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You ve Got Mail
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Amazing. This is amazing. |
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Listen to this: The entire work |
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...had to have solitaire removed |
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...because they hadn't done |
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That's so sad. |
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Do you know what this is? |
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The end of Western civilization |
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Aren't you late? |
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Technology. Name me one thing |
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Electricity. |
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That's one. You think this machine's |
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I'm out of here. |
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See you tonight! |
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Sushi! |
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Bye! |
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Welcome. |
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You've got mail. |
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"Brinkley is my dog. He loves |
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Although he likes to eat bits |
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...and I prefer to buy them. |
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Brinkley is a great catcher who was |
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But he chose to stay with me |
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...sleeping on a large green pillow |
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Don't you love New York in the fall? |
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Makes me want to buy school supplies. |
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I'm almost ready. |
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I would send you a bouquet |
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...if I knew your name and address. |
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On the other hand, |
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Did you push it? |
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Yes, I pushed it. |
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I'm so late. |
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Random House fired Dick Atkins. |
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Murray Chilton died, which makes |
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Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! |
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Vince got a great review. |
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Tonight, PEN dinner. |
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Am I going? |
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Joe Fox, you promised. |
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It's black-tie. |
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Can't I just give money instead? |
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What is it this week? |
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I'm in favor of that. |
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Okay, I'll go. |
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I'll go. You're late. |
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I know. I know. |
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Who's a happy dog? |
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Who's a happy dog? |
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Welcome. |
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You've got mail. |
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All right. Okay. |
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Dear friend, I like to start |
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...as if we're already |
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I pretend that we're the oldest |
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...as opposed to what |
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People who don't know |
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...and met in a chat room where |
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"What will NY152 say today?" I wonder. |
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I turn on my computer. |
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I wait impatiently as it connects. |
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I go online... |
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...and my breath catches in my chest |
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"You've got mail. " |
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I hear nothing, not even a sound |
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Just the beat of my own heart. |
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I have mail... |
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...from you. |
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The electrical contractor called. |
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So he won't be here till tomorrow. |
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And upstairs the shelves are late... |
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...because the pine |
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Very good. |
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And we got a $50,000 ticket |
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Great. |
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That is great. |
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Is the electrician here today? |
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I just told you he hit a deer. |
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You're right. |
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I wasn't. |
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I hear nothing. Nothing. |
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Not a sound on the city streets, |
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I think that's how it goes. |
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You and Patricia got engaged. |
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You can tell me. |
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Engaged? |
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Are you crazy? |
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I thought you liked Patricia. |
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I do. I do. |
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I love Patricia. I love Patricia. |
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Patricia is amazing. |
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We should announce ourselves to |
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I don't know, this is |
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We might as well tell them |
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They're going to hate us. |
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Soon as they hear, |
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...to picket the big bad chain store. |
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That's out to destroy-- |
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Everything they hold dear. |
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We're going to seduce them |
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...and our discounts, |
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...and our cappuccino. |
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That's right. They're going |
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...but we'll get them in the end. |
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And you know why? |
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Why? |
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Because we'll sell them cheap books |
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In the meantime, |
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"Coming soon, a Fox Books Superstore. |
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...As You Know lt!" |
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Good morning, Christina. |
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Good morning, kathleen. |
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It's a beautiful day. Isn't it |
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I guess. Yeah, sure. |
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Idiot, what are you doing? |
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Where you going? |
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Don't you just love |
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Perfect. |
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Can't beat that. |
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Scotch tape? |
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Nothing. |
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You're in love. |
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In love? No. |
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Yes. That's right. |
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I'm practically living with Frank. |
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Could you get our |
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Yeah, by Monday. I promise. |
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I have this paper due Friday. |
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What is going on? |
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Nothing. Nothing at all. |
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You know, I am just going to |
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All right. |
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Is it infidelity if you're involved |
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Have you had sex? |
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No, of course not. |
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I mean cybersex. |
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Don't do it. The minute you do, |
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It's not like that. |
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We just e-mail. |
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On top of which, I'm thinking of |
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Out of hand? |
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Confusing. |
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But not. |
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Because it's nothing. |
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Where'd you meet him? |
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Listen, I can't even remember. |
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On my birthday, I wandered |
