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00:03:08	Thank you. Hi. I'd like
00:03:12	This is my cab.
00:03:15	I was here first!
00:03:17	Oh, God.
00:03:27	Let's go across. Come on.
00:03:30	We'll get one down the road.
00:03:37	For God's sake, Harold,
00:03:41	I'm trying to get a--. Taxi!
00:03:42	We're going the wrong way!
00:03:46	Put that away. We look like tourists.
00:03:50	Let's cut over to Seventh.
00:03:52	-Seventh is that way.
00:04:16	Hey, give me a dollar.
00:04:19	How about it? One dollar.
00:04:21	Are you deaf?
00:04:24	Come on! Up here.
00:04:30	Hey, lady...
00:04:31	...do the kid a favor. Don't scream.
00:04:54	Hey, all right!
00:04:56	American Express card.
00:04:59	"Don't leave home without it."
00:05:01	Get out of here.
00:05:06	I don' t like it up here.
00:05:08	Are you scared of heights?
00:05:11	I don't know. After what
00:05:14	Look, Johnny Gobs got ripped and
00:05:20	That ain't what I heard at all.
00:05:24	I heard that The Bat got him.
00:05:26	The Bat?! Give me a break, will you?
00:05:29	Five stories. Straight down.
00:05:33	No shit. It was all over the pavement.
00:05:40	-I'm getting out of here.
00:05:43	There ain't no Bat.
00:05:47	You shouldn't have turned
00:05:50	You want your cut of this money
00:06:39	Don't kill me!
00:06:41	Don't kill me!
00:06:43	Don't kill me! Don't kill me!
00:06:45	I won't kill you.
00:06:48	Tell all your friends about me.
00:06:50	What are you?
00:06:52	I'm Batman.
00:07:15	Across this nation...
00:07:17	...the words "Gotham City"
00:07:21	Our streets are overrun, our
00:07:25	As mayor, I promise to root out
00:07:29	...Boss Carl Grissom.
00:07:32	Now, our new District
00:07:35	...will carry out that promise.
00:07:45	Thank you, Mayor Borg.
00:07:49	People of Gotham City...
00:07:52	...l'm a man of few words.
00:07:55	But those words will count,
00:07:59	Commissioner Gordon informs me that
00:08:03	...suspected of fronting for
00:08:08	Before this week is out...
00:08:11	...we are going to knock
00:08:14	...and shed the light of the
00:08:21	Together we can make this
00:08:28	Decent people shouldn't live here.
00:08:31	They'd be happier someplace else.
00:08:34	Pretty tough talk about Carl.
00:08:37	Forget about it.
00:08:39	If this clown could touch Grissom,
00:08:45	If Grissom knew about us...
00:08:48	...he might hand you something.
00:08:52	Don't flatter yourself, angel.
00:08:54	He's a tired old man.
00:09:01	And besides...
00:09:05	...he doesn't know.
00:09:10	You don't worry about
00:09:24	You look fine.
00:09:28	I didn't ask.
00:09:38	Yeah. Hanging on.
00:09:49	Let me guess.
00:09:51	Giant, menacing, supernatural form.
00:09:56	That's it. What are
00:09:59	They're drinking Drano.
00:10:01	It's weird.
00:10:02	Thanks for the tip.
00:10:06	Christ. Knox.
00:10:08	Lieutenant, I hear we
00:10:11	That's 8 sightings in a month. I hear
00:10:16	Sorry, Knox. These two
00:10:21	I'm telling you, a giant bat!
00:10:27	Don't write about this. It will ruin
00:10:32	Lieutenant, every punk
00:10:35	They say he can't be killed.
00:10:38	They say he drinks blood.
00:10:41	I say you're full of shit, Knox.
00:10:47	You can quote me on that.
00:10:50	Is there a 6-foot bat in Gotham City?
00:10:53	Is he on the police payroll?
00:10:56	What's he pulling down, after taxes?
00:11:27	Brought you a little snack, Eckhardt.
00:11:31	-Why don't you broadcast it?
00:11:36	Harvey Dent has been sniffing
00:11:40	That's my territory.
00:11:45	Your problems are our problems.
00:11:49	I answer to Grissom, not to psychos.
00:11:53	You ought to think about the future.
00:11:56	You mean when you run the show?
00:12:01	You're an A-1 nut-boy,
00:12:10	Better be sure.
00:12:17	See?
00:12:19	You can make a good
00:12:30	Where you been spending your nights?
00:12:38	I don't care if this festival
00:12:42	I want hot dogs, balloons, everything.
00:12:45	We'll celebrate this 200th
00:12:49	We may celebrate
00:12:51	It's $250,000 in debt and we
00:12:54	You fill the square with people,
00:12:58	A lot of people may stay away.
