Women In Trouble

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00:00:04 [thunder rumbles]
00:00:10 [horse whinnies]
00:00:16 [rain pattering]
00:00:27 [thunder rumbles]
00:00:34 [dog barks faintly]
00:00:39 - You gonna do that all night?
00:00:41 - As long as it takes.
00:00:44 - They're gonna hang us
00:00:47 - lt's not tomorrow yet.
00:00:52 - You mean you still think
00:00:53 might come forward?
00:00:56 That's a one-in-a-million
00:00:59 - Well, that's still one chance.
00:01:01 [metal clangs]
00:01:03 [footsteps]
00:01:06 - You ladies can't sleep,
00:01:08 - Capitan.
00:01:09 You got to listen to me.
00:01:11 We didn't steal them cows.
00:01:12 lt was Billy Ray and his posse.
00:01:13 - That's what you say.
00:01:15 - 'Cause it's true.
00:01:17 She's never done a bad thing
00:01:19 She-she's never lied
00:01:22 - What else have you never done?
00:01:24 - l've never been to the rodeo.
00:01:27 - What else?
00:01:28 - l've never gone
00:01:31 - [exhales]
00:01:35 Think harder.
00:01:36 - He wants you to say
00:01:39 - l won't!
00:01:41 - 'Cause it ain't true.
00:01:43 - But l thought
00:01:45 - Are you kidding me?
00:01:46 l grew up on a ranch
00:01:49 You get in here,
00:01:51 - l guess l can't deny
00:01:55 [door creaks]
00:01:58 - Hmm.
00:02:01 - What about me?
00:02:04 Nuns have last wishes too.
00:02:06 - Sorry, Sister.
00:02:07 You gave yourself to Jesus.
00:02:09 - True.
00:02:11 But now He never calls.
00:02:19 Lose everything except
00:02:24 because tonight we accommodate
00:02:27 every single one
00:02:32 [cell phone rings]
00:02:35 Mm.
00:02:38 Oh, shit.
00:02:40 That's me.
00:02:41 - Maybe it's Jesus calling.
00:02:43 [ringing continues]
00:02:44 - So anyway,
00:02:46 - Hello.
00:02:48 - Hi, this is Latisha
00:02:50 Am l catching you
00:02:52 - No, no, no, Latisha.
00:02:54 Uh, tell me.
00:02:55 - Your blood tests are done,
00:02:56 and the doctor would like
00:02:58 - Well, put him on.
00:03:00 - You need to come
00:03:01 so he can tell you in person.
00:03:03 - l see.
00:03:06 [engine turns over]
00:03:08 [tires squeal]
00:03:09 [crunching sound]
00:03:12 Now what?
00:03:18 Holly.
00:03:20 W-what are you doing sneaking
00:03:22 - No, it's nothing.
00:03:24 lt's-uh, it's nothing.
00:03:25 - Come over here.
00:03:27 You sure you're okay?
00:03:28 l think maybe you have
00:03:29 - N-n-no, l always take
00:03:31 before sex, so. . .
00:03:33 But, hey, why are you leaving?
00:03:35 - lt's just, uh, l. . .
00:03:37 l can't talk about it.
00:03:38 l. . .
00:03:39 - l was just really
00:03:41 to eating your pussy.
00:03:42 - That's sweet,
00:03:44 - But l've been practicing.
00:03:45 You know,
00:03:46 - Good to hear.
00:03:47 Careful with the car now.
00:03:48 [car chimes]
00:03:51 [engine turns over]
00:03:52 Holly.
00:03:57 - That's as straight as it gets.
00:04:00 - l'm pregnant.
00:04:01 - lt happens.
00:04:04 - Nothing else
00:04:06 - Congratulations.
00:04:08 - You sure?
00:04:10 - Plain as day.
00:04:12 And don't drink or smoke.
00:04:14 Take good care of yourself.
00:04:15 - That's it?
00:04:18 - You may want to stay
00:04:19 lt's a scorcher out today.
00:04:22 - How can l be pregnant?
00:04:26 - Are you a virgin?
00:04:28 - No.
00:04:29 - Then you can be pregnant.
00:04:38 - [crying]
00:04:50 [phone beeping]
00:05:00 - Nick, uh,
00:05:02 We need to talk.
00:05:04 [laughs nervously]
00:05:05 Uh, will you call me back,
00:05:07 lt's-it's really important.
00:05:11 All right.
00:05:12 Bye.
00:05:16 [whimpers]
00:05:18 [sobbing]
00:05:37 - Honey.
00:05:38 Ah, you're breaking up.
00:05:39 l can't-
00:05:42 Well, l only sound confused
00:05:45 That's ridiculous.
00:05:47 lf she doesn't want to go,
00:05:49 Then who's fighting
00:05:52 Uh-huh, right.
00:05:54 Right.
00:05:57 But every daughter
00:05:59 with her mother.
00:06:00 Yes, they do.
00:06:02 Look at us with Mom.
00:06:06 Ugggh.
00:06:08 Okay.
00:06:10 You know what?
00:06:12 She's gonna be in therapy
00:06:14 Guaranteed.
00:06:16 Different therapist,
00:06:18 Honey, l know you're saying
00:06:20 to me right now,
00:06:22 You're breaking up.
00:06:23 l can't hear-
00:06:25 Call-call-just call me back.
00:06:27 Call me back.
00:06:30 [phone beeps]
00:06:35 Do l always have to have
00:06:39 l don't think so.
00:06:41 Do you, on the other hand,
00:06:43 always make everything
00:06:47 No doubt about it.
00:06:59 [peeing]
00:07:05 [toilet flushes]
00:07:12 [door shuts]
00:07:22 - [sighs]
00:07:27 Uh.
00:07:30 [scoffs]
00:07:32 [elevator dings]
00:07:34 - l'm stepping into an elevator,
00:07:36 l. . .
00:07:39 - Hello?
00:07:43 lt's hard to believe
00:07:45 came out of the same womb.
00:07:47 You're not listening
00:07:49 are you, Charlotte?
00:07:50 - Ten years ago,
00:07:52 Now it's a privilege
00:07:54 [rumbling and screeching]
00:07:57 [buzzer buzzing]
00:08:00 You're kidding.
00:08:02 [rock music]
00:08:05 ♪ ♪
00:09:25 [doorbell rings]
00:09:31 - Hi.
00:09:32 - Hi, Mr. McPherson.
00:09:34 - You know where to go.
00:09:35 - l'll be back in an hour.
00:09:37 - Okeydokey.
00:09:39 - l read your story.
00:09:40 - You didn't like it.
00:09:42 - l did.
00:09:43 You're a very promising writer.
00:09:45 Your vocabulary
00:09:47 - But?
00:09:48 - No but.
00:09:49 - You didn't find it too. . .
00:09:52 - [screaming]
00:09:54 - Wasn't that the whole point?
00:09:57 - l guess.
00:09:58 - l mean, you can see why
00:09:59 your mom would be worried
00:10:01 - lf she read anything other
00:10:03 she might not have been
00:10:05 - Did she actually use
00:10:07 - She's worried
00:10:08 - Yeah.
00:10:10 So let's talk about that.
00:10:16 You think you're a witch?
00:10:17 - l'm not technically a witch,
00:10:21 so l think
00:10:23 - Like what?
00:10:25 l can see ghosts.
00:10:27 - Give me an example.
00:10:28 - You mind if l smoke?
00:10:32 - Go ahead.
00:10:45 - Addy feels really guilty
00:10:47 about sending
00:10:49 because l was at summer camp
00:10:50 when she had
00:10:52 - Your mom had the house
00:10:54 - She hired this spiritualist
00:10:55 to come and "cleanse the vibes"
00:10:57 and Caterpillar Girl
00:10:59 - And who is
00:11:01 - My friend.
00:11:02 She was a ghost.
00:11:04 Is a ghost.
00:11:05 Wherever she is.
00:11:07 She died 20 years ago.
00:11:09 This freak accident
00:11:11 She fell off this roller coaster
00:11:13 Her family sued the park,
00:11:15 You can look it up.
00:11:16 - And she lived in your house?
00:11:21 - My room was her room.
00:11:26 - And you're sure she's a ghost
00:11:29 - Apples and oranges.
00:11:32 l really miss her.
00:11:35 - What's the difference
00:11:37 and an imaginary friend?
00:11:38 - lmaginary friends
00:11:41 You tell them what to do.
00:11:43 You can't do that with a ghost.
00:11:44 They show up, leave,
00:11:48 make you laugh.
00:11:50 - How do they annoy you?
00:11:51 - They move stuff around.
00:11:52 And they pull on your feet
00:11:54 and put your socks
00:11:57 - What's that chain
00:11:59 - lt-it's Spanish.
00:12:01 lt's what l use
00:12:09 Sometimes l see things,
00:12:11 stuff that's not the way
00:12:14 But if l tell people about it,
00:12:17 lf l use this,
00:12:19 they tell themselves
00:12:21 so that they can accept
00:12:23 - Give me an example.
00:12:24 - You want me to hypnotize you?
00:12:27 - Let's give it a try.
00:12:28 - You're Addy-
00:12:31 - Now l'm your therapist too,
00:12:36 - All right.
00:12:39 Look straight into the amulet
00:12:40 and try not to think
00:12:53 Do you trust me?
00:12:55 - Mm-hmm.
00:13:00 - Okay.
00:13:01 l want you to get up
00:13:03 and walk into
00:13:05 Did you hear me?
00:13:09 But you won't do it.
00:13:13 - Sorry.
00:13:15 This isn't working.
00:13:16 - That's what you think.
00:13:18 - Why do you want me to go
00:13:20 - lt's not that l want you to.
00:13:21 l just. . .
00:13:23 l think you're so caught up
00:13:25 what you think
00:13:26 that you can't see what's
00:13:30 - And what would that be?
00:13:33 - Your husband. . .
00:13:36 and my mom having an affair.
