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00:00:31	No.
00:00:40	No means no.
00:00:52	Bonjour.
00:00:54	Carl, I know it's you.
00:00:55	Oh. Hey, man.
00:00:57	I was just about to call you.
00:01:00	Had your number dialed,
00:01:02	Did you block your number?
00:01:04	Yeah, I did. You never answer
00:01:08	So, what are you doing?
00:01:10	Oh, just hanging out in my apartment.
00:01:12	- You did get my text, right?
00:01:15	We're all going out tonight.
00:01:17	Man, that sounds great.
00:01:19	I'm just so jammed up.
00:01:21	I'm totally off the grid,
00:01:23	No, I don't at all.
00:01:24	I got a bunch of stuff going on.
00:01:27	Any other night would've been great.
00:01:30	Thing? What thing?
00:01:32	Thing, you know, just a thing.
00:01:33	If I had my thing in front of me,
00:01:37	...but I know there's a thing.
00:01:39	I don't think there's anything
00:01:42	No, it says specific things.
00:01:44	Specific things.
00:01:47	What? What are you talking about?
00:01:50	I'm not at the video store.
00:01:52	I can see you, Carl.
00:01:58	- That's not me.
00:02:00	Oh, I know what's happening.
00:02:04	...who goes to a lot of
00:02:06	That's probably who you're seeing.
00:02:08	Wow, that's amazing...
00:02:09	...because his mouth is moving
00:02:14	Carl, I know you're not saying anything.
00:02:17	Carl, get outside.
00:02:19	- What? All right.
00:02:25	- Look who's here.
00:02:29	Hi.
00:02:30	- I don't believe it.
00:02:33	Carl Allen.
00:02:36	- Hey.
00:02:39	No, I just got a lot of stuff going on...
00:02:42	...some things I gotta do, issues pending,
00:02:45	Yeah? Oh, I hear you, player.
00:02:47	So we are really excited
00:02:50	...because we have an announcement
00:02:52	Honey, show him.
00:02:55	There it is. Deal with it.
00:02:57	We're engaged.
00:02:59	- Oh, my God. Come on.
00:03:01	- Big step, huh?
00:03:05	Man. Moving fast. That's okay.
00:03:07	What has it been, six months?
00:03:08	- No.
00:03:10	Oh, yeah. That's about right, then.
00:03:14	So anyway, we're gonna have
00:03:18	Oh, you bastard.
00:03:20	Nice. Carl, does that work for you?
00:03:23	- Yeah, we'll figure it out.
00:03:26	Oh, God, look who's here.
00:03:27	I'm not falling for that, Carl.
00:03:30	- Open bar. What's the problem?
00:03:33	- The Stephanie?
00:03:39	Oh, God, that is Stephanie.
00:03:41	- Looks like she's with someone there too.
00:03:47	They're touching each other's genitals.
00:03:50	I'm so glad I came out. Love it.
00:03:53	- No. No. Carl, you're gonna stay.
00:03:55	It's been years.
00:03:58	Totally unrelated. It has nothing
00:04:01	Carl. Peter.
00:04:03	- Rooney.
00:04:04	Hey.
00:04:06	- My boyfriend, Ted.
00:04:08	- I don't believe we...
00:04:12	- You're leaving?
00:04:14	Terrible timing too,
00:04:17	You just got here, too, Carl.
00:04:19	Yeah, but he's got a thing.
00:04:22	Yeah, that's a thing. There's a thing,
00:04:25	There's a time crunch,
00:04:28	Anyway, I am gone-orrhea.
00:04:34	Wow. That didn't sound quite right.
00:04:37	Whoa!
00:04:48	See you, guys.
00:05:08	- Oh! Hi, Tillie.
00:05:12	Would you like to come over
00:05:15	Gee, that sounds great, but I can't.
00:05:17	- Some cereal, a little yogurt?
00:05:20	How about some toast, huh?
00:05:22	You know, I have to go to work,
00:05:25	Good show tonight.
00:05:28	Your loss. Hey, man,
00:05:30	- Oh, it's you. Let me guess, no?
00:05:33	- Yes?
00:05:37	Yeah, bye.
00:05:40	Persianwifefinder. com.
00:05:44	Costume party. Yeah, no.
00:05:50	Oh, boy.
00:05:53	Here we go.
00:05:55	- Carl Allen has reported for duty.
00:06:00	You're a soldier on the front line
00:06:03	Norman. Line one.
00:06:06	Did you wanna get that?
00:06:09	- I'll just get it here.
00:06:13	You're with Norman.
00:06:15	Uh-huh. Are you sure? Because...
00:06:20	Okay.
00:06:24	Remember that promotion
00:06:26	- Yeah.
00:06:28	Tried to fight for you on the phone there.
00:06:30	It was between you and Demko,
00:06:33	I don't care.
00:06:36	I just figured after five years,
00:06:39	Look at it this way:
00:06:43	- Do you know what that means?
00:06:46	How did you know what that meant?
00:06:49	No, it's a pretty common expression.
00:06:51	- In my circles. I made it up.
00:06:56	This'll cheer you up.
00:07:00	- It's a funny hat and-or wig party.
00:07:05	Sucks I'm gonna be out of town.
00:07:07	- You don't know what day it is.
00:07:09	- Friday.
00:07:11	You spoke at the same time
00:07:13	Like you were committed
00:07:15	...regardless of what I was gonna say.
00:07:20	I admit, business has been slow.
00:07:22	There's a lot less demand
00:07:25	...what with Big 5
00:07:27	...but my designs are gonna
00:07:31	I know that, Marv,
00:07:35	- None.
00:07:36	Bad, but I don't wanna
00:07:39	- Yeah.
00:07:53	Carl. Hey. Long time no see.
00:07:56	Nick Lane? Hey.
00:07:59	- You don't still work at the bank, do you?
00:08:02	Kind of why I'm sitting outside here,
00:08:06	You must be running this place by now.
00:08:09	I could have. Had a couple offers.
00:08:12	- How's Stephanie?
00:08:14	God.
00:08:16	She's good. What have you been doing?
00:08:19	I've been all over the map, man.
00:08:22	I climbed Mount Kilimanjaro.
00:08:26	I shot a cow with a bazooka.
00:08:27	I'm not proud of that last one,
00:08:31	- Sounds wild.
00:08:35	I'm a yes man.
00:08:37	The word "yes"
00:08:39	No, thanks. I'm fine.
00:08:41	"Fine?" I wipe my ass with "fine. "
00:08:43	Wow. Okay.
00:08:45	- You don't wanna work here, Carl.
00:08:50	No, you don't.
00:08:53	Why don't you take this rock...
00:08:55	...throw it at that bank
00:08:58	- No, thanks.
00:09:01	- Do you wanna throw that rock at the bank?
00:09:05	Oh, my God.
00:09:07	- What are you, nuts?
00:09:10	Stay right there.
00:09:11	- He's gonna break.
00:09:17	Carl, live your life!
00:09:21	- Whoo!
00:09:34	- I know you wanna see my band.
00:09:37	Sorry.
00:09:40	- Hello?
00:09:42	- Carl.
00:09:44	Just felt like calling you.
00:09:49	Yes, Carl. I have to go.
