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You Me and Dupree
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(ALL CAUSE OF YOU PLAYING) |
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CARL: |
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Did I ever tell you that? |
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I'm not even... |
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They're not even webbed. |
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or are you just lusting |
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I'm concentrating. |
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(CHUCKLING) |
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(KNOCK ON DOOR) |
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NEIL: Carl, it's Neil. |
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No, we're not. |
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NEIL: Carl. It's Neil. |
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NEIL: There's |
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All right, go. Get it. |
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Hey. |
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NEIL: I hear you whispering |
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Just remember, |
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it's just you and me. |
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(KNOCK ON DOOR) |
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NEIL: Carl, if you're humping, |
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Dude, it's Dupree. |
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How the hell |
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Dupree was born |
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MAN: Gentlemen, |
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Thank you very much. |
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Careful with the boxes. |
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Ten minutes ago |
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Where's Mr. Thompson? |
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MOLLY: |
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We really didn't |
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I know. But I did. |
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NEIL: Dupree! |
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There he is. |
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Did other people land |
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DUPREE: Guys, I know |
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These islands, |
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Don't worry, you're here. |
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I got my head |
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Come here, you big lug. |
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(PEOPLE CLAPPING) |
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THOMPSON: Thank you. |
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Folks, this is |
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A day that Molly's mother, |
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On one hand, I'm inheriting |
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(PEOPLE LAUGHING) |
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but on the other, |
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Daddy's losing |
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Now, when Molly told me |
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I said, "Who?" |
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And Molly said, |
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I said, "Honey, I've got |
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But then I started to worry. |
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Maybe he was some young buck |
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grab the reins of my company. |
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And then I met Carl, |
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And I said, |
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So, ladies and gentlemen, |
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to Molly and Carl, |
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Cheers. |
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ALL: Hear! Hear! |
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ALL: One! Two! Three! Carl! |
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Hey, everybody, |
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Now, wait. |
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In honor of your |
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I want to perform a feat |
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in our lives since |
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Ladies and gentlemen, |
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I present to you |
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(ALL CHEERING) |
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Honey, look who's here! |
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This is just |
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Okay. Little room here. |
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Barkeep, your finest |
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I've got a mai tai. |
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Don't let him start |
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and an open flame. |
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NEIL: Yeah! |
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(PEOPLE SHOUTING AND CHEERING) |
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Okay. Funnel. |
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ALL: Tornado! Tornado! |
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Open flames. |
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Will the groom |
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Carl, grab this. |
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What are you doing? |
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Maybe later. |
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No. |
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No, we'll do it later. |
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Do it now! |
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MAN: Carl has to be here. |
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Let Carl come and do it. |
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I'm doing the Tornado, bitch! |
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Do that Tornado! |
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CROWD: Neil! Neil! Neil! |
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(NEIL BLABBERING) |
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING) |
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GIRL: Oh, my God! |
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(SHRIEKING) |
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Yo, Tornado Man. |
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This one is for you, |
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Nice one. |
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Well, I guess this is where |
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We had a good run, |
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Hey, Dupree, I'm not dying. |
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Yeah, I know. Hey, listen. |
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I feel bad about, you know, |
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when Mr. Thompson |
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Well, they weren't |
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It was a shot |
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It wasn't that funny. |
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but I shouldn't |
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and I don't want this guy |
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'Cause he's in my head |
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It just... |
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that you're bringing something |
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You've got that... |
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That little |
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And you're giving it |
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That little glint |
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They can't lay |
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And don't forget that, |
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End of sermon. |
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Well, thanks, buddy, |
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But, you know, I really think |
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Yeah. |
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Besides, it's not like |
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You know, |
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There it is. |
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They can't lay |