00:13:01	They won't be scared when you
00:13:04	I promised that, remember?
00:13:09	Welcome, Count Dracula.
00:13:12	Had any sightings of Big Foot lately?
00:13:15	-They buried your story on Batman.
00:13:18	This is Pulitzer Prize stuff.
00:13:21	I got something for you.
00:13:26	Very funny. You should have
00:13:31	What a dick.
00:13:35	Hello, legs.
00:13:39	I'm reading your stuff.
00:13:41	Well, I'm reading yours.
00:13:44	Hi, I'm Vicki Vale.
00:13:45	Yeah, photographer.
00:13:49	If you want me to pose nude,
00:13:52	Actually, I was in the Corto Maltese.
00:13:56	You could get hurt doing this stuff.
00:13:59	What brings you here?
00:14:02	I'm here to see the
00:14:05	Wildlife? Like what?
00:14:09	Like...bats.
00:14:13	-Who sent you?
00:14:15	I just loved your story, and...
00:14:18	...l like bats.
00:14:23	My pictures, your words.
00:14:27	Okay, you're a visionary, and also
00:14:30	I need something tangible.
00:14:32	Gordon's got a file. I can't
00:14:36	He'll be at Bruce
00:14:38	Yeah. I don't seem to be
00:14:45	Yes, yes. Vale, will you marry me?
00:14:48	-No.
00:14:50	-Maybe.
00:14:59	Say this...
00:15:01	...son-of-a-bitch...
00:15:03	...makes a connection with
00:15:07	What kind of damage
00:15:10	If he ties us with Axis Chemical,
00:15:13	We should move immediately.
00:15:16	I say we break into the place...
00:15:19	...trash the office...
00:15:21	...and make off with the records
00:15:28	Smart thinking. That's
00:15:31	...l'd like you to handle
00:15:37	Me?
00:15:46	Would you mind waiting
00:16:02	That's all, gentlemen. Thank you.
00:16:19	Can somebody else do this?
00:16:22	The fumes in that place....
00:16:28	It's an important job. I need...
00:16:31	...someone I can trust.
00:16:34	You...are my number one guy.
00:16:39	Now...
00:16:42	...don't forget...
00:16:46	...your lucky deck.
00:16:59	My friend...
00:17:02	...your luck is about to change.
00:17:08	Police Department.
00:17:10	Get me Lieutenant Eckhardt.
00:17:55	Can I help you, sir?
00:18:13	-Good evening.
00:18:26	Could you tell me
00:18:30	I'm not sure.
00:18:32	Thanks anyway.
00:19:08	Eight. I can make that eight.
00:19:11	I can make that eight.
00:19:13	Commissioner!
00:19:16	Is it true the Commissioner
00:19:19	There is no Bat. If there were,
00:19:24	Be straight with me, Commissioner.
00:19:26	How you making out?
00:19:28	Mr. Dent, I love that tie.
00:19:30	We were discussing winged vigilantes.
00:19:34	We have enough problems
00:19:37	...without worrying about ghosts.
00:19:40	Pardon me, but that's not a denial.
00:19:44	Excuse me, I'll be back.
00:19:46	Won't anybody go on record?
00:19:48	-Your Honor, great suit.
00:19:53	What's up?
00:19:54	Anonymous tip. Napier's
00:20:05	Why wasn't I told? Who's in charge?
00:20:08	-Echkhardt.
00:20:10	Come on, let's go.
00:20:17	Mr. Gordon?
00:20:24	Mr. Gordon?
00:20:35	Wait, wait. Living room,
00:20:38	Look at this stuff.
00:20:41	Who is this guy?
00:20:43	He gives to humanitarian causes,
00:20:48	He probably does it to get chicks.
00:20:52	Don't leave out
00:20:55	The more they've got,
00:20:58	This guy must be the most
00:21:02	Check this out. He must have been
00:21:08	Where'd this come from?
00:21:10	I have no idea.
00:21:13	It's Japanese.
00:21:15	How do you know?
00:21:17	I bought it in Japan.
00:21:20	-Who are you?
00:21:25	Alexander Knox.
00:21:27	I read your work. I like it a lot.
00:21:30	Thanks. Can I have a grant?
00:21:33	Vicki Vale.
00:21:36	Are you sure?
00:21:38	Yeah. I've seen your pictures
00:21:44	You've got a wonderful eye.
00:21:46	Some people think she has two.
00:21:49	This is a wonderful house.
00:21:53	We need more champagne.
00:21:57	Sure. Go ahead.
00:21:59	How many cases? Six? Six?
00:22:02	Six is good.