00:09:51	- Ted and I are taking a little boat ride.
00:09:54	Good for you. Good for you.
00:10:08	Jesus, Pete. I'm not in or I'm busy.
00:10:17	Oh, come on. You're halfway through,
00:10:29	- Pete? Hey. Where you been?
00:10:33	What? God, no.
00:10:38	You're so full of shit.
00:10:40	- Here it is.
00:10:44	You know what, buddy?
00:10:47	Oh, no. Oh, shoot, you're kidding.
00:10:51	- Mm-hm.
00:10:54	Listen, I'll make it up to you.
00:10:57	You pick the day. Any day you want,
00:11:00	- What does that even mean?
00:11:02	This wasn't drinks at a bar, Carl.
00:11:06	- You only get married once.
00:11:10	I know, Carl.
00:11:12	And I know that you have issues because
00:11:17	When's the last time you did anything fun?
00:11:20	"I don't wanna commit.
00:11:23	I mean, do you even know
00:11:25	Yeah. Fisher. Fishman.
00:11:28	- Wait. Fishwall?
00:11:33	- You think her name's Lucy Fishwall?
00:11:36	- It's Burns.
00:11:38	It's Lucy Burns, Carl.
00:11:40	And guess what?
00:11:44	I keep trying to think of reasons
00:11:47	- I can't think of any.
00:11:49	I don't wanna hear another excuse, Carl.
00:11:52	I'm telling you, you don't change your life,
00:11:56	A lonely guy, Carl. Lonely guy.
00:12:06	Hey, Carl.
00:12:11	Hey, Rooney, come here for a second.
00:12:16	Carl look a little odd to you? Is it me,
00:12:22	Nope. No more than usual.
00:12:25	I don't know. I'm kind of leaning towards
00:12:31	I guess I never saw him a lot,
00:12:34	Yeah, that's true.
00:12:37	He never did much.
00:12:39	- Wasn't a good friend.
00:12:41	Wasn't a good anything.
00:12:43	- Are there more beers in the fridge?
00:12:47	Now, that's upsetting.
00:12:55	What was that?
00:13:39	Welcome to yes.
00:13:44	Please, find a seat.
00:13:47	Carl? Hey, Carl! Psst!
00:13:50	Carl, man, hey.
00:13:52	- Carl.
00:13:54	- You made it, man.
00:13:56	Sure, let me sit down.
00:13:59	I saw it in your eyes, man.
00:14:03	He's gonna blow your mind all over
00:14:07	- I'm not sure I want that.
00:14:10	That's why you're here.
00:14:11	You have got to start saying yes, my man,
00:14:16	It's starting.
00:14:18	Life.
00:14:20	We are all living it. Or are we?
00:14:23	Ooh, heavy.
00:14:25	Change is generated from consciousness,
00:14:32	From the external.
00:14:34	And how do we control the external?
00:14:39	And what is that word?
00:14:40	- Yes!
00:14:46	Yes.
00:14:47	Yes.
00:14:50	- Yes, yes, yes!
00:14:59	- Yes!
00:15:01	The word is "yes. "
00:15:04	Yes, yes, yes.
00:15:08	- Say it a million times.
00:15:10	Say it a million more times.
00:15:12	And the word you will have said
00:15:15	Yes!
00:15:24	Yes.
00:15:26	I want you to invite yes into your lives...
00:15:31	...because it will RSVP "yes. "
00:15:37	When you say yes to things,
00:15:42	You gobble up all of life's energies,
00:15:49	Before we begin today,
00:15:58	- Who among you is new?
00:16:03	- Over here.
00:16:05	- Come on up, future yes man.
00:16:14	You can't audit life, my friend.
00:16:19	- No, thanks. I'm cool.
00:16:26	- I said, I'm cool.
00:16:32	Thank you.
00:16:33	Back up just a little bit more.
00:16:36	- No.
00:16:39	No man. No man. No man.
00:16:42	No man. No man.
00:16:43	Okay.
00:16:46	If the molehill won't come to Terrence...
00:16:50	...Terrence will come to the molehill.
00:17:02	What's your name?
00:17:05	Carl.
00:17:06	Let me guess, Carl.
00:17:08	Someone talked you
00:17:12	- Yes.
00:17:14	And you're not sure about this, are you?
00:17:19	No.
00:17:20	No man. No man.
00:17:24	You're dead, Carl.
00:17:27	You say no to life,
00:17:30	You make up excuses
00:17:33	...and to yourself.
00:17:35	You're stuck in the same dead-end job.
00:17:39	You don't have a girlfriend. You don't
00:17:43	And you lost the love of your life...
00:17:45	...because she couldn't be with someone
00:17:52	And on most nights you're so bored
00:17:56	...you can't even summon the enthusiasm
00:18:01	Am I right, Carl?
00:18:08	I have had some trouble.
00:18:18	- We're gonna make a covenant, Carl.
00:18:22	- Do you want to make a covenant?
00:18:27	The word is "yes," Carl.
00:18:28	- Yes!
00:18:30	- Yes!
00:18:31	Yes!
00:18:33	Once you leave this building...
00:18:36	...every time an opportunity
00:18:40	...no matter what it is...
00:18:43	...you will say yes.
00:18:45	- Yes.
00:18:46	- Yes.
00:18:48	- Yes.
00:18:51	What if I...
00:18:54	say
00:18:56	...the other word?
00:18:59	You'll be making a promise to yourself.
00:19:02	And when you break a promise
00:19:06	...things can get a little dicey.
00:19:09	What do you say, Carl?
00:19:12	Are you ready to make a covenant?
00:19:16	- Come on, Carl.
00:19:18	- Yes.
00:19:19	- Yes.
00:19:21	- Yes.
00:19:23	- Say it again.
00:19:27	- Make me believe it.
00:19:34	Yes!
00:20:04	Hey, there he is.
00:20:05	- That was really wonderful.
00:20:07	Pretty powerful stuff, huh?
00:20:09	- Hey. Good to have you with us.
00:20:11	- So are you gonna do it?
00:20:15	That's weird. I didn't realize
00:20:21	Hey, man. That's a nice car.
00:20:25	Could you drive me to Elysian Park?
00:20:29	Oh. Ugh...
00:20:31	Yes!
00:20:33	Sure he can. Right, Carl?
00:20:40	Yeah, why not?
00:20:42	Yes. You won't regret this, Carl.
00:20:51	- Can I use your phone?
00:21:25	Keep going or this'll do,
00:21:29	Yeah, hold on a sec,
00:21:31	It's just a little further, man.
00:21:35	Go ahead.
00:21:38	And what did you say?
00:21:41	Oh, I'm just right
00:21:47	What? Hello? Hello?
00:21:49	Oh, shit, man. Your battery's dead.
00:21:52	Oh, great.
00:21:55	- Thanks.
00:21:59	I mean, it's real nice of you
00:22:03	Course, I have been having a lot of luck
00:22:07	No problem. Have a good night.
00:22:10	Can I borrow a couple bucks?
00:22:14	Okay.
00:22:16	I've come this far.
00:22:20	Yes, you can.
00:22:22	You got a whole lot there.
00:22:31	Sure. It's all yours.
00:22:37	God bless you, man.
00:23:01	Oh, come on.
