World According To Garp The

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00:02:36 Garp?
00:02:38 Garp.
00:02:41 Garp.
00:02:43 Garp?
00:02:44 Yes, Garp.
00:02:46 Sounds like a fish:
00:02:49 Find out if that's
00:02:52 - Was that his first name or last name?
00:02:55 Just Garp. That's the whole thing.
00:02:58 I think it was his last name.
00:02:59 - What was his first name?
00:03:02 She never found out his first name?
00:03:05 - Jenny, you must know his first name.
00:03:09 I knew it! A goddamn soldier.
00:03:12 Technical Sergeant?
00:03:13 T.S. Yes. T.S. Garp.
00:03:17 That's my baby's name.
00:03:19 If I ever meet the son of a bitch,
00:03:22 He's dead already.
00:03:27 I don't suppose
00:03:29 Married?
00:03:32 I didn't want to marry. I wanted a baby.
00:03:34 But a wedding ring, dear...
00:03:36 I didn't need his ring, Mother.
00:03:40 Don't you dare say "sperm" in this house.
00:03:51 - Where are you going?
00:03:53 I'm a trained nurse
00:04:01 Jenny!
00:04:05 In the war...
00:04:06 ...which side was he on?
00:04:09 Was he on our side at least?
00:04:11 He wasn't on any side.
00:04:15 One night,
00:04:18 ...I got on top of him
00:04:20 He ejaculated, and as a result,
00:04:29 I can't hear a damn thing.
00:04:31 Where'd she go? Winifred...
00:04:35 Oh, my God.
00:04:55 What a bod!
00:04:57 What a bod. This, gentlemen, is a bod.
00:05:01 I wish I was a girl.
00:05:05 ...and stand in front of a mirror
00:05:12 The all-American bod.
00:05:14 Why can't a basketball player
00:05:18 Everybody knows that one.
00:05:20 Get him, Bosworth!
00:05:22 Give me that!
00:05:31 - Where is it?
00:05:32 Where did you put it?
00:05:34 Of course you can tell me what happened.
00:05:45 I zipped it up too fast and it got caught.
00:05:48 I can see that.
00:05:52 I tried that already, but it hurts.
00:05:55 It's either that, or amputate.
00:05:57 We can't have you parading around
00:06:01 It's all right. Hold on.
00:06:06 I'll get you for this!
00:06:12 Jeffrey.
00:06:14 Leave it alone for a while.
00:06:16 Yes, Miss Fields.
00:06:28 What are you doing awake?
00:06:32 - Dada.
00:06:34 Mama.
00:06:36 Say "Mama."
00:06:38 Ma-ma.
00:06:40 Dada's dead. He got killed.
00:06:47 No, let go.
00:06:48 Give this to me.
00:06:50 Let go.
00:06:52 Where did you get this?
00:06:57 Sick.
00:06:59 Even when they're healthy
00:07:03 Bosworth.
00:07:13 Bosworth!
00:07:14 A word of warning, you filth monger!
00:07:16 If you expose my baby one more time
00:07:19 ...l'll inoculate your jock strap
00:07:22 It'll do such a job on you, you'll have
00:07:26 - Understand?
00:07:29 Fine.
00:07:30 Well, good night then, Bosworth.
00:07:48 - My father was a flier.
00:07:52 If he was in a plane, he was a flier.
00:07:56 - Was he real big?
00:08:00 Why not?
00:08:01 I'll tell you about it some day.
00:08:06 The text is dull,
00:08:10 I nearly fell asleep in his class today.
00:08:13 Maybe he didn't die.
00:08:14 - Who?
00:08:16 He sure did. Dead and gone.
00:08:19 "Mythology."
00:08:21 I'll check out this class for you next week.
00:08:24 Long Ranger died.
00:08:26 - It's "Lone Ranger," not "Long."
00:08:30 - Sorry to hear that.
00:08:32 Everybody thought he died,
00:08:35 Maybe my father didn't really die either.
00:08:38 Not really.
00:08:40 I'm a nurse. I know. He died.
00:08:44 - Will I ever fly like Daddy?
00:08:48 I remember flying.
00:08:50 When you were born, I was so happy
00:08:54 - I remember.
00:08:57 I remember flying.
00:09:01 Will you sleep or will you stay up
00:09:05 I'll stay up
00:09:08 All right. Fine.
00:09:11 Good night.
00:09:14 - I'll see you in the morning.
00:09:19 You don't really need a father.
00:09:21 All the other kids have one.
00:09:24 If they all had trench mouth,
00:09:27 I'm tired of that answer.
00:09:28 I'm tired of your questions.
00:09:31 Good night.
00:10:59 Hey, over here, Stuey!
00:11:00 I know how to make babies.
00:11:02 I know, too.
00:11:03 How could you? You don't have a father.
00:11:06 You're a bastard.
00:11:07 But I'll teach you.
00:11:10 Monkey in the middle!
00:11:13 All right, first thing is:
00:11:16 I have a headache.
00:11:18 Oh, my head. I have a headache.
00:11:22 Now, you're supposed to attack me
00:11:25 You sure?
00:11:27 Yes. And you're supposed to say:
00:11:30 "Every night you have a headache."
00:11:32 - Okay?
00:11:34 Not tonight! I have a headache!
00:11:36 Every night you have a headache!
00:11:44 No, don't do that. It tickles!
00:11:46 No, Bonkers! Stop it, Bonkers!
00:11:50 Go away, Bonkers!
00:11:52 Cushie!
00:11:54 No, Bonkers! No!
00:11:57 Stop!
00:11:58 Bonkers!
00:11:59 Bonkie!
00:12:01 Bonkie! Are you all right, big boy?
00:12:05 - What happened?
00:12:07 I see.
00:12:09 Bonkie bit Garp.
00:12:13 At least the dog's got good taste.
00:12:17 - Does it hurt?
00:12:19 - You shouldn't tease Bonkers.
00:12:21 - It hurts!
00:12:24 Go to your mother. She's a nurse.
00:12:29 - What happened?
00:12:31 All right, kids!
00:12:33 Fun's over.
00:12:37 Come on, Pooh!
00:12:39 Time for lunch!
00:12:44 Mom!
00:12:46 Garp?
00:12:48 - Garp, what happened?
00:12:51 Son of a bitch!
00:12:53 He bit your earlobe off!
00:12:55 Mr. Percy said that I tasted good!
00:12:58 He did, did he?
00:13:00 Stay, Bonkie, stay. That's a good dog.
00:13:04 Smile, Cushie. That's right.
00:13:06 Now come on, Pooh. Smile.
00:13:07 This picture is going
00:13:10 So smile and look merry.
00:13:16 Pooh, would you smile, damn it?
00:13:19 If you don't smile,
00:13:23 Damn it.
00:13:31 - My son is not dog food, goddamn it!
00:13:35 - Bonkers just got a little excited.
00:13:39 Where is Bonkers?
00:13:40 - What for?
00:13:43 - What for?
00:13:45 - A shot'll do that?
00:13:47 - You can't be serious!
00:13:50 I'm warning you: either tie him up,
00:13:54 ...or I'll make him dead as a doornail.
00:13:58 Come on, Garp.
00:14:15 - Good afternoon, Dean Blodger.
00:14:19 Hello, Dean.
00:14:20 I understand
00:14:23 We're on our way now
00:14:25 Really? What will you be going out for?
00:14:28 - Basketball.
00:14:30 I'm sure you'll do splendidly.
00:14:33 Thank you very much.
00:14:38 - Why can't I decide what sport to take?
00:14:41 I've looked into them all.
00:14:44 I'm too short for basketball.
00:14:46 Garp, you want to play?
00:14:48 - Yes, I do.
00:14:50 That Cushie could use a good sport herself.
00:14:53 - Over here, let's go!
