Zapped The Wiz Kid

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00:00:10 (TRYING TO KILL A SATURDAY NIGHT
00:00:16 Day is dead, sun is down
00:00:19 And I don't know a single soul in town
00:00:21 Think I'm going solo
00:00:23 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
00:00:25 I'm just trying to kill a Saturday night
00:00:29 Work all week for a little pay
00:00:32 (ZAPPING)
00:00:33 Get the car and I'm on my way
00:00:36 Won't sit home crying
00:00:37 I'm just trying to kill a Saturday night
00:00:42 Man, it's lonely
00:00:46 When only the wheel holds you tight
00:00:49 Run from sorrow
00:00:52 Tomorrow I'll pay for tonight
00:00:56 Yeah
00:01:17 (SIGHS)
00:01:18 Okay, Edgar. Your turn now.
00:01:20 (SQUEAKING)
00:01:27 Hey, come on.
00:01:28 All the rock stars love this stuff.
00:01:32 There you go.
00:01:40 (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
00:01:43 - Barn?
00:01:51 Since when did you become a boozer?
00:01:54 Oh, no.
00:01:55 The scuba club wants a report
00:01:59 (SQUEAKING)
00:02:01 Let's see.
00:02:02 Edgar and Vincent were given
00:02:05 equal to human consumption
00:02:13 It's amazing.
00:02:15 They're twice as big
00:02:17 Yeah, growth rate is up to 2 inches a day.
00:02:20 I gotta hand it to you, Barn,
00:02:22 super dope grown in super time
00:02:25 - And a lot of bucks for us.
00:02:27 Hey, you know, Peyton,
00:02:30 I'm gonna test my Ultra Grow
00:02:32 It might get me a research grant
00:02:35 PEYTON: Looks like the party's over
00:02:37 - No kidding.
00:02:43 Come on, Barn.
00:02:45 (TRYING TO KILL A SA TURDA YNIGHT
00:02:52 Barney, would you look at yourself?
00:02:54 You look like you just escaped
00:02:57 - You know what you need?
00:02:59 Girl.
00:03:01 Gotta toughen you up, bro.
00:03:02 Hey, Barn.
00:03:04 No way. He's got work of his own to do.
00:03:07 Hey, Barney, did boss man here get you
00:03:09 Are you kidding?
00:03:12 He's a rocket scientist.
00:03:14 You guys are assholes.
00:03:24 PEYTON: Smile.
00:03:25 (CAMERA CLICKING)
00:03:27 Front page, Senior Edition.
00:03:29 Peyton, you print that and I'll sue.
00:03:31 I'm getting so tired of the girls
00:03:34 Hey, Peyton,
00:03:35 you and her ever...
00:03:36 Roscoe, you know I don't like
00:03:42 Good afternoon, gentlemen.
00:03:43 Oh, Barney,
00:03:47 - They're fine, sir. We're right on schedule.
00:03:50 My ex-wife's gonna be insane
00:03:58 Carry on, men.
00:03:59 You too, sir.
00:04:04 Seniors, I give you
00:04:07 (ALL CHEERING)
00:04:08 (MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
00:04:24 ALL: We're number one,
00:04:27 We're gonna push
00:04:31 (WHOOPING)
00:04:32 (ALL CHEERING)
00:04:38 Now, don't forget our last
00:04:41 against the Lincoln Tigers.
00:04:43 So let's get out there
00:04:46 (WHOOPING)
00:05:01 And now, as your class president,
00:05:04 it is my pleasure to introduce
00:05:06 the great principal
00:05:10 Gary Cooter.
00:05:11 (ALL CHEERING)
00:05:15 As I was saying, the great principal
00:05:19 Mr. Walter Coolidge.
00:05:21 (TRUMPET PLAYING)
00:05:26 I'd like to congratulate
00:05:30 Well, you haven't won a game all year,
00:05:34 but let's not quit.
00:05:35 Let's pound those Tigers into rabbit
00:05:40 doo-doo.
00:05:41 (TRUMPET PLAYING)
00:05:43 (ALL CHEERING)
00:05:45 Good luck to you all.
00:05:47 (MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
00:05:52 That was just fantastic.
00:05:57 Miss Burnhart, please.
00:05:59 That's all, seniors.
00:06:02 (ALL CHEERING)
00:06:10 PEYTON: Miss Updike,
00:06:11 I'm afraid we're gonna have to re-shoot
00:06:15 The first group didn't come out.
00:06:19 Okay, Peyton,
00:06:24 follow me.
00:06:25 (UPBEA TROCKMUSIC PLA YING)
00:06:35 You won't forget me when you're
00:06:39 (CAMERA CLICKING)
00:06:42 Corinne, your love is a prize
00:06:48 That is one of your better lines.
00:07:00 - Hi, Dex.
00:07:01 Now, don't mind me.
00:07:05 - Well, we only have one more game left.
00:07:08 And don't forget you promised
00:07:11 Barn, you're the greatest
00:07:14 statistician I ever had.
00:07:17 And you're a scientific whiz kid to boot.
00:07:24 If I was you,
00:07:29 Now, when I was your age
00:07:34 - having myself a good old time.
00:07:38 No, you don't.
00:07:40 Them women is trouble.
00:07:43 First come the woman
00:07:47 and then the whiskey.
00:07:50 We used to call that
00:07:54 the devil's double whammy.
00:07:56 But you know something,
00:07:58 my old lady won't let me eat
00:08:00 Says it causes cancer.
00:08:03 Maybe you ought to drop this petunia shit
00:08:10 Because I can't live
00:08:13 No weenies either.
00:08:14 (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
00:08:16 Talking about trouble,
00:08:20 Just following in your footsteps, Dexter.
00:08:24 You wish.
00:08:25 Well, I guess I'll be going, fellas.
00:08:28 See you later, Dex.
00:08:29 And you get your rich ass to practice
00:08:34 Sure thing, Coach.
00:08:40 Thanks for stopping by.
00:08:44 So how we doing, Barn?
00:08:46 Not bad.
00:08:48 I'm almost finished.
00:08:51 This is the oil I extracted
00:08:54 I'm gonna give Edgar a dose now.
00:09:00 This ought to get him blasted.
00:09:06 Edgar seems to be exhibiting
00:09:11 His brain is fried.
00:09:13 Hey, Barn, how do you tell
00:09:15 Well, they...
00:09:18 Sure.
00:09:19 Well, first of all,
00:09:24 and they roll over
00:09:29 (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
00:09:34 Hi, Peyton. I'm here to interview
00:09:37 Sorry, Bernadette,
00:09:39 of an extremely delicate
00:09:41 Well, then how about
00:09:44 No pictures in the lab, Bernadette.
00:09:45 Well, I need a picture of Barney
00:09:48 - That's what the...
00:09:49 Barney is very busy now, okay?
00:09:51 Sure, I'll be back tomorrow.
00:09:54 Fine.
00:09:56 There's no such word as pollenization.