00:13:42 - Now, why would you say
00:13:45 - This is a big deal for her.
00:13:46 She's never done anything
00:13:48 - Stop it.
00:13:49 - She's following
00:13:50 of acting irresponsible
00:13:52 for once in her life.
00:13:53 - Your mom tells you
00:13:55 - l read her diary.
00:13:57 Please don't be mad at me.
00:13:58 - Why are you doing this?
00:14:00 - l don't want
00:14:02 but it's the truth.
00:14:04 She drops me off
00:14:06 and spends 50 minutes
00:14:09 You're basically the world's
00:14:17 - l need to use the restroom.
00:14:18 l'll be right back.
00:14:19 - l'm so sorry, Maxine.
00:14:30 - Hey, honey.
00:14:31 - Hey, what's up?
00:14:33 - Nothing.
00:14:36 You?
00:14:38 - Nothing.
00:14:39 - l was just on my way
00:14:41 and thought l'd stop by
00:14:43 - Oh, okay.
00:14:44 Well, hi.
00:14:45 - [laughs]
00:14:47 We still on for dinner tonight?
00:14:49 - You bet.
00:14:52 - Okay.
00:14:58 - Jesus fucking Paul and Mary.
00:15:01 - lt's okay.
00:15:03 - What are you, fucking high?
00:15:05 - She doesn't know.
00:15:06 - Nothing happened?
00:15:09 - Did you make the reservations,
00:15:11 - Oh, l'll take care of it.
00:15:22 - [laughs]
00:15:24 - You're on the other side
00:15:32 Please don't make me ask again.
00:15:36 - Honey, let me explain.
00:15:40 - Who are you supposed to be?
00:15:41 - Bambi, it's me, Holly.
00:15:43 l mean what are you wearing?
00:15:45 - l was at the gym
00:15:46 but l brought a change
00:15:47 - Okay, l'll tell him to wait.
00:15:49 There's a bathroom upstairs.
00:15:54 - What does this guy do?
00:15:55 - He's a retired movie producer.
00:15:57 - Wait, how old?
00:15:58 - Not too old.
00:15:59 He made a bunch of money
00:16:01 - Jeez, how many stocks
00:16:03 - Never mind that.
00:16:04 Go wash up,
00:16:06 - l won't.
00:16:08 - He wants to mix it up,
00:16:09 my little sister
00:16:11 - Oh, l bet he liked that.
00:16:12 - He loved that.
00:16:14 So you get him started,
00:16:17 - Okay, l got it.
00:16:19 - Bells, whistles.
00:16:21 - l told him we've joined
00:16:23 but never actually dared
00:16:26 - And what did he say?
00:16:27 - He wondered
00:16:29 - So he's not a cop?
00:16:30 - How do you mean?
00:16:31 - Mentioning
00:16:33 proves he's not a cop.
00:16:34 - Of course he's not a cop.
00:16:35 He's a regular customer of mine.
00:16:36 - Okay, sorry.
00:16:38 Go on.
00:16:40 - So l said,
00:16:43 with the right guy,"
00:16:45 - Okay.
00:16:46 Well, if. . .
00:16:48 - What?
00:16:50 - No what?
00:16:52 - What if he wants details?
00:16:53 - Details?
00:16:54 - About us growing up.
00:16:55 - Give him details.
00:16:56 - Make them up?
00:16:57 - But keep it simple.
00:16:59 He's a regular customer.
00:17:00 - Simple.
00:17:01 - Don't bend over backwards.
00:17:03 - Don't bend over
00:17:04 - With some tale.
00:17:06 Don't bend over backwards
00:17:07 l'll have to remember
00:17:08 - Got it.
00:17:10 - You're overthinking this.
00:17:12 - l know.
00:17:13 My brain just. . .
00:17:14 - l know.
00:17:17 - lt only happens
00:17:18 - What are you nervous about?
00:17:19 - l don't know,
00:17:21 l'm not.
00:17:23 - You're not still
00:17:24 over the pussy-eating?
00:17:25 - No.
00:17:27 'Cause this is me, babe.
00:17:29 - l am good to go.
00:17:30 - You are a sexual volcano.
00:17:32 That's why l called you.
00:17:34 - Hmm, l appreciate that,
00:17:37 l'm just a little sore.
00:17:38 - You shot today?
00:17:40 - Yeah, just one scene
00:17:42 - Oh, you poor thing.
00:17:43 - He's not that bad.
00:17:45 - Yeah, if you got all day.
00:17:46 - Oh, and he makes those faces.
00:17:48 - And the coffee breath.
00:17:52 - And then you went to the gym?
00:17:53 - l still got four more pounds
00:17:55 - Where?
00:17:57 - Thanks.
00:17:58 Well, Lionel's 20 minutes tops.
00:18:01 ln and out.
00:18:03 - Great.
00:18:04 - Lionel.
00:18:05 - ls he black?
00:18:07 - lt's not a problem if he is.
00:18:09 l just never met
00:18:10 - He's white-ish.
00:18:12 But don't call him Lionel.
00:18:14 l call him Lionel, but he wants
00:18:17 - Like the tequila.
00:18:18 - lt means "boss" in Spanish.
00:18:19 - Patron.
00:18:22 Anything else l should know?
00:18:23 - He likes it up the butt.
00:18:25 - Whose butt?
00:18:26 - Mine.
00:18:28 - l don't know.
00:18:29 - How is he gonna stick his dick
00:18:32 - Right.
00:18:34 l just thought maybe-
00:18:35 - You know how they say,
00:18:38 That would be rocket science.
00:18:40 - He pays you extra for it,
00:18:41 - A lot extra.
00:18:43 - My, my.
00:18:45 Aren't you the elegant
00:18:48 - Some things are off-limits
00:18:51 - Not with George Katz
00:18:53 - That was a matter
00:18:56 - You were being responsible.
00:18:57 - lt always comes back
00:18:59 - l was just talking.
00:19:00 - You know, a human person
00:19:02 - ls that a fact?
00:19:03 - You know, if he's so crazy
00:19:05 how come he asked me
00:19:06 every time you left the room?
00:19:07 - You could have said no.
00:19:09 - l was in an awkward position.
00:19:10 l mean, the way he looked at me,
00:19:13 it was just different
00:19:15 - Different?
00:19:17 - Yeah, like every time he came
00:19:20 l could feel him
00:19:21 with his eyes.
00:19:23 - Holly, we were working
00:19:25 - lt's hard to explain.
00:19:26 - So l gather.
00:19:28 - That was what,
00:19:29 lf you still love him, call him.
00:19:31 - He's in prison.
00:19:32 - Then why are we
00:19:33 - Look, forget l brought it up.
00:19:35 - l mean, do you want
00:19:36 talking through
00:19:38 [glass shatters]
00:19:39 - What the fuck was that?
00:19:41 - lt sounded
00:19:43 [indistinct male voices]
00:19:45 Now it sounds like men's voices.
00:19:47 - l don't have it.
00:19:50 - You don't have it?
00:19:53 You heard that one before, Rico?
00:19:54 [indistinct yelling]
00:20:08 When you borrow something
00:20:10 - Please don't hurt me!
00:20:12 - Hurt you?
00:20:13 We're not gonna hurt you, Marco.
00:20:14 We're gonna smash
00:20:17 - Please don't hurt me!
00:20:26 [car alarm chirps]
00:20:38 - Ow!
00:20:39 Ow.
00:20:40 We don't have time for this.
00:20:42 - Oh, my God.
00:20:43 l didn't even see her.
00:20:45 - ls she gonna be all right?
00:20:47 This happens to her
00:20:48 - Really?
00:20:49 She's blind as a bat.
00:20:51 - But she needs a hospital.
00:20:53 Maybe you can just drop us
00:20:54 - Down the block?
00:20:56 - Yeah, wherever you're going.
00:20:57 - l'm-l'm going to a bar.
00:20:59 - Great idea.
00:21:02 - Maxine, wait.
00:21:04 [tires squeal]
00:21:06 - ♪ l found l wasn't to blame ♪
00:21:10 [jet engine roars]
00:21:15 ♪ l discovered
00:21:26 - Will your wife be wanting
00:21:30 - She's not my wife,
00:21:33 - l don't know it.
00:21:36 - You play innocent
00:21:38 Are you an actress?
00:21:39 - Does it look like
00:21:42 - Oh, yes, it looks like
00:21:46 l thought maybe
00:21:47 for a part
00:21:49 Now, l watch mostly old films
00:21:52 and you could be
00:21:55 and l just wouldn't-
00:21:57 - l'm flattered, but l'm not.
00:22:00 - Well, look, look, look.
00:22:02 Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
00:22:03 l want to say something.
00:22:05 Now, let me tell you something.
00:22:08 - [clears throat]
00:22:09 - l would very much like
00:22:12 after we land.
00:22:13 And l would like for you
00:22:16 and maybe drop some ecstasy
00:22:19 - ls that right?
00:22:20 - Yeah, l'm just so sick
00:22:23 of blank-eyed zombies
00:22:26 Do you know?
00:22:27 And l feel that perhaps
00:22:30 Well, you know what
00:22:32 l mean, they're out to steal
00:22:37 And they will stop at nothing.
00:22:39 See, the thing is,
00:22:43 They're made of dust
00:22:47 Their hearts are nothing
00:22:50 that just keep pumping out
00:22:52 Do you know what l'm saying?
00:22:57 So what do you say?
00:22:59 - Uh. . .
00:23:01 uh, l. . .
00:23:03 l. . .
00:23:04 [laughs]
00:23:05 l don't know.
00:23:10 l have to get back to work.
00:23:14 - What?
00:23:16 That's fucking sexy.
00:23:17 - Ah.
00:23:19 - And how is Prince Charming
00:23:22 - l'm pretty sure
00:23:24 - Pretty sure?
00:23:25 The band left him behind.
