Xiao Quan Guai Zhao Revenge of the Dragon AKA The Fearless Hyena
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- Master! How are you? |
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I'm lucky to be alive! |
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We must tell Master Chen |
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to go into hiding at once |
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Master, your leg is very |
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I think it's best you go into |
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We'll cover you |
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OK, take care |
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Let's go! |
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Brother, take care! |
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Let's split up |
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Go that way! |
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I see you hiding there |
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Yen, you running dog |
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Aren't you ashamed |
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Shut up, Ching! |
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If you tell me where Chen is... |
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I'll spare your life |
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and give you |
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Stop dreaming! |
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which is started by none other |
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I will not be a traitor |
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I'm not going to cooperate |
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Don't think that having a few evil tricks |
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will help you terrorize us |
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I'll fight you, even if it kills me! |
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You should give it some careful thought |
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I just want your life! |
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Today is the day you die! |
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Tell me where Chen is, now! |
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We've just moved here |
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and you're causing trouble already |
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What do I normally teach you? |
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Study the literatures. Act with reason |
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What else? |
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Train hard but never use Kung Fu |
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Have you finished your training today? |
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I was just about to start |
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Grandpa, shall I start now? |
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Go ahead! |
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kick... kick |
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1, 2, 3... kick! |
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Twist and turn! |
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I've finished! |
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I'm too old. My eyes are blurred |
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That was too quick! I couldn't see clearly |
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Do it again slowly so that I can see |
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- What is this? |
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It's footwork, all right |
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but not quite steady |
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Show me a proper stance |
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I said a proper stance, |
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not a puppy stance! |
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Cross stance! |
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What else? |
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The Unicorn step! Twist right, twist left! |
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Steady yet? |
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Steady! |
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Move! |
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I can't! |
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Why not? |
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I'm so steady I'm grounded |
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Grounded? |
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There's another stance! |
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I know! The twisted stance. How's this? |
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Not this one! |
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Another new stance? What is it? |
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The upside down stance |
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No, not this! |
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Stop your nonsense. Start! |
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I don't know how |
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Grandpa, don't! |
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This is my own special bowl! |
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Breaking it is like breaking my rice bowl! |
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- Understand? |
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If anything happens to it, you've had it |
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I can't hold on much longer. |
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To the toilet! |
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Hurry back! I can't stand it much more |
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This seems like fun |
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This? Here, take it! |
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I want this one |
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This is for you |
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I want this too |
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I want this doll |
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It's not for sale |
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I'll give you this one |
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Wait... |
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Place your bets |
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Test your eyes against my hands |
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Place your bets! |
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I'll bet everything |
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Quick! Place your bets |
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Come! Place your bets |
