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You re Telling Me
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(MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) |
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Is that you, Samuel? |
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Yes... |
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Is the... |
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Is the... |
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Is the dinner |
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On the table and off, |
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five hours ago! |
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Don't exaggerate. |
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It's only the shank |
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Half past eight. |
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MAN ON RADIO. ; We will now |
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When you hear |
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8:30. |
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Where have you been? |
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Don't answer! I know |
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"Down at the shop, |
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If you was married |
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You're no Edison, |
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No, and you're no prophet, |
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If you've no regard for me, |
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you might at least |
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My daughter's the happiest |
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Her silvery laughter rings out |
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till late at night. |
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Yeah. |
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But not in her own home, |
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Take those shoes |
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Who was putting them |
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Where is she now? |
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Who's she with? |
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I don't have to worry |
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Well, |
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She wouldn't be out |
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Me? |
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Suppose she were entertaining |
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and you came in |
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with your shoes off, |
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and your breath |
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Cheap? Four dollars a gallon. |
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My daughter ashamed |
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There she is now |
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that no-good... |
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What did I tell you? |
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I forgot. |
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Kissing him. |
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Bob Murchison. |
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Pauline, our... |
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Well, that's life, dear. |
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Girls will be girls. |
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When I was a little boy, |
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A rich man's son making |
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and you stand there. |
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No rich man's son |
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You might as well |
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That's the... |
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I'm sorry. |
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There. |
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Good night, Bob. |
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I know how to solve |
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No, no, Bob. |
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You won't elope with me? |
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No. |
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You won't let me |
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No. |
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What's keeping us apart? |
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Haven't you heard? |
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The railroad tracks. |
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Twenty years married |
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Give him a rest, Mom. |
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Say, you little night owl. |
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What do you mean |
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(MUMBLING) |
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The middle of |
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Yes, you. |
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Never let it |
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Hey, you left your gadget |
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Your father and I think |
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has gone far enough. |
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He doesn't seem to think so. |