00:23:03	Come on, come on.
00:23:10	Perfect.
00:23:12	Hey, Carl. Do you wanna give
00:23:16	Yes, yes, I do.
00:23:17	Letting him
00:23:19	...so you can't call AAA
00:23:21	That sounds like a fucking great idea!
00:23:25	Why don't you take a stroll
00:23:27	...and get killed by the Manson family?
00:23:48	Come on, man.
00:23:52	Yes. Since that's my only fucking option.
00:24:12	Would you like to carry a 20-pound
00:24:16	Oh, could I? Could I really?
00:24:20	That's a good look.
00:24:24	- Hi. Did you just take my picture?
00:24:28	Did you just run out of gas?
00:24:31	Maybe.
00:24:34	That sucks.
00:24:38	When you were driving
00:24:40	...to drop off a homeless guy who wore out
00:24:44	No. I take it
00:24:47	No. Why would you assume that?
00:24:51	He used up your phone?
00:24:53	Yeah. Apparently he was the most popular
00:24:57	He was staying connected.
00:25:00	I'm just glad that I could
00:25:03	- That must feel good.
00:25:06	Yeah. And I'm getting some exercise,
00:25:09	Well, do you need a ride?
00:25:12	On that thing?
00:25:24	Am I going too fast for you?
00:25:26	No. In fact, I think you should go faster.
00:25:29	That way if we crash, at least I'll die.
00:25:32	I just don't wanna
00:25:44	- What are you doing?
00:25:50	- I can't see. I'm blind.
00:26:07	Yeah, that's getting it good. Yep.
00:26:14	- Well, thanks again for the ride.
00:26:16	Hopefully the color will return
00:26:20	- I'm more of a four-wheel kind of guy.
00:26:23	I never would've guessed that.
00:26:28	- Can I have my helmet back now?
00:26:32	Yeah.
00:26:35	Thanks.
00:26:38	So you okay?
00:26:39	Yeah, I'm good, unless you wanna
00:26:42	- What?
00:26:49	Hey, I...
00:26:56	Have a good night.
00:27:23	Yes.
00:27:33	"Yes always leads
00:27:40	Never avoid opportunities.
00:27:42	They may come in any form. "
00:27:49	- Hello?
00:27:52	Well, and your boss, but more your buddy
00:27:55	I guess.
00:27:58	So look, we're kind of short
00:28:01	Is there any way you could come in?
00:28:04	Sure.
00:28:05	Nothing I like better than the inside
00:28:09	Yeah. Yeah, there really is something
00:28:17	Would I like to increase the size
00:28:22	Right.
00:28:24	Like I need that.
00:28:30	- Persian wifefinder.
00:28:35	Would you be the man for me?
00:28:38	I guess so.
00:28:41	Excuse me. I'd like to apply
00:28:44	And what's your business?
00:28:46	I bake cakes in the shape
00:28:50	- Oh, wow, Mickey Rourke.
00:28:54	Oh. Yeah, right.
00:28:57	Let's hope it doesn't taste
00:29:00	So, what do you think?
00:29:05	I think yes.
00:29:12	Inta-maresting.
00:29:14	Cakes, huh?
00:29:16	Yeah. I just kind of went with my gut
00:29:20	- You called me Norm.
00:29:23	- Could that, like, be my nickname?
00:29:26	Oh, nice. I like your style.
00:29:31	Yeah. Carl's pretty short already, but...
00:29:33	But it's the kind of dazzle
00:29:36	- Yeah.
00:29:38	What?
00:29:39	That Demko thing really chapped my ass.
00:29:44	"Carl gets promoted in lieu of Demko,
00:29:48	...whichever, or I walk. "
00:29:50	Really? What did they say?
00:29:53	Well, they were quite attracted to the me
00:29:57	- But then I threw that off the table.
00:29:59	And they said if you started to show
00:30:03	And?
00:30:05	- Well, you're doing it.
00:30:06	- Yeah, the whole cake thing.
00:30:08	- You're making up nicknames.
00:30:10	Know what?
00:30:12	...to ask if he could work,
00:30:14	- No.
00:30:17	He's not here.
00:30:18	- Yeah, but you are, Car.
00:30:20	And that's why I'm gonna
00:30:24	Norm, that's amazing.
00:30:27	Nice little raise in it for you too.
00:30:32	- Thousand?
00:30:35	Come on, let's step this thing
00:30:39	See what I did there?
00:30:40	I joined "bro" with "Joseph. " Broseph.
00:30:46	Very cool, Norm.
00:30:52	I have been such a dick and a douche.
00:30:55	More of a douche
00:30:58	...but I'm sorry. I should have been there.
00:31:01	- You're preaching to the choir, Carl.
00:31:06	Okay. Wait, so wait.
00:31:08	Yeah, exactly. It's like you said:
00:31:12	...and things are changing for me.
00:31:16	All right. Look, gets you out of the house,
00:31:20	Excuse me.
00:31:22	And actually, we're gonna start a tab...
00:31:24	...and our good friend here, Carl,
00:31:29	- Well, you're okay with that, right, buddy?
00:31:34	Okay.
00:31:39	I should be prepping my case for Monday,
00:31:43	Hey, you, another bump of hot sauce.
00:31:48	Boy, you guys are really
00:31:57	Argh!
00:32:01	Okay, okay.
00:32:22	He did it.
00:32:33	Drinks on me.
00:32:36	Crazy, man.
00:32:38	Carl, that was so awesome.
00:32:40	- Okay.
00:32:43	Absolutely.
00:32:45	I don't think that's what she was
00:32:52	Was I chewing gum before?
00:32:54	Hey. What do you
00:32:57	Easy, easy.
00:32:59	I'm just saying yes to life, homes.
00:33:05	I made a sacred "conevant. "
00:33:09	That sounded naughty.
00:33:11	- I think you and I need to step outside.
00:33:14	Okay, it's okay. I got this. I got this.
00:33:17	Okay. But if I win...
00:33:20	...I get to take that pretty girl of yours
00:33:24	...because she deserves that.
00:33:27	Every pretty girl deserves to go to a ball.
00:33:31	That is so nice.
00:33:37	Oh, shit.
00:33:41	All right. He punched me
00:33:45	- Don't worry. I got your back.
00:33:48	I'm sorry, man. It's all our fault.
00:33:49	- I haven't fighted in a fight since grade 7.
00:33:52	Hey. Are we gonna fight or what?
00:33:54	Yeah, we're gonna fight.
00:33:58	You want some, huh, more?
00:34:01	Because I am open for business, okay?
00:34:05	Oh, where'd I go?
00:34:06	Yeah, how do you fight
00:34:10	Did you see The Legend of Billy Jack?
00:34:14	Because I'm gonna take this foot...
00:34:16	...and I'm gonna whop you
00:34:20	...and there's not a goddamn thing
00:34:25	Just don't break my teeth
00:34:27	But let's really sell this.
00:34:31	What?
00:34:32	First, we have
00:34:37	And the ground rules are
00:34:45	Idiot. I'm the wrong guy.
00:34:48	Well, maybe you need to start
00:34:51	That's why you got punched out...
00:34:53	...because you got the wrong attitude
00:34:57	I'm over here, dickhole.
