Be Kind Rewind
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Everyone thinks Harlem |
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That all of New York flooded uptown |
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Nice story. but unfortunately. |
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It was all happening in the little town |
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Passaic was the capital of jazz |
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. . . because of its own native son. . . |
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. . . Thomas ''Fats'' Waller. . . |
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. . . one of the greatest entertainers |
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Chapter 1. the birth of Fats Waller. |
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It all began right here. |
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. . .in Passaic. New Jersey. |
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Right here. on this block. |
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It was a different neighborhood then. |
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. . . he was born at 2 6 1 Main Street. |
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When he was young. he used to follow |
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. . . because his father |
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He started playing piano. as I understand. |
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. . . on a harmonium. |
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Poor boy put on pounds |
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One-forty-seven. |
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Thomas. you're gonna break |
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You're getting worse. |
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Maybe that's why he would have to play |
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So he would spend nights here. |
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Fats used the church |
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And soon. all of Passaic |
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Fats lived his life all in excess. |
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Loads of music. loads of food |
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Who would expect a simple influenza virus |
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A sleeping-train bed. though. |
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But still. the train had been stopped |
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. . .in the train station in Kansas City. |
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Fats. are you okay? Fats? You okay? |
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Is there a doctor on the train? |
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Fats was the star |
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Hey, Jerry, hand me Number 9. |
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I will give you |
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-Okay. All right. |
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Handing you number |
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-Would you shut up? |
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Could you just paint |
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Knock it off. |
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lt's terrible. |
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-What the duck, Jerry? |
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l asked you to give me Number 9, |
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Yeah, that's what l did. |
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No, you didn't. this is Number 6. |
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All right, well, how am l supposed to tell |
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Because we did both the eyes already, |
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Come on, get organized. |
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l told you, put the finished ones |
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Look, what's the difference, man? |
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A nostril and an upside-down eye |
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Oh, is that supposed to be funny? |
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-Jerry. |
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Look what happened. Last night, |
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-Oh, really? |
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-Here we go again. |
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-l hate graffiti. |
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that's, like, evidence. |
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-Catch them. |
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You're getting on my nerves. |
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You keep this up, |
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-Okay. |
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lf-- lf they come back for the ladder, |
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Hey, fellas, is that supposed to be |
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No, man, that's that dead old blues guy, |
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No, my ignorant little buddies, |
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-Really? |
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He was born in my building |
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-Ice cream. anyone? |
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that's what l'm talking about. |
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Mr. Fletcher, you know, |
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. . .if you don't like the painting, |
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l know that there's something wrong |
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What about the authorities, Mike? |
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the city already has issues |
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Mr. Fletcher, you don't have |
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-l worked my magic on them. |
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Okay, they think some gangsters did it. |
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-And you confused them? |
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Yeah, l feel great. You sure |
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l hope so. l mean, anyway, don't you think |
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. . .started to learn a bit little about, you |
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l mean, people don't even know |
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-lt's a little embarrassing. |
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-We know who Fats Waller is. |
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Bet you can't sing a jazz song. |
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-Oh, challenge. |
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that's not jazz. |
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Fuzzy. oh. oh |
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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear |
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Fuzzy wuzzy wasn 't fuzzy. was he? |
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Yes. he was. he was Fuzzy |
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Check this out and let me say |
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Watch me play my fuzzy bass |
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Standup bass. |
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l'm sorry, Mr. Fletcher. |
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lt's all right, Jerry. l got it. |
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Actually, you gotta go back to work. |
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Duty calls. You gotta |
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l think l saw one of your creations |
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-turn the microwave on high. |
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Let me tell you, you're gonna |
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-All of you guys are. |
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Man, what's her problem? |
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She said she wanted a sporty car, |
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You did that? |
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-l don't want this. |
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l told you she wouldn't be |
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Polish or not, she's still a girl. |
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Come on, Wilson. |
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Well, she could have went through |
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these damn helmets. |
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l don't think they're helping |
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Oh, you'll thank me. |
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-All right, l'll see you in the morning. |
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Good night, Mike. |
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Good night, Mr. Fletcher. |
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A rent party was the place to be |
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they were jumping. |
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lf you didn't have enough money |
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. . .you'd invite a few musicians, |
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Everybody would throw |
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A dollar. whatever they could spare. |
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Jerry doesn't believe you've ever been |
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What are you talking about? |
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Oh, man, l used to go to all of them. |
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that's where l'd meet |
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l can't imagine you with a girl, |
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Oh, nice, that's great. that's perfect. |
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Yeah, what about you, Jerry? |
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l don't see much action |
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When l was your age, |
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. . . l had to scrape them off the ground |
