Women The
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Get that thing away. |
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Go for the shoes, bad shoes. |
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Oh, I never. |
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It's okay, sweetie. |
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There's a word for a woman like that. |
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And it's rarely used outside a kennel. |
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Okay, puppy, five minutes |
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- Here? |
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Do you know about that list? |
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No. |
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Oh, I need some blush. |
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Girl, I gotta be... |
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Complimentary sampler |
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How about you? |
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Would you like to get a facelift in a jar? |
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This is my face, deal with it. |
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Hey, Sylvie. |
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I'm looking at a woman right now |
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"There's a fine line |
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Heh, heh. Where are you right now? |
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Of course, I deserve it. |
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I was in my office at 6 this morning. |
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I love Saturdays at the office, |
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Hey, shouldn't you be |
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What time is it, anyway? |
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Mary, what are you doing? |
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Are you having sex? |
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Would I be on the phone with you? |
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Don't answer that. |
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I'm on my way upstairs for a manicure. |
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What time is your little do today? |
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Oh, for the third time, 12:30, okay? |
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And do not be late, Sylvie, |
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Please, when am I ever late? |
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- Ha. |
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No, no, no "ish. " |
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No "ish. " |
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Hi, welcome to Saks. |
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- Hello, Ms. Fowler, how have you been? |
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Sparkling or still? |
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Whatever. She drinks out of the toilet. |
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Tanya's ready for you, Ms. Fowler. |
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Are you Tanya? |
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That's your name? |
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If it's a long story, don't tell me, |
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I was born Eileen, |
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I went to this numerologist who said... |
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...to change my life, |
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I was working at Mr. Ronnie's |
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I don't get out to Queens |
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The day I changed my name, |
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You're never gonna believe |
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- I have to be at a luncheon at 1. |
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I look at her nails, thinking, |
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So I gave her a manicure |
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Switch. |
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I use my own polish. |
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I mix my own colors. I have a gift. |
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The luncheon's in Connecticut. |
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I put Jungle Red on her. |
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Next thing, Saks is calling me saying |
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...and do I want a job. |
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- So you wanna try my Jungle Red? |
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I put this on one of the girls |
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She just moved to town, bang, |
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Who isn't? If you can't speed this up, |
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- What's your Wednesday like? |
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The married-man thing is tricky, isn't it? |
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He's some big hoo-hah on Wall Street. |
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I can never remember that guy's name. |
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Wednesday, Wednesday... Haines. |
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That's it, something Haines. |
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It wouldn't, by any chance, |
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Uh, yeah, that's it. |
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Wednesday, 11 or 2? |
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You know, Wednesday isn't good. |
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I think I'd better get this |
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Oh, great, okay. |
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So you're telling me that Stephen Haines |
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What do you think that's all about? |
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If you ever saw Crystal Allen, |
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Yes, buzz, buzz, I hear you. |
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I swear to God, |
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I'll be a few minutes. |
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I parked on 78th Street |
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Don't let me forget. |
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- Why would you forget? |
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It was very disturbing. |
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I don't know, I almost rear-ended |
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April, give Mommy her hat. |
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May, teach June how to braid |
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And, hello, |
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- Hi, kids. |
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I don't want to. |
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- They love you, they love you. |
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Dora, I'm getting ready to leave. |
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I have a splitting headache. |
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Sylvie, what did you hear? |
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Come here, June. |
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- Wait, what's that supposed to be? |
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Painting? |
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Weren't you taking |
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Let me tell you something. |
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Weird crowd of people, |
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I'd go insane living here. |
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Oh, Alan moved out. |
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Whoa, what? |
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Oh, it's okay. |
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He's down in a studio |
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I thought he could use a little space. |
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- Dora! |
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Dora? |
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Sylvie, whatever you heard, |
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...don't tell me, I mean it. |
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Of course I won't tell you. |
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It's about someone we know, isn't it? |
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Mrs. Edie, |
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Oh, I have the pump in my bag. |
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It plugs into the cigarette lighter |
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Well, forget it, you're not driving. |
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How are you today, little Miss January? |
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Forget it, let's go. |
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Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, sit, stay, lay down. |
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Hey, Maggie, did you remember |
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- Lunch? |
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- Yeah, yes, ma'am. |
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How did it get to be noon? |
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I have 60 women |
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I haven't even showered. |
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Did you remember |
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Yes, I remembered |
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What is wrong with this picture? |
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How lovely. Thank you. |
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Okay, dog, clean. |
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Bread, flowers and... Oh. |
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Hey, um, do you know where the thing that |
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- Bowl with the freesias. |
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Right in front of you. |
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Oh, yeah, I think the tortellini |
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- What do you think, Uta? |
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The face of the Virgin Mary appeared |
