Xia Ri Fu Xing Twinkle Twinkle Lucky Stars

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00:00:54 In 1945 the United States dropped
00:01:03 In 1964 America
00:01:09 In 1976 America launched
00:01:14 And brought it back
00:01:18 In 1983 Britain went to war with
00:01:22 unleashing the horror
00:01:27 However, none of these has anything
00:01:35 Executive Producer: Cho Yan-yuk
00:01:39 Produced by: Sammo Hung Kam-po
00:01:43 Line Producers: Chen Chi-wai,
00:01:48 Assistant Producers: Cho Ken-nan,
00:01:53 Director: Sammo Hung Kam-po
00:02:21 Hey!
00:02:38 - Give me a hand.
00:02:43 I cook breakfast
00:02:46 But it'll be your job from tomorrow.
00:02:48 So you better find out
00:02:52 - What about drinks?
00:02:59 - Good morning.
00:03:04 Who wants to challenge me?
00:03:09 - We all will.
00:03:13 - Yeah.
00:03:19 Watch it!
00:03:24 You're soaking me!
00:03:25 Watch what you say
00:03:29 I see what you mean now.
00:03:34 - Did you hear the door?
00:03:36 Open the door, then!
00:03:43 Hi, Barbara.
00:03:48 - Fellows, look who's here.
00:03:51 Breakfast? Aren't you ready yet?
00:03:54 - Ready for what?
00:03:57 When I phoned I told you,
00:03:59 - Phone call?
00:04:06 What? I didn't want you to go.
00:04:08 I'm leaving tomorrow,
00:04:12 If you can get ready in five minutes,
00:04:18 Wait for me!
00:04:20 Barbara. See you soon?
00:04:25 Easy.
00:04:32 Hello, I'm your guide on this tour
00:04:36 Nice to meet you.
00:04:38 Thank you for joining our tour.
00:04:40 Now we're going to
00:04:42 We'll be arriving there
00:04:45 Oh, no!
00:04:49 So we'll have to put up
00:04:52 He's very boring!
00:04:54 We can play games with you!
00:04:56 Do you want to play hide-and-seek
00:05:00 Juveniles.
00:05:02 Don't forget your bags!
00:05:07 Here we are. This way!
00:05:11 - It's gorgeous!
00:05:13 Yeah!
00:05:14 - Can you swim?
00:05:17 - Swimming? Let's follow them!
00:05:25 I'll put some cream on you.
00:05:28 - Fast Buck.
00:05:32 You can do it.
00:05:36 Come on!
00:05:41 - Do they think I'm your girlfriend?
00:05:44 Let me confess how I feel about you.
00:05:47 Rawhide told me -
00:05:50 Love is the ultimate feeling.
00:05:52 Fast Buck...
00:05:53 I've never loved you.
00:05:59 And I never will.
00:06:01 This is how I feel about you.
00:06:04 Last time I wanted you...
00:06:07 to come with me
00:06:10 That was why
00:06:15 I am sorry for...
00:06:18 giving you the wrong hint.
00:06:21 I shouldn't have said
00:06:24 I hope you can forgive me for this.
00:06:27 Don't take it too hard.
00:06:29 We can still be friends.
00:06:35 Fast Buck?
00:06:56 How do girls rate men
00:06:59 We've made it! We're there,
00:07:04 Are you sure
00:07:06 Of course! I can even feel
00:07:10 If it wasn't for you, I would've
00:07:14 I'll keep quiet. Sorry!
00:07:33 I'll give all of you
00:07:50 Help!
00:07:51 It's an earthquake.
00:07:54 - It's an earthquake!
00:07:57 Sorry!
00:08:01 What are you doing?
00:08:06 You fat louse,
00:08:11 Hi! Having a good time,
00:08:14 We ain't big spenders.
00:08:16 I told the girls
00:08:18 Why?
00:08:19 Those girls want to know about you.
00:08:24 - Yeah, you're right.
00:08:28 - What are you talking about?
00:08:32 Shut up, you stupid boy.
00:08:35 - Hi.
00:08:38 We scored.
00:08:41 What do you mean?
00:08:42 The Dow-Jones rose and there's
00:08:49 - Did you make any money?
00:08:52 - Order food!
00:08:54 You get some, we've eaten already.
00:08:58 You might have had enough,
00:09:00 Order anything you like -
00:09:10 So that guy falls down.
00:09:23 It's really funny.
00:09:24 - Miss, we...
00:09:27 Are you sure?
00:09:28 - I really like your jokes.