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-Come on, balls. |
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Come on. that's hilarious. |
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What about you, Mike? |
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When was the last time you heard |
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Why are you all worried about me for? |
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l heard some action sometime. |
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Now, it's more like a trumpet solo. |
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trumpet solo. |
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Could you close your mouth |
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How come you never got married, |
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Well, the common story is. . . |
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. . .the girl that you was gonna ask, |
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. . .and she went on |
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And then you can't find anybody |
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So, what happens? You get old. |
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Obviously we're looking |
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these brand-new condominiums |
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. . .the fresh blood |
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. . .and transform this slum forever. |
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''Slum''? Hey, this is not a slum. |
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Hey, sure, the place needs a few repairs, |
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Look, look, |
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l can feel it. |
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l'm sorry, Mr. Fletcher, |
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lt violates structural, |
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l don't see wheelchair access. |
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Your video store is a tenement. |
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You have 60 days from this notice |
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. . .to bring it up to code, |
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-But we will relocate you. . . |
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. . .to a property |
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Projects aren't so bad, you know. |
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Move to the projects? |
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How am l gonna tell Mike? |
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Look, l just wanna improve the life |
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You know, you don't have to pay me |
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Don't worry about the money, Mike. |
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l n fact, l-- l need for you |
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-You're retiring? |
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this year's the 60th anniversary |
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And there's a ceremony |
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We gonna all get together |
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. . .and we're gonna play his records |
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-Oh, wow. |
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l wanna come. Can l come with you? |
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No. |
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l just told you, |
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Oh, right, right. l'm sorry. l'm sorry. |
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You want me to just run the shop |
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You think l could do that? |
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You tell me. |
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l'm not gonna let you down, |
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Good, just don't set the place on fire. |
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Oh, no. Service, quality, safety, |
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Excellent. |
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Here's something really important |
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You must never-- |
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Slam the door, because |
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No, Mike. l mean, yes, |
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-You must never-- |
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No. Why do you always |
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-Okay, just listen. |
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Okay, you must-- Damn it. |
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Now l forgot what l had to say. |
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-But it's very-- |
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-Mr. Fletcher, have a good trip. |
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take some pictures and call me. |
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Oh, yes, yes. l-- l remember. |
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See, you wanted to finish my sentence. |
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-l lost my focus. l can't-- |
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Hey, Mike. Mike. Keep Jerry-- |
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l can't hear you. |
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Keep Jerry out. Out, out. |
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What? l don't know what that means. |
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''Peek your edge too. |
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''tuo. too. Peek your edge too. '' |
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that's what it is. |
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l just found out something sad today. |
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Mr. Fletcher can't spell. |
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Maybe his parents |
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Did he have parents? |
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-Yeah. |
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Don't mention this to anybody. |
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-Just keep this between us. Don't-- |
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Peek your-- Pick. |
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Your age. Pick your age. |
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He's talking gibberish. |
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lt's nonsense, but it's not his fault. |
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the power plant's controlling us. |
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-through microwaves. |
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they're using it to make us do things. |
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to buy things, to accept things. |
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And who--? Who--? Who are they? |
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the government, the FBl , of course. |
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-And l say no more. |
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l'm gonna sabotage |
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. . .and you're gonna help me. |
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Look, l got a map. |
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We short-circuit this |
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And that blows up the transformer. |
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All we gotta do is climb the fence. . . |
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. . .and throw this sweet grappling hook |
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You know what l mean? |
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Yeah. |
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this, my friend, is your camouflage. |
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Camouflage. |
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Bones. |
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We need that electricity. |
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You know, we got the machines, we-- |
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-this is more important than that. |
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that's the lamest excuse |
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lt's totally non-sequitury, |
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-lt's a lame excuse? |
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Really? And the power plant |
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that's not nonsense? |
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Okay, it sounds crazy, |
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-Because it's affecting my brain too. |
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lt's paranizing it. |
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Mr. Fletcher left me |
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Me. He trusted me with the store. |
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No, actually l don't. |
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-lt means that l'm not doing this. |
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-l'm not doing this with you. |
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So you'll just do anything |
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. . .even though, by the way, |
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-So-- So what? |
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-He's not-- |
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. . .your best friend, |
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Can l--? Can l--? Can l help you |
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. . . l'm gonna have to ask you |
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Oh, sorry, l didn't realize |
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l won't bother you anymore. |
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You know, it does get busy unexpectedly. |
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And you know, he's not illiterate. |
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First of all, because if he was illiterate, |
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. . . he wouldn't be able to write |
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''Peek your edge too. '' |
