Xiao Quan Guai Zhao Revenge of the Dragon AKA The Fearless Hyena

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00:00:58 - Master! How are you?
00:00:59 I'm lucky to be alive!
00:01:04 We must tell Master Chen
00:01:07 to go into hiding at once
00:01:14 Master, your leg is very
00:01:16 I think it's best you go into
00:01:18 We'll cover you
00:01:19 OK, take care
00:01:22 Let's go!
00:01:47 Brother, take care!
00:01:48 Let's split up
00:01:50 Go that way!
00:01:59 I see you hiding there
00:02:09 Yen, you running dog
00:02:11 Aren't you ashamed
00:02:16 Shut up, Ching!
00:02:17 If you tell me where Chen is...
00:02:23 I'll spare your life
00:02:27 and give you
00:02:31 Stop dreaming!
00:02:33 which is started by none other
00:02:37 I will not be a traitor
00:02:39 I'm not going to cooperate
00:02:41 Don't think that having a few evil tricks
00:02:43 will help you terrorize us
00:02:47 I'll fight you, even if it kills me!
00:02:51 You should give it some careful thought
00:02:54 I just want your life!
00:03:11 Today is the day you die!
00:04:17 Tell me where Chen is, now!
00:04:51 We've just moved here
00:04:53 and you're causing trouble already
00:04:56 What do I normally teach you?
00:04:59 Study the literatures. Act with reason
00:05:01 What else?
00:05:02 Train hard but never use Kung Fu
00:05:04 Have you finished your training today?
00:05:05 I was just about to start
00:05:07 Grandpa, shall I start now?
00:05:10 Go ahead!
00:05:14 kick... kick
00:05:19 1, 2, 3... kick!
00:05:24 Twist and turn!
00:05:28 I've finished!
00:05:30 I'm too old. My eyes are blurred
00:05:35 That was too quick! I couldn't see clearly
00:05:38 Do it again slowly so that I can see
00:05:46 - What is this?
00:05:51 It's footwork, all right
00:05:52 but not quite steady
00:05:59 Show me a proper stance
00:06:02 I said a proper stance,
00:06:04 not a puppy stance!
00:06:10 Cross stance!
00:06:11 What else?
00:06:12 The Unicorn step! Twist right, twist left!
00:06:20 Steady yet?
00:06:21 Steady!
00:06:22 Move!
00:06:24 I can't!
00:06:25 Why not?
00:06:27 I'm so steady I'm grounded
00:06:30 Grounded?
00:06:33 There's another stance!
00:06:36 I know! The twisted stance. How's this?
00:06:40 Not this one!
00:06:43 Another new stance? What is it?
00:06:47 The upside down stance
00:06:49 No, not this!
00:06:51 Stop your nonsense. Start!
00:06:54 I don't know how
00:06:56 Grandpa, don't!
00:07:01 This is my own special bowl!
00:07:05 Breaking it is like breaking my rice bowl!
00:07:08 - Understand?
00:07:10 If anything happens to it, you've had it
00:07:13 I can't hold on much longer.
00:07:19 To the toilet!
00:07:22 Hurry back! I can't stand it much more
00:07:25 This seems like fun
00:07:27 This? Here, take it!
00:07:28 I want this one
00:07:29 This is for you
00:07:30 I want this too
00:07:32 I want this doll
00:07:33 It's not for sale
00:07:38 I'll give you this one
00:07:45 Wait...
00:07:53 Place your bets
00:07:55 Test your eyes against my hands
00:07:57 Place your bets!
00:08:02 I'll bet everything
00:08:09 Quick! Place your bets
00:08:11 Come! Place your bets
00:08:13 Hands off!
00:08:15 Ready? OK!
00:08:19 Only a few winners this time!
00:08:25 Success!
00:08:27 Place your bets
00:08:30 Put it all down
00:08:34 You think you'll win the third round?
00:08:38 It's easy!
00:08:40 Easy?
00:08:41 I'll leave after winning this round
00:08:43 Good! Don't move
00:08:45 Open!
00:08:48 Mostly winners!
00:08:53 What rotten luck!
00:08:56 I've lost every round!
00:09:00 Let me help you!
00:09:01 I'll bet on this
00:09:04 Trust me, you won't regret it
00:09:07 You betting on this one?
00:09:08 Just you wait and see!
00:09:15 You're sure you're betting on this one?
00:09:22 Open!
00:09:23 Open!
00:09:27 You win!
00:09:29 Mostly winners again!
00:09:33 I would have lost everything
00:09:36 You were losing until now
00:09:38 I'll take this as my tip
00:09:39 Good-bye!
00:09:41 Stay! Let's play again
00:09:42 No. They always cheat!
00:10:14 You're so big!
00:10:17 Stand still!
00:10:21 Food and wine? New year celebrations?
00:10:24 What do you want?
00:10:25 You should know better than
00:10:28 I have already given you enough face!
00:10:29 Given me face?
00:10:37 You should know better than
00:10:39 to cross the "Great Bear"!
00:10:41 And, I "Stony Egg"
00:10:45 Who cares about you bull,
00:10:48 This guy is asking for trouble
00:10:49 Stand still!
