Barricade

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00:01:05 Tom's always is the tail light,
00:01:07 - I've gotta save my energy for ladies
00:01:12 - Who told you we're going
00:01:34 All right... Three things
00:01:37 Cool movies!
00:01:39 Good beer!
00:01:43 Good sex!
00:01:45 Men have such primitive urges.
00:01:47 - And that's a damn good thing!
00:01:50 Hey, so why is Mandy
00:01:54 You can't tell?
00:01:56 Gang Bang?!
00:02:03 - Okay, I've gotta mark my territory.
00:02:12 Fishing for compliments?!
00:02:16 - Ya know, I'm not gay.
00:02:20 - Seriously. I've had sex before.
00:02:24 - Sure, but men can also fuck men!
00:02:28 - And you'd do that?
00:02:38 - The forest found new victims!
00:09:37 You know, Nina, before
00:09:41 I have to tell you
00:09:47 You know, since the very
00:09:49 I've been crazy about you.
00:09:53 I'm still crazy about you.
00:09:55 To this day,
00:09:58 And I can't even
00:10:13 Oh uh... You just wanna be
00:10:21 Just friends huh? Alright...
00:10:29 That's okay.
00:10:33 Just friends...
00:10:48 You just gotta figure out
00:10:49 I mean, you're figure
00:10:51 Whatever.
00:10:54 So, when does her flight get in?
00:10:58 I dunno. A half hour or
00:11:02 I gotta pick her up
00:11:04 Poor baby! Having to pick up the
00:11:08 What an agony!
00:11:11 I mean, that's a Grade-A piece of ass
00:11:16 C'mon, you know
00:11:19 But nothing? Ever?
00:11:23 Don't tell her I told you this,
00:11:29 We had a little
00:11:32 ...and we went to her parents' lodge
00:11:37 And you didn't fuck her?
00:11:39 Look, she lives in New
00:11:43 I mean, it just doesn't make
00:11:47 So? Who needs a relationship?
00:11:53 - Don't talk shit.
00:11:56 Yeah? Well don't.
00:11:58 Come off it, man.
00:12:01 she's coming all the way
00:12:05 She's gotta have some kind of
00:12:09 Ya know, you've just
00:12:10 A beautiful actress
00:12:12 ...a lonely guy from Germany.
00:12:18 I dunno. It sounds like
00:12:20 Well, if it sounds impossible,
00:12:21 you'll just have to find yourself
00:12:24 Oh yeah? Well,
00:13:24 I got it.
00:13:27 So, where are you? I thought
00:13:31 Mikey's Dungeon of Love.
00:13:33 Ten bucks and
00:13:35 Shut up freak.
00:13:44 Oh baby, you're so naughty.
00:13:48 Give me the fucking phone.
00:13:50 Mikey!
00:13:56 - Hello? - Why do you keep hanging out
00:14:00 C'mon, he's okay...
00:14:04 And keep him in mind the next time
00:14:07 ...you wanna have him
00:14:08 because he'll get rid of the flies and
00:14:13 Yeah, I had a layover in Amsterdam,
00:14:36 God, I'm sorry, Nina. David
00:14:40 I'm sorry.
00:14:42 Seriously, it's fine. I mean,
00:14:46 so that's all that matters, right?
00:14:48 So, do you wanna take a nap
00:14:52 No, I think I'll just catch a shower,
00:14:56 Vodka?
00:14:58 Hell yeah! Kept my granddaddy alive
00:15:03 Oh, it's so good
00:15:06 It's good to see you too.
00:15:12 "Well"?! Haha!
00:15:22 Guys! Good to see you!
00:15:33 Well, it's great to see you, too!
00:15:46 - So, David, where's Linda these days?
00:15:50 - Really? Why?
00:15:54 ...eighteen-years-old
00:15:56 God, you're disgusting.
00:15:59 - That's not what she said!
00:16:02 Well, I caught her doing
00:16:05 ...to me three weeks earlier.
00:16:08 Well, my mom used to say, "Do unto others
00:16:12 More like
00:16:14 So anyways, Nina.
