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00:02:00	He stole the chip, he's inside.
00:02:04	I see him.
00:02:29	Kirill!
00:02:32	Time to work.
00:03:49	NSA Remote Intelligence Facility
00:04:12	At 0030 hours, the mission
00:04:19	It wasn't part of the plan
00:04:28	Identity confirmed.
00:04:29	McGrath was uploading some data
00:04:33	Take a look at this.
00:04:39	-A fragment of a complex molecule.
00:04:43	We think it's a link
00:04:46	...called Silent Night.
00:04:48	-James, what the hell is he doing here?
00:04:52	We've lost three agents already.
00:04:55	I found out your agents were killed by
00:04:58	They're ex-military. They can smell
00:05:03	Sir, I think it's time we tried
00:05:16	These guys aren't ours.
00:05:19	No, civilians. Convicts, mercs,
00:05:23	The best and brightest
00:05:26	-They're the scum of the earth.
00:05:31	I think it's our best shot.
00:05:33	Do we want to drop another
00:05:36	Or send our own snake
00:05:44	Sacramento, California
00:05:51	Come on, Pepe. This is unbelievable.
00:05:54	Hello!
00:05:56	Well, it's about time. Now, listen....
00:05:59	Were you coming from Tijuana?
00:06:02	Keep it out of the sun.
00:06:05	Do you understand English?
00:06:13	Come on, Janelle.
00:06:17	-Dick, how are you?
00:06:29	-Call 911 .
00:06:37	Senator Hotchkiss!
00:06:40	Listen, somebody just stole my car!
00:07:08	You, in the red Corvette!
00:07:11	Yeah, yeah. These monkeys are
00:07:15	Obviously the car doesn't belong to me,
00:07:18	It belongs to Dick, Dick Hotchkiss,
00:07:24	You remember Dick.
00:07:27	...because he feels the lyrics
00:07:30	It's music, Dick!
00:07:32	He also wants to pull every video game
00:07:37	...because he feels that the video games
00:07:43	Come on, Dick.
00:07:45	It's the only education we got.
00:07:50	You're a bad man.
00:07:53	We punish them.
00:07:55	Dick, you've just entered
00:08:02	I'm coming in hot with a side of bacon!
00:08:13	Go, go, go!
00:08:36	Pull it! Pull it!
00:08:58	Yes!
00:09:25	Go get the cameras! Go! Go! Go!
00:09:32	Moral is, don't be a dick, Dick!
00:09:41	You guys got the cameras?
00:09:51	Peace out!
00:10:25	Outstanding.
00:10:27	Thank you.
00:10:30	-What's up?
00:10:33	Of course not.
00:10:39	That's my dog! What's up?
00:10:41	Today was off the hook!
00:10:44	Psycho? That was off the chain, man!
00:10:47	Yo, yo, yo! What's up with that crazy
00:10:52	-My Superman seat-grab barrel roll?
00:10:56	I'm still working on it.
00:11:00	You're a hard guy to get ahold of.
00:11:03	You know, an athlete like you should
00:11:07	Jordan King. I can make it happen.
00:11:11	-I'll hold on to this for later.
00:11:20	You know he'll never sell out.
00:11:23	So you need to relax.
00:11:26	Shut up.
00:11:33	Listen, this is for real. I can get us
00:11:37	So you need to just go to Pago Pago
00:11:40	Get some girls, do them all.
00:11:43	It's Bora Bora, J.
00:11:47	Since when did you care so much
00:11:50	I just need you to lay low
00:11:53	I run a secret website. I got tapes to
00:11:58	-Did you see that?
00:12:02	I'm untouchable.
00:12:13	Let's go! Get out! Move!
00:12:16	Okay, I'll turn down the music.
00:12:25	It was only a Corvette.
00:12:32	Let's go, baby.
00:12:40	-Want coffee?
00:12:44	-Sure.
00:12:48	How did I get here?
00:12:50	Two big guys dropped you off 10 minutes
00:12:55	You look like you could use
00:13:13	You all right?
00:13:15	Fine.
00:13:31	I said, you got a problem, boy?
00:13:35	No. No problem.
00:13:37	-Nobody make a move!
00:13:40	Just couldn't let him leave.
00:13:45	-Keep still or you'll stop breathing.
00:13:54	Get back!
00:13:56	Get back. Get back!
00:14:04	-Well done, Mr. Cage.