00:09:58 Whatever. She's a pain.
00:10:00 Look, I gotta run, Barn.
00:10:02 See you.
00:10:03 (ZAPPING)
00:10:14 Edgar, how did you get that?
00:10:23 All right, eat.
00:10:26 But you realize I'll have to give you
00:10:36 (ZAPPING)
00:10:45 (ZAPPING)
00:11:15 (GROANS)
00:11:24 Barney bonehead.
00:11:25 Up yours.
00:11:37 - MRS. SPRINGBORO: Barney, is that you?
00:11:40 Hi, I'm home.
00:11:41 MRS. SPRINGBORO: Where were you?
00:11:44 I was at the lab. I had some work to do.
00:11:46 MRS. SPRINGBORO: Would you come here,
00:11:50 MAN ON RADIO: Hounded by hemorrhoids?
00:11:54 And now back to
00:11:58 I saved you some supper,
00:12:02 You're right. I don't deserve it.
00:12:03 Don't get smart with your mother.
00:12:06 - BARNEY: Sorry.
00:12:09 Nothing. I just had a little accident
00:12:12 I think this laboratory nonsense
00:12:15 You don't go out with girls.
00:12:16 When are you gonna ask
00:12:18 When I find the right girl, Mom. Okay?
00:12:22 I have some homework to do.
00:12:27 - Should we?
00:12:32 No. I think we should do it now.
00:12:35 (SIGHS)
00:12:43 (WHINING)
00:12:47 Barney, your mother and I
00:12:51 It's your attitude.
00:12:53 Not to mention your late hours
00:12:56 Son, roll up your sleeves.
00:13:03 - Should we check between his toes?
00:13:08 Your father and I went to a drug
00:13:12 Are you a junkie, Son?
00:13:16 - Right, Dad.
00:13:19 - What's the matter, Barney?
00:13:23 All right.
00:13:24 We'll discuss it further in the morning.
00:13:35 And I expect a little more cooperation
00:13:39 You can start by cleaning up this pigpen.
00:13:43 (ZAPPING)
00:13:46 (ALVY BARKING)
00:13:49 - How dare you?
00:13:52 Alvy did it.
00:13:54 (WHINING)
00:13:57 And I suppose that dummy
00:14:14 - Hey, Barn.
00:14:15 - How you doing?
00:14:17 - How's the hooch?
00:14:19 - Yeah, you know...
00:14:21 Hey, Barney, how about that interview?
00:14:23 Bernadette, we're on our way
00:14:25 You should be, too.
00:14:26 Barney, how responsible
00:14:28 for the mess the world is in today?
00:14:29 And do you think they can get us out of it?
00:14:31 Yeah.
00:14:33 Well, scientists have to bear
00:14:36 But I also think they're our best hope
00:14:40 A pat answer, but I'll take it.
00:14:41 What are you planning on doing
00:14:43 Well, I really don't know yet.
00:14:45 What do you plan to specialize in
00:14:47 Botany. Research, that is.
00:14:50 There's a lot of money to be made there.
00:14:52 Is that your goal, Barney?
00:14:55 - I guess that'd be part of it.
00:14:58 I'm not interviewing you.
00:14:59 I agree. I think that's enough for now.
00:15:02 (BELL RINGING)
00:15:09 You gotta watch her, Barn. She's nosey.
00:15:12 She sure is pushy.
00:15:15 - Hi, Bernadette.
00:15:19 - Did you do your homework?
00:15:21 - Can I copy?
00:15:23 Sure.
00:15:33 Good afternoon, class.
00:15:35 I'm so happy to inform you
00:15:37 that we have a very special visitor today.
00:15:40 Our esteemed principal,
00:15:43 Hey, Coolidge, you shave with an ax?
00:15:49 Yes, sir. You can sit here at my desk, sir.
00:15:52 Thank you, Miss Burnhart.
00:15:56 And...
00:15:57 And now we'll continue
00:16:01 Who's next in the alphabet?
00:16:08 Let's see here.
00:16:10 You're next, Gary Cooter.
00:16:13 Do I have to, Miss Burnfart?
00:16:19 Read us your poem, Gary.
00:16:22 Or your next year will be
00:16:41 This is a poem about something
00:16:45 and that I get real confused about a lot.
00:16:48 It's called Chicks.
00:16:53 "Chicks
00:16:54 "Sometimes I feel like
00:16:58 "And sometimes
00:17:01 GIRL: Oh, God.
00:17:02 "Sometimes, I hate them
00:17:05 "And sometimes, I love them"
00:17:21 Barney.
00:17:23 Barney.
00:17:25 "But if I was a cave man
00:17:29 (BOOING)
00:17:35 All right.
00:17:41 MISS BURNHART: Thank you, Gary.
00:17:45 Barney, what do you think
00:17:56 (GIRLS GIGGLING)
00:18:01 What's the... What's the problem, Barney?
00:18:06 Are you hiding something?
00:18:16 (ALL LAUGHING)
00:18:39 Shall we continue?
00:18:49 Oh, Barney.
00:18:51 When may I see my orchids?
00:18:53 Anytime, Mr. Coolidge.
00:18:57 Just let me know ahead of time
00:19:00 It's quite messy in there.
00:19:01 All right, I'll do that.
00:19:02 Let's make it soon, shall we?
00:19:15 Hey, Barn, you feeling okay?
00:19:17 - You seem sort of out of it.
00:19:19 Oh. Yeah, yeah, I'm okay, Peyton.
00:19:24 PEYTON: Jane looks kind of cute today.
00:19:26 Sure does.
00:19:28 Hey, watch this.
00:19:29 All you need is a good opening line.
00:19:34 - It's in the Valley. It's the best...
00:19:37 Yes, they did, but I had my fake,
00:19:39 They'll probably card you.
00:19:41 Hi, Jane. Can I talk to you a minute?
00:19:43 Sure.
00:19:45 It's kind of private.
00:19:51 Okay.
00:19:55 Who you going to the prom with, Barney?
00:19:58 I don't know yet.
00:20:00 Why don't you go
00:20:04 So, what's this all about?
00:20:06 Saturday night.
00:20:07 Dinner and a flick. We'll have a blast.
00:20:09 Cut the crap. You know I'm going out
00:20:11 He's pre-law at Tee Winkle College.
00:20:15 Well, I'm pre-rich, pre-famous
00:20:18 You act like pre-school,
00:20:22 (ZAPPING)
00:20:23 (JANE EX CLAIMING)
00:20:24 Wow!
00:20:25 (SHRIEKING)
00:20:30 What the hell's going on here?
00:20:32 Nobody touched her, swear to God.
00:20:34 Well, what's she screaming for, punk?
00:20:35 Nothing's going on, Robert.
00:20:39 The wind blew it open. That's all.
00:20:43 He just wishes.
00:20:44 I catch you near her again,
00:20:48 No problem, Rob.
00:20:50 Let's get out of here, Robert.
