Worlds Greatest Dad

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00:00:21 (dramatic orchestral
00:00:28 Man's voice:
00:00:30 My biggest fear in life is
00:00:33 I'm a writer.
00:00:36 I'm a writer, but so far
00:00:39 has ever been published.
00:00:41 Ernest Hemingway
00:00:43 all he wanted to do was
00:00:46 He also tried to scratch
00:00:49 with a shotgun.
00:00:50 - (game-show music playing)
00:00:54 I've always dreamed
00:00:57 of creating
00:00:59 ♪ Ooh la la la la la la la ♪
00:01:02 ♪ La la la la la la ♪
00:01:04 ♪ Saa la la la la
00:01:06 ...something that connected
00:01:08 as they suffered through
00:01:10 ♪ Ooh la la la... ♪
00:01:12 ...also something that made
00:01:15 (slot machine dinging,
00:01:17 (champagne cork pops)
00:01:19 ♪ Ooh la la la la la... ♪
00:01:21 (coins dropping)
00:01:24 I've written novels,
00:01:27 and even
00:01:29 - All have been rejected.
00:01:32 I did sell a few
00:01:37 It felt pretty good.
00:01:39 I don't find
00:01:40 in itself rewarding enough.
00:01:42 I have to be honest...
00:01:47 This is my fifth novel.
00:01:49 I've promised myself that
00:01:52 I'll give up writing.
00:02:06 - (knocks)
00:02:10 Hey, buddy, l...
00:02:13 Kyle?
00:02:14 Oh, fuc...
00:02:16 - God! Kyle?
00:02:20 - What are you doing?
00:02:22 - God, I was coming, you fag!
00:02:25 - I thought you were dead.
00:02:27 I knocked.
00:02:29 - Out!
00:02:31 - Get out of my room!
00:02:33 - I'm out of here.
00:02:35 - You freak!
00:02:37 Yeah. Oh, God.
00:02:39 (sighs)
00:02:43 (rock music playing)
00:02:49 Dad?
00:02:55 - Dad!
00:03:01 Radio: ♪ What do you do?
00:03:04 (turns off)
00:03:08 You were up early.
00:03:12 - You're not funny.
00:03:15 What a Monday.
00:03:18 ♪ Somewhere else... ♪
00:03:21 Why are we
00:03:23 'Cause I like
00:03:26 (turns off)
00:03:33 Stop it.
00:03:37 Bruce Hornsby is a fag.
00:03:39 - He's got kids, Kyle.
00:03:41 - Mmm.
00:03:43 - Why? Because I like Bruce Hornsby?
00:03:45 Well, put on some music
00:03:47 No, I fucking hate music.
00:03:48 - You hate music?
00:03:50 - All music?
00:03:52 The only thing queerer than music
00:03:55 All music is gay now?
00:03:58 That's probably the faggiest
00:04:02 Kyle, you could have
00:04:04 Well...
00:04:07 What you're doing
00:04:09 What? Beating off?
00:04:11 No no... not...
00:04:14 Needs? What...
00:04:16 Masturbation is natural, okay?
00:04:17 - You know what's not natural?
00:04:19 Talking about jerking off
00:04:22 - Shit.
00:04:23 - Why?
00:04:27 Because I said so.
00:04:36 (sighs)
00:04:40 - Whoa, let me out here.
00:04:42 Lance, I'm gonna look like a dillweed
00:04:45 It's bad for my rep.
00:04:47 Don't call me Lance.
00:04:49 It's your name,
00:04:52 ♪ What do you do?
00:04:55 ♪ What do you say? ♪
00:04:57 ♪ And how do you know? ♪
00:05:00 ♪ I'll say who cares ♪
00:05:02 ♪ When people stare ♪
00:05:04 ♪ I will make myself
00:05:09 ♪ Yes, I will, yes, I will ♪
00:05:12 ♪ Mm-hmm ♪
00:05:17 ♪ Mm-hmm hmm... ♪
00:05:19 Slow down, boys.
00:05:21 ♪ When I feel like a freak... ♪
00:05:23 'Morning.
00:05:25 ♪ When I'm on the other end
00:05:30 ♪ People make fun,
00:05:33 Danny.
00:05:35 ♪ Take my thin skin
00:05:39 ♪ I'm setting myself up
00:05:43 ♪ Looking for the chance that something
00:05:49 ♪ I guess I'm looking
00:05:52 ♪ And in my mind ♪
00:05:54 ♪ I've got this skin
00:05:57 ♪ What do you do? ♪
00:05:58 ♪ Where do you go? ♪
00:06:00 - Good morning, Lance.
00:06:02 - What was that?
00:06:04 but I used
00:06:06 - Mmm. Good.
00:06:08 May I speak with you
00:06:10 Sure.
00:06:12 Your poetry course...
00:06:14 it's not very popular.
00:06:16 - Neither is poetry, sir.
00:06:19 But the few who take it,
00:06:21 Yes yes,
00:06:23 But I am sorry...
00:06:25 doesn't improve by next semester,
00:06:28 We're only budgeted
00:06:30 and Mike Lane's creative-writing
00:06:34 I just wanted to give you
00:06:36 Well, thank you, sir.
00:06:38 (jazz playing)
00:06:41 - Hey, what's going on, Mr. L?
00:06:43 - Good. How are you?
00:06:44 - Yeah, you gonna be there?
00:06:46 - Good.
00:06:48 - Of course!
00:06:50 - What's up, buddy?
00:06:51 All right.
00:06:54 'Morning, Miss Reed.
00:06:56 - Hello, Mr. Clayton.
00:06:58 - Good. How are you?
00:07:03 Ahh, my favorite.
00:07:05 I thought teachers weren't
00:07:07 Not favorite students.
00:07:15 (giggles)
00:07:17 How does a lump like me
00:07:19 Don't insult my taste.
00:07:25 You finished?
00:07:26 Yeah. I wanted you to be
00:07:29 I'm honored.
00:07:30 Really?
00:07:32 Maybe I'll take you
00:07:34 How about you come over to my place
00:07:37 - Is that a double entendre?
00:07:39 - I was just going to make you my chili.
00:07:41 And then bang you.
00:07:42 - Great!
00:07:44 You have a very
00:07:46 Right back at you,
00:07:48 - Take care.
00:07:51 (bell rings)
00:07:53 Andrew, I want
00:07:56 What is it?
00:07:59 Ew, is that woman
00:08:01 Happy birthday.
00:08:03 All right, dude?
00:08:06 No, dude, what the fuck
00:08:08 Nothing.
00:08:10 You wouldn't say that
00:08:12 I mean, these Europeans
00:08:15 than these uptight Americans.
00:08:17 Yeah, well, we're not in Europe
00:08:20 Yeah, I know,
00:08:23 Dude, it's gross.
00:08:25 I'd do it...
00:08:27 to someone.
00:08:28 - Oh.
00:08:30 I'd chili-dog her.
00:08:34 Hi, Jennifer.
00:08:36 Come on, baby,
00:08:39 What the fuck
00:08:41 Uh, nothing.
00:08:45 You're a fucking pig.
00:08:46 Wow, okay.
00:08:49 Hold that.
00:08:51 (grunts)
00:08:57 (crowd reacting)
00:08:59 - (grunting)
00:09:03 What are you talking about?
00:09:05 - You...
00:09:06 Come on, guys, knock it off.
00:09:10 Yeah.
00:09:14 Oh, you're gonna help me up?
00:09:16 - Come on.
00:09:21 Now come on,
00:09:23 Let's go, guys.
00:09:27 Principal: Kyle,
00:09:29 what did you say
00:09:31 Nothing.
00:09:34 He said that her pussy
00:09:37 Do you hear that?
00:09:39 You are... that is rude.
00:09:41 - And you're a pervert.
00:09:43 Kyle, is that
00:09:45 No.
00:09:47 Jennifer, chris,
00:09:50 Kyle, I need to speak
00:10:01 Kyle, right now you're
00:10:05 and your grades show
00:10:07 If you don't straighten up,
00:10:09 I'm going
00:10:11 - Do you understand?
00:10:15 I do understand.
00:10:17 Now get out of here.
00:10:20 Wait for me outside.
00:10:30 Lance,
00:10:32 this isn't easy for me.
00:10:34 What isn't easy,
00:10:36 How's Kyle been acting
00:10:37 I mean, does he seem
00:10:41 Oh, yeah.
00:10:44 Oh. You and I both know
00:10:46 these things take
00:10:49 What things?
00:10:51 Well, I think that Kyle's
00:10:53 show signs of a serious
00:10:55 He belongs in
00:10:57 where he can get the proper attention
00:11:00 - What?
