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00:01:33 All right, now.
00:01:35 I'm just heading to the fields, Duke.
00:02:06 Clear!
00:02:11 Hey, Jerry, how's your mama?
00:02:16 Oh, yeah, it's a beautiful day.
00:02:25 Morning, Ben.
00:02:30 Thanks, Miles.
00:02:32 Let me know if you see Otis.
00:02:34 I'm staying out of that one.
00:02:37 - Okay, meeting's in five minutes.
00:02:39 And I want everyone present.
00:02:42 Duke, have you seen Otis?
00:02:44 Nope, I haven't seen him.
00:02:46 Now where was I? Oh, oh, yeah.
00:02:52 The Jersey cows.
00:02:57 - Hey, Benny boy.
00:03:01 Hey, you seen Otis around?
00:03:02 Yes, I know exactly where Otis is.
00:03:05 You boys just steer clear
00:03:09 Anything you say there, Ben.
00:03:10 We'll take a rain check
00:03:12 - Yeah, rain check.
00:03:15 Hey.
00:03:18 Hey, I stepped in something.
00:03:23 Etta?
00:03:25 - Otis?
00:03:28 I'm sure he's heading
00:03:34 Okay, let go. Let go. I got it.
00:03:36 - He said, "Let go."
00:03:38 All right, boys, here's the dealio.
00:03:40 It's a little creation of mine
00:03:45 - Watch your hoof.
00:03:47 Are you sure this is safe, Otis?
00:03:50 Peck! Come on, safe?
00:03:52 It's completely safe!
00:03:55 He's got a point.
00:03:56 Okay, salt lick.
00:04:01 - It's go time!
00:04:04 - Shotgun!
00:04:06 Never! You are all gonna die.
00:04:11 - Freddy?
00:04:12 Wait a second. Photo op.
00:04:14 Okay, get together!
00:04:21 - Hey, Pig?
00:04:22 - Where'd you get that apple?
00:04:25 Oh, well,
00:04:32 Otis?
00:04:33 What? What? What happened?
00:04:37 You know, it's times like this
00:04:41 Oh, caca!
00:04:42 You didn't do that!
00:05:05 Okay, okay! Look, this is bad enough!
00:05:07 Please, no one scream, "Tree!"
00:05:10 Tree!
00:05:21 Let's surf!
00:05:32 Hang on now, boys! Yeah! Hang hoof!
00:05:35 Otis? Are we supposed to
00:06:00 We got a gusher!
00:06:14 Chicken farm!
00:06:16 Oh, I get it.
00:06:18 but you get to yell, "Chicken farm."
00:06:33 Morning, everyone.
00:06:35 Okay, before we get started,
00:06:39 Everett the dog turned 13 today.
00:06:43 Boy, those dog years are rough, huh?
00:06:48 Also, remember it's...
00:06:57 Whassup?
00:06:59 Hey, Pop. Look, I know you're probably
00:07:03 the exploded chicken on me,
00:07:11 You are gonna love this! I'll tell you...
00:07:14 you, my friend, are a laugher.
00:07:17 - Didrt we all know that? Right?
00:07:19 I'll... I'll take a seat.
00:07:25 Cool.
00:07:28 Oh, sorry about that.
00:07:32 Little tight.
00:07:36 As I was saying,
00:07:38 remember tonight at the hoedown,
00:07:41 Hey. Hey, Pig,
00:07:46 That's not dead.
00:07:47 Okay, the first matter at hand:
00:07:52 As if I needed to say it again.
00:07:54 The purchase of human articles
00:07:58 is strictly prohibited.
00:08:01 Hello, Moto!
00:08:09 Hey, Otis.
00:08:12 Yeah, this really isn't the best time.
00:08:15 Hang on a second. Frankie, come here.
00:08:17 No, I'm not... Come here. I'm not
00:08:20 I told you never to do that again,
00:08:23 Now, put it over there! Now!
00:08:27 Sorry about that. Frankie's out of hand.
00:08:28 Oh, the Nikes. What's the make again?
00:08:29 Yeah. Yeah, I really should go,
00:08:34 Wrong number.
00:08:36 Thank you.
00:08:40 Second item.
00:08:42 Lest I remind you, this is coyote season.
00:08:46 That's right.
00:08:47 These are ruthless
00:08:50 Rule number one: Stay in groups.
00:08:53 Rule number two: Stay inside
00:08:59 And number three: Be careful out there.
00:09:02 Okay, let's hit it.
00:09:09 And leaving quickly. Walking out.
00:09:12 Otis, why don't you stick around
00:09:16 He's scary. Bye.
00:09:18 Okay, Miles. What do you think?
00:09:20 I think you're lucky.
00:09:22 Most cows only have four hooves,
00:09:24 but you're gonna have an extra one
00:09:27 Okay, that's nice. Dad!
00:09:32 - Sit.
00:09:34 Okay. First off,
00:09:36 I don't even want to know
00:09:40 - It was the gophers, wasrt it?
00:09:42 No, I don't want to know.
00:09:45 - Here's...
00:09:48 Why do you do this to me?
00:09:52 So this... This is about you?
00:09:54 Where were you this morning, Otis?