00:22:08	Will you be in Gotham for a while?
00:22:10	I plan to be. I'm intrigued
00:22:15	Oh, right. The bat--. Batman.
00:22:20	A bit light after the
00:22:23	What do you do for a living?
00:22:26	Commissioner Gordon
00:22:30	Very unexpectedly, sir.
00:22:34	Will you two excuse me?
00:22:36	I think perhaps this way, sir.
00:22:39	They need wine in the front room, and
00:22:47	And give Knox a grant.
00:22:53	Nice talking with you, Wayne.
00:22:55	The rich....
00:22:57	Know why they're so odd?
00:23:01	Look at this mirror.
00:23:02	Maybe it should be Bruce Vain.
00:23:43	-What's up?
00:23:46	Napier's cleaning out Axis Chemicals.
00:23:48	If we could get him,
00:23:53	Why wasn't I told? Who's in charge?
00:23:55	-Eckhardt.
00:23:58	Come on, let's go.
00:24:15	Get a good look.
00:24:18	Shoot to kill.
00:24:22	Let's move out.
00:24:57	We've been ratted out, boys.
00:24:59	Watch it.
00:25:07	Freeze!
00:25:26	You take the right. Move it.
00:25:29	What the hell's going on?!
00:25:31	-What are you trying to do?
00:25:37	This is Commissioner Gordon.
00:25:41	I repeat. Any man who opens fire
00:26:34	Let me down!
00:26:36	Let me down!
00:26:40	Let me down!
00:26:43	Oh, my God!
00:27:54	Get up on the catwalk on that side.
00:27:56	You take that side. Be very careful.
00:28:14	Jesus!
00:28:17	Let him go...or I'll do Gordon.
00:28:33	Nice outfit.
00:28:47	Come on, Jack, let's go!
00:28:55	Come on!
00:28:59	Eckhardt!
00:29:02	Think about the future.
00:29:47	Goddamn it, we had him!
00:29:50	Hold it right there!
00:30:06	-Who is this guy?
00:30:11	Until we find him, keep a lid on it.
00:30:37	If there's no Bat, then who
00:30:41	Suicide?! I want to get this on tape.
00:30:46	He hung up. What have you got?
00:30:49	Here's the inner city.
00:30:51	Here's the sightings so far.
00:30:53	Maybe Batman has some
00:30:57	This is very good. Tonight we'll go
00:31:02	No can do. I got a date.
00:31:05	Wayne! Wayne! Oh, no!
00:31:07	The guy's a stiff.
00:31:10	Thanks for being so concerned.
00:31:28	How's the soup?
00:31:30	Excuse me?
00:31:33	The soup. How is it?
00:31:36	It's great.
00:31:44	Could you pass the salt?
00:32:05	Did you have trouble
00:32:10	-It was no problem.
00:32:17	Do you like eating here?
00:32:26	I don't think I've been
00:32:32	You want to leave?
00:32:34	Yes.
00:32:43	There was young Master Bruce...
00:32:46	...leading his grey pony
00:32:49	...like a sack of old potatoes, covered
00:32:55	That was the first and last time
00:33:00	I think I've embarrassed
00:33:04	I'm off to bed.
00:33:06	Please, leave everything.
00:33:19	He's really wonderful.
00:33:23	Alfred's great. I couldn't
00:33:28	He reminds me of my grandfather.
00:33:32	Were you close to him?
00:33:33	I used to spend summers with
00:33:36	They had a house on the lake.
00:33:42	...it was fun.
00:33:44	That sounds nice.
00:33:48	What about your family?
00:33:52	Actually, Alfred is my family.
00:33:59	This house and all this stuff
00:34:06	Some of it is very much me.
00:34:10	Some isn't.
00:34:13	That dining room
00:34:16	The dining room isn't.
00:34:41	Let's see how we did.
00:35:03	Oh, my God!
00:35:05	Mirror.
00:35:09	Mirror!
00:35:19	You understand that the nerves
00:35:28	You see what I have
00:35:53	There's an awful lot of
00:35:56	My feet are killing me.
00:36:07	I feel a little drunk.
00:36:10	One drink and I'm flying.
00:36:13	Why are you afraid of flying?
00:36:46	That you, sugar bumps?
00:36:49	Who are you?
00:36:52	It's me.
00:36:54	"Sugar bumps."
00:37:01	You're alive! I heard you'd been--
00:37:03	Fried?
00:37:05	Is that what you heard?
00:37:07	You set me up over a woman.
00:37:11	A woman!
00:37:13	You must be insane.
00:37:30	Don't bother.
00:37:32	Your life won't be worth spit!
00:37:36	I've been dead once already.
