Ya Lyublyu Tebya You I Love

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00:00:27 Lubov Tolkalina
00:00:39 Evgeny Koriakovsky
00:00:47 Damir Badmaev
00:00:57 Hey, how much do you earn?
00:01:00 Director of Photography Alexandr
00:01:04 - Where did you get such a suit?
00:01:12 Show me your face...
00:01:14 Art Director K. Vitavsky Costume Disigner A.
00:01:24 Gimme a pie.
00:01:25 M usic by Richardas Norvila - Any
00:01:41 A film by Olga Stolpovskaya, Dmitry Troitsky
00:01:47 YO U I LO VE How old are
00:01:52 Any work coming?
00:02:07 Any work?
00:02:14 - Guys, any work coming?
00:02:19 Authorities are taking measures
00:02:21 against the growing number
00:02:23 They are detrimental
00:02:26 They are responsible for
00:02:30 Stay tuned for our next edition.
00:02:33 I am Vera Kirillova. Good Bye.
00:02:39 Thanks everybody. We have it shot.
00:03:54 450 rubles
00:04:06 My purse has vanished.
00:04:14 Sorry, I saw it being stolen.
00:04:19 I thought it was your friend
00:04:22 May I get this for you?
00:04:28 Thanks. I owe you.
00:04:37 Allow me?
00:04:46 That was almost all my salary.
00:04:54 - What's your name.
00:04:58 N ice to meet you.
00:05:06 - Will you come here tomorrow?
00:05:14 I'll give you your money back.
00:05:19 Bye.
00:05:22 ...a third day of battle
00:05:26 Masses of locusts
00:05:31 Medics say locusts are
00:05:34 Which has been registered
00:05:38 Next in our program...
00:06:05 Freedom! What is freedom?
00:06:11 Freedom is Cola!
00:06:52 - Aren't you agile.
00:07:06 Life's a bastard.
00:07:12 How am I going to return
00:07:22 - I've come to return the money.
00:07:33 Well, what's the news?
00:07:38 Yeah, but it's exhausting.
00:07:42 My friend worked at
00:07:44 and his virility depended
00:07:47 Sometimes, he was basically impotent,
00:07:51 not like me, of course.
00:07:53 - Stressful job, it sucks.
00:08:03 - What do you do?
00:08:08 Want something special?
00:08:11 - You make pizzas?
00:08:15 I created this commercial.
00:08:20 Will you have dinner with me tonight?
00:08:57 - This is all we have
00:09:09 What's that machine from
00:09:15 There's this box with a TV on it
00:09:19 and people approach it
00:09:24 - What machine?
00:09:28 See how much money there is!
00:09:34 You gotta have a card to stick in there.
00:09:39 I tried to stick my card in there,
00:09:43 And you gotta know the code too.
00:09:47 Don't you know the code?
00:09:52 - Oh, you're a young one still!
00:09:58 I've an uncle who lives in Moscow.
00:10:06 So why doesn't he help you?
00:10:10 I'm ashamed to go to him.
00:10:14 He'll think I'm latching onto him.
00:10:17 I'll earn some money and
00:10:22 - Where are your parents?
00:10:29 They have gone to live
00:10:32 And what about you?
00:10:37 I have come back. I love Russia.
00:10:44 I do too.
00:11:18 If life ever delivers happy news,
00:11:25 I felt Timofei could understand
00:11:31 which gave me no peace...
00:11:40 I have to tell you...
00:11:42 I lose control over myself...
00:12:33 I'll be back
00:12:50 Yes...
00:12:53 I will be in...
00:12:58 I'm coming!
00:13:07 I have to go.
00:13:12 - You didn't like it?
00:13:16 - No?!
00:13:20 I just have to go to work.
00:14:07 If he's found, this one. If not, that one.
00:14:14 - Hello.
00:14:17 - I'm not coming today.
00:14:19 - We've a problem on our hands.
00:14:24 - One big bug disappeared
00:14:28 He went fishing and never come back.
00:14:31 If he doesn't turn up,
00:14:35 U ntil they find him.
00:14:37 Yes, I'm ready. Sorry,
00:14:46 Hey, I'm losing you...