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Which is-- lt's probably Buddhist |
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lt's like-- Like a chant. |
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''Peek your-- Pick your edge too. '' |
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-Smart guy. |
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l mean, he could just use some |
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Just go. |
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Slow. Slower. |
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You all right? |
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Come on over. lt's easy. |
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Freeze. |
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they always come at night |
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-Oh, come on, it's my turn tonight. |
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Department of Homeland Security. |
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Wake up. |
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Be invisible. |
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Shh, did you hear something? |
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Yeah. |
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there's that ladder again. |
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What do you think? |
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l don't know, some kind of ladder gang |
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Oh, the ladder gang. |
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Let's go get some ice cream. |
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-''Peek your edge too. '' |
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''Keep Jerry out. '' |
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-Who cares about that right now? |
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-He's not illiterate. |
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-What are you doing? |
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What are you doing? Mike, no. Mike. |
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-Mike, put that ladder back. |
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-Mike, you're coming over the thing. |
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Mr. Fletcher's not gonna yell at you, |
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l know he's not gonna yell at me. |
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He's very good to me. l can't |
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Listen, you don't need me. |
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-You're almost there. |
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l will never speak to you again. |
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Mike! Mike! |
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traitor. |
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l'll do it alone, baby. |
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Solo mission. |
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Solo sabotage. |
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Mike! Come back! |
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No, Jerry, no. |
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No. No. You have to go. |
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You see the signs? ''Keep Jerry out. '' |
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this is in, that's out. |
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Go home, take a shower, lie down. |
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Oh, come on. |
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Get out of the street. |
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Wipe your face. |
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l'll get you some water. |
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Don't move, just wait a minute. |
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Oh, you feeling better now? |
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Mike, aren't you gonna ask me |
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No, l wasn't, actually. |
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Oh, come on, |
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Okay, how'd the sabotage go? |
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terrible. lt was a two-man operation. |
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-lt was a two-person sabotage. |
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Ma'am, if you need any help, |
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How about if l need any help? |
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-l wasn't talking to you. |
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thanks. |
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Oh, that's not in alphabetical order. |
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l know that, it's the new order. |
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-Do you work here? l don't think so. |
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Haven't you heard |
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. . .more efficient, |
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. . . Miss l-Know-Where-to-Put-the-videos? |
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No, it's time for me |
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Do you put everything in your house |
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-Like all of your food in the refrigerator? |
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-Apples, bananas, carrots. |
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-Ding-Dongs. |
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You know what l just realized? |
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She's really like |
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-You are incredibly rude. |
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-You're incredibly rude, mister. |
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-l'm sorry, ma'am. |
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Did l put your forks |
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-Go home. |
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-Why don't you just go, go, go? |
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-Lunatic! |
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Don't put the shoes in the refrigerator, |
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-Wow. . . . |
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-l am really, really sorry. |
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He's a veteran, actually. |
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He's had a lot of exposure to, |
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lf there's anything you need, we got-- |
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l got some refreshments |
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Okay, l appreciate it. |
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You're welcome. |
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Fletcher. . . |
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. . .you'll pull through. Every time you think |
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Look here, look here, Mo. |
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But not this time. |
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l can't adapt, and that's why l'm broke. |
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Fletcher, this is America. |
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Anybody can make money. |
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But you-- |
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We made a ton of money |
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-What, this is a dish-squirting brush? |
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-And the soap goes in here? |
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-A great idea. |
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. . . has been around for years. |
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But we didn't make squat |
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A stainless-steel cover on the handle. |
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People going crazy over it. |
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-Man, our sales increased 800 percent. |
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And we expanded our market share |
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You need to go visit all |
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. . .and learn and adapt. |
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Adapt. then just give the people |
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-that's all you gotta do. |
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Hello? |
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Hello, Miss Falewicz? lt's-- |
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l-- l know who this is, Mr. Fletcher. |
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l-- l was hoping to hear from you. |
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l was calling regarding the tape |
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Mike told me you still have it. |
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Oh. do I? |
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Well, l'll find it and-- |
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Oh, no hurry. |
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l'm doing a little work |
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Oh? Well. how long will you be gone? |
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-A week at the most. |
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-Can l ask a favor? |
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Would you keep an eye out on Jerry |
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He destroys everything he touches. |
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Hi, good morning. |
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-lt's blank. |
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Rewound this tape all over, |
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Really? Did you check the--? |
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Sure did. Checked that. |
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You know, sometimes |
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Okay. l did that, actually. |
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lt'll eat the tapes. |
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l'll just pop it in, see what's going on. |
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Excuse me, this video don't work. |
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-Sorry? |
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lt does-- lt won't play? |
