Yadon Ilaheyya Divine Intervention

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00:00:33 DIVINE INTERVENTION
00:03:16 What a fucked morning
00:03:26 What a pimp
00:03:35 What an asshole
00:03:42 Son of a bitch
00:03:49 Bald prick
00:03:53 Collaborator, husband of a whore
00:03:57 Fuck the sister
00:04:00 Fuck your mother's sister
00:04:03 Fuck your father's sister's cunt
00:04:09 Go and get fucked
00:05:12 A Chronicle of Love and Pain
00:05:27 There is no bus
00:08:28 Tell me when you're through,
00:08:53 Come down so we can talk
00:08:55 What's wrong with you?
00:09:02 Wait! Let's talk!
00:09:35 Easy!
00:09:36 -Orli?
00:09:38 Call a doctor,
00:09:40 He's acting up again.
00:09:43 I'm calling in a paediatrician
00:11:59 Watch now, he won't say a sentence
00:12:05 I was just passing,
00:12:09 Hello
00:12:11 How's work?
00:12:14 Slow
00:12:17 It'll pick up, God willing
00:12:33 How are the guys?
00:12:38 Getting by
00:13:12 By the way, yesterday, around 6,
00:13:15 I saw a friend, we played a game
00:13:19 I won 666 Shekels and got out
00:13:23 What's a full series?
00:13:25 When you get 6666, four sixes
00:15:53 There is no bus
00:16:00 I know
00:16:24 Your car is blocking my garage.
00:16:31 Which brand?
00:16:33 Seat
00:16:35 -White?
00:16:38 -What type?
00:16:42 Which year?
00:16:44 Brand new
00:16:47 What's the numberplate?
00:18:41 Come on guys, go for the valuables.
00:22:45 Neighbour, why do you throw
00:22:48 Aren't you ashamed?
00:22:50 Yes, neighbour! But the garbage
00:22:54 ...is the garbage you throw
00:22:57 So what? It's still shameful
00:23:00 After all, neighbours
00:23:03 Why didn't you raise the matter
00:23:05 Isn't that why God gave us tongues?
00:25:15 I am crazy because I love you
00:25:35 Kineret to Shemtov... Send the
00:25:38 The car goes straight
00:27:30 Hit the motherfucker!
00:27:37 Move back!
00:32:20 Make a U-turn. Get out of here
00:32:25 It's closed. Do you hear me?
00:32:29 Go on! Get out of here!
00:32:58 Get lost!
00:33:03 Get out of here!
00:33:56 Igal
00:33:58 What?
00:34:43 Go away!
00:36:16 (between Ramallah and Jerusalem)
00:40:20 Open the door
00:40:23 Show me your ID
00:40:28 Where are you going?
00:40:34 Everybody out
00:40:38 I said go
00:43:59 32 to 24, are you still
00:44:03 -Yes
00:44:05 -No problem
00:44:09 Got it
00:45:47 Father Falls Sick
00:51:22 Eject the tape
00:51:25 Put the car into neutral
00:51:28 Show me your papers
00:51:32 Go
00:53:15 I Am Crazy Because I Love You
00:53:47 I am crazy because I love you
00:55:51 Come and see this...
00:55:53 Where?
00:55:54 Over there!
00:56:14 What do you say?
00:56:16 Ronen!
00:56:18 Look at this
00:56:26 Check this out...
00:56:31 They're making an ass of us!
00:56:32 Are you crazy? Put it down
00:56:38 -Calling 24
00:56:40 There's a balloon
00:56:43 Can we take it down?
00:56:46 Stand by for instructions
00:58:54 Milk and honey, we've reached
00:58:59 No Arabic coffee this time
00:59:01 We gave him a new Mitsubishi
00:59:10 -So everything is arranged?
00:59:15 I heard they came down this way
00:59:21 They got as far as here
00:59:23 They sprayed the house
00:59:42 But you got the new car anyway?
00:59:44 Yes, it's nice
00:59:47 It's a good car
00:59:49 It's all electric
00:59:52 Look
00:59:58 -The windows...
01:00:01 It's got an alarm
01:00:16 Guys, have some Arabic coffee
01:05:00 Ronen!
01:05:01 Go on home.
01:05:08 Stop! Come here!
01:05:14 You there, stop!
01:05:18 Turn off your engines
01:05:27 Attention everyone...
01:05:29 Get your IDs out
01:05:36 Your IDs!
01:05:47 You, get out!
01:05:49 Come here...
01:05:53 Go away!
01:05:56 You get out. Come here!
01:05:58 Open your jacket!
01:06:02 Nice. Imported
01:06:04 Let's see some ID
01:06:07 Take the jacket off
01:06:13 Get lost!
01:06:19 Let's see what we have here...
01:06:24 Mohammed Abed Rabbo
01:06:27 Wanted man no. 4
01:06:29 What does wanted man no. 4 want?
01:06:32 He wants to get laid in Jerusalem?
01:06:35 Jerusalem reunited!
01:06:38 But it's Ramadan, no?
01:06:41 During Ramadan, there's no fucking
01:06:43 So you come to eat
01:06:47 There's no food
01:06:51 Where's Mohammed?
01:06:54 Where did he go?
01:07:00 What are you doing?
01:07:02 Get out
01:07:04 Get in this car
01:07:07 You, come here!
01:07:12 Go on, get in there!
01:07:16 You! Out of there!
01:07:19 Don't be scared. Stand next to me
01:07:22 Stand straight!
01:07:30 Long live the people of Israel!
01:07:39 Sing, fucker!
01:08:09 Start your engines!
01:08:26 Get out of here!
01:10:49 Come Shoot If You're Ready
01:15:34 Load... arms!
01:15:43 Attention!
01:15:44 Aim!
01:16:44 Assume your positions!
01:16:51 Attention!
01:16:53 Aim!
01:18:03 Fire!
01:22:27 Father Dies
01:23:03 What do you expect? This neighbourhood
01:23:07 Yesterday,
01:23:10 ...and someone was blocking my way
01:23:12 We are a decent lot,
01:23:17 I got this kid and told him
01:23:24 I lit a cigarette and waited
01:23:29 Waited and waited and waited
01:23:33 No one came
01:23:34 I thought,
01:23:39 And then he shows up.
01:23:42 He opens his trunk. He takes
01:23:46 ...he starts cleaning his car
01:23:48 I said, "This is not good timing"
01:23:51 Let's see how far he goes
01:23:54 He cleaned his car front,
01:23:58 He started to back out with the carpets,
01:24:03 I got out
01:24:05 I waited till his head was level with
01:24:10 ...till his head was as red
01:24:13 "You want to clean your car?"
01:24:15 My brother heard the noise
01:24:16 "What's happening?"
01:24:19 The family came to help him out
01:24:22 My brother said, "Stay where you are"
01:24:25 He grabbed the guy and said, "Want
01:24:30 He beat the shit out of him
01:24:34 Now the guy is in hospital,
01:24:38 He wanted to clean his car,
01:25:07 That's enough. Stop it now
01:25:36 In memory of my father