00:15:11 - H i.
00:15:34 Sorry, someone disconnected us.
00:15:37 I hate those special reports.
00:15:43 But now I'm thinking about us.
00:15:49 - What? Wait a sec...
00:15:55 Sorry, where were we?
00:16:12 - What is his name?
00:16:16 - Any documents on him? I'm not sure.
00:16:21 - What happened?
00:16:30 - Be more specific?
00:16:39 It's a job for the cops.
00:16:47 - How are you?
00:16:52 - Where do you live?
00:16:58 - What is your address?
00:17:03 - I'll have a doctor come to your place.
00:17:06 - Please, don't do that.
00:17:08 - Are you sure that you are okay?
00:17:18 Hey.
00:17:29 Damn. I can't reach them.
00:17:33 Please, don't call the doctor.
00:17:38 Can I sleep here tonight?
00:17:45 Okay, if you have no place
00:17:52 I'll get you a blanket.
00:18:48 Do you have something to smoke?
00:18:59 - What is this?
00:19:04 I don't smoke cigars.
00:19:15 - You're trembling.
00:19:19 - Me, too.
00:19:25 I have to go to sleep.
00:19:30 - I have to get up early.
00:19:34 We must get enough sleep.
00:19:36 But you don't really want to.
00:19:40 But I should.
00:19:43 You want me to sing a song?
00:21:39 Your door was open.
00:21:43 What's going on here?
00:21:52 - I'll explain everything.
00:22:01 - Oh, Jesus.
00:22:03 H i.
00:22:10 Hey! It's not what you think!
00:22:14 It's something else.
00:22:24 ...and he got sick and
00:22:33 I am cold, I am freezing.
00:22:37 Let's go back inside.
00:22:45 But what was that?
00:22:48 Don't know.
00:22:58 Good morning!
00:23:13 Sleep well?
00:24:17 Love... What is love?
00:24:23 Love is Cola!
00:24:52 - I don't want to be a robot!
00:24:56 I like stylish clothes and footwear.
00:24:58 - Yes, I love beautiful things!
00:25:01 - I like the smell of my perfume.
00:25:22 Gee, what is this?
00:25:26 I found that in the rubbish heap.
00:25:28 - Let me have a look.
00:26:22 Okay! I'll redo your shit!
00:26:26 A huge storm has swept
00:26:29 Victims are reported...
00:26:45 I can't stand it any more!
00:27:01 Stay tuned for further developments.
00:27:06 And we're taking
00:27:23 I'm the strongest and the handsomest.
00:27:30 I'm happy, I've a nice job.
00:27:33 I earn a lot.
00:27:38 I'm the handsomest.
00:28:47 - Why are you here?
00:29:16 My favorite song!
00:29:19 Towards the sun
00:29:22 I nto snowstorm and the dawn
00:30:32 - Give it to me!
00:31:12 - Is everything O K?
00:31:17 - I heard screaming.
00:31:20 He had a bad dream.
00:31:22 He was screaming
00:31:26 Yes... he had a bad dream about love.
00:31:59 - H i.
00:32:30 Where is Timofei?
00:33:10 You asked to see me.
00:33:12 Yes, I wanted to see you.
00:33:23 I've even taken work home,
00:33:26 so as not to stay
00:33:30 You've opened a refuge
00:33:33 What? How can you ever
00:33:40 I love you very much...
00:33:45 But I can leave if you don't
00:33:49 No, I won't say that.
00:34:03 I have a terrible headache.
00:34:16 Good night.
00:34:21 Good night.
00:34:40 - You're what... a laborer?
00:34:43 - Why?
00:34:47 - And you have nowhere to live?
00:34:53 May I ask you something?
00:35:01 Go ahead!
00:35:02 You're beautiful and famous.
00:35:19 He has such...
00:35:23 beautiful hands...
00:35:27 I wish I could always hold
00:35:32 What?
00:35:36 Hold his hand?
00:35:41 That's... well... I mean...
00:35:51 No one is saying that it's bad.
00:36:08 Want to smoke?
00:36:58 - Hey, you're on. Talk to us.