00:20:54 What are you, some kind of pervert?
00:20:57 - It must have shrunk.
00:21:02 If I ever catch you doing
00:21:05 except when we're alone, I'll...
00:21:06 JANE: I didn't do it.
00:21:08 How do you suppose that happened?
00:21:10 I don't know.
00:21:11 I guess it was the wind.
00:21:16 Yeah.
00:21:17 Well, Barn,
00:21:19 Oh, no. Not really.
00:21:22 I think I'm gonna go back into the lab.
00:21:25 - Well, I guess I'll see you later then, huh?
00:22:02 (ZAPPING)
00:22:08 (SHATTERING)
00:22:16 (ZAPPING)
00:22:46 Oh, my God.
00:22:48 I can't believe it.
00:22:52 I'm not dreaming.
00:23:53 That's incredible, Barney.
00:23:55 (GLASS SHATTERING)
00:23:56 - How did you get in here?
00:23:59 Anyway, you can't stop me.
00:24:03 (ZAPPING)
00:24:08 Thanks a lot, Barney.
00:24:12 How cute. What are their names?
00:24:15 None of your business.
00:24:17 Come on, Barney, don't be mad.
00:24:21 What is?
00:24:22 Don't try to bullshit me, Barney.
00:24:26 and I saw those maps pop off the wall.
00:24:28 Big deal. So what does that mean?
00:24:31 What does the word telekinesis
00:24:35 I've never heard of it.
00:24:50 (EX CLAIMS)
00:24:52 Marijuana. I can't wait to find out
00:24:55 Look, I have some more work to do.
00:24:59 Barney, you can't expect to keep
00:25:03 This is it. Mind over matter,
00:25:07 Hey, Barn.
00:25:10 I was just passing by
00:25:13 Telekinesis, huh?
00:25:19 - Hey. How did it happen?
00:25:23 Well, there was an explosion,
00:25:27 But that must have been it, because
00:25:32 Peyton...
00:25:34 I can make things fly around.
00:25:37 Barney, we'll shock the scientific world.
00:25:42 Look, I don't want anybody else
00:25:44 - But, Barney...
00:25:49 We gotta keep this thing to ourselves.
00:25:53 You're right. Nobody can know.
00:25:58 - I have to go home.
00:26:00 Oh, yeah, I just need some time
00:26:03 I'm a little foggy still.
00:26:06 - Bye.
00:26:13 So how does the world look
00:26:15 Cracked.
00:26:29 Where were you?
00:26:32 and you don't see fit
00:26:34 Your mother made her specialty,
00:26:38 (BELCHING)
00:26:39 Did you bring me that milk
00:26:41 Oh. I forgot it.
00:26:43 Son, you've been
00:26:45 - You better explain yourself.
00:26:49 What's the question?
00:26:50 You don't eat. You go to sleep at 7:30...
00:26:54 I had some work to finish at the lab
00:26:59 Gee whiz, Mom, I said I'm sorry.
00:27:02 - I think maybe I'll get a burger.
00:27:11 (CLEARING THROAT)
00:27:13 Starting tonight you're grounded.
00:27:15 You'll be in this house at suppertime
00:27:21 (ZAPPING)
00:27:22 (BOTH GASP)
00:27:25 I didn't mean it. Dad, I'm sorry.
00:27:28 You should be. Now, go to your room.
00:28:03 (WHINING)
00:28:38 Okay, Alvy, they've got you
00:28:42 and they're coming in for a closer look.
00:28:47 They seem to be afraid of you.
00:28:56 (ZAPPING)
00:29:01 I don't believe it, Captain.
00:29:05 Spock, do we have a reading?
00:29:07 Yes, Captain, computer indicates
00:29:10 by a giant sheep dog.
00:29:12 For God's sake, I hope he's been wormed.
00:29:15 (AL VY GROWLING)
00:29:16 (AL VY GROWLING)
00:29:33 I have to get something to eat.
00:29:41 What are you doing?
00:29:49 (WHINING)
00:29:51 All right, you can come.
00:29:54 But don't say I never take you anyplace.
00:30:04 There.
00:30:06 Now they'll never know we're gone.
00:30:13 JANE: Who you going
00:30:15 Why don't you go
00:30:17 Are you talking to me?
00:30:23 Oh, yeah? Well, take this.
00:30:26 (ZAPPING)
00:30:27 Oh, no.
00:30:31 Now I'm really in for it.
00:30:34 What's all the racket up here?
00:30:36 Who were you talking to?
00:30:38 Nobody. I was just talking to myself.
00:30:42 My God. What...
00:30:47 Who's that in your bed?
00:30:51 (ZAPPING)
00:30:55 (MRS. SPRINGBORO EX CLAIMS)
00:30:59 (EX CLAIMING)
00:31:07 (MR. SPRINGBORO SNORING)
00:31:09 Mom?
00:31:15 Oh, listen, I'm going for a burger.
00:31:26 - Wake up. Wake up.
00:31:27 Barney's dummy.
00:31:28 - The dummy, it attacked.
00:31:30 Now, calm down.
00:31:35 Well, there you go.
00:31:37 Oh, prune juice.
00:31:41 (TIRES SQUEALING)
00:31:53 (BELL RINGING)
00:32:02 Edgar. You got it, too.
00:32:09 Edgar. Edgar, don't try to push me around.
00:32:12 (ZAPPING)
00:32:14 Now you better mind your manners,
00:32:17 (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
00:32:19 (SIGHS)
00:32:24 - Hi, Barney.
00:32:25 What are you doing? What is that for?
00:32:29 I thought we'd start by testing
00:32:32 on substances
00:32:34 Bernadette, you don't know a thing
00:32:37 You can't be the subject
00:32:40 Now, just see if you can empty
00:32:51 Very good. Now, see if you can empty
00:32:58 Come here.
00:33:07 (ZAPPING)
00:33:10 (THUNDER CLAPPING)
00:33:18 Very imaginative.
00:33:20 Now, we know from last night that
00:33:23 that your telekinetic power works
00:33:26 (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
00:33:28 Hi, Peyton.
00:33:30 Hey, what's going on?
00:33:33 - Oh, right.
00:33:34 a little research, but I was just leaving.
00:33:38 Bye, Barney.
00:33:40 Look, next time, ask me first
00:33:45 Okay. Sorry.
00:33:48 Gotta keep her under wraps.
00:33:51 Yeah, I know, it's scary.
00:33:54 You know, I had an idea.
00:33:58 Just because we're best friends for life.
00:34:01 - What is it?
00:34:05 Play ball.
00:34:06 ANNOUNCER ON P. A:
00:34:08 (ALL CHEERING)
00:34:09 On the mound for Emerson,
00:34:13 Hey, looks like we're a little short
00:34:19 Alan, take your finger out of your nose.
00:34:22 What'd I tell you about that shit?
00:34:26 Suck it.
00:34:34 ANNOUNCER ON P. A: First up
00:34:37 number four, Deke Davis.
