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Batman Returns
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- Merry Christmas. |
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Penguin sighting! Man or myth? |
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What is he? Today's edition. |
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Another penguin sighting! Check it out! |
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Penguin man living in Gotham's sewers! |
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May I have your attention, Gotham City? |
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It is time for tonight's lighting of the tree. |
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How about that? |
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Part man, part penguin! All horrifying! |
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Find out for only 50 cents! Come on! |
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Read about the possible terror |
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Read about it! |
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Missing link between man and bird. |
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My dear boy... |
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...sometimes it's a diversion |
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Usually, it's a waste of time. |
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Whatever. Today's issue! |
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The Globe! Right here! 25 cents! |
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Well, here's hoping. |
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With luck, Gotham will have its first |
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I feel almost vulgar at Yuletide... |
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...mentioning the new power plant. |
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But if we're to break ground |
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...variances, tax incentives. |
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Power plant? |
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Studies show we've enough power to get |
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Your analysts foresee growth |
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Imagine... |
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...a Gotham City... |
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...of the future, lit up like a blanket |
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...but blinking on and off... |
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...embarrassingly low on juice. |
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Frankly... |
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...I cringe, Mr. Mayor. |
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Sorry, any plans must go |
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...through the usual channels. |
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I have a suggestion. |
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Well... |
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...actually, really, just more like a question. |
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I'm afraid we haven't |
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In the plus column, though... |
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...she makes great coffee. |
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Dad. |
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Mr. Mayor. Time to go down |
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"Actually, more of a question." |
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You stupid corn dog. |
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Corn dog, corn dog. |
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I have enough signatures |
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That's not a threat, just simple numbers. |
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Maybe. But you sure as hell |
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Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. |
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From those of us at City Hall |
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...happy holidays. |
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We have with us a man who needs |
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Please welcome Gotham's |
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Pick up those contracts for Personnel and... |
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...pick up the dry cleaning |
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Darn! |
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I forgot my speech. |
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Remind me to take it out |
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Santa Claus? |
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Afraid not. |
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I'm just a poor schmo. Got lucky. |
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Sue me... |
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...if I want to give some back. |
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I only wish I could hand out more |
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...expensive baubles. |
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I wish I could hand out world peace... |
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...and unconditional love... |
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...wrapped in a big bow. |
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Oh, but you can. |
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Oh, but you will. |
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Merry Christmas. |
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Great idea. |
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Not mine. |
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What are you waiting for? The signal! |
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We want the big guy! |
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What do you want? |
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Not you! |
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Shreck! |
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You'll have to go through me. |
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Dad, go! Save yourself! |
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Dad, go! |
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Shut up! |
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Take one step closer, Mr. Manbat, and I'll... |
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You missed. |
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The Batman. |
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Or is it just "Batman"? |
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Your choice, of course. |
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Well, that was... |
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...very brief. |