00:37:39	It's very liberating...
00:37:41	...if you think of it as...therapy.
00:37:46	Jack, listen.
00:37:51	Maybe we can cut a deal.
00:37:54	Jack?
00:37:56	Jack is dead, my friend.
00:37:59	You can call me...
00:38:01	...Joker.
00:38:03	As you can see...
00:38:05	...l'm a lot happier.
00:38:32	Oh, what a day.
00:39:29	Gotham City.
00:39:34	It always brings a smile to my face.
00:39:41	"Winged Freak...
00:39:46	...Terrorizes--"
00:39:51	Wait'll they get a load of me.
00:40:09	I've got an idea. How about lunch at
00:40:14	Sure. Okay.
00:40:16	Wait a minute. No, I can't.
00:40:20	Okay, we'll do it later in the day.
00:40:22	I can't make it then, either. I've
00:40:28	What's wrong?
00:40:31	Nothing.
00:40:33	I have to leave town for a few days.
00:40:36	Okay, we'll do it when you get back.
00:40:39	I have to go. I'm late.
00:40:57	-Nice to see you again.
00:41:02	I'll talk to you guys
00:41:05	Back, Miss Vale? We'll be
00:41:22	You'll never believe what
00:41:39	So, gentlemen, that's how it is.
00:41:44	...l'm the acting president.
00:41:46	And I say, starting with
00:41:50	...we run this city
00:41:52	Why don't we hear this from Grissom?
00:41:54	Yeah.
00:41:56	And what's with that stupid grin?
00:42:00	Life's been good to me.
00:42:06	What if we say "no"?
00:42:13	Nobody wants a war.
00:42:16	If we can't do business, we'll just
00:42:21	Yeah?
00:42:32	I got a live one here.
00:42:41	There'll be a hot time
00:43:03	Antoine got a little
00:43:08	You're crazy.
00:43:12	Haven't you ever heard of the
00:43:23	-Now get out of here!
00:43:26	You think it over.
00:43:47	Go to the Globe, follow that
00:43:51	See what he knows
00:43:55	And, Bob...
00:44:00	Remember...you...
00:44:05	...are my number one...
00:44:07	...guy.
00:44:10	Yes, sir.
00:44:26	Your pals...
00:44:29	...they're not bad people.
00:44:31	Maybe we...
00:44:34	...ought to give them a
00:44:38	No?
00:44:45	Grease them now?
00:44:50	Okay.
00:44:53	You are a vicious bastard, Rotelli.
00:44:58	I'm glad you're dead.
00:45:07	I'm glad you're dead.
00:45:12	I'm glad you're dead.
00:45:22	I need that.
00:45:24	I'm losing confidence in you.
00:45:26	I thought we were a team.
00:45:28	Is this a personal issue for you?
00:45:31	I just want you to do your job.
00:45:33	I am doing my job.
00:45:34	And I'm protecting my partner.
00:45:36	There's nothing in these files.
00:45:40	Who cares?
00:45:44	Forget Bruce Wayne.
00:47:39	They'll be out any second.
00:47:51	What is this affidavit you filed?
00:47:53	Grissom gave you his business?
00:47:55	Mr. Grissom asked me,
00:47:58	...to take over all his
00:48:02	That's a big favor. You two
00:48:06	Did you do time together as children?
00:48:52	Our accountants are looking into it.
00:49:02	I smell fresh ink. You can prove this?
00:49:04	Of course you can.
00:49:06	We have witnesses. Grissom's
00:49:10	It is legitimate.
00:49:12	I saw it. I was there.
00:49:15	I saw it all.
00:49:17	He reached up with his dead hand...
00:49:20	...and signed it in his own blood.
00:49:22	And he did it...with this pen.
00:49:27	Hello, Vinnie. It's your uncle Bingo.
00:49:31	Time to pay the check.
00:49:39	The pen...
00:49:40	...is truly mightier than the sword.
00:49:59	Get down!
00:50:20	Won't this gang war dampen
00:50:24	The festival opens. The police
00:50:29	What about the theory that
00:50:34	I don't have any comment.
00:50:41	Batman.
00:50:43	Batman.
00:50:46	Can somebody tell me what
00:50:50	...when a man dressed as a bat...
00:50:53	...gets all my press?
00:50:58	This town needs an enema!
00:51:07	May I have a glass of...water?
00:51:11	I'm relieved that you're home.
00:51:13	Miss Vale telephoned.
00:51:18	I feel there's a certain weight
00:51:22	Alfred...
00:51:24	...why don't you marry her?
00:51:27	That's not exactly what
00:51:36	I can't go over that right now.
00:51:39	If not now...
00:51:43	...when?
