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Because I Said So
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Look at you. |
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Look over here. Okay, great, |
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Do you like my new dress? |
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All right, say "cheese. " |
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Cheese... Oh, wait. Excuse |
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Maybe it's just me, but can |
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I know it's not your fault, obviously |
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it makes us look like |
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How about something |
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Au naturel. |
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That's good. I think we've |
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I'm living the dream |
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Honey, did you see that young |
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He's been staring |
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Don't destroy the cake. |
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Can you taste it |
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Has he really? It's delicious. |
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They're kind. |
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I'll go over. |
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Yeah. |
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Oh, but, honey. |
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Just don't do that thing |
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Oh, you know that little |
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That, you know, when you're |
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that little very loud, |
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Honey, it's adorable, but... |
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Oh, God, look, there she goes. |
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Oh, I know, |
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She only buttons the part |
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At least she shaves more than the front of |
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Hi. |
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Okay, it's going... |
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Yeah. |
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Uh-oh. Kiss of death. |
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It was so... |
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Are we going to do the picture? |
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Let's just do it, okay? |
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This time I think |
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I think we should |
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Oh, wait a minute, wait. Hold on for |
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Oh, God, how did we |
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Milly? Where are you? |
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I'm upstairs, |
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The politically-active |
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Mil, let me get your sisters |
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Maggie, what do you do? |
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You hit "Speaker," Mom. |
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No, no, I know. |
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No, but the one |
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Mil, we're here, we're all here. Hi. |
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So how's it going? |
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It's good. |
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Okay. |
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I think he may have |
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Are you having a picnic? What? |
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No. Uncircumcised is back in. |
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You know that guy I dated |
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And I preferred it because |
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When it finally made its |
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What's in there? |
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Just stop it for a second. |
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This is your wedding. |
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Honey, just remember, he's |
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And don't forget, you have one |
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Thank you, Mom. God. |
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Wait, didn't he get back |
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Oh, no. |
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Well, Milly, congratulations |
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Let's hope it's the first |
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All right. |
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A little thyme, remember? |
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And they say lavender |
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But my grandmother |
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'cause she said it made you |
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I feel like making love to you |
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My God. All right, |
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and get some food in their |
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Let's go ahead and get the |
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Thank you. |
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Not a good time. |
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Honey, I was just thinking |
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but went-overboard- with-the-teeth-bleaching |
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Yup, he actually stopped |
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Hey. |
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He's getting to know |
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I guess I was wrong. |
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for one of those guys who |
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and then doesn't think twice about |
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You know, that kind of guy. |
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No, no, Mom. He's great. |
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You know, Mom, I gotta go. |
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And I wore those shoes |
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no wonder they were on sale, |
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I'm gonna call you when I get |
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Milly. |
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You have no messages. |
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Oh! |
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That's it, Cooper. |
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Whose idea was this? A Korean spa? |
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Mine. |
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Ma, why do you wear |
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I just got these. |
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They're just kind of |
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They're kind of something |
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Wait a sec, I'll have |
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that this underwear |
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highlighting the elegance of the waist |
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instead of the... |
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but the awful, you know, |
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which breaks up |
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Mom, come on, for your 60th |
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and we're gonna buy you |
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something that Grandma Moses |
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Yes, you are. |
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we've talked about possibly, |
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like, a really small party. We |
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Not a big one. |
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Elegant... |
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Because it's a really big |
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No. Misses, no. Absolutely no. Misses... |
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No, I'm not going to talk about it, |
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and certainly I'm not gonna not celebrate |
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Ma. |