00:23:26 The manager's escorting him
00:23:28 he'll get to his show
00:23:29 - lt says all that
00:23:30 - l looked it up online
00:23:32 - l think he's very nice.
00:23:34 - Every rattlesnake
00:23:37 - Am l detecting just a whiff
00:23:38 Could it be because rock god
00:23:42 is paying more attention to me
00:23:44 - [chuckles]
00:23:45 l'm just looking out
00:23:47 and her fiancé.
00:23:48 - Oh, that is low.
00:23:51 - Low?
00:23:52 Who was sticking her ass
00:23:54 pretending the movie screen
00:23:56 - And who'd l learn that from?
00:23:57 - Oh, when l do it,
00:23:58 it's a masterpiece of subtlety.
00:24:00 - [laughs]
00:24:01 This is you.
00:24:03 [moaning]
00:24:06 [laughter]
00:24:09 - That's kind of hot,
00:24:10 But l have a little more junk
00:24:13 - Even a little more
00:24:15 - Ah.
00:24:16 - And that's why you're being
00:24:18 - Oh, you're such a whore.
00:24:20 - Besides. . .
00:24:23 even if something happened,
00:24:26 Benjamin would never find out.
00:24:27 And even if he did,
00:24:30 - Right.
00:24:32 - Couples give each other
00:24:34 for certain celebrities.
00:24:35 - And you guys do that?
00:24:38 But Nick Chapel would be
00:24:40 - So ethically and morally,
00:24:42 l mean, it would almost be
00:24:44 not to fuck him.
00:24:45 - The guy wrote
00:24:46 How many drummers wrote
00:24:48 - Don Henley, Phil Collins,
00:24:51 - Who the hell is Gil Moore?
00:24:53 - He split songwriting duties
00:24:55 - Who the hell is Triumph?
00:24:57 - Who the hell is Tri-
00:24:59 Fight the Good Fight,
00:25:03 Magic Power.
00:25:05 ♪ l'm young, l'm wild,
00:25:09 ♪ l got the magic power
00:25:11 - Uh, pardon me, ladies.
00:25:13 l just need to use the lavatory.
00:25:17 [coughs]
00:25:28 [laughter]
00:25:29 - Gosh.
00:25:32 - Nice.
00:25:40 What do you think?
00:25:42 - l think if you're asking me
00:25:43 you've already made up
00:25:46 - Does it make me a bad person?
00:25:47 - Who am l to judge?
00:25:58 - [exhales]
00:26:06 - You done this before?
00:26:07 - Mm-mm. Never.
00:26:09 - Are you sure?
00:26:10 - l'm sure, are you?
00:26:13 - Oh, look,
00:26:14 - Once before.
00:26:16 - What, with a passenger?
00:26:18 - Oh, God, no.
00:26:19 - While he was flying the plane?
00:26:20 - [laughs]
00:26:23 - What, you did both?
00:26:24 - l mean the copilot
00:26:27 while l was with the pilot.
00:26:30 - All right, look.
00:26:31 Full disclosure here?
00:26:33 - lt's my second time.
00:26:35 - Yeah, we're flying
00:26:36 l mean, we're not counting
00:26:38 - You're the one counting.
00:26:40 - Look.
00:26:41 l feel the need to tell you
00:26:43 that l've recently been dating
00:26:45 Her name is Elektra Luxx.
00:26:47 - Oh, you-you don't need
00:26:49 - No? You may have seen
00:26:52 - Um. . .
00:26:53 - Well, it's a delicate matter
00:26:55 they-they get intimidated
00:26:57 to measure up, you know?
00:26:59 - No, l need for you to know
00:27:01 it's not the sex l'm after.
00:27:03 Not that l was into Elektra
00:27:05 for that exclusively either,
00:27:07 - Mm-hmm.
00:27:08 But with you, you see,
00:27:10 l'm turned on by talent,
00:27:12 by people who are the best
00:27:14 And l look at you, and l say,
00:27:17 And l can tell
00:27:19 But with her,
00:27:21 As much as l applaud the fact
00:27:24 behind her ears
00:27:26 it's just always felt like
00:27:29 But with you. . .
00:27:32 l can feel your organic essence,
00:27:35 l mean, that's what your name
00:27:37 lt's like the core,
00:27:41 The heart of the orchard.
00:27:52 [moaning]
00:28:02 [rumbling]
00:28:06 ding!
00:28:07 - Sorry, folks, we caught
00:28:09 l mentioned earlier.
00:28:10 lt should go back
00:28:12 in just a moment or so.
00:28:14 So if you could kindly return
00:28:15 and fasten your seat belt.
00:28:17 - Oh!
00:28:21 [knocking]
00:28:22 - Cora?
00:28:26 Guys.
00:28:31 [door unlatches]
00:28:35 - Oh, my God, Maggie.
00:28:36 - What?
00:28:37 - l think he's dead.
00:28:40 [dull thud]
00:28:41 - He was giving me oral,
00:28:44 and it sounded
00:28:46 and l can't wake him.
00:28:47 [whimpers]
00:28:51 ls he not breathing?
00:28:52 - l can't tell.
00:28:55 But l can tell you
00:28:57 - Oh, Maggie,
00:28:59 l am so fucked.
00:29:00 l'm gonna go see if there's
00:29:02 Put his clothes back on
00:29:04 - How am l gonna explain this?
00:29:06 - Listen to me carefully.
00:29:07 He was in the lavatory.
00:29:08 The captain made
00:29:10 We knocked on the door.
00:29:11 He didn't respond, so we were
00:29:13 He collapsed on his own,
00:29:15 - With a raging hard-on?
00:29:17 - Try to see
00:29:18 - What?
00:29:20 Maggie.
00:29:22 Shit.
00:29:24 [sobbing]
00:29:30 Oh.
00:29:35 Down, boy.
00:29:39 Down.
00:29:44 [sobbing]
00:29:50 What a waste.
00:29:53 [bell ringing]
00:29:54 - ls anybody out there?
00:29:57 Can anybody hear us?
00:30:01 We're trapped in the elevator!
00:30:05 Anyone!
00:30:08 Can anyone hear us?
00:30:10 - Someone turned it off.
00:30:11 Maybe the fire department's
00:30:13 - Obviously you haven't been
00:30:15 - l don't watch much TV.
00:30:16 - Well, you couldn't have missed
00:30:18 - Listen, lady.
00:30:20 - Don't call me lady.
00:30:22 - None of your business.
00:30:24 - My problem is
00:30:25 of a massive heat wave
00:30:28 and l really don't think they're
00:30:30 to help a couple of idiots
00:30:32 And if you had read the paper,
00:30:34 - Wow, fit all that
00:30:37 - Well, you got to read
00:30:39 Can anyone hear me?
00:30:41 - Will you stop
00:30:44 Please.
00:30:45 - Well, what do you suggest?
00:30:46 Just wait here and die
00:30:48 We have been here for an hour.
00:30:50 There is no smoke
00:30:52 We are trapped in the elevator,
00:30:55 - You don't know that.
00:30:56 The first five floors
00:30:58 could be on fire.
00:30:59 We wouldn't know.
00:31:01 - We would be able to smell it.
00:31:02 - How do you know that?
00:31:04 What do you know about fires?
00:31:05 - My dad was a fireman,
00:31:08 the first thing you do
00:31:10 in an elevator
00:31:12 is explain to them that they are
00:31:25 - l'm not hysterical.
00:31:27 - l'm afraid of heights.
00:31:28 - And l'm afraid of falling.
00:31:29 - l'm pregnant.
00:31:34 - Congratulations.
00:31:35 - Don't.
00:31:38 - l just found out.
00:31:39 [chuckles]
00:31:40 - First one?
00:31:43 - Yes.
00:31:44 Maybe.
00:31:46 - l think you would know.
00:31:47 - Well, if l have it, then, yes,
00:31:52 How about you?
00:31:54 - Uh. . .
00:31:56 l have a niece
00:31:58 That was her mom
00:32:00 when l came in here.
00:32:01 My sister.
00:32:02 l mean, obviously my sister
00:32:05 And l love her.
00:32:07 lt's just she's sort of like
00:32:10 - Huh.
00:32:12 - Too close.
00:32:16 ls there anybody out there?
00:32:19 - One, two.
00:32:21 One, two, three, four.
00:32:23 [soft acoustic music]
00:32:26 ♪ ♪
00:32:30 ♪ l used to say l love you ♪
00:32:34 ♪ lt wasn't really true ♪
00:32:38 ♪ Why l didn't love you ♪
00:32:42 ♪ And now l almost do ♪
00:32:46 ♪ l used to say l love you ♪
00:32:50 ♪ l said it as a threat ♪
00:32:54 ♪ Or maybe as a promise ♪
00:32:58 ♪ To see what l could get ♪
00:33:03 ♪ But my heart
00:33:10 ♪ No, my heart doesn't break
00:33:18 ♪ 'Cause it just couldn't take
00:33:27 - Girls' night out?
00:33:28 - Something like that.
00:33:32 - Your friend looks about ready
00:33:33 - Yeah.
00:33:34 She's not really my friend.
00:33:35 - What's wrong with her?
00:33:37 - She caught her husband
00:33:39 - She's a doctor?
00:33:40 - Shrink.
00:33:41 - [laughs]
00:33:43 - Go figure.
00:33:44 - Women are like flies:
00:33:45 they settle on sugar or shit.
00:33:47 - You married?
00:33:49 Lucky that way.
00:33:50 - Me neither.
00:33:52 ls business always this slow?
00:33:55 - lt picks up in about an hour,
00:33:57 - What?
00:33:58 - lt might not be
00:34:00 - [laughs]
00:34:01 What?
00:34:04 - [laughs]
00:34:05 No, l think you look
00:34:08 You ready for another?
00:34:09 - What the hell.
00:34:11 - Some wetback with a broom
00:34:12 50 bucks for a hand job.
00:34:13 - What?
00:34:14 Ah, that's Manuel.