00:34:58	Oh, my God. That's so funny.
00:35:02	You're a complete...
00:35:06	You all right?
00:35:07	I almost blocked it.
00:35:09	Okay, we're done.
00:35:11	- He's really been drinking.
00:35:13	I'm glad we had this experience.
00:35:15	- I think we both grew from it. Call me.
00:35:22	- We really did.
00:35:31	She's never gonna go to a ball.
00:35:33	No. No, she's not.
00:36:08	- Okay. Tillie, there you are.
00:36:12	What can I do for you?
00:36:14	Well, I was wondering if you could help me
00:36:18	Oh, really?
00:36:26	Okay. That should just about do it.
00:36:32	- I'll see you later, Tillie.
00:36:36	Oh, not so fast.
00:36:40	What are you doing?
00:36:42	- Oh, darn, I forgot to go to the bank.
00:36:46	I'm getting so forgetful.
00:36:49	- It happens with age.
00:36:52	I am gonna have to repay you somehow.
00:36:55	Oh, just doing a favor for a neighbor
00:37:00	You are so handsome.
00:37:04	How come I never see you
00:37:08	Well, I'm just... I'm not in a serious thing,
00:37:14	- Would you like a release?
00:37:16	You know, a sexual release?
00:37:19	Uh...
00:37:22	- What do I do here?
00:37:26	You just lay back
00:37:30	I don't know what to say here.
00:37:34	I don't know if I'm gonna be able
00:37:37	- Oh, come on.
00:37:40	And I've got this thing I gotta do,
00:37:46	In my nightmares.
00:37:51	Oh, come on, give me a break.
00:37:54	Terrence said this would happen if I said no.
00:37:58	Get out of there.
00:38:16	Nice dog.
00:38:29	Just relax. I'll handle this.
00:38:39	Oh, God!
00:38:42	Oh, God! Oh, no. Oh, my...
00:38:46	Wow.
00:38:48	That... Oh...
00:38:51	That is a...
00:38:53	How are you doing that? Ay!
00:39:02	"Costume party. Come as your favorite
00:39:05	You got it, Norm.
00:39:54	Hi.
00:39:58	Really? I've always wanted
00:40:01	So I can expect delivery anytime
00:40:05	Hello. Wondering if you had a moment...
00:40:08	...to discuss the Church of Jesus Christ.
00:40:12	- Buttercup Girls.
00:40:16	Yeah. All right.
00:40:21	Hey. It's really working. Ah!
00:40:29	It's beautiful, man. It's beautiful.
00:40:33	I do wanna take guitar lessons.
00:40:37	Yes, I would like to learn Korean.
00:40:39	I would understand
00:40:48	All right, now I got it.
00:40:53	Whoa.
00:41:08	What did he call me?
00:41:16	Homeless.
00:41:18	Come and get it.
00:41:20	There you are. You want some?
00:41:22	He never listens.
00:41:25	Yeah.
00:41:27	I wanna start an
00:41:34	Next.
00:41:36	- Wanna see a... Oh, sorry.
00:41:40	Way to stick in there.
00:42:01	There you go.
00:42:03	Hey. I came.
00:42:06	Great.
00:42:09	Yeah.
00:42:12	Rolling Rock, please.
00:42:16	- From the dawn of time...
00:42:21	There was a band.
00:42:23	Oh, yes, there was.
00:42:26	And we were that band.
00:42:27	Yes, we were.
00:42:29	And that band made rock 'n' roll.
00:42:31	Oh, yes, they did.
00:42:33	And that band ate arame
00:42:38	Yeah.
00:42:40	And that band was rad.
00:42:46	Hello, Jake, Penelope,
00:42:51	- We are Munchausen by Proxy.
00:42:54	I should have been the one
00:42:56	You said, "Who are you?"
00:42:58	Who are you?
00:43:00	I wanna snap your neck and spit on you
00:43:06	Who are you?
00:43:08	If I got a call that said you were dead
00:43:13	Who are you?
00:43:16	I'd shrug my shoulders, and I'd say whatevs
00:43:21	Who are you?
00:43:23	Hey, did you ever meet my friend Ian?
00:43:28	He helped me erase your MySpace page.
00:43:31	And your band's MySpace page.
00:43:36	Happy networking, asshole.
00:43:54	Don't call me past 11 p. m.
00:43:59	Happened once, it happened twice
00:44:01	It happened three times,
00:44:05	Maybe it happened six times
00:44:08	No, no, no, no
00:44:13	I'm not your late night booty call
00:44:19	Whore no more
00:44:22	Don't call me past 11 p. m.
00:44:28	You can call me at 10:59
00:44:29	But don't call me at 11
00:44:44	Can I get a water?
00:44:52	Hey. Out-of-gas make-out guy.
00:44:55	Did we make out? Oh, right, we did.
00:44:58	- What are you doing here?
00:45:01	- It's so crazy.
00:45:03	- Are you stalking me?
00:45:06	By the way, your new living-room
00:45:11	- Hey, great gig or whatever, you know.
00:45:15	Yeah. Strong lyrics.
00:45:19	- It comes from personal experience.
00:45:22	You want a drink?
00:45:23	Oh, I can't. I have to wake up early.
00:45:27	- So I have to go, but...
00:45:32	But you can walk me to my scooter.
00:45:36	I teach a jogging photo group...
00:45:39	...for people who want to both exercise
00:45:43	Oh, yeah,
00:45:46	It's in Griffith Park
00:45:50	It's at 6 a. m.
00:45:53	Wow. I haven't been up at 6 a. m.
00:45:57	- That's early.
00:46:02	Okay, so you're in a band...
00:46:04	...you do the jogging photography,
00:46:07	Whatever I want.
00:46:10	I volunteer at a shelter. I paint a little bit.
00:46:13	Yeah, that's cool.
00:46:16	And some nude modeling, FYI.
00:46:19	Good to know, if, you know,
00:46:24	So anyway, my answer is yes.
00:46:28	I didn't ask you out.
00:46:31	Could have fooled me
00:46:33	You said that.
00:46:35	Well, whoever said it,
00:46:40	Hey, why don't you
00:46:42	Why don't you stop smothering me?
00:46:47	Yeah, I'd love to.
00:46:49	Okay. I'll see you tomorrow...
00:46:53	- Carl.
00:47:13	Yeah, Rooney?
00:47:15	Yo, Carl, hitting the clubs.
00:47:17	Got a case of Red Bull.
00:47:20	Yeah.
00:47:29	Okay, guys, everybody ready?
00:47:32	- Allison?
00:47:33	Do we need to use a flash?
00:47:36	Not when the sun's up, Reggie.
00:47:46	Beautiful night, guys.
00:47:49	Hit me on the cell this week.
00:47:52	Carl, if somebody asked me to
00:47:56	Back at you, Roon. Lee, I hardly know you,
00:48:00	Look how close I'm getting.
00:48:04	Allison, I'm here.
00:48:08	Allison.
00:48:11	Hey. Who were those guys?
00:48:14	That's Rooney and my friend Lee.
00:48:17	We hit a couple raves last night.
00:48:20	- You seem a little hyper.
00:48:23	Ever had Red Bull? I never had Red Bull.
