Z hrada The Garden

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00:00:44 Kindov proudly presents...
00:00:47 The Garden
00:01:49 Chapter 1 in which we will meet Jacob and his lame father, too.
00:01:54 And we will get to know about their worries.
00:01:57 Lady Teresa will also be present.
00:02:02 Welcome.
00:02:04 Good morning.
00:02:05 I was expecting you tomorrow...
00:02:10 I have something finished for you already.
00:02:14 Undress.
00:02:44 Just a minute, darling.
00:03:18 Teresa, don't be a fool.
00:03:41 What's wrong with you?
00:03:46 You know, I need a longer warm-up.
00:04:04 Do you feel it?
00:04:06 What?
00:04:07 Here...
00:04:10 and here.
00:04:11 A small bump.
00:04:15 Maybe I've got cancer.
00:04:18 You aren't serious, are you?
00:04:22 And here. Now here...
00:04:26 Do you feel it?
00:04:30 I've just started to feel something.
00:04:36 You "bad boy".
00:05:03 What are you doing, Jacob?
00:05:11 Mrs. Teresa is my customer.
00:05:15 And you lady, you are married.
00:05:19 You have two little kids.
00:05:22 Why are you covering her! Get dressed.
00:05:26 Look at him. Look at the way he looks.
00:05:28 You're sick!
00:05:31 Go and finish that dress.
00:05:32 Why should I go? This is my flat!
00:05:35 Leave us alone, father.
00:06:14 When will you ever be gone?
00:06:18 You're stuck here, just doing nothing...
00:06:21 It's a holiday. Within two weeks it'll be over and I'll start teaching.
00:06:24 To hell with teaching.
00:06:26 You've been teaching for ten years and you don't even have money to buy your own flat.
00:06:32 I've had enough.
00:06:33 Varu.
00:06:38 Here. Take it.
00:06:44 It pisses all over the place. It stinks!
00:06:49 You should get him fixed.
00:06:50 Don't listen to him, Varu.
00:06:54 He doesn't like you.
00:07:15 Sell grandfathers' garden and buy a flat...
00:07:25 So that I won't have to see you around here any more.
00:07:48 Chapter 2 in which Jacob,
00:07:54 comes to the Lord's garden and experiences a variety of occurences.
00:07:59 Secret writings will be discovered, too.
00:14:06 The year of our Lord 1912.
00:14:18 Observations of nature:
00:14:22 The bat has an unbelievably strong desire.
00:14:27 It doesn't practice any
00:14:37 When a male meets a male alone,
00:14:40 or a female meets another female,
00:14:42 they have sex immediately.
00:14:57 Chapter three in which Jacob will decide to put things in order,
00:15:00 he will taste of dog's insidiousness , and meet a mysterious maiden.
00:16:39 Get lost!
00:16:51 Is that your animal?
00:16:54 Don't shout at him.
00:16:58 He's afraid of you.
00:17:06 Leave me alone!
00:17:09 Go away!
00:17:11 Hold your dog!
00:17:13 It's going to eat me.
00:17:15 Go away, you beast!
00:17:18 Get out of here!
00:17:42 Will he come back?
00:17:44 I don't know. It wasn't my dog.
00:18:16 Where did you get that?
00:18:18 My mom's beaten me.
00:18:20 Here too.
00:18:22 Last time she whipped me with a hose.
00:18:25 Do you see?
00:18:31 What's your name?
00:18:34 Helena.
00:18:37 My mother thinks I'm nuts.
00:18:39 What are you?
00:19:12 In the very beginning, when the world was being created,
00:19:15 God gave to the Sun, the Moon and to the other planets certain power,
00:19:21 which they sent to the earth,
00:19:25 and without which, neither the plants, nor the animals and the man
00:19:30 would be able to reproduce the way they do at present.
00:19:47 How many planets are there?
00:19:50 Apart from the Sun, there are seven big ones.
00:19:55 The Goodmaster, the Beautylady, the Earth,
00:20:00 the Deathbreeder, the Kingpower,
00:20:24 Chapter four in which Jacob will meet Benedikt, who wants to be a saint.
00:20:30 He will taste pieces of his wisdom and learn humility.
00:21:37 Chew it.
00:21:42 What have you done today?
00:21:45 Nothing.
00:21:47 You don't live good.
00:21:51 Making bread is God's gift.
00:21:56 It helps us to fight temptation and sin.
00:22:05 What will remain after you are dead
00:22:08 if you are doing nothing?
00:22:11 And what should I do?