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Just like all the men in my life. |
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What men? |
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Well... |
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...then again, there's you. |
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Thanks for saving the day, Batman. |
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We'll see. |
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They almost made off with our mover |
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Where is that insufferable son of a bitch? |
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I believe the word you're looking for is... |
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Actually, this is all just a bad dream. |
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You're at home in bed... |
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...heavily sedated, resting comfortably... |
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...dying from the carcinogens |
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...in a lifetime of profiteering. |
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Tragic irony... |
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...or poetic justice? |
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You tell me. |
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My God, it's true. |
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Penguin Man of the sewer. |
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Odd as it may seem, Max... |
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...you and I have something in common: |
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We're both perceived as monsters. |
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But somehow... |
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...you're a well-respected monster... |
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...and I am, to date... |
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...not! |
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Frankly, I feel that's a bum rap. |
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Tough, yes. |
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Shrewd, okay. But that does not |
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Don't embarrass yourself, Max! |
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I know all about you. |
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What you hide, I discover. |
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What you put in your toilet... |
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...I place on my mantle. Get the picture? |
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Is that supposed to hypnotize me? |
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No, just give you a splitting headache. |
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It's not working. |
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Oh, you big baby! |
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Just blanks. |
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Would I go through all this trouble |
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No, Max. |
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I have an entirely other purpose. |
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I'm ready, Max. |
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I've been down here too long. |
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It's time for me to ascend... |
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...to re-emerge... |
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...with your help... |
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...your know-how... |
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...your savvy. |
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I wasn't born in the sewer, you know. |
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I come from... |
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...like you. |
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And, like you, I want some respect! |
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A recognition of my basic humanity. |
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But most of all... |
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...I want to find out who I am... |
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...by finding my parents... |
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...learning my human name. |
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Simple stuff that the good people |
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And... |
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...exactly why am I going to help you? |
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Well... |
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Let's start. |
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Let's see what we have in here. |
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A batch of toxic waste... |
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...from your clean textile plant! |
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There's a whole lagoon of this crud |
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It could have come from anywhere. |
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What about the documents that prove you |
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If there were such documents... |
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...that's not an admission... |
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...they would've been shredded. |
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Good idea. |
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A lot of tape and a little patience |
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By the way... |
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...how's Fred Atkins, your old partner? |
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Fred? |
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Fred's actually... |
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I believe he's on an extended vacation. |
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Good. |
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Hiya, Max. Remember me? |
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Want to greet any other body parts? |
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Remember, Max... |
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...you flush it, I flaunt it. |
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You know what, Mr. Penguin, sir? |
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I think, perhaps... |
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...I could help orchestrate |
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Once we're both back home, |
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You won't regret this, Mr. Shreck. |
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Honey, I'm home! |
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Oh, I forgot. I'm not married. |
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Miss Kitty. |
