Zapped The Wiz Kid
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(TRYING TO KILL A SATURDAY NIGHT |
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Day is dead, sun is down |
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And I don't know a single soul in town |
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Think I'm going solo |
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING) |
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I'm just trying to kill a Saturday night |
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Work all week for a little pay |
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(ZAPPING) |
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Get the car and I'm on my way |
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Won't sit home crying |
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I'm just trying to kill a Saturday night |
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Man, it's lonely |
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When only the wheel holds you tight |
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Run from sorrow |
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Tomorrow I'll pay for tonight |
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Yeah |
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(SIGHS) |
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Okay, Edgar. Your turn now. |
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(SQUEAKING) |
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Hey, come on. |
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All the rock stars love this stuff. |
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There you go. |
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR) |
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- Barn? |
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Since when did you become a boozer? |
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Oh, no. |
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The scuba club wants a report |
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(SQUEAKING) |
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Let's see. |
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Edgar and Vincent were given |
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equal to human consumption |
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It's amazing. |
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They're twice as big |
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Yeah, growth rate is up to 2 inches a day. |
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I gotta hand it to you, Barn, |
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super dope grown in super time |
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- And a lot of bucks for us. |
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Hey, you know, Peyton, |
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I'm gonna test my Ultra Grow |
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It might get me a research grant |
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PEYTON: Looks like the party's over |
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- No kidding. |
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Come on, Barn. |
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(TRYING TO KILL A SA TURDA YNIGHT |
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Barney, would you look at yourself? |
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You look like you just escaped |
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- You know what you need? |
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Girl. |
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Gotta toughen you up, bro. |
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Hey, Barn. |
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No way. He's got work of his own to do. |
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Hey, Barney, did boss man here get you |
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Are you kidding? |
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He's a rocket scientist. |
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You guys are assholes. |
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PEYTON: Smile. |
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(CAMERA CLICKING) |
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Front page, Senior Edition. |
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Peyton, you print that and I'll sue. |
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I'm getting so tired of the girls |
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Hey, Peyton, |
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you and her ever... |
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Roscoe, you know I don't like |
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Good afternoon, gentlemen. |
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Oh, Barney, |
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- They're fine, sir. We're right on schedule. |
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My ex-wife's gonna be insane |
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Carry on, men. |
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You too, sir. |
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Seniors, I give you |
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(ALL CHEERING) |
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(MARCHING BAND PLAYING) |
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ALL: We're number one, |
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We're gonna push |
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(WHOOPING) |
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(ALL CHEERING) |
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Now, don't forget our last |
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against the Lincoln Tigers. |
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So let's get out there |
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(WHOOPING) |
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And now, as your class president, |
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it is my pleasure to introduce |
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the great principal |
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Gary Cooter. |
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(ALL CHEERING) |
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As I was saying, the great principal |
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Mr. Walter Coolidge. |
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(TRUMPET PLAYING) |
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I'd like to congratulate |
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Well, you haven't won a game all year, |
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but let's not quit. |
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Let's pound those Tigers into rabbit |
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doo-doo. |
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(TRUMPET PLAYING) |
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(ALL CHEERING) |
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Good luck to you all. |
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(MARCHING BAND PLAYING) |
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That was just fantastic. |
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Miss Burnhart, please. |
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That's all, seniors. |
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(ALL CHEERING) |
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PEYTON: Miss Updike, |
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I'm afraid we're gonna have to re-shoot |
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The first group didn't come out. |
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Okay, Peyton, |
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follow me. |
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(UPBEA TROCKMUSIC PLA YING) |
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You won't forget me when you're |
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(CAMERA CLICKING) |