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He just asked me |
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Marry him? Darling. |
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Hey, didn't I tell you? |
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ABIGAIL: Oh, shut up! |
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He really wants |
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I'm young and healthy |
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Sure, |
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doesn't have |
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Pick and choose, dear. |
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Liberty is sweet. |
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Once you're married, |
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(MUMBLING) |
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I guess I'll go to bed. |
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ABIGAIL: Look out! |
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Don't get tangled up |
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I won't get tangled up |
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I'm going upstairs. |
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It's worse than flypaper. |
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Might as well have |
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You know, Charlie, |
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Look out! |
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That's another |
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It's what I call |
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When a burglar comes in here |
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I get friendly with him. |
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Then I invite him |
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When he sits in the chair |
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The iron ball comes up |
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and smites him |
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thus knocking him |
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Now, don't either of you boys |
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Put that down, |
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Soon as I get this tire |
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How's the tire coming, |
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Coming? It's perfected. |
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Get over there, |
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Get over, Doc. |
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Now, give that wheel a spin. |
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Good. Now, stand clear, boys. |
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That's a puncture-proof tire. |
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CHARLIE: |
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Pretty good? It's perfect! |
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I've got nothing |
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(GROANING) |
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(HORN HONKING) |
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Hello. |
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Do I work fast? |
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My mother is |
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But, Bob, why? |
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Well, after what you said |
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I decided to |
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But why does she have |
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What'd you say to her? |
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Nothing much. |
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I merely said |
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You did? |
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And I am. |
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Mother's very much |
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I'll bet she is. |
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Well, I'd better go |
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and if you see ten women |
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kicking and screaming, |
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Goodbye. |
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Howdy, boys! |
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Say, Sam, I got |
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Registered airmail letter, |
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Sam. Sam. |
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What's the matter with him? |
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Sound sleeper, |
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Hey, Sam! |
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Registered letter. |
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Sign for me, will you, Doc? |
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She didn't work out as well |
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Ought to put |
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"Samuel Bisbee... |
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(MUMBLING) |
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"Dear sir. |
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"Your letter, at hand, |
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"If you care to demonstrate |
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"the Board will meet you |