00:48:27	I got a new necklace. Glows in the dark.
00:48:29	Can't really see it right now,
00:48:31	That's really something. Doesn't Red Bull
00:48:35	No, no, no. No, no. I don't think so. No.
00:48:38	No. Hey, after we jog,
00:48:41	You and I could get a Red Bull.
00:48:43	- Okay, that'd be fu...
00:48:45	- That sounds...
00:48:47	- I think I'd...
00:48:48	- I'd really...
00:48:50	Red Bull.
00:48:53	Okay. A lot of energy. I like it.
00:48:58	- Carl, this is everybody.
00:49:01	Come on. Let's get into shipshape.
00:49:12	Oh, it's a good one.
00:49:15	Hold that.
00:49:18	Got it.
00:49:29	Hey, Carl, you okay?
00:49:34	Hold it right there.
00:49:51	That's good.
00:49:54	I can't put my finger on you.
00:49:59	Kind of mysterious.
00:50:01	You know, listen.
00:50:03	I like to keep it fresh. I like to live it up.
00:50:06	If that doesn't jive with you,
00:50:09	I love that.
00:50:11	I don't know how people go through life
00:50:14	- Just shoot me.
00:50:16	Seriously, I dated this guy and I was
00:50:20	...just living his life
00:50:23	I know. It's so frustrating. I just
00:50:27	Say, "Wake up, you. You're missing out
00:50:31	- That's so true.
00:50:33	So, what happened
00:50:36	It just didn't work out. It's a long story.
00:50:40	Yeah? Same story
00:50:44	Might be.
00:50:47	Closed-off-little-box boy, tender topic.
00:50:50	Okay, if you must know,
00:50:53	I thought he was it, the one,
00:50:56	And then surprise, he ended it,
00:51:00	Gone, never saw him again.
00:51:02	Wow. That's rough. I'm sorry.
00:51:06	Next time you should warn me
00:51:10	Kind of dragged on.
00:51:11	- I'll work on that.
00:51:14	Ooh! Jeez. That was very healthy.
00:51:29	She's spontaneous. She's ballsy.
00:51:32	She has no clue what she's doing
00:51:35	She's the complete opposite of me.
00:51:36	Carl, could you
00:51:39	Sure, Faranoush.
00:51:42	How did you two meet again?
00:51:43	Persianwifefinder. Com. It's pretty cool.
00:51:47	- I'm engaged.
00:51:50	Should you talk about Allison
00:51:52	It's okay, man. We just met.
00:51:55	- Besides, she's totally not my type.
00:51:59	Sorry, Faranoush.
00:52:01	Anyway, I never would've met Allison
00:52:05	You wouldn't be on a date
00:52:08	- No offense, Faranoush.
00:52:10	I didn't realize
00:52:13	No, I think it's great.
00:52:20	- Hey, honey.
00:52:24	- Lucy. Faranoush, Lucy. Lucy, Faranoush.
00:52:30	So my friends are being really lame...
00:52:32	...and nobody's offered
00:52:36	Hey, I have an idea.
00:52:38	Carl, would you like to throw Lucy
00:52:42	Yeah. Sure.
00:52:45	Why not? That'd be great.
00:52:47	- Problem solved.
00:52:55	- Really?
00:52:57	Well, thanks, Carl.
00:53:00	Thanks, that's really sweet.
00:53:05	- That's great.
00:53:07	Thanks, Faranoush.
00:53:09	Oh, I forgot, I gotta pick up costumes
00:53:12	Costumes for what?
00:53:15	Expelliarmus! Just kidding.
00:53:18	That's okay. I blocked it
00:53:20	Oh. Kaching!
00:53:24	The only one they had left
00:53:27	This is Allison
00:53:31	- Hi.
00:53:32	Yes, nice to meet you.
00:53:38	Yeah, we've got, well, drinks,
00:53:41	...chips, dips...
00:53:42	...and good people, just like you two.
00:53:47	- Thanks.
00:53:48	It's gonna be a crazy night.
00:53:55	- Get in there, play the zone.
00:53:58	- Good dip, huh, H.P.?
00:54:01	Got tons of it at Costco. You see, I've got
00:54:05	And with that card, I get access
00:54:08	I can buy large quantities of anything
00:54:12	Can't anyone get one of those cards?
00:54:15	No, don't think so.
00:54:20	- Yeah, put in a good word for us.
00:54:24	Feels strange to be going home,
00:54:27	"I'm not going home, not really. "
00:54:33	Oh, bye.
00:54:40	Alrighty, gang.
00:54:52	- Well, thanks for coming, guys.
00:54:55	Good to meet you, too. Thank you.
00:54:58	That's right. Come in. I'll go in.
00:55:01	Keep your hand there like in a shake.
00:55:05	- Yeah. Tap it.
00:55:09	- That's all right.
00:55:11	Okay, guys,
00:55:14	Next stop, Azkaban.
00:55:24	Hey.
00:55:26	Do you wanna drive?
00:55:35	- Hey, you're getting better.
00:55:39	Whoa. Yep, I got it.
00:55:47	I got an idea.
00:55:55	- We can't do this.
00:56:03	Hurry. Somebody's coming.
00:56:10	- This is crazy.
00:56:41	This is unreal.
00:56:44	I couldn't agree more.
00:56:56	Ooh
00:57:00	Ooh
00:57:07	Ooh
00:57:24	You know, I've never let anyone
00:57:28	I've never let anyone kiss me
00:57:56	Good evening, Los Angeles.
00:57:58	Please welcome to the Hollywood Bowl
00:58:03	I'm your biggest fan. Bang!
00:58:05	I killed her.
00:58:08	I'm a somebody.
00:58:10	I don't know about that.
00:58:13	- Come on, you gotta have creepy fans.
00:58:15	- We don't have that much of a following.
00:58:19	Rodrigo and the guys at the bar.
00:58:22	There's me and my friends. That makes
00:58:27	- How many people can this place even hold?
00:58:31	So each one of us invites 1800
00:58:36	No need.
00:58:39	- What?
00:58:42	It's like my photography.
00:58:43	I know there isn't that much demand
00:58:46	...taken while running, but...
00:58:48	I wasn't gonna say anything.
00:58:50	You know, who cares?
00:58:54	You know that when you're a kid...
00:58:56	...but somewhere along the way,
00:58:59	I love your music.
00:59:01	Anybody can take a photo standing still.
00:59:05	- Hey. What are you doing?
00:59:09	- Stop.
00:59:11	- Come on, Carl, run.
00:59:13	- Wait right there.
00:59:15	- Down on the ground.
00:59:17	- Carl, what are you doing? Let's go.
00:59:24	Run!
00:59:26	Hello, everybody.
00:59:28	A little vitamin C. Keep your strength up.
00:59:33	- Pass those out, will you?
00:59:40	- Lee?
00:59:43	What up, my brizzo?
00:59:46	- That's not right, is it?
00:59:51	Can you hang on a minute, Lee?
00:59:54	What's going on, Norm?
00:59:57	Something's going down on a big scale.
00:59:59	Guy from Corporate's here. Don't look.
01:00:03	I think it's about all those loans
01:00:07	Well, we had a nice run.
01:00:10	I might get shit-canned, Norm.
