Wristcutters A Love Story Pizzeria Kamikaze

en
00:04:20 I think she cried at my funeral.
00:04:22 I don't mean to brag about it or anything,
00:04:25 but I'm pretty sure she did.
00:04:29 Sometimes I can picture her talking about me
00:04:33 to some guy she feels really close to.
00:04:35 You're never going
00:04:38 How they lowered me
00:04:40 all pathetic and shriveled up,
00:04:41 like a melted chocolate bar
00:04:44 About how we never
00:04:48 Then the guy fucks her real nice...
00:04:52 a fuck that's all about
00:05:20 Soon after I killed myself,
00:05:22 I found a job here at Kamikaze Pizza.
00:05:25 It's not a great job, but it'll do for a while.
00:05:32 The manager was cool enough
00:05:34 to hook me up with a place to live, too,
00:05:36 with this Austrian guy named Erik.
00:05:40 You did it again, Zia.
00:05:42 Did what?
00:05:43 Don't play dumb. You promised.
00:05:46 If you're going to live in this apartment,
00:05:48 you have to sit while you piss.
00:05:50 That. I'm sorry. I forgot.
00:05:52 How in the world you forget
00:05:56 Sit, sit, sit.
00:06:09 Who could think
00:06:12 Everything's the same here.
00:06:24 I've thought about suicide again,
00:06:26 but I haven't tried it.
00:06:28 I didn't want to end up
00:06:36 Yeah, I was missing Desiree.
00:06:40 I even had a feeling
00:06:44 just made me miss her
00:06:46 But... who knows?
00:06:49 Maybe you just need a drink.
00:07:09 Hi.
00:07:11 Listen, my friend Rachel and I,
00:07:14 where we try to figure out
00:07:16 We were just guessing about you.
00:07:19 How'd you do it?
00:07:29 Three points for me!
00:07:30 That's an extremely rude question to ask.
00:07:34 Precisely.
00:07:36 That's what the game's all about.
00:07:38 I see. What about you?
00:07:42 Me?
00:07:58 No, no, no, no, no.
00:08:00 He can't stop burping.
00:08:03 No, I'm telling you,
00:08:05 It's got to be gas.
00:08:07 Go over and ask him.
00:08:13 No. I don't know about this one.
00:08:14 - He seems ill-humored.
00:08:17 Why don't you try it with me?
00:08:27 Do you know this guy?
00:08:29 I'll bet you girls a beer you won't guess.
00:08:32 Tania, look who's here.
00:08:36 We'll be right back.
00:08:37 Right back.
00:08:40 I will tell you something.
00:08:41 Whenever a chick says
00:08:44 write them off, man.
00:08:46 They always end up leaving
00:08:54 So what was it?
00:08:57 What was what?
00:08:59 How did you, uh,
00:09:02 Oh, that.
00:09:05 Let me go, lovely
00:09:08 Let me go
00:09:13 You guys suck!
00:09:15 Suck big time!
00:09:16 Get off the stage!
00:09:18 Fuck it all!
00:09:20 Jesus! Go home, man!
00:09:22 Boo!
00:09:28 You offed with the guitar?
00:09:30 Sure, I did.
00:09:31 On stage, man.
00:09:33 It was wild.
00:09:34 Iggy Pop almost came to see that gig.
00:10:12 No way.
00:10:13 It's true.
00:10:15 I live with my parents
00:10:19 You're fucking with me.
00:10:21 I'm not fucking with you.
00:10:24 I've never heard of
00:10:27 Mom...
00:10:29 offed because she was
00:10:37 And my father, he just didn't feel
00:10:43 But what really did it for him
00:10:48 And your kid brother?
00:10:50 - Kostya?
00:10:52 I guess he had it in his genes, man.
00:10:59 That's the craziest thing
00:11:02 When, uh, Kostya came here,
00:11:05 my father...
00:11:09 if you dropped 10-pound
00:11:12 Hugged kid, though,
00:11:15 Wow.
00:11:18 We have to kill those germs.
00:11:20 - For borscht...
00:11:22 How much you eat,
00:11:24 My grandpa, before
00:11:27 he'd feed them a free meal.
00:11:29 - Those who ate the most...
00:11:31 ...that's the ones
00:11:33 Those were the best workers.
00:11:35 Are you trying
00:11:38 How about
00:11:40 Kostya, no.
00:11:42 You know, Zia, dishwashing was Eugene's
00:11:45 No way.
00:11:46 I did a lot of shit.
00:11:48 Last job I had before I offed
00:11:51 I thought it was the band thing.
00:11:54 I had to eat, too.
00:11:56 You know, I wish
00:11:59 You see, Zia, all of us,
00:12:02 First in Russia,
00:12:06 When lvan and I came here and left our boys
00:12:10 Mom, that's all over now.
00:12:12 Yeah.
00:12:13 Where are you from, Zia?
00:12:15 Uh, New Jersey.
00:12:17 Oh. What about your parents?
00:12:19 Uh, it's... it's a long story.
00:12:21 It's not... Basically, at the end,
00:12:23 - I hadn't talk to them in a while.
00:12:25 They hadn't talked to each other.
00:12:27 It is, yeah.
00:12:28 Nyet.
00:12:30 Not every family is lucky like we are.
00:12:32 That's true.
00:12:33 But all of us being together...
00:12:45 You know,
00:12:47 I'd be here a long time ago
00:12:49 Yeah? How come?
00:12:51 I was 10.
00:12:52 We had these soccer finals.
00:12:54 I was the goalie for my school.
00:12:57 Eugene!
00:13:01 Don't you hear I'm jamming?
00:13:03 How is it possible
00:13:06 We didn't deserve to!
00:13:10 The ball just wouldn't get in!
00:13:14 And they won it in the finals!
