that would be, |
| 01:00:16 |
Dude, I got to hand it to you. |
| 01:00:21 |
She was 14 then. |
| 01:00:23 |
Good point. |
| 01:00:30 |
Listen, Zach. I... |
| 01:00:33 |
I didn't get a chance |
| 01:00:36 |
You didn't get a chance? |
| 01:00:41 |
It was both. |
| 01:00:42 |
Anyway, I was hoping |
| 01:00:48 |
I don't know. I don't really think |
| 01:00:55 |
Let's go. |
| 01:00:57 |
What were we talking about? |
| 01:01:00 |
I have no idea. |
| 01:01:05 |
They're coming. They're coming. |
| 01:01:12 |
Did you two get wood? |
| 01:01:16 |
Excuse me? |
| 01:01:17 |
Did you get wood for the fire? |
| 01:01:20 |
It gets awfully cold around here at night. |
| 01:01:22 |
Oh, that kind of wood. |
| 01:01:27 |
Yeah. Yeah. We... |
| 01:01:30 |
We got wood. |
| 01:01:33 |
Whole lot of wood. |
| 01:01:39 |
You are not coming down |
| 01:01:41 |
- No. |
| 01:01:43 |
Thunderstorm is real good |
| 01:01:45 |
you know, pulling, squeezing, rubbing. |
| 01:01:49 |
Yeah, and Earthchild, |
| 01:01:52 |
Yeah, you'll be amazed at how good |
| 01:01:58 |
It's a little bad, actually. |
| 01:02:02 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
| 01:02:04 |
Yeah, I'm thinking |
| 01:02:07 |
My thinking exactly. |
| 01:02:11 |
Well, good night. Sleep well. |
| 01:02:14 |
See you in the morning. |
| 01:02:19 |
Dude, it is on. |
| 01:02:22 |
What's on? |
| 01:02:24 |
Us and the ladies. |
| 01:02:25 |
You heard Earthchild. |
| 01:02:27 |
Thunderstorm agreed. |
| 01:02:29 |
And you somehow took that to mean |
| 01:02:33 |
Benji, they said, "Let's get to bed," |
| 01:02:37 |
not, "Let's go to sleep." |
| 01:02:39 |
She said, "We." As in we. |
| 01:02:42 |
Didn't you see Earthchild smile? |
| 01:02:43 |
That's a "let's get funky" smile |
| 01:02:46 |
I don't know. Wait. Earthchild smiled? |
| 01:02:50 |
- I saw Thunderstorm smile, but not... |
| 01:02:53 |
Yeah, Earthchild, |
| 01:02:56 |
Look, just trust me, okay? |
| 01:02:59 |
- They're in there waiting for us. |
| 01:03:15 |
Dude, I am so... |
| 01:03:28 |
- You heard that, right? |
| 01:03:31 |
Well, our imaginations |
| 01:03:33 |
Just put the wood on the fire. |
| 01:03:36 |
Wait a minute. That's all you got? |
| 01:03:38 |
I was in a bit of a hurry to get back. |
| 01:03:57 |
Easy there. |
| 01:04:02 |
What else is new? |
| 01:04:04 |
This salve should help |
| 01:04:06 |
Back to your normal, |
| 01:04:08 |
might I add not too shabby, size. |
| 01:04:11 |
- Wait. You saw my... |
| 01:04:15 |
Yep. Though no more Curly. |
| 01:04:20 |
Man. |
| 01:04:22 |
Are all lawyers big babies like you? |
| 01:04:25 |
Babies in expensive suits. Yeah. |
| 01:04:28 |
So, how do you like it? |
| 01:04:33 |
Well, it's wet |
| 01:04:36 |
and muddy. |
| 01:04:39 |
The touching, it's good. It's a little wet. |
| 01:04:42 |
I meant being a lawyer. |
| 01:04:44 |
Oh, right. |
| 01:04:47 |
Suits are great. The law, |
| 01:04:51 |
not so much. |
| 01:04:52 |
Not exactly |
| 01:04:54 |
No. It was not remotely |
| 01:04:57 |
See, I was expecting the purity of law, |
| 01:05:00 |
but what I got was |
| 01:05:04 |
