Barry Munday

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00:00:42 ™ª Tortilla chips
00:00:46 ♪ And no one's pressed
00:00:51 ♪ Bad beat poet
00:00:58 ♪ The city gets bright,
00:01:03 ♪ The neon lights
00:01:06 ♪ I am no watcher
00:01:15 ♪ Charlie says ♪
00:01:17 ♪ Nobody's got ♪
00:01:19 ♪ A strange
00:01:23 ♪ No one is really
00:01:26 ♪ They're all just ♪
00:01:28 ♪ Mediocre men of the hour ♪
00:01:32 ♪ Mediocre models
00:01:36 ♪ Mediocre men ♪
00:01:43 ♪ You take me places
00:01:47 ♪ When our sex erases ♪
00:01:49 ♪ The lonely past ♪
00:01:51 ♪ And you found me
00:01:54 ♪ And 10 against 11 men ♪
00:01:57 ♪ Who could kick my ass ♪
00:01:59 ♪ But anyway ♪
00:02:03 ♪ It's probably ♪
00:02:05 ♪ Gonna pass. ™ª
00:02:24 Barry, are you awake?
00:02:29 Honey, just relax.
00:02:31 Doctor says everything's
00:02:44 Until that day,
00:02:46 I couldn't imagine living
00:02:52 You see,
00:02:53 at the edge
00:02:56 for which
00:02:58 the addictive seconds
00:03:01 and immediately preceding
00:03:04 It's Christmas.
00:03:12 It's with this
00:03:13 that I relate
00:03:15 the involuntary removal
00:03:22 - Yep. Mm-hmm.
00:03:24 Yeah. No, that's
00:03:26 We can do that.
00:03:35 I don't know how you do it, Lucy.
00:03:37 Do what?
00:03:38 Look like a model.
00:03:40 A supermodel, actually.
00:03:41 A super-duper model.
00:03:44 Hey, I don't know what
00:03:46 but I was thinkin'
00:03:48 over at Chili's.
00:03:50 I don't date people
00:03:52 Who said date?
00:03:54 Maybe not...
00:03:57 maybe not Chili's.
00:03:58 Everpea has got
00:04:01 Why don't you
00:04:03 I just don't.
00:04:04 You just...
00:04:07 You're probably right.
00:04:08 You're smart.
00:04:11 You got beauty
00:04:13 You guys fall in love,
00:04:17 Beautiful babies
00:04:22 TGIF.
00:04:26 All right.
00:04:27 - Hey, you don't like nachos?
00:04:29 No no no. I do!
00:04:31 Nacho time for me!
00:04:38 ™ª My dossbag, my sack ♪
00:04:40 ♪ The family bling-bling ♪
00:04:43 ♪ When I'm jumpin'
00:04:45 ♪ On my trampoline ♪
00:04:48 ♪ To the belly button
00:04:51 ♪ Rushin' to my head,
00:04:53 - What's up?
00:04:55 Thought I had a possibility.
00:04:57 My tires are stinky.
00:04:59 What?
00:05:00 That's a catchphrase,
00:05:02 - How we lookin'?
00:05:06 - I wanna be an architect.
00:05:09 See it? Dress suit, sneakers.
00:05:13 I could go back to school, be an architect.
00:05:16 Dude, what
00:05:17 You make really good
00:05:19 I just... I just...
00:05:22 I don't think insurance is,
00:05:25 you know, as a lifestyle.
00:05:26 - Whoa.
00:05:28 - You ready? Let's rock 'n' roll.
00:05:30 Hey, so if they ask,
00:05:32 Oh hey, tell 'em
00:05:33 Hold these.
00:05:35 No no, seriously,
00:05:37 like twice a week
00:05:39 - Is that your card?
00:05:41 All the way to the seventh grade,
00:05:43 that's it, and I went
00:05:46 Is that your card?
00:05:47 - No.
00:05:49 - That's so sad.
00:05:51 - I'd kill for those.
00:05:56 - Is that your card?
00:05:58 Oh my God,
00:06:00 That's what we do.
00:06:02 Oh my God.
00:06:04 How'd you do that?
00:06:06 Come on.
00:06:08 Did you have that
00:06:13 What is that?
00:06:15 Oh, it's my kitty cat.
00:06:18 Mmm, it is sparkly
00:06:20 Thanks.
00:06:22 Are you
00:06:23 I love cats.
00:06:26 - Yeah?
00:06:27 - I love pussy...
00:06:28 ...cats too.
00:06:34 Excuse me,
00:06:36 you want me to close out
00:06:37 Sir?
00:06:41 Do you want me to put this
00:06:43 - Uh...
00:06:45 no, you can
00:06:49 Awesome.
00:06:51 Fine.
00:06:52 Wow.
00:06:54 So what do you two do?
00:06:55 - We're architects.
00:06:59 Wow.
00:07:01 I love buildings.
00:07:06 Barry...
00:07:09 I'm married.
00:07:18 We could just
00:07:19 Okay.
00:07:32 ™ª Who's the coolest guy
00:07:34 ♪ His name is Barry ♪
00:07:36 ♪ Barry Munday ♪
00:07:38 ♪ The coolest dude
00:07:40 ♪ Barry Munday ♪
00:07:42 ♪ The coolest dude
00:07:45 ♪ Know know ♪
00:07:46 ♪ He's sweet
00:07:50 ♪ 'Cause he's
00:07:52 ♪ Of all time ♪
00:07:54 ♪ 'Cause he's a sweet,
00:07:57 ♪ And he knows
00:08:02 I don't know.
00:08:08 Thank you.
00:08:10 Hi.
00:08:12 Excuse me, sir.
00:08:13 Oh, sure.
00:08:18 Sir?
00:08:21 Okay.
00:08:23 - Can I help you?
00:08:25 Coffee.
00:09:14 No Duds.
00:09:20 - I'll have a soda.
00:09:22 Dos.
00:09:26 It's ridiculous how much soda
00:09:29 Like, what do I buy,
00:09:30 soda or a sofa?
00:09:33 Yeah.
00:09:36 Well, it was nice
00:09:39 - You don't want to sit with me?
00:09:42 I guess.
00:09:44 I'm a down front
00:09:45 No no no no.
00:09:48 and four in
00:09:50 That's pretty
00:09:52 Yeah, it's sort of OCD,
00:09:55 I like what I like,
00:09:57 Yeah, I do.
00:09:59 after I click my lock
00:10:02 So, Barry, what do you do?
00:10:04 Architecture.
00:10:06 Hmm.
00:10:08 Barry,
00:10:11 if I told you right now
00:10:13 that you would
00:10:15 get your hand
00:10:17 would you
00:10:21 Talk about what?
00:10:32 Hey, uh...
00:10:39 What the hell's goin' on?
00:10:41 Dad, what are
00:10:43 Dad? Sir...
00:10:45 I do remember thinking
00:10:47 why would a dude
00:11:00 Barry?
00:11:03 Barry, can you
00:11:08 We were talking
00:11:10 Barry, I'm sorry to be the one
00:11:13 but we couldn't
00:11:16 Save who?
00:11:18 Oh, Barry,
00:11:23 Testicles.
00:11:26 We really tried
00:11:29 but it was simply
00:11:32 It seems that during
00:11:35 - Uh, trumpet.
00:11:37 What are you saying?
