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00:02:00 So long, Bjørn.
00:02:16 Is that you?
00:02:21 11:00, I think.
00:02:27 Now, don't you wake him up.
00:02:32 At the youth center.
00:02:37 Did you remember to lock the door?
00:02:49 Small hops in place. Jump, jump,
00:02:59 Okay, clap your hands above your head.
00:03:09 Time to clean up!
00:03:13 That's like it.
00:03:16 Svend Erik and Johnny, roll up the mat.
00:03:20 Mulle, the springboard.
00:03:23 Bjørn and Sten, you take the buck.
00:03:26 Everyone else, run in place.
00:03:36 Make way. Let Mulle show you how it's done.
00:04:02 Turn off the water.
00:04:15 Who swiped my underwear?
00:04:19 Move. You're sitting on them.
00:04:23 Guess who's getting new shoes today!
00:04:26 Just watch the dames line up!
00:04:33 Okay, come on.
00:04:41 Last one out mops the floor.
00:04:45 But I can't!
00:04:48 Relax, Mulle. I'll mop for you.
00:04:52 Nice going, pal.
00:04:58 See you.
00:05:00 This means two doughnuts
00:05:04 Sten,
00:05:09 I mean, we can't
00:05:15 But you know how strong he is.
00:05:25 On the other hand, somebody has to do the dirty work.
00:05:30 Imagine Mulle as an Indian!
00:05:47 Sten here.
00:05:52 It's dad.
00:05:59 Dad wants to talk to you.
00:06:14 Sten, you know Mom doesn't want to be
00:06:20 Could you call...
00:06:40 Mulle isn't such a bad idea.
00:06:44 By the way, can I borrow
00:06:52 What's that?
00:06:59 How about the homework?
00:07:05 Here, you lazy bastard.
00:07:19 Cheers, Bjørn.
00:07:27 You could tell Mulle tonight.
00:07:33 Sten...
00:07:35 Hello, Bjørn.
00:07:37 I'm off, Sten.
00:07:42 You oughta smile more often, Bjørn
00:07:50 I gotta go.The taxi's here.
00:07:59 So...tell Mulle...
00:08:04 At seven sharp.
00:08:41 Gogge, here!
00:08:46 Gogge!
00:08:56 - So how do you like 'em?
00:08:58 The shoes, man!
00:09:04 Mulle, I talked to...
00:09:07 - We're gonna eat in half an hour.
00:09:10 How about coming in, Bjørn?
00:09:17 Guess whose birthday it is!
00:09:21 Gogge's two years old.
00:09:26 Congratulations, Gogge.
00:09:39 You wouldn't think he's two years old, would you?
00:09:43 In a way, he's 50.
00:09:47 Here, Gogge my friend.
00:09:50 - Mulle, couldn't you...
00:10:05 These are the world's biggest boobs.
00:10:10 They hang the ladies up in a harness
00:10:15 And then they just turn the picture around.
00:10:18 - Look, here's one who got it shaved.
00:10:21 What do you say?
00:10:23 I just spoke to Sten...
00:10:29 This is important.
00:10:35 - Mulle, for Christ's sake!
00:10:38 - It's about the gang!
00:10:41 Shit, it's really hot in here.
00:10:45 - Your gang?
00:10:52 You might possibly be able to join.
00:10:57 Yeah, Sten and I talked about it.
00:11:09 Seven at the hideout.
00:11:14 At seven, Mulle. Sharp.
00:11:25 - Sometimes Mulle's mom is plastered.
00:11:28 - No, she isn't.
00:11:30 - She's just dizzy.
00:11:32 Henning, we're eating!
00:11:37 Henning is right, you know.
00:11:44 They still don't have any rugs over there?
00:11:47 Mulle's place.
00:12:02 Bella 9528.
00:12:07 - Sten?
00:12:10 Thanks for dinner.
00:12:22 Hi.
00:12:26 Of course.
00:12:30 Okay. See you.
00:12:34 I saw Sten's mom yesterday.
00:12:38 She probably uses a sunlamp.
00:12:45 - Did you see the suit she was wearing?
00:12:48 - I'm leaving.
00:12:52 I gotta go.
00:13:02 What time is it?