00:16:16 some German countryside tomorrow?
00:16:20 Yeah, sure.
00:16:21 - All right, well, you've got to get up
00:16:23 - In the morning?! - Yeah.
00:16:27 - Aw, come on, you little shit! - Ah,
00:16:32 ...and you're not dragging my
00:16:35 We'll see about that.
00:17:52 So Nina, you're like an
00:17:54 Yeah, something like that.
00:17:57 Okay, for the sake of
00:18:00 what was the favorite role
00:18:02 - That I ever played?
00:18:05 I dunno, umm... I played this mom once,
00:18:10 It was a real serious role.
00:18:13 I wind up going insane, become an
00:18:17 - Wow, sounds like a real laugh riot!
00:18:20 Was it even fun doing
00:18:23 Yeah, well the director was an asshole,
00:18:25 Why?
00:18:28 - David, what about you? - Me?
00:18:33 - What? No e-mail or anything
00:18:36 Lot of ladies,
00:18:39 - Aw, come on...
00:18:42 Yeah, I'm not asking
00:18:44 Okay, I work for a TV station
00:18:47 Nothing special, not enough money
00:18:51 I am the cameraman
00:18:53 ...and it seems to impress the
00:18:56 News? But that's not your thing, though.
00:18:58 - Nah, I'm better than the news. - Seriously.
00:19:02 You'll make it
00:19:04 Excuse me, but can we uh...
00:19:06 You're a fucking perv, but
00:19:09 - Why thank you, Nina!
00:20:16 - Hey, look! That's where we're going to go!
00:20:19 Aww, come on, man. It is such
00:20:25 - Wait a minute.
00:20:32 - This is an animal sanctuary, right?
00:20:34 Then there's no better place
00:20:37 Snake? Yeah, and let me guess...
00:20:40 Sure, this monster could
00:20:44 Eh, go take a leak, you jerk.
00:20:48 Is this a threat?
00:21:34 Andre?
00:21:39 Hello? Andre.
00:21:47 Andre? Come on, I've got
00:23:43 Whoa! Is he gonna... Whoa!
00:23:51 - What the hell are you doing?
00:23:53 - The water's great!
00:23:55 - Haha! You first! - No I'm not goin'
00:23:59 I am not going in with
00:24:01 - Well, I'm not g-...
00:24:04 I bet you don't think
00:24:06 - No!
00:24:11 Okay... right.
00:24:14 - Come on in!
00:24:26 Yeah, come on!
00:24:34 Yeah, come on in, Mike.
00:24:40 - How is it? - It's great!
00:24:44 - Come in! - Come on!
00:24:47 - Okay, okay...
00:24:51 - Ready? - We've got a major sausage party
00:24:56 - Psyche! - Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:25:00 I will see you
00:25:02 - Hey, come back!
00:25:08 - Hey!
00:25:13 Hey, you!
00:25:15 - Take these.
00:25:20 Hey you... You!
00:25:23 - Yeah, you!
00:25:27 - Thank you!
00:25:44 - Where does this path go?
00:25:48 Awesome.
00:25:50 Well, I hate to break it to
00:25:53 I don't know why the
00:25:54 - ... but they do.
00:25:59 Do you have any ideas
00:26:02 Yeah. Right straight
00:26:05 there's a tree that's just p-...
00:26:09 Watch out baby. Could be some nasty
00:26:13 And your fat
00:26:16 - Ouch!
00:26:20 - Ya know, you're one beer short of
00:26:26 Hey!
00:26:44 Tree, my ass!
00:26:50 Hello? Hello?
00:26:57 Fucking Germany.
00:27:32 David, if that's you, you've crossed
00:27:40 Show's over, dick!
00:28:03 - You're fucking nasty
00:28:06 David he was watching
00:28:09 - Sorry hotlips, but I've been chillin' here
00:28:14 I'm being serious! Hey what's up
00:28:20 - I dunno. Maybe she just doesn't like you...
00:28:25 Cut her some slack.
00:28:31 Eh, okay...
00:28:52 Nina wait...
00:28:57 - He was with me the whole time, swear.