00:10:52 You'll be sorry if you don't return
00:10:57 Right!
00:10:58 Why should I?
00:11:00 Because of this!
00:11:01 Attack!
00:11:02 That's right!
00:11:06 Grab this!
00:11:07 Give it to me
00:11:12 Smelly!
00:11:15 Take it
00:11:16 Grab hold of it
00:11:21 That's great!
00:11:22 Scared!
00:11:24 I'm real scared!
00:11:26 Don't be scared!
00:11:28 Don't be scared! Here I come!
00:11:30 You!
00:11:32 Let's see it then
00:11:49 What are you laughing at?
00:11:58 Here comes an earthquake!
00:12:00 I'm blocking! Left, right and center!
00:12:06 Front and back!
00:12:09 Still blocking?
00:12:12 Let's see you block this!
00:12:15 Had enough?
00:12:16 Amazing!
00:12:25 What's your name?
00:12:26 Stony Egg!
00:12:27 But now you're a broken egg!
00:12:31 Step on you and you'll be
00:12:32 One kick and you will be a rolling egg!
00:12:34 Sooner or later, you'll be a rotten egg!
00:12:46 Aren't you known as "Iron Head"?
00:12:48 A slap on the back of my head!
00:12:49 Now look at my forehead!
00:13:03 Twist your head! Now shrink your head!
00:13:08 Lift your head! Now turn your head!
00:13:13 Off I head!
00:13:16 Rest a while
00:13:35 Squeeze the hell out of you!
00:13:51 You're a big guy
00:13:55 He's the "Great Bear"
00:13:59 Three? Where's the other one?
00:14:02 Here!
00:14:06 I'm being squeezed to death!
00:14:08 Ah, and so you are!
00:14:12 Do you still want me to return the money?
00:14:15 No! No!
00:14:16 Can I go now?
00:14:17 Of course!
00:14:19 Don't ever follow me again in the future
00:14:20 Yes!
00:14:23 What shall we do?
00:14:24 Let's pull him up!
00:14:29 Let's go!
00:14:34 - The wine's great!
00:14:36 Where'd you get it?
00:14:37 The same shop
00:14:38 but the wine is much better!
00:14:44 There's more of it too
00:14:46 More than a catty!
00:14:48 You're a good boy!
00:14:52 Where did you get the money?
00:14:55 I was lucky today!
00:14:56 I found a bag full of silver!
00:14:58 That's why I bought you
00:15:00 That lucky?
00:15:03 Go out and see if you can
00:15:07 Tell me the truth!
00:15:14 What?
00:15:16 One became two, two became four
00:15:19 and four became eight!
00:15:22 You were gambling, weren't you?
00:15:24 They tried to stop you from leaving
00:15:26 Sure they tried to stop me!
00:15:29 And then you showed them
00:15:31 I didn't!
00:15:33 I merely struck a pose
00:15:36 What pose?
00:15:38 Just the basic one
00:15:40 Disgraceful!
00:15:42 Enjoy your wine! I'll start training!
00:15:44 Forget it
00:15:45 No training today?
00:15:48 I want to train together with you!
00:16:03 - OK, come on
00:16:05 Everything's fair in love and war!
00:16:07 But I'm your grandson!
00:16:13 Rascal, up to your
00:16:28 This is called "Short but dangerous"!
00:16:30 I choose the short one then!
00:16:45 Come back! We're not done yet!
00:16:58 I missed? This is called
00:17:02 Whatever you say!
00:17:03 I'll take them all
00:17:19 No
00:17:21 Must say you're pretty smart
00:17:23 I get beaten enough!
00:17:31 Grab it, poke it and smack with it
00:17:33 The bee retreats
00:17:34 Fish for it and the phoenix flies!
00:17:36 - Come back!
00:17:38 Blow on the flute!
00:17:40 Hold it!
00:17:40 Tail of the tiger!
00:17:41 Tail of the tiger!
00:17:42 My turn to grab the stick!
00:17:44 Where are you going?
00:17:46 The tiger's tail!
00:17:48 The tiger's tail!
00:17:49 The three links
00:17:50 sends the birds a-flying!
00:17:52 Open the door with the iron fan!
00:17:53 The iron bull ploughs!
00:17:58 This technique is known as
00:18:01 Here I come! Winds sweep
00:18:07 Grandpa! Take it easy!
00:18:08 Open the door with the iron fan!
00:18:12 You've broken the door!
00:18:13 Left, right, the fairy strews the flowers!
00:18:17 No, Grandpa!
00:18:19 Hit you till you go dizzy!
00:18:21 My eyes are blurry!
00:18:23 Fingers point to heaven and earth!
00:18:24 A knock on the head!
00:18:25 The crocodile hits the boat!
00:18:27 The fisherman casts his net!
00:18:30 Snowflakes on the top! Uproot the old tree
00:18:32 The old cow pulls the mill!
00:18:34 The dragonfly leaps!
00:18:36 Leaps...
00:18:37 The bird returns to the forest!
00:18:39 I was too slow
00:18:41 Come out!
00:18:42 The swallow returns to its nest
00:18:45 Are you coming out?
00:18:47 OK, a little force may help
00:18:49 I'm coming out
00:18:52 Come on, then!