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It's hard to believe that you were born |
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That's Sweden. |
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I'm Danish. |
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Like the pastry. |
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- Mom, what's going on? |
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You're supposed to help me |
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Oh, my God, I just completely forgot. |
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- I'm so sorry. |
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Yes, but today is the luncheon for the park. |
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Which is more important? |
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Molly, I don't know why you save |
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- Uta can help you with your book report. |
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Nicole Kidman has cellulite. |
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Where? Let me see. |
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- Oh. |
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Let's do it... |
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- No, we can't, I have to finish the... |
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- Sketches which are late. |
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- Then I've to pick up... |
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Why do you always save these things |
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Molly Jane Haines, |
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Chocolate macadamia cookies. |
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No, that's like five points. |
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- Since when are you counting calories? |
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Since you're fat? |
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Oh, honey, you're not fat, you're perfect. |
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I'll just do the book report myself. |
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- Now, go take a shower. |
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She thinks she's fat. |
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Oh, your father called. |
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He wants you to have lunch with him |
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My father wants to have lunch with me? |
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He said it was important. |
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Oh, Maggie, I think I know |
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I think he's getting ready |
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- Know how long I've been waiting? |
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- Just years. |
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- Oh, my God. |
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Oh. Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, off, off, off. |
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Molly, how many times have I told you, |
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Lucy, off. Go on. |
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- Hey, Mom? |
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How come you design clothes |
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That's what your grandfather |
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Those are his customers, |
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What's this? |
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That is a travel coffee filter. |
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Here they come. |
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All right, all right, |
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It's just a mess now. |
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- It's a brand-new Lexus. |
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Just calm down. |
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She splattered breast milk |
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- Do you have a rag? |
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Maggie, Maggie, can you please put this |
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I'll put it right next to the 2-percent. |
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Okay, thank you. |
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Oh, my God. |
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I can't believe you're here. |
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You know what? I don't know |
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You haven't. |
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Hello, I'm Edie Cohen. |
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Natasha. |
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- Natasha? |
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Oh. |
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Well, very nice to meet you, |
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Natasha's a supermodel. |
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I hate that word. Do not call me that. |
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It objectifies me. |
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I'm a person, not an accessory. |
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Okay, fine. You're not a purse. |
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I'm gonna go and get something to drink. |
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She just finished anger management. |
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Well, what does she have |
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- She's hungry. |
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When are you just gonna settle down |
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Like a man? Please. |
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You know that I accept you |
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Thank you. |
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But all of a sudden, half the world is gay. |
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You just don't understand |
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...being in a relationship with a woman. |
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If we're lost, we both ask for directions. |
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When we watch TV, |
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Nobody drinks out of the milk carton |
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...or obsesses over their decreasing ability |
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- And when we have sex... |
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- neither one of us wants it |
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Are you jealous yet? |
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Hey, you owe me a hundred bucks |
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And tell me, Dorothy Parker... |
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...how much longer am I gonna have to wait |
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I'd like to print an excerpt |
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You see, you don't just dash off a book |
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...yet deeply intelligent essays, |
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Yeah, that was six years ago. |
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She's a little distracted. |
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Hm. |
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So is Mary in here? |
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It's just so generous of you to open |
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Your mother was chair |
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Yes, and it's very important to her |
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- And me, of course. |
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I don't know |
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...and still make time |
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- Oh, well, pharmaceuticals. |
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There's a champagne buffet |
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Barbara, please help yourself. |
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- Oh, amazing, you're here on time. |
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I'm always on time. |
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Will you put that thing away? |
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So impressive turnout. Congrats. |
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- Well, thanks for opening up your Rolodex. |
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- What's wrong? Nothing. |
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- Why are you asking? |
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- What's going on? |
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Yeah, something. Your eyes just shifted. |
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- You're not telling me something. |
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And what's with you, |
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Oh. Okay, I wasn't gonna say anything... |
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...but I think my father's getting ready |
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- Business? |
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- Wow. Is that a good thing? |
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It's a fantastic thing, |
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I have to talk to Stephen. |
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Stephen, right. |
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The office, where he has been |
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...for the last month, |
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Hmm. |
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- Really? Ahem. |
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...we are gonna be sipping cappuccino |
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- Are you sure you're all right? |
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I'll get something to eat. |
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- Oh. Oh. |
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- No, that's okay. |
00:16:06 |
- Take this. |
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You have to. |
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- Oh, my. |
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- No, I won't do it. |
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No carbohydrates at all, which is fine... |
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...because the human body |
