Young Doctors In Love

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00:00:20 - Gently now, don't hurt me.
00:00:23 It hurt.
00:00:38 Is this working?
00:00:40 Good morning. I am Dr. Joseph Prang.
00:00:42 Chief of Staff, Chief of Surgery,
00:00:46 I'm sure you've all come here
00:00:49 Scalpel. And wonderful dreams.
00:00:51 You there with the turtleneck on.
00:00:57 Walter Rist, New Jersey, Hoboken.
00:00:59 I wanna be a psychiatrist...
00:01:01 because I wanna help people
00:01:04 in a more peaceful place.
00:01:06 Not a chance, Doctor.
00:01:08 Thurman Flicker, Coon Valley, Wisconsin.
00:01:13 - Gynecology, I think.
00:01:15 Charles Litto. Chicago:
00:01:17 Anesthesiologist. I like to pass gas.
00:01:21 That's wonderful, Dr. Litto.
00:01:23 We're down here trying
00:01:25 and you're up there making fart jokes.
00:01:32 My name is Milton Chamberlain,
00:01:35 Proctologist?
00:01:36 No, sir. Pediatrician.
00:01:39 Young lady, how about you?
00:01:42 Hi.
00:01:43 Hi.
00:01:46 I'm Stephanie Brody, and I'm from Vermont.
00:01:49 I want to specialize in rural medicine...
00:01:51 so I can open a clinic in my hometown.
00:01:54 Buck DeVol.
00:01:57 Dream faster, son.
00:01:58 - Yeah. Sports medicine.
00:02:00 Phil Burns.
00:02:01 And I am from the really ugly part
00:02:05 And I had, like, a hideous childhood...
00:02:07 Wait a minute. Excuse me, Burns.
00:02:09 Dr. Stevens, who is that?
00:02:12 That's Dr. Byner. He's assisting today.
00:02:14 - Why is he wearing a white cap?
00:02:16 He's wearing a white cap.
00:02:20 Everybody else is wearing blue caps.
00:02:22 Well, we were all out of blue caps,
00:02:26 Get him out of here.
00:02:28 I'm sorry, Burns.
00:02:32 Yes. To support myself...
00:02:34 see, I'm working two jobs to become
00:02:39 Thank you.
00:02:40 And the one in the back there.
00:02:42 What's your dream, young man?
00:02:45 Dr. Simon August. Beverly Hills, California.
00:02:49 I'm going to be the greatest surgeon
00:02:52 Oh, God, he's gonna want a white cap.
00:02:56 Think fast.
00:03:01 I can promise you all two things.
00:03:04 One: This will be the worst year
00:03:09 Two: Those of you who finish
00:03:14 For the next 12 months,
00:03:17 I may break some of you.
00:03:19 But those of you who survive will thank me.
00:03:26 That's better. I like your hat.
00:03:28 Attention. New interns report for duty
00:03:32 Happy New Year.
00:03:58 Happy New Year!
00:04:20 The White Zone is for the immediate
00:04:24 No parking.
00:04:30 I want to go back to the party.
00:04:37 - I'm telling you, we don't have any room.
00:04:41 All right, let's go back in there.
00:04:44 All right, Nick, come on.
00:04:47 Get these people to quit smoking.
00:04:50 - And find that duck.
00:04:52 I'm telling you, find me more help tonight.
00:04:54 Or find yourself a new chief resident.
00:05:02 Now, I've got this new intern here for you,
00:05:07 Three candy-striper volunteers.
00:05:09 Two of them are paramedics,
00:05:13 - I'll take the one with the tits.
00:05:20 City Hospital Emergency.
00:05:23 I'll talk to you later.
00:05:25 What happened?
00:05:26 - There's a fly in my ear.
00:05:29 A fly in your ear? Let's see.
00:05:32 Hello, City Hospital. Emergency.
00:05:35 Emergency in Room A, Dr. Jacobs.
00:05:38 Perez, take care of his fly.
00:05:45 - What the hell are you doing?
00:05:57 Hey, what the hell's going on?
00:05:59 Tell Jacobs those new interns are here.
00:06:09 Good evening.
00:06:10 All right, doctors, I have got
00:06:15 Let's go.
00:06:16 Nurse, sorry, but the schedule says
00:06:20 First day of duty, Monday.
00:06:22 It's still Sunday night. Happy New Year.
00:06:26 Wrong, Doctor.
00:06:27 It's 12:03 a.m. You're on duty.
00:06:30 - Let's go, doctors.
00:06:33 Who do we examine first?
00:06:35 Let's see, there we go, Room 5.
00:06:40 You missed a great party, Doctor.
00:06:43 I didn't become a doctor
00:06:45 I didn't become a doctor
00:06:48 Thank you, Nurse.
00:06:50 This is Mr. Langley.
00:06:54 Doctor, I can't piss anymore.
00:06:56 - How old are you?
00:06:58 You've pissed enough.
00:07:01 For Pete's sake.
00:07:02 I was just joking. He didn't get it.
00:07:05 I didn't get it, either.
00:07:08 Inside mob sources say
00:07:12 and his son Angelo...
00:07:13 are marked for extinction by the underworld.
00:07:16 Needless to say, they are
00:07:22 It's New Year's Eve.
00:07:24 I can't stand this fucking hiding anymore.
00:07:27 Angelo, listen to me, I wanna go out.
00:07:29 There's three fucking families
00:07:32 You got no brains? Can I have some coffee?
00:07:34 You shouldn't talk to your father that way.
00:07:37 Shut your mouth!
00:07:43 I want quiet.
00:07:45 I can't stand this no more. I can't take it.
00:07:49 All my life, always screaming.
00:07:53 I can't stand the screaming!
00:07:56 Stop screaming!
00:08:01 - What's the matter, Pop?
00:08:06 Pop, it's me, it's Angie.
00:08:10 - Say something.
00:08:12 Will you shut up?
00:08:13 Keep your mouth shut!
00:08:15 We gotta get him to a hospital. Come on.
00:08:17 It's not safe to go out.
00:08:19 But don't you think letting him die here
00:08:23 He's right.
00:08:24 You disguise Pop, I'll disguise me.
00:08:38 It's gonna be all right, Pop, you'll see.
00:08:41 Have you got the ambulance yet?
00:08:43 Sir, I can't just get you an ambulance.
00:08:45 - I want the best doctor in the place.
00:08:48 - What?
00:08:50 - His arms, his legs, can he move?
00:08:53 - Sorry.
00:08:54 He's all better now. Now do me a favor.
00:08:57 Don't tell anybody that
00:09:06 Will one of the interns please report
00:09:12 Then he cornered me
00:09:15 and then he started pulling at my clothes.
00:09:17 Did he say anything?
00:09:19 Yeah, he did. He said:
00:09:20 "First I'm gonna lick you all over."
00:09:25 - Lick?
00:09:27 "And then I'm gonna..."
00:09:31 I can't say it.
00:09:33 Here.
00:09:35 Write down everything
00:09:39 Hello, Rocco, yeah.
00:09:41 Look, we got here safe.
00:09:46 Yeah, but I don't trust nobody.
00:09:48 There's a rumor that the Gallentino family...
00:09:51 brought in a hit man from Rhode Island.
00:09:56 Attention. Starting Monday,
00:10:01 - Next time you'll know better.
00:10:03 No, Dr. Prang won't let us break the rules.
00:10:17 - What's your name?
00:10:20 - Does he have Blue Cross?
00:10:23 Are you the wife?