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Hands off! |
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Ready? OK! |
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Only a few winners this time! |
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Success! |
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Place your bets |
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Put it all down |
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You think you'll win the third round? |
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It's easy! |
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Easy? |
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I'll leave after winning this round |
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Good! Don't move |
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Open! |
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Mostly winners! |
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What rotten luck! |
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I've lost every round! |
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Let me help you! |
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I'll bet on this |
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Trust me, you won't regret it |
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You betting on this one? |
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Just you wait and see! |
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You're sure you're betting on this one? |
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Open! |
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Open! |
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You win! |
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Mostly winners again! |
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I would have lost everything |
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You were losing until now |
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I'll take this as my tip |
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Good-bye! |
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Stay! Let's play again |
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No. They always cheat! |
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You're so big! |
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Stand still! |
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Food and wine? New year celebrations? |
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What do you want? |
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You should know better than |
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I have already given you enough face! |
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Given me face? |
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You should know better than |
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to cross the "Great Bear"! |
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And, I "Stony Egg" |
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Who cares about you bull, |
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This guy is asking for trouble |
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Stand still! |
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You'll be sorry if you don't return |
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Right! |
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Why should I? |
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Because of this! |
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Attack! |
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That's right! |
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Grab this! |
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Give it to me |
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Smelly! |
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Take it |
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Grab hold of it |
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That's great! |
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Scared! |
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I'm real scared! |
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Don't be scared! |
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Don't be scared! Here I come! |
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You! |
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Let's see it then |
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What are you laughing at? |
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Here comes an earthquake! |
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I'm blocking! Left, right and center! |
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Front and back! |
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Still blocking? |
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Let's see you block this! |
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Had enough? |
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Amazing! |
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What's your name? |
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Stony Egg! |
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But now you're a broken egg! |
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Step on you and you'll be |
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One kick and you will be a rolling egg! |
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Sooner or later, you'll be a rotten egg! |
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Aren't you known as "Iron Head"? |
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A slap on the back of my head! |
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Now look at my forehead! |
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Twist your head! Now shrink your head! |
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Lift your head! Now turn your head! |
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Off I head! |
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Rest a while |
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Squeeze the hell out of you! |
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You're a big guy |
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He's the "Great Bear" |
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Three? Where's the other one? |
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Here! |
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I'm being squeezed to death! |
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Ah, and so you are! |
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Do you still want me to return the money? |
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No! No! |
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Can I go now? |
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Of course! |
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Don't ever follow me again in the future |
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Yes! |
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What shall we do? |
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Let's pull him up! |