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- Hey, cute dress. |
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Cool shades. |
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- There you go. |
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Cheers. |
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Edie, that's a lot of food. |
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Well, I might as well tell you. |
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You'll find out soon enough. |
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I'm eating for two. |
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- Aw. For crying out loud, Edie, jeez. |
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- Don't you ever say no? |
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- What's happening? |
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Oof. Ugh. |
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- Are you sure? |
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- I wanna keep going until I get a boy. |
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You know what? |
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There's absolutely nothing |
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...than knowing that you're actually |
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Right, Mary? |
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Well, you know, |
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...in the attic the other day, |
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Yes, I am a jar saver. |
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And I open up the box, anyway, |
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It's just a whole pile |
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I just picked up one of those little rompers, |
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What are you saying? |
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I don't know, you know. I'd never thought |
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Maybe since I know the gate's closing, |
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- What? |
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Something. |
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I've gotta pee. |
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For the 10th time today. |
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I'll be right back. |
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- Edie. |
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I wasn't gonna say anything, |
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Mary is like my sister. |
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I told you, Sylvie, I don't wanna know. |
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Oh, it's about Mary? |
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- This is in the vault, right? |
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- Stephen is having an affair. |
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The new manicurist at Saks told me. |
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He's fooling around with some woman |
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- The spritzer girl? |
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What do you think she sells? |
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So, what are you saying? |
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Of course not, but she's talking |
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Oh, this is very dangerous, Sylvie. |
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What if the story isn't true? |
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Oh, they know everything. |
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It's frightening how much information |
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I don't think we should say anything. |
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- The affair could be over for all we know. |
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Besides, I don't know anyone |
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...for keeping their mouth shut. |
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I mean, I know things about my friends. |
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And I mean, things. |
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Me too. |
00:19:01 |
- Cheap hand towels. |
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Right. |
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Oh. I forgot to pee. |
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Hey! |
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- Thank you so much. |
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I must have the name of your caterer, |
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Oh. No, I made everything myself. I think |
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You cooked? |
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Oh, Mary, how could you? |
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Now we'll all have to do that. |
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And not all of us are you. |
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Anyway, congratulations |
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Phone for you. It's him. |
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Bye. |
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Hey, honey, they're almost gone. |
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It's safe to come home. |
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Since we're leaving |
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...let's just eat out, and... |
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Stephen? |
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Ste... |
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Stephen, |
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...and we both really need a vacation. |
00:20:03 |
Yeah, no, there has to be some way. |
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All right. |
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Okay, I'll call the travel agent. |
00:20:18 |
I guess, uh, Venice will still be there. |
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When are you coming home? |
00:20:24 |
Oh, okay, then I won't wait up. |
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All right, bye. |
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That goddamn office |
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- Well, something definitely is. |
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Come on. |
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No, no, it's okay. |
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It meant a lot to me. |
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Are you gonna be okay? |
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I'm so sorry, |
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No, no, I'm fine. I'm gonna be fine. |
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Okay. |
00:21:03 |
Goddamn it. |
00:21:07 |
Ned, you gotta back me on this. |
00:21:09 |
It's time to stop talking down |
00:21:12 |
That's the way CACHET |
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You talk about branding the magazine. |
00:21:16 |
How about we become |
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Bring on the provocative writers. |
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We stop putting little Hollywood twits |
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Yes, I know the twits sell, |
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Let me do my job. |
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This time next year, |
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- Mary's on three. |
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I gotta go. |
00:21:42 |
So how was lunch with Dad? |
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How does it feel to be head |
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- He fired me. |
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Yeah, my own father. |
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He said I was spreading myself too thin |
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Excuse me, but designing |
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...for a woman to wear home |
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...is not exactly my work. |
00:22:04 |
Oh, honey. |
00:22:06 |
Come to my office, |
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We'll open a bottle and bitch about the men |
00:22:12 |
What? Is Ned riding you again? |
00:22:13 |
Oh, I mean, that's just absolutely absurd. |
00:22:15 |
That must feel terrible. |
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- Why doesn't he just trust your vision? |
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I can feel it. |
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I need to pull a couple of great writers |
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Well, you can do that. Stop at nothing. |
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I love you, you know that? |
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Whoa. Well, you wouldn't if you saw me. |
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Could you get me into Saks for a haircut? |
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Don't go to Saks. They'll butcher you. |
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Hey! Hey! |
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Wait, what are you talking about? |
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Your hair always looks great. |
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- Anyway, love you, mean it, bye. |
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Mary? |
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Women. |
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Hello, I'm Mary Haines, and my friend |
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Yes, she did. |
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- I'm really sorry. |
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Oh. |
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Well, can I get a manicure while I wait? |
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- Let me check. |
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Let's see. |
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- Okay, Tanya's had a cancellation. |
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- First table, straight back. |
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Oh. |
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Okay. Tanya? |
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Tanya? |
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- Hi, they told me to come right back here. |
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Well, let's have a look. |
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Oh, my, what have we done |
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Oh, I retiled my bathroom. |
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- Seriously? |
