Bedknobs and Broomsticks

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00:03:15 [ Male Chorus Chanting ]
00:03:18 § Trecorum Satis Dee §
00:03:22 § Treguna, Mekoides §
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00:04:04 [ Seagulls Cawing ]
00:04:22 - You, there.
00:04:27 It said on the wireless to paint out
00:04:32 I'm not a Nazi.
00:04:35 That's what you'd say
00:04:39 Drive on, Corporal.
00:04:50 [ Dog Barking ]
00:05:01 - Sorry to give you so many,
00:05:06 Anything to get the poor things away
00:05:09 Come along, love.
00:05:13 Hey, what about us ?
00:05:16 - Oh, yes. What is your name, please ?
00:05:19 Rawlins ? Rawlins.
00:05:22 Carrie, Charles,
00:05:26 Paul.
00:05:28 You're for Miss Price.
00:05:30 [ Man ]
00:05:33 I won't be a moment.
00:05:36 Blast it, fellow !
00:05:39 Bit of rust comes from
00:05:42 How should I know you is
00:05:44 - Now, what's all this ?
00:05:46 Claims he's lost,
00:05:50 Madam, will you tell this man
00:05:53 attached to army headquarters
00:05:56 and I'm not to be menaced
00:05:58 - Please be calm, Captain.
00:06:01 if one considers,
00:06:03 our country is
00:06:06 There's an immediate
00:06:10 but dash it, anyway, I choose
00:06:13 Captain, we may have been out of things
00:06:18 but we pride ourselves on
00:06:21 May I remind the captain,
00:06:24 the marauding Danes frequently
00:06:29 Fascinating. Now may I inquire,
00:06:33 I am postmistress and chairman
00:06:38 Oh, you don't also command
00:06:42 I do not. That is
00:06:46 late of His Majesty's
00:06:50 # Call out the navy
00:06:54 # Call out the air force
00:06:58 # From the Cliffs of Dover
00:07:02 #And don't forget
00:07:07 # But who's digging in here
00:07:11 # Every inch of England
00:07:15 #Who's standing firm
00:07:19 #The soldiers
00:07:24 #The soldiers
00:07:28 # For we wrote the story
00:07:33 #We know the glory
00:07:37 #Who's standing firm
00:07:41 #The soldiers
00:07:46 #The soldiers
00:07:50 Parade, ready. Halt !
00:07:59 Permission to dismiss
00:08:02 Carry on, Sergeant.
00:08:04 Parade, dismissed !
00:08:13 Captain Greer, sir,
00:08:16 here to check military
00:08:18 Tell them Pepperinge Eye
00:08:21 - But nevertheless, I--
00:08:23 What on earth is that ?
00:08:34 Good morning, General.
00:08:37 I assume that my parcel
00:08:39 - It's in the office.
00:08:43 - Who is that ?
00:08:46 Her late father
00:08:49 What does she burn in this thing ?
00:08:52 Ridiculous. One can't make
00:08:55 Here we are-- another object
00:08:59 Thank you.
00:09:01 - Is it what you expected ?
00:09:04 Professor Browne sent you
00:09:07 - Yes.
00:09:11 - Professor Browne is well ?
00:09:14 Are we to have the pleasure
00:09:17 I very much doubt it. I don't know
00:09:20 - Was there something else ?
00:09:23 - Well, I'm very anxious
00:09:28 - [ Children Yelling ]
00:09:33 - Stop it this instant !
00:09:35 Children, this is Miss Price.
00:09:39 - Carrie, Charles and Paul Rawlins
00:09:43 - How are you, miss ?
00:09:45 The government are trying
00:09:49 - Very sensible of them.
00:09:53 And I've had to find homes
00:09:57 These are the last three. All right,
00:10:01 [ Clattering ]
00:10:04 You're not suggesting that I should
00:10:07 - Exactly.
00:10:12 Children and I don't get on.
00:10:14 I believe you, miss.
00:10:17 - [ Paul ] Hooray!
00:10:19 - Besides, I have work to do.
00:10:23 You do have that
00:10:25 And according to the order of
00:10:30 I see. Very well.
00:10:32 If that is the case, I shall take them
00:10:35 that you find a more suitable home
00:10:38 Fine. Come along.
00:10:45 - Uh, good morning, Miss Price.
00:10:48 There they are ! Miss Price,
00:10:52 taking in these poor unfortunates
00:10:54 - Hold this very carefully.
00:10:59 - Why ?
00:11:02 That won't be necessary.
00:11:05 - [ Engine Starts ]
00:11:07 [ Engine Sputtering, Knocking ]
00:11:15 Upon occasion, one does feel
00:11:18 alone, unprotected,
00:11:22 One does admire her
00:11:25 One also admires
00:11:28 the four acres of desirable land and
00:11:32 - Does one not ?
00:11:35 I shall be frank.
00:11:37 One needs an anchor
00:11:39 a feeling that one has
00:11:43 as one fares forth
00:11:45 Oh, how is the vicar ?
00:11:47 His wound is better, thank you.
00:11:50 Oh, how marvelous for the vicar...
00:11:53 to be struck down not
00:11:56 but on the field of battle,
00:11:59 bringing in the wounded
00:12:01 Will you be taking his place ?
00:12:05 Alas--
00:12:08 if I only could.
00:12:11 My quinsy, you know.
00:12:13 [ Continues Coughing ]
00:12:29 My parcel, please.
00:12:32 Bring your things inside.
00:12:36 Bit murky, ain't it ?
00:12:39 Yeah. Not another house
00:12:45 Wipe your feet.
00:12:47 Big place, this.
00:12:51 I live alone.
00:12:56 All right.
00:13:05 - [ Hisses ]
00:13:07 [ Cat Yowling ]
00:13:10 Sorry, miss.
00:13:12 No need for alarm.
00:13:15 - [ Meows ]
00:13:18 You can see that.
00:13:21 - What do you call your cat ?
00:13:25 I call him Cosmic Creepus,
00:13:30 You will sleep in here.
00:13:32 This was my father's bedroom,
00:13:35 - You boys take the bed there.
00:13:38 - What was your name ?
00:13:40 - Carrie, you sleep
00:13:44 - Is that all you brought ?
00:13:47 Travel light, that's us.
00:13:49 Well, I don't think
00:13:52 but it seems that
00:13:55 - We'll do our best, miss.
00:13:58 The bathroom is along the landing.
00:14:02 - You will wash thoroughly--
00:14:04 You will wash yourselves,
00:14:07 Is that clear ?
00:14:09 - [ Door Closes ]
00:14:15 [ Whispering ]
00:14:20 Please don't bother to whisper.
00:14:25 You are planning
00:14:28 If you have any more plotting
00:14:32 I want you all to sit down after
00:14:37 - We has no parents, Miss Price.
00:14:40 Aunt Bessie.
00:14:42 Still, she wasn't even
00:14:48 But don't you know anything
00:14:51 I don't remember anything. Aunt Bessie
00:14:56 Why is that ?
00:14:58 Three nights ago, the bombs
00:15:01 down to the underground
00:15:03 Aunt was working late, and she got home
00:15:09 I'm sure your aunt
00:15:12 Yes, ma'am, she was.
00:15:15 I'm afraid I don't know much
00:15:20 Is there anything particular
00:15:23 Sausage and Mash. Bubble and Squeak.
00:15:26 Fried fish.
00:15:29 I'm afraid you won't find
00:15:32 - [ Charlie ] No fried food?
00:15:34 - How do you keep your health ?
00:15:38 Cabbage buds, rose hips,
00:15:40 glyssop seed, elm bark, whortle yeast
00:15:44 And in the pot there,
00:15:48 Mango wuzzle ?
00:15:50 Yes, very nourishing.
00:15:57 For what we are about to receive,
00:16:14 [ Door Creaking ]
00:16:54 [ Meows ]
00:17:08 '' Dear madam,
00:17:10 the Emelius Browne
00:17:13 sends you its heartiest
00:17:16 for the first degree
00:17:18 You may now call yourself
00:17:22 Yours faithfully, Emelius Browne. ''
00:17:33 My first broom.
00:17:39 Time to go.
00:17:44 - Wake up, Paul.
00:17:47 Now, let's see
00:17:50 Here we are.
00:17:53 ''Clasp the broom
00:17:57 Yes, of course.
00:18:03 Mmm.
00:18:06 '' No, never astride the broom.''
00:18:09 ''Technically a witch
00:18:11 except when circumstances
00:18:13 Take an easy, graceful,
00:18:16 Of course.
00:18:18 An easy, graceful,
00:18:21 There we are.
00:18:25 ''Now, to start up the broom,
00:18:29 Lakipo, Nikrif,
00:18:35 I wasn't ready.