01:00:12	Anyway, don't worry about it.
01:00:15	- Hey, I'm part of this too.
01:00:18	- Yeah. I stood by and let it happen.
01:00:20	You were feeling it.
01:00:23	- I was.
01:00:24	Yeah, you were.
01:00:26	But I'm afraid it's caught up with us.
01:00:30	- Come on.
01:00:33	- Okay.
01:00:36	You may be my last loan.
01:00:40	It's a Ducati.
01:00:42	I'm thinking it'll get people off my back
01:00:47	- See what I mean?
01:00:52	See you on the other side, Lee.
01:00:58	Carl.
01:01:02	Wesley T. Parker.
01:01:05	Pleasure to meet you.
01:01:14	Every two months, the typical loan officer
01:01:19	You have given out...
01:01:22	...561.
01:01:24	A little more than average, then.
01:01:26	What's even more unusual
01:01:29	A $250 loan for a mountain bike,
01:01:36	Have you ever tried that? It's fun.
01:01:38	Carl, this bank traditionally has never
01:01:41	- If I can explain... Yeah, certainly.
01:01:44	At first I thought
01:01:46	- I would never do that.
01:01:55	But...
01:01:59	But then I looked closer.
01:02:01	These people are so grateful
01:02:04	...more than 98 percent of them
01:02:08	And because you've given out
01:02:10	...we're actually making a lot of money.
01:02:14	See, Car, you worrywart.
01:02:17	Carl, what would you say if I asked you
01:02:20	- Corporate?
01:02:23	That's great. I would have to say...
01:02:25	No, wait. Before we give our answer...
01:02:28	...let's talk money.
01:02:31	I'm afraid I can't discuss that with you,
01:02:35	Got it. Yep.
01:02:36	We'll have the employment contract to you
01:02:40	Nice work, Carl. Bump my fist.
01:02:42	- Missed it. I was gonna fist you.
01:02:54	This one is nice.
01:02:56	I especially love it in cream.
01:02:58	- I love it.
01:02:59	Yeah.
01:03:01	Bridal bingo?
01:03:05	It's the same as regular bingo...
01:03:06	...but you just yell embarrassing facts
01:03:11	Yeah.
01:03:12	- No, I'm not doing bridal bingo.
01:03:14	I don't want anything complicated.
01:03:16	You gotta squeeze every drop of juice
01:03:19	It doesn't sound complicated.
01:03:22	Are you going to be asking a lot
01:03:29	- Maybe we should just go somewhere else.
01:04:22	Okay.
01:04:26	Okay, bridal bingo very simple, okay?
01:04:29	I can explain to you in more detail
01:04:39	What's going on?
01:04:42	I mean, someone's trying to kill himself.
01:04:45	Jump.
01:04:48	What the hell are you looking at?
01:04:51	- Don't do it.
01:04:55	Hey, lady, move that dog.
01:04:57	Buddy, can you move over a little bit,
01:05:00	Has somebody called the police?
01:05:02	Yeah. He'll be dead before they get here.
01:05:05	- Move out the way.
01:05:27	Don't do it.
01:05:31	It can't be that bad.
01:05:35	Hey, buddy.
01:05:37	Who are you, man?
01:05:39	Don't try anything. I'm gonna kill myself,
01:05:43	- Okay.
01:05:46	No, I don't mean okay.
01:05:50	I should say something to you here.
01:05:54	I don't really know what it is.
01:05:56	Man, you terrible at this.
01:05:58	Hold on a second, I'm thinking.
01:06:03	Wait. I've got it.
01:06:09	Where you going, man?
01:06:11	- I know it's not what I think it is.
01:06:13	Oh, man.
01:06:20	- My man. Hello?
01:06:24	Patience is a virtue.
01:06:30	What the hell you doing in there?
01:06:36	I wish you would step back
01:06:41	You could cut ties with all the lies
01:06:47	And if you never want to see me again
01:06:50	I would understand
01:06:56	I would understand
01:07:03	Um... Oh...
01:07:05	What is it?
01:07:07	The angry boy a bit too insane
01:07:10	Icing over a secret pain
01:07:13	You know you don't belong
01:07:19	Everyone I know has got a reason
01:07:23	To say
01:07:25	You can put the past away
01:07:26	I wish you would step back
01:07:31	You could cut ties with all the lies
01:07:36	And if you never want to see me again
01:07:39	I would understand
01:07:44	I would understand
01:07:49	I would understand
01:07:54	I would understand
01:07:59	I would understand
01:08:10	I got blisters on my fingers.
01:08:21	Carl.
01:08:23	Stephanie, Ted, hey.
01:08:26	How's it going?
01:08:28	We're doing a week in Tahiti. Ted's father
01:08:32	A hundred acres isn't so little, hon.
01:08:37	Hey, I saw you on TV.
01:08:41	It's just a little life that needed saving.
01:08:45	- So where you headed?
01:08:47	- We don't know where we're going.
01:08:49	Yeah, we're just gonna pick a place.
01:08:53	Keeps it fresh. I'll see you guys.
01:08:58	- That sounds like a lot of fun.
01:09:01	No.
01:09:14	So I have some carry-on here.
01:09:16	I'd like two tickets on the first plane
01:09:21	We've never done this before.
01:09:25	The next flight available for boarding...
01:09:30	...is to Lincoln, Nebraska.
01:09:33	Okay.
01:09:35	- Okay.
01:09:36	- Yeah?
01:09:37	Here we come.
01:09:42	Where does someone go
01:09:45	Well, clearly we should go there.
01:09:53	"The earliest switchboard
01:09:56	...weighed over 10 and a half pounds. "
01:09:58	- Interesting.
01:10:02	- Very first phone call ever.
01:10:05	Check out the phone.
01:10:07	Smaller than I thought they would be.
01:10:11	Hello?
01:10:17	Nice shot.
01:10:20	- What do you know about that?
01:10:25	So, what do I do? I just...
01:10:29	- Take it easy.
01:10:33	- Okay.
01:10:35	Pull?
01:10:38	- Good one.
01:10:40	Can I do it again? Can I do it again?
01:10:49	Ladies and gentlemen,
01:10:51	...for your University
01:11:04	Twenty bucks says
01:11:06	Hey, Pete, you mind putting that
01:11:08	What, do you live here now?
01:11:10	Yeah. I asked Carl and he had to say yes.
01:11:14	Hey. Is that Carl?
01:11:17	- Wait a second.
01:11:20	The energy is palpable here,
01:11:27	- I guess they're in Nebraska.
01:11:30	Now, this is the really interesting part.
01:11:35	...then everything gets mixed
01:11:37	Someone gets a beak in their bucket
01:11:40	...and you got a lawsuit on your hands.
01:11:45	We got a fainter down in Head Removal.
01:11:52	I can't believe
01:11:56	- It seemed like you fainted.
01:11:59	- Okay. Because I thought it was
01:12:03	Don't, please.
01:12:07	Oh, God. It's starting to rain.
01:12:11	Here. I have to protect you.
01:12:13	Come on.
01:12:15	Hurry, there's no time to lose.
01:12:19	Come on.
01:12:22	Get in here. It's okay. I got you.
01:12:26	Allison, are you okay?