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Oh, God. |
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Oh, I was thinking |
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Wanna maybe take a walk |
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- How about this? Jungle Red. |
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How about this? This is nice. |
00:24:01 |
French Fawn, whatever. Okay. |
00:24:07 |
What's that perfume you're wearing? |
00:24:08 |
- Something my husband gave me. |
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I know. That's the same stuff |
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She works the perfume counter |
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Expensive stuff. |
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But she's got expensive taste, that one. |
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- Her name's Crystal Allen. |
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My friend at the perfume counter. |
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She's got one now too. Married, though. |
00:24:28 |
Narciso Rodriguez is just amazing. |
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The guy she hooked, |
00:24:33 |
For Crystal, that's like the classifieds |
00:24:36 |
I can never remember that guy's name. |
00:24:40 |
- That's a beautiful ring, by the way. |
00:24:42 |
On the wrong hand, though. |
00:24:45 |
My girlfriends gave it to me. |
00:24:47 |
Haines, that's his name. Stephen Haines. |
00:24:50 |
I was there when she met him. |
00:24:53 |
This Haines guy walks up |
00:24:55 |
...serious type, expensive suit, |
00:24:59 |
...and he says he wants to buy |
00:25:02 |
"What type of woman is she?" |
00:25:04 |
He says, "The kind that smells like soap. " |
00:25:07 |
But for Crystal, it was a challenge. |
00:25:09 |
So then she says, |
00:25:12 |
And she runs her eyes up and down him... |
00:25:14 |
...the way a big cat looks |
00:25:16 |
I felt kind of bad for the guy. |
00:25:19 |
So then she picks up |
00:25:22 |
That's the stuff you're wearing. |
00:25:24 |
- She sprays it on her wrist and her arm |
00:25:27 |
...he starts sniffing around. |
00:25:29 |
I guess he liked it more than he planned. |
00:25:31 |
To tell you the truth, |
00:25:34 |
...until he took out his credit card, |
00:25:38 |
And then what happened? |
00:25:39 |
She really pursued him. |
00:25:42 |
He takes her for nice dinners, |
00:25:45 |
...sends her flowers in a vase. |
00:25:47 |
- You know, the kind you keep. |
00:25:52 |
I don't think that, um... |
00:25:55 |
I'm... |
00:25:57 |
I just remembered |
00:26:00 |
Oh, I'm so sorry. |
00:26:03 |
You know, I just try to entertain my clients |
00:26:07 |
Haines. |
00:26:10 |
Oh, God. |
00:26:12 |
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. |
00:26:15 |
Oh, me and my big mouth. |
00:26:18 |
No, just stop telling that story. I mean it. |
00:26:20 |
I'll never mention it again. |
00:26:26 |
Donna. |
00:26:29 |
Good dirt. Oh, my God. |
00:26:31 |
Hello, it's Mary for Sylvie again. |
00:26:34 |
Is she still in that meeting? |
00:26:36 |
Yes, if you could please have her call me |
00:26:43 |
Am I late? |
00:26:44 |
I'm sorry, Mom. |
00:26:46 |
I heard what happened. |
00:26:50 |
I ordered you a gimlet. |
00:26:51 |
I know, |
00:26:53 |
...but you will eventually, |
00:26:58 |
You wanna see a bad facelift? |
00:27:00 |
Helen Danvers, 2 o'clock. |
00:27:02 |
She looks like she's re-entering |
00:27:07 |
Honey, what can I do? |
00:27:10 |
- Mom, Stephen's having an affair. |
00:27:14 |
I can't believe those words |
00:27:17 |
- That just makes me sick to my stomach. |
00:27:20 |
No, she sells perfume at Saks. |
00:27:24 |
She's a spritzer girl? |
00:27:25 |
I mean, how could I not have known? |
00:27:27 |
Three months ago, |
00:27:31 |
I just can't believe this is happening to me. |
00:27:37 |
- What are you gonna do? |
00:27:39 |
- I'm gonna tell him to move out. |
00:27:43 |
Someone once said... |
00:27:44 |
...that when you don't know |
00:27:47 |
Mom, my husband of 13 years |
00:27:52 |
I mean, do they talk about me |
00:27:54 |
Do they laugh at me? |
00:27:56 |
Please don't tell me to pretend |
00:27:58 |
You have no idea how this feels. |
00:28:04 |
Well, let me try. |
00:28:07 |
It feels like someone |
00:28:13 |
It feels like your heart stopped beating. |
00:28:16 |
It feels like that dream. |
00:28:17 |
You know, the one where you're falling |
00:28:21 |
...before you hit the ground, |
00:28:25 |
You can't trust anything anymore. |
00:28:27 |
No one is who they say they are. |
00:28:30 |
Your life is changed forever. |
00:28:32 |
And the only thing to come out |
00:28:37 |
...is no one will ever be able |
00:28:45 |
I can't believe you never told me that. |
00:28:48 |
I wanted you to love your father. |
00:28:50 |
Jeez, I mean, who was she? |
00:28:54 |
Some little skank who sold fabric. |
00:28:58 |
I met her once. |
00:28:59 |
She wore too much makeup |
00:29:04 |
- What did you do when you found out? |
00:29:07 |
Nothing? |
00:29:08 |
I had a smart mother too. |
00:29:11 |
Mary, that girl does not mean |
00:29:14 |
...than the fabric whore |
00:29:18 |
If he loved her, believe me, |
00:29:21 |
I can't fake it, Mom. |
00:29:25 |
Then this is what I think we should do. |
00:29:27 |
It's spring break. |
00:29:31 |
There is nothing like a heavy dose |
00:29:34 |
...to make him miss his wife. |
00:29:36 |
What do you think this is, |
00:29:40 |
That's ridiculous. |
00:29:41 |
Can I remind you of something? |
00:29:43 |
You have a daughter, just like I did. |
00:29:46 |
This is not just about you. |
00:29:48 |
Call Stephen. |
00:29:50 |
Tell him I invited you and Molly |
00:29:54 |
We'll leave tomorrow. |
00:29:55 |
And I wouldn't discuss this |
00:30:00 |
They'll all want to help, |
00:30:03 |
...you'll be taking care of them |
00:30:08 |
Oh, my God. |
00:30:10 |
I'm so sorry for you, baby. |
00:30:13 |
But it's nice to know |
00:30:22 |
Was that a sunrise we just saw? |
00:30:25 |
Because I'm on the wrong side |
00:30:27 |
Alex, stop complaining. |
00:30:28 |
I just thought Mary could use a few pals |
00:30:32 |
You know why I don't |
00:30:35 |
So I don't have to take anyone |
00:30:37 |
At the next intersection, make a left turn. |
00:30:40 |
- Who the hell was that? |
00:30:43 |
She's always calm. She never talks back. |
00:30:53 |
All right, I'm sensing something here. |
00:30:56 |
Something's not being said. |
00:30:57 |
- What's going on that I don't know about? |
00:31:00 |
What would make you say that? |
00:31:02 |
Alex, what is your take |
00:31:06 |
Um... |
00:31:08 |
It looks perfect on the outside... |
00:31:11 |
...but there's definitely something |
00:31:13 |
You know Mary doesn't like |
00:31:15 |
She's too busy filling them. |
00:31:18 |
Our girl is all blue sky. |
00:31:20 |
But sooner or later... |
00:31:23 |
Why? |
00:31:26 |
Mary doing somebody? Heh, heh. |
00:31:28 |
- What makes you think it's Mary? |
00:31:31 |
- Is Stephen having an affair on Mary? |
00:31:35 |
- What a mouth. |
00:31:37 |
Is it somebody we know? |
00:31:40 |
- Vault? |
00:31:41 |
- Spritzer girl, Saks. |
00:31:45 |
- Oh, my God, how's she taking it? |
00:31:48 |
What do you mean, she doesn't know? |
00:31:51 |
What is wrong with you two? |
00:31:52 |
We're in the vault, she's not? |
00:31:55 |
Look, I have been struggling |
00:31:59 |
Mary and I have been best friends |
00:32:02 |
- I think she should be told. |
00:32:05 |
Or we just don't say anything. |
00:32:06 |
Sylvie, Mary has to know, okay? |
00:32:10 |
Now, that's the right thing to do. |
00:32:13 |
You want me to tell her? |
00:32:15 |
Because I'll tell her. |
00:32:16 |
I don't have a problem with it. |
00:32:24 |
Hi. |
00:32:28 |
No, no, I know you sent, you know, |
00:32:31 |
And why should you |
00:32:33 |
All right, so you have all |
00:32:36 |
All the information. |
00:32:37 |
- Oh, will you call the vet please, Dr? |
00:32:40 |
Oh, and the guy from the place |
00:32:43 |
- The sink, at 2. |
00:32:45 |
- Okay. |
00:32:49 |
Oh, hi. |
00:32:51 |
What are you guys doing here? |
00:32:53 |
- Come on, get in. |
00:32:59 |
Mary, there's a reason |
00:33:06 |
Sylvie has something |
00:33:10 |
This is really hard, Mary, okay? L... |
00:33:14 |
Oh, is this about the perfume bitch? |
00:33:19 |
You knew and you didn't tell me? |
00:33:22 |
Right now, honest to God, |
00:33:24 |
- You? |
00:33:26 |
This isn't happening to you, |
00:33:29 |
I was trying to figure out how to tell you. |
00:33:31 |
I'm not saying I didn't... |
00:33:34 |
All right, all right, all right! |
00:33:37 |
It's out in the open, okay? |
00:33:39 |
Fine, what I wanna know is, |
00:33:43 |
I didn't confront him. |
00:33:46 |
- What do you mean? |
00:33:48 |
I'm not proud of it. |
00:33:49 |
What are you saying? |
00:33:51 |
He's supposed to know that you know. |
00:33:54 |
Okay, okay! All right, I appreciate |
00:33:58 |
But please, don't dissect and analyze |
00:34:02 |
I can't take it. |
00:34:03 |
Just be there for me silently. |
00:34:08 |
Okay, let's go. |
00:34:11 |
I should not be operating |
00:34:22 |
- Hey, Mom? |
00:34:25 |
- You know what'd be really cool? |
00:34:28 |
If you and I |
00:34:32 |
Nice try. |
00:34:33 |
Come on, |
00:34:36 |
What's wrong with my image? |
00:34:38 |
Never mind. |
00:34:41 |
So I can still get |
00:34:43 |
Yeah, right after I get my nose pierced. |
00:34:47 |
How come you never just hear me? |
00:34:49 |
I hear you, honey, I hear you. |
00:34:51 |
You want a tattoo, |
00:34:56 |
I'm gonna go watch television. |
00:34:58 |
Oh, Mol. Molly, come on, |
00:35:00 |
It's a gorgeous day. |
00:35:01 |
Is there anything I'm allowed to do? |
00:35:07 |
You know, Mom, I think |
00:35:10 |
...to go for a swim. |
00:35:12 |
I'll have to put on a bathing suit. |
00:35:14 |
Men, they can just parade around |
00:35:20 |
At what age do women |
00:35:22 |
...just for a stroll on the beach? |
00:35:28 |
- Oh, it's Stephen. |
00:35:30 |
Let him think you're doing something |
00:35:35 |
God, I hate the game-playing. |
00:35:38 |
- It does feel good to get some control. |
00:35:41 |
He's called three times a day |
00:35:44 |
He's practically begging you |
00:35:46 |
You can see where his heart is. |
00:35:49 |
This would be so much easier |
00:35:52 |
There should be a pill that you can take |
00:35:56 |
Why would you wanna |
00:35:58 |
It's hard enough to find it |
00:36:03 |
It's Stephen. |
00:36:04 |
All right, you can answer it now. |
00:36:09 |
Hello? Oh, Stephen. |
00:36:13 |
I'm dying to see what she looks like. |
00:36:15 |
Okay, listen, Sylvie, |
00:36:19 |
This is a bad idea. |
00:36:22 |
- Oh, my God, would you look at that bag? |
00:36:25 |
Sylvie, I need an advance. |
00:36:27 |
I am not going to enable you. |
00:36:29 |
Finish your damn book. |
00:36:31 |
Can I have this bag, Mommy? |
00:36:33 |
Mommy, I'm tired of shopping. |
00:36:35 |
Can we go? I wanna go. |
00:36:38 |
We can't go. |
00:36:39 |
Aunt Sylvie is stalking somebody. |
00:36:42 |
When she's finished, we can leave. |
00:36:44 |
I hate this store! |
00:36:48 |
April? |
00:36:52 |
I want you to listen to me. |
00:36:53 |
I'm gonna say something |
00:36:56 |
...and I want you to remember it |
00:36:59 |
Nobody hates Saks. |
00:37:03 |
Now, let's do what we came here for. |
00:37:09 |
Mommy, can we get something to eat? |
00:37:11 |
Fragrances, this is Pat. |
00:37:12 |
- She's with a customer. |