00:34:16 What is he-his shift doesn't
00:34:18 - Well, he sure is cussing up
00:34:20 - He's got Tourette's.
00:34:21 He's harmless.
00:34:23 l'm sorry about that.
00:34:25 - Hey, shit happens.
00:34:26 Can l get a piña colada?
00:34:28 - Sure.
00:34:29 - You didn't, did you?
00:34:32 - What?
00:34:33 - Holly.
00:34:35 - l didn't.
00:34:40 Okay, next round's on me.
00:34:42 - You really are a pig.
00:34:44 - l am vulgar, but l have
00:34:46 - Really deep down.
00:34:48 - Like you're the Virgin Mary.
00:34:49 l just made a buck a second.
00:34:51 - Well, for starters,
00:34:54 She wasn't actually a virgin.
00:34:56 - You are sick,
00:34:59 ls nothing sacred to you?
00:35:01 - Okay, forget it.
00:35:03 What did he look like?
00:35:04 - Five and change.
00:35:06 - The guy's face.
00:35:08 - Oh.
00:35:09 Soccer player
00:35:14 His jeans are tight,
00:35:18 So it takes me a second
00:35:20 And right off the bat,
00:35:23 steering my hand.
00:35:24 "Pronto, pronto, pronto.
00:35:26 "Motherfucking Christ!
00:35:27 "Suave, muchacha, si, si, si.
00:35:29 Motherfucking maricon. "
00:35:31 - [laughter]
00:35:35 - How about a beer instead?
00:35:36 - Okay.
00:35:38 - Backseat drivers
00:35:42 - Yeah, they really mess up
00:35:45 [dull thud]
00:35:51 Yeah, l think l'm gonna stay,
00:35:52 see if l can't turn
00:35:53 - Here?
00:35:56 - How do you know?
00:35:57 - Trust me.
00:35:59 - Look, don't stay here.
00:36:01 You're gonna get cruised,
00:36:03 These women get it for free.
00:36:04 - And who made you the expert?
00:36:06 l mean, maybe there's
00:36:08 who wants somebody
00:36:10 - And you have the touch?
00:36:11 - Excuse me?
00:36:12 - Haven't you been whining
00:36:15 about your girl-on-girl scene
00:36:17 - Okay, l ate some bad
00:36:20 that wouldn't stay down.
00:36:21 lt doesn't mean
00:36:23 l'm not retarded.
00:36:24 - Wait.
00:36:25 You didn't tell me that.
00:36:26 - l told you l got sick.
00:36:28 - You told me you felt sick.
00:36:30 You're uncomfortable with women,
00:36:33 not you were eating her pussy
00:36:36 That's a big difference.
00:36:37 - l turned away from the camera.
00:36:39 - You know what,
00:36:43 because you're so dumb,
00:36:45 - l'm dumb?
00:36:46 Who's going straight back
00:36:48 Those men probably killed
00:36:50 and are waiting for us.
00:36:51 - What would you have me do?
00:36:53 Have her drive home?
00:36:54 - l don't know.
00:36:56 Put her on a bus.
00:36:57 l think you want to help her.
00:36:58 - Yeah, so?
00:37:00 - So you're contracting yourself
00:37:02 - l'm what?
00:37:03 Would you listen to yourself
00:37:05 l'm "contradicting" myself.
00:37:07 ls that the term
00:37:10 How am l doing that?
00:37:12 - Well, you pick on me
00:37:13 and then you go play
00:37:16 - Whatever.
00:37:17 You want to stay, stay.
00:37:18 l'll call you.
00:37:19 Not if it's gonna be like this.
00:37:21 - And what the fuck do you mean
00:37:24 l mean, were you there?
00:37:26 Did you do her?
00:37:27 - She's known as the Virgin Mary
00:37:30 conceived her
00:37:32 lt's called
00:37:34 Joseph and Mary were probably
00:37:36 The guy was a carpenter.
00:37:38 - And what exactly does that
00:37:40 - You asked me.
00:37:41 - Because you
00:37:43 So we're even Stephen.
00:37:46 [engine turns over]
00:38:01 - You sure she saw you?
00:38:02 - Positive.
00:38:04 She was creeping
00:38:06 l wouldn't have a prayer
00:38:09 - Man, look at those legs.
00:38:11 We're gonna be sawing all night.
00:38:13 Come on.
00:38:26 Whatever you do,
00:38:29 - [screams]
00:38:47 Bobby?
00:38:55 [gun clicks]
00:39:00 - How much do you like
00:39:06 [throbbing piano music]
00:39:09 ♪ ♪
00:39:33 - Have you ever made
00:39:36 One thing you can never
00:39:39 - l can pick only one?
00:39:41 - l'm serious.
00:39:43 - Who was joking?
00:39:48 - When l was 25,
00:39:50 l got knocked up by this guy,
00:39:52 this angel of death
00:39:55 and a mean streak.
00:39:57 He was young and. . .
00:39:59 apocalyptic.
00:40:01 And l loved him so much,
00:40:02 l didn't even realize
00:40:05 - This is that moment, right?
00:40:07 - What moment?
00:40:08 - On the bus,
00:40:10 when the complete stranger
00:40:14 - l wouldn't know.
00:40:19 - Sorry.
00:40:21 - Go on what?
00:40:22 - With the story
00:40:24 the meth dealer.
00:40:25 - [scoffs]
00:40:27 l'm not sharing anything
00:40:29 - Uh, please.
00:40:30 l am a great listener.
00:40:34 Perhaps l've had
00:40:40 Come on.
00:40:42 You were pregnant,
00:40:46 - Hmm.
00:40:54 So this one morning,
00:40:56 the first trimester.
00:40:59 My boyfriend's trying to sleep.
00:41:01 He comes storming out
00:41:02 and starts beating me
00:41:04 and telling me to shut up,
00:41:06 that he's trying to get
00:41:08 And l just started laughing,
00:41:10 'cause in that moment,
00:41:12 that l was pregnant
00:41:16 l would never be free of him.
00:41:19 - Hmm.
00:41:20 - l don't think l had ever felt
00:41:23 So l walked out the door
00:41:27 But in my haste,
00:41:29 and the apartment
00:41:32 is being watched by the feds
00:41:34 on a tip that there's
00:41:36 operating out of it.
00:41:38 So these militia goons
00:41:40 in my boyfriend's apartment.
00:41:42 End result: my boyfriend
00:41:45 on a terrorist conspiracy.
00:41:46 - So where's the big mistake?
00:41:51 - The big mistake is that
00:41:53 l got paranoid that l was gonna
00:41:57 l mean, these court hearings
00:42:00 So when my daughter was born,
00:42:02 l left her in the care
00:42:06 and went into hiding.
00:42:08 - They were looking for you?
00:42:11 - No.
00:42:13 l mean, l thought l was like
00:42:16 you know, going underground
00:42:19 They didn't give a rat's ass
00:42:21 - There's a moral, and it's
00:42:27 - The moral is that
00:42:28 by the time l got back
00:42:32 to reclaim my daughter,
00:42:34 she had, for all intents
00:42:36 become my sister's daughter.
00:42:39 And l was either
00:42:41 or not weak enough
00:42:49 - Does she even know?
00:42:51 - What she knows is that her mom
00:42:56 They're both in therapy now.
00:42:59 - [sighs]
00:43:06 l went to therapy once.
00:43:08 lt didn't do much for me.
00:43:10 - No?
00:43:11 - lt was just some creep
00:43:14 comparing me to dog shit
00:43:17 - He said that?
00:43:19 - He worked in metaphors,
00:43:22 but the only thing
00:43:24 was whether l enjoyed anal sex.
00:43:27 What is it with guys
00:43:30 Are they all fags?
00:43:31 - lt sure doesn't sound like
00:43:34 - The only reason l went to him
00:43:36 about how to deal
00:43:38 lnstead, he spent the whole hour
00:43:40 and informed me
00:43:42 wants to bang me
00:43:44 - Where do you work?
00:43:46 - l'm an actress.
00:43:47 - Oh, yeah?
00:43:49 Movies? Television?
00:43:50 - Porn.
00:43:54 - Wow.
00:43:57 Can l ask you, like, how you. . .
00:44:00 l mean, you're so pretty.
00:44:01 You could be in, like,
00:44:04 l mean, not that porn
00:44:06 lt's just, you know,
00:44:08 how you got started in that.
00:44:12 - When l first moved out here,
00:44:17 this beautiful hippie girl
00:44:20 l loved her to death.
00:44:22 We were way behind on our rent,
00:44:23 and she made me come with her
00:44:25 as moral support,
00:44:28 and, uh, that was that.
00:44:31 - Weren't you scared?
00:44:32 - Holy fuck.
00:44:35 My first video, l did a scene
00:44:40 All penis, that man,
00:44:43 But the second those cameras
00:44:45 l knew exactly what to do.
00:44:47 Maybe it's genetic.
00:44:49 My great-grandmother
00:44:51 but l discovered
00:44:53 for sucking cock on camera.
00:44:56 Next thing you know,
00:44:58 without even blinking.
00:45:00 The coke might have helped
00:45:01 the non-blinking part.
00:45:04 And then one day, Riley
00:45:08 and blows her brains out.
00:45:11 - Oh, my God.
00:45:14 - l found out later
00:45:16 was blackmailing her,
00:45:19 who had abused her
00:45:22 What else is new?
00:45:24 My childhood wasn't
00:45:29 - l'm so sorry.
00:45:30 - Hey,
00:45:34 "One man's trash
00:45:36 Someone else might have turned
00:45:38 into a heartbreaking novel.
00:45:40 Not me.
00:45:43 Not yet anyway.
00:45:49 - So are you famous?
00:45:53 - Yeah.
00:45:54 - Really famous?
00:45:56 - Well. . .okay.