00:18:38 [ Meows ]
00:18:42 '' Lakipo, Nikrif,
00:18:56 - [ Meows Quietly ]
00:19:03 - [ Groans ]
00:19:05 Lakipo, Nikrif,
00:19:16 [ Meows ]
00:19:19 [ Grunts ]
00:19:27 It's going to be
00:19:33 [ Long Meow ]
00:19:36 All right.
00:19:39 Lakipo, Nikrif,
00:20:31 - Cor !
00:20:36 - How does she do that ?
00:20:39 - That's the sort of thing witches do.
00:20:51 Ohh !
00:20:55 Aaah !
00:20:57 Whoo !
00:20:59 She don't fly good, do she ?
00:21:02 [ Groaning ]
00:21:06 - Aaah !
00:21:09 Come on !
00:21:11 - Suppose she's hurt ?
00:21:15 Look out !
00:21:25 She's proper cross now.
00:21:27 Hang on.
00:21:31 A witch she is, says you.
00:21:33 Then let's use
00:21:36 - Let's get back to London.
00:21:39 She don't want anyone
00:21:43 - Not ruddy likely.
00:21:46 And I intend to
00:21:50 - Bran porridge.
00:21:53 Very healthful, I'm sure.
00:21:56 Hurt your foot, Miss Price ?
00:21:58 Oh,just twisted my ankle.
00:22:00 - Sorry to hear that.
00:22:04 Lovely weather
00:22:12 Why did you say that, Charles ?
00:22:14 Game's up, Miss Price.
00:22:18 I see.
00:22:23 Don't worry, Miss Price.
00:22:27 Thank you.
00:22:29 I should be most grateful if you
00:22:33 Of course, there'll have to be one
00:22:36 I mean, I'd like to see
00:22:40 a bit of strawberry jam.
00:22:42 - [ Carrie ] Charlie!
00:22:44 And another thing, Miss Price.
00:22:46 There'll be no more of this
00:22:49 Anything else ?
00:22:52 Now you mention it,
00:22:54 I could do with
00:22:56 - Lolly ?
00:22:59 Cash. Cold, hard cash.
00:23:03 For your information,
00:23:06 can't make money
00:23:08 Have you ever heard
00:23:11 Be that as it may,
00:23:15 Have you considered
00:23:19 I am a witch, you know.
00:23:21 -[ Hisses ]
00:23:25 Lovely.
00:23:28 I might just do that.
00:23:30 - Go on, then. I dare you.
00:23:37 - You shouldn't have said that to her.
00:23:40 She can't even ride
00:23:43 Excuse me, Charles.
00:23:45 '' Filigree, Apogee,
00:23:48 Pedigree, Perigee.''
00:23:53 - Oh, Charlie !
00:23:56 That's better than a toad.
00:23:58 Bother ! I never seem
00:24:01 [ Meows ]
00:24:06 - Stop ! Leave him alone !
00:24:10 - Don't let Charlie get hurt.
00:24:14 I'm just an apprentice witch,
00:24:18 [ Growling ]
00:24:23 [ Growling Continues ]
00:24:27 Look out, Charlie !
00:24:38 - You flaming brute !
00:24:43 I'll teach you
00:24:46 Let Cosmic Creepus alone.
00:24:49 I'm afraid it's my fault. Bad enough
00:24:53 I can't perform
00:24:57 You dared her to do it.
00:25:01 - Maybe she's not a wicked witch.
00:25:05 - See ?
00:25:08 You see, the work I'm doing
00:25:13 - How do you mean ?
00:25:16 Most secret.
00:25:18 What do you say, Charlie ?
00:25:22 Yeah. If someone
00:25:25 I don't follow.
00:25:27 Simple--you give us
00:25:31 [ Carrie ] Oh, Charlie,
00:25:34 It's for her own
00:25:37 If we broke the pact, we'd have
00:25:41 I think it's an excellent idea.
00:25:43 I wonder what
00:25:46 Would you settle
00:25:49 Bet that's not worth much.
00:25:51 Come with me.
00:25:58 I like you better
00:26:01 - Shut up, you.
00:26:08 This is my workroom.
00:26:10 No one has ever seen it before.
00:26:16 It's all right.
00:26:25 Careful what you touch in here.
00:26:30 Rum sort of place, ain't it ?
00:26:33 When I signed for my witchcraft course,
00:26:36 a certain marvelous traveling spell,
00:26:41 - I think I'll give you that one.
00:26:44 Certainly.
00:26:49 Poisoned dragon's liver ?
00:26:51 Poisoned dragon liver.
00:26:53 You mean, you poison the dragon
00:26:57 Well, it comes prepared.
00:27:01 Ah, here we are.
00:27:03 All right, everybody,
00:27:08 All right, now, let's see.
00:27:10 Does any one of you have a bracelet
00:27:13 that you can twist ?
00:27:15 - No, Miss Price.
00:27:17 Always carry a few things
00:27:19 Never know when they
00:27:22 Piece of blue glass,
00:27:26 Horseshoe nail.
00:27:31 - What's that ?
00:27:35 - It twists, don't it ?
00:27:38 Yes, I think that
00:27:42 Carrie, turn the light
00:27:56 Hellebore, Henbane, Aconite.
00:28:02 Glowworm fire, firefly light !
00:28:09 There. Isn't that pretty ?
00:28:12 Is that all we get ?
00:28:14 This knob will now work
00:28:18 And what's the famous
00:28:20 How does it work ?
00:28:22 Well, you take this knob
00:28:25 then turn it smartly
00:28:28 Then in a firm, clear voice,
00:28:33 - Go on !
00:28:35 Well, I see no reason
00:28:38 Oh, thank you
00:28:42 Oh, I'm sorry, but it does
00:28:46 - Me ?
00:28:48 That's right.
00:28:52 -That's the way the spell works.
00:28:56 [ Ringing ]
00:28:58 Oh, bother.
00:29:01 But mind you don't try anything
00:29:10 [ Kicks Post ]
00:29:21 Good morning, Miss Price.
00:29:23 I was just admiring the sound
00:29:27 - Yes ?
00:29:29 and as I was taking
00:29:33 Mrs. Hobday asked if I might...
00:29:36 deliver this letter to you.
00:29:38 Oh, and I must say
00:29:41 - I always find them so refreshing.
00:30:00 [ Emelius Browne's Voice ] Dear Madame,
00:30:03 that due to the war we have been forced
00:30:07 This means that we shall not
00:30:10 in which you expressed
00:30:15 [ Carrie ]
00:30:18 - I've had some very bad news.
00:30:21 No. No, thank you.
00:30:25 Yes.
00:30:27 - Yes, there is something
00:30:30 Paul, I need the bedknob back.
00:30:33 No, I want to go
00:30:36 - Oh, I know, but--
00:30:39 -I'll handle this.
00:30:41 What you're saying, Miss Price,
00:30:46 which you gave
00:30:48 and get him mixed up
00:30:52 Well, yes, in a way, but--
00:30:54 Well, a few odd shillings
00:30:58 No, Charles.
00:31:01 and, as a matter of fact,
00:31:04 Come with me, Paul.
00:31:12 Now, Paul, ridiculous as it
00:31:17 - but I do need your help.
00:31:21 I was expecting
00:31:24 from my teacher, Professor
00:31:27 What's that got to do
00:31:30 I must go to London immediately
00:31:33 With his help, we may be able
00:31:37 That is why I need the knob.
00:31:39 What is your decision ?
00:31:49 Thank you, Paul.
00:31:53 I brought this for your hair, Carrie.
00:31:56 Thank you.
00:31:59 Paul, have you been
00:32:01 - Twice.
00:32:03 Charles, you better put on something
00:32:07 I'm not going.
00:32:10 But why, Charlie ?
00:32:13 All that rubbish about a traveling bed.
00:32:17 - That's why.
00:32:21 We don't want to scratch the wall
00:32:24 Now, how's a ruddy big bed
00:32:28 with those little windows ?
00:32:30 I don't know, Charles.
00:32:32 There's a great many things
00:32:36 Lovely. Just so's
00:32:40 I don't fancy
00:32:42 What's come over you lately, Charlie ?
00:32:47 Help me to tidy up the bed, Carrie.
00:32:51 - How old is Charles ?
00:32:52 - How old is Charles ?
00:32:54 I see. That's what my father used
00:32:59 What's that supposed to be ?
00:33:01 #When you rush around
00:33:06 # Searching everywhere
00:33:10 § You're at the age
00:33:15 #When all the make-believe
00:33:18 That's Charlie to a ''T.''