00:10:25 Is this "This is Your Life" or something?
00:10:27 Would you please find a room for him, lady?
00:10:30 Don't have any rooms. He'll go in the ward.
00:10:32 - Check first.
00:10:35 Please, lady,
00:10:37 There might have been a cancellation.
00:10:39 I'm a doctor, you're cured.
00:10:41 Who are you?
00:10:42 That's my cousin Guido.
00:10:45 - Nice to meet you.
00:10:47 My name is Mickey Callaghan,
00:10:50 Yeah, so what? Who cares?
00:10:52 Get out of here.
00:10:55 Are you my doctor?
00:10:56 Yeah, my uniform's in the laundry.
00:10:59 Hello, hospital?
00:11:02 - You can send up Mr. Bonafetti.
00:11:07 It's amazing. There is a room.
00:11:08 It's a miracle.
00:11:11 Excuse me.
00:11:13 How long has he been like this?
00:11:15 Since the war. Who gives a damn?
00:11:17 Have you seen Valerie or Bunny,
00:11:21 - We're over here, Miss Chang.
00:11:25 Nurse Sprockett is looking for you.
00:11:37 Here's what he said.
00:11:41 "I'm gonna suck...
00:11:44 "And then I'll...
00:11:45 "...your brains out."
00:11:47 A sick, perverted human being.
00:11:49 He ought to be hung up by his things.
00:11:54 Nurse Chang.
00:11:56 Get this woman a place to lie down
00:11:59 Thank you.
00:12:01 Just wait till I tell you
00:12:05 Officer, thank you.
00:12:10 These are neat.
00:12:12 Are you a waitress?
00:12:14 No. I'm a prostitute.
00:12:16 I just wear these to turn on the guys.
00:12:20 How far along is she?
00:12:21 Well, she doesn't know exactly,
00:12:24 All right, young lady, you'll have
00:12:29 I don't think so, Doctor.
00:12:31 What? What are you talking about?
00:12:33 Hysterical pregnancy.
00:12:35 She wants a straight life so badly,
00:12:38 Doctor, this girl is in heavy labor.
00:12:41 It's just not so, Doctor.
00:12:46 Get out.
00:12:52 Thank you, Doctor.
00:12:54 - What happened? Was that a balloon?
00:12:57 Poor kid.
00:13:02 I never knew it was possible
00:13:06 It sounds to me
00:13:18 - How old are you?
00:13:23 I'm 27.
00:13:27 Hold me, like you held that duck.
00:13:33 We're gonna take good
00:13:35 Yeah, that's nice of you.
00:13:39 You don't have to worry
00:14:16 Dr. Pepper, please report
00:14:35 Sal? Is that you?
00:14:42 It is you.
00:14:46 Got yourself a big private room, huh?
00:14:50 All alone.
00:14:52 That's nice.
00:14:54 I got a little something for you.
00:14:58 A goodbye kiss from the Gallentino family.
00:15:05 The Gallentino family
00:15:08 Not in my hospital.
00:15:12 What did you put up there?
00:15:13 Move and you'll be shitting glass for a week.
00:15:20 Thank you, ladies.
00:15:23 What's your name?
00:15:24 - Malamud.
00:15:27 I don't know, I lost them.
00:15:28 Well, I'll find them. What's wrong with you?
00:15:30 I'm sick, okay?
00:15:33 You sure are, pal.
00:15:36 And so, without further fuss,
00:15:41 Dr. Oliver Ludwig.
00:15:47 - Doctors.
00:15:50 Welcome.
00:15:52 Here in Pathology, we consult the dead...
00:15:56 and ask them how we may cure the living.
00:16:00 Here we interpret the messages
00:16:04 Messages found in substances...
00:16:07 the uninformed find disgusting.
00:16:11 They are not disgusting, they are beautiful.
00:16:14 They are the literature of pathology.
00:16:20 The human being emits, oozes, secretes...
00:16:24 excretes, salivates, urinates,
00:16:29 evacuates, expectorates...
00:16:31 and ejaculates.
00:16:34 You left out regurgitates.
00:16:35 Don't help me, Kurtzman.
00:16:39 Now, there are more than
00:16:43 And I'm proud to say that I have
00:16:46 This urine, for example.
00:16:50 What will it tell us?
00:16:59 Definite sugar taste.
00:17:02 Now I don't need a battery of tests
00:17:05 that the patient has a slight
00:17:08 Doctor, will you confirm my findings?
00:17:10 No, thank you, I'm trying to cut down.
00:17:12 That's an order, Doctor.
00:17:19 I know my limit.
00:17:24 No sugar.
00:17:30 No sugar taste, the doctor says.
00:17:33 Just my little way of showing you that...
00:17:35 there's something far more important
00:17:40 That is the power of observation.
00:17:43 If you had been observing, Doctor,
00:17:46 this finger in the urine,
00:17:51 Lesson number one, Doctor.
00:17:56 Yes, but if you had
00:17:59 you would have noticed
00:18:02 This patient has pituitary thrombosis.
00:18:06 Well, let me see that.
00:18:15 Tastes like plain old piss to me, Doctor.
00:18:22 With a slight metallic flavor,
00:18:28 Doctor, here, you try.
00:18:36 No, wait. Just a minute.
00:18:39 I didn't really taste the urine.
00:18:41 You what?
00:18:43 I did the same thing he did.
00:18:47 Can I have a word with you, Doctor?
00:18:50 You might have made a fool
00:18:53 but you'll have to get up early
00:18:56 on Dr. Oliver Wendell Ludwig.
00:18:57 Now you look at this face, what do you see?
00:19:00 I see alcohol poisoning...
00:19:02 and prosiasis in the tertiary stage.
00:19:04 Get out.
00:19:07 - Out! All of you!
00:19:13 Get out, every one of you.
00:19:15 - What did I say?
00:19:17 Where's the little guy?
00:19:22 What are you doing tonight, Simon?
00:19:24 I thought I might learn some of this stuff.
00:19:26 Drop out? You okay, man?
00:19:29 Who is in charge of pills and drugs
00:19:32 Nurse Sprockett.
00:19:33 Do you think she can get me
00:19:36 I guess she might, if she likes you enough.
00:19:38 She likes me?
00:19:40 You won't believe the note
00:19:47 You know, some of these words have never
00:19:51 She's an animal.
00:19:55 Hi, remember me?
00:19:57 I'm the doctor you saw
00:20:00 I'm sorry. Walter Rist.
00:20:08 Anyway...
00:20:12 Yes, I know, and I'm sorry.
00:20:16 And I knew you'd prefer it
00:20:22 Okay, I'm gonna give it to you straight.
00:20:28 But then again,
00:20:32 You're safe here. Nobody can harm you.
00:20:35 I promise you that.
00:20:50 In them old cotton fields back home
00:20:55 Well, it was down in Louisiana
00:20:58 just about a mile from Texarkana
00:21:01 In them old cotton fields back home
00:21:04 Where do you want me to lick you first?
00:21:21 When them cotton balls get rotten
00:21:23 You can't pick very much cotton
00:21:27 - I'm glad you asked me out, Stephanie.
00:21:31 I've never been out
00:21:34 Thank you. Now, tell me
00:21:37 It's where I live. It's in Vermont.
00:21:40 My father was the only doctor.
00:21:43 He used to work 24 hours...
00:21:45 and half the time
00:21:48 They used to give him chickens
00:21:51 Anyway...
00:21:52 when he died, everybody knew
00:21:56 So they took up a collection
00:22:00 to return to Burnaby Mountain...