So, maybe it's time you lost the suit. |
| 01:05:08 |
- Yeah, right. |
| 01:05:11 |
I used to be just like you. |
| 01:05:14 |
putting people |
| 01:05:17 |
Then I passed through Oregon |
| 01:05:20 |
saw these woods. |
| 01:05:23 |
Haven't looked back since. |
| 01:05:25 |
- It was that easy? |
| 01:05:29 |
So, tell me, |
| 01:05:31 |
what were you two doing |
| 01:05:38 |
Well, you see, I... We were... |
| 01:05:42 |
You thought that Earthchild and I |
| 01:05:46 |
that we'd want you to spy the prize? |
| 01:05:51 |
Kind of. |
| 01:05:53 |
Not a bad thought. |
| 01:05:56 |
Maybe we should talk about it. |
| 01:06:02 |
Where's Earthchild? |
| 01:06:04 |
Looking after Zach. |
| 01:06:08 |
But don't worry. |
| 01:06:10 |
Like yours, his is in good hands. |
| 01:06:16 |
That's kind of what I'm worried about. |
| 01:06:18 |
Look, as much as I'd like to stay, |
| 01:06:31 |
Have you seen my pants? |
| 01:06:35 |
Great. |
| 01:06:37 |
Thanks. |
| 01:06:39 |
This asana should help |
| 01:06:42 |
Actually, it appears to be |
| 01:06:46 |
You know, from the first moment |
| 01:06:52 |
- What's wrong? |
| 01:06:54 |
What, because of the swelling? |
| 01:06:56 |
No, because of my friend. |
| 01:06:59 |
But mostly because of my friend! |
| 01:07:01 |
- All right. |
| 01:07:03 |
- Oh, God, my back. Oh, God! |
| 01:07:06 |
Just lift up, |
| 01:07:09 |
Good. Oh, God. |
| 01:07:21 |
Benji, hey! |
| 01:07:25 |
This isn't what you think. You see, |
| 01:07:28 |
Earthchild was just showing me |
| 01:07:30 |
kind of thrusting together, |
| 01:07:35 |
That didn't come out |
| 01:07:40 |
Benji! Benji! |
| 01:07:45 |
Benji, Benji. |
| 01:07:48 |
- Ben, wait. |
| 01:07:50 |
- Stop running away, man. |
| 01:07:52 |
- You betrayed me. |
| 01:07:54 |
Are you denying there's something |
| 01:07:57 |
I wish I could, man, but there's definitely |
| 01:07:58 |
some kind of connection there. |
| 01:08:00 |
How could you? |
| 01:08:02 |
Just when we were getting back |
| 01:08:03 |
Matt Damon, Ben Affleck thing. |
| 01:08:04 |
Come on, man, |
| 01:08:07 |
What? No, no, I am your Matt Damon. |
| 01:08:11 |
Really? Because I kind of think |
| 01:08:14 |
Look, look. Just forget about it. |
| 01:08:17 |
I hope you and Earthchild |
| 01:08:21 |
Don't worry about me. |
| 01:08:22 |
Benji! |
| 01:08:24 |
Benji! Come on, man. |
| 01:08:30 |
I'll find my own way back. |
| 01:08:33 |
Benji, man. Come on. |
| 01:08:41 |
You think you know a guy. |
| 01:08:44 |
You know, who needs Heather? |
| 01:08:47 |
I mean, I've been reasonably happy |
| 01:08:50 |
Well, not reasonably happy. |
| 01:08:52 |
More like borderline depressive, |
| 01:08:58 |
Is that you, Zach? |
| 01:09:00 |
If so, this isn't funny. |
| 01:09:04 |
If not, I hope you're ready for a fight. |
| 01:09:11 |
If you're the creature in these woods, |
| 01:09:15 |
'cause this is getting really annoying. |
| 01:09:20 |
I changed my mind. |
| 01:09:22 |
Please don't kill me. |
| 01:09:37 |
I'm sorry for causing disharmony |
| 01:09:46 |
It's not your fault. It's just... |
| 01:09:52 |
Do you believe in love at first sight? |