01:12:29	Are you hurt? Are you hurt? You're okay?
01:12:39	What?
01:12:41	I don't know. I think I love you.
01:12:45	Really?
01:12:47	I've known that I like you for a while,
01:12:52	- Do you love me?
01:12:55	I love you like...
01:12:57	...I can't believe it.
01:13:02	I've been thinking...
01:13:03	...and I know it's crazy,
01:13:06	...but maybe when we get back
01:13:12	Wow. Really? You've been thinking that?
01:13:16	What do you think?
01:13:18	- What do I think? Uh... Yeah.
01:13:22	- No, I didn't pause.
01:13:24	No, I didn't pause.
01:13:26	It was a stupid idea.
01:13:29	Come on, what are you talking about?
01:13:34	- Do you wanna move...
01:13:35	Did I pause there? I could probably knock
01:13:54	- Where are you traveling today?
01:14:01	I'll just be one minute.
01:14:04	We should do this every weekend.
01:14:08	I'm in.
01:14:10	- You okay?
01:14:15	Sir?
01:14:18	- You mind coming with us, please?
01:14:21	We just wanna ask you a few questions.
01:14:27	You're hilarious. Oh, that's great.
01:14:30	Oh, beautiful. Are you in on this too?
01:14:33	Oh, my God, you guys really
01:14:35	There's a crazy man in the terminal.
01:14:39	- Oh, good job.
01:14:42	Come on, lady.
01:14:45	- Do you hate your country, Mr. Allen?
01:14:48	- Do you hate America?
01:14:53	Then why are you plotting to attack it?
01:14:55	- What?
01:14:57	I'm sorry. Was I speaking to you?
01:14:59	We've been tracking you.
01:15:01	- We know what you're planning.
01:15:05	Why did you purchase these plane tickets
01:15:08	It was a spontaneous vacation.
01:15:10	Right. I was just saying
01:15:13	...how I wanted to take a fun-filled
01:15:16	Are you currently a member
01:15:20	- Yes, but you don't understand.
01:15:24	Faranoush. It was nothing. I can explain.
01:15:27	Explain this, jackhole. As Chief Loan Officer
01:15:31	you gave a man money
01:15:34	- For what, bombs?
01:15:35	Have you recently
01:15:38	- Yes. Oh, come on.
01:15:40	- Are you aligned with the North Koreans?
01:15:43	You were married for six months.
01:15:46	- You were married?
01:15:49	That was a long time ago.
01:15:51	I was gonna tell her. I just never...
01:15:54	Start talking, Carl,
01:15:58	We knew another Karl we weren't
01:16:03	His name was Marx.
01:16:09	I need to speak to my attorney.
01:16:16	Several months ago, my client
01:16:19	...that requires him to say yes
01:16:24	All of the activity
01:16:26	...the flying lessons,
01:16:30	...it's all because he must say yes
01:16:34	- He's really into it.
01:16:36	- Are you kidding?
01:16:38	How does it?
01:16:40	I'm wondering if there's a better setting
01:16:43	Maybe we should speak privately.
01:16:49	- Whew. That was close.
01:16:52	Are you serious?
01:16:54	- Even if you don't like it?
01:16:58	- Sometimes.
01:17:00	I thought you lied all the time, but it's
01:17:04	So you didn't wanna
01:17:06	...you didn't wanna go jogging with me,
01:17:09	Yes, I did. That was my idea.
01:17:11	When I asked you
01:17:13	...that took a lot for me to do that,
01:17:16	I didn't know what to expect,
01:17:19	...like an adult, you were gonna
01:17:21	You paused.
01:17:23	You wanted to say no but you couldn't.
01:17:26	- That's not entirely true.
01:17:30	...was because you wanted to or because
01:17:42	Allison.
01:17:45	Bye, Carl.
01:18:00	I can't believe I didn't tell her
01:18:05	- You know what I did?
01:18:06	She asked me to move in with her
01:18:10	I should have said yes right away,
01:18:12	That's how the whole thing got
01:18:15	Ever think things got screwed up...
01:18:17	...because you said yes without thinking,
01:18:21	It's with the universe.
01:18:23	There is a middle ground here.
01:18:26	You can weigh them individually and
01:18:29	...a. k. a. What normal people do.
01:18:31	Yeah, that's a good point.
01:18:34	Or not.
01:18:35	Allison, please, can't we talk for a sec?
01:18:37	- Get away from me.
01:18:40	- Farther.
01:18:43	Carl.
01:18:48	Bye, Carl.
01:18:51	- Oh, I just love good food.
01:18:54	- Do you?
01:18:56	You know you and I are a lot alike?
01:18:59	My mother likes good food.
01:19:02	She always used to say,
01:19:05	...than bad food any old day
01:19:07	Hey.
01:19:09	It's me again.
01:19:11	Specifically I'm talking about 15
01:19:13	The way we're gonna do this
01:19:32	Okay, I'm totally off the controls.
01:19:36	You're officially flying by yourself.
01:19:40	Cool.
01:19:42	There's no greater feeling in the world,
01:19:48	Hello, Jake, Rodrigo,
01:19:54	I'd like to thank you all for coming...
01:19:56	...for no other reason
01:19:59	In an unrelated note,
01:20:15	Ah!
01:20:35	Allison?
01:20:36	No, it's Wes P., Big C.
01:20:40	- No, no, I'm just hanging here.
01:20:45	Seeing how Corporate's treating you.
01:20:47	Kicks the crap out of dealing
01:20:50	- I never really thought of them as...
01:20:56	Wes? Can you hear me?
01:20:59	Go get the ball!
01:21:01	So listen, I got a job for you.
01:21:04	...and I need you to tell the managers.
01:21:09	Which ones?
01:21:12	We are Sparta!
01:21:18	Hi, Norm.
01:21:43	You have three messages.
01:21:45	Hi, Car, this is your
01:21:48	No, it's me, Norm, just a reminder
01:21:51	I'll see you there, buddy. Roger, out.
01:21:55	Carl, it's Roons.
01:21:58	You might notice the front bumper missing.
01:22:00	I gave them your insurance.
01:22:03	And I left a pile of laundry in my room.
01:22:08	It's Peter. I'm sure you're aware
01:22:12	...but just wanted to make sure Lucy's
01:22:16	Haven't received confirmation
01:22:19	- Shower. Shit.
01:22:22	Right? Call me.
01:22:36	- Hey, guys.
01:22:37	- What's wrong?
01:22:40	What?
01:22:42	Come on inside. I'll explain everything.
01:22:49	Surprise!
01:22:52	- Oh, my God.
01:22:55	How did you pull this off?
01:22:56	I just called in a few favors,
01:23:00	I like it, I like it.
01:23:02	- Rooney.
01:23:04	- That's Bert. He's in fertilizer.
01:23:06	- And Lee, he's a male nurse.
01:23:09	Let's get this guy a drink.
01:23:12	On him, on him.
01:23:17	Cake?
01:23:18	- Thanks.
01:23:20	- Oh, John Goodman.
01:23:26	Oh, right. Nailed it.
01:23:35	Norm. Hey, thanks for coming, man.
01:23:39	- How you holding up?
01:23:42	You know, taking her day by day.