00:34:41 (CROWD CHEERING)
00:34:43 (ZAPPING)
00:34:45 What an amazing hop.
00:34:59 Now batting for the Tigers, their pitcher
00:35:03 Nathan "Too Mean" Levine.
00:35:07 (WHOOPING)
00:35:15 There's a shot.
00:35:19 It's a home run.
00:35:34 Top of the first, the Tigers lead, 1-nothing.
00:35:44 - Sorry about that.
00:35:48 Let's just keep it cool
00:36:03 (ZAPPING)
00:36:09 You're out!
00:36:17 (ZAPPING)
00:36:21 (ZAPPING)
00:36:27 (ZAPPING)
00:36:35 (ZAPPING)
00:36:38 You're out. Strike three.
00:36:52 (BOOING)
00:36:56 (ZAPPING)
00:37:14 Hold on there, Ump.
00:37:18 No. No, Dex. He was your pinch hitter.
00:37:22 and now you have
00:37:27 Besides, nobody else even touched
00:37:30 Oh, come on, Dex, you promised me.
00:37:36 - Go right on now.
00:37:42 Now batting for Emerson,
00:37:58 (CROWD CHEERING)
00:38:04 (SOBBING)
00:38:09 What an amazing game.
00:38:11 It had it all,
00:38:15 And the final score, 3-1,
00:38:23 Thanks, Dex.
00:38:24 If I only knew. You know something?
00:38:29 (LAUGHING)
00:38:31 We did it. Can you believe it?
00:38:34 - You were great.
00:38:36 Oh, that was nothing.
00:38:39 What do you say
00:38:40 Forget it.
00:38:42 Oh, Robert. Good game, huh?
00:38:45 Typical high school stuff, though.
00:38:47 You would have been eaten alive
00:38:49 Oh. Yeah, I'm sure you'd know about that,
00:38:52 Are you going to the Senior Day?
00:38:55 To Magic Land?
00:38:58 Oh, yeah, well, they do have
00:39:02 - Of course I rode it standing up last time.
00:39:06 - See you around.
00:39:08 Did you smell that guy?
00:39:22 (WHOOPING)
00:39:23 - Hey. That's the jerk that made us lose.
00:39:28 Okay, pal. Kiss this.
00:39:30 (LAUGHING)
00:39:36 (ZAPPING)
00:39:38 (GIRLS SHRIEKING)
00:39:39 (ZAPPING)
00:39:41 (ZAPPING)
00:39:45 (EX CLAIMING)
00:39:49 - Shit.
00:39:53 Who is this guy?
00:39:57 - Hey!
00:40:01 (BOTH SCREAMING)
00:40:14 Oh, Dexter, do you have
00:40:17 - Sure do, Mr. C. What do you need?
00:40:21 We all seem to have that same problem
00:40:25 Hello, sir. Hello, Mr. Jones.
00:40:29 Just fine, Miss Burnhart.
00:40:31 You see, now this door has a special lock,
00:40:36 Maximum security for them flowers.
00:40:38 Thank you, Dexter.
00:40:43 How is Barney's experiment
00:40:45 That's what I can't seem to find out.
00:40:49 I want to see what's in there.
00:40:53 Barney? Barney, look.
00:40:57 Maybe I've been too pushy,
00:41:00 I can help. Can't we just talk?
00:41:04 - Okay.
00:41:07 Now, I promise I won't do this if you
00:41:11 But please don't say no.
00:41:13 All right, all right. What is it?
00:41:15 Okay, my sister knows someone
00:41:18 and if we can continue our experiments,
00:41:22 Hey, you know, that's a very good idea.
00:41:25 Oh, I knew you'd feel this way, Barney.
00:41:27 - Yeah. I'll talk to Peyton about it.
00:41:33 Well, he's sort of got all these plans for us.
00:41:36 You know, like selling the Ultra Grow,
00:41:38 Figures. Another scientist sells out.
00:41:40 No, listen, someday,
00:41:46 (GRUNTING)
00:42:10 Oh, my.
00:42:23 Well, how rich does Peyton think
00:42:26 I'm ruined.
00:42:28 - I can't believe this.
00:42:33 (TIRES SQUEALING)
00:42:41 (ZAPPING)
00:42:51 (NEWSPAPER RUSTLING)
00:42:53 Yes, Miss Updike?
00:42:55 Look, today's Bachelor Bait. I'm sorry, sir,
00:42:58 but there is no response to your ad today.
00:43:02 I can't stand this waiting.
00:43:03 I knew that I shouldn't have admitted
00:43:06 They all probably assume I'm a dud.
00:43:09 Oh, I think it's best
00:43:16 Excuse me, sir,
00:43:20 Oh, I can't stand to see them
00:43:24 What is it, Miss Burnhart?
00:43:27 Barney's lab.
00:43:29 - It's...
00:43:33 It's... Come with me, sir.
00:43:38 I hope this is important, Miss Burnhart.
00:43:47 (GRUNTS)
00:43:56 Well, here they are.
00:43:59 What's the problem, Miss Burnhart?
00:44:04 Yes, what is it?
00:44:11 But there was marijuana there. I saw it.
00:44:15 I think you smoked it, Miss Burnhart.
00:44:20 I appreciate you showing me the orchid,
00:44:23 but sneaking through windows
00:44:26 we try to impart to our students.
00:44:30 Good grief.
00:44:41 (GASPS)
00:44:42 Oh, Dexter, I was...
00:44:46 Security check.
00:44:48 Got lucky, hey, Walt?
00:44:50 (CHUCKLING)
00:44:52 No, no, Dexter.
00:44:55 I sure hope not,
00:44:58 just in case.
00:45:00 MISS BURNHART: God knows I tried.
00:45:02 Oh, Dexter.
00:45:05 - MISS BURNHART: Walter.
00:45:07 Always do.
00:45:09 I got a file in my head two feet thick
00:45:14 that I keep to myself.
00:45:21 I'll be a son-of-a-gun.
00:45:23 BERNADETTE: Hurry up.
00:45:25 I'm trying, I'm trying.
00:45:27 It's too big. It doesn't fit.
00:45:30 BERNADETTE: We don't have all day,
00:45:34 - Here, that's the last of it.
00:45:39 - Barney.
00:45:42 What are you doing here?
00:45:44 - Oh, nothing. I just thought I would...
00:45:49 Barney's gonna be
00:45:51 Oh, well, thanks, Dex.
00:45:53 - We'll see you later.
00:45:56 Next time, take her someplace decent.
00:46:05 That was close.
00:46:07 (SNIFFING)
00:46:12 (COUGHING)
00:46:18 Wow.
00:46:21 Yeah.
00:46:23 Where am I? Barney? Is that you?
00:46:29 Barney is working with me now, Dex.
00:46:34 Mr. Einstein.
00:46:37 I'm feeling strange.
00:46:43 Sounds like too many chilidogs, Dex.
00:46:47 You have to learn to relax.