00:37:14 |
- Can we eat somewhere soon, Mommy? |
00:37:16 |
I'm starving. |
00:37:19 |
Crystal. |
00:37:21 |
Phone for you. |
00:37:25 |
It's a guy. |
00:37:33 |
Wow. |
00:37:38 |
- She is fine. |
00:37:42 |
- We've seen her, now let's get out of here. |
00:37:45 |
Yeah, I'm with Sylvie. |
00:37:49 |
Hello? |
00:37:52 |
Stephen. |
00:37:54 |
I was hoping it was you. |
00:37:56 |
How have you been, baby? |
00:38:00 |
Well, it's cruel and unusual punishment |
00:38:04 |
I say we make up for lost time. |
00:38:06 |
What if I cook us |
00:38:09 |
The big white square thing with the fire |
00:38:13 |
Shh. Oh. |
00:38:15 |
No, baby, of course. |
00:38:16 |
No, no, no, your work comes first. |
00:38:18 |
Don't worry. |
00:38:20 |
I'll just save you a piece of cake |
00:38:23 |
- Phew. |
00:38:25 |
Oh, I didn't wanna tell you, |
00:38:28 |
...and I'll have other birthdays. |
00:38:32 |
I would... No, no, no. |
00:38:34 |
I would feel terrible taking you away |
00:38:37 |
Are you sure? |
00:38:39 |
Oh, baby, I am one happy girl. |
00:38:42 |
Okay, I'll see you at 8. |
00:38:46 |
That stupid wife. |
00:38:48 |
Ever since she's been gone to wherever, |
00:38:52 |
I have an audition at 4:00. |
00:38:56 |
How did this all happen? |
00:38:58 |
You volunteered. |
00:39:01 |
Can you find something to do tonight |
00:39:04 |
Fine. And good luck on your audition. |
00:39:07 |
Uh, excuse me. |
00:39:11 |
- I was just leaving, but Pat can help you. |
00:39:15 |
Ow, give me that. |
00:39:16 |
- Is that you? |
00:39:18 |
I've heard you have a special way |
00:39:22 |
Really? And where would you hear that? |
00:39:24 |
- Around. |
00:39:27 |
I've been wearing Chanel No. 5 |
00:39:31 |
I'm thinking of changing. |
00:39:33 |
Hmm. Probably nothing too subtle. |
00:39:38 |
You're right about that. |
00:39:39 |
You always know exactly |
00:39:42 |
No, I want a perfume |
00:39:45 |
Smart, fearless, clever, loyal... |
00:39:51 |
...protective of friends, |
00:39:54 |
I want that. |
00:39:56 |
You shopping for a perfume |
00:39:59 |
A friend of mine |
00:40:01 |
Her husband bought it for her here, |
00:40:05 |
Edie, what's the name of that perfume |
00:40:09 |
- You know, the one Stephen bought for her. |
00:40:11 |
Stephen Haines. |
00:40:13 |
Maybe you waited on him. |
00:40:14 |
He's good-looking, receding hairline. |
00:40:17 |
Platinum card. |
00:40:19 |
Maybe that rings a bell. |
00:40:21 |
Oh, we know you're screwing Stephen, |
00:40:25 |
- Just stop it! |
00:40:37 |
So he cheated on you, |
00:40:40 |
This is not modern, Mary. |
00:40:42 |
Ever since I got back from Maine, |
00:40:46 |
...and, "What can I do for you today?" |
00:40:48 |
I mean, maybe my mother is right. |
00:40:51 |
Maybe treating it that way |
00:40:54 |
- When did you become French? |
00:40:57 |
- Good. Make him suffer. |
00:41:01 |
- How's everything with Gary? |
00:41:03 |
He pressed his jeans. |
00:41:09 |
- You are too choosy. |
00:41:11 |
Yeah, and you know why that is? |
00:41:13 |
You're afraid to choose. |
00:41:14 |
- No, I am not. |
00:41:17 |
Excuse me, I chose once, remember? |
00:41:20 |
It was all very nice |
00:41:23 |
"Sylvie, I'm happy for you. " |
00:41:25 |
He said, "I want you to fly. |
00:41:27 |
I just don't think I can be with a woman |
00:41:31 |
- That was just him. |
00:41:33 |
I'm sorry, men have a hard time |
00:41:37 |
So we shrink to fit, like you. |
00:41:39 |
- What are you talking about? |
00:41:43 |
And then you put on the brakes |
00:41:46 |
When you fall in love, you don't think |
00:41:49 |
- You just go with your gut. |
00:41:52 |
Like my first date with Stephen, |
00:41:55 |
Thank God it was Halloween. |
00:41:57 |
That was an irresistible thing, |
00:42:01 |
- That's weird. |
00:42:03 |
Carving a pumpkin? |
00:42:05 |
We were a really good team. |
00:42:08 |
Good afternoon, La Perla. |
00:42:11 |
That is what you think about |
00:42:13 |
It's the pumpkin. The pumpkin matters. |
00:42:15 |
I hate Halloween. |
00:42:18 |
You know, someday, when you are not |
00:42:22 |
...you're gonna meet the man |
00:42:25 |
I'm the man I wanna marry. |
00:42:26 |
That's the problem. |
00:42:29 |
Ooh, hey. |
00:42:30 |
Sylvie, what do you think of this? |
00:42:32 |
- On you? |
00:42:33 |
- Really? |
00:42:36 |
Stephen might get lucky tonight. |
00:42:38 |
Mrs. Haines, it's been a while |
00:42:41 |
Time for a new robe? |
00:42:42 |
Hello, Grace. I'd like to try this on. |
00:42:45 |
- Really? |
00:42:47 |
- What? |
00:42:50 |
All right, I admit that I underestimated |
00:42:54 |
Great. Maybe he'll leave some cash |
00:42:59 |
Oh, I just don't understand |
00:43:02 |
...in dressing rooms. |
00:43:03 |
Why would a woman buy anything |
00:43:06 |
...were hit by a meteor shower? |
00:43:08 |
How are you doing in there, Ms. Allen? |
00:43:10 |
- Do you need another size, another color? |
00:43:13 |
Don't go too far. I'm gonna need you. |
00:43:15 |
No problem, Ms. Allen. |
00:43:17 |
Okay, wow, is this just too much? |
00:43:20 |
No, it's... I think I'll go out, |
00:43:23 |
Is there a mirror with better light? |
00:43:26 |
Out here in the hall. |
00:43:28 |
I'm not shy. |
00:43:37 |
Hmm. |
00:43:39 |
I've got to say, you're my first customer |
00:43:43 |
Do you have those cutlet things? |
00:43:44 |
- You know, I need some lift. |
00:43:47 |
I think I have to take this. |
00:43:50 |
It's Italian handmade lace. |
00:43:52 |
That's why it's $650. |
00:43:55 |
Does it come in any other colors? |
00:43:58 |
Ah. I love champagne. |
00:44:01 |
Will that be cash or charge? |
00:44:04 |
You take personal checks? |
00:44:05 |
No, but I'd be happy |
00:44:08 |
It only takes a few minutes |
00:44:11 |
Credit check. |
00:44:13 |
I don't have time for a credit check. |
00:44:16 |
Hey, what if I gave you the number |
00:44:19 |
And I'm sure if you called him, |
00:44:22 |
We can try that. |
00:44:24 |
- What's the gentleman's name? |
00:44:29 |
He's a friend of the family. |
00:44:31 |
Mrs. Haines is a client of ours. |
00:44:34 |
In fact, she's in the dressing room |
00:44:39 |
Would you like me |
00:44:45 |
No. |
00:44:47 |
No, no, no. |
00:44:49 |
Um, you see, I don't think |
00:44:52 |
You see, I'm relatively new in town, |
00:44:56 |
...of meeting Mrs. Haines yet. |
00:44:57 |
I would hate for this |
00:45:01 |
I'm sure you understand. |
00:45:03 |
I do understand. |
00:45:06 |
- I'll phone Mr. Haines. |
00:45:20 |
Oh. You don't think it's flattering? |
00:45:22 |
- Is that what you're thinking? |
00:45:25 |
She's here, |
00:45:28 |
Crystal Allen. |
00:45:30 |
What? |
00:45:32 |
- How do you know? |
00:45:35 |
She's spending a fortune, and, Mary, |
00:45:39 |
Oh, that's not true. |
00:45:40 |
If he's paying her bills, Mary, |
00:45:44 |
Well, I'm just gonna go home. |
00:45:49 |
Are you leaving? |
00:45:50 |
Mary, go in there. |
00:45:53 |
You've been running away |
00:45:56 |
- What are you afraid of? |
00:45:59 |
Listen to me, that woman is working |
00:46:04 |
...and it happens to be yours. |
00:46:05 |
And if you don't stand up to her |
00:46:08 |
...it's a matter of time before she's |
00:46:12 |
Now, I'm giving you permission |
00:46:15 |
You go in there and kick her ass. |
00:46:20 |
- Go on. |
00:46:21 |
- I'll be your cornerman, you just go. |
00:46:28 |
Go. |
00:46:29 |
Go on. |
00:46:31 |
- You can do it. |
00:46:34 |
- Go. |
00:46:39 |
Oh, shit. |
00:46:41 |
- Excuse me? |
00:46:42 |
- Excuse me? |
00:46:49 |
I'm Mary Haines. |
00:46:52 |
Right, um. |
00:46:54 |
Well, this is awkward. |
00:46:56 |
- I guess he finally told you. |
00:46:59 |
He never mentioned you, |
00:47:01 |
- Really? |
00:47:03 |
- I'm surprised I haven't heard from you. |
00:47:06 |
But since you were in the vicinity, |
00:47:10 |
Um, look, Mrs. Haines, I am really sorry |
00:47:14 |
And I know Stephen |
00:47:16 |
What? You don't know anything |
00:47:20 |
I do know that a woman never steals |
00:47:23 |
They usually go willingly. |
00:47:25 |
Well, it sounds like you have |
00:47:29 |
You know, Stephen is a very smart man. |
00:47:32 |
He's just way too smart |
00:47:36 |
I mean... |
00:47:38 |
Mrs. Haines, |
00:47:41 |
You have your fancy friends |
00:47:44 |
...your calendars are full of social events |
00:47:48 |
...to make you feel like you're |
00:47:52 |
But eventually, |
00:47:55 |
They get lonely. |
00:47:57 |
And they come looking for someone |
00:48:03 |
And believe me, |
00:48:08 |
You know, I came in here with... |
00:48:10 |
...I admit, just a ridiculous idea |
00:48:14 |
...and you saw |
00:48:17 |
...and not just some stray thought |
00:48:20 |
...that you might actually feel |
00:48:23 |
One woman having that transcendent |
00:48:27 |
And that you might realize the scope |
00:48:31 |
...not just to me, but to a family. |
00:48:35 |
I have no idea what you just said. |
00:48:37 |
I know, yeah. So I'm gonna put this |
00:48:41 |
You are gonna stop seeing my husband. |
00:48:45 |
I guess that's up to him, isn't it? |
00:48:49 |
Listen, let me give you |
00:48:51 |
Stephen... |
00:48:53 |
Stephen would never like anything |
00:48:59 |
Well, if Stephen doesn't like |
00:49:10 |
You were great, Mary. |
00:49:12 |
Get me out of here. |
00:49:13 |
Who are you, Stephen? |
00:49:15 |
- Tell me, what's going on? |
00:49:18 |
And he is not saying much, |
00:49:21 |
...what could this cheating, |
00:49:24 |
What else? What else? |
00:49:25 |
Oh, so they argue some more, |
00:49:29 |
...and she says, |
00:49:33 |
- Oh, good move. |
00:49:34 |
Force his hand. |
00:49:35 |
And he says, "Mary, I love you. " |
00:49:38 |
Oh, yeah. Oh, please, predictable. |
00:49:42 |
But I think Mary started listening to him. |
00:49:45 |
So he keeps talking. |
00:49:46 |
He says he never meant |
00:49:50 |
And he tried to end it more than once. |
00:49:54 |
Men get themselves into things, |
00:49:58 |
But here's |
00:50:00 |
He says he kept seeing Crystal |
00:50:06 |
- And that he didn't wanna hurt her. |
00:50:09 |
That's exactly what Mary said, |
00:50:12 |
She says, "How could you not see |
00:50:16 |
Oh, she blew it. |
00:50:17 |
The last thing a man wants to hear is that |
00:50:21 |
...to love him for himself. |
00:50:24 |
Nobody knows how to argue. |
00:50:26 |
I should run a school. |
00:50:27 |
So now he asks her the big question. |
00:50:30 |
Is there any way they can put it all |
00:50:33 |
You should have heard him. |
00:50:36 |
Oh, who cares? |
00:50:38 |
Do we still have jobs or not? |
00:50:40 |
Mary said she wants a divorce. |
00:50:43 |
- What did he say? |
00:50:46 |
...he'd wish she'd take some time |
00:50:48 |
And that he would spend |
00:50:50 |
- What did she say? |
00:50:54 |
Oh, that's bad. |
00:50:56 |
- Oh, that's very bad. |
00:51:00 |
Where the hell's my address book? |
00:51:03 |
I have a woman who keeps offering me |
00:51:06 |
What are you doing? |
00:51:10 |
Oh, my God. Shh. |
00:51:18 |
That's it. |
00:51:20 |
We're on a sinking ship, Uta. |
00:51:22 |
I have a cardinal rule. |
00:51:24 |
Never get attached to the family. |
00:51:28 |
And that, Uta, is why the revolutionaries |
00:51:34 |
I need to eat something. |
00:51:37 |
There's fruit everywhere. |
00:51:39 |
- Where's the junk? |
00:51:41 |
Why don't I fix you a drink? |
00:51:45 |
All right. |
00:51:46 |
I think you both should know |
00:51:50 |
Yeah, he's been having an affair. |
00:51:52 |
- Get out of here. |
00:51:54 |
Yeah, yeah. |
00:51:56 |
And let me tell you |
00:51:58 |
I had myself convinced |
00:52:01 |
Just a little chapter, not the whole book. |