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Let's go! |
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- The wine's great! |
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Where'd you get it? |
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The same shop |
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but the wine is much better! |
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There's more of it too |
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More than a catty! |
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You're a good boy! |
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Where did you get the money? |
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I was lucky today! |
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I found a bag full of silver! |
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That's why I bought you |
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That lucky? |
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Go out and see if you can |
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Tell me the truth! |
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What? |
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One became two, two became four |
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and four became eight! |
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You were gambling, weren't you? |
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They tried to stop you from leaving |
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Sure they tried to stop me! |
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And then you showed them |
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I didn't! |
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I merely struck a pose |
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What pose? |
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Just the basic one |
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Disgraceful! |
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Enjoy your wine! I'll start training! |
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Forget it |
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No training today? |
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I want to train together with you! |
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- OK, come on |
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Everything's fair in love and war! |
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But I'm your grandson! |
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Rascal, up to your |
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This is called "Short but dangerous"! |
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I choose the short one then! |
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Come back! We're not done yet! |
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I missed? This is called |
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Whatever you say! |
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I'll take them all |
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No |
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Must say you're pretty smart |
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I get beaten enough! |
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Grab it, poke it and smack with it |
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The bee retreats |
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Fish for it and the phoenix flies! |
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- Come back! |
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Blow on the flute! |
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Hold it! |
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Tail of the tiger! |
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Tail of the tiger! |
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My turn to grab the stick! |
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Where are you going? |
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The tiger's tail! |
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The tiger's tail! |
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The three links |
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sends the birds a-flying! |
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Open the door with the iron fan! |
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The iron bull ploughs! |
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This technique is known as |
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Here I come! Winds sweep |
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Grandpa! Take it easy! |
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Open the door with the iron fan! |
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You've broken the door! |
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Left, right, the fairy strews the flowers! |
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No, Grandpa! |
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Hit you till you go dizzy! |
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My eyes are blurry! |
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Fingers point to heaven and earth! |
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A knock on the head! |
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The crocodile hits the boat! |
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The fisherman casts his net! |
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Snowflakes on the top! Uproot the old tree |
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The old cow pulls the mill! |
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The dragonfly leaps! |
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Leaps... |
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The bird returns to the forest! |
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I was too slow |
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Come out! |
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The swallow returns to its nest |
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Are you coming out? |
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OK, a little force may help |
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I'm coming out |
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Come on, then! |
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The rolling gourd! |
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One becomes two! |
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And two becomes four! |
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Grandpa, stop! |
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Why? |
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My head's already swollen! |
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I hop, I step and I jump! |
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Trying to run? Come back! |
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It's best to run! |
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Run where? |