00:18:55 The rolling gourd!
00:19:00 One becomes two!
00:19:02 And two becomes four!
00:19:06 Grandpa, stop!
00:19:08 Why?
00:19:09 My head's already swollen!
00:19:10 I hop, I step and I jump!
00:19:11 Trying to run? Come back!
00:19:13 It's best to run!
00:19:16 Run where?
00:19:19 Turn and escape!
00:19:21 Embrace the moon!
00:19:23 Advance, turn, stick on the back!
00:19:25 The swallow's jump!
00:19:29 Why don't you start to jump!
00:19:30 I'll just jump right here!
00:19:32 Let me help you jump!
00:19:36 The lion shakes its head and
00:19:40 What did you say?
00:19:40 End!
00:19:42 End?
00:19:43 Grandpa. Stop or I'll be dead!
00:19:46 How can you learn if I stop!
00:19:48 How many times have I told you
00:19:50 not to reveal our clan's techniques?
00:19:52 Why do you insist on showing it?
00:19:55 Practicing our clan's Kung Fu is
00:19:57 You can practice it
00:20:00 If you do, I'll trash you to death
00:20:04 I've had it then
00:20:06 That's why I said
00:20:08 you must look for a proper job
00:20:11 And be an ordinary man!
00:20:14 Rascal
00:20:18 Come, try it!
00:20:23 Mister, you're buying...
00:20:24 What are you so happy about?
00:20:29 Mister, you're buying...
00:20:33 Why are you so sad?
00:20:34 Who's suffered a loss? You or me?
00:20:37 Why won't you learn? Come
00:20:39 I'll show you once!
00:20:45 - Come
00:20:50 Mister, death comes when it comes!
00:20:58 Let me handle the funeral!
00:21:02 I guarantee you a grand one!
00:21:07 Remember, we have all kinds
00:21:11 Buffet. Table D'Hote, A la Carte!
00:21:15 If someone dressed nicely
00:21:19 Recommend this type to him!
00:21:23 If they're dressed like you,
00:21:26 take them over here!
00:21:29 This type is meant for
00:21:33 How can anyone sleep
00:21:37 Why not?
00:21:38 At least three people have used it!
00:21:42 Three people slept in this?
00:21:43 This is what you call
00:21:45 What is the meaning of
00:21:46 It means old stuff!
00:21:50 Do you understand?
00:21:51 Would anybody buy it?
00:21:53 Of course!
00:21:54 I run a monopoly here!
00:21:57 They have no choice
00:21:58 Is it ethical?
00:22:00 Full payment only
00:22:04 Also, you must remember
00:22:08 This is teak wood, rose wood,
00:22:12 willow wood...
00:22:14 When the guest comes,
00:22:16 knock and let them hear the sound
00:22:19 Boss, it sounds like ply wood
00:22:21 They wouldn't know, you dumb ass!
00:22:25 Come!
00:22:26 This is the most precious and
00:22:33 Are you keeping it for yourself?
00:22:34 Yes! Ah... Nonsense!
00:22:36 But if the price is right, I'm willing to
00:22:41 I polish this thing
00:22:45 It is most important to tell the client
00:22:49 What good points?
00:22:50 It's cool in the summer and
00:22:54 Even the living will find it comfortable
00:22:56 Covered, it provides shelter from
00:22:59 Won't it be suffocating?
00:23:00 Not if you install
00:23:03 a ventilation fan
00:23:07 Let me show you
00:23:13 This coffin is comfortable
00:23:17 Nice and cool! So comfortable!
00:23:22 Listen! It's as if someone's calling you
00:23:32 This is good wood!
00:23:34 It's scary!
00:23:36 Would you like to try it?
00:23:39 No, thanks! It's too narrow
00:23:40 It's big enough for three
00:23:49 It's terrible!
00:23:51 Are you trying to suffocate me,
00:23:56 It's only a demo!
00:24:01 I'll kill you when I get out!
00:24:03 I can't lift it!
00:24:06 There's nothing I can do!
00:24:09 Find anything?
00:24:11 No!
00:24:16 Did you find him?
00:24:17 No!
00:24:20 Where could he possibly go?
00:24:43 I'm telling you
00:24:44 I don't want any trouble!
00:24:45 If you still follow me,
00:24:46 I'll break your bones!
00:24:53 Big brother!
00:24:54 Hang on, who's your big brother?
00:24:57 We three think you're the greatest
00:24:59 and beg to be your disciples!
00:25:01 That's a joke
00:25:05 Nobody wants me for anything
00:25:08 That's not true!
00:25:12 But the time has come now
00:25:13 There's a whole lot of money waiting
00:25:17 Right!
00:25:17 Why don't you three go
00:25:20 It's true!
00:25:22 Then, go on!
00:25:24 We can't do it without you
00:25:25 But with you three,
00:25:27 Don't give me any more problems
00:25:31 We won't dare now that we know
00:25:34 If I've any ill intentions,
00:25:36 I'll change my name to rotten egg!
00:25:38 And you can break my "Iron Head"
00:25:44 Besides, you've nothing to do
00:25:45 Come and see our boss
00:25:48 Right!