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for a butterscotch buttercream |
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We got her. |
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Massage naked. |
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No. Not now, pal. No. |
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No. |
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Whose idea was this? |
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Which one of you could possibly |
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No, it was not. It was so you. |
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Just you wait. |
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No. |
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Hi, babe. |
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Okay. |
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Honey, I'm worried about you. |
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It's not sad sobbing. I |
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It's just the pressure point |
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Pardon? |
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What kind of oil |
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Oh, wakana oh yulike |
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Mom. |
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Hey, wait. What are you... |
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What are you doing here now? |
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Soft to hard. Soft to hard. |
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God damn it. |
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Oh, my God. |
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Girls, she's not back |
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She doesn't want to |
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I knew it. I thought we got rid of that |
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three years ago when he almost |
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Well, you know what, Mom? |
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He's never gonna |
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because he's been sleeping |
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Oh, my God. |
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I could kill him. |
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You deserve somebody |
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somebody who's as good |
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Why do you always |
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I'm not putting you... |
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Love is supposed to make you |
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You shouldn't have to |
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Okay, okay. I know. |
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I'm done. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, no. No. |
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All right. You're the |
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What do you think we should do |
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I swear, with men, |
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They're either gay, married, |
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No, Mom, you have to leave her alone. |
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She had the least |
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who wasn't exactly |
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And stop being a helicopter, |
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You're right, you're right. |
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I'm gonna back off, |
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I'm gonna give her some space |
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Good. |
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Yeah. |
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If only I could choose |
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No. |
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That is so |
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Your parents |
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Yeah, but maybe |
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You know what I think? |
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to avoid dealing with this very |
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I am not fixating on her. |
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Is it crazy for me |
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one healthy relationship |
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I mean, come on, |
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of wrong choice |
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I mean, okay, one thing |
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but 20 years later, |
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Maggie? |
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I don't... |
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I don't want her to end up |
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You know what I realize? |
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I give up the search. I don't |
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She's been single most of her adult |
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So you know what? I'm going |
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Just like you. |
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Milly, you are gonna |
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Okay. |
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"Adult Friend Finder. " |
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"Over 14 million members. " |
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I like how they use |
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Friendship is the cornerstone |
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Oh, my God. Oh, sorry, Coop. I'm |
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Eat my dick. |
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No, no, no. Be quiet, okay? Gone, |
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Cooper, quiet. |
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Gateway customer support. |
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Mr. Online Support? |
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Yeah, no. What's happened is my |
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No, I was just doing a little bit |
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Why do you need to know |
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Oh, my God. |
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God darn. |
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Hello, is this We Match 4 You? |
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"Let me preface this ad by saying if you |
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"Nudists, mama's boys, the |
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"Anarchists, xenophobes, philistines, |
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I know it's $5 a word. |
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I'm not that talky. |
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So let's just take it from |
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"I'm looking for someone with a |
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"That does not exclude |
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Okay, hope that goes out... |
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Polka dots. Yeah. |
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I like it, I like it. |
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Oh. |
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Hi. You must be Daphne Wilder. |
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Let's date your daughter. |
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I'll just dig in real quick, |
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'cause otherwise my blood sugar hits |
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I was just wondering what you think the |
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What is in there? |
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So why don't you just free associate, |
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I say marriage. |
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No, no, I say marriage and... |
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Right, but that's not what |
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I... |
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Me. |
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I have a slight allergy |
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Okay, done, |
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It's been wonderful meeting you. Thank you. |
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Appreciate it, yeah. Right. |
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If I say marriage, |
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Vera Wang. |
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Your name is? |