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"in our main office." |
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That's great, Sam! |
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Yes, I guess I finally |
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Come on, Charlie, |
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(DOORBELL RINGING) |
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Mrs. Bisbee? |
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How do you do? |
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Won't you come in, please? |
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So nice of you to call, |
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I'm sure you understand |
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My daughter told me |
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It's about your daughter |
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I suppose you already know |
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who is very young |
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has been... |
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Has been what? |
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Well, fascinated by her. |
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Now he even talks of |
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Of course, |
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In short, |
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And why is it absurd |
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The women |
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That is history. |
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The Warren family? |
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You don't mean |
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My grandfather was |
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Not really! |
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There, |
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Well, this is a surprise. |
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Of course, |
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I'm the baby on his lap. |
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That was taken |
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You're sure this album |
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Quite sure. |
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Then your daughter Pauline |
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Well, of course, |
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in an entirely |
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You all right, boy? |
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Glad you weren't hurt. |
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That's a puncture-proof tire. |
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Couldn't hurt that tire. |
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Knock the tree down first. |
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I still think Robert's |
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and I was afraid |
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You understand. |
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Delicious, delicious! |
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Robert tells me your husband |
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Yes, in a manner of speaking. |
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However, |
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(CRASHING) |
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(LAUGHS) |
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May I ask, |
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Oh, various things. |
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For instance, |
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MURCHISON: A tire? |
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That's been |
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An automobile tire |
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Oh, but that's |
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I've never heard |
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And if there'd been a demand |
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surely someone would've |
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They've been trying to |
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Mrs. Murchison, |
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Your husband? |
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Well, |
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Look at the resiliency |
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ABIGAIL: Samuel, |
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won't you please take |
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All right. |
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I take it Mr. Bisbee |
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No. |
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So Abigail's been telling you |
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Well, |
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Wait till I show you |
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We were all Union men. |
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Sam, I don't think |
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Oh, sure she would. |
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Speak our language. |
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Now, there's Uncle Bean. |
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Fight at the drop of a hat, |