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No, l rewound it, |
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lt's nothing but fuzz. Yeah, like that. |
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Huh. ls your v CR NtSC? |
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No, it's brand-new. |
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Do you always blame |
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-No, not at all. |
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Where's--? Where's Mr. Fletcher? |
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He's away on a-- |
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. . .so he left me in charge |
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So you know what l'm gonna do? |
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Both of you, free of charge, can have |
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No, thanks. What l would like |
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-Okay. |
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Okay. ls there anything |
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No, just my dollar. |
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l'll just-- l was just. . . . |
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-l'm really sorry about all this. |
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Yeah, the whole thing is unfortunate. |
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this button-- l'm really-- Okay. |
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that one right there. |
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l tried-- Oh, that's not it either. |
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You know what? |
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-Okay, there it is. |
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l'm really very sorry about that. |
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thank you. |
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You don't have to mention this |
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-Give me my dollar. |
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Okay, not-- Not a problem. |
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-Uh-huh. |
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Okay, that's-- Okay, not a problem. |
00:23:30 |
Stop. |
00:23:39 |
No! No! |
00:23:42 |
All the tapes are blank. |
00:23:44 |
the movies, all of them, they're all. . . . |
00:23:49 |
they're all gone, |
00:23:51 |
Where? |
00:23:56 |
Mr. Fletcher's gonna flip |
00:23:58 |
You know that look he has on his face. |
00:24:01 |
. . .that he left me with this responsibility. |
00:24:04 |
What the duck? |
00:24:06 |
All the tapes. |
00:24:08 |
Relax. lt's the tv, Mike. |
00:24:11 |
the tv's malfunctioning. |
00:24:12 |
-lt's not all the videotapes. think about it. |
00:24:15 |
Show me how-- What was that? |
00:24:17 |
Maybe that's the picture coming back. |
00:24:22 |
Why is it doing that? |
00:24:26 |
Does that happen when you do it? |
00:24:28 |
No, it hasn't done that at all-- Wow. |
00:24:33 |
What is that? |
00:24:35 |
Why is it doing that when you do that? |
00:24:37 |
What is wrong with you? |
00:24:40 |
You're magnetized. |
00:24:42 |
You. . . . |
00:24:44 |
You erased these tapes. |
00:24:47 |
lt's you. |
00:24:48 |
What happened |
00:24:54 |
l didn't sabotage the power plant, |
00:24:59 |
Really? the power plant |
00:25:02 |
-l'm gonna sabotage you. |
00:25:04 |
l'm not gonna get-- Are you serious? |
00:25:06 |
Sabotage a power plant? |
00:25:09 |
Don't do this, man. |
00:25:10 |
You were right. |
00:25:13 |
l did have the Driving Miss Daisy tape |
00:25:15 |
Oh, good, that's really good. |
00:25:21 |
thank you for returning the tape. |
00:25:24 |
l like your ensemble. |
00:25:27 |
Listen, l wanna rent Ghostbusters. |
00:25:30 |
Ghostbusters. |
00:25:33 |
ls that out? |
00:25:35 |
lsn't that a horror movie? |
00:25:36 |
-Really? |
00:25:37 |
-that could be interesting. |
00:25:40 |
-lt's Falewicz. |
00:25:44 |
-So. . . . |
00:25:46 |
You're pulling my leg. |
00:25:47 |
We're right in the middle |
00:25:49 |
that's why all the tapes are there like that. |
00:25:52 |
l think you should know |
00:25:55 |
. . .calls me every night at 8 p.m. |
00:25:59 |
And l think he would not be pleased |
00:26:04 |
. . .because some sort of boxing match |
00:26:08 |
-Oh, no, no, no. |
00:26:09 |
We're not boxing. |
00:26:11 |
lt's just-- You know, it's just buddies. . . |
00:26:14 |
. . .just, you know, horsing around. |
00:26:18 |
-Yeah, well. . . . |
00:26:20 |
What l can do is that l can get that to you |
00:26:23 |
No, l don't think so. Uh-uh. |
00:26:25 |
l'm gonna come back before 7, |
00:26:27 |
-Oh, okay. |
00:26:29 |
-. . .that you get this place in order fast. |
00:26:35 |
-Have a good day. |
00:26:42 |
She's a communist. |
00:26:47 |
-l gotta get some rest, l still feel sick. |
00:26:51 |
Yeah, me too. |
00:26:53 |
What time is it? |
00:26:56 |
this is a message is for Mark. |
00:26:57 |
l was wondering if you had a copy |
00:27:00 |
Hey, bro, is Pablo around? |
00:27:02 |
l'm under a little bit of pressure here. |
00:27:04 |
Do you have a copy of Ghostbusters |
00:27:07 |
You do? Yeah, yeah. Uh-huh. |
00:27:09 |
No, no, no. |
00:27:13 |
l need it on-- l need it on vHS. |
00:27:17 |
Yeah, well, you know, |
00:27:20 |
Okay, take care. |
00:27:22 |
Shit. |
00:27:45 |
A clear image, |
00:27:49 |
lt's as powerful as the sun. |
00:27:51 |
Excuse me. Excuse me, sir, l'm sorry. |
00:27:53 |
Do you--? |
00:27:56 |
there's no vHS here, buddy. |
00:28:00 |
Ho, ho, ho, Little Mikey? |
00:28:03 |
What are you doing here, man? |
00:28:05 |
-You know me? |
00:28:07 |
Oh, l get it. |
00:28:09 |
Old man Fletcher sent you by here |
00:28:12 |
He's too embarrassed to get it himself. |
00:28:14 |
-Now, ain't that right, Little Mikey? |
00:28:16 |
-Yeah, that's right! |
00:28:17 |
-Okay. |
00:28:19 |
-All right, you take-- You take care. |
00:28:27 |
tell me the truth, doc. |
00:28:30 |
ten minutes. |
00:28:32 |
ten minutes? |
00:28:34 |
this should help. |
00:29:10 |
Miss Kobayashi had a fever of. . . . |
00:29:13 |
l'm Bill Murray, you're everybody else. |
00:29:16 |
What, are you crazy? |
00:29:19 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She doesn't know |
00:29:24 |
the only thing that she knows |
00:29:27 |
She's never seen it before. |
00:29:29 |
lf we stay 1 0 feet away from the camera |
00:29:33 |
We come up with some special effects, |
00:29:36 |
She's gonna be back in, like, |
00:29:39 |
She's on the phone with Fletcher |
00:29:41 |
the first scene is at the library. |
00:29:43 |
And take that thing off, please. |
00:29:46 |
Okay. |
00:29:54 |
And action. |
00:29:59 |
-Start over. Sorry, cut. |
00:30:00 |
l looked right in the lens. |
00:30:02 |
-We gotta start over. |
00:30:03 |
-l looked right in the lens. |
00:30:05 |
All right? Don't-- |
00:30:07 |
-l am doing good, right? |
00:30:08 |
-Yeah, just do the same thing. |
00:30:10 |
-You're doing great, but don't look-- |
00:30:12 |
-. . .with the cinematography. |
00:30:15 |
Go check the cards. |
00:30:16 |
Check the cards. |
00:30:20 |
You're doing-- that's good, that's right. |
00:30:23 |
-Put your head down, put your head down. |
00:30:25 |
Go back to the shelf. |
00:30:29 |
Suspecting nothing, and ghosts. |
00:30:43 |
When you're walking down the street |
00:30:47 |
What you gonna |
00:30:51 |
-What? What? What is that? |
00:30:55 |
-No. |
00:31:12 |
-About this stuff. . . . |
00:31:14 |
Let's get a closer look. |
00:31:16 |
Hey, have you talked to Elvis lately? |
00:31:22 |
We're moving on to stage two. |
00:31:25 |
We have the megapixels. |
00:31:28 |
-Okay. |
00:31:38 |
Excuse me. |
00:31:42 |
We got her. We did it, |
00:31:46 |
-All right. |
00:31:47 |
l'm in the hotel reading area |
00:31:50 |
. . .and l'm getting a lot of creepy vibes. |
00:31:53 |
l think l did hear something. |
00:31:55 |
You heard something? |
00:32:10 |
l got-- l got slimed. |
00:32:18 |
Okay, Wilson, go now. Wilson, now! |
00:32:22 |
-Wilson? |
00:32:24 |
-Yes, for duck's sake, now, Wilson. |
00:32:26 |
lf you or any of your family |
00:32:31 |
. . .or heard funny noises in your attic-- |
00:32:34 |
Call Ghostbusters. |
00:32:35 |
We're fully staffed and ready |
00:32:38 |
. . .to fulfill your supernatural needs. |
00:32:40 |
-We're ready to believe you. |
00:32:43 |
Look at the refrigerator. |
00:32:48 |
Hello, l need Ghostbusters, fast. |
00:32:55 |
-Okay, go. |
00:32:59 |
-Amazing, very real. |
00:33:01 |
Okay, now, the next scene |
00:33:03 |
-Okay. |
00:33:05 |
. . .because we're not in the night. |
00:33:07 |
No, no, no. All dramatic scenes |
00:33:10 |
You got-- You gotta-- |
00:33:12 |
-the day is fine. What are you doing? |
00:33:15 |
-You wet the floor. |
00:33:17 |
that's just a waste of water. |
00:33:18 |
Mike, l'm not gonna botch this job, man. |
00:33:20 |
lf you wanna do it in the day, |
00:33:23 |
Miss Falewicz will be back |
00:33:27 |
We just need a minimum amount |
00:33:29 |
l can shoot a night scene in the day, |
00:33:32 |
-No. |
00:33:33 |
Let me just show you how you-- |
00:33:36 |
You-- You cannot touch the camera. You're |
00:33:40 |
Mike, look on the side of the camera. |
00:33:44 |
See? Makes it look like nighttime |
00:33:47 |
-Oh, there it goes. |
00:33:49 |
Your face is negative, though. Don't. |
00:33:53 |
-there's something we can do about that. |
00:33:55 |
-Okay, go. |
00:33:59 |
-Close your eyes. |
00:34:01 |
Sorry. Good job. |
00:34:05 |
Gotta run, |
00:34:15 |
Busting makes me feel good. |
00:34:17 |
Okay, Wilson. |
00:34:21 |
-Ghostbusters, open the door! |
00:34:25 |
Ghostbusters, open the-- |
00:34:26 |
Are you the Gatekeeper |
00:34:30 |
Are you the Keymaster? |
00:34:33 |
-Are you menstruating? |
00:34:35 |
Back off, l'm the scientist here. |
00:34:38 |
l'm gonna open that refrigerator door. |
00:34:45 |
Let's show this prehistoric bitch |
00:34:50 |
We ionized it. |
00:34:51 |
lt was a complete particle reversal. |
00:34:55 |
Can l go now? |
00:34:56 |
As the 1 00-foot marshmallow man |
00:34:59 |
. . .they decided to reverse reality |
00:35:05 |
Run, everyone, run. |
00:35:12 |
Okay. |
00:35:13 |
-Nice working with you, Dr. v enkman. |
00:35:17 |
the end. Starring Bill Murray |
00:35:22 |
Written by Dan Aykroyd, |
00:35:26 |
Ghostbusters |
00:35:29 |
Wait, wait. Miss Falewicz, |
00:35:32 |
-l was waiting for you. |
00:35:35 |
By the way, it looks a load better. |
00:35:38 |
-Oh, yeah. We were just-- |
00:35:42 |
Yeah, we were doing-- |
00:35:44 |
A nice and tidy house. |
00:35:48 |
-to have an optimistic view of the future. |
00:35:51 |
You know what l do |
00:35:54 |
-Oh, what's that? |
00:35:56 |
-Oh, really? |
00:35:58 |
You'll see, in the morning |
00:36:01 |
-Uh-huh. |
00:36:04 |
Here it is, Miss Falewicz, there you go. |
00:36:08 |
When you're walking down the street |
00:36:10 |
-You know what, l-- |
00:36:12 |
-All right. |
00:36:15 |
l was gonna say l have a-- |
00:36:16 |
-What are you doing? l have a method. |
00:36:19 |
-A foolproof method for fighting depression. |
00:36:22 |
You get a notebook |
00:36:25 |
-And the first column is. . . |
00:36:27 |
-. . .the effort you believe. . . |