00:25:48 OK, I'll see what mischief you're up to
00:25:53 I wouldn't dare try any
00:25:57 What do you think of
00:26:03 Teacher? Whose your teacher?
00:26:05 I have no teacher
00:26:08 My surname's Tee and
00:26:10 Say it quickly
00:26:11 and it sounds the same
00:26:13 It gives my name an air of superiority
00:26:16 I see that you come from Japan
00:26:18 Why do you say that?
00:26:20 You're imitation stuff!
00:26:22 Don't laugh! Gimmicks are important
00:26:27 Right!
00:26:27 If you can get away with the imitation,
00:26:28 Right!
00:26:30 Come and be the martial art instructor
00:26:34 I'll pay you a hundred silver taels
00:26:36 And whatever the students bring,
00:26:38 I'll share half with you!
00:26:40 Also, I'll pay you extra
00:26:43 - It's a fair deal, isn't it?
00:26:47 - A hundred silver taels?
00:26:51 It's not that I don't want it,
00:26:53 I'm only scared of my Grandpa!
00:26:55 He forbids me to show my skills normally
00:26:58 If he finds out that I work for you...
00:27:09 I don't know Kung Fu
00:27:13 All you have to do is to use your hands
00:27:16 Leave the rest to me!
00:27:17 How?
00:27:26 This will work
00:27:28 Will it?
00:27:29 Sure it'll work!
00:27:31 I'll take you to my school
00:27:33 to look around after lunch
00:27:37 Everything Clan?
00:27:39 What is the meaning of "Everything" Clan?
00:27:41 It means Dragon, Snake,
00:27:43 To show we know all types of Kung Fu
00:27:44 and that we have everything!
00:27:48 I think you've got next to nothing
00:27:51 Right too!
00:27:54 Actually, we only have two students so far
00:27:55 Neither one pays!
00:27:57 Isn't that disgraceful?
00:27:59 That's why it's important to
00:28:01 choose the right name
00:28:04 Right! Can you think of
00:28:09 That won't be easy
00:28:17 What exactly do you teach?
00:28:20 The S S S technique!
00:28:25 Is there such a thing?
00:28:27 Of course!
00:28:28 First let me explain what it stands for
00:28:31 The first S means you're smart
00:28:34 The second S represents the silver
00:28:37 The third S is for the superb Kung Fu that
00:28:40 What if I refuse to join?
00:28:42 The three S stand for something else then!
00:28:43 The first S means you're stupid
00:28:46 The second S means we're sorry
00:28:50 The third S means we'll sock you
00:28:53 I'll like to see you try!
00:28:56 Hold it! Let me change my clothes first
00:28:58 If you have the guts, wait for me
00:29:00 Take care of him!
00:29:10 Master!
00:29:15 Master!
00:29:20 What is it?
00:29:22 Business at the door
00:29:24 What business?
00:29:26 Take a look first!
00:29:35 He's the bodyguard of the brother!
00:29:38 Him...
00:29:41 Sorry!
00:29:42 I understand he has a school with
00:29:46 If we beat him,
00:29:48 the students will all come to us!
00:29:50 At 15 taels per student...
00:29:54 That'll be 150 for 10!
00:29:57 Right!
00:29:58 15 students will mean 225 taels!
00:30:01 How about 20?
00:30:02 Three hundred!
00:30:02 And 30?
00:30:03 That'll be... Let's discuss this later
00:30:05 If you beat him...
00:30:07 It's not that simple!
00:30:09 Look at him!
00:30:10 He's huge and fierce
00:30:13 Just look at his fist!
00:30:15 I won't fight him!
00:30:18 But we have a deal.
00:30:22 But to use my hands...
00:30:28 OK, 50!
00:30:29 My hands ache!
00:30:31 Sixty!
00:30:31 My legs too!
00:30:32 Seventy!
00:30:33 My waist aches!
00:30:34 Eighty!
00:30:34 Now my head aches!
00:30:35 Ninety!
00:30:36 My shoes ache!
00:30:37 Shoes ache? 100!
00:30:40 The aches have stopped!
00:30:44 Don't kid me now!
00:30:44 I'm not kidding
00:30:50 Damn it!
00:30:52 Is your master coming out or not?
00:31:03 What's the commotion?
00:31:05 I thought you were going to
00:31:07 I've thought about it!
00:31:11 People will say
00:31:13 I'm bullying you if I fight
00:31:15 Nonsense! I'll tear down your school sign
00:31:18 if you give me anymore excuses!
00:31:22 You young impulsive chap!
00:31:24 You're really asking for it!
00:31:26 You insist on fighting?
00:31:27 Alright! I'll just send for
00:31:30 my lowliest worker
00:31:33 And let him have some fun with you
00:31:35 Come out!
00:31:41 What are you doing here?
00:31:43 Master!
00:31:48 Teach that fellow a lesson!
00:31:52 That fellow?
00:31:53 Right! He's should be enough for you
00:31:58 - Go!
00:32:10 You want to tear down our sign?
00:32:13 So what?
00:32:14 Don't get mad! Have some tea first
00:32:35 Come!
00:32:42 Here...
00:32:45 What are you looking at?
00:32:49 Be careful!
00:32:59 It's so painful!
00:33:03 Someone's hurting!