00:11:40 You're saying
00:11:42 Amnesia.
00:11:47 - Did I lose my...
00:11:49 ...you know?
00:11:52 - No.
00:11:58 You really don't remember
00:12:04 We were talking
00:12:09 Get out of there.
00:12:17 This is kinda like
00:12:20 Well, kinda.
00:12:23 Alone... ♪
00:12:31 ♪ On my own... ♪
00:12:37 Oh honey,
00:12:40 ™ª I don't know nothin'... ♪
00:12:42 Thanks, Mom.
00:12:47 ™ª Must be stupid
00:12:55 ♪ About love. ™ª
00:13:19 I wore that
00:13:21 And I'm standing outside,
00:13:23 were like
00:13:25 and they're like,
00:13:27 Where have you been, mister?
00:13:31 - Lida, l...
00:13:34 I forgive you.
00:13:36 I guess I forgot to
00:13:38 was out of town
00:13:41 It's a long story,
00:13:43 for sometimes weeks
00:13:46 I need to borrow
00:13:49 Pretty sure we don't
00:13:59 Let's go, lover.
00:14:01 We're going to try something
00:14:07 Lida, ah, why don't we
00:14:11 Shh.
00:14:17 - Lida, l...
00:14:20 Yeah.
00:14:21 But we should
00:14:24 Why don't we start
00:14:27 this?
00:14:30 I found it in your car
00:14:31 for my lavender and
00:14:33 Lida, listen...
00:14:35 - Is it true?
00:14:39 - Did you show her your penis?
00:14:41 - You whore!
00:14:42 - Did you let her play with this?
00:14:48 I had an accident.
00:14:50 Barry, I don't know
00:14:55 but Peaches and I have no sympathy
00:14:58 And if you think
00:15:01 is all fun
00:15:03 well...
00:15:05 you had better sleep
00:15:07 Can you untie me?
00:15:10 Come, Peaches.
00:15:24 Barry honey, it's Mom.
00:15:27 I picked up your hormone pills
00:15:29 Honey?
00:15:31 Barry, I hope it's okay,
00:15:33 - from my Latin dance symposium.
00:15:38 Excuse me, Lonnie?
00:15:41 Talk to you later.
00:15:46 Hey, um...
00:15:53 I was wondering
00:15:56 Um, I had a...
00:16:00 and um...
00:16:03 just wonderin'
00:16:05 It's all I'm thinkin'...
00:16:09 Basically,
00:16:12 Now, first of all Barry,
00:16:16 I've been in this business
00:16:18 and I can always
00:16:20 You don't have
00:16:22 Well, I have...
00:16:28 Well, you're just lazy.
00:16:31 You know, you sit
00:16:32 pretending to be
00:16:34 shuffling papers all day,
00:16:35 and every hour or so
00:16:37 around Lucy's desk
00:16:40 And what's worse,
00:16:42 you don't even care enough
00:16:46 Also,
00:16:49 it's just my
00:16:52 I don't think men
00:16:57 See you tomorrow,
00:17:01 Okay.
00:17:05 You have one message.
00:17:07 - Yo, Mundo,
00:17:10 you know who it is.
00:17:12 Shit, bro, listen,
00:17:14 you'll never guess
00:17:15 Regional Air Guitar Semifinals.
00:17:19 So, I was thinkin',
00:17:21 if I make it onto the finals,
00:17:23 maybe you could use
00:17:24 we raise a glass
00:17:27 Titty bar bush, baby.
00:17:29 Be there,
00:17:31 Later!
00:17:33 - End of messages.
00:17:52 "Dear Mr. Munday,
00:17:54 I have been retained
00:17:56 of Miss Ginger Farley.
00:17:58 Miss Farley believes
00:17:59 of her unborn child conceived
00:18:04 I have been retained
00:18:06 and to obtain
00:18:08 consistent with our state's
00:18:11 If you wish
00:18:13 I can draft
00:18:16 If you wish
00:18:18 I will seek an order
00:18:20 Please contact me
00:18:23 Sincerely, Newton Creech,
00:18:33 Ginger Farley?
00:18:36 Who the fuck
00:18:41 Mr. Munday,
00:18:44 Hi.
00:18:48 well, I got
00:18:50 Yes you did.
00:18:52 First off,
00:18:55 how does she know
00:18:59 I mean...
00:19:01 well, yeah,
00:19:03 That's an easy question.
00:19:04 According to Miss Farley,
00:19:06 one time
00:19:08 with you, on February 11th
00:19:12 It wasn't hard for her
00:19:16 Wow. Okay.
00:19:19 Where did we meet,
00:19:21 me and Miss Farley?
00:19:23 Let's not
00:19:26 If you want to play games,
00:19:28 No, sir,
00:19:30 I just...
00:19:31 Hey, just wanna make sure
00:19:34 Um, I mean, I'll take
00:19:39 Do you really have
00:19:40 of your sexual encounter
00:19:43 Because Mr. Munday,
00:19:46 Ah, so...
00:19:49 could we meet,
00:19:51 Ginger Farley and I?
00:19:53 Maybe coffee, or pastry?
00:19:56 Wow. You know
00:19:59 I'm gonna tell Ginger
00:20:01 and she can call you.
00:20:03 That'd be great.
00:20:05 You know, Mr. Munday,
00:20:08 can be another man's happiness.
00:20:11 Thank you.
00:20:16 It's strange, I honestly can't explain
00:20:19 why it only occurred
00:20:22 I end with me.
00:20:25 No more Mundays.
00:20:26 I'm it, the very last.
00:20:29 That thought rose slowly
00:20:32 and on top
00:20:35 I guess it never seemed
00:20:38 Marriage?
00:20:41 Children?
00:20:43 and grow up to hate you
00:20:45 Sure, I grew up
00:20:47 Maybe that colored my outlook
00:20:51 All I know is
00:20:55 My balls were great.
00:20:57 I was great.
00:21:03 I'm pretty sure
00:21:11 Line 1, a Ginger Farley.
00:21:15 Good luck.
00:21:19 What does that mean?
00:21:26 Shee-ee...
00:21:37 Why'd you want
00:21:40 Ginger.
00:21:41 It's good to see you.
00:21:43 Is it?
00:21:46 Yes.
00:21:55 This is familiar.
00:21:58 This is where we met, Barry.
00:22:01 Right over there.
00:22:06 - You want to sit down?
00:22:07 Yeah.
00:22:09 So, how far along
00:22:11 Well, on February 11th,
00:22:14 a few moments
00:22:15 your little sperm army
00:22:18 So, you count the days.
00:22:23 Newton said you had
00:22:26 He did?
00:22:27 What an asshole.
00:22:29 Right.
00:22:31 No, you...
00:22:36 Ginger, I don't
00:22:39 but are you totally,
00:22:41 100%, absolutely,
00:22:45 that the baby's mine?
00:22:47 You little shit-eater.
00:22:48 I am weak one night,
00:22:50 one night, and with
00:22:54 God knows why,
00:22:55 and now you want
00:22:57 at Snatchers
00:22:59 Yes, Barry, I'm "positivo"
00:23:03 And you're not going to run away
00:23:07 Do you mind
00:23:09 I don't know why I said that.
00:23:10 Touch what?
00:23:12 Your belly,
00:23:14 touch where the baby is.