00:36:28 |
-. . .the dreaded task will take-- |
00:36:30 |
tell me the other two tomorrow, |
00:36:33 |
-Good movie you got there. |
00:36:35 |
Wait a sec, 1 dollar, one tape, |
00:36:37 |
-No, Miss Falewicz, it's not a problem. |
00:36:40 |
-lt's okay. that's on us today. |
00:36:42 |
-Uh-huh. |
00:36:43 |
-You're welcome. take care. |
00:36:49 |
We should've had, like, a premiere |
00:36:54 |
-What? |
00:36:56 |
She's not supposed to know |
00:36:58 |
-. . .because we're not in Ghostbusters. |
00:37:00 |
-Maybe l am in Ghostbusters. |
00:37:02 |
-Because l'm proud of my work. |
00:37:05 |
-Oh, my God. |
00:37:08 |
-What's--? |
00:37:10 |
You're gonna be stuck in this dump |
00:37:14 |
Good night. |
00:37:17 |
Wh--? What? What? What's a dump? |
00:37:20 |
What's a dump? |
00:37:22 |
You live in a junkyard. |
00:37:23 |
Not just the store, |
00:37:27 |
-lt's a swamp now? |
00:37:31 |
When you get stuck here, |
00:37:34 |
Come on, Mike, what is so great |
00:37:40 |
-the people. |
00:37:42 |
You're gonna make me cry. |
00:37:46 |
the only reason there's anybody here |
00:37:49 |
Why don't you--? Why don't you |
00:37:53 |
We got a customer. We got a customer. |
00:37:56 |
-Mr.-- Mr. Jack. |
00:37:59 |
Yeah, actually, we're closed. |
00:38:01 |
-l'm actually open later-- |
00:38:05 |
-Rush Hour 2. that's all. |
00:38:07 |
lt's out. But you come back tomorrow, |
00:38:10 |
Seen it. Jaws? |
00:38:13 |
-Whoa, what the duck? |
00:38:19 |
How about Towering Inferno? |
00:38:22 |
-l saw it. |
00:38:24 |
. . .if you just come back tomorrow. |
00:38:26 |
l-- l'll take care of all of that tomorrow, |
00:38:29 |
l can't believe you don't have Rush Hour 2. |
00:38:32 |
No, you-- No, you're not. |
00:38:34 |
You don't do that, you-- |
00:38:37 |
Just wait till tomorrow. |
00:38:41 |
Good! |
00:38:53 |
Lee, l'm coming. |
00:38:58 |
l'm taking the stairs. |
00:39:01 |
Lee. |
00:39:02 |
Lee. |
00:39:03 |
Cut, that was great. |
00:39:19 |
Lee! |
00:39:21 |
-Over here. |
00:39:25 |
Carter, behind you. |
00:39:32 |
Lee, this Chinese bamboo |
00:39:35 |
Don't worry, Carter, |
00:39:47 |
this Chinese bamboo ain't strong. |
00:39:52 |
Forget about the bamboo. |
00:39:58 |
Go in for the kiss now, Jerry. |
00:40:01 |
Go in for the kiss now. |
00:40:03 |
Hold on. |
00:40:06 |
Why do l have to kiss Wilson? |
00:40:08 |
-She's the bad guy, right? |
00:40:10 |
She's got the detonator-- |
00:40:13 |
You have the bomb in your mouth. |
00:40:15 |
You have to press it against her |
00:40:18 |
-l'm not kissing Wilson. |
00:40:19 |
l don't wanna kiss Wilson. |
00:40:24 |
We've been working with him all day. |
00:40:27 |
-Could l just say something? |
00:40:28 |
l quit. |
00:40:31 |
-Amateurs. l hate this movie. |
00:40:34 |
thanks, good work today. |
00:40:36 |
Mike. |
00:40:37 |
Mike, Mike. Listen to me. |
00:40:40 |
Maybe you can understand that |
00:40:43 |
. . .to think l'm having a homosexual, |
00:40:47 |
Oh. Okay. |
00:40:48 |
-So the interracial is the issue. |
00:40:52 |
. . .but kissing my mechanic is disturbing |
00:40:56 |
He could sue me |
00:40:59 |
-Oh, yeah. |
00:41:01 |
Mike, Mike, Mike. l got a better idea. |
00:41:04 |
Follow me. |
00:41:07 |
Right, yeah, |
00:41:10 |
-Okay. Okay. |
00:41:12 |
Excuse me, l'm sorry to interrupt. |
00:41:14 |
We're moviemakers and we're making |
00:41:18 |
And we have a kissing scene, |
00:41:20 |
. . .and you are amazing. |
00:41:22 |
l'm sorry, l can't leave the store. |
00:41:25 |
l have work to do, but my sister can. |
00:41:28 |
-Alma. |
00:41:30 |
Come here. |
00:41:32 |
these guys are making a film |
00:41:35 |
What kind of film are you making? |
00:41:37 |
Actually it's like comedy, |
00:41:40 |
-Like, the types of movies, you know-- |
00:41:43 |
-Like what kind? |
00:41:45 |
-We want you to be a movie star. |
00:41:48 |
l can't leave, but she should go, |
00:41:51 |
-l was in the school play. |
00:41:54 |
-A refrigerator? |
00:41:56 |
So check it out. |
00:41:59 |
. . .and this is my door. |
00:42:00 |
And then l had, like, to close my eye |
00:42:04 |
-Okay, we're gonna take a quick meeting. |
00:42:06 |
-A quick producers' meeting. |
00:42:07 |
-You got it. |
00:42:09 |
-What's the matter? She's-- |
00:42:11 |
Listen to me, l know a woman. . . |
00:42:13 |
. . .who works across the street |
00:42:15 |
Are you gonna kiss her or Wilson? |
00:42:19 |
-You gonna kiss her? |
00:42:21 |
Okay, we did it. |
00:42:23 |
-Guess what, we just had a meeting. |
00:42:25 |
-You got the part. |
00:42:27 |
-Oh, yeah. |
00:42:29 |
. . .because we're actually-- |
00:42:30 |
-We're shooting right now. |
00:42:32 |
lt's gonna be fun. |
00:42:34 |
l'm sorry, can--? Can--? Can--? |
00:42:36 |
-ls this yours? |
00:42:37 |
-Can we use this just really quickly? |
00:42:40 |
-She just dropped this off to be cleaned. |
00:42:43 |
-lt'll be all right. |
00:42:44 |
We'll bring it back. |
00:42:47 |
-What's your name? |
00:42:48 |
Ann. Miss Ann. thank you so much. |
00:42:49 |
We gotta make sure |
00:42:51 |
She will get a credit for sure, |
00:42:54 |
-l'm gonna be thinking about. . . |
00:42:55 |
. . .parts for you in the future |
00:42:57 |
Not you, however. You blew it. |
00:42:58 |
l wanted to make you Marilyn Monroe. |
00:43:00 |
-Now you're just gonna be the cleaner. |
00:43:02 |
-thank you for letting us use your sister. |
00:43:06 |
-We're gonna go down here. |
00:43:08 |
. . .and you're gonna play the girl. |
00:43:10 |
Action, guys. |
00:43:14 |
What--? |
00:43:16 |
-Oh, damn. Damn. |
00:43:18 |
Hold still. |
00:43:20 |
-Stop. |
00:43:22 |
He got exposed to radioactive waves. |
00:43:26 |
Are you radioactive? |
00:43:28 |
ls it contagious? |
00:43:30 |
Not radioactive! Magnetized! |
00:43:34 |
Give me my bottle. |
00:43:36 |
l'm sorry, we didn't have a chance to-- |
00:43:40 |
l'm just gonna check-- |
00:43:43 |
-this came out pretty good. |
00:43:45 |
-Not magnetized. |
00:43:47 |
-Not magnetized. |
00:43:49 |
Huh? |
00:43:52 |
Hey, Jerry. l'm really sorry |
00:43:54 |
l just, like-- l got really scared |
00:43:57 |
Yeah, l know. |
00:44:00 |
Yeah. |
00:44:04 |
ls that you? |
00:44:07 |
-l took the whole bottle. |
00:44:09 |
l just wanted to go to sleep. |
00:44:12 |
Yeah, it's aspirin, not sleeping pills, |
00:44:16 |
You are not going to die, okay? |
00:44:19 |
-lf you do what l say, okay? |
00:44:21 |
l need you to go to the bathroom. . . |
00:44:22 |
. . .get me a bucket full of salt and water, |
00:44:24 |
-Salt, salt. |
00:44:27 |
Just sit down, relax. |
00:44:29 |
-l'm gonna die. |
00:44:32 |
-l've done it before. |
00:44:34 |
Here, here. Drink it, drink it. |
00:44:39 |
Good. |
00:44:42 |
-You okay? |
00:44:45 |
Hey, look at me, l'm doing good. |
00:44:48 |
Oh, that's me. |
00:44:52 |
Oh, not again. |
00:44:55 |
Why does he have to puke |
00:44:59 |
Oh, good, now he's gonna |
00:45:01 |
-You see? |
00:45:04 |
Hi. Sorry. |
00:45:08 |
Wait, what's he doing now? |
00:45:12 |
Oh, nice, nice. Pee. |
00:45:16 |
-You guys are so weird. |
00:45:18 |
Yeah. |
00:45:20 |
ls his pee making it do that? |
00:45:24 |
thank God for my bladder. |
00:45:26 |
Okay, good. Would you just finish |
00:45:28 |
Alma, l owe you one. |
00:45:30 |
Let's test it out. Let's test it out. |
00:45:33 |
Let's test it out. |
00:45:36 |
-No. No. |
00:45:38 |
-lt worked. lt's working. |
00:45:41 |
-thanks to me. |
00:45:42 |
-Hi, guys. |
00:45:45 |
-What are you looking at? |
00:45:47 |
We were just closing up, actually. |
00:45:50 |
Yeah, so there it is. |
00:45:52 |
l have to pay in mostly pennies. |
00:45:56 |
-Fine. that's-- that's okay. |
00:45:57 |
-thank you. |
00:45:59 |
Your pennies are always good here. |
00:46:00 |
l'm gonna enjoy it, thank you. |
00:46:02 |
Good night. |
00:46:04 |
-Enjoy the movie? |
00:46:06 |
We worked hard on it. |
00:46:08 |
Yo, we gotta find new tapes. |
00:46:11 |
-We can't keep doing this. |
00:46:12 |
lt's going fine. So far, so good. |
00:46:14 |
What? When Miss Falewicz |
00:46:17 |
-Our version is better than the original. |
00:46:20 |
. . .to Mr. Fletcher. First of all, |
00:46:24 |
Yeah, but 20 minutes, |
00:46:27 |
lt's the perfect duration. |
00:46:30 |
-l study this, l know. |
00:46:31 |
And besides, Miss Falewicz has never seen |
00:46:34 |
She might think all of them are 20 minutes |
00:46:38 |
She probably won't even recognize us. |
00:46:44 |
Y'all need to chill out, all right? |
00:46:48 |
Craig? |
00:46:50 |
-What's up, old lady? |
00:46:52 |
Yo, Craig. What's up, man? |
00:46:59 |
Dude, you gotta check this out, man. |
00:47:01 |
My auntie got this |
00:47:05 |
this is Ghostbusters. |
00:47:06 |
-Roshambo. |
00:47:08 |
-Laser. |
00:47:10 |
-Whoa. Uh-oh. |
00:47:13 |
Miss Falewicz gave it to her nephew. |
00:47:16 |
lt looks like they were disappointed |
00:47:18 |
-Come on, guys. |
00:47:20 |
l can clearly see you |
00:47:26 |
We was closed, |
00:47:29 |
-What's wrong with you? |
00:47:31 |
Y'all open now. |
00:47:38 |
that wasn't bad. What else y'all got? |
00:47:41 |
-the whole store. |
00:47:44 |
We actually-- |
00:47:47 |
No, man, he said the whole store. |
00:47:50 |
-Why you lie to me, man? |
00:47:52 |
Guys, make your choice. |
00:47:57 |
-What is wrong with you? |
00:48:02 |
What you got? |
00:48:04 |
Right. Yeah, that's for-- |
00:48:05 |
Hey, man, hand me one of them |
00:48:09 |
We'd love to rent you out |
00:48:12 |
. . .but Mr. Fletcher, right, he called. |
00:48:15 |
-Oh, yeah. |
00:48:17 |
two videos per day, per account, so. . . . |
00:48:20 |
All right then, |
00:48:23 |
Yeah, man. Sign away. |
00:48:24 |
We're gonna need your picture l D, |
00:48:28 |
. . .your last three rent receipts, |
00:48:31 |
. . .a letter from your mother |
00:48:33 |
. . .the last three countries |
00:48:35 |
. . .your 1 0 favorite films |
00:48:38 |
You know, you're real lucky |
00:48:40 |
-Word. |
00:48:42 |
Except Craig's aunt. |
00:48:44 |
Shut up, stupid. |
00:48:46 |
We'll be back |
00:48:49 |
We still have two to choose, right? |
00:48:52 |
Here you go, |
00:48:54 |
that's my choice. |
00:48:56 |
-You guys pick the other one. |
00:48:58 |
You get to pick your choice, |
00:49:00 |
-Yeah. |
00:49:02 |
Man, who told you |
00:49:04 |
Hey, hey, you guys, you guys. |
00:49:06 |
You guys, listen. You guys! |
00:49:10 |
Life without civilization is brutal. . . |
00:49:14 |
. . . nasty and short. |
00:49:19 |
lf you're gonna come around here. . . |
00:49:21 |
. . .and spread pizza |
00:49:25 |
. . .you're gonna miss out |
00:49:28 |
So this is what l'm saying. |
00:49:30 |
l'm gonna put all of these videos |
00:49:32 |
Alma, you're gonna pick out |
00:49:36 |
totally random. |
00:49:39 |
And everyone will survive. Pick it out. |
00:49:44 |
-Here they are. |
00:49:47 |
Done. |
00:49:48 |
How the hell? |
00:49:50 |
Okay, who's the baby |
00:49:54 |
Someone did. |
00:50:00 |
-What? |
00:50:01 |
But we will have them for you |
00:50:04 |
. . .as long as you give us |
00:50:07 |
twenty dollars? |
00:50:09 |
No, no, no. |
00:50:12 |
-Sweded. |
00:50:17 |
-Swede? Like Sweden? |
00:50:19 |
-lt's a country, not a verb. |
00:50:23 |
Because it's a faraway, |
00:50:26 |
-lt's imported. |
00:50:29 |
A toast. twenty bucks in one day. |
00:50:34 |
-that's never happened. Never. |
00:50:36 |
-Nice with the civilization theory. |
00:50:38 |
-l gotta say, that was nice. |
00:50:40 |