00:33:24 Having fun?
00:33:43 Go to hell!
00:33:47 What are you looking at?
00:34:20 Master, I've taught him a lesson!
00:34:23 Return to your tasks
00:34:24 Yes!
00:34:31 Do you admit defeat?
00:34:35 Admit defeat?
00:34:36 Yes!
00:34:38 Will you hand me
00:34:41 Yes!
00:34:43 Will you let me take over
00:34:45 Yes!
00:34:47 Leave through the back door!
00:34:48 Yes!
00:34:50 Did you hear that?
00:34:52 Let's go
00:34:57 What are you all looking at?
00:34:59 Take him away!
00:35:00 Yes!
00:35:02 Quick!
00:35:05 Hurry!
00:35:15 Hold it!
00:35:19 Get lost! You're in my way
00:35:23 Are you the person who defeated Lu?
00:35:27 That's right!
00:35:29 Are you that good?
00:35:32 You are perceptive!
00:35:37 I want to see
00:35:40 how good you are!
00:35:46 Without paying fees,
00:35:48 I won't show you anything!
00:35:49 Right!
00:35:51 Siao San!
00:35:52 Siao San...
00:35:57 Why don't you answer me?
00:36:00 That's not my name!
00:36:02 It is now!
00:36:03 There's another one here!
00:36:06 He's small! Should be easy!
00:36:09 How about a discount?
00:36:13 Twenty per cent off!
00:36:14 Good! Fight!
00:36:24 What's the name?
00:36:25 "The Willow Knife" Bar Tar!
00:36:28 What? Bastard?
00:37:29 Boss...
00:37:32 That's not fair, boss
00:37:39 He has a knife
00:37:41 He's got a knife! No 20% discount!
00:37:43 Another 10 then!
00:37:43 Do it yourself!
00:37:47 How about it?
00:37:48 Twenty?
00:37:49 Impossible!
00:37:56 Lean over
00:37:58 Watch it
00:38:01 Duck!
00:38:05 Forty!
00:38:06 Forty?
00:38:08 Hurry and up the ante!
00:38:09 Forty maximum!
00:38:10 Forty maximum?
00:38:11 How much?
00:38:12 Double it!
00:38:13 Double it?
00:38:17 It's a deal!
00:38:27 This time it's for real!
00:38:42 Follow the tide!
00:39:07 The dragon's tail is right here!
00:39:15 Strike it right!
00:39:40 Lower your head! Lift it! Lower it!
00:39:42 Lift it! Lower it! Lift it!
00:39:43 Lower it! Lift it! Lower it! Lift it!
00:39:46 Here...
00:39:55 A little more!
00:40:02 Grab it tighter!
00:40:06 Are you scared?
00:40:13 Wrong side!
00:40:23 Like the smell?
00:40:29 You don't know what's good for you!
00:40:31 Have a few strokes!
00:40:33 You're a piece of meat
00:40:34 and I go chop, chop, chop!
00:40:42 And then shovel you out of the way!
00:40:49 Left block, right block!
00:40:50 But you can't block your crotch!
00:40:56 This is no joking matter!
00:40:59 Here comes a long rod!
00:41:02 To give you a prod!
00:41:05 Hit you like a dog!
00:41:08 Still won't give up?
00:41:10 And stir up the shit!
00:41:13 How does that feel?
00:41:22 Grab it!
00:41:24 Remember!
00:41:26 They're messy!
00:41:27 Pay your respects to me then!
00:41:30 Run for your life!
00:41:31 Yes!
00:41:49 Who is it? It's me, Grandpa
00:41:55 Grandpa
00:41:58 Grandpa, feeling better?
00:42:02 Just old age
00:42:03 You must have more rest
00:42:06 I'll get you some tea
00:42:13 Where are you working now?
00:42:15 Same old place!
00:42:18 You must be cautious
00:42:21 and leave a good impression!
00:42:24 Have some tea first
00:42:30 Is the job tough?
00:42:31 Not at all! Only fight... cleaning up
00:42:34 Grandpa, I'll go get your medicine!
00:42:43 One at a time
00:42:44 Master!
00:42:47 What is it?
00:42:48 Big business coming up!
00:42:50 Big business?
00:42:52 Take a look!
00:43:00 What's up?
00:43:02 Huge fellow!
00:43:03 He's quite big...
00:43:04 I know him. He's...
00:43:07 Not as big as me!
00:43:12 Not everyone is as dumb as you
00:43:15 You go ahead if you want to smash him
00:43:18 Master, you can do it
00:43:20 Are you sure?
00:43:21 Sure!
00:43:22 Look at you now! You're prosperous!
00:43:26 What?
00:43:26 Gold all over! Even your teeth is gold!
00:43:31 It's not!
00:43:32 Well, almost! You're big now!
00:43:35 You eat the best and wear the best
00:43:37 You look prosperous
00:43:39 But we always risk our lives
00:43:41 We'll soon be dead if we carry
00:43:46 If you don't fight him,
00:43:48 who's going to pay
00:43:51 That's your business!
00:43:53 I'll pay you 500 taels!
00:43:56 Promise?
00:43:57 Promise!
00:43:59 - Word of honor?