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and yet underneath it all as |
| 00:17:00 |
Look at those eyes... |
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Wrong picture. |
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He was the black sheep |
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Now he's got a big home |
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And that's Aunt Minnie, |
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an angel of mercy |
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Known from California |
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Stay up all night |
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night after night. |
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I really must be going now. |
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Wait a minute. |
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Okay, Abigail? |
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Oh! |
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Not bad, eh? |
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Get the knee action? |
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And stands without hitching! |
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Another relative, I presume. |
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No, no, no. |
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Just a little girl I met down |
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(HORN HONKING) |
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Hello. |
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What's the news |
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All quiet, up to now. |
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Shall we take a chance? |
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Your naive gaucherie |
| 00:18:05 |
I said |
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Oh, yes. |
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Thanks, thanks very much. |
| 00:18:11 |
So this is the family |
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Yes, it is. |
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The whole affair |
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We shall |
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sooner than consent |
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As impossible |
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Why, I'll crack her |
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Come, Robert. |
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I don't know what's happened, |
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Your mother means everything |
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But, Mother, |
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What's happened? |
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Tell me. |
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Everything was lovely, |
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Me? What'd I do? |
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They don't understand you. |
| 00:18:48 |
I meant |
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I'm ashamed that |
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You've said quite enough. |
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Bob, take your mother |
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Pauline, |
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Say, who started all this? |
| 00:18:58 |
Come, Robert. |
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Don't you even know |
| 00:19:03 |
Pauline. |
| 00:19:05 |
You better go, son. |
| 00:19:15 |
Well, I guess I told him. |
| 00:19:18 |
Yes, you certainly |
| 00:19:20 |
You've got nothing |
| 00:19:22 |
I got a letter from |
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Well, |
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Now, I suppose I can marry |
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Well, |
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and a flat one at that! |
| 00:19:37 |
Now, you two, |
| 00:19:39 |
"Mr. Samuel Bisbee... |
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(MUMBLING) |
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"Dear sir. |
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"Your letter, at hand, |
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"If you care to |
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Mr. Samuel Bisbee. |
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Mr. Bisbee? I'm Mr. Robbins, |
| 00:20:41 |
Pardon my glove. |
| 00:20:44 |
Gentlemen, Mr. Bisbee. |
| 00:20:45 |
Gentlemen, glad to know you. |
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Are you ready to |
| 00:20:49 |
I'll be with you |
| 00:20:51 |
What's the idea |
| 00:20:53 |
Going target shooting? |
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Use that for |
| 00:20:56 |
Hey, what's this? |
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That's another |
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I call it |
| 00:21:02 |
Makes breathing easy |
| 00:21:05 |
However, that's not for sale. |
| 00:21:07 |
And this? |
| 00:21:09 |
This makes scrubbing floors |
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Put one on each foot, |
| 00:21:16 |
What's this? |
| 00:21:18 |
Twins. |
| 00:21:20 |
That's not for sale |
| 00:21:22 |
I thought we came here |
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Yes. |
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I have four tires |
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If you'll follow me, |
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I'll give you |
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of a 1000% |
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the Bisbee |