00:13:09 It seemed like he
00:13:20 I'm gonna be a cowboy when I grow up.
00:13:22 - I'm gonna be a zookeeper.
00:13:26 Bjørn! Bjørn!
00:13:43 From now on, you come on time.
00:13:47 And don't come screaming like a moron.
00:13:53 Think you can remember all that?
00:13:56 We've got plans for this gang.
00:14:02 - My mother knows a lady...
00:14:09 She lives alonein a big house by the marsh.
00:14:14 Probably staying with her sister out in the boonies for a while.
00:14:21 Where is she going?
00:14:25 Don't you understand anything?
00:14:32 We need a lookout in front of the house.
00:14:37 Don't you think Mulle would make a good lookout, Bjørn?
00:14:47 And the genitals are the organs which,
00:14:53 through formation and fusion
00:14:59 Mulle, how about showing
00:15:01 For this to happen,
00:15:09 which means that blood flows
00:15:17 which make the penis stand up...
00:15:23 Mulle, I don't want to have to say this again.
00:15:30 Besides, it can't be all that interesting or funny
00:15:35 Even the teacher has had an erection.
00:15:50 Who's in charge of cleaning up?
00:15:54 - Okay.
00:16:13 Bjørn!
00:16:23 You ought to choose your friends with greater care.
00:16:29 if you want the truth.
00:16:33 Think it over, Bjørn.
00:17:04 You wanna see my new radio?
00:17:08 Spoiled kid.
00:17:12 We can play as loud as we want.
00:17:16 Nobody?
00:17:20 Uh, I've got... a game at the soccer club.
00:17:29 A long time ago.
00:17:34 This afternoon?
00:17:38 - Afraid that's not possible. We're playing away.
00:17:44 Somewhere way out in the boonies.
00:17:51 No, there usually aren't. They're normally at night.
00:18:00 Okay... see you.
00:18:07 You're going the wrong way.
00:18:14 Shitty bike!
00:19:22 You sure nobody's home?
00:19:26 Relax, Bjørn the house is ours.
00:19:32 Sweet, huh?
00:19:37 Look at this.
00:19:43 And there's more.
00:19:53 Let's split.
00:20:01 We've got over 100 smackers.
00:20:11 Too bad we only found 30.
00:20:15 That only makes ten each.
00:20:19 What the hell does Mulle need
00:20:36 Is somebody there?
00:20:43 Come on, the coast is clear.
00:20:50 You said nobody was home, man!
00:20:57 We only got ten each.
00:21:10 Hello, Bjørn.
00:21:21 So, his lordship made it home.
00:21:25 Bjørn, I'm talking to you.
00:21:28 - Where have you been?
00:21:32 We lost track of the time.
00:21:36 Can I help you?
00:21:40 No, there must be something wrong with that potato.
00:21:45 You mean you can do that with
00:21:48 Yes, all kinds.
00:21:51 - Here, try it yourself. - No, no, I couldn't.
00:21:57 I'm going to bed now. Good night.
00:22:08 So, that was that.
00:22:11 I think I can say we covered what we were supposed to.
00:22:19 But you should know that next year...
00:22:25 ...you'll have to really pull it together,
00:22:42 - Have a nice vacation!
00:23:36 Step right this way. Place your bets.
00:23:45 - Who's that for?
00:23:52 That's really nice,and almost the same color too.
00:23:55 What have you done with Sten?
00:23:59 I didn't think you could live without him.
00:24:21 Play "The Cold Shoulder."
00:24:26 Okay.
00:24:29 And that one.
00:24:32 - Gosh!
00:24:36 Yes, the law of gravity
00:25:01 - You used chewing gum.
00:25:06 - Now watch.
00:25:30 Step right this way, ladies and gentlemen.
00:25:34 Look at all the fine prizes
00:25:38 Step right this way.
00:25:42 - Number 15 for me.
00:25:45 Now let's see who the lucky one is.
00:25:52 It's number 15!
00:25:58 Yes, you, young man.
00:26:05 Look, I won a Moroccan cushion.
00:26:08 What the hell are you gonna use that for?
00:26:29 If you don't give it to me,
00:26:32 - You just stay there.
00:26:36 Quiet, Mulle. No reason to raise a racket.