00:14:58 Okay, let's get back on defense!
00:15:03 Let's go, Chris. Set up on the base line.
00:15:08 - Give and go, guys. Move it up.
00:15:16 Come on, Danny, we got them.
00:15:18 - Watch him!
00:15:20 Swish! Nice shot!
00:15:28 All right, same thing! Bottom man down!
00:15:31 Let's go. Ready?
00:15:41 Ten seconds!
00:15:43 Hold him!
00:15:44 Five!
00:15:45 Four! Three! Two!
00:15:49 Okay, gentlemen, that's it.
00:15:57 Hey, Garp, how are you doing?
00:16:08 Why can't basketball players father a child?
00:16:11 Because they're ugly.
00:16:13 No, because they dribble
00:16:16 - What's the definition of a brassiere?
00:16:20 It's an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.
00:16:22 - And what's the definition of a girdle?
00:16:25 It's a lower-decker-pecker-checker.
00:16:30 My father wore a helmet. He was a flyer.
00:16:34 - Can you fly?
00:16:38 Garp?
00:16:39 - Jesus Christ!
00:16:42 - Spare me your modesty.
00:16:45 Because he comes down a chimney.
00:16:50 Garp, what are you doing in here?
00:16:53 We've got a big meeting tomorrow,
00:17:01 - I want to do what they do.
00:17:29 Garp?
00:17:55 Mom!
00:17:58 Garp?
00:18:00 Mom, help me!
00:18:05 Help! Mom, help!
00:18:08 - Dean Blodger!
00:18:18 I'm afraid!
00:18:20 Garp, I'm here.
00:18:22 I'm going to come up and get you.
00:18:25 Hold tight. It's all right.
00:18:27 Get your mattresses!
00:18:29 Something to cushion the fall!
00:18:31 I wanted to fly!
00:18:33 I understand. It's all right.
00:18:35 Now carefully, give me your foot.
00:18:37 Get the mattresses close together...
00:18:39 ...right next to the building
00:18:43 Give me your free foot.
00:18:47 I've got you! I'm not going to let go!
00:18:51 You'll be all right.
00:18:53 Quickly.
00:18:54 Now, slowly take your foot
00:18:58 That's a good boy. Take it out.
00:19:02 I've got you, son, I've got you!
00:19:23 Miss Fields.
00:19:27 - Yes?
00:19:29 Bring him in to the infirmary.
00:19:33 Let's go, boys. Everybody back inside.
00:19:36 Hey, everybody inside.
00:19:38 You sure like trouble, don't you?
00:19:46 Thank God I caught him.
00:19:48 Yes, just in time.
00:19:51 What was he doing up there?
00:19:54 Pretending to be his dead father.
00:19:56 I wanted to be a father myself.
00:20:00 Neither did I.
00:20:03 I always wanted a child.
00:20:06 If I could've had one by myself,
00:20:08 But God, or nature, or whatever...
00:20:12 You know what men are like. Full of lust.
00:20:17 - What?
00:20:20 It's a very nasty bump.
00:20:22 Anyway, the war was on.
00:20:26 I was a nurse.
00:20:29 ...who'd been wounded by antiaircraft
00:20:32 A splinter of steel had lodged in his brain
00:20:38 For medical reasons I couldn't understand,
00:20:43 He deteriorated steadily.
00:20:45 Until one day,
00:20:49 It was then that I knew
00:20:53 His erections continued, however,
00:20:55 I see.
00:20:57 - I'll just be going.
00:20:59 You'd better rest.
00:21:01 Anyway.
00:21:04 Where was I?
00:21:06 He kept having erections.
00:21:09 Thank you.
00:21:12 He was dying. I wanted a child.
00:21:15 It was a good way to have one
00:21:18 ...who had legal rights to my body.
00:21:22 ...when the wounded and maimed
00:21:25 He was asleep.
00:21:27 But his erection was there, as always.
00:21:29 I removed my undergarments
00:21:33 He woke up then.
00:21:34 He said the only word other than his name
00:21:38 He said, "good." It didn't take very long,
00:21:42 You raped him! You raped a dying man!
00:21:47 - Are you all right?
00:21:50 Yes!
00:21:51 I have to get home now.
00:21:55 I've never heard anything...
00:21:58 Good night.
00:22:04 And then he died.
00:22:07 He did die.
00:22:10 Really?
00:22:12 Really.
00:22:14 Will you throw me in the air
00:22:18 You're too big for that now.
00:23:24 Now you don't have a father, either.
00:23:27 You know, everybody dies.
00:23:32 My parents died. Your father died.
00:23:35 I'm going to die, too. So will you.
00:23:40 The thing is, to have a life before we die.
00:23:46 It can be a real adventure...
00:23:49 ...having a life.
00:24:01 Garp! Careful of the undertow!
00:24:07 The undertow!
00:24:08 Be careful of the undertow!
00:24:40 - How do you do?
00:24:49 Hello, again.
00:24:52 Hope I'm not disturbing you,
00:24:55 Nope.
00:25:04 It's distracting, isn't it?
00:25:06 Not to me, it's not.
00:25:09 What do you weigh, about 112 or so?
00:25:12 113.
00:25:13 Pleased to meet you. 158.
00:25:15 On my way to 147.
00:25:18 Sorry about that.
00:25:21 My name is T.S. Garp.
00:25:22 - What's T.S. stand for?
00:25:26 I used to be Terribly Shy, but I changed.
00:25:30 - I'm Helen Holm.
00:25:33 Our new wrestling coach here
00:25:36 - We call him "Holm sweat Holm."
00:25:41 We're the Holm team.
00:25:44 Take care.
00:25:48 Asshole.
00:26:15 Let's get them, Garp.
00:26:19 Next!
00:26:20 Do it!
00:26:39 - You're out of bounds.
00:26:44 You walked right into that fireman's, Garp.
00:26:50 Let's go!
00:27:09 Off the face!
00:27:21 Get him, Garp!
00:27:42 Reverse him! Roll him!
00:27:48 Two! Two there!
00:28:24 Ernie, congratulations.
00:28:27 - And we're lousy on takedowns.
00:28:30 - Nice job, Ernie.
00:28:32 He beat you on your feet.
00:28:35 And most of the falls.
00:28:38 Mr. Holm?
00:28:40 Hi, Jenny.
00:28:41 Mr. Holm, were you aware
00:28:47 Garp wasn't really concentrating
00:28:50 - But it was that double-armed...
00:28:53 Beg your pardon?
00:28:54 Lust.
00:28:55 Mr. Holm, you have a daughter.
00:28:58 - He's a fine boy. Good wrestler.
00:29:01 I can spot it a mile away.
00:29:06 I wouldn't worry about that.
00:29:09 - After all, it's only natural.
00:29:12 It doesn't mean
00:29:15 Keep an eye on your daughter, coach.
00:29:28 Hello, Garp?
00:29:30 Cushie?
00:29:34 So, what brings you home?
00:29:36 I'm visiting.
00:29:39 So, I thought I'd visit here,
00:29:42 So, how are you?
00:29:45 I have this terrible headache.
00:29:50 - I'll see you.
00:30:18 - Hi.
00:30:27 - Am I disturbing you?
00:30:32 You sure read a lot.
00:30:34 - I've always read a lot.
00:30:40 They're already ruined.
00:30:47 Ulysses<
00:30:49 - You going to be a writer?
00:30:54 Maybe you'll marry a writer.
00:30:56 If I marry anybody, it'll be a writer.
00:30:59 But I doubt I'll marry anybody.
00:31:01 - You certainly won't marry a wrestler.
00:31:07 Unless it's a wrestler who's also a writer.
00:31:10 - But a writer first and foremost?
00:31:13 - Like Joyce?
00:31:15 He never made any money.
00:31:19 You've read him?