00:14:08	The name's Gibbons. Augustus Gibbons.
00:14:12	You seem upset. Is there a problem?
00:14:14	-What is this place?
00:14:17	That's clever.
00:14:20	You almost had me going there
00:14:23	I was a bit groggy before,
00:14:28	Like, you got a stockbroker over here,
00:14:32	...reading the Financial Times
00:14:37	Unlikely, but okay, I can go with that.
00:14:41	I could even go with the stick-up man
00:14:45	But you want to know where you blew it?
00:14:49	My aunt was in the restaurant business.
00:14:52	There's no way a career waitress
00:14:57	She'd have blisters
00:15:00	And if she ain't real, then this whole
00:15:04	That's how I knew that this bozo
00:15:07	...even if we waited
00:15:12	Because there's nothing but blanks
00:15:16	Oh, and no offense...
00:15:21	...but their performances were terrible.
00:15:30	That's good. That's very good.
00:15:34	It's your turn, pretty boy.
00:15:39	-What the hell is going on here?
00:15:44	-He seems to have a poor attitude.
00:15:48	-Should we throw him back?
00:15:52	Let's take this to the next level.
00:15:55	Take what to the next level?
00:15:57	-Yo! Take what?
00:16:01	I don't play this game.
00:16:04	-Get Mike a doctor or he'll look like me.
00:16:08	-Shut him up.
00:16:17	Why is it always the assholes
00:16:44	You guys haven't been
00:16:50	Diner finalists.
00:17:00	-What, no coffee?
00:17:02	-Here comes the ROTC.
00:17:06	-Where's my peanuts?
00:17:10	Can you ask for the stewardess?
00:17:16	-Standing by to deploy drogue.
00:17:29	-This will hurt.
00:17:46	-Release drogue now.
00:17:50	This ain't right!
00:17:53	I live for this shit!
00:18:13	Not bad!
00:18:17	Let's do that again!
00:18:33	Holy shit. This is Colombia.
00:18:36	Cocaine, man. These are coke plants!
00:18:45	No keys.
00:18:48	-What the hell are you doing?
00:18:55	What now? ls this another test?
00:18:58	-Let's go across the river. Let's go!
00:19:09	You monkeys are too good for me.
00:19:15	You guys got something to drink?
00:19:30	Nice to see you again, fellas.
00:19:33	Yeah, you too.
00:19:35	Boy, they went all out on this one.
00:20:06	You've got to be kidding.
00:20:15	Okay, funny guys.
00:20:18	I'll show you what we do
00:20:21	What? Hog-tie us and force us
00:20:26	No.
00:20:28	We cut their Achilles tendon and watch
00:20:34	Unless you have something to tell me,
00:20:38	Okay. You're short.
00:20:44	My friend says you could use a haircut
00:20:50	Shut up!
00:20:52	Two seconds ago you told us to talk.
00:20:56	I don't mean to nitpick, but you're
00:21:03	You slap me again,
00:21:12	I hope they're paying you
00:21:15	You know what, funny guy?
00:21:19	Funny guy.
00:21:22	What's funny is, this actually smells
00:21:28	I hope you like it, because it's the
00:21:57	I'm hit! I'm hit! I'm hit!
00:22:06	Virg! Give me a hand.
00:22:19	This is the Colombian army!
00:22:20	Give up, you're surrounded!
00:22:27	Try to walk, T.J. Try to walk.
00:22:29	Virg! Get out here!
00:22:32	To hell with this.
00:22:58	I'll get us some wheels.
00:23:01	Hang in there.
00:23:03	Good luck.
00:24:16	The guy on the bike,
00:24:19	Let's get him!
00:24:38	T.J.!
00:25:57	X! I'm over here! X!
00:26:19	There he is!
00:27:27	We toasted his ass!
00:27:41	I got us a bike.
00:27:48	Pussies!
00:27:58	Look who it is. Frankenstein. Uncuff me
00:28:04	Relax, X, you just graduated
00:28:08	What are you talking about?
00:28:11	-We knew the army was moving.
00:28:14	It was my idea to send you as
00:28:22	-You're pretty fast for an old man.
00:28:28	Walk with me.
00:28:32	I believe under the right
00:28:37	For instance, last night you exhibited
00:28:41	...and willingness to protect
00:28:43	-So give me a medal.
00:28:47	Look at me. Do I look like a fan
00:28:51	This is your lucky day, Xander.