00:11:02 Sir, he's... he's not slow.
00:11:05 He's just being a pain.
00:11:06 Give him another chance.
00:11:08 Well, I have.
00:11:11 That's true.
00:11:19 (sighs)
00:11:23 All right.
00:11:25 All right, but he'd better start showing
00:11:29 And he's got to stop
00:11:32 Thank you, sir.
00:11:34 Thank you.
00:11:37 - You're grounded.
00:11:39 Oh, and live
00:11:41 And her boy-toy Todd?
00:11:43 - I'll take away your computer.
00:11:45 Yes, I will.
00:11:47 what did I do
00:11:49 I didn't ask to be born.
00:11:51 Neither did I.
00:11:54 Boo hoo.
00:11:57 Woman:
00:11:59 Wait, read from here.
00:12:02 - What are you reading?
00:12:04 as a restriction!"
00:12:05 - What's that?
00:12:09 It's... come here.
00:12:11 - Oh, this is embarrassing.
00:12:13 - in "The New Yorker."
00:12:15 - Hello!
00:12:17 Woman: It's about
00:12:19 - It's like a parody about racism.
00:12:22 - It's hysterical.
00:12:24 No, it is seriously so good.
00:12:27 Called "I, Forward."
00:12:29 Yeah, like "I, Robot."
00:12:31 - Right, but "I, Forward."
00:12:33 It's... it's really hard
00:12:35 - It is?
00:12:37 It's the first thing
00:12:38 Woman: That's amaz...
00:12:40 The first thing? No.
00:12:42 - That's great. Good for you.
00:12:45 Mike got published
00:12:47 You don't say!
00:12:49 - Sure.
00:12:51 Hot dog! Now don't go
00:12:54 - (all laughing)
00:12:55 Mike published an article
00:12:57 - Take a look at that.
00:12:59 Right on.
00:13:02 - Yeah!
00:13:04 This should be read
00:13:06 Now that is a great idea.
00:13:07 Mike, would you read it
00:13:09 If you twist my arm,
00:13:11 (all cheering)
00:13:13 May I take this
00:13:14 - Yeah, sure.
00:13:16 That's awesome.
00:13:17 Hey, blow my whistle.
00:13:19 For "The New Yorker"!
00:13:21 (all cheering)
00:13:23 Wow, I cannot wait
00:13:29 "New Yorker."
00:13:31 - but that's amazing.
00:13:34 Actually, it is
00:13:36 - It's national.
00:13:37 Whoa, I didn't know that.
00:13:39 Mmm.
00:13:40 How's Kyle?
00:13:42 Great.
00:13:44 Raising a son is so hard.
00:13:46 Don't get me wrong, my Hunter is
00:13:49 But man, can he be a handful.
00:13:51 - How old is he?
00:13:53 Oh, God.
00:13:55 The kid's a player.
00:13:56 Well, I wonder where
00:13:58 - I have no idea.
00:14:00 How's he dealing
00:14:02 Real well.
00:14:04 I didn't know
00:14:07 Yeah.
00:14:09 but his mother and I were supposed
00:14:12 We just weren't supposed
00:14:15 - That's so sad.
00:14:17 Thanks.
00:14:19 How often do you see him?
00:14:22 Every other weekend.
00:14:24 They're not kidding when
00:14:27 is the toughest job
00:14:29 Mmm. Well, you sound
00:14:32 Ah, well,
00:14:35 I try my best.
00:14:37 (chuckles)
00:14:38 (laughing)
00:14:47 (rockets firing)
00:14:50 Hi, Andrew.
00:14:52 Hey.
00:14:53 I enjoy our little chats.
00:14:57 Woman's voice:
00:14:59 - Kyle?
00:15:02 - What are you doing?
00:15:04 What's Andrew doing here?
00:15:06 What, Andr... don't bother
00:15:09 Then he shouldn't be
00:15:11 - What?
00:15:13 - Send him home.
00:15:17 God, man, you never
00:15:19 I told you,
00:15:20 and he has a mother
00:15:22 Kyle, send him home. You don't get
00:15:24 Fine, you know what?
00:15:26 I'm not gonna do that
00:15:28 Okay? You don't care about
00:15:30 - Kyle?
00:15:32 - What do you want?
00:15:35 I would love to, but I can't.
00:15:37 You have to go home.
00:15:39 Why?
00:15:40 Oh, well, that's a question
00:15:43 Fine, Andrew can stay.
00:15:45 Oh, you can stay now!
00:15:47 go on, get in. Shut up.
00:15:48 Oh, you're gonna tell me
00:15:50 - Yeah, I am.
00:15:52 (distant dog barking)
00:15:54 Mr. Clayton, do you
00:15:56 Sure, Andrew.
00:15:58 Uh, I'm a vegetarian.
00:16:02 (laughs)
00:16:05 Here you go, Andrew.
00:16:07 I hope you're okay
00:16:09 - Be careful. It's hot.
00:16:10 Kyle, let's see
00:16:12 Oh, online. Well,
00:16:16 worker animals,
00:16:18 perspiration."
00:16:19 You mean like sweat?
00:16:21 No, perspiration...
00:16:24 Uh, that's...
00:16:26 - (Andrew exhaling)
00:16:28 Oh.
00:16:29 It's hot. You want
00:16:31 No.
00:16:33 You okay?
00:16:34 I'm trying to write.
00:16:36 - Sorry.
00:16:37 - (cell phone ringing)
00:16:39 - Lance: Hey.
00:16:41 As soon as I finish helping Kyle
00:16:43 I'm coming over to your house
00:16:46 (laughs)
00:16:47 That's a single entendre.
00:16:49 Oh, I should have
00:16:51 I didn't get to the store
00:16:54 Oh. Well, I'll
00:16:57 Oh, I don't know
00:16:58 I mean, we really shouldn't go out
00:17:00 Well, you know what? I'll pick up
00:17:03 Oh, would you just hate me
00:17:07 I'm just not feeling that great,
00:17:10 No. No, tomorrow
00:17:14 Okay.
00:17:15 Are you sure you're
00:17:17 No, not at all.
00:17:19 Okay.
00:17:20 Then good night, sugar.
00:17:22 Good night, popsicle.
00:17:29 (sighs)
00:17:33 Let's see how you're doing
00:17:36 - It's good.
00:17:38 See, Kyle?
00:17:40 What are you doing?
00:17:42 - Cool down.
00:17:44 What time do you
00:17:46 It doesn't matter.
00:17:47 Well, you know,
00:17:49 We can go to a video store,
00:17:51 Are you stupid?
00:17:54 You used to like watching
00:17:56 Yeah, only 'cause
00:17:58 Movies are for losers
00:18:01 Oh.
00:18:03 Um...
00:18:06 can Andrew and I play "Doom"
00:18:10 Yeah.
00:18:12 Just "Doom," nothing else.
00:18:19 I like your dad.
00:18:20 My dad?
00:18:22 He's a fucking idiot.
00:18:25 Boy:
00:18:27 Under pressure we're cracking
00:18:31 can't we give ourselves
00:18:35 Why can't we give love
00:18:37 One more chance?
00:18:41 Why can't we give love
00:18:43 Give love
00:18:48 Give love..."
00:18:49 Stop.
00:18:51 Jason, you didn't
00:18:53 That's a Queen/Bowie song:
00:18:56 What were you thinking?
00:18:58 I didn't think
00:19:00 Jason, I'm white.
00:19:02 - Oh, boy.
00:19:04 Thank you.
00:19:07 Guys, why are you here
00:19:10 Poetry is about saying
00:19:13 something personal.
00:19:16 Yes, Ginger?
00:19:17 I have something
00:19:20 Great. Go ahead.
00:19:30 "It was raining
00:19:33 Water dripping off the lilac bushes
00:19:37 And as I sat and watched the blood
00:19:40 And felt the pain
00:19:43 I wondered if it would have
00:19:52 Thank you.
00:19:54 That was very personal.
00:19:59 Thanks.
00:20:01 If you ever need to talk
00:20:04 Why?
00:20:07 - (kids laughing)
00:20:09 Woman singing:
00:20:12 ♪ For singing a song ♪
00:20:13 ♪ And it's a good day ♪
00:20:15 ♪ For moving along ♪
00:20:16 ♪ Yes, it's a good day ♪
00:20:18 ♪ How could anything
00:20:20 ♪ A good day
00:20:22 ♪ And it's a good day ♪
00:20:25 ♪ For shining your shoes ♪
00:20:26 ♪ And it's a good day... ♪
00:20:28 Hello, lamb chop.
00:20:30 Hello, honeydew melon.
00:20:32 What's wrong?