00:09:56 I was having a little fun.
00:09:58 It starts with a smile,
00:10:02 You promised to help me
00:10:05 You know it's coyote season.
00:10:07 Geez, coyotes. I don't get it.
00:10:12 Them tiny, us big!
00:10:16 You have a lot to learn.
00:10:18 And you know what,
00:10:20 Really, it can't keep them out.
00:10:22 That fence defines our space.
00:10:25 And as long as I'm still kicking,
00:10:27 no animal will be harmed
00:10:31 Okay, that's what you do. You.
00:10:34 Okay, if you're trying to groom me
00:10:36 just give it up. It's not me, Pop.
00:10:39 I mean, if I were in charge,
00:10:41 Every animal for himself.
00:10:44 Otis.
00:10:46 A strong man stands up for himself.
00:10:50 A stronger man stands up for others.
00:10:53 Oh, shoot. You know, I forgot my pen.
00:10:55 - And your shift tonight?
00:10:58 Otis, you're gonna have to
00:11:00 You'll never be happy
00:11:04 No? Just watch me.
00:11:11 Manabunga!
00:11:21 Freddy, is this great or what?
00:11:23 Oh, yeah.
00:11:28 I mean... You know, it's fun up here.
00:11:42 Pip?
00:11:44 I'd go with the wood on this one.
00:12:08 That's what I'm talking about!
00:12:12 Hey, there's animals over there!
00:12:16 Nice shoes.
00:12:18 Oh, doctor!
00:12:26 Yeah!
00:12:28 He got the ball on the 30.
00:12:30 It's a touchdown!
00:12:32 Yeah!
00:13:15 Bacon!
00:13:16 Hamburger!
00:13:17 Chorizo!
00:13:19 - Filet!
00:13:22 I'm naming the kinds of cuts of meat
00:13:26 Machaca!
00:13:27 Pork chops!
00:13:28 Rump roast!
00:13:30 You know what?
00:13:33 Oaty-oaty! Oaty-oaty!
00:13:37 Hi, Oaty.
00:13:40 Hey, Maddie. Looking good over there.
00:13:42 Chubba Face, you crazy cow.
00:13:46 Say, "I'm smooshy."
00:13:48 I am smooshy.
00:13:52 Okay, now you.
00:13:54 Say, "Boy, is it windy."
00:13:57 Boy, is it windy.
00:14:02 My turn, my turn.
00:14:05 - Okay, chick. Just run along now.
00:14:11 All righty.
00:14:15 Hey, who is she?
00:14:17 They just showed up.
00:14:19 Thank you, Farmer.
00:14:22 Yeah, something happened
00:14:24 They're the only two that made it.
00:14:26 She needs a friend.
00:14:28 Wait, wait, wait!
00:14:30 Excuse me, but I couldn't help
00:14:34 Hey! Oh, look at you. You're all...
00:14:38 - Pregnant?
00:14:40 Really? 'Cause, I mean,
00:14:43 I mean, especially when you
00:14:45 and you don't look at it.
00:14:46 You know, when you turn to the side,
00:14:48 I mean glowy. Glowy. It's a glow.
00:14:52 I'm... I'm Otis.
00:14:54 Back off, Daisy.
00:14:58 No, that's just me,
00:15:02 C!
00:15:03 X!
00:15:05 N!
00:15:06 - Q!
00:15:10 Look, I just wanted to welcome you
00:15:13 I'm sure that you and your...
00:15:16 Not looking. The key word, "not".
00:15:19 Work with me. Not looking.
00:15:23 This is my friend, Bessy.
00:15:24 Yeah, she's a cupcake.
00:15:27 - It was nice to meet you, Otis.
00:15:31 You know what? Switch those.
00:15:34 Oh, boy.
00:15:35 There's nothing for you there,
00:16:00 He's out!
00:16:07 All clear! Sweet!
00:16:14 Now, every heifer, every cow
00:16:18 Farmer Brown is bedding down
00:16:21 Chickens on the left
00:16:23 Hogs, don't slobber on the pool table
00:16:23 Hogs, don't slobber on the pool table
00:16:24 Try to go easy on the manure
00:16:34 Here we go, do-si-do
00:16:38 Put this thing on hot!
00:16:40 Better hold on tight
00:16:43 You better hold on tight and pray
00:16:47 You better hold on tight
00:16:50 Darling, you better run
00:16:53 Hitting the hay
00:16:56 We will rumble and tumble
00:17:08 Here we go again
00:17:10 Shake him up, shake him down
00:17:12 Here we go, do-si-do
00:17:16 - First you hold on tight
00:17:17 - Then you dance all night
00:17:21 Hit the hay!
00:17:22 Better hold on tight
00:17:25 You better hold on tight and pray
00:17:27 You better hold on tight
00:17:34 Hitting the hay
00:17:37 We will rumble and tumble
00:17:40 We'll go hitting the hay
00:17:43 With our backsides shaking
00:17:46 Wow! This is amazing.
00:17:55 What you looking at?
00:17:57 What? You want some of this?
00:17:58 Oh, yeah, I didn't think so.
00:18:01 Sit right here, honey.