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God, I admire you. |
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That's no secret. |
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(SIGHS) |
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Thanks, buddy. Thanks. |
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Oh, I wanted to give you this. |
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You know, |
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You got to be shitting me. |
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You like it? |
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Good. |
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I really like them, |
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should mine |
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What did you have in mind? |
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Just like a little |
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I don't want |
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I'm talking |
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like a lightning bolt. |
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Lightning bolt? |
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Could be cool. |
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Although, it is going |
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Really? |
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That's pretty good. Okay. |
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
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Now, is Neil gonna be |
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I'm seeing him, |
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Neil's gonna be fine. |
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(PEOPLE CHEERING) |
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Bingo! |
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MOLLY: Oh, wow! |
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Well, I counted 111. |
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Honey, I'm gonna do |
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Oh, come on. Really? |
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Dear whoever gave us |
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Finally a platter. |
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(CHUCKLING) |
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That's perfect. |
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and you're done. |
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MOLLY: Hi, this is Carl. |
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And this is Molly. |
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We can't get |
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So, if you |
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...we'll get back to you |
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Have a beautiful day. |
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All right, let's do it again. |
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I called you Carl. |
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(LAUGHING) |
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Give it to me. |
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Give me the machine. |
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Give me the machine. |
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PACO: ID? |
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Good morning, Reese. |
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ID? |
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So, we're back |
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Oh, yeah, we... |
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We had a great time, sir. |
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It was really wonderful. |
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So I took a look |
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The Oaks at Mesa Vista. |
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Did I like it? |
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It's perfect for lot 208. |
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208? It's huge. |
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If I may, Mr. Thompson, it... |
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Mesa Vista is really |
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Not anymore, Carl. |
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You're a married man now. |
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I'm fast-tracking |
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you're the lead designer |
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Excuse me, sir? |
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You are the lead designer. |
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Wow, that's... |
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What happened to Harrison? |
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I had to let him go |
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I had a little problem |
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But, Carl, |
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You've got it. |
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Release it. |
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Release it. |
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(BELL RINGING) |
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(CHILDREN SHOUTING) |
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Wow! I can't believe it. |
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Yeah. Apparently, |
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And it's a little bit bigger |
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but you know, hey, |
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So, what does this mean? |
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Well, it means |
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Which is really great. |
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A view of trees and some cars. |
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Living the dream, honey. |
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MOLLY: Wow. |
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a little when you get |
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Are you trying to seduce me? |
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(GIGGLING) |
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CARL: What's up, guys? |
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DUPREE: |
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Hey, there he is! |
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Can you feel the fun |
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I can just feel it, |
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(WATCH BEEPING) |
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(SIGHS) |
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It's my alarm. My hour's up. |
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What, are you kidding me? |
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Where are you going? |
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I've got to go |
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and watch Sisterhood of |
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I don't... How late |
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Do you get midnight? |
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I'm a grown man, Neil. |
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Not yet you don't. |
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But in all seriousness, |
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(EXHALING) |
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Do I smell like beer? |
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Good. Because you know what |
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Cigarettes and weed. |
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Yeah! |
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(EXCLAIMING) |
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The dream continues! |
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Yes! Nice. |
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Will you look at this guy? |
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Is this what it looks like |
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Come here, man. |
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To fidelity, commitment, |
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Yeah, and I also |
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Add it to the list. |
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How are you doing, buddy? |
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Good question. |
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Turns out I got fired |
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Wait a minute. |
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Apparently, |
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My boss claims |
