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Batman Forever
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Can I persuade you to take a sandwich? |
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I'II get drive-through. |
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You're counting on the Winged Avenger |
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...aren't you, my friend? |
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Are you going to kiII me? |
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Maybe, maybe not. |
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Are you a gambIing man? |
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Let's say we fIip for it? |
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One man is born a hero, |
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Babies starve, poIiticians grow fat... |
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...hoIy men are martyred, |
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Why? |
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Why, why, why, why, why? |
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Luck! |
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BIind, stupid, simpIe, doo-dah... |
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...cIueIess Iuck! |
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The random toss... |
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...is the onIy true justice. |
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Let's see what justice has in store... |
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...for you. |
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It's Iike the touch of God. |
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Wait, wait, wait. |
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Fortune smiIes. |
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In your case, beer and pizza. |
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Out of here, guys! |
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-But you said you'd Iet me Iive! |
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And so you shaII! Nothing's better |
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Hot entrance. |
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Two-Face? |
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Two guards are dead. |
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He's hoIding a third hostage. |
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We shouId have. |
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The Second Bank of Gotham-- |
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Second anniversary |
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How couId he resist? |
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I'm Chase Meridian. |
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I asked her to come here to consuIt |
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AbnormaI psychoIogy, |
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InsightfuI. |
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Naive, but insightfuI. |
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I'm fIattered. Not every girI |
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Can we reason with him? |
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-He's got innocent peopIe up there. |
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-He'II sIaughter them without a thought. |
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A trauma powerfuI enough to create |
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In a worId where normaI ruIes |
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ExactIy. |
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Like you. |
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I couId write a heII of a paper on a man |
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Bats aren't rodents, Dr. Meridian. |
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ReaIIy? I didn't know that. |
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You are interesting. |
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And caII me Chase. |
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By the way, do you have a first name, |
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Let's start this party with a bang! |
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Very punctuaI, even for his own funeraI. |
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KiII the Bat! |
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BIast him! |
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Open sesame. |
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It's a trap! |
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Attention citizens of fair Gotham! |
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When we open that safe, |
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Enough cash to rain down upon |
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And, of course... |
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...you, my boy, dead! |
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It's boiIing acid! |
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For your dying pleasure, we are serving |
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No! |
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-HoId on. |
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HauI away! |
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Yes! HauI away! |
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-Give me your hand. |
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I must borrow this. |
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That's my hearing aid! |
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Thanks. |
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Wow! My shoes are meIting! |
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No more! |
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Hang on. |
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Hang on? |
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Get him down. |
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Get him down. |
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Take it easy with him. |
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You'II be aII right. Just stay caIm. |
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This'II fix him! |
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Hang on, Batty! |
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Let's see. |
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Yes! |
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! |
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FareweII forever to that... |
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...pointy-eared night rat! |
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Face! |
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You need heIp. Give it up. |
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Have the good taste to die! |
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See you! |
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Despite a valiant effort |
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...Harvey Two-Face is still at large |
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In other news today... |
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...billionaire Bruce Wayne extended |
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...to the employees of the successful |
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Mr. Wayne. |
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Your inspections are |
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Oh, my God, it's him. |
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I am a winner. I am a winner. |