00:33:21 § When you set aside
00:33:24 #And your dreams are lost
00:33:29 § You're at the age
00:33:34 #And worst of all
00:33:38 Throw that
00:33:40 #You're a castaway
00:33:44 # On a barren isle
00:33:48 What's that supposed to be,
00:33:50 #Where did all
00:33:54 #Where can all
00:33:57 Everyone on the bed
00:33:59 #You must face the age
00:34:04 § Doubting everything you ever knew §
00:34:09 # Until at last
00:34:14 #There's something wonderful
00:34:19 Lovely sentiment,
00:34:22 - Are you ready, Paul?
00:34:24 [ Miss Price ]
00:34:27 tap the knob three times
00:34:33 - Left.
00:34:36 Now, we better hold on tight.
00:34:39 The behavior of the bed
00:34:42 Here, let me breathe a little.
00:34:44 All right, Paul ?
00:34:49 One, two, three.
00:34:53 [ Cat Growling ]
00:35:02 Nothing happened.
00:35:06 - That's very odd.
00:35:11 Of course.
00:35:14 We didn't tell the object
00:35:17 Now, Paul, repeat after me.
00:35:19 Take us to Professor
00:35:24 Take us to Professor...
00:35:28 - Emelius Browne.
00:35:30 Headmaster,
00:35:32 Correspondence
00:35:35 Headmaster,
00:35:41 - [ Miss Price ] Of Witchcraft, London.
00:35:44 [ Paul ]
00:35:47 Now, go.
00:35:49 [ Paul ]
00:35:52 [ Growls ]
00:35:58 [ Screeches ]
00:36:47 - Is this London ?
00:36:50 -Can't you smell that lovely sooty air ?
00:36:54 - Well, Charles,
00:36:57 - I don't see no Professor Browne.
00:37:01 You children look after the bed
00:37:08 I told you this flaming bed
00:37:10 - Oh, Charlie, don't start that again.
00:37:14 - This bed was supposed
00:37:17 [ Paul ]
00:37:22 Come on.
00:37:27 Oy, wait a moment.
00:37:32 [ Carrie ]
00:37:42 - Which way did he go ?
00:37:50 - [ Carrie ] Push !
00:38:02 Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round,
00:38:08 Please note the name, ladies and
00:38:12 I am here to divert,
00:38:18 How can I enrich your lives ?
00:38:20 My humble talents
00:38:23 Ah, madam,
00:38:27 - You said you were stony broke.
00:38:32 - It's a trick.
00:38:34 Or to use a kinder word,
00:38:37 But what isn't,
00:38:39 We live in a world
00:38:41 There he is !
00:38:43 It is not what things are.
00:38:48 It is what they seem to be.
00:38:51 That ain't the kind
00:38:54 I'm not sure it's the kind of professor
00:38:58 You see, it really doesn't matter
00:39:02 as long as I do it...
00:39:08 with a flair.
00:39:10 What effect
00:39:15 With a dash of hocus-pocus
00:39:21 And the scent of burning
00:39:25 § I'm a fraud, a hoke
00:39:29 - # But they love me everywhere #
00:39:32 Thank you!
00:39:37 And now, ladies and gentlemen,
00:39:39 may I draw your attention to this
00:39:43 framed in an ordinary
00:39:46 May I also draw your attention
00:39:50 Now, I shall place
00:39:52 in this brown, unprepared-- unprepared,
00:39:57 unprepared brown paper bag.
00:39:59 I shall now attempt to drive
00:40:00 I shall now attempt to drive
00:40:04 without breaking the glass.
00:40:07 ''Impossible,'' I can hear you say.
00:40:10 [ Glass Breaking,
00:40:14 He ain't very good,
00:40:18 § And it really doesn't matter
00:40:22 § As long as I say it
00:40:26 # First I rattle off
00:40:28 # Of gibberish
00:40:30 #And fix you with my best
00:40:52 #With my moans and groans
00:40:57 #They have cheered me
00:41:00 # For it really doesn't matter
00:41:05 # I sell it when I tell it
00:41:10 #The magicians' nursery rhyme #
00:41:14 Abra... cadabra !
00:41:18 #You succumb-- ooh-- to it
00:41:22 #Wave a stick
00:41:26 #Will mystify and disarm #
00:41:30 # In fact, to coin
00:41:34 - # It works #
00:41:39 [ Metal Rod Falls On Ground ]
00:41:42 Ooh ! [ Groans ]
00:41:45 # Like a charm #
00:41:49 # So it really doesn't matter
00:41:54 #As long as I brew it
00:41:57 #Though I've never
00:42:00 # I make the motions
00:42:02 # My showmanship
00:42:06 # I'm a rogue, a rake
00:42:10 # But I do
00:42:15 What a waste of fresh eggs.
00:42:18 They ain't fresh. Smell.
00:42:24 # For it really
00:42:27 #What I do, what I do #
00:42:30 #You buy my charms and poxes
00:42:34 #To improve your ugly daughter
00:42:37 #And my magic incantations
00:42:41 #Though there's really nothing to it
00:42:44 #You love me
00:42:55 #With a flair ##
00:43:07 Now, friends, I tell you
00:43:09 I'm going to offer you my entire stock
00:43:13 The prices are so low,
00:43:17 Don't leave now and regret
00:43:29 You, young sir, would you care
00:43:34 With this inexpensive device,
00:43:36 you can charm the very birds
00:43:41 [ Chirping ]
00:43:44 - How much ?
00:43:47 One copper coin of the realm.
00:43:55 [ Blowing ]
00:43:58 Carrie, I'm very surprised at you
00:44:01 - We found him for you, miss.
00:44:05 - Don't work. I've been cheated.
00:44:11 It is, indeed, my dear.
00:44:14 Would you be interested in the mating
00:44:18 known as the bird of love ?
00:44:20 Very useful, eh ?
00:44:22 You are the headmaster of
00:44:27 The late headmaster.
00:44:30 Professor Browne,
00:44:34 My dear lady, you are, indeed,
00:44:37 - Splendid.
00:44:39 I was shocked and dismayed...
00:44:41 when you closed down the college
00:44:44 I'm sorry, my dear. No refunds.
00:44:48 But I must have the spell
00:44:52 The matter is closed.
00:44:54 I have an appointment
00:44:56 The matter is not closed.
00:44:59 Righto !
00:45:04 - I got him !
00:45:08 - Would you mind letting go of my leg.
00:45:11 Will you get this child off my leg ?
00:45:14 Filigree, Apogee,
00:45:18 Cor !
00:45:24 Now I trust you'll behave
00:45:27 Look out !
00:45:29 Well, there goes
00:45:33 - What was that all about ?
00:45:37 My spell ?
00:45:41 Not one of your best spells,
00:45:43 It doesn't last very long.
00:45:46 But I don't understand.
00:45:50 They were just nonsense words
00:45:52 Well, they work
00:45:56 They work for you ?
00:46:02 Good woman, some kind of destiny
00:46:06 You got the words for these spells
00:46:08 Well, more or less.
00:46:11 I gave them a bit
00:46:14 The old sorcerers did have
00:46:18 But, dear lady, I never thought
00:46:23 What a treasure.
00:46:25 Mr. Browne, will you please
00:46:28 I would like to see
00:46:31 Certainly.
00:46:34 Would you care to join me
00:46:37 We can discuss my ideas
00:46:39 Thank you.
00:46:43 We ? Do these three jackals
00:46:45 Well, not exactly.
00:46:48 - On the bed ?
00:46:51 - Come along.
00:46:54 You go 'round the other side.
00:47:00 Will you give the address
00:47:03 May I ask how we are going
00:47:06 My dear Professor Browne,
00:47:09 the one you gave
00:47:11 My traveling spell ?
00:47:15 -Just give the address, please.
00:47:20 Bed, take us
00:47:33 Madam, is this vehicle safe ?
00:47:35 Oh, perfectly safe.
00:47:37 A bit theatrical perhaps,
00:48:16 Well, we're here.
00:48:20 You must have given us the wrong
00:48:24 In point of fact, I do.
00:48:27 I found the front door open,
00:48:30 Everyone has left
00:48:33 Now, why should they do that ?
00:48:35 This probably has
00:48:41 [ Miss Price ]
00:48:43 I should think you'd be terrified
00:48:46 You'd have thought so. I am, by nature,
00:48:49 But then I pondered,
00:48:51 In the perverse nature of things,
00:48:55 is probably the best friend
00:48:57 It enables me, for the first time
00:49:01 Shall we go in ?
00:49:05 Rothchild '26-- noble,
00:49:08 but with a charming touch of innocence,
00:49:11 Mr. Browne, the book--
00:49:14 Dear lady,
00:49:16 The book is in the library,
00:49:20 Why do you keep
00:49:22 So that we may enjoy
00:49:25 More likely so's a copper don't peek in
00:49:30 Now, why don't you young things
00:49:33 - I want to have a chat with Miss Price.
00:49:35 Yes, run along, children.
00:49:38 Remember, this house
00:49:42 Mr. Browne, where is that book ?