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Then I had a little bit |
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so I ended up |
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You're not living |
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Carl, I'm not an animal. |
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Plus, it was a company car. |
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It's okay. |
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Dave's letting me crash |
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Dupree, |
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Sure you can. I got |
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This is ridiculous. |
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Look, you're gonna |
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That's sweet of you to say, |
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Dupree will land |
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Can I have a toast, please? |
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Listen, Dupree, |
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Some of the regulars |
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They don't think it's fair |
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Curley said that, didn't he? |
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Curley? Curley! |
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What? You got a problem |
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We all have a problem |
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We took a vote. |
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Dupree? Live with us? |
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Just stay for a couple of days |
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until he gets back |
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Molly, he's been |
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How does that happen? |
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I mean, I told you. |
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and all of his friends |
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He's got nowhere to go. |
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Wait a second. |
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What's all this? |
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This is that celebration |
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about your promotion. |
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I'm sorry, hon. |
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Look, Molly, |
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and tell Dupree |
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What? Dupree's here? |
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Carl! Carl. |
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Carl. |
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Okay, look, you're right. |
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I screwed up. I did this |
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I should have called first. |
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You know what? |
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Carl. Carl. |
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He's your best friend. |
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He can stay. |
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Look, it's only gonna |
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Well, a week at the most. |
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After that, |
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Keep those candles burning. |
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Okay. |
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Hey, Molly. |
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I want you to know I really, |
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Yeah. No. It's really |
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Nice moose. |
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Murphy, |
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Hi, Murphy. |
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Come on in, buddy. |
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I hope the couch |
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we're working on |
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And you know |
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Great. |
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Thank you. And, hey, listen, |
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this is not a permanent |
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I'm hitting the job trail, |
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Wheels of change |
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Good. Good. |
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Despite what my ex-boss said, |
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Those copiers didn't exactly |
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And frankly, I think |
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and I'd tell people that |
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I wasn't going to lie |
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I don't want to get |
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Okay, great. |
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and Molly and I are... |
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Well, |
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Well, hey, hey, hey, hey. |
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You're newlyweds. |
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You're supposed to |
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Come on. |
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If this situation's |
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we've got to be honest |
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Now, go on. |
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Hump away. Go on, |
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Okay. |
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Good night. |
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(ALARM RINGING) |
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MOLLY: I'm kind of dreading |
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He hasn't really been treating |
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(DUPREE SNORING) |
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That's not good. |
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or our couch. |
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Computer skills. Not really. |
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(TOILET FLUSHING) |
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(HUMMING) |
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The Oaks at Mesa Vista. |
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This is exciting, isn't it? |
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Stunning. Just stunning. |
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You know, sir, if we're |
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(CELLPHONE RINGING) |
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No. No, no, |
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Names are important, Carl. |
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Are you gonna |
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Give me a second. |
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What do you want? |
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Real quick, where |
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A plunger? What do you need |
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No reason. Just want |
| 00:20:36 |
What do you mean "no reason"? |
| 00:20:37 |
No reason. I just want |
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which there probably |
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I don't have time for this. |
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I don't have time for this. |
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(WATER GURGLING) |
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'cause we got |
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I didn't want to have to |
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Carl? |
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Just stopped. |
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Where were we? |
| 00:20:59 |
We were talking |
| 00:21:04 |
Would you ever |
| 00:21:08 |
I mean, I know |
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but a man's name |
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and if Molly takes yours, |
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then the Thompson name |
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Well, there's lots |
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Not in a direct line, Carl. |
| 00:21:30 |
Well, what about our kids? |
| 00:21:34 |
Children should have |
| 00:21:38 |
You're having kids? |
| 00:21:40 |
Well, not right now, |
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You know, in certain |