00:22:02 to take up where my dad left off.
00:22:05 They're all praying for me, Simon,
00:22:09 They paid him with chickens?
00:22:12 Why would anyone
00:22:20 Stephanie? What did I say?
00:22:28 Stephanie.
00:22:33 Stephanie, what is it?
00:22:36 It's nothing. I'm fine.
00:22:39 You, get your hand out of there.
00:22:41 - Check, please.
00:22:45 Curtain time. Good morning, Sal.
00:22:49 Here's your breakfast.
00:23:00 Stop fooling around.
00:23:02 Now get back in that bed.
00:23:06 - What day?
00:23:08 We found your records.
00:23:09 What surgery? What records?
00:23:14 What are you doing to me?
00:23:16 Now, Mr. M. Callahan.
00:23:18 Who's Callahan?
00:23:20 - Malamud Callahan.
00:23:23 Now, lots of people lead
00:23:28 What?
00:23:29 All right, ladies. Moving out.
00:23:32 One kidney?
00:23:34 Wait!
00:23:46 Here it is.
00:23:49 Okay, see if you can
00:23:59 No good.
00:24:01 This is a 35-year-old woman.
00:24:04 - Who did the workup?
00:24:06 She has all the symptoms
00:24:09 She has a very strange pain in her nose.
00:24:11 We'll have to examine her.
00:24:13 All right,
00:24:16 Any more mystery pains, Stephanie?
00:24:19 Everyone gets dizzy once in a while, Simon.
00:24:21 Destroying an entire restaurant?
00:24:23 This is no small matter.
00:24:26 No snow up there.
00:24:28 If it bothers you, we won't go out.
00:24:31 Litto asked me out,
00:24:40 Back on your box.
00:24:42 I hope you turned them down.
00:24:45 - You do?
00:24:47 Involvement with hospital staff
00:24:51 Any romance now would be ludicrous,
00:24:56 Terrific.
00:24:58 We'll spend every single moment studying,
00:25:03 You'll make a fine doctor, Stephanie.
00:25:07 Yes, simple vitamin A deficiency.
00:25:13 I think you get that from carrots.
00:25:15 What? Vitamin A, or the deficiency?
00:25:19 - Burns.
00:25:22 I know you're holding a couple of jobs
00:25:25 If you can't handle it, get out.
00:25:28 Yes, Mr. Fitkin.
00:25:32 Doctors, we have here a man
00:25:35 abdominal pains and back spasms.
00:25:38 What is your diagnosis?
00:25:39 I'd say gallbladder.
00:25:41 - You say gallbladder?
00:25:44 Dr. Litto, your gallbladder is located here.
00:25:47 Appendix here.
00:25:49 Spleen, liver, kidneys!
00:25:54 It's important you learn to tell
00:25:56 Now, this patient is suffering
00:26:08 Here we have general malaise,
00:26:11 pain in the extremities,
00:26:15 Dr. August, what is your diagnosis?
00:26:18 Myasthenia chroepsis.
00:26:19 That's very good. Can you prove that?
00:26:22 No sir. Neither can you. No one can.
00:26:26 Why not?
00:26:27 We won't know for sure until the autopsy.
00:26:30 I don't believe you, Simon.
00:26:31 That was real sensitive.
00:26:35 - What did I say?
00:26:41 I don't know if he'll ever be... Hi, Milt.
00:26:43 I don't know if he'll ever be
00:26:46 that you so desperately need,
00:26:50 You know, in a sense,
00:26:54 Your attention please.
00:26:56 Due to a mix-up in Urology,
00:27:04 Hi.
00:27:06 Just mellow out.
00:27:09 I'm sorry about what happened
00:27:11 You gave me that note, what do you expect?
00:27:13 What note?
00:27:15 In Emergency.
00:27:18 I didn't write that note.
00:27:31 Do I smell Bal de Versailles?
00:27:35 You might.
00:27:37 It's my scent.
00:27:39 I thought so. Here.
00:27:42 It's my way of saying that I'm sorry.
00:27:44 Don't play with a nurse's affections, Doctor.
00:27:47 I mean it. If I didn't have three jobs,
00:27:52 Three jobs?
00:27:54 Is that why you're so tired all the time?
00:27:56 Intern, umpire, and dancehall guy.
00:28:00 $1 a dance. $1.50 for the rumba.
00:28:03 Well, you poor man.
00:28:06 How do you do it?
00:28:08 Basically it's a box step.
00:28:21 Walk.
00:28:24 Back.
00:28:27 Walk.
00:28:31 Now, see the sun.
00:28:38 Now feel the space, turn.
00:28:41 Now up and dip.
00:28:44 Yeah, that's good.
00:28:46 Now come on, show me where your
00:28:51 Remember "The Pony"?
00:29:08 Why are we stopping?
00:29:09 I am so tired, I have no energy.
00:29:12 - I'm falling apart.
00:29:15 - It's terrible for me.
00:29:18 An upper would be so friendly right now.
00:29:21 So if you have anything...
00:29:22 it would be so lovely.
00:29:24 - Do you always wear that key?
00:29:29 - Okey-dokey.
00:29:33 - Now just one.
00:29:35 - I feel better already.
00:29:37 "Guajina" is the bird.
00:29:57 The dance ends with a big finish.
00:29:59 It's one, two, three, and up.
00:30:13 That was really good, what you did there.
00:30:15 I believed it, you danced,
00:30:19 It was nice.
00:30:22 "N. Sprockett."
00:30:24 What does the "N" mean?
00:30:26 Norine.
00:30:29 - Can I call you Norine?
00:30:32 - Doctor...
00:30:36 Phil.
00:30:38 Norine?
00:30:40 I think I could learn to be crazy about you.
00:30:58 Phil.
00:31:01 Good morning. City Hospital.
00:31:04 Ready for surgery, Doctor?
00:31:06 Tell me, did Elizabeth Taylor call?
00:31:09 Elizabeth Taylor did not call,
00:31:12 That's funny. I thought sure she'd call.
00:31:14 I met her at the wedding. She looked at me
00:31:18 - I thought she would call.
00:31:21 You wouldn't be jealous, would you, Nurse?
00:31:23 City Hospital. Happy Valentine's Day.
00:31:27 - How are you feeling?
00:31:30 Couldn't find a doctor.
00:31:34 - Excuse me, Miss.
00:31:36 - Is the doctor around?
00:31:42 - Excuse me, Miss, is the doctor around?
00:31:48 Good morning, Happy Saint Patrick's Day.
00:31:51 Let me see if I have this straight.
00:31:53 You were shaving, you slipped,
00:31:56 Then you dropped your razor
00:31:59 Doctor made a mistake,
00:32:02 and your nose onto your foot.
00:32:05 And your complaint is that every time
00:32:09 That's silly.
00:32:13 City Hospital. Happy Easter.
00:32:20 Attention, at exactly 3:00 p. M...
00:32:23 all hospital electricity
00:32:26 At 2:59 p.m. All patients in oxygen tents...
00:32:29 - should take a deep breath and hold it.
00:32:32 - Thank you.
00:32:42 Hello, Doctor.
00:32:44 - No, don't get up.
00:32:46 It's all right, I'll find a place.
00:32:48 Excuse me, sir.
00:32:50 Could you move over there,
00:32:52 The light's better over there.
00:32:54 Could you hold this for a second?
00:32:57 All right, that's it. Over here.
00:33:01 Thank you. You're very cute.