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I am a winner. |
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I am a winner. |
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Bioremediation. AIternative fueI. |
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Mr. Wayne, Iook at that time. |
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Perhaps we shouId get to R & D |
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Mister...? |
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Oh, Bruce Wayne. |
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No, that's my name. And you are? |
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Nygma. |
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Edward. |
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Edward Nygma. You hired me personaIIy. |
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Just Iike I teII everyone. |
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We've never actuaIIy met, but your name |
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I need that hand back. |
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Oh, yes, of course. |
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I'm sorry. |
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It's just that... |
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...you're my idoI. |
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Back to work. |
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And some peopIe have been trying |
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Back to work. |
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It's okay. |
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What's on your mind? |
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PreciseIy. |
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What's on aII our minds? |
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Brain waves. |
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The future... |
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...of Wayne Enterprises... |
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...is brain waves. |
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I must apoIogize, Mr. Wayne. |
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-I terminated his project today. |
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I have it! |
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My invention... |
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...beams any TV signaI directIy |
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By stimuIating neurons, |
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...this device makes the audience |
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Why be brutaIized by an uncaring worId? |
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Did you say ''manipuIating brain waves''? |
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Yes. |
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But... |
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...someone Iike you wouId never need it. |
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Someone so... |
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...inteIIigent, witty and... |
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...charming. |
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I need a bit of additionaI funding |
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Now, Iisten... |
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...I want a fuII set of technicaI schematics |
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We'II be fuII partners in this, Bruce. |
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Look at us! Two of a kind! |
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You caII my assistant, Margaret. |
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That's not... |
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...going to be good for me. |
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I need an answer now. |
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I think I deserve it. |
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I'm sorry, then the answer is no. |
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Tampering with peopIe's brain waves... |
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...mind manipuIation... |
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...it just raises too many questions. |
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Sorry. |
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Thanks, keep up the good work. |
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AII right, everyone! |
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Back to work! |
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We'II discuss this Iater! |
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You were supposed to understand. |
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I'II make you understand. |
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Lock. |
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Chair. |
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I saw the signal. |
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All is ready. |
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Commissioner? |
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He's at home. |
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I sent the signaI. |
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What's wrong? |
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Last night at the bank I noticed |
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His coin. |
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It's his AchiIIes' heeI. |
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It can be expIoited. |
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I know. |
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You caIIed me for this? |
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The BatsignaI is not a beeper. |
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I wish I couId say that my interest |
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...pureIy professionaI. |
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Are you trying to get under my cape? |
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A girI can't Iive by psychoses aIone. |
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It's the car, right? Chicks Iove it. |
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What is it about the wrong kind of man? |
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In grade schooI: guys with earrings. |
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CoIIege: motorcycIes, Ieather jackets. |
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Now... |
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...bIack rubber. |
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Try a fireman. Less to take off. |
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I don't mind the work. |
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We aII wear masks. |
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My Iife's an open book. You read? |
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I don't bIend in at a famiIy picnic. |
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We couId give it a try. I'II bring the wine... |
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...you bring your scarred psyche. |
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Direct, aren't you? |
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You Iike strong women. |
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I've done my homework. |
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Or do I need skintight vinyI and a whip? |
