Yossi And Jagger

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00:01:03 - Psycho, pull off the stone.
00:01:30 Let's do this.
00:01:35 Is it deep enough?
00:01:39 how deep are we goin to sepel it?
00:01:40 ten meters?
00:01:42 It's deep enough.
00:01:44 still half meter.
00:01:46 we didn't sleep for days.
00:01:49 Samucha, you are having fun,
00:01:50 keep it up.
00:01:55 Asshole.
00:01:58 - Yossi is not going to like it.
00:02:23 Bro, everything ok?
00:02:27 You're mean with him.
00:02:29 - Take it easy, we were just joking.
00:02:33 What's up? it was only a joke.
00:02:35 He wouldn't hurt anybody,
00:02:38 it's against his tibetan religion.
00:02:42 - What a bad smell!
00:02:46 come on, discusting!
00:02:49 It's an ecological disaster.
00:02:52 it's full of worms.
00:03:00 Are we gonne ask for food supply
00:03:04 It's going to be all right,
00:03:08 Which smell?
00:03:17 Pull everything off.
00:03:20 - what's that ?
00:03:24 You upgraded yourself,
00:03:27 Naah, it doesn't connect.
00:03:39 Adams, you idiot, help me out.
00:03:41 The commander is coming..
00:04:02 what's up bro, are you stoned?
00:04:04 You never know!
00:04:09 They are tired,
00:04:14 Come on guys, let's finish and leave.
00:04:19 - It's not deep enough.
00:04:23 - It's ok.
00:04:30 Yaniv, do you wanna say some
00:04:33 - It's to hard for me.
00:04:36 yes, Sir.
00:04:39 - You have been good cows...
00:04:43 Amen. drop inside
00:04:47 Come here a second please.
00:04:53 - I will leave with Lior for an hour.
00:04:56 we need to check the zone
00:04:59 - Didn't you do it last week?
00:05:02 maybe i should come with you,
00:05:06 It doesn't bother you, ain't it Jagger?
00:05:09 For me it's ok.
00:05:12 Lior already know the zone,
00:05:15 Let' them rest, i want them to work
00:05:19 We'll be back in an hour.
00:05:23 Next time, don't be so sad.
00:05:26 Let's go, Lior.
00:05:51 - Come on!
00:05:55 - There is no time.
00:05:58 - What did you say?
00:06:27 Yossi!
00:06:35 Is it rape Sir?
00:06:46 For similar sentences
00:06:50 Focus, please.
00:06:57 - I cannot believe it.
00:07:25 It's a rabbit!
00:07:33 He is looking at us.
00:08:15 Hurry up!
00:08:45 Ofir, shut your mouth.
00:08:47 Gotta pee, Damn...
00:08:52 Ask him out,
00:08:57 - I'm afraid.
00:09:03 Yaeli, in the worst scenario
00:09:10 Ciao, Goldi.
00:09:13 Gotta go, they are calling me.
00:09:18 Hi guys!
00:09:22 what a crazy bud!
00:09:26 - Ofir, how are you doing?
00:09:31 i wear the lens.
00:09:33 you look good as well,
00:09:37 - How are you doing?
00:09:40 - Did you come back this morning?
00:09:43 Refrigerators got broken
00:09:48 do you know where is Jagger?
00:09:50 Where is Yossi?
00:09:52 Went with Jagger to the field to
00:09:55 - Didn't they go already?
00:10:00 I'm going in.
00:10:08 Do you have the key to your room?
00:10:11 - It's on the door.
00:10:15 I'm going to be a bit busy,
00:10:18 Do you need anything?
00:10:20 warn the chef that i'm here,
00:10:52 Already?
00:10:55 Don't get your head bigger.
00:11:00 - What is it?
00:11:04 Who knows if it connects here.
00:11:14 Rita!
00:11:22 I cannot believe
00:11:26 Why don't you leave as well?
00:11:28 We'll leave for the east.
00:11:31 Why you insist to stick in the army,
00:11:35 - You can't be without me.
00:11:39 Let's go under the light
00:11:42 not under the shadow.
00:11:47 Till when we are goin to continue...
00:11:50 Do you really like
00:11:55 Here Radio Normality.
00:11:57 We have online Yossi,
00:12:00 a real fag
00:12:12 Tell me something
00:12:14 of your moments of fear,
00:12:19 it's easier
00:12:22 let them put it in your ass.
00:12:27 come,
00:12:30 let's loose the fog.
00:12:35 Let's go under the light
00:12:40 and not under the shadow.
00:12:44 Till when we are going to continue...
00:12:53 Generally
00:12:58 This time i say:
00:13:00 ''Oneg, if you do the pilot,
00:13:05 - Is Oneg his real name?