00:23:15 Ooh!
00:23:17 I'll have Newton call you,
00:23:18 and he'll go over
00:23:20 and the paternity
00:23:22 That is, if you decide
00:23:25 Goodbye, Barry.
00:23:27 - Goodbye.
00:23:29 It's great
00:23:51 ™ª Night will follow day ♪
00:23:55 ♪ Sure as the sun
00:23:59 ♪ Remember
00:24:02 ♪ Be with you ♪
00:24:07 ♪ If I'm out of words to say ♪
00:24:11 ♪ And I understand you ♪
00:24:15 ♪ When you see
00:24:23 - ♪ Remember to keep warm ♪
00:24:28 - ♪ Take shelter from the storm... ♪
00:24:32 ™ª The night will not last
00:24:39 ♪ I wrote in a small note ♪
00:24:44 ♪ "Put on your winter coat ♪
00:24:48 ♪ A cold wind will blow
00:25:10 Hi.
00:25:16 ™ª Night will follow day... ♪
00:25:17 - Why did you play this?
00:25:20 Oh, right, I'm supposed to believe
00:25:22 that they're playing our song
00:25:26 ™ª Remember I will always
00:25:32 What's this?
00:25:34 The paternity agreement forms.
00:25:37 - You're not gonna take the...
00:25:40 Why not?
00:25:42 Because I know.
00:25:44 You know?
00:25:46 Yeah.
00:25:49 You feel it?
00:25:51 Yes.
00:25:54 I got you a drink.
00:25:57 Very funny, Barry.
00:25:59 I don't kn...
00:26:02 What did you want
00:26:03 - Do you think I'm after money?
00:26:06 You don't think that if you were there
00:26:09 that you should be accountable
00:26:11 for this little miracle
00:26:13 No, I'm saying I want to take
00:26:15 - This isn't all my fault!
00:26:18 Shit-eater.
00:26:20 Ginger, I'm saying
00:26:22 like a real dad,
00:26:24 With dedication...
00:26:26 financially, spiritually, morally.
00:26:31 Look, I don't have
00:26:33 You and I don't have
00:26:36 ahh...
00:26:38 I think we should be
00:26:41 Friends.
00:26:51 Cheers.
00:26:55 So, do we know
00:26:57 from the x-ray?
00:27:01 We call that a sonogram,
00:27:04 I don't want to know.
00:27:07 How's the drink?
00:27:09 It's awful.
00:27:15 So, can I touch the baby?
00:27:17 Can I touch
00:27:39 Can I go to the doctor
00:27:44 Don't get
00:27:46 You're still a shit-eater.
00:27:56 Hey.
00:28:05 Green Insurance,
00:28:21 Why don't you ask her if you
00:28:25 Ginger Farley?
00:28:31 Yeah.
00:28:41 So, don't ask me why,
00:28:44 They want you to come
00:28:47 Oh.
00:28:49 It's stupid, so...
00:28:51 If you don't want to go,
00:28:53 that you don't want to go
00:28:55 No, I'll go.
00:28:56 My parents won't like you.
00:29:00 Why not?
00:29:01 They just won't.
00:29:05 Knock-knock.
00:29:10 - Hi.
00:29:12 Well, my feet
00:29:15 I pee 2,000 times a day,
00:29:17 I haven't taken
00:29:18 and my nipples
00:29:22 Okay. Good, let's see here
00:29:26 Oh, we have a possible
00:29:29 Sweet.
00:29:30 Yeah.
00:29:32 So, you still thinking
00:29:34 - Yeah.
00:29:36 I want to have the baby
00:29:39 naturally,
00:29:42 Do you mean like
00:29:45 Actually, we use a little wading pool
00:29:49 The midwife is in there
00:29:51 I think it's great.
00:29:53 It's beautiful, and Dr. Shriver
00:29:56 Yeah, okay.
00:29:58 Um, Dr. Shriver,
00:29:59 I'm Barry Munday.
00:30:02 I was... basically,
00:30:05 I could ask a few questions,
00:30:07 Okay, ask away.
00:30:10 All right,
00:30:11 will I be allowed
00:30:14 I'd like to be there to help with
00:30:18 Absolutely. You and the midwife
00:30:21 Just listen to her,
00:30:23 watch the videos,
00:30:25 Okay, awesome.
00:30:27 Um, are there any foods
00:30:29 I read somewhere that pregnant women
00:30:33 Are you retarded?
00:30:35 I never heard the one
00:30:37 I heard that
00:30:42 like during the birth.
00:30:44 It's natural.
00:30:52 Um... oh!
00:30:54 I read online
00:30:56 for doctors to identiry patients
00:30:59 Did you hear that?
00:31:01 I was just curious.
00:31:04 Good luck to you, son.
00:31:06 - Yeah, it's not important.
00:31:09 Ginger,
00:31:19 Okay, well,
00:31:20 I guess, uh...
00:31:22 So, tomorrow night.
00:31:25 For what?
00:31:28 Dinner
00:31:30 - Right.
00:31:32 No...
00:31:35 So, hey...
00:31:37 Good night, Barry.
00:31:41 That's cool.
00:31:45 Hi.
00:31:53 Okay.
00:32:09 This is our second child,
00:32:11 and while my wife knows
00:32:13 that she won't fit
00:32:15 she's still beautiful.
00:32:17 And it's my job to tell her
00:32:19 that she looks amazing
00:32:22 Hi, beautiful.
00:32:24 Which I try to do
00:32:41 Hi.
00:32:45 You're early.
00:33:06 What?
00:33:08 Uh, I don't want you
00:33:11 but that dress
00:33:17 That's interesting,
00:33:19 You didn't seem to have
00:33:21 the night you pulled it
00:33:28 So, I've been
00:33:31 The baby
00:33:32 What is it?
00:33:34 If it's a boy, Haywood.
00:33:36 - Haywood?
00:33:40 Haywood Munday?
00:33:42 - Don't be stupid.
00:33:45 The baby's last name
00:33:47 Why not?
00:33:49 Because we're not
00:33:51 L-l...
00:33:53 - So?
00:33:56 Come on,
00:33:58 I stepped up
00:33:59 One trip to my doctor
00:34:01 about his other patients'
00:34:04 Yeah, but it's
00:34:05 It's yours and mine,
00:34:07 I mean I'm here,
00:34:10 Fine, fine!
00:34:12 Fine.
00:34:14 The baby won't have
00:34:16 It'll just be Haywood.
00:34:18 No, that...
00:34:21 I don't think you can do that
00:34:23 Why not? Lots of famous people
00:34:27 Moses.
00:34:28 Cleopatra.
00:34:30 Calvin.
00:34:33 - Who's Calvin?
00:34:37 So, if the baby
00:34:39 why do you get
00:34:40 Why?
00:34:43 'Cause this baby's
00:34:47 Because every minute
00:34:50 And because my tits
00:34:52 full of dried-up oatmeal.
00:34:54 I don't think
00:34:56 to use my biological
00:34:58 You know I'd switch places
00:35:02 I would, seriously.
00:35:03 I go to work alone,
00:35:05 but you get to experience
00:35:07 I am completely
00:35:16 Just so you know, my parents think
00:35:20 and had intercourse
00:35:23 Honey, well...
00:35:26 This is for you.
00:35:34 Come with me, son.