00:45:58 Tyra Doright and Christy Climax
00:46:00 the most popular girls right now
00:46:03 But the Tyra Talking Love Doll
00:46:07 and the arms don't even move
00:46:09 whereas the anatomically correct
00:46:13 retails for 89 bucks and comes
00:46:17 lt is the number one selling
00:46:21 - Hold on.
00:46:24 Strangers purchase a replica
00:46:27 - lt vibrates, and it squirts.
00:46:29 [chuckles]
00:46:31 Oh, life is so fucking weird.
00:46:33 l don't even know
00:46:35 [crashing noise]
00:46:37 - This is the Los Angeles
00:46:39 Anybody still in here?
00:46:40 - We're in the elevator!
00:46:42 Hey!
00:46:44 - Yeah, hold on.
00:46:47 Hey, you guys okay?
00:46:50 - l actually brought her
00:46:52 because l did not want her
00:46:56 when l talked to her.
00:47:01 - l can't think of any moment
00:47:03 that l'd like to relive.
00:47:05 l find myself not really being
00:47:08 But that can't be, can it?
00:47:10 - l just want to tell her
00:47:13 like a goddamned puma
00:47:15 Mom, just get your act together.
00:47:18 - You're hot.
00:47:20 l'd bang you.
00:47:21 But l don't tell you.
00:47:22 lt's like a seesaw
00:47:25 - Because in my bones,
00:47:27 l mean, l think l know.
00:47:29 - And l see that on the tray
00:47:34 and l start to crack it open,
00:47:37 But l-at this point,
00:47:39 because my eyes
00:47:42 - l turn the lights down low.
00:47:46 Create a little atmosphere.
00:47:48 - So l bring the waiter over.
00:47:49 l said, "Can you please-
00:47:50 "can you please
00:47:52 lt's my fortune."
00:47:53 - Yes, no, yes, no,
00:47:55 - l have nostalgia
00:47:56 lt just hasn't happened yet.
00:47:58 But it's gonna happen,
00:48:00 it's all shit.
00:48:01 The whole point is. . .
00:48:04 like La Migra,
00:48:06 Like, l'm Mexico,
00:48:09 - A day without wearing a kilt
00:48:14 - l mean, something's
00:48:16 lt has to, right?
00:48:18 - But when l slipped
00:48:21 l felt. . .
00:48:23 fat.
00:48:25 - l need your encouragement
00:48:27 l'm paralyzed by all this guilt.
00:48:29 - l'm young,
00:48:32 and how hard it can be.
00:48:35 - What the fuck does that-
00:48:37 - l mean, do you-
00:48:39 to compliment you
00:48:40 - l need you to tell me
00:48:43 - l mean, isn't "no"
00:48:45 - Maxine,
00:48:47 Maxine, you got to wake up now.
00:48:49 - Maxine, wake up.
00:48:52 - What?
00:48:53 - We're here.
00:48:57 - Oh, okay.
00:48:59 [police chatter on radio]
00:49:10 [mumbling]
00:49:16 - Where-where have you-
00:49:20 - Thank God
00:49:26 - Thank you.
00:49:27 - Bambi.
00:49:28 - Have we met?
00:49:30 You're off the hook with me,
00:49:31 l'm just making sure
00:49:33 - Well, l thank you for that.
00:49:35 Can l, uh, call you a cab?
00:49:36 - What happened?
00:49:37 - Ah, the neighbors.
00:49:38 Yeah, it's been a crazy night.
00:49:40 You want-l can call you a cab.
00:49:42 - No, what happened to 'em?
00:49:43 - l'm not entirely sure.
00:49:44 Some guys he owed money to
00:49:47 or beating him up or something,
00:49:49 - Oh, that's awful.
00:49:53 ls he gonna make it?
00:49:55 - Travis.
00:49:59 l don't really know.
00:50:00 Kind of a shady character.
00:50:01 You sure l can't pay
00:50:03 - You know, l'm gonna take
00:50:05 - Well, let me cover that.
00:50:06 That's the least l can do.
00:50:09 There you go.
00:50:11 - Actually, uh. . .
00:50:12 that's the least you can do,
00:50:14 - For the bus?
00:50:15 lt's a long way to go.
00:50:18 No telling what fun and games
00:50:21 Good luck, Travis.
00:50:23 - Good luck to you too, Bambi.
00:50:26 - Ah, Travis.
00:50:29 l'm gonna take these off
00:50:35 This is impossible.
00:50:37 Okay.
00:50:39 Can you help me with these?
00:50:41 l'll be ready in just a minute.
00:50:43 l think you should, um. . .
00:50:45 We should start,
00:50:47 l'm gonna be right with you.
00:50:53 Okay, okay.
00:50:58 Now you start.
00:51:04 [tender guitar music]
00:51:07 ♪ ♪
00:51:25 [soft piano and guitar music]
00:51:28 ♪ ♪
00:51:49 - l'll call you back.
00:51:54 You all right?
00:51:56 - Was that her?
00:51:58 - Yeah.
00:52:01 - What'd she say?
00:52:04 - She was worried about you.
00:52:13 - [scoffs]
00:52:17 Unbelievable.
00:52:19 Both of you.
00:52:30 - Maxine-
00:52:32 - What?
00:52:33 - A simple yes or no.
00:52:35 - No.
00:52:36 - l don't remember
00:52:39 - l helped you
00:52:41 - Hmm.
00:52:43 - Well, you were very drunk
00:52:45 - Oh, boo-fucking-hoo.
00:52:46 l'm still drunk,
00:52:47 so you don't have to talk to me
00:52:49 - l'm not.
00:52:51 l know what you're doing.
00:52:52 - l'm not doing anything, okay?
00:52:55 l'm just trying to explain
00:52:56 that when you came home,
00:52:57 Your words.
00:52:58 - Now you're quoting me?
00:53:00 [laughs]
00:53:01 That is so condescending.
00:53:03 - Well, l'm sorry,
00:53:06 to sound condescending.
00:53:08 - Oh, of course not.
00:53:10 - What l meant was. . .
00:53:14 nothing happened tonight.
00:53:16 - Nothing happened tonight.
00:53:23 You have a way with words.
00:53:27 - ln bed.
00:53:32 - That's a shame.
00:53:35 - Why?
00:53:37 - 'Cause you're never gonna get
00:53:49 - Why don't you just go
00:53:51 We'll just talk about it
00:53:56 Okay.
00:54:00 - [whimpers]
00:54:05 But did you want to?
00:54:07 - What?
00:54:08 - Did you want to fuck me?
00:54:10 - No.
00:54:11 l mean, of course.
00:54:16 - [sobbing]
00:54:17 l want you to fall in love
00:54:20 l've had other offers too.
00:54:22 From younger guys, richer guys,
00:54:27 but you're the one
00:54:29 That's what we agreed.
00:54:31 And now you go and do this,
00:54:32 and l'm gonna change everything
00:54:35 Everything!
00:54:38 But l don't want to,
00:54:41 that l want to live with.
00:54:45 Oh, God.
00:54:47 - Okay, we're gonna
00:54:51 Tomorrow.
00:54:54 Everything's clearer
00:54:57 - [sniffles]
00:55:01 - You need something
00:55:05 Okay.
00:55:08 [phone vibrates]
00:55:13 - Are you going to get that?
00:55:15 - No.
00:55:17 - Are you sure?
00:55:19 - l'm sure.
00:55:21 - Mm-hmm.
00:55:23 [phone continues vibrating]
00:55:28 - God damn it, Maxine.
00:55:31 - Listen to me carefully,
00:55:34 You can't have him.
00:55:35 So pull your Botox head
00:55:38 and get yourself a fucking life
00:55:40 You are not allowed
00:55:42 - Maxine.
00:55:43 - To think of the unbearable
00:55:45 listening to your pathetic
00:55:48 and your embarrassing jealousy
00:55:50 and those excruciating dreams
00:55:51 of opening
00:55:53 which you're never actually
00:55:55 What?
00:55:56 - Who is this?
00:55:57 - Open the door.
00:55:59 - Hold on!
00:56:01 What happened to her?
00:56:02 - Come on, Maxine.
00:56:03 - Shut up!
00:56:04 No, not you, Officer.
00:56:06 ls she gonna make it?
00:56:16 She ran her car into a pole.
00:56:18 [tires screeching
00:56:20 The officer on site called
00:56:22 and said it's pretty serious.
00:56:24 You should go.
00:56:35 - l'm gonna stay.
00:56:37 - Travis,
00:56:39 She shouldn't be alone.
00:56:41 - Well, l'll call her sister,
00:56:43 She's her family.
00:56:46 - Do what you got to do.
00:56:48 - What l go to do is stay here.
00:56:55 - lt's a little late
00:56:57 - You don't have to talk to me.
00:56:59 You don't have to look at me.
00:57:01 You don't even have to be
00:57:04 Just go to sleep.
00:57:05 l'm gonna put on a pot
00:57:07 and l'm gonna stay right here.
00:57:13 - Good night.
00:57:36 - Oh.
00:57:38 l'm sorry.
00:57:40 - l forgot.
00:57:41 l'm Rita's roommate.
00:57:43 - Who?
00:57:44 - The bartender
00:57:46 She said you got attacked
00:57:48 or something.
00:57:50 - Oh, yeah.
00:57:51 - She gave you a couple Valiums,
00:57:52 so that's probably
00:57:54 - Right.
00:57:59 What's that?
00:58:01 - Oh, it's for work.
00:58:04 l'm a masseuse.
00:58:05 - Oh, hi, Mama.
00:58:07 - No, a masseuse.
00:58:11 l do body work.
00:58:13 My name is Darby.
00:58:14 - Oh, hi.
00:58:17 - So, look, if you want
00:58:20 - No.
00:58:21 l'm-l'm good.
00:58:26 So. . .
00:58:28 where are you from?
00:58:29 - Oh, l'm Canadian.
00:58:31 - Wow.
00:58:33 - Yeah, you ever been?
00:58:34 - No.