00:29:02 Well, he acts a bit weird sometimes.
00:29:06 Yeah, but you were a bit hard
00:29:10 Look, I know you're stressed.
00:29:17 I... hope so.
00:29:21 - You've gotta leave the past behind.
00:29:25 I know, but ya know what? Just
00:29:28 doesn't mean... you can't put up a
00:29:34 You're right. I just hate the thought of
00:29:39 Look, I know you hate
00:29:41 but he does sound like a
00:29:45 That's what everybody
00:29:48 He lies to her.
00:29:53 Everyone just thinks I'm this little
00:29:56 - No one takes me seriously, Michael.
00:30:01 You... Your parents are proud of you...
00:30:06 Your daughter's old enough to know
00:30:09 I mean, ya know.
00:30:16 She is...
00:30:18 What's up?
00:30:22 - Hey, hey! What the fuck?
00:30:26 - Hey! Do you know how much shit
00:30:29 Well, just because your
00:30:32 ...you have to treat me
00:30:37 Hey man, I'm sorry!
00:30:43 It's all right, we're
00:30:46 This camping trip will
00:30:51 - I hope... damn it.
00:30:58 Any time.
00:31:02 So... 'dreamgirl', huh?
00:31:11 - Maybe.
00:32:14 Hey buddy.
00:32:18 No, nothing's happened with her yet...
00:32:22 Nah, I'm just cleaning up
00:32:27 Ok, man. I'll call you later.
00:32:59 Ya know, Michael,
00:33:02 All I've ever wanted was a big
00:33:09 She's my whole life.
00:33:11 Well why don't ya just find yourself
00:33:17 I don't need a man
00:33:18 That's not what I'm
00:33:21 You've got to find yourself
00:33:25 Hah!
00:33:28 Forget it... I just...
00:33:35 Well, you could always move
00:33:40 Hah! Kidding! Kidding!
00:33:44 Yeah... Kidding.
00:34:02 Ah, shit.
00:34:05 - What is it, guys?
00:34:10 - Wait, wait...
00:34:13 - Hey, calm down, Mike. It's okay.
00:34:17 Shit! Now what do we do?
00:34:24 Fuck... Fuck! I'm gonna
00:34:39 I have no idea...
00:34:42 I mean, my grandfather
00:34:44 but it didn't rub off on me,
00:34:48 Yeah, well, I take the subway,
00:34:55 - Great fucking vacation. - Mike calm down!
00:35:01 Crazy girl is right, bro! Relax!
00:35:05 Fun?
00:35:06 The car won't start! I mean,
00:35:09 The car won't start! Will you
00:35:11 - Um, how about 'No'?
00:35:15 As I said - We're supposed
00:35:17 Forget about the car right
00:35:21 We can't leave the car here,
00:35:24 You know, he's got a
00:35:27 We'll just leave it right here.
00:35:28 We can't just leave
00:35:30 Hurry up, Mike.
00:35:31 Come on! Just leave
00:35:34 We can get back and
00:35:36 - Hey!
00:35:39 - Did someone get the tent?
00:35:43 - Mike! Come on! The perv's checking
00:36:13 Hey, you're still awake.
00:36:15 Yeah. I was thinking about you
00:36:19 Yep, I hate it, but it's only
00:36:24 And your vocabulary?
00:36:27 Really?
00:36:30 Give me a massage.
00:36:33 Ahm: Please give me
00:36:45 - Mmmm... Very good boy.
00:36:50 - Kiss my neck...
00:37:00 - Whoa. I feel like I need a cold shower.
00:37:09 No, not yet.
00:37:18 - WHOA!
00:37:23 - Knock knock.
00:37:26 - Me!
00:37:28 Come and get me.
00:38:39 (People are singing)
00:38:44 Nina, look. This is
00:38:48 Lambchop Shishkabob?
00:38:50 No no, it's pronounced:
00:38:54 - Lannnd - shoft - skoch - kapeech?
00:38:58 Lambchop shishkabob!