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Turn and escape! |
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Embrace the moon! |
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Advance, turn, stick on the back! |
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The swallow's jump! |
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Why don't you start to jump! |
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I'll just jump right here! |
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Let me help you jump! |
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The lion shakes its head and |
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What did you say? |
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End! |
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End? |
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Grandpa. Stop or I'll be dead! |
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How can you learn if I stop! |
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How many times have I told you |
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not to reveal our clan's techniques? |
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Why do you insist on showing it? |
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Practicing our clan's Kung Fu is |
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You can practice it |
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If you do, I'll trash you to death |
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I've had it then |
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That's why I said |
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you must look for a proper job |
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And be an ordinary man! |
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Rascal |
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Come, try it! |
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Mister, you're buying... |
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What are you so happy about? |
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Mister, you're buying... |
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Why are you so sad? |
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Who's suffered a loss? You or me? |
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Why won't you learn? Come |
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I'll show you once! |
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- Come |
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Mister, death comes when it comes! |
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Let me handle the funeral! |
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I guarantee you a grand one! |
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Remember, we have all kinds |
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Buffet. Table D'Hote, A la Carte! |
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If someone dressed nicely |
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Recommend this type to him! |
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If they're dressed like you, |
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take them over here! |
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This type is meant for |
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How can anyone sleep |
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Why not? |
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At least three people have used it! |
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Three people slept in this? |
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This is what you call |
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What is the meaning of |
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It means old stuff! |
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Do you understand? |
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Would anybody buy it? |
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Of course! |
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I run a monopoly here! |
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They have no choice |
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Is it ethical? |
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Full payment only |
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Also, you must remember |
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This is teak wood, rose wood, |
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willow wood... |
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When the guest comes, |
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knock and let them hear the sound |
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Boss, it sounds like ply wood |
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They wouldn't know, you dumb ass! |
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Come! |
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This is the most precious and |
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Are you keeping it for yourself? |
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Yes! Ah... Nonsense! |
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But if the price is right, I'm willing to |
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I polish this thing |
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It is most important to tell the client |
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What good points? |
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It's cool in the summer and |
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Even the living will find it comfortable |
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Covered, it provides shelter from |
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Won't it be suffocating? |
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Not if you install |
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a ventilation fan |
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Let me show you |
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This coffin is comfortable |
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Nice and cool! So comfortable! |
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Listen! It's as if someone's calling you |
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This is good wood! |
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It's scary! |
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Would you like to try it? |
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No, thanks! It's too narrow |
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It's big enough for three |
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It's terrible! |
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Are you trying to suffocate me, |
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It's only a demo! |
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I'll kill you when I get out! |
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I can't lift it! |
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There's nothing I can do! |