00:33:04 - Thank you very much.
00:33:07 I knew that.
00:33:08 - Please sit.
00:33:10 No, please. Sit down, will you?
00:33:16 It's good to see you, Angela.
00:33:20 How's my pop?
00:33:21 - The same.
00:33:25 Hello, Stephanie. How's everything?
00:33:30 Your attention please.
00:33:31 ET, phone home.
00:33:35 I don't get a chance to be alone too much
00:33:40 I like cooking, cooking is nice.
00:33:46 I like to go to the ballgame.
00:33:48 Me?
00:33:51 Well, I guess...
00:33:52 I'm basically into sharing.
00:33:58 Sunsets on wintry beaches, cats...
00:34:02 and relating over a fine bottle of wine.
00:34:07 What about you, Angela?
00:34:09 Me?
00:34:11 My father didn't take me out a lot.
00:34:14 There was the track, and there was Vegas.
00:34:16 But like a fucking museum
00:34:23 - I like music.
00:34:26 I thought I heard a song in your heart.
00:34:30 No, what I meant was...
00:34:34 I thought that you were musically inclined.
00:34:37 Did you ever sing, or play any instrument?
00:34:40 Fucking guitar.
00:34:42 Is that a special kind of guitar?
00:34:47 - No, it's regular.
00:34:51 I studied when I was a kid...
00:34:52 but I broke it on my brother's head
00:34:55 Do you ever feel sad...
00:34:57 that you were denied some of those things?
00:35:01 No, you know...
00:35:04 you grow up fucking insensitive.
00:35:08 Yeah.
00:35:26 Okay, turn.
00:35:30 Jump.
00:35:34 Stephanie.
00:35:35 You can turn that off a minute.
00:35:39 Stephanie, I'm not always that quick
00:35:44 It seems to me like,
00:35:47 your attitude towards me has undergone
00:35:52 You noticed?
00:35:54 It's called the cold shoulder, Simon.
00:35:56 And it's exactly
00:35:59 I don't follow you.
00:36:01 "A romance now would be ludicrous,
00:36:06 I guess that might have sounded
00:36:11 - Slightly, Simon.
00:36:14 Do you think a couple of tickets
00:36:17 You bought those tickets?
00:36:19 No, they were given to me by a patient.
00:36:21 Close enough. You were a rotten first date.
00:36:25 But I'm willing to give it another try.
00:36:28 How are you on the second date?
00:36:30 I don't know. I've never had one.
00:36:33 - Cut out the mushy stuff.
00:36:39 Okay.
00:36:46 Clap.
00:36:50 Jump.
00:37:06 - Stephanie.
00:37:08 - What is it?
00:37:11 I'm fine. It's okay.
00:37:15 I just get dizzy sometimes, that's all.
00:37:17 Let's go jump in the lake.
00:37:18 Yeah, let's go swimming.
00:37:20 Thank you, orphans.
00:37:22 These dizzy spells are not normal.
00:37:25 I'm sure it's nothing.
00:37:30 Come on.
00:37:32 When you were a kid,
00:37:34 No. Why would anyone play that?
00:37:37 The idea is to see who can spit the farthest.
00:37:42 - You play games?
00:37:45 I bet I could beat you.
00:37:47 No. It's the only game my father
00:37:51 We'll see. You go first.
00:37:55 Okay.
00:38:03 Forget it. You can't win.
00:38:05 Awfully cocky.
00:38:16 Simon, I want that back.
00:38:19 No. Sorry.
00:38:22 At least tell me what you think I have.
00:38:25 No. Because I could be wrong.
00:38:27 Simon, you're never wrong.
00:38:30 That's true.
00:38:33 Do you think you could just hold me?
00:38:43 Good morning. Medication time.
00:38:46 Attention. Dr. Prang has refused
00:38:49 So we urge nurses not to work very hard.
00:38:55 Take this spit.
00:38:58 Whose is it?
00:38:59 I don't know. Baryshnikov.
00:39:05 No, this is Stephanie Brody's spit here
00:39:09 that Dr. August keeps on bugging us about.
00:39:11 Who's that?
00:39:12 That brilliant young intern,
00:39:15 - That smartass, yeah.
00:39:17 I see here he wants a Nederlander's,
00:39:21 He wants a Lastfogel's process.
00:39:25 Wait a minute.
00:39:28 Sure.
00:39:29 I haven't seen anything about it
00:39:32 No, it was in "People" magazine.
00:39:35 With the trilateral myopia...
00:39:37 and the Nederlander's,
00:39:40 But with this Lastfogel's test,
00:39:49 Paging Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.
00:39:56 Dr. Prang's office.
00:39:59 No, I do not want to talk to the nurses.
00:40:02 No, they'll never strike.
00:40:04 They're dedicated people,
00:40:08 Sarah.
00:40:09 Sarah, you've got to understand,
00:40:14 I am running the surgery department of
00:40:18 and I'm sitting on 12 medical committees.
00:40:20 Now, I don't have time to talk to you
00:40:24 Good! Hello?
00:40:27 Oscar? What did E.F. Hutton say?
00:40:31 What do you mean,
00:40:34 Where is it coming from, Oscar?
00:40:36 Where is it coming from, man?
00:40:41 I was told you wanted to see me, Doctor.
00:40:43 Dr. August, come in.
00:40:47 You didn't want to use
00:40:50 - No.
00:40:53 I've been hearing a great deal about you
00:40:57 Evidently they think you're quite an asshole.
00:41:00 - I like that.
00:41:03 Doctor, I've decided to let you take out
00:41:10 Something wrong?
00:41:11 No. Nothing.
00:41:13 The whole idea is to see whether you have
00:41:18 I'm very anxious to see how you cut.
00:41:22 Pendergast. Excuse me.
00:41:29 Hello? Yeah. Milton, it's for you.
00:41:35 You guys hear the scuttlebutt?
00:41:43 Why is he chewing on a ball?
00:41:45 He broke up with Julie.
00:41:49 You know, relationships can be hard.
00:41:52 - Take Angela for instance...
00:41:54 She is?
00:41:55 Julie, she's a hooker.
00:41:59 Her voice is changing all the time.
00:42:03 My mom and dad,
00:42:07 Her father murdered her mother.
00:42:09 - Murdered?
00:42:13 I like her. She's a good kid.
00:42:16 She wants to give up hooking but...
00:42:20 I don't know. I'm a doctor.
00:42:23 I can't hang around with hookers.
00:42:28 Relationships? Yeah, I've had a few.
00:42:31 But then again, too few to mention.
00:42:35 I don't know.
00:42:42 I saw that.
00:42:44 So what? Are you a cop?
00:42:46 I'm a stranger. Don't look at me.
00:42:51 - Can you get some more of those?
00:42:53 Pills, man. Reds, whites, whatever.
00:42:57 Might mean a little extra scratch for you.
00:43:00 Pay off a loan or two.
00:43:01 How do you know about that?
00:43:03 All interns have loans.
00:43:06 Meet me here same time next week
00:43:09 I'll be in disguise, but you'll know me
00:43:13 - Vanilla.
00:43:14 - No, vanilla.
00:43:18 Can I look at you now?
00:43:43 You look beautiful.
00:43:46 You really look nice.
00:44:04 Seven months, I've been in this
00:44:09 The Gallentino family's losing money.
00:44:13 Do you realize the hell I've been
00:44:19 They've made me drink chalk.
00:44:24 They stuck a tube up my ass.
00:44:26 They took x-rays.