00:20:34 Nothing.
00:20:35 Something's bothering you.
00:20:37 Do you like Mike?
00:20:39 What are you talking about?
00:20:41 Don't get mad. I mean,
00:20:43 about not seeing
00:20:46 I'm sorry I said that.
00:20:48 L...
00:20:52 are we still on for dinner?
00:20:53 ♪ I've got a gal
00:20:57 ♪ Every time we have a date ♪
00:21:00 ♪ But I love her ♪
00:21:03 ♪ Yes, I love her ♪
00:21:08 ♪ I'm gonna walk right up
00:21:12 ♪ And see
00:21:14 ♪ 'cause I want her ♪
00:21:17 ♪ I'm gonna ask her ♪
00:21:21 ♪ I'm gonna say,
00:21:25 ♪ My baby? ♪
00:21:29 ♪ The way you're acting
00:21:33 (phone ringing)
00:21:35 - Hello?
00:21:38 I am so sorry.
00:21:40 Yeah, you're
00:21:42 Don't let it
00:21:43 I am such a jerk.
00:21:45 And it will never
00:21:47 (laughing)
00:21:50 ♪ Mmm, a woman
00:21:52 - Hello?
00:21:55 ♪ That has always been
00:21:57 ♪ Just when you're
00:22:00 ♪ You find she's gone
00:22:04 Oh, great. Thanks.
00:22:06 ♪ Is you is or is you ain't... ♪
00:22:07 That's great.
00:22:09 It's an interesting piece.
00:22:10 - Yeah? You're an interesting piece.
00:22:15 (both moaning)
00:22:19 This is just
00:22:21 Ah. Except I didn't have
00:22:24 Oh, well, those girls
00:22:26 I would have
00:22:28 Oh.
00:22:29 If we had a time machine,
00:22:31 let's see...
00:22:33 mmm...
00:22:34 I'd be in high school
00:22:37 - I think that's...
00:22:39 No, not cool.
00:22:40 (both muttering)
00:22:42 Ala la la la.
00:22:43 Girl:
00:22:44 We did nothing,
00:22:46 with a grand finale
00:22:49 About time, Felter.
00:22:51 I think they're doing it.
00:22:54 What?
00:22:55 You... you think
00:22:58 Andrew, Andrew, look,
00:22:59 you have to know that fucking pussy
00:23:02 When I'm with a bitch,
00:23:04 - What?
00:23:07 I got that part, but you've never
00:23:10 Fuck you.
00:23:12 Kyle, I'm always with you.
00:23:13 No, you're not always with me.
00:23:15 - Yes, I am.
00:23:17 Loser.
00:23:19 Oh, you're fucking fucked!
00:23:21 - You're fucking...
00:23:25 "Aha," yeah. That's right,
00:23:32 (Kyle moans)
00:23:35 There you go.
00:23:38 Ahh, yeah.
00:23:40 Oh.
00:23:42 Lance:
00:23:44 I'm doing my homework.
00:23:46 Oh.
00:23:49 What?
00:23:51 Nothing. Need a hand?
00:23:53 You know, your report, or...
00:23:56 No. No, it's... no.
00:23:59 Okay.
00:24:01 Hey, listen, I'm going
00:24:04 And if you're hungry, I could fix you
00:24:07 You're going on a date
00:24:09 Well, no one's
00:24:10 because it could cause
00:24:12 Claire.
00:24:14 Claire?
00:24:16 Do I know this claire?
00:24:18 Miss Reed. Hmm?
00:24:20 Really? You're going out
00:24:23 - The what?
00:24:25 - "Teacher I'd like to fuck."
00:24:27 Hey, it's just what the other
00:24:29 What do you think
00:24:31 Well, she's got a hot body,
00:24:34 - Do her from behind.
00:24:37 Kyle, when did you become
00:24:39 You sound like
00:24:40 There's more
00:24:42 What do you think about
00:24:44 Oh, um, nah.
00:24:47 She's pretty stuck-up
00:24:49 Why do I even
00:24:58 (phone beeps)
00:24:59 (ringing)
00:25:01 - Hello?
00:25:03 - Hi.
00:25:06 Oh, I'm so sorry
00:25:08 My mother is having
00:25:10 Her dog got burnt
00:25:14 They were playing fetch or something...
00:25:17 Ahh.
00:25:18 I'm so sorry about tonight.
00:25:20 You're not mad, are you?
00:25:22 Mmm, not at all.
00:25:23 Okay, good night, cupcakes.
00:25:26 Good night,
00:25:36 ♪ When I get high ♪
00:25:40 ♪ This world's so nice ♪
00:25:44 ♪ When I get high ♪
00:25:48 ♪ It's paradise... ♪
00:25:52 (woman coughing)
00:25:54 Your pot smells like shit.
00:25:57 - Oh. Oh, sorry.
00:26:00 - Would you like some?
00:26:02 - I can barely breathe.
00:26:05 Oh, I'm really sorry.
00:26:07 (coughing)
00:26:09 However,
00:26:12 if you were to offer me
00:26:14 I wouldn't say no.
00:26:16 - Really?
00:26:18 Tonight when you're
00:26:22 would you mind pulling
00:26:24 Why?
00:26:26 I think my son watches you.
00:26:28 Get out of here.
00:26:30 No no. I think
00:26:33 Your son?
00:26:35 Mm-hmm.
00:26:36 I thought he was a zombie.
00:26:38 I wish. I like zombies.
00:26:39 Oh, yeah, you do?
00:26:42 - Really?
00:26:43 Oh, I like the early zombie movies
00:26:46 - Me too.
00:26:50 - I don't like the new ones.
00:26:51 - Zombies are too fast, you know?
00:26:54 I believe, like Simon Pegg said,
00:26:57 not an energy drink.
00:26:58 (laughing)
00:27:01 (funk music playing)
00:27:24 What you doing?
00:27:25 Jesus, Dad.
00:27:28 Did you get
00:27:32 Yeah, a long time ago.
00:27:34 Yeah.
00:27:35 - Yeah.
00:27:37 are you stoned?
00:27:39 No.
00:27:40 Seriously, you smell like pot.
00:27:43 - No.
00:27:45 - No.
00:27:47 No, you don't use grass.
00:27:50 Then what's...
00:27:52 What smell?
00:27:53 It's probably a skunk outside
00:27:56 Oh yeah, sure, a skunk.
00:27:57 Hey, you know what?
00:27:59 Why don't we do something
00:28:02 Why?
00:28:03 Yeah. No.
00:28:05 I mean, it'd be just fun to do
00:28:09 - Okay.
00:28:10 Yeah. Yeah,
00:28:12 Sure, if you want to.
00:28:14 That's retarded.
00:28:16 Yeah.
00:28:19 - What do you want to do?
00:28:22 Oh, come on now, Kyle, you must be
00:28:24 - You want to know what I like?
00:28:26 - I like looking at vaginas...
00:28:28 ...all day long.
00:28:29 (laughs)
00:28:32 - There you go.
00:28:34 But maybe do something
00:28:38 You know, outside the vagina.
00:28:41 Okay, uh,
00:28:44 Okay. And then
00:28:46 Yeah, sure,
00:28:49 And then we'll maybe
00:28:52 No no, we'll just hang.
00:28:53 Dad, did I tell you that
00:28:56 No, I said... if you
00:28:58 that we could look
00:29:00 And then we'll go
00:29:03 Okay. But we're not buying
00:29:06 Yeah, all right.
00:29:08 This isn't
00:29:10 Jesus christ,
00:29:12 Are you on your period
00:29:14 Can I not say anything?
00:29:17 Hey, isn't that... isn't that
00:29:21 Yeah, it is.
00:29:23 Dude, I wouldn't let
00:29:24 - You don't have a "bitch."
00:29:27 - Hi, Kyle.
00:29:29 - Mr. Clayton.
00:29:31 Oh, wow, so he got it
00:29:33 Not that sweet.
00:29:36 What... Dad, we're gonna
00:29:40 What about going
00:29:41 Dad, we'll go
00:29:43 Okay, fine.
00:29:46 Uh, what are you
00:29:49 Oh, probably go to the movies
00:29:51 Andrew!
00:29:53 What are you doing?
00:29:57 You're carrying that
00:29:59 What, are you gonna cry?
00:30:01 Fucking pussy.
00:30:02 God damn it.
00:30:14 (cell phone ringing)
00:30:19 - Hello?
00:30:21 What did you do today?
00:30:24 I was with Mike. He was having
00:30:27 He was depressed 'cause
00:30:30 so I went with him to the mall
00:30:33 I know, I saw you two there.
00:30:35 You did?