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Corinne, your love is a prize |
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That is one of your better lines. |
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- Hi, Dex. |
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Now, don't mind me. |
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- Well, we only have one more game left. |
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And don't forget you promised |
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Barn, you're the greatest |
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statistician I ever had. |
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And you're a scientific whiz kid to boot. |
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If I was you, |
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Now, when I was your age |
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- having myself a good old time. |
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No, you don't. |
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Them women is trouble. |
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First come the woman |
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and then the whiskey. |
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We used to call that |
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the devil's double whammy. |
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But you know something, |
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my old lady won't let me eat |
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Says it causes cancer. |
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Maybe you ought to drop this petunia shit |
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Because I can't live |
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No weenies either. |
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR) |
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Talking about trouble, |
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Just following in your footsteps, Dexter. |
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You wish. |
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Well, I guess I'll be going, fellas. |
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See you later, Dex. |
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And you get your rich ass to practice |
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Sure thing, Coach. |
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Thanks for stopping by. |
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So how we doing, Barn? |
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Not bad. |
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I'm almost finished. |
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This is the oil I extracted |
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I'm gonna give Edgar a dose now. |
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This ought to get him blasted. |
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Edgar seems to be exhibiting |
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His brain is fried. |
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Hey, Barn, how do you tell |
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Well, they... |
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Sure. |
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Well, first of all, |
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and they roll over |
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR) |
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Hi, Peyton. I'm here to interview |
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Sorry, Bernadette, |
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of an extremely delicate |
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Well, then how about |
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No pictures in the lab, Bernadette. |
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Well, I need a picture of Barney |
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- That's what the... |
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Barney is very busy now, okay? |
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Sure, I'll be back tomorrow. |
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Fine. |
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There's no such word as pollenization. |
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Whatever. She's a pain. |
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Look, I gotta run, Barn. |
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See you. |
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(ZAPPING) |
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Edgar, how did you get that? |
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All right, eat. |
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But you realize I'll have to give you |
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(ZAPPING) |
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(ZAPPING) |
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(GROANS) |
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Barney bonehead. |
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Up yours. |
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- MRS. SPRINGBORO: Barney, is that you? |
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Hi, I'm home. |
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MRS. SPRINGBORO: Where were you? |
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I was at the lab. I had some work to do. |
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MRS. SPRINGBORO: Would you come here, |
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MAN ON RADIO: Hounded by hemorrhoids? |
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And now back to |
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I saved you some supper, |
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You're right. I don't deserve it. |
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Don't get smart with your mother. |
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- BARNEY: Sorry. |
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Nothing. I just had a little accident |
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I think this laboratory nonsense |
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You don't go out with girls. |
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When are you gonna ask |
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When I find the right girl, Mom. Okay? |
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I have some homework to do. |
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- Should we? |
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No. I think we should do it now. |
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(SIGHS) |
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(WHINING) |
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Barney, your mother and I |
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It's your attitude. |
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Not to mention your late hours |
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Son, roll up your sleeves. |
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- Should we check between his toes? |
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Your father and I went to a drug |
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Are you a junkie, Son? |
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- Right, Dad. |
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- What's the matter, Barney? |
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All right. |
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We'll discuss it further in the morning. |
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And I expect a little more cooperation |
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You can start by cleaning up this pigpen. |
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(ZAPPING) |
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(ALVY BARKING) |
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- How dare you? |
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Alvy did it. |
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(WHINING) |