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I haven't had much Iuck with women. |
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Maybe you just haven't met |
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I saw the signaI. |
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-What's going on? |
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FaIse aIarm. |
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Are you sure? |
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Women. |
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Now I've got it! |
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''Too many questions. |
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''Too many....'' |
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I'II show you it works! |
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What the heII is going on here? |
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I toId you this project is terminated! |
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Caffeine wiII kiII you! |
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Rise and shine, IittIe guinea pig. |
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What are you doing? |
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Untie me! |
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This won't hurt. |
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At Ieast, I don't think it wiII. |
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What are you doing? |
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You touch that switch and-- |
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This? |
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Losing resoIution. |
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More power! |
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Edward Nygma... |
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...come on down! |
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You're the next contestant on... |
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...Brain Drain! |
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I'II take what's inside |
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What have we got for him? |
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Oh, StickIey, I'm having a breakthrough! |
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And a breakdown? Maybe! |
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NevertheIess, I'm smarter. I'm a genius. |
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No, severaI geniuses. |
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A gaggIe, a swarm... |
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...a fIock of freaking Freuds! |
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RiddIe me this, Fred. |
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What is everything to someone... |
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...and nothing to everyone eIse? |
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Your mind, baby! |
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Now mine pumps with the power of yours! |
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''I'm sucking up your IQ |
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''Vacuuming your cortex |
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''Feeding off your brain'' |
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What a rush! |
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What the heII just happened? |
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A very surprising side effect. |
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WhiIe you were mesmerized |
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...I utiIized your neuraI energy |
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Bruce Wayne was right! |
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You demented, bizarre, unethicaI toad! |
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It is brain manipuIation! |
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I'm reporting you to the FCC! |
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The human experimentation board! |
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And the poIice! |
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You are going up on charges... |
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...to court, to jaiI... |
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...and then to a mentaI institution |
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But, first and foremost, |
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Do you hear me? Fired! |
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I don't think so. |
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HeIp! |
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Hang on! |
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Babe! |
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You are fired! |
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Or shouId I say... |
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...terminated? |
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Surf's up, Big Kahuna! |
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Nice form, but rough on the Ianding. |
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He may have to settIe for the Bronze. |
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''Questions,'' Mr. Wayne? |
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My work raises too many questions? |
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Why hasn't anybody... |
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...put you in your place? |
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Harvey Dent, |
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...was horribly scarred |
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Although Batman tried to save him... |
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...Dent's left-brain damage |
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...who blamed Batman |
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Harvey Two-Face is extremely dangerous, |
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That was the Commissioner. |
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There's been an accident |
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HorribIe way to die. |
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The surveiIIance cameras are down here. |
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We'II dredge the river, but with |
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Why? |
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Oh, why? |
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I just can't beIieve it. |
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Two years working in the same office. |
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He was Iike my father... |
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...my brother... |
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...or a cousin that visits a Iot. |
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Get a grip, Edward. |
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I found this in my cubicIe. |
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You'II find the handwriting matches his, |
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I couIdn't possibIy continue on here. |
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The memories.... |
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This is Iast night's security Iog. |
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There's StickIey. |
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Pretty cut and dry. |
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Yes, definiteIy suicide. |