00:31:21 Did you know
00:31:24 No, I didn't.
00:31:25 He was 21 when he entered
00:31:28 - The what?
00:31:30 It's a Gaelic musical competition.
00:31:34 - Do you know who the winner was?
00:31:36 - John McCormack.
00:31:39 - Do you always wear a sweat suit?
00:31:42 Yes, I just wonder what you'd be like
00:31:48 I spend a lot of time imagining things.
00:31:52 All real writers imagine.
00:32:14 Good night, Garp!
00:32:59 Oh, my God.
00:33:16 Garp! You've no right to write this!
00:33:19 If you're going to write about me
00:33:23 While I'm alive, the subject belongs to me.
00:33:25 I might want to write about myself.
00:33:28 - Nothing's happened to me yet, Mom.
00:33:30 Make up something then. Good night, son.
00:33:33 Good night, Mom.
00:33:34 - Sleep well.
00:33:39 So, how do you know
00:33:42 It's just something you know.
00:33:44 What are you going to write about?
00:33:46 My life, once I've experienced enough.
00:33:49 You'll write, and you'll marry Helen,
00:33:51 - Is that what you want?
00:33:57 I guess I'd better give you something
00:34:02 It's stuck.
00:34:04 - Is this your first time?
00:34:07 I thought so.
00:34:35 - Where's your thing?
00:34:37 - Your thing.
00:34:40 - No, your glove.
00:34:43 Look, I don't want babies.
00:34:45 No glove, no love.
00:34:49 You mean rubbers.
00:34:53 Pooh?
00:35:01 Poor Garp, you're about to burst.
00:36:05 Helen!
00:36:17 I'm gaining on you, Helen.
00:36:19 What's the matter?
00:36:24 - Watch where you're running.
00:36:28 My short story!
00:37:07 It's my first short story.
00:37:09 I wrote it for you.
00:37:11 - You wrote it for me.
00:37:14 What'd Cushie think of it?
00:37:16 Cushie?
00:37:17 Cushie.
00:37:19 She's not the type
00:37:21 I don't know.
00:37:23 From what I saw of her, she seemed to
00:37:29 Oh, boy!
00:37:37 We haven't got much time.
00:37:39 Men die young in my family!
00:37:42 I'm leaving! I'm going to New York
00:37:49 Oh, God.
00:38:10 Bonkers.
00:38:14 Bonkie, come on now.
00:38:16 Give me the paper.
00:38:22 Bonkers, give me that paper,
00:38:43 Bonkers, you chicken shit!
00:38:45 If I were a dog, you'd be dead!
00:38:52 What happened?
00:38:53 I had a fight with Helen.
00:38:55 With Helen?
00:38:56 And Bonkers, too.
00:38:58 I want to get out of here.
00:39:00 I want to go to New York,
00:39:02 All right.
00:39:03 I've been thinking we ought to leave,
00:39:06 We've been here long enough.
00:39:08 Are you going to come?
00:39:09 I think it's a good idea.
00:39:16 - What's this?
00:39:20 - His ear?
00:39:23 Garp, are you up there?
00:39:25 Jenny Fields, are you up there?
00:39:34 Yes, what is it you want?
00:39:36 What the hell did that bastard son of yours
00:39:39 There's blood on the porch!
00:39:41 He's under the house,
00:39:43 What did he do?
00:39:45 Garp bit Bonkie.
00:39:55 We've got oranges, fruits and vegetables.
00:39:59 Now all we need is some butter,
00:40:03 ...some coffee.
00:40:08 And we're also out of syrup.
00:40:10 Is that the latest fashion?
00:40:12 No, Mom, that's the oldest profession.
00:40:16 - Whores?
00:40:24 How do you know?
00:40:26 Just a writer's instinct.
00:40:29 - I want to talk with one of them.
00:40:31 No, I want to ask her about something.
00:40:33 - About what?
00:40:36 Mom!
00:40:39 Oh, boy.
00:40:40 Pardon me. My name is Jenny Fields.
00:40:44 What's it to you?
00:40:46 My name's Garp.
00:40:48 - Your mother?
00:40:51 - Yes, you see, my mother...
00:40:52 I don't go for no kinky stuff.
00:40:56 - She just wants to talk to you.
00:40:59 - Ask a few questions.
00:41:01 $10?
00:41:02 - What's the usual?
00:41:04 I'll give you $20.
00:41:05 We'll go someplace where we can get
00:41:09 You pay for the coffee?
00:41:11 Of course.
00:41:14 What the hell. Go.
00:41:36 Mom, can we go now?
00:41:38 Do you feel anything?
00:41:40 Do you get any physical enjoyment from it?
00:41:42 Not when I'm working. Oh, sometimes.
00:41:46 Why do you think men like you?
00:41:47 - We've really got to go.
00:41:51 - She's nice, Mom, but...
00:41:54 I don't mean just her sex parts.
00:41:56 I mean,
00:42:02 It's a combination.
00:42:05 How do you feel to be wanted in that way?
00:42:07 Does it degrade you
00:42:11 Or do you think it only degrades him?
00:42:14 I don't know.
00:42:16 Do you want her?
00:42:20 Is it the same kind of want?
00:42:23 You really want to have sex with her.
00:42:25 Well, do you?
00:42:30 Yes.
00:42:33 Of course I do.
00:42:41 All right.
00:42:43 Look, it's all right with me
00:42:47 But she can't come along with us.
00:42:48 - No.
00:42:50 I will not have her watching us.
00:42:54 - You want anything funny...
00:42:56 I've heard quite enough.
00:42:59 You do what you want to do,
00:43:03 - Here.
00:43:06 Why not?
00:43:07 Because it's illegal, Mom.
00:43:08 - Why?
00:43:11 That's silly.
00:43:13 It's her body. Why shouldn't she use it
00:43:18 Here.
00:43:20 I'll see you later.
00:43:23 Good night.
00:43:24 Thank you so much.
00:43:36 Your mother's weird.
00:43:39 You could say that.
00:44:26 Mom?
00:44:29 What are you doing?
00:44:30 Writing.
00:44:32 About what?
00:44:34 None of your business.
00:46:02 Just lay off me.
00:46:03 You've been hammering at me
00:46:06 - I told you we should've stayed in Chicago!
00:46:09 Don't "Rachel" me, Stephen!
00:47:01 Get your mattresses!
00:47:04 Cushion his fall!
00:47:10 Jump! Jump!
00:47:11 Go ahead and jump!
00:47:17 Oh, my God! Stephen!
00:47:21 Rachel?
00:47:33 Remember Chicago?
00:47:35 Do you?
00:47:37 Remember these, Rachel? Do you?
00:47:40 I don't want them anymore!
00:47:56 "There will be other songs to sing
00:48:00 - "Another fall, another spring"
00:48:03 "But there will..."
00:48:09 Watch out!
00:48:48 Well?
00:48:50 It's...
00:48:53 ...a bit thin.
00:48:56 It's not quantity that counts.
00:48:58 Thank God for that!
00:49:02 That's not very artistic.
00:49:03 I'm not an artist.
00:49:05 I'm a nurse.
00:49:08 I want to be an artist,
00:49:13 I'm not sure I understand it.
00:49:16 Mom, it's very simple.
00:49:18 He can do wonders
00:49:21 If his wife is sad, he just touches her
00:49:25 If his children are crying,
00:49:29 But he can't feel them!
00:49:31 He yearns to feel.
00:49:33 He can even hold off death
00:49:37 So he takes off the gloves, and he dies.
00:49:40 But, he finally feels life
00:49:46 I like that.
00:49:48 If that's what it means, I like it.
00:49:53 Let me see yours.
00:49:55 No, I've got to go.
00:49:57 That's not fair. I showed you mine.
00:50:00 What do you think this is?