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Back from more sexual escapades |
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Not that I'd ever pry. |
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Drink your dinner. |
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What? |
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How can anyone be so pathetic? |
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Yes, to you I seem pathetic, |
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Must pay the rent. Maybe if you |
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Selina, dear, it's your mother. |
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Yeah, but... |
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But I'm disappointed you're not |
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I want to discuss why you insist |
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...as some lowly secretary. |
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Lowly assistant. |
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Selina, about that Christmas getaway |
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I'll be going alone. Dr. Shaw says I need |
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Some appendage! |
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The party never stops |
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I should've let him win |
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Hello... |
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...Selina Kyle. |
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We're calling to tell you about exciting, |
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It makes women feel like women... |
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This is yourself reminding you to come |
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...if you forgot the Bruce Wayne file... |
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Working late? |
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I'm just boning up for your Bruce Wayne |
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I pulled all the files |
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...and Mr. Wayne's hoped-for investment. |
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How industrious! |
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How did you open the protected files? |
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May I ask? |
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I figured your password was "Geraldo," |
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This is all very interesting, |
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...about how the power plant |
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...since, in fact, it's going to be a big, |
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...big, giant... capacitor. |
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And, instead of generating power, |
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...Gotham City... |
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...and storing it... |
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...stockpiling it... |
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...which is a very novel approach, I'd say. |
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Who'd you say this to? |
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Nobody. |
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What did curiosity do to the cat? |
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I'm no cat. |
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I'm just an assistant. |
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A secretary. |
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And a very good one. |
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Too good? |
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Listen... |
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...it's our secret. Honest. |
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How can you be so mean |
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This power plant... |
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...is my legacy. It's what I leave behind. |
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For Chip. |
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Nothing must prevent that. |
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Go ahead. Intimidate me. |
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It's not like you can kill me! |
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Actually, it's a lot like that. |
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For a second, you really frightened me. |
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Really? |
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Honey, I'm home! |
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Oh, I forgot. I'm not married. |
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Selina, this is your mother. Call me. |
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Selina, this is your mother. |
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Hello, Selina Kyle. |
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We're just calling to make sure |
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One whiff of this and your boss |
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...for a candlelight staff meeting for two. |
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Gotham Lady perfume. |
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I don't know about you, |
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...so much yummier. |
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Ladies and gentlemen: |
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I stand before you again to denounce |
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It's got to stop. |
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It's going to stop! |
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...in a season when |
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I don't care what the cynics may say. |
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...and should be a healing time. |
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I say that not only as an official... |
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...but as a husband and a father. |
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Last night's violence won't happen again. |
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I'm not good at speeches, |
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It's the hideous Penguin Man. |
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Take the baby. Just don't hurt me, please! |
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This was the remarkable scene |
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The mysterious Penguin saving the life |
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...and announcing his presence. |
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...is a chance... |
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...to find my mom and dad. |
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A chance to find out who they are... |