00:22:14 Wash my feet.
00:22:29 The Lord has talked to me.
00:22:31 He woke me up and told me:
00:22:35 "Benedikt, if you want to be a saint,
00:22:38 stop wandering."
00:22:41 "Find a place you will love, and build a house there."
00:22:47 "Breed herds and cultivate fields."
00:22:52 "So that time shall not be your enemy."
00:23:00 Do you think there is a God?
00:23:03 Only God knows.
00:23:07 An agnostic answer.
00:23:10 You're fine. You haven't seen him.
00:23:14 But I have. I've talked to the Lord.
00:23:17 And now I have to live up to it.
00:23:29 Hey, hey, come on...
00:23:34 What beautiful herds... [singing]
00:25:04 Chapter 5 in which inexperienced Jacob
00:25:05 has to challenge the
00:25:09 Also, a poor chicken will be made to fall asleep by mediums of black magic.
00:25:12 And Jacob will not trust what his own eyes see.
00:25:24 She's come to apologize.
00:25:37 Why?
00:25:40 Don't be angry. She'll throw herself at any man.
00:25:45 Some guys even take advantage of it, you know...
00:25:54 Why do you beat her?
00:25:56 Me?
00:26:14 She always tortures me this way.
00:26:17 What have you made up this time?
00:26:24 We were in our fifties when we had her.
00:26:30 She's stupid! She's not even able to write.
00:26:34 I am.
00:26:37 Do you see? She's lying again.
00:27:12 NONSENSE!
00:27:27 Open it for me.
00:27:34 She's completely like her father.
00:27:36 He was crazy, too.
00:27:39 He was sleeping all the time.
00:27:43 Then I sent him to a hospital
00:27:45 and he wouldn't wake up any more.
00:28:57 Chapter six in which Jacob will not get along with lady Teresa,
00:29:01 he will come back to the Lord's garden
00:29:03 though wild wasps are around.
00:30:45 Hello.
00:30:46 Teresa, go away.
00:30:49 Leave me alone, Teresa. Stop it.
00:30:53 Go! Run away!
00:30:55 Get lost or they'll sting you.
00:31:12 What are you doing here?
00:31:14 We haven't seen each other for a week
00:31:23 What do you want from me?
00:31:26 It itches so much.
00:31:30 Then scratch it.
00:31:33 It's swelling.
00:31:47 Undress.
00:32:07 Here.
00:32:11 I went to a doctor yesterday.
00:32:13 And what?
00:32:16 I'm OK.
00:32:19 I thought I had a tumor.
00:32:21 But they told me everything was all right.
00:32:26 Hold on until it dries.
00:32:46 I need to feel you inside me all the time.
00:32:50 All the time...
00:34:24 What is it?
00:34:28 It's you.
00:34:44 Come back with me.
00:34:52 I've got stings everywhere.
00:34:57 What will you tell to your husband?
00:35:00 I don't know. I'll make up some story.
00:35:06 I think we should end this.
00:35:10 Don't say that, not even as a joke.
00:35:13 Or I'll kill you.
00:35:36 Get out.
00:35:38 You can take a bus from here.
00:35:40 I thought you would go with me.
00:35:43 I'll stay for a couple of days.
00:36:02 Do you really want to leave me here?
00:36:06 Take it for your children.
00:36:19 The bus will be here in a while.
00:37:02 With the Lord's help, I'll have brewed plum spirit in the fall of this year.
00:37:09 It came out well, above our expectations.
00:37:11 It's strong but delicious on the tongue.
00:37:15 I have...
00:37:15 ...decided not to drink it...
00:37:20 ...but to bury it in the garden.
00:39:32 Chapter seven in which Jacob is taking care of his house
00:39:35 and performs some spectacular tricks.
00:39:38 The mysterious maiden will help him to
00:39:41 by means of some healing ants in the Lord's garden.
00:41:01 Wait!
00:41:23 Ouch! That hurts!
00:41:34 Has she beaten you again?
00:41:36 She thinks I sleep with you.
00:41:42 I know how to treat it. Tomorrow it'll be gone.
00:41:53 Who taught you to write?
00:41:55 Your grandfather.
00:41:57 He also taught me the names of all the capital cities.
00:42:04 Why have you never attended school?
00:42:08 I didn't speak for a long time.
00:42:13 I was born this small.
00:42:37 There are ants over here.
00:42:52 Don't kill them.
00:44:03 I have them everywhere.
00:44:05 That's good. They are healing you.
00:44:12 But I don't have any disease.
00:44:14 It doesn't matter. They will find something.