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Thanks very much for your heIp, Bruce. |
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StickIey's suicide doesn't make sense. |
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Suicide's not covered |
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I know. FuII benefits. |
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Gossip Gerty caIIed 32 times. |
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I'II Iet you know. What's this? |
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I don't know. |
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I didn't see anyone. |
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''If you Iook at the numbers on my face... |
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''...you won't find 13 anypIace.'' |
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That's hideous. |
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What does it mean? |
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It's a riddIe. |
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''Numbers on my face...13.'' |
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One through tweIve. |
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The answer is a cIock. |
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Who wouId send you a riddIe? |
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That, Maggie... |
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...is the riddIe. |
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Guess what I did today? |
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Wayne Manor. |
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See you soon. |
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Dr. Meridian, pIease. Thank you. |
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I...guess I'm earIy. |
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I have an appointment. |
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I'm Bruce Wayne. |
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Good. |
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Then you can afford to buy me a new door. |
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I'm sorry. |
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You...sounded Iike you were in... |
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...you know, troubIe. |
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I prefer heaIthy expressions of vioIence |
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So... |
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...how can I heIp you? |
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Someone's been sending me Iove Ietters. |
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One at my office and one at my home. |
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Commissioner Gordon thought |
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A cIock. |
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CIock. |
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''Tear one off and scratch my head. |
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''What once was red is bIack instead.'' |
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A match. |
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My opinion: this Ietter writer is a wacko. |
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''Wacko?'' |
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Is that a technicaI term? |
| 00:30:09 |
Patient may suffer from obsession... |
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...with potentiaI homicidaI tendencies. |
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So, what you're saying is... |
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...this guy's a totaI wacko. |
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ExactIy. |
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He's obsessed with you. |
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His onIy escape may be |
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To kiII me. |
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I think you understand obsession |
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You Iike bats? |
| 00:30:39 |
That's a Rorschach, Mr. Wayne. |
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An inkbIot. |
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PeopIe see what they want. |
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The question is: do you Iike bats? |
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StiII pIaying with doIIs? |
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She's a MaIaysian dream warden. |
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Some cuItures beIieve she protects you |
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It's siIIy to you, I'm sure. |
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You Iook so sad. |
| 00:31:09 |
Do you need one? |
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Me? No. Why wouId I? |
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You're not exactIy what you seem, |
| 00:31:19 |
What is it you reaIIy came here for? |
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Yikes, time's up. |
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That's usuaIIy my Iine. |
| 00:31:29 |
I'd Iove to stay here chatting-- |
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WouId you? |
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I'm not so sure. |
| 00:31:36 |
I must get you out of those cIothes. |
| 00:31:39 |
Excuse me? |
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And into a bIack dress. |
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TeII me, Doctor, do you Iike the circus? |
| 00:32:03 |
Ladies and gentlemen... |
| 00:32:06 |
...boys and girls of all ages... |
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...welcome to the greatest show on earth! |
| 00:32:11 |
Who is this beautifuI young woman |
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Dr. Chase Meridian. |
| 00:32:15 |
A doctor? |
| 00:32:16 |
What kind of doctor? |
| 00:32:18 |
...for Gotham Children's Hospital. |
| 00:32:20 |
Let's thank our largest single donor: |
| 00:32:24 |
Bruce Wayne! |
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Ladies and gentlemen... |
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...70 feet above the ground... |
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...performing feats |
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...the Flying Graysons! |
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Listen... |
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...I'm going rock cIimbing this weekend. |
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I'd Iike to. |
| 00:33:38 |
I Iove cIimbing. I reaIIy Iove it. |
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But? |
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I've met someone. |
| 00:33:45 |
That's fast work. You just moved here. |
| 00:33:47 |
You couId say he just... |
| 00:33:49 |
...dropped out of the sky and... |
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...bang! |
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I think he feIt it too. |
| 00:33:56 |
He sure did. |
| 00:33:57 |
What? |
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Who wouIdn't? |
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Now... |
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...Richard... |
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...the youngest Flying Grayson... |
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...will perform the awe-inspiring... |
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...death drop... |
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...without the safety... |
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...of a net! |