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the husband |
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Wait a minute. You just said |
| 00:21:55 |
All right. |
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A hyphen? |
| 00:21:59 |
I could ask Molly, |
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Wait a minute. You mean me. |
| 00:22:06 |
You mean |
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Well, then you can still use |
| 00:22:12 |
With all due respect, |
| 00:22:14 |
All right, forget it. |
| 00:22:17 |
You know what, |
| 00:22:23 |
Let's keep focused |
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Come on! Come on! Toshi, |
| 00:22:38 |
BOY: Watch the car! |
| 00:22:41 |
DUPREE: Throw it, throw it. |
| 00:22:42 |
(HORN HONKING) |
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Did he touch the plate? He... |
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The game just turned. Yes! |
| 00:22:51 |
Carl Peterson, |
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All-district, 1984. |
| 00:22:57 |
BOY: No, we get him. |
| 00:22:58 |
There he is. |
| 00:23:00 |
Time to dust off |
| 00:23:02 |
This kid Dougie's been |
| 00:23:05 |
We need your arm out there. |
| 00:23:07 |
Dupree, I'd love to, |
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And I better go in |
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I like it. |
| 00:23:19 |
Okay, he can't play. |
| 00:23:22 |
Now listen, I want you to |
| 00:23:25 |
It's where you throw it |
| 00:23:27 |
but don't hit him |
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But, Mr. Dupree, |
| 00:23:31 |
I'm in the orchestra, |
| 00:23:32 |
First of all, call me Dupree |
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Second of all, so what |
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So was Catfish Hunter. |
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Let's go. Let's go. |
| 00:23:41 |
Hi! How was work? |
| 00:23:43 |
It was fine. |
| 00:23:45 |
Good fine? Bad fine? |
| 00:23:49 |
You wouldn't believe |
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And I saved a spot |
| 00:23:55 |
Yeah, of course. |
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I'll bring in some blueprints |
| 00:24:00 |
It'll be fun. |
| 00:24:01 |
DOUGIE: You hit me! |
| 00:24:04 |
MAN: No more fighting. |
| 00:24:05 |
Hey! Hey! Come on now! |
| 00:24:08 |
(MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:24:09 |
DUPREE: Hola, |
| 00:24:11 |
If this is in regards |
| 00:24:13 |
please be aware that my |
| 00:24:16 |
and I am no longer willing |
| 00:24:19 |
Can you believe that? |
| 00:24:21 |
and the whole neighborhood |
| 00:24:23 |
It was like... |
| 00:24:26 |
Oh, I meant |
| 00:24:29 |
I changed the |
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I'm staying on top |
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You guys are okay with that, |
| 00:24:37 |
We got to put the job first. |
| 00:24:41 |
Well, Carl, |
| 00:24:45 |
Molly. Molly, come on. |
| 00:24:50 |
Nice. |
| 00:24:51 |
MAN ON TV: |
| 00:24:54 |
When did we get HBO? |
| 00:24:57 |
I upgraded us, and I'm |
| 00:25:00 |
'cause I love it also. |
| 00:25:03 |
You get it upstairs, |
| 00:25:05 |
I think you get |
| 00:25:10 |
What? What are you doing? |
| 00:25:12 |
What do you want? Cinemax? |
| 00:25:16 |
What do you hear? |
| 00:25:20 |
MOLLY: So, let me get this |
| 00:25:24 |
"Carl and Molly, press two." |
| 00:25:26 |
And then he decides, |
| 00:25:28 |
"and I'm gonna order HBO." |
| 00:25:30 |
I mean, I don't know, Carl. |
| 00:25:35 |
Carl! |
| 00:25:36 |
Molly, what do you want |
| 00:25:41 |
Look, I told Dupree |
| 00:25:45 |
and I gave him |
| 00:25:47 |
Dupree's gonna |
| 00:25:49 |
He's never truly been |
| 00:25:53 |
Oh, so we're the lucky ones |
| 00:25:56 |
No, you know what I mean, |
| 00:25:59 |
I'm over it. |
| 00:26:01 |
I finished |
| 00:26:05 |
Do you need help |
| 00:26:09 |
Candlesticks, bread maker, |
| 00:26:14 |
It's my final offer. |
| 00:26:16 |
No, I got them covered. |
| 00:26:24 |
(MOLLY EXCLAIMING) |
| 00:26:25 |
Damn it, Dupree! |
| 00:26:28 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:26:30 |
What do you mean, |
| 00:26:31 |
I don't know. |
| 00:26:36 |
Please tell me he's joking. |
| 00:26:38 |
We might need some matches. |
| 00:26:42 |
Does that |
| 00:26:46 |
MOLLY: Oh, God! |
| 00:26:49 |
Dupree! Oh, my God. I don't... |
| 00:26:53 |
Carl! Carl! |
| 00:26:57 |
Dupree! Dupree? |
| 00:27:01 |
Yo! |
| 00:27:02 |
Dupree, what you did |
| 00:27:05 |
Molly nearly passed out. |
| 00:27:07 |
I know, I know. |
| 00:27:08 |
Believe me. |
| 00:27:11 |
I don't care how much |
| 00:27:13 |
It's weird. I used to have |
| 00:27:17 |
Now, I made a little breakfast |
| 00:27:20 |
Come here. |
| 00:27:21 |
DUPREE: Good morning. |
| 00:27:23 |
Right here. Let me get |
| 00:27:25 |
Have a seat. |
| 00:27:29 |
I believe Carl told me |
| 00:27:31 |
the banana pancake |
| 00:27:35 |
One second. |
| 00:27:37 |
DUPREE: I want |
| 00:27:38 |
Did you tell him all this? |
| 00:27:41 |
Here you go. |
| 00:27:43 |
Soy macchiato. |
| 00:27:44 |
Dupree, you really |
| 00:27:47 |
Look, I know I got off |
| 00:27:50 |
and I just want you both |
| 00:27:54 |
And I'm grateful. |
| 00:27:56 |
I don't know |
| 00:27:58 |
Just accept my apology |
| 00:28:01 |
I'm off to a very promising |
| 00:28:04 |
which explains |
| 00:28:07 |
CARL: Good luck. |
| 00:28:10 |
Off like a prom dress. |
| 00:28:14 |
MANAGER: So, why don't you |
| 00:28:17 |
I'm a people person. |
| 00:28:20 |
I absolutely insist |
| 00:28:25 |
Not so task-oriented. |
| 00:28:28 |
If you're looking |
| 00:28:32 |
Like, I don't live to work. |
| 00:28:34 |
It's more the other way |
| 00:28:37 |
Incidentally, what's |
| 00:28:40 |
Yeah, we work. |
| 00:28:43 |
The guy discovered |
| 00:28:45 |
I'm afraid to even ask |
| 00:28:52 |
LADY OVER SPEAKER: Eddie. |
| 00:28:56 |
Hey, we tried. Right? |
| 00:29:00 |
Thanks a lot. Yeah. |
| 00:29:04 |
I'm gonna keep my résumé. |
| 00:29:10 |
You've got to lean into it |
| 00:29:12 |
That's the way. |
| 00:29:14 |
And if you time it |
| 00:29:17 |
There he goes. Come down. |
| 00:29:20 |
Come on. |
| 00:29:22 |
Here, watch me. See, I'm just |
| 00:29:25 |
It's actually harder |
| 00:29:26 |
There we go. |
| 00:29:29 |
Yeah, come down. Go. |
| 00:29:31 |
You see how he's timing it? |
| 00:29:34 |
Yes! Go! One more time. |
| 00:29:36 |
So, |
| 00:29:38 |
Carl, check out this badass |
| 00:29:41 |
Hey, man, I was just |
| 00:29:45 |
Yep! Pretty good. |
| 00:29:47 |
Hey, I got an idea. |
| 00:29:48 |
What do you say we put on |
| 00:29:50 |
Throw down some one-wheelers. |
| 00:29:53 |
Come on. For a second. |
| 00:29:55 |
BOY 1: Yeah, |
| 00:29:56 |
BOY 2: Yeah, |
| 00:29:58 |
Okay, give me a board. |
| 00:30:00 |
Step aside, guys. |
| 00:30:02 |
Honey, I need some help. |
| 00:30:03 |
CARL: Yep, |
| 00:30:07 |
DUPREE: Nice! |
| 00:30:08 |
CARL: Let's show them |
| 00:30:10 |
DUPREE: Step aside. |
| 00:30:12 |
(BOTH EXHALING) |
| 00:30:15 |
Well, no one ever said |
| 00:30:19 |
Let's go. |
| 00:30:20 |
Carl! Carl, |
| 00:30:23 |
What's it look like |
| 00:30:26 |
Relax, Molly. |
| 00:30:29 |
BOY: Come on, Dupree! |
| 00:30:33 |
When! |
| 00:30:36 |
(CARL GROANING) |
| 00:30:38 |
(SHOUTING) |
| 00:30:43 |
DUPREE: Oh, I'm racked! |
| 00:30:44 |
Carl! |
| 00:30:46 |
Oh, I racked |
| 00:30:50 |
When was the last time |
| 00:30:52 |
1987. |
| 00:30:55 |
For a second there |
| 00:30:58 |
CARL: Yeah. |
| 00:31:05 |
CARL: What is this? |
| 00:31:07 |
Are you kidding me? |
| 00:31:10 |
Are you kidding me? |
| 00:31:13 |
Is this some kind of a joke? |
| 00:31:14 |
Carl, |
| 00:31:18 |
Thought it would work better |
| 00:31:20 |
Wraparound. |
| 00:31:22 |
Mesa Vista |
| 00:31:26 |
Hasta mañana, Paco. |
| 00:31:31 |
Look, Mr. Thompson. |
| 00:31:34 |
Yeah, I did, and |
| 00:31:38 |
God damn it, Carl. |
| 00:31:41 |
People buy homes. |
| 00:31:44 |
That's why we have taxes. |
| 00:31:52 |
The Oaks at Mesa Vista |
| 00:31:58 |
You wanna be on it? |
| 00:32:07 |
Yeah, I'm on it. |
| 00:32:19 |
Money train. |
| 00:32:27 |
(TV PLAYING) |
| 00:32:31 |
DUPREE: |
| 00:32:33 |
NEIL: Please, please, please! |
| 00:32:34 |
No, he didn't go over! |
| 00:32:36 |
He didn't make it, man. |
| 00:32:39 |
Come here, buddy! |
| 00:32:41 |
DUPREE: Get a beer for him. |
| 00:32:43 |
We're watching the game. |
| 00:32:45 |
Hey, guys! |
| 00:32:48 |
'cause it's |
| 00:32:50 |
You shut up! |
| 00:32:51 |
Why don't you watch it |
| 00:32:53 |
I can't have friends |
| 00:32:55 |
Grow a sac. |
| 00:32:57 |
Take it up with Annie. |
| 00:33:00 |
Time for the lion tamer. |
| 00:33:04 |
What's going on? |
| 00:33:06 |
Yeah. I'm fine. |
| 00:33:09 |
God, I've been |
| 00:33:11 |
and you're really putting in |
| 00:33:15 |
Find a little Carl time. |
| 00:33:19 |
MAN ON TV: |
| 00:33:21 |
You're right. |
| 00:33:23 |
Carl time. |
| 00:33:25 |
Molly's got the |
| 00:33:27 |
We got the house |
| 00:33:31 |
Let your hair down. |
| 00:33:33 |
You think I've been |
| 00:33:34 |
I know you've been |
| 00:33:37 |
Yeah. Shake it loose, huh? |
| 00:33:41 |
Yeah. You know, |
| 00:33:45 |
Nice! |
| 00:33:47 |
Carl time! |
| 00:33:50 |
CARL: Hey, Neil, |
| 00:33:53 |
You know who else loves |
| 00:33:55 |
Give him a call. |
| 00:33:57 |
Carl, soup them up, man! |
| 00:34:02 |
Okay, guys. |
| 00:34:04 |
Come on. Just come on. |
| 00:34:06 |
Send everybody! |