00:18:03 The flowers are beautiful.
00:18:16 See? On time, just like I...
00:18:19 Right.
00:18:21 Cramp! That's a cramp!
00:18:23 Oh, it's cramping!
00:18:29 And release.
00:18:30 - Hello, Son.
00:18:34 I've been thinking,
00:18:36 and I'm willing to accept your apology.
00:18:38 - Really?
00:18:44 Okay.
00:18:46 I don't mean to let you down, Pop.
00:18:53 It's a beautiful night.
00:18:55 I remember when I used to
00:18:58 - I don't have a sister.
00:19:01 That was you, wasrt it?
00:19:04 Thank you, all right.
00:19:06 So, are we okay?
00:19:09 - We're okay.
00:19:10 See, 'cause I wanted
00:19:11 My friends are all going
00:19:13 and not that it matters either way to me,
00:19:16 but evidently, I'm needed.
00:19:17 I'm a sort of an integral part
00:19:19 Yeah, I tried to tell them no, you know?
00:19:22 I told them, "My dad's not gonna
00:19:25 "I mean, it's my shift, not his.
00:19:29 "I don't want to be selfish.
00:19:33 What do you think?
00:19:36 Otis...
00:19:41 I never thought
00:19:45 I certainly didn't think
00:19:49 But that all changed one day.
00:19:52 It was the day you showed up.
00:19:55 I head out into the meadow
00:19:57 and I see this little baby calf all alone,
00:20:00 stumbling around.
00:20:02 You know,
00:20:07 Well, I took you home that night,
00:20:11 and I know it doesn't sound possible,
00:20:14 but I looked up into the sky
00:20:17 and I would have swore
00:20:19 I saw the stars dance.
00:20:23 At that moment,
00:20:26 taking care of things.
00:20:30 I guess you helped me realize that.
00:20:33 I love you, Son.
00:20:37 - You still want to go, don't you?
00:20:40 Not that your stuff... You know, the stuff
00:20:43 No one says "nifty".
00:20:45 I say "nifty." I do, and sometimes
00:20:48 Very impressive.
00:20:50 Go ahead, have fun. I'll cover your shift.
00:20:53 Thanks, Pop. You're the best.
00:20:55 - Otis?
00:20:56 Be the stronger man.
00:20:58 Yeah. Yeah, that's
00:21:00 "A strong man stands up for himself.
00:21:02 "A stronger man can
00:21:05 Got it locked in the vault.
00:21:09 See? I learn.
00:21:23 Mr. Boombastic
00:21:26 What you want is a boombastic
00:21:30 She call me Mr. Boombastic
00:21:34 Touch me in me back
00:21:38 Call me fantastic
00:21:40 Touch me in me back
00:21:43 Smooth
00:21:45 Who's here? Moo! It's me! Moo!
00:21:48 Whassup? Milk me!
00:21:51 Hey, babe.
00:21:55 My barn. That's right, my barn.
00:22:01 You're late. Come on.
00:22:03 He's a real winner, that one.
00:22:05 Oh, stop. I think he's kind of cute.
00:22:08 Lay down in my Jacuzzi
00:22:10 Only sound you will hear
00:22:13 And we will mmm-mmm
00:22:16 I'm Boombastic, really fantastic
00:22:22 Give it up for the one and only,
00:22:27 We're gonna have some fun
00:22:29 Hey, Buck.
00:22:32 You ain't in show business.
00:22:38 What, were you raised in a barn?
00:22:46 Well, you're a good horse. Okay...
00:22:49 What you looking at, Turkey?
00:22:53 Somebody pass me
00:22:57 Dead turkey walking.
00:23:00 We all gonna die,
00:23:02 We know your date, Thanksgiving!
00:23:09 Okay, to kick things off tonight,
00:23:13 Back by popular demand.
00:23:15 Ladies, this one's for you.
00:23:17 Our own Otis and the Crew!
00:23:28 Well, down on the farm
00:23:32 Where they all ask for you
00:23:41 Parties all hours of the night.
00:23:45 What is that farmer up to?
00:23:49 - I'm gonna call someone.
00:23:52 Well, I'll just call whoever I want,
00:23:55 That's exactly what I'll do.
00:23:57 Because I know
00:24:00 "I'm going to sit and watch TV
00:24:03 Okay, Mr. Lumpy. It's just not right.
00:24:09 They all ask for you
00:24:13 They all ask for you
00:24:16 Down on the farm
00:24:20 They all ask for you
00:24:46 I'll check it.
00:24:51 It's all right. Calm down.
00:24:54 I'm on it.
00:24:55 Watch out. I got it. I got it.
00:24:57 Pizza, pizza, pizza.
00:25:04 Thanks. You want change?
00:25:07 No, keep it.
00:25:08 So, you really ordered a lot of pizzas.
00:25:11 Well, yes.
00:25:14 Just a party. A big one.
00:25:16 With us celebrating our humanness.
00:25:19 - Dude, I love parties! Can I...
00:25:23 Okay. Well, then, I'll see you.
00:25:33 Ouch!
00:25:35 My arm fell off.
00:25:37 My fake arm, I mean.
00:25:40 Wow, I am so sorry about that.
