Barry Munday
|
00:00:42 |
ª Tortilla chips |
00:00:46 |
⪠And no one's pressed |
00:00:51 |
⪠Bad beat poet |
00:00:58 |
⪠The city gets bright, |
00:01:03 |
⪠The neon lights |
00:01:06 |
⪠I am no watcher |
00:01:15 |
⪠Charlie says ⪠|
00:01:17 |
⪠Nobody's got ⪠|
00:01:19 |
⪠A strange |
00:01:23 |
⪠No one is really |
00:01:26 |
⪠They're all just ⪠|
00:01:28 |
⪠Mediocre men of the hour ⪠|
00:01:32 |
⪠Mediocre models |
00:01:36 |
⪠Mediocre men ⪠|
00:01:43 |
⪠You take me places |
00:01:47 |
⪠When our sex erases ⪠|
00:01:49 |
⪠The lonely past ⪠|
00:01:51 |
⪠And you found me |
00:01:54 |
⪠And 10 against 11 men ⪠|
00:01:57 |
⪠Who could kick my ass ⪠|
00:01:59 |
⪠But anyway ⪠|
00:02:03 |
⪠It's probably ⪠|
00:02:05 |
⪠Gonna pass. ª |
00:02:24 |
Barry, are you awake? |
00:02:29 |
Honey, just relax. |
00:02:31 |
Doctor says everything's |
00:02:44 |
Until that day, |
00:02:46 |
I couldn't imagine living |
00:02:52 |
You see, |
00:02:53 |
at the edge |
00:02:56 |
for which |
00:02:58 |
the addictive seconds |
00:03:01 |
and immediately preceding |
00:03:04 |
It's Christmas. |
00:03:12 |
It's with this |
00:03:13 |
that I relate |
00:03:15 |
the involuntary removal |
00:03:22 |
- Yep. Mm-hmm. |
00:03:24 |
Yeah. No, that's |
00:03:26 |
We can do that. |
00:03:35 |
I don't know how you do it, Lucy. |
00:03:37 |
Do what? |
00:03:38 |
Look like a model. |
00:03:40 |
A supermodel, actually. |
00:03:41 |
A super-duper model. |
00:03:44 |
Hey, I don't know what |
00:03:46 |
but I was thinkin' |
00:03:48 |
over at Chili's. |
00:03:50 |
I don't date people |
00:03:52 |
Who said date? |
00:03:54 |
Maybe not... |
00:03:57 |
maybe not Chili's. |
00:03:58 |
Everpea has got |
00:04:01 |
Why don't you |
00:04:03 |
I just don't. |
00:04:04 |
You just... |
00:04:07 |
You're probably right. |
00:04:08 |
You're smart. |
00:04:11 |
You got beauty |
00:04:13 |
You guys fall in love, |
00:04:17 |
Beautiful babies |
00:04:22 |
TGIF. |
00:04:26 |
All right. |
00:04:27 |
- Hey, you don't like nachos? |
00:04:29 |
No no no. I do! |
00:04:31 |
Nacho time for me! |
00:04:38 |
ª My dossbag, my sack ⪠|
00:04:40 |
⪠The family bling-bling ⪠|
00:04:43 |
⪠When I'm jumpin' |
00:04:45 |
⪠On my trampoline ⪠|
00:04:48 |
⪠To the belly button |
00:04:51 |
⪠Rushin' to my head, |
00:04:53 |
- What's up? |
00:04:55 |
Thought I had a possibility. |
00:04:57 |
My tires are stinky. |
00:04:59 |
What? |
00:05:00 |
That's a catchphrase, |
00:05:02 |
- How we lookin'? |
00:05:06 |
- I wanna be an architect. |
00:05:09 |
See it? Dress suit, sneakers. |
00:05:13 |
I could go back to school, be an architect. |
00:05:16 |
Dude, what |
00:05:17 |
You make really good |
00:05:19 |
I just... I just... |
00:05:22 |
I don't think insurance is, |
00:05:25 |
you know, as a lifestyle. |
00:05:26 |
- Whoa. |
00:05:28 |
- You ready? Let's rock 'n' roll. |
00:05:30 |
Hey, so if they ask, |
00:05:32 |
Oh hey, tell 'em |
00:05:33 |
Hold these. |
00:05:35 |
No no, seriously, |
00:05:37 |
like twice a week |
00:05:39 |
- Is that your card? |
00:05:41 |
All the way to the seventh grade, |
00:05:43 |
that's it, and I went |
00:05:46 |
Is that your card? |
00:05:47 |
- No. |
00:05:49 |
- That's so sad. |
00:05:51 |
- I'd kill for those. |
00:05:56 |
- Is that your card? |
00:05:58 |
Oh my God, |
00:06:00 |
That's what we do. |
00:06:02 |
Oh my God. |
00:06:04 |
How'd you do that? |
00:06:06 |
Come on. |
00:06:08 |
Did you have that |
00:06:13 |
What is that? |
00:06:15 |
Oh, it's my kitty cat. |
00:06:18 |
Mmm, it is sparkly |
00:06:20 |
Thanks. |
00:06:22 |
Are you |
00:06:23 |
I love cats. |
00:06:26 |
- Yeah? |
00:06:27 |
- I love pussy... |
00:06:28 |
...cats too. |
00:06:34 |
Excuse me, |
00:06:36 |
you want me to close out |
00:06:37 |
Sir? |
00:06:41 |
Do you want me to put this |
00:06:43 |
- Uh... |
00:06:45 |
no, you can |
00:06:49 |
Awesome. |
00:06:51 |
Fine. |
00:06:52 |
Wow. |
00:06:54 |
So what do you two do? |
00:06:55 |
- We're architects. |
00:06:59 |
Wow. |
00:07:01 |
I love buildings. |
00:07:06 |
Barry... |
00:07:09 |
I'm married. |
00:07:18 |
We could just |
00:07:19 |
Okay. |
00:07:32 |
ª Who's the coolest guy |
00:07:34 |
⪠His name is Barry ⪠|
00:07:36 |
⪠Barry Munday ⪠|
00:07:38 |
⪠The coolest dude |
00:07:40 |
⪠Barry Munday ⪠|
00:07:42 |
⪠The coolest dude |
00:07:45 |
⪠Know know ⪠|
00:07:46 |
⪠He's sweet |
00:07:50 |
⪠'Cause he's |
00:07:52 |
⪠Of all time ⪠|
00:07:54 |
⪠'Cause he's a sweet, |
00:07:57 |
⪠And he knows |
00:08:02 |
I don't know. |
00:08:08 |
Thank you. |
00:08:10 |
Hi. |
00:08:12 |
Excuse me, sir. |
00:08:13 |
Oh, sure. |
00:08:18 |
Sir? |
00:08:21 |
Okay. |
00:08:23 |
- Can I help you? |
00:08:25 |
Coffee. |
00:09:14 |
No Duds. |
00:09:20 |
- I'll have a soda. |
00:09:22 |
Dos. |
00:09:26 |
It's ridiculous how much soda |
00:09:29 |
Like, what do I buy, |
00:09:30 |
soda or a sofa? |
00:09:33 |
Yeah. |
00:09:36 |
Well, it was nice |
00:09:39 |
- You don't want to sit with me? |
00:09:42 |
I guess. |
00:09:44 |
I'm a down front |
00:09:45 |
No no no no. |
00:09:48 |
and four in |
00:09:50 |
That's pretty |
00:09:52 |
Yeah, it's sort of OCD, |
00:09:55 |
I like what I like, |
00:09:57 |
Yeah, I do. |
00:09:59 |
after I click my lock |
00:10:02 |
So, Barry, what do you do? |
00:10:04 |
Architecture. |
00:10:06 |
Hmm. |
00:10:08 |
Barry, |
00:10:11 |
if I told you right now |
00:10:13 |
that you would |
00:10:15 |
get your hand |
00:10:17 |
would you |
00:10:21 |
Talk about what? |
00:10:32 |
Hey, uh... |
00:10:39 |
What the hell's goin' on? |
00:10:41 |
Dad, what are |
00:10:43 |
Dad? Sir... |
00:10:45 |
I do remember thinking |
00:10:47 |
why would a dude |
00:11:00 |
Barry? |
00:11:03 |
Barry, can you |
00:11:08 |
We were talking |
00:11:10 |
Barry, I'm sorry to be the one |
00:11:13 |
but we couldn't |
00:11:16 |
Save who? |
00:11:18 |
Oh, Barry, |
00:11:23 |
Testicles. |
00:11:26 |
We really tried |
00:11:29 |
but it was simply |
00:11:32 |
It seems that during |
00:11:35 |
- Uh, trumpet. |
00:11:37 |
What are you saying? |
00:11:40 |
You're saying |
00:11:42 |
Amnesia. |
00:11:47 |
- Did I lose my... |
00:11:49 |
...you know? |
00:11:52 |
- No. |
00:11:58 |
You really don't remember |
00:12:04 |
We were talking |
00:12:09 |
Get out of there. |
00:12:17 |
This is kinda like |