00:35:38 - I want you to see a few of these trophies.
00:35:41 - Who's this?
00:35:47 Any pictures of Ginger?
00:35:48 Yeah...
00:35:50 No.
00:35:52 She doesn't
00:35:54 Sit down, son.
00:36:06 So, Mr. Munday,
00:36:08 we've got ourselves a bit
00:36:12 Yes, sir.
00:36:14 l... I'm not sure
00:36:17 concerning my actions.
00:36:20 Wait a minute.
00:36:21 Did you not tell my daughter
00:36:23 full responsibility for being
00:36:27 - Yes, um...
00:36:30 - L...
00:36:33 that all these things
00:36:36 I thought
00:36:38 Nah, that's... I thought
00:36:40 About what? Talking about what?
00:36:44 Uh, nothing.
00:36:46 Nothing?
00:36:55 Mr. Munday,
00:36:59 and yes, unappreciative
00:37:02 of her family's love,
00:37:05 but she is my daughter.
00:37:10 Remember that.
00:37:11 Yes sir.
00:37:13 Good.
00:37:17 Oh, pumpkin farm!
00:37:21 Dinner's ready.
00:37:23 I expect you'll be
00:37:24 to continuing this
00:37:27 Yes sir.
00:37:30 So, you're Barry
00:37:32 Tell us about yourself, Barry.
00:37:35 This is the first time
00:37:37 Ginger has ever
00:37:40 Our Jennifer brings
00:37:42 But that's Jennifer.
00:37:43 I'm a slut.
00:37:44 You stop that.
00:37:46 She is not a slut.
00:37:48 She's graduating
00:37:49 and she plays
00:37:52 Jennifer is very
00:37:57 Ow.
00:38:01 Personally, I think
00:38:04 even though I don't approve of the way
00:38:07 - Mom...
00:38:09 I tell her it's not natural
00:38:12 I've told her this
00:38:14 "You need to put on makeup,
00:38:17 show some pride,
00:38:18 Leave her alone, Mom.
00:38:21 Let's ask Barry.
00:38:22 You like makeup,
00:38:24 - L...
00:38:27 - I can't believe this.
00:38:29 All I'm saying is,
00:38:32 He gets that.
00:38:35 I think Ginger's beautiful.
00:38:42 And personally,
00:38:45 I feel it's my role
00:38:47 to tell her she looks
00:38:49 which I try
00:38:54 So, Barry, um, you were
00:38:57 telling my wife
00:38:59 Oh, well, not much
00:39:02 I flirted with architecture
00:39:05 I thought about getting
00:39:08 or relay races.
00:39:09 Been in insurance...
00:39:11 Um...
00:39:13 it's good.
00:39:17 - Where?
00:39:21 Green Insurance.
00:39:23 Lonnie Green's
00:39:25 I'll call him,
00:39:26 arrange to have lunch,
00:39:28 That would be great.
00:39:29 Get to know the new
00:39:33 That sounds good.
00:39:39 Well...
00:39:42 we're gonna
00:39:50 That's wonderful.
00:39:56 Anyone like
00:40:10 So, where'd
00:40:14 Snatchers.
00:40:17 I see.
00:40:19 I guess you knew Barry
00:40:22 I guess so.
00:40:28 So, Ginger,
00:40:31 what is it that you want
00:40:35 Besides healthy?
00:40:38 I guess I just want
00:40:41 loved and appreciated,
00:40:43 even if it's 180 degrees
00:40:48 I would be very proud
00:40:57 So, where are we having
00:40:59 St. Joseph's?
00:41:01 I'm having
00:41:03 Uh-huh.
00:41:05 Yeah, the doctor
00:41:07 And it's natural
00:41:10 So...
00:41:12 Well, I'd like to do whatever
00:41:14 You're gonna need
00:41:16 and lots and lots
00:41:19 That's great, Mom.
00:41:20 I appreciate it, but my baby
00:41:23 I mean, why is it
00:41:25 just a few months old
00:41:27 but a child,
00:41:30 walks around shitting in their pants
00:41:32 Ginger read that.
00:41:35 Plus, all the harmful
00:41:38 just smushed in there
00:41:41 in that hot incubator
00:41:47 Ugh!
00:41:49 She comes from
00:41:51 wealthy, nice house.
00:41:54 Her sister plays
00:41:56 Honey, I don't care
00:42:00 A cat box?
00:42:02 She wants to train your baby
00:42:05 Can you imagine?
00:42:08 There she is!
00:42:10 Where is your bathroom?
00:42:12 Oh, go around
00:42:13 and through
00:42:14 just on your right,
00:42:21 A cat box.
00:42:28 You want to maybe
00:42:32 in case I get placed
00:42:38 Um...
00:42:41 I went to a matinee
00:42:44 um... one second
00:42:48 I was watching a movie...
00:42:50 No!
00:42:51 ...and six hours later
00:42:54 I woke up
00:42:57 where they had removed
00:43:06 What happened
00:43:12 I wish I knew.
00:43:14 I actually have no memory
00:43:18 Are you serious?
00:43:20 Well, the doctor said
00:43:24 um, maybe not,
00:43:26 but I hope so.
00:43:30 You have no testicles.
00:43:35 I don't know why
00:43:38 about it before,
00:43:42 you being pregnant
00:43:45 in a lot of ways.
00:43:47 - Shut up.
00:43:50 I don't know,
00:43:52 you came,
00:43:54 and there's
00:43:58 Direction.
00:44:03 - Morning, Hoss.
00:44:04 - Free for lunch?
00:44:07 Good, an old buddy of mine, Tom,
00:44:10 - Tom...?
00:44:12 Asked for my number one
00:44:16 Aw, man, I'd love to get a piece
00:44:18 How do you know Tom,
00:44:20 I'm, uh... I'm friends
00:44:27 - Ah, Tom!
00:44:30 - Nice to see you, man!
00:44:32 You've
00:44:34 You don't mind if my daughter
00:44:36 I was downtown shopping, so...
00:44:37 No no, not at all.
00:44:39 You too.
00:44:41 - Hi, Jennifer.
00:44:45 Thank God, I thought you were talking
00:44:48 - Menu, sir?
00:44:50 Well, anyway,
00:44:52 I'm really glad
00:44:54 my old friend
00:44:59 uh...
00:45:02 Yeah, Barry
00:45:04 Yeah.
00:45:08 - So, what's good here?
00:45:11 - Best in town.
00:45:12 Hey-yy...
00:45:14 Jen.
00:45:16 Hey, Barry.
00:45:25 The calamari gets good reviews.
00:45:28 my favorite
00:45:37 - Specials somewhere.
00:45:41 Hi, lover.
00:45:43 So, this
00:45:46 Oh no, Lida. Look, this is not
00:45:51 Oof!
00:45:53 Gentlemen.
00:45:59 Ooh.
00:46:01 She's an old girlfriend.
00:46:06 Before Ginger.
00:46:10 Ginger?
00:46:12 My other daughter.
00:46:32 So, I heard you had
00:46:38 She's an old girlfriend.
00:46:41 What old girlfriend?
00:46:46 They didn't...
00:46:51 I'm kidding.
00:46:55 You're such an idiot.
00:46:58 Why do you
00:46:59 all the "idiot,
00:47:02 Oh, I'm sorry, Barry,
00:47:04 am I hurting
00:47:08 No, I mean, ahem...