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Louie. |
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I've already got a woody. |
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Uh! |
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How old did you say you were? |
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My name is Dr. Iris McDunna. |
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I'm sorry, I'm right in the |
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I read your ad, "You'll |
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I'm a licensed psychologist and |
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I wanted to suggest |
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you attend, free of charge, |
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Hi. I think we were |
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Yeah. Oh, that's... |
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Right. |
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Right. That is so... |
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Iris, I'm so sorry. |
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I'll leave you my card. |
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Thank you so terribly much. |
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God. Thank you, whoever you |
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I really don't think I can't |
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without being |
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That bad, huh? |
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Yeah. Like... |
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Wow. |
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And I like that you're going |
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Me? |
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No, no, no. |
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No. No, this is |
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Let me get this straight. So |
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Uh-huh. |
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So she's cool with you |
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Maybe you should just |
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She doesn't know, does she? |
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Look. |
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I wouldn't be here if it weren't |
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She's at a crossroads |
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Another hard left |
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She's like this person who's too |
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She's an innocent. |
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I'm usually not this |
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I mean, actually, I consider |
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Well, yeah, |
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I mean, who's to say I wouldn't |
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Mmm. |
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Excuse me. I'm Jason Grant. |
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I've been waiting |
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but I only have so much time |
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I just wanted to |
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Yeah, well, my dad is an engineer |
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And I grew up with a love of old |
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So I suppose I became the architect |
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Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. |
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Oh, thank you, dear Lord. |
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Can I order you something? |
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You know, actually it turns |
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Let me get you the funghi chitarrina misto. |
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Can we have two orders |
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And a bottle of the |
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If you insist, huh? |
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Do you mind my asking why a man like |
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Well, I'll admit |
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It's a very important time |
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I've found women |
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A lot of great "almosts" |
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Oh, yeah, a lot of "almosts. " |
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Yeah. |
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You speak Italian, huh? |
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No, I fake Italian. |
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I'd really love to learn it. |
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You know, Milly happens to be |
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She's always wanted to take |
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Oh, wow, I was gonna go |
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But it's a crazy time |
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My company is celebrating |
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Oh. |
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You're gonna need |
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I mean, those kinds of occasions |
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You are good. So James Bond. |
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Well, it was a pleasure |
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Well, Jason, my pleasure. |
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Gotta love a woman |
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Not everyone can pull it off. |
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Bye. |
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Bye-bye. |
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Oh, my God. |
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Oh, yes. |
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And the winner is? |
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Duh. Hands down, |
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Him? |
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Oh, I don't trust that guy. |
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That guy was playing you |
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He was not. |
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He's a very stable, |
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He has empty eyes. |
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They were not empty. And who am |
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Who do you think is better? |
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What? |
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I like you. |
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And I have an odd instinct that I'd |
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Let me be perfectly honest |
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You're a very charming guy, |
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And that's why I know you |
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because I'm not looking for a |
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You know, like, gorgeous musician |
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I'm looking for |
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That's great. Thanks. |
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Yeah, no, I love being reduced to a |
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Because only musicians |
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Uh... |
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It's not the only place |
| 00:21:09 |
Well, look, |
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I hope you have a great life. |
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But I have to do |
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Yeah, of course you do, |
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but maybe you don't know |
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I beg your pardon? |
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Maybe you do. |
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Maybe I do. |
| 00:21:28 |
Nice to meet you, Daphne. |
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Pleasure. Pleasure. |
| 00:21:48 |
Here we are. |
| 00:21:50 |
Almost here. |
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Yeah, we've landed. We're |
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Oh, my God. Look. Oh, God. |
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Mom, it's polka dots. It's so Minnie |
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I'm hearing you hate it. |
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Me, too. |
| 00:22:07 |
Why? |
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Because I said so. |