00:50:03 - I have an appointment.
00:50:05 Whom.
00:50:07 With whom is your appointment, Mother?
00:50:10 With him. He's a publisher.
00:50:14 I'll let him publish my book.
00:50:16 - Let him?
00:50:18 Bring that along, will you?
00:50:22 - Come along!
00:50:33 "In this dirty minded world
00:50:36 "...or somebody's whore...
00:50:38 "...or fast on your way
00:50:40 I think so. Don't you?
00:50:43 To tell you the truth, I've never given
00:50:48 Garp! Is that right? Garp?
00:50:51 That's right. Garp.
00:50:54 You didn't write about me, did you?
00:50:56 I wrote about my life. You're a part of it.
00:50:59 - But when I wanted to write about your...
00:51:04 Short stories.
00:51:06 >Sexual Suspect
00:51:08 I wanted a job, and I wanted to live alone.
00:51:12 That made me a sexual suspect.
00:51:14 I wanted a baby, but I didn't want
00:51:18 That also made me a sexual suspect.
00:51:22 Oh.
00:51:23 - I wanted to express an inner longing...
00:51:33 That wasn't fair.
00:51:36 Oh, my God.
00:51:53 Go away!
00:52:44 Well?
00:52:48 It's...
00:52:51 ...so sad.
00:52:55 Really?
00:52:57 So sad!
00:53:00 That's great. I mean, thank you.
00:53:04 It's the saddest story I have ever read!
00:53:11 That's wonderful! I'm so happy.
00:53:14 I'm so sad!
00:53:17 Helen, do you know that this is going
00:53:21 Mom's publisher said
00:53:25 Do you think I'll be a real writer?
00:53:27 I do. Oh, I do!
00:53:34 You said you'd only marry a real writer.
00:53:38 I did.
00:53:41 And I do.
00:53:44 I do, too.
00:53:59 It's sickening.
00:54:01 Every bookstore in New York
00:54:03 Every bookstore in the U.S.
00:54:05 What the hell does she know about lust?
00:54:09 Some authority she is.
00:54:11 It's like listening to a plant
00:54:14 It's the timing.
00:54:15 Timing. I thought writing
00:54:18 In writing, it is writing.
00:54:22 I'm stunned, myself. It upsets people!
00:54:25 I don't know about Jenny,
00:54:29 It's dangerous stuff,
00:54:35 In one way or another...
00:54:37 ... we have all been suspect...
00:54:39 ... all of our lives.
00:54:42 We have been suspect as the weaker sex.
00:54:46 When we showed strength, we were
00:54:51 When we showed intelligence,
00:54:55 ... some defect in our femininity
00:55:01 Know what really gets my goat?
00:55:03 That she wrote about me.
00:55:06 I am known
00:55:10 Hello, how nice to see you again.
00:55:13 How are you doing?
00:55:15 - Very well, thank you.
00:55:17 Thank you so much for everything.
00:55:20 What the hell. Am I in it?
00:55:23 - In a way.
00:55:26 I'll read it.
00:55:29 She is going to be very, very rich.
00:55:32 And very, very famous.
00:55:35 - I get the picture.
00:55:37 You're a wonderful writer.
00:55:38 Your novel is as good a first novel
00:55:41 I'm proud to publish it.
00:55:43 But your mother has written
00:55:46 She's a cult, not a writer.
00:55:48 Hi.
00:55:53 - Could you write something in there?
00:55:55 It's for Frank, my husband.
00:55:57 "Dear Frank, the kids are in the school,
00:56:01 "...and I am gone, gone, gone. Love, Ruth."
00:56:04 - I think you'd better write that.
00:56:08 We're neither little nor weak,
00:56:17 The women of America,
00:56:20 ... have at last found one in Jenny Fields!
00:56:26 The men of America
00:56:33 Mom!
00:56:41 I'm all right, darling!
00:56:54 You don't usually find homes this lovely
00:56:58 Isn't this nice? Isn't this a beautiful street?
00:57:03 And the landscaping.
00:57:07 It's a lovely place.
00:57:09 Lovely.
00:57:11 Just the ticket for young marrieds.
00:57:13 And my firm will even
00:57:16 My mother's paying for it.
00:57:24 What do you think, Helen?
00:57:26 Is it a home?
00:57:30 It's close to the college
00:57:33 And close to the supermarket
00:57:36 Just like our house.
00:57:37 I work, and my husband putters
00:57:41 My husband doesn't putter. He's a writer.
00:57:45 His novel was just published:
00:57:49 T.S. Garp?
00:57:54 I loved your mother's book!
00:57:57 Loved it.
00:57:59 I keep buying them,
00:58:06 And you write, too.
00:58:07 Isn't that nice?
00:58:10 You must be so proud of your mother.
00:58:13 I'm very, very proud of Mom.
00:58:50 You folks all right down there?
00:58:51 Yeah, I'm okay. We're all right.
00:58:54 I'm fine.
00:58:57 You mind if I use your phone?
00:58:58 Sure, if you can find it.
00:59:00 Thanks a lot.
00:59:04 We'll take the house.
00:59:06 The chances of another plane
00:59:09 It's been pre-disastered.
00:59:29 - What's the matter?
00:59:32 Yes, there is.
00:59:35 Nobody is buying my novel.
00:59:37 I'm starting my second
00:59:39 ...are going to line up
00:59:42 ave just read in Time magazin
00:59:47 ...that my mother's book
00:59:51 Apache, Helen!
00:59:52 Not even Shakespeare or Dickens
00:59:56 She's timely.
00:59:58 She struck a chord women wanted to hear.
01:00:02 They said wonderful things
01:00:05 Yeah, but I don't want reviews.
01:00:09 One of my students
01:00:12 He didn't even know we were married.
01:00:14 y started talking about Magic Gloves<
01:00:16 What was the verdict?
01:00:18 They loved it.
01:00:21 One of them even called it a novella
01:00:24 I like that kid.
01:00:28 There's another kid
01:00:31 Really? What's he like?
01:00:32 Can't tell yet.
01:00:34 Quiet type?
01:00:36 Yeah, real. He's very young.
01:00:39 A real baby.
01:00:43 I invited him over to meet you.
01:00:45 When?
01:00:47 Should be here
01:01:11 Don't cry.
01:01:13 I'm the one who's supposed to be crying.
01:01:15 I've got to do everything around here.
01:01:17 I've got to cook. I've got to clean.
01:01:25 - He's in there?
01:01:30 It's nice in there. I know.
01:01:54 Cute little bugger, isn't he?
01:01:57 It's our baby.
01:02:02 I've got to kiss our baby.
01:02:18 Come on, Duncan. Say "Dada."
01:02:21 It's easy. Da-da.
01:02:24 Anybody can say "Mama," Duncan.
01:02:27 Say "Dada." Say it!
01:02:30 All right, Duncan!
01:02:33 Make it easy on yourself. Don't be a baby.
01:02:35 Say "Dada."
01:02:44 Hey, you! Wait!
01:03:06 Look, this is a residential neighborhood.
01:03:08 The residents are mostly kids
01:03:11 So, it's up to us to look out for them.
01:03:13 This means that we have to follow
01:03:16 Yeah, yeah.
01:03:17 Stop, you son of a bitch!
01:03:34 Every time we come here,
01:03:37 Boy, they take advantage of her.
01:03:39 I wonder who they all are.
01:03:41 Moochers, hangers-on.
01:03:43 This is what happens when you become
01:03:59 Garp?
01:04:03 How lovely to see you!
01:04:06 You look wonderful.
01:04:08 Helen. Hello, dear.
01:04:11 Hello, Duncan.
01:04:14 How about a hug for Grandma?
01:04:19 Say "Grandma."
01:04:21 No.
01:04:25 Well, come on inside.
01:04:32 Hi.