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Find anything? |
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No! |
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Did you find him? |
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No! |
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Where could he possibly go? |
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I'm telling you |
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I don't want any trouble! |
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If you still follow me, |
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I'll break your bones! |
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Big brother! |
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Hang on, who's your big brother? |
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We three think you're the greatest |
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and beg to be your disciples! |
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That's a joke |
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Nobody wants me for anything |
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That's not true! |
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But the time has come now |
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There's a whole lot of money waiting |
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Right! |
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Why don't you three go |
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It's true! |
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Then, go on! |
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We can't do it without you |
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But with you three, |
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Don't give me any more problems |
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We won't dare now that we know |
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If I've any ill intentions, |
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I'll change my name to rotten egg! |
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And you can break my "Iron Head" |
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Besides, you've nothing to do |
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Come and see our boss |
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Right! |
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OK, I'll see what mischief you're up to |
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I wouldn't dare try any |
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What do you think of |
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Teacher? Whose your teacher? |
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I have no teacher |
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My surname's Tee and |
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Say it quickly |
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and it sounds the same |
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It gives my name an air of superiority |
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I see that you come from Japan |
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Why do you say that? |
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You're imitation stuff! |
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Don't laugh! Gimmicks are important |
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Right! |
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If you can get away with the imitation, |
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Right! |
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Come and be the martial art instructor |
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I'll pay you a hundred silver taels |
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And whatever the students bring, |
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I'll share half with you! |
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Also, I'll pay you extra |
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- It's a fair deal, isn't it? |
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- A hundred silver taels? |
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It's not that I don't want it, |
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I'm only scared of my Grandpa! |
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He forbids me to show my skills normally |
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If he finds out that I work for you... |
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I don't know Kung Fu |
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All you have to do is to use your hands |
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Leave the rest to me! |
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How? |
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This will work |
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Will it? |
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Sure it'll work! |
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I'll take you to my school |
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to look around after lunch |
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Everything Clan? |
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What is the meaning of "Everything" Clan? |
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It means Dragon, Snake, |
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To show we know all types of Kung Fu |
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and that we have everything! |
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I think you've got next to nothing |
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Right too! |
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Actually, we only have two students so far |
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Neither one pays! |
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Isn't that disgraceful? |
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That's why it's important to |
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choose the right name |
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Right! Can you think of |
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That won't be easy |
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What exactly do you teach? |
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The S S S technique! |
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Is there such a thing? |
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Of course! |
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First let me explain what it stands for |
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The first S means you're smart |
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The second S represents the silver |
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The third S is for the superb Kung Fu that |
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What if I refuse to join? |
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The three S stand for something else then! |