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Let's go. |
| 00:34:37 |
You'II be okay. |
| 00:35:12 |
Ladies... |
| 00:35:14 |
...and gentlemen! |
| 00:35:16 |
Now, the new management |
| 00:35:20 |
...this good, wholesome fun... |
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...and join us in a celebration |
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...and true jesters! |
| 00:35:28 |
Bring it on! |
| 00:35:30 |
Now! |
| 00:35:42 |
Tonight, a new act for your... |
| 00:35:44 |
...personal amazement. |
| 00:35:50 |
Let us direct your attention to the ring. |
| 00:35:53 |
Inside this harmless-looking orb are two... |
| 00:35:57 |
...that's two hundred sticks of TNT. |
| 00:36:00 |
And in our innocent hand... |
| 00:36:03 |
...a radio detonator. |
| 00:36:05 |
What do you want? |
| 00:36:07 |
Want, Mr. Mayor? |
| 00:36:09 |
One simple thing: Batman. |
| 00:36:11 |
Bruised, broken, bleeding... |
| 00:36:13 |
...in a word: dead! |
| 00:36:19 |
Batman. |
| 00:36:20 |
Who do we have before us? |
| 00:36:22 |
Gotham's finest... |
| 00:36:24 |
...well-to-do... |
| 00:36:25 |
...influential. |
| 00:36:26 |
Surely one of you knows who Batman is. |
| 00:36:29 |
Hell, odds are one of you pasty-faced twits |
| 00:36:33 |
You have two minutes. |
| 00:36:41 |
Harvey! |
| 00:36:43 |
I'm Batman! |
| 00:37:03 |
We can stop them. |
| 00:37:04 |
Go out on the rigging. |
| 00:37:05 |
Be carefuI. |
| 00:37:06 |
Don't worry. |
| 00:37:25 |
Go to work, boys! |
| 00:37:47 |
Our kind of day. |
| 00:37:58 |
Reach for it! Stop it! |
| 00:38:05 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:39:43 |
It's good you took him in. |
| 00:39:46 |
He's fiIIed out papers aII day. |
| 00:40:01 |
WeIcome, Master Grayson. |
| 00:40:03 |
I'm AIfred. |
| 00:40:04 |
How're you doing, AI? |
| 00:40:07 |
There's a room prepared for you. |
| 00:40:14 |
Okay, I'm out of here. |
| 00:40:17 |
Excuse me? |
| 00:40:18 |
TeIIing that cop I'd stay here... |
| 00:40:21 |
...saved me a Iot |
| 00:40:24 |
So, no offense, but no thanks. See you. |
| 00:40:27 |
Take it easy. |
| 00:40:39 |
Where wiII you go? The circus |
| 00:40:43 |
Get a fix on Two-Face. |
| 00:40:45 |
Then I'II kiII him. |
| 00:40:47 |
KiIIing Two-Face won't take the pain away. |
| 00:40:50 |
It'II make it worse. |
| 00:40:51 |
Spare me the sermons, aII right? |
| 00:40:54 |
I don't need your advice or your charity. |
| 00:40:58 |
Nice bike. |
| 00:40:59 |
Hang out at a Iot of biker bars? |
| 00:41:04 |
You're aImost on empty. |
| 00:41:06 |
FiII it up in the garage. |
| 00:41:17 |
The pump's over here. |
| 00:41:19 |
Is this a garage or a car museum, Bruce? |
| 00:41:30 |
That's a 191 7 HarIey. |
| 00:41:31 |
Yep. |
| 00:41:33 |
Indian CIassic, fuIIy restored. |
| 00:41:36 |
This is a Vincent BIack Knight. |
| 00:41:38 |
They onIy made a hundred. |
| 00:41:40 |
A hundred and one, actuaIIy. |
| 00:41:43 |
You've got two. |
| 00:41:45 |
That one doesn't run. |
| 00:41:47 |
The throttIe sticks on this one. |
| 00:41:49 |
AIfred's a good mechanic, but... |
| 00:41:52 |
...these need a Iot of work. |
| 00:41:54 |
If someone were to fix them up... |
| 00:41:56 |
...they couId keep one. |
| 00:41:59 |
Anyway... |
| 00:42:01 |
...have a nice trip. |
| 00:42:03 |
You'II Iand on your feet. |
| 00:42:08 |
Is the young master Ieaving? |
| 00:42:10 |
Pity. |
| 00:42:12 |
I'II just toss this away then. |
| 00:42:19 |
Hey, AI, wait up. |
| 00:44:09 |
Master Bruce? |
| 00:44:16 |
Just Iike my parents. |
| 00:44:18 |
It's happening again. |
| 00:44:21 |
A monster comes out of the night, |
| 00:44:26 |
I kiIIed them. |
| 00:44:28 |
What did you say? |
| 00:44:30 |
He kiIIed them. |
| 00:44:31 |
Two-Face. |
| 00:44:32 |
He sIaughtered that boy's parents. |
| 00:44:35 |
No, no. |
| 00:44:36 |
You said, ''I kiIIed them.'' |
| 00:44:50 |
Take care of the kid. |
| 00:44:52 |
CertainIy, sir. |
| 00:45:01 |
Can I heIp you settIe in, Master Grayson? |
| 00:45:05 |
No. |
| 00:45:06 |
Thanks, I won't be staying Iong. |
| 00:45:11 |
Is this a robin? |
| 00:45:16 |
My brother's wire broke once |
| 00:45:21 |
My father said I was his hero. |
| 00:45:24 |
I fIew in Iike a robin. |
| 00:45:28 |
Some hero I turned out to be. |
| 00:45:31 |
But your father was right. |
| 00:45:34 |
You are a hero. I can teII. |
| 00:45:43 |
Throw this away, wiII you? |
| 00:45:48 |
I think I'II just put it in here. |
| 00:45:57 |
Broken wings mend in time. |
| 00:46:00 |
One day Robin wiII fIy again. |
| 00:46:03 |
I promise. |
| 00:47:24 |
We'II drive. |
| 00:48:55 |
The PuzzIer? |
| 00:49:00 |
The Gamester? |
| 00:49:08 |
Captain KiII? |
| 00:49:14 |
Question Mark Man? |
| 00:49:33 |
Thank you. Thank you so much. |
| 00:49:48 |
The Bat's stubborn refusaI to expire... |
| 00:49:53 |
...is driving us insane! |
| 00:49:58 |
Don't worry, baby. |
| 00:50:01 |
You'II kiII him soon. |
| 00:50:07 |
Besides... |
| 00:50:09 |
...I made your favorite: |
| 00:50:11 |
SparkIing champagne and... |
| 00:50:13 |
...yummy poached saImon |
| 00:50:18 |
...a creamy... |
| 00:50:19 |
...dreamy... |
| 00:50:21 |
...Iemon souffIè. |
| 00:50:23 |
No, I made your favorite: |
| 00:50:25 |
A charred heart of bIack boar... |
| 00:50:28 |
...a side of raw donkey meat... |
| 00:50:31 |
...and a Sterno and grain aIcohoI, |
| 00:50:36 |
Perfect! |
| 00:50:38 |
Ladies, you spoiI us! |
| 00:50:39 |
We're of two minds about what to eat first. |
| 00:50:43 |
What? |
| 00:50:44 |
I hope you made extra. |
| 00:50:46 |
Who the heII are you? |
| 00:50:49 |
Just a friend. |
| 00:50:50 |
But you can caII me... |
| 00:50:53 |
...The RiddIer. |
| 00:50:56 |
I'II caII you dead, is more Iike it! |
| 00:51:00 |
But then if I taIked, what wouId keep you |
| 00:51:05 |
That's never going to heaI |
| 00:51:10 |
Let's see if you bIeed green. |
| 00:51:13 |
It's not me you want to kiII. |
| 00:51:16 |
That's just too easy for someone |
| 00:51:20 |
...you. |
| 00:51:22 |
But Batman... |
| 00:51:25 |
...there's a chaIIenge. |
| 00:51:27 |
KiII the Bat! Sounds Iike a good idea. |
| 00:51:30 |
But have you thought it through? A few |
| 00:51:36 |
Wet hands. |
| 00:51:38 |
Post-homicidaI depression. |
| 00:51:44 |
Why not humiIiate him first? |
| 00:51:46 |
Yeah. |
| 00:51:47 |
Expose his fraiIties. Then, when he is |
| 00:51:50 |
...crush him! |
| 00:51:54 |
I see that... |
| 00:51:56 |
...sparkIe in your Ieft eye. |
| 00:51:59 |
I can heIp you get Batman. |
| 00:52:04 |
That is, if you'II... |
| 00:52:06 |
...spare my Iife for just a few moments. |
| 00:52:20 |
Thank you. |
| 00:52:22 |
I Iove what you've done with this pIace. |
| 00:52:28 |
BeautifuI. |
| 00:52:29 |
It's so dark and Gothic and... |
| 00:52:32 |
...disgustingIy decadent. |
| 00:52:35 |
Yet so bright and chipper and... |
| 00:52:40 |
...conservative. |
| 00:52:45 |
It's so you! |
| 00:52:47 |
And yet, so you! |
| 00:52:51 |
Very few peopIe are both a summer |
| 00:52:56 |
...but you puII it off niceIy. |
| 00:53:00 |
What's the point? |
| 00:53:03 |
Has anyone ever toId you, you have |
| 00:53:09 |
This is the point. |
| 00:53:22 |
This is how I found you. |
| 00:53:25 |
Let me demonstrate. |
| 00:53:32 |
This is your brain on The Box. |
| 00:53:35 |
This is my brain on The Box. |
| 00:53:37 |
Does anyone eIse feeI Iike a fried egg? |
| 00:53:39 |
I'II have more. |
| 00:53:41 |
There's more. But onIy the first one's free. |
| 00:53:45 |
Here's the bargain: |
| 00:53:47 |
You'II heIp me steaI production capitaI... |
| 00:53:49 |
...so I can put a Box on every TV in town... |
| 00:53:52 |
...and become Gotham's cIeverest, |
| 00:53:57 |
And in return.... |
| 00:54:01 |
Is everybody paying attention? |
| 00:54:03 |
I wiII heIp you soIve the greatest riddIe |
| 00:54:06 |
The mother of aII riddIes: |
| 00:54:09 |
Who is... |
| 00:54:11 |
...Batman? |
| 00:54:14 |
You broke into our hideout. |
| 00:54:17 |
You vioIated the sanctity of our Iair. |
| 00:54:19 |
We shouId crush your bones into powder. |
| 00:54:22 |
But you pose an interesting proposition. |
| 00:54:24 |
Therefore, heads: we accept, |
| 00:54:43 |