00:49:44 I must have that spell
00:49:58 [ Paul ]
00:50:00 No, it's a nursery.
00:50:04 No. And neither have you.
00:50:40 And what is
00:50:43 Substitutiary locomotion
00:50:46 of causing objects to take on
00:50:50 Why are you
00:50:53 Because I know that it
00:50:55 - I must see the nature of the spell.
00:50:58 But now you must
00:51:06 What are you reading ?
00:51:10 Isle of Naboombu.
00:51:12 - Can't be no such place.
00:51:16 These pictures prove it, don't it ?
00:51:20 [ Charlie ]
00:51:22 Animals wearing hats and things.
00:51:25 Oh, I like it.
00:51:29 Uh, would you
00:51:46 What do you think of that ?
00:51:55 Well, I don't know
00:51:58 Miss Price,just think
00:52:00 with an assistant
00:52:02 - Oh ?
00:52:05 have you ever considered entering
00:52:08 The what business ?
00:52:10 The theater! Pantomimes!
00:52:13 Brighton, Blackpool,
00:52:16 Mr. Browne, I have
00:52:19 Listen to me.
00:52:21 # Let us strike a bargain
00:52:25 # But I can speak the jargon that will
00:52:29 - Oh ?
00:52:32 #And I command
00:52:35 # Oh, how successful
00:52:38 #With me #
00:52:40 -I'm afraid we're wasting valuable time.
00:52:43 - Miss Price.
00:52:47 - Eglantine.
00:52:49 # Eglantine
00:52:52 # Oh, how you'll shine #
00:52:54 #Your lot and my lot
00:52:58 # Eglantine, Eglantine
00:53:02 # Destiny calls us
00:53:05 #As the shine sells the boot
00:53:09 #All you need to succeed
00:53:13 # Is the proper ally
00:53:18 #And I'm your man #
00:53:21 # For I have an acumen
00:53:26 # I sell things
00:53:30 # So I humbly suggest
00:53:34 # I'm your man #
00:53:38 - # Eglantine, Eglantine
00:53:41 - Mr. Browne, will you please stop it ?
00:53:44 -§ Have got to combine
00:53:47 - Do you hear me ?
00:53:49 - # Destiny calls us
00:53:52 #With my expert pantomiming #
00:53:55 #The proper taste
00:53:57 # I'll introduce you
00:54:01 # I'll whet their appetite
00:54:03 # I'll set the scene
00:54:05 #We'll have the beggars
00:54:09 #As the words
00:54:14 #And the moonbeams
00:54:17 #All you need to succeed
00:54:21 § Is a champion
00:54:24 #And a flair #
00:54:27 #And I'm your man #
00:54:43 Do stop prancing about.
00:54:46 There's serious work
00:54:48 # I have always had a bit
00:54:51 # Common spells and simple charms
00:54:54 # So when the war began
00:54:57 #To do my bit
00:55:00 # I enrolled in your
00:55:03 #And I slaved at every lesson
00:55:06 # But the spell I counted on
00:55:09 # It's disappeared
00:55:13 #Your suggestions are rash
00:55:18 #And I've no time to waste
00:55:21 # If I am to proceed
00:55:26 # Don't let me down #
00:55:29 # But if you'll see me through
00:55:33 § Though I've no taste
00:55:37 # If I meet with success
00:55:41 # I won't let you down #
00:55:45 # Eglantine, Eglantine
00:55:49 #Your lot and my lot
00:55:52 # Eglantine, Eglantine
00:55:56 # Destiny calls us
00:56:02 Mr. Browne, I'm warning you !
00:56:04 I warned you, Mr. Browne.
00:56:06 Now, where is the book ?
00:56:10 Well, where is it ?
00:56:29 At last, Mr. Browne !
00:56:36 The Spells of Astoroth.
00:56:42 Oh, here's the traveling spell.
00:56:46 Does one's nose
00:56:49 Oh, you're back,
00:56:51 Miss Price, a word
00:56:54 I don't mind being changed into
00:56:57 but always a fluffy, white rabbit--
00:57:02 Ah, here we are.
00:57:07 ''The ancient art of--''
00:57:11 ''The spell which creates
00:57:14 is five mystic words.
00:57:16 These words are--''
00:57:23 But the rest of the book
00:57:26 Now you see why
00:57:31 - But where are
00:57:34 - Listen to me, Mr. Browne!
00:57:37 You will be if you don't pay attention.
00:57:40 Oh, I bought it from a chap
00:57:42 There was a bit of unpleasantness,
00:57:45 He claimed that I'd given him
00:57:48 There was a sort of scuffle.
00:57:50 The book tore.
00:57:53 - Where's the other half now ?
00:57:57 - But if it still exists, there's
00:58:00 [ Professor Browne ]
00:58:03 § Portobello Road §
00:58:06 § Street where the riches
00:58:09 § Anything and everything
00:58:13 § Is sold off the barrow
00:58:16 #You'll find what you want
00:58:23 - # Rare alabaster #
00:58:27 [ Bass Voice ]
00:58:30 - #A pen used by Shelley #
00:58:34 #The snippers that clipped
00:58:38 Made in Hong Kong.
00:58:41 - #Waterford crystal #
00:58:45 # Society heirlooms
00:58:48 # Rembrandts, El Grecos
00:58:52 # Painted last week
00:58:57 Very interesting.
00:59:00 There's a little place
00:59:02 [ Browne, Children ]
00:59:06 # Street where the riches
00:59:10 #Anything and everything
00:59:13 # Is sold off the barrow
00:59:16 #You'll meet all your chums
00:59:21 Lovely to see you.
00:59:27 What I want is the other
00:59:29 All in good time,
00:59:32 #There's pure inspiration
00:59:36 # No cheap imitation
00:59:39 #With garments as such
00:59:43 #Just once at some
00:59:47 You look charming, my dear.
00:59:49 [ Together]
00:59:54 #The fancies and fineries
00:59:57 #A lady will always
01:00:00 # In frillies she finds #
01:00:02 # In the Portobello Road #
01:00:07 § Burke's Peerage, The Bride Book
01:00:11 I'm looking for
01:00:13 #A Victorian novel
01:00:16 You don't understand.
01:00:18 -§ The History of Potting §
01:00:21 #The leather bound
01:00:25 [ Chorus ]
01:00:28 -§ Street where the riches
01:00:32 § Artifacts to glorify
01:00:35 -§ Are hidden in the flotsam
01:00:38 Who do you think you are,
01:00:41 § Tokens and treasures
01:00:43 § Cheap imitations
01:00:46 § Dented and tarnished
01:00:50 § In old Portobello
01:00:54 § Tokens and treasures
01:00:57 § Cheap imitations
01:01:00 § Dented and tarnished
01:01:04 -§ In old Portobello, they're
01:01:07 - for the other half of this book.
01:01:15 [ Merchant ]
01:01:17 What do you think I am,
01:01:23 #You can eat like a king
01:01:28 I think, if I'm right, there's
01:01:32 Grandpa, you don't expect
01:01:35 Let me have a go, my dear fellow.
01:01:37 - Oh !
01:01:42 - Yeah ! Go on !
01:01:46 § You feel like a ballerina
01:01:51 #When you kick your heels up
01:03:35 [ Giggling ]
01:03:42 §§ [ Drums, Bagpipes ]
01:04:25 - Come on ! [ Shouting ]
01:04:30 Oh, yeah !
01:04:33 [ Woman Shouting ]
01:04:37 [ Shouting Continues ]
01:04:40 Oh, yeah.
01:04:46 [ Woman ]
01:04:58 [ Woman ]
01:05:04 Yes, play the drums.
01:05:06 Come on!
01:05:37 Oh !
01:06:16 You missed me.
01:06:25 Come on, dance.
01:06:29 Come on, girls.
01:06:41 Lovely.
01:08:00 - [ Bell Ringing ]
01:08:02 Closing time!
01:08:04 - Closing time. Closing time.
01:08:08 Closing time.
01:08:13 - [ Ringing Continues ]
01:08:15 - Bye.
01:08:30 [ Professor Browne ]
01:08:34 # Portobello Road #
01:08:37 # Street where the riches
01:08:44 #Anything and everything
01:08:49 Hey, governor. Oy, tosh. Somethin'
01:08:53 - [ Professor Browne ] No, thank you.
01:08:55 - Chocs for the little ones ?
01:08:57 How about one of these, mate ?
01:09:00 - Do be a good chap and run away.
01:09:05 Ah. Now you have my undivided attention.
01:09:09 You are to get over to the Bookman
01:09:13 - You too.
01:09:16 and what right has he got
01:09:18 Under the circumstances, we better
01:09:26 Half a mo-- Why am I pushing
01:09:29 Because, my friend, this magnificent bed
01:09:33 - You see ?