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...for a joke, sort of. |
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And he was there. |
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About what? |
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Books and music, how much |
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Harmless, harmless. |
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Meaningless. |
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Bouquets of sharpened pencils. |
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Excuse me? |
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Forget it. |
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We don't talk about anything personal, |
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...or what he does |
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...so it'll be easy for me to stop |
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God. He could be the next person |
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I know. |
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He could be... |
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...George. |
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Morning. |
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Are you online? |
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As far as I'm concerned... |
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...the lnternet is just another way |
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Good morning, Birdie. |
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What are you girls talking about? |
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Cybersex. |
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I tried to have cybersex once, |
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I know. |
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I know. I was really depressed |
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Time to open up. |
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Jessica and Maya, how are you today? |
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-Want to say hi to kathleen? |
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May I help you? |
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Construction's going well. |
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Although kevin and I |
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...about the neighborhood response. |
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This fabric on the couch, |
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Money. |
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Its name is money. |
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Gillian selected it. |
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Good guess. |
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Your father's getting married again. |
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Really? |
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-Congratulations. |
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Why? |
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Who knows? |
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Love? |
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Possible. |
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I think you're a damn fool. |
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Pops, Matthew is |
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It'd be nice for him if he knew |
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Listen, I have a |
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City Books... |
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...on 23rd Street? |
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It's going under. |
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Another independent bites the dust. |
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On to the next! |
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Going to buy out their entire |
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...and New York history |
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How much...? |
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Whatever it costs, |
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...as that exquisitely uncomfortable |
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Which is now all over my suit. |
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Here you go. |
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We're also going to have |
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...dedicated just to writers |
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As a shot to the neighborhood. |
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Perfect. keep those West Side |
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Readers, Dad. |
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Don't romanticize them. |
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...from jumping down your throat. |
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What's the competition? |
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One mystery store, Sleuth, |
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...and a children's bookstore, |
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Been there forever. |
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Cecilia's store. |
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Who's that? |
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Cecilia kelly. |
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Lovely woman. I think we might |
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Or maybe we just exchanged letters. |
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You wrote her letters? |
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Mail. It was called mail. |
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Stamps, envelopes-- |
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You know, I've heard of it. |
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Cecilia had beautiful penmanship. |
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She was too young for me... |
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...but she was... |
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...enchanting. |
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Enchanting? |
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Her daughter owns it now. |
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Too bad for her. |
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Excuse me, Mr. Fox. |
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My father is getting |
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For 5 years, he's been living |
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...who studied decorating |
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Is it porcelain? |
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Rubber. |
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Once I read a story about a |
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...l saw one. |
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It got on at 42nd... |
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...and off at 59th... |
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...where I assume it went |
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...to buy a hat that will |
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As almost all hats are. |
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Listen to this: |
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Every night a truck pulls up |
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...and pumps about a ton of flour |
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Then the air is filled... |
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...with white dust |
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Why is that? |
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Confession: I have read |
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I get lost in the language. |
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... "thither. " |
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"Mischance. " |
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"Felicity. " |
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I'm always in agony over whether |
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...are really going to get together. |
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Read it. |
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I know you'll love it. |
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The whole purpose ofplaces |
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...is for people with no |
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...to make six decisions |
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Short, tall, lite, dark... |
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...caf, decaf... |
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...low-fat, nonfat... |
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...et cetera. |
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Mocha frappuccino grande. |
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So people who don't know |
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...or who on earth they are |
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...get notjust a cup of coffee... |
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...but an absolutely |
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Tall. |
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Decaf. |
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Cappuccino. |
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Tall decaf cappuccino. |
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Bummer. |
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A Fox Books Superstore. |
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Quel nightmare. |
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It has nothing to do with us. |
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...impersonal... |
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...overstocked and full |
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But they discount. |
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But they don't provide any service. |
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We do. |
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So really... |
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...it's a good development. |
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You know how in the flower district |
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...so you can find whatever you want? |
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Well... |
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...this is going to be |
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If they don't have it, we do. |
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And vice versa. |
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Absolutely. |