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The first S means you're stupid |
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The second S means we're sorry |
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The third S means we'll sock you |
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I'll like to see you try! |
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Hold it! Let me change my clothes first |
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If you have the guts, wait for me |
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Take care of him! |
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Master! |
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Master! |
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What is it? |
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Business at the door |
00:29:24 |
What business? |
00:29:26 |
Take a look first! |
00:29:35 |
He's the bodyguard of the brother! |
00:29:38 |
Him... |
00:29:41 |
Sorry! |
00:29:42 |
I understand he has a school with |
00:29:46 |
If we beat him, |
00:29:48 |
the students will all come to us! |
00:29:50 |
At 15 taels per student... |
00:29:54 |
That'll be 150 for 10! |
00:29:57 |
Right! |
00:29:58 |
15 students will mean 225 taels! |
00:30:01 |
How about 20? |
00:30:02 |
Three hundred! |
00:30:02 |
And 30? |
00:30:03 |
That'll be... Let's discuss this later |
00:30:05 |
If you beat him... |
00:30:07 |
It's not that simple! |
00:30:09 |
Look at him! |
00:30:10 |
He's huge and fierce |
00:30:13 |
Just look at his fist! |
00:30:15 |
I won't fight him! |
00:30:18 |
But we have a deal. |
00:30:22 |
But to use my hands... |
00:30:28 |
OK, 50! |
00:30:29 |
My hands ache! |
00:30:31 |
Sixty! |
00:30:31 |
My legs too! |
00:30:32 |
Seventy! |
00:30:33 |
My waist aches! |
00:30:34 |
Eighty! |
00:30:34 |
Now my head aches! |
00:30:35 |
Ninety! |
00:30:36 |
My shoes ache! |
00:30:37 |
Shoes ache? 100! |
00:30:40 |
The aches have stopped! |
00:30:44 |
Don't kid me now! |
00:30:44 |
I'm not kidding |
00:30:50 |
Damn it! |
00:30:52 |
Is your master coming out or not? |
00:31:03 |
What's the commotion? |
00:31:05 |
I thought you were going to |
00:31:07 |
I've thought about it! |
00:31:11 |
People will say |
00:31:13 |
I'm bullying you if I fight |
00:31:15 |
Nonsense! I'll tear down your school sign |
00:31:18 |
if you give me anymore excuses! |
00:31:22 |
You young impulsive chap! |
00:31:24 |
You're really asking for it! |
00:31:26 |
You insist on fighting? |
00:31:27 |
Alright! I'll just send for |
00:31:30 |
my lowliest worker |
00:31:33 |
And let him have some fun with you |
00:31:35 |
Come out! |
00:31:41 |
What are you doing here? |
00:31:43 |
Master! |
00:31:48 |
Teach that fellow a lesson! |
00:31:52 |
That fellow? |
00:31:53 |
Right! He's should be enough for you |
00:31:58 |
- Go! |
00:32:10 |
You want to tear down our sign? |
00:32:13 |
So what? |
00:32:14 |
Don't get mad! Have some tea first |
00:32:35 |
Come! |
00:32:42 |
Here... |
00:32:45 |
What are you looking at? |
00:32:49 |
Be careful! |
00:32:59 |
It's so painful! |
00:33:03 |
Someone's hurting! |
00:33:24 |
Having fun? |
00:33:43 |
Go to hell! |
00:33:47 |
What are you looking at? |
00:34:20 |
Master, I've taught him a lesson! |
00:34:23 |
Return to your tasks |
00:34:24 |
Yes! |
00:34:31 |
Do you admit defeat? |
00:34:35 |
Admit defeat? |
00:34:36 |
Yes! |
00:34:38 |
Will you hand me |
00:34:41 |
Yes! |
00:34:43 |
Will you let me take over |
00:34:45 |
Yes! |
00:34:47 |
Leave through the back door! |
00:34:48 |
Yes! |
00:34:50 |
Did you hear that? |
00:34:52 |
Let's go |
00:34:57 |
What are you all looking at? |
00:34:59 |
Take him away! |
00:35:00 |
Yes! |
00:35:02 |
Quick! |
00:35:05 |
Hurry! |
00:35:15 |
Hold it! |
00:35:19 |
Get lost! You're in my way |
00:35:23 |
Are you the person who defeated Lu? |
00:35:27 |
That's right! |
00:35:29 |
Are you that good? |
00:35:32 |
You are perceptive! |
00:35:37 |
I want to see |
00:35:40 |
how good you are! |
00:35:46 |
Without paying fees, |
00:35:48 |
I won't show you anything! |
00:35:49 |
Right! |
00:35:51 |
Siao San! |
00:35:52 |
Siao San... |
00:35:57 |
Why don't you answer me? |
00:36:00 |
That's not my name! |
00:36:02 |
It is now! |
00:36:03 |
There's another one here! |
00:36:06 |
He's small! Should be easy! |
00:36:09 |
How about a discount? |
00:36:13 |
Twenty per cent off! |
00:36:14 |
Good! Fight! |
00:36:24 |
What's the name? |
00:36:25 |
"The Willow Knife" Bar Tar! |
00:36:28 |
What? Bastard? |
00:37:29 |
Boss... |
00:37:32 |
That's not fair, boss |
00:37:39 |
He has a knife |
00:37:41 |
He's got a knife! No 20% discount! |
00:37:43 |
Another 10 then! |
00:37:43 |
Do it yourself! |
00:37:47 |
How about it? |
00:37:48 |
Twenty? |
00:37:49 |
Impossible! |
00:37:56 |
Lean over |
00:37:58 |
Watch it |
00:38:01 |
Duck! |
00:38:05 |
Forty! |
00:38:06 |
Forty? |
00:38:08 |
Hurry and up the ante! |
00:38:09 |
Forty maximum! |
00:38:10 |
Forty maximum? |
00:38:11 |
How much? |
00:38:12 |
Double it! |
00:38:13 |
Double it? |
00:38:17 |
It's a deal! |
00:38:27 |
This time it's for real! |
00:38:42 |
Follow the tide! |
00:39:07 |
The dragon's tail is right here! |
00:39:15 |
Strike it right! |
00:39:40 |
Lower your head! Lift it! Lower it! |
00:39:42 |
Lift it! Lower it! Lift it! |
00:39:43 |
Lower it! Lift it! Lower it! Lift it! |
00:39:46 |
Here... |
00:39:55 |
A little more! |
00:40:02 |
Grab it tighter! |
00:40:06 |
Are you scared? |
00:40:13 |
Wrong side! |
00:40:23 |
Like the smell? |
00:40:29 |
You don't know what's good for you! |
00:40:31 |
Have a few strokes! |
00:40:33 |
You're a piece of meat |
00:40:34 |
and I go chop, chop, chop! |
00:40:42 |
And then shovel you out of the way! |
00:40:49 |
Left block, right block! |
00:40:50 |
But you can't block your crotch! |
00:40:56 |
This is no joking matter! |
00:40:59 |
Here comes a long rod! |
00:41:02 |
To give you a prod! |
00:41:05 |
Hit you like a dog! |
00:41:08 |
Still won't give up? |
00:41:10 |
And stir up the shit! |
00:41:13 |
How does that feel? |
00:41:22 |
Grab it! |
00:41:24 |
Remember! |
00:41:26 |
They're messy! |
00:41:27 |
Pay your respects to me then! |
00:41:30 |
Run for your life! |
00:41:31 |
Yes! |
00:41:49 |
Who is it? It's me, Grandpa |
00:41:55 |
Grandpa |
00:41:58 |
Grandpa, feeling better? |
00:42:02 |
Just old age |
00:42:03 |
You must have more rest |
00:42:06 |
I'll get you some tea |
00:42:13 |
Where are you working now? |
00:42:15 |
Same old place! |
00:42:18 |
You must be cautious |
00:42:21 |
and leave a good impression! |
00:42:24 |
Have some tea first |
00:42:30 |
Is the job tough? |
00:42:31 |
Not at all! Only fight... cleaning up |
00:42:34 |
Grandpa, I'll go get your medicine! |
00:42:43 |
One at a time |
00:42:44 |
Master! |
00:42:47 |
What is it? |
00:42:48 |
Big business coming up! |
00:42:50 |
Big business? |
00:42:52 |
Take a look! |
00:43:00 |
What's up? |
00:43:02 |
Huge fellow! |
00:43:03 |
He's quite big... |
00:43:04 |
I know him. He's... |
00:43:07 |
Not as big as me! |
00:43:12 |
Not everyone is as dumb as you |
00:43:15 |
You go ahead if you want to smash him |
00:43:18 |
Master, you can do it |
00:43:20 |
Are you sure? |
00:43:21 |
Sure! |
00:43:22 |
Look at you now! You're prosperous! |
00:43:26 |
What? |
00:43:26 |
Gold all over! Even your teeth is gold! |
00:43:31 |
It's not! |
00:43:32 |