Here's a good one. |
| 00:54:45 |
No, no, no! |
| 00:54:47 |
There is a good one. |
| 00:54:50 |
-Leave that. I'II attend to it. |
| 00:55:18 |
Don't shoot me! |
| 00:55:20 |
Don't eyebaII me! Give me that! |
| 00:55:25 |
Two-Face, show me how to punch a guy! |
| 00:55:28 |
It's dead simpIe, my boy. |
| 00:55:31 |
...and assert yourseIf. |
| 00:55:34 |
That Iooks fun. Let me try. |
| 00:55:37 |
BaII up the fist, reach way back... |
| 00:55:45 |
One hundred thousand, |
| 00:55:49 |
One hundred and.... |
| 00:55:50 |
I Iost count! |
| 00:55:53 |
Last night another robbery, |
| 00:55:58 |
...resulting in millions in diamonds stolen, |
| 00:56:01 |
Teamed with Two-Face, |
| 00:56:04 |
...of marking his crimes with puzzles |
| 00:56:09 |
ApparentIy, you and Batman |
| 00:56:13 |
That was with the morning maiI. |
| 00:56:17 |
''The eight of us go forth, not back. |
| 00:56:18 |
''To protect our king from the foe's attack.'' |
| 00:56:22 |
Chess pawns. |
| 00:56:23 |
CIock. |
| 00:56:25 |
Matches. |
| 00:56:25 |
AII physicaI, man-made objects. |
| 00:56:27 |
SmaII in size, Iight in weight. |
| 00:56:29 |
What's the connection? |
| 00:56:31 |
With aII due respect, |
| 00:56:37 |
May I heIp you? |
| 00:56:39 |
Why is this the onIy Iocked door? |
| 00:56:42 |
What's back there? |
| 00:56:43 |
Master Wayne's dead wives. |
| 00:56:47 |
The siIver cIoset. On your way. |
| 00:56:52 |
Now, you can be part of the action! |
| 00:56:57 |
Nygma Tech brings the joy |
| 00:57:01 |
Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you... |
| 00:57:04 |
...my vision. |
| 00:57:07 |
The Box in every home in America... |
| 00:57:10 |
...and one day, the world! |
| 00:57:12 |
In local news, Edward Nygma's 3-D Box... |
| 00:57:15 |
...has become the rage of Gotham. |
| 00:57:17 |
Rioting occurred last night |
| 00:57:22 |
There is hardly a home |
| 00:57:26 |
Critics claim The Box turns Gothamites |
| 00:57:29 |
But Edward Nygma just shrugs. |
| 00:57:31 |
''That's what they said |
| 00:58:15 |
Master Dick! |
| 00:58:18 |
Up here. |
| 00:58:20 |
Just checking, young sir. |
| 00:58:50 |
Intruder alert. Intruder alert. |
| 00:59:19 |
I have something for you. It's on the tabIe. |
| 00:59:23 |
I hope you Iike it. |
| 00:59:34 |
CaII it cIinicaI intuition. |
| 00:59:37 |
I thought your dreams needed changing. |
| 00:59:43 |
My parents were murdered before me... |
| 00:59:45 |
...when I was a kid. |
| 00:59:50 |
I don't... |
| 00:59:51 |
...remember a Iot of what happened, but... |
| 00:59:56 |
...what I do comes to me in my dreams. |
| 01:00:00 |
There's a new eIement now, though, |
| 01:00:04 |
It's a red Ieather book. |
| 01:00:07 |
Something eIse.... |
| 01:00:09 |
My dreams come to me |
| 01:00:13 |
Bruce, you're describing |
| 01:00:16 |
Images of a forgotten pain |
| 01:00:23 |
I'II be right back. |
| 00:00:11 |
You were so young when it happened. |
| 00:00:15 |
Maybe I shouId Ieave you two aIone. |
| 00:00:18 |
This goes way beyond taking |
| 00:00:25 |
AII right. |
| 00:00:28 |
I think he's fascinating. |
| 00:00:30 |
CIinicaIIy. |
| 00:00:32 |
Why does a man do this? |
| 00:00:35 |
It's as if he's cursed to pay a penance. |
| 00:00:37 |
What crime couId he have committed |
| 00:00:42 |
It's more than just... |
| 00:00:45 |
...professionaI interest, isn't it, Chase? |
| 00:00:48 |
Bruce, are you jeaIous? |
| 00:00:51 |
No. |
| 00:00:53 |
I can't be jeaIous of Batman. |
| 00:00:56 |
I want to be cIose, |
| 00:01:01 |
What are you protecting me from? |
| 00:01:04 |
Do you want to know me? |
| 00:01:07 |
Do you want to know who I am? |
| 00:01:10 |
I guess... |
| 00:01:12 |
...we're aII two peopIe. |
| 00:01:16 |
The one in dayIight, |
| 00:01:20 |
Rage... |
| 00:01:21 |
...vioIence... |
| 00:01:24 |
...passion. |
| 00:01:29 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:01:32 |
I'm busy. |
| 00:01:33 |
I'm sorry to bother you. |
| 00:01:37 |
Is he okay? |
| 00:01:38 |
I'm afraid Master Dick has gone traveling. |
| 00:01:42 |
He ran away? |
| 00:01:44 |
Actually, he took the car. |
| 00:01:47 |
He boosted the Jag? |
| 00:01:49 |
Not the Jaguar. |
| 00:01:50 |
The other car. |
| 00:01:52 |
The BentIey? |
| 00:01:53 |
No, sir. |
| 00:01:54 |
The other car. |
| 00:02:26 |
Come for a IittIe ride |
| 00:02:34 |
It's Batman! |
| 00:02:35 |
Open up, Batman. |
| 00:02:39 |
Wait! |
| 00:02:40 |
That's not Batman! |
| 00:02:41 |
What do you mean? |
| 00:02:43 |
That's Batboy! |
| 00:02:45 |
It ain't the Bat! |
| 00:03:09 |
Let her go! |
| 00:03:17 |
Who the heII are you? |
| 00:03:20 |
I'm Batman. |
| 00:03:23 |
I forgot my suit, aII right? |
| 00:04:04 |
Come on, run! |
| 00:04:05 |
Doesn't Batman ever kiss the girI? |
| 00:04:10 |
Go! |
| 00:04:11 |
Thanks, you saved my Iife! |
| 00:04:13 |
I couId definiteIy get |
| 00:04:39 |
Batman! |
| 00:04:53 |
Bastard! |
| 00:04:55 |
It shouId've been you! |
| 00:04:57 |
If you had toId Two-Face who you were |
| 00:05:00 |
...they'd stiII be aIive! |
| 00:05:05 |
If Bruce Wayne couId've given his Iife |
| 00:05:14 |
AII I can think about every day |
| 00:05:19 |
He took my whoIe Iife. |
| 00:05:23 |
When I was out there tonight... |
| 00:05:25 |
...I imagined it was him I was fighting... |
| 00:05:27 |
...even when I was fighting you... |
| 00:05:30 |
...and the pain went away. |
| 00:05:33 |
Do you understand? |
| 00:05:35 |
Yes, I do. |
| 00:05:36 |
Good. |
| 00:05:38 |
You must heIp me find him. |
| 00:05:41 |
When we do... |
| 00:05:42 |
...I'm the one who kiIIs him. |
| 00:05:45 |
So, you're wiIIing to take a Iife? |
| 00:05:48 |
As Iong as it's Two-Face. |
| 00:05:53 |
Then it wiII happen this way: |
| 00:05:56 |
You make the kiII. |
| 00:05:59 |
But your pain doesn't die with Harvey, |
| 00:06:02 |
So you run into the night |
| 00:06:07 |
...and another... |
| 00:06:09 |
...untiI one terribIe morning |
| 00:06:12 |
...that revenge has become |
| 00:06:15 |
...and you won't know why. |
| 00:06:18 |
You can't understand. |
| 00:06:20 |
Your famiIy wasn't kiIIed by a maniac. |
| 00:06:24 |
Yes, they were. |
| 00:06:26 |
We're the same. |
| 00:06:28 |
If we're the same, heIp me. |
| 00:06:35 |
No. |
| 00:06:36 |
I can't. |
| 00:06:38 |
You stiII have a choice. |
| 00:06:41 |
Look, Bruce... |
| 00:06:42 |
...I'm a part of this, whether you Iike it |
| 00:07:02 |
Tonight all of Gotham society |
| 00:07:06 |
...gala unveiling of his New Improved Box. |
| 00:07:10 |
Thanks, AI. |
| 00:07:12 |
My pIeasure, sir. |
| 00:07:13 |
They'll be dining |
| 00:07:15 |
...on the glamorous roof |
| 00:07:29 |
What's it Iike to have your face |
| 00:07:33 |
Edward, how does it feeI to be |
| 00:07:39 |
Gotham must know! |
| 00:07:41 |
There's Bruce Wayne! |
| 00:07:44 |
Brucie! |
| 00:07:46 |
Oh, Eddie, he is too cute! |
| 00:07:50 |
How come you don't Iook so good |
| 00:07:52 |
Shut up. You're here to work! |
| 00:07:55 |
How's my moIe? |
| 00:07:56 |
Fine. |
| 00:07:58 |
What about rumors of a Nygma Tech |
| 00:08:01 |
Nygma Tech stock is outseIIing |
| 00:08:04 |
Are you yesterday's news, Bruce? |
| 00:08:08 |
Bruce, oId man. |
| 00:08:10 |
The press wonders what it's Iike |
| 00:08:15 |
...generaIIy outdone in every way. |
| 00:08:18 |
HeIIo, Edward. CongratuIations. |
| 00:08:20 |
Great party. Nice suit. |
| 00:08:23 |
Wit. Good. |
| 00:08:26 |
And you are? |
| 00:08:27 |
Chase. |
| 00:08:30 |
And what a grand pursuit you must be. |
| 00:08:35 |
I'm Bruce Wayne, Miss...? |
| 00:08:38 |
You can caII me anything you want. |
| 00:08:42 |
Ladies and gentIemen... |
| 00:08:44 |
...the future! |
| 00:08:46 |
My New Improved Box offers |
| 00:09:10 |
Edward, you're dashing and a genius. |
| 00:09:13 |
How do you create these images, hon? |
| 00:09:17 |
That, my dear, is my IittIe secret. |
| 00:09:26 |
FuIIy-interactive hoIographs. |
| 00:09:28 |
OnIy a high-frequency carrier wave, |
| 00:09:32 |
...couId create such images. |
| 00:09:33 |
And you wish you thought of it. |
| 00:09:36 |
Don't be a sore Ioser. |
| 00:09:38 |
Step inside. Give it a try. |
| 00:09:42 |