01:04:33 Hi.
01:04:39 - Who's that?
01:04:48 Back to your basic hospital white?
01:04:50 Yes.
01:04:52 Come on upstairs.
01:05:29 Hi, my name's T.S. Garp.
01:05:57 Don't touch me! Don't touch me!
01:06:01 - Alice dear, it's all right, darling.
01:06:08 - I'm sorry. All I did was touch her.
01:06:11 She can't bear
01:06:14 - Boy, has she got problems.
01:06:16 It's going to be hard
01:06:18 Yes, it is. That's why she's here.
01:06:21 My name's Roberta.
01:06:23 I'm Garp.
01:06:25 - You're Jenny's son!
01:06:27 I just finished reading your novel.
01:06:31 I adored it.
01:06:32 - What happened?
01:06:34 Garp just frightened Alice for a bit,
01:06:37 I'm sorry. All I did was just touch her.
01:06:39 It's all right, darling.
01:06:42 Just go back
01:06:44 Everything is fine!
01:06:46 Barbara, it's all right.
01:06:48 Mom, I'm sorry. I didn't know.
01:06:50 He's my son.
01:06:52 What's her problem?
01:06:53 - She's an Ellen Jamesian.
01:06:56 You don't know what an Ellen Jamesian is?
01:06:58 No. What?
01:07:02 She has no tongue.
01:07:04 - What do you mean, she has no tongue?
01:07:07 It was cut off.
01:07:09 Oh, Christ. I'm sorry.
01:07:10 It was cut off on purpose.
01:07:12 Because of what happened
01:07:15 Two men raped her
01:07:18 They cut off her tongue
01:07:20 ...who they were or what they looked like.
01:07:22 Some of these women formed a society
01:07:25 You mean, this Ellen James Society
01:07:28 No, I mean they don't have any tongues.
01:07:30 The women in the Society
01:07:33 To protest what happened to Ellen James.
01:07:36 You mean, they actually
01:07:38 - Yes. The society...
01:07:43 You're a little short on sympathy.
01:07:45 I've got a lot of sympathy
01:07:47 But God, this is self-mutilation!
01:07:50 Suppose the next time there's a rape, I cut
01:07:57 I got a good idea, too.
01:08:00 That way your armor will fit!
01:08:02 - It's all right.
01:08:04 No sense making things any worse
01:08:06 - This whole house is full of...
01:08:09 Everyone here has something missing
01:08:14 And your mother tries to nurse them
01:08:17 She's a wonderful person.
01:08:20 - Are you visiting somebody here?
01:08:22 You just seem like
01:08:25 Oh, I don't know.
01:08:29 Pardon me.
01:08:31 I hate to use a corny line like this,
01:08:35 - You like football?
01:08:38 You might have seen me.
01:08:39 I was a tight end
01:08:42 Number 90? Robert Muldoon?
01:08:48 - I had a great pair of hands.
01:09:01 - Goodbye, Helen.
01:09:03 Duncan, a kiss for Grandma?
01:09:06 - Can you say "'Bye, Grandma"?
01:09:15 - When are you due?
01:09:18 I'm a nurse. I know.
01:09:20 When's what due?
01:09:21 Helen's expecting.
01:09:23 No, she's not.
01:09:25 Yeah, she is.
01:09:29 - Oh, boy.
01:09:35 How wonderful!
01:09:39 - Have a lovely trip back.
01:09:41 - I'll send you the book when I finish.
01:09:45 - Drive carefully.
01:09:47 Goodbye, sweetheart.
01:09:49 - I did it again.
01:09:52 If it's a girl...
01:09:54 - 'Bye, Duncan!
01:10:18 Pretty nice Halloween party?
01:10:20 Death scared me.
01:10:23 - That wasn't death. It was just a costume.
01:10:27 - Nobody's scared of bears.
01:10:31 Except death.
01:10:42 What's gradual school?
01:10:44 Gradual school?
01:10:45 Yeah. Mom says she teaches kids
01:10:52 Gradual school is where
01:10:55 ...that you don't want to go
01:11:04 Who's Mommy talking to?
01:11:07 I don't know.
01:11:14 Damn you, Duncan!
01:11:15 - Leave him alone!
01:11:18 What going on out here?
01:11:20 - Walt's scared of death, Mom.
01:11:23 - I am so.
01:11:27 - Roberta called.
01:11:30 That's right.
01:11:31 - We should invite her over next weekend.
01:11:45 I don't want your names on these.
01:11:47 I just want to know why you've selected
01:11:52 Anonymity promotes honesty.
01:11:57 That's it. I will see you Tuesday.
01:12:26 Michael Milton.
01:12:45 The thing that's really hard is that
01:12:49 Of course I can't.
01:12:53 Jenny's doing all she can.
01:12:57 - I love kids.
01:13:00 I didn't know I loved them so much
01:13:03 Had I known, I would've had some
01:13:06 Duncan and Walt are crazy about you.
01:13:09 Well, you know how I feel about them.
01:13:21 What's the matter?
01:13:24 It's just one of those
01:13:38 Son of a bitch!
01:13:47 Hey, you stop!
01:13:57 There was a stop sign there! Right?
01:13:59 You're supposed to stop.
01:14:01 You're supposed to come to a full stop.
01:14:04 There could've been kids playing there.
01:14:10 Right?
01:14:13 We are civilized people,
01:14:17 You Neolithic dipshit!
01:14:18 Get off me! What are you doing?
01:14:24 What was that all about?
01:14:26 - He's been terrorizing the area for years.
01:14:38 Fuck!
01:15:07 That son of a bitch ran
01:15:11 You have one hell of a way
01:15:15 The only thing you've inherited
01:15:18 ...is your natural ability to piss people off.
01:15:35 That was a dreadful film.
01:15:38 I love dreadful films.
01:15:40 Whoever made this dreadful film
01:15:43 I wish I had friends who wrote
01:15:48 Practically a whole window to yourself.
01:15:51 - How about that?
01:15:55 Hi, teacher.
01:15:57 Hi.
01:15:59 Who was that?
01:16:02 Just one of my gradual students.
01:16:50 I wish you wouldn't do this.
01:16:55 - The kids love it. It's like flying.
01:16:59 Ta-ranta-ranta-ra!
01:17:11 - I'll send the sitter out.
01:17:42 Hi.
01:17:45 Hi.
01:18:15 - You know, I've just been reading this.
01:18:19 I love it. It's awfully sad.
01:18:25 - I've read everything you've written.
01:18:31 What does the T.S. stand for?
01:18:35 Terribly Sad.
01:18:37 It used to be Terribly Sexy, but I changed.
01:18:40 - I don't think so.
01:18:43 No.
01:18:53 - How old are you?
01:18:56 18!
01:19:02 Is there any word in the English language
01:19:09 How old are you?
01:19:13 30.
01:19:16 30.
01:19:19 Dirty 30?
01:19:39 Are you really 18?
01:19:45 I promise.
01:20:10 I wish I had known you
01:20:13 I wish I'd known you when you were five!
01:20:18 I wish we grew up together as kids.
01:20:21 That way, I could see you flat-chested
01:20:26 You'll get to see my breasts sag,
01:20:29 ...and my hair turn gray.
01:20:34 Our youth is gone, isn't it?
01:20:39 How about that?
01:20:42 I'm 30.
01:20:47 Dirty 30.
01:20:49 Why dirty?
01:20:52 I don't know.
01:20:56 - Maybe we should move.
01:21:00 I mean,
01:21:03 Crazy drivers everywhere.
01:21:07 Strangers.
01:21:10 What strangers?
01:21:14 We haven't had any strangers, but I mean...
01:21:17 ...strangers can come between us.
01:21:22 Did you seduce that babysitter?
01:21:26 Oh, for Jesus Christ! That really gets me!