00:46:50 Chilidogs are what I need to relax.
00:46:52 Salami, too,
00:46:56 EINSTEIN: I ride a bike to relax, Dex.
00:47:03 - You see, Dex, it is not so hard, is it?
00:47:09 (FANFARE PLA YING)
00:47:11 Dex.
00:47:13 Dexter Jones. Bow-legged sap sucker.
00:47:17 Here comes the devil and
00:47:21 That's it. I found you. You can't hide
00:47:27 You ugly spasm.
00:47:29 - Who is that, Dex?
00:47:33 Found out where I hid
00:47:36 - You'd better be making tracks, Dex.
00:47:42 This'll teach you.
00:47:52 Help me, Mr. Einstein! Barney!
00:47:55 Help me!
00:48:01 DEXTER: Back on Earth.
00:48:04 What a drag.
00:48:07 All that research down the drain.
00:48:09 - Better than his life down the drain.
00:48:12 Oh, it's no big deal.
00:48:15 compared to what you can do
00:48:19 Well, I've gotta go. See you around, guys.
00:48:22 Bernadette...
00:48:26 - See you.
00:48:30 (JUSTFOR FUN PLAYING)
00:48:48 Jane, you're slouching.
00:48:51 Beautiful!
00:48:54 Great.
00:48:55 Give me a taste of the wind in my face
00:48:58 And the sun shining up above
00:49:01 (ALL YELLING)
00:49:02 Me and my friends
00:49:05 And somebody could fall in love
00:49:08 All the kids go looking for trouble
00:49:11 Now that school is over and done
00:49:14 And we might just stay here all night
00:49:16 Doing it right
00:49:20 Just for fun
00:49:25 Checking the action, the latest attraction
00:49:28 Back on the track again
00:49:31 You better hold tight
00:49:34 You may lose a few now and then
00:49:37 All the kids come looking for trouble
00:49:41 And the good times only begun
00:49:44 And we might just stay here all night
00:49:46 Doing it right
00:49:49 I want that one right there.
00:49:50 - You're full of it, man.
00:49:54 - Did you see Robert's face, poor guy?
00:49:58 I suppose.
00:50:00 Getting a little tired of this kid stuff.
00:50:02 What kind of man are
00:50:04 Why, I'm a man's man, Robert.
00:50:11 (BELCHES)
00:50:14 (BELCHES)
00:50:15 Okay, that's a 12-pack each.
00:50:19 Sure thing. Let's go.
00:50:27 - You ready, buddy?
00:50:30 Don't you call me that.
00:50:35 Freddie is
00:50:38 He went away on big-game safari
00:50:45 (BELCHES)
00:50:50 (BOTH BELCHING)
00:50:53 You guys are disgusting.
00:51:03 - First one to puke is a loser.
00:51:07 100 bucks.
00:51:13 - Hey, Peyton. Peyton.
00:51:16 What are you guys doing?
00:51:18 Can't you tell? They're stinking drunk.
00:51:22 Barn?
00:51:24 Is there something that you can do
00:51:31 Yeah, sure.
00:51:34 Thanks, buddy, I appreciate it.
00:51:39 I wouldn't get involved in this
00:51:41 What are friends for?
00:51:47 (FAIRGROUND MUSIC PLA YING)
00:51:55 (GROANING)
00:52:04 Hey, Robert.
00:52:06 (RETCHING)
00:52:29 Hey, what's the matter, ace,
00:52:33 Oh, my lunch.
00:52:39 (RETCHES)
00:52:44 Listen. Listen.
00:52:46 - Are you okay?
00:52:48 Tell Peyton I'll pay him tomorrow.
00:52:50 (COUGHING)
00:53:02 - How are you feeling?
00:53:05 How's Robert?
00:53:08 Robert says you'll get
00:53:11 I guess college didn't teach him
00:53:15 Shouldn't we go get something to eat?
00:53:17 - Burgers?
00:53:19 Well, do you think you could win me
00:53:24 to match the curtains in my bathroom?
00:53:25 Sure thing, come on.
00:53:29 Hey, Barn? What's the story
00:53:32 I don't know. We seem to be
00:53:36 Boy, I'll tell you, that Jane's one nut
00:53:46 - Hi, Jane.
00:53:48 Where's Rob?
00:53:49 He wasn't feeling too well,
00:53:52 You seem a lot more mature
00:53:55 Buzz off, pal, okay?
00:53:57 Hey, these guys giving you some trouble?
00:54:00 Everything's under control, thank you.
00:54:02 Hey, how old are you, buddy? Thirteen?
00:54:07 - You talking to me?
00:54:11 - Are you talking to me?
00:54:15 Well, you must be talking to me.
00:54:18 - I'm the only one here.
00:54:22 Enough of this shit.
00:54:30 (JUSTFOR FUN PLAYING)
00:54:33 Whoa!
00:54:43 (EX CLAIMING)
00:54:51 Let's get out of here.
00:54:56 - Now that was exciting.
00:54:59 You were fantastic in there.
00:55:01 They were just messing
00:55:04 You know, I hate to say it,
00:55:08 The only problem is we never got to eat.
00:55:10 Dinner? I accept.
00:55:13 You know, I'd just like to say that,
00:55:18 Do you feel the same way?
00:55:26 JANE: So, this is your studio, huh?
00:55:28 PEYTON: Yeah, what do you think?
00:55:31 It's very interesting.
00:55:56 (CORK SQUEAKING)
00:56:16 - Here we are.
00:56:27 What's wrong?
00:56:29 Well, you know, Robert.
00:56:33 - He's taking me to Hawaii for graduation.
00:56:40 I don't want you to do anything
00:56:43 You don't?
00:56:46 No. I have way too much respect
00:56:50 You do?
00:56:57 (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLA YING)
00:57:00 I didn't know you liked this kind of music.
00:57:05 I don't know.
00:57:07 Today's music just seems so juvenile.
00:57:12 I find that classical music helps me relax
00:57:18 Really? What have you
00:57:22 Yesterday I got my acceptance to Harvard.
00:57:26 Only I can't decide
00:57:29 My dad, he wants me to go to business
00:57:33 You see, if I did that, then he said
00:57:37 after the classes start.
00:57:39 A salary?
00:57:41 Well, it's more like an allowance.
00:57:45 Just 100 grand a year.
00:57:49 Really? Go on.
00:57:54 I shouldn't be bothering you
00:57:57 My own private hell.
00:58:00 Oh, no, that's okay. Really.
00:58:08 I feel like I've been going through
00:58:12 like I'm becoming more mature.
00:58:17 You do seem more mature.
00:58:22 I'm sorry.
00:58:24 - What's wrong?
00:58:31 It's okay.
00:58:35 Really.
00:58:46 (KISSING)
00:58:54 (CAMERA CLICKING)
00:58:56 JANE: What was that?
00:58:58 That flash. Something flashed.
00:59:00 It must have been in your mind.