| 00:22:10 |
Honey, look, |
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Anyway, you look beautiful in dresses. |
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I think that you should wear it |
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To work? Mom, |
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Oh, come on, just try it on. |
| 00:22:24 |
Okay. That's incredible. |
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It's not really me at all. |
| 00:22:28 |
What are you talking about? |
| 00:22:31 |
Well, it's sort of |
| 00:22:33 |
You know what it is, it's kind of |
| 00:22:36 |
You know, that's ridiculous. |
| 00:22:39 |
Come on, sweetie, |
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I made up my mind. |
| 00:22:43 |
No, no, no. You're not |
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I don't even like it |
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No. |
| 00:22:53 |
Hello. |
| 00:23:07 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:23:11 |
These meatballs |
| 00:23:15 |
Fantastic, I recommend |
| 00:23:26 |
I love that shade of orchid. |
| 00:23:28 |
Uh-huh. |
| 00:23:33 |
Thank you, Matisse. |
| 00:23:35 |
The chicken satay has got a really |
| 00:23:39 |
It's cumin. I'm so sorry, |
| 00:23:43 |
You guys, the chocolate |
| 00:23:46 |
Oh, no, we can't have that. |
| 00:23:48 |
You know what? Let's just go ahead |
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so it frames the temple doors. |
| 00:23:52 |
Yeah. That's the perfect spot. |
| 00:23:56 |
So, you like the building? |
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I actually think |
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I'm Jason Grant. |
| 00:24:08 |
Milly. Nice to meet you. |
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Come on, Mom. |
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Oh, Daphne. Here we go. Hello. |
| 00:24:28 |
Oh, Mom, hi, it's me. |
| 00:24:29 |
I have to tell you the |
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This guy at work |
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He did? |
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Mom, he's an architect. We're |
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Oh, you are? I'm just so |
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Milly, well, that is really great, |
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It's great, right? |
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Mom, he's so cute, I can't even |
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And he loved the polka dots. |
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Oh, yeah? |
| 00:24:52 |
Well, honey, it's just, |
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You're the best. I love you. |
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Bye. |
| 00:25:00 |
Coop, come on! |
| 00:25:03 |
Yep. |
| 00:25:07 |
Hello, Jason, this is Bond. |
| 00:25:11 |
James Bond. Call me. |
| 00:25:26 |
All right, I just pulled up. |
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It's okay. Don't worry. |
| 00:25:33 |
Sorry, sorry. |
| 00:25:36 |
No, no, they're not angry. |
| 00:25:37 |
They're not... Hold on. Sorry. |
| 00:25:39 |
They're just... They're |
| 00:25:43 |
Feed them the spring rolls |
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and the sauce |
| 00:25:53 |
All right, I'm walking in. |
| 00:26:22 |
There's a lot of static |
| 00:26:24 |
You can say that again. |
| 00:26:26 |
There's a lot of static |
| 00:26:28 |
You know it's caused by a |
| 00:26:31 |
that causes an imbalance of the |
| 00:26:34 |
You know, ice cream is known to cut |
| 00:26:39 |
I love ice cream, |
| 00:26:42 |
And I'm so sorry. |
| 00:26:46 |
What flavor? |
| 00:26:50 |
Why don't you get me |
| 00:26:52 |
Why don't I get your favorite? |
| 00:26:59 |
Okay. |
| 00:27:03 |
I'll have the Fudgsicle. |
| 00:27:05 |
Oh, no, no. The Dreamsicle. |
| 00:27:07 |
Wait. Is that |
| 00:27:09 |
that's really embarrassing to |
| 00:27:12 |
Okay. Never mind. |
| 00:27:13 |
I will have the Dreamsicly one |
| 00:27:16 |
with the Japanese writing |
| 00:27:18 |
Thank you. |
| 00:27:30 |
I'm really beginning to feel like |
| 00:27:32 |
and it's making me |
| 00:27:35 |
Well, as I've said before, Stuart, |
| 00:27:40 |
Oh, it's still so fresh. |
| 00:27:43 |
This makes me feel like |
| 00:27:45 |
and I walked around with a booger in |
| 00:27:48 |
Why didn't they tell me? |
| 00:27:49 |
Well, more to the point, why didn't |
| 00:27:52 |
Oh, God, this is making me |
| 00:27:53 |
Maybe I should change |
| 00:27:55 |
from Thursdays at 3:00 |
| 00:27:56 |
No, Stuart, |
| 00:27:58 |
You had Fridays at 1:00 |
| 00:28:00 |
It really didn't help |
| 00:28:02 |
Now let's focus |
| 00:28:04 |
Meeting new people, |
| 00:28:06 |
joining an adult-education |
| 00:28:09 |
I did go to an |
| 00:28:11 |
Good for you. |
| 00:28:13 |
It was a nightmare, |
| 00:28:15 |
It made me want to kill myself, |
| 00:28:20 |
Wow. Well, what triggered |
| 00:28:25 |
This mother put an ad out looking for a |
| 00:28:29 |
A mate for her daughter? |
| 00:28:32 |
Stuart, some people |
| 00:28:34 |
I guess I didn't pass the test because |
| 00:28:37 |
Well, I wouldn't worry |
| 00:28:39 |
Imagine how screwed up |
| 00:28:41 |
And then when I pressed her as to why |
| 00:28:44 |
do you know what she said? I |
| 00:28:46 |
"Because I said so. |
| 00:28:50 |
Mother, how could you? When |
| 00:28:53 |
Well, why does |
| 00:28:54 |
I mean as long as she's happy, |
| 00:28:56 |
And, my goodness, who knows? |
| 00:28:59 |
This architect could be |
| 00:29:01 |
As I've always said, |
| 00:29:02 |
"God couldn't be everywhere, and |
| 00:29:06 |
What? That was on |
| 00:29:08 |
and Milly thought |
| 00:29:10 |
Don't you dare tell her, Maggie, or you |
| 00:29:14 |
Well, we already have |
| 00:29:18 |
Always so dramatic. |
| 00:29:20 |
Mother, this is like 6th grade |
| 00:29:31 |
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. |
| 00:29:35 |
Oh, hi, honey. |
| 00:29:36 |
Oh, Mom. |
| 00:29:37 |
I was just in the neighborhood |
| 00:29:39 |
Okay, Mom. Please, |
| 00:29:42 |
I have a date that's |
| 00:29:44 |
Oh, but Milly, |
| 00:29:46 |
Are you sure you want to |
| 00:29:48 |
It was such a hit the first time. I know, |
| 00:29:49 |
but don't you think you ought |
| 00:29:51 |
What for? Well, okay, you know, you're right. |
| 00:29:53 |
You're right. It looks perfect |
| 00:29:57 |
I'm just sort of wondering, if maybe |
| 00:30:00 |
No, no, I like it like this. |
| 00:30:02 |
Milly, you look like |
| 00:30:04 |
I am asking for it. |
| 00:30:06 |
Okay, all right, I'll pretend |
| 00:30:09 |
All right, what are you |
| 00:30:11 |
I already did it. |
| 00:30:12 |
Oh, of course you did. |
| 00:30:16 |
And you're making cookies too? |
| 00:30:19 |
No, actually, I just want the house to |
| 00:30:22 |
Mom, it's 6:49, look. And he's |
| 00:30:24 |
You have to go, please, please, |
| 00:30:27 |
It's not a hint. Mom, go. |
| 00:30:28 |
Oh, he's here. He's here. |
| 00:30:30 |
Okay, you gotta go. |
| 00:30:31 |
You gotta go please, Mom, Mom. |
| 00:30:32 |
But wait, sweetie. Just |
| 00:30:34 |
Feel free to be yourself, but |
| 00:30:36 |
...don't be too, you know, forthcoming |
| 00:30:40 |
Okay, I got it. |
| 00:30:41 |
And sweetie, sweetie. |
| 00:30:43 |
Keep that mystery alive. I love |
| 00:30:46 |
Okay. |
| 00:30:49 |
I'm going to pull my hair out. |
| 00:30:52 |
I know, I know. |
| 00:30:54 |
I don't know, Mom, I gotta go. |
| 00:30:57 |
Oh, my God. Grandma's diamond? Yeah. |
| 00:31:00 |
Put it on me, put it on me. |
| 00:31:02 |
I want to wear it tonight. |
| 00:31:03 |
Okay. |
| 00:31:05 |
Don't worry. Here we go. |
| 00:31:08 |
Mom, you never let any of us |
| 00:31:12 |
So special. |
| 00:31:15 |
What? |
| 00:31:18 |
May it bring you luck with the architect. |
| 00:31:22 |
Okay? |
| 00:31:23 |
I'll give it to you tomorrow |
| 00:31:25 |
Tomorrow night? |
| 00:31:27 |
I'm going out with |
| 00:31:29 |
He's taking me to Luna Station |
| 00:31:32 |
You are? |
| 00:31:33 |
It's like I gave up, |
| 00:31:35 |
and the universe brought me |
| 00:31:37 |
Great, right? Wow. |
| 00:31:39 |
It's one of those |
| 00:31:41 |
All right, sweetie. Well now, bye. Bye-bye. |
| 00:31:51 |
Go, go. |
| 00:31:53 |
Go, Mother, go. |
| 00:31:57 |
Hi. |
| 00:31:59 |
It was either this or roses. |
| 00:32:03 |
Thank you. |
| 00:32:05 |
Come on in. |
| 00:32:07 |
Yeah. |
| 00:32:08 |
Nice. |
| 00:32:11 |
Really seem to have such a different |
| 00:32:15 |
that people don't really |
| 00:32:22 |
Okay, don't worry. We're gonna |
| 00:32:24 |
and then we're gonna go home |
| 00:32:25 |
and finish watching Gary |
| 00:32:35 |
Come on, man. |
| 00:32:40 |
Okay. Go, go, baby. |
| 00:32:49 |
Come on. |
| 00:32:54 |
Coop, Coop, everything's okay, |
| 00:32:58 |
God. Okay. Oh, jeez. |
| 00:32:59 |
Okay. Let me just... |
| 00:33:02 |
Welcome, |
| 00:33:04 |
Luna Station. |
| 00:33:06 |
Your address is... |
| 00:33:07 |
...1242 Amherst Boulevard. |
| 00:33:12 |
So where is Amherst? |
| 00:33:13 |
Continue north 2.4 miles |
| 00:33:17 |
Well, where is north? |
| 00:33:19 |
Continue north |
| 00:33:20 |
Give me a left. |
| 00:33:22 |
Something like... |
| 00:33:23 |
Please. For God's sake. |
| 00:33:25 |
You know what you are? |
| 00:33:26 |
I'll tell you what you are. |
| 00:33:27 |
You are redundant. |
| 00:33:29 |
Continue north 2.4 miles and then |
| 00:33:32 |
You awful machine. |
| 00:33:34 |
And that's for you. |
| 00:33:58 |
Are you guys ready to rock? |
| 00:34:00 |
Yeah. |