00:25:44 - Do you need any help?
00:25:48 It's just against my religion.
00:25:54 Cool, I'm a Lutheran.
00:25:57 What about this?
00:25:58 You know what? You keep it.
00:26:01 Really? All right.
00:26:03 Dude, I got a arm!
00:26:05 Yeah! Righteous!
00:26:33 Well, I won't back down
00:26:38 No, I won't back down
00:26:42 You can stand me up
00:26:46 But I won't back down
00:26:50 Gonna stand my ground
00:26:55 Wort be turned around
00:26:59 And I'll keep this world
00:27:03 Gonna stand my ground
00:28:02 Good evening, ladies.
00:28:04 Sorry to call on you
00:28:06 but we did have a previous engagement.
00:28:13 Now, we're gonna take six of you.
00:28:14 Anyone makes a sound,
00:28:17 Boys, take your pick.
00:28:20 You won't be taking any hens tonight.
00:28:25 And you're gonna stop us?
00:28:28 Is that what's gonna happen?
00:28:33 How are you gonna do that?
00:28:39 No, he is.
00:28:45 Ben. How are you, Ben?
00:28:48 We would've said hello,
00:28:51 Put the hen down, Dag.
00:28:53 Sure, Ben. Whatever you say.
00:28:57 We're just doing a little courting,
00:29:00 You know how much we like the hens.
00:29:04 You know me, ladykiller.
00:29:08 You have us
00:29:12 There's six of us,
00:29:14 and only one old, fat you.
00:29:54 Oh, baby! Party time!
00:31:10 Otis!
00:31:12 Otis!
00:31:17 Otis! Otis!
00:31:20 It's Ben.
00:31:29 Oh, no. No, no.
00:33:16 Yeah. You hang on there, buddy.
00:33:28 All right now, Otis. Just lift.
00:33:30 Ten and two. Ten and two.
00:33:35 Not like that. Now lift, and two.
00:33:40 You dog!
00:33:46 Come here, fisherman.
00:34:02 What do we do now? Who's gonna
00:34:06 Anybody got a pistol?
00:34:08 Order, here! Hey, am I bothering you?
00:34:11 Let's get this meeting started.
00:34:13 - Duke, who's gonna run the meeting?
00:34:16 The meeting's about
00:34:18 Is that a good idea?
00:34:20 We should take a meeting about it.
00:34:22 Someone has to do this.
00:34:24 Therefore, I would like
00:34:29 Dogs are... Listen to me.
00:34:30 Dogs are watchful,
00:34:33 And they lick themselves.
00:34:35 I don't want a leader who licks himself.
00:34:36 - Me, neither.
00:34:38 I can't even reach mine.
00:34:39 I don't do that.
00:34:41 Anymore.
00:34:43 One time, I was bored,
00:34:46 Yeah, I saw you drink
00:34:48 - Hey, you drink potty water.
00:34:52 My bowl was empty, my friend.
00:34:57 Duke, with all respect,
00:35:00 that would make you unqualified
00:35:03 Yeah, such as?
00:35:14 Your point?
00:35:16 Hey, come on, I do that for fun,
00:35:19 not 'cause I have to. Go on!
00:35:33 So, big deal. I fetch balls.
00:35:47 This doesn't mean anything.
00:35:55 All right, all right, let's take a vote.
00:35:58 All those in favor
00:36:07 Those opposed?
00:36:10 - Can you see my hand?
00:36:13 You all know that Ben always
00:36:17 All right, Otis is in charge.
00:36:19 I second that motion. Sweet!
00:36:27 Here we go.
00:36:30 Try and catch me.
00:36:34 Stay in line.
00:36:36 Maddie, we don't want to lose you.
00:36:54 Oh, I think that would be just fine.
00:36:57 Oaty-oaty! Hey, Oaty!
00:37:04 Hey, Maddie, now really isn't a good...
00:37:08 What are you doing?
00:37:13 Hey, hey, hey, guys, guys...
00:37:16 - Oh, goodness gracious.
00:37:34 Otis, it's a madhouse! Isn't it just great?
00:37:39 You got hit with a soccer ball.
00:38:01 I thought I'd be the first
00:38:04 - You're in charge now.
00:38:07 Miles, I am not in charge, okay?
00:38:09 I don't do "In charge".
00:38:13 - This is not my responsibility.
00:38:16 But you were elected fair and square.
00:38:19 Congratulations, boss.
00:38:25 Hey!
00:38:31 Have you all lost your mind?
00:38:33 It's daylight.
00:38:36 This is so off limits.
00:38:40 Come on, Otis,
00:38:44 I know your weak spot.
00:38:47 Wild Mike!
00:38:49 - What?
00:38:52 Wild Mike. Wild Mike.
00:38:55 - Wild Mike.
00:38:57 - There's no way this is happening.
00:38:59 - Everybody just get back to your...
00:39:01 - Return to your designated quadrants.
00:39:05 Wild Mike! Wild Mike!
00:39:08 - This is ridiculous!
00:39:10 I'm not gonna dance
00:39:14 - Pip, help me out here.
00:39:16 You can't fight it, Otis.