00:12:20 |
Well, kinda. |
00:12:23 |
Alone... ⪠|
00:12:31 |
⪠On my own... ⪠|
00:12:37 |
Oh honey, |
00:12:40 |
ª I don't know nothin'... ⪠|
00:12:42 |
Thanks, Mom. |
00:12:47 |
ª Must be stupid |
00:12:55 |
⪠About love. ª |
00:13:19 |
I wore that |
00:13:21 |
And I'm standing outside, |
00:13:23 |
were like |
00:13:25 |
and they're like, |
00:13:27 |
Where have you been, mister? |
00:13:31 |
- Lida, l... |
00:13:34 |
I forgive you. |
00:13:36 |
I guess I forgot to |
00:13:38 |
was out of town |
00:13:41 |
It's a long story, |
00:13:43 |
for sometimes weeks |
00:13:46 |
I need to borrow |
00:13:49 |
Pretty sure we don't |
00:13:59 |
Let's go, lover. |
00:14:01 |
We're going to try something |
00:14:07 |
Lida, ah, why don't we |
00:14:11 |
Shh. |
00:14:17 |
- Lida, l... |
00:14:20 |
Yeah. |
00:14:21 |
But we should |
00:14:24 |
Why don't we start |
00:14:27 |
this? |
00:14:30 |
I found it in your car |
00:14:31 |
for my lavender and |
00:14:33 |
Lida, listen... |
00:14:35 |
- Is it true? |
00:14:39 |
- Did you show her your penis? |
00:14:41 |
- You whore! |
00:14:42 |
- Did you let her play with this? |
00:14:48 |
I had an accident. |
00:14:50 |
Barry, I don't know |
00:14:55 |
but Peaches and I have no sympathy |
00:14:58 |
And if you think |
00:15:01 |
is all fun |
00:15:03 |
well... |
00:15:05 |
you had better sleep |
00:15:07 |
Can you untie me? |
00:15:10 |
Come, Peaches. |
00:15:24 |
Barry honey, it's Mom. |
00:15:27 |
I picked up your hormone pills |
00:15:29 |
Honey? |
00:15:31 |
Barry, I hope it's okay, |
00:15:33 |
- from my Latin dance symposium. |
00:15:38 |
Excuse me, Lonnie? |
00:15:41 |
Talk to you later. |
00:15:46 |
Hey, um... |
00:15:53 |
I was wondering |
00:15:56 |
Um, I had a... |
00:16:00 |
and um... |
00:16:03 |
just wonderin' |
00:16:05 |
It's all I'm thinkin'... |
00:16:09 |
Basically, |
00:16:12 |
Now, first of all Barry, |
00:16:16 |
I've been in this business |
00:16:18 |
and I can always |
00:16:20 |
You don't have |
00:16:22 |
Well, I have... |
00:16:28 |
Well, you're just lazy. |
00:16:31 |
You know, you sit |
00:16:32 |
pretending to be |
00:16:34 |
shuffling papers all day, |
00:16:35 |
and every hour or so |
00:16:37 |
around Lucy's desk |
00:16:40 |
And what's worse, |
00:16:42 |
you don't even care enough |
00:16:46 |
Also, |
00:16:49 |
it's just my |
00:16:52 |
I don't think men |
00:16:57 |
See you tomorrow, |
00:17:01 |
Okay. |
00:17:05 |
You have one message. |
00:17:07 |
- Yo, Mundo, |
00:17:10 |
you know who it is. |
00:17:12 |
Shit, bro, listen, |
00:17:14 |
you'll never guess |
00:17:15 |
Regional Air Guitar Semifinals. |
00:17:19 |
So, I was thinkin', |
00:17:21 |
if I make it onto the finals, |
00:17:23 |
maybe you could use |
00:17:24 |
we raise a glass |
00:17:27 |
Titty bar bush, baby. |
00:17:29 |
Be there, |
00:17:31 |
Later! |
00:17:33 |
- End of messages. |
00:17:52 |
"Dear Mr. Munday, |
00:17:54 |
I have been retained |
00:17:56 |
of Miss Ginger Farley. |
00:17:58 |
Miss Farley believes |
00:17:59 |
of her unborn child conceived |
00:18:04 |
I have been retained |
00:18:06 |
and to obtain |
00:18:08 |
consistent with our state's |
00:18:11 |
If you wish |
00:18:13 |
I can draft |
00:18:16 |
If you wish |
00:18:18 |
I will seek an order |
00:18:20 |
Please contact me |
00:18:23 |
Sincerely, Newton Creech, |
00:18:33 |
Ginger Farley? |
00:18:36 |
Who the fuck |
00:18:41 |
Mr. Munday, |
00:18:44 |
Hi. |
00:18:48 |
well, I got |
00:18:50 |
Yes you did. |
00:18:52 |
First off, |
00:18:55 |
how does she know |
00:18:59 |
I mean... |
00:19:01 |
well, yeah, |
00:19:03 |
That's an easy question. |
00:19:04 |
According to Miss Farley, |
00:19:06 |
one time |
00:19:08 |
with you, on February 11th |
00:19:12 |
It wasn't hard for her |
00:19:16 |
Wow. Okay. |
00:19:19 |
Where did we meet, |
00:19:21 |
me and Miss Farley? |
00:19:23 |
Let's not |
00:19:26 |
If you want to play games, |
00:19:28 |
No, sir, |
00:19:30 |
I just... |
00:19:31 |
Hey, just wanna make sure |
00:19:34 |
Um, I mean, I'll take |
00:19:39 |
Do you really have |
00:19:40 |
of your sexual encounter |
00:19:43 |
Because Mr. Munday, |
00:19:46 |
Ah, so... |
00:19:49 |
could we meet, |
00:19:51 |
Ginger Farley and I? |
00:19:53 |
Maybe coffee, or pastry? |
00:19:56 |
Wow. You know |
00:19:59 |
I'm gonna tell Ginger |
00:20:01 |
and she can call you. |
00:20:03 |
That'd be great. |
00:20:05 |
You know, Mr. Munday, |
00:20:08 |
can be another man's happiness. |
00:20:11 |
Thank you. |
00:20:16 |
It's strange, I honestly can't explain |
00:20:19 |
why it only occurred |
00:20:22 |
I end with me. |
00:20:25 |
No more Mundays. |
00:20:26 |
I'm it, the very last. |
00:20:29 |
That thought rose slowly |
00:20:32 |
and on top |
00:20:35 |
I guess it never seemed |
00:20:38 |
Marriage? |
00:20:41 |
Children? |
00:20:43 |
and grow up to hate you |
00:20:45 |
Sure, I grew up |
00:20:47 |
Maybe that colored my outlook |
00:20:51 |
All I know is |
00:20:55 |
My balls were great. |
00:20:57 |
I was great. |
00:21:03 |
I'm pretty sure |
00:21:11 |
Line 1, a Ginger Farley. |
00:21:15 |
Good luck. |
00:21:19 |
What does that mean? |
00:21:26 |
Shee-ee... |
00:21:37 |
Why'd you want |
00:21:40 |
Ginger. |
00:21:41 |
It's good to see you. |
00:21:43 |
Is it? |
00:21:46 |
Yes. |
00:21:55 |
This is familiar. |
00:21:58 |
This is where we met, Barry. |
00:22:01 |
Right over there. |
00:22:06 |
- You want to sit down? |
00:22:07 |
Yeah. |
00:22:09 |
So, how far along |
00:22:11 |
Well, on February 11th, |
00:22:14 |
a few moments |
00:22:15 |
your little sperm army |
00:22:18 |
So, you count the days. |
00:22:23 |
Newton said you had |
00:22:26 |
He did? |
00:22:27 |
What an asshole. |
00:22:29 |
Right. |
00:22:31 |
No, you... |
00:22:36 |
Ginger, I don't |
00:22:39 |
but are you totally, |
00:22:41 |
100%, absolutely, |
00:22:45 |
that the baby's mine? |
00:22:47 |
You little shit-eater. |
00:22:48 |
I am weak one night, |
00:22:50 |
one night, and with |
00:22:54 |
God knows why, |
00:22:55 |
and now you want |
00:22:57 |
at Snatchers |
00:22:59 |
Yes, Barry, I'm "positivo" |
00:23:03 |
And you're not going to run away |
00:23:07 |
Do you mind |
00:23:09 |
I don't know why I said that. |
00:23:10 |
Touch what? |
00:23:12 |
Your belly, |