00:44:01 Word of honor!
00:44:05 Don't you know him?
00:44:07 He's a sex maniac
00:44:08 Easy!
00:44:12 Get up!
00:44:14 Thanks, Master!
00:44:15 Where is he?
00:44:17 Go out first! I'll be right out!
00:44:20 You rascal!
00:44:21 So says the Master!
00:44:29 Good moves...
00:44:31 Quite good
00:44:36 but nothing compared to ours!
00:44:37 Get the fellow out!
00:44:40 Control yourself! Be patient even
00:44:45 I've no time to waste
00:44:49 You must exercise patience
00:44:50 if you want to win
00:44:54 Otherwise, you've as good as lost
00:44:58 Damn it all! I'll give you hell!
00:45:11 Teach him a lesson!
00:45:13 You, you...
00:45:15 The Master's not home and
00:45:20 Be careful of that shark!
00:45:24 Sure!
00:45:30 You look so pretty!
00:45:35 You're so big and strong!
00:45:39 Don't be scared!
00:45:39 Scared!
00:45:41 Don't you worry!
00:45:43 How about a little kiss?
00:45:50 A slap's more like it!
00:45:53 If you don't behave, I'll hit you!
00:45:56 Hit all you want!
00:45:57 Hit...
00:46:02 - It hurts!
00:46:06 No!
00:46:07 Your hands are so big!
00:46:08 Big enough to smooth your hair with
00:46:21 If you don't behave, I'll really hit you!
00:46:25 So you know Kung Fu as well?
00:46:27 Just a little!
00:46:29 Let's have a little fun!
00:46:36 You're very rude!
00:46:37 What hairy legs!
00:46:38 Isn't that sexy?
00:46:42 And such big feet!
00:46:44 To step on you with! You fool!
00:46:59 Wait!
00:47:01 Slowly, I roll down the bamboo blinds!
00:47:16 And watch my dear fellow lying
00:47:22 Are you angry?
00:47:24 Naturally!
00:47:35 That's great!
00:47:44 I'll love you to death!
00:47:53 Too light! I'll do it myself!
00:48:04 Let me!
00:48:10 He's a guy!
00:48:12 So you're a guy!
00:48:21 Strike all the way!
00:48:23 One more!
00:48:26 That's great!
00:48:29 The money is mine! Bring it over!
00:48:33 Great Master!
00:48:51 Speak up!
00:48:53 I...
00:49:01 Someone in the village has put up
00:49:03 the Sin-yi School sign!
00:49:46 How come there's so much money?
00:49:50 Grandpa, don't feel bad
00:49:56 This money is to provide for you
00:50:00 Your unfilial grandson
00:50:30 Three in a row!
00:50:31 Every technique is superb!
00:50:33 Look!
00:50:41 That's just the appetizer
00:50:55 Watch carefully!
00:50:57 One the head! Through the heart!
00:51:00 See how obedient he is!
00:51:01 There's more
00:51:03 One for the top and one for the bottom!
00:51:07 Careful of the roots!
00:51:10 Just a block of wood!
00:51:12 Hit until he gets the cramps!
00:51:14 Right! The money will be mine!
00:51:17 I'm itching to get the money!
00:51:30 Nice?
00:51:50 You purposely lost! Are you trying to
00:51:58 No more! We made a deal!
00:52:00 This time, I don't want anything
00:52:02 - Master, you can't leave...
00:52:04 Stop! I admit defeat!
00:52:09 Dumb ass!
00:52:10 You can't go!
00:52:13 That beast asked you
00:52:15 I'm as good as dead!
00:52:17 Who were you calling a beast just now?
00:52:19 You...
00:52:22 I...
00:52:24 Not bad!
00:52:27 I'd like to employ you as the
00:52:29 No way!
00:52:32 This old man knows Kung Fu!
00:52:34 None of your business!
00:52:35 Are you alright?
00:52:38 What is it?
00:52:39 How come you're hairy all over?
00:52:40 I'm not hairy!
00:52:42 It's your glasses!
00:52:45 Who was that fellow?
00:52:49 I don't know!
00:52:49 Look for him!
00:52:50 Yes!
00:52:51 Find him!
00:52:53 Stand still!
00:52:58 Who are you?
00:53:00 I'm looking for my grandson!
00:53:02 There are no grandsons here!
00:53:05 Who are you?
00:53:06 I... I'm the leader here!
00:53:13 You even changed the name of
00:53:16 And that's the reason we prospered
00:53:18 Where's Master?
00:53:19 Where's the Grand Master?
00:53:20 Where did he go?
00:53:20 Grand Master...
00:53:22 Stop looking!
00:53:24 He ran off long ago!
00:53:30 Who are you?
00:53:34 I'm your Grand Master's ancestor!
00:53:53 Lord Chen!
00:54:20 At the walled village
00:54:35 I've done it now!
00:54:38 Grandpa will surely kill me!
00:54:52 Does Chen Peng-fei live here?
00:55:12 Rascal!
00:55:17 "Chen Peng-fei"! Isn't that my grandfather?
00:55:31 Chen Peng-fei, you can't run!
00:55:39 I won't run!
00:55:42 It's not that you won't run!