| 00:34:08 |
Yes! Yes! Yes! |
| 00:34:11 |
DUPREE: No, no. |
| 00:34:13 |
No! |
| 00:34:14 |
No, no! |
| 00:34:18 |
No! |
| 00:34:20 |
What did I tell you? |
| 00:34:24 |
Congratulations, idiots. |
| 00:34:27 |
Fifty pushups, faggot. |
| 00:34:29 |
I'm not giving you |
| 00:34:30 |
That was the deal. |
| 00:34:33 |
ALL: One, two... |
| 00:34:35 |
ALL: three, four. |
| 00:34:38 |
I should not keep doing this. |
| 00:34:39 |
NEIL: I have a gamey colon, |
| 00:34:41 |
CARL: |
| 00:34:43 |
Carl. Carl! Neil, |
| 00:34:45 |
Mark, what? What is it, Mark? |
| 00:34:48 |
Molly. |
| 00:34:53 |
Hi. |
| 00:34:55 |
Oh, hey, Molly. |
| 00:34:56 |
(BLENDER WHIRRING) |
| 00:34:58 |
CARL: You're home early. |
| 00:34:59 |
I just invited |
| 00:35:03 |
to watch a little football. |
| 00:35:05 |
Figured it was just a |
| 00:35:09 |
(WHOOPING) |
| 00:35:11 |
Me gusta margarita! |
| 00:35:17 |
Hola, Dupree. |
| 00:35:19 |
Hola, Molly. |
| 00:35:21 |
ALL: Charlie. |
| 00:35:25 |
CHARLIE: Sorry. |
| 00:35:26 |
You guys want to go? |
| 00:35:28 |
That's a good idea. |
| 00:35:30 |
Let's get out of here. |
| 00:35:31 |
CHARLIE: What'd I do |
| 00:35:33 |
Bye. |
| 00:35:36 |
Great. |
| 00:35:38 |
I'll bring this back tomorrow. |
| 00:35:41 |
So, don't tell Annie |
| 00:35:43 |
Just don't tell her that |
| 00:35:45 |
Out! |
| 00:35:50 |
I know what you're thinking, |
| 00:35:52 |
But we were gonna have |
| 00:35:56 |
Oh, and look. Look at that. |
| 00:35:59 |
It's my grandmother's |
| 00:36:02 |
You used it to serve nachos. |
| 00:36:04 |
Well, |
| 00:36:13 |
Let me just start |
| 00:36:16 |
(DOORBELL RINGING) |
| 00:36:21 |
Somebody arriving |
| 00:36:23 |
The party... Game's over! |
| 00:36:25 |
Go away! The party's over! |
| 00:36:27 |
(DOORBELL RINGING) |
| 00:36:28 |
Party... Molly, |
| 00:36:34 |
We heard there were |
| 00:36:39 |
There were, but they left. |
| 00:36:43 |
(GOT TO BE SOME CHANGES MADE |
| 00:37:15 |
You know, Carl, I... |
| 00:37:17 |
I really think I've been |
| 00:37:20 |
and I hate having |
| 00:37:23 |
But this is not exactly |
| 00:37:26 |
I know. |
| 00:37:28 |
Look, Dupree's got to go. |
| 00:37:29 |
No. It's not about |
| 00:37:33 |
It's just that you said |
| 00:37:36 |
Look, Molly. |
| 00:37:39 |
Somehow I feel |
| 00:37:43 |
Then maybe it's time |
| 00:37:49 |
You're right. |
| 00:37:52 |
What if he had |
| 00:37:55 |
But how is a guy |
| 00:37:59 |
gonna find |
| 00:38:03 |
She seems really nice. |
| 00:38:05 |
You want to fix Dupree up |
| 00:38:08 |
Listen, I know the guy |
| 00:38:11 |
I think he's more into |
| 00:38:16 |
Well, it wouldn't hurt to ask. |
| 00:38:20 |
I'll do it. |
| 00:38:22 |
Oh, that's great. |
| 00:38:25 |
No. Well, does she have a car? |
| 00:38:29 |
Yeah. She does. |
| 00:38:31 |
Good. See if she can swing by |
| 00:38:35 |
Tonight? |
| 00:38:36 |
Okay. |
| 00:38:38 |
Mandy. |
| 00:38:45 |
Librarian. |
| 00:38:48 |
(MOLLY GIGGLING) |
| 00:38:49 |
No. No. |
| 00:38:52 |
I thought you were |
| 00:38:53 |
I mean, I have a whole new |
| 00:38:55 |
Well, the rice was okay, |
| 00:38:58 |
octopus does not |
| 00:39:01 |
But you ate it. |
| 00:39:03 |
(FUNKY COLD MEDINA |
| 00:39:05 |
What is that? |
| 00:39:07 |
Funky Cold Medina? |
| 00:39:09 |
It looks like Dupree |
| 00:39:11 |
Honey, what is a tie |
| 00:39:14 |
Molly, I think we ought to |
| 00:39:18 |
Wait a minute. No way. |
| 00:39:21 |
She's not the kind of girl... |
| 00:39:22 |
...who would get busy |
| 00:39:24 |
You fixed Dupree up |
| 00:39:28 |
Molly, wait! |
| 00:39:32 |
(SHRIEKING) |
| 00:39:37 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:39:39 |
Let's drive |
| 00:39:41 |
Carl! |
| 00:39:42 |
That butter dish |
| 00:39:45 |
Guys, guys! Hold it! |
| 00:39:47 |
Dupree, no need to explain. |
| 00:39:50 |
Dupree, |
| 00:39:52 |
Go back in the house! |
| 00:39:53 |
Not before I thank Molly |
| 00:39:56 |
Mol, Mol. Thank you. |
| 00:39:57 |
What happened in there, |
| 00:40:00 |
Go back inside. |
| 00:40:02 |
But listen to me. |
| 00:40:04 |
Dupree. Dupree, |
| 00:40:07 |
Jesus! Molly, |
| 00:40:10 |
Carl! |
| 00:40:12 |
(MANDY SCREAMING) |
| 00:40:14 |
MOLLY: Fire in our house! |
| 00:40:17 |
CARL: My couch! |
| 00:40:19 |
(MACHINE WHIRRING) |
| 00:40:34 |
God, I loved this couch. |
| 00:40:38 |
WOMAN ON PA: Rescue 115... |
| 00:40:42 |
You know, |
| 00:40:45 |
I had so much adrenaline |
| 00:40:49 |
Could have picked up this car |
| 00:40:54 |
Are you gonna do this, |
| 00:40:58 |
I'll take care of it. |
| 00:41:02 |
Go on, get out of here. |
| 00:41:04 |
Or I'm not responsible |
| 00:41:13 |
Bye. |
| 00:41:18 |
You okay? |
| 00:41:21 |
Yeah, just a little |
| 00:41:29 |
Wow. Unbelievable. |
| 00:41:33 |
Mandy was |
| 00:41:35 |
Fire chief said that |
| 00:41:39 |
You talk about a miracle. |
| 00:41:43 |
It's all you can... |
| 00:41:46 |
What is wrong with you? |
| 00:41:50 |
I was just trying |
| 00:41:53 |
You know how I am, Carl. |
| 00:41:55 |
Yeah. I do. |
| 00:42:00 |
Look... |
| 00:42:03 |
It's about time |
| 00:42:22 |
You guys need any help? |
| 00:42:30 |
DUPREE: Well, |
| 00:42:33 |
Thank you both |
| 00:42:38 |
Sorry about last night, |
| 00:42:41 |
I hope. At least, |
| 00:42:44 |
Okay. Are you sure |
| 00:42:49 |
Going to Mandy's. |
| 00:42:51 |
The librarian? |
| 00:42:52 |
Don't you think |
| 00:42:55 |
Maybe it is, but so what? |
| 00:42:56 |
Something special |
| 00:43:01 |
Hey, take care of this |
| 00:43:05 |
Bye. See you guys. |
| 00:43:07 |
Tosh, listen. |
| 00:43:09 |
You got the heart |
| 00:43:12 |
I respect you. |
| 00:43:17 |
God bless all of you. |
| 00:43:26 |
DUPREE: Goodbye! |
| 00:43:29 |
Off to Mandy's! |
| 00:43:30 |
(HORN HONKING) |
| 00:43:32 |
Oh, my God! Carl. |
| 00:43:41 |
Okay! |
| 00:43:43 |
DUPREE: My helmet saved me. |
| 00:43:49 |
You see that? |
| 00:43:52 |
Here's your bag. |
| 00:44:01 |
Bye! |
| 00:44:04 |
Bye. |
| 00:44:08 |
Carl. |
| 00:44:11 |
Carl? |
| 00:44:12 |
We've been staring at this |
| 00:44:16 |
Or margaritas. |
| 00:44:21 |
The insurance adjuster |
| 00:44:26 |
For a moose head? |
| 00:44:31 |
(LAUGHING) Just curious. |
| 00:44:33 |
(BOTH LAUGHING) |
| 00:44:40 |
It was the margarita |
| 00:44:45 |
It was the emancipation |
| 00:44:48 |
(SMOOTH OPERATOR |
| 00:44:49 |
CARL: I like this song. |
| 00:44:51 |
Smooth ta-ta-ria |
| 00:44:55 |
She makes a smooth margarita |
| 00:44:59 |
We had some good margaritas |
| 00:45:05 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:45:15 |
Are you kidding me? |
| 00:45:18 |
MOLLY: I thought |
| 00:45:20 |
Honey, I don't think |
| 00:45:23 |
Maybe we should |
| 00:45:26 |
It's pouring rain outside. |
| 00:45:28 |
Not that bad. |
| 00:45:40 |
What? |
| 00:45:42 |
Damn it. |
| 00:45:43 |
Molly. Molly! |
| 00:45:46 |
Dupree! |
| 00:45:53 |
Dupree. |
| 00:45:54 |
Dupree, what are you doing? |
| 00:45:58 |
I don't know |
| 00:46:00 |
Yeah, well, |
| 00:46:14 |
Carl, can you get his bike? |
| 00:46:18 |
Come on. Let's go. |
| 00:46:22 |
MOLLY: Carl, honey, bike. |
| 00:46:32 |
MOLLY: Carl! |
| 00:46:40 |
I really appreciate this, |
| 00:46:45 |
Trust me, no more open flames. |
| 00:46:49 |
All right, well, |
| 00:46:51 |
So, I'm gonna go to bed. |
| 00:46:54 |
Dupree, try not to go to sleep |
| 00:46:58 |
Good night, Molly. |
| 00:47:02 |
Dupree. I don't mean |
| 00:47:06 |
but you need to start |
| 00:47:08 |
We're grown-ups now. |
| 00:47:10 |
You know what I mean? |
| 00:47:13 |
And if you're going to |
| 00:47:17 |
No more naked stuff. |
| 00:47:18 |
Well, it felt natural |
| 00:47:21 |
Okay. |
| 00:47:23 |
Clean up after yourself, |
| 00:47:25 |
try to help out |
| 00:47:28 |
It's not too much to ask. |
| 00:47:31 |
You're right. |
| 00:47:35 |
Carl? I can be really helpful |
| 00:47:40 |
And that's what I'm gonna do. |
| 00:47:43 |
Oh, and... |
| 00:47:50 |
Another thing. |
| 00:47:51 |
Would you mind writing |
| 00:47:56 |
Okay. |
| 00:47:58 |
Yeah. That'd be great. |
| 00:48:01 |
Try to get some sleep. |
| 00:48:08 |
Gut-check time, Dupree. |
| 00:48:13 |
(TRAIN IN VAIN PLAYING) |
| 00:48:54 |
(GROANING) |
| 00:49:08 |
"Dear Aunt Kathy. |
| 00:49:10 |
"Thank you so much |
| 00:49:45 |
(PANTING) |
| 00:49:47 |
MAN ON TV: |
| 00:49:49 |
(PHONE RINGING) |
| 00:49:51 |
where long months of training |
| 00:49:54 |
Hello? |
| 00:49:56 |
Yeah, Dupree. |
| 00:49:58 |
Yeah, no problem. |
| 00:49:59 |
I promised Molly |
| 00:50:04 |
But her father just dropped |
| 00:50:06 |
so I'm gonna need you |
| 00:50:10 |
Can you do that? |
| 00:50:11 |
I don't know, Carl. |
| 00:50:12 |
I don't know |
| 00:50:15 |
I really think Mr. Thompson |
| 00:50:17 |
No, not the development |
| 00:50:20 |
CARL: I'm gonna need you |
| 00:50:23 |
No, no, no. Not this time. |
| 00:50:24 |
What? |
| 00:50:26 |
He's trying to break away |
| 00:50:29 |
Will you quit dicking around |
| 00:50:48 |
Hey, Molly. |
| 00:50:49 |
Dupree, what are you doing? |
| 00:50:53 |
I guess there was |
| 00:50:55 |
What? Conflict? |
| 00:50:58 |
I don't know. |
| 00:51:00 |
I just ride |
| 00:51:02 |
But don't worry. |
| 00:51:06 |
Oh, no, no. It's a Career Day |
| 00:51:09 |
I understand that. |
| 00:51:12 |
Please get Mandy here. |
| 00:51:15 |
I think this will |
| 00:51:17 |
Now where are these |
| 00:51:19 |
They're in the third door. |
| 00:51:23 |
Hey, how are you? |
| 00:51:25 |
First of all, |
| 00:51:28 |
to come talk to you |
| 00:51:30 |
Now, I am not |
| 00:00:04 |
I guess you could say |
| 00:00:08 |
And I do that to the utmost. |
| 00:00:14 |
DUPREE: She coming? |