00:28:54	This is your chance
00:28:57	...for all your wonderful freedoms.
00:28:59	The job's not that difficult.
00:29:01	I want you to meet people and
00:29:05	What type of people?
00:29:07	Dangerous, dirty, tattooed,
00:29:13	Hold up.
00:29:16	My kind of people would say,
00:29:21	Usually I'd take my gun,
00:29:25	...and ask you very politely
00:29:28	But you're not afraid of death.
00:29:32	-We better call this a day, then.
00:29:37	You ever watch lions at the zoo?
00:29:40	You can tell which were captured
00:29:45	The wild cat.
00:29:47	She remembers running across the plain,
00:29:50	Four hundred pounds of killing fury
00:29:55	But after a while,
00:29:58	...and you can tell
00:30:01	The same thing happens to a man.
00:30:04	Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary
00:30:07	They'll take a wild man and
00:30:11	No more mountains to board,
00:30:17	Just a 6-by-8 cell with no window
00:30:23	You can avoid that
00:30:26	You don't have shit on me.
00:30:28	I noticed you have three X's
00:30:33	I think that's rather appropriate since
00:30:38	Grand theft, reckless endangerment,
00:30:43	...makes you a three-time loser.
00:30:45	Maybe you ought to call yourself
00:30:49	But if you do what I want, I'll make
00:30:54	...and let you get back
00:31:00	Or you think maybe
00:31:04	Get all shot up for the old
00:31:07	I bet that flag is a real comfort
00:31:12	A small price I paid for putting
00:31:21	So, what's it going to be, Triple X?
00:31:24	You want to get on a plane...
00:31:27	...or is "Kiss my ass, scarface"
00:31:42	Prague, Czech Republic
00:32:01	Yo. What's your name, slick?
00:32:03	My name is Ivan.
00:32:04	-Ivan? What's your name, buddy?
00:32:08	You're both Ivan?
00:32:40	Take a seat.
00:32:42	Idiots! Where is the American agent?
00:32:45	This is him, Sir.
00:32:48	We better order another bodybag.
00:32:51	Guys, what's up?
00:32:55	I told you to sit down.
00:32:56	I've just been on a plane for 12 hours.
00:33:00	My name is Milan Sova,
00:33:04	Here, you are under my jurisdiction.
00:33:06	You take my orders,
00:33:09	If you become any kind of an
00:33:13	That's great.
00:33:16	Your government is putting pressure
00:33:19	This is an internal Czech affair
00:33:23	I will warn you once:
00:33:26	Get whatever information
00:33:32	Let's get this straight.
00:33:33	You may not want me here,
00:33:37	Two, I've never been
00:33:41	Three, if you're going to
00:33:44	...shoot that monkey
00:33:47	Now, I'm tired. I'm going to sleep.
00:33:51	Be ready in three hours.
00:33:58	Everybody in this club
00:34:01	-They're rich and they're criminals.
00:34:22	-Remember, we don't know each other.
00:34:39	Yeah, can I get a cranberry club soda?
00:34:43	Throw this back there?
00:34:47	Put it in the back.
00:34:50	How much? Do I get a ticket?
00:34:58	That's them. Anarchy 99.
00:35:02	You see the guy on the couch?
00:35:04	That's Yorgi. He's the leader.
00:35:06	He owns this club and five others like
00:35:11	American?!
00:35:15	Guys, I'm American.
00:35:19	Hey, Yorgi! I hear you're the guy--
00:35:25	I heard you're the guy
00:35:28	Take yourself outside.
00:35:29	Take myself outside? I'm just--
00:35:34	Okay. I'm not welcome.
00:35:36	Guess you'd rather have cops
00:35:42	Want to talk?
00:35:44	Hey, you silly boy. Come with me
00:35:48	...and don't be mistake.
00:35:50	See that guy there,
00:35:53	That's a cop.
00:36:00	Is there a problem?
00:36:04	I already paid. I'm going to
00:36:15	So, what is this all about?
00:36:19	You've done nothing?
00:36:23	I work in a bank. So what?
00:36:26	You've got to be....
00:36:28	What are you doing? Stop it! Stop it!
00:36:34	What's that, your bus pass?
00:36:36	Czech 5-0. Czech 5-0.
00:36:42	Leave my club.
00:36:46	How did you know?
00:36:48	When he was paying for his drinks, he
00:36:53	Cops like plague.