l do some thinking at night. |
00:50:42 |
lf l can't sleep, |
00:50:45 |
-Who picked The Lion King? |
00:50:48 |
the big guy, maybe. |
00:50:51 |
lt was me. |
00:50:52 |
-You snuck it in there? |
00:50:54 |
You're a badass. |
00:50:56 |
See, well, Pocahontas used to be, |
00:50:58 |
But then l couldn't find it |
00:51:01 |
. . .so l just picked Lion King instead. |
00:51:03 |
lt is such a good movie too. |
00:51:08 |
Oh, man, l love The Lion King too. |
00:51:12 |
My mom loved it. |
00:51:13 |
-lt's awesome. |
00:51:15 |
-Yeah, it's awesome. |
00:51:17 |
-Oh, yeah. |
00:51:19 |
-. . .kills the nephew's father. |
00:51:22 |
-. . .which is his brother. |
00:51:24 |
He kills his own brother, right? |
00:51:28 |
What's funny? |
00:51:29 |
-Shape-- Nothing. |
00:51:31 |
Does anybody have any ideas, |
00:51:34 |
. . .about how we're supposed to shoot |
00:51:38 |
Roar! l am the king! |
00:51:43 |
Roar! Jerry, l kind of see your head. |
00:51:46 |
-What? |
00:51:47 |
Well, Alma, stay on the voices. |
00:51:49 |
We'll be in charge |
00:51:51 |
-Okay. |
00:51:52 |
''l'm gonna piss on the graves |
00:51:56 |
-lt's important in the story, Alma. |
00:51:58 |
Roar! |
00:51:59 |
l'm going to piss |
00:52:02 |
No, wait. Hold on. |
00:52:04 |
this is the sequel. |
00:52:14 |
Less choice. . . |
00:52:16 |
. . .more copies of the same movie. |
00:52:20 |
Simplified categorization of genre. |
00:52:24 |
Sir? |
00:52:26 |
Hi. |
00:52:27 |
Noticeable outfit |
00:52:32 |
Sir, are you sure l can't help you? |
00:52:34 |
You've been here for the last two hours, |
00:52:39 |
l'm gonna have to ask you to leave. |
00:52:40 |
Do you carry a copy |
00:52:44 |
-What? |
00:52:46 |
. . .knowledge required. |
00:52:52 |
-thank you. |
00:52:53 |
Okay. v ery helpful. |
00:52:57 |
-that's it. |
00:52:58 |
l'm taking you downtown. |
00:53:00 |
-l'm coming to get you now. . . |
00:53:03 |
. . .with my gun. |
00:53:05 |
And there's more |
00:53:07 |
-No! |
00:53:11 |
Y'all still shooting, man? |
00:53:12 |
-Yeah, we-- |
00:53:13 |
Y'all were supposed to be done. |
00:53:16 |
-Don't worry. l can handle this guy. |
00:53:19 |
-Let me show you how to do this, man. |
00:53:21 |
l will shoot you |
00:53:25 |
l got something for you, man. |
00:53:26 |
What do you think you're--? |
00:53:29 |
-Robo! |
00:53:31 |
-You want some? Yeah, you want some? |
00:53:34 |
-Stay back. |
00:53:36 |
l'm giving you |
00:53:38 |
-. . .to drop your weapon. |
00:53:44 |
that's not funny, y'all. |
00:53:46 |
-Cut. |
00:53:48 |
-lt's kind of funny. |
00:53:51 |
-that was good. |
00:53:52 |
-l like your badge. |
00:53:54 |
Great. Just-- Who are these people? |
00:53:58 |
-Oh, my God. |
00:54:06 |
Let's go before they see us. |
00:54:07 |
Mike! Mike! Over here! |
00:54:10 |
Lookit, okay? You're gonna smile. |
00:54:13 |
Pretend like you know |
00:54:15 |
-l'm gonna take care of the rest. Yes. |
00:54:17 |
this was really great. . . |
00:54:19 |
. . .but it's too short. |
00:54:21 |
Anyway, l told all my friends, |
00:54:24 |
-they want to join the store. |
00:54:26 |
Okay. |
00:54:27 |
Okay, it's open! |
00:54:30 |
Form two lines. |
00:54:31 |
Rentals on the right |
00:54:35 |
the store policy is also. . . |
00:54:36 |
. . .two rentals per customer. |
00:54:38 |
Maybe you'd like to get a film |
00:54:42 |
Okay, guys, l'm accepting applications |
00:54:44 |
-Hi. |
00:54:46 |
-What would you like? |
00:54:48 |
Okay. Let me just check to see |
00:54:51 |
lt seems like you have a lot of Cs. |
00:54:55 |
l don't even think |
00:54:57 |
So we're gonna need a $20 |
00:55:00 |
-Are you insane? twenty dollars? |
00:55:02 |
l don't make the rules, |
00:55:03 |
You're crazy. You're insane. |
00:55:05 |
-l'm leaving. |
00:55:07 |
-Your movies suck anyway! |
00:55:09 |
Next! |
00:55:11 |
-Excuse me. |
00:55:14 |
l am RoboCop. |
00:55:16 |
l heard there was a disturbance. . . |
00:55:18 |
. . .at Be Kind Rewind video store. |
00:55:21 |
Mr. RoboCop, |
00:55:24 |
-For my grandson? |
00:55:25 |
Anything you say |
00:55:31 |
. . .in a court of RoboCop. |
00:55:34 |
Miss Falewicz. |
00:55:38 |
-Hi, Miss Falewicz. |
00:55:40 |
-Can you Swede this for me? |
00:55:43 |
l'd really rather not do this one. |
00:55:45 |
l really never really got this movie. |
00:55:48 |
l thought it was a little condescending. |
00:55:50 |
lt's-- lt's a lovely movie. |
00:55:53 |
-She teaches him to read. |
00:55:55 |
How many movies |
00:55:58 |
Okay. |
00:56:00 |
Hoke, that's the spot. |
00:56:03 |
-Stop the car right-- Hoke! |
00:56:05 |
Are you--? Are you deaf? |
00:56:06 |
-l wish l was deaf. |
00:56:08 |
Who is that hussy chasing after us? |
00:56:10 |
-Be gone, hussy. Hoke-- |
00:56:14 |
-We're just scouting. |
00:56:16 |
l'm staying in character. |
00:56:18 |
Let's keep in character, okay? |
00:56:20 |
-All right. Mm-hm. |
00:56:22 |
Help me get out of the car. |
00:56:24 |
-Hoke! |
00:56:25 |
-Jerry, have you ever seen the movie? |
00:56:27 |
She doesn't act like that. |
00:56:28 |
Don't you talk to me like that, |
00:56:30 |
-She doesn't act like that. |
00:56:32 |
Hoke, go and find me the grave |
00:56:35 |
Go like the wind, run. |
00:56:36 |
Run, Hoke. Please. |
00:56:39 |
W-E-R-t-H-E-N. |
00:56:43 |
Hoke, can you hear me? |
00:56:46 |
Oh, no, Hoke. |
00:56:48 |
You're illiterate, aren't you? |
00:56:50 |
-Jerry. |
00:56:53 |
A W is like a mountain upside down. |
00:56:57 |
lsn't that clever? |
00:56:58 |
Now, what happens |
00:57:01 |
-. . .to the W? |
00:57:02 |
-What do you think? |
00:57:04 |
-Wer. |
00:57:05 |
Add a ''then, '' what do you get? |
00:57:07 |
-Okay, Jerry, stop. |
00:57:10 |
-Would you stop? |
00:57:12 |
-Wer. . . . |
00:57:14 |
Werthan, Werthan, Werthan, Werthan! |
00:57:16 |
-Mike. |
00:57:17 |
Mike, what are you doing? |
00:57:18 |
-Are we shooting? |
00:57:23 |
Jerry. |
00:57:29 |
-Hey. |
00:57:33 |
You know, l was in character. |
00:57:35 |
-l know. |
00:57:38 |
Well, apparently he did. Jerry, like, |
00:57:42 |
Don't you think |
00:57:44 |
Who keeps on giving |
00:57:46 |
-Uh-huh. |
00:57:48 |
-Well, l kind of do all the time. |
00:57:49 |
Me. And why should l? |
00:57:51 |
-things have changed. |
00:57:52 |
People recognize me in the street. |
00:57:54 |
-Right, Simon? |
00:57:56 |
Yeah. Yup. |
00:57:57 |
-Yeah. |
00:57:59 |
You have a trailer, okay? |
00:58:01 |
that is where you live. |
00:58:02 |
-ls that spit on there? |
00:58:03 |
-Come on. |
00:58:06 |
. . .because all you do is go from your shop |
00:58:09 |
-lt's true. |
00:58:10 |
they look at me in a different way, |
00:58:13 |
-l'm a star. |
00:58:15 |
l want my own trailer |
00:58:17 |
A movie trailer. |
00:58:21 |
Get up, Jerry. |
00:58:23 |
-Everybody's ready. |
00:58:25 |
Ali's the man! |
00:58:31 |
Ali! Ali! Ali! |
00:58:36 |
lt's okay. We're not suggesting-- |
00:58:38 |
As far as Foreman goes, |
00:58:42 |
. . .and we writers |
00:58:45 |
-. . .that we were. . . . |
00:58:46 |
the pilots are black, l'm black, |
00:58:50 |
. . .and we're not crashing. |
00:58:56 |
Dave, it's me, HAL. |
00:58:59 |
l'm afraid l can't open |
00:59:03 |
Why don't you take a jog |
00:59:07 |
Okay, l'm ready. Go. |
00:59:45 |
Alma! this is ketchup. |
00:59:47 |
-You said you were gonna use Kool-Aid! |
00:59:51 |
God, Alma. |
00:59:54 |
Oh, where's the driver? |
00:59:57 |
All right. |
00:59:58 |
We gotta stop off |
01:00:01 |
Find out what the aliens are doing. |
01:00:03 |
We're upside down! |
01:00:06 |
the whole universe is in a marble! |
01:00:31 |
l'm glad you have come to your senses. |
01:00:34 |
l have a list of addresses here |
01:00:36 |
Hey, hey. No, no, no. |
01:00:38 |
tomorrow, l am starting |
01:00:41 |
. . .to a modern medium the D vD. |
01:00:45 |
You see, l've found |
01:00:48 |
. . .that l'm going to recommend |
01:00:51 |
Within a couple of months, |
01:00:53 |
. . .will be digital. |
01:00:55 |
Which means more titles |
01:00:58 |
. . .and more business. |
01:01:00 |
Listen, if you don't want |
01:01:02 |
. . .then you're going to have to |
01:01:05 |
. . .with one of the city's |
01:01:07 |
Do you have any idea of the kind of costs |
01:01:11 |
Here's an estimate |
01:01:14 |
And that's the bare minimum |
01:01:18 |
-l just don't see it happening. |
01:01:20 |
Okay, what? |
01:01:23 |
l'll fix the roof. |
01:01:26 |
Fine. |
01:01:27 |
You now have six weeks before |
01:01:30 |
. . .then you're going to have to |
01:01:43 |
Next! |
01:01:47 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa! |
01:01:48 |
Whoa, he cut the line! |
01:01:50 |
-Hey, gramps. |
01:01:52 |
Back of the line. |
01:01:54 |
-Yeah. |
01:01:56 |
New York, for real? |
01:01:58 |
-Mike and Jerry are famous there? |
01:01:59 |
-Hey, back out. |
01:02:01 |
l'm really sorry, sir, but you're going |
01:02:05 |
-l can't afford a riot in the shop. |
01:02:07 |
Can somebody explain to me |
01:02:09 |
-Hey, Mike! Where's Mikey? Mike! |
01:02:12 |
-What's going on, man? |
01:02:14 |
l can-- l can explain everything. |
01:02:16 |
Something terrible happened |
01:02:19 |
they all got erased. |
01:02:21 |
l know you didn't want Jerry |
01:02:24 |
-. . .but-- |
01:02:25 |
All right, this is the last autograph. |
01:02:28 |
-Oh, man. |
01:02:30 |
Let me take your bag for you, |
01:02:32 |
Uh-oh, who's back? Mr. Fletchy. |
01:02:35 |
l got the slogan. Check it out |
01:02:37 |
''Be Kind Rewind, videos a la Carte. |
01:02:41 |
You name it, we shoot it. |
01:02:42 |
Be Kind Rewind, videos a la Carte. '' |
01:02:44 |
-Jerry. |
01:02:46 |
-thanks, Jerry. |
01:02:49 |
-We'll just-- |
01:02:51 |
-l didn't know that you were the boss. |
01:02:54 |
Listen, kids. |
01:02:56 |
. . .but let's be realistic for a second. |
01:02:59 |
We will never hit that number, |
01:03:03 |
Oh, no, Mr. Fletcher. We can do it. |
01:03:05 |
We've-- We've been doing really, |
01:03:07 |
You know, we've been working hard. |
01:03:09 |
lt's far from enough. |
01:03:12 |
So to hell with documentaries. . . |
01:03:15 |
. . .oldies, cult movies. |
01:03:17 |
We need to simplify. |
01:03:19 |
two sections. |
01:03:21 |
Action-adventures, comedies. |
01:03:24 |
We got to keep the silent movies, |
01:03:27 |
No, no. Quiet. l don't wanna hear |
01:03:30 |
New rules apply |
01:03:35 |
Oh, and l forgot. |
01:03:40 |
D vDs. |
01:03:42 |
D vD, what? |
01:03:44 |
No more tapes. |
01:03:46 |
the entire catalogue has to be on D vD |
01:03:49 |
And our films? |
01:03:51 |
Yours and whatever we rent |
01:04:03 |
l don't know why he's doing this. |
01:04:06 |
lt's like everything |
01:04:09 |
. . .is just nothing? lt's-- Just like. . . . |
01:04:12 |
-We can't keep doing this. |
01:04:14 |
We are doing better business |
01:04:19 |
We're-- We're celebrities now. |
01:04:20 |
We're on the power list. |
01:04:23 |
No. No, he don't. |
01:04:26 |
lt's my fault. l should've known. |
01:04:30 |
lt's worthless to him. |
01:04:32 |
lt's like l'm nothing to him. |
01:04:40 |
Filthy little punk. |
01:04:47 |
No way this punk kid |
01:04:57 |
No. I erased all the tapes. |
01:05:00 |
l'm the little punk. |
01:05:03 |
Why is it always about you guys? |
01:05:07 |
What about me? |
01:05:08 |
What about Alma? |
01:05:11 |
l wanna be a filthy punk too, |
01:05:15 |
these are not just simple remakes. |
01:05:19 |
they are way more creative. |
01:05:21 |
Of course, if the business |
01:05:24 |