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And I suppose that dummy |
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- Hey, Barn. |
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- How you doing? |
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- How's the hooch? |
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- Yeah, you know... |
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Hey, Barney, how about that interview? |
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Bernadette, we're on our way |
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You should be, too. |
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Barney, how responsible |
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for the mess the world is in today? |
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And do you think they can get us out of it? |
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Yeah. |
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Well, scientists have to bear |
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But I also think they're our best hope |
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A pat answer, but I'll take it. |
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What are you planning on doing |
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Well, I really don't know yet. |
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What do you plan to specialize in |
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Botany. Research, that is. |
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There's a lot of money to be made there. |
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Is that your goal, Barney? |
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- I guess that'd be part of it. |
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I'm not interviewing you. |
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I agree. I think that's enough for now. |
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(BELL RINGING) |
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You gotta watch her, Barn. She's nosey. |
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She sure is pushy. |
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- Hi, Bernadette. |
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- Did you do your homework? |
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- Can I copy? |
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Sure. |
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Good afternoon, class. |
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I'm so happy to inform you |
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that we have a very special visitor today. |
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Our esteemed principal, |
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Hey, Coolidge, you shave with an ax? |
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Yes, sir. You can sit here at my desk, sir. |
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Thank you, Miss Burnhart. |
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And... |
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And now we'll continue |
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Who's next in the alphabet? |
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Let's see here. |
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You're next, Gary Cooter. |
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Do I have to, Miss Burnfart? |
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Read us your poem, Gary. |
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Or your next year will be |
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This is a poem about something |
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and that I get real confused about a lot. |
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It's called Chicks. |
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"Chicks |
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"Sometimes I feel like |
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"And sometimes |
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GIRL: Oh, God. |
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"Sometimes, I hate them |
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"And sometimes, I love them" |
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Barney. |
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Barney. |
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"But if I was a cave man |
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(BOOING) |
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All right. |
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MISS BURNHART: Thank you, Gary. |
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Barney, what do you think |
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(GIRLS GIGGLING) |
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What's the... What's the problem, Barney? |
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Are you hiding something? |
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(ALL LAUGHING) |
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Shall we continue? |
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Oh, Barney. |
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When may I see my orchids? |
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Anytime, Mr. Coolidge. |
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Just let me know ahead of time |
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It's quite messy in there. |
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All right, I'll do that. |
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Let's make it soon, shall we? |
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Hey, Barn, you feeling okay? |
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- You seem sort of out of it. |
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Oh. Yeah, yeah, I'm okay, Peyton. |
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PEYTON: Jane looks kind of cute today. |
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Sure does. |
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Hey, watch this. |
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All you need is a good opening line. |
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- It's in the Valley. It's the best... |
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Yes, they did, but I had my fake, |
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They'll probably card you. |
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Hi, Jane. Can I talk to you a minute? |
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Sure. |
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It's kind of private. |
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Okay. |
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Who you going to the prom with, Barney? |
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I don't know yet. |
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Why don't you go |
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So, what's this all about? |
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Saturday night. |
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Dinner and a flick. We'll have a blast. |
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Cut the crap. You know I'm going out |
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He's pre-law at Tee Winkle College. |
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Well, I'm pre-rich, pre-famous |
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You act like pre-school, |
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(ZAPPING) |
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(JANE EX CLAIMING) |
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Wow! |
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(SHRIEKING) |
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What the hell's going on here? |
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Nobody touched her, swear to God. |
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Well, what's she screaming for, punk? |
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Nothing's going on, Robert. |