00:58:35 But l love the food.
00:58:39 - Um, do you know the guys
00:58:42 - No, no.
00:58:43 - l guess some days
00:58:45 - Yeah.
00:58:47 - Whenever something
00:58:49 l think it's, like,
00:58:52 l say to myself, "Darby,
00:58:54 "you are alive,
00:58:57 Today is a day
00:59:00 - Yeah.
00:59:02 And it's also my birthday.
00:59:04 - [gasps]
00:59:05 Today is your birthday?
00:59:07 No shit?
00:59:09 We should have a drink
00:59:11 - No, l really-
00:59:12 But you should.
00:59:14 - Well, fuck.
00:59:15 You know what, let me give you
00:59:18 - No.
00:59:19 No, you really-
00:59:23 Oh.
00:59:26 - Your neck is like a rock,
00:59:28 - Oh, yeah,
00:59:30 Twice.
00:59:31 - Jesus, quite the birthday,
00:59:33 - Yeah.
00:59:35 - Do you spend a lot of time
00:59:38 - Some positions, l guess.
00:59:41 - Hmm.
00:59:42 - Ahh.
00:59:43 - So before getting attacked
00:59:46 did you do anything special
00:59:49 - Oh.
00:59:51 Not really.
00:59:52 l mean, l, um. . .
00:59:55 l went to work,
00:59:58 And then my best friend
01:00:01 but that didn't really pan out.
01:00:02 And then we met this woman
01:00:06 and she got tanked,
01:00:10 my friend ended up
01:00:14 [sobbing]
01:00:16 - lt's okay.
01:00:17 Just let it out.
01:00:19 Your body's been through
01:00:22 - lt's not that.
01:00:25 lt's just Bambi.
01:00:26 She didn't-
01:00:29 she didn't even remember
01:00:32 and that's why l thought
01:00:34 l was sure she had some surprise
01:00:38 and she just wanted me
01:00:41 She's so stupid,
01:00:43 that l have feelings for her.
01:00:45 [sniffles]
01:00:47 l-l felt so nervous,
01:00:50 'cause even though
01:00:52 just a pony show
01:00:55 l thought, "You know,
01:00:58 The whole thing got interrupted,
01:01:00 and she spent the whole night
01:01:02 And l'm so bad at my job,
01:01:05 l'm afraid
01:01:07 'cause l get embarrassed
01:01:09 and l can't eat pussy.
01:01:10 lt's just a matter of time
01:01:12 that l'm the lamest
01:01:14 - Well, l'm sure it's not
01:01:17 - lt's pretty awful.
01:01:21 - Well, have you thought
01:01:23 - Yeah.
01:01:25 But l'm so dumb,
01:01:27 - You're just being hard
01:01:29 - No, l'm being honest.
01:01:31 You know, everybody laughs
01:01:34 They don't even have
01:01:36 to do it behind my back.
01:01:37 When those men came
01:01:39 l thought, "This is it.
01:01:43 "And l haven't even done
01:01:45 "or had the chance to tell her
01:01:48 so she'd understand."
01:01:49 - Tell who?
01:01:50 Who's Ringo?
01:01:52 - He was my dog when l was 1 2.
01:01:56 - What happened to him?
01:01:58 - God, he was. . .
01:02:00 he was always
01:02:04 lt was like,
01:02:07 [laughter]
01:02:08 Nonstop.
01:02:09 And he really was
01:02:11 l mean, something was wrong
01:02:14 l've never told anybody
01:02:17 Okay.
01:02:20 What happened was, l, um. . .
01:02:25 l had all these
01:02:28 l was doing this school project,
01:02:32 My legs were in a V.
01:02:34 l was only wearing a T-shirt
01:02:39 And Ringo comes running in
01:02:47 And he starts licking my knee,
01:02:56 And then. . .
01:02:58 all of a sudden, he. . .
01:03:02 starts moving up my thigh,
01:03:10 And l got this tingle.
01:03:13 So out of curiosity,
01:03:17 and because my mother
01:03:22 l moved my panties aside.
01:03:27 So he just stuck his nose
01:03:29 and started licking
01:03:33 And he was so gentle
01:03:39 l mean, that dog could have
01:03:44 And, you know, it felt so good.
01:03:48 To this day, l haven't had
01:03:50 So l laid down,
01:03:53 and l took off my underpants,
01:03:59 when-when. . .
01:04:03 out of nowhere, l hear my mom
01:04:07 beating the dog
01:04:09 l mean, it was like
01:04:12 She wouldn't talk to me
01:04:17 And then one day, l came home,
01:04:22 And she said he ran away,
01:04:25 And that summer,
01:04:28 l found his collar and bones
01:04:31 - Holly, that's horrible.
01:04:34 - [sobbing]
01:04:35 l can't believe-
01:04:38 l can't believe l told you that.
01:04:40 - lt's okay.
01:04:43 - So now. . .
01:04:47 every time
01:04:51 l think of Ringo, and everything
01:04:55 l can't-l can't control it.
01:04:58 - Of course.
01:04:59 But now you've acknowledged it.
01:05:01 lt's time to just move on.
01:05:03 The body doesn't want
01:05:06 lt just wants to let it go.
01:05:08 - You're so understanding.
01:05:12 You don't think l'm disgusting?
01:05:13 - Of course not.
01:05:15 - l'm not some immortal whore?
01:05:17 - You mean immoral?
01:05:19 - Yeah, that's what l mean.
01:05:21 - Sweetie. . .
01:05:24 l think when it comes
01:05:25 if it feels good
01:05:29 then forget about morals.
01:05:30 What your mother did-
01:05:32 that was immoral.
01:05:35 - She had my uncle shoot Ringo
01:05:37 - Well, that's just pure evil.
01:05:43 - l. . .
01:05:45 l think l'm cured.
01:05:47 No, l think l just-
01:05:49 Thank you.
01:05:51 - Oh, sweetie,
01:05:53 - No, l need
01:05:56 - Do not be silly.
01:05:57 - No, l would feel
01:05:59 if you'd just lie down
01:06:00 - [laughs]
01:06:02 l don't even know you.
01:06:03 - lt would mean so much to me.
01:06:05 - You should be doing this
01:06:07 - Look, l could use
01:06:09 Come on, my treat.
01:06:11 Please.
01:06:14 - l have to pee first.
01:06:22 - [sighs]
01:06:26 Blessed Mary, mother of mercy,
01:06:29 no matter what Bambi says
01:06:31 l still believe in you
01:06:33 and implore
01:06:36 Please, please, please
01:06:39 help me not to barf
01:06:42 as l pay her back
01:06:45 Amen.
01:06:55 [dog barks]
01:06:58 [up-tempo acoustic guitar music]
01:07:01 ♪ ♪
01:07:12 - l always wanted
01:07:14 l don't know why, but ever since
01:07:18 Hello?
01:07:22 Darby?
01:07:23 - Hey.
01:07:27 ls Holly still here?
01:07:28 - Yeah, mm-hmm.
01:07:30 - This is her friend Bambi.
01:07:31 - Oh, hey, Bambi.
01:07:33 - You're not wearing any pants.
01:07:35 - lt was, uh, really stuffy
01:07:40 Holly's in the bathroom.
01:07:42 - [vomiting]
01:07:48 - l think the Valium
01:07:51 - Or maybe some Mexican food.
01:07:55 - Poor thing's been through
01:07:58 - Do you want a drink?
01:07:59 - Oh, l could use a beer.
01:08:01 - Okay.
01:08:03 - You and Darby. . .
01:08:05 - On and off.
01:08:07 She's young.
01:08:08 - Really?
01:08:09 l couldn't tell.
01:08:11 - How about you and, uh. . .
01:08:12 - Oh, no.
01:08:14 Holly's totally straight.
01:08:16 We're super tight, though.
01:08:18 Starsky and Hutch tight.
01:08:21 - Okay.
01:08:23 Here you go.
01:08:25 Cheers.
01:08:28 [door opens]
01:08:31 - What are you doing here?
01:08:32 - l came back to the bar.
01:08:34 Rita told me what happened.
01:08:36 - You came back for me?
01:08:37 - Of course l came back.
01:08:40 lt's past midnight.
01:08:42 lt's officially your birthday.
01:08:44 - Technically,
01:08:48 but it's the thought
01:08:50 - Your birthday's
01:08:52 - Right.
01:08:53 - No, today is the 1 6th.
01:08:57 - Today is my birthday?
01:09:02 - Happy birthday, you goofball.
01:09:05 [laughs]
01:09:08 l got the whole day planned.
01:09:09 Let's go get some sleep.
01:09:10 - Mm.
01:09:13 - Oh, don't forget your bag.
01:09:14 - Thank you.
01:09:17 [no audio]
01:09:21 [monitor beeping]
01:09:23 - Doris.
01:09:28 - Thank you so much for coming.
01:09:30 - l had no right
01:09:32 l do have friends.
01:09:33 l am not a weirdo.
01:09:34 - Stop apologizing.
01:09:35 - l just couldn't deal
01:09:37 - l don't sleep much anyway.
01:09:38 - lt's so late.
01:09:40 - What happened?
01:09:43 - She was driving, not drunk,
01:09:46 and somehow lost control
01:09:49 and smashed
01:09:52 The car is totaled.
01:09:54 She's got a bunch
01:09:56 and they won't let me see her.
01:09:58 - Okay, let's not panic
01:10:01 Coffee or tea?
01:10:02 - lt doesn't matter.
01:10:03 Thank you.
01:10:06 - Who's this?
01:10:16 She's so big.
01:10:17 - You don't have to whisper.
01:10:18 She sleeps through earthquakes.
01:10:20 l got a call
01:10:23 the shrink
01:10:25 Somehow they contacted
01:10:28 and then l had to pick up
01:10:31 and by the time l got here,
01:10:33 they were already rushing her
01:10:36 She was probably on the phone.
01:10:37 She gets so distracted.