00:37:04 - Why are you so sad then?
00:37:08 - And now I've lost him.
00:37:12 But it'll pass.
00:37:17 - I don't know the title...
00:37:21 So, for Masha here's
00:39:17 Happiness...
00:39:26 Happiness is Cola!
00:39:37 I can't before going on air.
00:39:41 Drink it!
00:40:00 Thanks, it won't help.
00:40:21 - I understand, it's terrible.
00:40:26 That storm in the Orlov region,
00:40:33 locusts over the U rals...
00:40:37 Viewers they suck,
00:40:41 and stockings which run
00:40:47 But why cry so hard?
00:40:59 I want to tell you...
00:41:13 It's me, Timofei.
00:41:16 This is important.
00:41:20 - I love you.
00:41:23 Come to my place tonight.
00:41:27 Come to my place tonight.
00:41:29 - I want you, okay?
00:41:32 - Will you come back?
00:41:35 - Forgive me. I love you.
00:41:44 And him?
00:41:48 H im? H im as well.
00:41:57 - It's all smudged.
00:42:03 - This is silly.
00:42:13 Yes.
00:42:26 We're coming to you
00:42:29 I am Vera Kirillova.
00:42:32 'Sex on the Beach', please.
00:42:36 - 'Sex on the Beach'.
00:42:42 No, it's a cocktail with a...
00:42:47 I believe you. But we don't
00:42:50 Well, can you make an Orgasm?
00:43:19 Well, what's your problem?
00:43:22 - I can't tell you.
00:43:26 Because no one
00:43:28 Why?
00:43:31 I'm in love with this guy.
00:43:39 And I love women.
00:43:44 I think he has sex with men.
00:43:50 So what. And I have sex
00:43:57 - But why?
00:44:01 I'm my own Moon,
00:44:07 And I'm my own road to where
00:44:20 U lumji, but you know
00:44:35 - Hello.
00:44:40 - Hello.
00:44:44 - You're not at work?
00:44:47 - Thanks.
00:44:56 Timofei.
00:44:59 - Ivan Badmaevich.
00:45:03 - Ivan Badmaevich.
00:45:07 - I n what sense?
00:45:22 How do you like the cigars?
00:45:39 - H i!
00:46:00 Please meet U ncle Vanya.
00:46:06 - Who is that?
00:46:08 - What is he doing here?
00:46:12 The uncle is going
00:46:15 No, don't go away.
00:46:21 I don't know
00:46:28 When I was a man,
00:46:31 I could not allow myself
00:46:37 You know, U lumji,
00:46:39 I suffered so much,
00:46:44 And they all tried to dissuade
00:46:50 I really recommend you do it.
00:46:53 Of course, it's not cheap.
00:46:59 You will find the money
00:47:03 He needs the support
00:47:08 When I look at these
00:47:14 without a single hair,
00:47:19 I bless the Lord.
00:47:22 Yes, I bought this gorgeous
00:47:31 Try it.
00:47:41 And never regret the loss of
00:47:52 The operation is always done
00:48:10 Hello, you're on.
00:48:14 - I can't hear you.
00:48:18 - May I speak?
00:48:21 Finally I have reached you.
00:48:28 Yesterday was
00:48:31 I want you to play a song
00:48:34 Masha, I love you so much.
00:48:39 Don't be angry, I just could
00:48:49 It just so happens,
00:48:54 I've figured out
00:49:14 Can you film my deer in a commercial?
00:49:19 That's a great idea!
00:49:32 This is a present
00:49:41 - I've put on your gown, okay?
00:49:47 - Good morning.
00:49:54 It's delicious!
00:49:58 Buddhism teaches us
00:50:02 Like salted tea with butter.
00:50:05 U lumji's grandma taught him
00:50:10 by stirring tea
00:50:18 Little U lumji spent every
00:50:22 He and his friend
00:50:32 Once they made a fire
00:50:35 and suddenly wanted
00:50:48 Perhaps, we've all lived
00:50:51 when walking on earth
00:51:20 U lumji never forgot that summer.
00:51:43 - What's going on?
00:51:48 If you don't open up,
00:51:52 I can see you guys!