01:09:36 It is extremely valuable, and I wish
01:09:39 - All right, all right.
01:10:01 - [ Man ] Who is it ?
01:10:04 - And him as well.
01:10:06 - In you come.
01:10:16 Sorry, gov.
01:10:19 Why didn't you just
01:10:22 and half the household
01:10:25 - What's the bed for ?
01:10:30 Nothing of the sort !
01:10:33 Except for this knob,
01:10:35 Be that as it may, Bookman, there's
01:10:39 Let this glittering gift
01:10:42 - Draw the curtains and lock the door.
01:10:45 Mr. Browne, isn't that
01:10:49 - Who is this person ?
01:10:53 a charming young woman
01:10:55 Miss Price, I've been looking
01:10:58 Mr. Swinburne told me you were
01:11:03 I don't mind saying,
01:11:09 Or haven't done, for that matter.
01:11:12 You'll close your mouth,
01:11:17 It's all rather like a jolly
01:11:21 isn't it ?
01:11:23 We're both after
01:11:26 You have one clue,
01:11:29 Yes. In that case,
01:11:32 for us to cooperate.
01:11:34 Yes. I'd rather cooperate
01:11:39 Would you prefer
01:11:42 to take the book from her?
01:11:45 Here, you.
01:11:48 - Bookman.
01:11:51 I assume you're looking
01:11:56 May I ?
01:11:59 This is quite a moment
01:12:04 ''Substitutiary locomotion,
01:12:07 the lost miracle of the ancients.''
01:12:10 And so on and so forth.
01:12:13 ''The spell which creates
01:12:17 These words are--''
01:12:19 '' Engraved on the star
01:12:23 by the sorcerer Astoroth.''
01:12:25 [ Bookman ]
01:12:27 I assumed they'd be in
01:12:30 But I thought they'd be in yours !
01:12:33 Once again, a dead end.
01:12:37 I shall never know
01:12:42 Isn't that old Astoroth ?
01:12:46 It's a pity it's so small
01:12:48 - But why the animals ?
01:12:52 Astoroth kept animals in cages
01:12:56 that would make them
01:12:58 The legend is that finally
01:13:02 killed Astoroth and stole
01:13:06 - Including the star
01:13:11 They found a ship, sailed away
01:13:15 However, there's a final notation
01:13:19 saying that
01:13:21 a shipwrecked lascar
01:13:25 half mad with thirst
01:13:29 Before he died, he swore he had seen
01:13:34 - Where ?
01:13:38 no such island.
01:13:40 I looked for it
01:13:43 The Isle of Naboombu
01:13:47 Oh, it does too !
01:13:50 - What is he trying to say ?
01:13:53 When he don't say nothing,
01:13:56 I wish the child to speak !
01:13:59 Now you've done it.
01:14:02 There is too such a place.
01:14:04 Got me own book. There.
01:14:07 Real pretty letters, ain't it ?
01:14:09 Let me see it.
01:14:12 You're not interested, Bookman.
01:14:15 - I'll be the judge of that.
01:14:18 Please don't annoy me.
01:14:22 - Give me the book, boy.
01:14:26 Bit of a stalemate,
01:14:33 If it's all the same to you,
01:14:36 Sentiment, you know.
01:14:38 Come along, Paul.
01:14:41 Go ? How, my dear ?
01:14:45 Observe the fundamental weakness
01:14:48 - You will believe
01:14:52 - Right.
01:14:55 Do you realize we can
01:14:58 - He's up to something, you know.
01:15:01 Before your very eyes,
01:15:07 Disappear ? I should like to see
01:15:12 do a trick like that.
01:15:14 Cheapjack entertainer ?
01:15:17 - All right, Paul.
01:15:19 To the Island of Naboombu.
01:15:23 Good. Bed, take us
01:15:33 Enough of this nonsense.
01:16:12 Beastly climate.
00:00:03 I ain't never seen no island
00:00:06 I'm afraid we may have
00:00:09 That's right.
00:00:19 Hi, Mr. Codfish !
00:00:22 Hello, young fellow.
00:00:25 Welcome to Naboombu Lagoon.
00:00:27 Now I'm hearing things.
00:00:31 [ Clears Throat ]
00:00:34 - He's me brother.
00:00:38 Mr. Codfish, where is
00:00:41 You mean the land part ?
00:00:44 Straight up.
00:00:48 None of my business, of course,
00:00:54 - Having troubles, they are.
00:00:57 He's right, you know.
00:01:01 Well, trouble or not,
00:01:03 - I wish to see who is in charge.
00:01:06 It's really rather splendid down here.
00:01:09 Oh, thank you.
00:01:13 [ Sniffs ]
00:01:16 - [ Neighing ]
00:01:19 How pleasant--
00:01:24 # On the bottom of
00:01:29 § What a chance to get
00:01:34 § At the plants and
00:01:38 #We glide #
00:01:41 # Far below
00:01:46 § Serene §
00:01:49 #Through the bubbly
00:01:54 # It's lovely bobbing along
00:01:58 # On the bottom of
00:02:04 What if the octopus,
00:02:08 think we're rather odd?
00:02:10 § It's fun to promenade §
00:02:13 # Bobbing along
00:02:16 # On the bottom of
00:02:20 Look !
00:02:38 §§ [ Band ]
00:02:48 §§ [ Continues ]
00:02:52 [ All Laughing ]
00:02:55 ## [ Gurgling ]
00:03:03 §§ [ Continues ]
00:03:15 §§ [ Saxophone, Band ]
00:03:24 ## [ Claws Clicking Rhythmically ]
00:03:38 §§ [ Gurgling Continues ]
00:03:57 # It's lovely
00:04:01 § Bobbing along on the bottom
00:04:08 #What a chance
00:04:12 #At the plants and creatures
00:04:16 [ Miss Price ]
00:04:19 #When you're dancing
00:04:24 # Each glance #
00:04:28 # Bubbles over with romance #
00:04:32 [ Together]
00:04:37 #Through the water
00:04:42 § Far from the frenzy
00:04:46 - #Two beneath the blue #
00:04:51 [ Together ]
00:04:55 # On the bottom of
00:05:00 # Bobbing along
00:05:03 # On the bottom
00:05:06 # Shimmery, shiny #
00:05:09 # Beautiful briny sea ##
00:05:12 [ All Cheering ]
00:05:14 Bravo ! Bravo !
00:05:17 Most exciting !
00:05:20 - [ Cheering, Applauding Continue ]
00:05:24 [ Cheering, Applauding
00:05:47 Help ! Help !
00:05:59 Uh-oh. Oh, oh, oh,
00:06:02 This time I really
00:06:05 [ Grunting ]
00:06:09 Whew !
00:06:11 [ Loud Crashing ]
00:06:14 People ? People ?
00:06:16 Oh, no !
00:06:20 - My goodness !
00:06:23 - Don't you know that, uh--
00:06:26 I used to be a bit of
00:06:29 Many's the time
00:06:31 Delighted to meet
00:06:34 Oh ? Now, stow it, mate !
00:06:37 - Oh, really !
00:06:41 Uh, it says, um,
00:06:44 '' No peopling allowed.''
00:06:47 No peopling allowed ?
00:06:50 Don't antagonize him,
00:06:52 - That means I got to ta-- ta-- ta--
00:06:55 throw you all back,
00:06:57 Wait a minute! It says here
00:07:01 And that's the law.
00:07:03 Wh-- Where do it say that ?
00:07:05 Here, in me book.
00:07:08 Mm-hmm. So it do.
00:07:12 Da-- Da-- Da-- But if you people
00:07:16 -you'd get yourselves all--
00:07:18 throwed back !
00:07:20 The king don't like people !
00:07:22 Nonetheless, we must see the king
00:07:27 Please lead the way.
00:07:29 Uh-huh ? B-But just don't say
00:07:34 Uh, follow me.
00:07:37 § You're all from some clipper
00:07:40 § To me, aye-yaye
00:07:43 # I'm a peace-lovin' sailor
00:07:47 # Blow, blow, blow the man down ##
00:07:51 [ Ferocious Growling ]
00:07:56 [ Growling Grows Louder ]
00:08:00 - [ Growls ] Get out of here!
00:08:10 [ Clears Throat ] Yes. Yes.
00:08:15 I, uh, caught some people
00:08:20 They want to see the king !
00:08:22 Really ? Well, we can't be bothered
00:08:27 [ Loud Growling ]
00:08:30 I don't know that I fancy this.
00:08:32 His Majesty
00:08:36 Excuse me, sir.
00:08:38 As an all-around entertainer of sorts,
00:08:41 Perhaps I can cheer him up.
00:08:43 No, no, no, no, no.