00:13:10 In the tibetan buddism
00:13:18 I almost forgot,
00:13:21 hope you like them.
00:13:24 Adams, check
00:13:27 Give it to me.
00:13:29 ''Stand by me'' ?
00:13:31 Where is ''Fuck me 2''
00:13:41 I need you.
00:13:46 Stand ease.
00:13:58 It's all garbage !
00:14:00 Tell him the kitchen is closed.
00:14:03 - What's missing?
00:14:05 there is nothing fresh,
00:14:08 just boxes and they all stinks.
00:14:11 Prepare for him a sushi of meat,
00:14:13 He likes it very mutch.
00:14:20 Everything is going to be all right.
00:14:22 Hadad, open ten boxes
00:14:26 Its going to be all right, go.
00:14:29 wait, do you want to help?
00:14:32 Get some aromatic grass.
00:14:37 Hadad, move your ass.
00:14:43 Did you know that 2 years ago
00:14:47 you should see the pictures!
00:14:49 With the ears like this.
00:14:52 Shit, what are you doing here?
00:14:55 please verify that at the check point
00:14:59 i'm serious.
00:15:28 - What are you doing here?
00:15:30 - You know where is Yoel?
00:15:36 Yossi, wait a sec!
00:15:42 wait!
00:15:50 i see also Goldi is here.
00:15:56 Say, Isn't Jagger back with you?
00:16:00 Yes, he is in the control point,
00:16:03 You and Jagger are close, right?
00:16:08 In which sense? what did you hear about that?
00:16:10 that you are a sort of couple. no?
00:16:14 What?
00:16:15 Well, that you are his friend.
00:16:20 I like him very much
00:16:24 and i thought to ask him out,
00:16:26 maybe one of these days,
00:16:30 I don't know...
00:16:32 Are you sure you really want it?
00:16:35 Sometime female soldiers think
00:16:39 but it's an illusion, the uniform
00:16:43 i'm not confused, i'm sure
00:16:48 Jagger is fantastic.
00:16:53 No offense,
00:16:57 Not only cause he is cute,
00:17:01 also that, but not only that.
00:17:05 he's simple,
00:17:08 and different.
00:17:11 I guess he realy has it.
00:17:17 You know if he has someone already?
00:17:25 Have you been here the whole time?
00:17:28 No, i just arrived.
00:17:30 - Everything ok here?
00:17:34 If it's true, why not saying perfect?
00:17:40 Are you ok?
00:17:42 Perfectly.
00:17:44 Let's go eat.
00:17:55 This place is dirty like hell.
00:18:00 Did you tell him?
00:18:03 Disgusting, have to wash my hair.
00:18:06 - Maybe you should come with me?
00:18:09 What are you doing?
00:18:17 Do you think this is
00:18:22 -Have you been told you are a nazi?
00:18:25 A nazi artist.
00:18:27 Make sure the bread is on the table,
00:18:47 I'm starving... Yaniv!
00:18:50 On my way!
00:18:51 Did you come to eat
00:18:53 There are good news.
00:18:57 First of all the spring rolls ''California''
00:19:02 Get some.
00:19:13 Heavenly. You're a genious!
00:19:22 - What are you doing here?
00:19:25 Sure?
00:19:27 what do you mean?
00:19:29 You have been the whole morning
00:19:31 I doubt he knew something about it.
00:19:33 They are more than
00:19:37 they are already in the stripe,
00:19:40 and it's going to get ugly.
00:19:42 And this should be the good news?
00:19:44 Yaniv, give me more please!
00:19:47 Why bad?
00:19:54 The smell of burned meat
00:20:00 Relax, where is your sense
00:20:04 Tonight we are going to kick their asses,
00:20:07 Grilled chicken with triumph
00:20:13 Weather you like it or not,
00:20:17 you won't go to Cordon Bleu school,
00:20:20 I promise to invite you in some years
00:20:23 french,lebanese, not to miss.
00:20:30 - There is bad karma on this table.
00:20:34 The light of their aura is terrible.
00:20:37 There is a limit to everything.
00:20:40 They were 3 days
00:20:43 it's not wise
00:20:45 Did you become gay?
00:20:51 I have a mission to accomplish,
00:20:54 No, but we came back just an hour ago
00:20:56 they are tired,
00:21:00 And with the full moon
00:21:03 - Why don't you bomb them from the top?
00:21:09 Who cares of the full moon!
00:21:12 In a while you'll tell me
00:21:16 I hate the idea for
00:21:19 Let's hope it will be a traumatic ambush,
00:21:22 I forgot why i became comando.