00:23:14 |
touch where the baby is. |
00:23:15 |
Ooh! |
00:23:17 |
I'll have Newton call you, |
00:23:18 |
and he'll go over |
00:23:20 |
and the paternity |
00:23:22 |
That is, if you decide |
00:23:25 |
Goodbye, Barry. |
00:23:27 |
- Goodbye. |
00:23:29 |
It's great |
00:23:51 |
ª Night will follow day ⪠|
00:23:55 |
⪠Sure as the sun |
00:23:59 |
⪠Remember |
00:24:02 |
⪠Be with you ⪠|
00:24:07 |
⪠If I'm out of words to say ⪠|
00:24:11 |
⪠And I understand you ⪠|
00:24:15 |
⪠When you see |
00:24:23 |
- ⪠Remember to keep warm ⪠|
00:24:28 |
- ⪠Take shelter from the storm... ⪠|
00:24:32 |
ª The night will not last |
00:24:39 |
⪠I wrote in a small note ⪠|
00:24:44 |
⪠"Put on your winter coat ⪠|
00:24:48 |
⪠A cold wind will blow |
00:25:10 |
Hi. |
00:25:16 |
ª Night will follow day... ⪠|
00:25:17 |
- Why did you play this? |
00:25:20 |
Oh, right, I'm supposed to believe |
00:25:22 |
that they're playing our song |
00:25:26 |
ª Remember I will always |
00:25:32 |
What's this? |
00:25:34 |
The paternity agreement forms. |
00:25:37 |
- You're not gonna take the... |
00:25:40 |
Why not? |
00:25:42 |
Because I know. |
00:25:44 |
You know? |
00:25:46 |
Yeah. |
00:25:49 |
You feel it? |
00:25:51 |
Yes. |
00:25:54 |
I got you a drink. |
00:25:57 |
Very funny, Barry. |
00:25:59 |
I don't kn... |
00:26:02 |
What did you want |
00:26:03 |
- Do you think I'm after money? |
00:26:06 |
You don't think that if you were there |
00:26:09 |
that you should be accountable |
00:26:11 |
for this little miracle |
00:26:13 |
No, I'm saying I want to take |
00:26:15 |
- This isn't all my fault! |
00:26:18 |
Shit-eater. |
00:26:20 |
Ginger, I'm saying |
00:26:22 |
like a real dad, |
00:26:24 |
With dedication... |
00:26:26 |
financially, spiritually, morally. |
00:26:31 |
Look, I don't have |
00:26:33 |
You and I don't have |
00:26:36 |
ahh... |
00:26:38 |
I think we should be |
00:26:41 |
Friends. |
00:26:51 |
Cheers. |
00:26:55 |
So, do we know |
00:26:57 |
from the x-ray? |
00:27:01 |
We call that a sonogram, |
00:27:04 |
I don't want to know. |
00:27:07 |
How's the drink? |
00:27:09 |
It's awful. |
00:27:15 |
So, can I touch the baby? |
00:27:17 |
Can I touch |
00:27:39 |
Can I go to the doctor |
00:27:44 |
Don't get |
00:27:46 |
You're still a shit-eater. |
00:27:56 |
Hey. |
00:28:05 |
Green Insurance, |
00:28:21 |
Why don't you ask her if you |
00:28:25 |
Ginger Farley? |
00:28:31 |
Yeah. |
00:28:41 |
So, don't ask me why, |
00:28:44 |
They want you to come |
00:28:47 |
Oh. |
00:28:49 |
It's stupid, so... |
00:28:51 |
If you don't want to go, |
00:28:53 |
that you don't want to go |
00:28:55 |
No, I'll go. |
00:28:56 |
My parents won't like you. |
00:29:00 |
Why not? |
00:29:01 |
They just won't. |
00:29:05 |
Knock-knock. |
00:29:10 |
- Hi. |
00:29:12 |
Well, my feet |
00:29:15 |
I pee 2,000 times a day, |
00:29:17 |
I haven't taken |
00:29:18 |
and my nipples |
00:29:22 |
Okay. Good, let's see here |
00:29:26 |
Oh, we have a possible |
00:29:29 |
Sweet. |
00:29:30 |
Yeah. |
00:29:32 |
So, you still thinking |
00:29:34 |
- Yeah. |
00:29:36 |
I want to have the baby |
00:29:39 |
naturally, |
00:29:42 |
Do you mean like |
00:29:45 |
Actually, we use a little wading pool |
00:29:49 |
The midwife is in there |
00:29:51 |
I think it's great. |
00:29:53 |
It's beautiful, and Dr. Shriver |
00:29:56 |
Yeah, okay. |
00:29:58 |
Um, Dr. Shriver, |
00:29:59 |
I'm Barry Munday. |
00:30:02 |
I was... basically, |
00:30:05 |
I could ask a few questions, |
00:30:07 |
Okay, ask away. |
00:30:10 |
All right, |
00:30:11 |
will I be allowed |
00:30:14 |
I'd like to be there to help with |
00:30:18 |
Absolutely. You and the midwife |
00:30:21 |
Just listen to her, |
00:30:23 |
watch the videos, |
00:30:25 |
Okay, awesome. |
00:30:27 |
Um, are there any foods |
00:30:29 |
I read somewhere that pregnant women |
00:30:33 |
Are you retarded? |
00:30:35 |
I never heard the one |
00:30:37 |
I heard that |
00:30:42 |
like during the birth. |
00:30:44 |
It's natural. |
00:30:52 |
Um... oh! |
00:30:54 |
I read online |
00:30:56 |
for doctors to identiry patients |
00:30:59 |
Did you hear that? |
00:31:01 |
I was just curious. |
00:31:04 |
Good luck to you, son. |
00:31:06 |
- Yeah, it's not important. |
00:31:09 |
Ginger, |
00:31:19 |
Okay, well, |
00:31:20 |
I guess, uh... |
00:31:22 |
So, tomorrow night. |
00:31:25 |
For what? |
00:31:28 |
Dinner |
00:31:30 |
- Right. |
00:31:32 |
No... |
00:31:35 |
So, hey... |
00:31:37 |
Good night, Barry. |
00:31:41 |
That's cool. |
00:31:45 |
Hi. |
00:31:53 |
Okay. |
00:32:09 |
This is our second child, |
00:32:11 |
and while my wife knows |
00:32:13 |
that she won't fit |
00:32:15 |
she's still beautiful. |
00:32:17 |
And it's my job to tell her |
00:32:19 |
that she looks amazing |
00:32:22 |
Hi, beautiful. |
00:32:24 |
Which I try to do |
00:32:41 |
Hi. |
00:32:45 |
You're early. |
00:33:06 |
What? |
00:33:08 |
Uh, I don't want you |
00:33:11 |
but that dress |
00:33:17 |
That's interesting, |
00:33:19 |
You didn't seem to have |
00:33:21 |
the night you pulled it |
00:33:28 |
So, I've been |
00:33:31 |
The baby |
00:33:32 |
What is it? |
00:33:34 |
If it's a boy, Haywood. |
00:33:36 |
- Haywood? |
00:33:40 |
Haywood Munday? |
00:33:42 |
- Don't be stupid. |
00:33:45 |
The baby's last name |
00:33:47 |
Why not? |
00:33:49 |
Because we're not |
00:33:51 |
L-l... |
00:33:53 |
- So? |
00:33:56 |
Come on, |
00:33:58 |
I stepped up |
00:33:59 |
One trip to my doctor |
00:34:01 |
about his other patients' |
00:34:04 |
Yeah, but it's |
00:34:05 |
It's yours and mine, |
00:34:07 |
I mean I'm here, |
00:34:10 |
Fine, fine! |
00:34:12 |
Fine. |
00:34:14 |
The baby won't have |
00:34:16 |
It'll just be Haywood. |
00:34:18 |
No, that... |
00:34:21 |
I don't think you can do that |
00:34:23 |
Why not? Lots of famous people |
00:34:27 |
Moses. |
00:34:28 |
Cleopatra. |
00:34:30 |
Calvin. |
00:34:33 |
- Who's Calvin? |
00:34:37 |
So, if the baby |
00:34:39 |
why do you get |
00:34:40 |
Why? |
00:34:43 |
'Cause this baby's |
00:34:47 |
Because every minute |
00:34:50 |
And because my tits |
00:34:52 |
full of dried-up oatmeal. |
00:34:54 |
I don't think |
00:34:56 |
to use my biological |
00:34:58 |
You know I'd switch places |
00:35:02 |
I would, seriously. |