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...and thusly... |
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...who I am. |
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And then... |
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...with my parents... |
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...try to understand... why. |
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Why they did what I guess |
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...to a child... |
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...who was born... |
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...a little different. |
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A child... |
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...who spent his first Christmas... |
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...and many since... |
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...in a sewer. |
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Mr. Wayne? Something wrong? |
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His parents. |
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This scene, direct from Gotham Plaza. |
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I hope he finds them. |
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Here he is, standing alongside |
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How about a statement? |
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- Penguin's not to be disturbed! |
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- Walk. Now. Move. |
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Wait a minute. |
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What about the freedom |
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...with dignity and privacy? |
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Is the Penguin a personal friend? |
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He's a personal friend of the whole city, |
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Give the Constitution a rest. |
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"Red Triangle Circus put on |
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"Circus returns for a two-week... |
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"Kids will love..." |
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Thanks. |
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It's cold! |
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It's vichyssoise. |
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It's supposed to be cold. |
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"Circus is back with a freak show, |
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"...featuring a poodle lady... |
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"...the world's fattest man... |
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"...and Aquatic Bird Boy." |
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Why are you determined to prove... |
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...that this Penguin is not what he seems? |
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Must you be the only lonely "man-beast" |
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"The circus folded its tents yesterday... |
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"...after reports of missing children |
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"Police have closed down |
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"However, at least one |
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"...he could be questioned." |
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I suppose you feel better now. |
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No. |
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Actually, I feel worse. |
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Why're you still out? |
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Are you concerned about that strange, |
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I think he knows who his parents are. |
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There's something else. |
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Mr. Penguin... |
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A penguin is a bird that cannot fly! |
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I am a man! |
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I have a name! |
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Oswald Cobblepot! |
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You'll never be able to settle with them? |
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True. |
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I was their "Number-One" son... |
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...and they treated me like number two. |
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But it's human nature to fear... |
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...the unusual. |
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Perhaps... |
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...when I held my... |
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...Tiffany baby rattle... |
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...with a shiny flipper... |
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...instead of five chubby digits... |
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...they freaked. |
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But I forgive them. |
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"Penguin forgives parents! |
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"'Don't need hands as long |
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"'My heart is filled with love. |
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- He's like a frog that became a prince. |
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Now, now, pretty little thing. |
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Nice and easy. |
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I love a big, strong man who's not afraid |
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Be gentle, it's my first time. |
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Tic-tac-toe. |
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You make it easy, don't you? |
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Always waiting for some Batman |
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I am Catwoman... |
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...hear me roar. |
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I'd offer you coffee, but my assistant |
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Good time. Everyone but the bandits'll |
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I'm not sure I like the inference. |
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I didn't realize I made one. |
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I'm pushing this power plant now |
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A million saved is a million earned. |
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I commissioned this report. |