00:59:07 Do you remember that time
00:59:09 with that frog from biology class?
00:59:12 Yeah, yeah. I loaned him that frog.
00:59:16 I never got it back.
00:59:21 You know,
00:59:24 but I had a crush on Peyton in fifth grade.
00:59:26 Really?
00:59:28 - Did he know?
00:59:30 I had three crushes a year till eighth grade,
00:59:35 - How about you, Barney?
00:59:38 Who did you have a crush on?
00:59:41 Oh, nobody.
00:59:45 You're turning red, Barney.
00:59:49 Well, I did have a crush on
00:59:52 Well, did you tell her? What happened?
00:59:55 She got pregnant, and they sent her away.
00:59:59 No, no.
01:00:01 Well, you just have to be careful, that's all.
01:00:05 Yeah.
01:00:07 So...
01:00:10 What do you wanna do tonight?
01:00:14 I don't know.
01:00:16 Watch TV, mess around,
01:00:21 Mess around sounds good.
01:00:26 (GOT TO BELIEVE IN MAGIC PLAYING)
01:00:37 That's my mom.
01:00:41 I'll walk you out.
01:00:42 Take me to your heart
01:00:45 Show me where to start
01:00:48 Let me play the part of your first love
01:00:54 All the stars are right
01:00:58 Every wish is ours tonight
01:01:01 My love
01:01:07 Pity those who wait
01:01:10 Trusting love to fate
01:01:14 Finding out too late that they've lost it
01:01:20 Never letting go
01:01:23 They will never know the ways of love
01:01:33 You got to believe in magic
01:01:36 Tell me how two people find each other
01:01:41 In a world that's full of strangers
01:01:43 Stop, stop. No. Please.
01:01:45 You've got to believe in magic
01:01:48 Something stronger than a moon above
01:01:54 'Cause it's magic
01:02:04 I may never know
01:02:07 Why I need you so
01:02:11 All I need to know is this feeling
01:02:17 Handle it with care
01:02:20 We were born to share this dream, my love
01:02:30 You got to believe in magic
01:02:33 Tell me how two people find each other
01:02:38 In a world that's full of strangers
01:02:42 You got to believe in magic
01:02:45 Something stronger than the moon above
01:02:51 'Cause it's magic when
01:03:08 You got to believe in magic
01:03:11 Tell me how two people find each other
01:03:16 In a world that's full of strangers
01:03:20 You got to believe in magic
01:03:23 Something stronger than the moon above
01:03:29 'Cause it's magic when
01:03:34 Got to believe in magic
01:03:36 Tell me how two people find each other
01:03:42 In a world that's full of strangers
01:03:46 You got to believe in magic
01:03:49 Something stronger than the moon above
01:03:56 'Cause it's magic when
01:04:05 (BOTH LAUGHING)
01:04:23 - Robert, feeling better?
01:04:27 Thanks. No hard feelings, right?
01:04:29 No, no hard feelings.
01:04:31 In fact, if you wanna try
01:04:34 we got a roulette wheel at the frat house.
01:04:36 Roulette, huh? I'm sorry, Robert,
01:04:42 I think you owe me a shot
01:04:45 Tomorrow night. How about it?
01:04:48 Well,
01:04:50 I got a feeling I'm gonna be real sorry.
01:04:54 - Okay, I'll be there.
01:04:57 - Okay.
01:04:58 Yeah, come on, let's go.
01:05:00 - Jane, should we tell him about us?
01:05:05 Look, whatever happened last night,
01:05:12 Jane.
01:05:15 That's why it was so good.
01:05:18 (HONKS HORN)
01:05:19 - Come on, what's the holdup?
01:05:27 It's here, boss. It's here.
01:05:29 Your response to your ad
01:05:34 - Go on.
01:05:38 - "Pink carnations at Alfredo's tonight."
01:05:43 She said Alfredo's is more romantic,
01:05:47 Okay, this is it. Oh, God.
01:05:54 I think she's the woman
01:05:56 - What do you think?
01:06:02 "A casual encounter may be
01:06:06 "if you don't choke."
01:06:26 You know, Barney, I'm the last person
01:06:29 over the senior prom,
01:06:31 Yeah, neither can I.
01:06:34 (HORN HONKING)
01:06:35 - Hey, Barn.
01:06:40 Why don't you go inside?
01:06:42 Okay.
01:06:45 Hey, where you been?
01:06:47 I've been around.
01:06:48 Hey, Peyton, I got a date for the prom.
01:06:50 You and Bernadette, huh? Great.
01:06:53 Now, listen,
01:06:56 and they're gonna have a roulette wheel.
01:06:57 I got it all figured out. You do your thing
01:07:01 We'll break those idiots.
01:07:03 I don't know, Peyton. I kind of wanted
01:07:06 Oh, Barn, you can't pass this up.
01:07:08 Look, you can go out
01:07:11 - Ask her along if you want.
01:07:32 A roulette wheel? Barney, I thought
01:07:35 What's the big deal?
01:07:37 Go ahead and use your power
01:07:39 I just hope you like being Peyton's clone.
01:07:41 Come on, Bernadette,
01:07:43 Oh, sure, tomorrow night
01:07:47 - Hey, not a bad idea.
01:07:51 Think I'd rather go alone anyway.
01:07:55 (ZAPPING)
01:07:58 - Let me go, Barney.
01:08:07 Barn, sometimes life is like an onion.
01:08:13 When you peel it, it makes you cry.
01:08:17 - Just leave me alone, okay?
01:08:21 - Look, I'll pick you up at 8:00, okay?
01:08:24 See you later.
01:08:29 (SINGING) My date is a roulette wheel
01:08:32 (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
01:09:05 (CHUCKLING)
01:09:10 (EX CLAIMS)
01:09:16 Rose.
01:09:18 I never dreamed it was you.
01:09:21 Nor I.
01:09:41 Are you...
01:09:44 You are the sensual,
01:09:47 witty, intense, middle-aged man
01:09:52 who wants to live life to the fullest.
01:09:56 And you are the affectionate,
01:10:01 with an unbridled joy for living.
01:10:03 Joie de vivre, I said.
01:10:10 French.
01:10:40 (UNZIPPING)
01:10:41 (EX CLAIMS)
01:10:43 Rose. Darling.
01:10:48 Very nice. Thank you.
01:10:50 I don't understand, sir.
01:10:56 - We'd like a little more time.
01:10:58 - We'd like a little more time.
01:11:05 (MOANING)
01:11:06 MISS BURNHART: Walter. Walter.
01:11:11 (KNOCKING ON TABLE)
01:11:13 Is everything all right here?
01:11:17 We'd like the house...
01:11:20 (STAMMERING)
01:11:22 Burgundy, please.
01:11:26 Yes, sir.
01:11:47 PEYTON: Keep your eye on the little ball.
01:11:49 - What?
01:11:52 (UPBEA TMUSIC PLA YING)
01:11:56 Okay, here we go. Here we go.