. . .we won't hit the objective. |
01:05:26 |
But if we shorten |
01:05:29 |
. . .we can shoot more of them. |
01:05:30 |
And we will incrementally increase |
01:05:34 |
-Can you repeat the last--? |
01:05:37 |
-People will feel swindled. |
01:05:41 |
We'll give them parts to play. |
01:05:42 |
this way A, with their help, |
01:05:46 |
. . . B, the films can be shorter |
01:05:48 |
they're not gonna feel cheated, |
01:05:52 |
-. . .and they'll see their selves as a part. . . |
01:05:54 |
-. . .of the neighborhood. |
01:05:56 |
. . .of their own happiness. |
01:05:57 |
You guys, this is something |
01:06:00 |
lf we do more movies |
01:06:03 |
-We can rent more movies. |
01:06:05 |
-Wait, that's what l just said. |
01:06:08 |
-Doesn't matter who said it first. |
01:06:09 |
We're all saying-- |
01:06:11 |
-l agree, l agree. |
01:06:14 |
lt's like-- What do you call that, |
01:06:16 |
-Avalanche. |
01:06:18 |
-Snowballing. Getting bigger and bigger. |
01:06:21 |
And it incrementally increases |
01:06:25 |
-Come on. Right here. l can feel this. |
01:06:28 |
-Go. |
01:06:34 |
Do you really wanna buy these expensive |
01:06:39 |
No. No way. |
01:06:42 |
So for only $ 2 0. |
01:06:45 |
. . .you can simply tape or glue |
01:06:49 |
. . . and then it upgrades |
01:06:53 |
And only then is when |
01:06:56 |
-That is good. |
01:06:59 |
Vacation with Chevy Chase. |
01:07:01 |
-that's not Sweded yet. Sorry. |
01:07:03 |
-Comedy. |
01:07:05 |
Wrong genre. that is a comedy. |
01:07:08 |
l must exclude you for the day. |
01:07:10 |
You can come back tomorrow. |
01:07:12 |
You have to say the right thing. |
01:07:14 |
Man, the new system sucks, man. |
01:07:16 |
l'm sick and tired of all these rules. |
01:07:18 |
-Hey, Lord of the Rings is not a comedy. |
01:07:21 |
Now, listen. l want The Jerk. . . |
01:07:23 |
-. . .Sweden by tomorrow. |
01:07:26 |
-Sweded. |
01:07:28 |
. . .or this little thing that's in your-- |
01:07:31 |
Let me see, let me see. |
01:07:33 |
l'd be lying if l said |
01:07:36 |
. . .to teach you a lesson. |
01:07:38 |
Mr. Fletcher, |
01:07:40 |
Listen, l apologize, okay? |
01:07:42 |
-Good, good. |
01:07:45 |
Good. But more importantly. . . |
01:07:47 |
. . .you should never |
01:07:50 |
She works very hard |
01:07:52 |
And these guys. . . |
01:07:54 |
. . .are working very hard to save ours. |
01:07:56 |
-You get my drift? |
01:07:58 |
thank you for the lesson. |
01:08:02 |
Sounds like Fats Waller's |
01:08:05 |
lt's-- lt's his house. |
01:08:09 |
Now. my boy. do you know where |
01:08:12 |
. . . did record most of his tunes |
01:08:15 |
-I know that one. |
01:08:16 |
-I know the answer. |
01:08:18 |
At RC A Studios in Camden. |
01:08:20 |
They liked to drive there on the train on the |
01:08:24 |
Sometimes they didn 't |
01:08:25 |
. . . because they would get in a fight |
01:08:28 |
Mr. Fletcher. I don 't really see |
01:08:31 |
there is none. |
01:08:37 |
Set up the cameras over there. |
01:08:39 |
We wanna get in the red car |
01:08:45 |
We're walking in the rain. |
01:08:50 |
And we're like young lovers. |
01:08:53 |
Wow, these guys are good. |
01:08:56 |
they can shoot any style. |
01:08:57 |
We cast Jack and his friends. |
01:09:00 |
-Whatever, man. |
01:09:01 |
Yo, see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
01:09:03 |
Come on. |
01:09:05 |
l'm shooting him. |
01:09:07 |
Oh, no. Derek! |
01:09:10 |
Why? |
01:09:12 |
Look at the pool of blood around him. |
01:09:14 |
He's with Jesus. |
01:09:15 |
What's happening to our 'hood? |
01:09:19 |
It's senseless. the violence. |
01:09:35 |
Kids, l have to admit. . . |
01:09:40 |
. . . l was wrong. |
01:09:42 |
to movies with heart. |
01:09:45 |
-And soul. |
01:09:47 |
-We had pig ears. |
01:09:51 |
-Pig ears and white bread. |
01:09:54 |
You're the number one hunter |
01:09:55 |
When you see that elephant, |
01:09:59 |
-that's great. We did it. |
01:10:00 |
Now we're like animals. |
01:10:03 |
l love you, l love you. |
01:10:10 |
We're nearly there. One more week. |
01:10:12 |
''Jerry and Alma in. . . . '' |
01:10:16 |
Jerry and Alma, Jerry and Alma, |
01:10:22 |
Are you jealous or something? |
01:10:24 |
No. No, l'm not. |
01:10:26 |
Forget about what l even said. |
01:10:29 |
Well-- Well, really. l mean. . . |
01:10:31 |
. . . how come he's always |
01:10:35 |
lt's always him. |
01:10:36 |
Well, Jerry said |
01:10:40 |
that is a dirty lie. |
01:10:42 |
l never said a word about your mustache. |
01:10:47 |
l never said my mustache. |
01:10:50 |
Okay, so Jerry was telling the truth. |
01:10:52 |
And that's why you never wanted |
01:10:54 |
No, no. l never complained about that. |
01:10:57 |
Mike, l never said the word, |
01:10:59 |
So how would you know, huh? |
01:11:00 |
Because he complains about it |
01:11:03 |
What's the difference? |
01:11:04 |
-You think l have one, right? |
01:11:06 |
-. . . l don't even think you have one. |
01:11:09 |
Just really quick. Let me see. |
01:11:13 |
You know what? l don't see anything. |
01:11:17 |
-l don't see anything. |
01:11:19 |
No. |
01:11:22 |
thanks. |
01:11:23 |
Maybe l should give you a blind test. |
01:11:25 |
Yeah, l think we need a blind test. |
01:11:32 |
So? |
01:11:34 |
Hey! You're trying to kiss me. |
01:11:37 |
-Why not? |
01:11:39 |
-Are you in love with me? |
01:11:41 |
Mm-hm. |
01:11:43 |
Well, how do l know that? |
01:11:44 |
You know you're in love |
01:11:46 |
. . .when you talk to them for a minimum |
01:11:49 |
What if l talk to a guy in my head |
01:11:53 |
You're in love with Jerry. |
01:11:54 |
-Huh? Ew, no. We're closed. |
01:11:57 |
-No, l'm not. |
01:11:59 |
Not at all. No, that's not-- lt c-- |
01:12:01 |
Listen, it could be anybody. |
01:12:02 |
-Mr. t, Fats. |
01:12:05 |
-l know it. |
01:12:07 |
Yes. |
01:12:09 |
to whom it may concern. . . |
01:12:11 |
. . .copyright infringement is punishable |
01:12:15 |
Now, l hold in my hand a restraining order |
01:12:17 |
. . .and, actually, a warrant of seizure |
01:12:23 |
-So you, the defendant. . . |
01:12:24 |
. . . have declined to attend |
01:12:27 |
. . .so the studios are coordinating |
01:12:31 |
. . .the damages from-- |
01:12:34 |
-Approximately 200. |
01:12:36 |
Oh, what do we have here? |
01:12:37 |
-A record of rental. |
01:12:39 |
-What? |
01:12:42 |
. . . how many average viewings? |
01:12:44 |
Sixty-three times per tape. |
01:12:45 |
times 250,000 maximum in damages. . . |
01:12:49 |
. . .and/or up to five years in prison. . . |
01:12:54 |
-. . .per offense. |
01:12:57 |
. . .3. 1 5 billion dollars in fines. . . |
01:13:01 |
. . .which would need to be paid back |
01:13:02 |
-l'll write you a check. |
01:13:06 |
. . .63,000 years in prison. |
01:13:09 |
Which, of course, would have to be served |
01:13:14 |
But we made the movies ourselves. |
01:13:16 |
-they're our-- |
01:13:18 |
You're-- You're right. But technically, |
01:13:21 |
. . .belong to the studios. |
01:13:23 |
Look, it's written. |
01:13:26 |
lt's at the beginning of the tape |
01:13:27 |
-But we erased that, so. . . . |
01:13:32 |
People come here because |
01:13:34 |
that's why they come here. they're not |
01:13:38 |
they're not interested in them. |
01:13:40 |
Sir. Sir. |
01:13:41 |
Don't listen to them. |
01:13:43 |
-the entire film industry is crumbling. . . |
01:13:45 |
. . .because of pirates and bootleggers. |
01:13:46 |
And we intend to stop it. |
01:13:49 |
We're not selling boots, |
01:13:52 |
-And we don't have viruses. |
01:13:54 |
-Fletcher. |
01:13:56 |
l mean, look. |
01:13:58 |
l didn't say l do. l mean, |
01:14:01 |
Nevertheless, |
01:14:04 |
. . .to destroy all your black-market tapes |
01:14:08 |
. . .and all of these assets |
01:14:11 |
. . .are hereby seized |
01:14:14 |
No, no, no. these are-- No, no, no. |
01:14:16 |
We just want to get in and out. . . |
01:14:18 |
-. . .as painlessly as possible. |
01:14:21 |
Hey, let him go. |
01:14:28 |
Mr. Fletcher? |
01:14:29 |
Mr. Fletcher. |
01:14:31 |
l could save the building. |
01:14:33 |
this is a application to make it |
01:14:37 |
l can't believe |
01:14:39 |
lt's gonna be easy, |
01:14:42 |
No, Mike, it's not so simple. |
01:14:45 |
Why not? |
01:14:48 |
the address has got to be on the birth |
01:14:50 |
No, Mike, |
01:14:53 |
. . .to prove that Fats lived here. |
01:14:56 |
You wanna know why? |
01:14:59 |
Huh? You wanna know why? |
01:15:02 |
-Because-- |
01:15:04 |
-No, no, listen. |
01:15:05 |
Now you don't want |
01:15:07 |
Boy, look here. l'll finish it. |
01:15:09 |
We can't prove |
01:15:12 |
. . .because he never did. |
01:15:27 |
l think you should come one more time. |
01:15:33 |
Just tell me why. |
01:15:39 |
Well, they started as bedtime stories. |
01:15:42 |
l was trying to make this place |
01:15:46 |
And then l could never bring myself |
01:15:49 |
Well, why Fats Waller? |
01:15:51 |
You could have picked anybody. |
01:15:54 |
l mean, Duke Ellington |
01:15:57 |
Fats was a happy man. |
01:15:59 |
And l thought |
01:16:02 |
And it's true, l lied. |
01:16:06 |
Now l'm going to hell, upstairs. |
01:16:17 |
Here we are, we're the villains, right? |
01:16:54 |
Hold that. |
01:17:11 |
Mike! |
01:17:13 |
We want more movies. |
01:17:16 |
We want more movies! |
01:17:18 |
Come on, baby. |
01:17:20 |
Mike, wake up, baby. |
01:17:23 |
-What are you doing? |
01:17:25 |
-We want more movies, man. |
01:17:27 |
We cannot do these movies anymore. |
01:17:31 |
You can make your own. |
01:17:32 |
-l don't have ideas for movies, Jerry. |
01:17:36 |
You have got tons of ideas. |
01:17:40 |
l hear them, |
01:17:42 |
Mike, we can make |
01:17:45 |
We don't have to make one-- they can't |
01:17:49 |
Make whatever you want. |
01:17:53 |
You know what l mean? |
01:17:55 |
Let's make Scary Town 5000. |
01:17:58 |
We make it up, baby. |
01:18:00 |
-You're the best director l know. |
01:18:02 |
-Wait a minute. |
01:18:03 |
-. . .that l know. |
01:18:05 |
And together we're a team |
01:18:08 |
Mike. Where did you go? Come back. |
01:18:11 |
Come on, Mike. |
01:18:12 |
l want Mr. Fletcher to see. |
01:18:15 |
Mr. Fletcher. |
01:18:18 |
Mr. Fletcher! |
01:18:21 |
What do you need me for? |
01:18:23 |
to hell with them, Mr. Fletcher. |
01:18:24 |
We don't have to move to the projects |
01:18:27 |
How do we do that, exactly? |
01:18:30 |
We're gonna make a movie, all of us. |
01:18:32 |
All of these people |
01:18:34 |
We're gonna make a movie together. |
01:18:36 |
Like the city that saves itself? |
01:18:37 |
No, no. Check it, check it. |
01:18:40 |
We're gonna do a movie |
01:18:43 |
Your hero, my hero. |
01:18:45 |
And we don't need permission |
01:18:49 |
this is for us to watch. |
01:18:51 |
-the whole town is participating. |
01:18:54 |
the movie could be called |
01:18:57 |
-Yeah! |
01:19:00 |
-You gonna humiliate me again? |
01:19:04 |
No, he's trying to prove you were right. |
01:19:06 |
Our past belongs to us, |
01:19:10 |
Sure. My mom. . . . |
01:19:13 |
My mom saw Fats Waller playing-- |
01:19:17 |
Playing the piano right here |
01:19:21 |
Sure. Anybody wanna |
01:19:25 |
Yes, me. |
01:19:26 |
My grandfather used to watch him |
01:19:30 |
-there you go. |
01:19:34 |
He took the train to Camden |
01:19:38 |
He really did take the train to Camden. |
01:19:41 |
that's right! |
01:19:42 |
Mike. We only have a week |
01:19:45 |
lt's not a problem. that's okay. |
01:19:46 |