00:13:17 So what's the point of living
00:13:19 when life is so unfair
00:13:22 I'm just telling you this because you're
00:13:25 If you don't give me one
00:13:28 and tell me what's the meaning of life,
00:13:31 I'm gonna do this.
00:13:34 Step down from the table.
00:13:38 No. First tell me.
00:13:40 Step down from the table,
00:14:06 He just smacked you?
00:14:07 Yeah.
00:14:10 I don't exactly know what he was trying
00:14:13 but it worked fine
00:14:21 You know, when I see
00:14:23 it kind of makes me
00:14:25 even though most of the time
00:14:37 You know...
00:14:41 why didn't we move in together earlier?
00:14:43 'Cause we didn't know
00:14:46 Yeah.
00:14:55 Oh, God, I love those things.
00:14:57 These what? These?
00:15:08 Who? Ophelia?
00:15:10 Desiree.
00:15:11 Whatever. An ex-girlfriend from an ex-life.
00:15:15 Listen, tonight when we go out,
00:15:19 No, no, no. Eugene, I'm not going out
00:15:23 - What?
00:15:25 So what are you going to do?
00:15:28 I don't know. Maybe.
00:15:30 As if anything would make you happy.
00:15:34 I love you.
00:15:36 - I love you.
00:15:44 Did you finish my cottage cheese?
00:15:48 Zia, did you finish my cottage cheese?
00:15:51 Calm down, Erik. I'll buy you
00:15:54 No. That's not the point.
00:15:56 I was planning on having some right now.
00:15:59 Don't you have a plan B
00:16:02 Zia, you do it all the time!
00:16:04 All right! All right!
00:16:07 I'll go get some more
00:16:17 Zia?
00:16:19 I was hoping we'd run into
00:16:21 Brian, what are you doing here?
00:16:24 Same as everyone else.
00:16:27 Only it's got a little something to do with you.
00:16:29 Oh, yeah?
00:16:31 Did you come all the way here
00:16:34 Ha ha. You were always a million laughs.
00:16:36 But, no, that's not it.
00:16:37 You know how people say that
00:16:40 Well, there's something to that.
00:16:43 Hey, is this cheese any good?
00:16:45 Uh, my roommate likes it.
00:16:48 You know, when people start
00:16:50 you start asking yourself,
00:16:52 You know?
00:16:55 Then it hit me like a mallet.
00:16:57 I don't have the answers.
00:17:00 But I think it was Desiree's suicide
00:17:03 - D-Desiree's what?
00:17:06 She offed herself about a month after you.
00:17:08 - No.
00:17:10 What about the 200 you owe me?
00:17:19 So I'm saying I got a pretty good idea
00:17:21 she's not in the city.
00:17:24 Call it, you know, intuition or whatever.
00:17:26 Listen, man, worst-case scenario,
00:17:29 Who, we?
00:17:31 All right.
00:17:33 Let me put it this way.
00:17:35 Since you got here,
00:17:39 - Why?
00:17:44 Actually laid?
00:17:45 Yes.
00:17:47 - None, I think.
00:17:49 None. But what's that got
00:17:51 Plenty. 'Cause your sperm count is so high,
00:17:54 you think you're having
00:17:56 like nobody in the whole
00:17:58 Eugene.
00:17:59 Sperm count too high?
00:18:02 Listen, man, just let me borrow the car.
00:18:04 You don't have to do anything else.
00:18:05 Don't... Don't get so touchy
00:18:07 All I said is not good enough reason
00:18:10 Listen, you know what?
00:18:12 I got another reason for you to go.
00:18:15 Give it a shot.
00:18:17 You got anything better to do?
00:18:35 I mean, what's the big deal?
00:18:37 It's just the headlights, right?
00:18:38 You wouldn't
00:18:39 I've tried to have it fixed.
00:18:41 You're telling me this now?
00:18:42 I mean, this means we can't
00:18:45 We'll stop somewhere
00:18:47 We'll just get them fixed.
00:18:50 If you insist.
00:18:51 But I'll bet you a beer it can't be fixed.
00:18:56 Let's get some music, man.
00:18:59 What is this? These work, right?
00:19:01 - Oh, shit.
00:19:03 Anything that goes underneath that seat,
00:19:06 Is there a hole or something?
00:19:08 Yeah.
00:19:10 No. It's, uh...
00:19:12 Kind of.
00:19:14 It's more like... I guess you'd say black hole
00:19:16 or a... a... a Bermuda Triangle.
00:19:20 You know, things just
00:19:31 That's not very good.
00:19:32 What is it?
00:19:34 - It's my old band.
00:19:36 I had it in my pocket when I offed.
00:19:41 Take that for a sec.
00:19:48 Oh, man, that's worse
00:19:50 What are you talking about? I like it.
00:19:52 - Yeah?
00:19:54 It's not bad at all.
00:20:19 Mike's Car Shop.
00:20:21 Perfect timing, huh?
00:20:23 I'll bet you a beer they can't fix it.
00:20:25 You're on, man.
00:20:33 Uh, okay.
00:20:35 Um, uh, it's broken.
00:20:38 And so I don't... I don't...
00:20:40 I'm not sure what it is that's wrong.
00:20:43 But Mike is my... is my boss,
00:20:48 We're gonna get it fixed.
00:20:50 Okay? Okay?
00:20:58 Hey, see that car?
00:21:00 It's been cruising back and forth
00:21:03 I saw it five times already.
00:21:06 It's a taxicab, Eugene.
00:21:08 Think, man.
00:21:10 Who the fuck would need taxi here?
00:21:13 I don't... I don't know.
00:21:16 Look at the driver.
00:21:18 - Why?
00:21:20 You've never seen
00:21:23 Oh, sure, I did.