00:09:30 OK, I'll continue.
00:09:32 Roundhead,
00:09:35 Let me grope her when she laughs.
00:09:40 Try this, a boy and his girlfriend
00:09:45 the boy looks very sad.
00:09:47 The girl says "why so sad?
00:09:50 He replies "how?"
00:09:52 She whispers "with one hand
00:09:57 He thinks a while and says "no".
00:09:59 So the girl says
00:10:00 "maybe with both hands I can
00:10:05 So the boy thinks again
00:10:08 So she says,
00:10:11 "with both hands
00:10:14 He can't say no to that
00:10:22 - You're hurting me.
00:10:23 - Your turn now.
00:10:26 You don't get off that easily.
00:10:28 Come on,
00:10:30 - I want you to tell us a joke, now!
00:10:35 There's a girl called Joan of Arc
00:10:39 That's it.
00:10:40 It's not funny at all.
00:10:42 - Jokes are supposed to be funny.
00:10:46 Come on, tell us a joke,
00:10:51 He's crying, he can't tell jokes.
00:10:54 Let's hear it, but remember,
00:10:58 This dumb guy goes on his first date
00:11:04 I knew you were going to do that.
00:11:06 - Right, pay up, we're going.
00:11:10 No way! We know your game,
00:11:14 Dancing with you? Forget it.
00:11:16 She's right. Thanks
00:11:21 - We better go.
00:11:26 Don't leave just yet!
00:11:27 - Who's gonna pay the bill?
00:11:31 - It is your fault! I'll beat you up.
00:11:34 - Stop!
00:11:37 Sir!
00:11:39 - Did you find the soothsayer?
00:11:42 Good!
00:11:43 - Your bill, sir.
00:11:47 - That guy over there.
00:12:01 This is it.
00:12:04 Who's gonna be my interpreter?
00:12:05 He speaks your language
00:12:09 - So be careful with what you say.
00:12:12 - Good luck.
00:12:16 - That depends.
00:12:19 It'll depend on what happens.
00:12:21 If he puts a curse on you,
00:12:24 And my boat will be gone.
00:12:39 Sir, your magic's great
00:12:42 - I...
00:12:51 It's foreign currency,
00:12:54 All money is good, only men are bad.
00:12:57 But there is good or bad magic.
00:12:59 - Which one would you like to learn?
00:13:05 Good magic helps folks.
00:13:10 - I'll learn bad magic, then.
00:13:14 I'm fresh out of good magic.
00:13:16 Tell me,
00:13:21 I'd say you would use it
00:13:24 Right, and their money, too!
00:13:26 At least you're honest.
00:13:30 I can tell just by looking at you.
00:13:37 - But how do you know that?
00:13:40 he who is blind is cunning,
00:13:44 I don't fit in either of them.
00:13:45 I haven't finished,
00:13:49 he who has long chin is randy.
00:13:52 So I'd say you are
00:13:57 Since you're very keen,
00:14:00 OK.
00:14:01 Shirt off.
00:14:03 Compose your thoughts,
00:14:06 keep your eyes to the front
00:14:09 What? Stop breathing?
00:14:11 Woman, get ready.
00:14:36 Get up, it's over.
00:14:40 - That was quick.
00:14:44 Now, think of any woman
00:14:47 then stick the pin in the doll,
00:14:51 and she'll give herself to you.
00:14:55 Are you sure? Will it work?
00:14:57 You can try it now. Woman!
00:15:03 Two hearts in one,
00:15:14 - Who were you thinking of?
00:15:17 What? Are you gay?
00:15:19 No way - I wanna see if it works!
00:15:21 You mean you don't trust me?
00:15:23 Not at first, but I do now!
00:15:25 I did it!
00:15:33 - What are they talking about?
00:15:37 Are you sure it works?
00:15:39 Will it work on any woman?
00:15:41 I'm not betting on it.
00:15:44 And I know how to
00:15:47 I agree - it could be a disaster.
00:15:51 Shut up or I'll kill you!
00:15:55 Forget about him,
00:15:58 I use the pin, say the words
00:16:01 - They're gonna try magic on us.
00:16:05 I don't think
00:16:08 Let's teach them a lesson.
00:16:09 We'll try their magic.
00:16:12 - It might work.
00:16:14 You might!
00:16:21 Here come the girls. Open the door!
00:16:26 Welcome to our humble lodgings.
00:16:31 What a welcome,
00:16:34 What have you in mind -
00:16:38 Of course not!
00:16:39 - How do you know that?