00:35:03 |
I go to work alone, |
00:35:05 |
but you get to experience |
00:35:07 |
I am completely |
00:35:16 |
Just so you know, my parents think |
00:35:20 |
and had intercourse |
00:35:23 |
Honey, well... |
00:35:26 |
This is for you. |
00:35:34 |
Come with me, son. |
00:35:38 |
- I want you to see a few of these trophies. |
00:35:41 |
- Who's this? |
00:35:47 |
Any pictures of Ginger? |
00:35:48 |
Yeah... |
00:35:50 |
No. |
00:35:52 |
She doesn't |
00:35:54 |
Sit down, son. |
00:36:06 |
So, Mr. Munday, |
00:36:08 |
we've got ourselves a bit |
00:36:12 |
Yes, sir. |
00:36:14 |
l... I'm not sure |
00:36:17 |
concerning my actions. |
00:36:20 |
Wait a minute. |
00:36:21 |
Did you not tell my daughter |
00:36:23 |
full responsibility for being |
00:36:27 |
- Yes, um... |
00:36:30 |
- L... |
00:36:33 |
that all these things |
00:36:36 |
I thought |
00:36:38 |
Nah, that's... I thought |
00:36:40 |
About what? Talking about what? |
00:36:44 |
Uh, nothing. |
00:36:46 |
Nothing? |
00:36:55 |
Mr. Munday, |
00:36:59 |
and yes, unappreciative |
00:37:02 |
of her family's love, |
00:37:05 |
but she is my daughter. |
00:37:10 |
Remember that. |
00:37:11 |
Yes sir. |
00:37:13 |
Good. |
00:37:17 |
Oh, pumpkin farm! |
00:37:21 |
Dinner's ready. |
00:37:23 |
I expect you'll be |
00:37:24 |
to continuing this |
00:37:27 |
Yes sir. |
00:37:30 |
So, you're Barry |
00:37:32 |
Tell us about yourself, Barry. |
00:37:35 |
This is the first time |
00:37:37 |
Ginger has ever |
00:37:40 |
Our Jennifer brings |
00:37:42 |
But that's Jennifer. |
00:37:43 |
I'm a slut. |
00:37:44 |
You stop that. |
00:37:46 |
She is not a slut. |
00:37:48 |
She's graduating |
00:37:49 |
and she plays |
00:37:52 |
Jennifer is very |
00:37:57 |
Ow. |
00:38:01 |
Personally, I think |
00:38:04 |
even though I don't approve of the way |
00:38:07 |
- Mom... |
00:38:09 |
I tell her it's not natural |
00:38:12 |
I've told her this |
00:38:14 |
"You need to put on makeup, |
00:38:17 |
show some pride, |
00:38:18 |
Leave her alone, Mom. |
00:38:21 |
Let's ask Barry. |
00:38:22 |
You like makeup, |
00:38:24 |
- L... |
00:38:27 |
- I can't believe this. |
00:38:29 |
All I'm saying is, |
00:38:32 |
He gets that. |
00:38:35 |
I think Ginger's beautiful. |
00:38:42 |
And personally, |
00:38:45 |
I feel it's my role |
00:38:47 |
to tell her she looks |
00:38:49 |
which I try |
00:38:54 |
So, Barry, um, you were |
00:38:57 |
telling my wife |
00:38:59 |
Oh, well, not much |
00:39:02 |
I flirted with architecture |
00:39:05 |
I thought about getting |
00:39:08 |
or relay races. |
00:39:09 |
Been in insurance... |
00:39:11 |
Um... |
00:39:13 |
it's good. |
00:39:17 |
- Where? |
00:39:21 |
Green Insurance. |
00:39:23 |
Lonnie Green's |
00:39:25 |
I'll call him, |
00:39:26 |
arrange to have lunch, |
00:39:28 |
That would be great. |
00:39:29 |
Get to know the new |
00:39:33 |
That sounds good. |
00:39:39 |
Well... |
00:39:42 |
we're gonna |
00:39:50 |
That's wonderful. |
00:39:56 |
Anyone like |
00:40:10 |
So, where'd |
00:40:14 |
Snatchers. |
00:40:17 |
I see. |
00:40:19 |
I guess you knew Barry |
00:40:22 |
I guess so. |
00:40:28 |
So, Ginger, |
00:40:31 |
what is it that you want |
00:40:35 |
Besides healthy? |
00:40:38 |
I guess I just want |
00:40:41 |
loved and appreciated, |
00:40:43 |
even if it's 180 degrees |
00:40:48 |
I would be very proud |
00:40:57 |
So, where are we having |
00:40:59 |
St. Joseph's? |
00:41:01 |
I'm having |
00:41:03 |
Uh-huh. |
00:41:05 |
Yeah, the doctor |
00:41:07 |
And it's natural |
00:41:10 |
So... |
00:41:12 |
Well, I'd like to do whatever |
00:41:14 |
You're gonna need |
00:41:16 |
and lots and lots |
00:41:19 |
That's great, Mom. |
00:41:20 |
I appreciate it, but my baby |
00:41:23 |
I mean, why is it |
00:41:25 |
just a few months old |
00:41:27 |
but a child, |
00:41:30 |
walks around shitting in their pants |
00:41:32 |
Ginger read that. |
00:41:35 |
Plus, all the harmful |
00:41:38 |
just smushed in there |
00:41:41 |
in that hot incubator |
00:41:47 |
Ugh! |
00:41:49 |
She comes from |
00:41:51 |
wealthy, nice house. |
00:41:54 |
Her sister plays |
00:41:56 |
Honey, I don't care |
00:42:00 |
A cat box? |
00:42:02 |
She wants to train your baby |
00:42:05 |
Can you imagine? |
00:42:08 |
There she is! |
00:42:10 |
Where is your bathroom? |
00:42:12 |
Oh, go around |
00:42:13 |
and through |
00:42:14 |
just on your right, |
00:42:21 |
A cat box. |
00:42:28 |
You want to maybe |
00:42:32 |
in case I get placed |
00:42:38 |
Um... |
00:42:41 |
I went to a matinee |
00:42:44 |
um... one second |
00:42:48 |
I was watching a movie... |
00:42:50 |
No! |
00:42:51 |
...and six hours later |
00:42:54 |
I woke up |
00:42:57 |
where they had removed |
00:43:06 |
What happened |
00:43:12 |
I wish I knew. |
00:43:14 |
I actually have no memory |
00:43:18 |
Are you serious? |
00:43:20 |
Well, the doctor said |
00:43:24 |
um, maybe not, |
00:43:26 |
but I hope so. |
00:43:30 |
You have no testicles. |
00:43:35 |
I don't know why |
00:43:38 |
about it before, |
00:43:42 |
you being pregnant |
00:43:45 |
in a lot of ways. |
00:43:47 |
- Shut up. |
00:43:50 |
I don't know, |
00:43:52 |
you came, |
00:43:54 |
and there's |
00:43:58 |
Direction. |
00:44:03 |
- Morning, Hoss. |
00:44:04 |
- Free for lunch? |
00:44:07 |
Good, an old buddy of mine, Tom, |
00:44:10 |
- Tom...? |
00:44:12 |
Asked for my number one |
00:44:16 |
Aw, man, I'd love to get a piece |
00:44:18 |
How do you know Tom, |
00:44:20 |
I'm, uh... I'm friends |
00:44:27 |
- Ah, Tom! |
00:44:30 |
- Nice to see you, man! |
00:44:32 |
You've |
00:44:34 |
You don't mind if my daughter |
00:44:36 |
I was downtown shopping, so... |
00:44:37 |
No no, not at all. |
00:44:39 |
You too. |
00:44:41 |
- Hi, Jennifer. |
00:44:45 |
Thank God, I thought you were talking |
00:44:48 |
- Menu, sir? |
00:44:50 |
Well, anyway, |
00:44:52 |
I'm really glad |
00:44:54 |
my old friend |
00:44:59 |
uh... |
00:45:02 |
Yeah, Barry |
00:45:04 |
Yeah. |
00:45:08 |
- So, what's good here? |
00:45:11 |
- Best in town. |
00:45:12 |
Hey-yy... |
00:45:14 |
Jen. |
00:45:16 |
Hey, Barry. |
00:45:25 |
The calamari gets good reviews. |
00:45:28 |
my favorite |
00:45:37 |
- Specials somewhere. |
00:45:41 |
Hi, lover. |
00:45:43 |
So, this |