00:21:25 But not since I offed.
00:21:28 Connect the dots.
00:21:30 Arabs, suicides.
00:21:32 Doesn't that freak you out
00:21:35 No, man. You sound
00:21:37 Homeland Security agent.
00:21:40 I mean, you forget where we are.
00:21:42 He's dead already.
00:21:43 We're dead.
00:21:44 He's not gonna try anything.
00:21:47 We're all immigrants now, man.
00:21:49 Then why is he looking
00:21:53 'Cause you're staring at him
00:21:56 Quit looking at him. He'll go away.
00:22:00 Oh, shoot.
00:22:01 It looks like we're staying here tonight.
00:22:04 Hey, boy, how you doin'? You're pretty.
00:22:07 Hey, Jimmy, why don't you
00:22:10 Let's hear this beauty moan.
00:22:13 Well... Moan?
00:22:18 The headlights.
00:22:25 Oh, you need a...
00:22:27 You need an exhaust system,
00:22:32 Oh, what a bitch
00:22:35 No, no, no, no. No, no.
00:22:37 We just want to fix the headlights.
00:22:47 Honey, are you home?
00:22:50 Honey?
00:23:00 He hasn't slept a wink
00:23:06 We'll fix your headlights by tomorrow.
00:23:09 - Get them fixed by tomorrow.
00:23:11 Yeah. Tomorrow.
00:23:48 Fucking shift stick.
00:23:50 This is the last time I sleep in the car.
00:23:52 Yeah.
00:23:54 Where are my shades?
00:23:58 I dr... I dropped them.
00:24:01 Man, I told you to be
00:24:04 - I know, I know.
00:24:06 I was, Eugene. It's... It's so bright.
00:24:09 I didn't mean to drop them
00:24:11 I gotta... I gotta piss, man.
00:24:14 Aah! God damn!
00:24:17 What the hell?
00:24:21 Morning, boys.
00:24:24 Nothing like a good
00:24:27 These headlights
00:24:29 But you give me a day or two,
00:24:31 I'll have it fixed up
00:24:34 That's how Mike does it.
00:24:36 Once and all and for... forever.
00:24:39 Wait. Look at this,
00:24:43 Looks like you owe me
00:24:50 I told you, man. No one can fix
00:25:01 You asleep?
00:25:02 Yeah, man, I'm asleep.
00:25:05 You're missing a lot of beautiful shit.
00:25:14 Can't believe you lost my shades.
00:25:27 Holy shit.
00:25:34 Oh, geez!
00:25:36 What the... Wait. What... Oh...
00:25:38 Eugene, what?
00:25:41 What?
00:25:45 Afternoon, lady.
00:25:47 Where you guys going?
00:25:49 East-ish.
00:25:51 East-ish?
00:25:56 You guys don't have any clue
00:25:58 Well, you haven't been here very long, right?
00:26:00 Why's that?
00:26:02 'Cause if anybody here had a clue,
00:26:07 True.
00:26:09 I am pretty new.
00:26:12 Actually, I've been hitchhiking
00:26:16 How come?
00:26:18 Because I'm looking
00:26:20 - People in charge?
00:26:22 Just where do you think you are?
00:26:26 Some kind of country club
00:26:28 where you can just walk
00:26:31 Tell me, please,
00:26:34 did you ever try to go looking for God?
00:26:37 No. But I really didn't have
00:26:39 And what reason do you have now?
00:26:41 I mean, you know,
00:26:44 You, uh, changed your mind?
00:26:47 Because, you know, if that's the case,
00:26:49 and you're just waiting
00:26:50 - Eugene, Eugene, Eugene.
00:26:52 What's your name?
00:26:54 Mikal.
00:26:55 - What's your name?
00:26:57 - Eugene.
00:26:59 - Nice to meet you.
00:27:02 So you're trying to leave?
00:27:04 You don't like it here?
00:27:05 Are you joking?
00:27:08 Do you guys like it here?
00:27:12 Who the hell likes being stuck in a place
00:27:16 It's hot as balls. Everybody's an asshole.
00:27:19 I just want to go home.
00:27:31 - I don't know.
00:27:33 Yeah, better than sleeping
00:27:35 All right.
00:27:37 I'll go get the cashier.
00:27:42 I like that it has a window right here.
00:27:45 It's nice.
00:27:49 You want to try it out?
00:27:52 What do you mean?
00:27:54 You know what I mean.
00:27:56 I think I'm gonna go
00:28:33 I wonder if people who die normally
00:28:36 I really miss the stars.
00:28:40 You get used to it.
00:28:43 I don't want to get used to it.
00:28:47 This guy who gave me
00:28:50 he said that he actually heard rumors
00:28:52 Um, apparently they wear
00:28:54 That's a crock of shit... white outfits.
00:28:57 He was just trying to get into your pants.
00:29:00 No, he wasn't.
00:29:02 He said he thought I had a really good case.
00:29:04 Oh, and what makes
00:29:07 if you don't mind me asking?
00:29:09 That I got here by mistake.
00:29:12 Well, we all got here by some mistake
00:29:16 And believe me,
00:29:18 at finding your folks in white
00:29:23 You don't know that.
00:29:24 No, you don't. I bet he'll find her.
00:29:27 Yeah. Besides, I got a hunch
00:29:32 Wherever she is,
00:29:34 I bet she found someone by now.
00:29:37 Probably some black guy
00:29:41 It wouldn't matter, Eugene.
00:29:55 You know, I was thinking.
00:29:57 Yeah?
00:30:00 If you were to ever cheat on me...
00:30:05 make sure you do it
00:30:08 What are you...
00:30:11 I'm not gonna cheat on you.
00:30:13 I know, baby.
00:30:54 Hey, Eugene, do you mind if I drive?