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All right, gentlemen, |
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CRABBE: |
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ROBBINS: He's harmless. |
| 00:21:39 |
Oh, pardon me. |
| 00:21:43 |
Help me |
| 00:22:09 |
Looks just like |
| 00:22:11 |
Give him a chance. |
| 00:22:12 |
All right, |
| 00:22:17 |
These bullets bounce. |
| 00:22:20 |
I'm going |
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(TIRE HISSING) |
| 00:22:29 |
(MEN LAUGHING) |
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That's funny. |
| 00:22:37 |
I'll try the other one. |
| 00:22:40 |
(TIRE HISSING) |
| 00:22:42 |
(MEN LAUGHING) |
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I told you he was just |
| 00:22:48 |
I guess you're right. |
| 00:22:50 |
You think so, eh? |
| 00:22:52 |
Well, I tell you, |
| 00:22:54 |
but I put |
| 00:22:56 |
I'm going to prove... |
| 00:22:58 |
Watch this. |
| 00:23:01 |
Now, this'll be |
| 00:23:04 |
(TIRE HISSING) |
| 00:23:07 |
(MEN LAUGHING) |
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They're a huge success! |
| 00:23:13 |
A perfect case of deflation! |
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OFFICER ON RADIO. ; |
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Maniac shooting up |
| 00:23:30 |
OFFICER 1: Hey, |
| 00:23:40 |
(BELLS TOLLING) |
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Where you going? |
| 00:23:55 |
Church? |
| 00:23:58 |
I thought I might go |
| 00:24:01 |
Mother's going with me. |
| 00:24:04 |
You know why I'm here. |
| 00:24:07 |
I can't stay away from you. |
| 00:24:10 |
I called you |
| 00:24:11 |
I know. |
| 00:24:14 |
Oh, Bob, it's no use. |
| 00:24:17 |
I've thought it all out. |
| 00:24:19 |
I'll come by for you tonight, |
| 00:24:22 |
I have more pride than |
| 00:24:25 |
That thinks |
| 00:24:27 |
Mother didn't mean that. |
| 00:24:29 |
She was just annoyed |
| 00:24:31 |
Well, Dad suits me. |
| 00:24:33 |
I think he has |
| 00:24:36 |
Don't go. |
| 00:24:38 |
Your dad's all right. |
| 00:24:39 |
You bet he is! |
| 00:24:40 |
And when he gets back from |
| 00:24:43 |
why, we'll have |
| 00:24:45 |
You wait and see. |
| 00:24:46 |
Are you two children |
| 00:24:48 |
Good morning, Mrs. Bisbee. |
| 00:24:51 |
Coming to church, |
| 00:24:52 |
Yes, Mother. |
| 00:24:55 |
Pauline. |
| 00:24:56 |
Goodbye, Bob. |
| 00:24:58 |
This is final. |
| 00:25:02 |
(TRAIN HORN BLARING) |
| 00:25:48 |
There goes Sam Bisbee, |
| 00:25:51 |
Is he a hard drinker? |
| 00:25:52 |
Hard? It's the easiest thing |
| 00:25:58 |
(GRUNTS) |
| 00:25:59 |
Looks like |
| 00:26:03 |
Pardon me. |
| 00:26:04 |
I should have brought |
| 00:26:11 |
By golly, I put over |
| 00:26:15 |
Will my wife and kids |
| 00:26:21 |
(MAN WHISTLING) |
| 00:27:37 |
Oh, I beg your pardon. |
| 00:27:41 |
(MAN CONTINUES WHISTLING) |
| 00:27:44 |
(TRAIN HORN BLARING) |
| 00:28:03 |
"Goodwill tour." |
| 00:28:06 |
If they only knew, |
| 00:28:08 |
But you must forget him, |
| 00:28:11 |
Could you, |
| 00:28:12 |
Yes, officially. |
| 00:28:14 |
Confidentially, no. |
| 00:28:17 |
So I am to forget Michael, |
| 00:28:21 |
But I can't forget Michael. |
| 00:28:23 |
But you must. |
| 00:28:25 |
You're right, Rosita. |
| 00:28:28 |
I must forget him. |
| 00:28:30 |
(GROANS) |
| 00:28:32 |
Why, |
| 00:28:34 |
One moment, Your Highness. |
| 00:28:36 |
It's nothing, Rosita. |
| 00:28:38 |
Nothing serious, |
| 00:28:41 |
I'll call Nicholas. |
| 00:29:08 |
I bet he's got |
| 00:29:15 |
There! What did I tell you? |
| 00:29:20 |
I beg your pardon. |
| 00:29:25 |
I thought this was |
| 00:29:28 |
the washout. |
| 00:29:31 |
If you don't mind, |
| 00:29:33 |
I'm going right away. |
| 00:29:47 |
What's this? |
| 00:29:50 |
What are you up to? |
| 00:29:53 |
Don't do it, little lady. |
| 00:29:57 |
When you wake up |
| 00:29:58 |
and find yourself dead, |
| 00:30:00 |
it's too late to regret it. |
| 00:30:03 |
What are you talking about? |
| 00:30:05 |
Don't commit suicide. |
| 00:30:07 |
You're too young. |
| 00:30:10 |
I got here just in time. |
| 00:30:12 |
What makes you think that I... |
| 00:30:14 |
I was going to |
| 00:30:17 |
You? |
| 00:30:18 |
On this train, |
| 00:30:33 |
Suppose I'd have |
| 00:30:36 |
I'd have had to |
| 00:30:40 |
How terrible. |
| 00:30:42 |
Awful. |
| 00:30:45 |
Are you so unhappy? |
| 00:30:50 |
Little lady, you think |
| 00:30:55 |
Listen to mine. |
| 00:31:00 |
I lost my car, |
| 00:31:04 |
and I lost my patent |
| 00:31:07 |
Nose-lifter-upper? |
| 00:31:08 |
Yeah, nose-lifter-upper. |
| 00:31:11 |
My own invention. |
| 00:31:14 |
When I get back to town, |
| 00:31:19 |
except my wife. |
| 00:31:23 |
She'll murder me. |
| 00:31:25 |
But can't you explain to her |
| 00:31:27 |
No. You don't know my wife. |
| 00:31:32 |
The other night |
| 00:31:34 |
I said, "Abigail, dear, |
| 00:31:36 |
"is it okay |
| 00:31:39 |
She said, "You don't mind |
| 00:31:46 |
Uncalled-for sarcasm. |
| 00:31:53 |
(GASPS) |
| 00:31:56 |
Yeah, |
| 00:32:00 |
almost went through |
| 00:32:02 |
Really? |
| 00:32:04 |
Crystal Springs. |
| 00:32:09 |
(TRAIN HORN BLARING) |
| 00:32:15 |
Has he come out yet? |
| 00:32:18 |
I feel sorry for |
| 00:32:21 |
I depended upon this trip |
| 00:32:23 |
Have you a daughter? |
| 00:32:25 |
Yes, she's a sweet kid, |
| 00:32:27 |
but she's in love |
| 00:32:29 |
Clown? |
| 00:32:31 |
Son of the Murchison family, |
| 00:32:33 |
the richest people |
| 00:32:36 |
Oh, I see. Society. |
| 00:32:38 |
Yeah. Mrs. Murchison! |
| 00:32:42 |
Looks like |
| 00:32:45 |
Don't you care for society? |
| 00:32:46 |
We don't go in for it. |
| 00:32:48 |
We live |
| 00:32:50 |
But you wouldn't |
| 00:32:51 |
I think I understand. |
| 00:32:53 |
It's the same in my country, |
| 00:32:54 |
only we call it |
| 00:32:56 |
Yeah, we still call it |
| 00:33:01 |
Here's my little daughter. |
| 00:33:03 |