00:47:10 I'm trying to be nice.
00:47:13 See, I can't win.
00:47:15 expect me
00:47:17 And why would I
00:47:21 All right,
00:47:23 I'm an idiot shit-eater.
00:47:26 But for the record,
00:47:28 expectation
00:47:30 is nothing but planned
00:47:35 Do you have that written
00:47:40 No, it's a book,
00:47:42 a good book,
00:47:45 And if you want to carry that around
00:47:47 hey, that's your bag.
00:47:48 But remember,
00:47:51 And I'm here.
00:47:58 Whatever. It doesn't matter.
00:48:00 I don't blame you
00:48:05 Well, I want it
00:48:08 I want you to like me.
00:48:12 Ginger, the doctor
00:48:18 Liking people
00:48:26 ™ª Oh Mama,
00:48:28 Hey, man, honestly,
00:48:30 Of course.
00:48:33 Like a red car wash.
00:48:35 I figured if I make it,
00:48:38 then we could
00:48:40 then we'll take it down
00:48:41 Yeah, strip joint.
00:48:43 You in?
00:48:46 ™ª The jig is up
00:48:48 ♪ They've finally
00:48:50 Heavy Metal Greg is the shit!
00:48:52 Cups!
00:48:57 Whoo-oo!
00:49:01 Hey, by the way,
00:49:03 - A what?!
00:49:06 No, no,
00:49:08 - No...
00:49:15 Up!
00:49:16 ™ª Oh Mama,
00:49:19 - Up!
00:49:24 I can't believe you won!
00:49:28 Whoo!
00:49:30 The area finals!
00:49:31 - And beavers!
00:49:33 Hey, Donald,
00:49:35 What?
00:49:38 I think you might be
00:49:39 - Gentlemen and gentlemen, please welcome...
00:49:42 ...the exotic and spectacular Dreamer.
00:49:50 Good talent tonight.
00:49:52 No, not Italian.
00:49:56 Exactly.
00:49:59 ™ª Here I go again
00:50:05 ♪ Going down the only road
00:50:09 ♪ Like a drifter
00:50:16 ♪ And I've made up
00:50:19 Hey, Barry.
00:50:21 ™ª I ain't wastin'
00:50:24 ♪ But here I go again... ♪
00:50:28 - Hey, hey!
00:50:34 Why don't you give us
00:50:38 Whoo!
00:50:40 ™ª Here I go... ♪
00:50:49 Yeah!
00:50:50 Get off of her!
00:50:54 Barry!
00:50:59 Hey, break it up!
00:51:06 - You know who I am?!
00:51:08 Area finals!
00:51:12 Don't break it!
00:51:14 Be cool, dude.
00:51:22 - What the hell, dude?
00:51:25 My night.
00:51:40 What?
00:51:52 Barry,
00:51:53 - What's that?
00:51:57 Nothing! Shut up!
00:52:00 No, uh, sorry, I just...
00:52:02 I just...
00:52:03 wanted to make sure
00:52:06 - Don't be stupid.
00:52:09 I'm not being stupid.
00:52:14 The baby's fine.
00:52:16 I just...
00:52:18 Can I come in?
00:52:20 Go home, Barry.
00:52:22 It's 2:00
00:52:23 I know, I just...
00:52:25 Can I?
00:52:31 Fine, but I am not
00:52:33 I know.
00:52:37 I'll put some sheets
00:52:50 ™ª Come on along,
00:52:52 ♪ And you can fall
00:52:54 ♪ That we never die... ♪
00:52:56 All the while,
00:52:59 is gonna come through
00:53:01 big and strong.
00:53:03 Comin' through.
00:53:04 ™ª You're gonna find,
00:53:06 Yeah, of course.
00:53:08 Look, I wouldn't sell it if I didn't believe it
00:53:11 Yeah, we're gonna take care of Alex,
00:53:14 ™ª Now if you ever
00:53:18 ♪ From everything
00:53:23 ♪ Call on me,
00:53:28 ♪ Run to my room... ♪
00:53:34 Hey, Ginger, you know what?
00:53:36 I think we're going
00:53:38 Great.
00:53:43 Oh, by the way,
00:53:44 Jennifer invited you
00:53:52 This is when
00:53:54 It's the week
00:53:57 The baby could come
00:53:59 I feel like it's gonna
00:54:02 and crawl out
00:54:14 Can I feel it?
00:54:35 Are you scared?
00:54:45 Do you want me to go
00:54:47 If you want.
00:54:50 That's not
00:54:53 Let's not pretend
00:54:57 Are you afraid
00:55:00 Yes, yes I am.
00:55:04 individually,
00:55:09 Fine.
00:55:10 Yes, I would like you
00:55:12 to my sister's
00:55:18 ™ª I needed you ♪
00:55:22 ♪ To set me free ♪
00:55:26 ♪ So I could learn ♪
00:55:32 ♪ I needed freedom
00:55:49 I've been thinking a lot
00:55:51 Yes?
00:55:53 Well, you just have
00:55:57 um, basically, 'cause
00:56:02 Yes.
00:56:04 And you got to know
00:56:05 They'll call her Corny.
00:56:08 She's a girl... that's
00:56:15 Do you like Corny?
00:56:17 Yes I do.
00:56:22 You know what the boys
00:56:23 are gonna call her?
00:56:28 What?
00:56:30 Horny Corny.
00:56:33 That's what boys
00:56:36 Maybe, but that'll
00:56:40 Look, I'm not gonna mold my life,
00:56:42 around the actions of perverts
00:56:45 I'm not afraid of the idiocy
00:56:47 because it rhymes,
00:56:50 or because
00:56:51 to pronounce
00:56:56 And by the way,
00:56:57 you touch my tit
00:56:59 I will cut you
00:57:08 Hello!
00:57:10 It's so nice to finally meet you.
00:57:12 Hi.
00:57:14 Barry's always saying
00:57:16 - How sweet.
00:57:19 - So nice to meet you at last.
00:57:21 - And it's Ms.
00:57:23 - Hi!
00:57:25 And this is our youngest,
00:57:27 This is Carol,
00:57:29 Hi, Jennifer.
00:57:31 - Thanks!
00:57:32 Nice to
00:57:34 Well, nice to see you
00:57:37 Thank you.
00:57:39 Hi, Barry.
00:57:41 Hi, sweetie.
00:57:45 - Hey.
00:57:49 Well, shall we go through
00:57:52 - Yes.
00:58:00 You look nice.
00:58:01 You're wearing a suit.
00:58:09 - You want another piece?
00:58:12 Not yet.
00:58:14 - It's kind of gross.
00:58:17 They can hear you.
00:58:18 - What?
00:58:26 - Father Walsh?
00:58:28 Did you hear
00:58:32 Um, no, I don't think
00:58:35 Jennifer, I don't think
00:58:37 It's okay,
00:58:42 See, Barry was
00:58:44 and some whacko
00:58:47 - Attacked him?
00:58:48 Okay, Jen,
00:58:51 I don't think
00:58:52 personal stuff,
00:58:54 - Jen.
00:58:56 Anyway, somebody just
00:58:59 and... right
00:59:04 ...you know,
00:59:08 And they never caught
00:59:10 personally,
00:59:12 makin' time with
00:59:14 Okay, Jen.