01:12:00 Hey, glad you could make it.
01:12:04 Thanks, Robert, don't mind if I do.
01:12:13 Now we got it, number 29.
01:12:17 They'll kill us when they find out
01:12:20 We're gonna have to give up
01:12:22 What are you worried about, Larry?
01:12:26 Why don't you quit acting
01:12:30 Here we go. New blood in here. All right.
01:12:35 - How you doing?
01:12:37 DEALER: Okay, let's go.
01:12:39 Someone's gotta win. Let's go.
01:12:43 Place your bets.
01:12:44 - All right, let's try it, pal.
01:12:46 Place your bets, everyone.
01:12:47 Watch the ball. Watch the ball.
01:12:54 Okay, here we go. Here we go.
01:13:05 Eighteen black.
01:13:06 - Eighteen black is the winner.
01:13:09 DEALER: Sorry, you lose.
01:13:14 Place your bets, everyone. Place your bets.
01:13:16 Let's get some money down. Come on.
01:13:20 Place your bets, everyone.
01:13:28 Look at that ball bounce around.
01:13:30 And it's 36... What? Make that 43 red.
01:13:36 (DEALER STAMMERING)
01:13:40 (ALL MURMURING)
01:13:44 You're a winner.
01:14:13 Let's go. Haven't we won enough?
01:14:15 Barney, we're just hitting our stride.
01:14:18 If we get good at this,
01:14:20 We'll be set for life.
01:14:21 What are you talking about?
01:14:23 Oh, what I'm saying, Barney,
01:14:26 There's no other way to think.
01:14:31 Twenty-eight black.
01:14:35 All of it.
01:14:39 - I don't wanna do it anymore.
01:14:43 All's I need is one more throw.
01:14:48 (ZAPPING)
01:14:58 (ALL SCREAM)
01:15:00 I'm really sorry, Peyton.
01:15:02 Hey, Wolcott,
01:15:04 How the hell did that happen?
01:15:05 That's what we're gonna find out.
01:15:07 Look, everybody out of here.
01:15:10 That wheel was rigged.
01:15:12 - I don't know what you're talking about.
01:15:16 - We want our money back.
01:15:19 Come on, let me get him.
01:15:20 (ALL CLAMORING)
01:15:24 - Hey, Barney, wait.
01:15:26 Hey, come on, man,
01:15:28 Can't we talk about this?
01:15:30 Peyton, I don't wanna talk about anything.
01:15:41 Hello. This is Barney Springboro.
01:15:51 Okay. Yeah, thank you. Bye.
01:16:02 DEXTER: Them women are trouble.
01:16:05 First come the woman
01:16:09 And then the whiskey.
01:16:50 Okay, move it up a little bit on the left.
01:16:55 No, not quite so far.
01:16:57 Now on the right just down,
01:16:59 Now on the right just down,
01:17:02 That's pretty good.
01:17:07 No, no, no, on the left,
01:17:10 Just a little bit.
01:17:20 What happened to you, Barney?
01:17:24 I don't know.
01:17:32 - Can we talk?
01:17:36 - Bernadette, I'm sorry.
01:17:40 About the gambling,
01:17:47 - I'm through with it. It's over.
01:17:53 Bernadette, please, don't be mad at me.
01:17:56 Go to the prom with me.
01:18:04 I never felt this way with anyone before.
01:18:10 Well, I volunteered
01:18:13 - I had to get to the prom somehow.
01:18:17 You can just go with me.
01:18:19 Well, I have to be here really early
01:18:23 - Let's just meet there, okay?
01:18:36 (SNORING)
01:18:46 Barney,
01:18:48 Father Gallagher and Father Murray
01:18:53 Well, not now, Mom,
01:18:57 - Excuse me.
01:19:01 What are you talking about?
01:19:02 Father, let me go. Father.
01:19:03 - The tranquilizers, please.
01:19:05 Ma, help me...
01:19:07 (GAGGING)
01:19:10 (GULPS)
01:19:12 - I'm gonna throw up.
01:19:16 (RECITING IN LATIN)
01:19:22 (ZAPPING)
01:19:27 What did I tell you?
01:19:30 (SOBBING)
01:19:35 (RECITING IN LATIN)
01:19:43 (GARGLING)
01:19:57 Keep him away from me. Please. Please.
01:20:07 (ZAPPING)
01:20:12 (PRIESTS EX CLAIMING)
01:20:24 I'm going now, Mom.
01:20:43 (CHUCKLING)
01:20:44 (RECITING IN LATIN)
01:20:59 - Oh, hello, Fathers.
01:21:02 (STAR SPANGLED BABYPLAYING)
01:21:14 She's a star spangled baby
01:21:18 From New York to L.A.
01:21:22 Dallas to Chicago
01:21:28 Star spangled baby
01:21:31 She's a belle of New Orleans
01:21:35 A blue-jeaned American beauty
01:21:38 Bursting at the seams
01:21:43 She's just seventeen
01:21:47 America 's queen
01:21:50 She's just seventeen
01:21:52 She's just seventeen
01:21:54 She's just seventeen
01:21:56 (ALL CHEERING)
01:22:05 Okay, okay, seniors,
01:22:09 I have a very important introduction
01:22:12 Your class president,
01:22:16 who is the prom king and queen.
01:22:20 You know, Walt, looking at
01:22:23 kind of old and ugly,
01:22:26 Ain't this a bitch? Look who's talking.
01:22:32 Welcome, seniors,
01:22:35 (ALL CHEERING WILDLY)
01:22:41 This year's prom queen is Jane Mitchell.
01:22:45 (ALL CHEERING)
01:22:55 Congratulations, Jane.
01:22:58 - Congratulations.
01:23:14 This year's prom king is Peyton Nichols.
01:23:19 (ALL CHEERING)
01:23:29 - Congratulations, Peyton.
01:23:35 I'd just like to say it's been a great year.
01:23:43 Okay, let's get on with it.
01:23:46 The king and queen will lead us
01:23:51 Let's everybody have a good time!
01:24:05 (KING AND QUEEN OF HEARTS PLAYING)
01:24:22 We're the king and queen of hearts
01:24:26 Hold me when the music starts
01:24:30 All my dreams come true
01:24:34 When I dance with you
01:24:40 Promise me you're mine tonight
01:24:44 I won't wait in line tonight
01:24:48 While the lights are low
01:24:52 I'll never let you go
01:24:58 Did I dream that we danced forever?
01:25:02 In a wish that we made together
01:25:07 On a night that I prayed would never end
01:25:14 You know it's not my imagination
01:25:19 Or the part of the orchestration
01:25:23 Love was here at the coronation
01:25:27 I'm the king and you're the queen of hearts
01:25:35 Time will pass and tears will fall
01:25:39 But someday we'll both recall
01:25:41 But someday we'll both recall
01:25:43 Moments made of these
01:25:47 Golden memories
01:26:04 - You look really pretty.
01:26:12 Oh.