00:30:38 I don't know.
00:30:41 Does it bother you
00:30:43 No, it bothers me you keep
00:30:46 and you're out
00:30:48 Okay. What are you
00:30:51 Let's go out.
00:30:54 someplace the world
00:30:56 How about
00:30:59 Oh.
00:31:01 Anyone who's anybody
00:31:03 You know, we can have
00:31:05 You know, wait, I can't.
00:31:09 Let me take
00:31:10 - It'll be my treat.
00:31:12 Oh. That's so nice.
00:31:19 - Hey, Kyle.
00:31:24 Why do you always
00:31:26 'Cause I hate it.
00:31:28 I think you look handsome.
00:31:30 We're going out to dinner
00:31:32 What? No.
00:31:34 - No, we're not.
00:31:35 - I thought she was seeing Mr. Lane.
00:31:37 They're just friends and she's trying
00:31:40 Why am I explaining
00:31:41 Dad, okay, look,
00:31:43 it's bad enough being
00:31:45 but being seen
00:31:48 Okay, get dressed.
00:31:49 If you don't act right at dinner,
00:31:55 So what do you like
00:31:57 Nothing.
00:32:00 Nothing? You must like
00:32:03 No.
00:32:06 Kyle just got a new monitor
00:32:08 So what do you like
00:32:11 Oh, well, you know,
00:32:14 - I like...
00:32:17 - Kyle, who are you texting?
00:32:20 Why don't you give it a break
00:32:22 No, I can't do that.
00:32:24 Put it away.
00:32:27 (chuckles)
00:32:33 So, Kyle,
00:32:35 do you have a girlfriend?
00:32:37 I'm not gonna talk to you
00:32:43 - Okay.
00:32:44 Watch out.
00:32:46 Are you guys doing it?
00:32:51 Yeah, all the time.
00:32:54 I'm hurting right now.
00:32:56 (laughs)
00:32:59 Let's not make me
00:33:04 So do you play sports?
00:33:06 No no.
00:33:09 Well, I was on the dive team
00:33:12 Diving is not really
00:33:18 I'm sorry.
00:33:19 No offense.
00:33:22 Hey, why don't we rent
00:33:25 Sure, as long as
00:33:28 - Really?
00:33:30 Zombies? Are you
00:33:32 - No.
00:33:34 Do you like musicals?
00:33:39 Bob Fosse
00:33:41 He did "Sweet charity"
00:33:43 - and "All That Jazz."
00:33:44 One of the great
00:33:47 besides "The Sound
00:33:49 Then he did "Star 80."
00:33:52 - I only like the musicals.
00:33:54 - Me too.
00:33:56 - Which one?
00:34:00 - (beeping)
00:34:02 - Oh.
00:34:03 - Mm-hmm.
00:34:04 I like Gene Wilder...
00:34:06 ...in "Young...
00:34:11 "What hump?"
00:34:14 Did you see it?
00:34:16 - No.
00:34:18 - It's amazing.
00:34:20 Yeah.
00:34:22 - I'm sure.
00:34:24 - Night, Miss Reed.
00:34:27 Do you think you're gonna
00:34:29 - Shut up!
00:34:31 That shit's tight, dude.
00:34:34 hey hey, if you don't nail her,
00:34:36 - you're an asshole.
00:34:38 Don't act like you don't think
00:34:40 - I know you do.
00:34:41 You're dropping me off first,
00:34:43 I just wanna say good night
00:34:46 - Okay?
00:34:48 Kyle, you ruin everything.
00:34:49 Would you
00:34:51 Jesus, man. You fucking
00:34:55 I'll be right back.
00:34:56 All right. Don't do anything
00:34:59 Short of killing her,
00:35:02 Hey, baby.
00:35:04 See you tomorrow, Kyle.
00:35:06 Night, whore.
00:35:13 Hey.
00:35:16 - That was fun.
00:35:17 - Mm-hmm.
00:35:19 - Not tonight.
00:35:21 Are you shooting
00:35:23 Listen, I'd love to stay,
00:35:25 Kyle doesn't like me.
00:35:27 Oh no.
00:35:29 - No.
00:35:31 He told me that
00:35:32 - He did?
00:35:34 He said I was a lucky guy.
00:35:35 No, I'm the lucky guy.
00:35:40 I gotta go.
00:35:41 Oh, come on.
00:35:43 - Yeah.
00:35:45 Whoa.
00:35:48 How are you gonna drive
00:35:51 I don't know. There's a stick-shift
00:35:53 but I can't find it 'cause
00:35:58 - Sleep well.
00:36:03 Oh, that's sweet.
00:36:07 - I'll call you tomorrow.
00:36:10 - You're mean.
00:36:12 Good night,
00:36:19 You know l... oh!
00:36:21 - Hmm?
00:36:22 You sure?
00:36:30 I'm back.
00:36:35 Kyle.
00:36:38 Hey, Kyle.
00:36:40 Oh, Kyle.
00:36:57 Kyle?
00:37:17 ♪ Don't be afraid ♪
00:37:21 ♪ It's only love ♪
00:37:25 ♪ Don't be afraid ♪
00:37:29 ♪ It's only love ♪
00:37:34 ♪ Don't be afraid ♪
00:37:38 ♪ It's only love ♪
00:37:43 ♪ Don't be afraid ♪
00:37:47 ♪ It's only love ♪
00:37:52 ♪ Love is simple ♪
00:38:57 ♪ Don't be afraid ♪
00:39:01 ♪ You're already dead ♪
00:39:06 ♪ Don't be afraid ♪
00:39:10 ♪ You're already dead ♪
00:39:14 ♪ Don't be afraid ♪
00:39:18 ♪ You're already dead ♪
00:39:23 ♪ Don't be afraid ♪
00:39:27 ♪ You're already dead ♪
00:39:32 ♪ Love is simple ♪
00:40:32 ♪ La la la la la ♪
00:41:00 ♪ La la la la la. ♪
00:41:31 Welcome back, Lance.
00:41:33 Hi.
00:41:35 - Are you okay?
00:41:38 If you need more time off,
00:41:40 Nobody here would
00:41:43 No, I'm okay.
00:41:58 Ginger.
00:42:02 Hey, Mike.
00:42:03 It's good to have
00:42:06 Thanks.
00:42:24 Mr. Clayton.
00:42:25 Andrew.
00:42:27 How are you doing?
00:42:30 Okay.
00:42:32 Thanks.
00:42:34 And I'm sorry
00:42:36 - Why?
00:42:39 at that thing at your house
00:42:41 I wondered who did that.
00:42:43 She drinks too much.
00:42:44 I know.
00:42:46 Don't worry, Andrew.
00:42:48 It meant a lot to me
00:42:50 Thanks, Mr. Clayton.
00:42:52 Something doesn't make
00:42:55 What, Andrew?
00:42:57 Did Kyle seem
00:43:00 What do you mean?
00:43:02 To do what he did.
00:43:03 it's just, he didn't
00:43:08 Andrew, Kyle was
00:43:12 Yeah, I'll say.
00:43:36 - Hey.
00:43:42 How are you?
00:43:44 I'm okay.
00:43:46 Good.
00:43:50 I want to apologize that I haven't
00:43:53 It's just that
00:43:57 Don't worry about it,
00:43:59 I've been kind of a zombie
00:44:02 I'm really sorry.
00:44:04 Please don't be mad.
00:44:06 I'm not.
00:44:09 Let's do something soon,
00:44:11 All right.
00:44:16 Cheer up, pumpkin.
00:44:18 I like you.
00:44:20 Thanks.
00:44:31 (door closes)
00:44:32 Anderson:
00:44:35 I felt bad.
00:44:37 Don't blame yourself.
00:44:39 (door opens)
00:44:43 Lance,
00:44:44 this is Mr. Pentola.
00:44:46 - Mr. Pentola.
00:44:48 Oh, Doctor.
00:44:49 Nice to meet you, Mr. Clayton.
00:44:52 Thank you.
00:44:53 Dr. Pentola is a therapist.
00:44:56 We called him in
00:44:58 Kyle's death may
00:45:02 He's a grief counselor.
00:45:04 Oh.
00:45:05 Before we begin,
00:45:07 I've read a lot of suicide notes,
00:45:08 and this one seemed...
00:45:12 deep.
00:45:14 Really?
00:45:15 I need to ask you
00:45:17 And I want you to be
00:45:20 Of course.
00:45:22 Did Kyle have any friends?
00:45:24 Excuse me?
00:45:26 Well, it's just
00:45:28 You'd have to know Kyle.
00:45:29 Well, I shouldn't say
00:45:31 A couple of kids came in
00:45:34 eating disorders.