00:59:19 I'd stop now or you-know-what
00:59:21 And you don't
00:59:23 Or scammin' on some little girl
00:59:27 Pervert.
00:59:28 All right, check it!
00:59:29 10:00
00:59:31 I saw Jennifer
00:59:33 at a nudie club
00:59:39 Ha!
00:59:50 Sorry to be the one
00:59:52 I know it's
00:59:54 It was embarrassing for me
00:59:57 Believe me.
01:00:01 - Barry...
01:00:03 - Barry...
01:00:05 I couldn't help it.
01:00:08 - Barry...
01:00:09 - Barry...
01:00:12 Barry,
01:00:14 Mr. And Mrs. Farley
01:00:16 were at my house
01:00:18 to discuss Ginger's
01:00:20 Till at least 10:00.
01:00:22 10:30.
01:00:25 ™ª Here I go... ♪
01:00:26 Sweet little pussy, baby!
01:00:32 10:30?
01:00:39 For the record, sir,
01:00:41 I had never been
01:00:48 This cake's
01:00:51 Thank you.
01:00:53 - Oh my God!
01:00:55 My water broke.
01:00:57 - Are you serious?
01:01:01 - Call Janice.
01:01:03 - The midwife, you idiot!
01:01:05 Watch your step!
01:01:07 - Barry, there's no room for you!
01:01:09 - What?
01:01:11 You and your mother
01:01:12 Son, son, this way!
01:01:16 Get the camera.
01:01:18 Here's a good shot
01:01:20 Talk to your baby,
01:01:22 - Sandwich? Popcorn?
01:01:24 Okay, Daddy, why don't you
01:01:27 - Uh...
01:01:29 - Okay. Um, hi baby.
01:01:32 Uh, I'm Barry Munday.
01:01:35 - I wish you all the best...
01:01:37 today comin' out
01:01:42 Here we go!
01:01:45 Breathe, breathe.
01:01:47 Come on, come on!
01:01:49 You can
01:01:51 - Why don't you step into the tub?
01:01:54 Well, you can strip down
01:01:56 I'm not wearing
01:01:57 - Oh, Barry.
01:02:01 Yes sir.
01:02:06 Oh! Agh-hh!
01:02:10 Yep, no recollection
01:02:16 Oh, wait,
01:02:21 - Push.
01:02:23 Okay, mirror. Carol,
01:02:27 Great. Let me see
01:02:30 What the hell
01:02:32 It's whales
01:02:34 Uh, it's supposed
01:02:36 - Right?
01:02:42 What?
01:02:45 - I can't hear you!
01:02:52 Turn off
01:02:54 - Oh, I got it!
01:02:56 - That's it.
01:02:58 - You can do it, Ginger!
01:03:00 Reach down,
01:03:10 ™ª When I was young
01:03:11 ♪ And beaten up
01:03:13 ♪ Who'd I run to, Mama?
01:03:15 ♪ And as I grew
01:03:16 ♪ And all the world
01:03:18 ♪ I did what I thought
01:03:20 ♪ It was you, Mama, you,
01:03:23 ♪ It was you I ran away from,
01:03:26 Now reach down...
01:03:28 ♪ If I could,
01:03:29 ♪ I swear to God
01:03:31 Oh, God!
01:03:33 Oh, God! No way!
01:03:38 Say hello to your little girl.
01:03:44 It's a girl.
01:03:47 Just follow the baby.
01:03:50 Oh, you were right.
01:03:53 You were right.
01:03:54 She's beautiful.
01:03:57 - Wanna hold her?
01:04:02 I got her. I got her.
01:04:07 Okay.
01:04:11 Christmas.
01:04:58 How's she doin'?
01:04:59 I just came in here to...
01:05:03 I just wanted
01:05:09 Thanks for
01:05:10 I know you had
01:05:13 Oh, it's just
01:05:15 Yeah, well, Ginger appreciates it,
01:05:19 You know, we've never had
01:05:22 - Why are you doing this?
01:05:24 - What are you doing?
01:05:27 I knew it. Stop!
01:05:29 That was you
01:05:33 What is it? Is it that
01:05:36 - Or are you jealous?
01:05:39 Of you?
01:05:40 I don't know.
01:05:42 Ginger?
01:05:46 Is it really
01:05:47 everybody's favorite
01:05:52 What are you two doing up?
01:05:57 Look who I found
01:06:01 Pervert.
01:06:02 Ugh.
01:06:06 I'm gonna
01:06:19 Okay, get a little...
01:06:23 Vroom, vroom-vroom.
01:06:26 Sweet girl.
01:06:28 Right there.
01:06:32 It's broken.
01:06:34 I see.
01:06:36 Oh, well.
01:06:38 You a daddy?
01:06:40 Yeah.
01:06:42 Fantastic.
01:06:44 Let's see
01:06:45 Okay.
01:06:48 Now look at that...
01:06:50 half-Asian.
01:06:51 Uh, excuse me?
01:06:53 Your baby.
01:06:57 Uh, I don't think so.
01:07:00 Been in this park
01:07:01 seen every baby
01:07:05 Eyes, hue of skin...
01:07:08 nothing like
01:07:10 Damn soft, too.
01:07:12 Velvet.
01:07:14 Mm-mm-mm...
01:07:23 Hey, man,
01:07:26 Sorry.
01:07:27 What?
01:07:29 Sorry.
01:07:30 Why are you sorry?
01:07:32 - Sorry.
01:07:51 Mom, do you think
01:07:53 Yes, I do.
01:07:55 Does she look
01:07:57 No.
01:07:59 I thought he was
01:08:01 Why are you asking?
01:08:02 I don't know.
01:08:06 Where'd he come from?
01:08:10 Your father came from
01:08:12 and he should've
01:08:14 He left behind the only part
01:08:19 Does my baby
01:08:23 This isn't about
01:08:25 - This is about your testes.
01:08:27 It's natural
01:08:30 to question,
01:08:32 Did I actually make
01:08:35 Questions are healthy.
01:08:37 I think that's the main reason
01:08:42 Barry, God has
01:08:47 She is beautiful,
01:08:48 She's a Munday.
01:08:51 Cornelia...
01:08:53 something-Munday.
01:08:55 Just Cornelia.
01:08:58 No middle name?
01:08:59 No middle name, no last name.
01:09:04 You have to have a last name.
01:09:06 What about Jesus,
01:09:09 Who's Calvin?
01:09:11 I don't know.
01:09:19 - What are you doing?
01:09:22 Fine.
01:09:24 Listen, Cornelia's sleeping,
01:09:29 Where are your glasses?
01:09:31 I got contacts
01:09:33 You haven't noticed?
01:09:35 Would you notice
01:09:38 Probably.
01:09:43 See those guy's plants across the hall?
01:09:46 My mom's number
01:09:49 Are you sure
01:09:51 Oh yeah.
01:09:52 I got beer.
01:09:56 Are you okay?
01:09:58 I'm awesome.
01:10:00 Ugh.
01:10:07 Br-rr-rr.
01:10:09 Br-rr-rr.
01:10:15 - Hello?
01:10:18 Uh, now?
01:10:19 Just for an hour or so.
01:10:22 Uh, I'm watching
01:10:24 Bring her. She should be visiting
01:10:42 - Hello.