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When you are finished |
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...The Shop Around The Corner |
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...for reversing the entire course |
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Well, now, that is so sweet. |
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Thank you. That is so sweet. |
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Although l-- |
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What? |
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Wait a minute. |
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Oh, my gosh... |
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...this is amazing. |
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Listen. |
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The Olympia Report Deluxe Electric. |
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Report. |
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As in gunshot. |
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-That sound is familiar. |
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What, that whirring? |
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The gentle, soothing lullaby... |
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...of a piece of machinery so perfect-- |
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I know where I've heard that before. |
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I needed a backup. |
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Don't you have another one of these |
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-I might! |
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Who cares? |
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What were you going to say? |
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-When? |
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Nothing. |
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Come on. |
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I'm just wondering. |
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I mean, what is it that I do, exactly? |
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All I really do is-- |
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All you really do... |
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...is this incredibly noble thing. |
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I don't know. |
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Really, I'm just-- |
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You are a lone reed. |
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You are a lone... |
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...reed... |
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...standing... |
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...tall... |
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...waving boldly... |
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...in the corrupt sands... |
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...of commerce. |
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I am a lone reed. |
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I am a lone reed. |
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Sometimes I wonder about my life. |
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I lead a small life. |
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Well, valuable, but small. |
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And sometimes I wonder... |
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...do I do it because I like it? |
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Or because I haven't been brave? |
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So much of what I see reminds me |
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...when, shouldn't it be |
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I don't really want an answer. |
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Ijust want to send this |
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So... |
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...good night, dear void. |
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I know you! |
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I know you. |
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Hello, Annabel, little girl. |
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How are you? |
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And you. |
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Matthew, how are you? |
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Good. |
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Ready to say hello to New Jersey? |
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Hello, New Jersey! |
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Don't I get a "hello"? |
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Hello, Gillian. |
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kiss me. I'm going to be |
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There you go. |
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Hello. And who is this? |
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Nanny Maureen. I brought her in case |
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Maureen's getting a divorce. |
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I'm sorry to hear that. |
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It's my own fault. |
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Never marry a man who lies. |
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That is so wise. Yes. |
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She taught Matt how to |
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Really? |
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-Let's hear it. |
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Excellent. |
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Excellent. I've got this covered. |
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And you must be late for something. |
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...for Bosnian refugees. |
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I am. I'm having |
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And getting those eggs harvested. |
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See you later. |
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Bye, Mom. |
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All right, you guys, are you ready |
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What happened to you? |
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Come on. You stink. |
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Here, you can do that one. |
| 00:22:05 |
What do we win? |
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Look, look, look! |
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-How are the fish? |
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Are they? |
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You guys want to go to a movie? |
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There's nothing good playing. |
| 00:23:01 |
Look, the storybook lady. |
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Are we at the right time? |
| 00:23:07 |
"That it was I and I alone... |
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...who had the idea for the great |
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We all have our moments |
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...and this was mine. |
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'Why don't we,' I said... |
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...'slip it into one of |
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And then... |
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...when she puts her dirty hand in |
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...she will grab a stinky, |
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The other four stared at me in wonder. |
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Then, as the sheer genius |
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...they all started grinning. |
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They slapped me on the back. |
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They danced around the classroom. |
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'We will do it today!' they cried. |
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'We'll do it on the way home. |
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'So you can be the one who |
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Who belongs to this fish? |
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That's mine. |
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Could you give me a hand |
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And this is her best friend Tacy... |
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...whose real name is Anastasia. |
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And the next book, Betsy and Tacy |
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...whose real name, I am sorry |
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The illustrations are hand-tipped. |
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And that's why it costs so much? |
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No, that's why it's worth so much. |
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I want all of them. |
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I'll think about it. |
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That's a lot for your dad |
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My dad gets me all the books I want. |
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That's very nice of him. |
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That's not my dad. |
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I don't really think |
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It's true. |
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Annabel is my aunt. |
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And Matt is his-- |
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Wait, wait, let me guess. |
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Are you his uncle? |
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No. |
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His grandfather? |
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His great-grandfather? |
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I'm his brother. |
| 00:24:58 |
Matt is my father's son. |
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Annabel is my grandfather's daughter. |
| 00:25:03 |
We are... |
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...an American family. |
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Here you go, young lady. |
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What's that? |
| 00:25:15 |
That's a handkerchief. |
| 00:25:16 |
Do children not even know |
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A handkerchief is a kleenex |