| 01:09:57 |
Yeah, I know. |
| 01:09:59 |
Ben's had a crush on you |
| 01:10:03 |
No, no, it's not that. It's just... |
| 01:10:06 |
I totally, absolutely |
| 01:10:12 |
That's just not the way it went down. |
| 01:10:33 |
See, I didn't blow a kiss to Ben, |
| 01:10:43 |
So, if you and I were |
| 01:10:50 |
that really wouldn't be that big |
| 01:10:55 |
It's hard to argue with logic like that. |
| 01:11:04 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:11:08 |
I can't. |
| 01:11:11 |
Ben is my best friend. |
| 01:11:13 |
Yes, he's my crazy, |
| 01:11:15 |
but I really hope that |
| 01:11:19 |
Not the crazy, obsessive part. |
| 01:11:22 |
If Benji's not all right with us, |
| 01:11:26 |
So you're willing to give up |
| 01:11:33 |
out of loyalty to your friend? |
| 01:11:37 |
Well, well... |
| 01:11:41 |
Wow. You really are |
| 01:12:00 |
I hope you're happy, Benji! |
| 01:12:34 |
Nigel's suitcase? |
| 01:12:40 |
Please don't kill me. |
| 01:12:44 |
Now, what kind of host would I be |
| 01:12:48 |
- What did you do with Nigel? |
| 01:12:51 |
Oh, that? I picked it up when you and |
| 01:12:55 |
So you've been watching us? |
| 01:12:56 |
I needed to make sure that you weren't |
| 01:13:00 |
It's all quite valuable, |
| 01:13:07 |
Absolutely. But I promise you, |
| 01:13:12 |
Wait. |
| 01:13:14 |
Those moves and that voice... |
| 01:13:19 |
- Do I know you? |
| 01:13:21 |
No, really, I've seen |
| 01:13:25 |
- What's your name? |
| 01:13:28 |
- What's that again? |
| 01:13:30 |
Hal Gore, with an "H," as in "hate." |
| 01:13:33 |
All my life, it's been |
| 01:13:36 |
He gets all the attention, even though |
| 01:13:39 |
I am the one who scored |
| 01:13:41 |
and knew how to dance. |
| 01:13:43 |
So, you and Al are related? |
| 01:13:47 |
And things have gotten worse |
| 01:13:49 |
First it was Senator Al, |
| 01:13:52 |
then it was Grammy, |
| 01:13:55 |
Don't forget the Nobel Peace Prize. |
| 01:13:57 |
- Never mind. |
| 01:14:00 |
It was me who got him started |
| 01:14:02 |
He's always won everything, |
| 01:14:04 |
beginning with my first love |
| 01:14:09 |
You don't mean... |
| 01:14:11 |
Tipper. |
| 01:14:14 |
But I'll have the last laugh. |
| 01:14:16 |
Oh, yeah. You know why? |
| 01:14:19 |
Because I found the secret to ending |
| 01:14:22 |
right in this forest. |
| 01:14:25 |
Squirrels. |
| 01:14:27 |
- Squirrels? |
| 01:14:32 |
No wonder the squirrels are |
| 01:14:35 |
Yeah, squirrels are the main cause |
| 01:14:38 |
Specifically, squirrel farts. |
| 01:14:41 |
Millions and millions of squirrels, |
| 01:14:45 |
to Hyde Park, |
| 01:14:48 |
one poof at a time. Observe. |
| 01:14:52 |
I came up with the following Halgorithm. |
| 01:14:55 |
Don't you mean "algorithm"? |
| 01:14:57 |
I mean Halgorithm. |
| 01:14:59 |
If X equals squirrels, |
| 01:15:03 |
then X and Y equal the methane |
| 01:15:05 |
the nut-biters release |
| 01:15:08 |
Over 9.2 metric tons. |
| 01:15:11 |
They're just like cows, right? |
| 01:15:13 |
Cows? |
| 01:15:14 |
I heard that cows were responsible |
| 01:15:18 |
the US contributes |
| 01:15:20 |