00:51:48	I don't know.
00:51:54	Jack Napier's still alive.
00:51:59	He's running Grissom's men.
00:52:15	She is great, isn't she?
00:52:18	Yes.
00:52:30	Knox.
00:52:32	Check something out for me.
00:52:35	Find out what's special about
00:52:38	Pearl and Phillips?
00:52:40	You got it.
00:52:52	Mister Wayne.
00:53:17	So much to do and so little time.
00:53:20	The photos.
00:53:24	Who's that loss?
00:53:26	Knox.
00:53:27	Bad tie. No style.
00:53:32	Stop the press!
00:53:34	-Who is that?
00:53:36	The photographer
00:53:39	That girl has style.
00:53:41	Jesus marimba!
00:53:43	A lovely beast like
00:53:46	...could put steam in a man's strides.
00:53:49	She's dating some guy named Wayne.
00:53:51	She's about to trade up.
00:53:54	It's hard to stay inside the lines.
00:54:01	I'm about...
00:54:04	...to get a new girl.
00:54:08	I'm of a mind to make some mooky.
00:54:12	Phone book.
00:54:17	So much to do...
00:54:20	...and so little time.
00:54:48	Have you shipped a million of those?
00:54:51	Ship them all! We're going to
00:54:59	Ten seconds to transmission.
00:55:03	Five, four...
00:55:09	Cue music.
00:55:14	Cue Becky.
00:55:18	Good evening. The fashion
00:55:22	...by the sudden deaths of models
00:55:26	Cause of death has been attributed
00:55:30	...although authorities have not
00:55:36	Plans continue for the
00:55:39	...as Mayor Borg announced
00:55:43	This just in.
00:55:45	Three mysterious deaths
00:55:53	--were discovered today.
00:55:57	What's going on?
00:56:00	This is hardly the--
00:56:05	Kill the camera.
00:56:07	This is Rene on the news floor.
00:56:17	New and improved Joker products!
00:56:20	With a new secret ingredient.
00:56:22	Smylex!
00:56:24	What's that?
00:56:25	Let's go over...
00:56:29	...to our blind taste test.
00:56:31	Love that Joker.
00:56:33	-Where's it coming from?
00:56:37	He don't look happy.
00:56:44	But with new Joker Brand...
00:56:47	...l get a grin again...
00:56:49	...and again.
00:56:52	That luscious tan...
00:56:54	...those ruby lips...
00:56:56	...and hair color so natural, only
00:57:02	You're saying:
00:57:04	"Where can I get these fine,
00:57:08	That's the gag. Chances are,
00:57:13	Love that Joker.
00:57:15	Remember...
00:57:17	...put on a happy face.
00:57:24	The information you requested.
00:57:35	"Jack Napier assault with
00:57:38	Results of psychological profile...
00:57:41	...violent mood swings, highly
00:57:46	Aptitudes include science,
00:57:51	Chemistry.
00:57:59	Let's go shopping.
00:58:10	...six new deaths, with no clues
00:58:16	And what is the pattern?
00:58:19	Foods, alcohol, or beauty
00:58:23	Cologne, mouthwash,
00:58:27	Or worse yet,
00:58:31	The search goes on through
00:58:35	We are having a festival if I have to
00:58:40	Do you hear the words coming from
00:58:44	Find out what this madman
00:58:47	Do you read me?
00:58:50	We're working on it.
00:58:58	Hi, it's Vicki.
00:59:00	I'll be ten minutes late to the museum.
00:59:03	I'll see you when you get there.
00:59:11	A message from Miss Vale.
00:59:14	She'll be late meeting
00:59:17	Okay, thank you.
00:59:21	I'm not meeting her today.
00:59:34	Jack, where are you going?
00:59:38	Daddy's going to make
01:00:16	Mr. Wayne's table?
01:00:18	He hasn't arrived yet.
01:00:21	We have a table waiting.
01:00:48	Miss Vale, this just arrived for you.
01:01:54	Gentlemen!
01:01:56	Let's broaden our minds. Lawrence.
01:02:20	Give him a shave.
01:02:23	Terence, brush.
01:03:19	The one-dollar bill.
01:03:25	Hold it!
01:03:26	I kind of like this one. Leave it.
01:03:44	You can take that off now.
01:03:49	You're beautiful...
01:03:53	But I'm sure we can make you more...
01:04:00	Your portfolio?
01:04:03	I'm meeting someone who
01:04:09	Crap.
01:04:10	Crap. Crap.
01:04:13	Crap. Crap.
01:04:18	Now that's good work.
01:04:23	The skulls, the bodies.
01:04:26	You give it such a glow. I don't
01:04:32	Let me tell you
01:04:35	I was in the bath one day...