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Gotham City has a power surplus. |
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My question is: |
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What's your angle? |
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"Power surplus?" Bruce, shame on you! |
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No such thing. One can never have |
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If my life has a meaning, |
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I'll fight you. I've already spoken |
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Mayors come and go. |
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Blue bloods tire easily. |
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Can you go 15 rounds |
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I guess we'll find out. |
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Of course, I don't have a crime boss |
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"Crime boss?" Shows what you know... |
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..."Mr. To-The-Manor-Born- |
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Oswald is Gotham's new golden boy. |
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If his parents hadn't 86'ed him, |
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He controls the Red Triangle Gang. |
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I'll not stand for mud-slinging here. |
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If my assistant was here, |
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Anywhere he wants. |
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Preferably some nightspot grotto... |
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...or... |
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...secluded hideaway. |
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Nice suit. |
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That's my name, don't wear it out |
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This is Bruce... |
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...Wayne. |
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We've met. |
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Have we? |
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No, I'm sorry. I mistook me |
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You mean, "mistook me." |
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Isn't that what I said? |
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I don't think so. |
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What happened? |
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Did you hurt yourself... on that ski slope? |
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Is that why you cut short your vacation? |
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It's a blur. |
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Not complete amnesia. I remember |
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...and Betsy saying |
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And the time I forgot to wear |
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...and the name of the boy who noticed |
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He's dead now. |
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But last night... |
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...complete blur. |
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Couldn't you just die? |
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Please... |
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...show out Mr. Wayne. |
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With pleasure. |
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Your coat, Mr. Wayne. |
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You don't seem like the type |
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No. You don't seem like the type |
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Well, that's a... |
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...long story. |
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I could free up some time. |
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- I'm listed. |
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I'm working. |
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I'm leaving. |
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You buy that blurry business? |
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Women. |
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Nothing surprises me... |
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...except your late mother. |
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Who'd have thought Selina |
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Bottom line? |
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She tries to blackmail me, |
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Meantime... |
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...l've got badder fish to fry. |
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Oswald... |
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...it's Max. |
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You're home? |
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How've you been? |
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Your extended family? |
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Good to have a family. |
| 00:47:13 |
I'd rather not be disturbed now. |
| 00:47:16 |
Come on downstairs, Oswald. |
| 00:47:19 |
I don't like surprises. |
| 00:47:37 |
Come on. |
| 00:47:51 |
Don't peek. |
| 00:47:54 |
You'll spoil it. |
| 00:48:18 |
Adulation is a cross to bear. |
| 00:48:22 |
But someone's got to supplant our |
| 00:48:25 |
And don't deny it, Mr. Cobblepot, |
| 00:48:29 |
Your charisma's bigger than both of us. |
| 00:48:34 |
Mayor? |
| 00:48:37 |
Mayor. |
| 00:48:40 |
Elections happen in November. |
| 00:48:43 |
Don't worry. |
| 00:48:44 |
I want you to meet Jen and Josh, |
| 00:48:49 |
Here. |
| 00:48:51 |
Reclaim your birthright. |
| 00:48:55 |
I'm Jen. |
| 00:49:00 |
Okay, let's see. What I'd like to do first |
| 00:49:04 |
Our research tells us |
| 00:49:07 |
So if we were to just lose this... |
| 00:49:11 |
We'll do it another time. |
| 00:49:15 |
Not a lot of reflective surfaces |
| 00:49:29 |
Still, it could be worse. |
| 00:49:32 |
My nose could be gushing blood. |
| 00:49:38 |
What do you mean by that? |
| 00:49:44 |
Everybody, back to work! |
| 00:49:47 |
Let's make... |
| 00:49:49 |
...a mayor! |
| 00:49:56 |
You're right, we missed |
| 00:49:59 |
...but elected officials can be recalled, |
| 00:50:02 |
...given the boot. Look at Nixon, Agnew. |
| 00:50:04 |
Then think of you... |
| 00:50:06 |
...Oswald Cobblepot, filling the void. |
| 00:50:09 |
I'd like to fill her void. |
| 00:50:13 |
We'll need signatures to overturn |
| 00:50:18 |
- Teach her my French flipper trick. |
| 00:50:24 |
A platform? |
| 00:50:27 |
Stop global warming. Start global cooling. |
| 00:50:32 |
I like it. But to get the mayor recalled, |
| 00:50:36 |
"You're doing great, Mayor Cobblepot." |
| 00:50:39 |
"Your table is ready, Mayor Cobblepot." |
| 00:50:42 |
"I need you, Oswald. I need you now! " |
| 00:50:47 |