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My mother embroidered this for me. |
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My initials and a daisy, because |
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May I ask who you are? |
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kathleen kelly. I own this store. |
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And you are? |
| 00:25:35 |
Joe. Just call me Joe. |
| 00:25:37 |
We'll take these books. |
| 00:25:41 |
You're going to come back, |
| 00:25:45 |
Of course. |
| 00:25:46 |
See? |
| 00:25:47 |
That is why we won't go under. |
| 00:25:49 |
Our customers are loyal. |
| 00:25:50 |
They're opening a Fox Books |
| 00:25:52 |
Fox Books! |
| 00:25:53 |
-My daddy-- |
| 00:25:56 |
Don't tell anybody. |
| 00:25:58 |
F-O-X. |
| 00:26:00 |
That's amazing. You can spell fox. |
| 00:26:03 |
Can you spell dog? |
| 00:26:05 |
F-O-X. |
| 00:26:06 |
Look at this dinosaur book. |
| 00:26:09 |
Wouldn't you like to have |
| 00:26:12 |
Wouldn't you like to read that? |
| 00:26:14 |
Sit here and read Matt the book |
| 00:26:18 |
Whatever you do, just don't listen |
| 00:26:23 |
We'll take that pop-up book as well. |
| 00:26:25 |
The world is not driven |
| 00:26:28 |
I have been in business forever. |
| 00:26:30 |
I started helping my mother after school |
| 00:26:32 |
...and I used to watch her. |
| 00:26:34 |
It wasn't that she was just selling |
| 00:26:37 |
...helping people become whoever |
| 00:26:40 |
When you read a book as a child, |
| 00:26:42 |
...in a way that no other reading |
| 00:26:45 |
And I have gotten carried away. |
| 00:26:50 |
Yeah, you have. |
| 00:26:52 |
You've made me feel.... |
| 00:26:57 |
Enchanting. |
| 00:27:00 |
Yes, she was. |
| 00:27:01 |
How will you pay for this? |
| 00:27:03 |
Cash. |
| 00:27:05 |
How did you know that? |
| 00:27:07 |
From the photograph. |
| 00:27:09 |
That you in the photograph? |
| 00:27:11 |
Twirling. |
| 00:27:14 |
My mother and I used to twirl. |
| 00:27:16 |
Anyway, she left the store to me, |
| 00:27:20 |
-$73, please. |
| 00:27:21 |
$73. |
| 00:27:26 |
How old is your daughter now? |
| 00:27:30 |
I don't have a daughter. |
| 00:27:32 |
I'm not married. |
| 00:27:33 |
But eventually.... |
| 00:27:34 |
So the big bad Fox Books |
| 00:27:39 |
Here you go. |
| 00:27:41 |
Thank you. We're ready? |
| 00:27:44 |
This is nice. |
| 00:27:46 |
Goodbye, Annabel. |
| 00:27:53 |
Matt, you know what? |
| 00:27:56 |
Can you spell cat? |
| 00:27:57 |
F-O-X. |
| 00:27:59 |
F-O-X. |
| 00:28:01 |
Cat. Thanks. |
| 00:28:06 |
Good thing it wasn't the fish. |
| 00:28:10 |
Take care! |
| 00:28:56 |
No protests. No demonstrations. |
| 00:28:59 |
The neighborhood loves us. |
| 00:29:01 |
They're wondering where |
| 00:29:03 |
Wondering how they did without us. |
| 00:29:05 |
It's a hit! |
| 00:29:06 |
How's the children's department? |
| 00:29:08 |
It's early yet. School's not out. |
| 00:29:10 |
And there is that children's store |
| 00:29:13 |
Cecilia's store. Cecilia kelly. |
| 00:29:16 |
I think we might have had |
| 00:29:18 |
Her daughter owns it now. |
| 00:29:19 |
We'll crush it! |
| 00:29:20 |
She was enchanting. |
| 00:29:28 |
They've been open 6 days. |
| 00:29:30 |
...$ 1 200 less than the same week... |
| 00:29:33 |
...last year. |
| 00:29:35 |
That could be a fluke, right? |
| 00:29:37 |
Or not. |
| 00:29:39 |
Listen, their store is new. |
| 00:29:42 |
It'll all shake out. Meanwhile, |
| 00:29:46 |
That's a fine idea. |
| 00:29:47 |
What if we have to fold? |
| 00:29:49 |
I'm never going to find |
| 00:29:52 |
Then I won't be able to pay |
| 00:29:55 |
To Brooklyn. |
| 00:29:57 |
The joy of rent control. |
| 00:30:00 |
...$450 a month. |
| 00:30:01 |
We know. You've told us |
| 00:30:04 |
I can't believe you're bringing |
| 00:30:07 |
It's like those people who brag |
| 00:30:11 |
Guys, we are not going to fold. |
| 00:30:15 |
This place is a tomb. |
| 00:30:17 |
I'm going to the nut shop, |
| 00:30:32 |
Miranda! |
| 00:30:36 |
kathleen, are you surviving? |
| 00:30:39 |
We're so excited about your new book. |
| 00:30:43 |
It's being published in January. |
| 00:30:46 |
Will you be in business in January? |
| 00:30:47 |
I'm so worried. |
| 00:30:49 |
We're doing great. |
| 00:30:50 |
Aren't we? |
| 00:30:52 |
No difference whatsoever! |
| 00:30:54 |
Great. |
| 00:30:55 |
Thank God. |
| 00:30:57 |
You can count on me for anything. |
| 00:30:59 |
Support. Rallies. Picket lines. |
| 00:31:01 |
We can get the Times |
| 00:31:04 |
Or that nut from the Observer. |
| 00:31:07 |
What nut in the Observer ? |
| 00:31:08 |
Frank something-or-other. |
| 00:31:10 |
The one who's so in love |
| 00:31:12 |
This is just the sort of thing |
| 00:31:17 |
A nut? She called me a nut? |
| 00:31:19 |
That's not the point. |
| 00:31:22 |
Why would she say that? |
| 00:31:25 |
Yes, there is. No question. |
| 00:31:26 |
We are fine. |
| 00:31:28 |
You're more than fine. |
| 00:31:30 |
We are fine. |
| 00:31:31 |
How are you? |
| 00:31:33 |
Fine. |
| 00:31:34 |
Come in. Vince will be |
| 00:31:37 |
Congratulations. Guess who I |
| 00:31:40 |
William Spungeon. |
| 00:31:41 |
I don't know him. |
| 00:31:45 |
This is amazing. |
| 00:31:47 |
"You should go to a retreat. |
| 00:31:49 |
You really should go to a retreat." |
| 00:31:56 |
Honey, will you get me |
| 00:31:58 |
"Because it's a |
| 00:32:00 |
...to calm down." |
| 00:32:03 |
He said that to me. |
| 00:32:09 |
Champagne, please. |
| 00:32:12 |
Stoli on the rocks. |
| 00:32:15 |
White wine, please. |
| 00:32:17 |
Here you go. |
| 00:32:28 |
Remember me from the bookstore? |
| 00:32:30 |
Of course I remember you. |
| 00:32:32 |
How's your aunt? |
| 00:32:34 |
She's great. Thanks. |
| 00:32:36 |
I'd better go deliver this. |
| 00:32:37 |
I have a very thirsty date. |
| 00:32:40 |
Joe, right? Joe, isn't it? |
| 00:32:43 |
And you are kathleen. |
| 00:32:50 |
kathleen kelly. |
| 00:32:51 |
Two white wine, please. |
| 00:32:57 |
I cannot believe that you were |
| 00:33:02 |
Joe Fox? |
| 00:33:04 |
As in-- |
| 00:33:05 |
As in, he's going to |
| 00:33:16 |
Fox? Your last name is Fox. |
| 00:33:19 |
F-O-X. |
| 00:33:22 |
God... |
| 00:33:23 |
...l didn't realize-- |
| 00:33:24 |
I didn't know-- |
| 00:33:26 |
Who you were with? |
| 00:33:29 |
Excuse me? |
| 00:33:32 |
It's from The Godfather. |
| 00:33:34 |
Sorry, it's from The Godfather. |
| 00:33:36 |
It's when... |
| 00:33:37 |
...the movie producer realizes |
| 00:33:39 |
...is an emissary of Vito Corleone. |
| 00:33:42 |
Just before the horse's head |
| 00:33:44 |
...with all the bloody sheets. |
| 00:33:50 |
Never mind. |
| 00:33:52 |
You were spying on me, weren't you? |
| 00:33:54 |
You probably rented those children. |
| 00:33:56 |
Why would I spy on you? |
| 00:33:57 |
Because I am your competition, |
| 00:34:00 |
...or you wouldn't have put up the sign: |
| 00:34:04 |
The entrance to our store |
| 00:34:07 |
There's no other way to saying that. |
| 00:34:08 |
It's not the name of our store. |
| 00:34:11 |
And you do not own... |
| 00:34:13 |
...the phrase "around the corner." |
| 00:34:18 |
What is that? |
| 00:34:19 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:34:21 |
What is that? What are you doing? |
| 00:34:23 |
You're taking all the caviar? |
| 00:34:32 |
Look... |
| 00:34:33 |
...the reason I came into |
| 00:34:35 |
...l was spending the day with |
| 00:34:37 |
I was buying them presents. |
| 00:34:39 |
I'm the type of guy |
| 00:34:41 |
...into the hearts of children |
| 00:34:43 |
There was only one place to find |
| 00:34:47 |
That will not always be the case. |
| 00:34:48 |
And it was yours. |
| 00:34:50 |
...a charming little bookstore. |
| 00:34:52 |
You probably sell, what, |
| 00:34:56 |
How did you know that? |
| 00:34:57 |
I'm in the book business. |
| 00:34:59 |
I am in the book business. |
| 00:35:03 |
I see. |
| 00:35:04 |
And we are the Price Club. |
| 00:35:06 |
Only instead of a ten-gallon vat |
| 00:35:10 |
...that won't even fit under your |
| 00:35:14 |
Me, a spy? Absolutely. |
| 00:35:16 |
I have in my possession... |
| 00:35:18 |
...the super-duper, secret printout |
| 00:35:21 |
...of a bookstore so inconsequential, |
| 00:35:24 |
...that I was compelled |
| 00:35:26 |
...for fear that it will |
| 00:35:30 |
What? What? |
| 00:35:32 |
How you doing? Frank Navasky. |
| 00:35:35 |
Joe Fox. |
| 00:35:40 |
The inventor of the superstore, |
| 00:35:42 |
The enemy of the mid-list novel. |
| 00:35:44 |
The destroyer of City Books. |
| 00:35:46 |
Tell me something. |
| 00:35:48 |
I use a wonderful... |
| 00:35:50 |
...over-the-counter drug. |
| 00:35:51 |
"Ultra-dorm." |
| 00:35:53 |
Don't take the whole thing. |
| 00:35:55 |
You'll wake up without |
| 00:35:57 |
You're Frank Navasky, aren't you? |
| 00:35:59 |
Your last piece in the Observer... |
| 00:36:02 |
...about Anthony Powell was brilliant. |
| 00:36:05 |
Brilliant. Yes. |
| 00:36:07 |
I'm Patricia Eden. |
| 00:36:09 |
Eden Books. |
| 00:36:10 |
This man is the greatest |
| 00:36:14 |
...on Julius and Ethel Rosenberg. |
| 00:36:15 |
You really liked-- |
| 00:36:17 |
This is kathleen kelly. |
| 00:36:19 |
My piece? I'm sorry. I just-- |
| 00:36:22 |
You write these things. You think |
| 00:36:24 |
The phone doesn't ring for a week |
| 00:36:27 |
"I'm a fraud. |
| 00:36:29 |
You know always fascinated me... |
| 00:36:31 |
...about Julius and Ethel Rosenberg? |
| 00:36:32 |
Is how old they looked |
| 00:36:35 |
...our age. |
| 00:36:37 |
You know? |
| 00:36:39 |
I'm so happy to have |
| 00:36:42 |
We'll talk. Have you ever |
| 00:36:45 |
It's crossed my mind, |
| 00:36:47 |
...like the Luddite movement in |
| 00:36:50 |
Call me. |
| 00:36:51 |
Have you ever had a caviar garnish? |
| 00:36:59 |
I had no idea Frank Navasky... |
| 00:37:02 |
...was going to be so down-to-earth. |
| 00:37:06 |
You know, you read his stuff... |
| 00:37:07 |
...you think he's going to be |
| 00:37:10 |
He's always talking |
| 00:37:13 |
...and Foucault. |
| 00:37:15 |
And I have no idea what |
| 00:37:23 |
Where you going? |
| 00:37:24 |
I'm not tired. I'm not. |
| 00:37:41 |
Do you ever feel you've become |
| 00:37:49 |
That a Pandora's box... |
| 00:37:51 |
...of all the secret, hateful parts, |
| 00:37:55 |
...your condescension... |
| 00:37:57 |
...has sprung open? |
| 00:37:58 |
Someone provokes you, |
| 00:38:01 |
...and moving on, you zing them? |
| 00:38:04 |
"Hello, it's Mr. Nasty. " |
| 00:38:07 |
I'm sure you have no idea |
| 00:38:11 |
No, I know what you mean, |
| 00:38:16 |
What happens to me when I'm provoked |
| 00:38:19 |
My mind goes... |
| 00:38:21 |
...blank. |
| 00:38:25 |
Then I spend all night |
| 00:38:27 |
...trying to figure out |
| 00:38:33 |
What should I have said, |
| 00:38:35 |
...bottom-dweller... |
| 00:38:42 |
...who recently belittled |
| 00:38:53 |
Nothing. |
| 00:38:55 |
Nothing. Even now. |
| 00:38:56 |
Even now... |
| 00:38:58 |
...days later... |
| 00:38:59 |
...l can't figure it out. |
| 00:39:00 |
Wouldn't it be wonderful if I could |
| 00:39:04 |
Then I'd never behave badly and |
| 00:39:08 |
And we'd both be happy. |
| 00:39:09 |
On the other hand, |
| 00:39:11 |
that when you finally have the pleasure |
| 00:39:15 |
...at the moment you mean to say it, |
| 00:39:24 |
Do you think we should meet? |
| 00:39:36 |
Meet? |
| 00:39:38 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:40:39 |
$72.27. |
| 00:40:43 |
This is a cash-only line. |
| 00:40:47 |
Cash only. |