01:04:37	...when I realized why I
01:04:42	You know how concerned people
01:04:45	This is attractive, that is not.
01:04:48	That is all behind me. I now do
01:04:53	I make art...until someone dies.
01:04:56	See?
01:04:59	I am the world's first
01:05:05	What do you want?
01:05:08	My face on the one-dollar bill.
01:05:13	You're joking.
01:05:15	Do I look like I'm joking?
01:05:18	No.
00:00:02	We mustn't compare ourselves with
00:00:06	For instance, let me challenge
00:00:10	Bob. Alicia.
00:00:13	You will photograph
00:00:16	You will join me in the
00:00:21	Jack, you said I could watch
00:00:25	I'm in trouble now.
00:00:28	Why is she wearing a mask?
00:00:31	She's just a sketch, really.
00:00:33	Alicia, sit down. Show the
00:00:37	Alicia's been made over in
00:00:41	So now, like me...
00:00:43	...she is a living work of art.
00:00:50	I'm no Picasso, but...do you like it?
00:00:54	It's great.
00:00:56	So...what can I do for you?
00:00:59	A little song, a little dance.
00:01:03	Batman's head on a lance.
00:01:05	What do you know about...?
00:01:08	I don't know anything.
00:01:11	Really?
00:01:13	Well, how about
00:01:18	You're insane.
00:01:20	I thought I was a Pisces. Come on.
00:01:22	Let's make up. Have a little...
00:01:25	...whiff of my posy.
00:01:33	Help me!
00:01:35	I'm melting!
00:01:37	I'm melting! Help me! I'm melting!
00:02:04	Hold on.
00:02:14	Where does he get
00:02:20	-Get in the car.
00:03:48	Let's go.
00:04:04	Shields.
00:04:30	How much do you weigh?
00:04:32	About 108, I think.
00:04:43	Hold on.
00:04:55	Grab that thing on my belt.
00:04:57	Don't let go.
00:05:13	No blood.
00:05:14	Who is this guy?
00:05:16	Check his wallet.
00:05:19	-Wait.
00:05:22	Some kind of body armor.
00:05:25	Take off the mask.
00:05:33	Shoot her!
00:06:37	Shields open.
00:07:03	You weigh more than 108.
00:07:05	-Really?
00:07:12	Stop.
00:07:42	Where are we going?
00:09:03	Be careful.
00:09:13	Bats.
00:09:16	They're great survivors.
00:09:43	-What is all this?
00:09:47	They're looking for one product.
00:09:49	The Joker's tainted hundreds
00:09:54	Then whole shipments
00:09:57	And we'd all be dead.
00:10:00	No.
00:10:02	The poison works when components
00:10:07	But hairspray mixed with lipstick and
00:10:12	How did you figure this out?
00:10:20	Take that to the press.
00:10:23	I might have trouble with that.
00:10:26	A lot of people think you're
00:10:30	He's psychotic.
00:10:33	Some people say the
00:10:37	What people?
00:10:39	Well, let's face it.
00:10:43	You're not exactly normal...are you?
00:10:47	It's not exactly a normal world.
00:10:49	Why did you bring me here?
00:10:51	You could have sent that
00:10:55	You're right.
00:10:58	There is something
00:11:01	What?
00:11:24	He took the film.
00:11:32	Where have you been? Are
00:11:35	No, Allie.
00:11:38	If I bring something to you,
00:11:43	Just barely. Is it hot?
00:11:46	Yeah, it's real hot.
00:11:50	Copy!
00:12:03	Avoid the following combinations:
00:12:06	Deodorants with baby powder,
00:12:10	Safe products are flying in as
00:12:14	And all of Gotham is wondering
00:12:18	Friend or foe?
00:12:21	I have given a name to my pain...
00:12:25	...and it is Batman.
00:12:32	You must possess strength
00:12:35	We've got a flying mouse to kill...
00:12:38	...and I want to clean my claws.
00:12:46	Sir, Miss Vale called again.
00:12:49	Dare I suggest that your
00:12:52	...might simply
00:12:55	She is quite tenacious.
00:12:58	You're right.
00:12:59	And quite special. Perhaps you
00:13:14	Coming.
00:13:30	May I come in?
00:13:41	This is a nice apartment.
00:13:45	Lots of space.
00:13:52	Listen, I came over to...
00:13:54	-...clear--
00:13:57	-You hurt me.
00:13:59	I called you and called you. And you
00:14:04	-Let me tell you why.
00:14:06	I thought we felt something.
00:14:10	I even slept with you.
00:14:12	Then you wouldn't return my calls.
00:14:17	You're a real nice girl and I like
00:14:22	I have something to tell you.