| 00:00:16 |
Keep going? Okay. |
| 00:00:19 |
I see all you |
| 00:00:21 |
sitting there |
| 00:00:26 |
Pods, waiting |
| 00:00:28 |
Now some of you are |
| 00:00:31 |
and be 15-year-old prodigies, |
| 00:00:33 |
little midget Olympic gymnasts |
| 00:00:38 |
Some of you will go on to |
| 00:00:41 |
and then go chase down |
| 00:00:43 |
or maybe straighten out |
| 00:00:46 |
But some of you, |
| 00:00:47 |
and this is the group that |
| 00:00:51 |
and it's criminal, |
| 00:00:53 |
some of you are |
| 00:00:57 |
eating spicy foods, |
| 00:00:59 |
humming black people's music |
| 00:01:02 |
Well into your 30s, |
| 00:01:05 |
This group of pods is gonna |
| 00:01:08 |
And you're gonna |
| 00:01:12 |
Sadly, you will. |
| 00:01:15 |
Europe's a little easier. |
| 00:01:19 |
So does South America. |
| 00:01:21 |
I went to Argentina one time, |
| 00:01:23 |
and everyone just |
| 00:01:27 |
But that's okay. |
| 00:01:30 |
Laugh a lot. But be ready. |
| 00:01:33 |
That's what Dupree's doing |
| 00:01:35 |
Staying nimble. |
| 00:01:39 |
My raison d'état. |
| 00:01:42 |
Then I'd fight. |
| 00:01:43 |
Then you'll see Dupree |
| 00:01:59 |
That's fine. The pods |
| 00:02:02 |
It'll kick in |
| 00:02:09 |
I told you. |
| 00:02:11 |
No. It was really good. |
| 00:02:14 |
Now, where's Mandy? |
| 00:02:16 |
but we got to get her here! |
| 00:02:18 |
Dupree, Mandy has to... |
| 00:02:21 |
She had a book |
| 00:02:31 |
I'm sorry, Dupree. |
| 00:02:42 |
Dupree, wait, wait, wait. |
| 00:02:44 |
Dupree, there's something |
| 00:02:49 |
Well, it turns out that she's |
| 00:02:55 |
What? No. |
| 00:02:58 |
My Mandy? |
| 00:03:00 |
Sorry, Dupree. |
| 00:03:02 |
with her |
| 00:03:04 |
Ever. |
| 00:03:07 |
TEACHER 1: Let's go. |
| 00:03:19 |
With that guy? |
| 00:03:20 |
TEACHER 2: Great job today, |
| 00:03:24 |
TEACHER 2: You did good, |
| 00:03:27 |
Yeah. All right, |
| 00:03:35 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 00:03:39 |
(MAN HUMMING) |
| 00:03:43 |
Afraid so. |
| 00:03:44 |
He's not even on the faculty. |
| 00:03:48 |
There really aren't any more |
| 00:03:53 |
Oh, what a sucker. |
| 00:03:58 |
Dupree? Dupree? |
| 00:04:05 |
You talk to Sam |
| 00:04:09 |
Yeah. And to be honest |
| 00:04:13 |
Carl, I'm going to the bank |
| 00:04:16 |
I realize that, sir. |
| 00:04:19 |
Carl, sit down, please. |
| 00:04:24 |
You know, |
| 00:04:26 |
a few days ago |
| 00:04:29 |
Something about |
| 00:04:34 |
Oh, right. Yeah, no. |
| 00:04:38 |
That's not something that |
| 00:04:42 |
You know what I did, Carl, |
| 00:04:46 |
No idea. |
| 00:04:48 |
A vasectomy? |
| 00:04:51 |
Okay. |
| 00:04:53 |
Not really. It's a mild |
| 00:04:56 |
A little local anesthesia, |
| 00:04:58 |
sit on a bag of frozen peas |
| 00:05:01 |
I mean, that was it, |
| 00:05:08 |
one hundred percent effective. |
| 00:05:11 |
Yeah. |
| 00:05:14 |
Carl, read the literature. |
| 00:05:19 |
Seventy percent of the time. |
| 00:05:23 |
I want it back on my desk, |
| 00:05:26 |
All right? |
| 00:05:36 |
All right? |
| 00:05:38 |
WOMAN ON TV: |
| 00:05:40 |
Oh, fine. |
| 00:05:43 |
MAN ON TV: Say, you know, |
| 00:05:45 |
You weren't so bad yourself. |
| 00:06:03 |
MAN ON TV: Guess |
| 00:06:06 |
So you really were serious |
| 00:06:09 |
She had it all. Style, |
| 00:06:16 |
Just like I thought Mandy did. |
| 00:06:19 |
I don't know. |
| 00:06:22 |
getting buttered up |
| 00:06:26 |
Really? I don't. |
| 00:06:29 |
The Mouth of Truth. |
| 00:06:33 |
and you put |
| 00:06:35 |
I'm still trying to understand |
| 00:06:40 |
I know he's under |
| 00:06:43 |
but just lately he seems |
| 00:06:45 |
No, he's just working |
| 00:06:50 |
Maybe if he opened up |
| 00:06:54 |
Look, Carl's |
| 00:06:57 |
I mean, just mention the word |
| 00:07:00 |
and you watch his eyes |
| 00:07:03 |
I don't know. |
| 00:07:05 |
Well, how do you get past it? |
| 00:07:07 |
I think you just fight |
| 00:07:10 |
That's what I did. |
| 00:07:13 |
I let him know that I care. |
| 00:07:15 |
And I just pray |
| 00:07:18 |
it's so worth it. |
| 00:07:22 |
(SCREAMS) |
| 00:07:26 |
Hello. |
| 00:07:27 |
You beast! |
| 00:07:30 |
That gets me every time, |
| 00:07:45 |
So, Dupree did a good job? |
| 00:07:48 |
Did he mention |
| 00:07:50 |
Actually, in a weird way, |
| 00:07:54 |
I didn't know he was so |
| 00:07:57 |
Poetry? |
| 00:07:59 |
Man, what a homo. |
| 00:08:01 |
That is really mature, Carl. |
| 00:08:06 |
Look, honey, I'm sorry |
| 00:08:08 |
What is going on |
| 00:08:12 |
You are clearly |
| 00:08:14 |
So why don't you meet me |
| 00:08:16 |
All right. |
| 00:08:19 |
I'll tell you |
| 00:08:21 |
I think your father hates me. |
| 00:08:25 |
Carl. Carl, my father |
| 00:08:29 |
He gives you |
| 00:08:30 |
which you said |
| 00:08:32 |
Why would he do that? |
| 00:08:33 |
That's exactly |
| 00:08:36 |
For the same reason |
| 00:08:38 |
trying to emasculate me |
| 00:08:40 |
Slow down. 'Cause now you're |
| 00:08:43 |
I'm not making any sense? |
| 00:08:44 |
Well, here's something |
| 00:08:47 |
Now, everybody knows |
| 00:08:50 |
he invites them out |
| 00:08:52 |
Fact. I've never been |
| 00:08:57 |
You hate fishing. |
| 00:09:00 |
I'm telling you, Molly, |
| 00:09:03 |
Look, Carl, |
| 00:09:08 |
He pushes people |
| 00:09:10 |
And it's frustrating, |
| 00:09:13 |
But he doesn't hate you. |
| 00:09:15 |
And I know you want to do |
| 00:09:18 |
but it's taking over |
| 00:09:21 |
And we're supposed |
| 00:09:27 |
Why don't you come home |
| 00:09:30 |
Dupree wants to cook for us. |
| 00:09:32 |
We'll sit down, |
| 00:09:34 |
Talk about things |
| 00:09:39 |
And everything |
| 00:09:40 |
Yeah. |
| 00:09:42 |
Fine. |
| 00:09:45 |
Fine. |
| 00:09:57 |
Yeah. |
| 00:09:59 |
(KNOCK ON DOOR) |
| 00:10:01 |
Hey. |
| 00:10:04 |
You busy? |
| 00:10:05 |
Just catching up |
| 00:10:09 |
What's going on? |
| 00:10:10 |
(SIGHING) |
| 00:10:12 |
I wanted to ask you something. |
| 00:10:14 |
Yeah? |
| 00:10:17 |
Would you be offended |
| 00:10:20 |
What? Why would he want me |
| 00:10:23 |
Carl, I barely know the man! |
| 00:10:26 |
Yes, I'd be offended! |
| 00:10:29 |
That's not what I mean. |
| 00:10:32 |
Cutting off my manhood? |
| 00:10:35 |
No one's getting near |
| 00:10:39 |
Unless, of course, |
| 00:10:41 |
And then she better |
| 00:10:45 |
Of course. |
| 00:10:47 |
Why would he want me |
| 00:10:49 |
He doesn't want you |
| 00:10:51 |
It was |
| 00:10:53 |
Just forget I asked. |
| 00:10:54 |
Don't joke with me |
| 00:10:56 |
Go back to your reading. |
| 00:11:00 |
(MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) |
| 00:11:06 |
Watch that heat. |
| 00:11:08 |
How are my game hens doing? |
| 00:11:10 |
MOLLY: Wow. |
| 00:11:13 |
Okay, get started |
| 00:11:15 |
I'll take care of this. |
| 00:11:18 |
Most of it I picked up |
| 00:11:22 |
The garlic technique, |
| 00:11:27 |
I actually make |
| 00:11:28 |
but I want to keep it |
| 00:11:31 |
Poor guy has kind of |
| 00:11:35 |
Twenty minutes |
| 00:11:36 |
Focus. We got to |
| 00:11:38 |
Merlot. I want you |
| 00:11:41 |
We're gonna use the 2005, |
| 00:11:46 |
How did you know Aunt Kathy |
| 00:11:51 |
DUPREE: He would have |
| 00:11:53 |
Please stop making |
| 00:11:55 |
But I think that |
| 00:11:58 |
And you have to stop |
| 00:12:00 |
If he didn't want to |
| 00:12:07 |
And, big surprise, |
| 00:12:12 |
Look, you know, forget him. |
| 00:12:15 |
You made this beautiful meal. |
| 00:12:18 |
We're gonna sit here |
| 00:12:20 |
We're gonna drink. |
| 00:12:23 |
And we're gonna eat. |
| 00:12:26 |
Well, it's frustrating |
| 00:12:28 |
'cause I know he would have |
| 00:12:36 |
(MOLLY LAUGHING) |
| 00:12:42 |
MOLLY: Yeah. |
| 00:12:46 |
I can't do it... |
| 00:12:48 |
DUPREE: Oh, boy. |
| 00:12:50 |
MOLLY: No. But I used |
| 00:12:53 |
No, really? |
| 00:12:56 |
No. |
| 00:13:04 |
Hey, guys. |
| 00:13:09 |
There's a plate |
| 00:13:13 |
Okay, look, |
| 00:13:17 |
I got hung up at work. |
| 00:13:20 |
Would it have killed you |
| 00:13:24 |
No, Randolph, Randolph, wait! |
| 00:13:25 |
I'm sorry, Molly, but, |
| 00:13:27 |
damn it, Carl, you really |
| 00:13:33 |
Is he kidding? |
| 00:13:39 |
Randolph? |
| 00:13:41 |
Randolph? |
| 00:13:45 |
I do not know a Randolph. |
| 00:13:47 |
that maybe he prefers |
| 00:13:49 |
No, Molly, |
| 00:13:51 |
You know, the guy writes |
| 00:13:53 |
and suddenly he's |
| 00:13:55 |
That's funny. Turns out |
| 00:13:58 |
Apparently, he is a whiz |
| 00:14:05 |
He told you about that? |
| 00:14:09 |
Oh, I bet it just |
| 00:14:12 |
Guy stabs his best friend |
| 00:14:16 |
What can I say, Carl? |
| 00:14:20 |
Maybe you should |
| 00:14:23 |
Molly, I'd be delighted to |
| 00:14:27 |
I've got a job! |
| 00:14:28 |
And what was with |
| 00:14:31 |
That was a one-time deal, |
| 00:14:32 |
He was trying to |
| 00:14:34 |
And why are you |
| 00:14:36 |
He's the one who |
| 00:14:39 |
You didn't even |
| 00:14:40 |
Low carb? |
| 00:14:42 |
You know, he's on the whole |
| 00:14:46 |
So he's just trying |
| 00:14:49 |
That's a laugh, Molly. |
| 00:14:50 |
I'm the one who put |
| 00:14:54 |
One. We put the roof |
| 00:14:57 |
And A. I mean, |
| 00:15:00 |
I can't remember |
| 00:15:03 |
And how many Twinkies |
| 00:15:07 |
What are you talking about? |
| 00:15:08 |
Oh, Carl, please. |
| 00:15:10 |
a million Twinkie wrappers |
| 00:15:14 |
You're not fooling anybody. |
| 00:15:16 |
So I admit it, |
| 00:15:18 |
Is there something |
| 00:15:21 |
And, Molly, look, |
| 00:15:24 |
What do you want from me? |
| 00:15:30 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:15:34 |