00:16:45 How do you like this little dolly?
00:16:48 - It's gorgeous!
00:16:52 Let me see! She's beautiful.
00:16:54 - She looks like you!
00:16:56 Yeah, she does.
00:16:58 Is there anything special about it?
00:17:00 It is special -
00:17:04 He's staring at you.
00:17:08 Come on,
00:17:10 - Come on.
00:17:14 I love you. Two hearts in one.
00:17:17 The one in red.
00:17:24 Honey... Darling...
00:17:28 One more time.
00:17:31 Macho man...
00:17:33 Are you crazy?
00:17:35 - Hold it. Have you ever been dumped?
00:17:39 Now, you're in trouble,
00:17:43 I love you.
00:17:44 Sandy, don't be so selfish!
00:17:48 Don't you dare insult him!
00:17:49 Stop! Don't hurt him,
00:17:52 Please don't!
00:17:56 Why am I holding you?!
00:17:59 - Great.
00:18:01 - What was that?
00:18:04 Let me try.
00:18:06 Friends don't count
00:18:08 - Selfish creep.
00:18:10 - You bet.
00:18:18 He's got all of them!
00:18:20 Take it easy. One by one.
00:18:24 Come on in.
00:18:29 Lucky bastard.
00:18:37 - Did you hear that?
00:18:42 Well, anyone else know bad magic?
00:18:45 What about you?
00:18:47 - No, I don't know.
00:18:49 - It's your friend's.
00:18:52 - It's your friend's.
00:18:56 - It's your friend's.
00:18:58 Let's take a look.
00:19:02 I'm sorry, I won't do it again -
00:19:05 I won't do it again.
00:19:11 Are we still going for lunch?
00:19:34 Yes?
00:19:35 Superintendent!
00:19:38 Fast Buck!
00:19:46 Fast Buck?
00:19:48 I got a call
00:19:50 An informer has some valuable
00:19:54 - Will you give me some backup?
00:19:59 Fast Buck, look at me.
00:20:02 What, you wanna tell me
00:20:06 I don't. It's not that at all.
00:20:08 I wanna see how a brave man like you
00:20:12 I'm not a coward.
00:20:13 I just don't want to be
00:20:18 Right. When I needed some help
00:20:24 I'm very disappointed.
00:20:26 But I know...
00:20:28 even if I get killed,
00:20:32 I'll tell you something, it's
00:20:36 but to help someone in return
00:20:41 Understand?
00:20:47 "Understand?"
00:21:15 Ready?
00:22:37 Let me.
00:24:44 He's over there! Hurry!
00:25:03 Where did you send the letter?
00:25:05 To Hong Kong.
00:25:07 Where in Hong Kong?
00:25:14 Let's take him to hospital first.
00:25:19 Too late, he's dead.
00:25:24 At least you managed to kill him,
00:25:26 though he was
00:25:31 No need. My men will fix it.
00:25:35 I want you to kill a man
00:25:37 His name's Lau,
00:25:40 And collect a registered letter
00:25:43 We found the receipt for the letter
00:25:48 It may contain evidence
00:25:51 We're killers, we're not postmen.
00:25:54 All right, make sure you kill
00:25:58 That will make sure
00:26:40 Girls, who are you looking for?
00:26:49 Sorry, I don't understand.
00:26:57 You're not girls!
00:27:46 Hey, is this a kung fu lesson?
00:27:49 I'm a kung fu master,
00:27:53 Let me teach you.
00:27:57 Fast Buck, are they broads?
00:27:59 I haven't found out.
00:28:08 Good job I know how to dance,
00:28:18 Sorry, the dance is over.
00:28:50 - What's going on?
00:28:53 - Really?!
00:28:57 - The others are having a massage.
00:29:04 When we're together,
00:29:08 What's that?
00:29:11 OK, it's me that feels secure.
00:29:13 Cut out the nonsense
00:29:44 Be careful. Don't miss anything.
00:29:46 Yes, boss.
00:29:52 - Don't worry, boss.
00:30:02 No fishing here - go away!
00:30:04 OK, we're just leaving!
00:30:58 Look out!
00:31:05 Freeze!
00:31:08 Police!
00:31:14 How many can you take
00:31:20 Don't move!
00:31:23 Freeze! What about 18 bullets?
00:31:26 Do you have 18 men here?
00:31:28 See? Hit the jackpot
00:31:31 You bet. Smooth as silk.
00:31:36 You! Don't move!
00:31:50 Don't move!
00:31:52 Freeze!