00:14:32	You know how people have...
00:14:38	Sometimes...
00:14:40	...a person will have to actually
00:14:45	Oh, my God, you're married.
00:14:47	No, I'm not married.
00:14:56	You see...
00:14:59	...my life is really...
00:15:05	...complex.
00:15:09	All right, listen. You know how
00:15:15	...goes downstairs...
00:15:17	...and eats breakfast...
00:15:19	...and kisses somebody
00:15:24	...a job, and, you know.
00:15:32	Look.
00:15:37	What I'm trying to tell you is...
00:15:41	Hey, it's okay.
00:15:43	You can tell me.
00:15:50	What I'm trying to tell you is...
00:15:55	I'll be right back.
00:16:08	Miss me?
00:16:15	Nice place you got here. Lots of space.
00:16:19	Vicki, we've really got to talk.
00:16:26	We were having dinner.
00:16:29	I was a man doing well
00:16:33	And without so much as an apology...
00:16:35	...you ran off with that
00:16:44	You know...
00:16:48	...l've recently had
00:16:51	Alicia...
00:16:54	...threw herself out a window.
00:16:56	Oh, my God.
00:17:00	But...
00:17:02	...you can't make an omelet
00:17:16	Well, Miss Vale...
00:17:19	...another rooster in the hen-house?
00:17:24	Take thy beak from out my heart.
00:17:33	Bruce...Wayne, n'est-ce pas?
00:17:39	Most of the time.
00:17:47	I know you.
00:17:51	Let me tell you
00:17:55	Mean kid. Bad seed. Hurt people.
00:17:59	I like him already.
00:18:04	You know what the problem was?
00:18:06	He got sloppy. You know, crazy.
00:18:10	He started to lose it. He had a
00:18:14	Couldn't keep it straight up here.
00:18:18	He was the kind of guy who...
00:18:22	...couldn't hear the train
00:18:30	You know what happened
00:18:37	He made mistakes.
00:18:40	Then he ended up with his lights out!
00:18:44	Come on! Let's get nuts!
00:18:47	Tell me something.
00:18:51	You ever dance with the
00:18:54	What?
00:18:55	I always ask that of all my prey.
00:18:59	I just like the sound of it.
00:19:07	Never rub another man's rhubarb.
00:19:16	Why is it every time I come for you...
00:19:21	...somebody always gets in the way?
00:19:24	I'll need a moment alone.
00:19:29	I'm only laughing on the outside.
00:19:32	My smile is just skin deep.
00:19:37	If you could see inside...
00:19:39	...l'm really crying.
00:19:42	You might join me for a weep.
00:20:29	You really wouldn't believe it.
00:20:31	While you were entertaining, I've been
00:20:40	I think your friend is screwed up.
00:20:43	More good news.
00:20:53	Oh, my God!
00:20:55	His parents were murdered
00:20:59	That's why he went there.
00:21:05	He watched it happen in front of him.
00:21:08	Look at the look on his face.
00:21:11	It was the same at City Hall.
00:21:15	What do you suppose
00:21:23	Don't get personal!
00:21:39	The file on my parents?
00:21:42	It's on your table.
00:21:52	What's on your mind?
00:21:56	I have no wish to fill my
00:22:00	...grieving for old friends...
00:22:07	...or their sons.
00:22:27	The 200th anniversary birthday gala
00:22:32	We cannot guarantee public safety.
00:22:34	Joker here.
00:22:36	We got interference.
00:22:38	Now you fellows have said
00:22:42	Some of which were true
00:22:45	...Boss Grissom.
00:22:47	He was a thief...and a terrorist.
00:22:50	On the other hand, he had
00:22:54	He's dead now, and he's
00:23:01	I can be theatrical...
00:23:04	...and maybe even a little rough.
00:23:07	But one thing I am not...
00:23:09	...is a killer!
00:23:16	I love a good party.
00:23:17	So, truce.
00:23:20	Commence au festival!
00:23:24	And I've got a surprise
00:23:28	At midnight, I will dump
00:23:33	...on the crowd.
00:23:37	Don't worry about me.
00:23:40	We are not prepared
00:23:45	You heard it, folks, 20 million.
00:23:48	And there will be entertainment.
00:23:51	The big dukeroo. With me in one
00:23:56	...the man who has brought
00:24:01	...Batman.
00:24:03	Can you hear me?
00:24:05	Just the two of us.
00:24:07	Mano y mano.
00:24:10	I have taken off my make-up.
00:24:13	Let's see...
00:24:15	...if you can take off yours.
00:26:30	Tell me, kid.
00:26:33	Did you ever dance with the
00:26:45	Let's go!