00:45:35 One kid came in
00:45:37 I know him.
00:45:38 Not really my area
00:45:40 But no one's come to talk
00:45:43 Hmm.
00:45:45 - Oh.
00:45:50 - Andrew Troutman.
00:45:55 That's it.
00:45:57 Kyle was kind
00:46:00 A lone wolf.
00:46:02 Uh, I'll have to ask Andrew
00:46:06 to come and see me.
00:46:08 And, Lance,
00:46:10 If you need to talk, if you wanna
00:46:13 please, just come
00:46:15 Of course, Doc, I will.
00:46:18 Thank you, Lance.
00:46:19 You're welcome,
00:46:24 All right, guys,
00:46:26 - Right here!
00:46:28 Who's gonna
00:46:30 - AIl: Oh.
00:46:32 - (laughing)
00:46:36 Jason.
00:46:45 Go ahead.
00:46:50 "Negro?
00:46:53 I may be young
00:46:55 I won't pick your cotton
00:46:58 Yeah, I sing, I dance
00:47:01 But I do it with the dignity
00:47:04 I am not your monkey."
00:47:09 Right on.
00:47:13 Stay black, y'all.
00:47:17 Anybody else
00:47:34 (sobbing)
00:48:12 (beeps)
00:48:14 (ringing)
00:48:17 - Claire: Hello?
00:48:19 - Hey.
00:48:21 - What are you doing?
00:48:24 Oh.
00:48:27 - You okay?
00:48:30 - You sure?
00:48:32 - (gasps) Oh my God!
00:48:33 I gotta go. Mike just won
00:48:36 (cheering)
00:48:38 Yeah, Mike!
00:48:51 - Hi.
00:48:53 I made you something.
00:48:56 What?
00:48:57 - Those brownies.
00:49:00 - Oh.
00:49:02 Well, I'll come over
00:49:04 I was thinking maybe I could come in
00:49:06 No, I can't.
00:49:07 - Why not?
00:49:09 Bonnie, I really need
00:49:11 I don't like people
00:49:13 My apartment is a little
00:49:18 If l... if I let you in,
00:49:22 - Okay.
00:49:24 So...
00:49:28 - Brownies, huh?
00:49:30 - Come in.
00:49:37 Please, don't tell
00:49:41 Because l... I don't wanna get
00:49:43 - Oh, I promise.
00:49:46 I-I know
00:49:48 and I know it's not
00:49:51 I feel that
00:49:56 something terrible
00:49:58 - No, I understand that.
00:50:09 What's wrong, sweetie?
00:50:15 I know my son was a jerk,
00:50:17 Hey.
00:50:20 - Of course you do.
00:50:22 It'll get better.
00:50:23 It doesn't feel like it
00:50:27 Do you know that
00:50:29 I have read every one
00:50:32 - How?
00:50:35 You threw 'em out.
00:50:37 Oh, yeah.
00:50:38 You are very talented.
00:50:41 Really?
00:50:43 Honest.
00:50:45 And you can't give up.
00:50:48 I won't.
00:50:50 Listen,
00:50:51 they're gonna have a zombie
00:50:54 and I cordially
00:50:58 invite you, sir.
00:50:59 Oh, well, bless you, madam.
00:51:01 - Uh-huh.
00:51:03 Good.
00:51:04 Don't forget the brownies.
00:51:06 - I won't forget.
00:51:12 Your dog's staring at me.
00:51:15 What dog?
00:51:18 (laughs)
00:51:19 I got ya.
00:51:24 - Lance!
00:51:26 - I'm glad I caught you.
00:51:28 You know that while we respect
00:51:32 we also respect freedom of speech
00:51:35 - Yeah.
00:51:38 went online and they found
00:51:41 the report of his death. And now they've
00:51:44 - Oh my God.
00:51:47 I thought you should know.
00:51:49 - Really?
00:51:52 You... are you
00:51:54 Sure.
00:51:56 I'm really sorry
00:51:58 It's that goddamn
00:52:01 Yeah.
00:52:08 Lance's voice:
00:52:10 I don't know why
00:52:13 You never cared about what I thought
00:52:16 Besides you're all too shallow
00:52:20 ♪ I hope
00:52:23 ♪ I hope I can see
00:52:27 ♪ I hope I become
00:52:30 ♪ And make sure
00:52:33 ♪ I hope
00:52:36 ♪ Oh, when the world
00:52:39 ♪ The stars will become
00:52:43 ♪ And there will be nowhere
00:52:46 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
00:53:13 ♪ I hope
00:53:16 ♪ And watch all my
00:53:19 ♪ Some they will
00:53:22 ♪ And others through the stories
00:53:25 ♪ Now I don't intend
00:53:28 ♪ I just wanna see
00:53:32 ♪ 'cause then and only then
00:53:35 ♪ If it was worth
00:53:38 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
00:53:50 ♪ There's nothing
00:53:55 ♪ There's
00:54:05 Lance's voice:
00:54:08 Lance and Kyle's voices:
00:54:10 You tried hard and were
00:54:14 I blame me doing this
00:54:17 Kyle's voice:
00:54:20 I'm sorry."
00:54:30 ♪ Now that I've become
00:54:35 ♪ I don't get to laugh
00:54:40 ♪ There's nothing sad
00:54:45 ♪ There's nothing
00:54:53 I love you, Dad.
00:55:01 Has anyone seen
00:55:05 Mm-hmm.
00:55:06 Oh, you have?
00:55:09 Yeah, I saw 'em
00:55:14 First of all I want to thank you all
00:55:16 especially the newcomers.
00:55:18 It means a lot to me.
00:55:21 Who has experience
00:55:23 - Yes, Heather.
00:55:26 Sure.
00:55:27 What was Kyle's
00:55:30 Uh...
00:55:31 he liked
00:55:34 Yes, Ray?
00:55:36 Did he listen
00:55:38 - A little Ozzy.
00:55:40 Anybody have any questions
00:55:44 Yes, Jason?
00:55:45 Did the boy know Jesus
00:55:46 Well, I would say
00:55:49 But I think he was spiritual
00:55:52 Yeah... yes, Heather?
00:55:53 What's his sign?
00:55:55 Oh, he was born
00:55:57 Aries.
00:55:59 I can't believe
00:56:02 You know, anybody know
00:56:05 Lawrence Ferlinghetti?
00:56:10 You know
00:56:13 Emily Dickinson.
00:56:14 What band is that?
00:56:16 It wasn't a band.
00:56:18 - She hot?
00:56:22 If you like your buttoned-down
00:56:25 - Nice.
00:56:27 - Mr. Clayton.
00:56:29 - Can I talk to you?
00:56:32 It's about Kyle's note.
00:56:34 It... it affected me a lot.
00:56:36 Well, it seemed to affect
00:56:40 - I'm not happy, Mr. Clayton.
00:56:42 I'm living a lie. I'm gay.
00:56:45 And Kyle's suicide note,
00:56:47 it's helped me get
00:56:50 Well, are you sure
00:56:52 I'm misunderstood too,
00:56:54 I just want to be happy.
00:56:56 Good for you, Peter.
00:56:59 Thank you.
00:57:06 Hey, Mr. Clayton.
00:57:08 - Mr. Clayton.
00:57:10 Kyle was right.
00:57:12 Isn't she?
00:57:14 - Mr. Clayton?
00:57:16 - I wrote another poem.
00:57:19 - John. Doctor.
00:57:22 Claire.
00:57:24 Mr. C., what's up?
00:57:29 "Milky white skin
00:57:33 I wish I had known
00:57:36 I could have held you
00:57:39 You were too sweet
00:57:41 In this harsh world
00:57:43 But I will always
00:57:46 - My angel in cargo pants."
00:57:50 (applauding)
00:58:06 He was such a sweet kid.
00:58:09 And kind.
00:58:13 Oh, please.
00:58:16 (sighs)
00:58:18 I don't know what I'd do
00:58:21 My heart really goes
00:58:23 Thanks.
00:58:25 It's so sad. I didn't know
00:58:27 Did he write anything else?
00:58:32 Yeah, he did.
00:58:35 I know it's really personal,
00:58:38 Well, if you came over
00:58:41 I just don't want his stuff
00:58:44 Sure.
00:58:46 Great.
00:58:52 My playoff game's tonight.
00:58:57 All right.
00:58:59 You know I can't
00:59:00 Oh, thanks, Mike.
00:59:04 What time?
00:59:06 I'm gonna need a little time because,
00:59:09 Yeah, I understand.
00:59:11 - Well, 8:00?
00:59:22 Good luck tonight.
00:59:25 Thanks.