00:45:46 |
Oh no, Lida. Look, this is not |
00:45:51 |
Oof! |
00:45:53 |
Gentlemen. |
00:45:59 |
Ooh. |
00:46:01 |
She's an old girlfriend. |
00:46:06 |
Before Ginger. |
00:46:10 |
Ginger? |
00:46:12 |
My other daughter. |
00:46:32 |
So, I heard you had |
00:46:38 |
She's an old girlfriend. |
00:46:41 |
What old girlfriend? |
00:46:46 |
They didn't... |
00:46:51 |
I'm kidding. |
00:46:55 |
You're such an idiot. |
00:46:58 |
Why do you |
00:46:59 |
all the "idiot, |
00:47:02 |
Oh, I'm sorry, Barry, |
00:47:04 |
am I hurting |
00:47:08 |
No, I mean, ahem... |
00:47:10 |
I'm trying to be nice. |
00:47:13 |
See, I can't win. |
00:47:15 |
expect me |
00:47:17 |
And why would I |
00:47:21 |
All right, |
00:47:23 |
I'm an idiot shit-eater. |
00:47:26 |
But for the record, |
00:47:28 |
expectation |
00:47:30 |
is nothing but planned |
00:47:35 |
Do you have that written |
00:47:40 |
No, it's a book, |
00:47:42 |
a good book, |
00:47:45 |
And if you want to carry that around |
00:47:47 |
hey, that's your bag. |
00:47:48 |
But remember, |
00:47:51 |
And I'm here. |
00:47:58 |
Whatever. It doesn't matter. |
00:48:00 |
I don't blame you |
00:48:05 |
Well, I want it |
00:48:08 |
I want you to like me. |
00:48:12 |
Ginger, the doctor |
00:48:18 |
Liking people |
00:48:26 |
ª Oh Mama, |
00:48:28 |
Hey, man, honestly, |
00:48:30 |
Of course. |
00:48:33 |
Like a red car wash. |
00:48:35 |
I figured if I make it, |
00:48:38 |
then we could |
00:48:40 |
then we'll take it down |
00:48:41 |
Yeah, strip joint. |
00:48:43 |
You in? |
00:48:46 |
ª The jig is up |
00:48:48 |
⪠They've finally |
00:48:50 |
Heavy Metal Greg is the shit! |
00:48:52 |
Cups! |
00:48:57 |
Whoo-oo! |
00:49:01 |
Hey, by the way, |
00:49:03 |
- A what?! |
00:49:06 |
No, no, |
00:49:08 |
- No... |
00:49:15 |
Up! |
00:49:16 |
ª Oh Mama, |
00:49:19 |
- Up! |
00:49:24 |
I can't believe you won! |
00:49:28 |
Whoo! |
00:49:30 |
The area finals! |
00:49:31 |
- And beavers! |
00:49:33 |
Hey, Donald, |
00:49:35 |
What? |
00:49:38 |
I think you might be |
00:49:39 |
- Gentlemen and gentlemen, please welcome... |
00:49:42 |
...the exotic and spectacular Dreamer. |
00:49:50 |
Good talent tonight. |
00:49:52 |
No, not Italian. |
00:49:56 |
Exactly. |
00:49:59 |
ª Here I go again |
00:50:05 |
⪠Going down the only road |
00:50:09 |
⪠Like a drifter |
00:50:16 |
⪠And I've made up |
00:50:19 |
Hey, Barry. |
00:50:21 |
ª I ain't wastin' |
00:50:24 |
⪠But here I go again... ⪠|
00:50:28 |
- Hey, hey! |
00:50:34 |
Why don't you give us |
00:50:38 |
Whoo! |
00:50:40 |
ª Here I go... ⪠|
00:50:49 |
Yeah! |
00:50:50 |
Get off of her! |
00:50:54 |
Barry! |
00:50:59 |
Hey, break it up! |
00:51:06 |
- You know who I am?! |
00:51:08 |
Area finals! |
00:51:12 |
Don't break it! |
00:51:14 |
Be cool, dude. |
00:51:22 |
- What the hell, dude? |
00:51:25 |
My night. |
00:51:40 |
What? |
00:51:52 |
Barry, |
00:51:53 |
- What's that? |
00:51:57 |
Nothing! Shut up! |
00:52:00 |
No, uh, sorry, I just... |
00:52:02 |
I just... |
00:52:03 |
wanted to make sure |
00:52:06 |
- Don't be stupid. |
00:52:09 |
I'm not being stupid. |
00:52:14 |
The baby's fine. |
00:52:16 |
I just... |
00:52:18 |
Can I come in? |
00:52:20 |
Go home, Barry. |
00:52:22 |
It's 2:00 |
00:52:23 |
I know, I just... |
00:52:25 |
Can I? |
00:52:31 |
Fine, but I am not |
00:52:33 |
I know. |
00:52:37 |
I'll put some sheets |
00:52:50 |
ª Come on along, |
00:52:52 |
⪠And you can fall |
00:52:54 |
⪠That we never die... ⪠|
00:52:56 |
All the while, |
00:52:59 |
is gonna come through |
00:53:01 |
big and strong. |
00:53:03 |
Comin' through. |
00:53:04 |
ª You're gonna find, |
00:53:06 |
Yeah, of course. |
00:53:08 |
Look, I wouldn't sell it if I didn't believe it |
00:53:11 |
Yeah, we're gonna take care of Alex, |
00:53:14 |
ª Now if you ever |
00:53:18 |
⪠From everything |
00:53:23 |
⪠Call on me, |
00:53:28 |
⪠Run to my room... ⪠|
00:53:34 |
Hey, Ginger, you know what? |
00:53:36 |
I think we're going |
00:53:38 |
Great. |
00:53:43 |
Oh, by the way, |
00:53:44 |
Jennifer invited you |
00:53:52 |
This is when |
00:53:54 |
It's the week |
00:53:57 |
The baby could come |
00:53:59 |
I feel like it's gonna |
00:54:02 |
and crawl out |
00:54:14 |
Can I feel it? |
00:54:35 |
Are you scared? |
00:54:45 |
Do you want me to go |
00:54:47 |
If you want. |
00:54:50 |
That's not |
00:54:53 |
Let's not pretend |
00:54:57 |
Are you afraid |
00:55:00 |
Yes, yes I am. |
00:55:04 |
individually, |
00:55:09 |
Fine. |
00:55:10 |
Yes, I would like you |
00:55:12 |
to my sister's |
00:55:18 |
ª I needed you ⪠|
00:55:22 |
⪠To set me free ⪠|
00:55:26 |
⪠So I could learn ⪠|
00:55:32 |
⪠I needed freedom |
00:55:49 |
I've been thinking a lot |
00:55:51 |
Yes? |
00:55:53 |
Well, you just have |
00:55:57 |
um, basically, 'cause |
00:56:02 |
Yes. |
00:56:04 |
And you got to know |
00:56:05 |
They'll call her Corny. |
00:56:08 |
She's a girl... that's |
00:56:15 |
Do you like Corny? |
00:56:17 |
Yes I do. |
00:56:22 |
You know what the boys |
00:56:23 |
are gonna call her? |
00:56:28 |
What? |
00:56:30 |
Horny Corny. |
00:56:33 |
That's what boys |
00:56:36 |
Maybe, but that'll |
00:56:40 |
Look, I'm not gonna mold my life, |
00:56:42 |
around the actions of perverts |
00:56:45 |
I'm not afraid of the idiocy |
00:56:47 |
because it rhymes, |
00:56:50 |
or because |
00:56:51 |
to pronounce |
00:56:56 |
And by the way, |
00:56:57 |
you touch my tit |
00:56:59 |
I will cut you |
00:57:08 |
Hello! |
00:57:10 |
It's so nice to finally meet you. |
00:57:12 |
Hi. |
00:57:14 |
Barry's always saying |
00:57:16 |
- How sweet. |
00:57:19 |
- So nice to meet you at last. |
00:57:21 |
- And it's Ms. |
00:57:23 |
- Hi! |
00:57:25 |
And this is our youngest, |
00:57:27 |
This is Carol, |
00:57:29 |
Hi, Jennifer. |
00:57:31 |
- Thanks! |
00:57:32 |
Nice to |
00:57:34 |
Well, nice to see you |
00:57:37 |
Thank you. |
00:57:39 |
Hi, Barry. |
00:57:41 |
Hi, sweetie. |
00:57:45 |
- Hey. |
00:57:49 |
Well, shall we go through |
00:57:52 |
- Yes. |
00:58:00 |
You look nice. |
00:58:01 |
You're wearing a suit. |
00:58:09 |
- You want another piece? |
00:58:12 |
Not yet. |
00:58:14 |
- It's kind of gross. |
00:58:17 |
They can hear you. |
00:58:18 |
- What? |
00:58:26 |
- Father Walsh? |
00:58:28 |
Did you hear |