00:52:04 |
And if I just put the old blinders on, |
00:52:07 |
...everything would work itself out. |
00:52:09 |
Bullshit. |
00:52:11 |
I mean, it's not like I was deliriously happy |
00:52:14 |
...of this marriage, you know? |
00:52:16 |
But did I screw around? No. |
00:52:19 |
I could have, by the way. |
00:52:21 |
I really could have |
00:52:24 |
All right, once or twice. |
00:52:26 |
But I thought about it, |
00:52:29 |
Thirteen years of sex with the same man |
00:52:35 |
I mean, Stephen had his bag of tricks |
00:52:39 |
But did I complain? |
00:52:40 |
Did I go out |
00:52:44 |
And let me tell you something else. |
00:52:47 |
Stephen does not know |
00:52:49 |
There is nobody, and I mean nobody, |
00:52:53 |
...a better time in bed than I did. |
00:52:55 |
I could suck the nails out of a board, |
00:53:01 |
Oh, God. |
00:53:05 |
God. |
00:53:07 |
You can't think straight right now. |
00:53:10 |
You know what I do |
00:53:14 |
Before I go to sleep, I tell myself |
00:53:20 |
And that does it. I do. |
00:53:23 |
You try it. |
00:53:24 |
You go on upstairs |
00:53:27 |
And tomorrow morning, |
00:53:29 |
Oh, Maggie. |
00:53:32 |
Go on, you'll feel better. |
00:53:39 |
I love you guys. |
00:53:43 |
She's not gonna dump him. |
00:53:47 |
I know how she feels about that man |
00:53:52 |
He'll be back in this house |
00:54:39 |
I don't understand. |
00:54:42 |
Why did this happen to me? |
00:54:44 |
Oh, sweetie, listen. |
00:54:47 |
Listen, it happens |
00:54:51 |
Eventually, |
00:54:53 |
It's either in a big way |
00:54:57 |
It's just the nature of it, okay? |
00:54:59 |
Oh, Jesus. |
00:55:02 |
Oh, God. |
00:55:08 |
- What am I gonna do? |
00:55:10 |
We'll figure it out. |
00:55:17 |
Come on, we need to pull out |
00:55:20 |
We should focus on the cover. |
00:55:22 |
Okay, what about this for a cover blurb? |
00:55:26 |
Forty-five minutes? Who has the time? |
00:55:30 |
Listen, I really wanna make a statement |
00:55:34 |
It's time to cut ourselves away |
00:55:37 |
I thought we already were. |
00:55:39 |
What about the piece we did |
00:55:42 |
Oh, come on. |
00:55:43 |
We tell women |
00:55:46 |
...and then we print 15 pieces |
00:55:48 |
We run ads for wrinkle creams, |
00:55:52 |
- We're driving women mad. |
00:55:56 |
I know I'm the new kid, |
00:55:59 |
...if I were in charge of CACHET. |
00:56:02 |
I would tie each issue to a theme. |
00:56:04 |
Brand it. |
00:56:05 |
By branding each issue, |
00:56:08 |
...giving it a more unique identity |
00:56:11 |
I would make sure |
00:56:14 |
A sense of humor. |
00:56:15 |
For instance, the revenge issue. |
00:56:19 |
How to get it, who to stick it to... |
00:56:21 |
...the fine art of holding a grudge. |
00:56:23 |
We put an actress on the cover, |
00:56:26 |
And we make the whole thing irresistible. |
00:56:29 |
We become the guilty pleasure |
00:56:32 |
...and that is how we turn it around. |
00:56:37 |
Come on, Annie. |
00:56:39 |
Revenge? It's so retro. |
00:56:42 |
It's old-think. |
00:56:44 |
Don't we all have better things to do? |
00:56:48 |
But I would buy that magazine. |
00:56:53 |
Uh, I think we should take a break, okay? |
00:56:57 |
We'll pick it up after lunch. |
00:56:59 |
Just think about it. |
00:57:01 |
It's a good idea. |
00:57:07 |
Let me tell you, |
00:57:10 |
They walk into your world, you're thinking, |
00:57:14 |
- I mean, "Am I missing the trends?" |
00:57:17 |
- Can't we take a break? |
00:57:21 |
What are the two most feared words |
00:57:23 |
- "Pool party. " |
00:57:30 |
Wait a minute. Let me down, okay? |
00:57:34 |
Thanks. |
00:57:37 |
Hey, Bailey Smith, right? |
00:57:39 |
Sylvie Fowler. |
00:57:42 |
Oh, right, right, right, yeah. |
00:57:44 |
So how are things |
00:57:47 |
Well, I'm not gonna be happy |
00:57:53 |
- You know how I'm gonna do that? |
00:57:55 |
By putting star writers |
00:57:58 |
Oh, well, that is a nice compliment, |
00:58:02 |
- I'm really happy at The Post. |
00:58:05 |
You made a reputation |
00:58:08 |
...and now |
00:58:11 |
Wait, I am syndicated. |
00:58:13 |
I don't have to worry |
00:58:16 |
You know, anyway, |
00:58:19 |
That's what I want you to do. |
00:58:21 |
Write about interesting people |
00:58:24 |
You'll sell magazines. |
00:58:26 |
I hear your circulation's down. |
00:58:29 |
And didn't you have |
00:58:33 |
Some people can't take the hills. |
00:58:37 |
You know, um, I would consider |
00:58:43 |
...but I would need something in return. |
00:58:46 |
Well, you name it. |
00:58:47 |
- Yeah? |
00:58:49 |
Well, I'm doing a series of columns |
00:58:55 |
I hear one of them is breaking up. |
00:58:58 |
Oh. Oh. |
00:59:00 |
- You know who I'm talking about. |
00:59:02 |
And who cares, anyway? |
00:59:04 |
Oh, come on. |
00:59:06 |
Messy divorces sell more papers |
00:59:11 |
Sounds like you've written a story. |
00:59:13 |
You know I need confirmation |
00:59:18 |
I'm sorry, I can't help you. |
00:59:21 |
Just because you wouldn't do |
00:59:24 |
...doesn't mean I won't do one for you. |
00:59:26 |
One of my spies said |
00:59:32 |
...having dinner with Talia Greene |
00:59:35 |
Wait, I am not worried, okay? |
00:59:40 |
Ned wouldn't replace me. |
00:59:41 |
He's completely committed |
00:59:44 |
Sure, I'm sure. |
00:59:46 |
But it's just that I heard that there |
00:59:51 |
Bailey, do not print that, okay? |
00:59:53 |
What little staff I have left |
00:59:56 |
It would completely destroy |
00:59:59 |
...and then I really am out the door. |
01:00:01 |
I know, it's incredible, isn't it, |
01:00:04 |
...has the potential |
01:00:09 |
Because, really, when you think about it, |
01:00:31 |
This is the last time |
01:00:34 |
If they're gonna plaster your life |
01:00:37 |
...you would think |
01:00:40 |
Especially next to that Crystal. |
01:00:42 |
Shouldn't she have to have a permit |
01:00:45 |
You're awfully quiet for a change. |
01:00:47 |
Oh, tough day at work, is all. |
01:00:53 |
She's here. |
01:00:55 |
- Hi. |
01:00:57 |
- Alex picked the restaurant, right? |
01:00:59 |
- Of course. |
01:01:06 |
So everybody's seen it, right? |
01:01:07 |
Okay, no big elephants on the table. |
01:01:11 |
Just when you thought |
01:01:14 |
Okay, do you wanna have a big laugh |
01:01:18 |
Or you wanna run off with a woman? |
01:01:20 |
- Lf you did, this would be the place. |
01:01:24 |
I like that. |
01:01:25 |
I think it's gonna be okay, ladies. |
01:01:29 |
Yeah, I've turned the page. |
01:01:35 |
Mary, um, don't you think |
01:01:39 |
Let things settle down. |
01:01:41 |
A month from now, |
01:01:43 |
- What? |
01:01:45 |
Okay, I'm gonna take a risk here |
01:01:51 |
There are two sides to every story. |
01:01:54 |
Any one of us is capable, |
01:01:58 |
...of making a very big mistake. |
01:02:02 |
Right? Right? |
01:02:05 |
And a good marriage counselor |
01:02:10 |
"And how were you culpable |
01:02:13 |
Well, I married an asshole. |
01:02:15 |
Which side are you on? |
01:02:17 |
- I'm not taking sides. |
01:02:19 |
I'm on your side. |
01:02:22 |
- My money's on you. |
01:02:24 |
Okay. Here's what I wanna know. |
01:02:27 |
I wanna know how somebody |
01:02:31 |
I wanna know how somebody can make a |
01:02:35 |
Mary, it's my fault. |
01:02:38 |
Okay. |
01:02:41 |
Bailey Smith knew |
01:02:44 |
...and she knew |
01:02:46 |
So she practically blackmailed me. |
01:02:48 |
I didn't give her any information. |
01:02:52 |
She just said, "Nod if it's true. " |
01:02:58 |
I was in a terrible position. |
01:03:00 |
I was scared. |
01:03:02 |
You know, people do terrible things |
01:03:05 |
And this is terrible. |
01:03:07 |
I know that. I know. |
01:03:12 |
What is going on with you? |
01:03:15 |
Guys, I'm fighting for a job |
01:03:36 |
What was it that you said, Sylvie? |
01:03:38 |
You said that betrayal is inevitable |
01:03:41 |
I thought you were just talking |
01:03:43 |
This is so much worse. |
01:03:59 |
You don't have |
01:04:02 |
Now, take a walk and never look back. |
01:04:05 |
My father will never let you |
01:04:08 |
I'm sleeping with your father. |
01:04:18 |
Who knows moisture better than Dove? |
01:04:20 |
For God's sakes. |
01:04:23 |
Your daughter's gonna be home |
01:04:26 |
You want her to see her mother |
01:04:30 |
I don't look at clocks anymore. |
01:04:43 |
Haines residence. |
01:04:45 |
Oh. Hello. |
01:04:48 |
Heh, heh. |
01:04:53 |
Well, me? |
01:04:55 |
Holding down the fort. |
01:04:58 |
Uh... |
01:04:59 |
I'll see if she's still here. |
01:05:03 |
- It's Mr. Haines. He's on the phone. |
01:05:06 |
Tell him I'm not here. |
01:05:07 |
I'm a bad liar. If I were any better, |
01:05:11 |
I don't wanna talk to him. I'm busy. |
01:05:13 |
Okay, look, I'm the housekeeper. |
01:05:16 |
I cook, I clean, I run errands |
01:05:19 |
I'm not your secretary. |
01:05:21 |
I'm not your pal. I'm not involved. |
01:05:23 |
Now, you get over here |
01:05:33 |
Hello, Stephen. |
01:05:34 |
I haven't talked to the appraiser. |
01:05:37 |
Let's go. Get out of here, come on. |
01:05:38 |
Oh. |
01:05:41 |
Well, I'm sure she'd love |
01:05:45 |
Well, thank you for the invitation, |
01:05:48 |
You'd be better off on your own. |
01:05:51 |
Because I wouldn't have the first idea |
01:05:56 |
No, I already told you, it's over. |
01:05:59 |
I'll have Molly call you. |
01:06:06 |
Oh, sweetie. |
01:06:08 |
Oh, I am so sorry. |
01:06:10 |
I didn't mean for you to hear that. |
01:06:23 |
Mary, I know you're there. |
01:06:25 |
Why won't you return my calls? |
01:06:27 |
We have to talk about this. |
01:06:30 |
Hey, it's bad form |
01:06:33 |
Pick up. |
01:07:15 |
- May I help you? |
01:07:18 |
What do you think you're doing... |
01:07:20 |
...sneaking up on me like that? |
01:07:22 |
What are you doing |
01:07:25 |
I am looking for Mary, okay? |
01:07:27 |
I've left her a lot of messages, |
01:07:30 |
- She's not here. |
01:07:32 |
Out of town. |
01:07:33 |
- What about Molly? |
01:07:36 |
That's where the kids go |
01:07:38 |
Heh, heh. Cute. |
01:07:41 |
Are we done? I have a lot to do. |
01:07:44 |
Besides, your Pradas |
01:08:11 |
It's Jason. |
01:08:12 |
- Are you serious? |
01:08:14 |
Ask him if he likes me. |
01:08:16 |
No, you. |
01:08:19 |
Oh, man. |
01:08:21 |
Who's that? |
01:08:22 |
One of my mom's friends. |
01:08:25 |
- You'd better go. |
01:08:28 |
See you. |
01:08:33 |
Hey. |
01:08:35 |
Small world, isn't it? |
01:08:38 |
So why aren't you in school? |
01:08:41 |
I didn't feel like it today. |
01:08:44 |
Huh. |
01:08:46 |
So this is kind of a new look |
01:08:49 |
I leave the house in my uniform. |
01:08:51 |
And then after school, |
01:08:54 |
A lot of the girls do it. |
01:08:57 |
Oh. |
01:08:58 |
Clever. |
01:09:00 |
You wouldn't happen |
01:09:08 |
Thanks. |
01:09:10 |
Hey. |
01:09:12 |
- Does your mom know you smoke? |
01:09:15 |
And don't tell her. |
01:09:17 |
I do it so I won't eat. |
01:09:21 |
Your weight is fine. |
01:09:22 |
I hate my body. |
01:09:25 |
I wanna look like the models |
01:09:27 |
Nobody looks like those girls, okay? |
01:09:29 |
Not even them. |
01:09:31 |
They're all airbrushed and retouched. |
01:09:34 |
Then why don't you just put |
01:09:37 |
I know it's hypocritical. |
01:09:41 |
Yeah, I'm just starting to figure that out. |
01:09:45 |
Do you wanna talk about it? |
01:09:49 |
No. |
01:09:51 |
Okay. |
01:09:56 |
How old were you when you had sex? |
01:10:00 |
Thirty. |
01:10:05 |
It was horrible. It hurt like hell. |
01:10:09 |
And it was totally embarrassing... |
01:10:10 |
...because we had no idea |
01:10:14 |
We were up in his room one night. |