00:59:28 If you think this is
00:59:30 No no no.
00:59:32 I found something
00:59:35 and I really think
00:59:38 Okay.
00:59:54 This is from his journal.
00:59:57 "I went out to dinner
01:00:02 I'm so happy for him,
01:00:04 but at the same time
01:00:07 only proves that I'll
01:00:10 I know I'll never find
01:00:14 so pretty, so perfect.
01:00:17 She seems to complete him.
01:00:24 I hope they make it.
01:00:27 I hope they last.
01:00:29 I hope I'm leaving
01:00:35 No one could ever get me.
01:00:40 I don't even get me."
01:00:44 Oh.
01:00:45 I didn't know anyone
01:00:49 He did like me.
01:00:51 He did.
01:00:53 I thought you were lying
01:00:55 No. I'd never do that.
01:00:58 - Really?
01:01:10 (moaning)
01:01:24 Mr. Clayton.
01:01:26 - Good morning, Heather.
01:01:28 Good morning.
01:01:30 Do you have anything
01:01:33 What?
01:01:34 That I could have?
01:01:37 - No.
01:01:40 Wait a second.
01:01:46 Here you go.
01:01:48 Bruce Hornsby?
01:01:49 That was his favorite.
01:01:53 Thank you.
01:02:12 I need to talk
01:02:15 Yeah, I need to talk
01:02:17 - Yeah.
01:02:20 I'm tired of hiding
01:02:31 Mmm.
01:02:53 - Dan.
01:02:56 - Ginger.
01:02:59 Oh.
01:03:05 Heather.
01:03:07 Hey, Mr. C.
01:03:10 Oh, Peter.
01:03:11 - Don't leave me hanging.
01:03:14 I don't know
01:03:16 but he and I were
01:03:17 I'm gonna win this game
01:03:19 Great, Peter.
01:03:35 Andrew:
01:03:37 Andrew.
01:03:38 It doesn't seem right,
01:03:41 What doesn't seem right?
01:03:43 How everyone is acting.
01:03:45 Like they liked Kyle.
01:03:46 No, it doesn't.
01:03:49 You know what else
01:03:51 - What?
01:03:54 In what way?
01:03:56 That stuff about being
01:03:59 bouncing around in a meaningless
01:04:01 Don't take this the wrong way,
01:04:05 What?
01:04:07 Kinda dumb.
01:04:09 Ha. No.
01:04:11 Kyle was actually smart, Andrew.
01:04:14 You know, he just pretended
01:04:18 so, you know, people
01:04:20 Yeah, maybe.
01:04:22 - Heather: It's mine!
01:04:25 Hey!
01:04:27 Oh! Get off!
01:04:28 You didn't even like Kyle!
01:04:30 You didn't like Kyle!
01:04:32 Shut up, whore!
01:04:43 Bruce Hornsby?
01:04:46 Lance:
01:04:48 That's why I'm here.
01:04:51 I feel terrible.
01:04:53 Suicide leaves
01:04:55 Don't beat yourself up.
01:04:57 Kyle may have been suffering
01:04:59 And I know that the note
01:05:02 has caused you some
01:05:04 but in many ways
01:05:08 Students are
01:05:10 It's the breakthrough
01:05:11 Who knows how many
01:05:14 I can help because they're
01:05:18 You have to remember
01:05:20 "I love you, Dad."
01:05:24 But what if he didn't
01:05:26 But he did.
01:05:28 Lance, suicide
01:05:32 is a permanent solution
01:05:34 to temporary problems.
01:05:37 And who knows
01:05:39 how many kids we won't lose
01:05:43 Keep your chin up knowing
01:05:44 that Kyle may have not
01:05:50 ♪ In light of all
01:05:54 ♪ I don't believe
01:05:56 ♪ In spite of all
01:05:59 ♪ calling the air
01:06:02 ♪ When the first light
01:06:05 ♪ He will be
01:06:08 ♪ And if I feel like
01:06:11 ♪ He always
01:06:14 ♪ I'm shaking
01:06:16 ♪ As the sun moves
01:06:19 ♪ With an imaginary man ♪
01:06:22 ♪ And we'll make-believe
01:06:28 ♪ I'm shaking
01:06:37 Lance:
01:06:39 Lance, you don't look
01:06:40 Well, I had kind
01:06:42 I did a lot of soul
01:06:44 and I thought about what you said
01:06:47 and the effect
01:06:48 and...
01:06:51 this is Kyle's journal.
01:06:53 I brought it to you to read.
01:06:55 I want you to read it, and if you think
01:06:58 I wanna publish it
01:07:02 - I'll see if I can't give it a look.
01:07:08 Lance:
01:07:11 (sighs)
01:07:14 It's so sad.
01:07:16 Yeah.
01:07:17 I mean, Kyle was such
01:07:20 a strong powerful writer.
01:07:22 So tortured.
01:07:25 Yes, he was.
01:07:29 What are you
01:07:32 I was thinking
01:07:35 What?
01:07:37 "I Am What I Hate."
01:07:41 Oh.
01:07:43 - Really?
01:07:45 I don't like it at all.
01:07:47 Why?
01:07:51 - To me, a better title...
01:07:54 ...would be
01:07:57 - Oh.
01:07:58 Because
01:08:03 But he didn't write
01:08:06 Yeah, but he felt that.
01:08:08 - You're inferring that from him.
01:08:10 Oh.
01:08:12 "I Am What I Hate" doesn't
01:08:17 Give me a kiss. Aw.
01:08:24 - Come here.
01:08:29 ♪ Everybody wants
01:08:34 ♪ You're not the only one ♪
01:08:38 ♪ With all the things that
01:08:41 ♪ Which one of them
01:08:44 ♪ Tomorrow when
01:08:47 ♪ Then you'll show them ♪
01:08:54 ♪ Nobody wants
01:09:00 ♪ You do it on your own ♪
01:09:03 ♪ There's nothing wrong
01:09:05 ♪ Nothing you had
01:09:09 ♪ But all the time
01:09:12 ♪ What is owed to you ♪
01:09:14 ♪ You wanna fight,
01:09:18 ♪ You wanna lie,
01:09:22 ♪ You're the only one
01:09:27 ♪ So you're the only one ♪
01:09:31 ♪ So you're
01:09:43 ♪ Everyone's had
01:09:47 ♪ Keep it to yourself ♪
01:09:51 ♪ There's no need
01:09:54 ♪ Your lies have spoiled
01:09:58 ♪ And all the time
01:10:00 ♪ Won't come back to you ♪
01:10:03 ♪ You wanna fight,
01:10:07 ♪ You wanna lie,
01:10:10 ♪ You're the only one
01:10:14 (inaudible)
01:10:16 ♪ So you're the only one ♪
01:10:19 ♪ So you're
01:10:21 ♪ Everybody wants to be
01:10:25 (moaning)
01:10:27 Everybody loves the book.
01:10:29 Yes, they do.
01:10:31 - You did the right thing.
01:10:34 Fuck me.
01:10:35 - I am.
01:10:40 No no no.
01:10:42 Okay. Okay.
01:10:47 - Like that?
01:10:49 - Okay.
01:10:50 To the left.
01:10:53 Okay.
01:10:55 Yeah.
01:10:57 Don't stop.
01:11:00 - Stop! Stop. Stop.
01:11:02 - Pull my hair.
01:11:04 - Not... not so hard.
01:11:05 Are you ready
01:11:08 Lance: Well, that's the thing.
01:11:10 Kind of an emergency.
01:11:12 - Sorry.
01:11:15 - Can I take a rain check?
01:11:18 Yeah, listen l...
01:11:20 Oh, yeah.
01:11:22 - Okay. See you.
01:11:25 Mike:
01:11:28 Yeah, great.
01:11:29 - Here you go.
01:11:31 You know what line
01:11:33 is when Kyle wrote:
01:11:35 "America is one of the finest
01:11:39 That was brilliant.
01:11:41 He reminds me
01:11:45 Lance, I have
01:11:47 I lured you out here
01:11:49 I need to ask you
01:11:52 Would it be all right with you
01:11:55 the Kyle clayton
01:11:58 But you were gonna put him
01:12:01 Yeah.
01:12:03 Yeah, and I feel
01:12:05 - Oh.
01:12:07 Obviously
01:12:09 He was just bored.
01:12:12 You know, we had him
01:12:14 I just hope to God that our mistake
01:12:18 well, with what happened.
01:12:20 I'm pretty sure it didn't.
01:12:21 Thanks, Lance.
01:12:23 Your saying that
01:12:25 This tribute will be
01:12:28 and it'll help keep
01:12:30 Sure, sir. Wyatt.