| 00:40:49 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:40:51 |
I just have a credit card. |
| 00:40:53 |
I'm sorry. Is that okay? |
| 00:40:54 |
No, it's not okay. |
| 00:40:56 |
There's a sign. |
| 00:40:58 |
I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. |
| 00:41:00 |
I never do this. But I ask you to make |
| 00:41:04 |
You have no cash? |
| 00:41:06 |
She has no cash. |
| 00:41:07 |
No, she has no cash. |
| 00:41:08 |
Get on another line, lady. |
| 00:41:10 |
I have a dollar. That's all I have. |
| 00:41:11 |
I have a dollar. One dollar. |
| 00:41:13 |
Is there anything you can do? |
| 00:41:16 |
Do you need some money? |
| 00:41:18 |
No, I do not need any money. |
| 00:41:19 |
Thank you very much. |
| 00:41:21 |
Get in another line. |
| 00:41:23 |
Rose. |
| 00:41:24 |
That is a great name. Rose. |
| 00:41:27 |
This is kathleen. |
| 00:41:28 |
I'm Joe. And-- |
| 00:41:29 |
And I'm Henry. |
| 00:41:30 |
Henry, how are you? Happy holidays. |
| 00:41:32 |
This is a credit card machine. |
| 00:41:35 |
Happy Thanksgiving. |
| 00:41:37 |
It's your turn to say |
| 00:41:40 |
Happy Thanksgiving back. |
| 00:41:42 |
knock, knock. |
| 00:41:44 |
Who's there? |
| 00:41:45 |
Orange. |
| 00:41:47 |
Orange who? |
| 00:41:48 |
Orange you going to give us a break... |
| 00:41:50 |
...by zipping this credit card |
| 00:41:54 |
Come on. You can do it. |
| 00:41:55 |
Zip, zip. |
| 00:41:57 |
There you go. |
| 00:41:59 |
Rose? |
| 00:42:02 |
That is a great name. |
| 00:42:04 |
So you're fine. |
| 00:42:06 |
Fine. |
| 00:42:08 |
Happy Thanksgiving. |
| 00:42:11 |
I'm so sorry. |
| 00:42:13 |
-From the bottom of my heart. |
| 00:42:16 |
I'd like to get home. |
| 00:42:17 |
You have my pen. |
| 00:42:23 |
The sun'll come out tomorrow |
| 00:42:26 |
Bet your bottom dollar that |
| 00:42:28 |
Tomorrow there'll be sun |
| 00:42:32 |
Just thinking about tomorrow |
| 00:42:36 |
Clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow |
| 00:42:39 |
Till there's none |
| 00:42:42 |
When I'm stuck with a day that's gray |
| 00:42:44 |
And lonely |
| 00:42:46 |
I just stick out my chin and grin |
| 00:42:49 |
And say: |
| 00:42:52 |
Oh, the sun'll come out tomorrow |
| 00:42:55 |
So you got to hang on till tomorrow |
| 00:42:59 |
Come what may |
| 00:43:02 |
Tomorrow, tomorrow |
| 00:43:04 |
I love you, tomorrow |
| 00:43:07 |
You're always a day |
| 00:43:10 |
Away |
| 00:43:20 |
Wonderful. |
| 00:43:21 |
Thank you. |
| 00:43:22 |
The violins |
| 00:43:24 |
Sing withjoyful ring |
| 00:43:28 |
The violins |
| 00:43:30 |
Sing withjoyful ring |
| 00:43:35 |
The clarinet, the clarinet |
| 00:43:39 |
Goes doodly, doodly, doodly, doodly det |
| 00:43:49 |
The horn, the horn |
| 00:43:53 |
It sounds.... |
| 00:43:54 |
The horn sounds so forlorn |
| 00:44:03 |
I got it. |
| 00:44:58 |
"It's coming on Christmas. |
| 00:45:01 |
Do you know that Joni Mitchell song? |
| 00:45:03 |
"I wish I had a river |
| 00:45:07 |
Such a sad song. And not |
| 00:45:11 |
I was thinking about it tonight... |
| 00:45:12 |
...as I was |
| 00:45:14 |
Unwrapping funky ornaments |
| 00:45:17 |
...and missing my mother so much |
| 00:45:21 |
I always miss my mother at Christmas. |
| 00:45:23 |
But somehow it is worse this year... |
| 00:45:25 |
...since I need some advice from her. |
| 00:45:28 |
I need her to make me cocoa. |
| 00:45:29 |
And tell me that everything |
| 00:45:32 |
...will sort itself out. |
| 00:45:36 |
What kind of advice do you need? |
| 00:45:45 |
Can you help? |
| 00:45:49 |
I wish you could help. |
| 00:45:52 |
I wish.... |
| 00:45:55 |
I had a gut feeling |
| 00:46:00 |
I can give you advice. |
| 00:46:02 |
I'm great at advice. |
| 00:46:14 |
If only you could help. |
| 00:46:20 |
Is it about love? |
| 00:46:22 |
Please say no. |
| 00:46:24 |
No. How cute is that? |
| 00:46:26 |
My business is in trouble. |
| 00:46:31 |
Well. |
| 00:46:36 |
I'm a brilliant businessman. |
| 00:46:38 |
It's what I do best. |
| 00:46:40 |
What's your business? |
| 00:46:44 |
No specifics. Remember? |
| 00:46:51 |
Well. |
| 00:46:53 |
Minus specifics, it's hard to help... |
| 00:46:55 |
...except to say: |
| 00:46:57 |
"Go to the mattresses." |
| 00:47:00 |
"Except to say, 'Go to the mattre--' " |
| 00:47:03 |
What? |
| 00:47:06 |
What does that mean? |
| 00:47:08 |
It's from The Godfather. |
| 00:47:14 |
What is it with men |
| 00:47:18 |
Hello? |
| 00:47:21 |
Oh, come on. Hello? |
| 00:47:23 |
Well.... |
| 00:47:25 |
Well, what can l.... |
| 00:47:27 |
Michael-- |
| 00:47:29 |
The Godfather... |
| 00:47:30 |
..is the l-Ching. |
| 00:47:33 |
The Godfather is the sum of all wisdom. |
| 00:47:36 |
The Godfather is the answer |
| 00:47:39 |
What should I pack |
| 00:47:41 |
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. " |
| 00:47:44 |
What day of the week is it? |
| 00:47:47 |
"Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday." |
| 00:47:51 |
The answer to your question... |
| 00:47:53 |
...is "Go to the mattresses. " |
| 00:47:57 |
You're at war. |
| 00:47:59 |
It's not personal. It's business. |
| 00:48:03 |
Recite that to yourself... |
| 00:48:04 |
...every time you feel |
| 00:48:10 |
I know you worry about being brave. |
| 00:48:12 |
Don't. |
| 00:48:14 |
This is your chance. |
| 00:48:16 |
Fight. |
| 00:48:18 |
Fight to the death! |
| 00:48:26 |
It's not personal. |
| 00:48:29 |
Fight, fight, fight! |
| 00:48:39 |
I've been thinking. |
| 00:48:42 |
What? |
| 00:48:43 |
I've decided to go to the mattresses. |
| 00:48:45 |
Do you think it would be |
| 00:48:48 |
...if you wrote something |
| 00:48:50 |
Yes. |
| 00:48:51 |
Yes? |
| 00:48:52 |
No. |
| 00:48:55 |
So you'll do it? |
| 00:48:59 |
Do you know what it is |
| 00:49:01 |
From The Godfather. |
| 00:49:06 |
Good morning, Shop Around The Corner. |
| 00:49:08 |
George speaking, may I help you? |
| 00:49:12 |
The Channel Two truck just pulled up. |
| 00:49:14 |
In a second. |
| 00:49:15 |
Everyone's read the article. |
| 00:49:17 |
"And so, you do not have to look |
| 00:49:20 |
...where good and evil face off... |
| 00:49:22 |
...the places Herodotus called |
| 00:49:25 |
...of absolutes.' |
| 00:49:26 |
We have the perfect example |
| 00:49:30 |
...where the cold cash cow Fox Books... |
| 00:49:33 |
...threatens survival of a temple... |
| 00:49:35 |
...to one of the twentieth century's |
| 00:49:38 |
You are what you read." |
| 00:49:41 |
I believe that. |
| 00:49:43 |
"Save The Shop Around The Corner... |
| 00:49:45 |
...and you will save your soul." |
| 00:49:49 |
Frank, that's charming. |
| 00:49:52 |
You think it's a little over the top? |
| 00:49:54 |
That was The Village Voice. |
| 00:49:57 |
Okay. All right. |
| 00:49:59 |
"Float like a butterfly. |
| 00:50:02 |
One, two, three, four! |
| 00:50:03 |
We don't want your superstore! |
| 00:50:05 |
Five, six, seven, eight! |
| 00:50:07 |
Go away and close the gate! |
| 00:50:09 |
One, two, three, four! |
| 00:50:12 |
"We don't want this superstore." |
| 00:50:15 |
-Is that what they're saying? |
| 00:50:16 |
Well, who wrote that? |
| 00:50:18 |
Annoying. |
| 00:50:19 |
Pissing me off, actually. |
| 00:50:21 |
Do you want the West Side... |
| 00:50:22 |
...to become one big gigantic |
| 00:50:27 |
Do you want to get off the subway |
| 00:50:31 |
...and not even know |
| 00:50:34 |
Can we save The Shop Around The Corner? |
| 00:50:38 |
We're here... |
| 00:50:39 |
...in front of |
| 00:50:41 |
...the famous West Side |
| 00:50:43 |
...now on the verge |
| 00:50:45 |
...because the big bad wolf, |
| 00:50:47 |
...has opened |
| 00:50:50 |
...wooing customers with its sharp |
| 00:50:55 |
They have to have |
| 00:50:57 |
...because most of the people |
| 00:50:59 |
She's not as nice |
| 00:51:02 |
You met her? |
| 00:51:04 |
Boy, she's a pill. |
| 00:51:06 |
She probably ain't as fine |
| 00:51:09 |
No, no. She's beautiful. |
| 00:51:11 |
But... |
| 00:51:12 |
...she's a pill. |
| 00:51:14 |
You don't feel bad... |
| 00:51:15 |
...about basically sending her ass... |
| 00:51:16 |
...back to the projects |
| 00:51:18 |
Broke, single, white lady. |
| 00:51:20 |
It's not personal. |
| 00:51:21 |
It's business. |
| 00:51:24 |
Here's a good-looking guy. |
| 00:51:26 |
I sell cheap books. |
| 00:51:29 |
And that, in a nutshell... |
| 00:51:30 |
...is the Fox Books philosophy. |
| 00:51:32 |
That's what you said? |
| 00:51:33 |
Discount them and sell them. |
| 00:51:35 |
Yeah, that's not all I said! |
| 00:51:37 |
I can't believe those bastards. |
| 00:51:40 |
I said you could read for hours |
| 00:51:42 |
I said we had 150,000 titles. |
| 00:51:43 |
I showed them |
| 00:51:45 |
I said we were a goddamn piazza. |
| 00:51:48 |
A place in the city where people |
| 00:51:50 |
Piazza? |
| 00:51:51 |
I was eloquent! |
| 00:51:53 |
Shit! |
| 00:51:55 |
It's inevitable, I guess. |
| 00:51:57 |
People want to |
| 00:51:59 |
And you into Attila the Hun. |
| 00:52:01 |
Not me personally, |
| 00:52:05 |
I have met Joe Fox. |
| 00:52:07 |
And I've heard him compare |
| 00:52:11 |
...and the books in it |
| 00:52:17 |
The bookstore, tell us about it. |
| 00:52:21 |
The Shop Around The Corner... |
| 00:52:23 |
...has a kind of |
| 00:52:26 |
...that the city needs in order |
| 00:52:31 |
Jeffersonian purity. |
| 00:52:32 |
That was nice. Thank you. |
| 00:52:34 |
Are you taping this? |
| 00:52:36 |
Yeah, I'm taping this. |
| 00:52:37 |
Technologically speaking, |
| 00:52:39 |
I mean, take the VCR. |
| 00:52:41 |
The whole idea behind the VCR |
| 00:52:46 |
...for you to tape what's on |
| 00:52:48 |
...when you leave the house. |
| 00:52:49 |
Of course, the whole idea |
| 00:52:52 |
...is so you can miss... |
| 00:52:53 |
...what's on television. |
| 00:52:55 |
-I've heard you say that before. |
| 00:52:57 |
Absolutely. |
| 00:52:59 |
Right. |
| 00:53:00 |
She gets it. |
| 00:53:02 |
Radio. |
| 00:53:05 |
Are you going to |
| 00:53:07 |
We're on television. |
| 00:53:09 |
You're good at it. |
| 00:53:14 |
She's coming on to you. |
| 00:53:16 |
No. They do this on television. |
| 00:53:18 |
The Shop Around The Corner... |
| 00:53:19 |
...it's a true New York treasure. |
| 00:53:22 |
As are you. |
| 00:53:26 |
Honestly, I'd love to have you back. |
| 00:53:29 |
Is she sweating? |
| 00:53:30 |
She's touching herself. |
| 00:53:33 |
Anytime. |
| 00:53:36 |
Okay, we can turn it off. |
| 00:53:38 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:53:39 |
I just want to say that |
| 00:53:43 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:53:44 |
No! I was being polite. |
| 00:53:46 |
Thank you, Frank Navasky. |
| 00:53:48 |
Thank you're...? I'm sorry. |
| 00:53:50 |
Thank you're? |
| 00:53:51 |
Thank you're, ladies and gentlemen. |
| 00:53:54 |
I slobbered all over her, didn't l? |
| 00:53:57 |
But I think that |
| 00:54:12 |
So first, I got to go get |
| 00:54:16 |
...because it makes... |
| 00:54:17 |
...my apartment smell mossy. |
| 00:54:20 |
Then I'm going to the market. |
| 00:54:21 |
And I can't decide whether to get... |
| 00:54:23 |
...sausage for the meat sauce, |
| 00:54:26 |
Spare us. |
| 00:54:28 |
You know what? Clam sauce. |
| 00:54:30 |
Because this is a big date. |
| 00:54:36 |
Don't tell me. |
| 00:54:37 |
Not the slightest difference? |
| 00:54:41 |
How can that be? |
| 00:54:42 |
All this publicity |
| 00:54:47 |
Birdie, what am I going to do? |
| 00:54:50 |
What would Mom have done? |
| 00:54:53 |
Well, let's ask her. |
| 00:54:59 |
Cecilia, what should we do? |
| 00:55:07 |
She has no idea. |
| 00:55:08 |
But she thinks |