"That's the biggest parasol I've ever seen." |
| 00:50:51 |
Soon an incident like the Gulf of Tonkin, |
| 00:51:02 |
You want my old friends up there... |
| 00:51:05 |
...to drive the mayor into a foaming frenzy? |
| 00:51:08 |
- Exactly. |
| 00:51:10 |
But... |
| 00:51:12 |
...I mustn't get sidetracked, Maxie. |
| 00:51:15 |
I have my own things to tend to. |
| 00:51:17 |
"Sidetracked?" This is your chance |
| 00:51:21 |
...that your parents carelessly discarded. |
| 00:51:27 |
Reclaim my birthright, you mean? |
| 00:51:29 |
Imagine, as mayor, |
| 00:51:32 |
...access to the captains of industry... |
| 00:51:36 |
...unlimited poontang. |
| 00:51:41 |
You drive a hard bargain, Maxie. |
| 00:51:45 |
All right, I'll be mayor. |
| 00:51:50 |
Burn, baby, burn! |
| 00:54:27 |
- Who is she? |
| 00:54:30 |
I don't know whether to open fire |
| 00:54:33 |
You poor guys. |
| 00:54:35 |
Always confusing your pistols |
| 00:54:40 |
Don't hurt us. Our take-home's |
| 00:54:43 |
You're overpaid. Hit the road. |
| 00:55:03 |
Go ahead and hit me. |
| 00:55:41 |
Admiring your handiwork? |
| 00:55:45 |
Touring the riot scene. |
| 00:55:48 |
Gravely assessing the devastation. |
| 00:55:53 |
"Upstanding-Mayor" stuff. |
| 00:55:59 |
You're not the mayor. |
| 00:56:02 |
Things change. |
| 00:56:06 |
What do you want? |
| 00:56:08 |
The direct approach. |
| 00:56:10 |
I admire that in a man with a mask. |
| 00:56:17 |
You don't really think you'll win, do you? |
| 00:56:23 |
Things change. |
| 00:56:48 |
I saw her first. Got to fly. |
| 00:57:38 |
How could you? I'm a woman! |
| 00:57:41 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:57:55 |
As I was saying, I'm a woman |
| 00:58:01 |
Life's a bitch, now so am I. |
| 00:58:19 |
Who are you? |
| 00:58:21 |
Who's the man behind the bat? |
| 00:58:25 |
Maybe you can help me find... |
| 00:58:27 |
...the woman... |
| 00:58:29 |
...behind the cat. |
| 00:58:33 |
No, that's not you. |
| 00:58:39 |
There you are. |
| 00:58:55 |
Saved by Kitty Litter. |
| 00:59:01 |
Bastard! |
| 00:59:19 |
Alfred... |
| 00:59:21 |
...bring me some antiseptic ointment. |
| 00:59:23 |
Coming. Are you in pain, sir? |
| 00:59:28 |
Not really. |
| 00:59:51 |
I may have saved the mayor's baby... |
| 00:59:55 |
...but I refuse to save a mayor... |
| 00:59:57 |
...who stood by, helpless as a baby... |
| 01:00:00 |
...while Gotham was ravaged |
| 01:00:04 |
...that turned Eagle Scouts |
| 01:00:09 |
...and happy homemakers into catwomen. |
| 01:00:13 |
Thank you. |
| 01:00:17 |
Oswald Cobblepot, the mystery man-beast, |
| 01:00:24 |
Mr. Cobblepot, you are the coolest |
| 01:00:29 |
And you're the hottest young person... |
| 01:00:31 |
...a role model could have. |
| 01:00:36 |
Here. |
| 01:00:38 |
Wear a button. |
| 01:00:41 |
Let me just get it on here. |
| 01:00:47 |
Thank you. |
| 01:00:53 |
This mayor stuff is not about power, |
| 01:00:57 |
...touching people, groping people. |
| 01:01:00 |
- Penguin... |
| 01:01:01 |
It's Oswald Cobblepot. |
| 01:01:04 |
Oswald, there's somebody here to see you. |
| 01:01:15 |
Just the pussy I've been looking for. |
| 01:01:22 |
It's chilly in here. |
| 01:01:25 |
I'll warm you. |
| 01:01:26 |
Down, Oswald. |
| 01:01:30 |
We need to talk. |
| 01:01:32 |
You see... |
| 01:01:33 |
...you and I have something in common. |
| 01:01:36 |
Sounds familiar. |
| 01:01:38 |
Appetite for destruction? |
| 01:01:40 |
Contempt for the czars of fashion? |
| 01:01:43 |
Wait, don't tell me. |
| 01:01:45 |
Naked sexual charisma? |
| 01:01:48 |
Batman. |
| 01:01:50 |
The thorn in both our sides. |
| 01:01:53 |
The fly in our ointment. |
| 01:01:56 |
Ointment? |
| 01:01:57 |
I've got scented and unscented. |
| 01:02:00 |
I'll come back later. |
| 01:02:02 |
Perchance, are you a registered voter? |
| 01:02:06 |
I have but one pet cause today: |
| 01:02:10 |
Ban the Bat. |
| 01:02:11 |
Oh, him again. No bother. |
| 01:02:16 |
We'll disassemble his Batmobile |
| 01:02:24 |
He'd have even more power as a martyr. |
| 01:02:26 |
To destroy Batman, we must first |
| 01:02:31 |
Namely, us. |
| 01:02:34 |
Frame him? |
| 01:02:36 |
Not even in office yet |
| 01:02:41 |
Those names are not for prying eyes. |
| 01:02:45 |
Why should I trust some catbroad anyway? |
| 01:02:49 |
Maybe you're a screwed-up sorority chick |
| 01:02:53 |
...for not buying her that pony |
| 01:03:13 |
Nice birdie. |
| 01:03:29 |
Nice kitty. |
| 01:03:31 |
Nice kitty. |
| 01:03:39 |
Batman napalmed my arm. |
| 01:03:41 |
He knocked me off a building just |
| 01:03:45 |
I want to play an integral part |
| 01:03:52 |
A plan is forming. |
| 01:04:02 |
I want in. |
| 01:04:05 |
The thought of busting Batman |
| 01:04:10 |
...dirty. |
| 01:04:15 |
Maybe I'll just give myself a bath |
| 01:04:29 |
I challenge the mayor... |
| 01:04:31 |
...to re-light the Christmas tree |
| 01:04:35 |
Sir, shall we change the channel |
| 01:04:41 |
The Love Connection perhaps? |
| 01:04:45 |
...not that I have any faith in the mayor. |
| 01:04:47 |
But I hope and pray... |
| 01:04:49 |
...that Batman... |
| 01:04:51 |
...will be present to preserve the peace. |
| 01:04:55 |
Subtle. |
| 01:04:59 |
Why are you doing this? |
| 01:05:03 |
Selina? |
| 01:05:07 |
Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. |
| 01:05:09 |
Scare me? I was just scaring myself. |
| 01:05:12 |
I don't see how, but... |
| 01:05:15 |
It's nice to see you in the real world, |
| 01:05:19 |
It's nice to be here. |
| 01:05:24 |
Are you all right? |
| 01:05:27 |
You look like you have the holiday blues |
| 01:05:33 |
Boy, the news these days. |
| 01:05:36 |
Weird! |
| 01:05:39 |
I heard on TV that Catwoman |
| 01:05:44 |
How do these hacks sleep at night? |
| 01:05:46 |
It's not even accurate. "Batman blows it"? |
| 01:05:49 |
He probably saved millions |
| 01:05:53 |
You're not going to the re-lighting |
| 01:05:57 |
I wouldn't be caught dead there. |
| 01:06:00 |
It's going to be a hot time |
| 01:06:05 |
You got kind of a dark side, don't you? |
| 01:06:09 |
No darker than yours. |
| 01:06:14 |
Why don't you come over |
| 01:06:18 |
The tree-lighting ceremony. |
| 01:06:20 |
I can't. I have to be somewhere tonight. |
| 01:06:24 |
How about coming for dinner at five? |
| 01:06:26 |
Let's say six? |
| 01:06:29 |
Five. |
| 01:06:29 |
Five. You and me. |
| 01:06:38 |
The tree lights up |
| 01:06:41 |
Wait, wait. |
| 01:06:43 |
I push the button, then the tree lights up. |
| 01:06:48 |
Who are you? |
| 01:06:50 |
Talent scout. |
| 01:06:52 |
Come in. |
| 01:06:54 |
I don't just light trees. |
| 01:06:59 |
What is that thing? |
| 01:07:02 |
Say, "Cheese! " |
| 01:07:05 |
Cheese. |
| 01:07:17 |
Thanks, Alfred. |
| 01:07:20 |
I'm sure he's wonderful company... |
| 01:07:23 |
...but doesn't the "gold-plated-bachelor" bit |
| 01:07:28 |
A lot like the "lonely-secretary" syndrome, |
| 01:07:31 |
Executive Assistant. |
| 01:07:33 |
Sorry. |
| 01:07:37 |
Secretary. |
| 01:07:43 |
Any girlfriend? |
| 01:07:47 |
Sure. |
| 01:07:50 |
You mean, as in serious? |
| 01:07:53 |
No. Had one, didn't work. |
| 01:07:55 |
What went wrong? Hang on! |
| 01:07:57 |
I think I know! |
| 01:07:59 |
You kept things from her. |
| 01:08:01 |
I told her everything. |
| 01:08:03 |
The truth frightened her? |
| 01:08:05 |
There are two truths... |
| 01:08:09 |
...you know? |
| 01:08:10 |
She had trouble reconciling them |
| 01:08:15 |
...reconciling them. |
| 01:08:20 |
Vicki thought... |
| 01:08:22 |