01:12:33 Thanks, Lance.
01:12:40 Oh!
01:12:42 Just like my prom night,
01:12:48 No, it's good. It's gonna be
01:12:50 Very tasteful.
01:12:54 - (cell phone ringing)
01:12:56 Hello?
01:13:02 You're kidding me.
01:13:03 Thank you so much.
01:13:05 - Wow.
01:13:08 Pentola... he sent
01:13:11 She loves it. She wants me
01:13:13 She's gonna fly me to L.A.
01:13:14 - What's Dr. Dana?
01:13:18 Well, she's not
01:13:23 I mean, it's a good show,
01:13:25 Women seem to really like it.
01:13:29 (knocking on door)
01:13:37 - Andrew.
01:13:40 Oh, no no.
01:13:42 Yeah, that TV show.
01:13:45 "Dr. Dana."
01:13:49 What's up?
01:13:50 I feel bad.
01:13:51 I wish I knew
01:13:54 You and me both.
01:13:56 You know what's strange
01:13:58 What?
01:14:00 Kyle never talks
01:14:03 fisting, felching
01:14:06 It is a little light on the felching
01:14:09 But I think it's there,
01:14:13 I was his best friend.
01:14:16 He never talked
01:14:19 I wish he did. Maybe he wouldn't
01:14:22 Don't blame yourself,
01:14:24 One thing I know,
01:14:26 Then why didn't he
01:14:28 What do you want me
01:14:29 Maybe it's like
01:14:31 he was super smart.
01:14:33 because he was afraid
01:14:35 But it doesn't make sense.
01:14:37 If he was that smart he would have
01:14:40 Oh, Jesus christ, Andrew.
01:14:43 No wonder
01:14:45 You know one of the last
01:14:48 He said that you're
01:14:51 Have a good time
01:14:53 Kyle's still dead.
01:14:55 Andrew.
01:14:59 Are you almost ready?
01:15:02 Claire: I think you should
01:15:04 I think you should put
01:15:06 I'm not going
01:15:07 Oh. I'm really nervous.
01:15:10 Yeah, you should be.
01:15:11 Mmm. Thanks.
01:15:13 I'm using backward
01:15:15 It's not working.
01:15:18 (knocking on door)
01:15:23 - Hello.
01:15:26 I don't wanna be rude
01:15:28 - and we really should be leaving.
01:15:33 Baby, that was the driver.
01:15:35 - We gotta get going, okay?
01:15:37 Oh, you look gorgeous.
01:15:39 - Does this make my ass look big?
01:15:42 - You can't see your ass.
01:15:44 - I mean...
01:15:47 I'm saying your ass is there,
01:15:50 - I'm changing again.
01:15:54 You know, sweetheart,
01:15:56 I really should get over there
01:15:58 and go over with what
01:16:00 That would
01:16:01 - All right.
01:16:03 - What do you think?
01:16:05 - I really...
01:16:06 I like that dress.
01:16:08 Sometimes people on the way,
01:16:12 - Yeah?
01:16:14 Okay, let's go.
01:16:16 - You look pretty.
01:16:19 Thanks. Which one of you
01:16:22 - I am.
01:16:24 - No, you're gonna do great.
01:16:26 Hi, Lance clayton
01:16:29 - Hi, guys.
01:16:31 Lance, hi. Jerry Klein...
01:16:34 - Mm-hmm.
01:16:36 Follow me. We can go right in.
01:16:38 - You guys hit some traffic, huh?
01:16:40 - Ah, wonderful.
01:16:42 - Hi, claudia. Jerry Klein.
01:16:43 We're not gonna have time
01:16:46 in the greenroom
01:16:48 - so we're gonna do it in makeup.
01:16:49 - And that's this way. Claudia?
01:16:51 Thank you so much for sending
01:16:53 - And also the book.
01:16:55 Is she gonna be holding up
01:16:57 That's a director question.
01:16:59 How do we know
01:17:01 You're gonna be
01:17:04 - (audience applauding)
01:17:06 Okay, yeah. Sure.
01:17:07 I just have a couple of issues
01:17:10 - Lance, do you have questions?
01:17:12 - Look over here, please.
01:17:14 So, Lance, if you should start
01:17:17 - Mm-hmm. Yeah.
01:17:19 - Okay.
01:17:20 Don't be ashamed, okay?
01:17:22 - Yeah.
01:17:23 - Mm-hmm.
01:17:25 - No, look down, please.
01:17:26 - Don't look down. Look up.
01:17:28 - Don't tuck your chin.
01:17:30 And above all,
01:17:32 Lance, hi.
01:17:34 - Look this way, please.
01:17:36 My name is Bert Green.
01:17:38 - Hi, Bert.
01:17:41 My God, it's so moving.
01:17:44 Mm-hmm.
01:17:45 - Oh, thank you.
01:17:47 - No.
01:17:49 the biggest posthumous
01:17:50 since "The Diary
01:17:52 - Really?
01:17:53 You know
01:17:56 Yes.
01:17:58 Look, I'm gonna get out
01:18:00 But if any of this
01:18:01 - give me a call, okay?
01:18:03 Just give me a ring.
01:18:04 Great to meet you.
01:18:07 - Do it.
01:18:10 - Now I'm nervous.
01:18:14 - It's go time, all right?
01:18:16 So again, Lance,
01:18:18 And let's have a great show.
01:18:21 (audience applauding)
01:18:28 My guest today
01:18:32 Lance's 15-year-old son
01:18:36 But from this terrible
01:18:38 arose one of hope.
01:18:41 Here he is to share this powerful
01:18:48 - Thanks so much forjoining us.
01:18:50 We know it takes great
01:18:52 - Thank you.
01:18:55 Now, Lance...
01:18:57 is it all right
01:18:59 Yes, that's my name.
01:19:00 (woman giggles)
01:19:03 One of the most difficult things
01:19:07 Yes. Yes it is.
01:19:10 Tell us about
01:19:21 It's difficult, isn't it?
01:19:22 Yeah.
01:19:25 He was a sweet boy.
01:19:31 Kind.
01:19:37 I'm sorry.
01:19:39 (laughs)
01:19:46 I'm sorry.
01:19:48 But there was
01:19:50 The tragedy is I didn't
01:19:54 how sad he was
01:19:58 - Mmm.
01:20:00 Here's a tissue
01:20:02 Profound.
01:20:06 Indeed.
01:20:07 "You don't know me."
01:20:10 This is so beautifully
01:20:12 I just...
01:20:15 I didn't know... I'm so proud of him.
01:20:18 Yes, this is really
01:20:21 No matter what page
01:20:23 there's something here
01:20:27 - I want to read this.
01:20:29 "Is it more important
01:20:33 or to be thought
01:20:36 I'm so sick
01:20:39 of being found out
01:20:42 a life where I don't trust
01:20:45 including my own."
01:20:49 Wow, that is really deep.
01:20:50 Hard to imagine that it was
01:20:54 - He was an old soul.
01:20:57 You know, I'm not gonna pretend
01:21:01 in the mind of a teenager.
01:21:03 All I'm saying is,
01:21:05 If you're that depressed,
01:21:07 reach out to someone.
01:21:10 And remember, suicide
01:21:13 to temporary problems.
01:21:15 - You want my job?
01:21:19 Again, the book,
01:21:23 And my guest has been
01:21:25 - (audience applauding)
01:21:28 You were so good!
01:21:30 Thanks, doll.
01:21:33 And I'm so glad
01:21:36 It's a great title.
01:21:37 (phone ringing)
01:21:39 Hello?
01:21:40 Lance, hi.
01:21:42 - Hi.
01:21:45 Oh, thanks, Bert.
01:21:47 It was like...
01:21:50 Hey, do you have time
01:21:52 Because there's
01:21:54 who are dying
01:21:57 - to meet with you.
01:22:00 Actually we have
01:22:02 They're dedicating
01:22:05 Good for him.
01:22:08 That's good.
01:22:09 Hey, let's do it soon.
01:22:12 Because this book is hot.
01:22:14 It's like a volcano
01:22:18 Wow. That's a lot of heat.
01:22:20 I'm gonna get a hold
01:22:22 Okay? Bye.
01:22:55 Lance, Lance.
01:22:56 Oh, God.
01:22:58 Oh, your book
01:23:00 - Oh.
01:23:01 This is...
01:23:03 - Hi.
01:23:05 - Carl Klienman from Howard Publishing.
01:23:07 And this is George Kenny,
01:23:10 They love your book
01:23:12 - It's true.
01:23:14 We're not gonna bother
01:23:16 They're gonna have a chance to talk
01:23:19 - Good.