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The wind blew it open. That's all. |
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He just wishes. |
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I catch you near her again, |
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No problem, Rob. |
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Let's get out of here, Robert. |
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What are you, some kind of pervert? |
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- It must have shrunk. |
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If I ever catch you doing |
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except when we're alone, I'll... |
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JANE: I didn't do it. |
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How do you suppose that happened? |
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I don't know. |
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I guess it was the wind. |
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Yeah. |
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Well, Barn, |
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Oh, no. Not really. |
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I think I'm gonna go back into the lab. |
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- Well, I guess I'll see you later then, huh? |
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(ZAPPING) |
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(SHATTERING) |
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(ZAPPING) |
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Oh, my God. |
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I can't believe it. |
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I'm not dreaming. |
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That's incredible, Barney. |
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(GLASS SHATTERING) |
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- How did you get in here? |
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Anyway, you can't stop me. |
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(ZAPPING) |
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Thanks a lot, Barney. |
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How cute. What are their names? |
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None of your business. |
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Come on, Barney, don't be mad. |
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What is? |
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Don't try to bullshit me, Barney. |
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and I saw those maps pop off the wall. |
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Big deal. So what does that mean? |
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What does the word telekinesis |
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I've never heard of it. |
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(EX CLAIMS) |
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Marijuana. I can't wait to find out |
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Look, I have some more work to do. |
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Barney, you can't expect to keep |
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This is it. Mind over matter, |
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Hey, Barn. |
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I was just passing by |
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Telekinesis, huh? |
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- Hey. How did it happen? |
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Well, there was an explosion, |
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But that must have been it, because |
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Peyton... |
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I can make things fly around. |
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Barney, we'll shock the scientific world. |
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Look, I don't want anybody else |
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- But, Barney... |
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We gotta keep this thing to ourselves. |
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You're right. Nobody can know. |
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- I have to go home. |
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Oh, yeah, I just need some time |
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I'm a little foggy still. |
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- Bye. |
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So how does the world look |
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Cracked. |
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Where were you? |
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and you don't see fit |
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Your mother made her specialty, |
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(BELCHING) |
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Did you bring me that milk |
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Oh. I forgot it. |
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Son, you've been |
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- You better explain yourself. |
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What's the question? |
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You don't eat. You go to sleep at 7:30... |
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I had some work to finish at the lab |
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Gee whiz, Mom, I said I'm sorry. |
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- I think maybe I'll get a burger. |
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(CLEARING THROAT) |
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Starting tonight you're grounded. |
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You'll be in this house at suppertime |
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(ZAPPING) |
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(BOTH GASP) |
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I didn't mean it. Dad, I'm sorry. |
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You should be. Now, go to your room. |
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(WHINING) |
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Okay, Alvy, they've got you |
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and they're coming in for a closer look. |
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They seem to be afraid of you. |
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(ZAPPING) |
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I don't believe it, Captain. |
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Spock, do we have a reading? |
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Yes, Captain, computer indicates |
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by a giant sheep dog. |
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For God's sake, I hope he's been wormed. |
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(AL VY GROWLING) |
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(AL VY GROWLING) |
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I have to get something to eat. |
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What are you doing? |
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(WHINING) |
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All right, you can come. |
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But don't say I never take you anyplace. |
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There. |
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Now they'll never know we're gone. |
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JANE: Who you going |
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Why don't you go |
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Are you talking to me? |
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Oh, yeah? Well, take this. |
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(ZAPPING) |
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Oh, no. |