01:10:45 I'm Dr. Preston Edwards.
01:10:47 Please, don't be alarmed.
01:10:48 Your mother's concerned.
01:10:50 She loves you very much.
01:10:52 I thought
01:10:55 Barry, listen
01:10:57 Oh!
01:11:00 Adorable.
01:11:01 Barry, our group
01:11:04 to help us understand
01:11:07 Boys? Each of the men
01:11:10 some kind of genital
01:11:15 You're not alone.
01:11:19 Hi, I'm Jerry Sherman.
01:11:21 When I was
01:11:27 Now the end pokes out
01:11:30 And yes,
01:11:34 But you know what?
01:11:38 So, I'd say
01:11:42 Well done, Jerry.
01:11:48 My name's
01:11:49 I'm 37. I have a master's
01:11:52 My penis
01:11:58 It's thin like a rope,
01:12:00 and my testicles
01:12:08 I suffer from a rare
01:12:11 called Glassroth Syndrome.
01:12:14 Thank you, Kyle.
01:12:19 If you're laughing
01:12:22 or embarrassment,
01:12:24 But there is nothing funny
01:12:28 I'm sorry, Kyle.
01:12:32 Ahem...
01:12:35 My name is Maury...
01:12:38 Maury is a new member.
01:12:40 He prefers to speak
01:12:43 I, um... actually, I have
01:12:46 My private spot is
01:12:50 And I pee out of my a-anus.
01:12:55 This is my
01:12:57 Thank you, Maury.
01:13:05 Barry, I know this
01:13:06 No.
01:13:09 it's cool.
01:13:10 Came over with my baby
01:13:13 to help fix her disposal,
01:13:15 and I find five dudes
01:13:17 sitting in my living room
01:13:19 waiting to tell me stories
01:13:21 It's perfectly normal.
01:13:23 Okay.
01:13:25 Can I ask you a question,
01:13:27 You ever find people
01:13:31 without the help
01:13:34 Well, I have
01:13:37 believed that
01:13:39 only to have their problems resurface
01:13:41 - estrangements, sexual confusion...
01:13:44 Okay. Well hey,
01:13:46 estranged or sexually confused,
01:13:50 Ha, no one is
01:13:53 That's nice, Doctor,
01:13:56 And I don't think
01:13:59 will help
01:14:01 I don't even know
01:14:03 The only good they ever did was
01:14:05 and I don't even know
01:14:08 Thank you.
01:14:10 Mini-breakthrough.
01:14:13 You really should
01:14:15 It's Thursday nights
01:14:17 Jerry, are you
01:14:20 - I'm makin' puff pastry, Doc.
01:14:22 Tell you what, why don't I just call you
01:14:24 estranged, or...
01:14:26 Sexually
01:14:29 - Barry?
01:14:33 All right. Fellas?
01:14:37 Bye.
01:14:45 Oh, here's the one
01:14:48 This is Christmas.
01:14:52 Ah yes.
01:14:56 Look it, look it,
01:15:01 Oh look.
01:15:04 She's got your nose.
01:15:07 She's got your toes.
01:15:09 Who has
01:15:12 Oh, you were
01:15:15 You were always smiling
01:15:17 Look at this.
01:15:20 I never could figure out
01:15:21 but you were always
01:15:33 You know, it never
01:15:36 It never bothered you
01:15:41 I worried about you
01:15:47 I really don't think you missed him
01:15:50 Hmm.
01:15:52 You know,
01:15:54 needed to ask questions
01:15:57 you know,
01:15:59 There wasn't
01:16:04 Life goes in circles,
01:16:10 Ginger's
01:16:13 I want you to take care
01:16:18 Did he know
01:16:22 Barry, if I tell you
01:16:26 you'll make
01:16:28 wondering why he left.
01:16:30 I just want
01:16:36 I just want to know
01:16:47 Yeah.
01:16:58 Leaving behind a sperm
01:17:01 Or a man...
01:17:04 any more than one brick
01:17:10 I know that.
01:17:11 You've built
01:17:13 It's there,
01:17:21 Before
01:17:23 did you know there was love like this
01:17:26 Mm-um.
01:17:32 Another guy said
01:17:42 Now that's
01:17:48 Sometimes
01:17:51 of Joey from
01:17:55 Was he awesome?
01:17:58 No.
01:18:02 I liked it.
01:18:06 He was funny.
01:18:19 Were you really a virgin
01:18:23 Did you think
01:18:27 You don't remember
01:18:36 That sucks.
01:18:39 Hey, why me?
01:18:41 I mean, that night,
01:18:42 why... why with...
01:18:45 with me?
01:18:51 M-most of my life,
01:18:53 I think, you know,
01:18:55 paid much
01:18:57 They kinda
01:18:59 I mean, they would think
01:19:02 Or they would just look at me and think,
01:19:06 And people
01:19:09 my family,
01:19:12 and, um, so...
01:19:15 I don't know, I found
01:19:17 like, that there was
01:19:20 No overt judgment.
01:19:22 You mean, you...
01:19:25 you dress like this
01:19:29 Well, I don't expect you
01:19:32 but there is
01:19:35 a power
01:19:39 undesirable.
01:19:42 But then I almost got
01:19:46 the day of the night...
01:19:48 and this guy yelled
01:19:51 Watch where you're going,
01:19:54 And, um, and it just
01:19:57 just that one sentence.
01:20:02 like an ugly bitch.
01:20:10 So, that night...
01:20:12 - ♪ Night will follow day... ♪
01:20:23 I just really needed
01:20:27 Well, I'm glad he called you
01:20:33 Thanks, Barry.
01:21:31 Can you still...?
01:21:33 Oh, yeah, the doctor said I can...
01:21:36 have what's called
01:21:38 - Oh, gross.
01:21:41 Ginger, this is
01:21:46 ♪ When I'm ready ♪
01:21:49 ♪ When I'm able... ♪
01:21:54 ♪ I cut the night
01:21:56 ♪ You said that you were
01:22:02 ♪ It's a story... ♪
01:22:03 What's that?
01:22:05 Oh, I got it
01:22:08 - It's dumb.
01:22:09 I thought
01:22:12 ™ª You never thought
01:22:18 ♪ I just want
01:22:21 ♪ Can't we still
01:22:26 ♪ We jumped so low,
01:22:29 ♪ Oh, Debbie ♪
01:22:33 ♪ When will you
01:22:37 ♪ No one said
01:22:41 ♪ We had a laugh,
01:22:45 - I did it!
01:22:47 - She's mine!
01:22:49 - Is it mine?
01:22:52 Mine!
01:22:55 Cornelia!
01:23:00 I didn't mean it like...
01:23:02 I just said it 'cause...
01:23:04 Who says their baby's
01:23:07 I was happy.
01:23:10 Yeah, we could still...
01:23:12 Another time, Barry.
01:23:25 Hey.
01:23:28 What's this?
01:23:30 A little appreciation.
01:23:31 I just talked to Tom Farley
01:23:34 He wanted you
01:23:36 Oh.
01:23:40 Oh, by the way,
01:23:43 Martin Lefleur
01:23:45 around about
01:23:47 I need you to walk him through
01:23:49 Sure. Yeah.
01:23:59 Hello?
01:24:02 What the hell?
01:24:05 Surprise!