00:26:49	Let's go, Jack!
00:26:55	See you around.
00:27:26	Am I crazy?
00:27:30	That wasn't just another night
00:27:37	We both got to each other, didn't we?
00:27:43	Why won't you let me in?
00:27:50	You got in.
00:27:57	I've loved you since I met you.
00:28:00	But I don't know what
00:28:04	Sometimes I don't know, either.
00:28:09	Why?
00:28:11	Because nobody else can.
00:28:16	I tried to avoid all this, but I can't.
00:28:19	This is how it is.
00:28:22	It's not a perfect world.
00:28:24	It doesn't have to be a perfect world.
00:28:31	I just have to know, are we
00:28:38	I'd like to.
00:28:41	But he's out there right now.
00:28:44	And I've got to go to work.
00:30:28	Into the air, Junior Birdman!
00:30:30	Missed me!
00:30:33	Yeah! Watch me!
00:32:56	Get them. Take the pictures.
00:33:00	Gotham's greed.
00:33:30	And now, folks...
00:33:32	...it's time for, "Who Do You Trust?"
00:33:35	Money, money! Who do you trust?
00:33:38	Me? I'm giving away free money.
00:33:41	And where...is the Batman?
00:33:45	He's at home, washing his tights.
00:33:57	Winged battle flies through
00:34:01	Bob. Mask.
00:34:04	Masks! Put them on now!
00:34:07	And now...
00:34:10	...comes the part...
00:34:12	...where I relieve you,
00:34:15	...of the burden...of your failed...
00:34:18	...and useless lives.
00:34:20	But, as my plastic surgeon always
00:34:24	...go with a smile."
00:34:57	My God.
00:34:59	Smylex gas.
00:35:01	He's going to kill everybody!
00:35:03	Get in the car. Get in the car!
00:35:14	Hurry!
00:37:07	My balloons!
00:37:19	They're my balloons!
00:37:47	He stole my balloons!
00:37:50	Why didn't somebody tell me he
00:37:56	Bob. Gun.
00:38:04	I'll need a minute or two alone, boys.
00:38:07	Get out of here!
00:39:01	Come on, you gruesome son-of-a-bitch.
00:40:42	Darling.
00:40:46	I've got to get you to
00:40:54	Gotham City Cathedral.
00:40:58	-Right away, sir?
00:41:06	Better make it ten.
00:44:39	Let's go.
00:44:48	Point those searchlights
00:45:22	It can be truly said that
00:45:35	Shall we dance?
00:46:58	You know, without you...
00:47:02	...l just wouldn't want to go on.
00:48:28	We were made for each other.
00:48:31	Beauty and the Beast.
00:48:34	Of course, if anyone
00:48:37	...l'll rip their lungs out.
00:49:10	Mr. Joker?
00:49:15	You say such beautiful things.
00:49:19	And you're so powerful.
00:49:24	I love purple!
00:49:29	Excuse me.
00:49:30	Ever dance with the devil
00:49:37	I'm going to kill you.
00:49:39	You idiot!
00:49:42	You made me, remember?!
00:49:44	You dropped me into the chemicals!
00:49:46	That wasn't easy to get over!
00:49:51	I know you did.
00:50:20	You killed my parents.
00:50:21	What?
00:50:25	What are you saying?
00:50:27	I made you, but you made me first.
00:50:31	I was just a kid.
00:50:33	I say you made me,
00:50:35	How childish can you get?
00:50:38	You wouldn't hit a guy
00:50:57	What are you laughing at?
00:51:06	Let me lend you a hand.
00:51:16	Lend you a hand!
00:51:25	They don't make them
00:51:32	Hey, Batsy!
00:51:47	There he is! Down there!
00:52:02	It's time to retire.
00:52:06	Feel free to drop in.
00:52:17	Sometimes I just kill myself!
00:52:25	Hold on!
00:54:37	Our police have rounded up
00:54:42	The reign of crime is over.
00:54:45	Public safety in Gotham City is
00:54:49	Aren't you covering
00:54:52	What about our Pulitzer Prize?
00:54:55	What about us?
00:54:57	What about your picture of Batman?
00:55:08	Take care.
00:55:12	We received a letter from Batman.
00:55:17	"Please inform
00:55:19	...that Gotham City's
00:55:23	But if the forces of evil
00:55:27	...to cast a shadow on
00:55:30	Call me."
00:55:32	Question. How do we call him?
00:55:40	He gave us a signal.
00:56:17	I thought champagne
00:56:20	Hi, Alfred.
00:56:31	Mr. Wayne told me to tell you...
00:56:33	...that he might be a little late.
00:56:38	I'm not a bit surprised.

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