Well, almost! You're big now! |
00:43:35 |
You eat the best and wear the best |
00:43:37 |
You look prosperous |
00:43:39 |
But we always risk our lives |
00:43:41 |
We'll soon be dead if we carry |
00:43:46 |
If you don't fight him, |
00:43:48 |
who's going to pay |
00:43:51 |
That's your business! |
00:43:53 |
I'll pay you 500 taels! |
00:43:56 |
Promise? |
00:43:57 |
Promise! |
00:43:59 |
- Word of honor? |
00:44:01 |
Word of honor! |
00:44:05 |
Don't you know him? |
00:44:07 |
He's a sex maniac |
00:44:08 |
Easy! |
00:44:12 |
Get up! |
00:44:14 |
Thanks, Master! |
00:44:15 |
Where is he? |
00:44:17 |
Go out first! I'll be right out! |
00:44:20 |
You rascal! |
00:44:21 |
So says the Master! |
00:44:29 |
Good moves... |
00:44:31 |
Quite good |
00:44:36 |
but nothing compared to ours! |
00:44:37 |
Get the fellow out! |
00:44:40 |
Control yourself! Be patient even |
00:44:45 |
I've no time to waste |
00:44:49 |
You must exercise patience |
00:44:50 |
if you want to win |
00:44:54 |
Otherwise, you've as good as lost |
00:44:58 |
Damn it all! I'll give you hell! |
00:45:11 |
Teach him a lesson! |
00:45:13 |
You, you... |
00:45:15 |
The Master's not home and |
00:45:20 |
Be careful of that shark! |
00:45:24 |
Sure! |
00:45:30 |
You look so pretty! |
00:45:35 |
You're so big and strong! |
00:45:39 |
Don't be scared! |
00:45:39 |
Scared! |
00:45:41 |
Don't you worry! |
00:45:43 |
How about a little kiss? |
00:45:50 |
A slap's more like it! |
00:45:53 |
If you don't behave, I'll hit you! |
00:45:56 |
Hit all you want! |
00:45:57 |
Hit... |
00:46:02 |
- It hurts! |
00:46:06 |
No! |
00:46:07 |
Your hands are so big! |
00:46:08 |
Big enough to smooth your hair with |
00:46:21 |
If you don't behave, I'll really hit you! |
00:46:25 |
So you know Kung Fu as well? |
00:46:27 |
Just a little! |
00:46:29 |
Let's have a little fun! |
00:46:36 |
You're very rude! |
00:46:37 |
What hairy legs! |
00:46:38 |
Isn't that sexy? |
00:46:42 |
And such big feet! |
00:46:44 |
To step on you with! You fool! |
00:46:59 |
Wait! |
00:47:01 |
Slowly, I roll down the bamboo blinds! |
00:47:16 |
And watch my dear fellow lying |
00:47:22 |
Are you angry? |
00:47:24 |
Naturally! |
00:47:35 |
That's great! |
00:47:44 |
I'll love you to death! |
00:47:53 |
Too light! I'll do it myself! |
00:48:04 |
Let me! |
00:48:10 |
He's a guy! |
00:48:12 |
So you're a guy! |
00:48:21 |
Strike all the way! |
00:48:23 |
One more! |
00:48:26 |
That's great! |
00:48:29 |
The money is mine! Bring it over! |
00:48:33 |
Great Master! |
00:48:51 |
Speak up! |
00:48:53 |
I... |
00:49:01 |
Someone in the village has put up |
00:49:03 |
the Sin-yi School sign! |
00:49:46 |
How come there's so much money? |
00:49:50 |
Grandpa, don't feel bad |
00:49:56 |
This money is to provide for you |
00:50:00 |
Your unfilial grandson |
00:50:30 |
Three in a row! |
00:50:31 |
Every technique is superb! |
00:50:33 |
Look! |
00:50:41 |
That's just the appetizer |
00:50:55 |
Watch carefully! |
00:50:57 |
One the head! Through the heart! |
00:51:00 |
See how obedient he is! |
00:51:01 |
There's more |
00:51:03 |
One for the top and one for the bottom! |
00:51:07 |
Careful of the roots! |
00:51:10 |
Just a block of wood! |
00:51:12 |
Hit until he gets the cramps! |
00:51:14 |
Right! The money will be mine! |
00:51:17 |
I'm itching to get the money! |
00:51:30 |
Nice? |
00:51:50 |
You purposely lost! Are you trying to |
00:51:58 |
No more! We made a deal! |
00:52:00 |
This time, I don't want anything |
00:52:02 |
- Master, you can't leave... |
00:52:04 |
Stop! I admit defeat! |
00:52:09 |
Dumb ass! |
00:52:10 |
You can't go! |
00:52:13 |
That beast asked you |
00:52:15 |
I'm as good as dead! |
00:52:17 |
Who were you calling a beast just now? |
00:52:19 |
You... |
00:52:22 |
I... |
00:52:24 |
Not bad! |
00:52:27 |
I'd like to employ you as the |
00:52:29 |
No way! |
00:52:32 |
This old man knows Kung Fu! |
00:52:34 |
None of your business! |
00:52:35 |
Are you alright? |
00:52:38 |
What is it? |
00:52:39 |
How come you're hairy all over? |
00:52:40 |
I'm not hairy! |
00:52:42 |
It's your glasses! |
00:52:45 |
Who was that fellow? |
00:52:49 |
I don't know! |
00:52:49 |
Look for him! |
00:52:50 |
Yes! |
00:52:51 |
Find him! |
00:52:53 |
Stand still! |
00:52:58 |
Who are you? |
00:53:00 |
I'm looking for my grandson! |
00:53:02 |
There are no grandsons here! |
00:53:05 |
Who are you? |
00:53:06 |
I... I'm the leader here! |
00:53:13 |
You even changed the name of |
00:53:16 |
And that's the reason we prospered |
00:53:18 |
Where's Master? |
00:53:19 |
Where's the Grand Master? |
00:53:20 |
Where did he go? |
00:53:20 |
Grand Master... |
00:53:22 |
Stop looking! |
00:53:24 |
He ran off long ago! |
00:53:30 |
Who are you? |
00:53:34 |
I'm your Grand Master's ancestor! |
00:53:53 |
Lord Chen! |
00:54:20 |
At the walled village |
00:54:35 |
I've done it now! |
00:54:38 |
Grandpa will surely kill me! |
00:54:52 |
Does Chen Peng-fei live here? |
00:55:12 |
Rascal! |
00:55:17 |
"Chen Peng-fei"! Isn't that my grandfather? |
00:55:31 |
Chen Peng-fei, you can't run! |
00:55:39 |
I won't run! |
00:55:42 |
It's not that you won't run! |
00:55:48 |
Don't you feel lonely |
00:55:49 |
in this deserted place? |
00:55:51 |
You've been following me for 10 years! |
00:55:56 |
How could I be lonely? |
00:55:58 |
Chen, today you die! |
00:56:02 |
I think you better dig your |
00:56:27 |
Where's your Kung Fu? |
00:56:30 |
Get up! |
00:56:48 |
Chen, you've no more strength! |
00:56:51 |
You're sick! |
00:57:45 |
You... |
00:57:56 |
Just watch... |
00:58:00 |
"Eight legged unicorn"! |
00:58:04 |
Where are you going? |
00:58:26 |
Grandpa... |
00:58:36 |
Grandpa... |
00:58:54 |
If not for you, my grandpa |
00:59:02 |
If not for me, you'll be dead! |
00:59:06 |
That's my business! |
00:59:09 |
- Get away! |
00:59:15 |
If you didn't go round courting trouble |
00:59:17 |
Your Grandpa wouldn't be dead |
00:59:20 |
Grandpa... |
00:59:23 |
If you didn't leave a trail... |
00:59:24 |
Yen wouldn't have known where he was! |
00:59:28 |
Who the hell is Yen anyway? |
00:59:32 |
Why did he want to kill Grandpa? |
00:59:35 |
Because our clan is the eyesore of |
00:59:42 |
You belong to our clan? |
00:59:45 |
Right! Your grandfather has been |
00:59:52 |
"Eight legged unicorn"! |
01:00:03 |
You're not fit to |
01:00:06 |
You saw my grandfather being killed |
01:00:09 |
How could I help? |
01:00:11 |
We could unite together and fight Yen! |
01:00:19 |
Where are you going? |
01:00:20 |
To fight them! |
01:00:26 |
Damn! |
01:00:29 |
You can't even beat a cripple like me |
01:00:31 |
How can you possibly fight him? |
01:00:34 |
If you go, your grandfather's |
01:00:40 |
Grandpa... |
01:00:47 |
Stay live and there'll |
01:00:55 |
I want revenge! |
01:01:01 |
You still have to eat |
01:01:03 |
Why aren't you eating? |
01:01:06 |
Eat! |
01:01:14 |
Don't just take plain rice |
01:01:16 |
Have some seaweed |
01:02:40 |
Come on, eat |
01:03:27 |
Lung, take a rest! |
01:03:32 |
Master, I'm not tired! |
01:04:30 |
Master! |
01:04:34 |
That's real tough! |
01:05:13 |
Come on, continue |
01:05:22 |
More strength |
01:05:26 |
Pull... |
01:05:43 |
What? No strength? |
01:05:44 |
With you on top, how can I pull it? |
01:05:46 |
Well, I'm down now! How about it? |
01:05:48 |
I can manage it then! |
01:05:57 |
Painful? |
01:05:59 |
Naturally! |
01:06:01 |
That's because you don't know |