00:30:58 I'll get us there in half the time.
00:30:59 Get us where?
00:31:03 Over there.
00:31:07 Oh, there.
00:31:09 All right, then.
00:31:16 I'm not sitting in the back.
00:31:18 Why not?
00:31:20 'Cause everybody knows
00:31:24 - What?
00:31:26 If the guy in the back seat
00:31:28 he wouldn't be back there
00:31:32 Well, l... I mean, I got a cock, man.
00:31:35 So how can... I'm not...
00:31:36 Mik, do you have a cock?
00:31:39 Yeah, I have a cock.
00:31:40 A big fat one.
00:32:02 I'm looking for the people in charge
00:32:04 because I'm here by mistake.
00:32:05 I'm not supposed to be here.
00:32:06 I've been looking for a while.
00:32:09 I'm looking for a girl named Desiree.
00:32:12 Short blonde hair,
00:32:14 I'm not sure what you're
00:32:17 - Well, that's very...
00:32:19 We're looking for the people in charge
00:32:21 because I've only been
00:32:22 and I got here by mistake.
00:32:24 Did I show you...
00:32:26 Thanks, "Ociffer," but we...
00:32:28 The people in charge.
00:32:29 - Nyet, Mom.
00:32:31 About this tall.
00:32:33 Her name's Desiree. She's really pretty.
00:32:55 When there's a trap
00:32:57 Set up for you
00:32:59 In every corner of your room
00:33:05 And so
00:33:07 The only way to go
00:33:09 Is
00:33:11 Through the roof
00:33:18 Through the roof
00:33:21 Underground
00:33:28 Through the roof
00:33:31 Underground
00:33:34 And as we crossing border after border
00:33:39 We realize the differences now
00:33:44 It's underdogs who
00:33:46 And if you want it, too
00:33:48 You'll always have to make your own fun
00:33:56 Hey, man, you need
00:33:58 # The local cultures
00:34:03 # The product growers
00:34:06 Man, are you doing that
00:34:09 No. No. It's... It's not my fault.
00:34:11 I just wanted you to clean those off.
00:34:12 - I know. I was cleaning.
00:34:14 You want to see if my hat
00:34:16 No, I'm not gonna
00:34:18 Guys, guys, guys, guys!
00:34:19 Here's my tobacco.
00:34:21 Guys, guys, please stop bickering.
00:34:24 Please?
00:34:26 Eugene, there's a diner right there.
00:34:28 Good. Perf... Perfect timing.
00:34:30 And you, don't touch my stuff no more.
00:34:32 - You handed me the shades, man.
00:34:40 Yes, Mama.
00:34:42 Didn't he already talk
00:34:46 Yeah, but, supposedly,
00:34:52 I don't think that's normal anywhere.
00:34:54 Yeah, I know.
00:34:56 I'm gonna go get some smokes.
00:35:08 Next time you grab my ass,
00:35:10 I'm going to tell your mom, asshole, okay?
00:35:13 Okay?
00:35:39 All I'm saying is neither of us
00:35:45 I don't know about that.
00:35:47 The other night, uh, she said
00:35:50 Cute?
00:35:52 That's what they say about a puppy.
00:35:55 The only thing worse
00:35:58 In plain English it means
00:36:01 but don't even think
00:36:04 Yeah, well, you might be right about that.
00:36:06 Of course I'm right.
00:36:09 I mean, look.
00:36:10 Look at what we're losing out on
00:36:16 Yeah, I don't know.
00:36:18 The whole "people in charge" thing
00:36:20 See? That's what I'm talking about.
00:36:29 Shoot.
00:36:30 Look, fuck her, man.
00:36:33 Okay? That's what I'm talking about.
00:36:35 She's eavesdropping
00:37:29 Where'd you get those shades?
00:37:32 What shades?
00:37:37 Mikal bought us shades, man.
00:37:48 Sweet of her.
00:37:50 But it is good to be on our own, you know?
00:37:55 Eugene, you know, I love you, man,
00:37:57 but you can be an asshole.
00:37:59 What do you care?
00:38:02 We're looking for Irene, right?
00:38:04 Yeah, we're looking for Irene.
00:38:06 All right. Then let's look for Irene.
00:38:36 Okay, just calm down.
00:38:38 If you just comply,
00:38:40 On what charges?
00:38:42 Breaking that sign is
00:38:44 That's absolutely retarded.
00:38:46 - You're handcuffing me, too?
00:38:47 Are you serious?
00:38:48 Yes, I'm placing you under arrest.
00:38:51 I was just trying to make this place
00:38:53 a little bit less depressing.
00:38:54 What's the big deal with that?
00:38:56 You don't even need to be doing this.
00:38:58 - No. Wait, Officer.
00:39:00 That's my sister. What's going on?
00:39:02 Your sister?
00:39:03 Yeah, yeah. What's going on?
00:39:05 I'm afraid your sister's been arrested.
00:39:08 Arrested?
00:39:09 Wait. Can I talk to you for a minute?
00:39:13 What have you got to say?
00:39:16 l... I mean, she's only
00:39:19 - You know, how long you been here?
00:39:22 First of all, she just got here.
00:39:29 Well, you remember what it's like
00:39:32 I mean, the no-smiling thing's
00:39:35 Nobody's got any good humor
00:40:09 Well, I can turn
00:40:11 Yeah?
00:40:13 Ma'am, you better watch your behavior.
00:40:16 You bet, Officer.
00:40:23 You didn't have to do that.
00:40:30 Thank you.
00:40:40 What are you... You gonna...
00:40:45 Can we still give you a ride?
00:40:47 No, thanks. I think I'm headed
00:40:51 Listen, l...
00:40:53 I'm sorry about all that back there.
00:40:56 It's...
00:40:58 We didn't mean that.