00:39:21 Wild Mike! Wild Mike! Wild Mike!
00:39:25 Wild Mike! Wild Mike! Wild Mike!
00:39:33 Let's boogie!
00:39:41 We're heading for the West
00:39:43 We're gonna live our dream
00:39:47 Look at that freaky thing.
00:39:49 What kind of animal is that?
00:39:50 I don't know, but he sure can dance.
00:40:08 I say, let's kill it.
00:40:24 Sweet legs! Get the sweet legs!
00:41:11 Moo?
00:41:15 What did you do that for?
00:41:16 What else was I gonna do? He saw you.
00:41:19 You could have killed him!
00:41:24 I got a pulse.
00:41:28 Oh, this is bad. This is bad.
00:41:32 Baaad.
00:41:33 Everybody, just calm down.
00:41:38 What are we gonna do?
00:41:43 What?
00:41:45 Come on. You're our leader. Lead us.
00:41:47 That does not apply to this.
00:41:49 This is a totally, situationally
00:41:53 Hey, whoa, no.
00:00:02 He knows too much.
00:00:06 - We gotta whack him.
00:00:09 The Farmer's a good guy.
00:00:12 He's a vegan, God bless him.
00:00:14 And what is a vegan, again?
00:00:17 I know this one.
00:00:18 No, I got it. It means
00:00:21 No, no, no, that's a vegetarian.
00:00:23 Vegetarians have to eat
00:00:25 That's a vampire. Come on.
00:00:26 You can't eat cheese?
00:00:28 It's not just cheese.
00:00:31 - Cake?
00:00:33 But you can't have any dairy.
00:00:35 No dairy? I love dairy.
00:00:39 I love the smell of bacon.
00:00:46 Would you not do that?
00:00:47 It's not like we have a lot of options.
00:00:50 Boy, that's a doozy.
00:00:54 Push it.
00:00:55 - He wakes up, you got my back, right?
00:01:05 Come on. Come on.
00:01:06 Okay, watch this. Off his nose,
00:01:19 Book.
00:01:28 Okay, now.
00:01:31 - Something fell on his head, and...
00:01:40 Too light.
00:01:42 I bet it could.
00:01:45 Would you cut it out?
00:01:48 Can I have the apple?
00:01:52 What's with the look?
00:02:10 He's buying it.
00:02:13 He's not buying it.
00:02:16 He's buying it.
00:02:19 He's not buying it.
00:02:21 No, he's buying it.
00:02:40 Will you stop doing that?
00:02:44 Well, unless you get him a blindfold,
00:02:49 Okay, let's go.
00:03:10 There. See? Good as new.
00:03:12 I'll tell you,
00:03:14 You know what I'm talking about?
00:03:29 Yeah, hi. Hey, there.
00:03:34 So, this was Otis's idea?
00:03:37 Oh, yeah.
00:03:40 We see or hear anything suspicious,
00:03:45 And I've really been
00:03:57 Well, you know, in the moment,
00:04:00 But for now, we just stand watch.
00:04:02 Yeah, watch.
00:04:15 Come and get it!
00:04:17 Freddy, you okay?
00:04:19 Boneless white meat!
00:04:22 I mean, I don't wanna eat anyone...
00:04:25 What happened? What? What? What?
00:04:32 Okay, quick little once
00:04:43 Hey, look at this.
00:04:48 Congrats, Otis.
00:04:51 Oh, will you look at that?
00:04:57 Don't wake up the cow.
00:05:10 That's called cowtipping.
00:05:16 Oh, that so steams me!
00:05:18 Man, I wish I could get
00:05:20 Hey, I'm in charge, right?
00:05:23 Oh, we are so talking.
00:05:26 - Talking the talk and walking the walk.
00:05:30 Let's go.
00:05:31 Then I said, "That's called cowtipping."
00:05:43 I hear music over there again.
00:05:46 That farmer's out of control.
00:05:49 We should call someone.
00:05:54 - I smell buttermilk.
00:05:56 - What's that smell?
00:06:11 Randall, there is a cow outside.
00:06:14 This is a cow farm.
00:06:18 No, I mean right outside.
00:06:20 Right outside this house,
00:06:24 No, cows don't like houses much.
00:06:28 They prefer it out in the meadow,
00:06:32 Nathan Randall the Third,
00:06:37 I am medicated
00:06:40 Don't you sit there
00:06:46 Your mind's gone, woman.
00:06:48 Where'd it go? I don't know.
00:06:51 It's gone.
00:06:57 - Oh geez, you're on my foot again.
00:07:00 This is so sweet.
00:07:03 I love the new you, Otis.
00:07:05 Okay, lgg,
00:07:07 - Oh, he remembers.
00:07:09 - Yeah, he remembers.
00:07:11 Right now.
00:07:28 Well, pinch me, I'm dreaming.
00:07:31 Otis joining us on a joyride.
00:07:33 - That's the animal sin of sins, huh?
00:07:38 Hey, old Bud. Bud, you bring the stuff?
00:07:40 It's right here.
00:07:43 - Show it. Show it.
00:07:45 - Show it.
00:07:47 - Show it.
00:07:51 We're rebels! We're rebels!