00:40:31 I don't know how I feel
00:40:33 I mean, I feel guilty
00:40:36 ...when I should be home,
00:40:39 Yeah, but you need some time to yourself.
00:40:43 - This's good for you! Come on!
00:40:48 You need to relax.
00:40:51 I'm lad,
00:40:56 Ya know, Nina... I do think about you a lot.
00:41:01 I think about you a lot, too!
00:41:05 But... I do think about... that night...
00:41:13 Oh! Wow!
00:41:24 I mean, we've always been close. I...
00:41:28 Yeah.
00:41:33 I... think we could give it a try.
00:41:36 Seriously?
00:41:39 - Yeah, I guess!
00:41:44 What? That's not enough
00:41:51 - Better?
00:42:17 Where you goin'?
00:42:19 Eh, well, since there's
00:42:22 I'm gonna go bail for a while.
00:42:25 - What are you gonna do?
00:42:29 - Are you insane? We're in the middle
00:42:47 It's no martini,
00:42:56 So, how many times have you thought of
00:43:01 - What? I do not...
00:43:07 Eh... um... 432, okay?
00:43:14 Hey!
00:43:19 "Das hier ist kein Platz
00:43:23 "Bitte sprechen sie langsamer.
00:43:29 - Eh, English? American?
00:43:35 You need to leave right now!
00:43:37 What the hell?
00:43:39 - Get out of here! - Whoa.
00:43:44 No, buddy. You're the one who needs to
00:43:48 - This place isn't safe.
00:43:53 - No, call the cops now! Michael!
00:44:01 - My name is Marc.
00:44:04 My mother was a nurse...
00:44:08 One evening, he was driving them home
00:44:13 They took the scenic route...
00:44:19 They... were killed!
00:44:21 That's good... now go.
00:44:24 - Who killed your parents?
00:44:28 - Wait... was it an accident
00:44:35 What?
00:44:42 They crashed their car. Then...
00:44:47 You know what? I've had enough of you.
00:44:52 I'm serious. This place isn't safe.
00:44:58 No, you're the one who
00:45:02 Hey guys. What's up?
00:45:07 Nothing...
00:45:14 Uh, was that a threat?
00:45:27 Do you think
00:45:29 Well, he's drunk. I could
00:45:32 He probably just left a few of his
00:45:37 That guy was crazy.
00:45:41 - So, you didn't get any cell service,
00:45:44 I walked a ways out,
00:45:48 Well, I'm not tired yet. I'm gonna stay up
00:45:54 Well, thanks. I'm kinda tired,
00:45:59 - Yeah, me too.
00:46:04 Hah! And ruin your dream-come-true?
00:46:09 Come on. You're dead
00:02:56 - Pretty sure it's more like
00:03:01 - Sleep okay?
00:03:07 Just don't know
00:03:12 Yeah, that's odd.
00:03:13 Especially with that weird guy
00:03:16 I wouldn't worry. Ya know,
00:03:18 David and I went to a party and
00:03:21 and, well, he ended up home just fine.
00:03:24 - Wow. What a champ. - Eh, well, I know
00:03:29 Dave?! You didn't by any chance
00:03:35 No. Left it at home. Because,
00:03:39 Dave! Where ya at, buddy?
00:03:44 Hey Dave! Where ya at?
00:03:47 - C'mon...
00:05:59 No! No!
00:06:53 David!
00:06:57 David!
00:07:05 David?!
00:07:19 Step, step...
00:07:24 Ya know,
00:07:26 You don't suppose there was
00:07:28 ...that guy was
00:07:29 What? About monsters in the woods killing
00:08:56 Ugh...
00:09:03 Well, you've gotta excuse...
00:09:04 ...if I think that story's just
00:09:08 - Ahh! - Shit! What happened!?
00:09:15 Okay, we're gonna have
00:09:17 Okay. You ready?
00:09:20 One, two, three!
00:09:23 Aaah! Fuck!
00:09:27 - Go - go back!
00:09:30 - Go back to the car and get help.
00:09:32 I'll be right back!
00:09:38 Jesus... Christ!
00:10:39 "You have butchered them!"