00:58:32 |
Um, no, I don't think |
00:58:35 |
Jennifer, I don't think |
00:58:37 |
It's okay, |
00:58:42 |
See, Barry was |
00:58:44 |
and some whacko |
00:58:47 |
- Attacked him? |
00:58:48 |
Okay, Jen, |
00:58:51 |
I don't think |
00:58:52 |
personal stuff, |
00:58:54 |
- Jen. |
00:58:56 |
Anyway, somebody just |
00:58:59 |
and... right |
00:59:04 |
...you know, |
00:59:08 |
And they never caught |
00:59:10 |
personally, |
00:59:12 |
makin' time with |
00:59:14 |
Okay, Jen. |
00:59:19 |
I'd stop now or you-know-what |
00:59:21 |
And you don't |
00:59:23 |
Or scammin' on some little girl |
00:59:27 |
Pervert. |
00:59:28 |
All right, check it! |
00:59:29 |
10:00 |
00:59:31 |
I saw Jennifer |
00:59:33 |
at a nudie club |
00:59:39 |
Ha! |
00:59:50 |
Sorry to be the one |
00:59:52 |
I know it's |
00:59:54 |
It was embarrassing for me |
00:59:57 |
Believe me. |
01:00:01 |
- Barry... |
01:00:03 |
- Barry... |
01:00:05 |
I couldn't help it. |
01:00:08 |
- Barry... |
01:00:09 |
- Barry... |
01:00:12 |
Barry, |
01:00:14 |
Mr. And Mrs. Farley |
01:00:16 |
were at my house |
01:00:18 |
to discuss Ginger's |
01:00:20 |
Till at least 10:00. |
01:00:22 |
10:30. |
01:00:25 |
ª Here I go... ⪠|
01:00:26 |
Sweet little pussy, baby! |
01:00:32 |
10:30? |
01:00:39 |
For the record, sir, |
01:00:41 |
I had never been |
01:00:48 |
This cake's |
01:00:51 |
Thank you. |
01:00:53 |
- Oh my God! |
01:00:55 |
My water broke. |
01:00:57 |
- Are you serious? |
01:01:01 |
- Call Janice. |
01:01:03 |
- The midwife, you idiot! |
01:01:05 |
Watch your step! |
01:01:07 |
- Barry, there's no room for you! |
01:01:09 |
- What? |
01:01:11 |
You and your mother |
01:01:12 |
Son, son, this way! |
01:01:16 |
Get the camera. |
01:01:18 |
Here's a good shot |
01:01:20 |
Talk to your baby, |
01:01:22 |
- Sandwich? Popcorn? |
01:01:24 |
Okay, Daddy, why don't you |
01:01:27 |
- Uh... |
01:01:29 |
- Okay. Um, hi baby. |
01:01:32 |
Uh, I'm Barry Munday. |
01:01:35 |
- I wish you all the best... |
01:01:37 |
today comin' out |
01:01:42 |
Here we go! |
01:01:45 |
Breathe, breathe. |
01:01:47 |
Come on, come on! |
01:01:49 |
You can |
01:01:51 |
- Why don't you step into the tub? |
01:01:54 |
Well, you can strip down |
01:01:56 |
I'm not wearing |
01:01:57 |
- Oh, Barry. |
01:02:01 |
Yes sir. |
01:02:06 |
Oh! Agh-hh! |
01:02:10 |
Yep, no recollection |
01:02:16 |
Oh, wait, |
01:02:21 |
- Push. |
01:02:23 |
Okay, mirror. Carol, |
01:02:27 |
Great. Let me see |
01:02:30 |
What the hell |
01:02:32 |
It's whales |
01:02:34 |
Uh, it's supposed |
01:02:36 |
- Right? |
01:02:42 |
What? |
01:02:45 |
- I can't hear you! |
01:02:52 |
Turn off |
01:02:54 |
- Oh, I got it! |
01:02:56 |
- That's it. |
01:02:58 |
- You can do it, Ginger! |
01:03:00 |
Reach down, |
01:03:10 |
ª When I was young |
01:03:11 |
⪠And beaten up |
01:03:13 |
⪠Who'd I run to, Mama? |
01:03:15 |
⪠And as I grew |
01:03:16 |
⪠And all the world |
01:03:18 |
⪠I did what I thought |
01:03:20 |
⪠It was you, Mama, you, |
01:03:23 |
⪠It was you I ran away from, |
01:03:26 |
Now reach down... |
01:03:28 |
⪠If I could, |
01:03:29 |
⪠I swear to God |
01:03:31 |
Oh, God! |
01:03:33 |
Oh, God! No way! |
01:03:38 |
Say hello to your little girl. |
01:03:44 |
It's a girl. |
01:03:47 |
Just follow the baby. |
01:03:50 |
Oh, you were right. |
01:03:53 |
You were right. |
01:03:54 |
She's beautiful. |
01:03:57 |
- Wanna hold her? |
01:04:02 |
I got her. I got her. |
01:04:07 |
Okay. |
01:04:11 |
Christmas. |
01:04:58 |
How's she doin'? |
01:04:59 |
I just came in here to... |
01:05:03 |
I just wanted |
01:05:09 |
Thanks for |
01:05:10 |
I know you had |
01:05:13 |
Oh, it's just |
01:05:15 |
Yeah, well, Ginger appreciates it, |
01:05:19 |
You know, we've never had |
01:05:22 |
- Why are you doing this? |
01:05:24 |
- What are you doing? |
01:05:27 |
I knew it. Stop! |
01:05:29 |
That was you |
01:05:33 |
What is it? Is it that |
01:05:36 |
- Or are you jealous? |
01:05:39 |
Of you? |
01:05:40 |
I don't know. |
01:05:42 |
Ginger? |
01:05:46 |
Is it really |
01:05:47 |
everybody's favorite |
01:05:52 |
What are you two doing up? |
01:05:57 |
Look who I found |
01:06:01 |
Pervert. |
01:06:02 |
Ugh. |
01:06:06 |
I'm gonna |
01:06:19 |
Okay, get a little... |
01:06:23 |
Vroom, vroom-vroom. |
01:06:26 |
Sweet girl. |
01:06:28 |
Right there. |
01:06:32 |
It's broken. |
01:06:34 |
I see. |
01:06:36 |
Oh, well. |
01:06:38 |
You a daddy? |
01:06:40 |
Yeah. |
01:06:42 |
Fantastic. |
01:06:44 |
Let's see |
01:06:45 |
Okay. |
01:06:48 |
Now look at that... |
01:06:50 |
half-Asian. |
01:06:51 |
Uh, excuse me? |
01:06:53 |
Your baby. |
01:06:57 |
Uh, I don't think so. |
01:07:00 |
Been in this park |
01:07:01 |
seen every baby |
01:07:05 |
Eyes, hue of skin... |
01:07:08 |
nothing like |
01:07:10 |
Damn soft, too. |
01:07:12 |
Velvet. |
01:07:14 |
Mm-mm-mm... |
01:07:23 |
Hey, man, |
01:07:26 |
Sorry. |
01:07:27 |
What? |
01:07:29 |
Sorry. |
01:07:30 |
Why are you sorry? |
01:07:32 |
- Sorry. |
01:07:51 |
Mom, do you think |
01:07:53 |
Yes, I do. |
01:07:55 |
Does she look |
01:07:57 |
No. |
01:07:59 |
I thought he was |
01:08:01 |
Why are you asking? |
01:08:02 |
I don't know. |
01:08:06 |
Where'd he come from? |
01:08:10 |
Your father came from |
01:08:12 |
and he should've |
01:08:14 |
He left behind the only part |
01:08:19 |
Does my baby |
01:08:23 |
This isn't about |
01:08:25 |
- This is about your testes. |
01:08:27 |
It's natural |
01:08:30 |
to question, |
01:08:32 |
Did I actually make |
01:08:35 |
Questions are healthy. |
01:08:37 |
I think that's the main reason |
01:08:42 |
Barry, God has |
01:08:47 |
She is beautiful, |
01:08:48 |
She's a Munday. |
01:08:51 |
Cornelia... |
01:08:53 |
something-Munday. |
01:08:55 |
Just Cornelia. |
01:08:58 |
No middle name? |
01:08:59 |
No middle name, no last name. |
01:09:04 |
You have to have a last name. |
01:09:06 |
What about Jesus, |
01:09:09 |
Who's Calvin? |
01:09:11 |
I don't know. |
01:09:19 |
- What are you doing? |
01:09:22 |
Fine. |
01:09:24 |
Listen, Cornelia's sleeping, |
01:09:29 |
Where are your glasses? |
01:09:31 |
I got contacts |
01:09:33 |
You haven't noticed? |
01:09:35 |
Would you notice |
01:09:38 |
Probably. |
01:09:43 |
See those guy's plants across the hall? |
01:09:46 |