00:44:42 Chapter eight in which Jacob will meet a certain Jean Jacques Rousseau
00:44:46 and they will make a good deal.
00:44:49 He is also told about tragical consequences of progress
00:44:52 and about wonderful pleasures of poverty.
00:45:20 Hey you! I need you!
00:45:23 Me?
00:45:33 My name is Rousseau. You will help me.
00:45:39 This new technology just gets on my nerves.
00:45:43 Progress means nothing
00:45:51 You should take it to some service place.
00:45:55 No way!
00:45:57 That would mean that I have accepted the present state.
00:46:01 Oh, my Lord. Set us free from knowledge
00:46:04 and impose on us innocence and poverty.
00:46:09 Do you think it would help us?
00:46:12 We all are victims of fake self-respect.
00:46:18 We don't live while we try to convince others that we do.
00:46:24 Stop saying that bullshit.
00:46:25 We will never make it to that wedding this way.
00:46:28 Don't make me nervous. You see I'm working on it.
00:46:34 This is the result of our pathetic education.
00:46:39 I wish you had met her several years ago. She was such a good girl.
00:46:43 Holy simplicity, a pure soul.
00:46:49 And me, a fool...
00:46:51 I have taught her to read and to write.
00:46:54 Since then, there is no way to put up with her.
00:46:56 Shut up!
00:47:12 Once again!
00:47:15 Silence!
00:47:19 You've broken it.
00:47:21 I told you I didn't know much about cars.
00:47:26 You've destroyed me. What am I going to do now?
00:47:33 Is that yours?
00:47:36 Mmmm.
00:47:38 I will borrow it!
00:47:41 But I need it.
00:47:43 What for?
00:47:47 This luxury is a punishment for we have
00:47:53 I will tell you something.
00:47:55 A man of nature, that lives
00:48:00 feelings and not by stupid social
00:48:05 Come on, come on. Don't leave anything here.
00:48:08 Hurry up!
00:48:17 Let your spirit grow in wisdom.
00:48:51 Chapter nine in which Jacob and his father will
00:48:55 He will suffer a transformation
00:48:58 Various songs will be sung.
00:49:15 When do you plan to get up?
00:49:27 This is some mail from the school.
00:49:28 You should have been teaching for three days already.
00:49:31 Where have you been?
00:49:38 How did you get here?
00:49:41 By bus.
00:50:12 The tomcat has disappeared.
00:50:13 Varu?
00:50:15 I poured some milk for him yesterday. It's not been touched.
00:50:32 Father was crazy about boxing.
00:50:35 He broke my nose two times.
00:50:49 I'd like to set fire to this whole place.
00:50:56 Your Teresa came to see me.
00:50:59 What did she want?
00:51:01 She brought me a box of chocolates.
00:51:05 Very nice person.
00:51:07 I like sewing for her.
00:51:09 Don't move!
00:51:11 You know, women don't excite me any more.
00:51:16 I look at those nasty pictures in magazines, too...
00:51:21 ...nothing!
00:51:23 And what about you?
00:51:25 When will you get married?
00:51:28 You should have some kids.
00:51:31 I would play with them.
00:51:35 Why did she come to see you?
00:51:37 She told me she's getting divorced.
00:51:41 You two would make a nice couple.
00:52:19 What have you done to me?
00:52:21 I told you not to move.
00:53:17 I look like a complete idiot.
00:53:23 How can I talk to my customers like this?
00:53:30 It's your turn.
00:54:09 Where's your car?
00:54:12 I've traded it for this one.
00:54:16 What make is this one?
00:54:19 I don't know.
00:54:22 I've never driven a car.
00:54:25 But I wouldn't be afraid of driving this one.
00:54:38 What are you doing?
00:54:40 We have to switch seats.
00:54:41 What for?
00:54:49 Try it.
00:55:14 What am I supposed to do?
00:55:17 Put your foot on the gas.
00:55:19 Which foot?
00:55:21 The lame one. Can you reach it?
00:55:23 Mmmm.
00:55:28 Release the clutch slowly.
00:55:37 Here we go.
00:55:46 You made a good deal.
00:56:12 You should sell the garden.
00:56:17 I've never liked that place.
00:56:21 I spent the whole time on my own there.
00:56:25 Father was always playing some trick on me.
00:56:29 He hung me from a branch and left me there till I was totally exhausted.
00:56:36 He wanted you to be a man.
00:56:40 He also dropped me in a well with a candle.
00:56:46 I don't even know why... I nearly drowned.