00:26:41 I don't think it's fair.
00:26:44 My mom always wanted one like that,
00:26:47 Come on, Mulle. Don't start with that.
00:26:51 It's my cushion, for Christ's sake!
00:26:58 But if you eat this...
00:27:09 How can I eat that?
00:27:15 Shit, man.
00:27:18 You want your cushion, right?
00:27:25 Open your mouth.
00:27:29 That's it.
00:27:33 Swallow it. The whole thing.
00:27:43 Mulle!
00:27:45 That's disgusting!
00:27:50 Mulle won a Moroccan cushion.
00:27:59 Mulle, wait.
00:28:04 - Where are you going?
00:28:07 - I don't give a shit.
00:28:15 Mulle!
00:28:21 You're too much.
00:28:28 Bjørn!
00:28:31 Are you coming, Bjørn?
00:28:44 She earns a lot of bread, the candy lady.
00:28:50 Imagine all that money.
00:28:53 Where do you think she hides it?
00:28:58 Every night after closing up shop,
00:29:05 She just needs a little push on her bike.
00:29:10 Wouldn't it be nice to have
00:29:14 I was thinking of a
00:29:17 - How does that sound, Mulle?
00:29:21 Yes, but we need some
00:29:36 I'm just taking
00:29:52 It's a cinch.
00:29:56 Just make her fall off her bike
00:29:59 Who's gonna push her?
00:30:06 You want to do it yourself?
00:30:10 - No, but Mulle...
00:30:13 It's just the job for Mulle.
00:30:20 Which one shall it be?
00:30:22 What are you doing?
00:30:26 Doesn't it eat ordinary fish food?
00:30:31 He needs live food.
00:30:36 Good thing I'm not a guppy.
00:30:42 As if he didn't give a shit.
00:30:52 Now he's perked up,
00:30:56 Zappa ... Zappa...
00:31:05 Are you afraid of him?
00:31:09 Of who?
00:31:11 Zappa.
00:31:16 Come on, Zappa.
00:31:19 Zappa!
00:31:36 You'll have to explain everything to him
00:31:40 Me?
00:31:45 I was just thinking that...
00:31:47 it could be dangerous.
00:31:52 You're forgetting one thing.
00:31:57 Sure.
00:32:01 Everybody has a part to play.
00:32:07 - Is Mulle at home?
00:32:16 - Come in. Sit down, but be quiet.
00:32:21 - I'll be back at dinner time.
00:32:26 Nice, Gogge. One more time.
00:32:30 Up on the finger. Come on.
00:32:33 I'm not playing with him,
00:32:37 to walk across my hand.
00:32:41 Isn't he silly?
00:32:44 Remember what we talked about with Sten?
00:32:52 Have you thought about it?
00:33:01 So whaddya say?
00:33:04 - She's got feelings too.
00:33:09 I just don't like it.
00:33:13 We'll take care of the rest.
00:33:19 But why me?
00:33:24 Everybody has a part to play.
00:33:36 Get rid of that cardboard.
00:33:39 - Why are we going this way?
00:33:52 -Hi.
00:33:54 Just to Sweden.To all the mosquitoes.
00:33:57 My pop has rented a cottage
00:34:01 We're going over to buy candy.
00:34:05 Of course we had to go this way!
00:34:25 Have a nice vacation.
00:34:33 Have a nice vacation.
00:34:36 Why can't you be quiet, you ape?
00:34:40 Cool it or I'll smack you one.
00:34:43 Two licorice sticks.
00:34:48 Five Zulus.
00:34:53 Five Pirates.
00:34:57 And a cream puff with coconut.
00:35:05 -Hva så?
00:35:09 I owe you 10 øre already, I think.
00:35:15 And what do you want?
00:35:25 Don't you want anything?
00:35:38 He can't be serious.
00:35:44 Like hell he's got a stomachache!
00:35:49 He's too much.
00:35:58 Poor Bjørn. Come on!
00:36:00 - Where are we going?
00:36:07 Jesus, Sten!
00:36:11 He does? So much the better.
00:36:18 Kick it hard, you moron!
00:36:21 That's for having a stomachache!
00:36:40 Is the tire flat?
00:36:43 We can fix it up right away, Bjørn.