00:36:55	No matter how many you pay, there's
00:36:59	I'm from the streets.
00:37:01	I appreciate you bringing this to our
00:37:07	I figure, no one likes cops
00:37:10	I figure, I do you a solid,
00:37:14	I just want to buy cars, man.
00:37:18	Is this guy going to hump my leg?
00:37:22	What's your name?
00:37:26	Xander Cage.
00:37:29	I knew it.
00:37:31	You are amazing on snowboard,
00:37:35	-You're awesome.
00:37:38	My brother is crazy too,
00:37:42	He has seen your tapes many times.
00:37:46	This way, please.
00:37:48	Yelena.
00:37:52	Welcome to the Xander zone.
00:37:56	Now, that's funny. That's funny.
00:37:59	Sit down, Mr. Cage.
00:38:01	My friends call me X.
00:38:03	So, X, what exactly are you wanting?
00:38:07	Ferraris, high-end pasta rockets,
00:38:14	This car, number 10, will be very
00:38:19	That one's for me. I put it in there
00:38:24	Well, you certainly know your cars.
00:38:26	Yeah. Cars, bikes, boards. You name it.
00:38:29	I like anything fast enough
00:38:33	Yes.
00:38:34	Ten cars is hardly worth the effort.
00:38:39	Now, hold on a second.
00:38:41	The American buyers I represent,
00:38:46	-And it's a mil max, sister.
00:38:50	I was thinking more like a mil two.
00:38:56	Do you know what a wire transfer is?
00:38:59	Is she for real?
00:39:01	Sweetheart, is there anything
00:39:04	Let us big boys have a conversation.
00:39:07	"Conversation", a word
00:39:10	Do you want some ice
00:39:13	Ice. Yeah, you could chisel some off
00:39:23	This would work a lot faster, princess,
00:39:32	You have 48 hours
00:39:37	-Don't waste my time.
00:39:41	I might throw in a couple extra
00:39:51	Now that business is finished,
00:39:57	Bitches, come!
00:40:25	Yeah?
00:40:32	Shit, I thought this was a cell phone.
00:40:35	Have a nice rest?
00:40:37	Dial it down.
00:40:39	You were given a specific list of cars.
00:40:43	The cars sucked.
00:40:46	You guys should switch travel agents.
00:40:50	I got that info you wanted.
00:40:52	Hang on a second.
00:40:55	You guys ready for this?
00:41:01	Names, birthdays,
00:41:05	Favorite foods?
00:41:08	Kolya, Yorgi's younger brother,
00:41:12	So naturally, he's a fan.
00:41:14	But when you kill a bottle of vodka
00:41:18	-I got something else.
00:41:20	Their personal bank account number.
00:41:28	Stolen cars, nightclubs, prostitution,
00:41:32	What's the big deal?
00:41:36	Your job isn't to ask questions.
00:41:38	Well, I did my job, thank you.
00:41:43	Not just yet.
00:41:44	You're a victim of your own success.
00:41:49	-They're cool, but not that cool.
00:41:52	I'll send a guy with a care package
00:41:55	-I thought we had a deal.
00:42:00	Do this for me, you can come home.
00:42:02	If you send someone to save the world,
00:42:19	I have a really firm chest.
00:42:23	Like, bench. Weight room. Bye.
00:42:26	-That's him.
00:42:31	-You're the care package?
00:42:35	Come on.
00:42:36	You have to rate high
00:42:40	I kind of wish I was going with you,
00:42:45	Crazy. License to kill,
00:42:48	Got a gun under your pillow. Never know
00:42:55	-How long you been with the agency?
00:42:57	You're shitting me. No way.
00:43:00	That sucks.
00:43:02	Yeah, it sucks, but it beats jail.
00:43:05	It sucks because I spent six years...
00:43:07	...in the basement of some windowless,
00:43:12	And I got a degree.
00:43:15	Phi Beta Kappa, magna cum laude.
00:43:18	And they probably picked you up,
00:43:23	You ever get punched in the face
00:43:26	Show me the stuff.
00:43:29	This one made my career,
00:43:32	My multi-purpose, multi-function
00:43:39	-Oh, I like this.
00:43:41	These are all attachment darts.
00:43:45	Datura knockout darts.
00:43:47	Guy goes down for 12 hours, wakes
00:43:51	...and his head's splitting
00:43:55	I was shot twice by those.