| 00:55:16 |
Good night, dearie. |
| 00:55:33 |
I need help. |
| 00:55:37 |
Do you still want to meet me? |
| 00:55:41 |
I would love to meet you. |
| 00:55:45 |
So I suppose she's |
| 00:55:47 |
...of a book with a flower in it? |
| 00:55:50 |
Not really? |
| 00:55:52 |
She could be a real dog, man. |
| 00:55:54 |
I'm only staying 10 minutes. |
| 00:55:56 |
I'll say hello, have a cup of |
| 00:55:59 |
That's what I'm going to do. |
| 00:56:00 |
Hope she doesn't have a squeaky voice |
| 00:56:03 |
I hate that. |
| 00:56:04 |
Why am I doing this? |
| 00:56:07 |
Why? |
| 00:56:09 |
Relax. |
| 00:56:10 |
You're just taking it to the next level. |
| 00:56:12 |
I always do that. |
| 00:56:13 |
I always take |
| 00:56:15 |
If that works out, I take it |
| 00:56:19 |
Till I finally reach that level where |
| 00:56:23 |
...for me to leave. |
| 00:56:26 |
I'm not going to stay that long anyway. |
| 00:56:28 |
I already said that, didn't l? |
| 00:56:35 |
Well, okay. Café Lalo. |
| 00:56:39 |
Eight o'clock. |
| 00:56:44 |
This woman is the most adorable creature |
| 00:56:47 |
And if she turns out even to be |
| 00:56:51 |
...l'd be crazy not to turn my life |
| 00:56:56 |
She could be a real dog. |
| 00:56:58 |
But good luck. |
| 00:57:03 |
Would you go and look for me? |
| 00:57:05 |
Yes, go look through the window |
| 00:57:08 |
All right. |
| 00:57:12 |
-You're pathetic, man. |
| 00:57:16 |
All right. I'll see what I see. |
| 00:57:18 |
You see her? |
| 00:57:21 |
Wait, yeah. |
| 00:57:22 |
I see a very beautiful girl. |
| 00:57:25 |
She's fine. |
| 00:57:27 |
-I knew it. |
| 00:57:29 |
I knew she would be. |
| 00:57:31 |
But no book. |
| 00:57:36 |
All right. |
| 00:57:37 |
Okay, wait. Wait a minute. |
| 00:57:39 |
There's a book with a flower. |
| 00:57:42 |
And what does she look like? |
| 00:57:44 |
Can't see her. Waiter's blocking. |
| 00:57:46 |
Damn it! |
| 00:57:47 |
Hold on. He's moving. |
| 00:57:51 |
Can you see her? |
| 00:57:54 |
Can you see her? |
| 00:57:57 |
Yeah. |
| 00:57:58 |
And? |
| 00:58:01 |
She's very pretty. |
| 00:58:03 |
She is! |
| 00:58:05 |
I knew she would be! |
| 00:58:07 |
She had to be! |
| 00:58:11 |
You know what? |
| 00:58:12 |
She look-- |
| 00:58:14 |
I mean, she almost has |
| 00:58:18 |
...that kathleen kelly person. |
| 00:58:20 |
kathleen kelly |
| 00:58:21 |
Why not? You said you thought |
| 00:58:23 |
Absolutely, yes. Why not? |
| 00:58:26 |
Well, if you don't like |
| 00:58:30 |
...l can tell you right now... |
| 00:58:32 |
...you ain't going to like this girl. |
| 00:58:35 |
Why not? |
| 00:58:37 |
Because it is kathleen kelly. |
| 00:58:52 |
So what are you going to do? |
| 00:58:57 |
Nothing. |
| 00:58:59 |
You're going |
| 00:59:01 |
Yes. That's exactly |
| 00:59:05 |
Good night, kevin. |
| 00:59:16 |
Do you mind if I borrow this chair? |
| 00:59:17 |
Yes, I mind. Sorry. |
| 00:59:19 |
I'm expecting someone. |
| 00:59:34 |
Would you like another tea? |
| 00:59:37 |
Yes. Thank you. |
| 01:00:12 |
This is a coincidence. |
| 01:00:15 |
Yes, I would, actually. |
| 01:00:19 |
Pride and Prejudice. |
| 01:00:21 |
Do you mind? |
| 01:00:22 |
I bet you read that book every year. |
| 01:00:24 |
I bet you just love that... |
| 01:00:26 |
...Mr. Darcy. |
| 01:00:27 |
Your sentimental heart beats wildly |
| 01:00:31 |
...you know, whatever her name is... |
| 01:00:32 |
...are truly, honestly going |
| 01:00:39 |
Can I get you something? |
| 01:00:40 |
No. He's not staying. |
| 01:00:41 |
Mochaccino decaf, nonfat. |
| 01:00:43 |
No. You are not staying! |
| 01:00:45 |
I'll stay until your friend gets here. |
| 01:00:48 |
Is he late? |
| 01:00:50 |
The heroine of Pride and Prejudice |
| 01:00:53 |
She is a great and complex character. |
| 01:00:57 |
As a matter of fact, I've read it. |
| 01:00:59 |
Good for you. |
| 01:01:01 |
I think you'd discover a lot of things |
| 01:01:03 |
If I really knew you, |
| 01:01:05 |
Instead of a brain, a cash register. |
| 01:01:07 |
Instead of a heart, a bottom line. |
| 01:01:13 |
What? |
| 01:01:14 |
I just had a breakthrough. |
| 01:01:15 |
What is it? |
| 01:01:16 |
I have you to thank for it. |
| 01:01:18 |
...when confronted with a horrible, |
| 01:01:21 |
...l knew exactly what I wanted |
| 01:01:24 |
You have a gift for it. |
| 01:01:25 |
That was a perfect blend |
| 01:01:28 |
Meanness? Let me tell |
| 01:01:30 |
Don't misunderstand me. |
| 01:01:34 |
Why are you touching that? |
| 01:01:37 |
Is this a red rose? No. |
| 01:01:39 |
Something you read in a book, |
| 01:01:40 |
It's funny to you, isn't it? |
| 01:01:42 |
Everything is a joke to you. |
| 01:01:53 |
Please leave. |
| 01:01:55 |
Please, please leave. I beg you. |
| 01:02:04 |
Thank you. |
| 01:02:25 |
You know what that hanky reminds |
| 01:02:29 |
First day you lied to me. |
| 01:02:31 |
-I didn't lie to you. |
| 01:02:33 |
-No, I didn't. I did not. |
| 01:02:37 |
You did too. |
| 01:02:38 |
I thought all that Fox stuff |
| 01:02:41 |
Well, I didn't lie about it. |
| 01:02:44 |
"Joe"? "Just call me Joe." |
| 01:02:46 |
Sure. |
| 01:02:47 |
As if you were a stupid |
| 01:02:50 |
"Hi, I'm kimberly." "Hi, I'm Janice." |
| 01:02:52 |
Don't they know you're supposed |
| 01:02:54 |
It's like they're an entire generation |
| 01:02:57 |
Look. |
| 01:02:59 |
I am not |
| 01:03:02 |
That is not what I meant. |
| 01:03:03 |
When I said the thing about |
| 01:03:05 |
...that's not what I meant. |
| 01:03:07 |
You poor, sad multimillionaire. |
| 01:03:17 |
Take a wild guess |
| 01:03:21 |
So who is he, I wonder? |
| 01:03:23 |
Certainly not, I gather, |
| 01:03:26 |
...on Julius and Ethel Rosenberg. |
| 01:03:29 |
But somebody else entirely different. |
| 01:03:32 |
Will you be mean to him too? |
| 01:03:34 |
No, I will not. |
| 01:03:36 |
The man who is coming here |
| 01:03:39 |
The man who is coming here |
| 01:03:42 |
He's got the most wonderful |
| 01:03:45 |
But... |
| 01:03:46 |
...he's not here. |
| 01:03:49 |
If he's not here, he has a reason... |
| 01:03:51 |
...because there is not a cruel |
| 01:03:54 |
I wouldn't expect you |
| 01:03:56 |
You with your theme park, multilevel... |
| 01:03:59 |
...homogenize-the-world mochaccinoland. |
| 01:04:01 |
You've deluded |
| 01:04:03 |
...you're some sort of benefactor |
| 01:04:06 |
But no one will ever remember you, |
| 01:04:09 |
And maybe no one |
| 01:04:11 |
But plenty of people remember my mother. |
| 01:04:13 |
And they think she was fine... |
| 01:04:15 |
...and they think her store |
| 01:04:19 |
You are nothing but a suit. |
| 01:04:34 |
That's my cue. |
| 01:04:39 |
Good night. |
| 01:05:53 |
So then the agent asks for |
| 01:05:57 |
"If you think I'm even going |
| 01:06:00 |
...about paying that kind of |
| 01:06:02 |
...whose last book is being used |
| 01:06:07 |
...you are completely crazy." |
| 01:06:09 |
She was insulting and provocative. |
| 01:06:14 |
...was the way her hair |
| 01:06:17 |
But underneath |
| 01:06:19 |
...she may turn out to be a real-- |
| 01:06:21 |
A real bitch. |
| 01:06:23 |
Let's not talk about it. |
| 01:06:24 |
I'm going back to the office. |
| 01:06:27 |
Not really. |
| 01:06:28 |
This place is a well-oiled |
| 01:06:33 |
So? What happened? |
| 01:06:36 |
He never came. |
| 01:06:37 |
He stood you up. |
| 01:06:38 |
I wouldn't characterize it that way. |
| 01:06:42 |
Something terrible and unexpected |
| 01:06:46 |
What if he showed up, |
| 01:06:49 |
Not possible. |
| 01:06:52 |
Maybe there was a subway accident. |
| 01:06:55 |
Absolutely. |
| 01:06:56 |
A train got trapped underground |
| 01:06:59 |
And no phone. |
| 01:07:00 |
And you know how those |
| 01:07:02 |
He got sucked onto the tracks. |
| 01:07:04 |
The third rail. |
| 01:07:06 |
He's toast. |
| 01:07:07 |
What happened? |
| 01:07:09 |
He was unable to make it. |
| 01:07:11 |
He stood you up? |
| 01:07:16 |
Maybe... |
| 01:07:17 |
...he had a car accident. |
| 01:07:20 |
They hit something and you slam |
| 01:07:24 |
Or his elbows could be in splints, |
| 01:07:28 |
Or he could be unconscious. |
| 01:07:30 |
In a coma. |
| 01:07:32 |
Stuck in intensive care. |
| 01:07:34 |
With that heart monitor beeping. |
| 01:07:36 |
And, like.... |
| 01:07:37 |
No phone. |
| 01:07:46 |
What are you saying? |
| 01:07:48 |
It could be. |
| 01:07:49 |
He was arrested |
| 01:07:52 |
Is there a picture? |
| 01:07:57 |
So that explains it. |
| 01:07:59 |
He was in jail. |
| 01:08:02 |
And there was a phone. |
| 01:08:03 |
But he only got one call, |
| 01:08:05 |
You are so lucky. |
| 01:08:07 |
You could be dead. |
| 01:08:11 |
He couldn't possibly |
| 01:08:14 |
Remember when you thought |
| 01:08:17 |
Well... |
| 01:08:18 |
...that was different. |
| 01:08:21 |
How long did you sit there all alone? |
| 01:08:23 |
Not long. Joe Fox came in. |
| 01:08:26 |
I don't want to talk about it. |
| 01:08:29 |
There's got to be something to do. |
| 01:08:33 |
Look at this. |
| 01:08:34 |
He looks kind of cute. |
| 01:08:38 |
So? |
| 01:08:39 |
He was unavoidably detained. |
| 01:08:43 |
He stood you up? |
| 01:08:49 |
I've been thinking about you. |
| 01:08:52 |
Last night I went to meet you, |
| 01:08:56 |
I wish I knew why. |
| 01:08:58 |
I felt so foolish. |
| 01:09:02 |
As I waited, someone else showed up. |
| 01:09:04 |
A man who has made |
| 01:09:07 |
And an amazing thing happened. |
| 01:09:12 |
I was able, for the first time... |
| 01:09:14 |
...to say the exact thing |
| 01:09:16 |
...at the exact moment |
| 01:09:19 |
And of course, |
| 01:09:23 |
...just as you said I would. |
| 01:09:26 |
I was cruel... |
| 01:09:28 |
...and I'm never cruel. |
| 01:09:30 |
Though I can hardly believe |
| 01:09:33 |
To him, I am just a bug to be crushed. |
| 01:09:37 |
But what if it did? |
| 01:09:38 |
No matter what he's done to me... |
| 01:09:40 |
...there is no excuse for my behavior. |
| 01:09:43 |
Anyway... |
| 01:09:44 |
...l so wanted to talk to you. |
| 01:09:47 |
I hope you have a good reason |
| 01:09:50 |
You don't seem like the kind of |
| 01:09:54 |
The odd thing about this |
| 01:09:56 |
...is you're more likely to talk |
| 01:09:59 |
But ljust want to say... |
| 01:10:01 |
...that all this nothing has meant |
| 01:10:05 |
...somethings. |
| 01:10:08 |
So, thanks. |
| 01:10:25 |
Goodbye. |
| 01:11:18 |
I am in... |
| 01:11:23 |
... Vancouver. |
| 01:11:34 |
I was stuck in a meeting... |
| 01:11:35 |
...which I couldn't get out of... |
| 01:11:37 |
...and... |
| 01:11:38 |
...the electricity went |
| 01:11:40 |
And... |
| 01:11:42 |
...we were trapped... |
| 01:11:43 |
...on the 38th floor, and... |
| 01:11:47 |
...the telephone system blew too... |
| 01:11:56 |
...amazingly enough. |
| 01:12:32 |
Dear friend. |
| 01:12:36 |
I cannot tell you |
| 01:12:40 |
But I beg you |
| 01:12:43 |
...to forgive me for not being there. |
| 01:12:53 |
For what happened. |
| 01:12:57 |
I feel terrible that you |
| 01:13:01 |
...that caused you additional pain. |
| 01:13:06 |
But I'm absolutely sure... |
| 01:13:08 |
...that whatever you said |
| 01:13:12 |
Even deserved. |
| 01:13:16 |
Everyone says things they regret |
| 01:13:22 |
You were expecting to see |
| 01:13:26 |
...and met the enemy instead. |
| 01:13:32 |
The fault is mine. |
| 01:13:37 |
Someday I'll explain everything. |
| 01:13:39 |
Meanwhile... |
| 01:13:40 |
...l'm still here. |
| 01:13:43 |
Talk to me. |
| 01:13:44 |
Did he say anything about |
| 01:13:47 |
No, not really. |
| 01:13:49 |
Listen, it doesn't matter. |
| 01:13:51 |
We'll be like George Bernard Shaw |