00:08:48 As everyone knows,
00:08:51 - His Majesty is the world's
00:08:54 [ Angry Growling, Wind Howling ]
00:08:59 But due to a technical problem,
00:09:02 the Royal Cup match
00:09:06 And His Majesty had so
00:09:09 Throw these--
00:09:12 oh, creatures
00:09:15 Aye, aye, sir.
00:09:18 Just a moment.
00:09:20 Do you really think so ?
00:09:24 Do you know soccer ?
00:09:27 Do I know anything
00:09:30 Why, I was captain
00:09:32 three seasons
00:09:34 - Yes,yes,yes,yes,yes. You'll do.
00:09:36 Come this way, please.
00:09:39 Mr. Browne, are you certain
00:09:45 [ Loud Growling ]
00:09:49 Not an ideal person
00:09:53 but Mr. Browne
00:09:56 -[ Questioning Growl, Quieter Growl ]
00:09:59 - [ Grumbling, Muttering ]
00:10:02 [ Amused Growling ]
00:10:05 [ Laughing ]
00:10:10 [ Laughing Continues ]
00:10:14 Ar, can't tell you
00:10:19 For some reason,
00:10:23 finding referees
00:10:27 If there be one thing we like,
00:10:31 it's volunteers.
00:10:33 Eh, birdy ?
00:10:35 Har ! Har ! Har !
00:10:38 He's a proper king.
00:10:41 What's he got
00:10:43 What a magnificent...
00:10:48 Ar, yes. Well.
00:10:51 Wouldn't be without it.
00:10:55 The Star of Astoroth.
00:11:00 - You're to sit
00:11:04 No littering, no chewing, no fruit
00:11:08 §§ [ Band Continues ]
00:11:12 - ## [ Fanfare ]
00:11:15 §§ [ Band Ends ]
00:11:17 Rise, please.
00:11:22 Loyal fans,
00:11:25 this is official !
00:11:28 We have a volunteer referee !
00:11:33 -§§ [ Band Resumes ]
00:11:46 Let the match begin !
00:11:50 [ Crowd Cheering ]
00:11:52 He's still wearing it.
00:11:55 Right. Dirty Yellows,
00:11:58 [ Growling, Barking ]
00:12:00 Right. True Blues,
00:12:03 [ Teeth Chattering ]
00:12:05 [ Barking ]
00:12:11 - [ Whistle Blows ]
00:12:31 [ Ball Bouncing ]
00:12:36 - [ Blows Raspberry ]
00:12:39 Weird sort of game they play here.
00:12:42 [ Crowd Cheering Continues ]
00:12:46 [ Chugging, Whistle Tooting ]
00:12:49 [ Crowd Booing ]
00:12:54 [ Crowd Cheering ]
00:12:56 [ Whistling ]
00:13:04 - [ Screeching ]
00:13:10 [ Crowd Cheers ]
00:13:16 [ Crowd Gasps, Applauding ]
00:13:22 Hurry up !
00:13:28 [ Barking, Growling ]
00:13:31 [ Barking, Growling
00:13:36 [ Whistle Blows ]
00:13:38 - [ Whistle Blows ]
00:13:41 [ Crowd Cheering ]
00:13:47 Gracious !
00:13:50 You're doin' fine, matey.
00:13:53 [ Crowd Booing ]
00:13:58 Move it around. Move it around.
00:14:03 Get on with the match !
00:14:14 [ Laughing Hysterically ]
00:14:17 Ya-hoo-hoo-hoo !
00:14:19 - [ Laughing ]
00:14:22 - Foul ! Foul !
00:14:24 That's no excuse
00:14:29 [ Whistle Blowing ]
00:14:31 [ Both Grunting ]
00:14:40 [ Feet Screeching ]
00:14:46 [ Whistle Blows ]
00:14:48 - [ Gasps ]
00:14:52 - [ All Grunting ]
00:14:55 Ref, are you blind ?
00:14:58 Be quiet, Charles.
00:15:09 [ Crowd Applauding ]
00:15:11 [ Laughing ]
00:15:13 [ Wailing ]
00:15:18 - [ Feet Screeching ]
00:15:22 Don't they have no rules ?
00:15:24 'Course they do. The king
00:15:27 [ Squeaking ]
00:15:43 Ouch !
00:15:49 - [ Whistle Blowing ]
00:16:07 [ Crowd Cheering ]
00:16:11 Poor Mr. Browne.
00:16:15 Well, he's moving.
00:16:17 Steady, matey.
00:16:21 [ Crowd Booing ]
00:16:25 [ Crowd Cheers ]
00:16:27 Tsk ! Oh, he almost
00:16:42 Yaaah !
00:16:46 [ Crowd Cheering, Whistling ]
00:16:49 Looks like he's done for this time.
00:16:57 [ Gasps ]
00:17:11 Don't just stand there !
00:17:18 [ Crowd Clapping Rhythmically ]
00:17:24 [ Crowd Clapping Faster ]
00:17:30 [ Crowd Gasps ]
00:17:53 Stop... that... ball !
00:17:57 [ Wind Howling ]
00:18:04 [ Animals Shrieking, Barking ]
00:18:08 [ Shrieking, Barking Continue ]
00:18:13 [ Frightened Trumpeting ]
00:18:20 [ Stops Growling ]
00:18:25 [ Air Hissing Quietly
00:18:30 [ Blows ]
00:18:32 - [ Cheering ]
00:18:35 Ha-ha !
00:18:38 - I win!
00:18:45 Ah, let me give you
00:18:48 That's quite all right, Your Majesty.
00:18:51 Oh, please, let me help you on
00:18:54 Why, yes. Thank you.
00:18:57 Can't have you catching cold,
00:19:00 Why, no, no.
00:19:02 Have you ever heard of something
00:19:04 No. Can't say that I have.
00:19:07 Remind me to tell you
00:19:09 I can't tell you
00:19:12 We'll carry the memory of Your Majesty
00:19:15 I think it's time to leave.
00:19:18 Aye. Must you go ?
00:19:21 We must be dashing. Marvelous game.
00:19:25 - Good-bye. Come along, children.
00:19:27 - [ All Shouting Good-bye ]
00:19:29 Friendly lot.
00:19:32 Don't mind them visitin'.
00:19:35 Wouldn't want 'em livin' here.
00:19:37 [ King Laughing ]
00:19:40 - Come along, children.
00:19:46 Oh !
00:19:49 Stop gibberin' !
00:19:52 [ Echoing ]
00:19:55 They've stolen
00:19:58 [ Wheezing ]
00:20:03 What do you think this is ?
00:20:07 [ Blows ]
00:20:13 - [ Yelling ] Why... didn't you...
00:20:16 say... so ?
00:20:19 All right, Paul,
00:20:24 At last, the magic words:
00:20:27 ''Treguna, Mekoides,
00:20:31 I'll keep it.
00:20:33 [ Angry Roaring ]
00:20:38 - Hurry, Paul. The knob.
00:20:41 [ Roaring Continues ]
00:20:43 - I suppose I better do something.
00:20:48 Got it.
00:20:51 [ Roaring ]
00:20:53 Filigree, Apogee, Pedigree--
00:20:59 Oh, bother !
00:21:17 [ Whining ]
00:21:26 [ Yowling ]
00:21:28 I don't suppose I shall ever
00:21:32 Children, will you push
00:21:35 I think we could all do
00:21:38 Oh, no time for that. I've gone to
00:21:41 I'm going to try it immediately.
00:21:44 Mr. Browne, kindly let me
00:21:47 My shoes ?
00:21:49 - What's the shoes for ?
00:21:52 if you'd been paying attention,
00:21:57 is the art of causing inanimate objects
00:22:01 Obviously, I must have
00:22:05 Makes sense, don't it ?
00:22:08 Stand back, everyone.
00:22:16 I want you all to be
00:22:20 - Mr. Browne, you have
00:22:24 It's in my nice, clean hanky.
00:22:32 It's all right, Mr. Browne.
00:22:35 I should have realized
00:22:37 to take an object
00:22:43 [ Sighs ]
00:22:45 If only I would've had the sense
00:22:49 - I know the words, Miss Price.
00:22:52 Charlie, why don't you
00:22:56 And I might conceivably
00:23:00 to steady my nerves.
00:23:02 - Trebonna--
00:23:05 Come along. How can you know
00:23:08 Fre-- Frebunna.
00:23:11 - You wish to put this
00:23:14 I don't believe we've met.
00:23:16 Oh, allow me
00:23:19 I am Miss Price's teacher,
00:23:23 Professor Browne.
00:23:26 Oh, how many times I've seen your name
00:23:29 Oh, extremely masculine
00:23:32 I should have known.
00:23:35 - The very same.
00:23:39 Such was the nature and frequency
00:23:43 I ventured the hope there was somethin'
00:23:47 [ Chuckles ]
00:23:50 Miss Price is a fine woman.
00:23:53 I most heartily agree.