We'll shoot the whole thing in a week. |
01:19:48 |
And we could take donations |
01:19:50 |
. . .and use the money |
01:19:52 |
-l'll play Fats. |
01:19:55 |
We'll see who plays Fats. |
01:19:57 |
-You're not gonna play Fats. |
01:19:59 |
No, there's not. |
01:20:00 |
-May the best man play Fats. |
01:20:02 |
Anyway, we should do it. |
01:20:05 |
Good idea. |
01:20:15 |
-test, test, test. |
01:20:18 |
-l can't tell if it's working. |
01:20:19 |
-. . .because this is pressed down. |
01:20:21 |
-Test. I can 't tell. |
01:20:23 |
-Yeah, that's-- Okay. |
01:20:24 |
But it all started right here |
01:20:28 |
Miss Falewicz, can you tell us |
01:20:33 |
Fats was born |
01:20:36 |
He was the youngest |
01:20:39 |
. . .and all of them died |
01:20:43 |
-Gangsters killed them all. |
01:20:45 |
-they came low-riding. |
01:20:49 |
-they were like ninjas. |
01:20:50 |
But, boys, there's nothing fun about it. |
01:20:52 |
-they were awful. |
01:20:54 |
. . .if you think about it. |
01:20:55 |
What is the first instrument |
01:20:59 |
-From what l recall it was the piano. |
01:21:03 |
Yes, she's correct. |
01:21:06 |
And he moved on to play one of the |
01:21:11 |
And that's the organ. |
01:21:12 |
He would spend nights here |
01:21:16 |
You know, here at the great organ here. |
01:21:20 |
You guys, listen. there's a lot of |
01:21:24 |
. . .but l'm just putting my vote in, |
01:21:28 |
Boring. |
01:21:30 |
Hey, man. l think we should have the |
01:21:33 |
-With the |
01:21:36 |
Everybody, listen, listen. |
01:21:39 |
-But that's backwards. |
01:21:41 |
that is like Citizen Kane. |
01:21:44 |
lf you're going backwards. . . |
01:21:45 |
. . .then do the people talk, like, |
01:22:04 |
Ain 't misbehavin ' |
01:22:13 |
You know. . . . l'm fat. Fats is fat. |
01:22:16 |
that's his name. |
01:22:18 |
You thought wrong. |
01:22:23 |
Just a brief conversation. |
01:22:25 |
He's not even fat. |
01:22:28 |
-Be quiet. |
01:22:30 |
Somebody's about to get knocked out. |
01:22:35 |
Kansas City, the train station, |
01:22:37 |
Mr. Jack, Mr. Jack. lt's going. |
01:22:39 |
lt's good. lt's good. |
01:22:42 |
-What the hell is a ''harmoninium'' anyway? |
01:22:44 |
Okay, what is it, just a weird thing |
01:22:47 |
-lt's fine. |
01:22:48 |
You got the keyboard here already. |
01:22:49 |
Fats liked to tickle the piano, right? |
01:22:51 |
So my hand touches |
01:22:53 |
-lt's wrong. |
01:22:55 |
-tickle, tickle, tickle. |
01:22:57 |
-You gotta put something there with keys. |
01:22:59 |
lt's cheating. You're just lazy. |
01:23:02 |
Doesn't look very much like the '20s. |
01:23:05 |
-lt's clearly a bathtub. |
01:23:06 |
No, forget it. You know what? |
01:23:09 |
We gotta have a bunch of them anyway. |
01:23:11 |
-What? |
01:23:17 |
Hey, look, this is how |
01:23:20 |
the fan give the impression |
01:23:23 |
And the string is for the scratches. |
01:23:25 |
this is for the voice-over. |
01:23:26 |
Miss Falewicz. can you tell us |
01:23:29 |
And also this is for the music. |
01:23:31 |
Fats was born |
01:23:37 |
And push and breathe. |
01:23:39 |
And make a groaning sound like, |
01:23:43 |
Wilson, send the kids. |
01:23:45 |
-Some gangsters killed them all. |
01:23:47 |
-They came low-riding. |
01:23:54 |
And I heard |
01:23:57 |
The gang was like a pizza gang. |
01:23:59 |
And when they killed you. there was |
01:24:02 |
Fall, fall. Mr. Jack, fall. |
01:24:05 |
When he was young he used to follow |
01:24:08 |
. . . because his father |
01:24:10 |
Even if l ascended to heaven, |
01:24:15 |
Clap your hands. |
01:24:17 |
-Does it look good or what? |
01:24:19 |
Continue to jiggle. |
01:24:21 |
-tickle the keys, Mike. |
01:24:23 |
l can clearly see |
01:24:24 |
-l barely can see-- |
01:24:27 |
Yeah. Okay. |
01:24:31 |
Wilson, how do you drive a train? |
01:24:33 |
Push up the switches |
01:24:35 |
Okay. l got it. |
01:24:39 |
Yeah! |
01:24:50 |
Alma, you in position? |
01:24:51 |
We're just crossing the river now. |
01:24:54 |
Yeah. I can see you. |
01:24:58 |
Come on, blow that trombone harder. |
01:25:02 |
You need to act more drunker. |
01:25:06 |
Action! |
01:25:16 |
Let me tell you. rent party |
01:25:19 |
Man. they were jumping. |
01:25:25 |
Clear out, clear out. Cops are coming. |
01:25:39 |
Alma. |
01:25:40 |
Go, go, go. |
01:25:42 |
Aren't you guys being |
01:25:43 |
No. this is what makes the movie. |
01:25:45 |
All right, all right. |
01:25:47 |
-Promise me this is it. |
01:25:51 |
Okay, go, go. |
01:25:56 |
Not the big one, not the big one. |
01:25:58 |
-What's it matter? |
01:26:01 |
-No, no, no. lt says use other door. |
01:26:04 |
-Okay, fine, just shield your. . . . |
01:26:17 |
-What is this? What the crap? |
01:26:19 |
l told you l wanted |
01:26:30 |
Why? lt's like a hall of mirrors. |
01:26:32 |
-What the crap, what is this? |
01:26:39 |
Come on, let's go. |
01:26:41 |
-Be careful. lt's over there. |
01:26:47 |
-You got it? |
01:26:48 |
You got it? |
01:26:52 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa. |
01:26:53 |
What--? |
01:26:55 |
Mike? |
01:26:57 |
-Mike, what are you doing? |
01:27:00 |
-Of course l'm not gonna hurt you. |
01:27:03 |
-l thought you were robbers, man. |
01:27:05 |
Okay, hold on. Hold on, hold on. |
01:27:08 |
Release. |
01:27:13 |
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. |
01:27:17 |
Are you--? Are you sleeping here? |
01:27:20 |
l n the hardcore-porn room? |
01:27:22 |
temporarily, yes, |
01:27:25 |
l don't want anybody |
01:27:27 |
Fellas, l tell you what. |
01:27:29 |
l'll fix the windows, |
01:27:32 |
-Okay. |
01:27:34 |
We just gonna go. |
01:27:35 |
Okay, let's go. Stealth. |
01:27:47 |
-Don't get involved. Don't get involved. |
01:27:52 |
l tried to hold them back |
01:27:54 |
-We got a job to do. |
01:27:55 |
-lt's on. lt's on. |
01:27:58 |
Come on in. Everybody, don't |
01:28:01 |
-We're trying to raise money. |
01:28:04 |
You know, if you got a 20, that's gonna |
01:28:07 |
thank you. thank you for coming. |
01:28:09 |
Hey there. Yes, sir. thank you. |
01:28:11 |
Make sure you have |
01:28:13 |
l will do. All right then. thank you, sir. |
01:28:16 |
All right. |
01:28:17 |
Can you put the tv a little bit higher? |
01:28:21 |
All right. |
01:28:23 |
this is exciting. Oh, a 20. |
01:28:25 |
lt's gonna work, right? |
01:28:27 |
Well, l took the offer. |
01:28:29 |
lt looks like we're gonna be |
01:28:31 |
the money we collect tonight is not gonna |
01:28:35 |
So, what we gonna do is watch the movie. |
01:28:40 |
-Come on. All right? |
01:28:41 |
-Can you see it now? |
01:28:43 |
-Hey, where's Mike? |
01:28:45 |
Have a little faith, you guys, |
01:28:48 |
lf you can just remain patient, |
01:28:52 |
-Mike. Mike. Mike! |
01:28:56 |
Mike. Mike. Mike! |
01:29:10 |
Who would expect a simple influenza virus |
01:29:14 |
Mike. Mike, stop shooting now. |
01:29:17 |
-What are you doing? |
01:29:20 |
-l have to get the end titles. |
01:29:23 |
Yeah, l know what time it is. |
01:29:27 |
Yeah. No, we-- l didn't start the job. |
01:29:30 |
l can't demolish a building |
01:29:35 |
Right, good idea. |
01:29:37 |
He's coming down. |
01:29:40 |
What is this? |
01:29:44 |
-Mike's here. |
01:29:50 |
Oh, no. |
01:29:55 |
No one could see it, |
01:29:58 |
-You messed up the tv, man. |
01:30:00 |
So how we gonna watch it? |
01:30:05 |
Yo, Fletcher. |
01:30:09 |
Well, right now, we need you, baby. |
01:30:13 |
-Right here, right here. |
01:30:15 |
-ls this what you've been looking for? |
01:30:18 |
-Where shall l put the monster? |
01:30:21 |
Put this right here. |
01:30:23 |
-. . .made for mankind. |
01:30:25 |
-l saved the day. |
01:30:27 |
-Okay. that's good. |
01:30:29 |
to tell you the truth, l don't think people |
01:30:32 |
. . .from the back anyway. |
01:30:34 |
l think everybody should turn around |
01:30:35 |
Oh, yeah, yeah. |
01:30:38 |
We're gonna watch the movie |
01:30:40 |
-Yes, we are. |
01:30:42 |
lt's actually-- lt's a blessing in disguise. |
01:30:44 |
Because the tv-- |
01:30:46 |
You ain't gonna see an image |
01:30:47 |
You will never see an image |
01:30:49 |
Now, that's a premiere. |
01:30:53 |
Make it as-- Yeah. |
01:30:57 |
Anything you need. . . . |
01:30:59 |
Just keep your hands off this. |
01:31:01 |
-l will. l promise. |
01:31:07 |
All right, let's get it going. |
01:31:09 |
-Yeah! |
01:31:32 |
Well. it all began right here. |
01:31:36 |
It was a different neighborhood then. |
01:31:37 |
. . . he was born in 2 6 1 Main Street. |
01:31:40 |
It's a boy. |
01:31:47 |
Here's our part. Here's our part. |
01:31:48 |
-Yeah, man. |
01:31:52 |
-Yeah. |
01:32:15 |
Yes. in the Century Theater. |
01:32:18 |
Mr. Fletcher? What's going on? |
01:32:20 |
Oh, hi, Mr. Baker. |
01:32:24 |
-Let's step outside. |
01:32:27 |
l'm sorry, but time is up. |
01:32:29 |
Now, you must evacuate the building |
01:32:31 |
Okay. Mr. Baker, you're right. |
01:32:35 |
We should've evacuated an hour ago. |
01:32:37 |
But, please, |
01:32:41 |
And if you give me just one hour, |
01:32:45 |
An empty building, |
01:32:48 |
lt's all yours. |
01:32:51 |
-Please. |
01:32:55 |
One hour. |
01:33:00 |
Fats' life was on a train. |
01:33:04 |
He had given up flying. |
01:33:06 |
He was tired of being refused entrance |
01:33:12 |
Once. however. |
01:33:16 |
The plane he had been rejected from |
01:33:54 |
Fats. are you okay? |
01:33:57 |
Fats. you okay? |
01:33:59 |
Oh. my God. you're-- Fats. wake up. |
01:34:01 |
Fats. |
01:34:04 |
Is there a doctor on the train? |
01:34:07 |
Help! Help! Help! |
01:34:12 |
We need a doctor! |
01:34:14 |
He 's my friend! |
01:34:16 |
Anybody? This train 's not leaving |
01:36:00 |
Say up in Harlem at a table for two |
01:36:05 |
There were four of us |
01:36:10 |
From your ankle up |
01:36:13 |
From there down |
01:36:16 |
Yes. your feet's too big |
01:36:20 |
Don 't want ya 'cause your feet's too big |
01:36:24 |
Can 't use you 'cause your feet's too big |
01:36:28 |
I really hate ya 'cause your feet's too big |
01:36:38 |
Where 'd ya get 'em? |
01:36:42 |
Your girl. she likes you |
01:36:46 |
Got what it takes to be in paradise |
01:36:50 |
She said she likes your face |
01:36:52 |
She likes your rig |
01:36:54 |
Man. oh. man. them things are too big |
01:36:57 |
Oh. your feet's too big |
01:37:01 |
Don 't want ya 'cause your feet's too big |
01:37:04 |
Mad at you 'cause your feet's too big |
01:37:09 |
I hate ya 'cause your feet's too big |
01:37:30 |
Are you good? Is that good? |
01:37:33 |
this Chinese bamboo ain't strong. |
01:37:37 |
Forget about the bamboo, |
01:37:59 |
There 's more to life |
01:38:06 |
Put your dreams in suitcase |
01:38:13 |
Go to explore another land |
01:38:20 |
Stand in a spot you never planned |
01:38:27 |
You can scoot |
01:38:35 |
Use my boot |
01:38:41 |
You can scoot |
01:38:48 |
Use my boot |
01:38:55 |
You'll meet new folks |
01:39:03 |
This song hits brand-new notes |
01:39:10 |
Our town 's not great |
01:39:17 |
Far from the world where we belong |
01:39:24 |
You can scoot |
01:39:31 |
Use my boot |
01:39:38 |
You can scoot |
01:39:45 |
Use my boot |
01:40:06 |
Sit before me |
01:40:14 |
Now here I'm close to you |
01:40:21 |
Pocket a book |
01:40:28 |
I'll tell it better than you thought |
01:40:35 |
You can scoot |
01:40:43 |
Use my boot |
01:40:50 |
You can scoot |
01:40:57 |
Use my boot |
01:41:05 |
You can scoot |
01:41:11 |
Use my boots |