00:55:48 Don't you feel lonely
00:55:49 in this deserted place?
00:55:51 You've been following me for 10 years!
00:55:56 How could I be lonely?
00:55:58 Chen, today you die!
00:56:02 I think you better dig your
00:56:27 Where's your Kung Fu?
00:56:30 Get up!
00:56:48 Chen, you've no more strength!
00:56:51 You're sick!
00:57:45 You...
00:57:56 Just watch...
00:58:00 "Eight legged unicorn"!
00:58:04 Where are you going?
00:58:26 Grandpa...
00:58:36 Grandpa...
00:58:54 If not for you, my grandpa
00:59:02 If not for me, you'll be dead!
00:59:06 That's my business!
00:59:09 - Get away!
00:59:15 If you didn't go round courting trouble
00:59:17 Your Grandpa wouldn't be dead
00:59:20 Grandpa...
00:59:23 If you didn't leave a trail...
00:59:24 Yen wouldn't have known where he was!
00:59:28 Who the hell is Yen anyway?
00:59:32 Why did he want to kill Grandpa?
00:59:35 Because our clan is the eyesore of
00:59:42 You belong to our clan?
00:59:45 Right! Your grandfather has been
00:59:52 "Eight legged unicorn"!
01:00:03 You're not fit to
01:00:06 You saw my grandfather being killed
01:00:09 How could I help?
01:00:11 We could unite together and fight Yen!
01:00:19 Where are you going?
01:00:20 To fight them!
01:00:26 Damn!
01:00:29 You can't even beat a cripple like me
01:00:31 How can you possibly fight him?
01:00:34 If you go, your grandfather's
01:00:40 Grandpa...
01:00:47 Stay live and there'll
01:00:55 I want revenge!
01:01:01 You still have to eat
01:01:03 Why aren't you eating?
01:01:06 Eat!
01:01:14 Don't just take plain rice
01:01:16 Have some seaweed
01:02:40 Come on, eat
01:03:27 Lung, take a rest!
01:03:32 Master, I'm not tired!
01:04:30 Master!
01:04:34 That's real tough!
01:05:13 Come on, continue
01:05:22 More strength
01:05:26 Pull...
01:05:43 What? No strength?
01:05:44 With you on top, how can I pull it?
01:05:46 Well, I'm down now! How about it?
01:05:48 I can manage it then!
01:05:57 Painful?
01:05:59 Naturally!
01:06:01 That's because you don't know
01:06:04 What do you mean?
01:06:06 Yelp!
01:06:08 Yelp! It's OK!
01:06:11 Yelp! Yelp! Yelp!
01:06:14 OK
01:06:18 No more!
01:06:19 Why not?
01:06:20 That's enough! Let's go home to eat!
01:06:23 What are you up to?
01:06:26 Won't you take one? Yelp! Yelp!
01:06:28 Yelp! Yelp!
01:06:42 You're normally very happy!
01:06:44 Why that frown today?
01:06:47 Too much yelping!
01:06:50 Get up!
01:06:56 - Out of breath?
01:06:58 Catch your breath then
01:07:04 Breathe out! Breathe in!
01:07:13 Hold your breath!
01:07:17 Yelp!
01:07:19 That was a bit too late!
01:07:26 Yelp!
01:07:29 And that's a bit too early!
01:07:35 You should do more breathing exercises
01:07:50 Master...
01:07:52 I'm here
01:07:54 Such a lot of commotion
01:07:57 and you sleep through it like a pig!
01:08:00 Who's been here?
01:08:01 If someone's been here,
01:08:06 Looks like I'll have to
01:08:08 when I sleep!
01:08:10 Just like this!
01:08:13 In training, you must use
01:08:19 Otherwise, you're only
01:08:22 You've already lost your
01:08:28 We'll change to another
01:08:32 What?
01:08:34 I want to test your instinct and reflexes!
01:08:38 See if you can get past that door
01:08:49 Go on!
01:09:20 Come here!
01:09:23 Put your foot down and then get down
01:09:36 Again
01:09:46 It fell
01:09:47 Pull your hand back!
01:09:48 Come again!
01:09:52 Comfortable?
01:09:54 Comfortable!
01:10:04 I'll aim right!
01:10:06 I'm afraid you'll make a mistake!
01:10:13 Watch your steps
01:10:13 Yes!
01:10:21 Waist strength!
01:10:22 Enough!
01:10:36 I feel faint
01:10:39 Come back
01:10:42 You slippery fellow!
01:10:44 I'll go!
01:10:46 Oh, my hands!
01:10:49 How about your legs?
01:10:51 Up! Change! Cross! Hit the legs!
01:10:56 And now legs in the air just like
01:11:02 You entered the wrong door!
01:11:12 Mind your head!
01:11:15 There's still a window at the back!
01:11:17 Right
01:11:19 Useless bum!
01:11:54 Master! Take it!
01:12:01 Master! Not so bad eh?
01:12:04 Not bad! Grab it!
01:12:15 Supporting it
01:12:16 I can't go on...
01:12:20 Grab it!
01:12:23 But I'm still one up on you!
01:12:37 Lung, I'll go get some wine!
01:12:41 There's the door
01:12:51 This...
01:12:53 I want this...