00:44:28 They got this little camera on a wire.
00:44:33 They stuffed it up my wang.
00:44:36 I've had a lot of things
00:44:39 but Roto-Rooter ain't one of them.
00:44:42 Should I try it?
00:44:48 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:44:51 with an inflamed appendix.
00:44:53 It will be removed by a 27-year-old male.
00:44:57 With an inflamed ego.
00:44:59 Do you really think that's funny?
00:45:01 Dr. August.
00:45:05 Well?
00:45:08 Well, what?
00:45:09 Start slicing.
00:45:17 Yes.
00:45:35 Doctor, if you plan to remove the appendix,
00:45:49 Simon's really starting to look like a doctor.
00:45:52 Lyle, he should be playing football.
00:45:55 Don't be silly, June.
00:45:57 He'll save his hands for surgery,
00:46:00 Doctor, it's time for your birthday party.
00:46:03 We lose the room in an hour, Doctor.
00:46:06 - You're a great surgeon, Dad.
00:46:09 Simon's going to be a great surgeon.
00:46:11 Simon, show all your doctor friends
00:46:13 - Cut out the pinata's appendix.
00:46:16 Show Grandpa how you cut.
00:46:22 Cut him.
00:46:23 Cut, Simon.
00:46:31 No, I can't.
00:46:36 I'm sorry.
00:46:38 This is the world's greatest surgeon?
00:46:44 Some people call it rookie-itis.
00:46:48 Some people call it intern nerves.
00:46:51 Me? I call it chickenshit.
00:46:58 We will all remember Spot Moscowitz...
00:47:00 because when he was alive,
00:47:03 A devoted father, beloved husband,
00:47:26 Do you come here often?
00:47:28 Yes.
00:47:30 Yes, I come here to see our mistakes.
00:47:33 It inspires me to think
00:47:37 They made fun of me, Stephanie.
00:47:41 They said I was no good.
00:47:43 Simon, there are other careers in medicine...
00:47:46 that don't require surgical technique:
00:47:49 Radiology, cardiology,
00:47:53 I have to be a surgeon!
00:47:58 I know that I can overcome this fear of mine.
00:48:01 It's going to take some time.
00:48:06 Will you help me, Stephanie?
00:48:13 - Where are you taking me?
00:48:28 There's no other place to go, Simon.
00:48:31 Look, I just...
00:48:33 I just don't think I'm...
00:48:36 I think I have a problem in this room.
00:48:39 I just don't think that I'm gonna be able to...
00:48:43 That I'm going to be able to function.
00:48:46 There's only one cure for that.
00:48:49 Me.
00:48:52 I'm as scared as you are.
00:48:57 I'm even more scared than you are.
00:49:02 I've never even been in this room
00:49:26 What is it?
00:49:28 Heimlich maneuver. Come on, relax.
00:49:30 Take it easy. One, two, three.
00:49:35 You got it?
00:49:39 Please, be careful what you swallow.
00:49:42 I'll sew it on for you tomorrow.
00:50:09 Put that phone down.
00:50:11 You're always on the phone.
00:50:13 - I'm tired of hiding.
00:50:18 - Angelo.
00:50:19 You're spending a lot of time at the hospital.
00:50:22 My father's in there. I'm sacrificing myself.
00:50:24 Suppose I get killed looking like that.
00:50:28 That Dr. Rist called again.
00:50:30 - When?
00:50:33 - What did he sound like?
00:50:36 He's a very good doctor.
00:50:40 - Angelo.
00:50:43 Are you getting funny?
00:50:49 I'll give you funny. Come over here.
00:50:55 Where'd you put my purse?
00:51:02 I'm glad I dragged you in here.
00:51:06 I guess I can function in this room.
00:51:11 I was never worried about that.
00:51:15 I was worried about the tests.
00:51:17 But now, no matter what happens
00:51:21 I will have had sex with you.
00:51:25 You call that sex?
00:51:30 Now let's try it again,
00:51:33 - Dr. Ludwig!
00:51:37 Let's just say I loved it
00:51:43 Doctor, what are you doing up there?
00:51:45 I've been looking all over for you two.
00:51:51 - And?
00:51:56 You did the Lastfogel's process
00:51:59 I did everything, even the Lastfogel.
00:52:03 Thank you, Doctor.
00:52:15 Was there anything else?
00:52:17 No, go right ahead.
00:52:21 Beat it, Doctor.
00:52:25 No, I didn't mean that. I mean, leave.
00:52:35 Will you stay with me, Stephanie?
00:52:37 I can't stay in Beverly Hills, Simon.
00:52:40 They're waiting for me in Burnaby Mountain.
00:52:54 But you didn't do the Lastfogel's test.
00:52:59 Good morning, Happy Labor Day.
00:53:04 No pulse.
00:53:05 We lost him.
00:53:08 He's alive.
00:53:11 I've got to get this watch fixed.
00:53:16 Good morning, Happy Halloween.
00:53:18 Mrs. Bauer, I don't like the way
00:53:22 I don't either, but he's good to the children.
00:53:25 Good afternoon. Happy Thanksgiving.
00:53:28 I looked in your mouth...
00:53:30 checked your breasts...
00:53:33 probed every part of your body.
00:53:36 Well, what's wrong with me?
00:53:37 How should I know? I'm a lawyer.
00:53:40 Merry Christmas. City Hospital.
00:53:49 You need a dime?
00:53:51 Here, I got it. Put it right in there.
00:53:54 Thank you very much.
00:53:56 You know, I was wondering...
00:53:58 there's this big party tonight
00:54:01 A lot of broads?
00:54:04 There'll be a lot of, you know,
00:54:07 I love fucking chatting.
00:54:09 - You do?
00:54:11 Come on, pick up the fucking phone.
00:54:13 I thought maybe you'd want to go.
00:54:17 - Yeah, sure.
00:54:19 - It's not much of a notice.
00:54:21 Pick up the fucking phone.
00:54:25 Hello, Rocco, this is Angie.
00:54:27 Pop's fine.
00:54:32 That's good.
00:54:43 Seven operations, Sal.
00:54:46 Forty-two stitches.
00:54:48 A year in this crummy hospital.
00:54:52 This Mr. Callahan was a sick man.
00:55:06 Okey-dokey.
00:55:12 Have a nice trip, Sal.
00:55:33 It must be difficult for Dr. Prang
00:55:36 I hear he throws a wild party, though.
00:55:38 I want it to be a nice, cozy party.
00:55:42 You know, the kind
00:55:45 Hi, welcome to Dr. Prang's party.
00:55:47 - Hello.
00:55:49 You should have that dark mole removed.
00:55:51 - You mean this one here?
00:55:54 - Simon.
00:55:57 - Where's Dr. Prang?
00:56:04 Doctor.
00:56:12 - I knew it.
00:56:15 - I'm fucking overdressed.
00:56:20 Now you can say anything you want.
00:56:30 I want to grease down...
00:56:34 and slide all over your body like a snake.
00:56:39 I'd like that.
00:56:43 "Drink to me only with thine eyes."
00:56:51 Relax, take off your key.
00:56:56 Look, the margaritas are ready.
00:56:58 You're a doctor, aren't you?
00:57:02 No, actually I'm an intern.
00:57:05 Goodbye.
00:57:07 Excuse me, are you rich?
00:57:09 If we don't get our checks by the end
00:57:13 - Would you like to...
00:57:15 Let me ask you a question.
00:57:17 If you could go to any show,
00:57:20 what show would you pick?