00:21:25 in an ambush you can't do nothing,
00:21:28 we only miss the waitress
00:21:31 to be
00:21:34 ''Any interest in
00:21:37 Animal,
00:21:40 You would like to fuck
00:21:44 they screw like
00:21:47 Did you take it in the ass?
00:21:50 What are all these bullshits?
00:21:54 We are just joking.
00:21:56 why are you laughing?
00:22:03 Psycho,
00:22:05 what would you do if i'd tell you
00:22:10 - Can i speak to you honestly. sir?
00:22:15 You are cute as a female,
00:22:40 I thought you didn't know what's
00:22:44 I'm out.
00:22:47 Let's focus on the details.
00:22:50 Let's finish eating first.
00:22:53 do you mind
00:22:56 Be my guest.
00:22:58 Guys, we're going to
00:23:03 I know you planned to rest,
00:23:07 but listen,
00:23:10 everyone will be responsible
00:23:15 I don't want surprises tonight.
00:23:19 It's 10 past 13:00,
00:23:23 i see you in an hour
00:23:29 Its going to be allright, don't worry.
00:23:42 warm?
00:23:49 Tell me something,
00:23:51 It doesn't bug you he is married ?
00:23:53 On the contrary, i'm here
00:24:00 - Are you in love with him?
00:24:15 You might be laughing, but in high school
00:24:20 At the beginning he tried to
00:24:24 but who looks for preliminares?
00:24:27 Thus i told him: ''Leave to me
00:24:32 - And what did he say?
00:24:36 really?
00:24:38 I don't know what to say.
00:24:41 I'm looking for somehting different,
00:24:43 someone who is male,
00:24:46 that hugs me,
00:24:50 But in the end, he fucks you , ain't it?
00:24:53 well!
00:24:56 - Stop teasing me.
00:25:00 I understand what you say,
00:25:03 i'm going to bed only
00:25:06 this way it will be perfect,
00:25:08 with the bathroom
00:25:11 romantic music and chapmpagne
00:25:15 slowly, slowly...
00:25:25 - Where have you been?
00:25:28 - I know why the commander arrived.
00:25:31 - The ambush.
00:25:35 Bugger!
00:25:37 Talk with Yossi, i have to go
00:25:50 You really have no limits!
00:25:55 We should meet
00:25:58 - Do you have a crash for me?
00:26:02 Bitch, give me a kiss.
00:26:05 - Who is the cutest here?
00:26:07 Bravo!
00:26:08 - He is not here.
00:26:11 Mission to accomplish,
00:26:14 Ciao.
00:26:34 How much violence, what nerve,
00:26:38 with so much compassion i cuddle.
00:26:44 people suffer to much from love.
00:26:48 Beg me tonight,
00:26:52 cry for me.
00:26:59 No matter how difficult is,
00:27:03 that is not enough,
00:27:08 that there is still a lot to do
00:27:11 and i get scared and run away.
00:27:16 i can't be happy.
00:27:31 and i can't be sad.
00:27:34 the world is tough,
00:27:36 i can make it only with the force,
00:27:40 I hope everything burn,
00:27:44 whispering, beg me,
00:27:48 beg me...
00:27:53 i came to your window to play
00:27:57 with guitar and flowers...
00:28:05 - What are you doing here?
00:28:38 Yossi, The commander is looking for you.
00:28:40 On my way.
00:29:02 Hi.
00:29:04 - is my bed comfortable?
00:29:08 Doesn't matter, I'm only joking.
00:29:14 - Do you like it?
00:29:26 You look great today.
00:29:29 Goldi made me up.
00:29:31 - Isn't it too much?
00:29:55 - I'm waiting for Jagger, do you know where he is?
00:30:04 - Ok, i'm leaving.
00:30:08 What's up?
00:30:13 - You are hopeless with him.
00:30:20 with Jagger?
00:30:23 i don't think he is the guy for you.
00:30:26 How do you know?
00:30:28 did he talk about me?
00:30:31 did he tell you anything?
00:30:35 take it easy.
00:30:37 and even if you are not his type,
00:30:48 Yaeli, everyone
00:31:14 you smell so good.
00:31:24 Ofir!
00:31:25 what are you doing, are you crazy?
00:31:33 how could i forget?
00:33:44 are you nutts?
00:33:47 you have an ambush tonight,
00:34:39 hi.
00:34:41 Hi and bye, you can't stay here.
00:34:43 - i have to tell you something.
00:34:47 - but I...
00:34:53 - what's wrong?
00:34:56 let me check.
00:35:01 check it out.
00:35:08 shit!
00:35:10 - and now?
00:35:25 - Enough!