01:24:11 Happy birthday!
01:24:13 Happy birthday, Barry.
01:24:15 Your mom and I wanted to organize
01:24:18 - Are you surprised?
01:24:22 - Happy birthday, bro.
01:24:24 Got you
01:24:26 Your mom said
01:24:27 so I went ahead
01:24:29 Yes, you did.
01:24:31 - Hey, Barry, how are you?
01:24:32 How's it all feelin' down there?
01:24:34 - Yeah, it's workin'.
01:24:35 - Only kidding, Barry. Happy birthday!
01:24:39 I can't believe you fell for that
01:24:41 - What?
01:24:44 That son of a bitch
01:24:46 Happy birthday, Barry.
01:24:51 Thanks.
01:24:53 ™ª Could believe, do... ♪
01:24:55 ♪ And share in what was true, I said... ♪
01:25:01 Hey, sexy.
01:25:03 No.
01:25:07 You know, I thought a lot
01:25:09 And you're right.
01:25:11 Which part?
01:25:14 I was bored
01:25:16 and jealous.
01:25:18 Not that you're not
01:25:22 Come on, that was you at the Beaver Tree.
01:25:24 Just say it.
01:25:26 Nobody'll believe me anyway.
01:25:28 Happy birthday, pervert.
01:25:32 - You want a lime?
01:25:35 - Cubes for your wine?
01:25:40 ™ª When I, you ♪
01:25:42 ♪ And everyone we knew ♪
01:25:44 ♪ Could believe, do ♪
01:25:47 ♪ And share in what was true,
01:25:53 ♪ Dance hall days, love ♪
01:26:02 ♪ Dance hall days, love ♪
01:26:07 ♪ Dance hall days ♪
01:26:12 ♪ Dance hall days, love ♪
01:26:16 - Happy birthday.
01:26:21 Dude, you know Dreamer
01:26:27 ™ª And you need her
01:26:41 ♪ And you need her... ♪
01:26:42 I impregnated one of
01:26:46 before my testicles vanished
01:26:50 I never stopped
01:26:51 whether she would be
01:26:54 or even whether I'd be able
01:26:56 with the woman
01:27:01 And yet somehow,
01:27:02 through this disconnected
01:27:04 I set in motion
01:27:08 Now it's hard
01:27:10 I never would've
01:27:12 And I sometimes think
01:27:14 I was buried in my cave,
01:27:18 letting my hand
01:27:21 to make sure
01:27:23 But I also remember getting that letter
01:27:27 and reading
01:27:29 Before I could even
01:27:31 before I could even
01:27:34 I was overjoyed...
01:27:36 overjoyed at the idea
01:27:39 part of me
01:27:40 waiting on the verge
01:27:43 - Barry, there you go.
01:27:47 I guess one man's burden
01:27:48 can really be
01:27:53 Let's go. Oh!
01:27:55 - Sorry, sir.
01:27:58 Of course I still think
01:28:00 to be an architect.
01:28:02 Or a triathlete.
01:28:04 Or a yoga instructor.
01:28:07 ™ª Can you tell me,
01:28:10 ♪ That you want to be with me
01:28:17 ♪ I need to know
01:28:20 ♪ And you won't run away
01:28:27 ♪ I've been waiting
01:28:30 ♪ For the one
01:28:35 ♪ I think it's time ♪
01:28:41 ♪ Everything's all right ♪
01:28:46 ♪ The way
01:28:50 ♪ It takes me
01:28:56 ♪ I fall beside you
01:29:02 ♪ That I've been waiting
01:29:05 ♪ For the one
01:29:10 ♪ I think it's time ♪
01:29:17 ♪ In the morning,
01:29:20 ♪ 'Cause I don't want
01:29:26 ♪ You've got me dreaming,
01:29:30 ♪ When you're gone
01:29:37 ♪ I've been waiting
01:29:40 ♪ For the one
01:29:44 ♪ I think it's time ♪
01:29:45 ♪ I think everything's
01:29:51 ♪ The way that you
01:29:55 ♪ And it takes me
01:30:01 ♪ I fall beside you
01:30:06 ♪ Na na-na na-na ♪
01:30:11 ♪ Tomorrow
01:30:15 ♪ Na na-na na-na ♪
01:30:21 ♪ Tomorrow
01:30:25 ♪ If you say
01:30:30 ♪ I think it's time ♪
01:30:34 ♪ I think it's time... ♪
01:30:38 It's time. It's time!
01:30:41 ™ª I like to make it ♪
01:30:44 ♪ With my baby
01:30:50 ♪ Everything's all right ♪
01:30:56 ♪ Every morning
01:30:59 ♪ I fall into your eyes ♪
01:31:04 ♪ I want to go ♪
01:31:06 ♪ I believe
01:31:10 ♪ Na na-na na-na ♪
01:31:15 ♪ Tomorrow
01:31:20 ♪ Na na-na na-na ♪
01:31:25 ♪ Tomorrow
01:31:30 ♪ If you're alone tonight ♪
01:31:35 ♪ Believe me,
01:31:40 ♪ Everything's all right ♪
01:31:50 ♪ Yeah! ™ª
01:32:09 ♪ Who's the coolest guy
01:32:11 ♪ His name is Barry ♪
01:32:13 ♪ Barry the man ♪
01:32:16 ♪ Who's the baddest dude
01:32:18 ♪ I just said Barry ♪
01:32:20 ♪ Can't you understand? ™ª
01:32:23 ♪ That he's fighting
01:32:27 ♪ Defining the cream
01:32:29 ♪ And he won't stop ♪
01:32:31 ♪ 'Cause he's Barry ♪
01:32:35 ♪ Barry the man ♪
01:32:38 ♪ It's necessary ♪
01:32:42 ♪ He do what he can ♪
01:32:47 ♪ Gonna do what he can ♪
01:32:52 ♪ When somebody's life's
01:32:54 ♪ You just call Barry ♪
01:32:56 ♪ He'll lend a hand ♪
01:32:59 ♪ You maybe doin' just fine ♪
01:33:01 ♪ I'd still call Barry ♪
01:33:03 ♪ He's a charming man ♪
01:33:05 ♪ And he's fighting
01:33:10 ♪ Defining the cream
01:33:12 ♪ And he won't stop ♪
01:33:14 ♪ 'Cause he's Barry ♪
01:33:18 ♪ Barry the man ♪
01:33:21 ♪ It's necessary ♪
01:33:24 ♪ He do what he can ♪
01:33:30 ♪ Gonna do what he can,
01:33:36 ♪ He's now finding a way ♪
01:33:43 ♪ Barry is here to stay ♪
01:34:02 ♪ And he's fighting
01:34:06 ♪ Defining the cream
01:34:09 ♪ And he won't stop ♪
01:34:11 ♪ 'Cause he's Barry ♪
01:34:15 ♪ Barry the man ♪
01:34:18 ♪ It's necessary ♪
01:34:21 ♪ He do what he can ♪
01:34:25 ♪ 'Cause he's Barry ♪
01:34:29 ♪ Barry the man ♪
01:34:32 ♪ It's necessary ♪
01:34:36 ♪ He do what he can ♪
01:34:38 ♪ Go Barry, go Barry ♪
01:34:40 ♪ 'Cause he's Barry ♪
01:34:43 ♪ Barry the man. ™ª