00:51:54 - What do we do now?
00:52:01 U lumji, we've come for you.
00:52:07 I've the right to live however
00:52:10 I'm going to call the police!
00:52:12 I'll call the fire brigade and
00:52:18 - It's better to open.
00:52:22 - Gotta brothel happening here.
00:52:26 - No, don't do it!
00:52:29 I will talk to them myself...
00:52:31 - I'm gonna get you later!
00:52:36 - She's that anchorwoman!
00:52:44 Call me!
00:52:47 Good bye.
00:52:52 Enough, enough!
00:53:08 U lumji, we came after you.
00:53:12 Don't talk to your father
00:53:16 Come on. H urry.
00:53:19 And this is for me.
00:53:36 You should get
00:53:39 - I liked his mother.
00:53:42 Not much.
00:53:49 At what age did you start
00:53:52 Don't remember.
00:53:57 - Your first sexual partner?
00:54:14 He is absolutely normal.
00:54:20 You never get anything
00:54:22 Maybe they're telling the truth?
00:54:27 Should've greased her palm.
00:54:32 I n the old days
00:54:39 Not anymore. You are wrong.
00:54:43 I know a doctor. I took
00:55:17 - Where did you bring me?
00:55:21 - Who?
00:55:26 - Wait!
00:55:45 Your uncle really decided that
00:56:16 Do you know what
00:56:22 thought about it?
00:56:35 And your friends don't know
00:56:41 They should read
00:58:33 Help me.
00:58:41 What would you like to change
00:58:45 - What would you advise?
00:58:48 hair-styled intimate area,
00:58:54 - M imic corrections?
00:58:58 We give you a shot, your facial
00:59:04 You won't be able to smile,
00:59:07 What else do you have?
00:59:09 I can recommend bio-stimulation
00:59:20 Very well.
00:59:31 - How's that? You like it?
00:59:38 - Getting used to it?
00:59:43 Now I will be increasing
00:59:57 Our ratings are falling!
01:00:02 The hair color
01:00:04 And something must be
01:00:07 - Enlarge them!
01:00:09 - Reveal them!
01:00:11 More purple colors.
01:00:14 Our viewers are housewives,
01:00:19 Maybe we simply need
01:00:21 Maybe we should show more sex?
01:00:24 Maybe we should dress her
01:00:29 Something like that.
01:00:40 You will get used to it.
01:01:20 H i, darling!
01:01:22 None. I'm at work.
01:01:29 - I'm also at work.
01:01:34 Okay, I've a lot of work too.
01:02:22 Why are you spying on me?
01:02:27 I guess I should do something,
01:02:31 Or I'll lose my grip
01:02:34 Afraid to vanish
01:02:37 I learn from you how to betray
01:02:41 That's more important
01:02:43 which every moment
01:02:48 I'm at a loss here.
01:02:55 Is this your friends' house?
01:02:58 No, I don't know who owns it.
01:03:03 - I wish to fall in love.
01:03:08 With no dirty stuff...
01:03:19 - Whose house is this?
01:03:23 He's 45, and I'm like
01:03:30 Oh, the senators have arrived.
01:03:39 - I n what sense?
01:03:43 Do you know this guy for long?
01:03:47 For quite a while.
01:03:50 - And he suits you as a guy?
01:03:55 See, it's a huge problem now.
01:04:04 I was at this beach
01:04:08 And then I feel
01:04:11 And then I saw
01:04:15 And I go: 'Yo, ladies,
01:04:19 Oh shit, Serafima is here.
01:04:24 Aha, smoking?
01:04:28 - Can't we smoke?
01:04:35 - Who is he?
01:04:41 Lelyik, you, hooker,
01:05:00 It would be good to leave soon.
01:05:19 I like it here.
01:06:33 Can I call a cab?
01:06:38 What's the address here?
01:06:45 5 Lesnaya street.
01:06:49 - Let's have a drink.
01:06:53 But I will.
01:07:17 Are you okay?
01:07:22 - Yep.
01:07:43 - Why are you sitting here?
01:07:47 For whom?
01:07:48 Shut the door!