00:57:23 Ice Capades.
00:57:25 - Ice Capades?
00:57:28 You know, I think
00:57:31 Yeah, or Holiday on Ice.
00:57:32 Holiday on Ice?
00:57:36 - Did you see those tits over there?
00:57:39 Don't be sorry. Santa Claus' helper
00:57:42 - Are you embarrassed by that?
00:57:45 - Dr. Prang always...
00:57:46 - Did you see those tits over there?
00:57:49 - Let's talk about Holiday on Ice.
00:57:52 A bunch of fags skating.
00:57:54 Did you see those tits on that lady there?
00:57:57 - Can I get in here?
00:58:03 - Hi, Bucky.
00:58:06 What are you doing here?
00:58:09 - Of course not.
00:58:11 I have a surprise for you.
00:58:15 I'm really pregnant this time.
00:58:20 I want to be sexual with you,
00:58:23 I hear you, Phil.
00:58:25 I want to be physical with you.
00:58:30 I want to make
00:58:35 Don't get Kinney, Phil.
00:58:38 Kinky.
00:58:39 Kinney is where America shops for shoes.
00:58:45 The latest from Wall Street.
00:58:48 Blue chips showed an upward trend
00:58:51 with the prime lending rate
00:58:53 with little improvement shown.
00:58:55 Dr. Prang?
00:58:57 I'm Jyll Omato, from the gift shop.
00:59:00 I'm your Christmas present from the staff.
00:59:03 Speculators who were heavily leveraged...
00:59:05 were particularly affected
00:59:09 Consumer confidence fell...
00:59:11 Not now.
00:59:12 Industrials are down 30 points,
00:59:16 while Rails faded toward the close
00:59:26 Okay, now.
00:59:29 Simon.
00:59:33 You're out here all alone.
00:59:35 Sure. Before you came along,
00:59:40 I believe in you, Simon.
00:59:43 I've made a very important decision.
00:59:47 Simon, I'm ready
00:59:49 if it means I can be
00:59:55 You love a man in Beverly Hills?
01:00:01 Simon, think.
01:00:04 Concentrate.
01:00:47 Everyone, quiet please.
01:00:56 Stephanie Brody and I
01:01:03 Congratulations, Stephanie.
01:01:08 Let me call you sweetheart
01:01:12 Thank you.
01:01:13 I'm in love with you
01:01:18 Move out of the way. Thank you.
01:01:20 Let me hear you whisper
01:01:25 that you love me, too
01:01:33 Keep the love-light glowing
01:01:38 In your eyes so true
01:01:47 Let me call you sweetheart
01:01:52 I'm in love
01:01:57 with you
01:02:01 - Excuse me, I'm a doctor.
01:02:04 Actually, I'm a lab technician.
01:02:07 - Excuse me, I'm a doctor.
01:02:09 Someone call an ambulance!
01:02:15 It's all right, we're doctors.
01:02:16 Goddamn you.
01:02:19 I don't need a battery of tests
01:02:23 I knew it the first time I laid eyes on her.
01:02:25 Why did you tell us the tests were negative?
01:02:27 What did you want me to do?
01:02:31 Sorry, doc. I wanted you kids
01:02:34 She's not a goner.
01:02:37 Once! Once out of 6,000 cases.
01:02:40 It's the most complex surgery there is.
01:02:42 There's only one doctor in the world
01:02:46 I'll go find that doctor
01:02:48 You won't have to go far.
01:02:51 - Who?
01:02:54 - He can perform an operation.
01:02:57 It's a paraglobular underpass...
01:03:00 with a subarachnoid angulation
01:03:04 Will he do it?
01:03:05 I spoke to him briefly this evening.
01:03:07 He said he'd get back to me
01:03:12 - Fine.
01:03:17 Merry Christmas.
01:03:20 Who was the girl?
01:03:22 - Jyll Omato.
01:03:26 You say Omato, I say Omato.
01:03:32 I want a lover with a slow hand
01:03:36 I want a lover with an easy touch
01:03:42 Your daughter Angela is a very lovely girl.
01:03:46 And she cares about you a lot.
01:03:48 I've got an idea.
01:03:51 you give them to Angela and let her know
01:04:00 - Mrs. Greschler?
01:04:02 Could I please have some carnations?
01:04:04 - You want carnations?
01:04:06 - I've got lovely mums.
01:04:09 - You don't want any mums?
01:04:11 - You don't want mums?
01:04:14 Nobody wants my lousy mums.
01:04:17 The ones down at the end are fine.
01:04:19 I've got some right down here.
01:04:21 - Thank you, Mrs. Greschler.
01:04:24 Not as lovely as mums, but they're good.
01:04:27 - Thank you, Mrs. Greschler. Bye-bye.
01:04:30 Rist, have you heard anything
01:04:33 Not yet, Litto.
01:04:34 I guess you could say
01:04:37 Tuned in to holistic psychiatry.
01:04:46 No smoking.
01:04:49 All right, Mr. Callahan.
01:04:52 It's time for our bodily function.
01:04:54 Mrs. Greschler.
01:04:58 - I'd like to buy some chrysanthemums.
01:05:40 Attention please.
01:05:41 Anyone who has had contact with
01:05:45 please report to the VD clinic.
01:05:53 Let me tell you about this operation, kid.
01:05:56 It's a maze, do you understand?
01:05:59 You have to shut off three arteries.
01:06:01 You have to regulate four enzyme flows.
01:06:03 You have to replace two fluids
01:06:06 One teeny weeny little mistake...
01:06:08 and you might as well piss on the fire
01:06:12 - I will be there to assist you, Doctor.
01:06:15 I wouldn't let you
01:06:18 - Look, you've done the operation before.
01:06:21 This one is not meant to be.
01:06:23 Dr. Prang, I've appealed to you
01:06:29 There's only one other way
01:06:32 Will you operate on Stephanie Brody?
01:06:34 No.
01:06:36 Okay. We'll need an anesthesiologist.
01:06:39 We'll need an endocrine person.
01:06:42 We'll work with them
01:06:45 We'll have fun with it.
01:06:47 Emilia, press the button.
01:06:49 Okay.
01:06:54 Now she's in somebody else's bed.
01:07:18 I really appreciate this, Dr. Prang.
01:07:20 Okay. Just don't hit me anymore.
01:07:23 That's Dr. Quick, Doctor.
01:07:24 Doppenheimer's out of town.
01:07:27 Never mind. All right. Everybody ready?
01:07:31 Scalpel.
01:07:32 - Ready with the dialysis retractor?
01:07:36 - Give it to me in fives. X-ray?
01:07:39 Blood count?
01:07:42 Fifteen on twelve.
01:07:48 - Heart?
01:07:49 - X-ray?
01:07:51 - Moving. No shadow.
01:07:53 - Renostomy count, quickly.
01:07:55 Fifteen.
01:07:56 - Platinum wire.
01:08:00 Seventeen, damn it!
01:08:03 Seventeen, damn it!
01:08:04 - Time?
01:08:06 - Five.
01:08:08 - Nine seconds.
01:08:09 - Eight seconds.
01:08:12 - Seven seconds.
01:08:14 Oxygen.
01:08:17 - Counting down.
01:08:22 Two seconds.
01:08:23 - Gattling frappe, quickly.
01:08:25 - Zero, Doctor.
01:08:27 No, never mind!
01:08:30 We've lost her.
01:08:31 We killed her.
01:08:35 We'll have to do better than that, won't we?
01:08:38 All right, let's try it again.