00:43:58	And the red ones are tranquilizer
00:44:02	Looks like a kill shot
00:44:06	You've got exploding and
00:44:09	...and your standard .44-caliber
00:44:13	A little wet work. You know
00:44:21	Knocked over a few 7-Elevens,
00:44:24	No, I had my leg in a cast for three
00:44:29	That's a really sad story.
00:44:31	Check this out, on to my baby.
00:44:36	Eagle Eyes. Nine enhanced-vision modes.
00:44:39	Every little boy's dream:
00:44:43	Check it out.
00:44:53	Oh, my God.
00:44:55	-She's checking you out, man.
00:44:59	Now, on to my latest achievement.
00:45:02	I just put the finishing touches
00:45:06	What do you think?
00:45:08	-Bandages?
00:45:11	There's enough primer
00:45:14	...vaporize a human, or whatever agents
00:45:19	And check this out.
00:45:20	The detonator. How cool is that?
00:45:26	-You might want to back up for this.
00:45:29	Just get behind the wall.
00:45:33	You ready?
00:45:35	I've always wanted to say this.
00:45:38	Fire in the hole.
00:46:03	It's loaded.
00:46:26	So, what do you think?
00:46:31	You like the cars?
00:46:34	I love the cars, they're dope.
00:46:38	-You like the money?
00:46:42	You look like you're doing very well.
00:46:47	This is no time for being funny.
00:47:02	-You didn't think I wasn't good for it?
00:47:10	A cargo ship's waiting for you
00:47:17	This place is dope.
00:47:20	This one's mine?
00:47:22	Car number 10.
00:47:24	Kolya found it hiding in Berlin.
00:47:28	No! Please.
00:47:29	Allow me. You were kind enough
00:47:41	Now, please...
00:47:43	...drive.
00:47:49	No, allow me.
00:48:03	-You're all right, Yorgi.
00:48:08	You must come to party tonight.
00:48:12	-Yeah?
00:48:33	What's going on, my friend?
00:48:36	You tell me.
00:48:39	He's not with us,
00:48:42	Bullshit! Tell your men to get down...
00:48:45	...or I'll give you another hole to
00:48:54	All right. lt's not yours.
00:48:57	Let's go and get him together.
00:49:33	Son of a bitch.
00:49:36	Filthy cop.
00:50:07	Most people talk a lot.
00:50:12	Welcome to Anarchy 99.
00:51:04	Why do you do that to yourself?
00:51:09	I like smoke better than air.
00:51:13	I would still do it after it kills me.
00:51:34	You were talking about Anarchy 99.
00:51:37	What is that, some motorcycle gang
00:51:41	It's what we've been living since 1999
00:51:46	Many of our comrades died in combat,
00:51:51	They die for what? Politics?
00:51:54	Whose politics? Not ours!
00:51:56	So we decide from then on
00:52:01	It is in their honor
00:52:11	You know, there's an old punk song.
00:52:22	-You got it!
00:52:26	I'm with you, but what
00:52:29	You got rules and government
00:52:34	Maybe not always.
00:52:42	Make sure he doesn't get lonely.
00:52:45	Don't be shy.
00:52:55	You want to dance?
00:53:03	Hey. Hey!
00:53:11	Hey! I'm really a good dancer.
00:53:19	Make that two.
00:53:23	All right, it's going to be like that?
00:53:26	If you're mad at him,
00:53:30	I've been trying to figure out the deal
00:53:35	You his woman or what?
00:53:38	Yeah, I'm his woman. If you pay me as
00:54:33	-Did you enjoy that?
00:54:37	Good, because it will
00:55:38	The original owners just one day
00:55:44	-This is amazing, man.
00:55:53	Let me get your coat.
00:56:02	What's up with your boy?
00:56:05	Oh, no.
00:56:07	He's in love with her. Dirty fool.
00:56:23	Time for bed, X. It's getting early.
00:56:28	Would you kindly
00:56:47	-After you.
00:56:49	-No, after you.
00:56:57	That's it.
00:57:01	Last chance to tuck me in.
00:57:05	Good morning.
00:57:56	The things I'm going to do
00:59:30	It's none of my business, but a power
00:59:34	...will get you a lot further than that
00:59:36	You're not supposed to be in here.
00:59:38	I was on my way to the bathroom.
00:59:43	What's your excuse?
00:59:45	I don't need an excuse.