01:08:03 Shit, someone is in there.
01:08:06 Who's in the bathroom?
01:08:19 Oh yes, oh yes, darling.
01:08:25 I had his mobile number.
01:08:34 Come on, baby.
01:08:40 Your phone is distracting us!
01:08:44 Come, the cab is waiting.
01:08:50 Timofei!
01:08:53 Help him to cum.
01:08:56 U lumji, where are you?
01:09:19 Please meet my boyfriend John.
01:09:41 Where is the deer?
01:09:43 It knows better than
01:09:46 The deer has a life of his own!
01:09:59 A miracle.
01:10:05 A miracle is Cola!
01:10:14 Wait!
01:10:30 H i!
01:10:46 You I love!
01:11:17 He has gone!
01:11:27 - I wish he were born a girl.
01:11:37 Better go to the cellar,
01:11:46 I'll go and light
01:11:52 I talked to the doctor.
01:11:57 - He's got a taste for guys.
01:12:00 Now you may forget
01:12:04 A guy won't bear children
01:12:08 We've wasted all that money?
01:12:15 We should take this business
01:12:20 Teach the rascal a lesson.
01:12:23 Shaming our family, our people,
01:12:28 If my boss finds out,
01:12:35 and I'll never get into
01:12:39 I could have been a personal
01:12:45 - What's wrong with you?
01:13:05 For his successful campaign,
01:13:09 a video camera and 2 tickets
01:13:13 I feel as if everyone around
01:13:16 - You said you didn't care.
01:13:21 Timofei offered to buy
01:13:25 but I chose to concentrate
01:13:28 I must go. I'm doing
01:13:31 - But maybe...
01:13:41 By taking U lumji's amulet
01:13:44 I was not only taking
01:13:47 but also a part of his future...
01:14:06 Hello.
01:14:10 Something happened?
01:14:20 Your father has died.
01:14:30 I won't go there.
01:14:33 You must be there! You will
01:14:47 - Then my trip is history.
01:15:23 - Leave immediately!
01:15:26 Leave immediately!
01:15:37 This grief is our common grief.
01:15:43 What have you done,
01:15:47 Maybe I can help you somehow...
01:15:51 Leave! Or I'll fire!
01:15:55 And you get into the house, now!
01:16:02 Go.
01:16:09 Go.
01:16:24 It's you who's killed
01:16:28 We spent all the money
01:16:31 Haven't left anything
01:16:35 Don't, Mama.
01:16:43 It's too late! I wanted you
01:16:45 And what have you become?
01:16:52 You'll remain here till all
01:17:26 So, you are gay?
01:17:32 Yes, gay.
01:17:34 - And that's all?
01:17:42 You'll go to the Army. They've
01:18:39 We'll fly away all the same!
01:18:44 I'll write you.
01:18:53 I'll write you a letter.
01:20:20 We're coming to you with
01:20:28 Excuse me.
01:20:29 Hello?
01:20:38 Timofei didn't remember
01:20:41 He lay almost delirious
01:20:48 He said he understands Timofei
01:20:53 that love which
01:20:56 is only an advertisement
01:21:00 I'll tell him. Goodbye.
01:21:31 You know Pushkin once wrote:
01:21:33 ' I loved you so,
01:21:36 'My love for you
01:21:40 ' But let it not
01:21:45 ' I'll suffer not
01:21:54 Thanks.
01:22:13 What's wrong with you?
01:22:16 I see how happy you are
01:22:19 and my heart is breaking
01:22:24 I dreamt that he would
01:22:28 and maybe a senator...
01:22:31 But he... what a shame...
01:22:41 A fag you say? Great!
01:22:44 Let's drink to that.
01:22:48 Soon after Timofei received
01:22:52 U lumji wrote that he is free and happy.
01:22:58 I n the army, just like in life
01:23:03 At the end of the letter it said
01:23:07 YO U I LO VE
01:23:51 2 YEARS LAT E R
01:24:03 Why are you crying?
01:24:09 How about some music?
01:24:17 Quiet, little one, don't cry.
01:24:30 Come on, mommy's here,
01:24:34 He smiled!