00:32:05 Get over there! All on that side!
00:32:14 Get him!
00:32:16 Hold it! Don't move!
00:32:30 Come on, you'd have to be a klutz
00:32:38 At least we'll die together.
00:32:42 Don't move!
00:32:49 What now?
00:32:51 Empty your guns
00:33:06 - Do we have to use our fists?
00:33:10 - Yeah, but only two at a time.
00:33:15 - What about the rest?
00:33:20 Get them!
00:35:24 Take him!
00:36:17 Freeze! Police! Don't move!
00:36:19 Don't shoot, it'll go up in flames.
00:36:23 Don't move, police!
00:36:26 - All right, book 'em!
00:36:33 You have the right to remain silent.
00:36:35 Anything you say
00:36:37 Have you got anything to say?
00:36:40 Move it.
00:36:46 Flowers are cheap today,
00:36:51 Who's there? Show your ID card.
00:36:54 May I ask...
00:36:55 No questions. Don't bother me.
00:37:02 I don't need
00:37:04 Please open up, mister.
00:37:07 What a beautiful voice.
00:37:12 I told you it would work,
00:37:15 What is it? A message for me?
00:37:21 I know my rights.
00:37:25 Cool it, we have a warrant.
00:37:28 If you like, call HQ,
00:37:32 We're from Special Branch,
00:37:35 I'm Inspector Woo,
00:37:40 Sorry, must be sure. Can't tell cops
00:37:45 Do you live here alone?
00:37:47 No, I rent a room to an
00:37:50 It's her we're looking for.
00:37:52 I don't know if she's up.
00:37:59 - What's wrong?
00:38:01 She's changing - if I didn't scream
00:38:05 I think you peep at her everyday.
00:38:07 - You...
00:38:09 - Sorry.
00:38:11 - Are you Chi-chi Wang?
00:38:14 We want a word with her alone.
00:38:16 So take a walk,
00:38:19 Don't give me that crap!
00:38:23 We share our problems.
00:38:24 Miss Wang
00:38:27 - What?
00:38:30 You can't leave now.
00:38:33 - What murder did you say?
00:38:39 - Melvin was murdered?
00:38:42 I wouldn't speak ill of the dead.
00:38:44 I'm still a happy man,
00:38:47 - His death...
00:38:49 Watch your manners.
00:38:52 If you want to be co-operative,
00:38:57 I can't! What about my bad breath?
00:39:06 Miss Wang, we'd like to know
00:39:11 Yes, he usually sent
00:39:15 But we were just friends.
00:39:17 Would you show us the letters?
00:39:21 All right, I'll get them for you.
00:39:25 But if you want to
00:39:27 a writing guide offers better value.
00:39:29 Ma was absolutely disgusting!
00:39:31 He described women as ashtrays,
00:39:33 "You're my ashtray,
00:39:38 "Be patient,
00:39:41 Don't you think that's disgusting?
00:39:43 So you read her letters?
00:39:46 They're all here.
00:39:55 - Is this all of them?
00:39:59 I don't think it's arrived.
00:40:01 Miss Wang, apart from us,
00:40:04 there are some crooks also
00:40:08 Really?!
00:40:10 I told you that Ma was up to no good.
00:40:13 It's too dangerous to stay here.
00:40:16 So we think you should move out.
00:40:18 Move out? Where to?
00:40:21 Where?
00:40:22 We'll put you in a safe place.
00:40:29 That goes for you, too.
00:40:31 No. It's my home, I was born here.
00:40:36 If you don't, you will die here.
00:40:38 What? Who'd wanna kill me?
00:40:40 They don't play games.
00:40:43 They're animals, then.
00:40:46 - Man is a superior creature...
00:40:50 It's for your own good.
00:40:51 Don't you worry, I can manage!
00:40:54 I've known how to take care of myself
00:40:58 Johnny, haven't you packed?
00:41:00 The devil himself
00:41:02 You'll be safe to stay with me here,
00:41:07 I think we should leave.
00:41:09 No. I'll stay here,
00:41:14 Barbara, can you two
00:41:16 All right, come on.
00:41:26 Look, don't try using force,
00:41:30 You could get hurt.
00:41:33 I'll show you how these crooks
00:41:36 What, you mean guns or kung fu?
00:41:47 - Are you trying to castrate Cho?
00:41:51 He may become impotent,
00:41:55 Concentrate.
00:42:03 Checkmate.
00:42:19 Let's go over there.
00:42:24 How did it taste?
00:42:25 You can find out yourself.