| 00:34:02 |
Let's play something |
| 00:34:05 |
A little blues in E, okay? |
| 00:34:07 |
One, two, three, four. |
| 00:34:11 |
Now we're coming up on the A. |
| 00:34:17 |
Molly, that sounds terrific. |
| 00:34:22 |
I feel really bad. |
| 00:34:23 |
No, no, I would have done the same thing |
| 00:34:27 |
It's only gonna be |
| 00:34:29 |
It's just that they memorized |
| 00:34:30 |
and that is a major feat |
| 00:34:32 |
Okay. |
| 00:34:34 |
Yeah, I'll be right back. |
| 00:34:35 |
Go, Nicky. |
| 00:34:37 |
Yeah. |
| 00:34:39 |
A little bit harder |
| 00:34:42 |
Strum a little bit closer, |
| 00:35:05 |
That sounds really nice. |
| 00:35:06 |
Really? |
| 00:35:09 |
Actually, I love to sing. |
| 00:35:14 |
And when I was younger, I always |
| 00:35:16 |
but my mom was struggling |
| 00:35:19 |
that I just felt |
| 00:35:24 |
Here. |
| 00:35:25 |
What? |
| 00:35:28 |
What? |
| 00:35:30 |
Play what you were playing |
| 00:35:33 |
Really? |
| 00:35:36 |
I'm no good, but okay. |
| 00:35:38 |
Try it. |
| 00:35:44 |
Like that? |
| 00:35:45 |
All righty. |
| 00:35:48 |
I'll take it up here. |
| 00:35:50 |
We'll meet in the middle. |
| 00:35:52 |
It's down there. |
| 00:35:54 |
How about I come close to you? |
| 00:35:57 |
I don't mind. |
| 00:36:00 |
All right. |
| 00:36:05 |
Why are there a lot of ducks |
| 00:36:07 |
Ten ducks are swimming |
| 00:36:10 |
and one says, |
| 00:36:16 |
That's terrible. |
| 00:36:17 |
No, that's really cute, |
| 00:36:19 |
It's very cute. |
| 00:36:20 |
This is me. Come on in. |
| 00:36:26 |
I love this. It's so cozy. |
| 00:36:31 |
So comfy. |
| 00:36:33 |
Three, two, one, blast off. |
| 00:36:35 |
I'm in orbit. I'm in orbit. |
| 00:36:37 |
Okay, Lionel, let's... All |
| 00:36:41 |
Let's start winding down |
| 00:36:44 |
Who are you? |
| 00:36:46 |
This is Milly from planet Milly. |
| 00:36:50 |
Hi, Lionel, |
| 00:36:53 |
You have a 'gina. |
| 00:36:56 |
I have a what? |
| 00:36:58 |
I have a penis. |
| 00:37:00 |
Okay, buddy, give me |
| 00:37:02 |
Can I see it? |
| 00:37:05 |
Lionel. Lionel. |
| 00:37:09 |
Lionel. |
| 00:37:11 |
Hi. |
| 00:37:12 |
This is Milly. |
| 00:37:16 |
Joe Dresden. Nice to meet you. |
| 00:37:18 |
Nice to meet you. |
| 00:37:19 |
Sorry. It's moon dust. |
| 00:37:23 |
It's okay. |
| 00:37:25 |
Well, excuse me. |
| 00:37:27 |
Johnny hasn't brought home a gal |
| 00:37:32 |
Great, I'm getting it |
| 00:37:35 |
Sorry. |
| 00:37:38 |
Come on, buddy, let's you |
| 00:37:40 |
These guys are boring. |
| 00:37:43 |
What'd you have |
| 00:37:46 |
Baloney sandwich. |
| 00:37:48 |
I'm not the baloney. |
| 00:37:59 |
I think we got him. There we go. We got him. |
| 00:38:02 |
We'll see you. |
| 00:38:04 |
Night. |
| 00:38:14 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:38:18 |
Mr. Grant. This way. |
| 00:38:21 |
This is so amazing. |
| 00:38:23 |
It's really unbelievable. |
| 00:38:26 |
This is so great. |
| 00:38:31 |
It's great. |
| 00:38:32 |
I love this angle on the city. |
| 00:38:34 |
I never knew this existed. |
| 00:38:39 |
So what's good here? |
| 00:38:41 |
Well, I hope you don't mind, |
| 00:38:45 |
I didn't want you to |
| 00:38:47 |
Oh. |
| 00:38:48 |
No, no, no, that's great |
| 00:38:52 |
'cause I make decisions |
| 00:38:54 |
You know, the Gillespies' |
| 00:38:57 |
but she wants a brown cake, |
| 00:38:59 |
My lease is up on my car, do I get a |
| 00:39:03 |
but I don't know if it's time |
| 00:39:07 |
What I mean is, it's very nice |
| 00:39:20 |
Well, last time I was in Italy, I was |
| 00:39:23 |
and this is the only place |
| 00:39:25 |
You've been to Siena, right? Oh, |
| 00:39:29 |
Are you kidding? |
| 00:39:31 |
Wouldn't it be fun to drink |
| 00:39:34 |
Lt'd be amazing. |
| 00:39:37 |
God, this calamari is so... |
| 00:39:40 |
Is that City Hall? God, I love old |
| 00:39:44 |
Not that I don't love modern |
| 00:39:47 |
It's so bold, |
| 00:39:48 |
Who wants to live |
| 00:39:52 |
And yet, you know, the Zen of clean |
| 00:39:56 |
living without |
| 00:40:03 |
This view is amazing. |
| 00:40:07 |
Oh, yeah? |
| 00:40:09 |
Does she have good taste? |
| 00:40:13 |
Lmpeccable. |
| 00:40:17 |
Now I know that this is |
| 00:40:19 |
where I'm supposed to sit |
| 00:40:23 |
But can I jump five spaces |
| 00:40:27 |
Well, "can" implies |
| 00:40:29 |
"May" asks the question. |
| 00:40:32 |
Milly, may I? |
| 00:40:34 |
Yes, you may. |
| 00:40:36 |
Milly, may I kiss you? |
| 00:40:55 |
I'm sorry. Could you hold |
| 00:40:57 |
I have to, like... |
| 00:41:03 |
What? |
| 00:41:04 |
Well, I just got that new conference call |
| 00:41:08 |
New? |
| 00:41:10 |
Hi, how's it going? |
| 00:41:12 |
Wonderful. Isn't that great, girls? Yeah. |
| 00:41:16 |
That's so much better than... |
| 00:41:17 |
He seemed to have |
| 00:41:19 |
then he ended up having, like, lizard tongue. |
| 00:41:20 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:41:21 |
And as I remember, |
| 00:41:24 |
which didn't cover |
| 00:41:26 |
That's disgusting, Mae. |
| 00:41:27 |
Though, as I recall, |
| 00:41:29 |
but had a certain finesse |
| 00:41:31 |
I remember that. |
| 00:41:34 |
I don't want to hear it. |
| 00:41:36 |
Guys, all right, I gotta |
| 00:41:38 |
Okay, I gotta go too. |
| 00:41:39 |
Me three. |
| 00:42:09 |
Yeah. |
| 00:42:12 |
Feels good. |
| 00:42:16 |
Hello? |
| 00:42:18 |
Hello? |
| 00:42:19 |
Mom? |
| 00:42:20 |
No. |
| 00:42:22 |
Okay. |
| 00:42:24 |
What, honey? |
| 00:42:26 |
Are you okay? |
| 00:42:27 |
What, honey? |
| 00:42:31 |
No, wait. Mom, |
| 00:42:33 |
Well, Cooper's in heat. |
| 00:42:35 |
Cooper's a boy. Mom? |
| 00:42:40 |
He wants potato pancakes |
| 00:42:44 |
with Gandalf's face |
| 00:42:47 |
We can do that. |
| 00:42:50 |
Hello. |
| 00:42:52 |
Hi. Wow. |
| 00:42:54 |
Lionel helped picked these. |
| 00:42:57 |
Oh, my gosh. Thank you so |
| 00:43:03 |
And you know what? You can |
| 00:43:06 |
They're really good in salads. |
| 00:43:08 |
Although, when I was your age, |
| 00:43:10 |
And now I've learned to love |
| 00:43:11 |
spinach... Now if she could just stop talking |
| 00:43:12 |
for five seconds. |
| 00:43:15 |
Oh, I got it, |
| 00:43:16 |
No, we'll get it. |
| 00:43:19 |
Hey, Lionel, come on, you wanna |
| 00:43:21 |
Can I, Dad? |
| 00:43:23 |
Yeah, yeah. |
| 00:43:25 |
Bye. |
| 00:43:27 |
If you don't, I will. |
| 00:43:34 |
There was a lot going on |
| 00:43:35 |
And I didn't get to tell you about |
| 00:43:40 |
Oh, gosh, no, it's fine. I |
| 00:43:43 |
You know he can't stop running |
| 00:43:48 |
I kind of think you're gonna |
| 00:43:52 |
They said it couldn't be done, |
| 00:43:53 |
How was your date with the... |
| 00:43:55 |
Oh, my gosh, Mom... |
| 00:43:57 |
Mom, this is Johnny. Johnny, |
| 00:44:04 |
Hi. Oh. |
| 00:44:09 |
Oh! |
| 00:44:10 |
Lionel. Johnny's son. |
| 00:44:13 |
John, is it? |
| 00:44:15 |
Lionel. Come on, buddy. |
| 00:44:17 |
Uh-huh. |
| 00:44:21 |
Lionel, come on here now. |
| 00:44:22 |
Pardon me. |
| 00:44:24 |
Lionel, that's so cute. |
| 00:44:27 |
Oh, my gosh. Oh, Mom. |
| 00:44:34 |
The delivery man's here. |
| 00:44:37 |
Mom, I don't even know |
| 00:44:38 |
Find something Hobbit-like. I |
| 00:44:40 |
We should try |
| 00:44:42 |
They're never gonna never know |
| 00:44:43 |
Oh, wait, wait. |
| 00:44:46 |
Jason has such |
| 00:44:48 |
Thank you. |
| 00:44:50 |
Happy Bar Mitzvah, |
| 00:44:52 |
How do you know Jason has |
| 00:44:54 |
Does he? Oh, that's so sweet. He |
| 00:44:57 |
What if we try that new vase |
| 00:45:01 |
He is nice. But actually, they both |
| 00:45:05 |
But in terms of who you |
| 00:45:07 |
that Johnny, at least from what I can |
| 00:45:10 |
But I'm gonna stop, all right? |
| 00:45:14 |
The couch is |
| 00:45:16 |
I got an idea. |
| 00:45:18 |
So we'll move the couch. Which |
| 00:45:20 |
Here we go. |
| 00:45:39 |
That's so good. Okay, there |
| 00:45:42 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:45:45 |
It's so great. It, like, |
| 00:45:48 |
So very, very, very good. |
| 00:45:49 |
The only thing is... Can |
| 00:45:51 |
We haven't tried the couch by |
| 00:45:56 |
All right. I don't even know if |
| 00:45:59 |
Just a second. Hello? |
| 00:46:01 |
You have the wrong number. |
| 00:46:05 |
FYI, the Eagle has landed. |
| 00:46:09 |
Yeah, the hen is in the house. Repeat, |
| 00:46:15 |
All right, honey? |
| 00:46:17 |
Mil, if we push this |
| 00:46:19 |
I swear it's gonna |
| 00:46:21 |
You really think so? |
| 00:46:24 |
All right. |
| 00:46:25 |
Okay, on three. |
| 00:46:27 |
One, two, three. |
| 00:46:30 |
Hey, it's Milly, leave me |
| 00:46:33 |
Hey, Milly. It's Jason. |
| 00:46:35 |
and I wanted to say what... |
| 00:46:37 |
Does he sound wonderful or what? |
| 00:46:39 |
I do wanna talk to him. I just don't |
| 00:46:43 |
Come on, Milly, |
| 00:46:44 |
I got us tickets to the Music |
| 00:46:46 |
La Bohème. Oh, come on, |
| 00:46:50 |
Just pick up the phone. Mom, |
| 00:46:52 |
It's a really interesting production... |
| 00:46:55 |
Mom, stop. No, no, no, |
| 00:46:58 |
Here, take it. Say yes. |
| 00:47:02 |
Hi. |
| 00:47:05 |
Yeah, I'm great. |
| 00:47:08 |
Oh, great. Yeah, okay. |
| 00:47:10 |
Mmm-hmm. |
| 00:47:11 |
That sounds really great. |
| 00:47:14 |
Yeah, great. Okay. |
| 00:47:15 |
All right. |
| 00:47:18 |
Okay, great. Bye. |
| 00:47:23 |
He obviously adores you. |
| 00:47:25 |
You think so? |
| 00:47:28 |
But, hon, are you aware of how many |
| 00:47:34 |
These candlesticks gotta go. |
| 00:47:35 |
No, no, no. I like them. |
| 00:47:39 |
Milly, you know how much I hate to |
| 00:47:42 |
between a mature, responsible |
| 00:47:46 |
and your father, who, of |
| 00:47:49 |
And to this day... |