00:41:01 That's okay.
00:41:02 Doesn't matter.
00:41:07 I just want to...
00:41:08 We don't...
00:41:09 You know what?
00:41:11 for me to get a ride
00:41:18 Yeah. Probably right.
00:41:22 I hope you find what you're looking for.
00:41:24 Thank you.
00:41:25 I really do.
00:41:41 - Where were you, man?
00:41:44 Who?
00:41:45 Mikal. She's right back there.
00:41:49 What the fuck was that?
00:41:51 Oh, man. You didn't
00:41:54 You deal with this guy. I'm not into it.
00:41:57 What?
00:41:59 I'm sorry again.
00:42:00 Oh, it happens all the time.
00:42:04 At least twice a week.
00:42:06 - Really?
00:42:09 All these are already filled out.
00:42:16 Right here.
00:42:22 What's this here about, uh,
00:42:25 "What were you thinking
00:42:29 Exactly that.
00:42:52 Here I am again, buried in debt.
00:42:54 If pulling the trigger
00:42:57 what the hell will?
00:43:01 I was wondering if I
00:43:20 But the problem with you
00:43:23 - to talk shit about me when I'm not there.
00:43:25 You were kidding?
00:43:27 No, I didn't.
00:43:29 - That's what I'm talking about.
00:43:31 - Look, I found...
00:43:33 - Look at this.
00:43:35 It's her phone number. It's Desiree.
00:43:36 It's her phone number, her address,
00:43:38 I spaced out because the man at pump 3
00:43:43 Where is he?
00:43:45 He feels so close.
00:43:47 I knew she was close, man.
00:43:50 All right. What do you want to do?
00:43:53 No, let's go over there.
00:43:55 That guy said it's
00:43:57 Let's go, man. Let's go!
00:44:00 You should buy her
00:44:04 Flowers would be nice, but l... l...
00:44:07 did you see the flowers in there?
00:44:09 Yeah.
00:00:05 - Yeah. Desiree has some taste.
00:00:08 What other color could someone
00:00:57 Oh, holy shit.
00:01:00 Yeah, it doesn't look good.
00:01:14 What happened?
00:01:16 She moved.
00:01:18 Where?
00:01:21 He doesn't know.
00:01:26 Any forward address?
00:01:32 Sorry, Zia.
00:01:37 At least we know we're
00:01:40 Yeah.
00:01:42 You deserve a drink, man.
00:02:29 He's sleeping.
00:02:31 Fucker's always sleeping in the car.
00:02:35 What's this button do?
00:02:36 That doesn't work.
00:02:39 That doesn't...
00:02:42 Christ, are you seeing
00:02:53 In-fucking-credible!
00:02:56 What?
00:02:58 Look! Look! Look!
00:03:00 You're a genius.
00:03:02 Oh, it's the headlights...
00:03:06 Okay, Eugene. Take it easy.
00:03:09 It's just the headlights, man.
00:03:10 It's great, but it's...
00:03:16 Oh, that is beautiful.
00:03:19 Do it again, Eugene.
00:03:22 Yeah?
00:03:25 Beautiful.
00:03:29 Eugene, watch out!
00:03:41 What happened? Fuck.
00:03:44 Oh, my God.
00:03:48 You all right, Eugene?
00:03:50 Yeah, I'm fine, man.
00:03:51 Yeah?
00:03:52 Oh, my God.
00:03:55 What the...
00:03:56 Hey. Hey. Hey.
00:03:59 Maybe he's sleeping.
00:04:03 Be careful.
00:04:04 Hey.
00:04:06 Hey, man.
00:04:11 You on drugs or something?
00:04:24 Jesus.
00:04:26 I must've dozed off.
00:04:29 I think I slept on my ear wrong.
00:04:31 Do I look asymmetrical to you at all?
00:04:35 Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm Raife Kneller.
00:04:40 Um... don't call me Raife.
00:04:45 My mom used to call me Raife, and l...
00:04:47 Don't get me started on it.
00:04:50 I lost my dog,
00:04:55 You haven't seen a dog.
00:04:58 You'd look for him
00:05:01 Well, I had to take a break.
00:05:03 I mean, it's emotional work.
00:05:05 Emotio... In the middle
00:05:07 Don't you think that's
00:05:09 Hey, look, it's too late, really,
00:05:15 You know, I, uh...
00:05:16 Why don't we go to my place?
00:05:24 Nothing really is for rent here.
00:05:27 I mean, it was at one time.
00:05:29 I rented the place
00:05:34 The other thing is
00:05:38 It's just a joke a friend of mine
00:05:42 I really don't think it's funny.
00:05:45 I don't. Actually...
00:05:54 Guys. Eugene, Mik, look at that.
00:05:56 What?
00:06:01 That guy was just floating in the air.
00:06:07 Floating?
00:06:08 He was. He was...
00:06:09 I wouldn't pay any attention to it.
00:06:11 It happens all the time around here.
00:06:13 What happens? Miracles?
00:06:15 Yeah, people floating in the air,
00:06:19 like, uh, people turning
00:06:24 or changing the color
00:06:29 Fixing the headlights, maybe?
00:06:30 What do you mean,
00:06:33 His headlights have
00:06:36 and she fixed them not far from here
00:06:39 Oh. Yeah, something
00:06:44 Is that another one of your miracles?
00:06:46 No, that's Nanuk. She's a mute.
00:06:50 She does this throat singing.
00:06:53 She's hilarious. I'll be right back.
00:06:58 Nanuk, we... we have new guests.
00:07:01 That guy was 3 feet off the ground.
00:07:05 Fresh sheets, coffee, and all that.
00:07:08 People, Nanuk.
00:07:10 Nanuk will look after you.
00:07:12 I got some business.