00:35:28 you are getting on my nerves.
00:35:32 what is it?
00:35:34 it used to belong to my mother,
00:35:37 it's an hungarian play-station.
00:35:46 - ''Bamba'', the food of the gods.
00:35:52 do you know how noisy it is?
00:35:54 - Leave her alone, how is she supposted to know?
00:35:58 this is for you, open a big mouth.
00:36:06 and this is for you.
00:36:15 let's go.
00:36:17 give me few minutes
00:36:20 there is no time, find your friend,
00:36:22 move your ass
00:36:26 i'm waiting for you.
00:36:42 - we have to go.
00:36:49 found it.
00:37:04 come on, Yoel is gettin nervous.
00:37:06 - Moment, let me say bye to Jagger.
00:37:09 lets go already Yael
00:37:25 i'll check on you all the time,
00:37:28 everything is going to be all right.
00:37:31 - it will be perfect.
00:38:08 how far is the village?
00:38:11 do you care to focus?
00:38:13 we checked it out
00:38:16 - you can never be sure enough.
00:38:23 tell me Yossi,
00:38:27 would you stay with me
00:38:29 could make it easier in some positions...
00:38:32 and if i'd burn my face
00:38:35 - with or without the eye?
00:38:39 sort of ''The english patient''.
00:38:41 - i don't like hearing you talking this way.
00:38:44 - that it ill be injured like that, or die?
00:38:47 and what if i die?
00:38:50 and what if i die without
00:38:52 and what if i die instead?
00:38:56 Sorry.
00:39:22 tell me something
00:39:34 it's easier
00:39:39 Enough, someone could come in.
00:39:42 i was forgetting,
00:39:45 let's see something more male-style.
00:39:48 i suck again an aubergine...
00:39:53 Grow up! What do you want from me?
00:39:57 i'm sorry that it's not easy for me, sorry
00:40:00 this is not fucking american movie!
00:40:03 Yes sir.
00:40:05 No problem sir.
00:40:07 - Idiot!
00:40:10 - Sir, you wanna fuck with me sir?
00:40:13 No, you listen.
00:40:15 Next holiday we take 1 room
00:40:18 with double bedroom,
00:40:22 i'm tired
00:40:26 and when i leave, you'll meet
00:40:30 cause i'm tired, do you understand?
00:40:33 i'm really tired.
00:40:35 this is the deal,
00:40:40 or you accept this situation
00:40:44 things will change very soon.
00:41:44 what is it this junk?
00:41:46 do you want to enlight
00:41:49 sorry sir.
00:41:51 what's the problem?
00:41:55 jump.
00:42:03 I guess you didn't understand
00:42:07 you thought i was going to distribute
00:42:12 with hot ambush
00:42:16 and this cause you are going to loose blood,
00:42:18 cause Samucha
00:42:21 and Sasi went out with the broken stretcher.
00:42:24 i know you are tired
00:42:26 and that not everyone
00:42:29 but you don't have to know always everything.
00:42:32 i'm asking you to make an effort,
00:42:34 be professional
00:42:38 because i have no intention
00:42:43 not today, not tomorrow
00:42:46 if you remember to invite me.
00:42:48 start couting yourself.
00:42:50 - One.
00:42:56 Twelve and the last one.
00:42:58 we'll meet
00:43:05 check again
00:43:08 Ofir, paint your face dark
00:43:25 - screw me and let's end it.
00:43:28 what's my problem?
00:43:30 It's since i've met you that everyone
00:43:33 and you deserve everything.
00:43:35 you stick with Yossi
00:43:37 and you screw Yaeli
00:43:40 Instead i love her.
00:43:43 why are you laughing?
00:43:47 what is wrong with you?
00:43:49 Yaeli is cute, but i don't screw her
00:44:48 The soldiers are waiting for your orders,
00:44:59 - Lior?
00:45:02 Nothing, forget about it.
00:46:29 what have i told you?
00:46:35 this woman doesn't get laid because
00:46:38 difficult for them to find intimacy.
00:46:41 she will find it when she will have
00:46:44 surely he gat laid somewhere else,
00:46:47 everybody do it.
00:46:54 let's say whose more manly?
00:46:57 Popay or plutu?
00:47:00 plutu.
00:47:02 - Plutu or Van Damme ?
00:47:14 Salami with choccolate?
00:47:17 you don't know what you are missing,
00:47:21 Sure.
00:47:24 have you always been
00:47:28 just since when i'm in the army.
00:47:31 it's a way
00:47:34 to find a corner for me
00:47:39 Come on!
00:47:43 neither a little taste?
00:47:50 Check out the moon, it's so close!
00:48:08 - did you fall asleep?