01:23:20 And they also want
01:23:26 - That's amazing.
01:23:28 - Okay.
01:23:36 I'm so proud of you,
01:23:38 Thanks.
01:23:46 Mr. Clayton.
01:23:48 Bruce Hornsby.
01:23:50 We wrote Mr. Hornsby
01:23:52 Hey, man, when I heard
01:23:54 I thought,
01:23:56 All: Aw.
01:23:57 - Thanks.
01:24:09 Girl:
01:24:16 I'd like to dedicate
01:24:19 - Kyle clayton.
01:24:23 (playing piano)
01:24:38 ♪ Another song
01:24:41 ♪ Like the times
01:24:44 ♪ Hiding out
01:24:47 ♪ Under the carnival tent ♪
01:24:52 ♪ I laughed
01:24:54 ♪ It would last
01:24:57 ♪ You don't know
01:25:00 ♪ Till you lose it
01:25:04 ♪ Listen to
01:25:06 ♪ Listen to the music
01:25:10 ♪ Listen to
01:25:13 ♪ Every time
01:25:16 ♪ Listen to
01:25:19 ♪ A sad song
01:25:23 ♪ Listen to
01:25:25 ♪ Down my face
01:25:30 ♪ Listen to the tears
01:25:33 ♪ Down my face
01:25:46 Mr. Clayton,
01:25:50 I want you to know that
01:25:53 I've always felt
01:25:56 My dad
01:26:01 He calls me a loser.
01:26:04 I almost killed myself
01:26:07 until Kyle's note
01:26:11 It saved my life.
01:26:15 I know he's looking
01:26:22 Thanks, Pete.
01:26:27 (applause)
01:26:33 Thank you,
01:26:37 Welcome students,
01:26:40 and guests.
01:26:42 Today
01:26:44 we celebrate Kyle.
01:26:49 Kyle has shown us
01:26:51 how fleeting the time
01:26:53 we spend on this earth
01:26:56 Kyle did not die in vain.
01:26:59 Through his book and through
01:27:06 Today we dedicate
01:27:09 in his spirit...
01:27:11 a tribute to his deep
01:27:14 and to the profound impact
01:27:18 in the brief time we were
01:27:24 And now to accept
01:27:27 I give you his father,
01:27:29 Mr. Lance clayton.
01:27:31 (crowd cheering)
01:28:25 You guys
01:28:27 But that's okay,
01:28:32 I loved him.
01:28:35 He was my son,
01:28:38 but he was also
01:28:45 He wasn't very smart
01:28:49 and he didn't kill
01:28:55 Kyle died accidentally
01:29:03 I made it look like
01:29:05 and I wrote
01:29:13 I also wrote his journal.
01:29:32 Thanks.
01:29:33 You are an asshole.
01:29:37 Yeah.
01:29:39 Lance's voice: I used to think
01:29:41 was to end up all alone.
01:29:43 It's not.
01:29:46 The worst thing in life
01:29:48 who make you feel
01:29:50 ♪ Pressure pushing down
01:29:54 ♪ Pressing down on you,
01:29:58 ♪ Under pressure ♪
01:30:00 ♪ That burns
01:30:03 ♪ Splits a family in two ♪
01:30:05 ♪ Puts people on streets ♪
01:30:08 ♪ Um ba ba be ♪
01:30:12 ♪ De day da,
01:30:15 ♪ It's the terror
01:30:18 ♪ What this world
01:30:20 ♪ Watching some good friends
01:30:24 ♪ Pray tomorrow
01:30:29 ♪ Pressure on people,
01:30:33 ♪ Day day de mm hm ♪
01:30:36 ♪ Da da da ba ba
01:30:43 ♪ chippin' around ♪
01:30:45 ♪ Kick my brains
01:30:47 ♪ These are the days
01:30:51 ♪ Ee do ba be
01:30:55 ♪ Um bo bo be lap ♪
01:30:58 ♪ People on streets,
01:31:02 ♪ People on streets,
01:31:07 ♪ It's the terror of knowing
01:31:10 ♪ Watching some good friends
01:31:15 ♪ Pray tomorrow
01:31:20 ♪ Pressure on people,
01:31:26 ♪ Turned away from it all
01:31:31 ♪ Sat on a fence
01:31:34 ♪ Keep coming up
01:31:37 ♪ But it's so slashed
01:31:39 ♪ Why?
01:31:50 ♪ Love love love
01:31:54 ♪ Insanity laughs
01:31:58 ♪ can't we give ourselves
01:32:02 ♪ Why can't we give love
01:32:06 ♪ Why can't we give love
01:32:11 ♪ Give love give love give love
01:32:14 ♪ 'cause love's
01:32:20 ♪ And love dares you to care ♪
01:32:24 ♪ For the people on the edge
01:32:30 ♪ And love dares
01:32:35 ♪ Of caring about ourselves ♪
01:32:40 ♪ This is our last dance ♪
01:32:48 ♪ This is ourselves ♪
01:32:52 ♪ Under pressure ♪
01:33:01 ♪ Pressure. ♪
01:33:19 I knew you
01:33:27 I liked it.
01:33:28 - Really?
01:33:31 I think
01:33:35 Thanks, Andrew. I will.
01:33:38 Hey, Andrew.
01:33:40 - What are you doing?
01:33:42 Do you want something
01:33:45 I'd like that
01:33:47 I'm vegetarian.
01:33:49 I know.
01:33:55 ♪ Yeah ♪
01:34:09 ♪ I've always been
01:34:14 ♪ Never known
01:34:17 ♪ Got the right of way ♪
01:34:22 ♪ And all of the others
01:34:26 ♪ Now I'm naked ♪
01:34:30 ♪ And I'm in school ♪
01:34:34 ♪ I can't make it ♪
01:34:38 ♪ To the door ♪
01:34:43 ♪ Yeah ♪
01:34:44 ♪ Try to understand ♪
01:34:49 ♪ That an oyster can only
01:34:53 ♪ From a grain of sand ♪
01:34:57 ♪ But from what I don't know
01:35:01 ♪ But I'm trying ♪
01:35:05 ♪ Not to laugh ♪
01:35:09 ♪ Inside I'm dying ♪
01:35:14 - ♪ When we break ♪
01:35:16 - ♪ Apart ♪
01:35:18 - ♪ Then you take ♪
01:35:20 - ♪ Back your heart ♪
01:35:22 ♪ And it aches in the dark ♪
01:35:26 ♪ But it makes ♪
01:35:30 ♪ A tiny spark ♪
01:35:40 ♪ I've always been this way ♪
01:35:45 ♪ Never known
01:35:49 ♪ Got the right of way ♪
01:35:53 ♪ And all of the others
01:35:57 ♪ Now I'm naked ♪
01:36:02 ♪ And I'm in school ♪
01:36:05 ♪ I can't make it ♪
01:36:10 ♪ To the door ♪
01:36:14 ♪ We were lying ♪
01:36:18 ♪ In the grass ♪
01:36:22 ♪ I was trying ♪
01:36:27 ♪ Oh, not to laugh ♪
01:36:31 ♪ I was drowning ♪
01:36:35 ♪ In the past. ♪
01:36:47 ♪ I know the way ♪
01:36:49 ♪ To lose my cares ♪
01:36:52 ♪ When this boy's burdens ♪
01:36:54 ♪ Are too much to bear ♪
01:36:57 ♪ I'm up in a cloud ♪
01:37:00 ♪ Flying in the sky ♪
01:37:02 ♪ I float away ♪
01:37:05 ♪ When I get high
01:37:08 ♪ Folks toss and turn ♪
01:37:10 ♪ And walk the floor ♪
01:37:12 ♪ When that old wolf
01:37:15 ♪ Is outside the door ♪
01:37:18 ♪ I'll roll the reefer ♪
01:37:21 ♪ If wolfy brings the rye ♪
01:37:23 ♪ Let's drink and puff,
01:37:26 ♪ When I get high... ♪
01:37:29 come on, Mr. Wolf,
01:37:32 - (trumpet playing)
01:37:34 Aha. Back off, son,
01:37:38 (puffing)
01:37:41 Ahh. Yeah!
01:37:44 I don't even care
01:37:46 I don't care
01:37:49 ♪ When things are tough ♪
01:37:52 ♪ And I've had enough ♪
01:37:55 ♪ When life gets rough ♪
01:37:57 ♪ I just light up ♪
01:38:00 ♪ Blues can't catch me ♪
01:38:03 ♪ They don't even try ♪
01:38:05 ♪ I just look down
01:38:08 ♪ When I get high
01:38:11 ♪ I get high! ♪
01:38:12 Oh-ho-ho, I must be wearing
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