01:21:37 - Sorry.
01:21:55 - Let's make love.
01:21:58 - Don't you think I want to?
01:22:01 - I do. I really do.
01:22:06 I want to finish reading this story.
01:22:09 You're reading another writer in my bed.
01:22:12 You see, a stranger has come between us.
01:22:17 Mike Snow. That's catchy.
01:22:22 - Michael Milton. Is that his name?
01:22:25 It sounds like a flavor
01:22:28 Strawberry Swirl, Chock-full of Chocolate,
01:22:32 He's not gay.
01:22:34 His writing is nowhere near
01:22:37 - Does he write sad stuff, too?
01:22:41 He's one of my gradual students.
01:22:44 He's bright enough, he's just...
01:22:48 What?
01:22:51 I don't know.
01:22:53 Young, maybe.
01:22:57 He's just young.
01:23:02 Very bright, but young.
01:23:06 How young? 17?
01:23:08 No, not 17.
01:23:12 18, 19?
01:23:16 - Is he a teen?
01:23:51 Let's go look at the kids.
01:23:54 We looked at them last night.
01:23:56 I know.
01:24:00 For both of us to look at them.
01:24:06 All right.
01:24:08 Let's go look at the kids.
01:24:29 I just really love it.
01:24:31 What?
01:24:33 Being a father.
01:24:35 Being a husband and a father.
01:24:40 I will never ever write anything that lovely.
01:24:45 I have talent as a writer...
01:24:47 ...but I'm a natural at only two things:
01:24:51 Wrestling...
01:24:53 ...and being a family man.
01:24:57 Come on, family man.
01:25:06 Help! Help!
01:25:09 They're coming!
01:25:14 Kill them. Kill them.
01:25:22 You're wounded. As soon as
01:25:25 - That's the rules.
01:25:28 - You're a disgrace to your tribe.
01:25:31 It's time to die, Sir Scum.
01:25:35 You and who else?
01:25:37 Me and him. Ready, Sir Walt?
01:25:40 Ready, roger and out, Sir Duncan.
01:25:42 Sound the charge.
01:25:52 Got you.
01:26:17 What's the matter, Walt?
01:26:19 What's wrong?
01:26:20 You guys always get to die. I never get to.
01:26:24 You can't. Someone has to rescue
01:26:28 - I want to die, too.
01:26:31 With his last dying breath,
01:26:35 ...and fling his vile blade.
01:26:58 Sorry about that.
01:26:59 We have to end the war
01:27:04 Don't moan, if you want to eat dinner.
01:27:06 - Dead men don't eat.
01:27:10 I've got to go. It's late. Goodbye, darlings.
01:27:17 Sure you can't stay?
01:27:18 No, I have to go and have a heartbreak
01:27:21 He's young, he's handsome...
01:27:26 Maybe this time it'll work out.
01:27:28 Maybe so. I'm a hopeless romantic
01:27:33 'Bye, darlings!
01:28:22 - Having some trouble?
01:28:26 Can I give you a lift someplace?
01:28:59 Where to?
01:29:07 Is your apartment clean?
01:29:13 Pretty clean.
01:29:16 If anyone finds out about this, it's over.
01:29:20 - It's a small town.
01:29:24 You've been sleeping
01:29:26 She's in Dirckson's
01:29:29 That's how small this town is.
01:29:32 You've been doing your homework,
01:29:34 I like you calling me "teacher."
01:29:36 It underlines the difference in our ages...
01:29:39 ...and reminds me why I'm doing this.
01:29:43 Not here.
01:29:47 Only in your apartment.
01:29:50 And only if it's clean.
01:30:16 It was just one of those days, Helen.
01:30:18 I saw the kids get up.
01:30:21 I saw you go to work.
01:30:22 The kids and I played a great game
01:30:25 Ta-ranta-ra!
01:30:29 - We beat him, Mom.
01:30:32 Oh, boy, did they?
01:30:33 Then we talked about the fact that
01:30:37 - It was my idea.
01:30:41 It's going to be called:
01:30:44 It's about this little lame girl...
01:30:46 ...who runs across a beached blue whale,
01:30:50 And I get to do the drawings.
01:30:52 Walt gets to do the illustrations.
01:30:54 Do you realize how good he is?
01:30:59 This is going to be a real family project.
01:31:07 Sometimes you can have
01:31:10 ...and never even notice
01:31:14 I just feel happy that I noticed.
01:31:16 I had a beautiful life today.
01:31:21 What a day!
01:31:22 What a day!
01:31:30 43 - 29. 43 - 29.
01:31:33 Down. Set. Hut. Hut.
01:31:39 - You got it.
01:31:43 Oh, Walt, isn't this lovely? Look at him.
01:31:46 What's he saying?
01:31:48 Boo-hoo.
01:31:49 - Did you really do them yourself?
01:31:52 Duncan did the eyebrows on the whale,
01:31:57 Your daddy used to draw.
01:32:01 Not as well as you.
01:32:02 Down. Set. Hut. Hut.
01:32:06 Get him, Helen. Keep tight with him.
01:32:09 Oh. Hey. Hey.
01:32:13 Sorry.
01:32:16 Garp.
01:32:19 Come on, Dad! Let's go!
01:32:23 Garp.
01:32:31 - How old are you, Granny?
01:32:36 Really?
01:32:38 That's right.
01:32:40 You'll be old, too, someday.
01:32:44 It's not bad, being old.
01:32:49 You can have cake and ice cream,
01:32:54 You're done with school.
01:32:56 And if you're very lucky,
01:33:00 ...and many, many memories.
01:33:03 And you can think about them.
01:33:12 Can I go swimming?
01:33:15 Of course you can, darling.
01:33:25 Okay, Duncan. Come on. Come on.
01:33:29 Time out. Time out. Just five.
01:33:58 What was that all about?
01:34:01 They had a crisis.
01:34:02 Ellen James wrote them a letter
01:34:06 And stop getting other women
01:34:09 Good for her!
01:34:10 They took a vote and decided to continue.
01:34:13 They'll have an Ellen James Society,
01:34:17 It's their right to do what they want.
01:34:20 She sent me a picture of herself.
01:34:23 - So this is the little girl.
01:34:27 She doesn't want anyone to know
01:34:31 There still are men who would hurt her.
01:34:34 Poor kid. She not only has to hide,
01:34:38 ...for women whacking their tongues off
01:34:41 I'd help her if I knew how
01:34:45 - Can I have it?
01:34:47 - The picture.
01:34:50 Don't know.
01:35:09 Walt!
01:35:11 Watch out for the undertow!
01:35:14 Be careful of the undertow!
01:35:37 How's your fellow in New York
01:35:40 It isn't. He says I make him feel
01:35:44 Can you imagine?
01:35:46 I'm sorry.
01:35:48 I'm going on a cruise next Friday,
01:35:54 Maybe things will change.
01:35:59 Oh, God.
01:36:02 Some of my hate mail.
01:36:04 This one hopes that I'll get gang banged
01:36:08 There are a lot of sick people out there.
01:36:15 You writing anything?
01:36:17 No.
01:36:21 If I could write, I'd feel better. Maybe.
01:36:27 What's the matter, Roberta?
01:36:30 I don't know.
01:36:32 I think I'm developing female intuition.
01:36:38 I don't know. It's probably nothing.
01:36:41 - You coming?
01:37:04 Toad? What toad?
01:37:06 - I'm almost sorry we're going back.
01:37:10 - Undertoad.
01:37:14 Boy, you are something, Walt.
01:37:17 - Did you hear that, Dad?
01:37:20 Walt thinks there's a big toad
01:37:23 You know, undertoad.
01:37:29 First there was the gradual student,
01:37:33 - Come on, Walt's a fine kid.
01:37:54 Can I help you?
01:37:59 What is it?