00:36:48 Shall we do it now?
00:36:53 Can I have a ride, Mulle?
00:37:53 That'll be 12.75, please.
00:38:04 Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf. That's
00:38:08 Then it goes down again.
00:38:12 Yours doesn't even stand up.
00:38:13 - If you get... A real awful one.
00:38:18 Then you count to ten in German. - Don't
00:38:21 Just think of Miss Buddenschön.
00:38:26 Yuk!
00:38:29 Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf and Miss Buddenschön.
00:38:33 If you two could pull it together,
00:38:38 One of them's got
00:38:42 Where?
00:38:47 Oh, the ones in the checkered pants?
00:38:50 - Two Swedish hookers.
00:38:59 I've got some friends.
00:39:07 You're not old enough for that.
00:39:13 We're eighteen.
00:39:17 You don't even have hair on your dick.
00:39:19 No, but I've got a hairy ass.
00:39:25 Okay.
00:39:28 I knew it right away.
00:39:32 Yes, I did. Mulle, I said. "Those chicks aren't from Sweden.
00:39:37 Is he always like this?
00:39:43 You know what we need now?
00:39:46 Now, don't interrupt, Kate.
00:39:50 I'd like four doughnuts and two brownies.
00:39:55 That's 5.75
00:39:57 It's on Mulle.
00:41:16 The ferry will dock momentarily.
00:41:19 Thanks. Where's Kate?
00:41:22 Which Kate?
00:43:00 See you.
00:43:07 Have a nice vacation.
00:43:36 You're in here?
00:43:42 He's been in there for over an hour.
00:43:45 Did you say something, Henning?
00:43:47 Bjørn, I forgot the sugar.
00:43:50 Don't you need money?
00:43:53 Four pounds of sugar.
00:43:56 - I'll beat you to the store.
00:44:25 What would you like?
00:44:28 - Weren't we gonna get some sugar?
00:44:39 Have you decided what you want?
00:44:49 Is that your little brother?
00:44:53 Henning?
00:44:56 Let's see who gets home first.
00:45:02 Okay, but you're in for it if you cheat.
00:45:22 I'm glad you came back.
00:45:24 Yeah, my mom forgot to buy sugar,
00:45:31 You live here?
00:45:35 My aunt is sick. She's been put in a home...
00:45:41 Convalescent home.
00:45:44 Only till she gets well again.
00:45:54 Have you been to the chalk quarry?
00:45:58 No.
00:02:10 What's with your pants?
00:02:14 Is the elastic broken?
00:02:20 It's your own fault the food's cold.
00:02:25 That's no answer.
00:02:28 - That mumbo-jumbo.
00:02:33 I'm hitting the sack.
00:02:35 Already?
00:03:18 What would you like?
00:04:52 Sten!
00:05:01 Sten!
00:05:22 Sten, open up, you hear?
00:05:30 Aren't you behaving like a baby?
00:05:38 If you don't want to lose face in front
00:05:54 Mom!
00:06:01 Please speak louder.
00:06:04 It's Berit.
00:06:08 No, he isn't. Excuse
00:06:18 Mom!
00:06:20 Are you leaving?
00:06:25 We're eating in 15 minutes.
00:06:49 You want more water, Sten?
00:07:04 Berit called half an hour ago.
00:07:13 She did?
00:07:17 but you were out.
00:07:22 Sten?
00:07:24 Berit is the switchboard operatorat the factory.
00:07:28 I thought we were here to relax.
00:07:31 - That's all we're doing.
00:07:34 My God, I only said that Berit had called.
00:07:52 Dad, you're not allowed to smoke in here.
00:08:08 Not too far in the future,machines will
00:08:15 Then workers must be ready
00:08:19 and manage and distribute the work themselves.
00:08:25 No.
00:08:26 Sit still now.
00:08:32 We might be able to visit
00:08:41 and maybe even stay
00:08:51 Then hold your partner around the waist.
00:08:56 -Like this?
00:08:58 Now we start on the right.
00:09:02 Back and side step
00:09:07 Forward and side step
00:09:17 Bella 9528.
00:09:21 Hello, Sten.
00:09:24 No, he's out playing soccer,
00:09:28 Yes... yes..
00:09:32 Good-bye.