01:10:17 |
Big Farrah Fawcett poster |
01:10:21 |
Star Wars sheets, it was... |
01:10:24 |
It was just tragic. |
01:10:25 |
I didn't have sex again |
01:10:29 |
But then I met somebody, |
01:10:35 |
We were crazy for each other. |
01:10:37 |
And then magically, |
01:10:41 |
Basically, you're telling me exactly |
01:10:45 |
...if I could even ask her. |
01:10:46 |
Don't have sex until you're in love. |
01:10:49 |
No. |
01:10:50 |
No, I've had pretty great sex |
01:10:53 |
I won't lie to you. |
01:10:55 |
But there's no sex like the kind |
01:10:58 |
...and they love you back. |
01:11:00 |
You'd make the coolest mother. |
01:11:03 |
Really? No, I wouldn't. |
01:11:04 |
Really? |
01:11:06 |
I don't know, |
01:11:09 |
You'd be a great mom. |
01:11:11 |
Not like mine. |
01:11:13 |
I can be in the same room with her, |
01:11:18 |
Listen to me, Molly. |
01:11:21 |
And if there's anything you ever |
01:11:26 |
Promise you'll call me. |
01:11:28 |
Tell me you promise. |
01:11:31 |
I promise. |
01:11:33 |
Okay. |
01:11:35 |
So where is your mom, anyway? |
01:11:39 |
All right, everyone, |
01:11:46 |
Look around. |
01:11:47 |
Respect the power of nature. |
01:11:50 |
This is why you have come to the Camp. |
01:11:52 |
Let it heal you. |
01:11:55 |
So divorce? |
01:11:57 |
How many? |
01:11:59 |
Hold on, I'm coming. |
01:12:01 |
Don't start without me. |
01:12:03 |
Oh, my God. I'm sorry. |
01:12:10 |
I'm just not used to getting up at the crack |
01:12:14 |
Is this the time you always start? |
01:12:16 |
Because I'm pretty sure |
01:12:20 |
We always canoe at dawn. |
01:12:24 |
I always fake my orgasms. |
01:12:28 |
Let's go. |
01:12:30 |
Lift. |
01:12:33 |
Swing. |
01:12:35 |
- Hoist. |
01:12:37 |
You've got to be kidding. |
01:12:38 |
Turn. |
01:12:41 |
March. |
01:12:58 |
Oh, please. God. |
01:13:04 |
- Forget it. |
01:13:07 |
I already tried it. |
01:13:09 |
Oh, you scared me. |
01:13:11 |
And how bad an idea was this |
01:13:18 |
Leah, right? |
01:13:20 |
Mary. I mean, I am just so hungry. |
01:13:23 |
I'm starving. You need the Hubble |
01:13:27 |
This place makes Betty Ford |
01:13:30 |
And I ought to know. |
01:13:31 |
I ran screaming out of Betty twice. |
01:13:34 |
Look at that. |
01:13:36 |
Oh, no. No, thank you. |
01:13:38 |
How did you get that in here? |
01:13:41 |
I made friends with Buck, the ranger boy. |
01:13:45 |
Another... Guess what. |
01:13:47 |
- Aspiring actor. |
01:13:50 |
I thought I had left them |
01:13:53 |
You know, where your dentist |
01:13:56 |
...and your gardener's playing Willy Loman |
01:14:00 |
He got me the joint, I took his headshot. |
01:14:03 |
Are you an agent? |
01:14:05 |
What do you think? |
01:14:07 |
- How long have you been an agent? |
01:14:12 |
At ICM, they call me the Countess. |
01:14:14 |
I can turn anybody into a star, |
01:14:19 |
And why not? Look at him, he's so cute. |
01:14:22 |
He's cute, I'm bored, |
01:14:24 |
Who knows, he could turn out |
01:14:27 |
Another dirtbag who left me, by the way. |
01:14:31 |
So, what are you in for? |
01:14:34 |
Oh, well, I just ran away from home. |
01:14:36 |
I got fired from all my jobs. |
01:14:40 |
And I broke up with my best friend, |
01:14:45 |
- I just bailed out of husband number four. |
01:14:50 |
- No, five. |
01:14:52 |
I keep blocking one of them out |
01:14:55 |
- What? |
01:15:01 |
- What did you do? |
01:15:05 |
By the time I was done... |
01:15:06 |
...there was nothing left but the hair plugs |
01:15:12 |
- Ooh, shh. Shh. |
01:15:15 |
- Why do you keep getting married? |
01:15:21 |
In the end, that's really all there is. |
01:15:25 |
Okay. All right, give me that thing. |
01:15:28 |
Haven't done this |
01:15:31 |
I ate an entire tube of toothpaste. |
01:15:33 |
Wait. |
01:15:35 |
Okay. |
01:15:40 |
All right. |
01:15:42 |
All right, here's the thing. |
01:15:44 |
I'm just a good person, you know. |
01:15:47 |
I really try to do the right thing, I do. |
01:15:50 |
You know, I let the person |
01:15:53 |
...in the grocery line. |
01:15:55 |
I give money to homeless people. |
01:15:57 |
I never cheat. |
01:16:01 |
Okay, well, once, I cheated. |
01:16:03 |
- Really? |
01:16:05 |
I was playing Monopoly. |
01:16:06 |
I was the little top hat, |
01:16:12 |
But I was just a kid, |
01:16:15 |
So why am I going on and on about this? |
01:16:18 |
Oh, boy, a talker. |
01:16:20 |
I'm gonna have to figure this out, |
01:16:23 |
I am. |
01:16:24 |
I gotta figure out why... |
01:16:26 |
...at this particular juncture, |
01:16:29 |
Can you not bogart that, please? |
01:16:32 |
I've spent an entire lifetime |
01:16:36 |
...and somehow, |
01:16:40 |
You know, my dear, sometimes |
01:16:47 |
Let me give you |
01:16:51 |
Don't give a shit about anybody. |
01:16:54 |
Be selfish. |
01:16:56 |
Because once you ask yourself |
01:17:02 |
...everything changes for the better. |
01:17:04 |
I mean, after all, who are you? |
01:17:09 |
What do you want, Mary? |
01:19:13 |
Oh. Excuse me. |
01:19:17 |
Excuse me. |
01:19:19 |
Hi, I'm looking for my mother, |
01:19:22 |
How's she doing? |
01:19:23 |
She's still in some pain, |
01:19:26 |
She's in there. |
01:19:29 |
- Oh, thank you. |
01:19:35 |
It'd be nice |
01:19:38 |
Mom? |
01:19:39 |
Mm-mm. |
01:19:44 |
Nurse. |
01:19:46 |
- Mom? |
01:19:48 |
Mary. |
01:19:49 |
Over here. |
01:19:52 |
Oh, Mom. Does it hurt? |
01:19:56 |
I just spent thousands of dollars |
01:19:59 |
Of course it hurts. |
01:20:01 |
You look great. |
01:20:03 |
Oh, thank you, thank you. |
01:20:05 |
I just can't believe you did this. |
01:20:07 |
Have you looked around lately? |
01:20:09 |
There are no 60-year-old women. |
01:20:12 |
I was the only one left. |
01:20:14 |
No, Mom, |
01:20:17 |
Really, really. |
01:20:19 |
Don't look back, no regrets. |
01:20:22 |
I'm so full of shit. |
01:20:24 |
I have plenty of regrets. |
01:20:27 |
I regret I never accomplished |
01:20:33 |
I was ambivalent. |
01:20:34 |
And frankly, I wanted things. |
01:20:39 |
A big house, beautiful clothes. |
01:20:42 |
It was easier to get status from your father |
01:20:48 |
I know I failed you in a lot of ways, |
01:20:50 |
But probably none more than that. |
01:20:54 |
No, Mom. |
01:20:57 |
Do you wanna have |
01:21:00 |
Thanks. |
01:21:03 |
Well, I've been thinking |
01:21:07 |
Not for Dad. |
01:21:08 |
I wanna design my own collection. |
01:21:10 |
Whoa. |
01:21:12 |
- What brought that on? |
01:21:14 |
Having nothing left to lose. |
01:21:18 |
If it wouldn't blow out 80 stitches, |
01:21:23 |
I don't wanna take on |
01:21:25 |
Just a small collection. |
01:21:27 |
- Where are you gonna get the money? |
01:21:31 |
- What about my inheritance? |
01:21:34 |
I never did anything with it. |
01:21:36 |
What could be a better investment |
01:21:38 |
No, that's not why I came here. |
01:21:40 |
Oh, please. I'm in no condition to argue. |
01:21:45 |
You know something? |
01:21:48 |
Someday, when I'm sitting here |
01:21:51 |
...I hope my daughter has as much love |
01:21:56 |
Huh. |
01:21:57 |
You are even more full of shit than I am. |
01:22:02 |
Yeah. |
01:22:36 |
Ned, please, um. |
01:22:39 |
I know. |
01:22:40 |
It's not the strongest issue I've turned out, |
01:22:45 |
Bailey Smith is writing a profile |
01:22:49 |
...and Alex Fisher is getting me |
01:22:57 |
Ned, you can't do this. |
01:22:59 |
Nobody turns a magazine around |
01:23:03 |
Just give me three more issues, okay? |
01:23:06 |
I have got this great idea. |
01:23:10 |
How about we do a whole issue |
01:23:13 |
How to get it... |
01:23:14 |
...who to stick it to... |
01:23:17 |
...the lost art of holding a grudge. |
01:23:19 |
How to construct the perfect rumor. |
01:23:23 |
The 10 best random acts of getting even. |
01:23:27 |
And we'll put a hot young actress |
01:23:31 |
Yes. |
01:23:35 |
Thank you. |
01:23:37 |
Yeah, I think it'll be brilliant too. |
01:23:40 |
Okay, then. |
01:23:43 |
I'll see you in the morning. |
01:23:50 |
Hello? |
01:23:52 |
Hello? |
01:23:54 |
Molly? |
01:23:56 |
Where is everybody? |
01:23:58 |
Here. |
01:24:00 |
Hey. Oh, Maggie. |
01:24:01 |
All that fabric from Italy? |
01:24:04 |
I had to completely recut a pattern |
01:24:08 |
But it is going to be good. |
01:24:11 |
- Where's Molly? |
01:24:16 |
What is she doing? |
01:24:17 |
Well, she says |
01:24:27 |
Hey, Mol. |
01:24:30 |
Wow. |
01:24:32 |
You've got quite a little bonfire |
01:24:35 |
I started it off with the slenders |
01:24:39 |
That's the trick. |
01:24:45 |
Wouldn't it be just great if when |
01:24:49 |
...so every time you came up against |
01:24:53 |
...you just look it up in the book |
01:24:57 |
You know, |
01:25:02 |
Every other weekend with Dad |
01:25:05 |
...then Dad gets you two in a row. |
01:25:08 |
I used to feel sorry for them. |
01:25:10 |
Now I'm one of them. |
01:25:13 |
Listen, Molly, |
01:25:16 |
And I'm very sorry about that. |
01:25:20 |
I can't talk to you like I talk to Sylvie. |
01:25:24 |
- You've been talking to Sylvie? |
01:25:28 |
Well, I wanna help you. |
01:25:31 |
Because all you'll do is tell me |
01:25:34 |
...and it's not. |
01:25:36 |
Dad's living in an apartment |
01:25:39 |
That Crystal woman |
01:25:43 |
She doesn't even call first. |
01:25:45 |
Then she leaves stuff behind. |
01:25:47 |
A dress, a purse. |
01:25:50 |
I don't think |
01:25:53 |
He's just lonely. |
01:25:55 |
He misses you. |
01:25:57 |
Molly, I can't. |
01:26:01 |
I just can't. |
01:26:03 |
I know, I remember. |
01:26:05 |
I used to watch you get ready |
01:26:09 |
And you'd let me put on your dresses |
01:26:13 |
...and draw on some lipstick. |
01:26:17 |
I wanted to be you. |
01:26:24 |
I'm gonna go call Sylvie. |
01:26:49 |
Hey. |
01:26:51 |
- Hey. |
01:26:53 |
I wanna know |
01:26:56 |
I promised her I wouldn't discuss it. |
01:26:58 |
She's having emotional problems, |
01:27:01 |
I thought she needed a safe place. |
01:27:03 |
I'm the safe place, okay? |
01:27:06 |
I'm the mother, not you. |
01:27:08 |
- She said she loves me. |
01:27:11 |
You show me the stretch marks, |
01:27:15 |
And what is this, casual Friday? |
01:27:18 |
Yeah, I know. |
01:27:20 |
- What's wrong? |
01:27:21 |
- Something. |
01:27:24 |
I didn't mean to cause problems. |
01:27:28 |
Don't you ever get tired of saying that? |
01:27:33 |
How dare you reprimand me for stepping in |
01:27:37 |
You have not been there |
01:27:40 |
You've not been there for anybody. |
01:27:42 |
You're not willing to face the hard stuff. |
01:27:45 |
Don't you criticize me. |
01:27:47 |
Now that Molly trusts you, |
01:27:50 |
Do you have any idea |
01:27:53 |
I tried to make it up to you. |
01:27:56 |
I wanna know |
01:27:59 |
I hope that job is worth it, Sylvie, |
01:28:03 |
I quit my job. |
01:28:04 |
- What? |
01:28:06 |
I was making terrible compromises. |
01:28:08 |
I can't believe you quit. |
01:28:10 |
How could I be so out of whack |
01:28:15 |
You were in an impossible situation. |
01:28:19 |
It's what you do, and you're great at it. |
01:28:21 |
It's nothing compared |
01:28:24 |
- I don't know how you do it. |
01:28:27 |
Look what I'm passing down |
01:28:29 |
I can't even talk to my own daughter |
01:28:32 |
Well, it's easy for me. |
01:28:35 |
- I mean... |
01:28:37 |
You're doing me a really big favor. |
01:28:40 |
Goddamn it. Thank you. |
01:28:43 |
Anything I can do. |
01:28:45 |
You have a huge job, huge. |
01:28:48 |
I'm so glad I never had children. |
01:28:50 |
That's the last impermissible thing |
01:28:53 |
That you don't want children. |
01:28:54 |
Well, I'm gonna have a dinner party |