01:26:14 - I brought this for you. It's one of mine.
01:26:18 Oh, I love it, Barney.
01:26:20 - Can you pin it on me?
01:26:24 Thanks.
01:26:31 - Do you wanna dance?
01:26:35 Don't be chicken, Barney.
01:26:37 - I don't know how.
01:26:44 Come on.
01:26:47 In a wish that we made together
01:26:51 On a night that I prayed would never end
01:26:59 You know it's not my imagination
01:27:03 Or a part of the orchestration
01:27:07 Love was here at the coronation
01:27:11 I'm the king and you're the queen of hearts
01:27:36 (ALL CHEERING)
01:27:44 Now that wasn't so bad,
01:27:48 Hey, you two are looking great. I mean it.
01:27:51 - You're a handsome devil, Barn.
01:27:55 - You look pretty good, too.
01:27:59 - Excuse me for a minute.
01:28:02 Everything's patched up
01:28:04 You got nothing to worry about.
01:28:08 - Here, Barn.
01:28:11 Airline tickets.
01:28:12 Look, last night was kid's stuff.
01:28:15 Big time, Las Vegas.
01:28:19 - Is this a joke?
01:28:22 No way, Peyton, forget it.
01:28:26 It was worth a try.
01:28:28 (UPBEA TPOPMUSIC PLA YING)
01:28:32 Well, well, would you two like
01:28:35 Plenty of punch left
01:28:38 Looks like you've had your share.
01:28:40 Oh, I've had a little,
01:28:44 I've had just about enough of you, buddy.
01:28:48 - Last night.
01:28:51 Look, I wanna be pals, okay?
01:28:53 I brought you something.
01:28:58 I'm really not such a bad guy.
01:29:00 And just to show you
01:29:03 I want you to have this.
01:29:05 It's from my personal collection.
01:29:09 Holy shit.
01:29:12 A portrait of the queen.
01:29:15 One of 500.
01:29:21 (GIRLS EX CLAIMING)
01:29:28 (ZAPPING)
01:29:31 (JANE SHRIEKING)
01:29:32 (ALL LAUGHING)
01:29:38 Thanks, Barn, I knew you were a pal.
01:29:45 (ZAPPING)
01:29:48 (ZAPPING)
01:29:49 (EX CLAIMING)
01:29:52 (ALL LAUGHING)
01:29:57 Barn, I just wanted to say
01:30:01 I'll forget I even had the idea, okay?
01:30:04 Put her there, pal.
01:30:11 (EX CLAIMS)
01:30:14 (LAUGHING)
01:30:28 (SHRIEKING)
01:30:36 Jane.
01:30:44 (ZAPPING)
01:30:46 (WIND HOWLING)
01:30:48 (GIRLS SCREAMING)
01:30:50 (ALL CLAMORING)
01:30:56 Barney, what are you doing?
01:30:58 (ZAPPING)
01:30:59 (UPBEA TROCKMUSIC PLA YING)
01:31:07 (ZAPPING)
01:31:09 (MURMURING)
01:31:11 (LAUGHING)
01:31:12 (ZAPPING)
01:31:15 (ZAPPING)
01:31:28 Barney!
01:31:44 (ZAPPING)
01:31:55 (LAUGHING)
01:32:02 (GIRL SCREAMING)
01:32:10 (GASPING)
01:32:13 DEXTER: At it again.
01:32:17 (LAUGHING)
01:32:19 This way, Rose.
01:32:29 (GASPS)
01:32:30 Oh, no, you don't. You son of a bitch.
01:32:40 Barney, don't you think enough is enough?
01:32:45 Let's get out of here.
01:33:09 Barney.
01:33:15 Are you all right, buddy?
01:33:18 (SIGHS)
01:33:22 Oh, this power is more trouble
01:33:24 Try lifting your head up. Are you in pain?
01:33:30 Something happened.
01:33:33 My head is tingling.
01:33:43 - I've lost it.
01:33:46 The power. I've lost it.
01:33:49 Wow, hitting your head
01:33:53 must have shifted things back to normal.
01:33:56 Well, at least you weren't hurt.
01:33:59 I knew it was too good to last.
01:34:03 (COUPLE EX CLAIMING)
01:34:04 I'll see you, Bernadette.
01:34:05 - I'll keep in touch.
01:34:10 (SIGHS)
01:34:13 I guess this kind of messes up
01:34:16 Guess it kind of does.
01:34:19 Well, no more exploding clothes
01:34:23 You'll just have to do it
01:34:27 (READ Y OR NOTPLAYING)
01:34:30 (SNEEZES)
01:34:32 (ZAPPING)
01:34:34 Oh, thank you.
01:34:49 - Bernadette.
01:34:50 - Can I give you a lift home?
01:34:54 What are you doing?
01:34:58 Barney?
01:34:59 *** ^^^ THE END ^^^ ***
01:35:02 Someone's playing tricks on me
01:35:05 Where's that quiet kid I used to be?
01:35:09 Not long ago
01:35:11 The one I used to know
01:35:15 Suddenly I feel so strange
01:35:17 Magically my whole life has been changed
01:35:21 Turned inside out
01:35:24 It makes me want to shout
01:35:27 Here I am, take a look at me
01:35:30 I'm high as a kite and I'm twice as free
01:35:32 Like a dream that was meant to be
01:35:35 This time it's mine
01:35:37 And I'm not running away like I did before
01:35:40 I'm not gonna hide from it anymore
01:35:42 Gonna find what I'm looking for
01:35:45 This time it's mine
01:35:47 Now that I've got my shot
01:35:49 And I'm coming to get what
01:35:58 I was playing hide-and-seek
01:36:00 Staying out of sight
01:36:03 Till your love discovered me
01:36:05 I was blinded by the light
01:36:08 Now I see the light
01:36:12 Here I am, take a look at me
01:36:15 I'm high as a kite and I'm twice as free
01:36:18 Like a dream that was meant to be
01:36:20 This time it's mine
01:36:22 And I'm not running away like I did before
01:36:25 I'm not gonna hide from it anymore
01:36:28 Gonna find what I'm looking for
01:36:30 This time it's mine
01:36:32 Now that I got my shot
01:36:35 And I'm coming to get what
01:36:40 I'm coming to get what
01:36:58 Here I am, take a look at me
01:37:01 I'm high as a kite and I'm twice as free
01:37:03 Like a dream that was meant to be
01:37:06 This time it's mine
01:37:08 And I'm not running away like I did before
01:37:11 I'm not gonna hide from it anymore
01:37:13 Gonna find what I'm looking for
01:37:16 This time it's mine
01:37:18 Now that I got my shot
01:37:20 And I'm coming to get what
01:37:25 Here I am, take a look at me
01:37:28 I'm high as a kite and I'm twice as free
01:37:31 Like a dream that was meant to be
01:37:33 This time it's mine
01:37:35 Now that I got my shot
01:37:38 And I'm coming to get what
01:37:43 I'm coming to get what you
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