| 00:47:51 |
You know what? |
| 00:47:52 |
To be fair, you're reading a lot into |
| 00:47:55 |
Truth be told, that Johnny has |
| 00:47:59 |
No, no, no. Truth be told, you |
| 00:48:03 |
And know what, Mom? I gotta go |
| 00:48:05 |
What? |
| 00:48:06 |
No, that's okay, you go ahead. |
| 00:48:08 |
Yes. |
| 00:48:09 |
Cut your bangs and quit |
| 00:48:11 |
To be truthful, you know nothing |
| 00:48:14 |
Hiding your incredible eyes. |
| 00:48:16 |
Milly, I love you and you may be |
| 00:48:20 |
I just want you to |
| 00:48:22 |
Do I not have a life, Mom? |
| 00:48:25 |
No. No, you have a career, |
| 00:48:27 |
and you have a loft |
| 00:48:29 |
That's not a life. |
| 00:48:30 |
Milly, I'm your mother. I love |
| 00:48:35 |
Your version of the truth, Mom. No. No. |
| 00:48:37 |
The truth is, happiness |
| 00:48:41 |
It's not something |
| 00:48:43 |
One wrong decision |
| 00:48:48 |
There's still time, Mom. |
| 00:48:50 |
Not if you waste |
| 00:48:52 |
I mean for you. |
| 00:48:59 |
And I don't say |
| 00:49:05 |
This is great. |
| 00:49:08 |
The view is great. |
| 00:49:11 |
You warm enough? |
| 00:49:13 |
No, no, no, I'm fine. |
| 00:49:15 |
Okay, all right. |
| 00:49:16 |
And don't you just love my mom's |
| 00:49:21 |
Get a big bite. |
| 00:49:25 |
It's great, right? |
| 00:49:27 |
It's superb, which is a synonym for |
| 00:49:34 |
You know, you're cold. |
| 00:49:37 |
You get the candle, |
| 00:49:39 |
Let me grab that. |
| 00:49:40 |
Be careful with that. I'm |
| 00:49:43 |
I'm so sorry. |
| 00:49:44 |
Oh, my gosh, please tell me |
| 00:49:46 |
You can't. |
| 00:49:49 |
Oh, my God. Jason. |
| 00:49:52 |
I don't know |
| 00:49:54 |
Please, I'm just, |
| 00:49:56 |
My alarm clock didn't go off |
| 00:49:59 |
and I've just been so stressed |
| 00:50:01 |
but that's a whole... |
| 00:50:04 |
You just seem really angry. |
| 00:50:08 |
Nope. |
| 00:50:11 |
I'm great. |
| 00:50:18 |
Okay. |
| 00:50:22 |
I promise you they're the |
| 00:50:25 |
Well, they better be. |
| 00:50:27 |
Touchdown. |
| 00:50:29 |
Oh, my gosh, I'm sorry, |
| 00:50:32 |
Hey, it's all right. |
| 00:50:35 |
I'm sorry. I bumped into, |
| 00:50:37 |
and I'm always breaking stuff. |
| 00:50:39 |
Why are you apologizing? |
| 00:50:42 |
Lionel, put some shoes on before |
| 00:50:46 |
Look, I know he can be a lot and it gets |
| 00:50:50 |
But here you are making us chocolate |
| 00:50:54 |
Sometimes, I think you let people |
| 00:50:57 |
Yeah, like you are right now? |
| 00:51:03 |
What is going on |
| 00:51:05 |
We're having an off day, |
| 00:51:11 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:51:13 |
I'm leaving because |
| 00:51:14 |
and we're having a bad day. |
| 00:51:16 |
No, I said "off day. " |
| 00:51:18 |
And, yes, |
| 00:51:20 |
and I'm sure we'll have |
| 00:51:22 |
if we stay together. So what? |
| 00:51:26 |
Johnny. |
| 00:51:27 |
What? I'm going to try something here. |
| 00:51:30 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:51:41 |
Oh. |
| 00:51:42 |
The soufflés are done. |
| 00:51:44 |
No, no. I feel it. |
| 00:51:57 |
Those look beautiful. |
| 00:52:00 |
The one thing I can |
| 00:52:04 |
You have perfect timing. |
| 00:52:08 |
Come here. |
| 00:52:13 |
Don't apologize. |
| 00:52:17 |
He has this way |
| 00:52:20 |
A huge plus. |
| 00:52:23 |
But then the whole |
| 00:52:24 |
I just worry and wonder, would |
| 00:52:29 |
Don't worry. |
| 00:52:33 |
They've been through |
| 00:52:36 |
with Lionel's mom, like, freaking out |
| 00:52:41 |
I don't know, not that we're anywhere |
| 00:52:44 |
Just the fact that you're |
| 00:52:48 |
I mean the fact is you don't know |
| 00:52:53 |
Who knows if Jason |
| 00:52:55 |
Absolutely. |
| 00:52:57 |
Four kids. |
| 00:52:59 |
And I wanna name the first |
| 00:53:01 |
and that works |
| 00:53:02 |
Then I want to design a huge |
| 00:53:06 |
The exhibit's in here. |
| 00:53:07 |
Oh, no, no, no. Don't let me in |
| 00:53:11 |
Don't worry. They're insured. |
| 00:53:14 |
Hey, listen. |
| 00:53:16 |
I'm sorry I lost my temper |
| 00:53:20 |
You felt bad enough already. |
| 00:53:23 |
I can be a real ass |
| 00:53:31 |
Another family heirloom. |
| 00:53:44 |
He buys jewelry. Well, it's |
| 00:53:46 |
He felt remorse, Mae. Well, |
| 00:53:49 |
No, he knew he should feel |
| 00:53:52 |
Those empanadas are amazing. |
| 00:53:53 |
They're gonna be perfect for |
| 00:53:56 |
Mom, what about these for |
| 00:53:59 |
Why are you making such a big |
| 00:54:02 |
Why are we celebrating |
| 00:54:04 |
Come on, Mom. It's not |
| 00:54:06 |
Well, I mean, it is a milestone, and |
| 00:54:11 |
and trying to find some |
| 00:54:13 |
so, Milly, will you please |
| 00:54:17 |
I would just love to meet him. |
| 00:54:20 |
I understand, but isn't |
| 00:54:23 |
I think it is. |
| 00:54:25 |
All right. |
| 00:54:27 |
Okay. |
| 00:54:31 |
Oh. |
| 00:54:37 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:54:39 |
Mom, Eli says that's what |
| 00:54:43 |
No kidding? Me, too. |
| 00:54:44 |
And, you know, it was funny, |
| 00:54:46 |
the other night, we hadn't had |
| 00:54:48 |
I was setting off the car |
| 00:54:50 |
and dogs were barking... |
| 00:54:52 |
Three? Is that normal? |
| 00:54:54 |
Please. Everyone knows I hold |
| 00:55:02 |
Why are you so quiet? |
| 00:55:05 |
'Cause she's doing the |
| 00:55:07 |
Stop it. |
| 00:55:09 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:55:11 |
At this point, are you doing |
| 00:55:14 |
No. I'm not. Absolutely not. |
| 00:55:26 |
Honey, I've been thinking |
| 00:55:30 |
Mom, I didn't ask for this. |
| 00:55:40 |
So move on. |
| 00:55:54 |
No. It happened to you. |
| 00:55:55 |
Things have gotten so out of |
| 00:56:10 |
Has anybody seen my G.I. Joe? |
| 00:56:13 |
Believe me, it's not in here. |
| 00:56:15 |
I left it on the bed. |
| 00:56:16 |
...that it happened to you. |
| 00:56:18 |
You're making me hate you and I |
| 00:56:23 |
With that Johnny... |
| 00:56:27 |
Happy birthday, Mom. |
| 00:56:29 |
Happy birthday, Mom. |
| 00:56:30 |
Your favorite butterscotch cake. We made it. |
| 00:56:32 |
Well, some of us made it. We helped, okay? |
| 00:56:35 |
It's really yummy. I tried some. All right. |
| 00:56:37 |
Make a wish, make a wish. |
| 00:56:39 |
Come on, make a wish, make a |
| 00:56:57 |
Happy birthday. |
| 00:56:59 |
I'd like to propose a toast. |
| 00:57:01 |
To the incredibly unique |
| 00:57:04 |
the fearless leader of the Wilder |
| 00:57:10 |
You've created |
| 00:57:12 |
and I hope when my folks |
| 00:57:14 |
that Milly'll charm them |
| 00:57:18 |
Cheers. |
| 00:57:20 |
Cheers. |
| 00:57:22 |
Cheers. |
| 00:57:23 |
Thank you so much. |
| 00:57:25 |
Thank you, thank you. |
| 00:57:27 |
What was that exactly? Did |
| 00:57:32 |
Did he just propose? Because |
| 00:57:34 |
I think he did. |
| 00:57:37 |
Maggie, stop being a killjoy. All |
| 00:57:39 |
He seems well-read. |
| 00:57:41 |
Okay, you guys don't like him at |
| 00:57:44 |
For God's sake, sweetie, |
| 00:57:46 |
Here's what I'm thinking. |
| 00:57:47 |
I'm thinking his parents |
| 00:57:49 |
They're a little conservative, |
| 00:57:51 |
so maybe you should |
| 00:57:53 |
Just this once, honey? |
| 00:57:55 |
It's just a gesture, just |
| 00:57:58 |
I understand it's a gesture but, |
| 00:58:01 |
He just said all of this. |
| 00:58:05 |
This is the way |
| 00:58:06 |
You're just not used |
| 00:58:08 |
I hate pleated skirts. |
| 00:58:10 |
Isn't this about the time |
| 00:58:13 |
That's a great idea. Come on, Mils. Yes, yes. |
| 00:58:18 |
Well, I met him on a Sunday |
| 00:58:20 |
My voice. |
| 00:58:27 |
And I missed him on Monday |
| 00:58:34 |
Not bad. What do you |
| 00:58:36 |
And I dated him Wednesday |
| 00:58:45 |
I said bye-bye, baby |
| 00:58:47 |
Nice. |
| 00:59:00 |
Milly? Will you take |
| 00:59:06 |
You know, that's it. |
| 00:59:07 |
No, no. You're so |
| 00:59:10 |
What'd I do this time? |
| 00:59:11 |
You're forcing me. Jason's |
| 00:59:13 |
So, Jason, can I get you |
| 00:59:15 |
Will I need one? |
| 00:59:16 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:59:18 |
Who wants lavender ice cream? |
| 00:59:20 |
No, no, no. |
| 00:59:21 |
You're not gonna go. You're |
| 00:59:24 |
I don't know how she can take it. |
| 00:59:27 |
Well, excuse me for just one moment |
| 00:59:32 |
My very big, special birthday. |
| 00:59:34 |
Yes, Mom. It's your big, |
| 00:59:36 |
That's how you should remember |
| 00:59:37 |
you're too old... |
| 00:59:38 |
Not too old, but too old |
| 00:59:41 |
You're pushing her like you |
| 00:59:43 |
Thank you very much. |
| 00:59:45 |
You have to stop. |
| 00:59:46 |
You have to change |
| 00:59:48 |
Fine. But I just want you girls to |
| 00:59:52 |
Mom. |
| 00:59:53 |
Okay? |
| 00:59:55 |
I mean, it is the most |
| 00:59:57 |
You tell me when it ends. |
| 01:00:01 |
All I know is, it's absolutely fine for |
| 01:00:06 |
and then you grow up and you head off |
| 01:00:11 |
And I'm supposed to just |
| 01:00:14 |
"Well, kids, good luck. It's Mom. |
| 01:00:19 |
What am I supposed to do, huh? |
| 01:00:21 |
Am I supposed to just put my feet up |
| 01:00:26 |
"Well, you know, they're on their |
| 01:00:32 |
Well, you won't be. |
| 01:00:33 |
Just stop it. God damn it. |
| 01:00:35 |
You are making me crazy |
| 01:00:37 |
'cause you don't even know |
| 01:00:39 |
Oh, well, I am gonna stop |
| 01:00:42 |
So, let me tell you, I am washing |
| 01:00:47 |
I'm just a visitor with a |
| 01:00:52 |
Oh, my God, I can't even talk. |
| 01:00:54 |
Mom. |
| 01:00:59 |
Oh, my... |
| 01:01:00 |
She loses her voice and we are |
| 01:01:03 |
You guys, the last time |
| 01:01:05 |
Derek and I were in therapy for |