Each year? |
| 01:15:26 |
My God, you're right. |
| 01:15:28 |
Obviously, cows are more significant. |
| 01:15:30 |
The size, the weight, |
| 01:15:34 |
Seriously, what was I thinking? |
| 01:15:40 |
Fresh squirrel juice? |
| 01:15:44 |
I'm good. |
| 01:15:46 |
- Look, don't be so hard on yourself. |
| 01:15:49 |
I wasted a good part of my life |
| 01:15:52 |
at the expense of my family, |
| 01:15:57 |
So don't make |
| 01:16:00 |
This planet is far too beautiful |
| 01:16:05 |
I'm sorry about all of this. |
| 01:16:08 |
Let me make it up to you |
| 01:16:10 |
Thanks, Hal, but |
| 01:16:12 |
I have something important |
| 01:16:18 |
Nice. |
| 01:16:19 |
I really enjoyed talking to you. |
| 01:16:22 |
And don't give up your research just yet. |
| 01:16:24 |
You know, when it comes |
| 01:16:26 |
every little bit helps. |
| 01:16:38 |
What about your friend's suitcase? |
| 01:16:41 |
You keep it. Thanks again. |
| 01:16:54 |
"Nair for Men." |
| 01:17:03 |
- Still alive. |
| 01:17:10 |
Come on. |
| 01:17:16 |
All right. All set. Ready to go. |
| 01:17:20 |
Hopefully we'll make it to town |
| 01:17:23 |
I can't wait to see my nana. |
| 01:17:25 |
Thunderstorm, I thought |
| 01:17:28 |
Yeah, I thought I did, too. |
| 01:17:30 |
Then I realized |
| 01:17:33 |
humans will have to be |
| 01:17:35 |
Even male humans who are lawyers. |
| 01:17:50 |
- I see them. There they are. |
| 01:17:56 |
Okay, let's review our instructions. |
| 01:17:58 |
If the girl is found, we take them all out. |
| 01:18:02 |
Hold on. There's only three. |
| 01:18:05 |
- Stop! |
| 01:18:07 |
I'm so happy I got here in time. |
| 01:18:09 |
Just in time to die, you poor bloke. |
| 01:18:13 |
No, Zach, I have something |
| 01:18:15 |
and if I don't say it now, |
| 01:18:18 |
See, I learned a lot about myself |
| 01:18:22 |
And for one thing, Heather, |
| 01:18:24 |
all those years ago, |
| 01:18:29 |
without ever really getting to know |
| 01:18:31 |
Here we go. |
| 01:18:32 |
You know, I mean, |
| 01:18:35 |
to make the world a better place, |
| 01:18:39 |
but then somehow |
| 01:18:42 |
You know, I became |
| 01:18:49 |
But now I know |
| 01:18:55 |
Ben, there's something going on. |
| 01:18:56 |
Between you and me? I know and... |
| 01:18:59 |
- I'm sorry. I take full blame. |
| 01:19:01 |
No, Zach, I am the one |
| 01:19:05 |
You know, who put my career |
| 01:19:07 |
- No, I mean that there... |
| 01:19:09 |
when I had no right to claim Tipper. |
| 01:19:11 |
Well, buddy, I'm sorry. |
| 01:19:14 |
And I promise, I will never |
| 01:19:18 |
Now, what was it you wanted to say? |
| 01:19:21 |
Just that I think there are some people |
| 01:19:24 |
- What? |
| 01:19:26 |
trying to kill us! |
| 01:19:28 |
- Run! |
| 01:19:31 |
Come on, buddy, get up here. |
| 01:19:32 |
- Hurry, Ben! |
| 01:19:34 |
- Come on, Benji! |
| 01:19:38 |
Hey! |
| 01:19:43 |
- Holy Halifax! |
| 01:19:47 |
Hurry, Ben! |
| 01:19:53 |
Nice one, eh? |
| 01:20:04 |
That stupid putz |
| 01:20:07 |
Patience. |
| 01:20:09 |
Now they're trapped. |
| 01:20:11 |
Why are people shooting at us? |
| 01:20:12 |