01:38:03 God, you're one of them. Listen.
01:38:05 You've got the wrong house,
01:38:09 It's my mother you want.
01:38:14 I know all about it. I think
01:38:19 I didn't know you knew.
01:38:23 You can talk.
01:38:31 Why can't basketball players have kids?
01:38:33 - Because they're guys.
01:38:36 But Daddy has Mommy.
01:38:38 If Daddy had Mommy,
01:38:41 ...why couldn't he have kids?
01:38:42 But he's a Daddy, and she's a Mommy.
01:38:47 You're so dumb. It's a joke.
01:38:50 You didn't say it was a joke.
01:39:03 - Where's your handkerchief?
01:39:06 Here. Take mine.
01:39:08 - How come we're eating out?
01:39:10 Hear that, Walt? We're having fun.
01:39:12 What's Mom going to eat
01:39:15 Shut up and eat!
01:39:18 This sure is fun, Dad!
01:39:25 Garp?
01:39:37 Duncan!
01:39:43 Walt!
01:40:15 Oh, God.
01:40:24 Hello?
01:40:25 Hello, Helen.
01:40:26 i>Where are you?
01:40:30 You call him, Helen.
01:40:33 And you tell that wimp...
01:40:35 i>... it's all over.
01:40:38 You call him, and you say:
01:40:41 No last fucks for the road. On the phone!
01:40:44 Come home.
01:40:49 Walt had a cold this morning.
01:40:52 Home! What home?
01:40:56 I just can't see you right now.
01:41:00 Will you cut that shit out?
01:41:06 We'll be home later,
01:41:09 The word '"home'"keeps coming up,
01:41:21 Get in the goddamn back. Get in there!
01:41:28 - Oh, Michael, damn it, will you listen?
01:41:32 i>Not like this.
01:41:34 I've got to see you one more time.
01:41:38 You can't! Michael!
01:42:00 - I don't feel like a movie.
01:42:02 Too bad, let's go.
01:42:06 - Guess what?
01:42:08 I think we're still having fun.
01:42:42 - I've got to see you, Helen!
01:42:45 Then get in the car with me.
01:42:47 - No, Michael, please!
01:42:49 - Just for a minute.
01:42:52 I know.
01:42:55 Give me the keys.
01:42:57 Give me your car keys and I'll get in
01:43:16 I'll be right back.
01:43:55 Let's go.
01:43:56 - The movie's not finished yet.
01:44:00 It's real macho time!
01:44:01 - Stop quoting Roberta.
01:44:04 - He is, he's quoting Granny.
01:44:06 Go fuck yourself!
01:44:16 There. I've had two glasses of champagne.
01:44:21 I can't. I just can't.
01:44:23 I told you, the minute anyone found out
01:44:28 But you're all I've got.
01:44:31 You broke up with Marge too late.
01:44:34 Be a man, Michael.
01:44:36 You started it. Now be a man and leave!
01:44:45 It's like being underwater.
01:44:49 Yeah, and you know who lives underwater.
01:44:51 The terrible, the ugly, undertoad!
01:44:56 If we could have just one more time...
01:45:01 - Michael!
01:45:07 Oh, my God. Is that what you want?
01:45:11 I always wanted you to.
01:45:13 Oh, God!
01:45:16 Please?
01:45:24 If I do it, will you leave then?
01:45:27 - Do you promise?
01:45:29 - Promise?
01:45:42 Make it fly, Dad. We want to fly.
01:45:55 It's like a dream.
01:46:43 You got a nice tan.
01:46:45 That's all I got.
01:46:47 I came as soon as I could after your letter.
01:46:49 The cruise was a disaster, anyway.
01:46:52 I'm glad you're here.
01:46:54 How are they?
01:46:55 We need you here.
01:47:23 Are you okay?
01:48:00 It was fine.
01:48:04 No, it wasn't. It was a bore.
01:48:06 I missed you all,
01:48:20 Come on in. I'll take you up to your room.
01:48:28 The doctor says he'll be fine...
01:48:30 ...once they take the stitches out
01:48:34 At least he's better off than...
01:48:36 - What was his name?
01:48:39 Yes, Milton.
01:48:41 I mean, I had mine removed surgically
01:48:47 But to have it bitten off...
01:48:50 It's a nightmare.
01:48:52 It's lust.
01:49:34 What the hell's the matter with you?
01:49:37 You think you're the only one around here
01:49:41 Is that what you think?
01:49:43 Well, you're not.
01:49:45 Look around you!
01:49:47 This house is full of them!
01:50:15 Laurel!
01:50:22 Now, hold on to it.
01:50:27 - Got it?
01:50:30 The more the wind blows,
01:50:34 Hey, you! Dildo!
01:50:36 Is this the nuthouse
01:50:39 - Stay right here.
01:50:41 Laurel is here...
01:50:42 ...but we're not exactly "keeping her."
01:50:44 - Bullshit, you big dyke!
01:50:48 - Fuck you, you douche bag.
01:50:52 I know what sort of creeps
01:50:54 It's a big lesbian scene!
01:50:56 What are you?
01:50:57 The man of the house,
01:51:01 Laurel! You in there, you bitch?
01:51:03 Hello.
01:51:05 I know who you are.
01:51:07 - My Laurel's not your type, sweetie.
01:51:10 Listen, goddamn it! If you don't get
01:51:17 Randy!
01:51:20 - Are you all right?
01:51:24 I don't think I can drive the fucking car.
01:51:26 That's all right, I can drive.
01:51:29 I guess Randy needs me.
01:51:31 - Easy!
01:51:34 Crazy dyke blindsided me.
01:51:50 I'll tell you honestly, son.
01:51:53 I think you've been behaving very badly.
01:51:56 I've been watching you,
01:52:00 What happened happened.
01:52:02 Your blaming her
01:52:04 She's hurt, and you're hurt.
01:52:06 And you just keep pouring salt
01:52:10 That's no way
01:52:13 Heal yourself, damn it!
01:52:16 And help her heal herself,
01:52:29 Come in.
01:52:46 Did you see the doctor?
01:52:51 Did he take out the stitches?
01:52:58 Can you speak?
01:53:05 I miss you.
01:53:08 I miss you, too.
01:53:10 I really miss you.
01:53:13 Me, too.
01:53:20 I miss Walt!
01:53:25 Me, too.
01:53:30 I want another child, Garp.
01:53:33 - You do?
01:53:35 Of course!
01:53:39 As soon as possible!
01:53:46 I'm so, so sorry!
01:53:51 No, I'm sorry.
01:53:54 - No, I'm so...
01:54:04 You can order a nice glass eye
01:54:09 Is that really true?
01:54:11 Yes. For Valentine's Day,
01:54:17 A flag for the Fourth of July.
01:54:19 - A turkey for Thanksgiving?
01:54:22 I know what I want.
01:54:23 For Christmas, I want a glass eye
01:54:27 ...with snow inside of them.
01:54:29 I tip my head back like this,
01:54:32 ...and then there's snow falling in my eye.
01:54:34 That sounds wonderful.
01:54:39 Listen.
01:54:41 Is Daddy writing again?
01:54:44 Oh, Duncan!
01:54:52 I see a man with one leg.
01:54:55 I wish you'd reconsider.
01:54:57 I want it published.
01:55:00 - You're using her, too.
01:55:03 Maybe, but you also want to get
01:55:06 You want to hurt them.
01:55:07 No, I don't. I just want them to stop
01:55:11 - Have you talked with her about it?
01:55:14 I don't know where she is.
01:55:17 You have a fine reputation as a writer
01:55:21 But it is not fiction.
01:55:25 You're a publisher, John, not a critic.
01:55:30 I see a man with one arm!
01:55:32 As a friend, I'm warning you:
01:55:35 I'll take that chance. Just publish it!