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Now I'm really in for it. |
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What's all the racket up here? |
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Who were you talking to? |
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Nobody. I was just talking to myself. |
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My God. What... |
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Who's that in your bed? |
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(ZAPPING) |
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(MRS. SPRINGBORO EX CLAIMS) |
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(EX CLAIMING) |
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(MR. SPRINGBORO SNORING) |
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Mom? |
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Oh, listen, I'm going for a burger. |
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- Wake up. Wake up. |
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Barney's dummy. |
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- The dummy, it attacked. |
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Now, calm down. |
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Well, there you go. |
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Oh, prune juice. |
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(TIRES SQUEALING) |
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(BELL RINGING) |
00:32:02 |
Edgar. You got it, too. |
00:32:09 |
Edgar. Edgar, don't try to push me around. |
00:32:12 |
(ZAPPING) |
00:32:14 |
Now you better mind your manners, |
00:32:17 |
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) |
00:32:19 |
(SIGHS) |
00:32:24 |
- Hi, Barney. |
00:32:25 |
What are you doing? What is that for? |
00:32:29 |
I thought we'd start by testing |
00:32:32 |
on substances |
00:32:34 |
Bernadette, you don't know a thing |
00:32:37 |
You can't be the subject |
00:32:40 |
Now, just see if you can empty |
00:32:51 |
Very good. Now, see if you can empty |
00:32:58 |
Come here. |
00:33:07 |
(ZAPPING) |
00:33:10 |
(THUNDER CLAPPING) |
00:33:18 |
Very imaginative. |
00:33:20 |
Now, we know from last night that |
00:33:23 |
that your telekinetic power works |
00:33:26 |
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) |
00:33:28 |
Hi, Peyton. |
00:33:30 |
Hey, what's going on? |
00:33:33 |
- Oh, right. |
00:33:34 |
a little research, but I was just leaving. |
00:33:38 |
Bye, Barney. |
00:33:40 |
Look, next time, ask me first |
00:33:45 |
Okay. Sorry. |
00:33:48 |
Gotta keep her under wraps. |
00:33:51 |
Yeah, I know, it's scary. |
00:33:54 |
You know, I had an idea. |
00:33:58 |
Just because we're best friends for life. |
00:34:01 |
- What is it? |
00:34:05 |
Play ball. |
00:34:06 |
ANNOUNCER ON P. A: |
00:34:08 |
(ALL CHEERING) |
00:34:09 |
On the mound for Emerson, |
00:34:13 |
Hey, looks like we're a little short |
00:34:19 |
Alan, take your finger out of your nose. |
00:34:22 |
What'd I tell you about that shit? |
00:34:26 |
Suck it. |
00:34:34 |
ANNOUNCER ON P. A: First up |
00:34:37 |
number four, Deke Davis. |
00:34:41 |
(CROWD CHEERING) |
00:34:43 |
(ZAPPING) |
00:34:45 |
What an amazing hop. |
00:34:59 |
Now batting for the Tigers, their pitcher |
00:35:03 |
Nathan "Too Mean" Levine. |
00:35:07 |
(WHOOPING) |
00:35:15 |
There's a shot. |
00:35:19 |
It's a home run. |
00:35:34 |
Top of the first, the Tigers lead, 1-nothing. |
00:35:44 |
- Sorry about that. |
00:35:48 |
Let's just keep it cool |
00:36:03 |
(ZAPPING) |
00:36:09 |
You're out! |
00:36:17 |
(ZAPPING) |
00:36:21 |
(ZAPPING) |
00:36:27 |
(ZAPPING) |
00:36:35 |
(ZAPPING) |
00:36:38 |
You're out. Strike three. |
00:36:52 |
(BOOING) |
00:36:56 |
(ZAPPING) |
00:37:14 |
Hold on there, Ump. |
00:37:18 |
No. No, Dex. He was your pinch hitter. |
00:37:22 |
and now you have |
00:37:27 |
Besides, nobody else even touched |
00:37:30 |
Oh, come on, Dex, you promised me. |
00:37:36 |
- Go right on now. |
00:37:42 |
Now batting for Emerson, |
00:37:58 |
(CROWD CHEERING) |
00:38:04 |
(SOBBING) |
00:38:09 |
What an amazing game. |
00:38:11 |
It had it all, |
00:38:15 |
And the final score, 3-1, |
00:38:23 |
Thanks, Dex. |
00:38:24 |
If I only knew. You know something? |
00:38:29 |
(LAUGHING) |
00:38:31 |
We did it. Can you believe it? |
00:38:34 |
- You were great. |
00:38:36 |
Oh, that was nothing. |
00:38:39 |
What do you say |
00:38:40 |
Forget it. |
00:38:42 |
Oh, Robert. Good game, huh? |
00:38:45 |
Typical high school stuff, though. |
00:38:47 |
You would have been eaten alive |
00:38:49 |
Oh. Yeah, I'm sure you'd know about that, |
00:38:52 |
Are you going to the Senior Day? |
00:38:55 |
To Magic Land? |
00:38:58 |
Oh, yeah, well, they do have |
00:39:02 |
- Of course I rode it standing up last time. |
00:39:06 |
- See you around. |
00:39:08 |
Did you smell that guy? |
00:39:22 |
(WHOOPING) |
00:39:23 |
- Hey. That's the jerk that made us lose. |
00:39:28 |
Okay, pal. Kiss this. |
00:39:30 |
(LAUGHING) |
00:39:36 |
(ZAPPING) |
00:39:38 |
(GIRLS SHRIEKING) |
00:39:39 |
(ZAPPING) |
00:39:41 |
(ZAPPING) |
00:39:45 |
(EX CLAIMING) |
00:39:49 |
- Shit. |
00:39:53 |
Who is this guy? |
00:39:57 |
- Hey! |
00:40:01 |
(BOTH SCREAMING) |
00:40:14 |
Oh, Dexter, do you have |
00:40:17 |
- Sure do, Mr. C. What do you need? |
00:40:21 |
We all seem to have that same problem |
00:40:25 |
Hello, sir. Hello, Mr. Jones. |
00:40:29 |
Just fine, Miss Burnhart. |
00:40:31 |
You see, now this door has a special lock, |
00:40:36 |
Maximum security for them flowers. |
00:40:38 |
Thank you, Dexter. |
00:40:43 |
How is Barney's experiment |
00:40:45 |
That's what I can't seem to find out. |
00:40:49 |
I want to see what's in there. |
00:40:53 |
Barney? Barney, look. |
00:40:57 |
Maybe I've been too pushy, |
00:41:00 |
I can help. Can't we just talk? |
00:41:04 |
- Okay. |
00:41:07 |
Now, I promise I won't do this if you |
00:41:11 |
But please don't say no. |
00:41:13 |
All right, all right. What is it? |
00:41:15 |
Okay, my sister knows someone |
00:41:18 |
and if we can continue our experiments, |
00:41:22 |
Hey, you know, that's a very good idea. |
00:41:25 |
Oh, I knew you'd feel this way, Barney. |
00:41:27 |
- Yeah. I'll talk to Peyton about it. |
00:41:33 |
Well, he's sort of got all these plans for us. |
00:41:36 |
You know, like selling the Ultra Grow, |
00:41:38 |
Figures. Another scientist sells out. |
00:41:40 |
No, listen, someday, |
00:41:46 |
(GRUNTING) |
00:42:10 |
Oh, my. |
00:42:23 |
Well, how rich does Peyton think |
00:42:26 |
I'm ruined. |
00:42:28 |
- I can't believe this. |
00:42:33 |
(TIRES SQUEALING) |
00:42:41 |
(ZAPPING) |
00:42:51 |
(NEWSPAPER RUSTLING) |
00:42:53 |
Yes, Miss Updike? |
00:42:55 |
Look, today's Bachelor Bait. I'm sorry, sir, |
00:42:58 |
but there is no response to your ad today. |
00:43:02 |
I can't stand this waiting. |
00:43:03 |
I knew that I shouldn't have admitted |
00:43:06 |
They all probably assume I'm a dud. |
00:43:09 |
Oh, I think it's best |
00:43:16 |
Excuse me, sir, |
00:43:20 |
Oh, I can't stand to see them |
00:43:24 |
What is it, Miss Burnhart? |
00:43:27 |
Barney's lab. |
00:43:29 |
- It's... |
00:43:33 |
It's... Come with me, sir. |
00:43:38 |
I hope this is important, Miss Burnhart. |
00:43:47 |
(GRUNTS) |
00:43:56 |
Well, here they are. |
00:43:59 |
What's the problem, Miss Burnhart? |
00:44:04 |
Yes, what is it? |
00:44:11 |
But there was marijuana there. I saw it. |
00:44:15 |
I think you smoked it, Miss Burnhart. |
00:44:20 |
I appreciate you showing me the orchid, |
00:44:23 |
but sneaking through windows |
00:44:26 |
we try to impart to our students. |
00:44:30 |
Good grief. |
00:44:41 |
(GASPS) |
00:44:42 |
Oh, Dexter, I was... |
00:44:46 |
Security check. |
00:44:48 |
Got lucky, hey, Walt? |
00:44:50 |
(CHUCKLING) |
00:44:52 |
No, no, Dexter. |
00:44:55 |
I sure hope not, |
00:44:58 |
just in case. |
00:45:00 |
MISS BURNHART: God knows I tried. |
00:45:02 |
Oh, Dexter. |
00:45:05 |
- MISS BURNHART: Walter. |
00:45:07 |
Always do. |
00:45:09 |
I got a file in my head two feet thick |
00:45:14 |
that I keep to myself. |
00:45:21 |
I'll be a son-of-a-gun. |
00:45:23 |
BERNADETTE: Hurry up. |
00:45:25 |
I'm trying, I'm trying. |
00:45:27 |
It's too big. It doesn't fit. |
00:45:30 |
BERNADETTE: We don't have all day, |
00:45:34 |
- Here, that's the last of it. |
00:45:39 |
- Barney. |
00:45:42 |
What are you doing here? |
00:45:44 |
- Oh, nothing. I just thought I would... |
00:45:49 |
Barney's gonna be |
00:45:51 |
Oh, well, thanks, Dex. |