Vicki? |
| 01:08:24 |
Ice skater or stewardess? |
| 01:08:28 |
No, she was a photojournalist. |
| 01:08:31 |
Was Vicki right about your... |
| 01:08:33 |
...difficulty with duality? |
| 01:08:39 |
You see... |
| 01:08:41 |
...if I say yes, then... |
| 01:08:44 |
...you'll think of me as a... |
| 01:08:47 |
...Norman Bates, a Ted Bundy type and... |
| 01:08:57 |
You might not let me kiss you. |
| 01:09:02 |
It's the so-called normal guys |
| 01:09:05 |
Sickos never scare me. |
| 01:09:47 |
I can't do that. |
| 01:09:48 |
Neither can I. |
| 01:09:50 |
This is a special bulletin. |
| 01:09:54 |
Can you confirm reports of Batman's |
| 01:09:59 |
The evidence is purely circumstantial. |
| 01:10:02 |
This was found, stained with blood, |
| 01:10:08 |
- I must go. |
| 01:10:11 |
Hold on. Just sit for a second and relax. |
| 01:10:24 |
I've got to go to the plaza. |
| 01:10:27 |
- He is begging me to show. |
| 01:10:30 |
I can't. There's been a kidnapping. |
| 01:10:34 |
Shit! |
| 01:10:38 |
Tell Selina, Ms. Kyle, |
| 01:10:42 |
Tell her that a big business deal came up... |
| 01:10:46 |
Let her know, not in some kind of dumb, |
| 01:10:50 |
I'll relay the message. |
| 01:10:56 |
Mr. Wayne told me to tell you that... |
| 01:10:59 |
Bruce, yes... |
| 01:11:02 |
Would you tell him... |
| 01:11:04 |
...l've been going through... |
| 01:11:09 |
Just that... |
| 01:11:11 |
...this is not a rejection... |
| 01:11:13 |
...my abruptly leaving. |
| 01:11:15 |
In fact, he makes me feel the way... |
| 01:11:18 |
...I hope I really am. |
| 01:11:21 |
Could you just make up a sonnet or... |
| 01:11:25 |
One has just sprung to mind. |
| 01:11:29 |
This way, ma'am. |
| 01:12:29 |
Ladies and Gentlemen. |
| 01:12:31 |
Please, may I have your attention? |
| 01:12:35 |
I know that to many of you... |
| 01:12:38 |
...Gotham seems a bit |
| 01:12:41 |
But I want you to know |
| 01:12:44 |
...and your police department... |
| 01:12:46 |
...have the situation well in hand. |
| 01:13:47 |
Got to hurry. |
| 01:13:48 |
Thank you. |
| 01:13:49 |
It was set up to look like I did it. |
| 01:13:50 |
I'll tell the police I was kidnapped |
| 01:13:54 |
Did somebody say fish? |
| 01:13:56 |
I haven't been fed all day. |
| 01:13:59 |
Eat floor. |
| 01:14:02 |
High fiber. |
| 01:14:04 |
Hey, stud... |
| 01:14:05 |
...I thought we had something together. |
| 01:14:24 |
Got to go. Girl talk. |
| 01:14:53 |
She let me go. I think 'cause I reasoned |
| 01:14:58 |
Be careful. Don't move. |
| 01:15:02 |
Lawn dart! |
| 01:15:07 |
Rats with wings, do your thing. |
| 01:15:16 |
Batman pushed the Princess! |
| 01:15:33 |
Hold your fire! |
| 01:15:48 |
You're catnip to a girl like me. |
| 01:15:52 |
Handsome, dazed... |
| 01:15:55 |
...and to die for. |
| 01:16:04 |
Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. |
| 01:16:07 |
But a kiss... |
| 01:16:09 |
...can be even deadlier if you mean it. |
| 01:16:20 |
You're the second man |
| 01:16:23 |
But I've got seven lives left. |
| 01:16:25 |
I tried to save you... |
| 01:16:27 |
Seems like every woman |
| 01:16:30 |
Or deeply resentful. |
| 01:16:33 |
Maybe you should retire. |
| 01:16:57 |
Damn. |
| 01:17:32 |
Outstanding! |
| 01:17:34 |
You're Beauty and the Beast... |
| 01:17:37 |
...in one luscious Christmas gift pack. |
| 01:17:40 |
You said you'd scare the Ice Princess. |
| 01:17:43 |
She looked pretty scared to me. |
| 01:17:47 |
A touch of the bubbly? |
| 01:17:53 |
So what are we waiting for? |
| 01:17:55 |
Let's consummate our fiendish union. |
| 01:17:58 |
What? |
| 01:18:00 |
Oh, come on. |
| 01:18:02 |
Can't you picture? |
| 01:18:03 |
It's dark in the mayor's mansion. |
| 01:18:06 |
I'm bushed, so here you come |
| 01:18:10 |
...twitching your little tail... |
| 01:18:12 |
...my slippers in one hand, |
| 01:18:16 |
Please. |
| 01:18:17 |
I wouldn't touch you to scratch you. |
| 01:18:19 |
You lousy minx! I should have you spayed! |
| 01:18:24 |
I don't think I like you anymore! |
| 01:18:34 |
Good-bye, my unintended. |
| 01:18:37 |
Go to heaven. |
| 01:19:35 |
There he is! |
| 01:19:39 |
Don't adjust your sets. |
| 01:19:41 |
Welcome... |
| 01:19:42 |
...to the Oswald Cobblepot |
| 01:19:46 |
Gentlemen, start your screaming. |
| 01:20:21 |
This may be a bad time to mention it, |
| 01:20:42 |
Relax. |
| 01:20:43 |
I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, |
| 01:21:32 |
You must admit I played this stinking city |
| 01:21:56 |
Helpless old lady at 12:00 high! |
| 01:22:34 |
That's funny. |
| 01:22:43 |
Now I'm a little worried. |
| 01:23:11 |
So he survived. Why worry? |
| 01:23:13 |
He didn't even lose a limb! |
| 01:23:17 |
Listen to them. They've lost faith |
| 01:23:21 |
They're ready to bond with you, |
| 01:23:24 |
If it works, don't fix it. |
| 01:23:26 |
We'll celebrate tonight at my annual ball. |
| 01:23:29 |
Shreck and Cobblepot... |
| 01:23:31 |
...the visionary alliance. |
| 01:23:52 |
When it came time... |
| 01:23:54 |
...to ensure the safety of our fair city... |
| 01:23:59 |
...did the mayor have a plan? |
| 01:24:02 |
No! |
| 01:24:04 |
He relied on a man. |
| 01:24:08 |
A Batman. |
| 01:24:10 |
A ticking time-bomb of a costumed freak... |
| 01:24:14 |
Our prime concern is |
| 01:24:18 |
But let's not forget about |
| 01:24:21 |
There's security to consider. |
| 01:24:23 |
We can't just take it to any old body shop. |
| 01:24:27 |
Security? |
| 01:24:28 |
Who let Vicki Vale into the Batcave? |
| 01:24:31 |
I'm working, I turn around and there she is. |
| 01:24:44 |
- Ready? |
| 01:25:07 |
You ask... am I up here for personal glory? |
| 01:25:12 |
No. |
| 01:25:25 |
The glory that I yearn to recapture... |
| 01:25:29 |
...is the glory of Gotham! |
| 01:25:49 |
How can this be accomplished? |
| 01:25:53 |
I know... |
| 01:25:55 |
...you're all concerned. |
| 01:25:59 |
Relax. |
| 01:26:01 |
I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, |
| 01:26:12 |
I didn't say that. |
| 01:26:16 |
You must admit I played |
| 01:26:20 |
...like a harp from hell! |
| 01:26:24 |
You must admit... |
| 01:26:25 |
...I played this stinking city |
| 01:27:20 |
Why is there always someone who brings |
| 01:27:46 |
There he is! |
| 01:28:18 |
My babies. |
| 01:28:21 |
Did you miss me? |
| 01:28:36 |
Did you miss me? |
| 01:28:39 |
Great speech, Oswald. |
| 01:28:42 |
My name is not Oswald! |
| 01:28:44 |
It's Penguin! |
| 01:28:46 |
I am not a human being! |
| 01:28:48 |
I am an animal. Cold-blooded! |
| 01:28:52 |
Crank the A.C.! |
| 01:28:54 |
Where are my lists? Bring me the names! |
| 01:28:57 |
It's time. |
| 01:28:59 |
These are the names of the first-born sons |
| 01:29:03 |
Just like I was. |
| 01:29:05 |
And like me, a terrible fate waits for them. |
| 01:29:10 |
Tonight, while their parents party... |
| 01:29:13 |
...they'll be dreaming away... |
| 01:29:16 |
...in their safe cribs... |
| 01:29:18 |
...their soft beds... |
| 01:29:20 |
...and we'll snatch them... |
| 01:29:22 |
...carry them into the sewer... |
| 01:29:25 |
...and toss them into a deep, dark, |
| 01:29:30 |
Penguin? |
| 01:29:32 |
Killing sleeping children... |
| 01:29:34 |
...isn't that a little... |
| 01:29:46 |
No, it's a lot. |
| 01:29:57 |
A reminder. |
| 01:29:58 |
Tonight is that loathsome party hosted |
| 01:30:02 |
May we RSVP |
| 01:30:06 |
Not interested. |
| 01:30:09 |
Although... |
| 01:30:12 |
...Selina Kyle might be there. |
| 01:30:37 |
Ingenious costume. |
| 01:30:39 |