00:09:34 - Why don't you want to talk to him?
00:09:36 Take him!
00:09:56 And Ole Madsen
00:10:00 ...past the clumsy goalkeeper!
00:10:03 Ready?
00:10:07 A header!
00:10:17 - What are you doing?
00:10:34 Kirsten?
00:10:39 Kirsten!
00:11:04 Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf... sechs!
00:11:29 - Did you fall in?
00:11:32 Why don't you get out?
00:11:36 There might be a fish...
00:11:48 Don't you wanna come inside?
00:11:51 Well, maybe I could dry my shoes.
00:11:54 How's your vacation been?
00:11:59 Just reading a lot
00:12:07 Are you really gonna play
00:12:10 No, not yet.
00:12:17 I'll treat you to an ice cream later. - The
00:12:21 She's in the hospital.
00:12:53 Well, well, Sten.
00:12:59 Have a seat.
00:13:11 So what's for dinner?
00:13:25 You couldn't have known, but on Mom's new diet,
00:13:34 Know what we'll do instead?
00:13:41 You can have whatever you want.
00:13:47 I'll call a cab.
00:13:54 9001.
00:13:59 Taxi?
00:14:09 Thank you.
00:14:23 Zappa.
00:14:29 A car like that takes a lot of money.
00:14:34 - We'll probably have to get a
00:14:42 We wanted a four-door.
00:14:45 - What?
00:14:47 - We could never afford a car like that.
00:14:51 Why?
00:14:55 That's why it was so cheap. There's no
00:15:01 You're full of baloney.
00:15:14 Hi.
00:15:16 You look like you've been boozing and screwing for two weeks.
00:15:21 This is Folke and Asger, our two new members.
00:15:27 Members?
00:15:33 Wonder what little Mulle has been up to on his vacation.
00:15:52 What a pity.
00:16:09 - Where did you meet her?
00:16:12 - And she wanted to do it all the time?
00:16:17 And you did it, you naughty boy!
00:16:24 - Variety is the spice of life.
00:16:27 Like my dad.
00:16:32 What does your mother say?
00:16:38 Not anymore, at least.
00:16:41 I'm gonna get my dad's
00:16:46 Has your dad moved out?
00:16:53 Her name is Berit.
00:16:56 Anyway, never mind.
00:17:01 Cheers, Bjørn.
00:17:10 Something tells me
00:17:16 Hello, Mrs. Bentzon.
00:17:20 I'd like to talk to you.
00:17:23 I just wanted to talk with you about...
00:17:27 It's about...
00:17:31 It's about my son's bike.
00:17:36 - Your son's bike?
00:17:42 - Would you like a drink?
00:17:45 He says Sten has smashed it.
00:17:50 That's what Mulle says.
00:17:54 He can't fix it himself,
00:17:57 Take it to the bike shop, and then
00:18:02 That wasn't what I meant.
00:18:06 - I appreciate your coming by. - Well,
00:18:11 - No, the other door.
00:18:22 He's got some nerve, Mulle boy.
00:18:29 Why didn't we go see
00:18:33 Things are pretty good here.
00:18:38 It's better over there.
00:18:46 What's wrong, Mulle?
00:18:51 Tell me what's wrong.
00:18:56 I just wanna get out of here.
00:19:07 It'll work out, Mulle.
00:19:10 Right?
00:19:14 Come on, Mullleman!
00:19:16 Here we go. Come here, Mulle!
00:19:22 Watch old Wriggle-legs
00:19:27 Teamwork, Mulle.
00:19:35 What the hell's the big idea?
00:19:49 How cute.
00:19:54 Is it a he or a she?
00:20:04 Gogge!
00:20:07 Gogge!
00:20:13 All right, let's stop now.
00:20:18 Class will be over soon,
00:20:22 Mulle and Bjørn, you clean up.
00:21:05 So...
00:21:10 Such good boys.
00:21:12 Beat it. You're not supposed
00:21:16 Relax, Mulle.
00:21:18 I said beat it!
00:21:22 Yes, I did.
00:21:48 Shit!
00:22:02 Come here, Gogge.
00:22:07 Maybe he's stuck...Gogge!
00:22:21 - You let him out! -
00:22:24 - I have no idea where...