01:12:55 - You want this?
01:12:59 - You want this?
01:13:03 - I want it too
01:13:08 Thank you
01:13:13 Master, how come you gave so much?
01:14:17 Who are you?
01:14:20 Why did you trick me?
01:14:28 Your techniques are so vicious! Why?
01:14:34 He's a mute and he's crazy!
01:14:36 Let's go!
01:14:56 Don't know what's good for you! Bow!
01:15:03 What's your grievance?
01:15:06 How dare you hit me?
01:15:14 You need the right opponent to fight
01:15:21 You picked the wrong person
01:15:26 I think he's really crazy!
01:15:58 You must be tired of living!
01:16:06 I'll help you achieve your aims!
01:16:15 How dare you bite me?
01:16:56 You crazy fool!
01:17:05 Sorry! He's crazy! Dumb and deaf!
01:17:09 Can't take my eyes off you for a minute!
01:17:28 Lord, our apologies
01:17:29 if we've offended you!
01:17:31 If you're his grandpa,
01:17:33 you should teach him properly!
01:17:35 Don't let him come out and make trouble
01:17:41 Yes!
01:17:42 Go home, rascal!
01:17:54 The "Eight legged unicorn"!
01:18:05 That old man has disappeared!
01:18:06 He can't get away!
01:18:10 You're so impulsive!
01:18:13 Fortunately, I came in the nick of time!
01:18:16 If you don't change,
01:18:18 you'll never be able to succeed!
01:18:22 I'm useless! I'm no good!
01:18:28 Isn't it a bit late to realize it now?
01:18:31 You're lucky that
01:18:32 you're only slightly injured!
01:18:36 Lucky?
01:18:38 Fortunately, you didn't show
01:18:43 He doesn't know
01:18:45 your real identity!
01:18:48 That's why he wounded you only slightly!
01:18:50 Otherwise,
01:18:54 we'll both be dead
01:18:55 I think you know the techniques of
01:18:59 I want to teach you another technique!
01:19:02 It will give you a 50-50 chance against Yen!
01:19:17 Only 50-50?
01:19:19 How much did you think you had?
01:19:22 It also depends on how determined you are
01:19:25 But this technique is suited to you
01:19:29 This technique is based on one's emotions
01:19:33 Joy, sadness, melancholy, happiness!
01:19:38 Play on the opponent's emotions
01:19:44 and affect his judgment!
01:19:46 This may be the technique to beat Yen!
01:19:54 I'm going to teach you a new technique!
01:19:56 It's derived from the "Wire" technique!
01:20:00 The basis is to use your brains
01:20:03 Thereby exerting your power to the fullest
01:20:07 And play on your opponent's basic emotions!
01:20:20 "Joy" to subtly evade!
01:20:38 "Anger" to attack as a wild horse!
01:21:05 "Melancholy"- to adhere to the end!
01:21:23 Happiness - to tease!
01:21:51 Master
01:21:59 Master
01:22:05 Master
01:22:19 "Eight legged unicorn"! I want to see
01:22:25 Stop! How can three of you
01:22:29 Kid, aren't you a mute?
01:22:32 Only the other day!
01:22:34 Normally, I speak better than you!
01:22:35 Brother!
01:22:38 I can handle him all by myself!
01:22:42 After I'm through with you,
01:22:56 Beat You!
01:23:00 I'll knock out all your teeth!
01:23:02 You...
01:23:14 In that outfit,
01:23:18 Weapons!
01:23:19 Weapons!
01:23:22 Go to hell!
01:23:40 Even with weapons, you can't do it
01:24:21 Let me see if you're still vicious!
01:24:22 You're better!
01:24:26 I can do it
01:24:42 Go to hell!
01:26:18 Get that!
01:26:27 You stupid fellow!
01:26:50 Don't come over!
01:26:53 Watch that old fellow!
01:26:56 Don't come over!
01:26:58 Lung! Don't worry about me!
01:27:01 Hand that to me!
01:27:07 Kill him if you wish!
01:27:10 Might as well
01:27:12 let him die a martyr!
01:27:14 It's better that staying alive as a cripple!
01:27:17 Go ahead and kill him!
01:27:22 Master, don't worry! I'll take care of you!
01:27:26 Just how much is your life worth?
01:27:32 We...
01:27:37 You're all useless!
01:27:41 Old man...
01:28:04 Stop your pretense! Who exactly are you?
01:28:08 The person to avenge
01:28:16 What's your connection to
01:28:17 Damn!
01:28:27 I want to exterminate you once and for all!
01:28:33 Not that easy!
01:28:52 I want to skin you alive!
01:28:56 Get up!
01:29:07 I think you've had it!
01:29:13 Steady now!
01:29:16 Right! Steady and take control!
01:29:23 I must get my second wind...
01:29:28 Second wind...
01:30:04 Still laughing?
01:31:16 You're crying!
01:32:40 You can't lean on me for life!
01:32:48 Yelp!
01:32:51 Yelp!
01:32:53 Yelp!
01:33:26 Yelp!
01:34:11 Not "ya"! It's "yelp"!
01:34:30 I won't even let you yelp!
01:34:46 Yelp!
01:36:39 Grandpa!