00:07:14 Hey, make sure you
00:07:20 All right, Nanuk.
00:07:21 I guess you take care of us.
00:07:34 Once upon a time,
00:07:38 and a straight tree,
00:07:39 and they grew next to each other.
00:07:44 And every day the...
00:07:48 straight tree would look
00:07:50 He would say, "You're crooked.
00:07:52 "You've always been crooked,
00:07:54 "and you'll continue to be crooked.
00:07:57 But look at me. Look at me,"
00:08:00 He said, "I'm tall and I'm straight."
00:08:05 And then one day,
00:08:09 and looked around.
00:08:13 And the manager in charge said,
00:08:15 "Cut all the straight trees."
00:08:18 And that crooked tree
00:08:22 growing strong and growing strange.
00:08:41 Just forget about the miracles, Zia.
00:08:44 They don't mean a thing.
00:08:46 Everybody in camp
00:08:49 Hey, give yourself a break, man.
00:08:52 I'm dying to do one.
00:08:54 Just a small one, even if it's stupid.
00:08:58 Here's the deal.
00:09:00 As long as you want it so bad,
00:09:03 The only way it's gonna work
00:09:09 Here you go, girl.
00:09:11 Drink up, my man.
00:09:13 You know what I'm saying?
00:09:14 I don't know. I guess.
00:09:16 I don't know.
00:09:18 It will. It will.
00:09:24 Hey, Kneller, do you mind
00:09:27 'Cause we're out of logs.
00:09:28 Sure. You look great in that.
00:09:31 I know. I like it.
00:09:35 Zia, you wanna go for a ride?
00:09:38 Yeah.
00:09:40 Are you gonna be all right, Kneller?
00:09:41 Go ahead.
00:10:01 It's nice here, right?
00:10:03 Yeah.
00:10:08 You ever miss the things
00:10:15 No, I don't really remember much.
00:10:17 I think the only thing
00:10:20 Now that she's here,
00:10:26 I miss everything.
00:10:27 I miss my friends, I miss my dog,
00:10:30 I miss my family, my house, everything.
00:10:35 I even miss the things I hated at this point.
00:10:39 I don't know.
00:10:41 It's weird. I had this dream the other night
00:10:42 that I woke up in the hospital
00:10:50 And while I was there, I just...
00:10:53 I just kind of missed this.
00:11:07 He's teaching her
00:11:10 He's teaching her how to open
00:11:12 She doesn't even drink. Let me see.
00:11:15 You see?
00:11:16 Yeah. Yeah.
00:11:18 He was trying to teach her
00:11:20 the famous basketball players names
00:11:22 and their positions and everything.
00:11:24 She had no clue what he was saying.
00:11:26 The secret is that
00:11:30 to pick up on his character.
00:11:32 - And half her family offed just like his.
00:11:36 She doesn't live with him, though.
00:11:40 Holy shit. He caught a fish.
00:11:45 - Oh, my God, he's doing it.
00:11:46 He's changing the color of the fish.
00:11:48 With his bare hand,
00:11:50 and he changed the color.
00:11:51 Oh, Zia, when are you gonna
00:11:55 with those silly little miracles?
00:12:00 I don't know.
00:12:01 When you stop being obsessed
00:12:05 That is not the same.
00:12:08 Yeah, right, you know,
00:12:10 because you're here
00:12:12 I'm sorry, I guess I just...
00:12:13 I don't see how
00:12:15 You know what, listen, you little jerk.
00:12:17 I never killed myself.
00:12:20 I just OD'd.
00:13:02 All right, go.
00:13:07 Zia, what are you waiting for?
00:13:09 Come on, man.
00:13:11 Zia, hurry.
00:13:12 Ow! Shit.
00:13:13 - Hey, Zia!
00:13:16 Float on up.
00:13:17 Come on, we gotta go.
00:13:19 Float on up.
00:13:20 Float?
00:13:21 Come on, man.
00:13:23 I can't.
00:13:25 You gonna spend the rest
00:13:27 No, but what if l...
00:13:28 They're gonna be here in a second.
00:13:32 No, no, no. Wait! Wait for me!
00:13:38 Mom? Dad? What are
00:13:41 Where have you been all this time?
00:13:42 Why haven't you called us?
00:14:12 You're awake?
00:14:15 I've been thinking.
00:14:19 If I'm gonna find the people in charge,
00:14:20 I have to keep looking.
00:14:22 I'm not gonna find them here.
00:14:26 You know?
00:14:27 Yeah, I think you're right.
00:14:30 I think if I'm gonna find Desiree,
00:14:32 I'm gonna have to start
00:14:39 We can't wait for Eugene forever.
00:14:42 Yeah, I know.
00:14:51 Mom?
00:15:22 I found him! I found him!
00:15:25 I found Kneller's dog!
00:15:27 I found Freddy!
00:15:29 Yan, what happened to you?
00:15:34 Messiah King lives
00:15:38 and he's holding Kneller's dog captive.
00:15:41 What?
00:15:42 And so many people are there,
00:15:43 like, hundreds to witness the miracle
00:15:47 Freddy's performing miracles?
00:15:49 No. Messiah.
00:15:51 But not like our miracles.
00:15:55 Here. You're bleeding.
00:16:00 Well, what about Freddy?
00:16:02 How's Freddy?
00:16:05 Yan, is Freddy okay?
00:16:13 Freddy's fine.
00:16:14 They feed him T-bone steak,
00:16:18 Freddy's been brainwashed.
00:16:19 We're driving over there right now.
00:16:22 I only know how to get there on foot.
00:16:23 How far is it?
00:16:25 I'm not sure. I got lost on the way,
00:16:29 All right, first thing in the morning.
00:16:31 Hey, do you guys mind
00:16:33 Why? You guys are dying to see miracle
00:16:37 Yeah, I wanna go.