00:22:28 I don't know anything about it!
00:22:32 What... I don't know.
00:22:40 Gogge? Gogge?
00:23:02 Move! He's back there!
00:23:29 No, Sten! Sten!
00:24:11 Mulle!
00:25:59 Is it fun?
00:26:06 Mulle is crazy.
00:26:09 You saw how he went berserk in the hallway.
00:26:13 - How should I know?
00:26:17 I had my back turned.
00:26:24 - What are you and Sten up to?
00:26:27 You've been so strange lately.
00:26:32 - Did you do your math?
00:26:38 Bjørn, can't you see it's no good?
00:26:42 I've had enough.
00:26:45 Of you. It's all over.
00:27:22 - Is Mulle home?
00:27:25 Already?
00:27:27 Yes, it looks like it.
00:29:46 That's Berit.
00:29:51 Let's go.
00:30:07 I say, isn't that Bjørn?
00:30:14 Do you realize what time it is?
00:30:17 Were you at the youth center?
00:30:23 Sten's dad?
00:30:25 Yes, he's moved out.
00:30:29 I was there with Sten
00:30:36 I must say, I didn't expect that.
00:30:43 - Does he live alone now?
00:30:46 Too bad.
00:30:53 Will you carry the milk and sugar?
00:31:22 I'm sorry to have to tell you this, Mulle,
00:31:28 you realize we can't have you
00:31:31 Not only because
00:31:35 but also because your schoolwork
00:31:41 Have you discussed this at home?
00:31:51 Anyway, Mulle...
00:31:53 I think you'll be glad in the long run.
00:33:13 Zappa..
00:33:27 Yeah, Zappa!
00:33:55 Sten!
00:34:01 Sten!
00:35:35 - We're going over to the store.
00:35:39 You eat too much mustard!
00:35:44 It'll just be the four of us.
00:36:13 A box of matches.
00:36:16 Excuse me.
00:36:28 That's a large bill.
00:36:57 I can't change that.
00:37:02 It doesn't matter.
00:37:07 Don't go over there!
00:38:46 This is Berit.
00:38:48 Is this Berit?
00:38:52 How are you, Berit?
00:38:56 Can't you tell who this is?
00:39:00 What's the meaning of this?
00:39:13 Yes, hello.
00:39:34 Come on, go in and show it to him.
00:39:37 What time is it?
00:39:40 -Aren't you drunk yet?
00:39:43 You wanna see a model of your father?
00:39:48 Are you going to set off fireworks at twelve?
00:39:52 - Can I borrow your sparklers?
00:39:56 - To light them.
00:40:01 Only one.
00:40:03 One for eleven and one for twelve.
00:40:07 - Bjørn, phone.
00:40:09 Who do you think?
00:40:12 On New Year's Eve?
00:40:27 Hello?
00:40:28 Hello?
00:40:32 We've got guests.
00:40:37 - This is a bad time.
00:40:41 We're in this together, right?
00:40:46 Can you, Bjørn?
00:40:50 Those idiots went to go get some chicks.
00:40:54 It's no fun without you.
00:40:56 - I don't know.
00:40:59 We're in this together, Bjørn.
00:41:14 Hello?
00:41:17 - Who did you expect?
00:41:21 Some idiot keeps calling
00:41:26 At one point we thought...it was you.
00:41:31 Right. Why would you? It was just...
00:41:37 Happy New Year.
00:42:22 Bjørn!
00:42:24 Bjørn!
00:42:26 Happy New Year!
00:42:59 Nice of you to come, Bjørn.
00:43:02 Shall I make you a drink?
00:43:08 Sten...
00:43:13 Sten, I've thought things over.
00:43:16 You want lime in it?
00:43:20 Gin and lime it is.
00:44:08 You want ice?
00:45:02 Asshole!
00:45:05 Asshole!
00:45:22 Sten!
00:45:37 Sten, for Christ's sake!
00:46:32 This is crazy!
00:46:36 Sten, for Christ's sake
00:48:57 I guess I took two.
00:49:03 Did you hurt yourself?
00:49:25 Are you crying?
00:49:31 Why are you crying?
00:49:48 You wanna see the fireworks?
00:49:51 It's almost twelve.