| 01:01:08 |
No, no, no. I know it's my turn |
| 01:01:10 |
We can't be in the same room |
| 01:01:12 |
Rock, Paper, Scissor. |
| 01:01:14 |
Rock, Paper... |
| 01:01:17 |
Hi. Oh, Ma, I'll take that. |
| 01:01:18 |
We know you're about to get sick, |
| 01:01:21 |
to see whose house |
| 01:01:22 |
'Cause you know what, Mom? |
| 01:01:25 |
We're fighting for you. |
| 01:01:26 |
Let's declare, guys. Please? |
| 01:01:36 |
Oh, you win, Mils. |
| 01:01:40 |
Have fun, you guys. |
| 01:01:43 |
What for? |
| 01:01:44 |
'Cause I'm here with you. |
| 01:01:49 |
Shall we take a walk? |
| 01:01:51 |
Yes, let's. |
| 01:01:53 |
What? |
| 01:01:54 |
Where is he now? |
| 01:01:55 |
"You don't need to |
| 01:01:59 |
"Go out and have fun |
| 01:02:04 |
No. No. Why? |
| 01:02:08 |
"Because I said so. " |
| 01:02:11 |
No. I'm not leaving. |
| 01:02:14 |
They say dogs feel disoriented |
| 01:02:20 |
You're nice, too. |
| 01:02:22 |
No. |
| 01:02:24 |
Yes. |
| 01:02:30 |
"Now there was a man |
| 01:02:33 |
Mmm-hmm. |
| 01:02:35 |
"There's turkey meatloaf |
| 01:02:40 |
"What's an orgasm feel like?" |
| 01:03:02 |
Amazing? |
| 01:03:04 |
I don't know. Amazing, and... |
| 01:03:06 |
Like... |
| 01:03:09 |
Like being |
| 01:03:13 |
Just like... |
| 01:03:18 |
"No, I wouldn't like that. " |
| 01:03:20 |
Yes, you would. Oh, Mom, no, no, |
| 01:03:24 |
It's just satisfying and... |
| 01:03:30 |
Like you're out of your body, |
| 01:03:31 |
but you're in your body, |
| 01:03:35 |
That doesn't sound delicious, I know, |
| 01:03:38 |
And you can laugh or cry, |
| 01:03:41 |
I mean, I've cried before. |
| 01:03:50 |
You know, just... |
| 01:03:53 |
Oh, my God, I can't believe |
| 01:03:55 |
I'm not explaining it right. |
| 01:04:01 |
Didn't you ever |
| 01:04:07 |
"He said he didn't have all |
| 01:04:20 |
Oh, Mom. |
| 01:05:14 |
"Don't tell your sisters |
| 01:05:58 |
Hello? |
| 01:06:00 |
No, I'm sorry. She can't |
| 01:06:02 |
Can I take a message? |
| 01:06:06 |
You're calling about |
| 01:06:11 |
Are you sure that you have |
| 01:06:14 |
Yeah, Daphne Wilder. |
| 01:06:17 |
Okay. Bye-bye. |
| 01:06:22 |
Just a little |
| 01:06:26 |
You like it? |
| 01:06:27 |
See, it brought me luck, so I |
| 01:06:31 |
Oh, do you like it, Mom? |
| 01:06:34 |
Mom? I know. |
| 01:06:38 |
I know all about |
| 01:06:41 |
And I think it's so great. |
| 01:06:43 |
It's so bold |
| 01:06:46 |
and finally it shows me that you |
| 01:06:48 |
You're trying to live |
| 01:06:50 |
And I want you to know, Mom, |
| 01:06:52 |
you don't have to go through the personals |
| 01:06:55 |
Terrifying. |
| 01:07:00 |
Jason's uncle is coming into |
| 01:07:04 |
and he's dying |
| 01:07:06 |
Jason says he's, like, the most |
| 01:07:08 |
and I haven't even |
| 01:07:10 |
All right, all right, fine. |
| 01:07:15 |
Why didn't you marry? |
| 01:07:17 |
I didn't know what the war |
| 01:07:21 |
If I had it to do over again, |
| 01:07:25 |
When I joined up, |
| 01:07:34 |
Hello. |
| 01:07:36 |
Is this Milly Wilder's home? |
| 01:07:39 |
I'm Joe Dresden, |
| 01:07:43 |
Are you Milly's mom? |
| 01:07:50 |
This is Lionel, |
| 01:07:54 |
"Daphne. " |
| 01:07:56 |
"Can't talk. " |
| 01:08:01 |
Sign? Do you sign? |
| 01:08:08 |
"Laryingitis. " |
| 01:08:10 |
Laryngitis. That's the |
| 01:08:13 |
I know Johnny had a date with Milly |
| 01:08:16 |
I can't reach him |
| 01:08:17 |
I stupidly misplaced my keys and |
| 01:08:43 |
They're beautiful. |
| 01:08:44 |
Three girls, huh? |
| 01:08:48 |
That couldn't have been easy. |
| 01:08:51 |
Yeah, yeah, I know, |
| 01:08:59 |
"There's tougher things. " |
| 01:09:01 |
Yeah, like trying |
| 01:09:09 |
You know, what could be good for that throat |
| 01:09:13 |
is a couple of drops |
| 01:09:16 |
Mine's feeling |
| 01:09:32 |
Shall we take a walk? |
| 01:09:34 |
We could get along. |
| 01:09:35 |
Couldn't we? |
| 01:09:37 |
You're sweet. |
| 01:09:40 |
Yes, you're a dear. |
| 01:09:43 |
What are you |
| 01:09:45 |
About how nice it is. |
| 01:09:54 |
Besides, |
| 01:09:59 |
I'd be very glad to have you |
| 01:10:07 |
Women prefer him, |
| 01:10:16 |
Where is he now? |
| 01:10:18 |
The boy you're engaged to. |
| 01:10:25 |
He was killed in the Somme. |
| 01:10:28 |
Were you engaged long? |
| 01:10:30 |
Eight years. |
| 01:10:32 |
Why didn't you marry? I didn't |
| 01:10:40 |
If I had it to do over again, |
| 01:10:48 |
When I joined up, I remember |
| 01:10:51 |
that he might come |
| 01:11:16 |
Now we've got our basic tomato sauce. |
| 01:11:20 |
because if there's |
| 01:11:21 |
that American cooks make |
| 01:11:25 |
is that they tend to |
| 01:11:27 |
They put too much stuff on. |
| 01:11:29 |
In Italy, the main event |
| 01:11:31 |
and the rest is just the dressing, |
| 01:11:34 |
Now, I've got it in there. |
| 01:11:44 |
Hello. |
| 01:11:51 |
Hi. |
| 01:11:56 |
Hi. |
| 01:11:58 |
Hi. |
| 01:12:00 |
We were worried sick |
| 01:12:03 |
It's nice to see you again, Milly. You, too. |
| 01:12:07 |
It's a great night, isn't it? |
| 01:12:08 |
It's one for the books. |
| 01:12:12 |
She has a 'gina, too. |
| 01:12:15 |
Lionel. |
| 01:12:18 |
As Grants, |
| 01:12:19 |
we Grant you health, |
| 01:12:22 |
we Grant you someone else |
| 01:12:26 |
Cheers. |
| 01:12:28 |
Definitely. |
| 01:12:30 |
Reggie's the toast giver. |
| 01:12:31 |
He's the real talker in the family. I see. |
| 01:12:33 |
Can somebody get me another |
| 01:12:35 |
Oh, no, no, no, |
| 01:12:37 |
They seem to be |
| 01:12:40 |
Definitely. Yeah. |
| 01:12:42 |
Beautiful. I don't think so. And then |
| 01:12:45 |
while we're here. |
| 01:12:47 |
You know, the buffalo was an endangered |
| 01:12:50 |
and now we're eating them. |
| 01:12:51 |
Isn't this great, Mom? |
| 01:12:55 |
...and you look out |
| 01:12:57 |
and what you see are herds |
| 01:13:00 |
And then you also see |
| 01:13:02 |
I had a great time. Please tell |
| 01:13:05 |
Good night. |
| 01:13:16 |
Tell me you're not seeing |
| 01:13:20 |
Yes, but I don't... |
| 01:13:22 |
Actually, the "yes" |
| 01:13:24 |
No, no, no, but the "but" |
| 01:13:27 |
But what? Not him. |
| 01:13:30 |
Why? |
| 01:13:31 |
'Cause he looks like some guy |
| 01:13:34 |
Johnny, wait, though. |
| 01:13:35 |
This is really difficult for me |
| 01:13:37 |
I don't know how to |
| 01:13:38 |
Oh, poor thing. |
| 01:13:42 |
Oh, I'm sorry. |
| 01:13:43 |
You're involved with this guy to the |
| 01:13:47 |
and I should be careful |
| 01:13:51 |
Are you sleeping with him? |
| 01:13:59 |
I wouldn't say it that way. |
| 01:14:03 |
Well, what way |
| 01:14:10 |
Are you going to stop |
| 01:14:15 |
That pause says it all. |
| 01:14:18 |
That's not true. |
| 01:14:19 |
Who are you? |
| 01:14:28 |
Oh, God. |
| 01:14:29 |
Oh, God. |
| 01:14:32 |
The train has been delayed. |
| 01:14:44 |
The train has been delayed. Scusi, |
| 01:14:58 |
Oh, no. |
| 01:15:02 |
Oh, no. |
| 01:15:04 |
Jason's finally met |
| 01:15:08 |
She's so sweet. She has the |
| 01:15:13 |
But I still can't believe |
| 01:15:18 |
Not like in our day. |
| 01:15:20 |
That somehow reminds me |
| 01:15:21 |
of people writing a phone |
| 01:15:31 |
Sweetie, I think that we should... |
| 01:15:35 |
What? |
| 01:15:36 |
I just heard your mom |
| 01:15:38 |
how you're dating some girl |
| 01:15:41 |
Oh, it's nothing |
| 01:15:43 |
I'm surprised and I don't even |
| 01:15:47 |
'cause to be honest, |
| 01:15:48 |
that I'm also dating |
| 01:15:54 |
Well, first of all, to be honest, |
| 01:15:59 |
I'm not seeing anyone but you. |
| 01:16:02 |
But since we're being honest, this is |
| 01:16:12 |
What? |
| 01:16:15 |
My mother's personal ad? |
| 01:16:22 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:16:25 |
You sounded just like her |
| 01:16:27 |
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. |
| 01:16:29 |
Hey, hey, hey. What does |
| 01:16:31 |
You and my mom have been |
| 01:16:33 |
and now I know exactly |
| 01:16:35 |
Because she was voting |
| 01:16:38 |
Yeah, and it doesn't |
| 01:16:40 |
What matters is that we did meet |
| 01:16:44 |
And the truth of that... |
| 01:16:45 |
The truth? Where's the truth? |
| 01:16:47 |
Because you've been living a lie |
| 01:16:50 |
And it doesn't |
| 01:16:51 |
How does that not |
| 01:16:53 |
Because you're here. I think |
| 01:16:58 |
But if it helps, I'll say it. |
| 01:16:59 |
Stop seeing him. |
| 01:17:04 |
Close enough to spend the |
| 01:17:07 |
I knew I had you |
| 01:17:09 |
How could you know |
| 01:17:11 |
'Cause you were so nervous, |
| 01:17:12 |
you laughed like a hyena in that |
| 01:17:16 |
Really? |
| 01:17:17 |
Mmm-hmm. |
| 01:17:24 |
I'll tell you one thing, |
| 01:17:26 |
You did not have me |
| 01:17:28 |
because I wasn't even sure |
| 01:17:30 |
that your staff talked about you |
| 01:17:33 |
And, excuse me, |
| 01:17:35 |
I didn't like anything |
| 01:17:37 |
on our first date, |
| 01:17:39 |
And okay, fine, yes, it was nice |
| 01:17:42 |
but who wants someone |
| 01:17:44 |
Look, and sometimes you laugh when I cry |
| 01:17:49 |
And never, ever, in my life have I |
| 01:17:54 |
and that, in and of itself, |
| 01:17:55 |
oh, my God, should have told me I |
| 01:17:59 |
And I would have decided that a long |
| 01:18:02 |
Because who wants someone |
| 01:18:05 |
in a polka dot dress |
| 01:18:12 |
I love that dress. |
| 01:18:16 |
Take her out. |
| 01:18:31 |
Hey. |
| 01:18:35 |
Stuart, this is an emergency. |
| 01:18:38 |
Let's reschedule. |
| 01:18:40 |
Oh, wow, this is making me feel like |
| 01:18:43 |
Right and that's exactly |
| 01:18:46 |
Maggie, you promised me |
| 01:18:50 |
you would never |
| 01:18:51 |
Oh, Milly Woo, Milly Boo. |
| 01:18:54 |
Well, I'm sorry. Mommy made |