And why was Nigel with them? |
| 01:20:15 |
All actually questions |
| 01:20:17 |
to answer one day. |
| 01:20:19 |
Meantime, duck. |
| 01:20:23 |
We need to fight back. |
| 01:20:24 |
Thunderstorm and I |
| 01:20:27 |
in any, you know, circumstance. |
| 01:20:30 |
- Even now? |
| 01:20:31 |
- Wait here! |
| 01:20:34 |
We need to fight back. |
| 01:20:46 |
That really steams my clams. |
| 01:20:51 |
- Go, go, go! |
| 01:20:52 |
Here, here. |
| 01:20:57 |
Here. Here's another. |
| 01:21:09 |
Patience, eh? |
| 01:21:11 |
I'm gonna find another way in. |
| 01:21:15 |
Cover me. |
| 01:21:16 |
- Let's go. |
| 01:21:18 |
Hurry! Get down! |
| 01:21:33 |
They won't stop shooting! |
| 01:21:38 |
Overton, try to smoke them out. |
| 01:21:45 |
What are they doing? |
| 01:22:12 |
Oh, no. |
| 01:22:14 |
Take cover! |
| 01:22:38 |
You all right? |
| 01:22:54 |
Oh, hell! |
| 01:22:56 |
Zach, look out! Zach! |
| 01:23:00 |
Zach! |
| 01:23:01 |
- Zach! |
| 01:23:03 |
I've got you. I've got you. Hang on! |
| 01:23:37 |
Hang on! Ben! |
| 01:23:40 |
Hang on! Ben! |
| 01:23:42 |
Don't let it go. |
| 01:23:46 |
- Ben, help! |
| 01:23:50 |
- Hang on, Zach. Hang on! |
| 01:23:52 |
We got you. |
| 01:23:53 |
Give me your other hand. I've got you. |
| 01:23:57 |
Quick, try to pull yourself up. |
| 01:23:58 |
Hold on, Zach. Hang on! |
| 01:24:01 |
No, don't shoot! |
| 01:24:03 |
Ben! |
| 01:24:09 |
Hold on, Zach. We've got you. |
| 01:24:39 |
Hold on! |
| 01:24:40 |
Zach, hang on! I've got you. I've got you. |
| 01:24:49 |
- I've got you, Zach. Don't let go. |
| 01:24:51 |
- Hang on! |
| 01:24:53 |
- Help! |
| 01:24:55 |
Hold on! Hold on! |
| 01:25:11 |
- Thanks. |
| 01:25:24 |
So, of course, when I refused |
| 01:25:26 |
Cahill demanded that I cover every |
| 01:25:31 |
So you figured your only way out |
| 01:25:36 |
Look, I didn't think for a second |
| 01:25:40 |
Wait a minute. |
| 01:25:42 |
The only thing that Mrs. Bessler owns |
| 01:25:46 |
Yeah. A coffeemaker |
| 01:25:50 |
Yeah. She bought, like, 20,000 shares |
| 01:25:54 |
I wonder how it's doing. |
| 01:25:56 |
Well, let's see. |
| 01:25:58 |
Twenty thousand shares multiplied |
| 01:26:01 |
with a location on every corner |
| 01:26:07 |
Listen. I'm no longer worthy |
| 01:26:13 |
but I do hope that one day |
| 01:26:30 |
Well, as a very wise, though |
| 01:26:36 |
"This planet is too beautiful |
| 01:26:48 |
Right! That's enough of that. |
| 01:26:50 |
We had better skedaddle, I'm afraid. |
| 01:26:52 |
Because, to be honest, |
| 01:26:55 |
Although it's evenings like this that... |
| 01:26:59 |
- Glad I don't have to listen to that. |
| 01:27:01 |
of Chaucer, |
| 01:27:06 |
We actually did it, didn't we? |
| 01:27:08 |
Yeah. We actually kind of did. |
| 01:27:17 |
It's getting dark. |
| 01:27:20 |
Don't fret. |
| 01:27:22 |
They said they'd send the law |
| 01:27:25 |
What a pisser, though. |
| 01:27:30 |
Hey, there's always prison, then, eh? |
| 01:27:38 |
What is that? |
| 01:27:40 |
Is that... |
| 01:27:43 |
- Squirrels! |
| 01:29:45 |
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