| 01:13:53 |
We'll write letters our whole lives. |
| 01:13:56 |
Thank you for the scones. |
| 01:13:59 |
Birdie, where was this one taken? |
| 01:14:03 |
Seville. |
| 01:14:04 |
When you fell madly in love? |
| 01:14:07 |
So, dearie, |
| 01:14:10 |
Close. We're going to close. |
| 01:14:13 |
Close. |
| 01:14:15 |
Closing the store... |
| 01:14:16 |
...is the brave thing to do. |
| 01:14:20 |
You are such a liar. |
| 01:14:22 |
But thank you. |
| 01:14:23 |
You are daring to imagine that you |
| 01:14:29 |
I know it doesn't feel like that. |
| 01:14:34 |
But you're not. |
| 01:14:36 |
You are marching into the unknown, |
| 01:14:40 |
...nothing. |
| 01:14:42 |
Have a sandwich. |
| 01:14:44 |
Well, not nothing. |
| 01:14:45 |
I have a little money saved. |
| 01:14:48 |
If you need more, ask me. |
| 01:14:51 |
I bought lntel at six. |
| 01:14:57 |
I suppose you want me... |
| 01:14:59 |
...to tell you who it was... |
| 01:15:00 |
...l fell madly in love with. |
| 01:15:03 |
But I'm not going to tell. |
| 01:15:05 |
Who was it? |
| 01:15:08 |
Come on, tell. That's so mean. |
| 01:15:12 |
But so romantic. |
| 01:15:13 |
-It wasn't meant to be. |
| 01:15:16 |
He ran Spain. |
| 01:15:19 |
Spain? |
| 01:15:20 |
The country. He ran it. |
| 01:15:22 |
It was his job. |
| 01:15:23 |
And then he died. |
| 01:15:25 |
Just as well. |
| 01:15:27 |
Milk or lemon? |
| 01:15:30 |
She fell in love with |
| 01:15:33 |
Don't say that. |
| 01:15:35 |
Who else could it have been? |
| 01:15:39 |
-Do you want some popcorn? |
| 01:15:42 |
It's not like |
| 01:15:44 |
...like a socialist, or an anarchist. |
| 01:15:47 |
It happened in Spain. |
| 01:15:48 |
People do stupid things |
| 01:15:51 |
Absolutely. They buy leather jackets |
| 01:15:54 |
But they don't fall in love |
| 01:16:03 |
Birdie is a very special person to me. |
| 01:16:06 |
She is practically my surrogate mother. |
| 01:16:09 |
-She's out of her mind. |
| 01:16:12 |
I could never be with anyone... |
| 01:16:13 |
...who doesn't take |
| 01:16:16 |
Do you mind? |
| 01:16:17 |
A hot dog is singing. |
| 01:16:19 |
You need quiet |
| 01:16:25 |
I have something to tell you, Frank. |
| 01:16:28 |
I didn't vote. |
| 01:16:30 |
What? |
| 01:16:31 |
In the last mayoral election... |
| 01:16:33 |
...when Rudy Giuliani was running |
| 01:16:36 |
I went to get a manicure. |
| 01:16:38 |
And forgot to vote. |
| 01:16:40 |
Since when do you get manicures? |
| 01:16:42 |
I suppose you could never be with |
| 01:16:45 |
Never mind. It's okay. |
| 01:16:47 |
I forgive you. |
| 01:16:49 |
You forgive me? |
| 01:16:59 |
Excuse me, I'm sorry. Excuse me. |
| 01:17:03 |
This has been a big week. |
| 01:17:05 |
No, it's not that. Really, it's not. |
| 01:17:08 |
I know. That was terrible of me. |
| 01:17:12 |
What was terrible? |
| 01:17:14 |
Jumping all over you |
| 01:17:18 |
God, I don't even know how to say this. |
| 01:17:21 |
What is it? |
| 01:17:23 |
What? |
| 01:17:26 |
You're a wonderful person, kathleen. |
| 01:17:29 |
So are you. |
| 01:17:31 |
And I'm so honored that you'd |
| 01:17:33 |
...because you would never be... |
| 01:17:35 |
...with anyone... |
| 01:17:37 |
...who wasn't truly worthy. |
| 01:17:39 |
I feel exactly... |
| 01:17:40 |
...the same way. |
| 01:17:42 |
Don't say that. |
| 01:17:45 |
What? |
| 01:17:48 |
You don't love me. |
| 01:17:56 |
Me either. |
| 01:17:58 |
You don't love me? |
| 01:18:02 |
No. |
| 01:18:03 |
But we're so right for each other. |
| 01:18:05 |
I know. |
| 01:18:09 |
Well, is there someone else? |
| 01:18:13 |
That woman on television, Sidney-Ann. |
| 01:18:17 |
Nothing has happened or anything, |
| 01:18:20 |
Is she a Republican? |
| 01:18:22 |
I can't help myself. |
| 01:18:33 |
What about you? |
| 01:18:35 |
Is there someone else? |
| 01:18:38 |
No. |
| 01:18:40 |
No. But... |
| 01:18:43 |
...but there is the dream |
| 01:19:13 |
Honey, grab a copy of |
| 01:19:15 |
This is a tragedy. |
| 01:19:18 |
Are these chairs for sale? |
| 01:19:20 |
Anything not nailed down. |
| 01:19:21 |
Ten dollars, it's yours. |
| 01:19:23 |
What are you going to do now? |
| 01:19:24 |
I think I'll take some time. |
| 01:19:28 |
Good luck to you. |
| 01:19:31 |
I came here every Saturday |
| 01:19:35 |
I remember when your mother |
| 01:19:38 |
"Read it with a box of kleenex," |
| 01:19:40 |
That's what she told me. |
| 01:19:42 |
Could someone help me? |
| 01:19:43 |
She's looking down on you right now. |
| 01:19:45 |
I'm sure she is. |
| 01:19:46 |
Why don't we bomb Fox Books? |
| 01:21:33 |
Do you have the "shoe" books? |
| 01:21:36 |
The "shoe" books? |
| 01:21:37 |
Who's the author? |
| 01:21:39 |
I don't know. |
| 01:21:40 |
My friend told me my daughter |
| 01:21:43 |
...so here I am. |
| 01:21:45 |
Noel Streatfeild. |
| 01:21:48 |
Noel Streatfeild wrote |
| 01:21:52 |
...and Theatre Shoes... |
| 01:21:53 |
...and Dancing Shoes and.... |
| 01:21:55 |
I'd start with Ballet Shoes first, |
| 01:21:58 |
Although Skating Shoes... |
| 01:22:00 |
...is completely wonderful. |
| 01:22:03 |
But it's out of print. |
| 01:22:05 |
Streatfeild. |
| 01:22:07 |
How do you spell that? |
| 01:22:10 |
S-T-R-E-A-T-F-E-l-L-D. |
| 01:22:16 |
Thank you. |
| 01:22:18 |
Kathleen Kelly. I swear it was |
| 01:22:21 |
Just like that? |
| 01:22:22 |
Everyone was talking about her today. |
| 01:22:24 |
kathleen kelly and her "situation." |
| 01:22:27 |
And I was thinking that she'd make |
| 01:22:32 |
What makes you think that? |
| 01:22:33 |
Well... |
| 01:22:35 |
...she knows everything. |
| 01:22:36 |
She has flawless taste. |
| 01:22:39 |
Salesmen swear by her. If she likes |
| 01:22:44 |
So you're going to offer her a job? |
| 01:22:46 |
What else has she got to do? |
| 01:22:48 |
Now that she's destitute. |
| 01:22:49 |
Thanks to you. |
| 01:22:51 |
I don't see her working for you. |
| 01:22:53 |
Why not? |
| 01:22:54 |
Because she lacks the killer instinct. |
| 01:22:55 |
She's never fired anybody. |
| 01:22:58 |
Those people have been there forever. |
| 01:23:00 |
Till recently, when they all |
| 01:23:02 |
Thanks to you. |
| 01:23:04 |
Hold the elevator! |
| 01:23:09 |
Mr. Fox. |
| 01:23:10 |
Hello, Charlie. |
| 01:23:13 |
I love how you've forgotten... |
| 01:23:14 |
...you've had any role in her |
| 01:23:17 |
It's so obtuse. |
| 01:23:19 |
It's so insensitive. |
| 01:23:21 |
Reminds me of someone. |
| 01:23:22 |
Who? Who does it remind me of? |
| 01:23:26 |
Me. |
| 01:23:31 |
What is going on? |
| 01:23:33 |
Could be stuck. |
| 01:23:42 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:23:44 |
I hope this thing doesn't |
| 01:23:47 |
Can it do that? |
| 01:23:49 |
It cannot plummet to the basement. |
| 01:23:52 |
Hi, this is Joe Fox. Who's this? |
| 01:23:54 |
Juan? |
| 01:23:56 |
Juan, we are stuck in the elevator... |
| 01:23:58 |
...between the sixth and seventh floor. |
| 01:24:00 |
There's four of us. |
| 01:24:01 |
If you don't get your ass... |
| 01:24:02 |
...up here in two shakes... |
| 01:24:04 |
...and get us the hell out of here...! |
| 01:24:08 |
Listen... |
| 01:24:09 |
...call the super... |
| 01:24:10 |
...and then 9-1 -1 . |
| 01:24:13 |
9-1 -1 . |
| 01:24:15 |
The fire department, that's right. |
| 01:24:18 |
Thank you very much. |
| 01:24:23 |
Everyone should jump in the air. |
| 01:24:24 |
What? |
| 01:24:26 |
We jump... |
| 01:24:27 |
...the elevator thinks |
| 01:24:34 |
One... |
| 01:24:35 |
...two... |
| 01:24:36 |
....three, jump. |
| 01:24:45 |
If I ever get out of here... |
| 01:24:47 |
...l'm going to start speaking |
| 01:24:51 |
Wonder what she's doing |
| 01:24:54 |
If I ever get out of here... |
| 01:24:56 |
...l'm marrying Orit. |
| 01:24:59 |
I love her. |
| 01:25:00 |
I should marry her. |
| 01:25:02 |
I don't know what's been stopping me. |
| 01:25:10 |
If I ever get out of here, |
| 01:25:20 |
If I ever get out of here.... |
| 01:25:22 |
Where are my Tic-Tacs? |
| 01:25:27 |
What? |
| 01:25:31 |
I came home tonight. |
| 01:25:32 |
And got into the elevator |
| 01:25:35 |
An hour later |
| 01:25:38 |
...and Brinkley and I moved out. |
| 01:25:40 |
Suddenly everything had become clear. |
| 01:25:44 |
It's a long story... |
| 01:25:45 |
...full of the personal details |
| 01:25:48 |
Let mejust say... |
| 01:25:50 |
...there was a man sitting |
| 01:25:53 |
...who knew exactly what he wanted... |
| 01:25:56 |
...and I found myself wishing |
| 01:26:03 |
People are always telling you |
| 01:26:07 |
But all they're really saying... |
| 01:26:08 |
...is that something you didn't |
| 01:26:11 |
...has happened. |
| 01:26:13 |
My store is closing this week. |
| 01:26:16 |
I own a store. |
| 01:26:18 |
Did I ever tell you that? |
| 01:26:20 |
It's a lovely store. |
| 01:26:22 |
And in a week it will be |
| 01:26:24 |
...like a Baby Gap. |
| 01:26:29 |
Soon we'lljust be a memory. |
| 01:26:31 |
In fact, someone, |
| 01:26:33 |
...will probably think |
| 01:26:35 |
The way it keeps changing on you. |
| 01:26:37 |
Or the way you can never |
| 01:26:40 |
I know, because that's |
| 01:26:43 |
But the truth is... |
| 01:26:45 |
...l'm heartbroken. |
| 01:26:49 |
I feel as if a part of me has died... |
| 01:26:52 |
...and my mother has died |
| 01:26:58 |
And no one... |
| 01:26:59 |
...can ever make it right. |
| 01:29:00 |
What happened? |
| 01:29:04 |
Oh, hell. |
| 01:29:07 |
How are you? |
| 01:29:08 |
You know, Dad, you did pretty well. |
| 01:29:10 |
At least you didn't marry her. |
| 01:29:11 |
Welcome aboard. |
| 01:29:13 |
It lasted awhile. |
| 01:29:30 |
You know... |
| 01:29:33 |
...l've stayed on this boat after... |
| 01:29:35 |
...let's see... |
| 01:29:37 |
...well, your mother. |
| 01:29:39 |
Laurette, the ballet dancer. |
| 01:29:41 |
My nanny. |
| 01:29:43 |
She was the nanny? |
| 01:29:47 |
I forgot that. |
| 01:29:49 |
How ironic. |
| 01:29:51 |
And then there was the ice skater. |
| 01:29:53 |
Also my nanny. |
| 01:29:54 |
Really? |
| 01:29:57 |
Well, that's amazingly ironic. |
| 01:30:00 |
And then there was Sybil. |
| 01:30:01 |
The... |
| 01:30:03 |
...it's an "A" word. |
| 01:30:04 |
Astrologer. |
| 01:30:05 |
Exactly. Yeah. |
| 01:30:07 |
Whose moon turned out to be |
| 01:30:10 |
Just like Gillian. |
| 01:30:13 |
Gillian ran off with someone? |
| 01:30:14 |
The nanny. |
| 01:30:16 |
Nanny Maureen? |
| 01:30:22 |
Gillian ran off with Nanny Maureen. |
| 01:30:25 |
You got it. |
| 01:30:26 |
It's incredibly ironic. |
| 01:30:28 |
That's true. |
| 01:30:29 |
No other word for it. |
| 01:30:32 |
Well, who's better than us? |
| 01:30:34 |
Father and son, together at last. |
| 01:30:37 |
Who did you say you broke up with? |
| 01:30:39 |
Patricia. |
| 01:30:41 |
You met her. |
| 01:30:42 |
Would I like her? |
| 01:30:46 |
Just kidding, son. |
| 01:30:48 |
Now, is this beautiful or what? |
| 01:30:52 |
I'll be living out of a suitcase for... |
| 01:30:54 |
...at least 3 weeks. |
| 01:30:56 |
And then there's |
| 01:30:59 |
More of your inheritance |
| 01:31:01 |
Don't you worry about it. |
| 01:31:03 |
I won't. |
| 01:31:04 |
I'll just have to meet someone new, |
| 01:31:06 |
That's the easy part. |
| 01:31:07 |
Right, yeah. |
| 01:31:08 |
A snap to find |
| 01:31:11 |
...who fills your heart with joy. |
| 01:31:12 |
Well, don't be ridiculous. |
| 01:31:14 |
Have I ever been with anybody |
| 01:31:18 |
Have you? |
| 01:31:46 |
Who is it? |
| 01:31:48 |
It's Joe Fox. |
| 01:31:52 |
What are you doing here? |
| 01:31:56 |
May I please come up? |
| 01:31:57 |
No, I don't.... |
| 01:31:58 |
No, I don't really think that |