01:10:40 And the last conversation
01:10:42 l was such a bitch.
01:10:43 Let's talk about something else.
01:10:46 How are you feeling?
01:10:49 - l'm good.
01:10:50 - You're eating right?
01:10:53 - Since l last saw you,
01:10:56 l had a soup and a salad,
01:10:59 - And the father?
01:11:01 - What about him?
01:11:03 - Does he know?
01:11:06 - Are you gonna tell him?
01:11:07 - l thought l was, but,
01:11:11 - Typical.
01:11:14 - lt's too bad,
01:11:15 'cause under
01:11:17 l could almost see us together.
01:11:20 - Never say never.
01:11:21 - No, l mean really different
01:11:23 like an alternate universe.
01:11:26 He's a sweet guy.
01:11:27 - Handsome?
01:11:28 - Handsome.
01:11:30 - Married?
01:11:31 - Single.
01:11:32 - Rich?
01:11:33 - Call him back.
01:11:34 - lt would never work.
01:11:36 Not with my past.
01:11:37 - l think you're
01:11:40 What you've done before
01:11:42 lt's what you're going to do
01:11:47 - Sounds nice.
01:11:49 But that's not the real world.
01:11:51 Anyway, l'm not even sure
01:11:54 - Are you with Miss Hunter?
01:11:56 - l'm her sister.
01:11:58 - The doctor says
01:11:59 but just one of you.
01:12:01 - Okay?
01:12:18 - Yeah?
01:12:20 - Where's Doris?
01:12:22 - Oh, uh, she went to talk
01:12:25 She'll be back soon.
01:12:27 - Who are you?
01:12:29 - l'm Elektra.
01:12:30 - l'm Charlotte.
01:12:33 - l know.
01:12:34 lt's good to meet you.
01:12:38 You thirsty or anything?
01:12:41 - No.
01:12:47 Cigarette?
01:12:49 - l can't, thanks.
01:12:51 - You mind if l do?
01:12:52 - l don't think you're allowed
01:12:55 - We'll see.
01:13:10 - [breathes deeply]
01:13:13 Okay, l'll have one.
01:13:25 Thanks.
01:13:43 - Doris says some stores
01:13:45 carry a plastic replica
01:13:48 - She said that?
01:13:50 - l didn't believe her.
01:13:53 - lt's true.
01:13:55 - Really?
01:13:58 - Yeah.
01:14:02 - That's weird.
01:14:03 What do people do with it?
01:14:07 - Well. . .
01:14:09 l guess some people have
01:14:13 You know, it's-
01:14:16 - What's a novelty?
01:14:19 - Like a funny thing
01:14:21 l mean, it has a use,
01:14:25 boy.
01:14:27 l'll have to think about that.
01:14:32 - Maybe l could bring one
01:14:35 - l don't think that would be-
01:14:36 l'm not sure
01:14:38 - We could use it for sex ed
01:14:41 - Why don't we read a magazine?
01:14:45 Here.
01:14:50 - Here's a good one.
01:14:54 "Man jailed
01:14:57 "London, July 3rd.
01:14:59 "A London man has been sentenced
01:15:02 "for reportedly kidnapping
01:15:05 "to stop her from having surgery
01:15:08 "Deckland Summer, 31 ,
01:15:11 "'Don't do it,' while dragging
01:15:14 "where she was waiting
01:15:17 "The Sun reported Wednesday.
01:15:19 "He said he had a knife
01:15:21 "if she did not come with him.
01:15:24 "The woman managed to escape
01:15:26 "and ran into an office
01:15:29 "Hospital worker Luanna Ali
01:15:33 "'l like you as you are.
01:15:37 "Since then, Emma, 25,
01:15:41 "and also decided to forgo
01:15:43 the breast enhancement
01:15:46 So kind of a happy ending.
01:15:49 - He loved her the way she was.
01:15:52 lt's not easy
01:15:56 - But he was crazy.
01:15:58 - Which is not hard to find.
01:16:00 - Do you have fake boobs?
01:16:03 - No.
01:16:05 You?
01:16:06 - l'm only 1 3.
01:16:08 - Mm, people start early
01:16:10 - l thought all porn stars
01:16:14 - Did Doris say that too?
01:16:15 - She said you were an actress
01:16:19 - [laughs]
01:16:21 You guys are really open
01:16:23 - Yep.
01:16:27 Why do they call them
01:16:30 if they're so juvenile?
01:16:34 - lt's a euphemism.
01:16:36 - What's a euphemism?
01:16:39 - Uh, a polite way
01:16:43 that drags all the fun
01:16:45 - Like saying a plastic vagina's
01:16:48 - [chuckles]
01:16:50 You're a smart kid.
01:16:53 What else did your-
01:16:57 - That in your heart,
01:17:00 but you don't know it yet,
01:17:01 and that you're yearning
01:17:05 - Hmm.
01:17:07 [soft piano music]
01:17:10 ♪ ♪
01:17:16 - The rock music world
01:17:18 with the news that Nick Chapel,
01:17:20 the drummer for the popular
01:17:23 has been found dead
01:17:25 of a commercial airliner.
01:17:26 lnvestigators found
01:17:29 and are handling this as
01:17:32 The female flight attendant
01:17:34 as the plane touched down
01:17:36 where Chapel was scheduled
01:17:38 [dull thud]
01:17:40 [metallic clanging]
01:17:43 - Elektra.
01:17:45 Elektra, can you hear me?
01:17:48 Wake up.
01:17:56 - Hey.
01:17:58 - Hey there.
01:18:03 - Did l faint?
01:18:06 - At least you were
01:18:08 - Where's Charlotte?
01:18:09 - She went to get a snack.
01:18:11 - l like her.
01:18:14 - She's a little weird.
01:18:16 - l've never liked
01:18:17 even as a kid.
01:18:19 How's your sister?
01:18:21 - Well. . .
01:18:24 they are reconstructing her face
01:18:28 Those are their exact words.
01:18:31 They say that the plastic
01:18:34 and she's gonna be just fine.
01:18:36 - Thank God.
01:18:41 - You believe in God?
01:18:43 - Right now, yes.
01:18:46 - l'd like to believe.
01:18:48 But l don't know.
01:18:50 l look around the world,
01:18:52 and l'm in a constant state
01:18:58 - Charlotte told me about Nick.
01:19:02 ls he the father?
01:19:06 Did you love him?
01:19:09 - lt's starting to dawn on me
01:19:13 But l never told him.
01:19:17 You know, the last guy
01:19:18 we dated for a couple months.
01:19:20 l didn't know
01:19:21 and l didn't want to ask.
01:19:22 But anyway. . .
01:19:25 the day after l finally went
01:19:27 he asked me for my autograph.
01:19:29 - Hmph.
01:19:31 - He was almost sweet about it.
01:19:32 "l can't believe l fucked
01:19:36 He wanted to share it with me,
01:19:38 with the world.
01:19:40 With Nick, l just didn't
01:19:41 l was some groupie stalker
01:19:45 l just wanted so badly
01:19:49 you know, to tell the truth.
01:19:53 - So tell me.
01:19:55 - What?
01:19:56 - Pretend l'm Nick.
01:19:58 Tell me the truth.
01:20:01 l mean, you planned your speech.
01:20:03 You've rehearsed it
01:20:04 or l know l would have.
01:20:05 - [laughs]
01:20:09 - Let me hear it.
01:20:11 - Okay.
01:20:16 Nick,
01:20:17 l've done 62 X-rated movies,
01:20:20 35 box covers,
01:20:24 a thousand club appearances.
01:20:27 l have 20 fan clubs,
01:20:33 A conservative estimate
01:20:35 the amount of people l've fucked
01:20:39 l've dated movie stars,
01:20:43 and a pair of twin mafioso
01:20:46 who nearly got me arrested
01:20:50 l've had my amphetamine phase,
01:20:54 my three-cigarette-pack-a-day
01:21:00 l haven't talked to a single
01:21:03 drunks and religious
01:21:05 each and every one of them-
01:21:10 l've had three abortions,
01:21:13 been kicked out
01:21:18 And l have never, ever
01:21:25 kiss me like you do.
01:21:32 - That's beautiful.
01:21:37 - [laughs]
01:21:39 But it's too late.
01:21:44 l mean, if we don't tell people
01:21:48 what are we doing here?
01:21:52 You need to tell Charlotte.
01:21:56 - l know.
01:21:58 Once Addy's better and-
01:22:00 - No, she needs to know now.
01:22:02 - Now is not a good time.
01:22:04 - But there is no good time.
01:22:05 There is no right time.
01:22:07 There is only now.
01:22:09 Your entire life can change
01:22:15 Less.
01:22:20 - Charlotte.
01:22:23 - l can't decide
01:22:31 - l got to talk to you.
01:22:37 - Did she decide
01:22:39 - l don't know.
01:22:41 lt's not about that.
01:22:46 l think we should sit down.
01:23:02 So. . .
01:23:06 a long time ago,
01:23:08 when l was a lot younger,
01:23:14 l did something,
01:23:16 some things,
01:23:23 Let me rephrase that.
01:23:24 - Drugs?
01:23:26 - No, not drugs.
01:23:27 lt's not that kind of a story.
01:23:29 l mean, l have done drugs,
01:23:39 [sobbing]
01:23:48 You know l love you
01:23:56 l would never abandon you.
01:24:01 [sobbing]
01:24:07 - l know, Mom.
01:24:08 - What?
01:24:12 - l said, "l know."
01:24:14 - What did you say after that?
01:24:18 - l found my birth certificate
01:24:21 - [sniffles]
01:24:22 What?
01:24:25 Why didn't you say so?
01:24:28 - l don't-
01:24:29 l guess. . .
01:24:31 l guess l felt bad
01:24:38 - She's still your mom too.
01:24:40 - Yeah?
01:24:42 - Yeah.