00:45:53 |
- We'll see you later. |
00:45:56 |
Next time, take her someplace decent. |
00:46:05 |
That was close. |
00:46:07 |
(SNIFFING) |
00:46:12 |
(COUGHING) |
00:46:18 |
Wow. |
00:46:21 |
Yeah. |
00:46:23 |
Where am I? Barney? Is that you? |
00:46:29 |
Barney is working with me now, Dex. |
00:46:34 |
Mr. Einstein. |
00:46:37 |
I'm feeling strange. |
00:46:43 |
Sounds like too many chilidogs, Dex. |
00:46:47 |
You have to learn to relax. |
00:46:50 |
Chilidogs are what I need to relax. |
00:46:52 |
Salami, too, |
00:46:56 |
EINSTEIN: I ride a bike to relax, Dex. |
00:47:03 |
- You see, Dex, it is not so hard, is it? |
00:47:09 |
(FANFARE PLA YING) |
00:47:11 |
Dex. |
00:47:13 |
Dexter Jones. Bow-legged sap sucker. |
00:47:17 |
Here comes the devil and |
00:47:21 |
That's it. I found you. You can't hide |
00:47:27 |
You ugly spasm. |
00:47:29 |
- Who is that, Dex? |
00:47:33 |
Found out where I hid |
00:47:36 |
- You'd better be making tracks, Dex. |
00:47:42 |
This'll teach you. |
00:47:52 |
Help me, Mr. Einstein! Barney! |
00:47:55 |
Help me! |
00:48:01 |
DEXTER: Back on Earth. |
00:48:04 |
What a drag. |
00:48:07 |
All that research down the drain. |
00:48:09 |
- Better than his life down the drain. |
00:48:12 |
Oh, it's no big deal. |
00:48:15 |
compared to what you can do |
00:48:19 |
Well, I've gotta go. See you around, guys. |
00:48:22 |
Bernadette... |
00:48:26 |
- See you. |
00:48:30 |
(JUSTFOR FUN PLAYING) |
00:48:48 |
Jane, you're slouching. |
00:48:51 |
Beautiful! |
00:48:54 |
Great. |
00:48:55 |
Give me a taste of the wind in my face |
00:48:58 |
And the sun shining up above |
00:49:01 |
(ALL YELLING) |
00:49:02 |
Me and my friends |
00:49:05 |
And somebody could fall in love |
00:49:08 |
All the kids go looking for trouble |
00:49:11 |
Now that school is over and done |
00:49:14 |
And we might just stay here all night |
00:49:16 |
Doing it right |
00:49:20 |
Just for fun |
00:49:25 |
Checking the action, the latest attraction |
00:49:28 |
Back on the track again |
00:49:31 |
You better hold tight |
00:49:34 |
You may lose a few now and then |
00:49:37 |
All the kids come looking for trouble |
00:49:41 |
And the good times only begun |
00:49:44 |
And we might just stay here all night |
00:49:46 |
Doing it right |
00:49:49 |
I want that one right there. |
00:49:50 |
- You're full of it, man. |
00:49:54 |
- Did you see Robert's face, poor guy? |
00:49:58 |
I suppose. |
00:50:00 |
Getting a little tired of this kid stuff. |
00:50:02 |
What kind of man are |
00:50:04 |
Why, I'm a man's man, Robert. |
00:50:11 |
(BELCHES) |
00:50:14 |
(BELCHES) |
00:50:15 |
Okay, that's a 12-pack each. |
00:50:19 |
Sure thing. Let's go. |
00:50:27 |
- You ready, buddy? |
00:50:30 |
Don't you call me that. |
00:50:35 |
Freddie is |
00:50:38 |
He went away on big-game safari |
00:50:45 |
(BELCHES) |
00:50:50 |
(BOTH BELCHING) |
00:50:53 |
You guys are disgusting. |
00:51:03 |
- First one to puke is a loser. |
00:51:07 |
100 bucks. |
00:51:13 |
- Hey, Peyton. Peyton. |
00:51:16 |
What are you guys doing? |
00:51:18 |
Can't you tell? They're stinking drunk. |
00:51:22 |
Barn? |
00:51:24 |
Is there something that you can do |
00:51:31 |
Yeah, sure. |
00:51:34 |
Thanks, buddy, I appreciate it. |
00:51:39 |
I wouldn't get involved in this |
00:51:41 |
What are friends for? |
00:51:47 |
(FAIRGROUND MUSIC PLA YING) |
00:51:55 |
(GROANING) |
00:52:04 |
Hey, Robert. |
00:52:06 |
(RETCHING) |
00:52:29 |
Hey, what's the matter, ace, |
00:52:33 |
Oh, my lunch. |
00:52:39 |
(RETCHES) |
00:52:44 |
Listen. Listen. |
00:52:46 |
- Are you okay? |
00:52:48 |
Tell Peyton I'll pay him tomorrow. |
00:52:50 |
(COUGHING) |
00:53:02 |
- How are you feeling? |
00:53:05 |
How's Robert? |
00:53:08 |
Robert says you'll get |
00:53:11 |
I guess college didn't teach him |
00:53:15 |
Shouldn't we go get something to eat? |
00:53:17 |
- Burgers? |
00:53:19 |
Well, do you think you could win me |
00:53:24 |
to match the curtains in my bathroom? |
00:53:25 |
Sure thing, come on. |
00:53:29 |
Hey, Barn? What's the story |
00:53:32 |
I don't know. We seem to be |
00:53:36 |
Boy, I'll tell you, that Jane's one nut |
00:53:46 |
- Hi, Jane. |
00:53:48 |
Where's Rob? |
00:53:49 |
He wasn't feeling too well, |
00:53:52 |
You seem a lot more mature |
00:53:55 |
Buzz off, pal, okay? |
00:53:57 |
Hey, these guys giving you some trouble? |
00:54:00 |
Everything's under control, thank you. |
00:54:02 |
Hey, how old are you, buddy? Thirteen? |
00:54:07 |
- You talking to me? |
00:54:11 |
- Are you talking to me? |
00:54:15 |
Well, you must be talking to me. |
00:54:18 |
- I'm the only one here. |
00:54:22 |
Enough of this shit. |
00:54:30 |
(JUSTFOR FUN PLAYING) |
00:54:33 |
Whoa! |
00:54:43 |
(EX CLAIMING) |
00:54:51 |
Let's get out of here. |
00:54:56 |
- Now that was exciting. |
00:54:59 |
You were fantastic in there. |
00:55:01 |
They were just messing |
00:55:04 |
You know, I hate to say it, |
00:55:08 |
The only problem is we never got to eat. |
00:55:10 |
Dinner? I accept. |
00:55:13 |
You know, I'd just like to say that, |
00:55:18 |
Do you feel the same way? |
00:55:26 |
JANE: So, this is your studio, huh? |
00:55:28 |
PEYTON: Yeah, what do you think? |
00:55:31 |
It's very interesting. |
00:55:56 |
(CORK SQUEAKING) |
00:56:16 |
- Here we are. |
00:56:27 |
What's wrong? |
00:56:29 |
Well, you know, Robert. |
00:56:33 |
- He's taking me to Hawaii for graduation. |
00:56:40 |
I don't want you to do anything |
00:56:43 |
You don't? |
00:56:46 |
No. I have way too much respect |
00:56:50 |
You do? |
00:56:57 |
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLA YING) |
00:57:00 |
I didn't know you liked this kind of music. |
00:57:05 |
I don't know. |
00:57:07 |
Today's music just seems so juvenile. |
00:57:12 |
I find that classical music helps me relax |
00:57:18 |
Really? What have you |
00:57:22 |
Yesterday I got my acceptance to Harvard. |
00:57:26 |
Only I can't decide |
00:57:29 |
My dad, he wants me to go to business |
00:57:33 |
You see, if I did that, then he said |
00:57:37 |
after the classes start. |
00:57:39 |
A salary? |
00:57:41 |
Well, it's more like an allowance. |
00:57:45 |
Just 100 grand a year. |
00:57:49 |
Really? Go on. |
00:57:54 |
I shouldn't be bothering you |
00:57:57 |
My own private hell. |
00:58:00 |
Oh, no, that's okay. Really. |
00:58:08 |
I feel like I've been going through |
00:58:12 |
like I'm becoming more mature. |
00:58:17 |
You do seem more mature. |
00:58:22 |
I'm sorry. |
00:58:24 |
- What's wrong? |
00:58:31 |
It's okay. |
00:58:35 |
Really. |
00:58:46 |
(KISSING) |
00:58:54 |
(CAMERA CLICKING) |
00:58:56 |
JANE: What was that? |
00:58:58 |
That flash. Something flashed. |
00:59:00 |
It must have been in your mind. |
00:59:07 |
Do you remember that time |
00:59:09 |
with that frog from biology class? |
00:59:12 |
Yeah, yeah. I loaned him that frog. |
00:59:16 |
I never got it back. |
00:59:21 |
You know, |
00:59:24 |
but I had a crush on Peyton in fifth grade. |
00:59:26 |
Really? |
00:59:28 |
- Did he know? |
00:59:30 |
I had three crushes a year till eighth grade, |
00:59:35 |
- How about you, Barney? |
00:59:38 |
Who did you have a crush on? |
00:59:41 |
Oh, nobody. |
00:59:45 |
You're turning red, Barney. |
00:59:49 |
Well, I did have a crush on |
00:59:52 |
Well, did you tell her? What happened? |
00:59:55 |
She got pregnant, and they sent her away. |
00:59:59 |
No, no. |
01:00:01 |
Well, you just have to be careful, that's all. |
01:00:05 |
Yeah. |
01:00:07 |
So... |
01:00:10 |
What do you wanna do tonight? |
01:00:14 |
I don't know. |
01:00:16 |
Watch TV, mess around, |
01:00:21 |
Mess around sounds good. |
01:00:26 |
(GOT TO BELIEVE IN MAGIC PLAYING) |
01:00:37 |
That's my mom. |
01:00:41 |
I'll walk you out. |
01:00:42 |
Take me to your heart |
01:00:45 |
Show me where to start |
01:00:48 |
Let me play the part of your first love |
01:00:54 |
All the stars are right |
01:00:58 |
Every wish is ours tonight |
01:01:01 |
My love |
01:01:07 |
Pity those who wait |
01:01:10 |
Trusting love to fate |
01:01:14 |
Finding out too late that they've lost it |
01:01:20 |
Never letting go |
01:01:23 |
They will never know the ways of love |
01:01:33 |
You got to believe in magic |
01:01:36 |
Tell me how two people find each other |
01:01:41 |
In a world that's full of strangers |
01:01:43 |
Stop, stop. No. Please. |
01:01:45 |
You've got to believe in magic |
01:01:48 |
Something stronger than a moon above |
01:01:54 |
'Cause it's magic |
01:02:04 |
I may never know |
01:02:07 |
Why I need you so |
01:02:11 |