00:23:56 - I'm sure.
00:23:59 how many times
00:24:01 ''Oh, fortunate is the man
00:24:06 Well, one could
00:24:11 You yourself
00:24:13 Alas, no.
00:24:15 These are strange and fearful times
00:24:19 Who could ask someone
00:24:22 to share such
00:24:27 Very well. Don't say I didn't
00:24:31 -[ Door BellJingling ]
00:24:33 someone will come riding out of nowhere
00:24:37 - before your very eyes.
00:24:45 Good morning.
00:24:50 And who was that,
00:24:53 Professor Emelius Browne
00:24:56 He's come to see Miss Price.
00:25:03 Oh. Indeed.
00:25:07 [ Chuckles ]
00:25:11 [ BellJingling ]
00:25:14 - That Mrs. Hobday seemed to fancy you.
00:25:17 -I consider her a very dangerous person.
00:25:21 Mrs. Hobday is that most dangerous
00:25:25 [ Engine Starts ]
00:25:27 [ Sputtering, Knocking ]
00:25:36 [ Man ] Troop movements
00:25:40 The prime minister has told the nation
00:25:43 for signs of a possible invasion.
00:25:47 To think I might have been able
00:25:50 It's out of your hands now, my dear.
00:25:52 If only I could've remembered
00:25:55 Why don't someone ask me ?
00:25:57 Come off it, Paul.
00:26:02 You mean like
00:26:05 Trecorum Satis Dee ?
00:26:08 Treguna, Mekoides, Trecorum Satis Dee ?
00:26:13 Easy. Says so
00:26:20 You mean it was there
00:26:24 Yeah. But nobody
00:26:28 [ Miss Price ]
00:26:31 Trecorum Satis Dee.
00:26:36 - Nothing happened !
00:26:39 Am I doing something wrong ?
00:26:41 Well, to tell you the truth,
00:26:45 - After all, we are in the 20th century.
00:26:48 Well, it needs rhythm,
00:26:52 As I always say,
00:26:54 - Do you mind if I have a go ?
00:26:57 Now, come along, you lot.
00:27:01 [ Chanting ]
00:27:05 #Treguna, Mekoides
00:27:09 -§ Treguna, Mekoides
00:27:13 -§ Mystic power that's far§
00:27:16 -§ Beyond the wildest notion §
00:27:18 - # It's so weird, so feared #
00:27:20 - #And yet wonderful to see #
00:27:23 -§ Treguna, Mekoides §
00:27:25 -§ And Trecorum Satis Dee §
00:27:27 Shh ! Now.
00:27:32 Treguna... Mekoides...
00:27:37 Trecorum Satis Dee.
00:27:43 - Cor !
00:27:46 § Treguna, Mekoides
00:27:50 - # I don't want locomotiary #
00:27:53 - # Substitution #
00:27:55 - # Or remote #
00:27:57 - # Intransitory convolution #
00:27:59 -§ Only one precise §
00:28:01 -§ Solution is the key §
00:28:04 - # Substitutiary locomotion #
00:28:06 - #They must be #
00:28:08 [ Together]
00:28:30 - Ooh !
00:28:34 # Substitutiary locomotion #
00:28:38 # Lovely substitutiary locomotion #
00:28:42 #You've made
00:28:47 § With Treguna, Mekoides
00:28:49 § With Treguna, Mekoides
00:28:51 [ Together]
00:28:53 -§ And Trecorum Satis Dee §§
00:28:59 Lumme !
00:29:11 Mr. Browne,
00:29:13 I haven't the foggiest.
00:29:16 How do you do ?
00:29:19 - That's my nightgown !
00:29:23 Yes, and I'm not responsible
00:29:25 [ Professor Browne ]
00:29:29 Paul, what on earth
00:29:31 Havin' a jolly good time,
00:29:34 - How can we stop all this ?
00:29:38 Yes, but we must do something.
00:29:40 Didn't I give you my all-purpose
00:29:43 - Number eight !
00:29:45 Oy, me Sunday trousers !
00:29:52 Buzz off, old chap.
00:29:58 Ow !
00:30:01 [ Gasps ]
00:30:04 [ Grunting ]
00:30:08 Be careful, Carrie.
00:30:13 Charles!
00:30:17 [ Miss Price ] Mr. Browne,
00:30:20 Dear lady, I very much fear
00:30:26 Ooh ! Aaah !
00:30:28 -[ Professor Browne Continues Groaning ]
00:30:37 - [ Loud Clattering ]
00:30:41 [ Clattering Continues ]
00:30:44 Do you mind ?
00:30:47 [ Glass Breaking,
00:30:58 [ Clattering, Loud Crashing ]
00:31:04 Now, who would like some more
00:31:08 - Oh, no more for me, thank you.
00:31:10 It was very good,
00:31:12 - I'm full.
00:31:17 Well, at least
00:31:23 Cheer up, my dear. This should be
00:31:28 I'm sorry. There doesn't seem
00:31:32 I still haven't mastered
00:31:35 Of course you have. You just need
00:31:39 - Do you really think so ?
00:31:42 Meantime, there's nothing to liven the
00:31:45 - Right, Charlie ?
00:31:48 ## [ Humming ]
00:31:54 §§ [ Continues ]
00:31:58 All you need is 20 years practice
00:32:02 §§ [ Humming Resumes ]
00:32:06 [ Screeches ]
00:32:10 [ Children Laughing ]
00:32:14 It's never happened
00:32:16 I don't usually juggle
00:32:21 Look, she's laughing.
00:32:28 [ Laughing Continues ]
00:32:36 - [ Doorbell Rings ]
00:32:42 Oh, Mrs. Hobday, do come in.
00:32:44 I can't stop, my dear. I've just
00:32:47 - Good news ?
00:32:51 Well, he's promised
00:32:54 He and his wife have got that farm.
00:32:57 Put a bit of color
00:32:59 Why, what's the matter ?
00:33:01 I thought you'd be pleased.
00:33:03 You told me yourself that you
00:33:09 Well, circumstances
00:33:11 That's right.
00:33:14 - Mr. Browne.
00:33:17 Miss Price, is this true ?
00:33:19 Of course. You do want him to stay
00:33:26 I suppose I hadn't
00:33:29 What about him ?
00:33:32 Well, it's all rather sudden.
00:33:36 I don't quite know what to say.
00:33:38 [ Chuckling ] Oh, then I'll leave
00:33:42 Oh, I'll come back in the mornin'.
00:33:45 - Good night.
00:33:51 It is true, Mr. Browne. You are going
00:33:57 Well, uh, we--
00:33:59 We are rather rushing things,
00:34:04 Perhaps Mr. Browne has other things
00:34:11 Yes, well-- well, as a matter of fact,
00:34:15 I-- I must get a train
00:34:18 It's, uh-- it's rather an
00:34:21 I'd like to tell you about it,
00:34:24 You know, sort of a secret.
00:34:27 [ Nervous Chuckle ]
00:34:29 Well, uh, if, uh--
00:34:32 If I've been any sort of help
00:34:36 You've been immensely kind.
00:34:39 And I've enjoyed
00:34:42 Perhaps it's been good for all of us.
00:34:46 Someday, my dear.
00:34:48 I, uh, certainly hope that
00:34:52 when all this war business
00:34:54 I see.
00:34:57 And then, perhaps, I shall
00:34:59 Eglantine and Emelius,
00:35:03 Just think how that'll
00:35:06 Uh, the children
00:35:10 - You really think they will?
00:35:14 Well, I shall miss you--
00:35:21 If I don't go now,
00:35:26 Good-bye, Carrie.
00:35:29 Must you really go ?
00:35:31 Yes, I-- I think it's best
00:35:34 I still think you
00:35:37 [ Chuckles ]
00:35:39 - Do you want me to come down
00:35:42 No,you stay here
00:35:50 - Good-bye, Miss Price.
00:36:29 # No one to miss
00:36:33 # No one to comfort
00:36:35 # No one to comfort
00:36:39 #That's how
00:36:44 # Nobody's problems for me #
00:36:50 # No one who needs me
00:36:54 # No one to call me
00:37:01 # Nobody's problems for me #
00:37:06 #And that's how
00:37:12 # No troubles and strife
00:37:17 # No tempers to humor #
00:37:21 # No hungers to feed #
00:37:25 # No one to warm
00:37:30 # No one to pamper #
00:37:33 # No hand to hold #
00:37:36 #And that's how
00:37:41 # No #
00:37:43 # Nobody's problems #
00:37:46 # For me ##
00:37:58 [ Waves Crashing ]
00:38:01 [ Seagulls Cawing ]
00:38:17 When is the next train
00:38:19 Lord bless you, sir.
00:38:22 Nothin' 'til milk job,
00:38:24 - Mind if I waited here ?