It's my wife |
| 00:33:05 |
She's lovely... |
| 00:33:07 |
She's lovely. |
| 00:33:09 |
It's sad to be |
| 00:33:11 |
and not to marry |
| 00:33:13 |
Don't you think so, Mr... |
| 00:33:15 |
Bisbee's the name, |
| 00:33:18 |
All right, Sam. |
| 00:33:20 |
But your daughter should |
| 00:33:22 |
There must be a way, |
| 00:33:25 |
Only a fairy princess |
| 00:33:29 |
and there ain't |
| 00:33:31 |
Don't be too sure, Sam. |
| 00:33:33 |
You never can tell |
| 00:33:36 |
Thanks, thanks, Miss... |
| 00:33:38 |
My friends call me Marie. |
| 00:33:40 |
Thanks, Marie. |
| 00:33:41 |
If you ever get down |
| 00:33:43 |
you must stop in |
| 00:33:46 |
My wife and daughter would be |
| 00:33:49 |
Well, I hope |
| 00:33:50 |
Bored me? |
| 00:33:52 |
Well, thank you. Goodbye. |
| 00:33:56 |
Crystal Springs. |
| 00:34:03 |
What time do we get |
| 00:34:04 |
Crystal Springs? |
| 00:34:07 |
Why didn't you call it out? |
| 00:34:09 |
I did, sir, |
| 00:34:11 |
Oh, drat! |
| 00:34:17 |
When do we get |
| 00:34:23 |
Drat! |
| 00:34:25 |
Drat! |
| 00:34:31 |
Drat! |
| 00:34:39 |
You sent for me, |
| 00:34:40 |
What engagements have we, |
| 00:34:42 |
Tonight, |
| 00:34:46 |
Tomorrow? |
| 00:34:47 |
Tomorrow, |
| 00:34:50 |
Excellent. |
| 00:34:59 |
I saw Sam Bisbee |
| 00:35:02 |
He was drunk and making love |
| 00:35:06 |
SARAH: Did you say |
| 00:35:07 |
I was just going |
| 00:35:10 |
And what do you |
| 00:35:12 |
He leered at me, gave me |
| 00:35:16 |
And they went |
| 00:35:19 |
What do you suppose |
| 00:35:22 |
I don't pretend to know, |
| 00:35:24 |
It's entirely |
| 00:35:26 |
Sells his invention |
| 00:35:31 |
and then what does he do |
| 00:35:33 |
Runs off with |
| 00:35:36 |
ALL: No! |
| 00:35:40 |
What's all |
| 00:35:42 |
Anything happen to him? |
| 00:35:44 |
Who'd have thought it. |
| 00:35:46 |
He ain't in trouble, |
| 00:35:47 |
Oh, boy, and how. |
| 00:35:48 |
Here's the way |
| 00:35:50 |
Sam goes on a tear up |
| 00:35:54 |
and he's going across |
| 00:35:57 |
They went through here, |
| 00:36:15 |
I tell you |
| 00:36:17 |
No, you can't trust |
| 00:36:19 |
And isn't that |
| 00:36:21 |
Traipsing |
| 00:36:23 |
She was sitting |
| 00:36:24 |
and he was |
| 00:36:27 |
When he sees |
| 00:36:29 |
he gets up and slams |
| 00:36:31 |
You know |
| 00:36:32 |
I think it was |
| 00:36:39 |
How do, Mrs. Price? |
| 00:36:41 |
How dare you speak |
| 00:36:46 |
What's wrong with her? |
| 00:36:48 |
Hello. Lovely weather |
| 00:36:57 |
Hello, Jane, |
| 00:37:00 |
How are you? |
| 00:37:03 |
How's your... |
| 00:37:13 |
Maybe that was it. |
| 00:37:16 |
Fellows, here's the sheik! |
| 00:37:19 |
MAN: How was she, Sam? |
| 00:37:21 |
Has she got a friend? |
| 00:37:23 |
(ALL LAUGHING) |
| 00:37:25 |
What's the matter |
| 00:37:31 |
I can't understand |
| 00:37:34 |
Everybody shuns me |
| 00:37:37 |
We've been |
| 00:37:39 |
It was a tough break, |
| 00:37:41 |
How did I know |
| 00:37:44 |
Sam, Charlie and me |
| 00:37:46 |
We're with you |
| 00:37:49 |
If ever I needed |
| 00:37:52 |
I need them today. |
| 00:37:54 |
Who was she, Sam? |
| 00:37:55 |
Who was who? |
| 00:37:57 |
That woman you had |
| 00:38:06 |
Oh, so that's it, is it? |
| 00:38:10 |
Ain't it funny |
| 00:38:17 |
Come on, Sam, |
| 00:38:20 |
She was the finest lady |
| 00:38:28 |
(GROANS) |
| 00:38:39 |
(LAUGHS) |
| 00:38:43 |
Joke's on me, Sam. |
| 00:38:48 |
Try some of this |
| 00:38:54 |
It's a funny old world. |
| 00:38:58 |
A man's lucky |
| 00:39:34 |
(TRAIN HORN BLARING) |
| 00:39:49 |
(WHISTLE BLOWING) |
| 00:39:59 |
I never met a princess before. |
| 00:40:01 |
I never met anything |
| 00:40:17 |
Princess Lescaboura. |
| 00:40:19 |
I'm the Mayor |
| 00:40:21 |
I'm delighted. |
| 00:40:22 |
Will you step |
| 00:40:25 |
I'll be all right. |
| 00:40:32 |
May I present |
| 00:40:34 |
Mrs. Edward Quimby Murchison. |
| 00:40:37 |
Oh, yes! I've heard |
| 00:40:40 |
Really? I'm charmed. |
| 00:40:43 |
My husband, Mr. Murchison. |
| 00:40:45 |
Maybe you'd like to take |
| 00:40:48 |
or something, |
| 00:40:50 |
Thank you. |
| 00:40:51 |
I've come to visit |
| 00:40:53 |
We shall include them, |
| 00:40:56 |
You're too kind. |
| 00:40:58 |
Are you sure |
| 00:41:00 |
Princess! How could we? |
| 00:41:05 |
Well, well, |
| 00:41:07 |
Him? Who? |
| 00:41:08 |
Everyone Your Highness |
| 00:41:11 |
I've seen to that. |
| 00:41:13 |
But I don't see |
| 00:41:16 |
(ALL MURMURING) |
| 00:41:17 |
Did she say Bisbee? |
| 00:41:20 |
There is a Bisbee |
| 00:41:24 |
Then it couldn't |
| 00:41:29 |
Surely you don't mean... |
| 00:41:30 |
Not Sam Bisbee, |
| 00:41:33 |
Yes, Sam Bisbee. |
| 00:41:35 |
A real hero |
| 00:41:38 |
A hero? |
| 00:41:41 |
No one will ever know |
| 00:41:44 |
What did he do for you, |
| 00:41:48 |
He saved my life. |
| 00:41:50 |
Why... |
| 00:41:53 |
if we'd have knowed |
| 00:41:56 |
we'd have had him |
| 00:41:59 |
Would it be |
| 00:42:00 |
Would you drive me |
| 00:42:02 |
His home? |
| 00:42:05 |
Yes. |
| 00:42:06 |
Why, it's a pleasure, |
| 00:42:08 |
Thank you. |
| 00:42:10 |
Where does Bisbee live? |
| 00:42:12 |
The other side |
| 00:42:14 |
Gosh all hemlock! |
| 00:42:19 |
We're sure |
| 00:42:21 |
but if you insist. |
| 00:42:23 |
All ready, boys? |
| 00:42:28 |
What'd you tell her? |
| 00:42:31 |
When your wife phoned |
| 00:42:33 |
I said you were |
| 00:42:35 |
I thought I was |
| 00:42:40 |
If I had enough money |
| 00:42:45 |
Think I'll do it anyhow. |
| 00:42:47 |
Why don't you take |
| 00:42:49 |
A little pet of some kind. |
| 00:42:51 |
Women are crazy about pets. |
| 00:42:54 |
Pets haven't a thing |
| 00:42:57 |
See what |
| 00:42:59 |
Itll take a bigger bird |
| 00:43:05 |
Hey, pet man! |
| 00:43:11 |
Whoa, Myrtle! |
| 00:43:12 |
Hey! Myrtle! |
| 00:43:16 |
Myrtle, look out! |
| 00:43:19 |
Get down, Myrt! |
| 00:43:20 |
Come on. Now you're okay. |
| 00:43:22 |
(PEOPLE CHATTERING) |
| 00:43:24 |
Now, come here! |
| 00:43:27 |