01:06:04 |
What do you mean? |
01:06:06 |
Yelp! |
01:06:08 |
Yelp! It's OK! |
01:06:11 |
Yelp! Yelp! Yelp! |
01:06:14 |
OK |
01:06:18 |
No more! |
01:06:19 |
Why not? |
01:06:20 |
That's enough! Let's go home to eat! |
01:06:23 |
What are you up to? |
01:06:26 |
Won't you take one? Yelp! Yelp! |
01:06:28 |
Yelp! Yelp! |
01:06:42 |
You're normally very happy! |
01:06:44 |
Why that frown today? |
01:06:47 |
Too much yelping! |
01:06:50 |
Get up! |
01:06:56 |
- Out of breath? |
01:06:58 |
Catch your breath then |
01:07:04 |
Breathe out! Breathe in! |
01:07:13 |
Hold your breath! |
01:07:17 |
Yelp! |
01:07:19 |
That was a bit too late! |
01:07:26 |
Yelp! |
01:07:29 |
And that's a bit too early! |
01:07:35 |
You should do more breathing exercises |
01:07:50 |
Master... |
01:07:52 |
I'm here |
01:07:54 |
Such a lot of commotion |
01:07:57 |
and you sleep through it like a pig! |
01:08:00 |
Who's been here? |
01:08:01 |
If someone's been here, |
01:08:06 |
Looks like I'll have to |
01:08:08 |
when I sleep! |
01:08:10 |
Just like this! |
01:08:13 |
In training, you must use |
01:08:19 |
Otherwise, you're only |
01:08:22 |
You've already lost your |
01:08:28 |
We'll change to another |
01:08:32 |
What? |
01:08:34 |
I want to test your instinct and reflexes! |
01:08:38 |
See if you can get past that door |
01:08:49 |
Go on! |
01:09:20 |
Come here! |
01:09:23 |
Put your foot down and then get down |
01:09:36 |
Again |
01:09:46 |
It fell |
01:09:47 |
Pull your hand back! |
01:09:48 |
Come again! |
01:09:52 |
Comfortable? |
01:09:54 |
Comfortable! |
01:10:04 |
I'll aim right! |
01:10:06 |
I'm afraid you'll make a mistake! |
01:10:13 |
Watch your steps |
01:10:13 |
Yes! |
01:10:21 |
Waist strength! |
01:10:22 |
Enough! |
01:10:36 |
I feel faint |
01:10:39 |
Come back |
01:10:42 |
You slippery fellow! |
01:10:44 |
I'll go! |
01:10:46 |
Oh, my hands! |
01:10:49 |
How about your legs? |
01:10:51 |
Up! Change! Cross! Hit the legs! |
01:10:56 |
And now legs in the air just like |
01:11:02 |
You entered the wrong door! |
01:11:12 |
Mind your head! |
01:11:15 |
There's still a window at the back! |
01:11:17 |
Right |
01:11:19 |
Useless bum! |
01:11:54 |
Master! Take it! |
01:12:01 |
Master! Not so bad eh? |
01:12:04 |
Not bad! Grab it! |
01:12:15 |
Supporting it |
01:12:16 |
I can't go on... |
01:12:20 |
Grab it! |
01:12:23 |
But I'm still one up on you! |
01:12:37 |
Lung, I'll go get some wine! |
01:12:41 |
There's the door |
01:12:51 |
This... |
01:12:53 |
I want this... |
01:12:55 |
- You want this? |
01:12:59 |
- You want this? |
01:13:03 |
- I want it too |
01:13:08 |
Thank you |
01:13:13 |
Master, how come you gave so much? |
01:14:17 |
Who are you? |
01:14:20 |
Why did you trick me? |
01:14:28 |
Your techniques are so vicious! Why? |
01:14:34 |
He's a mute and he's crazy! |
01:14:36 |
Let's go! |
01:14:56 |
Don't know what's good for you! Bow! |
01:15:03 |
What's your grievance? |
01:15:06 |
How dare you hit me? |
01:15:14 |
You need the right opponent to fight |
01:15:21 |
You picked the wrong person |
01:15:26 |
I think he's really crazy! |
01:15:58 |
You must be tired of living! |
01:16:06 |
I'll help you achieve your aims! |
01:16:15 |
How dare you bite me? |
01:16:56 |
You crazy fool! |
01:17:05 |
Sorry! He's crazy! Dumb and deaf! |
01:17:09 |
Can't take my eyes off you for a minute! |
01:17:28 |
Lord, our apologies |
01:17:29 |
if we've offended you! |
01:17:31 |
If you're his grandpa, |
01:17:33 |
you should teach him properly! |
01:17:35 |
Don't let him come out and make trouble |
01:17:41 |
Yes! |
01:17:42 |
Go home, rascal! |
01:17:54 |
The "Eight legged unicorn"! |
01:18:05 |
That old man has disappeared! |
01:18:06 |
He can't get away! |
01:18:10 |
You're so impulsive! |
01:18:13 |
Fortunately, I came in the nick of time! |
01:18:16 |
If you don't change, |
01:18:18 |
you'll never be able to succeed! |
01:18:22 |
I'm useless! I'm no good! |
01:18:28 |
Isn't it a bit late to realize it now? |
01:18:31 |
You're lucky that |
01:18:32 |
you're only slightly injured! |
01:18:36 |
Lucky? |
01:18:38 |
Fortunately, you didn't show |
01:18:43 |
He doesn't know |
01:18:45 |
your real identity! |
01:18:48 |
That's why he wounded you only slightly! |
01:18:50 |
Otherwise, |
01:18:54 |
we'll both be dead |
01:18:55 |
I think you know the techniques of |
01:18:59 |
I want to teach you another technique! |
01:19:02 |
It will give you a 50-50 chance against Yen! |
01:19:17 |
Only 50-50? |
01:19:19 |
How much did you think you had? |
01:19:22 |
It also depends on how determined you are |
01:19:25 |
But this technique is suited to you |
01:19:29 |
This technique is based on one's emotions |
01:19:33 |
Joy, sadness, melancholy, happiness! |
01:19:38 |
Play on the opponent's emotions |
01:19:44 |
and affect his judgment! |
01:19:46 |
This may be the technique to beat Yen! |
01:19:54 |
I'm going to teach you a new technique! |
01:19:56 |
It's derived from the "Wire" technique! |
01:20:00 |
The basis is to use your brains |
01:20:03 |
Thereby exerting your power to the fullest |
01:20:07 |
And play on your opponent's basic emotions! |
01:20:20 |
"Joy" to subtly evade! |
01:20:38 |
"Anger" to attack as a wild horse! |
01:21:05 |
"Melancholy"- to adhere to the end! |
01:21:23 |
Happiness - to tease! |
01:21:51 |
Master |
01:21:59 |
Master |
01:22:05 |
Master |
01:22:19 |
"Eight legged unicorn"! I want to see |
01:22:25 |
Stop! How can three of you |
01:22:29 |
Kid, aren't you a mute? |
01:22:32 |
Only the other day! |
01:22:34 |
Normally, I speak better than you! |
01:22:35 |
Brother! |
01:22:38 |
I can handle him all by myself! |
01:22:42 |
After I'm through with you, |
01:22:56 |
Beat You! |
01:23:00 |
I'll knock out all your teeth! |
01:23:02 |
You... |
01:23:14 |
In that outfit, |
01:23:18 |
Weapons! |
01:23:19 |
Weapons! |
01:23:22 |
Go to hell! |
01:23:40 |
Even with weapons, you can't do it |
01:24:21 |
Let me see if you're still vicious! |
01:24:22 |
You're better! |
01:24:26 |
I can do it |
01:24:42 |
Go to hell! |
01:26:18 |
Get that! |
01:26:27 |
You stupid fellow! |
01:26:50 |
Don't come over! |
01:26:53 |
Watch that old fellow! |
01:26:56 |
Don't come over! |
01:26:58 |
Lung! Don't worry about me! |
01:27:01 |
Hand that to me! |
01:27:07 |
Kill him if you wish! |
01:27:10 |
Might as well |
01:27:12 |
let him die a martyr! |
01:27:14 |
It's better that staying alive as a cripple! |
01:27:17 |
Go ahead and kill him! |
01:27:22 |
Master, don't worry! I'll take care of you! |
01:27:26 |
Just how much is your life worth? |
01:27:32 |
We... |
01:27:37 |
You're all useless! |
01:27:41 |
Old man... |
01:28:04 |
Stop your pretense! Who exactly are you? |
01:28:08 |
The person to avenge |
01:28:16 |
What's your connection to |
01:28:17 |
Damn! |
01:28:27 |
I want to exterminate you once and for all! |
01:28:33 |
Not that easy! |
01:28:52 |
I want to skin you alive! |
01:28:56 |
Get up! |
01:29:07 |
I think you've had it! |
01:29:13 |
Steady now! |
01:29:16 |
Right! Steady and take control! |
01:29:23 |
I must get my second wind... |
01:29:28 |
Second wind... |
01:30:04 |
Still laughing? |
01:31:16 |
You're crying! |
01:32:40 |
You can't lean on me for life! |
01:32:48 |
Yelp! |
01:32:51 |
Yelp! |
01:32:53 |
Yelp! |
01:33:26 |
Yelp! |
01:34:11 |
Not "ya"! It's "yelp"! |
01:34:30 |
I won't even let you yelp! |
01:34:46 |
Yelp! |
01:36:39 |
Grandpa! |