01:24:43 And as soon as she's better,
01:24:46 we're gonna decide
01:24:50 But l wanted
01:24:53 because, first and foremost,
01:24:58 if you'll take me back
01:25:04 l'm reapplying for the job.
01:25:16 [sobbing]
01:25:20 - l'm a lot of work.
01:25:25 - l know.
01:25:26 [laughs]
01:25:30 - Excuse me, Miss Hunter.
01:25:32 Your sister's out of the OR.
01:25:34 You can both go see her now.
01:25:37 - Thank you.
01:25:44 - After Addy gets better,
01:25:46 - Great idea.
01:25:48 - Can Elektra come too?
01:25:49 - We can ask her.
01:25:51 - l think she's gonna keep
01:25:52 - You do?
01:25:54 - Because l tested her earlier.
01:25:56 l asked her
01:25:57 and she said she couldn't.
01:25:59 - Very sneaky.
01:26:00 - Besides, if she has the baby,
01:26:03 because she'll be a millionaire.
01:26:04 - Huh.
01:26:06 When did you get to be
01:26:08 - Genetic, l guess.
01:26:09 Speaking of which,
01:26:11 about my dad?
01:26:13 - Hmm.
01:26:14 His name is George.
01:26:16 He's back in prison.
01:26:18 - His name is George?
01:26:19 What's his last name?
01:26:20 - Katz.
01:26:21 - Charlotte Katz-Hunter.
01:26:22 That is the worst name
01:26:25 - Nobody's forcing you
01:26:27 - Can l change my middle name?
01:26:29 - You don't have a middle name.
01:26:30 - l know, but l want
01:26:32 to Charlotte D. Hunter.
01:26:33 - What does the D stand for?
01:26:35 - Danger.
01:26:37 - Danger is your middle name?
01:26:38 - Danger is my middle name.
01:26:40 - lt's good.
01:26:48 [rock music]
01:26:51 ♪ ♪
01:26:54 - ♪ You know ♪
01:26:58 ♪ Time will make a mess of you ♪
01:27:01 ♪ You know ♪
01:27:04 ♪ lt always gets
01:27:07 ♪ There's so many good guys ♪
01:27:15 ♪ Can you find one? ♪
01:27:21 ♪ l just want to be loved ♪
01:27:24 ♪ ls that too much ♪
01:27:28 ♪ To ask? ♪
01:27:32 ♪ l know ♪
01:27:36 ♪ Life is always meaningless ♪
01:27:39 ♪ l know ♪
01:27:43 ♪ Life is always bleeding ♪
01:27:45 ♪ Yes, there's so many
01:27:52 ♪ ♪
01:27:55 ♪ Then there's you and me ♪
01:28:00 ♪ Yeah ♪
01:28:02 ♪ l just want to be loved ♪
01:28:06 ♪ ls that too much ♪
01:28:10 ♪ To ask? ♪
01:28:16 ♪ l just want to be loved ♪
01:28:20 ♪ ls that too much to ask? ♪
01:28:27 ♪ Too much ♪
01:28:37 ♪ To ask? ♪
01:28:47 - Hi, l'm Bert Rodriguez, and
01:28:50 the adult Latin world's
01:28:52 for breaking sexy news.
01:28:53 l'm here on the set of
01:28:54 Even Reverse Cowgirls
01:28:56 with two hotties
01:28:59 Holly, would you like
01:29:01 - Excuse me?
01:29:02 - You want to introduce
01:29:04 - Oh, we've totally met.
01:29:05 We're in the movie together.
01:29:06 - He means to the camera,
01:29:08 - For all our viewers out there.
01:29:10 - Okay, l'm lost.
01:29:11 Your name's Bert, right?
01:29:13 - l'm correspondent/blogger
01:29:17 - Holly.
01:29:19 Uber hot up-and-comer
01:29:22 sitting alongside
01:29:26 and, if l may,
01:29:29 ever captured on video,
01:29:31 - [laughs]
01:29:32 That's very sweet.
01:29:33 Thank you.
01:29:35 - So. . .
01:29:36 Holly.
01:29:38 What was it like when you heard
01:29:40 with Elektra?
01:29:42 - Wow.
01:29:44 l mean, l was-
01:29:47 l mean, Elektra's the reason
01:29:49 l got in the business
01:29:51 God, l am blessed.
01:29:54 - Oh.
01:29:55 - l'm like,
01:29:58 or, "That's Elektra Luxx's toe
01:30:00 l mean, it's-
01:30:02 - That's so nice of you.
01:30:03 - But it's true.
01:30:05 And l've been learning so much
01:30:07 l mean, the way
01:30:08 - She's great.
01:30:09 l'm the biggest klutz, okay?
01:30:10 l'm always elbowing
01:30:12 But she has
01:30:15 of everything around her,
01:30:17 Oh, and then
01:30:19 and-and eye contact.
01:30:21 - Eye con-
01:30:23 You-you make eye contact
01:30:25 so the viewer at home,
01:30:27 like it's him
01:30:30 - Or her.
01:30:31 - Or her.
01:30:34 How did you come up with that?
01:30:36 - Well, l've always been
01:30:39 with my fellow performers.
01:30:41 But at first, the camera made me
01:30:43 - [laughs]
01:30:45 - Well, until l realized
01:30:47 just another character
01:30:48 the main character, really.
01:30:50 - l wish l was the camera.
01:30:51 - So when l look at the camera,
01:30:54 it's like l'm letting the viewer
01:30:57 lt's a playful relationship.
01:30:58 - "Playful" being
01:31:00 and that's it.
01:31:02 Hey, you want to just
01:31:04 Let me ask you.
01:31:05 You're famous for making
01:31:07 in a way that makes the viewer
01:31:10 like it's him
01:31:12 How'd you come up with that?
01:31:16 - Wait, is he in the biz, too?
01:31:19 - l'm sorry.
01:31:21 - lt's okay.
01:31:22 - l was totally unprofessional.
01:31:24 - No, let's move on.
01:31:25 Forget it.
01:31:26 - lt's just l was really excited
01:31:28 l mean, you don't know me
01:31:30 but l grew up watching you.
01:31:31 l mean, l know every inch
01:31:32 like the back of my hand.
01:31:34 - lt's okay.
01:31:36 - Adam who?
01:31:37 - l'll tell you later.
01:31:40 - We have some questions
01:31:41 We conduct fan polls
01:31:44 the greatest porn stars in
01:31:47 from the typical
01:31:50 to more specialized stuff,
01:31:51 "best undresser,"
01:31:54 "sexiest moan during orgasm."
01:31:56 Um, let's see.
01:31:57 Elektra.
01:31:58 Right now, overall,
01:32:01 - Wow.
01:32:03 And, Holly,
01:32:05 90%, which is unheard of
01:32:08 You have "best legs" right now
01:32:11 - She does.
01:32:12 - So here are some questions
01:32:16 - Wait.
01:32:17 Do we-do we have to do
01:32:19 - Don't worry.
01:32:20 - Holly,
01:32:21 "A man gives you a suitcase
01:32:24 "The catch is, if you accept it,
01:32:26 "in the middle of the street
01:32:28 What do you do?"
01:32:32 - l would pay
01:32:35 and then donate money
01:32:38 in China so that more people
01:32:42 - "Elektra,
01:32:44 "what was the character name
01:32:47 that Rocky fights
01:32:50 - What?
01:32:51 - You know this?
01:32:53 - That is incorrect.
01:32:55 The correct answer
01:32:57 - Huh, l was in a movie
01:32:59 - Back to Holly.
01:33:00 "Who was the only Beatle
01:33:02 was not pregnant
01:33:05 - Who came up
01:33:06 - The Japanese lady?
01:33:07 - Sorry.
01:33:09 - Uh, don't feel bad.
01:33:11 - Number three,
01:33:13 "What is the name
01:33:16 - What the fuck?
01:33:17 - Whale cock!
01:33:19 - lt's not your turn, Holly.
01:33:20 - lt can't possibly be
01:33:23 - l'm afraid that is wrong.
01:33:24 The name for a whale's penis
01:33:27 - Dork.
01:33:29 - Yep, the blue whale
01:33:31 Ten feet long.
01:33:32 - Jesus.
01:33:35 - Final question,
01:33:37 "Two people stand back-to-back
01:33:40 "turn left,
01:33:43 How far apart are they?"
01:33:45 - What kind of porn site
01:33:50 There-there is no way
01:33:51 lt's some kind
01:33:54 - lt's simple trig, l think.
01:33:55 - Simple trig?
01:33:56 - My mom was a math teacher.
01:33:58 lt's one thing l'm good at.
01:33:59 Pythagorean theorem:
01:34:00 A squared plus B squared
01:34:02 So the two people
01:34:06 What's the word?
01:34:08 - Um, interconnected?
01:34:11 The two people are making
01:34:14 You can solve for C
01:34:16 and then double it.
01:34:17 So if A equals 30
01:34:19 then A squared equals 900
01:34:22 which would mean C squared
01:34:24 The square root of that is 50.
01:34:26 Multiply that times 2,
01:34:28 - 1 00.
01:34:30 The people are 1 00 feet away
01:34:32 which would mean
01:34:34 and the other person's
01:34:35 - That is 1 ,000% correct.
01:34:38 - What just happened?
01:34:40 - Will the jerk-off
01:34:42 with a '79 Toyota Corolla
01:34:45 - Fuck.
01:34:47 - Oh, is that you?
01:34:48 - What-did he say?
01:34:51 - Uh-huh.
01:34:52 - Do you think-
01:34:54 - They do tow.
01:34:55 - You should check it out.
01:34:56 - Shit.
01:34:58 l will-l'll be right back.
01:35:01 - Wow.
01:35:02 You could get a PhD, you know?
01:35:03 - l know.
01:35:04 That's why l get tested
01:35:08 Nobody thinks
01:35:10 but anyone can get a PhD.
01:35:12 Make sure you get tested.
01:35:15 Thank you.