Come back here! |
| 00:43:30 |
(MEN LAUGHING) |
| 00:43:55 |
MAN 2: Put your hat |
| 00:43:57 |
It's a shame, Your Highness, |
| 00:43:58 |
you came all this way |
| 00:44:05 |
Edward! Edward! |
| 00:44:10 |
EDWARD: Yes, my dear, |
| 00:44:11 |
Well, stop him! |
| 00:44:13 |
Hi, boys! |
| 00:44:16 |
We want Bisbee. |
| 00:44:18 |
(SIRENS WAILING) |
| 00:44:46 |
Come on, Myrt! Here. |
| 00:44:48 |
OFFICER 1: Mr. Bisbee! |
| 00:44:49 |
Bisbee! |
| 00:44:53 |
Come on up |
| 00:44:57 |
Bisbee! Bisbee! |
| 00:45:01 |
Your old friend, |
| 00:45:04 |
Who? |
| 00:45:14 |
I'm afraid you girls |
| 00:45:17 |
Surely you remember the girl |
| 00:45:28 |
Marie! How are you? |
| 00:45:31 |
You're a sight for sore eyes! |
| 00:45:33 |
We're conducting |
| 00:45:36 |
Her Royal Highness? |
| 00:45:39 |
You are, eh? Well... |
| 00:45:41 |
We're on our way |
| 00:45:42 |
Yes, do come, do come. |
| 00:45:44 |
Say, I wouldn't ride |
| 00:45:46 |
for all the money |
| 00:45:50 |
If you don't mind, |
| 00:45:52 |
and ride with the mayor. |
| 00:45:54 |
Thank you so much. |
| 00:45:56 |
They rolls off my knife. |
| 00:45:58 |
Here, Murchie, |
| 00:46:00 |
If she starts singing, |
| 00:46:06 |
Well, Marie, |
| 00:46:08 |
I'm surprised you didn't |
| 00:46:13 |
Lescaboura! |
| 00:46:16 |
That's a funny name. |
| 00:46:18 |
(SIRENS WAILING) |
| 00:46:20 |
That princess stuff's |
| 00:46:23 |
Hope we can put it |
| 00:46:25 |
Must be a fire! |
| 00:46:31 |
There she is now. Duck! |
| 00:46:52 |
How do you do, Mrs. Bisbee? |
| 00:46:54 |
Isn't this an honor |
| 00:46:57 |
Why, |
| 00:47:04 |
Your Highness, |
| 00:47:07 |
and her daughter, Pauline? |
| 00:47:08 |
I'm so happy to know you, |
| 00:47:12 |
I think you're the luckiest |
| 00:47:15 |
Is my husband dead? |
| 00:47:17 |
Not at all. |
| 00:47:18 |
And you, |
| 00:47:22 |
Aw, gee! |
| 00:47:25 |
You don't realize |
| 00:47:28 |
Of course, I don't know |
| 00:47:30 |
You don't know he saved |
| 00:47:35 |
Heroes don't talk much, |
| 00:47:37 |
But in my country, |
| 00:47:43 |
(ALL CLAMORING) |
| 00:47:45 |
Mother! |
| 00:47:46 |
Mother! |
| 00:47:48 |
Quickly, |
| 00:47:52 |
Look out, she may be stalling. |
| 00:47:57 |
There, there, Mother! |
| 00:48:01 |
I'm all right. |
| 00:48:05 |
I'll get your husband. |
| 00:48:08 |
Colonel! Colonel Bisbee! |
| 00:48:12 |
Sam! |
| 00:48:25 |
Hello, Abigail, dear. |
| 00:48:29 |
Hello, Samuel. |
| 00:48:31 |
Your Highness, |
| 00:48:33 |
I know |
| 00:48:34 |
but won't you come in? |
| 00:48:36 |
I'd be delighted! |
| 00:48:38 |
Won't you all come in? |
| 00:48:40 |
Charmed, I assure you. |
| 00:48:42 |
(ALL CHATTERING) |
| 00:48:46 |
It looks like a great day |
| 00:48:48 |
Thank you, Mayor. |
| 00:48:51 |
Colonel, |
| 00:49:10 |
Mayor, you're okay. |
| 00:49:13 |
I voted for you |
| 00:49:15 |
Five times. |
| 00:49:30 |
Your Highness, please. |
| 00:49:31 |
Before you make |
| 00:49:34 |
I've invited some |
| 00:49:36 |
to my home |
| 00:49:37 |
I hope you'll enjoy |
| 00:49:39 |
I'm so sorry, |
| 00:49:41 |
but you see, I'm dining |
| 00:49:47 |
But Your Highness! |
| 00:49:48 |
I've made |
| 00:49:51 |
Why how fortunate! |
| 00:49:54 |
Object? |
| 00:49:56 |
If Mrs. Murchison's caterers |
| 00:49:58 |
Then you could invite |
| 00:50:01 |
Well, of course |
| 00:50:06 |
It pleases me very much. |
| 00:50:08 |
And you're all invited. |
| 00:50:10 |
Isn't she marvelous! |
| 00:50:12 |
I never would have |
| 00:50:17 |
(MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:50:19 |
I can't tell you |
| 00:50:22 |
What was that? |
| 00:50:24 |
Allowing me to use |
| 00:50:26 |
Not at all. It's a pleasure. |
| 00:50:31 |
How do you do, Mrs. Bisbee? |
| 00:50:35 |
SAM: Thank you, |
| 00:50:37 |
Well, Samuel? |
| 00:50:39 |
Abigail, my dear, |
| 00:50:43 |
Don't be so stiff. |
| 00:50:45 |
How can you |
| 00:50:51 |
Sam, you look marvelous. |
| 00:50:53 |
Oh, thanks, thanks, thanks. |
| 00:50:57 |
Princess... Princess! |
| 00:51:01 |
Your Highness, |
| 00:51:10 |
Your Highness, |
| 00:51:12 |
How do you do? |
| 00:51:15 |
Really! |
| 00:51:16 |
You're Pauline's fiancée, |
| 00:51:18 |
Not yet, Your Highness, |
| 00:51:19 |
but I still have hopes. |
| 00:51:21 |
And this is |
| 00:51:24 |
She's a darling! |
| 00:51:28 |
Except you |
| 00:51:30 |
Thanks, Dad. |
| 00:51:32 |
Don't drink |
| 00:51:34 |
No, I won't. |
| 00:51:37 |
That's an idea. |
| 00:52:04 |
Won't you sit down, |
| 00:52:06 |
Come and sit with me. |
| 00:52:12 |
What a marvelous match |
| 00:52:15 |
Take off those spats! |
| 00:52:18 |
And come right in here! |
| 00:52:19 |
Oh, yeah, I'll have them |
| 00:52:22 |
(WHISTLING) |
| 00:52:25 |
Hey, you boys stick around. |
| 00:52:27 |
There's going to be |
| 00:52:29 |
ABIGAIL: Samuel! |
| 00:52:34 |
Yes, dear? |
| 00:52:38 |
Take that junk with you. |
| 00:52:41 |
Your Highness, friends, |
| 00:52:43 |
I have a little |
| 00:52:45 |
It gives me great pleasure |
| 00:52:49 |
to Miss Pauline Bisbee. |
| 00:52:51 |
(ALL MURMURING) |
| 00:52:52 |
Formal announcements |
| 00:52:55 |
(ALL APPLAUDING) |
| 00:52:58 |
Congratulations! |
| 00:53:01 |
(ALL CHATTERING) |
| 00:53:06 |
...be here, and everything. |
| 00:53:10 |
Murchie, |
| 00:53:12 |
I'm beginning |
| 00:53:14 |
If you want a little |
| 00:53:16 |
I know where there's |
| 00:53:17 |
out here in the closet... |
| 00:53:19 |
You play golf, |
| 00:53:23 |
Yes, but very badly, |
| 00:53:26 |
We're opening our new |
| 00:53:28 |
I'm going to ball off |
| 00:53:30 |
If you really |
| 00:53:32 |
let me |
| 00:53:33 |
Sam Bisbee, |
| 00:53:35 |
Sam Bisbee? Sam? |
| 00:53:37 |
It would |
| 00:53:39 |
Anything |
| 00:53:41 |
I'm afraid I can't do it. |
| 00:53:43 |
Will you make |
| 00:53:46 |
Ladies and gentlemen! |
| 00:53:47 |
I wish to |
| 00:53:49 |
of our new course |
| 00:53:50 |
tomorrow afternoon sharp. |
| 00:53:52 |
Our esteemed friend, |
| 00:53:57 |
I mean, |
| 00:54:00 |
Shall we all go in |