00:48:11 so what did i say?
00:48:13 that you are in love because
00:48:16 not an animal
00:48:20 and that it seems that
00:48:23 you dreamed about this!
00:48:27 Sharon Stone or Michelle Pfeiffer?
00:48:30 Pfeiffer.
00:48:33 Pfeiffer or Yaeli?
00:48:36 i saw the way you look at her.
00:48:38 she can go fuck herself,
00:48:50 in 30 minutes its dawn.
00:48:54 Lior, did you hear me?
00:48:57 - did you hear me?
00:49:02 - i'm sorry, i was concerned a little.
00:49:06 it doesn't matter now, the important is
00:49:25 let the men retreat.
00:49:33 Helmet on the head, ispection.
00:49:37 In line.
00:49:45 Explosive!
00:49:56 Hold the fire!
00:49:58 anyone seen something?
00:50:02 he is shooting in the direction of the trees.
00:50:05 Stop the fire!
00:50:06 - See anything?
00:50:08 here Zambia 64, i've heard one
00:50:12 do you know anyting?
00:50:15 65, here Zambia,
00:50:18 reply please.
00:50:22 shoot a rocket.
00:50:26 restart the count.
00:50:28 restart the count.
00:50:31 - One.
00:50:33 - Three.
00:50:37 - Restart.
00:50:39 - Two.
00:50:44 - Who is the four?
00:50:47 - Five, four is missing.
00:50:50 Eight,
00:50:53 ten.
00:50:55 Samucha !
00:51:02 Eleven is here, keep on counting
00:51:08 Commannder, Yaniv lost the hand.
00:51:11 Adams, sanitary soldier!
00:51:14 Where is the sanitary soldier?
00:51:21 We are here, we set on a bomb
00:51:25 what happened?
00:51:28 we have to evacuate, there are wounded,
00:51:34 who are the wounded?
00:51:37 is Jagger ok?
00:51:40 i repeat, we have to evacuate
00:51:44 we need an elichopper
00:51:47 Adams, don't worry,
00:51:49 Hadad, Psycho!
00:51:57 - what do i have to do?
00:52:06 Lior, can you hear me?
00:52:09 are you ok? talk to me!
00:52:12 tell me where is the wound,
00:52:19 Elicchopper, here 65.
00:52:26 The elichopper is arriving
00:52:33 where is it ?
00:52:34 we are 100 meters far
00:52:57 where does it hurts ?
00:53:06 hold me tight.
00:53:08 Calm down, don't talk.
00:53:12 - do you love me?
00:53:18 it's like an american movie,
00:53:21 a fuckin american movie.
00:53:27 The elichopper is arriving
00:53:30 Talk?
00:53:33 don't fall asleep,
00:53:39 i'll come with you.
00:53:41 Queen size, i promise.
00:53:43 Lior, wake up!
00:54:00 can't feel the pulse anymore.
00:54:19 The elichopper is arriving
00:54:22 keep it up another while
00:54:25 i love you.
00:54:35 i think he is dead
00:55:03 Commander 65
00:55:06 When do you evacuate ?
00:55:13 commander zambia, here commander 65
00:55:17 i have four wounded
00:55:20 my second is seriously wounded
00:55:22 we are waiting for the elichopper
00:56:52 i went to meet Adams yesterday
00:56:54 he said they will give him
00:56:58 - And Yaniv?
00:57:01 But he won't be able to prepare anymore
00:57:05 Did you recover?
00:57:20 LiOR AMiCHAi
00:57:29 you coming?
00:58:02 Vardale, that's Yossi,
00:58:05 he was the Lior's commander.
00:58:09 thanks for coming.
00:58:12 he says that Lior was the best
00:58:17 and everybody loved him,
00:58:19 all the soldiers.
00:58:24 Sit down.
00:58:39 Its true,
00:58:42 everybody loved Jagger
00:58:45 Sorry, loved Lior.
00:58:48 we called him Jagger
00:58:57 i loved him too
00:59:00 very much.
00:59:02 i tried to tell him
00:59:06 i believe he also loved me
00:59:12 it's funny,
00:59:14 all in a sudden i realize,
00:59:17 we all were busy
00:59:21 who thought
00:59:24 i don't know,he never talked
00:59:27 even when i asked him,
00:59:32 i think about my son and i realize
00:59:38 i didn't know if he has a girlfriend,
00:59:46 i realize not to know him
00:59:51 i neither know
00:59:54 or his favourite song.
00:59:58 ''Come''.
01:00:01 what did you say?
01:00:04 ''Come'', by Rita,
01:00:06 it's the song he liked the most
01:00:08 he liked it