00:16:39 T-bone?
00:16:41 16 ounce, thick cut.
00:16:44 Damn.
00:16:55 Uh, Yan, you sure
00:16:58 We've been six hours or so.
00:17:00 Yes. We should be there soon.
00:17:03 I think.
00:17:09 I don't know what happened.
00:17:13 I was sure we'd find it before dark.
00:17:22 Actually, I think it's a good sign.
00:17:27 I mean, you got lost last time, right?
00:17:30 Yeah. You're right.
00:17:33 That's a really good sign.
00:17:44 I hope we at least find
00:17:47 Yeah, that'd be nice.
00:17:50 I mean, I have no clue where we are.
00:17:54 We've been hiking for,
00:17:56 I mean, I don't really know
00:18:00 What?
00:18:03 - Shh!
00:18:04 Listen. Listen. Listen.
00:18:07 Do you hear that?
00:18:09 Yeah, but...
00:18:11 it sounds like a...
00:18:17 Holy shit.
00:18:25 Let's go.
00:18:29 How come no one in camp
00:18:32 Maybe they don't know.
00:18:34 Maybe we're the only ones who know.
00:18:40 Hi.
00:18:41 Hi.
00:18:48 You remember the other day
00:18:50 about missing things
00:18:55 how you wanted to go back
00:18:56 and I told you I didn't miss anything?
00:18:59 Yeah.
00:19:00 Well...
00:19:04 when I'm here...
00:19:10 with you, I kind of miss myself
00:19:13 the way I used to be.
00:19:15 What were you like?
00:19:18 I was... I was happy at a time.
00:19:21 Obviously before I came here, but...
00:19:26 Yeah.
00:19:27 ...something about
00:19:31 reminds me of that.
00:19:33 It's just, I don't know,
00:19:36 that you can feel that
00:19:41 We're all... We're all dead.
00:19:47 You know what?
00:19:48 Most the people that I knew before I got here
00:19:51 were either half dead
00:19:55 You know, completely dead.
00:19:57 And you're doing pretty good, Zia.
00:20:01 You think so?
00:20:03 Yeah, definitely.
00:20:45 Freaking out.
00:20:50 Fuck. Mik, get up.
00:20:52 Oh, my God. Oh, God.
00:20:58 There they are.
00:21:00 I've just been worried sick about you.
00:21:02 Careful. Careful. Don't step on it.
00:21:04 Put your shoes on.
00:21:05 I hope you didn't sleep here.
00:21:08 Well, yeah.
00:21:10 This is where intravenous drug users
00:21:15 It was too revolting for them.
00:21:17 Can we get the hell out of here?
00:21:19 Yeah. Careful.
00:21:21 I hope Yan doesn't get lost.
00:21:26 Yan's already lost.
00:21:28 Shit.
00:21:29 Yan!
00:21:40 We're never gonna
00:21:44 I found it! I found it!
00:21:47 Where?
00:21:48 Right over the hill. It's real close.
00:21:50 Come on, there's music
00:22:07 Excuse me.
00:22:09 Who's in charge here?
00:22:11 The King, of course.
00:22:13 Can you believe how privileged we are?
00:22:16 Hmm. Why is that?
00:22:18 Because of the miracle.
00:22:21 He will actually separate
00:22:24 Actually, we're just
00:22:27 Guys, I think you should come.
00:22:28 Why? What's going on?
00:22:29 Kneller's with the King,
00:22:31 Come on.
00:22:32 Raising hell? Yan, wait.
00:22:33 That dog came to me.
00:22:36 Begged me to be part
00:22:39 Everybody knows that's my dog.
00:22:40 Nobody owns a dog.
00:22:41 You kidnapped that dog.
00:22:43 Those are very
00:22:46 We need to speak to the Messiah.
00:22:48 He's in a meeting.
00:22:50 He's with my friend.
00:22:52 What the hell do you
00:22:53 That dog's never been on a leash.
00:22:55 That dog wanted to be
00:23:01 Zia?
00:23:03 Desiree.
00:23:06 My God.
00:23:11 Oh, my God, I can't believe it's you.
00:23:15 I can't believe it's you.
00:23:18 You look absolutely the same.
00:23:20 Well, almost, right? But you do.
00:23:24 I mean, you haven't changed your hair.
00:23:26 I always...
00:23:27 I know, you love this haircut.
00:23:28 - Yeah.
00:23:30 I remember. How are you, Zia?
00:23:32 I'm good.
00:23:34 Can we deal with
00:23:36 All right, let's deal with the dog.
00:23:38 We are going to deal with the dog.
00:23:45 Don't do that.
00:23:47 What's your name, Honeysuckle?
00:23:49 Come on, Freddy. Come on.
00:23:50 Treat. Treat.
00:23:55 The dog has spoken.
00:23:57 I'm tired, and I need to concentrate.
00:24:00 I'll see you at the ceremony.
00:24:02 It's gonna be a hell of a show.
00:24:07 And then, after you offed,
00:24:09 I just cried and cried.
00:24:12 And I had to leave town
00:24:14 because everything reminded me of you.
00:24:18 Trust me. I never knew
00:24:23 until you were gone.
00:24:27 Oh, thank God.
00:24:30 Thank God I can finally
00:24:38 King. King?
00:24:41 He was a real friend.
00:24:44 He got me out of town,
00:24:47 more and more into his teachings,
00:24:49 and I just stopped crying.
00:24:51 So then King was supposed to separate
00:24:55 so he could discover
00:24:57 and come back
00:25:00 'Cause you know he believes
00:25:03 we're all trapped
00:25:11 But something went terribly wrong,
00:25:13 and his soul never made it back.
00:25:16 So at the hospital,
00:25:19 when they confirmed his death...