My mom's number |
01:09:49 |
Are you sure |
01:09:51 |
Oh yeah. |
01:09:52 |
I got beer. |
01:09:56 |
Are you okay? |
01:09:58 |
I'm awesome. |
01:10:00 |
Ugh. |
01:10:07 |
Br-rr-rr. |
01:10:09 |
Br-rr-rr. |
01:10:15 |
- Hello? |
01:10:18 |
Uh, now? |
01:10:19 |
Just for an hour or so. |
01:10:22 |
Uh, I'm watching |
01:10:24 |
Bring her. She should be visiting |
01:10:42 |
- Hello. |
01:10:45 |
I'm Dr. Preston Edwards. |
01:10:47 |
Please, don't be alarmed. |
01:10:48 |
Your mother's concerned. |
01:10:50 |
She loves you very much. |
01:10:52 |
I thought |
01:10:55 |
Barry, listen |
01:10:57 |
Oh! |
01:11:00 |
Adorable. |
01:11:01 |
Barry, our group |
01:11:04 |
to help us understand |
01:11:07 |
Boys? Each of the men |
01:11:10 |
some kind of genital |
01:11:15 |
You're not alone. |
01:11:19 |
Hi, I'm Jerry Sherman. |
01:11:21 |
When I was |
01:11:27 |
Now the end pokes out |
01:11:30 |
And yes, |
01:11:34 |
But you know what? |
01:11:38 |
So, I'd say |
01:11:42 |
Well done, Jerry. |
01:11:48 |
My name's |
01:11:49 |
I'm 37. I have a master's |
01:11:52 |
My penis |
01:11:58 |
It's thin like a rope, |
01:12:00 |
and my testicles |
01:12:08 |
I suffer from a rare |
01:12:11 |
called Glassroth Syndrome. |
01:12:14 |
Thank you, Kyle. |
01:12:19 |
If you're laughing |
01:12:22 |
or embarrassment, |
01:12:24 |
But there is nothing funny |
01:12:28 |
I'm sorry, Kyle. |
01:12:32 |
Ahem... |
01:12:35 |
My name is Maury... |
01:12:38 |
Maury is a new member. |
01:12:40 |
He prefers to speak |
01:12:43 |
I, um... actually, I have |
01:12:46 |
My private spot is |
01:12:50 |
And I pee out of my a-anus. |
01:12:55 |
This is my |
01:12:57 |
Thank you, Maury. |
01:13:05 |
Barry, I know this |
01:13:06 |
No. |
01:13:09 |
it's cool. |
01:13:10 |
Came over with my baby |
01:13:13 |
to help fix her disposal, |
01:13:15 |
and I find five dudes |
01:13:17 |
sitting in my living room |
01:13:19 |
waiting to tell me stories |
01:13:21 |
It's perfectly normal. |
01:13:23 |
Okay. |
01:13:25 |
Can I ask you a question, |
01:13:27 |
You ever find people |
01:13:31 |
without the help |
01:13:34 |
Well, I have |
01:13:37 |
believed that |
01:13:39 |
only to have their problems resurface |
01:13:41 |
- estrangements, sexual confusion... |
01:13:44 |
Okay. Well hey, |
01:13:46 |
estranged or sexually confused, |
01:13:50 |
Ha, no one is |
01:13:53 |
That's nice, Doctor, |
01:13:56 |
And I don't think |
01:13:59 |
will help |
01:14:01 |
I don't even know |
01:14:03 |
The only good they ever did was |
01:14:05 |
and I don't even know |
01:14:08 |
Thank you. |
01:14:10 |
Mini-breakthrough. |
01:14:13 |
You really should |
01:14:15 |
It's Thursday nights |
01:14:17 |
Jerry, are you |
01:14:20 |
- I'm makin' puff pastry, Doc. |
01:14:22 |
Tell you what, why don't I just call you |
01:14:24 |
estranged, or... |
01:14:26 |
Sexually |
01:14:29 |
- Barry? |
01:14:33 |
All right. Fellas? |
01:14:37 |
Bye. |
01:14:45 |
Oh, here's the one |
01:14:48 |
This is Christmas. |
01:14:52 |
Ah yes. |
01:14:56 |
Look it, look it, |
01:15:01 |
Oh look. |
01:15:04 |
She's got your nose. |
01:15:07 |
She's got your toes. |
01:15:09 |
Who has |
01:15:12 |
Oh, you were |
01:15:15 |
You were always smiling |
01:15:17 |
Look at this. |
01:15:20 |
I never could figure out |
01:15:21 |
but you were always |
01:15:33 |
You know, it never |
01:15:36 |
It never bothered you |
01:15:41 |
I worried about you |
01:15:47 |
I really don't think you missed him |
01:15:50 |
Hmm. |
01:15:52 |
You know, |
01:15:54 |
needed to ask questions |
01:15:57 |
you know, |
01:15:59 |
There wasn't |
01:16:04 |
Life goes in circles, |
01:16:10 |
Ginger's |
01:16:13 |
I want you to take care |
01:16:18 |
Did he know |
01:16:22 |
Barry, if I tell you |
01:16:26 |
you'll make |
01:16:28 |
wondering why he left. |
01:16:30 |
I just want |
01:16:36 |
I just want to know |
01:16:47 |
Yeah. |
01:16:58 |
Leaving behind a sperm |
01:17:01 |
Or a man... |
01:17:04 |
any more than one brick |
01:17:10 |
I know that. |
01:17:11 |
You've built |
01:17:13 |
It's there, |
01:17:21 |
Before |
01:17:23 |
did you know there was love like this |
01:17:26 |
Mm-um. |
01:17:32 |
Another guy said |
01:17:42 |
Now that's |
01:17:48 |
Sometimes |
01:17:51 |
of Joey from |
01:17:55 |
Was he awesome? |
01:17:58 |
No. |
01:18:02 |
I liked it. |
01:18:06 |
He was funny. |
01:18:19 |
Were you really a virgin |
01:18:23 |
Did you think |
01:18:27 |
You don't remember |
01:18:36 |
That sucks. |
01:18:39 |
Hey, why me? |
01:18:41 |
I mean, that night, |
01:18:42 |
why... why with... |
01:18:45 |
with me? |
01:18:51 |
M-most of my life, |
01:18:53 |
I think, you know, |
01:18:55 |
paid much |
01:18:57 |
They kinda |
01:18:59 |
I mean, they would think |
01:19:02 |
Or they would just look at me and think, |
01:19:06 |
And people |
01:19:09 |
my family, |
01:19:12 |
and, um, so... |
01:19:15 |
I don't know, I found |
01:19:17 |
like, that there was |
01:19:20 |
No overt judgment. |
01:19:22 |
You mean, you... |
01:19:25 |
you dress like this |
01:19:29 |
Well, I don't expect you |
01:19:32 |
but there is |
01:19:35 |
a power |
01:19:39 |
undesirable. |
01:19:42 |
But then I almost got |
01:19:46 |
the day of the night... |
01:19:48 |
and this guy yelled |
01:19:51 |
Watch where you're going, |
01:19:54 |
And, um, and it just |
01:19:57 |
just that one sentence. |
01:20:02 |
like an ugly bitch. |
01:20:10 |
So, that night... |
01:20:12 |
- ⪠Night will follow day... ⪠|
01:20:23 |
I just really needed |
01:20:27 |
Well, I'm glad he called you |
01:20:33 |
Thanks, Barry. |
01:21:31 |
Can you still...? |
01:21:33 |
Oh, yeah, the doctor said I can... |
01:21:36 |
have what's called |
01:21:38 |
- Oh, gross. |
01:21:41 |
Ginger, this is |
01:21:46 |
⪠When I'm ready ⪠|
01:21:49 |
⪠When I'm able... ⪠|
01:21:54 |
⪠I cut the night |
01:21:56 |
⪠You said that you were |
01:22:02 |
⪠It's a story... ⪠|
01:22:03 |
What's that? |
01:22:05 |
Oh, I got it |
01:22:08 |
- It's dumb. |
01:22:09 |
I thought |
01:22:12 |
ª You never thought |
01:22:18 |
⪠I just want |
01:22:21 |
⪠Can't we still |
01:22:26 |
⪠We jumped so low, |
01:22:29 |
⪠Oh, Debbie ⪠|
01:22:33 |
⪠When will you |
01:22:37 |
⪠No one said |
01:22:41 |
⪠We had a laugh, |
01:22:45 |
- I did it! |
01:22:47 |