00:59:50	Oh, you're good.
00:59:53	But not that good.
00:59:55	I came in here to photograph
00:59:58	I thought it might be worth
01:00:01	Come on. You're cold,
01:00:07	It's your eyes that give you away.
01:00:10	They gave you away
01:00:16	What are you going to do now?
01:00:22	Now I'm going to take you to lunch.
01:00:26	Oh, and that cop I shot, isn't dead.
01:00:50	I have some information for you.
01:00:55	I can always use information. Who
01:01:01	Yes. Important information
01:01:16	-So you don't like foreigners, do you?
01:01:22	Is your boyfriend a pig too?
01:01:24	You should recognize one of your kind.
01:01:27	Now, tell me about the cop.
01:01:31	What if I told you I'm not
01:01:36	That I could get you out of
01:01:38	Really? And what mess am I in?
01:01:40	The mess that makes you sneak around
01:01:46	The cop?
01:01:50	See this?
01:01:54	The impact's real, but it's harmless.
01:02:00	Why?
01:02:03	I'm a secret agent.
01:02:11	Are you sure you don't want
01:02:15	-Come on.
01:02:19	I mean, look at you.
01:02:21	I work for the NSA.
01:02:26	You're funny, you know that?
01:02:33	Yelena, it's Kirill.
01:02:35	Yorgi found out that Cage
01:02:39	Do you understand what I'm telling you?
01:02:45	The building across the street.
01:02:49	Bring him outside.
01:02:59	What was that, your boyfriend?
01:03:07	Let's say you are
01:03:12	-What can you do for me?
01:03:17	I want immunity from prosecution,
01:03:23	How about a condo on South Beach
01:03:25	Those I can get for myself.
01:03:29	-What do you want?
01:03:32	You want to know about Anarchy 99?
01:03:35	You've seen the girls,
01:03:39	What you don't see
01:03:43	There's been a lot of activity in the
01:03:48	-Russian scientists.
01:03:53	They go in the basement
01:03:56	Now's a good time for you
01:04:00	Yorgi knows you're an agent.
01:04:12	-Where--?
01:04:14	There's a back door.
01:04:17	They'll know you warned me.
01:04:19	If you go out the front,
01:04:33	-You still packing?
01:04:36	Get ready to use it.
01:04:41	-What's your plan?
01:04:44	-He'll wait for a clear shot.
01:05:14	Draw!
01:06:05	He's on the way.
01:06:44	Gibbons! My favorite kidnapper.
01:06:56	Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
01:06:58	You already broke me.
01:07:06	A ticket? Now, that's funny.
01:07:08	-Where am I going to go now?
01:07:12	Home?
01:07:13	Your cover's blown.
01:07:15	That's it? I'm done?
01:07:17	No tricks. We have enough intel
01:07:21	-With what?
01:07:26	Don't worry about it.
01:07:29	You mean a sweeper team
01:07:33	Not all of them are as bad
01:07:36	You had to shoot a cop. How
01:07:40	Okay, look.
01:07:42	We've got a complication.
01:07:46	There's always a girl.
01:07:48	She wants out and I sent her back in
01:07:52	There's no time to play favorites.
01:07:56	What do you mean
01:07:59	You don't even know her, man.
01:08:03	Oh, by the way, that bank number
01:08:07	Your friends and Yelena have made
01:08:13	...to a group of Russian scientists
01:08:17	...in biological weapons.
01:08:21	-She had nothing to do with it.
01:08:24	-She ain't--!
01:08:46	How's it going?
01:08:47	Life is shit!
01:08:49	Yeah, well what can you do?
01:10:44	Through this door,
01:10:47	-Are you sure that's what you want?
01:12:31	This is Ahab. Think of it as
01:12:36	It can circumnavigate the globe
01:12:39	It need only surface to gather sunshine
01:12:44	What is it? What's its business?
01:12:47	Dropping off presents to all
01:13:02	My team will be finished tomorrow.
01:13:05	How about you?
01:13:07	We're finished now.
01:13:42	Nikolai!
01:13:43	Bring the rockets.
01:14:23	The detonator is for you.
01:15:15	Yorgi! The binary agents are mixing...
01:15:18	...it will kill us all!
01:15:30	Looks like little white mouse.
01:15:36	Bye-bye, little mouse.
01:15:56	My God.