00:42:29 Are you kidding?
00:42:32 Listen, you need brains
00:42:35 If every move has to count,
00:42:38 - I've had enough!
00:42:41 Get out of the way!
00:42:45 Stop staring.
00:42:51 Hide it!
00:42:57 - It's a man.
00:43:02 You little bugger.
00:43:07 - No!
00:43:09 Please! Remember my foot,
00:43:12 - One more word... and I'll kill you!
00:43:17 - Who is it?
00:43:20 Make it a woman!
00:43:32 Sorry, Miss. Are you all right?
00:43:36 - Is this...
00:43:39 You can even stay overnight -
00:43:42 What's your name?
00:43:45 - His real name is Rum...
00:43:50 You see? You see?
00:43:53 - A girl, look!
00:43:58 Barbara! We missed you!
00:44:04 - Did I say something wrong?
00:44:10 Can't you just shut up?
00:44:11 - Come on in.
00:44:21 Trading in the old
00:44:24 What?
00:44:28 Only you know if it's old or new.
00:44:32 If you want to break up then do it,
00:44:38 All right, I won't let
00:44:42 From now on it's me for myself.
00:44:46 I didn't realise, you're actors.
00:44:52 I mean, normal people
00:44:54 Well, unless you're theatre actors.
00:44:57 You don't expect me
00:45:00 Don't worry, I once had to
00:45:04 And their behaviours can make you
00:45:09 So what are you trying to say?
00:45:12 Can't you keep quiet,
00:45:14 I'd prefer that
00:45:17 What do you mean, Curly?
00:00:05 Why are you worrying about
00:00:08 I figured that from what she said,
00:00:10 your behaviours would make me
00:00:14 Shouldn't I be worried, then?
00:00:16 Really? So you're looking
00:00:19 Fast Buck, where are your manners?
00:00:23 That'll teach him.
00:00:25 You're all educated -
00:00:29 Why don't we take a walk
00:00:34 - Sorry, no.
00:00:37 You should know
00:00:41 Shut up!
00:00:42 You might stop me talking,
00:00:50 Hold this.
00:00:52 I'll shut him up.
00:00:56 They'll both have to
00:00:59 And... and you?
00:01:03 I'm still on the case.
00:01:04 I thank all of you
00:01:08 - We don't expect that!
00:01:11 Just something to grease the palm.
00:01:16 Shut up or I'll shut you up, too.
00:01:18 Since you're staying
00:01:21 My room's the cleanest room
00:01:24 It's big enough for two.
00:01:26 You can stay in Kevin's room,
00:01:31 What about me?
00:01:34 Don't worry, they'll find
00:01:39 I'm clean and healthy.
00:01:43 I don't intend to catch the pox!
00:01:45 Weren't you gonna shut him up?
00:01:49 Did you concentrate
00:01:53 - No.
00:01:59 - That girl.
00:02:04 All right, having listened to you,
00:02:09 You gentlemen
00:02:12 Horny but chicken.
00:02:15 - Miss Wang...
00:02:18 I'll be OK. Go back to your job,
00:02:21 She's right, you'd better go.
00:02:24 As a guardian of the law,
00:02:27 I'll go to my room.
00:02:28 - I'll carry your case.
00:02:31 You first.
00:02:33 I've got to go.
00:02:46 - Thanks a lot.
00:03:01 Come on!
00:03:02 Here they come.
00:03:06 Come on.
00:03:11 One, two, three.
00:03:15 - You hit me!
00:03:19 - One more step and I'll kill you!
00:03:23 - You're asking for it.
00:03:27 Stop!
00:03:31 Let go. I wanna kill the bastard.
00:03:37 - Come on!
00:03:40 - How dare you?!
00:03:44 Let go...
00:03:45 - Can you stop him, please?!
00:03:48 - Stop fighting, will you?
00:03:52 - Please stop!
00:03:54 - It wasn't your business!
00:03:56 - You two, stop fighting!
00:03:59 - I'll kill you!
00:04:01 - Let me go!
00:04:04 - Come on, you fat louse.
00:04:08 Stop fighting each other!
00:04:11 No way, I won't.
00:04:12 - Just put down your hands first.
00:04:19 - Stop fighting!
00:04:24 - Serves you right, fatty!
00:04:28 Sorry.
00:04:30 It's none of your business!
00:04:36 Why did you hit Sandy?
00:04:38 Stop! I'll kill you!
00:04:42 What's wrong?
00:04:46 - You all right?
00:04:50 You're coughing blood!