All I need to know is this feeling |
01:02:17 |
Handle it with care |
01:02:20 |
We were born to share this dream, my love |
01:02:30 |
You got to believe in magic |
01:02:33 |
Tell me how two people find each other |
01:02:38 |
In a world that's full of strangers |
01:02:42 |
You got to believe in magic |
01:02:45 |
Something stronger than the moon above |
01:02:51 |
'Cause it's magic when |
01:03:08 |
You got to believe in magic |
01:03:11 |
Tell me how two people find each other |
01:03:16 |
In a world that's full of strangers |
01:03:20 |
You got to believe in magic |
01:03:23 |
Something stronger than the moon above |
01:03:29 |
'Cause it's magic when |
01:03:34 |
Got to believe in magic |
01:03:36 |
Tell me how two people find each other |
01:03:42 |
In a world that's full of strangers |
01:03:46 |
You got to believe in magic |
01:03:49 |
Something stronger than the moon above |
01:03:56 |
'Cause it's magic when |
01:04:05 |
(BOTH LAUGHING) |
01:04:23 |
- Robert, feeling better? |
01:04:27 |
Thanks. No hard feelings, right? |
01:04:29 |
No, no hard feelings. |
01:04:31 |
In fact, if you wanna try |
01:04:34 |
we got a roulette wheel at the frat house. |
01:04:36 |
Roulette, huh? I'm sorry, Robert, |
01:04:42 |
I think you owe me a shot |
01:04:45 |
Tomorrow night. How about it? |
01:04:48 |
Well, |
01:04:50 |
I got a feeling I'm gonna be real sorry. |
01:04:54 |
- Okay, I'll be there. |
01:04:57 |
- Okay. |
01:04:58 |
Yeah, come on, let's go. |
01:05:00 |
- Jane, should we tell him about us? |
01:05:05 |
Look, whatever happened last night, |
01:05:12 |
Jane. |
01:05:15 |
That's why it was so good. |
01:05:18 |
(HONKS HORN) |
01:05:19 |
- Come on, what's the holdup? |
01:05:27 |
It's here, boss. It's here. |
01:05:29 |
Your response to your ad |
01:05:34 |
- Go on. |
01:05:38 |
- "Pink carnations at Alfredo's tonight." |
01:05:43 |
She said Alfredo's is more romantic, |
01:05:47 |
Okay, this is it. Oh, God. |
01:05:54 |
I think she's the woman |
01:05:56 |
- What do you think? |
01:06:02 |
"A casual encounter may be |
01:06:06 |
"if you don't choke." |
01:06:26 |
You know, Barney, I'm the last person |
01:06:29 |
over the senior prom, |
01:06:31 |
Yeah, neither can I. |
01:06:34 |
(HORN HONKING) |
01:06:35 |
- Hey, Barn. |
01:06:40 |
Why don't you go inside? |
01:06:42 |
Okay. |
01:06:45 |
Hey, where you been? |
01:06:47 |
I've been around. |
01:06:48 |
Hey, Peyton, I got a date for the prom. |
01:06:50 |
You and Bernadette, huh? Great. |
01:06:53 |
Now, listen, |
01:06:56 |
and they're gonna have a roulette wheel. |
01:06:57 |
I got it all figured out. You do your thing |
01:07:01 |
We'll break those idiots. |
01:07:03 |
I don't know, Peyton. I kind of wanted |
01:07:06 |
Oh, Barn, you can't pass this up. |
01:07:08 |
Look, you can go out |
01:07:11 |
- Ask her along if you want. |
01:07:32 |
A roulette wheel? Barney, I thought |
01:07:35 |
What's the big deal? |
01:07:37 |
Go ahead and use your power |
01:07:39 |
I just hope you like being Peyton's clone. |
01:07:41 |
Come on, Bernadette, |
01:07:43 |
Oh, sure, tomorrow night |
01:07:47 |
- Hey, not a bad idea. |
01:07:51 |
Think I'd rather go alone anyway. |
01:07:55 |
(ZAPPING) |
01:07:58 |
- Let me go, Barney. |
01:08:07 |
Barn, sometimes life is like an onion. |
01:08:13 |
When you peel it, it makes you cry. |
01:08:17 |
- Just leave me alone, okay? |
01:08:21 |
- Look, I'll pick you up at 8:00, okay? |
01:08:24 |
See you later. |
01:08:29 |
(SINGING) My date is a roulette wheel |
01:08:32 |
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) |
01:09:05 |
(CHUCKLING) |
01:09:10 |
(EX CLAIMS) |
01:09:16 |
Rose. |
01:09:18 |
I never dreamed it was you. |
01:09:21 |
Nor I. |
01:09:41 |
Are you... |
01:09:44 |
You are the sensual, |
01:09:47 |
witty, intense, middle-aged man |
01:09:52 |
who wants to live life to the fullest. |
01:09:56 |
And you are the affectionate, |
01:10:01 |
with an unbridled joy for living. |
01:10:03 |
Joie de vivre, I said. |
01:10:10 |
French. |
01:10:40 |
(UNZIPPING) |
01:10:41 |
(EX CLAIMS) |
01:10:43 |
Rose. Darling. |
01:10:48 |
Very nice. Thank you. |
01:10:50 |
I don't understand, sir. |
01:10:56 |
- We'd like a little more time. |
01:10:58 |
- We'd like a little more time. |
01:11:05 |
(MOANING) |
01:11:06 |
MISS BURNHART: Walter. Walter. |
01:11:11 |
(KNOCKING ON TABLE) |
01:11:13 |
Is everything all right here? |
01:11:17 |
We'd like the house... |
01:11:20 |
(STAMMERING) |
01:11:22 |
Burgundy, please. |
01:11:26 |
Yes, sir. |
01:11:47 |
PEYTON: Keep your eye on the little ball. |
01:11:49 |
- What? |
01:11:52 |
(UPBEA TMUSIC PLA YING) |
01:11:56 |
Okay, here we go. Here we go. |
01:12:00 |
Hey, glad you could make it. |
01:12:04 |
Thanks, Robert, don't mind if I do. |
01:12:13 |
Now we got it, number 29. |
01:12:17 |
They'll kill us when they find out |
01:12:20 |
We're gonna have to give up |
01:12:22 |
What are you worried about, Larry? |
01:12:26 |
Why don't you quit acting |
01:12:30 |
Here we go. New blood in here. All right. |
01:12:35 |
- How you doing? |
01:12:37 |
DEALER: Okay, let's go. |
01:12:39 |
Someone's gotta win. Let's go. |
01:12:43 |
Place your bets. |
01:12:44 |
- All right, let's try it, pal. |
01:12:46 |
Place your bets, everyone. |
01:12:47 |
Watch the ball. Watch the ball. |
01:12:54 |
Okay, here we go. Here we go. |
01:13:05 |
Eighteen black. |
01:13:06 |
- Eighteen black is the winner. |
01:13:09 |
DEALER: Sorry, you lose. |
01:13:14 |
Place your bets, everyone. Place your bets. |
01:13:16 |
Let's get some money down. Come on. |
01:13:20 |
Place your bets, everyone. |
01:13:28 |
Look at that ball bounce around. |
01:13:30 |
And it's 36... What? Make that 43 red. |
01:13:36 |
(DEALER STAMMERING) |
01:13:40 |
(ALL MURMURING) |
01:13:44 |
You're a winner. |
01:14:13 |
Let's go. Haven't we won enough? |
01:14:15 |
Barney, we're just hitting our stride. |
01:14:18 |
If we get good at this, |
01:14:20 |
We'll be set for life. |
01:14:21 |
What are you talking about? |
01:14:23 |
Oh, what I'm saying, Barney, |
01:14:26 |
There's no other way to think. |
01:14:31 |
Twenty-eight black. |
01:14:35 |
All of it. |
01:14:39 |
- I don't wanna do it anymore. |
01:14:43 |
All's I need is one more throw. |
01:14:48 |
(ZAPPING) |
01:14:58 |
(ALL SCREAM) |
01:15:00 |
I'm really sorry, Peyton. |
01:15:02 |
Hey, Wolcott, |
01:15:04 |
How the hell did that happen? |
01:15:05 |
That's what we're gonna find out. |
01:15:07 |
Look, everybody out of here. |
01:15:10 |
That wheel was rigged. |
01:15:12 |
- I don't know what you're talking about. |
01:15:16 |
- We want our money back. |
01:15:19 |
Come on, let me get him. |
01:15:20 |
(ALL CLAMORING) |
01:15:24 |
- Hey, Barney, wait. |
01:15:26 |
Hey, come on, man, |
01:15:28 |
Can't we talk about this? |
01:15:30 |
Peyton, I don't wanna talk about anything. |
01:15:41 |
Hello. This is Barney Springboro. |
01:15:51 |
Okay. Yeah, thank you. Bye. |
01:16:02 |
DEXTER: Them women are trouble. |
01:16:05 |
First come the woman |
01:16:09 |
And then the whiskey. |
01:16:50 |
Okay, move it up a little bit on the left. |
01:16:55 |
No, not quite so far. |
01:16:57 |
Now on the right just down, |
01:16:59 |
Now on the right just down, |
01:17:02 |
That's pretty good. |
01:17:07 |
No, no, no, on the left, |
01:17:10 |
Just a little bit. |
01:17:20 |
What happened to you, Barney? |
01:17:24 |
I don't know. |
01:17:32 |
- Can we talk? |
01:17:36 |
- Bernadette, I'm sorry. |
01:17:40 |
About the gambling, |
01:17:47 |
- I'm through with it. It's over. |
01:17:53 |
Bernadette, please, don't be mad at me. |
01:17:56 |
Go to the prom with me. |
01:18:04 |
I never felt this way with anyone before. |
01:18:10 |
Well, I volunteered |
01:18:13 |
- I had to get to the prom somehow. |
01:18:17 |
You can just go with me. |
01:18:19 |
Well, I have to be here really early |
01:18:23 |
- Let's just meet there, okay? |
01:18:36 |
(SNORING) |
01:18:46 |
Barney, |
01:18:48 |
Father Gallagher and Father Murray |
01:18:53 |
Well, not now, Mom, |
01:18:57 |
- Excuse me. |
01:19:01 |
What are you talking about? |
01:19:02 |
Father, let me go. Father. |
01:19:03 |
- The tranquilizers, please. |
01:19:05 |
Ma, help me... |
01:19:07 |
(GAGGING) |
01:19:10 |
(GULPS) |
01:19:12 |
- I'm gonna throw up. |
01:19:16 |
(RECITING IN LATIN) |
01:19:22 |
(ZAPPING) |
01:19:27 |
What did I tell you? |
01:19:30 |
(SOBBING) |
01:19:35 |
(RECITING IN LATIN) |
01:19:43 |
(GARGLING) |
01:19:57 |
Keep him away from me. Please. Please. |
01:20:07 |
(ZAPPING) |
01:20:12 |
(PRIESTS EX CLAIMING) |
01:20:24 |
I'm going now, Mom. |