Oh, Carl! |
| 00:15:36 |
Come on, Molly. |
| 00:15:40 |
Yeah, well, I'm sorry |
| 00:15:44 |
With their enhanced |
| 00:15:47 |
and their washboard bellies |
| 00:15:54 |
What's happening to us, Carl? |
| 00:15:56 |
I don't know what's happening |
| 00:16:02 |
(DOOR SLAMMING) |
| 00:16:06 |
Nice. Looks like |
| 00:16:10 |
Good job. Good to see you |
| 00:16:13 |
Please. Would you |
| 00:16:16 |
You get your first |
| 00:16:20 |
Let's leave |
| 00:16:21 |
Guy's done more |
| 00:16:24 |
Now, listen. |
| 00:16:27 |
and you and Molly |
| 00:16:29 |
Trouble? No. |
| 00:16:31 |
I wasn't having any trouble |
| 00:16:35 |
What's that supposed to mean? |
| 00:16:37 |
No, I don't. |
| 00:16:38 |
You sold me out |
| 00:16:40 |
And what's with this |
| 00:16:43 |
I know you, Dupree. |
| 00:16:46 |
No, sir. No, it's not. |
| 00:16:50 |
What's with the poetry? |
| 00:16:53 |
Maybe I like poetry. |
| 00:16:56 |
Listen, if I got to be |
| 00:16:59 |
to win your best friend prize, |
| 00:17:01 |
maybe you should |
| 00:17:03 |
I've got news for you, Dupree. |
| 00:17:11 |
I'm gonna pretend |
| 00:17:14 |
Goodbye, Mr. Grumpy. |
| 00:17:28 |
(CLEARS THROAT) |
| 00:17:37 |
Sugar. |
| 00:17:38 |
Top shelf, behind the honey. |
| 00:17:41 |
Where? |
| 00:17:44 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:17:45 |
DUPREE: |
| 00:17:47 |
Yeah, right there. |
| 00:17:50 |
You gotta reach. |
| 00:17:52 |
Oh, goodness. |
| 00:17:55 |
(MOLLY WHINING) |
| 00:17:56 |
Right there. |
| 00:17:58 |
There's the sugar. |
| 00:18:03 |
Right there. You got it? |
| 00:18:05 |
Why do you do this to me? |
| 00:18:15 |
So good. |
| 00:18:23 |
Bye, honey. |
| 00:18:26 |
(PHONE RINGING) |
| 00:18:29 |
WOMAN: Hello? |
| 00:18:33 |
Is this Dupree |
| 00:18:35 |
Yes, this is Dupree again. |
| 00:18:37 |
Get it through your head. |
| 00:18:40 |
Okay, yeah, |
| 00:18:42 |
Good night. |
| 00:18:52 |
Looks like we're going |
| 00:19:10 |
(SCREAMS) |
| 00:19:11 |
Oh, God! |
| 00:19:14 |
I didn't know |
| 00:19:18 |
What in the hell is going on? |
| 00:19:20 |
Nothing. Nothing. |
| 00:19:22 |
No, no, no, it's fine. |
| 00:19:24 |
I know we did. Yes. |
| 00:19:26 |
Everyone's asleep, |
| 00:19:28 |
just waling away on himself. |
| 00:19:33 |
God! An animal wouldn't |
| 00:19:36 |
What is happening to me? |
| 00:19:39 |
Carl, please. |
| 00:19:40 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:19:42 |
Carl, stop it! Relax. |
| 00:19:46 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:19:52 |
Are you serious? |
| 00:19:55 |
I couldn't sleep. |
| 00:19:57 |
I'm getting a broom. |
| 00:20:00 |
This is rock bottom. |
| 00:20:02 |
I was doing so good. |
| 00:20:04 |
Wasn't I doing good, Carl? |
| 00:20:07 |
But, Dupree, |
| 00:20:09 |
(WHISPERING) Oh. |
| 00:20:12 |
"Carl's camping equipment" |
| 00:20:17 |
You put the box away, |
| 00:20:19 |
I'm 99% sure I put it away. |
| 00:20:31 |
I didn't realize you were |
| 00:20:34 |
MOLLY: Asian Assault? |
| 00:20:36 |
That one was in the wrong |
| 00:20:38 |
Oh, |
| 00:20:39 |
I thought it was |
| 00:20:41 |
Okay. Pacific Rim Job. |
| 00:20:43 |
All right. That one |
| 00:20:45 |
Oh, Beijing Bang Bang? |
| 00:20:47 |
Carl! Is this what |
| 00:20:50 |
Lies and all these |
| 00:20:55 |
I'm just curious. |
| 00:20:56 |
All right. I admit, Molly, |
| 00:21:00 |
But it was just a phase. |
| 00:21:02 |
Anyway, why am I the one |
| 00:21:05 |
He's in there starching |
| 00:21:08 |
Because I'm not |
| 00:21:11 |
I am married to you. |
| 00:21:15 |
Do something with that. |
| 00:21:17 |
(DOG BARKING) |
| 00:21:26 |
Is there anything worse |
| 00:21:28 |
than having to throw away |
| 00:21:31 |
What's going on |
| 00:21:33 |
What? |
| 00:21:35 |
Are you in love with my wife? |
| 00:21:36 |
Have you lost your mind? |
| 00:21:39 |
Dupree. Dupree, |
| 00:21:41 |
Whoa, hold on, Jake LaMotta. |
| 00:21:43 |
That's a sick question. |
| 00:21:45 |
I'm not going to answer |
| 00:21:48 |
How could you ask me |
| 00:21:52 |
You're very clever, Dupree. |
| 00:21:55 |
You're living in my house. |
| 00:21:57 |
You're going to town |
| 00:22:00 |
And now you're |
| 00:22:03 |
You think you got it |
| 00:22:05 |
but I'm on to you, |
| 00:22:07 |
Oh, no. Hold on. |
| 00:22:09 |
I'll leave! |
| 00:22:12 |
leave the flask |
| 00:22:14 |
But you gave those to me. |
| 00:22:16 |
All right! |
| 00:22:18 |
But leave the insignia. |
| 00:22:20 |
Because that was |
| 00:23:03 |
Hey. It's for the best. |
| 00:23:07 |
The guy would have been |
| 00:23:15 |
Dinner is at 7:30, |
| 00:23:20 |
Molly. |
| 00:23:23 |
do you think that maybe |
| 00:23:25 |
to have your father |
| 00:23:27 |
Carl. Carl. |
| 00:23:30 |
Please. |
| 00:23:42 |
So, I hear the albacore |
| 00:23:49 |
It's not albacore season, |
| 00:23:52 |
Oh. Really? |
| 00:23:57 |
(CELLPHONE RINGING) |
| 00:24:02 |
I'll get that. |
| 00:24:04 |
It's right over here. |
| 00:24:10 |
Hello. |
| 00:24:12 |
(SHUSHING) Hold on. |
| 00:24:15 |
Did you actually throw away |
| 00:24:18 |
Look, Neil, |
| 00:24:20 |
I'm coming to get it. |
| 00:24:22 |
Going to Starbucks! Be back! |
| 00:24:32 |
(DOG BARKING) |
| 00:24:35 |
Carl, I read |
| 00:24:41 |
And how would you feel about |
| 00:24:46 |
What? |
| 00:24:48 |
I hope you guys aren't |
| 00:24:50 |
Let's keep it at the office. |
| 00:24:51 |
No, no, no, not at all. |
| 00:24:54 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:24:57 |
They sure are. |
| 00:24:59 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:25:02 |
They look exactly like Mom's. |
| 00:25:09 |
Oh, yeah. Go ahead. |
| 00:25:12 |
Yeah. Want to give it to Tony? |
| 00:25:13 |
Yeah, I have a pretty goddamn |
| 00:25:16 |
Is that what you're saying? |
| 00:25:18 |
Tony deserves it! |
| 00:25:21 |
Do you think I care? Go ahead. |
| 00:25:23 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:25:27 |
Huh? |
| 00:25:29 |
Oh, Carl! |
| 00:25:30 |
CARL: You know he asked me |
| 00:25:32 |
MOLLY: What? |
| 00:25:33 |
Carl, first of all, |
| 00:25:35 |
He's irrational. |
| 00:25:39 |
(GROANING) |
| 00:25:41 |
Who... |
| 00:25:42 |
(CRASHING) |
| 00:25:44 |
What was that? |
| 00:25:46 |
(GROANING) |
| 00:25:50 |
You. What the hell? |
| 00:25:53 |
What did I tell you? |
| 00:25:55 |
I'm okay. I just slipped |
| 00:25:56 |
Come on. |
| 00:25:58 |
I didn't want to |
| 00:25:59 |
Put him out by the curb! |
| 00:26:01 |
Why am I getting blamed |
| 00:26:04 |
Daddy, will you please |
| 00:26:07 |
I was just trying |
| 00:26:15 |
You know, Molly, I don't know |
| 00:26:20 |
You know, I really |
| 00:26:22 |
Maybe I... I know, but I... |
| 00:26:24 |
You're gonna eat something. |
| 00:26:26 |
Here, have some salad. |
| 00:26:28 |
I put a little extra |
| 00:26:30 |
Thanks. Thanks. |
| 00:26:34 |
Eat something. |
| 00:26:35 |
Well, it does look tasty. |
| 00:26:42 |
DUPREE: Sir? |
| 00:26:46 |
That's a beautiful |
| 00:26:49 |
Thank you. Although it's not |
| 00:26:53 |
It's about 25 years old, |
| 00:26:55 |
so sometimes I feel like |
| 00:26:59 |
Now, I don't buy that. |
| 00:27:01 |
Did you read |
| 00:27:04 |
The bike. Touché. |
| 00:27:07 |
It isn't about the bike. |
| 00:27:09 |
It's about your heart. |
| 00:27:11 |
And I've said it to Carl. |
| 00:27:13 |
(CELLPHONE RINGING) |
| 00:27:14 |
Did you see his seventh win? |
| 00:27:16 |
The final one? |
| 00:27:18 |
I watched every stage. |
| 00:27:20 |
THOMPSON: Me, too. |
| 00:27:22 |
DUPREE: Did you ever cry? |
| 00:27:24 |
I defy you to watch |
| 00:27:27 |
Daddy? Excuse me. |
| 00:27:29 |
DUPREE: |
| 00:27:30 |
Hello. |
| 00:27:32 |
Hey, hey. It's Neil. |
| 00:27:34 |
Okay, so is it in, |
| 00:27:36 |
Listen, you sleazebag. |
| 00:27:39 |
I'm tired of this crap! |
| 00:27:42 |
Jackpot. |
| 00:27:52 |
(NEIL LAUGHING) |
| 00:27:56 |
It's the wrong number. |
| 00:28:04 |
You like to fish, Dupree? |
| 00:28:06 |
I'm not the world's |
| 00:28:08 |
Although I did have |
| 00:28:11 |
True story. |
| 00:28:14 |
I spent four days |
| 00:28:17 |
Great, big, old shitkicker, |
| 00:28:20 |
Four days? |
| 00:28:21 |
Well, I hope you mounted |
| 00:28:23 |
No. I didn't. |
| 00:28:30 |
THOMPSON: That's really noble. |
| 00:28:32 |
Dupree. How would you like to |
| 00:28:37 |
DUPREE: Really? |
| 00:28:39 |
Yeah. Just the two of us. |
| 00:28:41 |
Chick-a-boom. Chick-a-boom. |
| 00:28:44 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 00:28:47 |
DUPREE: Why not? |
| 00:28:49 |
Hey, Bob, is it just me, |
| 00:28:52 |
(BOTH LAUGHING) |
| 00:28:53 |
You're funny. |
| 00:28:54 |
What type of fool thinks |
| 00:28:58 |
Dupree, from now on, |
| 00:29:01 |
Yeah. Go out there. |
| 00:29:34 |
Nice, Dupree. |
| 00:29:40 |
You sure you're |
| 00:29:43 |
As long as it's not Carl, |
| 00:29:53 |
(GROWLING) |
| 00:29:57 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 00:29:59 |
Poetry, Aunt Kathy, |
| 00:30:03 |
couch-burning masturbator! |
| 00:30:05 |
You ruined my life! |
| 00:30:08 |
Get a hold of yourself! |
| 00:30:11 |
MOLLY: Oh, my God! |
| 00:30:13 |
This is my house! |
| 00:30:15 |
What are you gonna do, |
| 00:30:19 |
You gonna hit me? |
| 00:30:21 |
Come on! I dare you! |
| 00:30:22 |
(GROANING) |
| 00:30:24 |
You dared me. |
| 00:30:30 |
Don't tell me |
| 00:30:33 |
Why is it all Asian? |
| 00:30:35 |
Whoa, what's with |
| 00:30:37 |
There was a little bit of |
| 00:30:38 |
My wallet's still there |
| 00:30:41 |
It's not a big deal. |
| 00:30:44 |
I've got nowhere to go. |
| 00:30:46 |
Yeah. |
| 00:30:48 |
That'll be really cool. |