- She's mine! |
01:22:49 |
- Is it mine? |
01:22:52 |
Mine! |
01:22:55 |
Cornelia! |
01:23:00 |
I didn't mean it like... |
01:23:02 |
I just said it 'cause... |
01:23:04 |
Who says their baby's |
01:23:07 |
I was happy. |
01:23:10 |
Yeah, we could still... |
01:23:12 |
Another time, Barry. |
01:23:25 |
Hey. |
01:23:28 |
What's this? |
01:23:30 |
A little appreciation. |
01:23:31 |
I just talked to Tom Farley |
01:23:34 |
He wanted you |
01:23:36 |
Oh. |
01:23:40 |
Oh, by the way, |
01:23:43 |
Martin Lefleur |
01:23:45 |
around about |
01:23:47 |
I need you to walk him through |
01:23:49 |
Sure. Yeah. |
01:23:59 |
Hello? |
01:24:02 |
What the hell? |
01:24:05 |
Surprise! |
01:24:11 |
Happy birthday! |
01:24:13 |
Happy birthday, Barry. |
01:24:15 |
Your mom and I wanted to organize |
01:24:18 |
- Are you surprised? |
01:24:22 |
- Happy birthday, bro. |
01:24:24 |
Got you |
01:24:26 |
Your mom said |
01:24:27 |
so I went ahead |
01:24:29 |
Yes, you did. |
01:24:31 |
- Hey, Barry, how are you? |
01:24:32 |
How's it all feelin' down there? |
01:24:34 |
- Yeah, it's workin'. |
01:24:35 |
- Only kidding, Barry. Happy birthday! |
01:24:39 |
I can't believe you fell for that |
01:24:41 |
- What? |
01:24:44 |
That son of a bitch |
01:24:46 |
Happy birthday, Barry. |
01:24:51 |
Thanks. |
01:24:53 |
ª Could believe, do... ⪠|
01:24:55 |
⪠And share in what was true, I said... ⪠|
01:25:01 |
Hey, sexy. |
01:25:03 |
No. |
01:25:07 |
You know, I thought a lot |
01:25:09 |
And you're right. |
01:25:11 |
Which part? |
01:25:14 |
I was bored |
01:25:16 |
and jealous. |
01:25:18 |
Not that you're not |
01:25:22 |
Come on, that was you at the Beaver Tree. |
01:25:24 |
Just say it. |
01:25:26 |
Nobody'll believe me anyway. |
01:25:28 |
Happy birthday, pervert. |
01:25:32 |
- You want a lime? |
01:25:35 |
- Cubes for your wine? |
01:25:40 |
ª When I, you ⪠|
01:25:42 |
⪠And everyone we knew ⪠|
01:25:44 |
⪠Could believe, do ⪠|
01:25:47 |
⪠And share in what was true, |
01:25:53 |
⪠Dance hall days, love ⪠|
01:26:02 |
⪠Dance hall days, love ⪠|
01:26:07 |
⪠Dance hall days ⪠|
01:26:12 |
⪠Dance hall days, love ⪠|
01:26:16 |
- Happy birthday. |
01:26:21 |
Dude, you know Dreamer |
01:26:27 |
ª And you need her |
01:26:41 |
⪠And you need her... ⪠|
01:26:42 |
I impregnated one of |
01:26:46 |
before my testicles vanished |
01:26:50 |
I never stopped |
01:26:51 |
whether she would be |
01:26:54 |
or even whether I'd be able |
01:26:56 |
with the woman |
01:27:01 |
And yet somehow, |
01:27:02 |
through this disconnected |
01:27:04 |
I set in motion |
01:27:08 |
Now it's hard |
01:27:10 |
I never would've |
01:27:12 |
And I sometimes think |
01:27:14 |
I was buried in my cave, |
01:27:18 |
letting my hand |
01:27:21 |
to make sure |
01:27:23 |
But I also remember getting that letter |
01:27:27 |
and reading |
01:27:29 |
Before I could even |
01:27:31 |
before I could even |
01:27:34 |
I was overjoyed... |
01:27:36 |
overjoyed at the idea |
01:27:39 |
part of me |
01:27:40 |
waiting on the verge |
01:27:43 |
- Barry, there you go. |
01:27:47 |
I guess one man's burden |
01:27:48 |
can really be |
01:27:53 |
Let's go. Oh! |
01:27:55 |
- Sorry, sir. |
01:27:58 |
Of course I still think |
01:28:00 |
to be an architect. |
01:28:02 |
Or a triathlete. |
01:28:04 |
Or a yoga instructor. |
01:28:07 |
ª Can you tell me, |
01:28:10 |
⪠That you want to be with me |
01:28:17 |
⪠I need to know |
01:28:20 |
⪠And you won't run away |
01:28:27 |
⪠I've been waiting |
01:28:30 |
⪠For the one |
01:28:35 |
⪠I think it's time ⪠|
01:28:41 |
⪠Everything's all right ⪠|
01:28:46 |
⪠The way |
01:28:50 |
⪠It takes me |
01:28:56 |
⪠I fall beside you |
01:29:02 |
⪠That I've been waiting |
01:29:05 |
⪠For the one |
01:29:10 |
⪠I think it's time ⪠|
01:29:17 |
⪠In the morning, |
01:29:20 |
⪠'Cause I don't want |
01:29:26 |
⪠You've got me dreaming, |
01:29:30 |
⪠When you're gone |
01:29:37 |
⪠I've been waiting |
01:29:40 |
⪠For the one |
01:29:44 |
⪠I think it's time ⪠|
01:29:45 |
⪠I think everything's |
01:29:51 |
⪠The way that you |
01:29:55 |
⪠And it takes me |
01:30:01 |
⪠I fall beside you |
01:30:06 |
⪠Na na-na na-na ⪠|
01:30:11 |
⪠Tomorrow |
01:30:15 |
⪠Na na-na na-na ⪠|
01:30:21 |
⪠Tomorrow |
01:30:25 |
⪠If you say |
01:30:30 |
⪠I think it's time ⪠|
01:30:34 |
⪠I think it's time... ⪠|
01:30:38 |
It's time. It's time! |
01:30:41 |
ª I like to make it ⪠|
01:30:44 |
⪠With my baby |
01:30:50 |
⪠Everything's all right ⪠|
01:30:56 |
⪠Every morning |
01:30:59 |
⪠I fall into your eyes ⪠|
01:31:04 |
⪠I want to go ⪠|
01:31:06 |
⪠I believe |
01:31:10 |
⪠Na na-na na-na ⪠|
01:31:15 |
⪠Tomorrow |
01:31:20 |
⪠Na na-na na-na ⪠|
01:31:25 |
⪠Tomorrow |
01:31:30 |
⪠If you're alone tonight ⪠|
01:31:35 |
⪠Believe me, |
01:31:40 |
⪠Everything's all right ⪠|
01:31:50 |
⪠Yeah! ª |
01:32:09 |
⪠Who's the coolest guy |
01:32:11 |
⪠His name is Barry ⪠|
01:32:13 |
⪠Barry the man ⪠|
01:32:16 |
⪠Who's the baddest dude |
01:32:18 |
⪠I just said Barry ⪠|
01:32:20 |
⪠Can't you understand? ª |
01:32:23 |
⪠That he's fighting |
01:32:27 |
⪠Defining the cream |
01:32:29 |
⪠And he won't stop ⪠|
01:32:31 |
⪠'Cause he's Barry ⪠|
01:32:35 |
⪠Barry the man ⪠|
01:32:38 |
⪠It's necessary ⪠|
01:32:42 |
⪠He do what he can ⪠|
01:32:47 |
⪠Gonna do what he can ⪠|
01:32:52 |
⪠When somebody's life's |
01:32:54 |
⪠You just call Barry ⪠|
01:32:56 |
⪠He'll lend a hand ⪠|
01:32:59 |
⪠You maybe doin' just fine ⪠|
01:33:01 |
⪠I'd still call Barry ⪠|
01:33:03 |
⪠He's a charming man ⪠|
01:33:05 |
⪠And he's fighting |
01:33:10 |
⪠Defining the cream |
01:33:12 |
⪠And he won't stop ⪠|
01:33:14 |
⪠'Cause he's Barry ⪠|
01:33:18 |
⪠Barry the man ⪠|
01:33:21 |
⪠It's necessary ⪠|
01:33:24 |
⪠He do what he can ⪠|
01:33:30 |
⪠Gonna do what he can, |
01:33:36 |
⪠He's now finding a way ⪠|
01:33:43 |
⪠Barry is here to stay ⪠|
01:34:02 |
⪠And he's fighting |
01:34:06 |
⪠Defining the cream |
01:34:09 |
⪠And he won't stop ⪠|
01:34:11 |
⪠'Cause he's Barry ⪠|
01:34:15 |
⪠Barry the man ⪠|
01:34:18 |
⪠It's necessary ⪠|
01:34:21 |
⪠He do what he can ⪠|
01:34:25 |
⪠'Cause he's Barry ⪠|
01:34:29 |
⪠Barry the man ⪠|
01:34:32 |
⪠It's necessary ⪠|
01:34:36 |
⪠He do what he can ⪠|
01:34:38 |
⪠Go Barry, go Barry ⪠|
01:34:40 |
⪠'Cause he's Barry ⪠|
01:34:43 |
⪠Barry the man. ª |