00:56:52 When I was fourteen I fled to the Czech Republic.
00:56:55 And I learned the craft there.
00:57:01 When will you return to school?
00:57:06 I'll tell them you're sick.
00:57:11 They don't know how to play!
00:57:14 What should they play for you?
00:57:19 For example...
00:57:23 [singing in some foreign language]
00:57:30 Or some Latin tune.
00:57:34 Is that what you like?
00:57:36 Pay attention!
00:59:27 It's so fucking nice out here.
00:59:34 Chapter ten in which the bodies of Jacob and the mysterious maiden
00:59:36 will merge by means of a paradise fruit.
00:59:39 Jacob will get rid of lady Teresa in a vile way.
00:59:43 He will be using fire to send mysterious messages to the Universe.
00:59:45 Argentina!
00:59:47 Buenos Aires.
00:59:49 Madagascar!
00:59:51 Antananarivo.
00:59:54 Malaysia!
00:59:56 Kuala Lumpur!
00:59:59 God bless you, apple tree!
01:00:12 I saw a big white caterpillar yesterday evening.
01:00:17 She was squirming among the trees, eating everything in her way.
01:00:22 I was inside its belly.
01:00:25 Such pleasant warmth was there...
01:00:29 You were there, too.
01:00:38 Why don't you leave her?
01:00:42 Where would I go?
01:03:00 Leave me alone!
01:03:01 Are you alright?
01:03:02 I just want to wash your feet.
01:03:03 Don’t touch me! Stop!
01:03:04 Stop it!
01:03:07 Everybody wants to "just touch me..."
01:03:10 They're just dirty...
01:05:21 For potatoes we owe our thanks
01:05:24 to Mr. Francis DRACKE...
01:05:27 Drake.
01:05:31 ...Francis Drake, a Dutch captain who has brought the crop
01:05:35 from the American country to our European lands
01:05:42 in the year of our Lord 1586.
01:05:57 I've washed my hair in nettle.
01:06:02 I feel dizzy.
01:06:11 Potato bread is also good for fighting off hunger.
01:06:17 During the preparation, add some caraway,
01:06:20 so that the bread is more tasty.
01:06:49 Paul, Michael, don't get dirty, ok?
01:07:02 Don't show your face for a while!
01:07:14 Good morning. I'm Teresa’s husband.
01:07:25 Can we come in?
01:07:40 Go and play!
01:07:50 Nice Autumn.
01:07:56 But the winter will be hard.
01:07:58 Wasps have spread too much.
01:08:02 I know, I've talked about it with the ants.
01:08:17 How long have you known each other?
01:08:20 I don't know.
01:08:22 My father makes dresses for her.
01:08:24 How is it that you "don't know"?
01:08:27 It's been nearly two years.
01:08:32 My wife wants to destroy me.
01:08:44 She says that you sleep with her.
01:08:53 Do you sleep with her?
01:08:55 With her?
01:08:57 No.
01:08:59 What do you say?
01:09:01 You don't have to be ashamed in front of him.
01:09:04 Tell him how you screw me every week.
01:09:10 Be serious! Do you sleep with her or what?
01:09:15 Don't get me wrong but with your wife I wouldn't be excited at all.
01:09:19 And you should stop making up...
01:09:26 You are such a bastard.
01:09:31 Watch your P's and Q's!
01:09:34 Don't you believe me?
01:09:37 I'll show you if he's fucked me...
01:09:40 Leave me alone. I'll show you now!
01:09:41 Teresa, don't be a fool!
01:09:42 Leave me alone! Leave me alone!
01:09:53 Stop!
01:10:33 She takes everything too personally. She's very sensitive.
01:10:59 Nice garden.
01:11:01 I bet it'll give you some twenty liters of plum-spirit.
01:12:59 Chapter eleven in which Jacob meets
01:13:03 and, by means of his erudite speech, considers his own situation.
01:13:26 What are you doing here?
01:13:32 I've covered you so that you don't get cold.
01:13:37 I got lost and some man told me he would show me the way.
01:13:43 I was walking with him on a nice straight road...
01:13:47 Then we got lost and the man said:
01:13:51 "Now you have to find your path yourself."
01:13:54 Then he just disappeared.
01:13:56 I have been wandering around here the whole night.
01:14:00 And before sunrise I ran into you.
01:14:08 It's nice here.
01:14:11 My father buys places like this for people from Viena.
01:14:14 Wittgenstein - if it tells you anything.
01:14:18 Would you sell it?
01:14:20 Noooo.