01:28:58 |
Oh, my God, I'm exhausted. |
01:29:03 |
We're a mess. |
01:29:06 |
I like your hair, though. |
01:29:23 |
You know what? |
01:29:26 |
Oh. |
01:29:27 |
All I have to do is sign, |
01:29:33 |
Mary, look, it's the 21 st century. |
01:29:35 |
It's okay for people |
01:29:40 |
You know what this feels like? |
01:29:42 |
It feels like |
01:29:45 |
You know that thing where you lose a part |
01:29:49 |
...but you still have the sensation |
01:29:52 |
Well, you know, |
01:29:55 |
Oh, no, |
01:29:58 |
I'm talking about you and me. |
01:30:12 |
Fan out. |
01:30:24 |
Hi, remember me? |
01:30:26 |
Oh, Mrs. Haines. |
01:30:28 |
But why wouldn't they be, |
01:30:30 |
- Do you have time? |
01:30:32 |
It's the least I could do. |
01:30:35 |
- Mary? |
01:30:36 |
Oh, hi, how have you been? |
01:30:39 |
Oh, fantastic. |
01:30:43 |
So how's it going with you-know-who? |
01:30:45 |
Oh, absolutely fantastic, |
01:30:49 |
And the sex is just off the charts. |
01:30:52 |
I am so jealous. |
01:30:53 |
It's the whole sneaking-around thing |
01:30:57 |
There's nothing like having an affair |
01:31:00 |
...to put the spark back in things. |
01:31:03 |
- Oh. |
01:31:04 |
Oh, my God, I'm such an idiot. |
01:31:08 |
I better go, |
01:31:10 |
Great seeing you, Mary. |
01:31:12 |
- Call me, okay? |
01:31:14 |
Well, that was awkward. |
01:31:17 |
You have to forget what you just heard. |
01:31:19 |
My life's been complicated enough |
01:31:21 |
It's all safe with me. |
01:31:24 |
- Now, have you decided on a color? |
01:31:27 |
Jungle Red. |
01:31:35 |
Are you sure, Tanya? |
01:31:37 |
Oh, God, I can't believe he's seeing her |
01:31:40 |
I'm practically living with the man. |
01:31:43 |
Doesn't anybody respect rules anymore? |
01:31:46 |
My father's taking me home now. |
01:31:49 |
God almighty, you scared me. |
01:31:52 |
I gotta go. |
01:31:53 |
He said I should say good night. |
01:31:57 |
- That's okay. |
01:31:59 |
We just spent |
01:32:01 |
It's hot in here and I have my coat on. |
01:32:04 |
All right. Well, good night. |
01:32:06 |
- Good night. |
01:32:08 |
Good night, who? |
01:32:14 |
- I asked you to call me Aunt Crystal. |
01:32:17 |
Hey, you know, I have bent over backwards |
01:32:20 |
I fixed up your room, |
01:32:23 |
Who screws up macaroni and cheese? |
01:32:26 |
That's not the point. |
01:32:29 |
Why don't you make an effort? |
01:32:32 |
I don't like you. |
01:32:35 |
Come on. |
01:32:38 |
Everybody likes me. |
01:32:40 |
What would your father say |
01:32:44 |
I don't think he cares. |
01:32:45 |
Why, what'd you hear? What'd he say? |
01:32:48 |
Nothing. |
01:32:51 |
Oh, by the way, |
01:32:54 |
My mother's having a fashion show. |
01:32:57 |
Yeah, it's something she's always |
01:33:01 |
My father thinks it's great. |
01:33:03 |
He finds the whole thing |
01:33:08 |
You know, a woman |
01:33:11 |
At least that's what I heard him say. |
01:33:15 |
Well, enjoy your bath. |
01:33:23 |
Stephen! |
01:33:34 |
I don't know what they do in your country, |
01:33:38 |
We place it. We place it. |
01:33:40 |
Okay, I'm ready to go. |
01:33:42 |
Oh, my God. |
01:33:44 |
This is it, the big day. |
01:33:46 |
Look at you. |
01:33:48 |
I don't know how you are |
01:33:51 |
- You must be freaking out inside. |
01:33:53 |
No, I'm really okay. |
01:33:57 |
I guess I just stood in my own way, |
01:33:59 |
Listen, kiddo. |
01:34:00 |
It doesn't matter what happens tonight. |
01:34:03 |
What counts is that you showed up. |
01:34:06 |
I always knew |
01:34:09 |
Thank you, Maggie. |
01:34:12 |
You know, I just love you. |
01:34:22 |
Okay. Here I go. |
01:34:25 |
I'm going. |
01:34:29 |
- Yup. |
01:34:33 |
Maggie, can it be? |
01:34:36 |
Are you involved? |
01:34:38 |
Oh, shut up. |
01:34:39 |
Here, decorate. |
01:35:02 |
You should be on the Discovery Channel. |
01:35:15 |
It's got too much blue. |
01:35:18 |
I see that. Just give me a second. |
01:35:20 |
All right. |
01:35:22 |
- Mary. |
01:35:24 |
- Excuse me just a second. |
01:35:27 |
All the best boutiques are here. |
01:35:30 |
It's going to be great. |
01:35:32 |
By the way, |
01:35:34 |
...and said to tell you |
01:35:38 |
- Fantastic. |
01:35:41 |
Listen, I'm not sure about |
01:35:45 |
And I think you need to reconsider |
01:35:48 |
Mom, |
01:35:51 |
...I didn't think it meant |
01:35:53 |
...every five minutes |
01:35:56 |
But you said you'd value my input. |
01:35:58 |
That's what you say when you take a lot |
01:36:01 |
Nobody ever means it. |
01:36:03 |
Just take a look at those coats again. |
01:36:08 |
Skinny. |
01:36:09 |
Don't bother Mary. |
01:36:14 |
Hey. Oh, honey, what are these? |
01:36:16 |
They just came. |
01:36:18 |
They're from Dad. |
01:36:19 |
They're from Dad? |
01:36:21 |
Hey, hey. Fingers crossed for me, okay? |
01:36:24 |
Okay. |
01:36:29 |
- Mom? |
01:36:32 |
This is really cool. |
01:37:05 |
Excuse me. |
01:37:08 |
Hi, Edie. |
01:37:11 |
You look very rested, Catherine. |
01:39:13 |
Thank you. |
01:39:36 |
Oh, Mary, I am so proud of you. |
01:39:39 |
Okay, Mom. |
01:39:42 |
Everything was beautiful. |
01:39:43 |
Okay, Mom. |
01:39:45 |
I guess I'm just living a little vicariously. |
01:39:48 |
Maybe even jealous. |
01:39:51 |
- Mom, more than I need to know. |
01:39:53 |
I'll take Molly home. |
01:39:56 |
Mary. |
01:39:58 |
Mary. |
01:40:00 |
All right, tell it to me straight. |
01:40:03 |
It was transforming. |
01:40:04 |
But it doesn't matter what I think. |
01:40:08 |
Glenda Hill, meet Mary Haines. |
01:40:10 |
This is the head buyer |
01:40:12 |
Hello. |
01:40:15 |
Wow, I didn't realize you were coming. |
01:40:17 |
Well, I don't ordinarily crash fashion shows, |
01:40:22 |
Said I'd be missing something if I didn't, |
01:40:25 |
Really? Really? |
01:40:26 |
I don't know what to say. |
01:40:29 |
It's a small collection, |
01:40:33 |
I assume you'd be open to some changes |
01:40:37 |
Hemline here, maybe a jacket there. |
01:40:41 |
Saks Fifth Avenue |
01:40:44 |
Well, |
01:40:46 |
...and if the clothes do well, |
01:40:51 |
And of course, |
01:40:54 |
Are you geared up for that? |
01:40:57 |
I think she's a little shell-shocked. |
01:41:00 |
- Would you mind if I think about it? |
01:41:05 |
Well, don't think too long. |
01:41:09 |
What do you have to think? |
01:41:12 |
- What is there to think about? |
01:41:14 |
It was so amazing, |
01:41:18 |
And I am so sorry that I won't be able |
01:41:22 |
But my water just broke. |
01:41:25 |
What? |
01:41:29 |
- Are we in the right place? |
01:41:31 |
- Hang in there. |
01:41:34 |
- Oh, my God. |
01:41:35 |
The contractions |
01:41:38 |
Every baby comes faster |
01:41:40 |
- My last one came in just two hours. |
01:41:43 |
Excuse me, our friend is having a baby. |
01:41:45 |
We need a room now, |
01:41:48 |
- Does she have insurance? |
01:41:50 |
Have four, get the fifth one free. |
01:41:53 |
Oh, I feel another one coming. Ah! |
01:41:55 |
- Another one. |
01:41:57 |
One minute? She's got a minute. |
01:41:59 |
- She's got a minute. |
01:42:00 |
I'll take you right to the delivery room. |
01:42:04 |
- I am. |
01:42:06 |
- What, me? |
01:42:09 |
Don't worry, I'll help you through it. |
01:42:11 |
- Oh, oh. |
01:42:14 |
This is gonna be a big baby. |
01:42:15 |
Don't point that thing at me, Edie. |
01:42:18 |
Come on, honey. Come on. |
01:42:20 |
Let's go. |
01:42:23 |
Glenda Hill? She is an arbiter of taste. |
01:42:25 |
She's a big deal. |
01:42:28 |
- I don't think I want such a big order. |
01:42:31 |
Depends on how you define it. |
01:42:33 |
I mean, I would be very happy |
01:42:36 |
And I have a daughter |
01:42:38 |
Your daughter looked at you today |
01:42:41 |
You gave her a mother who got something |
01:42:44 |
Remember when they said |
01:42:46 |
We can have it all. |
01:42:49 |
I don't want it all. |
01:42:52 |
I don't want it all either, |
01:42:54 |
We can handle anything. |
01:42:57 |
Do you know how loveable you are, |
01:42:59 |
Do you have any idea |
01:43:01 |
Funny you say that, because I met a guy. |
01:43:04 |
- You met a guy? |
01:43:05 |
I'm thinking of giving him |
01:43:08 |
- How did it feel? |
01:43:10 |
- I think it was because... |
01:43:12 |
No thinking. How did it feel? |
01:43:15 |
I felt like... I felt like... |
01:43:18 |
I couldn't talk. I had butterflies. |
01:43:20 |
Like that time I found my dog |
01:43:23 |
- Aw. |
01:43:30 |
I want my husband! |
01:43:32 |
Where the hell is that schmuck? |
01:43:34 |
He's coming, for crying out loud! |
01:43:36 |
You are not doing the breathing right. |
01:43:39 |
It's like this: |
01:43:40 |
Somebody get here |
01:43:42 |
I've got your back. |
01:43:44 |
It's okay. |
01:43:47 |
- Okay. |
01:43:48 |
Focus on my voice. |
01:43:50 |
Focus on my voice. |
01:43:52 |
- Here comes another contraction. |
01:43:55 |
Use it, Edie, just use it. |
01:44:06 |
I am never having sex again. |
01:44:09 |
Okay, so you got through that one, honey, |
01:44:12 |
- How's she doing? |
01:44:15 |
- This baby has a big head. |
01:44:17 |
Oh, God, it's the head. |
01:44:22 |
Okay, okay, okay. |
01:44:26 |
It's me, it's me. |
01:44:28 |
Hello. Stephen? |
01:44:30 |
A strong one is coming. |
01:44:32 |
Oh, okay. Hold on, okay. |
01:44:33 |
Edie, see that Christmas tree? |
01:44:35 |
Just focus on that Christmas tree |
01:44:57 |
That was a good one. |
01:44:59 |
I'm not gonna make it. Oh, God. |
01:45:02 |
Edie's having a baby. |
01:45:04 |
No, don't hang up. Talk to him. |
01:45:06 |
- Alex, I just...! |
01:45:08 |
He wants to go on a date. |
01:45:10 |
Good? I don't think |
01:45:12 |
You can get past it, just like Alan did. |
01:45:15 |
- What? Whoa, back up. |
01:45:21 |
Oh, don't look so shocked. |
01:45:23 |
Five years ago. It just happened. |
01:45:26 |
When Alan found out, |
01:45:28 |
And that nearly killed me. |
01:45:30 |
Not right away, but he did. |
01:45:32 |
And you know why? |
01:45:34 |
He knew I loved him. |
01:45:36 |
And I love him and he loves me. |
01:45:38 |
And we love the kids. |
01:45:39 |
And now I'm gonna stop |
01:45:42 |
...and I want this kid out of me |
01:45:44 |
Get it out! |
01:45:46 |
Okay, Stephen, here it is, here it is. |
01:45:50 |
How could I share myself with you |
01:45:53 |
I want things now that I've put aside, |
01:45:57 |
...and anybody who is a part of my life |
01:46:01 |
But this is gonna be hard. |
01:46:02 |
This is hard work |
01:46:05 |
And if you can accept all of that, |
01:46:10 |
That's all I have available, I'm very busy. |
01:46:12 |
- We're crowning. |
01:46:14 |
Okay, ladies. |
01:46:15 |
Get her shoulders, get her knees. |
01:46:17 |
- Her shoulders and her knees. |
01:46:20 |
- One more push, Edie. |
01:46:32 |
Congratulations. |
01:46:35 |
It's a boy. |
01:46:37 |
Oh, my gosh, Edie. |
01:46:41 |
- You did it. |
01:46:44 |
I did it. |
01:46:50 |
Edie had a baby. |
01:46:56 |
So beautiful. |
01:46:59 |
Look at you. You have a boy. |
01:47:14 |
Oh, my goodness. |
01:47:17 |
Hi, little boy. |
01:47:28 |
- Hello, little baby. |
01:53:21 |
I think real beauty is real authenticity. |
01:53:24 |
And it's pretty much as simple as that. |
01:53:26 |
I think a sense of humor |
01:53:29 |
People become beautiful |
01:53:34 |
Because the beautiful thing about being |
01:53:38 |
Honestly, it takes some cultivation |
01:53:41 |
...with all the mixed messages |
01:53:45 |
...of who you should be. |
01:53:46 |
Be kind to yourself. |
01:53:48 |
Because I promise you, |
01:53:53 |
...and you will see just how spectacular |
01:53:57 |
Being a woman is a gift. |