01:55:37 He's got a dog with him.
01:55:39 At least change the title.
01:55:41 I want it Ellen.
01:55:45 'Bye, Uncle John.
01:55:47 Goodbye, Duncan.
01:55:51 Garp? Garp!
01:56:06 Is it all over?
01:56:07 Yes.
01:56:09 Is it all right?
01:56:11 It's not an "it." It's a "she."
01:56:14 And she's all right.
01:56:16 She's just a quiet little girl.
01:56:21 She's got the hiccups.
01:56:32 - How's Helen?
01:56:35 She wants to name her Jenny.
01:56:39 That's a beautiful name.
01:56:41 Yes, it's about time we had another one.
01:56:44 I've been Jenny long enough.
01:56:47 Come here.
01:56:48 Say hi to your baby sister.
01:56:57 Hello.
01:57:01 Say "Duncan."
01:57:06 Can I go in?
01:57:29 Can't you stay a couple more days?
01:57:31 No, I've got to go.
01:57:34 I wanted to be here to deliver the baby.
01:57:37 We need a granny around the house.
01:57:39 Well, I don't want to be
01:57:47 - I don't see what you see in politics.
01:57:52 So I'm trying to clean it up a bit.
01:57:53 The woman I'm supporting
01:57:56 ...and she's only running for governor.
01:58:01 I did a fine thing, son, having you.
01:58:03 I'm kind of glad you did too, Mom.
01:58:20 I never needed a father!
01:59:26 Ever since I began running for governor
01:59:32 ... l've been the one
01:59:37 With the election day so close...
01:59:39 ... I want to reverse that,
01:59:44 ... l'll be able to say later on:
01:59:46 '"That was the year I got to introduce...
01:59:51 '"...Jenny Fields! '"
02:00:29 I am Jenny Fields and...
02:00:39 It seems that most of you know who I am.
02:00:47 I only wish that...
02:01:01 Help me get her into the car!
02:01:21 Hello?
02:01:23 Yes. Yes, it is.
02:01:28 Oh, God!
02:01:35 Yes.
02:01:37 Yes, he is. I'll get him.
02:01:46 Garp?
02:01:52 Oh, Garp.
02:02:01 I tried to look after her. I did.
02:02:05 I kept warning her
02:02:09 It's hard to protect her in a crowd.
02:02:12 I hated crowds.
02:02:14 I kept warning her. I did.
02:02:18 If I'd seen the man with the gun...
02:02:22 If I'd only seen him a second,
02:02:26 ...I could have blocked the shot.
02:02:28 - I know.
02:02:32 She scared the hell out of me once,
02:02:38 I saved her boy's life.
02:02:41 - Really?
02:02:43 Caught him when he fell off the roof.
02:02:46 Just plain caught him.
02:02:51 Death's like that.
02:02:53 It just plain catches you.
02:02:59 How's the basketball team, coach?
02:03:02 - I'm a wrestling coach.
02:03:06 No, I'm retiring.
02:03:08 Don't say that.
02:03:10 You've got a long life ahead.
02:03:12 No, this is the last year
02:03:16 I'm off to Florida.
02:03:18 Garp wants to take over.
02:03:20 Take over what?
02:03:22 Coaching.
02:03:24 What do you coach?
02:03:27 It's going to be held
02:03:31 But I'm afraid you can't go.
02:03:34 What do you mean, I can't go? I'm her son.
02:03:37 It's just for women.
02:03:38 You see, it's going to be
02:03:41 And they aren't going to allow any men.
02:03:45 A man killed her. They're very upset.
02:03:47 I'm upset! She's my mother.
02:03:49 I warned you about your book, Garp.
02:03:51 The Ellen Jamesians are sending
02:03:54 Me, too. So what?
02:03:56 - There's been enough violence.
02:03:59 I know these women. If a man shows up...
02:04:01 - A man is showing up.
02:04:04 No, I don't.
02:04:06 I'll tell you what I want.
02:04:10 But since I can't have that,
02:04:14 ...I want to be around as many people
02:04:19 I'm going to mourn her death alone
02:04:22 But right now, I want to share it
02:04:50 There was a voice in the land.
02:04:54 But now that voice has been silenced...
02:04:59 ...by a madman's bullet.
02:05:01 Jenny's voice has been silenced.
02:05:06 But her words have been passed on
02:05:10 And we now can speak for ourselves.
02:05:13 Because she taught us how.
02:05:15 I grieve, not because I'm afraid
02:05:22 We will continue.
02:05:24 I grieve because I loved her.
02:05:27 Because we all loved her.
02:05:30 She was our mother.
02:05:32 And therefore, we are now orphans.
02:05:38 She was our home,
02:05:44 Arp!
02:05:45 - I had more to say, but l...
02:05:48 Pooh!
02:06:07 Everyone, please sit down.
02:06:12 Silence, please!
02:06:18 Silence in the house!
02:06:29 I know, that's my book. I really don't...
02:06:34 You're an Ellen Jamesian. Thank...
02:06:42 You're Ellen James?
02:07:08 I just want to talk to you. Wait...
02:07:28 You're not taking Donaldson's class.
02:07:31 What shall I take?
02:07:33 I'm not sure.
02:07:35 What the hell is
02:07:39 I'll have to sit in on that one
02:07:43 That must be the babysitter. I'll get it.
02:07:47 - Hi, Mrs. Garp.
02:07:50 Hi, Jenny.
02:07:51 - What's your name?
02:07:54 The movie should be over by 10:30,
02:07:58 I left the number of the theater
02:08:02 - Bye-bye.
02:08:04 'Bye, Mom. 'Bye, Dad.
02:08:07 That's a babysitter?
02:08:34 I thought we were going to the movies.
02:08:41 Where are we going?
02:08:52 I see.
02:08:54 We're going to stay here
02:08:58 This is some date.
02:09:06 Do you miss writing?
02:09:07 Not at all. If I do, I'll start again.
02:09:11 You know what I really love, though?
02:09:16 How we met.
02:09:17 All that.
02:09:19 - You can't live in the past.
02:09:22 But I can live in the present,
02:09:25 You're supposed to do that
02:09:28 To hell with that.
02:09:29 When I'm old and gray,
02:09:32 You've got to be young when you do it.
02:09:36 It's really nice, you know?
02:09:39 It's all connected.
02:09:41 How you got from there to here...
02:09:44 To see the line, you know?
02:09:49 It really has been an adventure.
02:09:51 I'm going to start teaching again.
02:09:53 I'm going to take up hang-gliding.
02:10:06 This is what you had in mind all along.
02:10:11 And I bet I know what we can do later on.
02:10:17 We'll go look at the kids
02:10:22 Helen Holm.
02:10:35 Go!
02:10:40 Go, Martin. Come on!
02:10:42 Take him down!
02:10:45 That's it. Good move!
02:10:47 Ten seconds!
02:10:50 Come on, Martin. Ride him!
02:10:54 Come on, Elmer.
02:10:57 Same man, the bottom.
02:11:03 Get off your back, Virgil.
02:11:05 Tie him up underneath. That's it.
02:11:07 Ten seconds!
02:11:11 Behind him, Marcus!
02:11:13 Five seconds!
02:11:14 Behind him. Bring him down!
02:11:19 Pooh!
02:11:34 Get someone! Quickly! Get a doctor!
02:11:38 Get an ambulance!
02:11:41 Oh, God, please!
02:12:27 We're taking you to a hospital in Boston.
02:12:30 Everything will be fine.
02:12:34 Helen?
02:12:41 Remember.
02:12:43 What, my love?
02:12:46 Everything, Helen.
02:12:49 Yes, my love.
02:12:57 I'm flying, Helen.
02:13:03 Yes, my love.
02:13:07 I'm flying.
02:13:10 Ta-ranta-ranta-ra.