01:23:45	Yeah. Well, I got a friend
01:23:48	Oh.
01:23:54	- Norman, this is Soo-Mi.
01:24:00	- Can I call you Soo?
01:24:05	Do you dance?
01:24:06	Well, I've won some competitions.
01:24:09	- Come on.
01:24:39	- Oh, that's an interesting one.
01:24:49	Oh, jeez.
01:24:51	- That's the best wedding shower ever, man.
01:24:55	- You all right?
01:24:57	- Yeah? She's still not calling you back?
01:25:00	- What are you gonna do?
01:25:03	I guess I'll just stick with the program.
01:25:07	I know it sounds silly...
01:25:09	...but maybe that bad stuff
01:25:12	Doesn't sound silly.
01:25:17	You wanna get dinner tomorrow night?
01:25:18	- Yes. And not because I have to.
01:25:22	- Well, you do have to.
01:25:25	- But you want to.
01:25:28	- So bad.
01:25:31	- It's all I can think about.
01:25:38	Hi there.
01:25:41	Hello there.
01:25:43	You must be Tillie.
01:25:47	- I've certainly heard a lot about you.
01:25:56	- Would you mind helping me?
01:26:03	Come on, let's go.
01:26:15	- Hello?
01:26:18	- Oh, Stephanie. What's wrong?
01:26:24	We had this big fight and he stormed off.
01:26:27	Well, these things have a way
01:26:31	I don't know.
01:26:34	- Not this time. I think it's over.
01:26:39	You know,
01:26:42	I mean, a part of me felt like something
01:26:46	- Yeah?
01:26:51	Yeah. I'm gonna assume at this point,
01:26:57	- Stay with me tonight.
01:27:05	Steph...
01:27:08	...I can't.
01:27:10	I'm sorry.
01:27:14	What are you saying?
01:27:18	I'm saying no.
01:27:36	Are you serious?
01:27:52	Oh, Jesus.
01:28:01	Oh, please.
01:28:04	I didn't even see the red zone.
01:28:08	- Sorry, pal. Can't help you.
01:28:12	No, man, no, man, no, man.
01:28:16	- No man, no man, no man...
01:28:22	Jackoff.
01:28:26	Chapter 26,
01:28:31	Guess, mess.
01:28:34	Tess, that's a name.
01:28:40	- Terrence, don't freak out.
01:29:07	Jesus, that nurse couldn't be
01:29:11	She was coming in the room. It's like,
01:29:15	Again, I'm pretty sure
01:29:19	Peter.
01:29:22	A covenant.
01:29:23	Hey, buddy, you all right?
01:29:26	The covenant, it's coming down
01:29:30	- He keeps talking this covenant nonsense.
01:29:33	It is nonsense.
01:29:36	It's him.
01:29:39	Oh, thank God. Terrence. You have to
01:29:44	First of all, what were you doing
01:29:47	I told you,
01:29:49	There is no covenant. There never was.
01:29:54	- Riffing?
01:29:57	You were being difficult,
01:30:01	- So the whole yes thing is all bullshit?
01:30:04	You just don't know how to use it,
01:30:06	Yeah, I do. Say yes to everything.
01:30:09	No, that's not the point.
01:30:11	Well, maybe at first it is,
01:30:15	...to get you started.
01:30:17	Then you're saying yes,
01:30:20	...not because a covenant tells you to...
01:30:22	...but because you know in your heart
01:30:27	Yeah.
01:30:29	You're right.
01:30:31	- That makes perfect sense.
01:30:34	- You didn't say that.
01:30:36	- You didn't say it like that.
01:30:39	Thanks, Terrence. Sorry about the car,
01:30:44	- What time is it?
01:30:48	Perfect.
01:30:52	I said that.
01:30:54	Whatever.
01:30:58	I'm gonna hop in the bed
01:31:05	- Sir, you need to get back to your room.
01:31:08	- Sir, stop right there.
01:31:13	- Lee. What are you doing here?
01:31:17	Oh, yeah, right. Sorry.
01:31:22	No, I don't have my car anymore.
01:31:27	Ducati.
01:31:34	Have you ever driven one of these before?
01:31:37	Yeah, I ride double all the time
01:31:41	No, Carl,
01:31:43	You really have to be careful. Okay?
01:31:47	Holy Jesus.
01:31:49	- Torque.
01:32:03	- How you doing?
01:32:07	Ah!
01:32:09	You might wanna get out of the way.
01:32:22	- Come on. Jerk.
01:32:27	Ah!
01:32:32	Whoa!
01:33:18	What an asshole.
01:33:36	Carl, what are you doing here?
01:33:38	I just wanted to tell you
01:33:42	Oh, wow. Thanks.
01:33:45	Okay, people, let's go.
01:33:51	But I wanna be with you.
01:33:52	But I don't wanna be with you.
01:33:55	Everything I said I meant,
01:33:58	That makes me nervous,
01:34:00	We shouldn't just jump into that
01:34:03	Why not? You do it with everything.
01:34:07	That's not true. You can say no
01:34:10	Brilliant, Carl. Where'd you get that?
01:34:13	Look, I know the philosophy
01:34:15	You think? Seems pretty airtight to me.
01:34:19	But if I hadn't done that,
01:34:22	Because the old Carl
01:34:25	I thought if I said yes to things
01:34:28	...sooner or later,
01:34:31	I didn't think I had anything to share.
01:34:34	But now I know that what I have to share
01:34:39	- Do you mind, Reggie?
01:34:41	Sorry, this seemed interesting.
01:34:44	Even if I had met you,
01:34:46	You were the complete opposite of me.
01:34:50	...and sang in rock bands
01:34:53	You weren't scared of anything.
01:34:55	You don't think I'm scared of anything?
01:34:58	Who do you think I am?
01:35:02	And I'm scared too.
01:35:04	So let's be scared together.
01:35:08	I don't know what you want me to say.
01:35:10	So just say yes...
01:35:12	...but only if you really want to.
01:35:15	And can you do it kind of soon?
01:35:20	Yeah, I noticed that.
01:35:22	Well?
01:35:30	- Maybe.
01:35:33	- I'm not gonna say that word.
01:35:44	I like maybe.
01:35:46	- Reggie, come on.
01:36:14	Excuse me,
01:36:17	You got anything with a flat front?
01:36:20	Oh, Soo-Mi, pleats are out?
01:36:24	Thanks, guys.
01:36:26	This is the single biggest donation
01:36:29	You're welcome, but it was Carl
01:36:31	You're a good man, Carl.
01:36:33	No big deal. I know a lot of people
01:36:39	Say it a million times.
01:36:44	And the word
01:36:49	Yes!
01:36:57	Good God.
01:38:33	So anything else
01:38:35	Your instinct is gonna be to brake
01:38:40	- Try to resist that.
01:38:42	Right.
01:38:44	Oh, and thanks for the loan.
01:38:46	I never could have finished the suits
01:38:50	Listen, I'm not gonna think anything
01:38:54	What?
01:38:55	I mean, I'm still gonna be attracted
01:38:58	What if I'm
01:39:00	...whose head doesn't get severed
01:39:03	I'll see you at the bottom.
01:39:07	I told you,
01:39:10	Hiyah!
01:39:58	I love this.

Yes Man