00:07:54 We're the wildest!
00:07:56 There they are.
00:08:03 - Too bad we can't go in there.
00:08:05 Breaks my heart.
00:08:16 Now remember, honey, I told you,
00:08:18 we can't be staying out this late
00:08:21 "We can't be staying out late."
00:08:26 Whatever. I'll do what I want.
00:08:29 Do what I want, when I want,
00:08:37 You've come to the wrong place.
00:08:47 - What is that?
00:08:49 - Oh, man.
00:08:52 - One, two...
00:08:55 Two, yeah.
00:08:56 Moo!
00:09:03 That's called boytipping!
00:09:12 - Let's get out of here!
00:09:14 Let me out!
00:09:16 Okay, go!
00:09:25 Never go to meadows.
00:09:27 Never go to meadows.
00:09:29 Treat cows nicely.
00:09:31 Okay, no more Red Bull.
00:09:38 Put crowns on our heads,
00:09:53 Did you see his face?
00:09:54 - Price...
00:09:56 - Price...
00:09:57 - Pr...
00:09:58 Less.
00:10:01 A toast! To a new world order.
00:10:05 We are calling the shots now!
00:10:07 - Yeah, it's all about us now.
00:10:10 Nothing can touch us.
00:10:14 Oh, man! Oh, man!
00:10:16 - Oh, man!
00:10:18 Let me out! You gotta let me out!
00:10:20 Pull over to the side of the road.
00:10:23 Oh, no, they're talking to us now.
00:10:25 Pull over! You gotta pull over!
00:10:27 We can't pull over!
00:10:29 Hang on!
00:10:31 What could be worse than this?
00:10:35 What we got here
00:10:37 going out for a joyride
00:10:40 Yeah, we'll shake them up a bit,
00:10:43 Nothing a little strip search
00:10:47 Is this thing still on?
00:10:49 Is that a camera?
00:10:51 - This is it. Goodbye.
00:10:52 Mommy! Mooo-mmy!
00:10:56 Hey, relax. We can lose them.
00:11:00 It's a chopper! It's a chopper!
00:11:04 We're gonna die!
00:11:06 We interrupt this program with
00:11:09 Would you look at that?
00:11:13 These kids get all hopped up on
00:11:18 That's our car!
00:11:20 That was a hoof.
00:11:32 Yes, this is Nora Beady.
00:11:34 What do you mean, "What now?"
00:11:36 My car is on TV,
00:11:40 And I saw a cow outside my window.
00:11:46 Don't think I can't call again, Gary.
00:11:52 Oh, that's nice. Good.
00:11:55 They're gonna catch us
00:12:00 We are ditching out!
00:12:12 Two all-beef patties, that's our future!
00:12:21 Out! Run!
00:12:22 - Run!
00:12:25 They're making a run for it. Let's go.
00:12:27 This is Gray Badger in Chopper 219.
00:12:32 I'm chafing!
00:12:34 Okay. Hurry up, fellows.
00:12:36 Oh, milk me!
00:12:37 Okay, here we go! Here we go!
00:12:38 Milk me!
00:12:39 Geez, these guys are big.
00:12:41 I see them over there.
00:12:42 Cut it right!
00:12:48 We got them!
00:13:09 Could you guys believe that?
00:13:12 Me, I am fearless, baby.
00:13:14 - Oh, yeah, fear...
00:13:17 I think I rolled over my foot.
00:13:20 We left it the same way we found it.
00:13:27 Okay, toodle-oo, Otis.
00:13:32 Hey, guys, can you imagine
00:13:37 - No way. No way.
00:13:39 - Trou...
00:14:02 Okay, explain to me exactly
00:14:05 Because it's what my dad would do.
00:14:08 Why don't you just go have fun,
00:14:10 No way. We're homeboys.
00:14:13 Really, it's all right.
00:14:14 Okay, I tried! Later, dude.
00:14:17 I'll bring you back a drink or something.
00:14:26 Come on back, I'm right here.
00:14:30 Mind if I join you?
00:14:31 No. I mean, sure. I no mind you...
00:14:36 Geez, I can't even talk to you!
00:14:39 Hang on a second.
00:14:45 Here. You know, just let me...
00:14:47 No, I can still sit on my own, I think.
00:14:51 Oh, my gosh!
00:14:54 What?
00:14:56 I made you jump.
00:14:58 Nice. Nice. Thank you.
00:15:04 - It's beautiful, isn't it?
00:15:08 - The night.
00:15:14 My dad had a thing about stars.
00:15:18 - Tell me, what was he like?
00:15:21 He was amazing.
00:15:25 Funny, we're not even related.
00:15:27 He found me and he took me in.
00:15:31 I never thought about it before,
00:15:36 He's the only family I've ever known.
00:15:40 The last time we talked,
00:15:43 he looked up into the sky
00:15:52 God, I miss him.
00:15:57 What about you?
00:16:00 If I'm overstepping like a boundary or...
00:16:04 You know what? Too bad. Cough it up.
00:16:07 Okay.
00:16:10 Well, where do I start?
00:16:13 I was married, and life was good.
00:16:19 Yeah. It seems like
00:16:22 One day, a bad storm rolled in.