00:38:28 Good night.
00:38:50 Out you go, Cosmic.
00:39:00 Hello ? Hello !
00:39:06 Hello !
00:39:08 Hello !
00:39:10 Hello ?
00:39:18 [ Professor Browne's Voice ]
00:39:22 in that house
00:39:24 For once in your useless life,
00:39:29 You're a failure, Emelius Browne,
00:39:32 and a coward.
00:39:35 [ Man ]
00:39:39 A minor raid to induce panic
00:39:43 When you English
00:39:46 that the German forces can land at will
00:39:49 perhaps you will consider
00:39:51 Not bloody likely !
00:39:54 Go on, Miss Price.
00:39:57 I must say,
00:40:00 Colonel, how would you feel about
00:40:04 [ Speaking German ]
00:40:07 I said, how would you feel about being
00:40:12 Be quiet, please !
00:40:16 Filigree, Apogee, Epigee--
00:40:20 Not again !
00:40:22 Your memory, Miss Price.
00:40:27 Charles, would you kindly fetch
00:40:29 - Righto.
00:40:33 - [ Paul Screaming ]
00:40:36 Silence !
00:40:38 Fraulein, we have work to do.
00:40:41 I am sorry, but I must send
00:40:44 where you will no longer
00:40:46 [ Shouts Order In German ]
00:40:57 [ Miss Price's Voice ]
00:41:00 § And the moonbeams the moon §
00:41:03 § All I need to succeed
00:41:07 # Is a champion rare #
00:41:11 § With a flourish
00:41:14 [ Man #1 Speaking
00:41:17 [ Man #2 Responds
00:41:25 - [ German ]
00:41:49 [ Panting ]
00:41:59 [ Speaking German ]
00:42:36 - [ Yowls ]
00:42:40 - [ Yowling Continues ]
00:42:44 - [ Screeching ]
00:42:46 - [ Screeching Continues,
00:42:56 [ Growls ]
00:42:59 [ Speaking German ]
00:43:03 [ Rattling ]
00:43:13 [ Bang On Door ]
00:43:22 Where's the spell for rabbits ?
00:43:27 Confound it. Can't women ever learn
00:43:34 [ Shouts In German ]
00:43:36 Ah, here it is.
00:43:38 '' Filigree, Apogee, Pedigree, Perigee.''
00:43:42 [ German ]
00:43:47 Filigree, uh--
00:43:49 Apogee, Pedigree, Perigee.
00:43:54 [ Banging Continues ]
00:44:00 Now, come along, my boy.
00:44:02 Just for once in your life,
00:44:05 That's it.
00:44:07 - Filigree, Apogee,
00:44:10 Pedigree, Perigee.
00:44:12 [ Lock Rattling ]
00:44:16 [ Banging Continues ]
00:44:24 [ Shouts In German ]
00:44:41 [ Miss Price ] Now, what's
00:44:46 It's quite chilly, you know.
00:44:48 Because, fraulein, the colonel
00:44:52 she can become
00:44:55 And I'm inclined
00:44:57 [ Miss Price ]
00:45:00 If I only had my notebook,
00:45:18 [ Professor Browne's Voice ]
00:45:20 [ Speaking German ]
00:45:23 [ Yelling In German ]
00:45:31 - Take it easy, can't you ?
00:45:35 I am holding it.
00:45:37 We could strip him down
00:45:41 No, it's no good.
00:45:43 He can't do it.
00:45:45 I could've told you that
00:45:51 If we can't get Paul out
00:45:55 - What about that spell that
00:45:59 How 'bout all these things ?
00:46:03 I'm afraid they're
00:46:07 Where did this come from ?
00:46:08 It's Mr. Browne,
00:46:11 Oh, he's on his way to London.
00:46:14 Mr. Browne ?
00:46:18 If you are Mr. Browne, would you be
00:46:23 It is Mr. Browne !
00:46:27 It is you!
00:46:30 You didn't think that
00:46:32 Oh, I am glad to see you.
00:46:36 Well, as Charlie says,
00:46:40 - That ought to be useful.
00:46:43 - You saw what happened this afternoon.
00:46:46 We can't let these so-and-sos get away
00:46:49 Mr. Browne, won't you get up
00:46:53 Herr Oberst!
00:46:56 [ German ]
00:46:59 [ German ]
00:47:04 [ Responds In German ]
00:47:12 -Jolly good luck, my dear.
00:47:14 -Let's hope you haven't
00:47:17 Found this in the castle.
00:47:19 Probably not a magic broom, but it
00:47:22 Well, thank you, Carrie.
00:47:24 Come now, children.
00:47:34 Treguna...
00:47:37 Mekoides...
00:47:41 Trecorum...
00:47:43 Satis Dee.
00:48:08 Look !
00:48:23 §§ [ Drumming Continues ]
00:48:28 ## [ Fanfare ]
00:48:32 §§ [ Continues ]
00:48:54 §§ [ Continues ]
00:48:59 Aah !
00:49:02 -§§ [ Continues ]
00:49:17 [ Clanking Grows Louder]
00:49:59 §§ [ Bagpipes ]
00:50:17 §§ [ Continues ]
00:51:06 - Sound the advance !
00:51:12 Just in time for the kickoff.
00:51:20 [ Metal Clanking ]
00:51:41 [ Speaking German ]
00:51:44 [ Yelling In German ]
00:51:48 Steady on the left.
00:51:51 Victory for England
00:51:57 It's like a Lord Mayor's show.
00:51:59 Pikemen, hold your distance !
00:52:01 [ Chanting ]
00:52:04 § And Trecorum Satis Dee §
00:52:09 #Treguna, Mekoides #
00:52:13 § And Trecorum Satis Dee §
00:52:17 #Treguna, Mekoides
00:52:21 [ German ]
00:52:26 Fire !
00:52:28 [ Machine Gun Fire ]
00:52:35 Fire !
00:52:40 Blimey !
00:52:42 [ Yells In German ]
00:52:44 [ All Shouting ]
00:53:15 - Where's it coming from, Sergeant ?
00:53:18 - Come on, lads, after me !
00:53:25 [ Machine Gun Fire Continues ]
00:53:57 [ Machine Gun Fire Continues ]
00:54:56 Good shooting, bowmen !
00:55:05 Well caught, sir !
00:55:07 Very good!
00:55:13 Oh ! Aah !
00:55:17 Knock his block off!
00:55:19 Mr. Browne, make those children
00:55:38 [ Gasping, Shouting ]
00:55:42 - [ All Shouting ]
00:55:48 [ Yelling Continues ]
00:55:51 [ Frustrated Grunt ]
00:56:15 [ Grumbling In German ]
00:56:27 [ Shouting ]
00:56:30 Are you still there, Colonel?
00:56:32 I thought you'd be
00:56:37 You see ? Things may not
00:56:42 [ Angry Shouting ]
00:56:51 [ Timer Ticking ]
00:56:55 Good-bye, Colonel.
00:57:43 [ Grunting ]
00:57:45 Eglantine.
00:57:47 Dear Mr. Browne.
00:57:49 Miss Price, we thought
00:57:52 See ? No one
00:57:56 There they are, lads !
00:57:58 I sensed something was afoot.
00:58:00 All right!
00:58:02 Firing positions, you fellas.
00:58:06 [ Gunfire ]
00:58:11 All right, men.
00:58:17 I think we've taught
00:58:20 He'll think twice
00:58:24 It's tragic.
00:58:27 all gone.
00:58:30 Still, I was able to perform
00:58:33 That mean you ain't
00:58:36 - Never ?
00:58:38 I realized some time ago
00:58:42 When was that ? Was it that first
00:58:46 [ Chuckling ] No. It was the day
00:58:49 I knew then that anyone...
00:58:52 who felt the way I did
00:58:55 had no business being a witch.
00:59:06 - You're certain you're
00:59:09 The way things are, it's
00:59:12 - Take care of yourself, gov.
00:59:15 And I'll be back
00:59:17 - We'll be together again.
00:59:21 [ Shouting ]
00:59:24 Parade, halt !
00:59:27 Well, here we go.
00:59:44 [ Meowing ]
00:59:49 - Permission to move off, sir.
00:59:54 Parade, by the right.
00:59:57 March! Left! Left!
01:00:00 Left, right, left!
01:00:09 Suppose that's it.
01:00:12 We ain't gonna have
01:00:15 Well, still got this,
01:00:25 [ Together]
01:00:29 # Call out the air force
01:00:33 # From the Cliffs of Dover
01:00:37 #And don't forget
01:00:41 # But who's digging in here
01:00:46 # Every inch of England
01:00:50 #Who's standing firm
01:00:55 #The soldiers of
01:00:59 #The soldiers
01:01:18 I don't mind saying,
01:01:21 there isn't much I wouldn't do.