| 00:30:52 |
NEIL: Yo, Annie. |
| 00:30:54 |
Carl wants to stay here. |
| 00:30:55 |
Oh, really? I just got |
| 00:30:58 |
He cannot stay here. |
| 00:31:00 |
What are we gonna do? |
| 00:31:02 |
Tell him to leave! Now! Now! |
| 00:31:06 |
Look, |
| 00:31:11 |
She's freaked out |
| 00:31:12 |
Neil, what are you saying? |
| 00:31:15 |
You cannot come in here. |
| 00:31:17 |
She said so, man. |
| 00:31:19 |
You know what? |
| 00:31:23 |
I don't need this. |
| 00:31:26 |
I'm sorry! |
| 00:31:28 |
She controls what I do! |
| 00:31:30 |
Guys' night. Thursday. |
| 00:31:34 |
WOMAN ON PA: |
| 00:31:39 |
Frankly, Molly, |
| 00:31:42 |
Maybe I should have Paco |
| 00:31:44 |
Oh, Dad, please. |
| 00:31:47 |
Molly, I love you |
| 00:31:50 |
You don't see the world |
| 00:31:52 |
Dr. Navarro to 751. |
| 00:32:02 |
The doc says most of |
| 00:32:06 |
Dad. I'm going to |
| 00:32:08 |
and remember, you've never |
| 00:32:13 |
Do you ever really want |
| 00:32:22 |
That's a really |
| 00:32:26 |
No. Actually, it's not. |
| 00:32:30 |
Dupree. |
| 00:32:31 |
Molly? Molly. |
| 00:32:38 |
Bob, before I go, I have |
| 00:32:42 |
And remember, you've |
| 00:32:48 |
Who did you really want |
| 00:32:51 |
Me? Or was it, in fact, Carl? |
| 00:32:57 |
Take care of your neck, |
| 00:33:02 |
Okay, Bob. |
| 00:34:06 |
(CUTLERY CLATTERING) |
| 00:34:26 |
Carl? |
| 00:34:38 |
He didn't come home |
| 00:34:49 |
He loves you, Molly. |
| 00:34:55 |
I know. I know. |
| 00:35:02 |
Maybe it's just not enough. |
| 00:35:36 |
It has to be enough. |
| 00:35:41 |
Dupree, you gotta piece |
| 00:35:46 |
By God, it took 36 years, |
| 00:35:52 |
Well, guess what? |
| 00:35:56 |
Dupree hears you. |
| 00:36:01 |
Okay, gather around! Come on! |
| 00:36:04 |
BOY: What's going on, Dupree? |
| 00:36:05 |
I'm gonna tell you |
| 00:36:07 |
That's why I gave you |
| 00:36:09 |
Now, listen. Carl's missing. |
| 00:36:11 |
He ran away |
| 00:36:12 |
It's up to us to find him. |
| 00:36:15 |
I don't know |
| 00:36:17 |
If he attacks you, go limp. |
| 00:36:20 |
That's what I did, |
| 00:36:22 |
Toshi, pass out these fliers. |
| 00:36:25 |
Okay, Nancy, |
| 00:36:27 |
Go. Go! Cesar, get up here. |
| 00:36:29 |
I want you to hit |
| 00:36:31 |
Thompson Land Development. |
| 00:36:34 |
Go! Go! Fall out! |
| 00:36:35 |
And if you see him, |
| 00:36:39 |
(LOVE REMOVAL MACHINE PLAYING) |
| 00:36:42 |
I'm just looking for this guy, |
| 00:36:45 |
I've just lost my friend. |
| 00:36:48 |
Here you go. Just stand there. |
| 00:36:55 |
Carl! |
| 00:37:01 |
Here you go. There you go. |
| 00:37:12 |
CURLEY: And he took his hat. |
| 00:37:16 |
The colonel. Give us a break. |
| 00:37:18 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 00:37:22 |
Back again, huh? |
| 00:37:24 |
Just came in |
| 00:37:26 |
Well, that's good |
| 00:37:30 |
What's he talking about? |
| 00:37:41 |
WOMAN: How's Becca doing? |
| 00:37:47 |
In case you think |
| 00:37:49 |
maybe you should |
| 00:37:52 |
They're all about Mandy. |
| 00:37:58 |
Sonnets. |
| 00:38:02 |
I loved her. |
| 00:38:03 |
How come you never told me |
| 00:38:06 |
I don't know. |
| 00:38:11 |
Well, I guess I might have. |
| 00:38:13 |
Listen, if there's |
| 00:38:18 |
But you can't lose unless |
| 00:38:21 |
Look, Dupree. Listen, |
| 00:38:23 |
for one of your soliloquies. |
| 00:38:24 |
My life's in |
| 00:38:26 |
But what are you |
| 00:38:28 |
So what if you |
| 00:38:32 |
So what if her dad hates you. |
| 00:38:33 |
You think you're |
| 00:38:36 |
So what if he beat your ass |
| 00:38:39 |
That's probably |
| 00:38:41 |
The point is, |
| 00:38:45 |
They knocked you |
| 00:38:48 |
What's with this "Carlness"? |
| 00:38:52 |
Yes, it is. |
| 00:38:53 |
It's a verb. |
| 00:38:56 |
a preposition, |
| 00:38:58 |
It's your name |
| 00:39:01 |
Bullshit. There's never |
| 00:39:06 |
There's just Carl. |
| 00:39:14 |
Well, I'm glad we got |
| 00:39:26 |
You know, the truth is, |
| 00:39:28 |
I never really thought |
| 00:39:31 |
There was something |
| 00:39:34 |
That whole, "Hey, look at me. |
| 00:39:37 |
"I'm always smiling. |
| 00:39:41 |
Get the hell out of there. |
| 00:39:45 |
And if you want |
| 00:39:47 |
Now, wait a minute! |
| 00:39:49 |
Hold on a second! |
| 00:39:51 |
Molly is the best damn thing |
| 00:39:54 |
Leave her out of this. |
| 00:39:57 |
Did you see |
| 00:40:00 |
All of a sudden |
| 00:40:02 |
That's what |
| 00:40:06 |
You're trying to get it back, |
| 00:40:10 |
You're thinking. |
| 00:40:14 |
Come on. What do you got? |
| 00:40:17 |
Dupree, get your helmet. |
| 00:40:24 |
Shit. |
| 00:40:27 |
Paco's on duty. |
| 00:40:30 |
Hey, can you get me |
| 00:40:33 |
Hold on a second. |
| 00:40:43 |
Hello there. |
| 00:40:46 |
Do you have identification? |
| 00:40:49 |
You kidding me? |
| 00:40:52 |
Pretty obvious |
| 00:40:57 |
What are you, Samoan? |
| 00:40:59 |
What do you think? |
| 00:41:01 |
Could be Greek. |
| 00:41:04 |
It's okay, |
| 00:41:06 |
Where is your message? |
| 00:41:07 |
I keep 'em up here. |
| 00:41:09 |
All right. Have a good day. |
| 00:41:12 |
(DUPREE WHISTLING) |
| 00:41:15 |
Come on. |
| 00:41:18 |
Hold it. |
| 00:41:27 |
They said you were quick. |
| 00:41:30 |
Easy now, big 'un. |
| 00:41:34 |
where I'm throwing seven |
| 00:41:38 |
Yeah? Let's see them. |
| 00:41:47 |
That's what I thought. |
| 00:41:49 |
That's number one. |
| 00:41:52 |
Baby wants to play chase? |
| 00:41:56 |
Okay, here we go. |
| 00:42:03 |
Up or down? Up or down? |
| 00:42:05 |
Down! |
| 00:42:06 |
(YELLING) |
| 00:42:12 |
Gotcha. |
| 00:42:19 |
Mr. Peterson-Thompson? |
| 00:42:21 |
Where is he? |
| 00:42:23 |
(DUPREE YELLING) |
| 00:42:25 |
PACO: Stop! Stop! |
| 00:42:27 |
DUPREE: Catch up! |
| 00:42:33 |
(GROANS) |
| 00:42:39 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 00:42:42 |
Guy in chair. Number three. |
| 00:42:47 |
Did you see that? I got him. |
| 00:42:54 |
Dispatch, |
| 00:42:58 |
That was my number four. |
| 00:43:00 |
What's number five? |
| 00:43:08 |
Nice job, weasel. |
| 00:43:11 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 00:43:23 |
(WHISPERING) |
| 00:43:27 |
WOMAN: What is he doing? |
| 00:43:32 |
You can manufacture |
| 00:43:36 |
You sell them |
| 00:43:38 |
You got 25 in this |
| 00:43:42 |
I even think you can |
| 00:43:44 |
"Fifty million |
| 00:43:49 |
"square feet." |
| 00:43:51 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 00:43:53 |
Come here, weasel! |
| 00:43:56 |
(GROANS) |
| 00:43:58 |
Number six. |
| 00:44:00 |
Open the door. |
| 00:44:04 |
Oh, shit. |
| 00:44:13 |
I need a number seven! |
| 00:44:16 |
You want Samoa? |
| 00:44:19 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 00:44:37 |
Hello. Excuse me. |
| 00:44:41 |
You know, |
| 00:44:45 |
all I've thought about |
| 00:44:47 |
Don't make me look |
| 00:44:50 |
I've taken you down once. |
| 00:44:55 |
Not today, Bob. Not today. |
| 00:44:57 |
I'll go get Paco. |
| 00:45:02 |
You've done everything |
| 00:45:05 |
You've tried to intimidate me. |
| 00:45:09 |
You bastardized |
| 00:45:14 |
But here's the thing, Bob. |
| 00:45:17 |
I don't care about this job, |
| 00:45:20 |
I care about Molly. |
| 00:45:24 |
She means everything |
| 00:45:28 |
And if you're going to |
| 00:45:32 |
you'd better bring |
| 00:45:41 |
Carl? |
| 00:45:44 |
Hey, Carl. |
| 00:45:49 |
You... Will you all excuse us? |
| 00:45:56 |
Can everybody go? |
| 00:46:14 |
You know, Carl, |
| 00:46:19 |
maybe I was a little |
| 00:46:22 |
But you got to understand, |
| 00:46:27 |
And I've been having |
| 00:46:33 |
You asked me to |
| 00:46:36 |
Yeah, that was |
| 00:46:42 |
I apologize. |
| 00:46:48 |
I'm not gonna |
| 00:46:52 |
I know. |
| 00:46:54 |
(ROOF CREAKING) |
| 00:46:55 |
(SCREAMS) |
| 00:46:59 |
(GROANING) |
| 00:47:05 |
(FIX YOU PLAYING) |
| 00:47:52 |
Hey. There's Carl and Dupree. |
| 00:47:59 |
Dupree found Carl. |
| 00:48:31 |
He's on his own now. |
| 00:48:33 |
Molly? |
| 00:48:43 |
CARL: Molly? |
| 00:49:14 |
Molly. |
| 00:49:17 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:49:32 |
Don't ever walk out |
| 00:49:36 |
Ever. |
| 00:49:38 |
I know. I lost it. |
| 00:49:44 |
I didn't know |
| 00:49:45 |
Well, Carl, I don't always |
| 00:49:48 |
But we are in this together, |
| 00:49:52 |
Yeah. |
| 00:49:53 |
I mean, |
| 00:49:56 |
at your best friend |
| 00:50:01 |
I guess I... |
| 00:50:03 |
I know who you are. |
| 00:50:09 |
And that's why we don't |
| 00:50:17 |
I love you, Molly. |
| 00:50:21 |
And I promise you, |
| 00:50:39 |
(ALL CHEERING) |
| 00:50:42 |
(THREE IS A MAGIC NUMBER |
| 00:50:54 |
Oh, yeah! Yeah! |
| 00:51:00 |
Come on! Let's go! Go! |
| 00:51:02 |
Who wants some ice cream? |
| 00:51:13 |
Yeah! |
| 00:51:16 |
(GROANING) |
| 00:51:21 |
DUPREE ON MICROPHONE: |
| 00:51:23 |
I'm okay. |
| 00:51:24 |
Life will knock you down. |
| 00:51:27 |
It'll kick you in the gut |
| 00:51:31 |
But you can't let it |
| 00:51:33 |
Now what's "ness"? |
| 00:51:38 |
You, sir, |
| 00:51:40 |
My name's Joe. |
| 00:51:43 |
You follow me? Listen to me. |
| 00:51:45 |
Hang on to that, |
| 00:51:49 |
Because when that moment |
| 00:51:54 |
that's when you start throwing |
| 00:51:56 |
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) |
| 00:52:00 |
(EXCLAIMING) |
| 00:52:06 |
(ALL CHEERING) |
| 00:52:11 |
The mother ship hears you! |
| 00:52:16 |
Paco! Kick it! |
| 00:52:20 |
(BUST A MOVE PLAYING) |
| 00:52:30 |
(YELLS) |
| 00:57:33 |
(BIRDS CHIRPING) |
| 00:57:35 |
Lanceness. |
| 00:57:38 |
Lance-ness. |
| 00:57:41 |
Lance... ness. |