01:16:59	They did their job
01:17:04	We don't need anyone
01:17:13	The gas gets sucked through the
01:17:18	...and broken down to become,
01:17:26	So quiet.
01:17:30	I know now why they call it
01:17:43	Let's get some food.
01:18:20	Find out what's going on!
01:18:56	What the hell was that?
01:19:04	That works.
01:20:32	Fire in the hole.
01:21:03	Sova. What are you doing here, man?
01:21:06	First you set me up in the bar.
01:21:10	My boss does it to me.
01:21:14	-You think it's funny?
01:21:16	You didn't take it personally,
01:21:18	I did what I had to do to get in.
01:21:22	I'm sorry. I switched sides.
01:21:26	You pushed me too far. My government
01:21:31	My government pays twice as much--
01:21:34	Think you could just walk
01:21:36	-...and have all the angles figured out?
01:21:42	Where? In the head, to be quick?
01:21:44	Or in the chest for an open casket,
01:21:48	Can I think about it?
01:21:58	What are you doing?!
01:21:59	I heard you talking. I could tell
01:22:05	What are you doing with the Ivans?
01:22:11	What's going on?
01:22:12	There's something I didn't
01:22:16	I'm an agent as well.
01:22:18	I'm an agent for FSB,
01:22:22	You know, like your ClA.
01:22:24	-I've been undercover for two years.
01:22:27	What was your plan,
01:22:30	There was no plan.
01:22:32	A year ago, Intelligence gets
01:22:37	They forget about me. And I did what
01:22:42	What do I understand?
01:22:45	But my boss needs to know
01:22:48	-Okay?
01:22:52	The submarine's purpose is to deploy
01:22:56	It's been missing since
01:23:00	It can kill millions.
01:23:01	We knew they were up to something.
01:23:05	-That's excellent work, Triple X.
01:23:10	If I said don't jump off
01:23:13	-You're right. I'd definitely do it.
01:23:17	I'm an authority figure,
01:23:21	Look, my men are on this now.
01:23:23	-It's time for you to come home.
01:23:30	I'm not authorized to give her asylum.
01:23:34	But I promise it'll be done
01:23:39	Come home, Xander. That's an order.
01:23:59	How soon can Yorgi launch this thing?
01:24:05	You were told to go home!
01:24:09	How soon, Yelena?
01:24:13	Soon.
01:24:16	If they get ahead of schedule,
01:24:19	He's got an army, a fortress.
01:24:24	I've risked my life for stupid reasons.
01:24:29	This is not one of your stunts.
01:24:36	If you don't go back in there...
01:24:40	...he'll know something's wrong.
01:24:42	You can't ask me to go back there.
01:24:49	You want to know something ironic?
01:24:55	I wanted to make a difference.
01:24:59	I fought for it.
01:25:05	Then finish it.
01:25:24	Remember what I told you,
01:25:27	-Never again?
01:25:48	But when you break it down,
01:25:52	I'd be happy with a beautiful
01:25:54	Hey, geek!
01:26:03	-I want all that in here.
01:26:07	The castle's covered
01:26:11	That's why we cannot get close enough.
01:26:16	Hang on. That's why I need to
01:26:22	...at the base of the mountain.
01:26:29	Is there anyone here
01:26:34	I can.
01:26:42	Too much turbulence
01:26:45	Just get me in line with that tower!
01:26:48	I'll do the rest!
01:27:03	Go now!
01:28:27	Viktor! We got company!
01:28:33	Catch him fast. Kill him slow!
01:32:26	Nothing like fresh powder.
01:33:05	Yelena, my sweet dove,
01:33:10	Your assignment was to kill the cop
01:33:15	Not good for undercover agent
01:33:24	I knew about you all along...
01:33:27	...and it was my pleasure to twist
01:33:34	And you.
01:33:41	Of all people,
01:33:44	...what I'm trying to accomplish.
01:33:47	Can you imagine?
01:33:49	Imagine a city like Prague vanishing...
01:33:52	...in a cloud of poison gas.
01:33:56	Then Hamburg, London, Washington.
01:33:59	Imagine not knowing who did it, or why.
01:34:05	These guys attack those guys.
01:34:09	Soon, whole world implodes.
01:34:12	Imagine governments disappearing.
01:34:16	And in the end...
01:34:18	...imagine facing absolute,
01:34:27	But neither of you will be there
01:34:32	Like Viktor.
01:34:37	Like Kolya.
01:35:25	Cover me!