00:25:22 I heard his soul calling me,
00:25:25 and I just knew...
00:25:30 ...I took the elevator
00:25:38 and flew.
00:25:49 Oh.
00:25:53 Oh, God, time flies with you, Zia.
00:25:55 Let's go. King's about to begin.
00:25:57 And this time, I know...
00:26:01 He's gonna make it.
00:26:03 Come on. I have to help King prepare.
00:26:21 You two made up, huh?
00:26:22 Well, I forgive, but I don't forget.
00:26:27 What keeps happening to Yan?
00:26:30 Have you seen Mikal?
00:26:31 Last time I saw her,
00:26:34 about, you know, going home
00:26:35 and people in charge and the usual.
00:26:38 Right. What'd he tell her?
00:26:40 He said, "I'm taking you all
00:26:44 Asshole.
00:27:06 Don't be alarmed, friends.
00:27:11 The vessel will die soon,
00:27:14 and the spirit will rise.
00:27:18 The first time was only a test...
00:27:21 a precursor to the real thing.
00:27:25 Why don't you just tell her?
00:27:27 Tell her what?
00:27:29 Tell her that you love her.
00:27:31 Don't be afraid when I leave.
00:27:33 You do, don't you?
00:27:36 For I will be back to save you all.
00:27:38 It's too far. She won't hear.
00:27:55 What is he doing?
00:28:03 He's bluffing.
00:28:06 Nobody would do that twice.
00:28:07 You know how much that hurts.
00:28:09 Yeah.
00:28:34 Oh, my God.
00:28:39 We're at the compound.
00:28:45 Come right now.
00:28:56 Everyone, look! There he is!
00:28:58 He's coming. He's coming.
00:29:02 They're... They're coming.
00:29:07 Kneller.
00:29:11 Blessings. Blessings.
00:29:15 Everyone, keep your hands
00:29:18 See us for bruises! Go home!
00:29:20 Everybody, go home!
00:29:24 Move! Move! Move! Go! Move! Move!
00:29:26 Everybody disperse. This is the P. I.C.
00:29:30 Go immediately. Everyone.
00:29:32 King? Wait.
00:29:34 Who are you? No, no, no!
00:29:37 King! King!
00:29:38 Please disperse immediately.
00:29:40 Please disperse.
00:29:42 - Yan.
00:29:43 I don't know. Have you seen Mikal?
00:29:45 She was right here a second ago.
00:29:47 Please disperse.
00:29:49 Where's Kneller?
00:29:50 I don't know. I'll be right back.
00:29:52 This is the P. I. C:
00:29:56 I repeat: P. I.C.
00:29:59 People In Charge.
00:30:04 Keep moving. Keep moving.
00:30:12 Zia! Zia, I'll be back in five minutes.
00:30:17 Please leave immediately.
00:31:03 What are you guys doing here?
00:31:05 Came to pick you up, man.
00:31:07 Yan tell you what happened?
00:31:09 Kneller did.
00:31:10 Is Mikal with him?
00:31:12 No.
00:31:15 Did he mention anything about her?
00:31:16 Not to me. Jump in.
00:31:19 I can't. I gotta stay here
00:31:23 How long you gonna wait, man?
00:31:25 She's an adult.
00:31:34 What's Freddy doing here?
00:31:36 Get in, dickhead.
00:31:41 Train?
00:31:42 Get in.
00:32:01 So Kneller never did actually kill himself.
00:32:04 No, of course not.
00:32:05 He was working for
00:32:07 Undercover.
00:32:10 I always had a feeling
00:32:13 An angel? Come on.
00:32:16 Well...
00:32:17 So now that he blew his cover,
00:32:19 he'll be transferred
00:32:23 Transferred? Where's he going?
00:32:25 Don't know. Wherever
00:32:29 Looks like that's it.
00:32:43 So camp is totally over?
00:32:46 Yup.
00:32:48 Turns out Kneller ran it completely illegally.
00:32:53 And on the P. I.C. property, no less.
00:32:58 So what are you gonna do?
00:33:04 I don't know.
00:33:05 I'm definitely gonna go back to camp
00:33:07 but after that, I guess I'll see.
00:33:13 You'll see?
00:33:18 What?
00:33:21 Listen.
00:33:24 I didn't want to tell you this.
00:33:27 According to Kneller, in the middle
00:33:31 Mikal talked to one of
00:33:35 and asked him to check her file.
00:33:37 And I know it sounds crazy,
00:33:39 but it turns out there really was
00:33:42 and it looks like they'll be sending her back...
00:33:45 back to life.
00:33:59 It's a good thing, you know?
00:34:00 'Cause she gets to go back.
00:34:02 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:34:05 It is.
00:34:06 I mean, it's what she wanted, so...
00:34:14 Take care of her.
00:34:24 Bye, Nanuk.
00:34:39 Come here.
00:34:45 See you, man.
00:34:56 Hey, don't forget to give
00:35:17 They went to the North Pole
00:35:19 or whatever the place
00:35:22 He wanted to meet her family
00:35:24 and get into that throat singing,
00:35:26 saw playing, weird instruments,
00:35:29 It's good that he's back into music, I think.
00:36:36 And me?
00:36:39 I think I finally understand
00:36:40 what Kneller was trying to say.
00:36:44 It only happens if it doesn't matter.
00:36:48 It comes without effort.
00:36:53 Maybe Eugene's right.
00:36:56 Maybe I only get stuck on girls
00:37:02 I am glad for Mikal, though.
00:37:05 I hope she got her visa
00:37:11 I mean, she did say
00:37:14 Then again, Eugene's old wisdom
00:37:19 she never does actually come back.
00:37:23 So I don't know. Go figure it out.
00:39:22 Zia, you are one lucky son of a bitch.