00:04:52 It's nothing,
00:04:55 - Why did he hit you like that?
00:04:59 Before I die,
00:05:01 - Sure.
00:05:04 Will you kiss me?
00:05:06 Please?! I'm going to die.
00:05:13 Coughing blood? That's my trick!
00:05:17 I thought you forgot, so I did it.
00:05:22 Stop fighting! I'm really scared.
00:05:28 What was that?!
00:05:30 You crazy sex maniacs!
00:05:37 - What's going on?
00:05:41 She's trying to catch it in her room.
00:05:44 Don't just stand there - help her!
00:05:48 I'll catch it! I'll protect you!
00:05:52 Where...
00:05:57 Women?! They're hopeless.
00:06:09 More, more.
00:06:16 Watch it, dummy!
00:06:46 - There's a fire, help!
00:06:50 - It's a stick-up.
00:06:52 - There's a fire.
00:06:55 I'm all right.
00:06:57 - How come you're all here?
00:07:02 Don't waste time now.
00:07:05 - We've got to find a way out.
00:07:08 No, it's too hard,
00:07:11 What should we do?
00:07:14 All right, this is no time
00:07:18 we'll make a rope and climb down.
00:07:21 Hurry up!
00:07:25 Why aren't you...?
00:07:28 It's silk. It won't be any good
00:07:32 Really? Let me have a look.
00:07:35 Silk is highly flammable,
00:07:40 Just do it! Hurry up!
00:07:45 Hurry!
00:07:46 - We've made it.
00:07:54 - Have you made the rope?
00:07:58 Quick!
00:08:08 - I've dropped the sheets!
00:08:16 This place is full of smoke now!
00:08:18 Go get a wet towel to seal the door.
00:08:21 - Come on, Fast Buck!
00:08:23 - Come on, hurry!
00:08:25 - Hurry!
00:08:28 There are no more towels left!
00:08:30 - Now what?
00:08:37 - Roundhead's fainted!
00:08:43 - Fast Buck, you're useless.
00:08:47 The smoke is still pouring in.
00:08:50 What are we gonna do?
00:08:51 We might make it,
00:08:55 - But I've got an idea.
00:08:57 But it can only save one person -
00:08:59 lie underwater in the bath tub
00:09:02 Not you, you coward.
00:09:04 It's not for me.
00:09:07 Go and do what Kevin just said.
00:09:09 We'll try and get out of here
00:09:14 - There's no time to hesitate. Quick!
00:09:24 Go on, hurry.
00:09:34 Come on, lift Roundhead.
00:09:42 Miss Wang, why aren't you
00:09:45 Come on.
00:09:48 Let's go.
00:09:50 You first.
00:09:57 We've made it this time.
00:10:04 - What's that? Something's burning?
00:10:09 Come on.
00:11:02 - Have you put out the fire?
00:11:12 I meant...
00:11:21 Help yourselves, don't wait for me.
00:11:24 I should really thank you
00:11:28 - What?
00:11:29 Sit down, then.
00:11:35 - Do you think I'm an idiot?
00:11:38 That's fine.
00:11:41 Sit down.
00:11:44 What are you talking about?
00:11:46 Nothing. Just kidding around.
00:11:49 - Tuck in, Miss Wang.
00:11:57 Don't worry, I just wanna
00:12:01 Miss, you're a great cook.
00:12:03 I agree.
00:12:06 - What did you say?
00:12:10 I said
00:12:12 "we could save up enough
00:12:15 I meant to say
00:12:19 - All right?
00:12:20 - What did I say?
00:12:22 Guess it was.
00:12:25 I heard what you said,
00:12:28 it's the wrong word,
00:12:31 I see.
00:12:35 Roundhead, you're rambling again.
00:12:39 OK, I'll get it right.
00:12:41 Last night, when we saw your body,
00:12:46 He's only kidding.
00:12:47 I'd like to take this opportunity
00:12:51 - Welcome!
00:12:54 Yeah, because we never use
00:12:59 I'll shut up and eat my food.
00:13:02 We're going to the rehearsal
00:13:05 Anyone want to join us?
00:13:07 But we wouldn't
00:13:11 Pity, there are lots of pretty girls.
00:13:13 It doesn't hurt to learn acting,
00:13:19 - Our jobs cost taxpayers millions.
00:13:22 Then you're wrong.
00:13:24 Your monthly salary, rent for
00:13:28 they all cost money.
00:13:30 All right, carry on.