01:08:41 Only this time, let's practice on him.
01:08:46 Dr. Prang, you just had
01:08:50 Oscar? What did he say?
01:08:52 He said you're broke.
01:08:54 Broke?
01:08:56 Attention. Tomorrow Dr. Prang
01:08:59 a saxafragia mitosis operation
01:09:03 Tickets are still available.
01:09:10 Don't worry, Emilia.
01:09:11 We'll fix this bed outside,
01:09:14 Ice cream.
01:09:19 Vanilla ice cream. We have established that.
01:09:22 Did I hear you say
01:09:25 Vanilla ice cream, yeah.
01:09:28 When last we met,
01:09:31 You've got it.
01:09:33 As we speak,
01:09:35 I'm gonna have to ask you for $40
01:09:38 - I'd rather have the bag.
01:09:42 I'm a doctor! I worked hard for this.
01:09:47 This is typical.
01:09:55 We'll get your buddy.
01:09:58 Don't worry.
01:09:59 Phil?
01:10:01 Can I talk to her?
01:10:03 For a minute.
01:10:09 Freeze!
01:10:15 Let's go. It's going to be a car chase.
01:10:18 Door's locked. No chase.
01:10:25 Freeze!
01:10:27 Am I pointing this at you?
01:10:30 Good job, Blind Officer.
01:10:32 - Did we get them?
01:10:35 Hi. What's your name?
01:10:37 I'm sorry, Phil, but it just had to be this way.
01:10:40 I guess so.
01:10:42 Listen, when you tell people about this...
01:10:44 and I want you to tell a lot of people...
01:10:47 use me as a warning.
01:10:48 You worked so hard to be a doctor.
01:10:52 Do me a favor.
01:10:54 Tell medicine that I'm no good for it.
01:10:59 Did you like me?
01:11:12 Yes.
01:11:18 - Why did you do it, anyway?
01:11:22 Attention, all nurses
01:11:26 We're going on strike, baby.
01:11:29 Hi.
01:11:31 Nurses unite!
01:11:38 - Out of our way, Doctor.
01:11:41 Out! As of this minute,
01:11:43 You can't walk out now.
01:11:45 Stephanie is due in surgery.
01:11:49 - Talk to Dr. Prang.
01:11:53 You're taking this very well, Stephanie.
01:11:55 Hello, excuse me.
01:11:57 You were just visiting someone
01:12:00 That's right.
01:12:01 - May I ask you a question?
01:12:04 What do you think of this nurses' strike?
01:12:07 I got nothing to do with this at all.
01:12:11 Hey, asshole, get off the car!
01:12:14 You hear?
01:12:16 Listen, excuse me.
01:12:17 I don't give a fuck about this,
01:12:20 - Thank you very much.
01:12:22 Get off the fucking car. Fucking pleasure.
01:12:27 They're not coming, are they?
01:12:29 We're just running a bit late, that's all.
01:12:32 We've got to help Simon.
01:12:36 Remember, this is why we want
01:12:40 Rist, your patient Sal's going home.
01:12:44 Okay, the three of you should help.
01:12:50 Dr. Prang, you're wanted in surgery.
01:12:54 Sal, it's finally time to go home.
01:12:56 Hospital policy, you have to
01:12:59 Hey, "ragazzo," I don't need no chair.
01:13:02 - Okay, we'll change the policy.
01:13:04 - This is for you.
01:13:09 It's from your daughter.
01:13:13 My dear Walter.
01:13:15 It would be foolish of me to deny...
01:13:17 that you have aroused in me
01:13:22 Your sensitivity, kindness, and care
01:13:27 But for various fucking reasons...
01:13:30 ours is a relationship that cannot be.
01:13:33 If there's ever anything I can do for you,
01:13:37 Thank you for everything. Angie.
01:13:39 Rocco, make sure the car's ready, all right?
01:13:45 - You weren't supposed to be here.
01:13:50 Fill out this affidavit.
01:13:53 - English?
01:14:06 This isn't gonna work...
01:14:08 because there's things about me
01:14:11 What? We've always been
01:14:14 If it's the fact
01:14:17 I can control that.
01:14:20 Here, feel that. Go on, feel that.
01:14:23 - It's pretty.
01:14:25 When you look at me, what do you see?
01:14:27 I see a beautiful human being.
01:14:33 I'm married.
01:14:35 Married?
01:14:45 Please, don't hate me, Walter.
01:14:58 Are you happily married?
01:15:12 Dr. Prang, Dr. August is waiting.
01:15:17 Oscar, what do you mean, indictment?
01:15:20 They made me turn over
01:15:22 So what? I'm clean.
01:15:24 Guess again, Joseph.
01:15:26 That was recorded
01:15:30 Why, you slimy little wimp wart.
01:15:32 I had to do it, Joseph.
01:15:36 Why don't you just cash in
01:15:39 You don't have a pension plan anymore.
01:15:41 I had to cash that in
01:15:45 Silver? I was never into silver.
01:15:48 Yes, you were. It was supposed to be
01:15:51 And then Sarah zapped you,
01:15:55 That's why they call it risk capital.
01:15:56 Joseph, it'll be all right. What the heck?
01:15:59 You're a brilliant surgeon.
01:16:03 Joseph, don't do it to yourself.
01:16:07 Myself?
01:16:11 Joey, no!
01:16:13 Oscar, you're through as my accountant.
01:16:15 Don't, Joey! God, Joey, you hurt my hand.
01:16:18 You hurt my... Joseph, please! No!
01:16:22 Five minutes before the operation.
01:16:27 Meet your volunteer scrub nurses.
01:16:30 Chamberlain.
01:16:32 Litto. My friend Flicker.
01:16:36 Stephanie, look... She's...
01:16:39 Where's Dr. Prang?
01:16:41 Well, don't worry.
01:16:48 Get out of the way, you sick bastard.
01:16:53 Welcome to City Hospital.
01:16:54 Everyone, remain in your assigned seats.
01:16:57 No standing, and no flash photography.
01:16:59 Attention.
01:17:01 No one will be seated
01:17:08 Attention, Dr. Prang. Report to Surgery.
01:17:12 Think of what you're doing.
01:17:17 I'm calling the police.
01:17:23 Due to the nurses' strike,
01:17:28 Would those among you
01:17:31 come to the desk and get
01:17:34 The rest of you will just take a number,
01:17:38 - Call the police!
01:17:42 He's got a gun!
01:17:45 Dr. Prang, this is Dr. August.
01:18:01 Hi.
01:18:06 Sorry.
01:18:11 Don't worry.
01:18:15 Be honest with me. What are my chances?
01:18:20 That bad?
01:18:25 Prang, you're wanted in Surgery!
01:18:30 You'd better scrub up. Come on.
01:18:31 - No, I'm going to wait for Dr. Prang.
01:18:35 - Pardon?
01:18:37 Why?
01:18:38 We got a problem. Dr. Prang is very upset.
01:18:40 Upset? Let me tell you something, Simon.
01:18:43 I don't think the man
01:18:45 - Kurtzman, please.
01:18:47 What about the other doctors?
01:18:51 They won't come if Prang isn't there.
01:18:55 - Go ahead, tell him.
01:18:58 that you're gonna have to
01:19:01 Don't worry about a thing.
01:19:05 And I'm gonna be right there with you
01:19:08 And me.
01:19:10 Don't worry, there'll be no pressure.
01:19:12 It'll just be like any other operation
01:19:16 - Kurtzman, could I talk with you a minute?