00:16:25 Bessy and I were in the meadow
00:16:31 But when we went home,
00:16:34 well, everyone was gone.
00:16:42 You know what I think?
00:16:43 I think some good things are gonna
00:17:52 What, do you wanna be a hero, cow?
00:18:09 Hey, you're Bers kid.
00:18:12 Otis, right?
00:18:15 So they left you in charge?
00:18:20 Oh, that's precious.
00:18:23 You thought you could fill his shoes?
00:18:28 Otis, where were you?
00:18:30 Were you off having fun?
00:18:35 Yeah, you could have made a difference
00:18:38 but you werert. Were you?
00:18:40 Okay, from here on out,
00:18:45 We show up, you look the other way.
00:18:49 A few animals missing here and there.
00:18:52 Hey, it's the natural order of things.
00:18:55 It'll be our little secret.
00:18:58 Oh, and Bers kid,
00:19:00 if you should think about getting
00:19:04 we slaughter every animal in sight.
00:19:07 Now, you go back,
00:19:10 and we'll be seeing you tomorrow night.
00:19:16 See you around.
00:19:20 "Round." You're fat.
00:20:26 Hey, Pop.
00:20:28 I wanted to come by and...
00:20:34 Look, you were just a great dad.
00:20:39 You see, I...
00:20:41 I don't know what I was thinking,
00:20:46 I could take your place.
00:20:49 But those coyotes?
00:20:52 I mean, you'd have stood up to them
00:20:57 I gotta tell you, I was so afraid.
00:21:03 You know, I know I always said
00:21:10 But I wish I was.
00:21:13 I can't do it, Pop.
00:21:16 I gotta go.
00:21:18 I'm sorry.
00:21:29 And Duke will handle things,
00:21:32 Wait. What are you talking about?
00:21:35 Could you just not say anything?
00:21:37 Okay, I don't want to make
00:21:40 Hey, everybody!
00:21:45 - What's going on?
00:21:54 Oat, seriously,
00:21:56 I mean, you and me,
00:22:00 No, Pip. It's over!
00:22:02 I'm leaving, all right? No big whoop.
00:22:06 Come on, Otis, we'll do what you say.
00:22:09 That's the point.
00:22:11 I don't want any of you
00:22:13 Don't listen to him!
00:22:15 Stop doing what I say!
00:22:18 Okay, so what you're saying is,
00:22:23 Dead bee.
00:22:25 Thanks.
00:22:27 Again, alive.
00:22:29 Duke, you're in charge.
00:22:31 You guys can handle things
00:22:34 Sure, Otis. If you say.
00:22:35 I've got my own life to lead, all right?
00:23:00 - Hi.
00:23:03 What happened, Otis?
00:23:08 Look, it's complicated.
00:23:10 If you're hurting, let me help.
00:23:16 You know what happened?
00:23:19 Last night, I didn't run the coyotes off.
00:23:25 They're gonna come back tonight,
00:23:28 Everyone here, they all trust me.
00:23:34 Otis, the best leader
00:23:38 The best leader is the one
00:23:42 Yeah, that's a nice thought, Daisy.
00:23:47 I'll tell you one thing.
00:23:57 Okay. If this is what you have to do,
00:24:01 But I just want you to know one thing.
00:24:04 Even if you do leave, I believe in you.
00:24:20 Otis! Otis!
00:24:28 All right, Peck, take it easy.
00:24:31 They took... We got to... Come on!
00:24:38 I found him, guys!
00:24:42 Otis, the coyotes. It just happened.
00:24:44 They took Etta, Hanna,
00:24:48 They've never come
00:24:50 They knew I wouldn't be
00:24:53 They played me.
00:24:54 - What?
00:24:56 Otis, they took Maddie.
00:25:04 Those coyotes are strong.
00:25:08 What?
00:25:10 The coyotes, they're strong.
00:25:13 I was just wondering
00:25:37 - You'll look after things?
00:25:42 I'll be back.
00:25:58 - I'm going, too.
00:26:01 You can't do this alone.
00:26:04 Yeah, I guess they could.
00:26:47 It's nice that you ladies
00:26:50 Thank you for being so patient.
00:27:01 You're a wonderful species.
00:27:03 I love chicken.
00:27:08 You're a big meanie.
00:27:10 - What?
00:27:12 Meaner, meaner.
00:27:16 Leave her alone.
00:27:18 This one's mine.
00:27:20 Cook her while I have the little one
00:27:23 You know, because I'm a meaner.
00:27:31 Put the chick down, Dag.
00:27:38 - Otis!
00:27:42 We suddenly got a burst of courage,
00:27:45 Okay. All right.
00:27:47 Well, first, what I'm gonna do
00:27:51 Then, while you're picking yourself
00:27:54 I'm gonna gather up the hens
00:27:57 And exactly how do you propose
00:28:08 Kill him!
00:28:10 Well, I know what's right
00:28:14 I got just one life
00:28:18 In a world that keeps on
00:28:23 But I'll stand my ground
00:28:27 And I won't back down
00:28:32 Hey, baby
00:28:36 There ain't no easy way out
00:28:40 Hey
00:28:43 I will stand my ground
00:28:48 And I won't back down
00:28:52 Oh, you like that, yeah?