01:14:27 Do you feel sick?
01:14:31 That's good.
01:14:36 I think that nowadays education diminishes human ability to suffer.
01:14:45 Today a school is good only if children spend a nice time there.
01:14:53 Ability to suffer is not seen as valuable.
01:14:55 It is supposed to be useless.
01:15:01 How much would you ask for it?
01:15:05 And how much would you pay for it?
01:15:07 I don't know.
01:15:10 It's not worth much here.
01:15:15 There's nothing around.
01:15:18 No shops, no hotels...
01:15:22 No car-rental...
01:15:25 I haven't seen a school either.
01:15:26 There is a school.
01:15:29 But what do they teach there?
01:15:32 All the new stuff.
01:15:34 Nobody is aware that first, all
01:15:38 And then what's already known, shall be put in order.
01:15:45 At least, sell me...
01:15:49 ... some tree.
01:15:56 It's yours.
01:15:59 I have two conditions only:
01:16:02 You cannot knock it down...
01:16:04 ...and you cannot keep me from doing anything with the tree.
01:16:08 I am really glad.
01:16:12 But what will I give to you?
01:16:20 Take this book.
01:16:23 It's a good book.
01:16:34 When a man has a problem
01:16:36 it's like staying in a room he can't get out of.
01:16:41 He tries the window but it's too high.
01:16:45 He tries the chimney but its too narrow.
01:16:50 And then he looks around and sees...
01:16:54 ...that the door has been open the whole time.
01:16:57 Wonderful, isn't it?
01:17:02 Don't you have any problems?
01:17:07 Yes, I have.
01:17:10 However, what is not to be said is to be kept in silence.
01:17:15 I understand.
01:17:45 Chapter twelve in which Jacob, tortured by
01:17:49 and he will heal the soul of the mysterious maiden.
01:17:52 Varu, the cat, will contribute with his magic power, too.
01:18:17 What do you want, antichrist?
01:18:19 Where is Helena?
01:18:26 She's not at home.
01:18:50 Look what you've done to her.
01:18:52 She's been like this for three days.
01:18:54 Has she eaten?
01:18:57 She doesn't take anything to her mouth.
01:19:00 I pray for her.
01:19:03 But the Lord won't listen to me.
01:19:10 Helena.
01:19:11 I know she's going to die.
01:19:15 Last night the Angel of Death appeared to me.
01:20:27 Do you want some water?
01:22:54 Varu...
01:23:00 I'm thirsty.
01:24:00 Chapter thirteen in which Jacob,
01:24:04 He will also fight a big battle with his father.
01:24:07 They will come to a blissful reconciliation
01:24:18 Stay with me here until winter.
01:24:23 I can't.
01:24:26 Why?
01:24:33 Rabbits would eat me here.
01:25:17 Now you are safe.
01:25:21 Stay with me.
01:25:24 It isn't possible. I
01:26:27 Do you recognize me?
01:26:30 You are my father.
01:26:37 Do you know who you are?
01:26:42 Now I am a tree.
01:26:47 I'd like to whip you.
01:27:06 Is he nuts?
01:27:08 No.
01:27:10 It's me who has a screw loose.
01:27:22 Here. This mail has arrived for you.
01:27:31 What's there?
01:27:39 They don't count on me at school anymore.
01:27:41 They've fired you, yes?
01:27:54 What is it?
01:27:57 Bird milk.
01:29:10 What's wrong now?
01:29:32 Put it on.
01:29:53 But what...!?
01:29:55 You piss me off!
01:29:57 What kind of man are you?
01:30:07 What's the matter, father?
01:30:11 You left me alone, in that town...
01:30:13 I could go crazy in that deserted flat.
01:30:18 And I have to take on all your bullshit.
01:30:21 What bullshit?
01:30:23 What "what"?
01:30:26 And what about Teresa?
01:30:28 Customers are running away from me.
01:30:32 I look like an idiot.
01:30:46 I'm exhausted.
01:31:22 Go and lay next to her. I'll sleep here.
01:31:34 It's not necessary.
01:32:01 Sit up, please.
01:32:36 She's pretty.
01:32:47 Age is an ugly thing.
01:32:55 Chapter fourteen.
01:32:58 In the beginning of this winter I have
01:33:02 Helena is a good student, too.
01:33:04 She is really interested and
01:33:08 She's been teaching me all the things that
01:34:46 What is she doing?
01:34:51 She's flying.
01:35:10 Finally all is the way...
01:35:12 it ought to be.
01:35:36 Subtitles by Kindov.