01:20:43 |
(CHUCKLING) |
01:20:44 |
(RECITING IN LATIN) |
01:20:59 |
- Oh, hello, Fathers. |
01:21:02 |
(STAR SPANGLED BABYPLAYING) |
01:21:14 |
She's a star spangled baby |
01:21:18 |
From New York to L.A. |
01:21:22 |
Dallas to Chicago |
01:21:28 |
Star spangled baby |
01:21:31 |
She's a belle of New Orleans |
01:21:35 |
A blue-jeaned American beauty |
01:21:38 |
Bursting at the seams |
01:21:43 |
She's just seventeen |
01:21:47 |
America 's queen |
01:21:50 |
She's just seventeen |
01:21:52 |
She's just seventeen |
01:21:54 |
She's just seventeen |
01:21:56 |
(ALL CHEERING) |
01:22:05 |
Okay, okay, seniors, |
01:22:09 |
I have a very important introduction |
01:22:12 |
Your class president, |
01:22:16 |
who is the prom king and queen. |
01:22:20 |
You know, Walt, looking at |
01:22:23 |
kind of old and ugly, |
01:22:26 |
Ain't this a bitch? Look who's talking. |
01:22:32 |
Welcome, seniors, |
01:22:35 |
(ALL CHEERING WILDLY) |
01:22:41 |
This year's prom queen is Jane Mitchell. |
01:22:45 |
(ALL CHEERING) |
01:22:55 |
Congratulations, Jane. |
01:22:58 |
- Congratulations. |
01:23:14 |
This year's prom king is Peyton Nichols. |
01:23:19 |
(ALL CHEERING) |
01:23:29 |
- Congratulations, Peyton. |
01:23:35 |
I'd just like to say it's been a great year. |
01:23:43 |
Okay, let's get on with it. |
01:23:46 |
The king and queen will lead us |
01:23:51 |
Let's everybody have a good time! |
01:24:05 |
(KING AND QUEEN OF HEARTS PLAYING) |
01:24:22 |
We're the king and queen of hearts |
01:24:26 |
Hold me when the music starts |
01:24:30 |
All my dreams come true |
01:24:34 |
When I dance with you |
01:24:40 |
Promise me you're mine tonight |
01:24:44 |
I won't wait in line tonight |
01:24:48 |
While the lights are low |
01:24:52 |
I'll never let you go |
01:24:58 |
Did I dream that we danced forever? |
01:25:02 |
In a wish that we made together |
01:25:07 |
On a night that I prayed would never end |
01:25:14 |
You know it's not my imagination |
01:25:19 |
Or the part of the orchestration |
01:25:23 |
Love was here at the coronation |
01:25:27 |
I'm the king and you're the queen of hearts |
01:25:35 |
Time will pass and tears will fall |
01:25:39 |
But someday we'll both recall |
01:25:41 |
But someday we'll both recall |
01:25:43 |
Moments made of these |
01:25:47 |
Golden memories |
01:26:04 |
- You look really pretty. |
01:26:12 |
Oh. |
01:26:14 |
- I brought this for you. It's one of mine. |
01:26:18 |
Oh, I love it, Barney. |
01:26:20 |
- Can you pin it on me? |
01:26:24 |
Thanks. |
01:26:31 |
- Do you wanna dance? |
01:26:35 |
Don't be chicken, Barney. |
01:26:37 |
- I don't know how. |
01:26:44 |
Come on. |
01:26:47 |
In a wish that we made together |
01:26:51 |
On a night that I prayed would never end |
01:26:59 |
You know it's not my imagination |
01:27:03 |
Or a part of the orchestration |
01:27:07 |
Love was here at the coronation |
01:27:11 |
I'm the king and you're the queen of hearts |
01:27:36 |
(ALL CHEERING) |
01:27:44 |
Now that wasn't so bad, |
01:27:48 |
Hey, you two are looking great. I mean it. |
01:27:51 |
- You're a handsome devil, Barn. |
01:27:55 |
- You look pretty good, too. |
01:27:59 |
- Excuse me for a minute. |
01:28:02 |
Everything's patched up |
01:28:04 |
You got nothing to worry about. |
01:28:08 |
- Here, Barn. |
01:28:11 |
Airline tickets. |
01:28:12 |
Look, last night was kid's stuff. |
01:28:15 |
Big time, Las Vegas. |
01:28:19 |
- Is this a joke? |
01:28:22 |
No way, Peyton, forget it. |
01:28:26 |
It was worth a try. |
01:28:28 |
(UPBEA TPOPMUSIC PLA YING) |
01:28:32 |
Well, well, would you two like |
01:28:35 |
Plenty of punch left |
01:28:38 |
Looks like you've had your share. |
01:28:40 |
Oh, I've had a little, |
01:28:44 |
I've had just about enough of you, buddy. |
01:28:48 |
- Last night. |
01:28:51 |
Look, I wanna be pals, okay? |
01:28:53 |
I brought you something. |
01:28:58 |
I'm really not such a bad guy. |
01:29:00 |
And just to show you |
01:29:03 |
I want you to have this. |
01:29:05 |
It's from my personal collection. |
01:29:09 |
Holy shit. |
01:29:12 |
A portrait of the queen. |
01:29:15 |
One of 500. |
01:29:21 |
(GIRLS EX CLAIMING) |
01:29:28 |
(ZAPPING) |
01:29:31 |
(JANE SHRIEKING) |
01:29:32 |
(ALL LAUGHING) |
01:29:38 |
Thanks, Barn, I knew you were a pal. |
01:29:45 |
(ZAPPING) |
01:29:48 |
(ZAPPING) |
01:29:49 |
(EX CLAIMING) |
01:29:52 |
(ALL LAUGHING) |
01:29:57 |
Barn, I just wanted to say |
01:30:01 |
I'll forget I even had the idea, okay? |
01:30:04 |
Put her there, pal. |
01:30:11 |
(EX CLAIMS) |
01:30:14 |
(LAUGHING) |
01:30:28 |
(SHRIEKING) |
01:30:36 |
Jane. |
01:30:44 |
(ZAPPING) |
01:30:46 |
(WIND HOWLING) |
01:30:48 |
(GIRLS SCREAMING) |
01:30:50 |
(ALL CLAMORING) |
01:30:56 |
Barney, what are you doing? |
01:30:58 |
(ZAPPING) |
01:30:59 |
(UPBEA TROCKMUSIC PLA YING) |
01:31:07 |
(ZAPPING) |
01:31:09 |
(MURMURING) |
01:31:11 |
(LAUGHING) |
01:31:12 |
(ZAPPING) |
01:31:15 |
(ZAPPING) |
01:31:28 |
Barney! |
01:31:44 |
(ZAPPING) |
01:31:55 |
(LAUGHING) |
01:32:02 |
(GIRL SCREAMING) |
01:32:10 |
(GASPING) |
01:32:13 |
DEXTER: At it again. |
01:32:17 |
(LAUGHING) |
01:32:19 |
This way, Rose. |
01:32:29 |
(GASPS) |
01:32:30 |
Oh, no, you don't. You son of a bitch. |
01:32:40 |
Barney, don't you think enough is enough? |
01:32:45 |
Let's get out of here. |
01:33:09 |
Barney. |
01:33:15 |
Are you all right, buddy? |
01:33:18 |
(SIGHS) |
01:33:22 |
Oh, this power is more trouble |
01:33:24 |
Try lifting your head up. Are you in pain? |
01:33:30 |
Something happened. |
01:33:33 |
My head is tingling. |
01:33:43 |
- I've lost it. |
01:33:46 |
The power. I've lost it. |
01:33:49 |
Wow, hitting your head |
01:33:53 |
must have shifted things back to normal. |
01:33:56 |
Well, at least you weren't hurt. |
01:33:59 |
I knew it was too good to last. |
01:34:03 |
(COUPLE EX CLAIMING) |
01:34:04 |
I'll see you, Bernadette. |
01:34:05 |
- I'll keep in touch. |
01:34:10 |
(SIGHS) |
01:34:13 |
I guess this kind of messes up |
01:34:16 |
Guess it kind of does. |
01:34:19 |
Well, no more exploding clothes |
01:34:23 |
You'll just have to do it |
01:34:27 |
(READ Y OR NOTPLAYING) |
01:34:30 |
(SNEEZES) |
01:34:32 |
(ZAPPING) |
01:34:34 |
Oh, thank you. |
01:34:49 |
- Bernadette. |
01:34:50 |
- Can I give you a lift home? |
01:34:54 |
What are you doing? |
01:34:58 |
Barney? |
01:34:59 |
*** ^^^ THE END ^^^ *** |
01:35:02 |
Someone's playing tricks on me |
01:35:05 |
Where's that quiet kid I used to be? |
01:35:09 |
Not long ago |
01:35:11 |
The one I used to know |
01:35:15 |
Suddenly I feel so strange |
01:35:17 |
Magically my whole life has been changed |
01:35:21 |
Turned inside out |
01:35:24 |
It makes me want to shout |
01:35:27 |
Here I am, take a look at me |
01:35:30 |
I'm high as a kite and I'm twice as free |
01:35:32 |
Like a dream that was meant to be |
01:35:35 |
This time it's mine |
01:35:37 |
And I'm not running away like I did before |
01:35:40 |
I'm not gonna hide from it anymore |
01:35:42 |
Gonna find what I'm looking for |
01:35:45 |
This time it's mine |
01:35:47 |
Now that I've got my shot |
01:35:49 |
And I'm coming to get what |
01:35:58 |
I was playing hide-and-seek |
01:36:00 |
Staying out of sight |
01:36:03 |
Till your love discovered me |
01:36:05 |
I was blinded by the light |
01:36:08 |
Now I see the light |
01:36:12 |
Here I am, take a look at me |
01:36:15 |
I'm high as a kite and I'm twice as free |
01:36:18 |
Like a dream that was meant to be |
01:36:20 |
This time it's mine |
01:36:22 |
And I'm not running away like I did before |
01:36:25 |
I'm not gonna hide from it anymore |
01:36:28 |
Gonna find what I'm looking for |
01:36:30 |
This time it's mine |
01:36:32 |
Now that I got my shot |
01:36:35 |
And I'm coming to get what |
01:36:40 |
I'm coming to get what |
01:36:58 |
Here I am, take a look at me |
01:37:01 |
I'm high as a kite and I'm twice as free |
01:37:03 |
Like a dream that was meant to be |
01:37:06 |
This time it's mine |
01:37:08 |
And I'm not running away like I did before |
01:37:11 |
I'm not gonna hide from it anymore |
01:37:13 |
Gonna find what I'm looking for |
01:37:16 |
This time it's mine |
01:37:18 |
Now that I got my shot |
01:37:20 |
And I'm coming to get what |
01:37:25 |
Here I am, take a look at me |
01:37:28 |
I'm high as a kite and I'm twice as free |
01:37:31 |
Like a dream that was meant to be |
01:37:33 |
This time it's mine |
01:37:35 |
Now that I got my shot |
01:37:38 |
And I'm coming to get what |
01:37:43 |
I'm coming to get what you |
01:38:04 |
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