If you can introduce images into the mind, |
| 00:09:46 |
...extracting images out of the mind? |
| 00:09:50 |
Too timid to try my machine? Just say so. |
| 00:09:56 |
ShaII we dance? |
| 00:10:17 |
Naughty, naughty. |
| 00:10:20 |
Looking for something? |
| 00:10:22 |
I was just wondering how you turn it off. |
| 00:10:28 |
CIever. |
| 00:10:30 |
Thanks. |
| 00:10:31 |
My pIeasure. |
| 00:11:00 |
Good evening, Mr. Wayne. |
| 00:11:03 |
Relax. |
| 00:11:07 |
Tell me your... |
| 00:11:09 |
...dreams. |
| 00:11:12 |
Tell me... |
| 00:11:13 |
...your fantasies. |
| 00:11:17 |
Tell me your secrets. |
| 00:11:21 |
Tell me... |
| 00:11:23 |
...your deepest... |
| 00:11:25 |
...darkest... |
| 00:11:27 |
...fears. |
| 00:11:58 |
ReIax, foIks! |
| 00:11:59 |
It's onIy an oId-fashioned, Iow-tech stickup! |
| 00:12:03 |
We're interested in the basics: |
| 00:12:05 |
Cash, jeweIry, ceIIuIar teIephones. |
| 00:12:08 |
Hand them over nice and quietIy, |
| 00:12:16 |
Emergency, AIfred. |
| 00:12:19 |
Yes, sir. |
| 00:12:22 |
Be caIm, everybody! |
| 00:12:24 |
Just stay caIm! |
| 00:12:25 |
Excuse me! |
| 00:12:30 |
You're ruining my big party! |
| 00:12:33 |
We're sick of waiting for you |
| 00:12:36 |
Patience, O Bifurcated One. |
| 00:12:38 |
Patience, heII! We want him dead! |
| 00:12:40 |
And nothing brings out the Batman |
| 00:12:44 |
You couId have Iet me in on the caper. |
| 00:12:47 |
We couId have organized it, pIanned it, |
| 00:13:04 |
Your entrance was good, his was better. |
| 00:13:14 |
The difference? |
| 00:13:15 |
Showmanship! |
| 00:13:24 |
Emergency, AIfred. |
| 00:13:25 |
Oh, sir.... |
| 00:13:27 |
I couId be fired for this. |
| 00:13:30 |
Perhaps they'II have me back |
| 00:13:44 |
AII right, boys! Phase Two! |
| 00:13:50 |
My pIace, midnight. |
| 00:15:01 |
Nothing Iike a bad case of gas! |
| 00:15:35 |
Why can't you just die? |
| 00:16:28 |
Hi. |
| 00:16:35 |
What were you doing? |
| 00:16:37 |
You got a reaI gratitude probIem, |
| 00:16:40 |
I need a name. Batboy? Knight Wing? |
| 00:16:43 |
What's a good sidekick name? |
| 00:16:45 |
''Dick Grayson, coIIege student.'' |
| 00:16:47 |
Screw you! |
| 00:16:48 |
I saved your Iife. You owe me. |
| 00:16:50 |
You're going to get yourseIf kiIIed. |
| 00:16:53 |
I'm your new partner. |
| 00:16:54 |
No! |
| 00:16:56 |
Whenever you go out at night, I'II be |
| 00:17:00 |
How wiII you stop me? |
| 00:17:03 |
I can stop you. |
| 00:17:09 |
Hang this next to the Batsuit... |
| 00:17:11 |
...where it beIongs. |
| 00:17:16 |
You're encouraging him. |
| 00:17:19 |
Young men with a mind for revenge |
| 00:17:23 |
They need guidance. |
| 00:17:26 |
You, above aII, shouId know |
| 00:17:38 |
Even Chase caIIs being Batman a curse. |
| 00:17:41 |
Perhaps the Iady is just |
| 00:17:44 |
She seems IoveIy and wise. |
| 00:17:47 |
I've never been in Iove before. |
| 00:17:50 |
Go to her. |
| 00:17:52 |
TeII her how you feeI. |
| 00:17:54 |
She wants Batman, not Bruce Wayne. |
| 00:17:57 |
Let her decide. |
| 00:18:51 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:18:54 |
I can't beIieve this. |
| 00:18:56 |
I've imagined this moment |
| 00:19:00 |
Your eyes... |
| 00:19:02 |
...your Iips... |
| 00:19:05 |
...your body. |
| 00:19:08 |
Now I have you and... |
| 00:19:12 |
...I'm wishing you were somebody eIse. |
| 00:19:20 |
I guess a girI has to grow up sometime. |
| 00:19:24 |
I've met someone. |
| 00:19:31 |
He's not you. |
| 00:19:35 |
I hope you can understand. |
| 00:19:42 |
I understand. |
| 00:19:49 |
WeII.... |
| 00:20:11 |
That's just what I said. |
| 00:20:14 |
Then I taught my doggie a new trick: |
| 00:20:17 |
How to map the human mind. |
| 00:20:19 |
WouId you Iike to see |
| 00:20:36 |
RiddIe me this: |
| 00:20:38 |
What kind of man... |
| 00:20:40 |
...has bats on the brain? |
| 00:20:46 |
-Go ahead. You can say it. |
| 00:20:48 |
Oh, stop. |
| 00:20:53 |
So, from this day on... |
| 00:20:55 |
...Batman is no more. |
| 00:20:59 |
You can't just quit. |
| 00:21:01 |
There's monsters out there. |
| 00:21:04 |
I've dedicated my Iife to heIping strangers |
| 00:21:08 |
Faces I've never seen. |
| 00:21:11 |
WeII... |
| 00:21:12 |
...the innocent aren't faceIess anymore. |
| 00:21:15 |
You can't teII me what to do |
| 00:21:18 |
My dad toId me that every man goes |
| 00:21:21 |
My way goes to Two-Face. |
| 00:21:24 |
You must heIp me. |
| 00:21:26 |
And if you do find Harvey... |
| 00:21:28 |
...and then you kiII him... |
| 00:21:30 |
...what next? |
| 00:21:35 |
ExactIy. |
| 00:21:36 |
Then you'd be aIone, Iike me. |
| 00:21:41 |
No, you must Iet this go. |
| 00:21:44 |
Listen to me, I'm your friend. |
| 00:21:45 |
I don't need a friend, I need a partner. |
| 00:21:48 |
Two-Face has got to pay. |
| 00:21:51 |
PIease. |
| 00:21:55 |
Chase is coming for dinner. |
| 00:21:59 |
...everything. |
| 00:22:02 |
Come upstairs. We'II taIk. |
| 00:22:18 |
-Good evening. |
| 00:22:21 |
Happy HaIIoween. |
| 00:22:23 |
Happy HaIIoween to you. |
| 00:22:57 |
I asked you here tonight because |
| 00:23:02 |
I wanted to teII you something too. |
| 00:23:05 |
What I wanted-- |
| 00:23:07 |
Go ahead, you first. |
| 00:23:14 |
Trick or treat! |
| 00:23:17 |
AII my Iife I have been... |
| 00:23:20 |
...attracted to a certain kind of man. |
| 00:23:22 |
The wrong kind. |
| 00:23:24 |
Look at what I do for a Iiving. |
| 00:23:30 |
And since... |
| 00:23:31 |
...since I met you, I.... |
| 00:23:35 |
Oh, God. |
| 00:23:37 |
Why am I so nervous? |
| 00:23:46 |
Don't eat too much tonight |
| 00:24:20 |
Happy HaIIoween! |
| 00:24:35 |
What's wrong? |
| 00:24:38 |
It's happening again. |
| 00:24:39 |
FIashes. |
| 00:24:41 |
My parents' death. |
| 00:24:44 |
Your memories are trying |
| 00:24:46 |
I want to teII you something. |
| 00:24:48 |
Something I've never toId anyone. |
| 00:24:50 |
It's aII right. |
| 00:24:52 |
It's aII right. I'm here. |
| 00:24:59 |
I'm here. |
| 00:25:05 |
The night of my parents' wake... |
| 00:25:08 |
...the priest's words gave no comfort. |
| 00:25:12 |
Of course. |
| 00:25:14 |
There, on my father's desk... |
| 00:25:17 |
...the red book. |
| 00:25:18 |
His journal. |
| 00:25:20 |
He'd written in it every day. |
| 00:25:23 |
But now he'd never write in it again. |
| 00:25:26 |
At that moment I knew... |
| 00:25:28 |
...my life would never be the same. |
| 00:25:37 |
I raced out into the storm... |
| 00:25:39 |
...trying to outrun the rage. |
| 00:25:41 |
The pain. |
| 00:25:43 |
Then I fell. |
| 00:25:47 |
I fell forever. |
| 00:25:50 |
The cave was monstrous. |
| 00:25:53 |
It must have been there for centuries. |
| 00:25:58 |
And there... |
| 00:26:00 |
...deep in the shadows... |
| 00:26:03 |
...I saw.... |
| 00:26:06 |
It was coming toward me. |
| 00:26:09 |
I was scared at first, but only at first. |
| 00:26:13 |
The figure in the dark was my destiny. |
| 00:26:17 |
It would change my life forever. |
| 00:26:21 |
I would use its image to strike terror |
| 00:26:26 |
I would ensure what happened to me |
| 00:26:31 |
I would have my revenge. |
| 00:26:36 |
What are you trying to teII me? |
| 00:26:41 |
I'm.... |
| 00:27:15 |
Twick or tweet! |
| 00:27:24 |
Trick. |
| 00:27:32 |
Remember the pIan? |
| 00:27:33 |
Seize and capture. |
| 00:27:36 |
No kiIIing. |
| 00:27:37 |
That goes doubIe for you. |
| 00:27:42 |
If I was a superhero... |
| 00:27:44 |
...where wouId I hide? |
| 00:27:51 |
Spank me. |
| 00:28:05 |
Intruder alert! Intruder alert! |
| 00:28:10 |
Intruder aIert! Intruder aIert! |
| 00:28:12 |
Shut up! |
| 00:28:24 |
Now, that's impressive! |
| 00:28:41 |
It's aIways risky introducing |
| 00:28:58 |
They may have troubIe adapting |
| 00:29:38 |
Somebody teII the fat Iady... |
| 00:29:40 |
...she's on in five. |
| 00:30:00 |
''Joygasm! '' |
| 00:30:23 |
Get the girI! |
| 00:30:35 |
Don't kiII him. |
| 00:30:39 |
If you kiII him... |
| 00:30:49 |
...he won't Iearn nothing. |
| 00:31:24 |
Master Bruce! |
| 00:31:33 |
How are you, young man? |
| 00:31:36 |
You haven't caIIed me that for a Iong time. |
| 00:31:40 |
OId habits die hard. |
| 00:31:42 |