| 00:54:04 |
His Honor has |
| 00:54:08 |
You know, I have |
| 00:54:11 |
They were left to me |
| 00:54:13 |
He was an inventor, too, |
| 00:54:14 |
That's fine, Sam. |
| 00:54:17 |
Marie, this princess |
| 00:54:21 |
Keep it up! Keep it up! |
| 00:54:23 |
(EXCLAIMS) |
| 00:54:25 |
Fish eggs! |
| 00:54:30 |
All right, folks. |
| 00:54:32 |
We're about to start |
| 00:54:35 |
I'm depending a lot upon you. |
| 00:54:37 |
I was never on a golf course |
| 00:54:40 |
Don't worry. |
| 00:54:45 |
I don't like |
| 00:54:47 |
Why, |
| 00:54:48 |
He don't know |
| 00:54:50 |
Well, pretend you know. |
| 00:54:51 |
Talk as though |
| 00:54:53 |
Well, I'll do |
| 00:54:56 |
This is a happy day, |
| 00:54:58 |
Do you know, |
| 00:55:00 |
I don't believe he ever hit |
| 00:55:02 |
Don't worry, Mother. |
| 00:55:04 |
Hey! Get out... |
| 00:55:15 |
Mr. Bisbee! |
| 00:55:17 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 00:55:20 |
it gives me |
| 00:55:22 |
that Mr. Sam Bisbee |
| 00:55:31 |
I thank you |
| 00:55:44 |
Going to be a great help, |
| 00:55:46 |
I haven't played since playing |
| 00:55:48 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:55:51 |
Put it... Put the bag down. |
| 00:55:56 |
I haven't played since playing |
| 00:56:00 |
I used to be in the dressing |
| 00:56:02 |
In the early days |
| 00:56:03 |
we used to |
| 00:56:07 |
How far is it from |
| 00:56:09 |
About a mile. |
| 00:56:10 |
Really? |
| 00:56:12 |
We used to putt |
| 00:56:16 |
Of course, |
| 00:56:20 |
Little too much whip |
| 00:56:24 |
Now stand clear, boy, |
| 00:56:26 |
By the way, did you |
| 00:56:29 |
Wonderful! |
| 00:56:31 |
Now, stand... |
| 00:56:34 |
You don't play golf |
| 00:56:37 |
There's a marvelous club. |
| 00:56:42 |
Where's that club |
| 00:56:43 |
Let me see |
| 00:56:45 |
Never mind. |
| 00:56:46 |
I bought a wonderful club |
| 00:56:47 |
Did you? |
| 00:56:50 |
This is a very remarkable |
| 00:56:54 |
(WHISPERS) I told you |
| 00:57:00 |
You know |
| 00:57:04 |
That's no good. |
| 00:57:07 |
Now, stand clear, boy, |
| 00:57:13 |
Ah, just as I thought. |
| 00:57:16 |
Try this putting niblick. |
| 00:57:18 |
Putting niblick? |
| 00:57:20 |
A putting niblick! |
| 00:57:22 |
Oh, that's much better. |
| 00:57:26 |
Now, stand clear, boy, |
| 00:57:29 |
(RUSTLING) |
| 00:57:43 |
Stand clear! |
| 00:58:12 |
(WHISTLING) |
| 00:58:15 |
Stop it! |
| 00:58:16 |
Now, you stand clear |
| 00:58:20 |
Sorry to have |
| 00:58:23 |
Stand clear! |
| 00:58:54 |
Quite a breeze! |
| 00:59:00 |
(SHOE SQUEAKING) |
| 00:59:25 |
You stand still, will you? |
| 00:59:27 |
Maybe this'll help a bit. |
| 00:59:30 |
Stand still and keep |
| 00:59:34 |
I never should have had |
| 00:59:37 |
Go on and hit it, Sam. |
| 00:59:40 |
Well, I know, |
| 00:59:42 |
(SQUEAKING) |
| 00:59:45 |
Stay still if I have |
| 00:59:49 |
Awfully sorry I keep |
| 00:59:53 |
(GROANS) |
| 00:59:55 |
Godfrey Daniel! |
| 01:00:04 |
It's chocolate custard. |
| 01:00:13 |
I was a fool to ever |
| 01:00:18 |
Go away! Go away! |
| 01:00:32 |
Look at that thing! |
| 01:00:37 |
Got the pie on there, yeah. |
| 01:00:41 |
Put your foot on that. |
| 01:00:46 |
Now stand clear and keep |
| 01:00:50 |
Look at that thing. |
| 01:00:53 |
I was a fool for |
| 01:01:02 |
Hope they can't see this. |
| 01:01:04 |
Come on, go away. |
| 01:01:19 |
(BLOWING) |
| 01:01:25 |
You know, |
| 01:01:27 |
I was against it |
| 01:01:29 |
I wanted to carry |
| 01:01:34 |
But of course when you... |
| 01:01:35 |
MARIE: Don't get |
| 01:01:37 |
I'm not annoyed, |
| 01:01:39 |
I look like... |
| 01:01:43 |
All these people, |
| 01:01:49 |
You stand clear and keep |
| 01:01:52 |
I think I'll hit it now. |
| 01:01:59 |
You see? Sorry... |
| 01:02:03 |
There it goes again. |
| 01:02:13 |
There's your pie! |
| 01:02:18 |
You stand clear and keep |
| 01:02:29 |
Take that! |
| 01:02:34 |
I hope you lose your nail. |
| 01:02:37 |
I really don't. |
| 01:02:47 |
That's strange. |
| 01:02:53 |
There it is. |
| 01:02:55 |
There. |
| 01:02:56 |
There. |
| 01:02:57 |
On the end of your club, |
| 01:02:59 |
(LAUGHS) |
| 01:03:02 |
What a dunce I feel like. Oh! |
| 01:03:05 |
Stop that, will you! |
| 01:03:09 |
You stand clear and keep |
| 01:03:11 |
Excuse me, please. |
| 01:03:15 |
Is that Mr. Bisbee? |
| 01:03:17 |
Oh, thanks. |
| 01:03:19 |
Stand clear, boy, |
| 01:03:23 |
Mr. Bisbee! Robbins, |
| 01:03:26 |
Yeah, glad to see you again, |
| 01:03:28 |
We found your car, |
| 01:03:30 |
I'm prepared to make you |
| 01:03:32 |
How much? |
| 01:03:35 |
Just a moment, Sam. |
| 01:03:37 |
Yes, it is. |
| 01:03:39 |
I'm prepared to offer |
| 01:03:41 |
I beg pardon. |
| 01:03:42 |
I'm the Princess Lescaboura, |
| 01:03:44 |
and I want the rights |
| 01:03:45 |
Well, I won't haggle. |
| 01:03:47 |
$75,000! |
| 01:03:48 |
MARIE: $90,000! |
| 01:03:49 |
$150,000! |
| 01:03:51 |
$400,000! |
| 01:03:53 |
$600,000! |
| 01:03:57 |
I'll give you |
| 01:03:59 |
and a royalty on |
| 01:04:01 |
Sold to the gentleman |
| 01:04:03 |
(ALL CHEERING) |
| 01:04:04 |
Here's a check |
| 01:04:08 |
(ALL CLAMORING) |
| 01:04:10 |
You take this check! |
| 01:04:13 |
Sam! |
| 01:04:16 |
SAM: Goodbye, my bun. |
| 01:04:21 |
Goodbye, Mr. Bisbee. |
| 01:04:23 |
Goodbye, Bisbee. |
| 01:04:25 |
Goodbye, Sam. |
| 01:04:28 |
I want to thank you |
| 01:04:30 |
The pleasure's mutual. |
| 01:04:32 |
We certainly put that |
| 01:04:35 |
You're telling me! |
| 01:04:38 |
Goodbye, Sam. |
| 01:04:40 |
WOMAN 1: Goodbye! |
| 01:04:42 |
Don't forget... |
| 01:04:44 |
Goodbye! |
| 01:04:46 |
Don't... Don't forget |
| 01:04:49 |
Boys, we're off to the races. |
| 01:04:54 |
(SIGHING) |
| 01:04:57 |
Now, if anybody wants me |
| 01:04:59 |
I'll be in conference. |
| 01:05:03 |
Right about face! |
| 01:05:06 |
Forward march! |
| 01:05:10 |
(SIGHING) |
| 01:05:12 |
(WHISTLES) |
| 01:05:15 |
They've gone. |
| 01:05:18 |
Charlie, open that bag. |
| 01:05:22 |
This'll be |