00:13:31 All this money is meant to
00:13:35 but we're doing the reverse -
00:13:39 I'm fed up with those damn cops.
00:13:43 I've lost $40 million
00:13:46 Good job I can trust you.
00:13:48 Have you sorted it out?
00:13:50 All sorted.
00:13:54 I'm going out,
00:14:09 Let's go.
00:15:02 That's not Lau.
00:15:03 It must be. Let's take a look.
00:15:12 Turn back!
00:15:54 The motorbikes!
00:17:55 I'm no hero, I'm a cop.
00:18:11 Your orders were to protect Lau,
00:18:13 but he was killed
00:18:16 We didn't see it, Chief.
00:18:20 It was his fault,
00:18:23 Forget it, you're off the case.
00:18:25 You'll help Inspector Woo.
00:18:29 Don't forget,
00:18:32 Understood, sir.
00:18:38 Amy will explain what's involved.
00:18:40 I must go to rehearsals.
00:18:44 She's pretty.
00:18:45 Which group would you like to join?
00:18:47 Don't join the theatre group,
00:18:52 Theatre group!
00:18:53 You'll regret it.
00:18:55 Fill in these forms, you'll get
00:19:01 - Amy, you're so helpful.
00:19:05 Thanks, Amy.
00:19:12 Sorry, Amy. I've sprained my wrist
00:19:16 - Would you fill it in for me?
00:19:18 - Your name?
00:19:20 - Surname?
00:19:25 Your parents name you that?
00:19:28 No, as soon as I was born
00:19:32 Don't know why.
00:19:34 But my friends agree
00:19:37 - Really. Your birth place?
00:19:40 Canton? How do you spell that?
00:19:43 You don't know how to spell Canton?
00:19:47 OK.
00:19:49 Fill in the form yourself,
00:19:55 Name: Rawhide ID No: B2560136
00:20:00 Rawhide, your age is wrong.
00:20:02 - What's wrong with it?
00:20:04 - That's none of your business.
00:20:13 "Judo Room"
00:20:25 - Let's change our clothes.
00:20:27 - Judo kits.
00:20:28 - No.
00:20:30 - Looks like fun.
00:20:32 Come on!
00:20:44 Find a place and sit down.
00:20:51 In Judo, you defeat your opponents
00:20:55 Keeping the balance is the key.
00:20:57 I'll do a couple
00:21:02 I need a partner, any volunteers?
00:21:07 Step over here.
00:21:09 Me?
00:21:10 You seem to be pretty tough.
00:21:13 Yeah, you're absolutely right.
00:21:48 You must be tired, sit down.
00:21:51 Not me. On your feet.
00:21:54 Very nice!
00:22:01 She's fantastic.
00:22:03 Who else wants a try?
00:22:05 Me!
00:22:09 How about the big fellow?
00:22:12 Me? No, I can't.
00:22:14 Let me demonstrate
00:22:18 Go on, Fast Buck, get a grope.
00:22:20 No, I really can't.
00:22:22 Don't worry, I'll be gentle.
00:22:26 Come on.
00:22:32 - Please, don't force me.
00:22:53 Sorry, I'm not used
00:22:59 Sorry.
00:23:00 Would anyone else like to try?
00:23:04 - Please, show me how to do it!
00:23:17 Kevin, having fun?
00:23:20 I was playing with my fingers,
00:23:22 - Why is that?
00:23:27 Who plays the lead?
00:23:30 I'm the star, but my co-star,
00:23:34 and his men are not here yet.
00:23:35 Wait no more.
00:23:39 You're the director, shall we begin?
00:23:43 They ought to replace you.
00:23:46 - Why not?
00:23:48 - I know it's a crazy idea...
00:23:51 Sorry, that's the wrong word.
00:23:55 I want to inject new ideas
00:24:00 Her beauty
00:24:03 So it would give hope
00:24:07 Right!
00:24:08 Why don't you let us help you
00:24:11 That would be great! You play
00:24:15 Just try to make it flow, so Romeo
00:24:19 What? So we're really props, then.
00:24:21 That doesn't matter, does it?
00:24:24 OK, we'll start from
00:24:36 Romeo, they are coming.
00:24:46 Romeo, so you do have
00:24:50 Show me your... Show me your...
00:24:54 - Face!
00:24:56 There's love and honesty in my face.
00:24:58 Even if I had no courage
00:25:02 Strike him! He's too... He's too...
00:25:05 - Arrogant.
00:25:08 You can't even read,
00:25:12 That's not in the script.
00:25:13 Of course, it's not in the script.