Let me guess. |
| 01:30:40 |
Trust-fund goody-goody? |
| 01:30:44 |
Feeling good? |
| 01:30:46 |
You almost made a monster the mayor |
| 01:30:50 |
I am the light of this city... |
| 01:30:52 |
...and I am its mean, twisted soul. |
| 01:30:55 |
Does it matter who's mayor? |
| 01:30:57 |
It does to me. |
| 01:30:58 |
Yawn. |
| 01:31:36 |
I'm sorry about yesterday, but I had... |
| 01:31:38 |
...a pretty big deal come through. |
| 01:31:42 |
It's okay. I had to go home |
| 01:31:53 |
No hard feelings then? |
| 01:31:57 |
Actually... |
| 01:32:01 |
...semi-hard, I'd say. |
| 01:32:09 |
There's a big, comfy California King |
| 01:32:13 |
Why don't we... |
| 01:32:16 |
Take off our costumes? |
| 01:32:21 |
I'm tired of wearing masks. |
| 01:32:24 |
Me too. |
| 01:32:27 |
Let me ask you something. |
| 01:32:30 |
Why'd you come tonight? |
| 01:32:32 |
- You first. |
| 01:32:36 |
Lovely. |
| 01:32:39 |
I wish I could say the same, |
| 01:32:45 |
Do you mean you... |
| 01:32:46 |
Not you and Max? |
| 01:32:49 |
Me and Max? |
| 01:32:57 |
No. This and Max. |
| 01:33:02 |
Don't tell me killing Max |
| 01:33:07 |
Aren't you tired of this |
| 01:33:10 |
...coming out on top when |
| 01:33:13 |
You may have problems with your boss, |
| 01:33:20 |
I don't know anymore, Bruce. |
| 01:33:36 |
A kiss under the mistletoe. |
| 01:33:41 |
"Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it." |
| 01:33:43 |
"But a kiss can be even deadlier... |
| 01:33:48 |
"...if you mean it." |
| 01:33:59 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:34:01 |
Does this mean we have to start fighting? |
| 01:34:05 |
Let's go outside. |
| 01:34:41 |
- Are you okay? |
| 01:34:51 |
You didn't invite me... |
| 01:34:53 |
...so I crashed! |
| 01:34:58 |
What do you want? |
| 01:34:59 |
Right now, my troops... |
| 01:35:01 |
...are fanning out across town... |
| 01:35:03 |
...for your children! |
| 01:35:05 |
Yes! |
| 01:35:06 |
For your first-born sons! |
| 01:35:09 |
The ones you left defenseless at home... |
| 01:35:12 |
...so you could dress up like jerks... |
| 01:35:14 |
...get juiced and dance... |
| 01:35:17 |
...badly! |
| 01:35:23 |
I've personally come... |
| 01:35:25 |
...for Gotham's favorite son... |
| 01:35:28 |
...Mr. Chip Shreck. |
| 01:35:31 |
You're coming with me, |
| 01:35:34 |
...to die, way down in the sewer! |
| 01:35:37 |
Not Chip. If you have any human feeling, |
| 01:35:43 |
I don't. So, no! |
| 01:35:45 |
I'm the one you want. |
| 01:35:46 |
Isn't it Max Shreck who manipulated |
| 01:35:50 |
Isn't it Max, not Chip... |
| 01:35:53 |
...you want to see immersed |
| 01:36:01 |
Okay, you got a point. |
| 01:36:03 |
I'll let the little prince live, for now. |
| 01:36:06 |
In the duck! |
| 01:36:33 |
This is going to be good... |
| 01:36:36 |
...to cut down a whole crop |
| 01:36:41 |
...before their prime. |
| 01:36:45 |
You ask me... how do I lure them in? |
| 01:36:51 |
A little "Pied Penguin" action. |
| 01:36:56 |
And you get to watch them sink... |
| 01:36:59 |
...into a deep puddle... |
| 01:37:01 |
...of your industrial by-products. |
| 01:37:04 |
Then... |
| 01:37:05 |
...you join them. |
| 01:37:40 |
Hurry up and get those kids loaded. |
| 01:37:51 |
Right this way, kiddies. |
| 01:37:54 |
Come with me. |
| 01:38:11 |
So where are all the children? |
| 01:38:17 |
"Dear Penguin: |
| 01:38:18 |
"The children regret |
| 01:38:22 |
"Batman! " |
| 01:38:36 |
My dear penguins... |
| 01:38:39 |
...we stand on a great threshold! |
| 01:38:43 |
It's okay to be scared! |
| 01:38:46 |
Many of you won't be coming back. |
| 01:38:48 |
Thanks to Batman... |
| 01:38:51 |
...the time has come... |
| 01:38:53 |
...to punish all God's children! |
| 01:38:56 |
First-, second-, third- And fourth-born! |
| 01:39:00 |
Why be biased? |
| 01:39:02 |
Male and female! |
| 01:39:04 |
Hell, the sexes are equal... |
| 01:39:07 |
...with their erogenous zones... |
| 01:39:09 |
...blown sky-high! |
| 01:39:14 |
Forward... |
| 01:39:16 |
...march! |
| 01:39:18 |
The liberation of Gotham... |
| 01:39:21 |
...has begun! |
| 01:40:06 |
The penguins are moving above ground. |
| 01:40:32 |
Penguin army... |
| 01:40:34 |
...approaching launch destination |
| 01:40:38 |
One minute until ignition. |
| 01:40:41 |
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal... |
| 01:40:43 |
...so I'm laying them on a slab! |
| 01:40:47 |
Penguins seem to be converging |
| 01:41:12 |
Thirty seconds until ignition. |
| 01:41:16 |
Estimated casualties after launch: |
| 01:41:19 |
100,000 people. |
| 01:41:24 |
The penguins have reached |
| 01:41:45 |
Fifteen seconds to ignition. |
| 01:41:50 |
Ready when you are, sir. |
| 01:41:54 |
I've got the coordinates. |
| 01:42:03 |
Let's turn them around. |
| 01:42:13 |
Something is wrong. |
| 01:42:16 |
Something has jammed the signal. |
| 01:42:28 |
They seem to be turning around. |
| 01:43:00 |
There is also something coming this way. |
| 01:43:04 |
Very large. Very fast. |
| 01:43:21 |
Who's there? |
| 01:43:29 |
I'm homing in on the signal's origin. |
| 01:44:45 |
You're jealous |
| 01:44:48 |
...and you have to wear a mask! |
| 01:44:50 |
You might be right. |
| 01:44:54 |
But what it all comes down to is: |
| 01:45:24 |
My babies! |
| 01:46:58 |
I don't know what you want, |
| 01:47:04 |
Money. |
| 01:47:05 |
Jewels. |
| 01:47:07 |
A very big ball of string. |
| 01:47:13 |
Your blood, Max. |
| 01:47:15 |
I gave at the office. |
| 01:47:16 |
A half-pint. I'm talking gallons. |
| 01:47:19 |
Let's make a deal! |
| 01:47:20 |
Other than my blood, what can I do? |
| 01:47:23 |
Sorry, Max. A die for a die. |
| 01:47:36 |
You're not just saving a life... |
| 01:47:38 |
Shut up. You're going to jail. |
| 01:47:41 |
Don't be naive. The law doesn't |
| 01:47:45 |
Wrong on both counts. |
| 01:47:56 |
Why do this? |
| 01:48:01 |
Let's just take him to the police. |
| 01:48:05 |
Then we can go home... |
| 01:48:08 |
...together. |
| 01:48:15 |
Selina... |
| 01:48:19 |
...don't you see? |
| 01:48:22 |
We're the same. |
| 01:48:25 |
We're the same. |
| 01:48:28 |
Split... |
| 01:48:30 |
...down the center. |
| 01:48:52 |
Please. |
| 01:48:54 |
Bruce... |
| 01:48:56 |
...I would love to live with you |
| 01:49:01 |
...forever, just like in a fairy tale. |
| 01:49:10 |
I just couldn't live with myself. |
| 01:49:16 |
Selina Kyle. |
| 01:49:18 |
You're fired. |
| 01:49:20 |
And Bruce Wayne... |
| 01:49:22 |
...why are you dressed up like Batman? |
| 01:49:24 |
Because he is Batman, you moron! |
| 01:49:28 |
Was. |
| 01:49:31 |
Don't. |
| 01:49:32 |
You killed me, the Penguin killed me, |
| 01:49:36 |
Three lives down. |
| 01:49:39 |
One way to find out. |
| 01:49:44 |
Four. |
| 01:49:45 |
Five. |
| 01:49:50 |
Still alive! |
| 01:50:00 |
Six. |
| 01:50:01 |
Seven. |
| 01:50:03 |
All good girls go to heaven. |
| 01:50:11 |
Two lives left. |
| 01:50:15 |
I'll save one for next Christmas. |
| 01:50:19 |
But in the meantime... |
| 01:50:23 |
...how about a kiss, Santie Claus? |
| 01:51:53 |
Shit! |
| 01:51:54 |
I picked a cute one. |
| 01:51:59 |
The heat's getting to me. |
| 01:52:02 |
I'll murder you momentarily. |
| 01:52:06 |
But first... |
| 01:52:09 |
...I need a cool drink... |
| 01:52:11 |
...of ice water. |
| 01:53:51 |
Stop the car. |
| 01:55:10 |
Come what may... |
| 01:55:12 |
...Merry Christmas, Mr. Wayne. |
| 01:55:14 |
Merry Christmas, Alfred. |
| 01:55:18 |
Goodwill toward men. |
| 01:55:22 |
And women. |