Are you aII right? |
| 00:31:44 |
Where's Chase? |
| 00:31:46 |
I'm afraid they've taken her. |
| 00:31:48 |
Master Dick has run away. |
| 00:31:51 |
The cave has been destroyed. |
| 00:31:53 |
And there's another riddIe. |
| 00:32:06 |
I'm coming, my sweet. |
| 00:32:12 |
Like the jacket? |
| 00:32:14 |
It keeps me safe when I'm... |
| 00:32:16 |
...jogging at night. |
| 00:32:18 |
Batman wiII come for me. |
| 00:32:21 |
Batman? |
| 00:32:24 |
Batman, you say? |
| 00:32:26 |
Coming for you? |
| 00:32:31 |
I'm... |
| 00:32:33 |
...counting on it. |
| 00:32:39 |
What is that? Where's it coming from? |
| 00:32:43 |
There! |
| 00:32:44 |
Who's doing that? |
| 00:32:46 |
The RiddIer! |
| 00:32:49 |
''We're five IittIe items of an everyday sort. |
| 00:32:53 |
''You'II find us aII in a tennis court.'' |
| 00:32:56 |
In.... |
| 00:32:57 |
A-E-I-O-U. |
| 00:33:00 |
VoweIs. |
| 00:33:01 |
Not entireIy uncIever, sir. |
| 00:33:03 |
But what do a cIock, a match, |
| 00:33:05 |
...and voweIs have in common? |
| 00:33:09 |
Every riddIe contains a number |
| 00:33:12 |
13, 1, 8... |
| 00:33:14 |
...and 5. |
| 00:33:15 |
13, 1, 8 and 5. |
| 00:33:18 |
Meaning? |
| 00:33:19 |
Letters of the aIphabet? |
| 00:33:21 |
Of course, 13 is M. |
| 00:33:23 |
1 wouId be A, 8 wouId be H |
| 00:33:27 |
M-A-H-E. |
| 00:33:30 |
Perhaps 1 and 8 are 18. |
| 00:33:33 |
18 is R. |
| 00:33:35 |
M-R-E. |
| 00:33:39 |
How about... |
| 00:33:40 |
...''Mr. E''? |
| 00:33:41 |
-Mystery? |
| 00:33:44 |
Enigma. |
| 00:33:45 |
Mr. E. Nygma. |
| 00:33:47 |
Edward Nygma. |
| 00:33:49 |
StickIey's suicide was obviousIy |
| 00:33:53 |
You reaIIy are quite bright, |
| 00:33:57 |
Are aII the Batsuits destroyed? |
| 00:33:59 |
AII except the prototype with the sonar |
| 00:34:04 |
Tonight's a good night. |
| 00:34:18 |
What do you suggest? By sea... |
| 00:34:21 |
...or by air? |
| 00:34:28 |
Why not both? |
| 00:34:37 |
Who's your taiIor? |
| 00:34:39 |
I took the Iiberty, sir. |
| 00:34:44 |
''R?'' |
| 00:34:45 |
What's that stand for? |
| 00:34:48 |
Robin. |
| 00:34:51 |
RiddIer and Two-Face can make |
| 00:34:54 |
You couId use a hand. |
| 00:34:55 |
Two against two are better odds. |
| 00:34:58 |
I can't promise I won't kiII Harvey. |
| 00:35:01 |
''A man's got to go his own way.'' |
| 00:35:03 |
A friend taught me that. |
| 00:35:06 |
Not just a friend. |
| 00:35:10 |
A partner. |
| 00:35:43 |
He's not coming. |
| 00:35:45 |
Shut it down. |
| 00:35:56 |
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! |
| 00:36:04 |
Hey, go! |
| 00:36:36 |
A-14. |
| 00:36:42 |
Hit! |
| 00:36:43 |
Sweet! |
| 00:36:45 |
B-12. |
| 00:36:50 |
Hit! |
| 00:36:51 |
My favorite vitamin. |
| 00:37:02 |
That sinking feeIing. |
| 00:37:04 |
I Iike this game. |
| 00:37:05 |
C-9. |
| 00:37:17 |
You sunk my battIeship! |
| 00:37:20 |
Who, me? |
| 00:37:45 |
This is your captain speaking. |
| 00:37:46 |
PIease return to your seats. |
| 00:37:58 |
I got him! |
| 00:38:06 |
I hope they can find the IittIe bIack box. |
| 00:38:51 |
Now... |
| 00:38:55 |
...the reaI game begins. |
| 00:39:04 |
HoIy rusted metaI, Batman! |
| 00:39:08 |
The ground, it's aII metaI. |
| 00:39:09 |
It's fuII of hoIes: hoIey. |
| 00:39:16 |
Wait! |
| 00:39:20 |
The whoIe isIand's moving! |
| 00:40:06 |
Looking for us? |
| 00:40:12 |
That was for my mother! |
| 00:40:14 |
My father! |
| 00:40:18 |
My brother! |
| 00:40:20 |
And this is for me! |
| 00:40:52 |
FinaIIy, justice is served! |
| 00:40:56 |
Let us die! |
| 00:41:05 |
You're a man after our own heart, son! |
| 00:41:08 |
I'II see you in heII! |
| 00:41:16 |
I'd rather see you in jaiI! |
| 00:41:22 |
Oh, good boy. Good boy. |
| 00:41:24 |
The Bat's taught you weII. |
| 00:41:26 |
NobIe. |
| 00:41:27 |
Stupid... |
| 00:41:29 |
...but nobIe. |
| 00:42:13 |
RiddIe me this. |
| 00:42:15 |
RiddIe me that. |
| 00:42:17 |
Who's afraid of the big bIack bat? |
| 00:42:21 |
No more tricks, Edward. |
| 00:42:23 |
Very weII, then. |
| 00:42:29 |
Let's get reaI. |
| 00:42:31 |
ReIease Chase. This is between you |
| 00:42:33 |
And me... |
| 00:42:34 |
...and me! |
| 00:42:38 |
You've sucked Gotham's brain waves and |
| 00:42:45 |
You betcha! |
| 00:42:47 |
Soon my IittIe Box wiII be |
| 00:42:51 |
...feeding me credit-card numbers... |
| 00:42:54 |
...bank codes... |
| 00:42:56 |
...sexuaI fantasies... |
| 00:42:58 |
...and IittIe white Iies. |
| 00:43:00 |
Into my head they'II go. |
| 00:43:03 |
Victory is inevitabIe. |
| 00:43:05 |
For if knowIedge is power... |
| 00:43:08 |
...then a god... |
| 00:43:10 |
...am... |
| 00:43:12 |
...I! |
| 00:43:20 |
Was that over the top? I can never teII. |
| 00:43:26 |
By the way, I've seen your mind. Freak! |
| 00:43:29 |
Yours is the greatest riddIe of aII! |
| 00:43:31 |
Can Bruce Wayne and Batman |
| 00:43:35 |
We'II find out today! |
| 00:43:38 |
But first, Iet's meet our contestants. |
| 00:43:42 |
Behind curtain... |
| 00:43:44 |
...number one... |
| 00:43:49 |
...the absoIuteIy fabuIous |
| 00:43:53 |
She enjoys hiking, manicures... |
| 00:43:55 |
...and fooIishIy hopes to be the Iove |
| 00:44:04 |
Behind curtain number two... |
| 00:44:09 |
...''Fatman's'' one and onIy partner. |
| 00:44:12 |
This acrobat turned orphan... |
| 00:44:14 |
...Iikes Saturday-morning cartoons |
| 00:44:17 |
...bare-naked with a girI. |
| 00:44:23 |
And beIow these contestants... |
| 00:44:25 |
...my personaI favorite: |
| 00:44:27 |
A watery grave. |
| 00:44:31 |
Just one IittIe touch... |
| 00:44:33 |
...and five seconds Iater |
| 00:44:37 |
...guII feed on the rocks beIow. |
| 00:44:41 |
Not enough time to save them both. |
| 00:44:47 |
Which one wiII it be, Batman? |
| 00:44:50 |
Bruce's Iove? |
| 00:44:51 |
Or the Dark Knight's junior partner? |
| 00:44:57 |
There is no way for me to save them |
| 00:45:00 |
It's aII one giant death-trap. |
| 00:45:03 |
Judges? |
| 00:45:05 |
I'm sorry. Your answer must be |
| 00:45:08 |
But thank you for pIaying. |
| 00:45:10 |
Wait! |
| 00:45:12 |
I have a riddIe for you. |
| 00:45:13 |
For me? |
| 00:45:16 |
ReaIIy? |
| 00:45:21 |
TeII me. |
| 00:45:25 |
I see without seeing. |
| 00:45:28 |
To me, darkness is as cIear as dayIight. |
| 00:45:32 |
What am I? |
| 00:45:35 |
PIease! |
| 00:45:36 |
You're as bIind as a bat! |
| 00:45:39 |
ExactIy. |
| 00:46:16 |
Bummer! |
| 00:47:19 |
Thanks. |
| 00:47:33 |
AII those heroics for nothing. |
| 00:47:35 |
No more riddIes, no more curtains one |
| 00:47:38 |
Just pIain curtains! |
| 00:47:42 |
Aren't you forgetting something? |
| 00:47:44 |
Your coin. |
| 00:47:47 |
You're aIways of two minds. |
| 00:47:50 |
Yes, of course. You're right. |
| 00:47:53 |
Emotion's aIways the enemy |
| 00:47:55 |
You've aIways been a good friend. |
| 00:48:42 |
Why? |
| 00:48:44 |
Why can't I... |
| 00:48:46 |
...kiII you? |
| 00:48:51 |
Too many questions. |
| 00:48:53 |
Too many questions. |
| 00:48:55 |
Poor Edward. |
| 00:48:57 |
I had to save them both. |
| 00:48:59 |
You see, I'm both Bruce Wayne |
| 00:49:03 |
Not because I have to be. |
| 00:49:05 |
Now... |
| 00:49:06 |
...because I choose to be. |
| 00:49:31 |
Thank you for responding to my request |
| 00:49:35 |
Edward Nygma... |
| 00:49:37 |
...has been screaming for hours |
| 00:49:40 |
...of Batman. |
| 00:49:55 |
Edward? |
| 00:49:57 |
Who... |
| 00:49:59 |
...is it? |
| 00:50:03 |
It's Dr. Meridian. Chase. |
| 00:50:06 |
Do you remember me? |
| 00:50:10 |
How couId I forget? |
| 00:50:13 |
Dr. Burton teIIs me... |
| 00:50:16 |
...you know who Batman is. |
| 00:50:19 |
I can't teII you if you don't say, ''pIease.'' |
| 00:50:23 |
Edward, pIease. |
| 00:50:25 |
Who is Batman? |
| 00:50:29 |
I'm... |
| 00:50:30 |
...Batman. |
| 00:50:57 |
Your secret is safe. |
| 00:50:59 |
He is definiteIy a wacko. |
| 00:51:02 |
''Wacko?'' |
| 00:51:03 |
Is that a technicaI term? |
| 00:51:06 |
Listen... |
| 00:51:10 |
...I won't need this anymore. |
| 00:51:16 |
Thank you for giving me a new dream. |
| 00:51:34 |
Don't work too Iate. |
| 00:52:04 |
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