00:25:16 I said it
00:25:18 They're illiterate,
00:25:22 Why can't illiterates be actors?
00:25:25 Not all of them, but most of them.
00:25:27 Do you know the word
00:25:33 You don't know?
00:25:34 Fertiliser.
00:25:35 Stuff your face with it.
00:25:39 This is a very easy word,
00:25:42 I tell you, it doesn't even exist.
00:25:44 Forget it.
00:25:48 Look, it's a rehearsal,
00:25:52 If we blow the lines,
00:25:55 Good idea!
00:25:57 Let's continue, then.
00:26:00 - Where were we?
00:26:03 He's too arrogant.
00:26:04 I beg you, brother,
00:26:07 If he's hurt,
00:26:09 Juliet, fear not!
00:26:15 - Romeo.
00:26:18 Juliet,
00:26:22 I cannot bear to see you
00:26:27 Look at me,
00:26:34 Romeo is not a demon, he's not!
00:26:37 He is the devil's brother!
00:26:39 Right! Kill him! Kill the swine!
00:26:47 I can't take it any more.
00:26:51 Juliet.
00:26:53 Romeo, you should be holding her!
00:26:56 If you don't wanna do that,
00:26:58 - Yeah!
00:27:00 Even gays don't
00:27:02 Say it to him, not me!
00:27:05 - Sorry.
00:27:10 What are you doing?
00:27:12 It's these glasses. I'll go home
00:27:15 You're Romeo,
00:27:18 - Right?
00:27:20 If wasn't for art
00:27:29 - Your coffee.
00:27:44 - I've got a letter for Miss Wang.
00:27:47 - Miss Chi-chi Wang?
00:27:50 Sign here.
00:28:02 - Who's the letter for?
00:28:05 Didn't mean to be nosy.
00:28:16 - Why are you back?
00:28:18 No need to shout.
00:28:23 - Shut up, or I'll kick you out.
00:28:29 It's two blank sheets of paper.
00:28:33 You didn't kick me out,
00:28:35 Piss off!
00:28:40 It's blood, you bastard!
00:28:43 but you can never
00:28:46 When I was about to shoot,
00:29:18 Rick, are you all right?
00:29:20 - A suspicious postman just left.
00:29:23 - Where is he?
00:29:27 Let's go upstairs first.
00:29:51 May I help you, sir?
00:29:56 Where is the toilet?
00:29:57 - To your right.
00:30:01 Hello?
00:31:16 Anyone there?
00:32:27 You sure? He pointed a gun at you
00:32:30 Yes, it was a real gun.
00:32:32 Did he do anything?
00:32:34 She could've been raped
00:32:37 Let's take a look.
00:32:38 It's the ladies toilet.
00:32:40 - That's why we have to take a look.
00:32:46 What's your hurry?
00:32:51 That's him.
00:32:53 Careful, he might have a gun.
00:32:55 So you are not blind!
00:32:57 - What did he say?
00:33:05 Freeze!
00:33:22 Hurry, hurry...
00:33:26 We've got to save Roundhead, somehow.
00:33:29 - How?
00:33:31 That's right. Try it.
00:33:33 All right.
00:33:35 Hello there!
00:33:39 I just tried. It didn't work.
00:33:57 He's out of bullets!
00:34:31 Hold it!
00:34:33 Police! Down, everyone!
00:34:49 I know you're out of ammo -
00:35:59 Muscles is wounded.
00:36:01 - What do we do?
00:36:03 - I can't, they have guns.
00:36:24 Go on, get him!
00:37:22 No, I'll be OK!
00:37:35 I'm OK. It's only blood.
00:37:47 Painful?
00:38:25 It doesn't hurt at all.
00:38:27 Because my whole damn body is numb.
00:40:08 Wonderful! Great! Super!
00:40:10 - Who's the smart-ass that pushed me?
00:40:13 You help Muscles.
00:40:16 We'll get the other guy.
00:40:18 Come on!
00:41:03 He's still alive.
00:41:04 - Fast Buck, forget the manners!
00:41:07 Get him!
00:42:56 Fast Buck, thanks a lot.
00:42:58 You're welcome.
00:43:00 Are you all right?
00:43:03 - It's OK.
00:43:05 Let me lock those guys up first.
00:43:08 Let me! I'll do it!
00:43:11 Move it!
00:43:16 - I don't believe it!
00:43:20 - I don't believe it.
00:43:24 - I don't believe it.
00:43:26 - I don't believe this.
00:43:33 - I don't believe it.
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