00:11:47 Oh fuck, I'm back
00:16:17 Fuck.
00:16:20 Oh, God.
00:16:24 Jesus.
00:16:36 Natasha...
00:16:52 Oh, thank God.
00:17:38 Help!
00:17:44 Help!
00:17:50 Help!
00:17:52 Hello?! Is anyone there?
00:17:59 Hello?
00:18:04 Hello?
00:18:43 Government Official Found Butchered
00:18:49 More than 120 missing
00:19:04 New Victim Discovered
00:19:14 Mutilated body found
00:19:54 No... No! No!
00:19:56 News? That's not really
00:20:01 Nah, I'm better than
00:20:03 Seriously, you're a really
00:22:09 Michael! Oh my...
00:22:13 Help me... help me...
00:22:18 Wait, wait... I'll cut you down.
00:22:43 I... I was lying on the ground...
00:22:49 And these guys dragged me away.
00:22:55 - This one guy... he... he pulled
00:23:09 They... beat the hell out of me.
00:23:12 - I... I must have blacked out.
00:23:21 We've got to leave now.
00:23:25 Wait. Where's Dave?
00:23:29 Michael... Michael, we have to leave now.
00:23:35 We need Dave. Dave...
00:23:41 We need Dave... Where's Dave?
00:23:50 Where's Dave?
00:23:52 Gone.
00:23:55 Where's Dave?
00:24:02 He's... he's over there.
00:24:06 Please. Please don't look.
00:26:04 Oh God, Michael.
00:26:56 Stop!
00:27:09 What the fuck
00:27:12 Marc! Marc, help! They killed David!
00:27:17 Back the fuck up!
00:27:20 And now, since you're here, you might
00:27:31 You've got to be
00:27:33 They aren't my real family...
00:27:36 ...but after my parents were killed,
00:27:42 - It's just...
00:27:46 I spend my Summers here with them.
00:27:53 I love university.
00:27:56 It's where learned English... and it's
00:28:02 And always recommend that
00:28:08 Did you see my clippings?
00:28:15 So... Mrs. Sweetface... Did you see
00:28:24 Sometimes it's all we have
00:28:39 Sit down. Now!
00:28:49 No... No.
00:29:06 Why the hell
00:29:09 We are hunters... and a hunter
00:29:16 It's been a damn
00:29:18 Your buddy over there
00:29:23 His name was David Neumann.
00:29:26 His name could have been Jesus H. Fucking
00:29:31 He'd still be dinner.
00:29:34 You're fucking sick.
00:29:36 Shut up. Shut up!
00:29:40 Go to hell!
00:29:46 Now, I'm going out again.
00:29:52 Ma and Pa... We will take
00:30:02 Those are gonna be some
00:30:06 So... take care...
00:30:24 Look at them, Mike.
00:30:28 They're idiots.
00:30:37 We can outthink them.
00:30:41 They're predators. They don't need
00:30:46 I never bought into...
00:30:48 ...that "Only the strong survive"
00:30:53 What do you suggest we try?
00:30:56 We just try...
00:31:00 Try what?
00:31:03 We kill them.
00:31:09 But before you do anything stupid,
00:31:13 Yeah, well if I don't do something,
00:31:16 If I am gonna try, I'm gonna die trying.
00:31:25 - I don't wanna lose you.
00:33:10 Wait, wait, wait...
00:33:13 - Are you okay? - Yeah.
00:33:29 - Fuck!
00:33:31 - Come on! We gotta go!
00:36:40 Come on. Get up...
00:36:50 - Quiet! I've been tracking them!
00:36:54 You know what.
00:36:58 You've been watching us this whole time
00:37:01 I couldn't give away my position.
00:37:04 I've been tracking them
00:37:09 My frend is dead...
00:37:13 They killed my family!
00:37:48 I had to stay quiet.
00:37:51 Any little slip-up and...
00:38:12 Listen, Sweetface.
00:39:34 So, what do we do now?
00:39:41 I don't know.
00:39:57 I love you.
00:40:03 Well then...
00:40:08 ...I guess life goes on, huh?
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