| 01:32:02 |
...l have a... |
| 01:32:04 |
...l have a terrible... |
| 01:32:05 |
...cold. |
| 01:32:11 |
Can you hear that? |
| 01:32:14 |
I'm sniffling, |
| 01:32:17 |
...and I'm taking echinacea... |
| 01:32:19 |
...and vitamin C and sleeping |
| 01:32:21 |
...24 hours a day. |
| 01:32:24 |
And I think I'm contagious. |
| 01:32:28 |
...l would really appreciate it |
| 01:32:42 |
Just a second! |
| 01:32:50 |
Yes, just a second. |
| 01:33:05 |
What are you doing here? |
| 01:33:07 |
I heard you were sick... |
| 01:33:09 |
...and I was worried. |
| 01:33:11 |
And I wanted... |
| 01:33:13 |
...to make-- |
| 01:33:16 |
Is there somebody here? |
| 01:33:19 |
It's the Home Shopping Network. |
| 01:33:21 |
You buy any of those |
| 01:33:23 |
I was thinking about it. |
| 01:33:26 |
You put me out of business. |
| 01:33:27 |
Yes, I did. |
| 01:33:28 |
Did you come to gloat? |
| 01:33:30 |
To offer me a job? |
| 01:33:31 |
I would never-- |
| 01:33:32 |
I have plans. |
| 01:33:34 |
You know, I got offered a job by-- |
| 01:33:36 |
By my former.... |
| 01:33:37 |
Your former? |
| 01:33:38 |
We broke up. |
| 01:33:40 |
That's too bad. You were |
| 01:33:46 |
I don't mean to say things like that. |
| 01:33:47 |
No matter what you've done... |
| 01:33:49 |
...there's no excuse for my |
| 01:33:51 |
But every time I see you-- |
| 01:33:52 |
Things like that just |
| 01:33:57 |
I brought you flowers. |
| 01:34:02 |
Thank you. |
| 01:34:08 |
Why don't I just |
| 01:34:12 |
You're sick. |
| 01:34:13 |
You should sit down. |
| 01:34:19 |
I need a vase? |
| 01:34:21 |
Above the refrigerator. |
| 01:34:24 |
There it is. Obviously. |
| 01:34:27 |
George says hello, by the way. |
| 01:34:32 |
He told me you were sick. |
| 01:34:33 |
How is George? |
| 01:34:36 |
He's great, really great. |
| 01:34:38 |
He's revolutionizing the place. |
| 01:34:41 |
You can't work in his department... |
| 01:34:43 |
...unless you have a Ph.D. |
| 01:34:45 |
I love daisies. |
| 01:34:48 |
You told me. |
| 01:34:49 |
They're so friendly. |
| 01:34:51 |
Don't you think daisies |
| 01:34:54 |
I do. |
| 01:34:56 |
When did you break up? |
| 01:34:58 |
Couple of weeks ago. |
| 01:35:00 |
Everyone is breaking up. You. Me. |
| 01:35:03 |
This other person I know broke up |
| 01:35:06 |
...or after it, |
| 01:35:10 |
It got stuck.... |
| 01:35:12 |
When I saw you at the coffee place, |
| 01:35:15 |
And I was.... |
| 01:35:17 |
Charming. |
| 01:35:18 |
I was not charming. |
| 01:35:20 |
Well, you looked charming. Tea? |
| 01:35:22 |
Yes. |
| 01:35:24 |
I was upset and horrible. |
| 01:35:27 |
Honey? |
| 01:35:29 |
I was the horrible one. |
| 01:35:30 |
Well, that's true. |
| 01:35:32 |
But I have no excuse. |
| 01:35:35 |
I see what you're saying. |
| 01:35:38 |
That's interesting. |
| 01:35:39 |
Whereas I am a horrible person... |
| 01:35:41 |
...therefore I have no choice |
| 01:35:45 |
That's what you're saying. |
| 01:35:47 |
But that's all right. |
| 01:35:48 |
That's all right. I put you |
| 01:35:51 |
...you're entitled to hate me. |
| 01:35:54 |
I don't hate you. |
| 01:35:57 |
But you'll never forgive me. |
| 01:35:59 |
Just like Elizabeth. |
| 01:36:00 |
Who? |
| 01:36:02 |
Elizabeth Bennet... |
| 01:36:03 |
...in Pride and Prejudice. |
| 01:36:06 |
I thought you hated |
| 01:36:08 |
Or was she too prejudiced... |
| 01:36:11 |
...and Mr. Darcy is too proud? |
| 01:36:13 |
Well, I can't remember. |
| 01:36:21 |
It wasn't personal. |
| 01:36:23 |
What is that supposed to mean? |
| 01:36:26 |
All that means |
| 01:36:30 |
But it was personal to me. |
| 01:36:31 |
It's personal to a lot of people. |
| 01:36:34 |
What is so wrong with being personal? |
| 01:36:38 |
Nothing. |
| 01:36:39 |
Whatever else anything is, |
| 01:36:47 |
My head is starting to get fuzzy. |
| 01:36:54 |
Why did you stop by again? |
| 01:36:57 |
I wanted to be your friend. |
| 01:37:02 |
I knew it wasn't possible. |
| 01:37:05 |
What can I say? Sometimes a guy |
| 01:37:17 |
Can I ask you a question? |
| 01:37:20 |
What? |
| 01:37:22 |
What happened with that guy |
| 01:37:26 |
Nothing. |
| 01:37:27 |
But you're crazy about him? |
| 01:37:30 |
Yes, I am. |
| 01:37:31 |
Why don't you run off with him? |
| 01:37:37 |
I don't actually know him. |
| 01:37:40 |
Really? |
| 01:37:43 |
I only know him through the.... |
| 01:37:46 |
You're not going to believe this. |
| 01:37:48 |
Let me guess. |
| 01:37:50 |
Through the lnternet? |
| 01:37:52 |
Yes. |
| 01:37:57 |
"You've... |
| 01:37:58 |
...got mail." |
| 01:38:03 |
Those are very powerful words. |
| 01:38:10 |
I'm happy for him. |
| 01:38:13 |
Although.... |
| 01:38:16 |
Could I just make a little suggestion? |
| 01:38:18 |
What? |
| 01:38:20 |
I think... |
| 01:38:22 |
...you should meet him. |
| 01:38:24 |
No, wait, I take that back. |
| 01:38:27 |
Why would you want to meet |
| 01:38:30 |
I hardly think I need to take |
| 01:38:36 |
Now I can see that I |
| 01:38:38 |
But let me just help |
| 01:38:41 |
...you're just going to |
| 01:38:43 |
...for years to come. |
| 01:38:58 |
I hope you feel better soon. |
| 01:39:01 |
It would be a shame to miss |
| 01:39:08 |
Thank you for the daisies. |
| 01:39:20 |
Well... |
| 01:39:21 |
...you take care. |
| 01:39:24 |
I will. |
| 01:39:26 |
Goodbye. |
| 01:39:29 |
Goodbye. |
| 01:39:46 |
I've been thinking about this... |
| 01:39:48 |
...and I think we should meet. |
| 01:39:57 |
We should meet. |
| 01:39:59 |
And we will meet. |
| 01:40:01 |
But I'm in the middle |
| 01:40:10 |
...tweaking. |
| 01:40:31 |
Some tweaking? |
| 01:40:33 |
A project that needed... |
| 01:40:35 |
..."tweaking." |
| 01:40:36 |
-Yeah, that's what he said. |
| 01:40:39 |
-Tweaking. |
| 01:40:41 |
It sounds to me like he's married... |
| 01:40:44 |
...3 kids. |
| 01:40:45 |
That's a terrible thing to say. |
| 01:40:47 |
He couldn't possibly be married. |
| 01:40:48 |
How do you know? |
| 01:40:49 |
Have you said, "Are you married?" |
| 01:40:52 |
No, I'm not going to-- No. |
| 01:40:56 |
I know this is probably |
| 01:41:00 |
...are you married? |
| 01:41:05 |
Am I married? |
| 01:41:06 |
What kind of question is that? |
| 01:41:09 |
How can you ask me that? |
| 01:41:10 |
Don't you know me at all? |
| 01:41:12 |
Wait, I get it. |
| 01:41:14 |
Your friends are telling you |
| 01:41:17 |
...is that I'm married. |
| 01:41:20 |
So he didn't answer the question. |
| 01:41:22 |
Yes, he did. |
| 01:41:23 |
-He did not. |
| 01:41:24 |
He did. He nailed me. |
| 01:41:26 |
He knew exactly what I was after... |
| 01:41:27 |
...which is, by the way, |
| 01:41:30 |
He did not answer the question, |
| 01:41:34 |
No. |
| 01:41:36 |
Maybe he's fat. |
| 01:41:39 |
He's fat. He's a fatty. |
| 01:41:41 |
I don't care about that. |
| 01:41:43 |
You don't care that he's so fat... |
| 01:41:45 |
...he has to be removed |
| 01:41:48 |
You don't care. |
| 01:41:49 |
That is very unlikely. |
| 01:41:50 |
That is completely ridiculous. |
| 01:41:53 |
So what's his handle? |
| 01:41:58 |
I'm not going to write him. |
| 01:42:00 |
You think I'm going to e-mail him? |
| 01:42:04 |
All right, N-Y-1 -5-2. |
| 01:42:06 |
N-Y-1 -5-2? 1 52. |
| 01:42:09 |
He's 1 52 years old. |
| 01:42:11 |
He's had 1 52 moles removed... |
| 01:42:14 |
...so now he's got |
| 01:42:18 |
...on his face. |
| 01:42:20 |
The number of people... |
| 01:42:21 |
...who think he looks like Clark Gable. |
| 01:42:23 |
1 52 people who think |
| 01:42:30 |
-Why'd I tell you about this? |
| 01:42:34 |
The number of his souvenir |
| 01:42:37 |
...that he's collected... |
| 01:42:39 |
...in his travels. |
| 01:42:42 |
His address. |
| 01:42:43 |
No, he would never |
| 01:42:51 |
The only thing I |
| 01:42:54 |
...aside from the married thing |
| 01:42:56 |
Of course. |
| 01:42:58 |
...is the boat thing. |
| 01:43:00 |
What boat thing? |
| 01:43:01 |
I could never be with someone |
| 01:43:05 |
I have a boat. |
| 01:43:09 |
Which clinches it. |
| 01:43:12 |
-How many? |
| 01:43:14 |
-Allow me. |
| 01:43:15 |
I could never be with |
| 01:43:19 |
"It's cloud's illusions I recall. |
| 01:43:20 |
I really don't know clouds at all." |
| 01:43:22 |
What does that mean? |
| 01:43:23 |
Is she a pilot? |
| 01:43:26 |
It must be a metaphor for something, |
| 01:43:30 |
So how's your book coming? |
| 01:43:32 |
There's this children's book editor |
| 01:43:35 |
...and she's excited to read it |
| 01:43:37 |
Who would ever have thought |
| 01:43:40 |
If I hadn't had all this time.... |
| 01:43:43 |
-You know what? |
| 01:43:45 |
The truth is that he was the one who |
| 01:43:50 |
Mr. 1 52 Felony lndictments. |
| 01:43:54 |
Mr. 1 52 lnsights lnto My Soul. |
| 01:44:00 |
No competing with that. |
| 01:44:04 |
I keep on bumping into you. |
| 01:44:08 |
Hope your mango's ripe. |
| 01:44:10 |
I think it is. |
| 01:44:13 |
You want to bump into me on... |
| 01:44:15 |
...Saturday around lunchtime? |
| 01:44:17 |
Over there? |
| 01:44:25 |
How about meeting... |
| 01:44:28 |
...Saturday? |
| 01:44:30 |
Four o'clock? |
| 01:44:32 |
There's a place in Riverside Park |
| 01:44:35 |
...where the path curves |
| 01:44:38 |
Brinkley and I will be waiting. |
| 01:44:41 |
Okay, come on, let's do it. |
| 01:44:42 |
Ready? And... |
| 01:44:44 |
...doop. |
| 01:44:45 |
There it goes. |
| 01:44:47 |
Today? |
| 01:44:50 |
I know. In Riverside Park. |
| 01:44:54 |
That would mean he's a West Sider. |
| 01:44:56 |
Isn't that amazing? |
| 01:44:57 |
Maybe I've seen him |
| 01:44:59 |
You could have seen him |
| 01:45:02 |
-It's very possible. |
| 01:45:03 |
-He could be anyone. |
| 01:45:05 |
And those flowers are for you. |
| 01:45:09 |
Could be the Zipper Man. |
| 01:45:10 |
Who's that? |
| 01:45:11 |
The Zipper Man. |
| 01:45:13 |
Who is that? |
| 01:45:14 |
He repairs zippers on Amsterdam Avenue. |
| 01:45:16 |
Will you cut it out? |
| 01:45:17 |
You'd never have to buy new luggage. |
| 01:45:18 |
Cut it out. |
| 01:45:21 |
The timing here is everything. |
| 01:45:23 |
He's waited until you're primed. |
| 01:45:25 |
See? |
| 01:45:26 |
Until you are absolutely convinced... |
| 01:45:28 |
...that there's no other man... |
| 01:45:31 |
...that you could possibly love. |
| 01:45:33 |
Yes. |
| 01:45:35 |
You know, sometimes I wonder. |
| 01:45:37 |
What? |
| 01:45:39 |
Well... |
| 01:45:42 |
...if I hadn't been Fox Books |
| 01:45:45 |
...The Shop Around The Corner... |
| 01:45:48 |
...and you and I had just, |
| 01:45:51 |
I know. |
| 01:45:54 |
I'd have asked for your number. |
| 01:45:58 |
I wouldn't have been able to wait... |
| 01:45:59 |
...24 hours before calling |
| 01:46:04 |
"How about some coffee or... |
| 01:46:06 |
...you know, drinks or dinner... |
| 01:46:09 |
...or a movie... |
| 01:46:11 |
...for as long as we both shall live." |
| 01:46:19 |
You and I would never have been at war. |
| 01:46:22 |
The only thing we'd fight about |
| 01:46:24 |
...which video to rent |
| 01:46:30 |
Who fights about that? |
| 01:46:33 |
Some people. |
| 01:46:35 |
Not us. |
| 01:46:36 |
We would never. |
| 01:46:43 |
If only. |
| 01:46:49 |
I got to go. |
| 01:46:50 |
Let me ask you something. |
| 01:46:56 |
How can you forgive this guy |
| 01:47:00 |
...and not forgive me for this |
| 01:47:04 |
...of putting you out of business? |
| 01:47:12 |
How I wish you would. |
| 01:47:16 |
I really have to go. |
| 01:47:18 |
You don't want to be late. |
| 01:49:29 |
Don't cry, Shopgirl. |
| 01:49:32 |
Don't cry. |
| 01:49:37 |
I wanted it to be you. |
| 01:49:41 |
I wanted it to be you so badly. |