00:29:05 That should do. That should do.
00:29:10 Well, look at the hero.
00:29:14 You thought you could come
00:29:18 Now, why don't you lay there and watch
00:29:21 while we eat your friends?
00:29:37 What's this?
00:29:41 A strong man stands up for himself.
00:29:45 A stronger man stands up for others.
00:29:51 This should be fun.
00:30:02 I smell fear.
00:30:04 Shoot! I told you they can smell it!
00:30:07 They can smell it?
00:30:09 Oh, yeah, I have it. I have a lot of it.
00:30:12 Just stick near me, guys,
00:30:15 Yeah, I'll watch your juicy back.
00:30:18 I mean, your regular back.
00:30:22 - Hey!
00:30:24 They're just pellets. I'm nervous.
00:30:27 That's your army?
00:30:34 Something tells me you may want
00:30:44 Here we come!
00:30:46 - Here comes trou...
00:30:47 - Trou...
00:30:48 - Trou...
00:31:02 Pip, talk me into it. Talk me into it.
00:31:04 Flip the lid a little bit.
00:31:06 - You're mad!
00:31:19 You know what I'm gonna do?
00:31:24 There's a mouse in my ear!
00:31:29 Oh, yeah. Step on it, baby!
00:31:37 All right, come on.
00:31:41 Oh, sorry. Here. You know what?
00:31:44 Yeah, give him the puncher!
00:32:15 Well, well, whatever will I do?
00:32:23 Oh, don't worry,
00:32:46 I just love that little guy.
00:32:48 Come on, hurry.
00:32:55 - No!
00:32:59 It tastes like chicken!
00:33:02 Chicken!
00:33:03 Chick, chick, chickity-chick, chicken!
00:33:05 Come here,
00:33:12 Take it easy, man.
00:33:14 Come on, what you got going?
00:33:26 Hey, Otis, look out!
00:33:27 - Behind you!
00:33:32 Watch out!
00:33:39 Look behind you.
00:33:47 Remember me?
00:33:49 I'm Bers kid.
00:34:04 Never come back!
00:34:10 - Pip?
00:34:30 Then I said
00:34:32 We know. We know.
00:34:35 Quite a night, huh?
00:34:36 We took down the coyotes,
00:34:39 and by the time we get back,
00:34:40 we'll have a new member
00:34:43 Daisy. She like went into labor
00:34:48 - Daisy's...
00:34:50 What you think was gonna happen?
00:34:52 She would just keep getting
00:34:54 - Is she all right? We've gotta get back.
00:34:56 Doubtful we'll make it
00:34:59 I'm sure she's gonna be all right, Otis.
00:35:01 Miles, I've got to be there.
00:35:10 Please remember, mister,
00:35:12 When you are with me,
00:35:20 We can call and tell them
00:35:43 Car!
00:35:48 Righteous!
00:36:06 Duke, what's happening?
00:36:08 Otis, come on. You know, I think...
00:36:20 Boy.
00:36:48 Otis, I was so worried.
00:36:51 Worried about what?
00:36:55 It's okay, I'm here.
00:37:00 And I'm here for you, too.
00:37:04 Okay, girl, you're doing fine.
00:37:40 Man, that looks like it hurts.
00:37:42 Oh, that's very profound, Insight-Man.
00:37:44 Well, excuse me for being a pig.
00:37:47 How come nothing's happened yet?
00:37:49 She's gonna be all right, though, huh?
00:37:51 Yeah, like, like...
00:37:54 What? You mean like stuck halfway,
00:37:59 I didn't say "cow and a half."
00:38:01 Yes, you did. You just did.
00:38:02 - Hey, Duke, did I say "Cow and a half"?
00:38:07 No, look.
00:38:14 It's a beautiful little boy.
00:38:20 Go ahead.
00:38:29 He's perfect.
00:38:31 What are you gonna name him?
00:38:34 I was thinking I kind of like
00:38:39 Ben.
00:38:46 Oh, I think that's just great.
00:38:49 Hey, there, little Ben.
00:38:54 Hey, there, little buddy. Look at you.
00:38:58 Look at my little buddy.
00:39:01 Here you go.
00:39:15 Hey, Otis, we were all talking,
00:39:16 and we know you may have
00:39:19 but we really, really appreciate
00:39:22 And, well, we were wondering,
00:39:25 if maybe you planned
00:39:27 Freedom is a song
00:39:30 Freedom is a spirit
00:39:33 To take another's hand
00:39:37 I'll just say this,
00:39:39 as long as I'm still kicking,
00:39:41 no animal will be harmed
00:39:52 High paw!
00:39:55 Hey, all right.
00:40:01 Freedom is a song
00:40:04 Freedom is a spirit
00:40:07 For people who are strong
00:40:10 Freedom is a spirit
00:40:13 Freedom is a land
00:40:16 Freedom is the courage
00:40:19 To take another's hand
00:40:43 I, Nora Beady, am a precious object
00:40:47 and shall treat myself as such.
00:40:53 Gosh, I wonder why...