01:35:37	Get me out of this thing!
01:35:43	He took the hard drive.
01:35:52	Pick one.
01:36:05	Ivan, take out that nest!
01:36:27	You have to turn the safety off.
01:36:53	Hold them off as long as you can.
01:36:57	See you, my friend.
01:37:56	Come on, baby.
01:38:06	Stop! He's got us pinned down.
01:38:13	Shit.
01:38:15	You got a bazooka!
01:38:16	Stop thinking Prague police and start
01:38:21	This is not bazooka.
01:38:27	Heat-seeker?
01:38:30	Set it.
01:38:35	The son of a bitch is smoking.
01:38:55	I told him that cigarette
01:39:58	Learn how to shoot, piece of shit!
01:40:26	Quick! Help me pull him out!
01:40:33	It will hit the city in 30 minutes!
01:40:50	Guys. I need a helicopter.
01:40:53	I need transportation.
01:41:03	X, there you are.
01:41:06	This thing will damn near fly now.
01:41:09	You screwed me.
01:41:12	He'll hang us both out to dry.
01:41:14	-Agent Shavers.
01:41:16	I'm going to give you
01:41:19	Take over, finish the mop-up.
01:41:23	Yes, sir! I'm the man for the job!
01:41:28	Wait! Wait! Wait!
01:41:31	Almost forgot the manual. You'll need
01:41:32	Hey, X. Go kick some ass.
01:41:56	That thing must be going 80 mph!
01:42:00	We can't! The controls
01:42:05	-You see it?
01:42:06	The hard drive's in there!
01:42:09	You got the manual. See if Shavers
01:42:13	-He's got very bad handwriting.
01:42:17	Flame throwers, mini-bombs, exploding
01:42:23	This is a tank.
01:42:26	Silent Night only breaks down
01:42:31	-I'll have to get on it!
01:42:34	I'll have to get on it.
01:42:43	Our surveillance puts Ahab
01:42:48	-We should evacuate the city.
01:42:53	Call air support. We may need
01:42:57	-If we hit that thing--
01:43:00	And the crisis will be contained!
01:43:03	One city's better than 10.
01:43:07	Another thing: A blue GTO
01:43:22	Shit! Does this road
01:43:25	Come on! Check the GPS!
01:43:29	Yes, it does!
01:43:50	There's got to be something here
01:43:54	Harpoon gun, parachutes
01:43:58	It's all useless!
01:44:01	How far are we?
01:44:04	The river is just beyond
01:44:17	I'm going through!
01:44:20	-Twenty-two!
01:44:25	That was a flamethrower!
01:44:28	It's 32! I told you!
01:44:31	Hit it!
01:45:07	Shavers loaded this thing.
01:45:11	There are more weapons
01:45:24	-Take the wheel!
01:45:33	The brake! The brake!
01:45:38	The gas! The gas!
01:45:52	X, what are you doing?
01:45:54	Five minutes to target.
01:46:02	X, talk to me!
01:46:04	-You said there was an ejectable roof.
01:46:07	Hit it!
01:46:22	Shit! lt's out of range!
01:46:25	-There's a bridge! Cross the bridge!
01:46:43	Come on.
01:46:48	Come on!
01:46:51	-Got you!
01:46:55	-I wish I had a camera!
01:46:59	This is gonna be one hell of a trick.
01:47:57	Three minutes to target.
01:49:50	One minute to target.
01:49:52	Move! Move! Move!
01:49:55	Out of the way!
01:50:16	Eyes!
01:50:34	Ten seconds to target.
01:50:45	Target in sight.
01:50:47	Call the jets off.
01:51:03	Welcome to the Xander zone!
01:51:46	Zero contamination level. I understand,
01:52:03	You Yelena?
01:52:06	Mr. Gibbons.
01:52:08	I promised Xander
01:52:12	I'm a man of my word.
01:52:14	It doesn't make much difference now,
01:52:42	He's alive! He's alive! Come here!
01:52:53	Get him out of there, double-time.
01:52:59	-Bora Bora!
01:53:05	Bora Bora.
01:53:33	You're getting burnt.
01:53:40	Xander, you there?
01:53:42	I know you're there, Xander. I've got
01:53:50	Call me. We got a whole
01:53:55	Something very important has come up.
01:53:58	Oh, by the way...
01:54:00	...you passed the test.
01:54:06	You gotta be kidding me.

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