01:19:30 They told me what's going on.
01:19:35 You have to do it, Simon.
01:19:38 We need an anesthesiologist.
01:19:42 Listen, we can do all those things.
01:19:44 Not to mention a small matter
01:19:47 Simon, you can do it.
01:19:50 You can. Listen,
01:19:54 And besides, you got all of us.
01:19:56 Litto is a great anesthesiologist.
01:19:59 And Milton knows the stomach inside out.
01:20:03 He'll come in handy.
01:20:05 Then we got Ludwig.
01:20:08 Ludwig has opened up more people
01:20:11 Of course, you know, they were all dead.
01:20:16 So, you see, you can do it.
01:20:18 We can do it.
01:20:21 For Stephanie.
01:20:25 Or, you know, we could go home and eat.
01:20:28 Nice chatting with you again.
01:20:34 Do you believe in me?
01:20:37 You're kind of a pecker-head...
01:20:42 but I believe in those.
01:20:45 Your attention, please.
01:20:46 Dr. Prang will not be
01:20:50 "He went" meshuga.
01:20:54 Let's go to work, doctors.
01:21:07 Ladies and gentlemen,
01:21:16 The saxafragia mitosis operation
01:21:24 - Let's go.
01:21:27 This is a saxafragia mitosis operation.
01:21:40 All right, doctors.
01:21:42 We've got 20 minutes to find
01:21:45 - And she's off.
01:21:49 Then we're ready, gentlemen.
01:21:51 Scalpel.
01:22:00 Simon, show all your doctor friends
01:22:03 You're a great surgeon, Dad.
01:22:05 And you're a great surgeon, too, my boy.
01:22:07 Simon's gonna be a great surgeon, too, Dad.
01:22:10 Do you hear voices?
01:22:20 I guess I can function in this room.
01:22:27 Well, you did it. A perfect cut.
01:22:29 Blind shithouse luck. But you did it.
01:22:34 Heart?
01:22:39 Normal.
01:22:42 - What's this?
01:22:44 - Then take it back.
01:22:47 - How's my time?
01:22:50 Hang on, Stephanie.
01:22:51 Easy.
01:22:52 Damn!
01:22:53 - What's the matter?
01:22:55 The obstruction. I can't reach it.
01:22:58 My damn hands are just too big.
01:23:00 If only one of the nurses were here.
01:23:04 They can reach into tiny...
01:23:07 - Chamberlain.
01:23:09 Substitution. Dr. Chamberlain in
01:23:14 Do you see it? Right there. That's it.
01:23:20 Dr. Ludwig, I'm nearing
01:23:23 So?
01:23:25 - Heart?
01:23:27 Sprockett.
01:23:30 This strike ain't for me.
01:23:36 It looks like I'm needed here.
01:23:38 - I admire your dedication.
01:23:41 My little brother Elmer,
01:23:44 - Really?
01:23:47 We're trying to save a life here, remember?
01:23:52 Suction.
01:23:58 Get it off.
01:24:06 Suction, Doctor, please.
01:24:09 Forget the suction. Thank you very much.
01:24:11 - Blood pressure?
01:24:14 Sixty, fifty, here we go.
01:24:15 You got to stop now. If her erzemine level
01:24:19 - Will you shut up, Kurtzman?
01:24:22 Careful.
01:24:24 Taffler's serum. Five cc's.
01:24:26 Erzemine 30. Injecting Taffler's.
01:24:29 I see it. Hold her steady.
01:24:32 - Renostomy level dropping.
01:24:35 - 40 over 13.
01:24:38 - Heart?
01:24:39 I don't like it.
01:24:40 You don't have to like it.
01:24:43 - We can't stop now.
01:24:46 - Blood pressure falling.
01:24:48 - Twenty-five.
01:24:51 Please hurry, Doctor. Don't taste it.
01:24:54 We've got five minutes
01:24:59 Now we wait.
01:25:03 How about those Lakers the other night?
01:25:07 - Come on.
01:25:14 Found it!
01:25:16 Reduced two millimeters.
01:25:22 - All right, reopen the scarpoid valve.
01:25:25 Cut it! I need that scarpoid fluid.
01:25:26 - Scissors.
01:25:29 It's in.
01:25:30 - My end's attached.
01:25:32 - Ditto.
01:25:33 I've lost the heartbeat.
01:25:37 The body's rejecting it.
01:25:39 - Adrenalin!
01:25:41 Pickering fluid, 50 cc's. Noserin 20 cc's.
01:25:45 - Oxygen.
01:25:50 I'm afraid she's sliding
01:25:53 Noserin. Gattling frappe.
01:26:00 Come on, Stephanie, hold on.
01:26:14 Sorry, Simon.
01:26:23 It's just an operation.
01:26:44 All right, let's close her up.
01:26:47 - Suture.
01:26:49 - Wait a minute, her eyes are open.
01:26:51 - She's looking around the room.
01:26:54 Look, she's smiling.
01:26:56 Somebody kicked the plug out of the wall.
01:26:58 Who pulled the plug?
01:27:08 The machines are working.
01:27:10 - I've got a heartbeat.
01:27:13 - I've got a live patient.
01:27:16 - Are we going to save her?
01:27:19 Yes, the strike is over.
01:27:22 We've just received temporary funding
01:27:26 Doctors, over here, please.
01:27:28 Welcome, new interns, to City Hospital.
01:27:31 - Happy New Year!
01:27:34 Meet me after.
01:27:39 - Stephanie?
01:27:44 Would you please all make yourselves
01:27:53 No, not now.
01:27:58 Simon! We've got to find Simon to tell him...
01:28:00 before he marries some bimbo
01:28:04 Listen, I really admire your work.
01:28:08 And your eyebrows.
01:28:10 You're staying here
01:28:13 Yes, I am, Nurse Sprockett.
01:28:17 - Norine.
01:28:25 Simon!
01:28:27 Take her to the smartass.
01:28:37 Keep the love-light glowing
01:28:41 in your eyes so true
01:28:48 Over here, schmuck.
01:28:50 Let me call you sweetheart
01:28:55 I'm in love
01:28:59 with you
01:29:05 - You did it, boy!
01:29:10 Hi!
01:29:13 I love you.
01:29:14 You are the greatest surgeon in the world.
01:29:21 I think they want to be alone.
01:29:25 Thank you. Thank you all so...
01:29:30 Stephanie, wait!
01:29:35 What did I say?
01:30:11 Now.
01:30:17 Simon and Stephanie opened...
01:30:19 the Beverly Hills Clinic
01:30:22 Stephanie had an operating room
01:30:25 so now Simon has a place to function.
01:30:32 Dr. Milton Chamberlain
01:30:45 Dr. Bucky DeVol
01:30:48 and named their first son
01:30:51 They called the kid Pecker-Head.
01:31:05 Dr. Oliver Ludwig moved to Hawaii
01:31:16 Nurse Norine Sprockett...
01:31:18 was given the Mother Teresa Award
01:31:26 Phil Burns was paroled and is now...
01:31:28 the head pharmacist
01:31:33 Dr. Walter Rist is trying to date
01:31:37 and tennis player Renee Richards.
01:31:48 Dr. Prang retired from medicine
01:31:51 the road manager for The Plasmatics.
01:32:11 Malamud was retired by the Syndicate...
01:32:13 and given a gold watch,
01:32:18 Angelo Bonafetti
01:32:21 playing with
01:32:31 Ladies and gentlemen, our entire staff
01:32:36 and hopes you never ever