| 01:18:57 |
or she'd be furious. |
| 01:18:58 |
Mommy made you promise? |
| 01:19:02 |
Your adulthood? |
| 01:19:05 |
Just... |
| 01:19:10 |
I'm feeling rejected by you. |
| 01:19:12 |
And it's bringing up memories |
| 01:19:14 |
when Jimmy Feldon and Eric Fishman |
| 01:19:17 |
I totally understand, Stuart. |
| 01:19:19 |
Come back today and we'll do a |
| 01:19:24 |
Listen, you're right. |
| 01:19:25 |
I didn't handle this well and |
| 01:19:28 |
But, really, isn't some of |
| 01:19:30 |
No, no, Maggie. It's placed |
| 01:19:33 |
And there is plenty to go around, so |
| 01:19:36 |
Okay... |
| 01:19:38 |
Stuart, I am asking you |
| 01:19:42 |
This could be a huge day |
| 01:19:44 |
This makes me feel like when I was |
| 01:19:47 |
Why didn't they come? |
| 01:19:49 |
Stuart, you have |
| 01:19:51 |
Just get some lunch, |
| 01:19:53 |
Honey, I know this is painful. |
| 01:19:55 |
Do you have any snacks |
| 01:19:57 |
Third shelf on the right. |
| 01:19:58 |
Honey, instead of blaming Mom, |
| 01:20:00 |
you should really focus on the fact that |
| 01:20:03 |
I am, I am. Because |
| 01:20:07 |
Guys... |
| 01:20:11 |
Guys? |
| 01:20:16 |
That was plural, wasn't it? |
| 01:20:18 |
I feel like I don't know what |
| 01:20:20 |
and it's making me feel |
| 01:20:22 |
and it's making me want |
| 01:20:24 |
Stuart. For ten years, |
| 01:20:27 |
and told me that you're |
| 01:20:29 |
Well? |
| 01:20:33 |
You mean she's been |
| 01:20:38 |
Wow. God. |
| 01:20:42 |
Mom? Are you there? |
| 01:20:46 |
Hello? |
| 01:20:50 |
You've reached Daphne... |
| 01:20:52 |
You've reached Daphne Wilder. |
| 01:20:53 |
Please leave a message |
| 01:20:59 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:21:08 |
Mom. |
| 01:21:16 |
Mom. |
| 01:21:17 |
Yeah. |
| 01:21:23 |
Yeah? |
| 01:21:28 |
Yes! |
| 01:21:29 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:21:32 |
Oh, my God! |
| 01:21:35 |
Yes. Yes. |
| 01:21:37 |
Yes! |
| 01:21:41 |
Okay, so the orange-cranberry |
| 01:21:43 |
They're in there. |
| 01:21:44 |
And the ones with the nuts |
| 01:21:46 |
They're in there, too. |
| 01:21:48 |
I had a little trouble |
| 01:21:49 |
but I know how much |
| 01:21:50 |
Mother, I told you |
| 01:21:54 |
Okay. But it's a new recipe. |
| 01:21:56 |
Tangerine instead of orange. |
| 01:22:00 |
Why don't you get it? |
| 01:22:02 |
Milly, if I'm guilty of any crime, it's |
| 01:22:07 |
Here. |
| 01:22:09 |
Milly? |
| 01:22:20 |
Milly? |
| 01:22:51 |
This isn't the way |
| 01:22:54 |
Welcome to life. |
| 01:22:56 |
Yeah, but I mean, how can I be |
| 01:23:08 |
Hey, it's Milly. |
| 01:23:11 |
Milly? It's your mother, |
| 01:23:16 |
Please pick up. |
| 01:23:19 |
It's been four days. |
| 01:23:23 |
Okay. |
| 01:23:30 |
What am I gonna do? |
| 01:23:32 |
What are... Nothing. |
| 01:23:34 |
Just do nothing. |
| 01:23:45 |
Hey, it's Milly. |
| 01:23:48 |
Hi, Milly. |
| 01:23:50 |
Hopefully, you still have |
| 01:23:54 |
We have the same hands |
| 01:23:57 |
and love of Bauer pottery. |
| 01:24:00 |
I know that you asked me |
| 01:24:04 |
and I respect that. |
| 01:24:05 |
I just thought that |
| 01:24:08 |
that I found Grandma's recipe for |
| 01:24:12 |
The one from my |
| 01:24:14 |
The one from |
| 01:24:17 |
You know what, Milly? Okay, |
| 01:24:19 |
Obviously, |
| 01:24:21 |
I mean, |
| 01:24:23 |
And you should know |
| 01:24:28 |
and, in fact, |
| 01:24:30 |
He was just an |
| 01:24:37 |
I know that I'm saying too |
| 01:24:41 |
Good. |
| 01:24:42 |
Because, Milly, |
| 01:24:47 |
Yup, that's right. |
| 01:24:53 |
Hey, it's Milly. |
| 01:24:56 |
I know you're in there and it's fine |
| 01:25:02 |
But, Milly, if you're in any |
| 01:25:06 |
then please don't let |
| 01:25:10 |
come between you |
| 01:25:12 |
otherwise, honey, you're gonna |
| 01:25:17 |
in a Tennessee Williams play. |
| 01:25:20 |
Believe me, |
| 01:25:25 |
Okay. |
| 01:25:48 |
Milly... |
| 01:25:50 |
Milly? |
| 01:25:54 |
I never meant to |
| 01:25:57 |
And I promise I will never |
| 01:26:08 |
I was, I was only, I mean... |
| 01:26:14 |
I guess |
| 01:26:21 |
that I was just trying to |
| 01:26:27 |
My sweet girl. |
| 01:26:33 |
Mom? |
| 01:26:38 |
Hi, honey. |
| 01:26:44 |
I miss you. |
| 01:26:47 |
I miss you, too. |
| 01:26:58 |
Solo on the four chord. |
| 01:27:05 |
Alternate the bass line, |
| 01:27:13 |
Too late for spring sign-up. |
| 01:27:15 |
I've actually been here |
| 01:27:17 |
I came once on a Tuesday when it |
| 01:27:21 |
You know, I can't hear you. |
| 01:27:24 |
Please. |
| 01:27:33 |
I miss you. |
| 01:27:36 |
I miss us |
| 01:27:39 |
and I'm not seeing anybody. |
| 01:27:40 |
That doesn't change |
| 01:27:42 |
Yeah, but Johnny, I'm sorry. |
| 01:27:45 |
and I wish I could find a less |
| 01:27:52 |
It was an aberration. |
| 01:27:55 |
and I know we can't start |
| 01:28:01 |
Maybe we could try this again. |
| 01:28:07 |
I need to get back up there. |
| 01:28:24 |
Okay, you're driving a bus. Seven |
| 01:28:29 |
Two get off. |
| 01:28:30 |
Thirty thousand |
| 01:28:32 |
Four hundred and five |
| 01:28:34 |
A thousand get on and nine |
| 01:28:37 |
Get off. |
| 01:28:38 |
What color are |
| 01:28:41 |
I don't know. |
| 01:28:42 |
I said you're driving the bus. |
| 01:28:46 |
You dummy. |
| 01:28:48 |
Dummy. |
| 01:28:49 |
You did say that, Lionel. |
| 01:28:52 |
He did. That is so great. That is so great. |
| 01:28:55 |
Want to hear it again? |
| 01:28:56 |
Well, I mean, I don't know. |
| 01:28:57 |
Actually, I thought you really |
| 01:29:00 |
Didn't he? |
| 01:29:03 |
Okay. |
| 01:29:04 |
Okay, you're driving a bus. |
| 01:29:05 |
Five people get off. Six |
| 01:29:08 |
Seven hundred and |
| 01:29:11 |
Seven hundred and |
| 01:29:12 |
Oh, no. |
| 01:29:16 |
You know, I forgot |
| 01:29:18 |
I'm just gonna... |
| 01:29:19 |
Dad, Dad, you got to |
| 01:29:21 |
Yeah, yeah. You really, really... |
| 01:29:23 |
Think you got to, Johnny. |
| 01:29:26 |
Okay, now. |
| 01:29:28 |
You are driving a bus. |
| 01:29:29 |
A billon million catrillion |
| 01:29:32 |
I cannot believe you are |
| 01:29:34 |
Two hundred billion million |
| 01:29:35 |
Well, I... This is |
| 01:29:37 |
Daphne, you're not listening. |
| 01:29:38 |
Honey, oh, no, no. I swear, |
| 01:29:41 |
Okay. Dad and Daphne. |
| 01:29:45 |
Five hundred catrillion |
| 01:29:49 |
But zero... |
| 01:29:51 |
A blimp. |
| 01:29:53 |
Right there. |
| 01:29:54 |
Right there. Look harder. |
| 01:29:57 |
I can't see it. |
| 01:30:02 |
I've wanted to talk to you for the past |
| 01:30:06 |
That I find hard to believe. |
| 01:30:09 |
Johnny, you have |
| 01:30:11 |
I prefer to call it |
| 01:30:13 |
It's pride, and it's a |
| 01:30:16 |
It's an admirable one, |
| 01:30:20 |
"Well, yes, I am alone, |
| 01:30:22 |
"but at least I have my righteous |
| 01:30:25 |
Come on, that's not a life, |
| 01:30:27 |
And let's face it. |
| 01:30:30 |
obviously Milly never would have |
| 01:30:33 |
So what are you doing, Johnny? |
| 01:30:35 |
Why waste one more minute |
| 01:30:39 |
And I'm right. |
| 01:30:41 |
I'm so right. |
| 01:30:44 |
Damn it. |
| 01:30:45 |
For once, she is. |
| 01:30:50 |
Jeez, you guys, |
| 01:30:53 |
If Milly was here, |
| 01:30:55 |
You're driving a bus. Ten people |
| 01:30:59 |
Thirty thousand get on. Thirty |
| 01:31:03 |
See, that's the fun |
| 01:31:05 |
'cause it's delicious |
| 01:31:07 |
because when |
| 01:31:09 |
it's really important to look |
| 01:31:12 |
What if you want to |
| 01:31:20 |
It's a little bit more complicated, |
| 01:31:31 |
I see some of you |
| 01:31:33 |
and already added your carrots |
| 01:31:36 |
And remember |
| 01:31:38 |
Even before I met you, |
| 01:31:42 |
And once I saw you were a woman |
| 01:31:46 |
I wanted to be |
| 01:31:49 |
Personally, I love dill. |
| 01:31:53 |
and very underrated, |
| 01:31:55 |
and I also really love |
| 01:31:58 |
I love that when I breathe you |
| 01:32:05 |
And I love that |
| 01:32:07 |
of talking in circles |
| 01:32:12 |
I do? |
| 01:32:14 |
'Cause sometimes I feel like |
| 01:32:17 |
Me. |
| 01:32:19 |
I get you. |
| 01:32:23 |
That's wonderful. But, you |
| 01:32:28 |
Can you hold it for a minute? |
| 01:32:34 |
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, guys. |
| 01:32:38 |
With the tuna pasta |
| 01:32:41 |
tuna sandwiches, tuna... |
| 01:32:43 |
I love your eyes. |
| 01:32:47 |
I even love |
| 01:32:51 |
your mother. |
| 01:33:31 |
Well, we gotta get this show |
| 01:33:34 |
Where is she? Well, it should |
| 01:33:36 |
That's not like her. I mean, |
| 01:33:38 |
I don't know |
| 01:33:42 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:33:43 |
I'm worried. |
| 01:33:45 |
Just call her. |
| 01:33:47 |
It's her own wedding. |
| 01:33:51 |
Oh, no. |
| 01:33:53 |
No. |
| 01:33:56 |
Hi, honey. |
| 01:33:58 |
Hi, Mom. Where are you? |
| 01:34:01 |
Honey, I just have to talk to you |
| 01:34:05 |
Oh, my God. I kind of think she's |
| 01:34:09 |
Great. |
| 01:34:10 |
Would she like us to explain that to |
| 01:34:13 |
She is a woman after |
| 01:34:14 |
All right, Mom? We are gonna |
| 01:34:17 |
Ten. Ten. |
| 01:34:19 |
Mom. Come on. |
| 01:34:20 |
Open up the champagne, |
| 01:34:22 |
Because I said so. |
| 01:34:24 |
Mom, don't hang up |
| 01:34:29 |
You got soul |
| 01:34:31 |
Everybody knows |
| 01:34:33 |
That it's all right, |
| 01:34:39 |
When you wake up |
| 01:34:43 |
Feeling sad, |
| 01:34:48 |
Hum a little soul |
| 01:34:52 |
Surely something's got to come |
| 01:34:57 |
It's all right |
| 01:34:59 |
It's all right |
| 01:35:04 |
It's all right |
| 01:35:06 |
Have a good time |
| 01:35:08 |
'Cause it's all right |
| 01:35:14 |
Are we married or what? |
